Zooey Deschanel Loves to Snack

18 Dec 2025 · 1 h 5 min · 29 chapters

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In short

Two actors (Zooey Deschanel and Chance) talk about dating/phone habits, snack culture on set, and their acting careers—especially indie film vs TV—plus behind-the-scenes stories from projects like Almost Famous and New Girl. They also discuss games (Wordle, Letter Boxd, Scrabble, Monopoly Deal) and personal anecdotes (family fights over Diet Pepsi, Chicago wind, “dumb phone” ostracism).

Guests

Zooey Deschanel (actor/singer; known for indie films and for starring on New Girl) and Chance (interview partner; actor/filmmaker who co-wrote/appears in indie work, has kids Elsie and Charlie, and is promoting the rom-com Merv).

Key claims

Deschanel says TV/film prejudices pushed her to pivot into New Girl; she describes the “adorkable” marketing moment and needing tinted windows. She claims indie work is more emotionally character-driven and hands-on than big-budget sets.

Notable examples

Almost Famous casting changes (Sarah Polley/Kate Hudson shifting roles), a 14-month “no work” gap after quitting college, New Girl’s billboard “adorkable,” and set snack/coffee rituals (M&M trail mix immunity; buying a real espresso machine).

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Chapters

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Sierra's Active Lifestyle Brands

0:03 to 2:25

Explore Sierra's range of active and outdoor brands for all lifestyles.

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Nostalgic Food Memories

2:25 to 5:28

Hosts share humorous and emotional childhood food experiences.

“And then I'm like driving and I didn't have tinted windows because I didn't know like if you're on TV, you need tinted windows.”

Making a Movie Together

5:28 to 6:30

Discussing the challenges and fun moments while filming a movie.

“I think that's why my skin like freaked out and had to wear aquaphor on my face for like three days.”

The Dumb Phone Era

6:30 to 10:46

A lighthearted conversation about the trials of using a dumb phone.

“I remember there were moments that, that Gavin, your movie character had to be a little bit tough on my character, your sister.”

Game Night Discussions

10:46 to 15:06

Exploring various games and the dynamics of playing with friends.

“I can't tell you what we're missing out on.”

Monopoly Deal and Power Dynamics

15:06 to 17:39

An exploration of Monopoly Deal's appeal and the dynamics of playing as a banker.

“One of the first times I realized that I was capable of being drunk with power was when I was assigned, I got to play the banker.”

Indie Film Auditions and Struggles

17:39 to 21:52

Zooey shares her early experiences with auditions and the challenges faced.

“It totally is, and that's why I also have a hard time understanding why now.”

Almost Famous and Career Breakthrough

21:52 to 25:59

Zooey recounts her experience auditioning for Almost Famous and its impact on her career.

“And I'd watch double features for$7 and just fill my days with like watching like old movies.”

The Indie Film Era

25:59 to 28:05

The hosts discuss the significance of indie films in Zooey's career and their artistic value.

“That was a tiny movie, but it was fun to shoot.”

The Appeal of Indie Films

28:05 to 29:05

Discover why indie films resonate more with actors and how they differ from mainstream cinema.

“And I also, I just love the, like, I just, I like the grittiness of doing an indie movie.”
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Transitioning to Television

29:05 to 31:09

Learn about the cultural shift from film to TV and how it affected actors' careers.

“And then you had that moment of realization where you were driving in the car and you saw the.”

The Impact of New Girl

31:09 to 32:39

Explore the unique challenges and opportunities that came with the success of New Girl.

“I mean, I know you said it was funny and that it was a new challenge for you, but was there, do you remember anything about it that like really set it apart at the time from other things you were reading?”

Surreal Fame Experience

32:39 to 34:24

Hear about the surreal moment of recognition and its effects on an actor's lifestyle.

“The, the tone of the dialogue was just so unique.”

Surreal Fame Experience

38:03 to 39:59

Hear about the surreal moment of recognition and its effects on an actor's lifestyle.

“Look, dating can be a goddamn nightmare.”

Aftermath of New Girl

40:06 to 42:04

Reflect on the emotional challenges faced after a long-running show ends.

“warm roasted sweet potatoes, crisp apples, maple glazed Brussels, and crave worthy flavors in the autumn harvest bowl, maple glazed salmon plate, and roasted bacon Brussels side.”

The Fast Pace of Indie Filmmaking

42:04 to 43:11

Learn about the excitement and challenges of fast-paced indie filmmaking.

“So yeah, I just miss, I miss my buddies and I miss that camaraderie.”

Balancing Family and Career

43:11 to 45:03

Discover how the host balances their passion for filmmaking with family life.

“So what what chapter do you feel like you're in now?”

Introducing 'Merv': A Unique Rom-Com

45:03 to 46:34

Hear all about the upcoming film 'Merv' and its heartwarming premise.

“Happy ending for the dog, can we say or no?”

The Life of a Working Dog Actor

46:34 to 47:41

Learn about the life and treatment of the dog actor in 'Merv'.

“And the dog's only even six years old right now.”

Snack Preferences on Set

47:41 to 49:29

Explore the various snack habits and preferences among actors on set.

“This legitimately was a point of growth for me when I started acting.”

The Importance of Good Coffee

49:29 to 50:56

Gain insights into the importance of quality coffee on film sets.

“Everybody needs to know it's a good snack.”

Karaoke Adventures on Set

50:56 to 52:08

Relive memorable karaoke moments shared during film production.

“and I was not alcohol shots, but espresso shots.”

Childhood Karaoke Memories

52:08 to 54:33

Listen to nostalgic stories about karaoke from childhood experiences.

“There were like Jell-O shots being passed around.”

The Repetitive Karaoke Request

54:33 to 56:00

Hear a humorous story about an overzealous karaoke night request.

“After we finished it the first time, she was like, one more time.”

Birthday Party DJ Stories

56:00 to 58:52

Hosts share amusing anecdotes about DJ experiences at parties.

“and requested the song Come On Eileen like 40 times.”

Emotional Broadway Moments

58:52 to 1:02:56

Discussion about the emotional experiences at Broadway shows.

“And so it was a lot of like communicating like the military when we were on the train.”

True or False Game

1:02:56 to 1:04:50

A fun quiz segment where the guest answers trivia questions.

“And Zoe, if you get 10 or more correct, we're going to give you$50.”

Charity and Time Zone Trivia

1:04:50 to 1:06:14

Discussion about the trivia game's results and a time zone fact.

“We only have like three or four in the U.S.”

Charity and Time Zone Trivia

1:06:59 to 1:08:20

Discussion about the trivia game's results and a time zone fact.

