In short
The episode is a chaotic, comedic hangout covering: a Windows 11 “Unreal College Deal” ad (Microsoft 365 Premium + Xbox Game Pass Ultimate + custom controller); stoner/drug talk (weed vs cocaine effects, “don’t do drugs”); a debate about “I Love LA” (TV show) and posh/pretentious creatives; music reactions (Lola Young “Dopamine,” and Charlie XCX praising John Cale); a story about attending LNCC in Dalston and making shoes for a brand competition; and advice/rambling on social issues like chewing with mouth open and an age-gap flirtation advice question. Notable examples include London Fields “bunning a zoo,” cocaine cardiovascular harms, and the LNCC shoe-drawing mishap (“Zoella”/dick drawing).
Guests
none are interviewed in this episode; they discuss a “first guest episode” and tease upcoming guests (including “George Riley”).
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOHaunted House Stories
0:00 to 0:52
The hosts share amusing anecdotes about their experiences in a supposedly haunted house.
“And for a limited time, college students get the best of both worlds.”
Haunted House Stories
0:56 to 2:22
The hosts share amusing anecdotes about their experiences in a supposedly haunted house.
“Sophie runs because there's a ghost on our shoulder.”
Life Challenges and Relationships
2:22 to 3:30
A candid discussion about personal challenges and relationships with family and friends.
“This hasn't been fun for like half a year I've had to go and search Aline Really?”
Substance Use Perspectives
3:30 to 5:04
The hosts discuss various perspectives on drug use and its impacts on individuals.
“Been there No one's ever pissed in me before That's such a shame Why do you think that is?”
Health Risks of Drugs
5:04 to 6:26
An informative segment on the health risks associated with various drugs.
“the only person I know that really smokes weed a lot and it does affect him negatively but like he can do it a lot and be high functioning Is my dad.”
Discussion on New Music
9:11 to 12:44
The hosts discuss recent music releases and their thoughts on various artists.
“If anyone here is from Young, please get a run.”
Fashion and Brand Collaborations
12:44 to 14:01
The hosts reflect on a recent fashion event and brand collaborations they experienced.
“Does she help you when you think the house is haunted?”
Fashion Forward in Dalston
14:01 to 16:30
Explore a unique shop in Dalston that combines fashion with creativity.
Making Shoes and Night Out Stories
16:31 to 19:35
A humorous recount of a shoe-making event and the chaos of nights out.
“So then I was like, oh my god, puss, let's do that, my friend.”
Critique of 'I Love LA'
19:36 to 23:04
Discussion on the TV show 'I Love LA' and its portrayal of creatives.
“You literally have working class hero tattooed on your tits.”
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Sponsorship for Hand Warmers
23:05 to 24:11
A quirky sponsorship read for disposable hand warmers with a humorous twist.
“In this new cold weather, we would like to announce that we are partnering with Robert Dyess to launch their new range of disposable hand warmer pocket pussy doodahs.”
Conversations and Social Commentary
24:12 to 28:00
Engaging discussions on social dynamics, experiences, and opinions.
“Moulded to the mouth I'm stopping Go on Checking they do Checking they do pocket pussies for dogs Say something Say something Do you think they do Pocky Pussies for dogs?”
Generational Divides and Unforgettable Encounters
28:00 to 30:00
The hosts share amusing anecdotes about a chance encounter with Bjork and discuss social etiquette.
“And he's spitting out borlotti beans as he lectures you in generational divides.”
Navigating Flirtation and Age Gaps
30:00 to 31:28
A listener shares her complicated situation with an older man, sparking a discussion on age differences in relationships.
“So what was the question what do you do about someone who's chewing with their mouth open just fucking punch them in the face and spit in their mouth.”
Gaslighting in Relationships
31:28 to 32:44
The hosts express concern about the listener's situation, discussing gaslighting and relationship dynamics.
“When I was 22, I was with like a 29-year-old man.”
Ending Toxic Relationships with Humor
32:44 to 33:39
Advice is given on how to humorously end a toxic relationship, with playful suggestions.
Reflections on Previous Episodes and Guests
33:39 to 36:43
The hosts reflect on past episodes, guests, and the challenges of the current recording session.
“You never ask me questions What's your middle name?”
