DIVA DIGEST 2025

40:03And it's classic internet bullying. You're like, girl, it wasn't. It wasn't bullying at all. It was just a funny moment. It was a joke. It was a joke. And if they were Gen Z enough, they would have just been like, this is perfect springboard to get my new opportunity. Well, and they eventually did. Which they eventually did. But I think when shit like that happens, they're going like, look at James Charles. Got a career out of being awful. So ride it, Donnie. Anyway, donny philip defranco thank you for the laughs that you've given us this year yeah um and well he's actually he's coming back he's in the next category which is the straight man of the year oh um okay i have two um okay well tell me who they are one is pedro pascal okay because we all know that guy's gay.

40:55And the way people are still like, he's not, that is a gay man. But we can move with that one as we will. Um, and, well. Didn't know he had a trans sister. Yeah. Until today. Yeah. And so do you. Oh! And speaking of my second straight man of the year, it's you. Yes! Yeah, back of the net. Sorry, Bill. Um, that is it, really. Straight people did let me down. this year. Okay, wait, let's go into that. Well, because I said they were in. And you feel like they let you down. And I let them in and then you add Young Lean on a thing saying they're bringing like the nuclear family and like Catholicism back.

41:36Yeah. The Catholic church back. Catholicism. Yeah. And now Nicki Minaj just like sold herself out to a straight mind, so I'm just like, guys. Hey, but that's not our fault. I think it was. Yeah, it probably was. Your go. I'm going to reel off some names. Maybe you quick fire us once again. Okay. Angry Ginge. No. Kendrick Lamar. No. Did the Super Bowl and, like, bodied Drake. SD Kid. Yeah, fine. Bob Mortimer. Always. Justin Bieber. No. Steve Coogan. Uh, had a good Partridge TV series? I like him. Okay. Harris Dickinson. Okay. Yeah, I like Harris. Cameron Winter. Yeah, I mean, fair dues. Timmy Chalamet.

42:19Yeah I mean I'd like to go back on Kendrick So yeah for Kendrick actually Wraith9 the producer behind SD Kid Fake Mink But we don't know what he's like Could be a dickhead And Kershaw Kershaw is the guy That does the videos Where he's like he spits on the ground And then he like barges past someone And he's like wearing like Popstar in the bits Outfit Oh yeah, you really like him I just think he's fucking it Slu Slu Are you in enough? Get in babe No I am Come closer Slu's our money Who wins that? Slu Yeah Don't know why But Slu is just on my FYP I've never liked a video I just watched Came through with a different stance Money came through Like the disco dance Yeah, Slu Come on the pod Who Do you know him?

43:15Do you know his manager? I know his manager Yes because his manager followed me the other day. And he is a very good friend of mine and a very, very lovely man. Yeah, he slews fears. Okay, great. Love giving it to slews. Diva of the Year. Okay. Have you got anyone for this? You did that. Yeah, that was a late addition from me because I was like, well, we can't have straight man of the year and not have Diva. Diva of the Year, gosh. Not the strongest. No, no, no. An incredibly strong line. Well, I know who it is. It's Lily Allen is the Diva of the Year. Have you seen it on my screen? No, no, no.

43:44Wow, you just off dome. I think she might be winning a lot going down now into the other categories. Yeah, okay. Right, you go. Denise Welch. Fine, but not Deva every year. She's always been iconic. But, like, she's doing... She hasn't come out this year. She's interviewing at GQ Man of the Year, interviewing, like, Control and shit. But, babe, you... She was doing Loose Women. Babe, we're... No, don't put her down to that. Thank you. She was on Waterloo Road. No hate on Loose Women. No, we're not... This is not happening. Denise Welch has always been a national treasure and queen of Huns. She's always been the diva of the year For years But she's gone global I know but She's gone global I know but that's like When people were like Charlie's finally gone global I'm like nah She's been my diva of the year forever See what I mean The heads now Denise Welch has always been my girl She's been there for me When people haven't Thank you Even when she was Maxine's mum In Waterloo Road And then Maxine got shot And just before she got shot She goes You're a little boy And then he shot her You need knocking down Lily Allen was second on my list Pink Pantheress Tilly Norwood Zoella No but she hasn't done anything We made Zoella relevant this year Yeah true She hasn't done anything this year Addison Rae Yeah fair but like obvious And Sue I think I'll take that It's Lily Allen or me Why it's Lily Allen I've had a really good year You've had a good year as well um why is it lily allen because to come out with such a pr campaign that is so i think as women i think there's a lot of guilt that like sits in you like you might start so for example when i got majorly cheated on and like i came out of an abusive relationship i doxxed him on his instagram account i locked him out of it and i was like i am this person i'm a cheater and i started putting screenshots for this shit uh which is really peak and he got so many screenshots because I did it on Snapchat as well.