“What we hear is so true, the whole team, love the most about Hinge, and we're always bringing this up, has got to be the signals feature, which allows you to see what profiles thoughtfully engage with their matches.”
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2:25Wave. And then I'm like driving and I didn't have tinted windows because I didn't know like if you're on TV, you need tinted windows. I mean, like being an indie actor, everyone that comes up to you is like, it's a different thing. It's a really. It's cool. It's cool. Yeah. People are like, dude, I love your work. You know, it's like that.

2:53I bought this flavor because my kids love Olipop and I, um, my kids drink all the cream soda because I, I bought a bunch of flavors, but then they drank all of it. and so I never got to try it and I really like it. It's very vanilla. One of the times that my mom and I got in the biggest fight of our entire life is when I had told her that I don't like Diet Pepsi. Maybe I was like 12. And so she bought a bunch of Diet Pepsi for herself to have when she got home from being a nurse. Yeah. And she had like one left one day and I drank it just because there was nothing else interesting to drink in the house.

3:26And I didn't even like it. I just drank it to have something to drink. And she got home and she had been counting on the Diet Pepsi all day. and she was like through tears like how could you and i was like you're being a crazy bitch right now and she was like i'm not like she was like she was so and she was right she was mad at me you know what's so funny is that you just jog my memory that like i remember in high school having like a really bad day and i opened my lunch and my mom had packed a bagel with jam on it and i was like I want butter I remember crying over it because I was like so tired and I'd had such a bad day already that the like jam was like the straw that broke the camel's back and I was just like did you cry to her or just at school at school and my friends were like I was like you don't understand I love butter and I just want butter and I just want butter today and then I think it was like you know it's like the 90s and everyone thought that like jam was healthier than butter which it's not But I think I'd said like Mom like put jam on my bagel Because it's fat free or something Yeah Because we were all obsessed with fat free Fat free was the thing The thing Yeah That is so funny Yeah so anyway You and I would be in a little health notes We just wrapped a movie together Yes the best movie So much fun I had the best time I'm so glad I miss you so much Like I can't believe like I don't get to see you every day now It's a weird withdrawal all because we were spending like every minute together for weeks yeah and then you finished the movie and left and then it's just like like we're not hanging out at all anymore and and then i was like i was like hanging on to the fact that i was gonna come here yeah going okay at least i get to see caleb soon well then we just have to keep playing that's how you do it podcast time you have to keep planning like okay in january yeah we'll go somewhere okay good yeah in february Every month we're going to go somewhere Every month we're going to go somewhere To make it all work Yeah, but we finished the movie And we were being pretty good I would say when we were at that church That was our base camp We were walking on the outside track Oh yeah, we were Getting our steps in We were doing so good with our steps We were doing good with our steps We were doing so well with our steps Yeah I remember there was one day It was so freaking cold Yeah And we still went out And walked on that track And my eyelashes were like icicle frozen.

5:53Yeah, yeah. It was real. I think that's why my skin like freaked out and had to wear aquaphor on my face for like three days. You said you were having a skin thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just the wind. Yeah. That's Chicago wind. That's Chicago wind, baby. It's really famous. They don't call it Windy City for nothing. Not for nothing. They call it that because of the wind. They call it that because of the wind, guys. Which a lot of people don't know. People don't know. People are scared to say this. They think it's just a clever name. No, guys, it's the win. Yeah, it's the win, guys. Yeah, it was such a delight to get to do that with you, and I'm so excited.

6:27It was so fun. I can't wait for everyone to see it. I can't wait. It's called Trash Mountain. It is called Trash Mountain. It's based on your life. It is, and we just actually, we did an episode with Lily, who was going to do it, and then EP'd, and she and I did an episode, and I was expressing to her a little bit something that you and I kind of talked about on set, where I was just like, oh, it's this really interesting thing where like the movie is based on my life and a thing i went through but so much of it changed for the movie version yeah that there were these really conflicting like interesting times that like you know you and i would be doing a scene or something and i had such a hard time because you know without giving anything away there would just be things that like my character in the movie would say or do that i would never do in real life as me right and i kept having these like challenges where I was like, Oh, that's really hard.

7:16I remember there were moments that, that Gavin, your movie character had to be a little bit tough on my character, your sister. Yeah. And that's, you're just the sweetest baby boy and you never would ever do that. And you're like, I would never. Yeah. we were like it's got to have some drama yeah we have to have some drama and it was such a it was such a beautiful thing we we wrote this movie and we're like who's gonna play this role it has to be someone so good it has to be someone so down and then you and I got lunch in LA and I was like a little I was just nervous because I you I you know that I'm a huge fan and I've been a huge fan for a long time but I was like I'm a huge fan of her work I I hope that she's cool god I hope we get along and then we had like the most magic like three hour lunch yes it was so fun and you were what i remember that was so cute i kept your voicemail because you you sent me a voicemail because you were you were trying out a dumb phone yeah and hey don't laugh that hard at that don't laugh that hard at that chance it was a valid era that i went through i was love i mean i was like oh my god i admire this but then you couldn't figure out how to use the dumb phone and it left me this like really long message and it's like actually and it was like transcribed i was dying it was so funny it was me being like i i don't i don't know how to figure out how to turn this off i don't know how to turn it off i don't know how to press end i don't know what i don't know how to do this and it's just and then it was transcribing it i think at one point i gave over and i was like well it won't let me in the voicemail so another thing i was thinking about today like i'm like while i'm talking to you trying to figure out how to hang up the call on the dumb phone unbelievable the dumb phone makes you maybe a little bit yeah less smart dumb it dumbed me god the dumb phone era i want i could cry right now i wanted it to work so bad it ruined my life i was treated like a leper so people were ready to stone me in the streets i mean it was like it was not working people were community wasn't loving the community was more More than not loving, I was a hated and reviled figure in the community.

9:34And they started to message me other places. Like people refused to call the dumb phone. I was really ostracized. You're like walking past like a message board, like somewhere in a Pilates studio. And you're like, wait, what? Someone left a note for me. It's like, Caleb, if you are reading this. I will say the final straw for the dumb phone was one of my friends got so mad at me because we had gone out to his show. And then I was like, hey, we're going to go to this bar afterwards, but I wouldn't let anyone bring their smartphones with them in my group. And so the only person who had a phone was me who had the dumb phone.

10:10And then you couldn't find it. No, no, no. And then I was like, but if you don't get to the place before we go to the next place, I'll leave a note with the bartender that says where we're going next. And then he came to that bar too late, and then he had to get the note from the bartender, and then he had to meet us at the next bar. I thought this whole thing was pretty quaint and cool. Right, it is. People were pissed off. You went back to like an era like even before. Like I'm like back, there was like a time when we had like pagers and stuff. But like you had a pager. You didn't have to get a note from a bartender.

