harry potter went to sunny beach bulgaria

0:00hi everybody hi you dr nick let me turn myself down hello hello hello hi everyone do i sound like anything ooh talk hello do i gotta go hello listen to me oh is that better now there yeah perfect okay great hi everyone hi everyone one and all hi to straight diva hi to straight diva hey hey to pan diva yeah we've got bill in the building louis still away um recuperating yeah we barely spoke it's actually been weird to like have a lack of louis yeah um it was a stressful week last week trying to upload the pod uh not the maize yet but the other app i thought it was a quite stressful week but we did it thank you for the wonderful response from the maizey app yeah thank you I gained two followers on Instagram so that's great and uh the feedback from Teddy was brilliant so thanks Teddy hi um um and I I'm also self-conscious when I was listening to bits of the podcast I didn't listen to the whole thing because I was there but um I realized I have a bit more of a sort of nasally voice so it's really lucky that last night we were drinking and smoking because I think I sound a little bit more, I think I've got quite a nice tone right now because I think really Louis has a nicer voice.

1:38Yeah, I mean, I have quite an easily voice. I got a tranny voice, honey. People won't be falling asleep to this episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wake the fuck up. Tune the fuck in. Sophie's there. Give us a meow. Nope. Can you give us a meow, honey? No. Sophie we're going to try it one more time for audio listeners Sophie can you give us a meow honey she's saying girl fuck off leave me alone so this is my boyfriend Bill if you don't know um hi um we live together that's okay this is our bed this is our marital bed we're in bed because um I'm feeling a bit lazy and tired today as I said we did go out drinking last night we went to we can say really we went to see our friend Antonia what do you mean we can say well just like top secret we try not to dox where we drink oh because we're alcohol and we don't want to dox where we drink the spot yeah we don't want to block a spot but we didn't go there last night so we went to see our friend antonia play hey is tones on instagram tony was amazing t-o-n-i-a and she was phenomenal amazing vocals and the george tavern never been before really proud yeah i know it as a like an iconic music venue grassroots music venue yeah phenomenal sound um by the team there so shout out to the george to the george haven't chat to george and her tavern honey this is me trying to replicate louis on the podcast by being like talking about nerdy music shit that i don't actually know about so yeah and then we went there and i went to satan's whiskers which is actually charlie xx's favorite cocktail space on top jaw yeah you know what i get it now lovely cocktail and how's this for a touch how is this for a touch this is for us um the table next to us the guy like comes over with the drinks and comes out with this like it looks like a wine bottle but then he pulls the top out and it's like those cigarette holders and it splays out and like they pick one each and we're like whoa that's amazing and he's like yeah like people don't necessarily like to smoke and buy cigarettes but everyone wants a cheeky little ciggy when they're having their fun they're out at the cocktail bar and so we're like why not make this a thing and it's it's on the house it's just a like kind little and so we were like please literally i was saying on the house the cocktails were quite expensive well it's cocktails in it yeah it's cocktails but we you are also looking at the bill like do you think they charged us for those three marlborough lovely and they weren't they weren't marlborough they did not go down as easy as a marlborough in my opinion no they were marlborough how do you know because they said marlborough on it oh they're not they were red so they were red They're not scrimping and saving them.

4:16They weren't golds, I'll tell you that for a fact. No, the Benson Hedges here. And I went for my... Also, the staff, sorry. The staff were so lovely. Lovely. Couple fitties. If we were open, we would have tried to munch and crunch. Yeah. The bar staff, probably. One day, apparently we're working up to that. Well, we're not. I just said one day, hypothetically, because I really don't want to be open. It makes me feel quite anxious. But if we got cross-positioned by Troye Savan, we would. Yeah, that's exactly what I said. And if like, as we continue with our life, Bill doesn't know what film he's going to get next.