Final Thoughts and Audience Interaction
36:43 to 39:23
The hosts wrap up their discussion while expressing appreciation for the audience’s engagement.
“I love that man entirely and I just think he's the most gorgeous human being.”
Final Thoughts and Audience Interaction
39:53 to 40:12
The hosts wrap up their discussion while expressing appreciation for the audience’s engagement.
“You think you know a browser, but Gemini and Chrome, that's new.”
Transcript
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1:20I'm a licorice bitch You know I'm looking for I make hits motherfucker Do you jiggle your dick when your bitch pop in On the licorice spin Can I get you right
1:33I'll harmonize. But if you like your lady. Lord, I got some days in here to stay.
1:46Hey. Hey.
1:52So the house is haunted. So walk in, ghost. Sophie runs. Sophie runs because there's a ghost on our shoulder. We think the house is haunted. I spend the night here alone because my man has a job. Isn't he with his mum? Yeah, doing a job for his mum. Because he's kind. My man is kind. Does he get paid by his mum? Yes, because he's kind.
2:17It's the fucking funny farm. It's the funny farm. It's not the fucking weekend, though, is it? It's on Tuesday. I hate you. Really? Truthfully? This hasn't been fun for like half a year
2:37I've had to go and search Aline Really? I can't even talk to my mum anymore Because she keeps telling me to leave And I just don't know how Telling you to leave And if it wasn't for you guys For the fourth war You don't live with your mum? No But I live with No, leave this Oh This constitution That makes more sense That I've signed my life away to Well Guys Do you know that thing that Tom Cruise is? I think your mum's fucking capping What's Tom Cruise? A Scientologist Big time, big time Love Scientology We're basically Scientology but more fierce Why? Because we're a cult Probably What would What would be like the pillars of your religion?
3:23I got some shit I gotta say Lord I got some shit on you to stay Girl I got some piss up in my head Been there No one's ever pissed in me before That's such a shame Why do you think that is? I haven't really got there I haven't really been pissed on Very open to her and I say it to every single one of my partners And I would have been some partners Please just piss on me Piss on me Lads I was in Underfields today After getting my morning Yeah after getting my morning coffee what did you do in London Fields I was walking home and someone was bunning a zoo in London Fields and I was like in the morning queen I don't get how the girlies that wake and bake are weirdos you're weird and actually I think you've got more of a drug addiction than the girlies who are obsessed with kettle coke explain elaborate if you can't fucking turn your brain on without smoking a spliff should be shot like you got something wrong with you i wonder if i don't understand why people like let us be we're just stoners i'm like that's like someone having a pint of wine in the morning let me be i'm an alcoholic except it's a plant shut up boring it's not like oh no zoo at nine in the morning you're a weirdo mate but i almost look at it as a point of this is gonna sound terrible admiration or like wonder maybe is a better word.
4:51I don't know how there are so many people who are like incredibly high functioning weed stoners. Yeah because they smoke all the time I think you've got to be sad. I think you're depressed and your head isn't thin. Or you have an incredibly the only person I know that really smokes weed a lot and it does affect him negatively but like he can do it a lot and be high functioning Is my dad. No Wish bro he needs to chill up No it's my friend from I'm not going to say his name. Yeah, don't say his name. But he's extremely ADHD person. Maybe the most ADHD person I know. And it just... Well, my ex is ADHD.
5:25Smooths him out. And he did ketamine. Well... Because it just took him away from his brain. Did he do it in the mornings? Should we not go into this? Yeah, he did it all the time. Okay, great. The additional short-term effects of cocaine... It constricts at the blood vessels. It dilates the pupils, increases heart rate, blood pressure and body temperature in addition to the highly commonly oh my god this is so poorly written american addiction centers restlessness irritability anxiety paranoia tremor muscle twitches vertigo it really has some bad effects to the cardiovascular that's literally what they wrote acute hypertension and coronary spasm arrhythmia erratic dissection okay it's bad heart attack it's really bad for your heart we should get a doctor on to tell our viewers why coke is Or we get childlike sex on They should do a debate Yeah Yeah but like how am I gonna get through tour So guys Guys don't do drugs Don't do drugs Because it reminded me why you shouldn't do them And I gotta stop smoking I know you say Give my pussy to Jesus I know you say you're never gonna parent a child But if you did have one Don't want to be like that I know but if you were yeah would what would your drug policy be then be with them this is honestly I know it sounds really really peak but like that question's made something like dropping me really yeah I'm just like like I really hate thinking about it oh I'm sorry no no no not even like a sad or bad way it's just like I actually don't want kids that much right what would my drug oh like didn't even think about it I'm just like oh as in because it's because whatever you do you're gonna fuck the kid up Do you blow in your house?