10:40I'm like, you're taking it like way back. Yeah. I took it back in a way that people were not appreciating. People were like, no. And can I tell you something? Yes. Three weeks of bliss. Yes. I've never been happier. I can't tell you what we're missing out on. No, it's great. I think the thing is, is if you have a smartphone and you just pick the apps that don't write your brain. Yeah. You like have a maps app. You just like have your, you know, like be able to text people or whatever. You're good at phone. I will say you're good at phone. Thank you. You're responsive when you need to be. But I don't, I feel that when we hang out, you're very present.

11:13Yeah. I put my phone away. A lot of times I, I put it away. So I don't even, I'm not even looking at it or thinking about it. I don't even see you on phone unless you're pulling up pictures of the kids. That's it. You're like, you have to see this picture of the kids. And I'm like, I do. Well, especially on set. Like, I try to stay really focused. And so then phone gets put away, you know. And then the treat is like a New York Times puzzle, you know. Yeah. What's bad about me on phone, I mean, there's so many things. But one of them is that the only time I ever do my puzzles and games is when I've run out of everything else to do on phone.

11:48Right, right. It's like 2 in the morning and I have nothing left to do on phone. And I'm like, oh, I could play Wordle for the first time in 17 days. I've been really good at Wordle lately though Second word multiple days in a row That's big Second word is like It's pretty low Percentage of my Wordles Where you live in? You in the third, fourth word, fifth? Third and fourth is my main But I have a number of Maybe I have like 12 Second words But Wordle's not my best game What's your best game? My best game is the one where you cross the letters and you make words. Wow. You know that little box?

12:31Yes. Letter box. Yes. I don't know why. I'm like, I love it, and I'm sort of good at that one. Yeah. It's where you have to have the center letter has to be in all of the words. Yeah. Yeah. You have to make. Yeah. You have to cross out every letter, and then you can't, like, use letter. You can't make a word on the one row. You can't put two in a row. They have to cross the box. Yeah. In eighth grade or ninth grade, I tried to get into Sudoku. Yeah. And I entered a period of depression based on it. I mean, I don't like number games. I like word games. Yeah. I love Scrabble, but no Sudoku. You and I haven't played Scrabble yet.

13:19we need to scrabble I'd love to scrabble I made a I had a guy that I had been seeing come over to my house recently and I was like do you want to come over and play scrabble and he was like yeah sounds great and he got over and he was being very like touchy like we weren't going to play scrabble and you're like I was like we'll have sex but we're going to play this game of scrabble and then I played a very intense game of scrabble with him and destroyed him and then the mood I will say the mood was a little killed you can't be too intense about Scrabble well but I think he has to recognize and represent he has to show up ready for Scrabble that's why I mostly play with girls Scrabble is king if I say come over for Scrabble well I think I pushed it because then after Scrabble I did try to play Uno and he's like oh Scrabble yeah it was Uno when I pulled out Uno after Scrabble he was like hey man I'm done here I gave on that I was like you're right we should hook up Yeah, yeah, yeah.

14:17You gave up the Uno? Yeah, I was like, no Uno, no Uno. Also, I'm not into Uno. You wouldn't play Uno with me? Of course I play Uno with you. Okay, thank you. I just don't really want to play it in general. Yeah, to sort of appease you, I would play Uno with you. I like Monopoly Deal. No, I don't know this. Will you explain it to me? Let's do it. So Monopoly Deal is very much like Monopoly, only you can play it a lot faster than a game. Monopoly lasts a full day if you play the board game. But if you play Monopoly Deal, you can cycle through it faster. And it's very similar to the game, but you play it with cards.

14:58And it's super fun. You can take it on vacation. Yeah. If you like Monopoly, you'll love Monopoly Deal. They need to hit you up. One of the first times I realized that I was capable of being drunk with power was when I was assigned, I got to play the banker. Oh, yeah. You know, I really was like, I could be a bad person if I didn't keep this thing in check, you know, because I really liked the way I felt. Yeah, I like the way I feel as a banker too. I did, and in a way that I was like, I liked it. I liked hurting. I liked hurting. I mean, I liked, I was like, that property is, you know, you can't have it anymore.

15:32No, I'm taking that back. That's mine now. Yeah, and you'll go to jail. Yeah. And you will not collect$200, and I liked that. Do not pass go. You can't. I'm sorry. No passing go. It's not personal, baby. It's business. Listen. Yeah, exactly. It's business, baby. Okay. Wait. I have a question for you. Okay. Tell me everything. You have made so many indie movies in your career. So many indie movies. You're kind of the indie movie queen, I feel. Yeah. I mean, yeah. So when you started auditioning and stuff, you were telling me a little bit about how they were sending you out and how that was going.

16:09how were your first like auditions and booking movies going like how did you so when i first started i'm not sure i can't remember exactly what we talked about and if there was something like funny i said about it but um that when i first started i was like 16 years old and i was like horrible at auditioning like absolutely awful at it um but i did it i'd cry after like every single one yeah um and then they were that was the time they were like making a ton of teen movies so they like basically if you were a 16 year old they were like we'll sign you so it was a good opportunity but problems that one i wasn't good at auditioning and two i didn't fit into like any archetype of teen because they were like she's i remember hearing this casting director like on the phone talking about me and she's like no no she's not she's not like your typical babe because I guess that's who was coming in she goes she's like weird and I was like is this a compliment?

17:19should I have heard that? like I'm weird? that's good right? that's so fucking funny so yeah so bad at it so I got better but took a very long time It took like a year of auditioning to be like, I got this. Auditioning is, though, such a randomly different skill than working. It totally is, and that's why I also have a hard time understanding why now. I mean, now I have enough of a career that's not something I'm having to do all the time. But I do think it's strange that they cast a lot of stuff off of video now, and it's like self-tape type situations. and I just think you have to be in a room to see if somebody can take direction and that's the most important thing for an actor to be able to do is to be able to adjust in the moment like you know in a kind of nerve-wracking situation and that you're like you have like skills on the day you know yeah and that you're like a I don't know the energy in the room is just different it totally is people can come across so well on screen and then you meet them and you're like whoa oh that's what you're like yeah it can be like that um i think that's what's so interesting about the moment we're in now where so many people's careers are entirely screen mediated yes then you you meet some of these people and it's no tea no shade and less deserved but like some of these people that have such a uh perfectly curated screen mediated presence you meet in person or you get around them on a job or something and you're like whoa the vibe is crazy different yeah and the screen mediation there's something so like lost or added like it's just a difference maker it is and when you're making a film you're like you have to curate the the whole set vibe and that that ends up coming across like and if you're just seeing like this and it's just the person and they've they've been very you know controlling about how you know what they show then you're gonna see like those other bits that maybe aren't additive to your project, you know?

19:27Yeah. You kind of want to see the whole... You do. I was wondering the other day, actually, I'm wanting to ask you, like I'm only capable, obviously, at this point of seeing Almost Famous as like this huge movie, like this big, you know? But when you got that role, did it feel like a huge get? That was a huge get. Okay, cool. Yeah, that was a huge get because, I mean, Cameron Crowe is like a legend. Yeah. And it was like his story. I mean, you know what's funny? Look, I got to play Cameron Crowe's sister and I got to play your sister. Equal opportunities. Oh my gosh. No, both. Unbelievable. Like, no.