45:41Because I just thought, fuck it, if we're going down, let's swing. And it didn't make me feel good. Keep the fire burning. But she has kept that fire toxic burn inside of her stomach and she's riding it. She's on SNL. She's got Dakota Johnson on her side. She's like, I reckon she's going to do a different Madeleine every spot with a different celebrity. Because that'll be kind of like her Apple dance. I reckon it'll be a Madeleine. Okay. So, yeah. She really did fully commit to the bit. Oh, she said... One thing I like about Lily Allen is she does things full puss. So, it's Lily Allen. And she's still going.

46:21It's not done. The tour hasn't even started. And though she's had an amazing career, she has revived it in a massive way. Yeah, she's revived it and she... Not saying she was flopping. Amazing, too. She does look amazing. Okay, great. I did Person of the Year. Okay, it's either Funeral Stud. I don't know who Funeral Stud is. Lord, I got some things I need to say. Lord, I got some things I need to say. One, two, one, two, three, release them. Funeral Stud. Or Kate King again. Kate King? Again. Because did you see that producer has just come out saying that he was the person that was meant to do the Kate King documentary?

47:06Why do I know Kate? I don't know what it is that make you love you so going to cost a coffee medium and extra hot with two sugars on the top have a lovely day the one that deleted their social media yeah because she's kept another year online on the internet being the most relevant girl of all time despite having deleted all of her social media yeah how has she done that because she's fucking iconic what are you talking about how has she done that because she's Katie Louise King, babe. Five years ago, she posted her demographics on YouTube. Yeah, she's sick. Sweet. Going to Costa Coffee. I had Malala, Bonnie Blue and Alan Carr.

47:50Oh yeah, maybe Alan Carr. Worst collab of 2025, I have The Kooks bringing out Rebel Wilson for Gangster's Paradise at Reading 2025. I never got a worst collab. I think I sent it to you later. Okay, worst collab. Cressida Dick and Desert Island Discs Cressida Dick, Chief of the Police Going on Desert Island Discs First question Being about what they're going to do About combating phone snatchers Why do you think Ramming them with cars is going to help

48:25Worst collab I just basically wanted a way To talk about the kooks Bringing out Rebel Wilson Yeah I guess so The Straight Divas Over 25 Under 25 You had a great one for this Sam Bailey on TikTok Live singing Defying Gravity I similarly had Suzanne Suzanne Boyle As Timmy Chalamet refers to her Thanking Timmy Chalamet for the cosign But I think Sam Bailey wins Because I actually had to look up who Sam Bailey was The winner of X Factor I can't believe she won She's still singing And you know what Matt Cardle Is still about as well Matt Cardle's archived most of Instagram He's only got four posts Somebody's managing that Go Matt Bring the trilby back I'm doing Matt Cardle's socials I won't be surprised Oh wow Okay, so We're on to the biggest and baddest Sexiest, horniest, curious Segment Of the year It's time for Field Roar Okay folks It's been a big year for the fielders The spiritual healers And the formerly bicurious And speaking of the formerly bicurious Sue The number of lost souls That refer to themselves as heteroflexible Has increased by 193 % this year Because you logged on So Sue who are the winners And losers of this land grab By the flexitarians Who's winning because of that Who's winning because of the heteroflexible kind of takeover goth goth girls goth girls goth non-binary afab people avalon cafe yeah um who else who's losing yeah who's trans women probably trans women trans women having straight men messaging for a bit and then be like have you still got it yeah um we're probably losing there i would say it's like the the losers are the hard left and the hard right of the sexual yes it's it's It's the gay gays and the straight straights are losing.