4:49He might meet Troy's fan or - You might go on tour. Yeah, I might meet Tyler, the creator, and he might say, God, you're sexy, I want to shag you. And I say, you can't shag me alone. I have a blue-eyed baby at home that wants to shag him too. Cool. Do you know what I mean? It's like a hall pass, but we have to be there together. It's a me too. Who is our other one? Oh, and Casey Frey. Casey Frey. Casey Frey's our hall pass. Casey Frey, my love. of case of a hit us up because we will i don't know we probably won't do anything yeah we'd probably panic do you feel like we're um um like jamie lang and what's her name like laura her boo boo no because they're rich no because they went to private school speak yourself on it oh yeah that's probably what louie feels like yeah i don't i don't find them entertaining i don't think it's for us really their podcast is called nearly weds newlyweds and then nearly parents it's fine ours is called Never Gonna Be Parents Got a Cat Could Be Open Could Be Open as long as you are Casey Frey Charlie the Creator Troy Sivan Troy Sivan do you know who's looking fit at the minute?

5:56Louis' brother yeah Alfie Brown's looking good at them and Alfie Brown he won't miss them but he's been uploading clips and I thought god you're looking lovely yeah good friend but yeah so we're excited take to the whiskers got absolutely trashed i went to the doctors the other day to get my vocal nodules looked at because i thought i had nodules because it's a professional single turns out i don't i have a deviated septum because he was like was there trauma there you've broken your nose and as a kid i broke my nose but like i felt the doctors and they were like she'll be fine turns out i wasn't fine i had a broken nose so falling at the doctors is really yeah and my nose is like pissing blood and they're like yeah she just like hurt herself we've seen it a million times before i broke my nose anyway so they checked it they put a camera up this nose checked my thing they said like swallow and they swallowed honey oh my god and then they tried to put it up this one you can't get it up they couldn't even get the camera up and then he asked me the dreaded question dun dun dun do you do cocaine and I said no and he said good because you shouldn't do cocaine through deviated septum by the way guys and then for anyone that knows that you shouldn't do cocaine full stop so for the girls who do cocaine with a deviated septum you should sprinkle it in your drink or put it on your gums yes um and then kick the habit girl or kick the habit get into smoking or eating chocolate um but final bit on that is i don't have vocal nodules and i was or any vocal damage he was like you're so healthy and i thought god they picked me of health and i'm laying yeah that's crazy so then now you've got no excuse yeah since i've just been drunk um but i've decided i was googling which is a brilliant thing that our friend Dino says is he says if you google if you're an alcoholic you're probably not an alcoholic because you're panicking you are an alcoholic so then I googled it and then I watched a video sorry and then I was watching it's hard this podcasting isn't it just interrupting you all the time but it's like it was I had a an inkling that I was but I'm not because she's like you can enjoy a drink and have a life surrounding drink which I think ours is best believe we enjoy it because I can't stop we can't stop No, that's can't.