20:06So that, it was such a, everyone wanted to be in that movie. And it was like the, they called it the untitled Cameron Crowe project. And honestly, like, it was so crazy because I was a college student. I'd done one movie and an episode of TV. I mean, I'd been around like auditioning, as you know, in high school, but I'd only booked a few jobs and I booked this wonderful little movie with Lawrence Kasdan before I went off to college. And then I was like, I'm going to theater school. And during my winter and spring breaks, my agents and managers sent me out on some auditions. and um and i auditioned for that because everybody did but i didn't think there was like any way i would get anything in it but i went back a couple times i didn't meet him but i met the casting directors and they had i was on tape and um i guess what happened was sarah polly was supposed to play kate hudson's part kate hudson was supposed to play my part and then kind of last minute Sarah Pauly couldn't do the movie anymore Kate Hudson got moved up to Penny Lane and then they had this part and they had to find someone fast and so I guess they went through all the tapes of people that had come in and Cameron saw me and was like oh she looks right seems right and so I luckily I kind of got to skip a lot of the process I think because I was like at college and then I came back on spring break and they were like Cameron Crowe wants to meet you like himself and so I went in and they just like cast me because they like need someone fast but I think he makes I mean like I think he has people come in and read a bunch of times like he really likes to work a lot with people and do a lot like really make sure the vibe is right which respect um for that but then I didn't have to do like a million reads which was great for me um but I had an amazing work session with him and yes it was a huge deal it was like this was the that was the movie that everybody wanted to do yeah yeah and then you did it and then I did it and then what how did things kind of transpire after that like what it what it what happened after that so I quit college to do that movie and then I got no work for like a full 14 months iconic absolutely iconic and then I was just sitting around watching movies all day so I go to the new Beverly and the new art and all the like revival house theaters.

22:40And I'd watch double features for$7 and just fill my days with like watching like old movies. And so that was kind of like an education, I guess, in itself. Luckily I had like a group of friends at the time that was also very into doing that. So yeah, I'd go see like rock shows and I would go to the theater to see movies. For 14 months. 14 months it was like film school do you remember the first thing that you got after that little spell of like kind of just like working at it and waiting around actually yes because i got cut out of this movie um because i only had one scene and i understand why but i was a little bit like what but it was great because it broke the spell it was um it was a michelle gondry movie called human nature he made it like before all his really it wasn't didn't didn't it wasn't a super famous movie but it was Patricia Arquette and I got to I got to she was she was having a flashback where she's like in college and um she's supposed to be like I feel like like part ape or something in the movie I'm trying to remember um and I'm supposed to be her college roommate in a flashback um but they cut it out so um but anyway that footage is somewhere I will be finding it you'll find it I'll a hold of it.

24:03Just like write a little letter, Michelle Gondry. Yeah, please. One of the biggest arguments that my mom and I got into outside of the Diet Pepsi argument was that I booked like one of my first, one of my very first TV roles when I was like doing stand-up in Chicago was on Fargo. And it was a big break for me. It was a big deal. It's huge. And it was like a pretty, actually a pretty good role. I played like a 1950s like redneck gas station owner. It was like very simple and like, it was an interesting like far from self role that I got to like actually like create and work on. You mean you're not a 1950s gas station owner?

24:38Well, I'm one of those things and I'm never saying which. But I, yeah, it was like a fun thing to actually get to develop a character. And I had told my mom about it. And then she, like after I booked it and then she posted about it on Facebook, she was like, she was like, my son's going to be, and I was like, mom, I was like, I could get cut out of that. You're going to jinx me. Like I don't know if I'm supposed to say anything. Yeah. And she was like, I don't know how to delete it. And I was like, girl, get like, And so I had to like talk her through deleting it on the phone. And I was so mad at her.

25:05But it was really sweet. But yeah, because my, I still am very superstitious about - Oh, me too. I'm so superstitious. I'd be like, ah. Because you can get cut so easily. I'm like, I don't want to brag. And then - Especially if you have like one scene, it's just so easy to just snip, snip it out. To see you later. That thing is too, that movie's too long. If you're not pivotal. That's why like one thing about Almost Famous that I was like so happy about is my character is so pivotal. Yeah. even though I only had like three or four scenes, like they couldn't cut me out. Yeah. They had to put me in.

25:37So you did, you did that, you did that movie after the. Yeah. And then I'm trying to think what I did. Then I had like a, oh, okay. Let's see. I did like a ton of little Indies, like right in a row. I think I did, I did that, that broke the spell. And then I did like, um, I know I did, uh, this little movie called Manic, um, with Joe Gordon-Levitt and Don Cheadle. That was a tiny movie, but it was fun to shoot. And then All the Real Girls, which is one of my favorite movies I ever got to do. Yeah, it was like a bunch of indie movies. Then I was just like doing Sundance movies back to back after that.

26:17It was a big Sundance era for you. Sundance era lasted like 10 years. I mean, how did you feel at the time? I guess my question is like in the moment that you were in your Sundance era, Were you like this is the fucking best This is exactly what I want I had always like said I wanted To do like art films that was like That was like my goal And I was like I'm doing it So I felt really good about it I loved that Era the only thing is that With like little tiny indies you have to like Work so much to just like Pay rent you know like you just Have to like basically do like five movies a year Which was fine Because I was like in my 20s and yeah I mean it was great I loved doing I love doing indie movies like it's probably my favorite thing to do in terms of passion like nothing's better I also just like I like the feeling that we're like all filmmakers and we're all involved like deeply on this level of like getting it done I think there's this thing the bigger the budget the more separated you get from like as an actor they're like go wait in your trailer and like we'll come get you And then you're kind of, you kind of feel more separated from that sort of filmmaking process.

27:31And I just, I love being in it. Like I'm, I'm very like hands on. I love it. Yeah. You really do. I mean, like I do. A lot of people say stuff like that. Right. And then their actions kind of don't bear it out. Right. And I, I, you told me that when we met the first time that you were like, I love this shit. Like I love making films. I love indies. And I was like, I was like, I really hope that's true because that's what this movie would be. Yes. And then being on set with you, I was like, God, she really does love it. Oh, I love it so much. Standing in for yourself and so just like, yeah, you really do love it.

28:04I have to say I was very inspired and surprised. I love it so much. And I also, I just love the, like, I just, I like the grittiness of doing an indie movie. And I also just love getting to do character-driven things that maybe are not exactly what a big studio would be. feel comfortable making like things that are off the beaten path and a little bit more, you know, like maybe a little more emotional than they might want, maybe a little bit like different in, and I feel like those are the really special things. And so for me, it's just a treat to get to do it. I love it. Yeah. Well, you're so great at it.