50:32And then the kind of the centrists. Yeah, are the ones who win. The rest is politics are winning with the heteroflexible. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Who else could be winning? Like Torture Garden, the club night, because probably winning. Yeah, Kit Kat. Yeah, got a few more people going. The music industry. Yeah, the music industry. Role model. Yeah, somber fans are probably winning. The Beatles campaign, the Beatles movie campaign, Harris Dickinson, Joshua Connor. Yeah. Charlie XCX, probably getting a few more listens. For sure. For sure. Some straight boys being like, I'm going to have to listen to Charlie XCX to understand what this goth bitch is saying.

51:12Yeah, lads, if you want a way to fucking get tarts, just go to a Charlie XCX at the fucking, at all points east. Go see Charlie XCX and say you're bisexual. You don't have to be lads. Yeah, well, and speaking of that, I feel like the maybe the bi-curious are the losers of this as well because it's really I thought they'd be the winners well but like I see it as bi-curious are just like the millennial hetero flexible okay so they're kind of looking at that like you just you copied my whole flow word for word bar for bar yeah but how do you see it people like you were winning people like me are losing that's how i see it my love um elsewhere so it's a great note to end on yeah i think it is good um i think it is good um no i'm not gonna say that uh elsewhere susan uh cis men's hearts and holes were open with pegging increasing by over 200%.

52:16They may not be able to relinquish their control in public life, but in the bedroom, their holes were agape. Period. So, what do you think cis men should give up next? Breathing. Breathing. Stop getting pegged and just end it.

52:37What should they give up next? I don't know. Men's mental health. Yeah, men's mental health. Give that up. Probably drugs. Cooking. They should give up cooking again. Probably give up. Yeah. Please. Like performative cooking. Yeah. Cooking for Instagram, but not - Yeah, when lads are cooking on Instagram, they're like cutting and they're like looking at the camera like - And you're holding a baby while you're fucking cooking. Yeah. Go to the bedroom and get fucking pegged like a real man. Yeah. Would you get pegged? If I can get over the phobia of bum holes - It's fierce Jag Jaws. Pegging a man.

53:13Because you do ascend. Girls that want to peg, go ahead. Well, and everyone's chatting about how great it is. And guess what's happening at the back of the bus? I'm pegging that man. Sea China. Where's Sea China this year? I know she's come back. I hope she's okay. Yeah, stop cooking for fucking Cameron and start cooking for your fucking mum. Yeah, yeah. And go and get pegged. Yeah, please. But I'm not surprised at that statistic at all. No Because also Did you see That the top two Porn categories Were trans and lesbian Really What does that say I mean we don't want to do Pornhub On the field segment Yeah Yeah By the way guys The field segment's back Yeah Hi field For one time only For one time only Also Could a cis gay man Get pegged Would that ever happen Maybe Or wouldn't I just be getting No because then they're gay Babe Yeah, oh no.

54:10Yeah. Yeah. Like oh do you want to put a dildo on maybe if it was bigger Transmending yeah, yeah, okay So yeah, you will get this if this sounds like you please write into straight diva with two ways at gmail.com. Thank you Finally in the field role Statistics of the year sue generational divides were reflected in the bedroom as much as they were in politics with the most vanilla age groups being Gen X and boomers and the most bratty age groups being Gen Z I think you guys have been hanging around with the wrong boomers I've really I've fucked with some pretty fucking naughty boomers we're talking yeah no but they're coming to you because they know you're freaky no I go out searching for elderly homes P &O cruises Home base Flat roof pubs Flat roof pubs Mumsnet Yeah Like you just You don't know where to look man Finding gal on Mumsnet Yeah Fair dues girl I didn't know that Vanilla and Brat Were on Different Ends of the same spectrum Well one just says Missionary And the other one says pegging But No But was Brat Would that have been The thing The word On field Before Brat By Charlie XCX Yeah No, because Brat was already there before, I think.

55:29Really? I think so. I think. Sue. Hmm. Aww. Any other thoughts on the boomers and Gen X being vanilla and Gen Z being freaks? Let yourself go. Where the real goon is at? To be honest, I didn't know there were boomers and Gen X on field. But then there's this debate with trans women where it's kind of like, I think we even said it a bit with Sean where it was that kind of thing. It's like younger guys are into trans women because they get it a bit more. Do you know what I mean? So then you're looking towards people who are Gen Z because they've got a more forthcoming. Do you think we are on a one-way train to being more sexually liberal and explorative?