8:07We won't stop. I just can't bother. I like it. I like a drink. Speaking of. But I'm going to stop talking about that topic now because I feel like I said it all the time. What? Stopping drinking, yeah. Oh, stopping it. Speaking of starting it, where were we this weekend? Oof, oof, oof, oof, oof. Sunny Beach, baby. We were in Sunny Beach, Bulgaria, honey. My mum is in Bulgaria. She goes out there for a couple months over summer. Just to relax. summer my mom is like she quit her job last year and she just didn't go back she walked out one day honey and she never went back she said i had enough i've done that job my whole life and she walked out but i'm not going to tell any information my mom because she'll hate that but we went there and we had an absolute laugh we saw the elvis tribute act we saw the elvis tribute act which was fun but also not really our back although as we walk in over to this particular bar um he was playing um in the ghetto which i think is one of my favorite elvis songs in the ghetto i forgot to send myself so you were supposed to do the high bit in the ghetto thank you um i forgot to send myself the fucking um oh they might come up on my laptop the agony aunts um so we we were in um sunny beach i've never been to bulgaria before didn't really know what to expect it's very brits aboard but it's quite so brits aboard but when you lean in if you can't beat them join them and you 100 % have to join them um we went to all the british bars all the pubs um giant beers beers two euros a pop there's no such thing as like the bulgarian cuisine in sunny beach there obviously is in bulgaria and i'm sure it's fab but we did not see that we were having chips and rice and curry at pub yeah basically um which is obviously very british um and we loved it and then we were just staying at the beach really we just went to the beach where my mom took our mom to the beach my mom's not gonna go to the couldn't go to the nudie beach because his mom came with i don't know if that's true because i went to the nudie beach at the end of the holiday and a little splish and a splash but that one there were two different nudie beaches it was so gay the one in like nesa bar the old town is like it's for the straights and it's for like people who just want to get the kit off and enjoy the sun but then the one on sunny beach is like gay honey head back into those sand dunes and i'm sure there's all sorts of sucking dick and cock and you did it at my birthday dinner i didn't well yeah we didn't do it but in those moments i look at all the gays cruising and kissing and cuddling i'm just like good for you girls like good for you but like it could never be me because i'd just be embarrassed walking up like hey how are you i would like a kiss too yeah it's not i mean like who wants to kiss on me and then if anyone if everyone turns around i'll be like i'm gonna kill myself i think i just get the most unfortunate ones i know or like you walk or i how i see it happening is i walk into the sand dunes everyone's like whoa and everyone follows me and i'll be like a bit like jesus and then i just have to get like came on like um the pied piper yeah and all the rats are like yeah yeah yeah yeah it gives a bit of that oh wow there's just like stream and i'm like you you you in this bush that's what i do you sort of pick them like um yeah like at pe yeah like yeah yeah who's getting picked last yeah show us your choppers then that's what yeah you said what happened is i'd walk into the forest and they were like why is she here and i'm like yeah but bill did get naked had a nice swim in the sea which is i just love it guys i just love being at one with nature it makes me feel gorgeous if i'm honest um yeah yeah that's why we're looking so tan and gorgeous yeah and then we tan i think was really campus having a bikini line i really love that um but i was after the four days that we were there i was tired of i think with transness is i think if i walk past you i think you think that's a girl but the minute i speak it's like oh girl who brought the man and so it was a lot of that where like a waiter would come over and be like and for miss and then he'd look at me and i'd be like can i have the fish please and then his immediate thing would change fish coming right i was getting clocky honored in bulgaria to be fair girls clocky honored gorge honored it was like have you seen that video of jules lebron can we just i think it's interesting to like note on sorry lebron but wait one sec that like getting clocked is also not necessarily like bad because you know like you can get well you can get clocked by a transphobe obviously that's bad because then like found one but also like you can still get clocked by someone and they'll be like good for you girly yeah yeah like you know but there was a lot of clock whereas in the uk like no one really clocks you because they're like you're just trans do you know what i mean yeah i do know what you mean but also i think if someone i think in a environment or a place where perhaps good catch thank you transness isn't so um like visible i like it is whether or however you feel about it it's like a it piques one's interest and don't get me wrong you don't want to fucking be like i don't know the spokesperson of transness or like hey i'm the first trans person you've ever met but it's not necessarily like them going like get out no for sure but also at the baseline it's just kind of like it's it's fear on your end that you're like oh god what's this going to turn into is the thing i can't no i yeah yeah i can't imagine but um not me like defending the community of sunny beach being like bill's like actually Clothing's fine And straight people are trying You were getting some funny looks But some of them didn't mean ill But what if they were fierce?