28:44It's a gift to us when you do it. Oh, you're so sweet. Working with you as a treat. Stop. Working with you as a You know I'm shy. I do want to ask a question that we absolutely can cut if you're like, I don't really want to talk about that. But you said something really, really interesting to me about when you decided to do New Girl. Yeah. And when you went and signed on to that project. Yeah. And then you had that moment of realization where you were driving in the car and you saw the. Oh, yeah. Do you want to talk a little bit about that era? And deciding to do TV. Yes. Something I was surprised by and didn't really know is that like, I really had fallen in love with your work in films.

29:22Yeah. And then like, I guess there was a weird thing about going and doing TV. Yeah. It was, it was at the time they're like film actors and TV actors and they, you don't mix. And it's like TV was sort of seen as this just like other whole thing. And it was this line that not a lot of people cross. It was like, you were not going to do TV if you were a movie actor. And it was like, I was a movie actor. And then there were TV actors. And it was kind of like, so limiting. And I just feel like whenever you see like those weird prejudices like that, you have to go like red flag and then opportunity.

30:01Because frankly, that script was so amazing. The New Girl script was so amazing. I was like, if this were a movie, everyone would want to do it. It would be like everyone. But it was because it was TV. it didn't have the kind of probably didn't have as much you know like people who were wanting to do tv wanted to do it but it was like it was just didn't have as as many people maybe interested in it but it's like was such an amazing script and I felt like well here's where we make the decision to go where the material is and not think about like oh I'm a this so I'm not going to do that And also it was a, it was a pretty, I mean, there's, it seems like there's always transformative, like every few years, there's a big transformation in, in the entertainment industry.

30:51Like things change and, and, um, uh, like it just changed. You have to be ready to pivot and, and do things that were, was do things that are different from how you used to do them. so for me that was doing television um because they had actually so when I first started there were tons of indie movies being made all the time and then and that's how I that's was my bread and butter and then all the like studios that had like wings that made independent like kind of independent type films like they cut a lot of the slate so all of a sudden it was like they might have had 80 and then they went to eight and it was like just a bunch of superhero movies and I was like well that's kind of not my thing and not that I couldn't do superhero movie um uh Marvel if you would like to call me I'm accepting we're taking calls we're taking calls um but it just was like a lot of the stuff I had been doing was kind of drying up and I was like do I just do music because I was doing tons of music at the time and that's kind of what I was thinking I was going to do and then um I got that script and I was like you know what this is so freaking funny I I and I was like it's also it now everyone's like oh you are Jess but I'm like no that's nothing like any of the parts that I ever did before and I was so excited to have the opportunity to play something really different and get like into it because I was like this is my wheelhouse but nobody knows it yeah so I was really excited what what made you fall in love with the script?

32:32I mean, I know you said it was funny and that it was a new challenge for you, but was there, do you remember anything about it that like really set it apart at the time from other things you were reading? The, the tone of the dialogue was just so unique. And Liz Merriweather who wrote it is unbelievably talented. Um, she's gone on to do a ton of incredible stuff, but, um, yeah, um, just the way she wrote dialogue was just so great. And I love the characters that she created you know yeah and i was like oh i love reading scripts that go that when i read them i go ah i can't wait to say that you know i can't wait to say that yeah not oh can we do it this way you know like it's just so fun to be able to have that feeling where there's like lines are like oh i can't wait yeah that is that yeah that's the best like your script well thank you that's very nice ruby Ruby Caster, who co-wrote it with me.

33:29She was just a dream to work with. You guys are a dream. I love you both so much. It was a blast. Okay, but so the... I'm so interested in it because I feel like the experience that you had with that show was such a rarefied, like crazy... There's a very small percentage of people in the world who will go through something like that. Oh, right, and you were talking... What we were talking about. Okay, I know what you were asking me about. moment where you were like what the hell I was like I had the show had just like gone on the air and it was big when it came out and I remember driving down Highland which is like a huge street in LA like right near the Hollywood Bowl on my way to work rush hour and I looked up to my left and I literally was surprised because I you don't always know what the marketing department's gonna do they just like they'll do big you know they'll do they'll go big sometimes and i looked at my left and there was a full building with a picture of me my face a full building and then it said it said simply adorkable and and it said like zoe and i was like i was like this is all at once like my nightmare and my dream.

34:50Yeah. All the things. And then I'm like driving and I didn't have tinted windows because I didn't know like if you're on TV you need tinted windows. I mean like being an indie actor everyone that comes up to you is like it's a different thing. It's a really It's cool. It's cool. People are like dude I love your work. You know it's like that. I loved you in that thing. Whatever. It's not the same as being marketed. And I remember, so I'm like, I look up and I was like, oh my God. And then all of a sudden I feel this, there's like a pounding on my window and this guy starts going, hey, hey, you.

35:34And he just starts like pointing at the thing. And I was like, ah. And I have apologized to you. I was having a bad day. It's okay. But I was very excited to see you. Yeah, it was so crazy. and I was like, I'm getting tinted windows tomorrow. That was the tinted window era that we entered. That's where the tinted windows came in.

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40:25It was kind of a crazy time just because it was like, oh, whoa, this is, this is what it feels like. And sometimes it's a big shock to the system to all of a sudden have a different level of people knowing you who you don't know, you know? And then, yeah, you got to learn to be chill with it. Yeah. I feel like, yeah. Because sometimes your heart rate, you know? Yeah. And it can be very isolating. I feel like you have to find a way to still live in the world and figure out how you navigate that thing. But then, yeah, you were on this massive hit show for a long time, nine seasons. um seven seven but nine was it nine years or did i just make nine up in my head eight years yeah so i made it up in my head you know it felt like nine yeah yeah thank you hey that means the world to me thank you uh but yes uh seven seasons eight years and how did it like when it was coming to an end how did it feel transitioning out of that do you remember like the big feelings of it it was really hard the hardest part was that those other actors i were like my family yeah And I saw them every day, like more than a lot of my family members, you know, and I, I just miss them.

41:39And that's really hard. It's really weird. And then everybody lives all over the city. And, you know, you don't necessarily get to see them very often or, you know, it's like, unless you go have lunch or whatever. But you know how in LA, if you, if one person lives in the Valley and one person lives on the West side, one person lives in Highland park, like nobody's going to see each other very often unless you make a really concerted effort. Yeah. So yeah, I just miss, I miss my buddies and I miss that camaraderie. And I loved getting to make something every week that was like, wow, we made like a whole episode of TV, um, in five days.