56:09Yes, for certain people when they're good at communicating, et cetera, et cetera. But it feels like the arrow is going in that direction if we compare ourselves to... I hope so, yeah, to what has come before. And that's a wonderful note to end the Field Raw segment on. Thanks, Field. Field, you've made our podcast very special over the past year. Yes, and you're keeping it afloat. Thank you so much. And we dressed up like news reporters just to do that segment. So I think what were your top five albums of 2025? Top five albums are Lord Virgin, George Riley, More Is More. Come on. Rose Grey, Louder Please, Rosalia's album that I forget the name of.

56:44Lugth. Lugth. And Lily Allen, West End Girl. Okay, great. You? I picked Nourished by Time, The Passionate Ones. okay Lou I've gone full just predictable pitchfork review actually there's one there's one different one now it's my time the passionate ones okay Lou Choke Enough sdkid rebel geese getting killed I do believe the hype and venturing ghost holding which is even more pitchfork than any of the other pitchfork you just chose that to be different I didn't I didn't yes I didn't it's you can check the fucking top songs 2025 it's jane remover's side project that's all just guitar okay and her being an emo and as much as i love jane remover going ham and making some of the most crazy modern sounding music i've ever heard when she when it's just her and a guitar man yeah thanks jane you make me feel so like honorable mentions justin bieber uh model actress and ear and blood orange blood orange but you know what and you know what i really think about an album and i think even though rosalie's was quite long yeah it still felt like it wasn't bloated blood orange's album even though i loved it yeah i really i really value an album being concise yeah i agree um if you had to pick one of yours that was your favorite is it lord what is lord yeah it's not necessarily my favorite album but statistically is my cousin of the year of hers of the year but why is it why is it top then?

58:13I think it gets a bit muddy at the end. But why is it still top regardless? It's not. They're not in any particular order. Oh, statistically, because I listen to it the most. Oh, I see. Okay, got you. Yeah. And then sometimes you just can't argue And I skip a lot. There's like three songs I skip on that. Sorry, Lord. Shuffle. Shuffle girl. What were your top five songs of 2025? Pussy Palace, Lily Allen, I Was Gooped, as everybody else was. Not Like That Anymore by Lily Young. a smash hit pop song that's also side noted with Dealer by Lola Young her singles from her latest album incredible incredible pop song I still haven't listened to it and Elton John the project I liked but like Elton John released an album this year no Elton John co-signed Dealer and said if this doesn't become a hit I'm going to give you my house and it didn't become a hit The Girls Who I think for obvious reasons I think come on that's a brilliant song but also Hit Me There by Sue I think You Sex Were by FK Twigs I know it technically came out last year.

59:10That's fine. But it had a re-up. The album came out this year. And Shapeshifter by Lorde is one of the best songs, I think. Yeah, good shout. When those strings come in on a second bit. That's a good list. What about you? Juanino, Sweden Freestyle. Gym Legacy, Father. Yeah. Nice, good. I think that album, though it was good, I was slightly underwhelmed with it. Yeah. But I think that song is incredible. Yeah, I agree. Justin Bieber's Sweet Spot with Sexy Red. Okay. I think it had the best top line of the year. Yeah. Play by James K and Tonight by Pink Panther S and I didn't put Pink Panther S in the top 5 because I don't think it was an album really and I will say this, I thought the project was amazing, the remix album wasn't I didn't know there was oh no I didn't know, I haven't listened to it so many features and it just didn't give they put all the featured artists as pluses plus plus plus it wasn't and it was like, even though I know it's kind of a bit it was too It was too remixy The original thing as well I would like to see her push the boat A bit out While still staying true to her style What was the 2025 cup of soup That filled our cup Our cup hath runneth over Moment of your year Chicken

1:00:30You? What? I didn't really get that It's my favourite soup of the year what was your what was like the the moment that filled your heart the most like the moment that was like i guess your best moment of the year but like doesn't maybe have to be kind of the moment where you felt the most love and grateful and wholesome for lack of a better word i honestly think this year has been full of it i think i am the most safe i've ever been I love being safe Yeah like safe and like But for like the first time in my life really I don't know there was a couple When I signed the record deal I signed it at home in the stairwell And my parents all sent me down some balloons And my sister sent me down some balloons and some cakes And then Bill went out for dinner And that was really beautiful Or I would say my birthday that's just gone I think I invited a few people Put it on my close friends And people actually came And then we all came back And it was like this beautiful moment of like oh my god like i love all these people in this room they all love each other and i actually got a really lovely message from lucy because i was like thanking everyone for coming and lucy mentioned me saying it was absolutely a blessing to like meet everybody you've got like a wonderful good friends and i think that means a lot to me but also like in base note and actually in truth and i know people will probably roll their eyes but like to be another bill and to like i just love that one so much he loves me so much and i've like never ever had that and like i don't know i I think I just would say to everyone, like girl, I've been in some bad relationships, babe, bad.