7:13Do you have to force it outside? Like what happens? Do you blow what in your house? I'd be blowing them out in my house I'm kidding, I'm kidding Fuck the kid Yeah I don't know, not literally Ignore the kid's needs By getting down in the house Worst straight ever episode ever? Yeah, this could be it Kind of fun I feel free dopamine I can tell I just need this bo bo bo bo bo bo bo yeah bo bo bo bo I know it's just dopamine bo bo bo bo sucking on my titties clean bo bo bo bo ah dopamine the only dope I mean is the pussy on the screen Is the pussy in... My pH so clean. Is the pussy in this peen? And the way I'm sipping lean, the way I'm sniffing lean.
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9:19What was it about? Dopamine. Incredible. So good. Robin has saved us. Robin, come on the pod. If anyone here is from Young, please get a run. Saskia from Young. Oh, yeah. There's got to be someone from marketing that can get her on. We need her. We need her. Saskia will sort it. Saskia, if you're listening. Saskia. And always just Saskia. Great artwork. Great visual. Kind of exactly what a Robin song should sound like, but didn't feel old. Old. Yeah. Thank God Young have done a good release, because it's about fucking time. Joking. Do not hear Honey. Oh, for Young. Yeah. The young girlies are...
10:05Great artwork as well. So good. Dopamine. Say it one more time. Dopamine. Any other new music? We still haven't spoken about Charlie XCX. I'm about to cry in this house. I'm about to piss my pants. I'm about to clang in this trolley. Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley. ring ring ring goes the bell um i love it i wake up i listen to it i walk i listen to it it's so magnificent it's really wonderful to see charlie putting john cale on who's like this art pop hero of mine like on the scene because let's be real he's giving flop tina over the recent years and for her to pull him back out of the fucking ashes thank you charlie thank you mother thank you Charlie thank you mother for putting John on thank you that old decrepit wonderful bitch that fucking washed up whore that fucking washed up whore we haven't listened to you since you did that record with Eno bitch wake it up John where have you been faggot where have you been faggot we missed you we haven't seen you since the velvet we haven't seen you did you what where have you been so it's the soundtrack for wuthering heights by emerald pussy for now hello i never saw salt burn i know it's okay did you yeah but it wasn't gaggy i wasn't gagged i think the thing is the gays weren't gagged because licking come from a bath, been there.
11:55Done that. The sexually explicit stuff. God, it's so crazy. I was like, it ain't. Have you ever been obsessed with someone? No, clearly not. Right. Because I have. Yeah, like everyone got, I think I'm gonna die in this house. Everyone got a bit too excited. Remember how high Barry Keahan's stock was when? Yeah. And the world has just turned. The world has turned and left me here. And the chains of love shall break. The second single from the album. Have you seen the video? We watched it together yesterday, you fucking idiot. I've been busy. She's got back. What, is it like booty? Yeah. She's just a baddie.
