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1:39And they said, well, we consider this amount unusual. And I said, I am unusual. I am unusually kind.

1:52Marguerite. Bonjour. Bonjour. Hi, Viv. Oh my God, you marguerited me right away. Marguerite. Well, you know, I just think it's fancy. I like it. It is fancy. If I was in a different place in life, I'd probably go by it. By Marguerite? Yeah, I didn't when I lived in France. Because my team, my team, the people, the family I lived with. Calling your host family your team. I hate the word team so much that it was in my head. But it was harder for them to say Maggie because as French people, they'd be like, Magui. Magui. But Marguerite. Marguerite. Was like easier. That's so beautiful. But they called me that, yeah.

2:26Can I call you that? Yeah, of course. I'll just go, guys, this next comic, I've known her for years. She's an absolute killer. Please welcome to the stage, Marguerite Winters. I come out, everyone's like, isn't that Mag, just Maggie? Yeah, they're like, I think that's Magdog. Not Magdog, please. I saw her in a gutter off Malort last night. I don't think that's Marguerite. Oh my God, Magdog. My grandma's name was Marguerite, but they called her Madge. Madge, that's really cool. Is it? Wait, what was one I heard the other day that I really liked? Oh, I meant to write this down. Oh, God. It was - For Marguerite?

3:02No. Oh, it was - Maybe the name was like - I'm getting it wrong, but it was a woman they called Van. Okay. Like her name - They were like, oh, that's Van. But her name was like Evangeline or something. Oh, that's cool. And I was like, Van's a fun nickname for that. Yes, yeah. I feel like - Was she gay? Well, you know, all older women kind of are. Yeah, I'm learning that. Don't you feel that? I'm kind of learning that everyone is obviously a little gay. All women in their 70s and 80s, you talk to them or you hear them talked about and it's like, oh, that's Madge. Her and her husband had nothing in common.

3:37Her greatest joy is when he went on a work trip and she got to be alone for a week. Her deepest, most important relationships with a woman in her life. They were the only ones that knew how to hold her when she was upset. It's like, that's a gay woman. Honey, they just weren't allowed, you know? Yeah. They really didn't know they could go there. god that was made it so hot though when it happened when they're 70 years old yes yes i talked to my mom about now my mom's too tired she's she's always laying down your mom's and i and i went oh my god she she is she's one of the funniest people in the world without meaning to be my skin is so dry that it's like falling apart welcome to chicago i know eczema i'm home is that eczema no it's just well i guess what's the difference between eczema and dry skin a lot I was going to say Honey a lot I don't want to upset the eczema community I'm part of it It's okay guys Are you?

4:26Yeah Oh wow I've had it since I was born I have new Mueller eczema too Which is It looks like a ringworm Which is awesome Because people will be like Oh you have ringworm I go no no no I have new Mueller eczema It's called eczema And they're like well Check it out People are saying Oh you have ringworm to you They're pointing at me Ma 'am ma 'am ma 'am ma 'am ma 'am You're disgusting You have ringworm Yeah you have ringworm You need to get out of this Weber grill. I am a gold member at the Weber grill, honey. No, I've never been. You haven't? Would you go? What's funny is I visited Chicago in high school and it was like the first major like US city I'd ever visited.

5:00Like I'd never, major city at all. I'd never, I'd been to like Kansas City. Yeah. But I haven't been to like a big, big city. And we went to the Weber grill in downtown Chicago that has the grill hanging off of it. Of course, iconic. And I, we had like, I got like a steak and like sides. And I remember being like, this is the fanciest restaurant in the world. like I left being like Weber grill is like the height of dining and I and I genuinely was like we left and I was like I can't believe we did that I can't believe we were at the Weber grill do they do they cook the steaks on a Weber grill there I don't know I would love to know I wish they did Weber grill reach out please dm me and let me know it's funny the podcast has gotten to a place now where when we mention stuff they do reach out it used to be a joke to be like to be like oh you know Hershey's reach out and then they're in my dms being like can we send a hat and it's like hold on.