13:42But what if they were kind? Like of course But no one like Instantly warmed and smiled at me Is it? It was like Is that what you It was like men Men would come up to me And talk like this Hi what would you like? And then I'd be like Can I have this? And I'd be like okay And then they'd turn away from me Yeah The whole time Coming right up sissy queen yeah oh oh you want the fish yeah it looks like two of us are serving fish you want the fish i know you do bitch get your face done ho like i like i knew it'd be like yeah i want that i want them to come up to me and be like are you bimini bamboo lash right yeah you know what i mean i want them to be what's your go fund me yeah am i not allowed to say that yeah good job it's really scary um speaking of everyone's got a gofundme at the minute and that's and that's that and look if you've got money to give you should give money there we go next and if you don't want to I just feel like everyone's starting to go for me recently don't feel guilty in my head I was maladaptive daydreaming earlier and I was I convinced myself someone was going to sue me and I was like if I got sued I would take it to Instagram and be like please I need lawyers just to sue back and then I thought to myself why have I just dreamt up that scenario and now I'm nervous that I'm going to get sued Speaking of sort of Public call outs For support within the trans community Did you see the actor Who was in Camp Miasma Sex and love in Camp Miasma And when the TV glows And he is the sister By TBT, the sibling In In Another show another one no in in a typical ah but i thought what was really interesting was he wasn't necessarily he wasn't like calling out for support in a like yeah he said someone cast me i need health insurance he was saying i yeah i need to get a job in the next month otherwise i don't get sag and then i don't get my health insurance and as we've learned from our american-based friends you need that that's crazy yeah america is america's great if you're rich turns out though he's got jobs coming out his ears now is he oh yeah so um good so while i'm here do you mind if i just use this platform yeah please i also um need my sag and uh i've only got um a week actually it's this one's desperate um so if anyone wants to need um anything really involved in film but mostly acting.

16:23I would love to do it. Please, please. Did you see the text I sent today? What?

16:31Our friend Jess is in the new Monster Show, the new Ryan Murphy Monster Show. Yeah. So go watch that. Our friend Jess is in it. But her husband directed it and works quite closely with Ryan Murphy. Ryan Murphy said he's going to bring back Glee. Wow. So I texted him this morning and I said, this is what it must have felt like when Jesus returns on Easter Sunday. And... In that Jesus isn't real and nor is Glee coming back. Babe, I'm just making sure. I'm just making sure that I'm noting to the notable people I would like to be in it. Ryan Murphy... Me and Glee, the trans one, the brick that sings, Honey.

17:17Me and Glee. Me and Glee vibes. Would be fab. and we'd all love it but I think what Ryan Murphy said was he did write a Glee reboot with the original cast in mind and just finished it the day before the Monster premiere and he was sending it out watch the video again it's just happened oh right okay he's not like this isn't an old video he's just said it I mean half of them aren't even alive so I'm mentioning to everyone who knows Ryan Murphy that I want to be in it okay me and Glee vibes the British break also fuck it me too yeah yeah how the fuck are we getting on Glee bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum in the night so if you're like girl me at regionals I could do it I've got it in me you can do it the British brick thanks so can you I love you I'm going to check the camera still recording and then we're going to do some PR unboxing oh really

18:14is it nice framing is this like inappropriate being in bed on the podcast? No, it's fun. It's fun. Hi, everyone. I'm back. I didn't even edit that out. So we have... Our gorgeous friends... You preempting that you can't be fucked. I will have to edit it out if I'm like untucked, but I am untucked. So if you see not... Actually, enjoy it. Scroll back, screenshot it. 47 Skin DM'd us the other day and said, would you and Louis like some skincare? I said, yeah, go on. So they sent it me and I thought, I'm going to unbox it with Bill we're going to pick what we like and we keep the rest of Louis okay deal because you're not here honey and like that's just the way so it's a lovely box

19:01and I just want to thank the person that sent this I can't check your name because my phone's recording but you're lovely and you're a fan of the pod so we love you shout out 47 skin would you like me to hold the mic up and you can rifle through the box as I no I think it should be fine oh you've got you can do it one handed yeah I think so oh Sophie tell you what sophie's gonna love this sent me some stuff oh wow there's loads of stuff so we've got an everyday cleanser so oh i assume it's one each everyday cleanser thank you for that we have a serum anti-blemish and scar repair oh girl she heard that we had acne honey oh it's like one each okay that's great so we can just save this for louie so oh i thought one for me one for you i was like um guys daily spf 30 as well well winter's coming yeah exactly Exactly, it's perfect for a winter.