12:41Yeah. Charlie, Charlie XX. When she's getting drunk. Charlie, the gag is, I actually think we're friends. And I know it sounds weird. What do you talk to Charlie about? Life. Yeah. Probably matter. Does she help you when you think the house is haunted? Sometimes. Sue, just chill. It's like, it's not even real. And I'm not saying that in like a weird parisocial way. You're dealing with trauma. I feel like we do, like, we could be friends. Oh, Sue thinks you could be friends with Charlie X, he X. Yeah. You can stay a fan, hoe. I'll be on a PJ. I don't need friends. Give a bill a PJ. Grr. Grr. We've got Interviewed someone later and we're hooked
13:26Wait Keep going I know Think I'm gonna die in the house Think I'm gonna die in this house Can I talk to you For a second
13:51Why don't you tell people what we did on Thursday, darling? What did we do on Thursday? Thursday morning On Thursday morning We were invited to By LNCC Which is Oh, Lena Cuckoo Lena Cuckoo Lena Cuckoo Which is a shop in Dalston Dalston And it's a fashion forward shop And it's space And co-working space And they stock like stony and like Nike and like Nike but like high end like collab like limited exclusive run but also all the cunt brands like Knoll Knolls and where it's where me and Sue had our ugly picture taken that we spoke about can we just shout out Charlotte from LNCC for ZZU kind to us and Lou and
14:47the other lovely one with gorgeous hair yeah thick brown hair yeah gorgeous gorgeous and she made cow shoes yeah so we had to make some shoes for the brand reference yeah a brand called reference from sweden from holland they were all dutch were they dutch basically we get we get to the fucking lncc there's fucking poppums pastries everywhere and uh we don't know we don't know who the fuck else is here turns out that we're making shoes and the winner gets their shoes sold in the lncc shop why the fuck they invited two fucking idiots to make shoes i don't know what chance we had sue wrote fucking zoella i drew a fucking dick on my shoe i don't think they were best fucking pleased but hey we had a good time he thought we were party girls as well Yeah One of the owners was like Patrick wanted to He was like You put a party in And we were like We don't party like that She's a blaze She just blazes it And stays in at night And I like to stay No the whole point was On Saturday You actually asked me How my night was I know how your night was Yeah because you asked me off air Because you went home And then Your friend was like There's a party two sheets away And so you went From one to four I went to the party high I went to the party blaze On weed on weed I smoked weed Yeah Promise he was on crack crack cocaine yeah so it made some shoes it was fierce so you wrote zoella reiki and praying um and louise yeah i was really happy with that but it wasn't about me was it oh god podcasts are hard um
16:33i guys i really don't know why we haven't got it together Because we're just tired because we're tired I had weird dreams last night I had nightmares and the devil was in the room then I had an asthma attack Sue and bareback with a devil last night and it was a rotted Thumb it in but yeah, so big talons he scratched my bum did he use his horns? I don't want to talk about it I don't want to talk about it What did you think Of the hottest New show I love LA I thought it was I love LA Don't be an idiot Don't be a fucking moron So Louis came around yesterday, forgot the microphone So they were like well what do we do Another evening So this was actually meant to be yesterday And he was like why don't we watch LA Let me do it in Louis' voice why did we watch Isle of Illy?
17:30So then I was like, oh my god, puss, let's do that, my friend. Minor Freundin. Hi, I'm so, I think I'm fingering children. Hi, I'm Louis. I've been in private school since I was four years old. And I'm like blending into the world of East London. Hi, I'm so, I think I marry a wannabe geezer who also went to private school. My boyfriend didn't go to private school. Yeah, exactly. But he might as well have. He might as fucking well have. It was a child actor.
18:02Hi, I'm Louis. I will be at the Royal Variety this year. I wish my voice was that posh, but I'm so much sexier than that. My voice was that posh, but... So watch I Love LA. It's fierce. Chat, turn on the camera right now. Chat, please. Chat, please. Chat, please look at the camera. Guys.
18:28what no suit um what did you think of i love la i loved it yeah it made me realize that we could probably get famous from writing a tv show and how many people do you reckon have reacted what if i did i love uk i love rumford i love bedford i fucking hate south end i think glasgow is fine. That's what my show's called. I think Glasgow's fine. Jerking. Glasgow forever. I do... Shout out Tracky. Tracky McLeod. Tracky McLeod. We love Tracky McLeod. I wonder how big the market is for a show about annoying posh, pretentious creatives. I'm not posh. You might as well be at this point, babe. I'm not.
19:16You switched up. Daggett. Is my boyfriend posh? Yeah. No. Yes. He went to normal school in a really posh area and I went to normal school in a really deprived area so that equates to not posh you like you go south you like to sometimes say a working class and then you like sometimes say a middle class I'm northern middle class wait I never said I was working class I've never You literally have working class hero tattooed on your tits. With a poppy.