5:48Hershey's. First of all, yes. And second of all, honestly, here's one thing I want to say. Say it. Brands need to stop sending shit. Yeah. Unless it is extremely cool. Yes. But when they're just sending you like a water bottle and a hat, it's like, hey, so that's more shit that I'm either throwing away or is sitting in my closet that I don't have room for. Yes. Stop sending shit. Stop. Unless it's something I need. Unless it's something I need. Yeah. Call me. Call me on the phone. Say, what do you need? Those closet kill, what do you need? How could Hershey's serve you? and if they're not sending the thing that they make like if they're sending you a hat and not chocolate it's like what the hell send chocolate please send chocolate and honestly even if you're not a chocolate brand then chocolate bows yeah oh my god both send chocolate bp oil send chocolate everybody send chocolate bucket of oil you're like what the hell is this god i'm trying to eat better oh my god how's it going yeah my girl daisy hooked you up yeah i i'm trying to eat better here's the thing yeah say it this is the realization i had and i wonder if you feel similarly okay because you are you've been on the road for so long now with connor and like doing all these shows and i basically what happened was there was a period of years there where my career was starting out and i would be gone sometimes yeah and it was like oh my away life is like this fake free time where i can do whatever i want and i would eat fried food at two in the morning and i would smoke weed and like fuck off and not exercise and not drink water yeah and i'd be like that's fine because it's my away life it's fake and now i have i have realized my home life is fake and my away life is life yeah and so i'm like actually if every time you're staying somewhere else you don't move your body and drink water and eat one singular vegetable yes that actually is just your life yes and then at home i'm like i'm like eating salads and stuff and being like oh it's so good to be home and it's like yeah you have to do this elsewhere you have to do this all the time you have to add vegetables into the rotation is what they say or is key but it's tough because away life used to be just like a fake little game that didn't exist no i a thousand percent agree do you know what i mean yes i had to have this conversation with myself because for a long time the airport meant like an airport drink and an airport snack yeah about 40 and then i had to be like this is actually for work yeah so i'm gonna bring myself a granola bar and i'm not gonna look at auntie ann's or whatever the hell yeah yeah well it's hard because at a certain point like when you travel for work as much as we do going to the airport kind of becomes like catching an uber yes like you're like oh if i don't get on that flight i'll just get on the next one like right it really becomes such a rote thing that you do have to like check your habits and be like yes oh i can't actually eat garbage at 8 a.m no because it's gonna ruin my whole day i was buying flips you know flips chocolate covered pretzels oh yeah and i was going we don't need to be buying flips every time we're at the airport yeah like yeah literally we were I was like, it triggered my brain.

8:32I was like, where are the airport? Where are the flips? Every fat person has a thing that they've had to put themselves on timeout for. Yes. Last year, I had to put myself on a KFC timeout. Yeah. Which was... No! What were you getting? I had to go on a KFC break. This is so horrendous, Maggie. I'm just going to say something. Say it. I was getting the Nashville Hot Nuggets from KFC. Yes. Dipping it in their ranch. Of course. They're like prepackaged. and getting a kind of heartburn that doctors don't even yet understand. There are certainly lines in my heart, lungs, and stomach lining right now from that.

9:10And I was doing it enough. I probably did it like, in my defense, I did it like four times in two weeks. Yeah. Which isn't psycho, but it is certainly crazy. Like in the levels of what you should. Yeah. And I literally, I had to, I'm not kidding when I say I looked myself in a physical mirror and said, no more KFC. No more KFC. Stop it. Delete the, yeah. Yeah, KFC's about to reach out and be like, we want to look you up. Can we sit chocolate? Oh, my God. One of the first times I got stoned out of my mind was in Amsterdam. Yeah. My 21st birthday. Because I was like there and I was like, I can drink.

9:41And everyone was like, you can drink here when you're 10. So like, get over it. So smoke. So they're like, yeah. So I had a space cake and I was so high and I saw KFC. Yeah. I remember eating it and being like, there's no greater food in the world. KFC is special. But then the next day I was like, and it was in Amsterdam though. I was like, what is my problem? Nothing. I truly knew that nothing would ever stop me from eating garbage when there was an, I was like big on KFC in college when I was really depressed. Yeah. And I saw like a, there was like one of those articles that was like, like dead mouse found in KFC bucket of chicken.

