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1:25Hi, Sue. Hi, Lou. Welcome to Straight Diva. Why is it called that? Because I'm a fascist. And I love shagging fascists. Flags. Yeah, I love painting everything red, white and royal blue. Has that not made everyone feel absolutely petrified? Yeah. I'm mixed about it. I feel not because of the way you're thinking it and because I said I'm a fascist just before you fucking... But because, like I was talking to a friend about it, anyone who's been living under a rock, there was some people marching in the city of London on the weekend.

2:11The person I was talking to about it was like, there were so many people there. Yeah. And she was there at the march, obviously, Unite the Kingdom. No, she was at the counter protest. Yeah, yeah. And she said, I've never seen that many. It was scary how many people were there. They were quite scary. they were quite aggressive but she was mainly focusing on the numbers thing and I was like yeah but like not that it's the exact opposite but if you look at the Palestine marches for example happening most of the time every week sometimes every month and it's hard to keep up attendances whereas this is like this is the flag shaggers this is their time they've been saving up for this All I got told on TikTok was to not go, even to the anti-protests.

2:58It was like, just let them have their day. Because this is the thing, they've travelled down from the absolute shires. They're going to run around and be awful. And then they're going to go home and then shut up again. Well, they won't shut up, but like, and log on to their annoying accounts where they have no profile picture. And call themselves Dr. Britain. And comment on transgender people's photos. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It was a scary day. I think it's scary to see them in real life and think, oh, my God, these people actually exist. But then I'm like, girl, do you know what I mean?

3:33Like, if Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins were leading the march, I'm like, we're not cooked. We're just like, okay. Like, I'm just like, you've actually got Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins as your leaders. And you're like, oh, yeah, that's going to work. And Ant Middleton from SAS Who Does Wins? Like, are we on crack? I think that's the thing. These are your guys? but I don't know if you felt it because it hasn't really happened on the straight do your account so I don't know about your personal but my personal has been inundated with like alt-right I posted the clip of my new track Yeah Right which is out on Thursday and it's Oh yeah, yeah right I posted it on Instagram full of love, amazing posted it on TikTok it is like 50 comments of like just hate just like who are you like this sounds shit you are ugly, what is this, who is that is this a him they is this like a him she absolutely but it doesn't bother me but i'm just like oh shit like something's turning like they definitely came out of like the heidi hoff you know what i mean they're they're they're brash they're confident yeah yeah they're but also like tiktok is a sneaky space for or it's just like what we've spoken about before where it's like sometimes and you don't know why you get shown to completely the wrong group of people yeah It's awful It's awful It's so horrible So I pandered to them And I did like this video Of me sticking my tongue out That was very good Which was good And then they're all commenting on that But all of them are like This is a grown woman And I'm like Hell yeah Am I a him?

5:06Am I a her? Pick a side That's awful I'm sorry to hear that Which is No Like That's not me Like being like Oh it's been awful They're idiots Like they are fucking idiots But one thing What I will say Uh oh Is I don't know how them FaceTiming Elon Musk matters? Yeah. Why is Elon Musk in it? No one everyone's like Elon Musk is like fight back or die. Right. What is this? Revenge of the Sith? You have to fight. Like fight back or die. Who are you fighting? You have to fight back or you will die. Or die. It's the way he said die as well. He went die. Yeah because he just made it up in his mind. He was like right what can I say that's fucking mental.

5:46It sounds like it does sound like a kind of a villain from a sci-fi film. He's a weirdo, mate. Or die. Or die? What are you talking about? Or die? Yeah. And then they're all like, yay, this billionaire doesn't care if we live or die, and the reason why we're here is because we've been neglected by the state. Yeah. And he's draining the state. And his message was, you will be, they will fight you, so you have to fight or you will die. Bitch, I'm busy. I got my nails done that day. Yeah, I'm not in the mood to fight. No. No one is. They're not. I want a kiss. I think this is Literally But I think A lot of this Especially I'm literally from The Shires I'm from Derbyshire The middle of narrowing Derbyshire I'm from a man in town And the thing is This is just a product of media Because I truly do believe I'm like People don't actually believe These things Or think these things I think a lot I think there was a lot of Like street interviews With these people That were like They're like We're not racist Because I actually don't believe They're racist I just believe that Some of them are Don't get me wrong And I'm not This is not me defending them at all Like what they're doing is wrong however i actually think that they're just so ill-informed they've come from the middle of nowhere they're like do you know what we're going to make the brave step to go to london scary scary london and go down and shout about and then go back to like wherever they came from and then shut up about it and carrying on hating on the internet this is a product of like things like tiktok directly pushing like narratives to people and facebook reels and instagram reels If you get on that wrong side, you're on it.