19:49And it's enriched with silver chitterderm. And then there is a silver mask. Oh, we should put this on. Yeah. Obviously skincare is super important. Super important. And guys, remember you need to combine this with hydration. Yeah. Drink water. Stop drinking. Find out what your... That was fun. Take it from your auntie and your uncle Bill. Yeah. Stop drinking. What, are we not doing the mask thing? Can't be far. what are we putting on now alright fuck it I know it's been fun isn't it right okay so that's a bit of fun thank you 47 skin we just thought that would be funny because I could have put it like you know I could have just put it on my story but I'm not bothered so now you've got a video so I love you to the person that sent that thank you so much I'll put your name in here oh perfect gently apply to clean dry skin I've got clean dry skin just a shower I don't but two to three times a week to moisturise firm smooth and heal for 25 to 30 minutes.

20:48So that's how long we've got left in the poddy, guys. Oh, great. So you can do the first bit and I'll... Okay, sorry. I'm used to Charlotte Tilbury cream and, you know, she has like a lid under the lid. But that's fine. Right, okay. So I can entertain everyone. I've just... I've got a song coming out tomorrow called Island. You should totally check it out. It will be out tonight. and it's a song that i wrote about my ex-boyfriend oh god this thick mask it's a song that i wrote about my ex-boyfriend and we took a trip to ireland and i was like god we're failing aren't we and he was like yeah tbh in the relationship yeah like he was like there wasn't even any like you know um you know we'll be fine it was just kind of like i'm not going to go in the ins and outs because also there are people that listen to this pod that has come up to me and said i know exactly who it is and then said his name and i was like yeah fair dude and i wish him all the best but i wrote this song called island with my friend jordan and then we took it and then we played it at southpac center and at southpac center everyone was like i need this song and that was like a year ago and i've had to go sign a record deal and i've had to go do all the things but we're finally putting it out and i'm so excited and i think it's a really good song and it's for the yearners out there you deserve to feel good oh wow you've really got in your face that's fierce oh well Can you give them a review of Ireland?

22:12I've gone for my T-zone I love Ireland A real belter Lovely vocals Fantastic live Check it out in November No doubt when Sue is playing more Live gigs, there are still tickets available for the second show For the second show So you're going for more of a Tap tap tap apply, it's a mask I know but I don't really know what it looks like Yeah, it's a tiny pot And this wasn't even planned. So here we go. So there we are. Anywho.

22:46Do you want to talk more about music? How are you feeling? I'm feeling really good. Spoiler alert, I finished the next project as well. Do you know what it's going to be called? Can you reveal or is that too soon? No, I'm not going to reveal it. It's going to be, once Ireland comes out, you're going to have a month of no music and then we're going to be back again with something we're filming next week. It's going to be Warping, honey. And I'm super excited to share with him because I'm turning this belt around and I'm really, really grateful. I'm never going to stop straight either, just to let everyone know.