1:02:06But just living with him and being able to live in here is crazy. I would similarly say that my Cut Path Runneth Over, Cup of Soup moment of the year isn't a moment, but as a single person, I have learnt to appreciate the good examples of love in my life through my friends and you and Bill are definitely one of them. We love you so much. But I also have, oh, I love you too. But there's so many, I have so many friends who have relationships and I like, I love to joke how I hate about, you know, being the only single one, but there's so many great relationships and it does like, it gives you a good standard and example for what a loving relationship should be.

1:02:57so the only other thing I had was the painting that someone did of us that was amazing that was amazing amazing also when Shigo randomly shouted us out that was amazing I think also when we posted who wants our Patreon and the photo got like 2 ,000 likes immediately and then nobody signed that and also yeah I suppose also yeah yeah which I write No, people did sign up and then we didn't deliver at all. I think finally I would say, just every time we do the Agony Arts, and I know obviously like time moves on and the feeling necessarily doesn't stay the same, but like I just want to always stress that like, you know, it does mean a lot that like people actually write in and if we call people reply like that, this is the first year that that's ever happened and I'm not taking it for granted.

1:03:50And I don't think I ever will. I don't think we ever will really. As cool as like being in Dazed 100 is or whatever, like the real crazy thing is like how quick people respond to our stories or the fact that people trust us with offering advice to whatever's going on in their life or just the nice messages we get. Yeah. And like I'm still, I know I'll meet one, but I'm still yet to meet a dickhead who I've met in the street and is like, I love your podcast. Yeah. Okay that was Maybe my favourite segment yet How are you feeling? We have three segments left Yeah I'm happy And then we have four Our own musical review I didn't put anything there I feel like we've kind of done that Yeah That's been it It was fine It was great Brain rot of the year Okay I have Ashton Hall Daily Routine The guy that like Dunked his face in the water Oh yeah yeah yeah At like 5am, three times.

1:04:53Nice. Warning! Warning! I never find that funny. Really? Never find that funny. Okay, Bennett. Easter's got that juice. That was really... Terry Funbath ate with that one. Sack It All Off and Go Terrace. And the guy who wrote a song about going back to Leeds Uni, who I took the piss out of. And Jing Jing the Monkey. Do you know Jing Jing the Monkey? No. Okay, well, let's Bennett. those who know Jing Jing the monkey know he's his little monkey oh no I got so many the little old monkey who looks like a granny and just like eats food and just like bites people the kingdom of Kabbalah yeah Kabbalah Kabbalah Elise Wei that was yes that was such a good time Wake Up is good yeah Wake Up who started Wake Up did you know did you know did you know did you know those girls love those girls what are they called uh I just remember Nogginua, but that's not their names.

1:05:51Their names are Beatrice and... What's the other girl? You know who I mean. You know who I mean. You know. You know the legends. Yeah, God, I mean, there's so much. But I suppose Wake Up and Fierce Drag Jewels. And who started Fierce Drag Jewels? Fierce Drag Jewels is you and a year supplier of Fierce Drag Jewels. It's like a company for, like, drag. It was branded. It was corporate comms. Fierce is fierce. and then I just started adding Drag Jewels because So you started it? No I copied it from Rhys de Veil All my stims I copy from someone else Wake it up I copy from Charlie from Depeche Lode Wait Rhys de Veil came up with Fierce Drag Jewels No Rhys de Veil said it to me Fierce Drag Jewels is a company And it's like where did you get that old Fierce Drag Jewels Okay Our brain rot is clearly very mine's straight and yours is gay Yeah basically Fierce Drag Jewels wake it up it was kind of crazy Okay Wake Up's kind of mistress Isabel Brooke Let's do Wake Up I feel like Wake Up has been Yeah My favourite of yours Yeah that was fun Your favourite trends of the year Sue I've got some really quite soppy ones I think I would like to say Because she actually tagged the girls As her interview with Julia Fox today on Vogue But Shantae Joseph Is having a boyfriend embarrassing She did a follow up today That came out about relationships And it's an interview with Julia Fox and the music is No way The girls by Let's go And then she commented below saying Sue Sue I think what I've put in her song That's sick She is a legend Doesn't that sound like a trend No no but like it was everywhere It trended everywhere It got translated to every Vogue in the world Oh sorry You're saying Shanta the article she wrote Yeah Okay It was everywhere No no no I thought you were talking about your audio being tagged No no she just I'm also just saying that she's actually a legend She is a legend She's a legend Shout out Shanta Again She broke the internet She did She's probably the biggest moment of this year.