7:18And I think a lot of people just are getting on the wrong side. I think that's a big part of it. So I started saying I don't think it's scary because I think this has been a long time coming for that movement of people to have a march. And it's been long overdue. But the thing that did scare me was that I heard that the biggest EDL march ever was 10 ,000. And it was 110 ,000. on saturday so there's obviously been like a massive conversion of people who would never uh think such things before how has that happened uh and i think a massive part of it is social media but then i also not to be an apologist for these people but like and it's not an excuse but I do feel like mostly it all starts with poverty economic poverty they're angry but they're being told they have to blame someone whereas it's like no you're angry at the fact that perhaps they took away your pension or perhaps like you know you're working for less money or perhaps they've like taxed you or whatever the fuck it is whatever you're angry at but instead of being like oh I'm angry at the government You're like, who am I angry at?

8:44And then the media is like, you should be angry at refugees or transgender people or people of colour. And they're like, oh yeah, we'll blame them instead. Are you tapped? You can be angry at the government. There's no one else to blame. If someone takes something off you, it's not off you to give to somebody else. It's just off you. They've just taken it off you. That is the government's fault. They're not giving it to somebody else. Being like, oh well, Nick's not having it, so we'll give it to somebody else. That's not what's happening. They've just taken it from you. locate your anger where it needs to be not in these wrong places and you're actually just being like chess pieces just listening to what you're being told and it's, sorry, go on it's one thing it's one thing people from these you know, often quite forgotten areas are going down this pipeline, as you might call it it's another thing Elon Musk billionaire, highly highly educated successful guy preaching this like horrid horrid bullshit to fight or die yeah who's fighting because you're in a mud with your brother yeah i'll fight you twat like what are you talking about who's fighting who's fighting bro i mean he's probably referring to the fucking assassination it's like and that's god that's america yeah which i don't I don't even want to talk about that.

10:06I'm not even going to talk about that. That's fucking stupid. But I just think with this stuff, it's misplaced anger and it's anger at the government, but they seem to be obsessed with Nigel Farge, which I just don't know. But this is all money. They've just paid a media company a lot of money to do PR to be able to convince you all that it's somebody else's fault. And I guarantee they're saying at the minute, there was a study came out today, I think Lava LaRue put it up, which was like if there was a referendum right now. Shout out Lava Leroux being on crud when it comes to politics. Love Lava Leroux.

10:39But I think Lava did a post being like, if they did a referendum now, I think it's like most people would vote reform. And it's just kind of like, yeah, you'll vote reform, they'll get in, and then nothing will improve. And then you're angry at reform. Like, don't get, don't, this is exactly what they did with Brexit. How was Nigel Farage back when he lied to everyone about Brexit? How was he back? How would people listen to him again? How was he back? He lied and everyone's angry at him for lying. You're going to be like, oh, yeah, we'll believe him again. You're not. Yeah, but you'd have a pint with him.