10:10And they had accidentally like breaded and fried the mouse and ended up in a bucket. And I saw that and I was like, that's someone else's problem. There's never been one in my bucket. I wish that the hair in my food. I'm like, I actually don't care. I'm still eating this. I wish I could have, I have friends who are like, oh my God, this, something looks off. and I'm like, I wish I had that inside of me. I have friends. I wish things could look off to me. Put that in me. No, I have friends that are like, oof, can we not eat there? That place has like a B health rating. I'm like, I don't fucking care.

10:38I don't give a shit. The government's not going to tell me where to eat. No, we don't have those kind of ratings in Chicago. Yeah. Which the bear season one, they kind of did the ratings thing. Oh, did they? So calling on them out on that. Yeah, go ahead. Call out the bear. One of the first scenes, he's like putting a C and we go, we don't do that. That's not us. That's not us actually. Make us sick. Make us sick. Make us sick. Make us sick. Mr. Beef, I want it. If I don't walk in and I don't see dirt on the ground, I'm like, I don't want it. Why am I here? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I really, I did put myself on a KFC timeout.

11:06Oh, my God. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Oh, God. Actually, oh, my God. What if I start sobbing? That's okay. Maggie, that's okay. For real, that's okay. The episode got really weird. No, this podcast is many things. I think being on the road a lot is, like, so hard. and like the food the the trying to move my body but then i'm so tired from like the travel part of it they like get to my hotel and i'm like i would just love to lay here for hours but then actually that doesn't feel good yeah and then i have to like go do a comedy show yeah but then i'm like i have to be the clown tonight i know yeah i have to put on my nose and then you like open your phone and the internet's like 17 000 children died today and you're like great no i wanted to see that yeah i was hoping for that no that's good yeah and also someone i hate is on vacation yeah and someone else booked and i didn't um yeah every time i every time you open your phone it's like hey two big things you didn't book and someone else did 17 000 children are dead and it's like okay and then all of a sudden you're like let's see what's up at kfc yes and then you're like you know what i said no to that i'm gonna go back to that yeah i am and the thing about when i when i don't book is like i'm always like i think i'm gonna get this part and then i like open my fun and it's like Meryl Streep booked it I'm like oh right it was me or her it was me or her I think I think those are the most frustrating ones where like you later learn like oh they were waiting to hear back from the person they wanted that's not offer only yeah and in the meantime they collected tapes and I stupidly killed myself trying to do good I was literally like telling people like I think that something big's coming yeah yeah yeah yeah absolutely not how are you doing mentally emotionally if i could sum it up for you in an anecdote yeah uh two days ago i downloaded an affirmations app okay to create affirmations for me yes i'm working on i've kind of moved away from the idea that i can control any circumstances in my life yeah and i've moved towards the idea of i'm over that i'm not gonna worry about circumstances anymore it's no longer my i'm not focused on that now i'm trying to make my brain so strong that i can handle anything that ever happens to me yeah and so i've moved into affirmations which is 100 a cry for help yeah like i'm like to be that's what everyone says is the thing to do like be delusional i'm trying to be i'm genuinely trying to tap more into delusion i moved away from it briefly i was delusional for a long time and then i checked in on reality too hard and now i'm trying to move back to delusion yeah so i'm reading affirmations and i'll follow you there just pick me up and we'll get there i'll tell you one it gave me yesterday i have to delete it because i think they're using ai um so i have to delete the app and find a new way to get my affirmations um but the one they made me yesterday it says i am in charge of how i feel and today i am choosing happiness that's the kind of stuff i'm working on that's the kind of stuff i'm in charge of how i feel and today i'm choosing happiness that is crazy because that's like shit my dad used to say to me when i was younger 100 100%.

14:02Why don't you just call my dad once a day? I will, first of all. I'll be like, get off the bicycle and let's chat. Let's go, Willie. What's crazy is I am in a place in my life where reading that moved me almost to tears. You're so right. I was like, yeah, why didn't I choose happiness? Stupid, stupid. I was like, you should have chosen happiness, you fool. You idiot. That was there all along. No, I'm good. I'm making this movie right now. We're in the beautiful city of Chicago because I'm filming Trash Mountain. And it's so exciting. Yes. But, yeah, it's been a year of, like, working really hard and making stuff.