19:49Working class hero is crazy, guys. I never said I was working class. Working class hero is something to be. You know what else? You know what else, you prick? You know what else? You know what else? You know how you hate the Beatles? I hate the Beatles. Well, guess who fucking loves John Lennon? Who? The man you love. The man you fucking love. How do you know that? Because he said a plasticono band is one of his top five albums ever. He just lies. He's lying to you right now. When did he say that? He kisses me on the cheek when you're not looking. When did he say that? He said it when he made me the most insane amount of mashed potato I've ever seen.
20:25I was here. Yeah, and we were talking about it. You're a liar. You weren't listening because you're making TikToks and you're scrolling and you're just being an awful person. That's just not true because he's never played that wasp around him. Do you know who he does like? Lola Young. Do you want to bet? No, because he's going to say it to prove me wrong Because he makes it feel small Why would I make this up? Because you're a liar I've never lied to you That's what rich people do I've never lied to you, ever You're lying, don't pay taxes
20:53I do pay my fucking taxes You cow Offshore 50p to Switzerland My mum votes for labour, she's definitely never awarded tax Labour? After all the trans rulings I know well she's obviously the courtroom's coming inside the house mum's obviously a tough guys this is a really cooked episode this is so cooked this is like the best episode what if what if what if what if what if we're having a breakdown I think that's funny so do we have any I love LA takes yeah I loved it I thought it got good I thought it I thought it took a bit of time warming up Two hasn't watched. I just skipped episode three. Episode one or two.
21:39I thought episode one was a bit fucking boring. Oh, was it? I think it's hard when you're making a show about, like, inherently annoying people. Yeah. That, like, most of society finds annoying. Awful, yeah. Kind of pretentious. Yeah, as we say, posh creatives. But then once they upped the stakes, once they, like, put a little bit of drama in it and introduce someone who was worse than all of them. Yeah. It got really fun. And... Oh, so little catty. Little catty. Do I have any I Love LA? Oh, yeah. So I think, are you going to use Rachel Sennett's example of going from social media comedian to movie star to launch your career into Loose Women?
22:30Yeah, probably. Yeah? Yeah. I mean I could probably be an actor at this point No I meant loose women I could probably do that as well Loosely women What do you think you can't do? Not much I think I could do a lot of things That's nice I could be an actor there's probably some casting director there I want her front and centre With a big sloppy I could do that too Big wet one
23:00Cool so that was the straight diva take on I Love LA I Love LA
23:10what else has happened I don't know honestly we might have got some good clips out of this I was looking at our it's cold yeah it is getting cold did you read that off my screen no but it is cold do I have you write that yeah that's how it's getting cold that's how peak it is I'm not even looking at the camera. I'm just like in your face. It's getting cold. What are you? Chestnuts roasting on a fucking fire. Cocaine dripping from my nose. In this new cold weather, we would like to announce that we are partnering with Robert Dyess to launch their new range of disposable hand warmer pocket pussy doodahs.
23:58Yes. And at only£9.99 £9.99 Using the code Queer Adjacent Yeah, spell that You can get A free pocket pussy Yes Moulded to the mouth I'm stopping Go on Checking they do Checking they do pocket pussies for dogs Say something Say something
24:33Do you think they do Pocky Pussies for dogs? Yeah Probably So
24:42Ow Don't hit her Don't hit her You hit her all the time She's a dog
24:51Music Slash comedy For hot people You're not hot Thanks Your audience isn't hot Yeah they are It's lame as fuck to direct something to just hot people
25:07Is this a riddle? No I just think It's like Think of something new It's like Girls, Gays and Ladies Yeah I make music for hot people Oh you mean that Okay I don't know I want to make music for Uggers Yeah Because we can't leave out the ugly people Where the bricks at Where the bricks at Where the bricks at Where the bricks at Maybe I was possessed last night Who wants an agony hunt Yeah
25:48What time are we at 32 minutes
25:56yeah maybe we should do something where we just like keep we can't stop recording until we get like really push ourselves you know really push ourselves what what do you want to talk about i don't know what do you want to talk about when you suck mad it's a bit funny how we're like yeah we're gonna start doing two episodes a week gonna go crazy because we don't do anything other than drugs just podcasting you don't have any experiences okay love you love the pod you really crack me up 29 years old girly basically my mate chews with her mouth open and it grosses me out how dare I deal without offending
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26:52that's not a good idea well I have a friend who does this and I've still not told them to this day so I'm not a good person to ask it is one of those things that is so deeply ingrained in someone that it's quite deep it feels quite sacred to tell someone could you not chew with your mouth open you fucking ogre It's gross. I don't know how you... I can't sit next to people that do it. Okay, so you're at the dazed dinner. Yeah. The dazed Christmas dinner. I'm sat next to you in Lord. And Barnaby something from somewhere. Yeah. And Barnaby's telling you about this article he wrote about how... like Gen Z are being like old age is being more vilified than ever.