23:12But I am really, really grateful that I've been able to move to music because that was all I ever wanted to do. That's the only reason I'm in London. I was doing music for years and years and years and no one cared who I was and then it turns out talking about fisting online gets you quite far. And now I'm so lucky that I'm in this position where I'm able to... That's where I've gone wrong. Yeah, I know. You need to talk about fisting. Yeah. I love to get fisted in Hollywood. and on stage at the box honey at the box we've never been to the box together no I went once I think I saw someone like piss in a shoe or something I've seen some shit in there I mean we never paid had a snog and then saw him in a sauna like quite recently actually and was a bit like well that's odd because now we're just like both sat there in the saunas did you ignore each other kind of yeah that's so funny i know i hate that i'm so bad at that i'm actually very shy was he fit um he might be listening yeah he's yeah yeah good for you um yeah i when i used to go to the box we used to basically go with like the promoters because they basically used to just like give free drinks to people who looked weird and so i was there kind of like you get a free bottle and you just get absolutely mental and drunk and i've seen some shit in there girls i've seen some shit in there literally yeah got lap dances and stuff and i was just sat there like this yes but it's still kind of like people love it it's still kind of straight got a hot thing about it still yeah it's just for basically the whole gag about it is like just transness it's just basically chicks with dicks like doing random stuff that's basically it rock on you're alive honey yeah um but yeah i would like to talk about the brick well this is the thing i was just scrolling through my phone one to see if i had anything to uh add to culture but i realized that we've been bricked up all week yeah um we've got the little like square that you tap your phone on and it like blocks your instagram and your tiktok or whatever apps that you want to sort of um avoid distractions which ultimately has been a good thing i read more i have just been a little bit more present and you notice how often you like yeah reach for instagram just to look even in the studio the other day i was like recording a vocal and i go to sit down after i record this vocal i'm already on instagram and i literally said to everyone i like showed them and i was like i'm like whilst walking back here like literally here to there like literally here to where you are three steps i'd pulled up instagram and it's like was if i was looking at it's just so so i was like i've been getting bricked up girls it does help it helps focus i've started doing some stuff that i've wanted to do for a while i was playing guitar all day while watching big little lies also i think it's better than just like deleting the app or like getting rid of instagram or whatever because i think one you gotta allow yourself some little sweet treats so i do my little scrolling in the morning and two like my sister said she was the person who recommended getting a break to us but um she said that when she had deleted instagram she actually felt kind of like disconnected from the world culture and so it's nice to get a little balance i'm still still doing a bit of a scroll but then like once the day starts because i think i mean i don't do stuff half the day anyway because once i the thing is lazy at the moment lazy at the moment i think that's the thing is i have oh my god it's like pva glue it's coming off like pva glue that's crazy um did you ever do that thing in nursery where you're not a nursery school where you put pva glue on your hands before assembly just peel it off for assembly that's adhd i don't have that's adhd mama um but i yeah the brick is it's actually really fierce and because you use this code and get 10 yeah no that's not already i wish but um but we were my job is online and but once you posted like you don't want to see how well it does like you just want to like post and go and disappear and hope that it does good later um and that it's been helping with that i've been posting TikToks and I've been floating into the UFA and I've been like happy with how they have like existed without me without me just staring at them counting the likes doing more guitar practice doing more guitar practice I was learning you belong with me shall I do it now doing more guitar practice gooning ooh holy shit though wait you ready

27:58that was jolene that was jolene and that was our eight of 10 000 hours i'd say yeah pretty good yeah oh you're peeling honey it's yes undy i'm sniffing it on my deviated septum for god's sake this is what the doctor wore me about but that's lovely so good thank you so we're getting there the other day i couldn't play now I can sort of play a song. That was rough, but I've been doing Taylor Swift all day. Yes.

28:32God, it's hard this, isn't it? No, it's not. Well, but no, it's not really. But the thing is, is that with you and Louie, it's often like a catch up over the week. And I think it was so easy with Maisie because we just have an egg-y-ky. Yeah, and also, you know, we can ask her and interview her. We spend pretty much every waking moment together. Every day And the stuff that Of our lives I would want to talk about Sometimes it's like We keep that offline You know We're still humans At the end of the day With our own personal Private lives You can't let You know the public Into everything No There's not really much To know about me and Bill We've probably shared it Yeah Or otherwise Then it just gets a bit Sort of like A therapy session And yeah I could really Like bring the mood down But I can answer them Don't need to Yeah I'd love to Yeah I'd love to to give my i was about to say unsolicited advice but look at all this look at all these solicitations honey margaret thatcher thatcher says someone do i trek to scotland for a shag yes depends where you're from i can only imagine if you fuck scottish person no i can only imagine scottish dicks face yeah handy p yeah um yeah i think so although it depends how you travel and where you're traveling from because some of these trains the cost of the cost of train train um but i think yeah be a bit more yes go for the adventure make sure you're safe and all of that yeah but um scotland's beautiful and in general scottish people are the best brits 100 in fact i'm going to include the whole of the british and irish isles and say scottish are the best celts and brits are the best what like just best vibes best best nationality fucking no just out of absolutely everything out of like welsh irish scottish english what you think it's scottish 100 top tier humans i don't know i love the welsh girls i love the irish you're half welsh i'm half welsh someone replied to my story saying got any agony on someone said if man's trying to shoot his shot with you how do you suggest he run the play um he would have to go through you yeah and all of my exes like um in what sort of pilgrim oh nice i was gonna say what sort of insidious way could he like slowly pull us apart to then have free you up really like what could he do to slowly ruin my life to the point where we end up breaking up and then he can slide in yeah it's like because it murder you know because he'll get found out and you'll be dead sad i think what it'd have to be is if he became your agent and never got your jobs ever again and then you went through an external crisis that you couldn't get past yeah and then i and then he also became the head of my record label and wouldn't let me release an album i think that would like be quite that would a lot there's a lot of strain a lot of strain on our relationship we'd break up and then if he was like sexy and was friends to try savant like so i'd say that's how you could probably break us up it i hope we never break up bill me too that would be sad yeah but also um i wish you the best yeah who said that man blocked me on tiktok but nothing else after getting in a relationship what does that mean that he doesn't want to see your relationship no