14:40And it's been so cool. And I feel really creatively tapped into something that I've never been tapped into. Yeah. Not never, but I've been creatively tapped. I've been tapped into creativity before. But I feel right now tapped into, like, an obsession with process that feels so good. to be like i am actually not focused on outcome right now and i've talked about this a lot but i am actually genuinely focused on process at the moment and i love it yeah and also i am really tired yeah you know yeah so the affirmations are like needed yes and i'm drinking a bunch of water oh come on for two reasons right here my body needs it yes i've heard and also number two i've been uh training a lot to be able to cry on camera oh my god you need the water for this movie and one of the things that came up in like my research and and like process building was like you need to drink a fuck ton of water because you're about to get it out it needs to expel that makes sense to me it does to me too but why did i didn't think of that so now i'm like a guy who carries a water bottle around yes oh i have one of those like the juggy it's a hydro drug it's like this it's huge yeah and i'm like walking around like yeah hello you guys in my hotel like on tour i'll be like where's the ice in the water yeah and what's crazy to me is if you stay like a nicer like a four-star hotel they're like every floor has ice and water you stay at a three they're like you you should go down the block and kill yourself we don't have water here are you out of your mind yeah my favorite is when you stay like a well here's my big hotel yeah uh thing that most people listening to this are going to find unlikable and unrelatable okay okay and that's just where things are right now yeah i'm sorry but that's where things are right now but the best thing to do it the best place you can stay is a four-star hotel yeah a two and one are obviously just like not even in the conversation for me at this point i've had that chapter of my life and it's i hope it's gone forever threes are threes are like that it's just like no amenities the room is usually pretty nice but like they don't care that you're there no and then you think like oh what about a five star actually no actually no because those are usually like 120 years old yeah they haven't renovated the toilet they haven't like the shower's not gorgeous yeah and they do they will do amenities really nice like if you call the front desk at a five-star hotel and you're like i need a chocolate cake now they'll find you one yeah but it's too much money for not being as nice as a four star four star yeah so i just want to tell you guys for anyone who's able to partake in this conversation that's my take yeah stay at the four star if you can the three star just know that when you check in they're gonna be pissed that you're there they're mad they're yeah oh my god every time they're mad your room is not ready no by the way yeah by the way they sometimes don't have your reservation as well oh as an opener i sorry and shout out to my openers out there you get because my name is sometimes under Connor's name.

17:17I'll be like, oh, it's for Connor Wood. And they're like, well, you're not Connor Wood, so you can go to hell. And I'm like, I'm going to get him on the phone. I'm like, what is it? What do you think I'm trying to stalk him? Probably. There's people out there. I've had this issue so many times where I've bought a hotel room for someone that works with me and that the hotel is like, he needs to come in here in person and look us in the eyes. I'm like, what 1800s business contract is this? They have my card, my social, my name. What stranger off the street would guess that I'm staying here and then have the confirmation number.

17:47Somebody is going to watch this and be like, I'm figuring it out. They shut down my Chase credit card, shut down all of my accounts the other day because I spent too much. Not over the limit. They just didn't like that I spent. And you know what? I'll tell you what I did. I don't care. I don't care. I'll tell you what I did. I donated a lot of money to a charity. Let's go. And I called them and I said, I'm not allowed to donate money to charity. and they said well we consider this amount unusual and I said I am unusual I am unusually kind and turn my shit back on the person on the phone's like what the hell I am unusual unusually generous turn my shit on now I'm gonna be donated again and I'll do it again don't clock it and I did the next day I donated again oh my god do a different thing but I was like you guys can't just turn my shit off no that yeah the hotel thing is very real and also I want to say like me getting distracted by I don't know a piece of chip on the floor someone the other day in one of my shows was like so you have ADHD right?