27:50People are being called Unk. Yeah. And the picante chili is all over his teeth. And he's spitting out borlotti beans as he lectures you in generational divides. Yeah. What the fuck do you do? Ha ha. Ha ha ha. I just turned to you. Bitch. Do you just laugh? Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Bitch. And then fucking stinks, mate. Okay. Right. But I'd be like, bitch. Yeah. What like is that? And then I look at everyone else. I look at Lord and I'd be like, she'd be like, I know. Oh. I was having Malaysian on Friday night. Yeah. I was in the Malaysian restaurant with Bill. I was eating the Malaysian food.
28:49Guess who walks behind me with her kids? Malaysian? Yeah. Just simply guess. My ex-girlfriend. No. Guess who walks behind me and has been eating at the same restaurant as me? I don't know because I... Bjork! Why? Bjork! Why did you get that from Malaysian? Because we were at a Malaysian restaurant. Oh, sorry, darling. I thought it was a Malaysian celebrity. No, it was Bjork. That's fucking insane. So we were eating Malaysian food. Yeah. Did you say hi? That's like, no. Because she walked behind me, but she proper looked like Bjork. Was she wearing shades? If I was Bjork, nah. She was in like a big Bjorky coat and she was with her two kids.
29:28It was fierce. I assume they're her kids. What do you reckon Bjork's like with her kids? Fierce as fuck. Like, I bet she keyed down. Do you reckon she enforces? Bjork, I was like, Bjork? I wasn't bill was I turn around as I can see her in the mirror what was she eating I don't know like she was leaving and we like sat three cuz share your lax with your sister I love her share with your
29:59All right out of ten I'm struggling today So what was the question what do you do about someone who's chewing with their mouth open just fucking punch them in the face and spit in their mouth. Kick the nitty. And say, were you leaving it open for a reason? Oh, sorry. Fatty. Yeah. No, don't do that. Just make a joke about it. And then self-deprecate. Or stop being friends with them. Hey, Sue and Lou. Love the pod so much. I'm 22. Pansexual girlie have been in a flirtation relationship with a 35-year-old man from Astrid, you know. Deeply regrettably. I like him he's uncomfortable about my age so we've never even kissed but I have had so many conversations acknowledging that there is more between us than friendship and the signals are more confused than the plot of Vampire Diaries as in he takes me out to dinner we cuddle etc etc but he also somehow pins the entire blame on me for making it flirty when I'm not the one initiating most of it and he's the one who's uncomfortable with the age gap even though I can't really do much about that I know I need to have a conversation where I say that we either date or he gets over my age or we're friends and then I need to put boundaries in place so that it doesn't constantly feel like more.
31:10I just don't know the best way to go about it because I don't want to make it awkward. Love you both. Any advice at all? Also, I said that 20-something girls need to unionise against the stage-something men. That's where every woman I talk to has had a similar thing and it seems specific to a South East London problem. Okay, let's make this up. When I was 22, I was with like a 29-year-old man. Weird. That is strange. Why are you dating me? Sorry, what was the age gap there? Uh, 30s to 22 Um It sounds like you're kind of being gaslit Low key Yeah, because he's like fucking about with you and then like blaming you Yeah Men will do anything to blame you, babe Like look at Louis He blames me all the time And when are women going to realise that they are the problem?