11:09Yeah. You'd have a pint with him. No, you wouldn't. He's a weirdo. He looks like an alien girl. Wouldn't want to get too close to his fucking teeth. That stinks. Smells like pork scratchings. What I will say is, though it feels like from polls or stats, that reform is growing at a rapid rate and it may be it's making some people worried that um you know they're going to get elected in the next election um what i will say is as a politics a level graduate um that thanks to our uh country's voting system um it's probably not going to happen well yeah uh and if any if we've got any a level politics um graduates in the chat Drop us an FPTP Shout out first past the post Which means we are stuck With Keir Starmer Or Kami Badenoch So till the wheels fall off We're just gonna fucking Send it It's just stupid It just makes I think also The thing that's like If they're all talking about fighting It's like we will fight back It's just We're just not I'm not gonna start it I'm not gonna start it But we'll end it I'm a pussy We'll just make like We'll just make like French people And start fucking revolting Yeah Do you know what I mean Like a day Yeah you have to fight or you will die and then he goes I know and everyone's like this is a guy he's on FaceTime doing that in a lone room you absolute weirdo well so I've actually managed to get a couple of exclusives because you know obviously Elon Musk is this highly successful guy and it is kind of almost beyond belief even for him and his track record, he continues to defy himself and defy expectation of the horrible shit that comes out with his mouth.

13:04So I actually got in touch with a couple people close to him who've sent in some exclusive things that he said. Well, just their thoughts on the whole matter. So this is the first one. Yeah, hi. Straight Diva. It's Kimball. brother of Elon, I just wanted to give a little message for my brother here and for the people of the UK that even me as a mine-owning entrepreneur from Pretoria, I think what my brother is doing is absolutely fucking disgusting and I think he should be ashamed of himself. Originally, before he said his name, I thought it was Troy Savan. Fuck. Well, it doesn't, we actually, I like to get a kind of a mix of sources.

14:00So who's next? Yeah, hi Sue, hi Lou, Grimes here. I just wanted to come on and let y 'all know that I categorically do not support what Elon said the other day. I sometimes blame myself and what I once saw as kind of idiosyncratic, kind of quirky as maybe now just kind of gross, screamy fascist. But honestly, you guys, I think the main reason for these crash outs is he's never ever made me come. Like, he never once made me come. Oh, shout out Grimes. Shout out Grimes. Friend of the show Honestly

14:50I'm gonna have to do Oblivion

14:55Let's flesh that blood That was really good I love it Well Shout out to Grimes And Kibble Musk Kibble Kibble is crazy That's why it must be angry A mine owning businessman In South Africa Christ We need I'm sure there's been I need to know what Elon Musk's childhood was like God I bet he had a troubled relationship with his father but anyway we probably shouldn't add anymore because then we might even look more stupid but we just want to let's give a quick shout out to anyone who was at the counter protest and to everyone who's feeling unsafe trans people, 12, PRC people to anybody who feels threatened, it'll be okay.

15:46Yeah. And log off, babe. Turn off your phone. Because if you turned off your phone, you wouldn't know what's happening. Free Palestine always. Yeah, free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Period.

15:59But also, yeah, I reiterate your last point. I think we've got quite a politically engaged audience. Sometimes you need to switch off from this shit, otherwise you will send yourself mad. Yeah. and a good sentiment in this life is to not worry about what you can't control yeah and that's not to say you can't control because we'll have a voice and we should use it but sometimes just to protect your sanity um you need to switch off uh but shout out to everyone that's uh fighting the good fight right now um In more fun news, what was on our screen this week, Sue? It was, what was it called? Unknown Number High School Catfish.

16:46It was possibly, I was gagged. Right, so Sue texted me last week saying, Louie, you need to watch this show. It's a real Netflix classic. It's very true to form Netflix show. Like interviewing kids who have been in this thing. Yeah. And parents. Basically, there's a couple, a teenage couple at a high school in rural Michigan. Yeah. And there's one school in the area that's in the middle of nowhere. And these two kids start getting cyberbullied by a random number. Yeah. And they can't work out who it is. and it's just like played by, they like superimpose it in the show and it's like, they're called Lauren and Owen, the couple.

17:33And it's like, hi Lauren, Owen is down to fuck. I'm screaming for Owen. And all these like horrible, horrible, horrible messages. And it's like, you're an anorexic, But this, this like, kill yourself. Hilarious, demonic voice. It's so stupid. How's the happy couple? Owen loves me. He will be with you. Why would he be with your ugly lonely ass? Bruh, Lowe, stop fucking calling me. Yeah, and so they were panicked because they were like, Lowe's her nickname. Yeah. And they're like, who is this person? So they get the FBI involved. Well, the sheriff tries to investigate it for two years. For two years.