18:49I was like what? because I just get just like during a show someone stands up and is like I'm gonna say I'm gonna talk about it. Yeah. And they're like you have ADHD? I was like I don't think so I've never been diagnosed and she goes well there's seven kinds so oh my god. Damn. Who is this? Were you speaking with a medical doctor? Yeah they had a white coat on in the middle of the show and I was gonna Halloween show. She puts a sethicle on her chest. She goes, breathe in for me. Yeah. Like, what's going on? You have ADHD. I had to have a physical the other day. Ooh, yeah. For the movie, like, to clear me for insurance or whatever.

19:19And the guy came to set, and he was really nice. He was really sweet. But he was, like, every time I would do something, he would, like, praise me in a way that felt like, either you think I'm stupid or you're, like, shocked that a fat person can stand up. Oh, my God. But he was, like, stand on one leg for me. And I have really good balance, actually. And I stood on one leg for, like, kind of a long time. and he was like, okay, show off. And I was like, do you not think I can stand? No, people think that fat people can't do anything. I know, it's crazy. Yeah, I mean, this is obviously classic, but I remember getting a burger without, I got a lettuce-wrapped burger, and this girl at my old job, she was like, good for you.

20:01I was like, I'm about to order a fucking baguette to this room. To this room. Fuck you, yeah. Yeah. Don't comment. Do not. Yeah. I had a moment like this recently where I was biking in New York and I stopped at a, it was like, there was like construction on a four way. Yeah. And so they had like, you know, like staff, not staff, but like whatever, like I'm thinking of MoDOT, which is Missouri Department of Transportation, but like whatever the transportation people are out there, like guiding traffic. Yes. And there was an older like Caribbean woman in a thing, like stopping people. And I was stopped right next to her on my bike.

20:34So we're, you know, like this. And I was like, hey, how's your day going? and she was like pretty good not bad i won't do the accent and i know you i know you guys want me to but i'm not going to and by the way it's not because i wouldn't kill at it but i was like hey how's your day going and she's like she's like pretty good it's been like nice weather and stuff i was like oh cool is everyone being nice and she's like yeah yeah and i was like god it's a beautiful day and she was like it is and you're getting some exercise and i'm not getting you i went oh sure am i was like i was like and then the thing turned for me to go and i was like well have a good day and she was like you too oh my god but she was like an older caribbean like yeah it was like a nice thing to say and i was like i am getting some exercise it's not untrue she's about to go home and be like you guys i saw a miracle today she's like i saw a man change his life today i think i encouraged him on like a normal bike ride i take all the time yeah oh my god no i yeah just leave me alone actually leave me alone is like a big sentiment that i have yeah yes that i go just leave me alone if you're yeah leave me alone on the internet big time but that's not gonna happen what's happening to you on there i mean not just me i just feel like everyone like you can't you can't like post anything without like some you can you can't post like i could post just whatever hello i just absolutely help me no you could post like um hey guys I'm I'm unusual I'm donating to charity today yeah and people would be like you have insane hands or something you're like well what the hell is that about yeah they're coming for you they actually come from my nostrils all the time I talk about it a lot you've told me you've told me that this is a all the time or just like in general I like you go to someone else's video and then like the first comment is like nothing to do with the video and you're like this person I guess we all just need therapy.

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22:56Fall never arrives all at once. First the air, then the light. And slowly the things you love begin to find each other. A jacket meets a dress. A hoodie slips beneath a blazer. An old cap finds a new scarf. Because you don't simply step into the season. You create it layer by layer until it finally feels like fall. Find fall your way at Ross.

23:25i don't know yeah do you think so maybe i don't know i think that um i'm just worried about people everyone's mean i am too people are mean and people are not um we're just not connected no we have we need to it's a lot of anti-social behavior that i'm like and also even people i like like people that you know sometimes um i don't want to talk too much about like the internet but some people that that comment things to me were like like when i make a joke about like lesbians or something. Yeah. And like lesbian, like 10 lesbians will comment and be like, thousands of people love the joke. Yes.