1:07:44She's got the girls talking. And it's been really nice to like see. I followed her when she had like 50 ,000 followers, 6 ,000. Now she's in like way past 100 ,000. It's like a few girl. Yeah. Like it's amazing. I hope she writes a book or something. Oh, she will. She's definitely got a book deal. She will. You can feel it. Okay, so I've had best trends of this year. Honestly, maybe I was being soppy. I was waiting for George today. And I put like sticking together and laughing as this all goes downhill. Aww. Like it's really getting peak out there. Yeah. But I think we are just, it is funny. Like everybody just making awful jokes.

1:08:18Nihilism. Yeah, nihilism. Just like, it actually is like masochism at this point. But it's just like everybody just like, you know, when something bad happens, you know, you could find a Lady Miss Kay video on TikTok. Someone's taking the piss out of it. And it may be distraction. It may be, what would Karl Marx call it? Opiate of the masses. Yeah, but it's just funny. But it's a warm, cosy blanket. Because it is peak. And eventually there will hit a time when we're older And like it will be easier for like trans individuals Or like black and brown people It will be easier But like you know Right now it's not For now all we've got is laughter And Charlie Kirk memes Yeah god Did you know I wrote that on that Nice Dressing like a man I wrote that Which is a bit of me Which may be out for 2026 And straight Diva guest episodes Wow I thought that was a good trend That was a good trend I don't think it will stop anytime soon Unless our audience say it Great I had Kent I feel like Kent's having a moment Yeah I was in Kent the other day And similarly like Localised meme pages There's the Kent meme page There's the Norfolk meme page There's the Waltham Forest meme page and I feel like it's really refreshing to not just have like East London memes you know we're really kind of leveling up the country people releasing lots of music or like similarly like people listening to albums more yeah I feel like the the idea of like social media being the only thing that like is crucial to people liking your music is like slowly fading not that it's not important but like i think the thing that is winning people over and making people love artists more than previous years is albums yeah and like thinking thinking less about like being less precious about releasing music and just releasing more music and i think that's a good thing i agree um house music scouse rap uh guitars and ai memes that worst trends of the year ai i have ai music ai music ai actors ai edits of songs like i've been used in general 60s soul versions of like oasis wonderwall yeah i was in a cab the other day he's like mate have you heard this yeah have you had it was a 60s soul edit of wonderwall um worst trends i really hate um kind of like i've really started to hate it at the minute uh there's like a i think this whole year has been a trend of people being like if i don't like you i don't fucking like you i'm gonna leave you and i'm gonna like i don't know whether it's just coming off my fyp but it's like stop talking to that person get rid of that person i think it's like the most unloving thing in the work being nasty yeah i just think it's really boring like it's like i can forgive you but i don't have to talk to you and shit like this it's like oh i'll be boring on your own it's creating individualism when actually right now we need to just have a giggle together because maybe the ship's going down and i'd rather be for sure less alone and similarly edge loading yeah for the sake of edge loading yeah i think also this like right uh wing politics kind of like topic of debate is if they actually debate instead of just shouting over women.