31:52tiktok what are you posting on tiktok you bum but on instagram i didn't get charlie pre-sale and that was my only reason to see the brightness of life what now i hope you got mainsail i didn't and it sold out. So if anyone can get me into Charlie. Well, not to worry. Sue, I think playing on the 19th and 20th of November. 18th and 19th of November. Oh, sorry. Girl at work owes me half of a 20 pound tip but won't respond to messages. Can I be a bitch now? Yeah, absolutely. Sure, but like, I'm so sorry. Like... Or when you're at the bar with her, just be like... It's 10 pounds. You can get it. Because half of 20 is 10.

32:30It's 10 pounds. yeah make sure she gets around and just be like call it quits but I think being a bitch is not worth £10. Anon please love you honeys. I get so annoyed with my housemates but they are low key clean and keep to themselves but just a huge difference in lifestyles like gamer girls no vibe, no job etc. I really like, oh no we've done this one we did that one with Maisie. Oh yeah. Sorry, next one. My best friend and only flatmate has a girlfriend and I'm really sad about it. never seeing her anymore and also feeling generally lonely and a bit jealous lol well babe you get out there get on the streets go to a club that is hard though maybe did we do this with I feel like maybe we did this with I don't think we did as well um but yeah there was definitely um like I find that friendship and flatmate thing is quite a tricky one to balance and when friends get partners your relationship does sort of get strained i think you have to give them i know it sounds long but like you have to give them like a year at least to kind of do their honeymooning and blah blah blah yeah and then hopefully you can sort of integrate back into their lives in a nice way because um ultimately if you got to a certain point in your life and you would just still had your best mates and you didn't have your partner and blah blah blah maybe you'd feel a bit like you know yeah didn't make the most out of my life so when people are exploring relationships i think you do have to let them fly the nest um and then yeah to be honest when that friend moves out maybe they'll move in with their partner i 100 guarantee your friendship will be stronger or at least more genuine yeah genuine don't worry we're back again we i mean we exist together we should have planned this more bill we should have planned it more and i did have some things to talk about but like i also i think a lot of the audience and your like comedy thing is quite um gen z and i feel very millennial i feel very I want to feel like I want to talk about like the book I just read and shit like that.