23:56And then 10 people will be like, I don't like that he feels comfortable speaking on people this way. I know. And it's like the disconnect that you're having is that I have actual friends in real life. And, but you live your, your whole identity plays out on the internet. Yeah. And the disconnect that we're having and the reason you feel so genuinely and righteously and confidently upset Yeah. is because your whole dynamic takes place with unreal people through screens. Yes. And I am living in the real world with real actual people. And this is how real people talk to each other. Yeah. Real friends feel comfortable speaking on each other's identities and stuff like that.

24:29A thousand percent. Because we're actual friends. Yes. And you're living a screen mediated life that the only thing that gives you power and connection is like policing and likes and upvotes and comments. Yes. And that's the disconnect we're not having. The disconnect we're having is not actually a moral one. No. It's actually like a, I don't even know how to say it, but it's actually like a, I live in the real world and you don't kind of thing. And that's not to say that you're stupid or anything. I think they're usually quite smart. I'm just like, we're living two different lives. And the reason I don't care about what you have to say is because I don't want to live like you.

25:03No. Do you know what I'm saying? Absolutely. The policing thing is great. Everyone's like, ACAB. And then they're like, you said Sherbert was gay seven years ago. Right. And it is a little gay. And it is a little gay. Why would it be those colors? Why would it be those colors? It could taste that way without being those colors. That's pretty obvious to me. We need to bring back the show The Real World, I think, and get people off from the internet on it. Did you ever watch it? I feel like I saw some of it. That's disgusting. The Real World? Yeah. They would go to different cities and all live in a house together?

25:31I remember the cities. Seven people picked to live in a house. There were strangers that are telling it like it is. Telling it like it is. I feel like I've seen viral. I've seen clips. Yeah, yeah, clips. But I never really sat down and watched it, I don't think. I was never a big TV guy. Bring it back. What? Bring it back. You don't like TV? I watched, there was like a couple things I watched, but I've never been a big TV guy. What do you do? I listen to music a lot. Yeah, you actually are a music freak. I listen to music a lot. And I really don't like, so much of I think watching TV, like really, like being good at keeping up with something is watching TV alone.

26:03Yeah. And I don't like hanging out alone that much. Oh, yeah, that's me. So I like to, I like, or if I am hanging out alone, I like to go to a coffee shop and like write or like work on something. No, not like that. You know what I mean? Like, I feel I get really bored. I listen to music. I donate to charity. It's kind of different for me. I'm just like listening to music and like seeing people. Honey, I'm watching TLC, the Learning Channel. I'm watching A Thousand Pound Sisters. Are you? Absolutely. They're the funniest. I just think it's like such a, what'd you say? I said, fuck yeah. It's one of my favorite shows.

26:33It's one of the best shows. I think people, you know, they're like a little, like 600 pound life is, what's the word? Exploit? Exploitative? Thank you so much. yeah i did go to a state school so i don't really know that kind of stuff um it's just like they're just the funniest people in the world and they're so like they're so joyful and you know and i just also think it's like a good middle of the country like let's get to know it's not just east coast west coast come on yeah they're funny um do they live in missouri no they live in kentucky kentucky kentucky same difference yeah no and they're there's they actually lost they both lost a ton wait they're crazy as hell tammy came out as pansexual and her family her whole family was like what the hell a pan like it was amazing that is really yeah absolutely that is really fun yeah and like but yeah they're they're awesome they make some of the most disgusting food you've ever seen like just genuinely trying though yeah one time they were like making she was making alfredo sauce but she was like i'm gonna put chocolate in it to do like a white chocolate to make it like a mole and people were like i don't think so i said good for her for trying and her whole family goes, this is the worst thing we've ever had.

27:41God forbid a woman in STEM experiment. She had an idea. She went with it. Like, what the hell? What's so wrong with that? Well, folks, I have some pretty exciting news. After I went on her show, me and Kylie Kelsey got to talk. Oh, it's Kylie. Okay. Me and Kylie Kelsey got to talking and we came up with something I think y 'all are going to like, and that's watching a dang football game together. Kylie and I are not just watching the Chiefs versus Colts game together on Sunday, November 23rd. We'll also be live chatting about it in a WhatsApp group chat. I'm really excited about this one actually I love her so much and you can join to see what we're saying with the chat from Whatsapp and Offball spots will be limited so stay tuned on the SoTrue social accounts for the sign up link and thank you Virginia in advance for posting those I watch a lot of TV I'm just like you know chill and watch TV not dating I listen to music actually yeah I listen to music I listen to is there anything you're big on right now any music you're like really big on at the moment well I'm loving Lily Allen's album obviously so good Audrey Hobart's album this year was like I listened to it nonstop.