42:17That was like incredible. That's crazy. Yeah. and I was I loved that I I like being in the trenches like that and it's like the way I feel about making indie movies like I love tv and like how fast it goes and I love indie movies and how fast it goes I have a hard time when it's like glacially slow filmmaking process that I'm like that that's a little that's actually a little tougher for me yeah yeah it's interesting doing the like, I mean, I came from like an indie comedy where we did everything quick and cheap and immediately and the first time I did something big where it was like, we're shooting two pages today.

42:56I was like, what? What the fuck are you talking? I was like, we have so much time. This is insane. It just feels crazy that you're like, oh, wow, y 'all are really moving like this. Two pages before like 8 a.m. Yeah, it's just crazy. Then what are we doing next? Yeah, what's the rest of the day? Yeah. Yeah, that's intriguing. So what what chapter do you feel like you're in now? I mean, I know you have a - The Caleb Heron. By the way. Supporting Caleb Heron chapter. Yeah, I mean, I'm just like getting back to all the stuff that I've always loved doing. I mean, I have two kids who you met. I love them.

43:32Elsie and Charlie. They love you. They're absolute icons. Charlie does not like Sorbet. Does not like Sorbet. And also when I met your kids, I couldn't tell if they were just, I met them for the first time I mean I'd heard so much about them I was like excited I think I came on a little too strong I like wanted to be their friend so bad and then I met them like fresh off the plane They were just a little tired I was like you guys and they were like hey No they like wait to show their personalities They're like very polite usually too so they'll be like hello nice to meet you and I was so stoked when we ran into you guys in the hallway and their personalities came out and I was like yes you could see their little silly personalities we were at a disadvantage because they didn't know anything about me but I already knew so much about them because you and I had talked so much about them and I was like what's up guys I was like truly ready to lock in and they were like get this man no no they're just they withhold the personality a little bit and then they want to burst it on you they're so cute but yeah they were like little and so like when the show ended they were like so small and so I kind of was just taking not as many jobs just because I you know want to hang with them but now I'm like stoked because it was like we had so much fun making our film and I love I love making you know movies that I feel passionate about you know like where I feel passionate about the material and you know I just yeah I just I love making movies so I'm I'm stoked to do that and you're in New York right now doing a bunch of this stuff talking about yes film you have coming out I have a really cute movie coming out called Merv and it's um it's a rom-com but it has like it's a rom-com but it's like my favorite rom-coms where they have like some serious elements too like it it's it it has these like moments that really ground it because it has it's not just like silly but it has a lot of silliness too but it's about a couple who breaks up and they share a dog and then the dog is depressed so they have to cheer him up and take him to dog beach in florida a dog beach in florida and maybe they reunite.

45:57Who's to say? I'm not saying. Who's to say? But the dog is named Merv. And the dog is so cute. He's a very good actor. Happy ending for the dog, can we say or no? Happy ending for the dog. The dog, nothing happens to the dog. Let's just get that out there right now. I just want you to know this is not like a dog dies movie. This is a dog is alive movie. This movie, one of the big things about it is there's a dog that's alive. One of the big things about it is the dog is so alive and the whole time. And there's nothing about the dog has a very long life that like continues on after. Never stops being alive for one minute.

46:34And the dog's only even six years old right now. And he has like so much life left. One thing about this movie is the dog has lived and will continue to live. Yes. He's like not even in his quarter life crisis yet. He's chilling. He's chilling. Yeah. He's got so much to do. He's such a sweet baby. Yeah. And he's working. He's got jobs. He's got gigs. Yeah. He's got gigs. He's a working actor. He's an actor. and he loves sausages. That's how you pay him. Really? Same, by the way. Yeah, exactly. So one of the things that we would laugh so much on Sabo is that the dog, they'd be like, we have to pay him.

47:10And how they pay him is in chicken pieces or sausages on a little antenna. You know what? Yeah. I'm starting to look at some of my contracts a little sideways right now because I'm like, I need someone to come over and give me some chicken. every once in a while. You just go like, ah, please. Someone flies in a chicken on an antenna. Yeah, it's what we want. Sounds really nice. Yeah, so he's living the good life. Yeah, and he eats like healthy treats because, you know. He's a working actor. He's a working actor. He can't just eat only sausages. But he loves those sausages. This legitimately was a point of growth for me when I started acting.

47:50was I first I went pretty crazy at crafty. Yeah. Like I would upset my tummy bad. Yeah. And I had to be like, hey, so you're actually a grown up. Then you're at work. I had to be like, no more candy for breakfast. Like it was a real problem. Well, they, they, some sets they put out a great spread. Yeah. The thing is, is what you have to do is like, if you have a craft, like it was funny because on New Girl, we had this, like this, it was like um what do you call it was like a trail mix they would put out and the first year we were all like i think it was like kirkland signature or something we were all like oh my god this trail mix is so good we eat it had m &ms in it and everyone's like addicted to the trail mix but then they put the same trail mix out like you know the same brand same kind every day for like seven years and then by the end i was like i could look at that trail mix and even though it's amazing trail mix.

48:48It's like you see it enough times, you're like, I don't want it. Get it out of here. I just was like, I can't believe I became immune to this incredible trail mix. I felt really good about that. It's just immune. I could just look at those M &Ms and just be like, whatever. You mean nothing to me. You mean nothing to me. I was weak season one for the M &M trail mix, But not anymore Not anymore baby Get that shit out of here It doesn't mean anything to me Get that shit out Raisins I don't even know you You think I'm gonna take A handful of that right now I would never do that No I would never That's not in my character But it was like If they changed it up And put like a new snackie out Forget it I love a snackie I do love a snackie You love a snackie Yeah you know about My snack drawers right I do know about your snack drawers I told you about it Yeah your snack drawer is iconic But also I will say Most of the time You're taking down like Baby carrots dipped In cottage cheese That's true That's like your big snack That's my big snack That's your big snack.

49:44Everybody needs to know it's a good snack. It is, but it's sometimes hard to snack with you because I'll be wanting like a Snickers. And then all of a sudden it's like you're doing one of the most healthy things I've ever seen. If you put ranch powder on it, come on. That's delicious. It's really good. No, that's like a healthy snack. But yeah, I like a Snickers. I love a Snickers. I like the really mini, mini Snickers. You saw me taking down some minis. You did. I will say one of the coolest things that happened to us on our movie was that me, you, and Kyle, do you remember the moment we all discovered how important coffee was to us?

50:14Yes. That we were all like. We were like, we need to buy a real espresso machine to have on this tiny indie set for four weeks. For four weeks. Well, we were, I was really like, I was like, I don't want to say anything snobby right now, but I don't, I just, I want good coffee on this thing. Yeah. And it was nice that you guys felt the same. Yeah. Well, and then I said, actually, it's more important to me than food. Like, and then Kyle was like, I buy a legitimate espresso machine on every film I'm on and then give it to the camera department. I was like, we all understand each other. I'm glad we understand what needs to happen here.