1:11:52That's literally one of mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the, let's get 100 students versus one alt-right thinker and they're kind of slapped away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like... It's not debate. It's not debate. That's not debate. And also, us two both having a mic and you're shouting at me. Yeah. That's not a debate, you're shouting. Yeah. And everyone's like, that's passionate. I'm like, babe, there's no points being made because I won't rise to it. but like and also if you're shouting at me i'm not going to talk because i'm not going to listen to it debate by all means let's yeah let's let's debate but like this kind of cartoon set up of like a hundred people so you don't want to debate you lost a debate it's like it's a debate no one loses a debate um that's the point of a fucking debate you freak performative calf core taking photos of yourself in a calf oh yeah just eat at the calf man just enjoy the fucking full english Nostalgia For 2016 For camcorders I love 2016 For Jamie Oliver's style I was actually thinking, yeah For iPod Nanos For iPhone 5Cs Yeah, that needs to stop American Apparel Yeah, love though 2016 though 2016 music I would like to bring back I actually was thinking about that today I was like, I'd love to do an EP Of like Features of some of my favourite artists In 2016 That's a cool idea Your Khalifas Because that is additive And that is bringing something new Yeah But just endlessly going Oh it used to be better before man Yeah no no no It wasn't No it was better now But like I think it was a brilliant time It was fun Or maybe it was better before But like Endlessly Losing your mind over How it was better before It's like It's not gonna get us anywhere Yeah Bands with more than five people Yeah Gooning Simmer meals Oh god Pseudo organic content Like Like Street interviews that are posing to be completely authentic and like spontaneous that aren't.

1:13:47Yeah. Almost forgot that this was the whole point. Oh, girl. There's no point to anything. And AI edits of songs. Yeah. Bloody hell, so I think that's the last segment. Did we do an agony on? Did we even... How long has it been? It's been... It's been two hours and 17 minutes. Has it? No. one hour and 17 minutes. Let's do a couple of agony arts. I think we should because it's like the final. But firstly, before we do the agony arts, I just want to say if you have tuned in just to this episode or any episode over the year, I just want to say thank you. And I know my beautiful straight friend here would also like to say thank you.

1:14:29Yes, I would. Yes. Sexy little thing. But going into 2026, you know, I met with George Riley, our beautiful friend of the pod and gorgeous artist today. And she said, I can't believe that you've only been doing this a year. We've had cosigns from Shy Girl. We've had Perfectly Imperfect. We've had Dazed. We've had so many people. We've grew over like 10 ,000 followers on both our accounts. It's now our job. We're super grateful. We've got beautiful group chats. Full of your guys chatting and just living your life. Shout out Luke. Shout out Em. Shout out Roo. Shout out anyone else. and the group track and it really does mean a lot so thank you for being here and more straight diva in 2026 and let's see where we can go I would like to New Year's resolution I'd like to do some more DJ sets I'd like to be doing I would I'd like to get more into DJing I'm not even kidding straight diva DJ sets what do you think so I think a year ago we decided that I've got to make this money yeah yeah babe so I think a year ago I had a day job babe but I like to start doing DJ sets I like to be doing panels I would like to do Straight Diva Live we are in talks about it it's very loose talks but we have been told by a place that they'd be happy to do it with us and we don't even have to do it there we should do it there we're going to do it there it's going to be sick no I think you said it great I would like to echo everything you said and yeah just reiterate that I know we complain a lot I know we moan a lot about everything but I can't stress enough how cool it is to be able to do this and to have just so much interest and love and weird relationship issues to deal with and hopefully in 2026 you can maybe you know give us some problems with career or long time goals or cheating on your husband.

1:16:39Yeah, yeah, we'd love that. Get married and then cheat and then write in. Yeah, please. Stop writing in about, you know, I like my friend, I don't know how to tell them. Yeah, bin them off. And in saying that, what have we got this week? I broke a phone apparently. Oh, we clipped a couple times. Oopsie. Oops, that'll be fine. That will be fine. um oh Alice has sent a voice note actually she said she's voicing it right okay you ready this is one minute long guys sorry I need to re-record this because the last one I sounded like a robot um okay my agony on for Stray Diva is is LinkedIn a good place to hook up with people and like sliding people's dms like is it giving low-key like sexy siren like office siren call or is it actually like really like pervy corporate like deeply unattractive um i'm asking because this year my ex tried to like slide back into my dms after 10 months of no contact via linkedin and i just thought it was a really fascinating sort of um comms to use um i think it's really divided like my friendship group there's very much like two camps um and i don't know where i sit with it i find it kind of low-key like really horny other people are like that it's like so inappropriate um and like so not sexy so yeah i just want to know your guys take on it because i think there are two camps here also one of my best friends used to send nudes on LinkedIn and again I think that's like so fantastic and like really fun and like filthy um but other people were like that is so not okay and you really can't do that so yeah just want to know like going into 26 like in terms of like dating law like do we think that LinkedIn is like like is it on the up is it going to become like quite like hot and sexy to like start sexting on LinkedIn um and like is connecting now then you're like sweating right I like really want to of your opinion wow christ one of the best questions we've ever had that's a beautiful question that is gorgeous linkedin uh intrinsically not a sexy place not a sexy place sliding in on linkedin sexy in my crazy but people take the opportunity i'm not gonna name who it was one of my beautiful friends gorgeous bod like just like stunner uploaded a photo in like a veil fair do they had a bikini on under the veil men were crawling into dms being like does does this like does this veil come with your bras and panties as well and shit like this like men will take on linkedin not on vinted oh let alone linkedin like linkedin i think vinted depop slide crazy grosses me a little bit but like i think linkedin's kind of fierce if you're sending nudes over linkedin that's funny also though but you must be aware you're not going to get the job but like maybe you are i don't know if we're if we're you know encouraging you know using our sexuality to um boost our social media prowess why is linkedin any different let yeah it's all about connections on there you know how else are we going to entice the heineken brand manager yeah um my butt yeah i don't know if i'm i think i'm anti-sending nudes on linkedin yeah nudes feels excessive i think let's slow down there and i think maybe it's not sexy that this is 10 months no contact and it's your ex i think that's a little not sexy yeah but as a concept using linkedin to slide in i'm into it i just read another question what is it so that's it for linkedin my pussy is too tight what advice would you have for me to get some mummy in there