28:37It made me feel like a teenager. Do you remember, I mentioned this to someone recently and they gave me kind of crazy eyes. Am I the only one who remembers in Pitch Perfect the puppets to the Lily Allen song? Oh. Fuck you. Fuck you very, very much. I don't remember the puppets. This is starting to become like a Monopoly guy's monocle thing. Yeah. Mandela effect where I'm like, am I the only one who remembers the puppets? They were puppeting to that song. They're called the Socapellas. yeah oh they were like competition but it was like a it was like an interstitial it was like yeah they just it was like a one cutaway gag chance you moved off the screen christ you're showing me a blank screen and i was like one job and he can't like pull up the picture maggie i'm so sorry that yeah oh good for them oh they're actual sock puppets too the way he totally tuned me out just trying to recover it's about to bounce back your microphone matches your shirt it's kind of nice you guys can't see it's pink and pink he's representing women today um because pink is girl boy sorry are you okay maggie why do you have a blue mic big news i had i actually i'm a strong she her and sometimes i feel bad about it really yeah why is that well i wish i could you know gender bend but i'm kind of like girl top vice girls inside of me you're megan trainer she follows me on tiktok so do not talk bad about my friend megan trainer megan trainer yeah what was her song all about that bass about that bass and then she said that was a hit what was the one that was like if there was like a line that was like if you're fat or something about like oh that you gotta focus sorry i do have adh j you for sure um she had some lyric that was like people were like going crazy about it they're like you're making fun of skinny people it's like for once yeah i don't care no i don't care at all i have never once cared.

30:32The thin people are always trying to get a like, wow, change skinny to fat here and see if you like it. It's like, no, I won't. And shut the fuck up. I'm told to eat a cheeseburger a lot. I'm like, that would be, if someone told me that, I would feel happy. Do you know what I would do if someone told me to eat a cheeseburger? What? I would. And I'd have a great day. You like smash or you like big? Oh, I like smash burgers. I don't like when a burger is like huge. Oh, like a Mondo burger from. Yeah, one of my big complaints actually is when they do sandwiches too much yes if i can't if i can't grab it like this i can't get the mouth around and take one bite with just my regular mouth yeah if i'm having to like unhinge my jaw like a fucking anaconda to get in there your sandwich is too big your sandwich is way too big it's not cool that you did that let's get it down yeah let's get it down and let's have a good sauce to veggie to meat ratio oh my gosh yeah if there's my mouth is watering oh my god i'm hungry i haven't had lunch we got waters i'm gonna hook it up no you know there's a poke place near here that i like Oh my god.

31:29Maybe I get poke after this. I had poke for the first time in Hawaii. Did you like it? I loved it. I love poke. I got into seafood last year. Lobster, crab. What's the shrimp? Thank you. What's the shrimp? Hold on. I'm coming. I'm coming up with it. Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp. And then I had poke and it was amazing. I'm trying. But when people are like, do you want fish? I'm like, ooh, let me think about that. Yeah. Like a Branzino or something. Yeah. Oh, I like a Branzino though. I'll get there. You'll get there. I'll get there. I'm nervous. It's fun to order for the table. My dad loves fish and he's always like, come on.

32:03Fish is great. Try the fish. Fish is one of those, seafood in general is one of those things that like I can eat a filling amount and not feel bad afterwards. Yes. Which is nice. Yeah. Shrimp cocktail changed my life. Shrimp cocktail is everything. Dip. Come on. Come on with a dip. Shrimp cocktail. Dip. Come on. Maggie. Yeah. What's going on? You just started a new podcast. I did. Tell the people about it. It's called Literally Life Changing with Maggie Winters. And it's on Stapleview. It comes out every Wednesday. Please listen if you want. But if you don't want to, that's no problem at all. We got to get you on it sometime.