18:16It's like... But she's getting 40 texts a day at some point. It's like they've done all the true crimes in middle America that they had to go to like the 12-year-olds. These poor fucking 12-year-olds. So the sheriff's trying to do it for two years They're blaming 12 year olds They're being like you did it Chloe You did it this person And Chloe was like no I didn't Yeah there's this girl who's slightly got a bad rep Maybe a little bit of a hard ass A bit sporty, a bit of a bully And her parents love her as well When her parents talk about her They're like people are jealous of her because she's a leader And one of her parents a cop So you're immediately like sus of her She goes to Florida on a trip with her parents They track the cyber bully number To Florida Yeah So that is She hands her phone in No records No records We are dealing with an absolute professional here folks Do we I think we do spoil it So we're going to spoil it now Okay Skip ahead Beep boop beep boop It's Lowe's mum It's the gag of it is It's the girl's mum It's the girl's mum It's Lauren Lowe's mum But the gag is She's been interviewed for the thing Yeah So she's doing the interview So you're like This woman's like interviewing about herself Yeah It's so gaggy Well that's what I So I Was trying to work that out in my head I was like When they started filming Do you reckon it was all post No no no I think Yeah all post No it wasn't during It was definitely after Okay But they did it so smartly Where you actually didn't know who it was And it turns out it was him Literally had no clue Maybe it was starting to realise Ten minutes before Because they did drop a slight hint I think it was like It could be apparent Yeah And then It turns out it was a himam But the best thing is The cop cam Has the footage of when they found out it was her.

19:57What did break my heart is when the dad came home and found out it was her. He was literally like, that was a broken man. He was like, please get out of my house. You're calling your parents now to pick you up because he's crazy. And the gag is, of all gags, is the girl still wants to hang out with her mum even when her mum's been telling her to kill herself. Could you imagine your mum texting you four times a day to kill yourself and that she was creaming over your boyfriend? She's a pedo. Yeah, that's the other part. is like she's like clearly wants to creaming creaming was crazy when the way she talks about the boyfriend is hyper hyper sexual yeah she only did like 12 months in the end or something crazy i'd love to know but we never found out who started it because somebody else started it i don't believe that do not so the mom says i didn't start this cyberbullying i just hopped on because I wanted to, like, kind of control the situation and maybe find out who it was.

20:56Who did it? Oh, you reckon it was just her straight away? I reckon it was just her the whole time. Fucking hell. Crazy. I kind of, one thing I didn't like about it, I feel like I wanted, I feel like they slightly gave her an easy treatment. Yeah, I think afterwards, which was, yeah, I agree. I at least wanted to hear from her own mouth how she was going to, she did say, like, I have a problem, But it's like, how are you going to... Rectify that. How are you going to rectify that? How are you going to make sure you don't fuck up your kid even more? Yeah. But it was really sad. But also, yeah, that scene where the cock cam comes...

21:30Is so worth a watch. Is Bort's office. It's when she's like, I didn't. When she's like, I didn't. And she's like, okay, I did. It's so good. It's so fucking good. And it does help that the mum looks like... She looks like an otter as well. Yeah, and you start to see videos of her on cruises when she was like 25. Yeah, she's like always been on a cruise. Yeah. Yeah. I love a cruise. Yeah. I've been on a couple. Tell me about a cruise. Have you been on a cruise? No. Oh my God, it's fierce. Where did you go on a cruise? All around the... Where's Italy? Is that the Atlantic? Uh, fuck. Specific? Atlantic.

22:06I went around there. Italy and Spain and France. No, the Mediterranean. But it's part of the Atlantic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went around there. How old are you? We set off on Barcelona Both times Yeah A teenager I think Did you kiss anyone? Oh no not too The second time We didn't Girl by that point I knew I was gay It's fierce And you just eat Everything Really? Everything The ice cream bar stays open You can't bank on that many Gays being on a cruise Unless you went on a cruising cruise Am I right? No No No I don't think Well unless you went on a gay cruise They do that But I bet that stinks If you know, you know.