1:20:33I don't know who sent this

1:20:39One plus here is too tight

1:20:48Well there's only a few things you can do really You can have a kid Guys honestly Right this is my thing I've sweared it before and I'll say it again Bottom in is hard right it hurts for a bit and then it doesn't hurt for a bit. Some people don't. Some people can just swallow it. Some people are nasty. But sometimes just taking a dick sometimes you just have to breathe in and pray. It is dreadful. Sometimes it does hurt. Whether you have a pussy or a bussy or both. That's why you made grit. Grit is about gritting my teeth and getting shagged. Big man is about a big member in me. No, but you just have to rock it, babe.

1:21:31Yeah. And I think a lot of it is to do with anxiety. Okay. I think if you tell yourself it's going to hurt, it's going to hurt. So, beta blocker. Beta blocker. Loads of drugs. Yeah. And drink. I'm kidding.

1:21:49Honestly, it's just a finger game. Finger, finger, finger, finger, finger. Lube and patience. Lube and patience. Finger, lubes and patience. Yeah. Sue I Think's debut memoir yeah finger lube patience and then my second memoir is called Rockin' on It yeah I think that's that's all to say on that really do we end it there or do you want another one I want one more okay trees the magic number I want to push one more out of you yeah oh someone says don't really have a question just want to say I love the pod you're awesome Oh. Okay. What's the best way to rebrand yourself for the new year? That's a great question to end on.

1:22:34Yeah. Okay. Estrogen. Move city. Move city. Move city, quit job, if you can, if you're safe to. Start a pottery class. Yeah. Do something nuts, like nuts. But do something that you wouldn't necessarily do. Start guitar lessons. do something silly yeah perhaps start like listening to like something like a genre reading a genre or like listening to a genre of something that you wouldn't usually listen to find a new creative team yeah and that sounds ridiculous but um you need to delegate who's gonna be your who's gonna be your stylist yeah who's gonna be your fashion friend yeah and who's gonna be your music friend who's gonna be your film friend yeah i think also what you can do too which i think is always good is i used to love wearing like when i used to dress like more weird i used to love putting an outfit that made me slightly uncomfortable and forced myself to go out of the house just to like give me that ego death that i needed to not care about let's push the boat out yeah there are some outfits i've left the house in that i was like i will die let's put some stripy tights on yeah stripy tights call me i'ma be i'ma be i'ma i'ma i'ma be um so yeah maybe be like stripy tights stripy tights piercing tattoo yeah tattoo that'll be doing move to australia get your hands tattooed and force yourself to be a podcaster quit drugs uh start music yeah um become an influencer vlog yeah vlog vlog there we go there is and that's us that's straight either happy new year tag us when you make your first vlog happy new year everyone yeah thanks for sticking with us genuinely means the world can't wait for 2026 hope you'll have a Great New Year.

1:24:21Hope you kiss someone. Kiss someone loads. Give me love. Give me love. Give me love. Give me love. Give me love. Love you. Love you. Bye. I'm wearing Tom Brown.