50:52Yes, we need. We need what we need. But we were pulling shots at lunch, and I was not alcohol shots, but espresso shots. And I was making them for a lot of people. There was one lunch where I remember I was late to go back for hair and makeup because I was making so many espresso shots. Zoe's not ready. She was making coffee for everybody. I was making coffee for everybody. She was pulling shots for the crew. She's at her barista job right now. She'll clock in when she can. But I felt good about it. Everyone said that it was good, the coffee I made. One of my favorite things about you, many to choose from, is your love for karaoke.

51:30We tore some karaoke up on this movie. We sure did. And when you showed up, I could tell you were tired. Yeah. You were like. Thank you for saying that. You were like not maybe 100 % wanting to be there. Yeah. And then you get up and saying, man, I feel like a woman by Shania Dwayne. And I was like, do I love this person? I love to take outside my body. How much do I love this person? I want you to know that you're 100 % right that when we were in the car, Michelle can vouch. When we were in the car, I said 33 minutes. We will step into that party for 33 minutes. And then it was a lot longer than that.

52:04I was there for hours. I started taking shots. I don't even really drink like that. Like something came over me. There were like Jell-O shots being passed around. Or what was that cooler blue? Like it looked like something that was used to like market teenage mutant ninja turtles or something. Dude, I got sick off that. I had so many shots because basically what happened was there was this girl at the bar who kept sending shots around to everyone. And I was like, you're not going to outdo me If I'm going to buy shots And so then I started buying shots All of a sudden, I've done 20 shots I was deep in it I did Man, I Feel Like a Woman And then I kind of slurred my way through Lucky by Britney Spears That was iconic That was a great moment Yeah, you did a great song that I can't remember the name of It was like a funky Oh, was it Tell Me Something Good?

52:53Yes Tell Me Something Good God, you murdered that Thank you That was a real, and that was, see, but that's what I'm saying. You know who wrote that song? I wrote that song. You. I wrote that song. Also Stevie Wonder wrote that song. I thought you said you wrote that song, and I was like, I did write that song. Stevie Wonder wrote that? Yep. Oh, I didn't know that. And when you listen to it, you'll be like, oh, hell yeah, he did. It's a Stevie Wonder song, yeah. You killed that, and that's the kind of karaoke knowledge that you bring. That's not a song that I think almost anyone else would pick but you.

53:28Oh, thank you. That's a good karaoke song. Thank you. It's a good, it's a great song. Yeah. It's a good one in general, but you really murdered that. Thank you. We were on our karaoke in a big way. Um, I love karaoke and we have karaoke at our house. Like we do karaoke just casually and the kids love it. So fun. What are their go-to songs? Do you know? Elsie likes to sing like Adele. Yeah. And Charlie likes to sing like the Ghostbusters theme. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Elsie's also like, give me the mic. She'll be like, I'm not going to sing. And then she'll be like, give me the mic. She's me. I'm like, oh, whoa, whoa.

54:06Okay. And then it's like, and then my sister later, we were doing karaoke with my sister. It was my sister's birthday. And then my sister was like singing along with Elsie. And then Emily's like, I'm not sure Elsie liked that I was singing along with her. She's like, I think she wants to sing Adele by herself. one of the most foundational karaoke memories i have is that i was staying at my friend's house i was maybe like 10 and i was known to get down on karaoke and i was staying at my friend's house i was asleep it was like three in the morning and i was this is a friend that i was very very close with her family and our parents were very close so i knew her mom like extremely well like basically another parent of mine her mom came home drunk from the bars with a bunch of our other like my mom and a bunch of their friends and woke me up from my slumber and was like you have to come downstairs and do karaoke with me right now and it was just me and her in the living room doing karaoke together amazing everyone else was asleep it was just the two of us she's so drunk and i'm just i'm like barely awake standing there 10 years old and we did um would you still call me superman that song yeah kryptonite kryptonite she picked it and we did kryptonite and then after we finished it.

55:17After we finished it the first time, she was like, one more time. Same song again. And then we did it two more times. So we did Kryptonite three times in a row. And then I was like, can I go to bed? And she was like, yeah, get out of here. Oh my God. And then as I was going to bed, I heard her do Kryptonite. That is so funny. It reminds me that when I was in college, I went to Northwestern. Somehow I got invited to this overnight formal, like with a fraternity with a guy I didn't know at all. And recipe for disaster, but not the disaster you think. But hold on. Hold on. This guy got so wasted

56:02and requested the song Come On Eileen like 40 times. And the DJ kept playing it for him. Hell yes. He was so rude. Yeah, it was just crazy. but I kept like the come on Eileen coming on like thousands. I was like, are you freaking kidding me? Why is it? Does the DJ like have a crush on this dude or something? And you know what? That's some shit I would do. And I like that song, but like not that many times. It's too much. It's too many times. One time. One time. Is enough. Maybe one time, big gap in the night, second time later. Yeah. Like when everybody's cleared out. The DJ at my birthday party last year.

56:41I threw a costume party for my birthday. Oh my God. Like every year? Yeah, coming up again. Wait. You know you're invited. I gave you the information. I'm half, I'm half to come. You have to come. I'm going to remind you of the information. Well, you have the venue information. You just have the date, but I'm going to give you the rest of it soon. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The DJ last year, there was a moment where the DJ played a I Hope You Dance by Leanne Womack, like club mashup. It was like, I hope you do. And it was like, I literally, I've never seen a room light up like that.

57:11Oh my God. And I was grinding on these two lesbians that were dressed as the blue man group. And I just, I remember in that moment being like, life is so special. You're like, I've never been happier. I've never been happier. And I, that made me think of that. My, one of my happiest moments was at, um, you know, that place Marie's crisis. It's like, I love show tunes. So I was like singing along to like Les Mis. And then like, for some reason, my, I love my parents so much. And for some reason they were like, we're in New York. Where are you? And I was like, in Maria's crisis. And then they walked in and started singing Les Mis with us.

57:47I was like, this is it. Beautiful. This is it. Imagine something better than that. It was like, one day more. Another day, another destiny. Me not knowing the song. Me not knowing the song. Sorry to all involved. Sorry to all involved. It's okay. I know all the work. I did get one of my first, I came, I did an internship in New York when I was in college. and I had this internship where I worked with international high school students. Yeah. Don't brag. Don't brag. And if we planned trips for them, the company we worked for would pay for our part of it. So, like, if we planned to take them to a Broadway show and we could explain why it was a cultural immersion for them, they would pay for our ticket.

58:28But you had to get only one trip a week of the same thing could be planned. So I gamed the system. And as soon as the portal opened every week to plan trips at midnight, I would go in and plan all the best most expensive stuff for my kids so that my shit got paid for yes and I put I pray they my kids wanted to go to Les Mis and I'd never been to a Broadway show so I was like I'll take you guys to Les Mis I've never been to Broadway and so I took them to Les Mis and we sat all the way in the back on the back wall like up in the very top it was so uncomfortable but I just was like and I had all my international kids with me and most all of them spoke English but like for a lot of them it was their second language or it was just you know it It was a varying degree of like what kind of English they spoke.