22:48Hashtag douchey. You have an update for us on Kabbalah? Yeah, Kabbalah, Kabbalah. Iluzwe. Update on Kabbalah is the girl who's been helping Kabbalah who's not in the tribe, who's been going to charge in the power banks at the library has officially given up on the tribe. And so the head, the high priestess jumped on live and she was very cold and the guy asked her. So basically the whole thing is like, she's like, we need power banks. We need this, that, and the third. So basically their lifeline's gone and it's getting really cold and it's been rainy for days. And it sounds as though Kabbalah Kabbalah might be like...

23:24Reaching it. Or struggling at least because the kingdom is like, has lost its saviour. The saviour's gone to visit family and like gave up on the tribe. Yeah, why has the saviour given up? Because I think they just had enough. I think they just fell out with the tribe. Well, they just feel like used, yeah. and I don't want to go because then they're shunned by the town they're not allowed in the library and shit yeah so they've run out of power banks yeah go up not allowed I don't really know how they're going to get by especially in winter the minute it's winter they're like I'd be like right guys I'm not actually in the tribe I need to go home what's next for them?

24:02Kubala take New York Kubala's taking the Big Apple come along to see how the high priestess found her new life up on Broadway

24:13I'm never defying Forestry I'm flying high Is that a world exclusive? It came out this morning Is anyone else reporting this? Yeah, there are quite a few TikTok reporters now I'm like, you should get a live I see it, but they should get a live Talking about Charlie XX and George Daniel's second wedding Oh my god, did you see that girl that was like I got married at the same place Charlie O6 Which means I'm called in Charlie I'm like She got married at a wedding venue That you got married at Like Yeah Release it Isn't it Hackney Town Hall Or did she mean the place afterwards The Italy one And she's like Let me tell you how much it costs I'm like Get Get alive And leave our bestie alone Apparently Friend of the pod Yeah friend of the pod Shout out Charlie She actually said She was going to do a message for About Elon But she obviously didn't And that's okay Because she was getting married She's on a honeymoon She's on a honeymoon I was like Charlie I'm so sorry to bother you right now Yeah She's like lead any memorials.

25:09Yeah, yeah, she's fine. And we obviously got invited, but we were too busy. Yeah. Yeah, like, the rain. I was like, I mean, I've been cancelling all my plans. Yeah. I've just been trying to fucking finish a single. Yeah, yeah, do you know what I mean? So have I, like, we've been finishing the project, so like, Charlie, like, with all due respect, like. We're with our mixing engineers right now. Yeah, so instead of me, they invited, like, Hudson and I Hawken, I think instead of you, they invited my Healy. So I think that's fine. So they make up the spaces. It's a good sub. Which I think is fine, yeah.

25:33It's a decent sub. Yeah. But shout out to them and shout out to the Kabbalah tribe. We hope you kind of make it through this tricky time. Maybe you should kind of go into fringe politics. Try and make a name for yourself. Right now there's like two kind of political active movements. I'm not even going to go any further with this. Shout out to the Kabbalah tribe. Kabbalah, Kabbalah, Ily's way. Okay. You also have been shadow banned? Yes. We need to talk about this because I actually would like to say if anyone on here knows anyone on TikTok, I can't get it. I've been posting videos on both Instagram and TikTok.

26:13Instagram, 100k. Thousands of views. I got 100k views the other day. And then I got like another video. Yeah. And it got like however many thousand likes and then however many, whatever. I've been posting on Instagram. Flop Tina. I can't get more than like, I literally, it's a struggle for me to get 100 likes on Instagram. And it's been the same way. So I've gone back on my Instagram. Like, it kind of started when I posted a video of me smoking. So I was like, shit, is it that? So I deleted it. And I reported it to Instagram. They're like, we don't shadowban people. I was like, that's a lie. But like, it's a lie.

26:46So I think I've been shadowbanned, yeah. And I don't really know what to do about it. Well. They say you're meant to stop. But then also, like, I posted that TikTok of, like, my song. And then it got so much hate. So I just think it's just a bit skew-whiff at the minute. But they say you've got to carry on posting. so some people say stop some people say like you just gotta keep going yeah and like in your flop era and I've just in my because I'm definitely shadowbanged because like so for example the one I posted the other day the outright one which I was doing that yeah that has like I don't know for context to anyone who's not on TikTok could you just explain the TikTok okay so it was basically like me going this is for any of the outrights today and it's just me going like and then I put your old waist man but realistically so it's got and it had the wee music or something yeah the wee music underneath but um But it got 900 likes, right?