32:01Hi guys, welcome to Loose Women And today we're going to talk about are women the problem? no sorry women are not the problem um i i think the writing is on the wall for this guy um that is a pedophile i mean it it's not great i wouldn't assume that a relationship between a 30 someone in their 30s and a 22 year old would be that pedophilic great um i could imagine there being very very few exceptions to that rule that being said it's not a great footing or foundation for a successful relationship i'd say what's worse is that he's like blaming you when he's clearly indulging it yeah so i would just ask you simply what makes this guy's dick so good so much better than yeah like you are asked yeah he's older and probably die 10 years before you yeah and like is he the only reason you go older is because they're minted um yeah think forward girl and be smart and what use is money when you're 22 really um i guess quite a lot actually yeah but um no get the fucking put him in the bin get a gun um and find someone new and a bit more respectful I would say and get him like some kind of get him some sort of jokey present that like tells him you're a fucking gaslight nonce like a whoopee cushion and say thanks for the fun but you're a prick thanks for the memories we're going downtown and it'll be around and sugar we're going down swinging being number one with a bullet I only got a complex Caught getting bullied It's going down, down Down, down Down, down Down, down Tap, tap, revenge 2 Tap, tap, tap, tap, revenge How did you feel about having a guest, PonderPod?
34:18You never ask me questions What's your middle name? Can I have three guesses? Yeah George Nope Louis
34:30Louis Louis Ravens Louis Louis Ravens Okay let me guess Louis Edward No good guess Robert No I've had three guesses Okay what is it? Christopher Oh I would never guess that I would guess a mad middle name
34:49Bartholomew It's close Wait have you changed your middle name Or are you telling me what's your birth That's a trick question Do you want to do my birth one
35:01Pisshead Yep Got it in one And your new one is Piers Piershead No what did you I don't have a middle name now Me and Bill both dropped middle names Well so Bill had one and then dropped it Why? And he changed his name officially to Bill May I ask why? Is it deep? Is it sacred? No, I just didn't want it What's the point? No, no, no Bill's He just didn't want it Well Well, because his name isn't William His name's Bill Like his legal name is Bill B-I-A Is he a legal citizen of the country?
35:41Has he got papers and that? Yeah If I ring up the home office tomorrow Yeah, they'll know him Because I might just get him deported To where? Richmond Jersey Fair Jersey Is Jersey part of the UK? Yes What did I think of our first guest? Yes Lagoon If you for some weird reason haven't listened to our episode of Lagoon It was so much better than this episode I know guys, I'm sorry What's wrong with us? I haven't eaten today Yeah neither We must have some dinner I thought you had an almond croissant Fine I had an almond croissant Being fat shamed I really enjoyed it I found it very relaxing Because I could just basically sit back And just ask fun questions And then put in some wisecracks Every now and then I don't why crack I think the glory hole I think it would be unfair to assume that all our guests will be as eloquent as looking though we got some cool guests coming we do have some cool guests going and if you have any suggestions for guests let us know what did you think of our first guest episode yeah he's also so beautiful.
37:14I love that man entirely and I just think he's the most gorgeous human being. He's very nice. He's a very kind man and he's very, very talented and he loves the decks. But what's the point in being kind if you're not also funny? Who the fuck is Madeleine?
37:32Mid source.
37:37Oh, you got a message? Oh, it's from the group gen. Is that an episode? I can't go on I simply can't And it's not even I'm not enjoying it guys No I just haven't like Fueled my tank You know what it You know what it is yeah I reckon there could be Some good clips out of today But I reckon Clip As a listening experience Of 45 minutes Was rough Literally like anything We tried to speak about We couldn't offer any it wasn't like we weren't even being funny like we just couldn't even develop an argument or an answer. Like the I Love LA segment was awful. What did you think of it? It was fine. Not really anything to happen this week, guys.
38:23And we had a couple of drinks on the weekend. We sent it. Maybe we need an intervention of some kind. Yeah. We need lunch. Or maybe we just need to eat. But Lord Lord, pray that we, George Riley, gets better treatment than this. George Riley's our next guest. And then next week we have... Not going to say it. Don't say it, yeah. Yeah, nice. We've got some very nice guests coming on, you know. Yeah. Some proper nice gal. Yeah, some proper... They're all gal at the men. Long may it continue. Bring the gal. Where the gal? I'm going to call it now. Sorry, girl. I might just keep going. All right. I'm going to go to Sharpest.
39:11Okay, sweet. No, only joking. I couldn't possibly do it alone. I'm a little bitch.
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