59:10And so it was a lot of like communicating like the military when we were on the train. And I'd be like, stop. You know, it was like very like this. I had to use a lot of gestures. And I remember there was a really, really sad part of the show. And I was crying. And one of my students was crying. And she turned around to me and she went to like tell me that she was crying. And I was like, no, I can see. You know, I was like, I can see that you're crying. It was very beautiful. I took my, we took our kids and then like my daughter's like best friend. And then her mom is one of my best friends. And also she loves Les Mets and I grew up like loving Les Mets.

59:47And so we watched, we all went when it was like touring again and came to LA and we were crying the entire show. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. It's great. That's so sweet. So I have a question for you. Yeah. What's so true to you? what's so true to you right now what's so true to me that I'm so happy I love that so true I love that tell me what you mean you're so happy I'm so happy I'm happy to be here with you I'm happy to be in New York it's like the holiday season my house is decorated with sparkly lights and all kinds of things and I'm gonna have holiday fun stuff and soon and I love Christmas and we've got a little movie coming out.

1:00:39I made this awesome movie with you. I mean, everything's just fun. Life is pretty good. Yeah. Life is pretty good. It's nice to be happy. I'm happy. What kind of tree vibe are you guys doing? Ooh, we have multiple trees. Of course. But do you have like a big, like, okay, your big tree. Yeah. What is the vibe of it? The vibe is like 1960s tree with like really colorful bulbs that feel like yeah only described like 1960s like a little psychedelic yeah like maybe yeah a little psychedelic this really tracks because one of my favorite things about you you know is that you used to you know that one of my favorite things about you is that you used to dj uh in la yeah on the east side and you would I only play 60s girl groups.

1:01:28Yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite. I wish I could be there so bad. Yeah. You know what's funny is that, so some of the gigs we would play only 60s girl groups and then some of them I'd open it up a bit and play other stuff, but people would be like annoyed we weren't. Like some, there would be like dumb people that would be like, why don't you play modern music? And I'd be like, are you DJing? It's my DJ night. This is my DJ night. And I'm like, I want to dance to this stuff. Yeah. So I would DJ. I DJed with two different friends. And they were both like big girl group people. So, yeah. But I would DJ like dive bars.

1:02:06Like nobody knew I was doing this. It was like a little secret. I love that. Wish I could have been there, but I couldn't. I wish you could. But guess what? But guess what? You were probably like 18 or something. What years was this? What year? It was probably like 2010. 2010, I was 15. Oh, you would have been too young. They wouldn't let me in. Yeah. I was in Missouri. I was in the cow fields. Bye. This is so... We should make it happen again. I'll DJ a dive bar for you now. Unannounced. Unannounced and only girl groups. I would love that. Yeah. I would completely love that. Please do that. Honestly, for Trash Mountain release, we'll find a time and a way.

1:02:44100%. I have a segment for you. This is the true or false segment. What it is, every guest, I'm going to read you 15 statements. Okay. You're going to tell me as quickly as you can if you think what I just said is true or false. Okay. And Zoe, if you get 10 or more correct, we're going to give you$50. Oh, my God. $50 U.S. dollars. Okay, incredible. So the stakes are high. Okay. Are you ready? Yes. Bugs Bunny is older than Mickey Mouse. False. False. Bald Eagles mate for life. True. True. The capital of Nebraska is Omaha. True. False. Lincoln. Gosh. The first text message ever sent said testing.

1:03:21True. False. So it was Merry Christmas. Isn't that sweet? Okay, yeah, that is it. Crossroads School's school newspaper is called Crossfire. True. True. Lobsters have blue blood. True. True. The liver is the only human organ that can fully regenerate itself. True. True. France has 12 time zones. False. True. What? Yes. France? France. No. France. 12 time zones? France, 12. How is that possible? It's not big enough. Baby, I don't know. They didn't consult me at all. Can we fact check that? I'm sorry. Fact check it. Can you fact check not with chat GPT? Fact check it now. I never do. Fact check it without chat GPT.

1:04:04Yeah. And while we do, Elvis' final rank in the army was private first class. True. False. Sergeant. Into the Woods debuted on Broadway in 1987. True. True. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was written by Douglas Adams. True. True. A group of owls is called a roost. False. False. False. A parliament. The Caesar salad was invented in Italy. True. False. Mexico. I knew it was in Mexico. Jan Hooks' real name was Cynthia Smith. True. False. Jan Hooks is her real name. French Woods Festival of the Performing Arts is still open. True. True. How'd she do? Okay. We may have to review the tape, but I believe nine.

1:04:44Okay. Now, what did we get on the time zones question? It is. So. How is that possible? I will tell you. One second. We only have like three or four in the U.S. That doesn't make any sense. Okay, so 12 with its overseas territories, France uses 12 time zones, 13 because it claims Antarctica. No. No. You're right. We got to give her that. How many in France? Like actual, like. How do you say that word? Contiguous? I don't know. Yeah, sure. That one. France. Well, it's all like the little islands and stuff around it. No, we don't get... No. No. You got it. You got 10. Yeah, thank you. We counted it.

1:05:27I want$50. And I'm glad that you went to war over this because you were right. Thank you. I knew there was something because I was like, I know about time zones. Well, counting Antarctica is crazy and they know that. The French people need to stop doing that. Yeah, yeah. They're always doing that, the French. Okay. They're always counting Antarctica. Can I donate the money to a charity? Oh, we would never do that. No. No. You have to take it and spend it. Okay. Can I spend it on dinner with Caleb Aaron? Yeah, you can. Yeah. You can. We're going to go get hot dogs. Buying some wine or something.

1:05:58Zoe, is there anything you... Okay. Where can people watch Merv and when? On Amazon Prime. Okay. Comes out December 10th. Okay. What day is this coming out? This comes out the 18th. So it'll already be out. Merv is out now. Go watch it now. Yeah. Merv is out now. globally if you're somewhere if you're in France with your 12 or 13 time zones or Antarctica you should be able to watch this it's on Amazon Prime now it's called Merv and it also stars Charlie Cox who is Daredevil Charlie Cox Daredevil yeah he's so nice yeah and he's English which is huge which is huge for the English people yeah yeah is there anything you want to leave the people with before we go I love you all beautiful thank you so much thank you for having me this was so fun can I come back a lot yeah you absolutely can thank you thank you so much this episode is brought to you by Hinge look dating can be a goddamn nightmare it can be a daunting and difficult thing to navigate but thankfully our friends at Hinge are here to help Hinge is the dating app designed to be you guessed it deleted it's for people dating with intention going on dates putting themselves out there Hinge is designed for finding connections.

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