27:35Which should equate to 9 ,000 views. Usually it's like a one-tenth. Any people who aren't familiar in the game, that's a classic ratio for success. 5 ,000 views. So then realistically, it should then get... They're nerfing me. Yeah, they should get... And it happened again the other day when I did the trans thing. That has maybe 500 likes for like 2 ,000 views. I'm like, guys... And I did one the other day like, why are you running? And it was like, run is in the park. That was the same. And I'm getting good ratio. but it's just not pushing it. So I'm defo shadow banned. They are very they're very their AI reporting or shadow banning tool is very overreactive.

28:16Yeah. Have you tried, I'm like a fucking TikTok tech guy now, have you tried reporting it to TikTok? Yeah and they were like we don't do this. But you know what's more important i would say and i feel like we've spoken about before maybe off the pod yeah instagram's where it's at anyway well it is but like it's also my job and so like when the record label now has been like can you post more tiktoks it's like i need like i can't be posting stuff and getting like 30 likes yeah but you can do what nico b did what he's just made a burner on instagram really on instagram or on tiktok it's like purely uh instagram it's purely for jokes it's not he doesn't even do any music on there really um like even today like for example that 4 000 views 926 likes that's not working that one 500 views 3 000 views 500 likes yeah i think the only way that's look tiktok has never been reliable ever.

29:24But the only way through that is to keep posting. But also, just acknowledge that I haven't been doing as well on TikTok either. Yeah. It's not a reliable source of... It's really not. But then it's also kind of like... And I'm not being like, you know, someone will probably be rolling their eyes being like, she's been shadowbanned. But it's like, bitch, this is my job. Yeah. But also, I know that I'm clearly shadowbanned because straight-deaf is popping off at the minute on TikTok. That Bonnie Blue clip's gone up 200 ,000 views in like a day. What the fuck happened there? I know, did you see that?

29:50What's she done? I have no idea. I don't know where we've been replaced. Bonnie's done something in the past few days because our Bonnie Blue vid has been... It just popped off. Clip of the century. But, yeah. I mean, it's fine, but it's like... I think TikTok's washed. Because it's still really fun to use. Yeah. And it's great for building a new audience. But then once you're trying to speak to the audience that you've built, it sucks. It's not there, yeah. It's purely designed Or mainly designed for Like hopping on trends And then like trying to get the attention of people who have no idea who you are Yeah If you're trying to like appeal to An audience you already have Instagram's way better Also Does anybody, I don't know Not that it's the be all and end all Do brands really care about how many followers you have on TikTok Well no no no It's just more for like views and engagement When people ask for your analytics I'm just kind of like If there is anyone I've had people come up to me Before in London Fields Being like Willis is straight either And I work at TikTok So if that is you Please can you get me On fucking Chatterband Please Thank you Yeah could you do The little tippy typey And just Yeah could you actually Just like promote us Yeah Because they do do that Yeah They can do that I know they can They can push musicians I know Who they like And it's not an ad Hello Not us though Obviously Maybe us though Okay In other news this week Sue I think Strictly Come Dancing Yeah it's coming back And we're going to watch it Me, Laura And Bill and Zoe Are going to get ready And just watch it together Yeah you're welcome to join We're going to make roasts And stuff On Sunday probably For the results show What do they do On a Saturday Oh I don't know how it works So we do like the Sunday And we view it on a Saturday Rookie Noob I didn't realise That Your mum's on it I didn't realise Wait, so how did you find out?

31:47Because I was Googling her the other day. I was Googling your whole family. I was just interested and curious. Oh, I love that. I've done the same. Yeah. And I was Googling you the other day as I was Googling you and all my other friends that have Wikipedia. I found you in some very old forums. And I'm really glad that you went back to your sixth form and did his talk.