34:53And like, I don't think I don't think your girls want to hear that shit. Also, it actually makes me realize Louis and you are really good at this. Yeah, it's so much harder than I had envisaged. I was going to do. I wanted to do a podcast once. Yeah, let's talk about that. I may still do. Watch this. Can we talk about it? Yeah, yeah, fully. so um oh yeah i'll i'll sort of this is like a trailer if you guys like it subscribe and follow whatever um i obviously not obviously necessarily but i was a child actor from the age of 11 and my friend casper was also a child actor oh my god i didn't know that yeah what was he in he um is a little bit older than us he's i think 40 something now so he was in a wonderful life the original he was uh he grew up in france and so he was a child actor in france so he like was acting opposite like vincent cassell as a little kid and blah blah blah when he was like 16 17 he went to like college and uni and decided to stop acting that wasn't him he went into writing the tracy beaker of france honey sure um and i carried on acting whenever we hang out and catch up often will end up talking about like our experiences of being a child actor yeah and it's quite interesting because uh i think i have a real issue at the moment with like the media kind of obsessing over young people in a way that's i think maybe not like protecting them like the way that like the media is kind of like getting obsessed with owen cooper when adolescence is coming out it's like the kid was 14 15 at the time and they're like putting him in like Prada and putting them on the front of like magazines like oh bless him that's so intense the thing with child actors is they just put them no one knows how to style a child actor so you take them to a shoot no what no stylist wants to style a child actor for starters they'll do it for the money and then the only thing you can get a fucking child actor is a trench coat if I saw Owen Cooper in another Burberry trench or like random fucking trench coat on a cover of a magazine to be fair to him and his stylist I mean he's great like they were they were pulling he's a child when i was a kid if i had done anything which by the way fucking 20 years ago we weren't doing covers of days we didn't have social media like i think me and will did will poulter did like one thing for like the observer magazine and we're just in our own clothes and we look goodly as fuck i think i had a scarf on like who did him me like a kind of like can i google it summary pashmina style scarf um yeah you should be able to find it anyway the podcast that casper and i were gonna do and might one day do a version of is where the two of us would get another child actor former child actor on as a guest and we would discuss their career particularly like their breakout role or whatever um you say the observer yeah i wouldn't know oh god look at this awful looking back at my life you're so cute and so we did end up doing we recorded a um pilot episode with will Poulter as our guest and it was great no way I didn't know that have you not heard it no I'll play it to you it's good um and I would love to do more but honestly one we were maybe dragging our feet and being a bit lazy but also I think we wanted like a production team behind us because it involved quite a lot of like logistics and admin that between us we didn't really have um but now you do and so you can just get the girls around yeah I suppose we could really but But what we were sort of shit at was that, like, Casper's like you and Louis in the one ADHD boots, but also is just great at, like, top of the dome.

38:47Yeah, chatting. Blah, blah, blah. Whereas I wanted it to be not, like, scripted, but, like, at least, like, in this section or, like, this bit. Yeah. Or at least the intro being, like, you know, on today's episode we have blah, blah, star of this. they starred in that and you might know that welcome to the stage how are you kind of thing and i just i feel like if i'm not somewhat scripted that i'm just like i'm waffling and no one wants to fucking hear that shit they do though well because they're you're a funny girl you're a funny girl peacefully drifting off to sleep at this point yeah like wake up wake up we haven't finished the episode so who would you have had on we would have had will poulter Well, yeah, firstly, I would have like creamed off all of like my friends from the list.

39:35I would have done Will Poulter, Maisie Williams, Asa Butterfield, Lucy Boynton, Charlie Rowe, probably could have got Ella Purnell in there. My lovely friend Izzy, Izzy Meikle. Oh, sweetie. And then after that, like then it's about like the fun ones like. Macaulay Culkin. Sure. Drew Barrymore. I was going to say Drew Barrymore. Kiki Palmer Kiki, I didn't even think about Raven Simone But she comes with her lesbian and then I can come on and be your lesbian But we were going to try and keep it to like I met her girlfriend, they're lesbians not her lesbian I met her girlfriend and they are lesbians but I said her lesbian so just no offense to the lesbians out there Come on We were going to try to get We were going to keep it quite like strict like films or this age and blah blah blah but actually like fuck it Where's Selena Gomez?

40:29Also, I would have loved to get some, like, sort of people. I would love to get Owen Cooper, like, sort of people. Like, people who are going through at the moment and kind of be like a, are you okay? Danny Harmer. See, no, that's a bit too, with all respects to the TV girls. No, no, no. It was more of, like, a film thing than, like, it was more of a film podcast. Well, sure. They did Trace Week in the movie. Yeah, yeah. And Among Us. Yeah, we are a bit snobby. Okay. but also you're right because it would be interesting to see the whole broad spectrum and what it was to be a child in any sort of workplace that's the other thing we could have like expanded it to like getting Luke Littler the darts guy who's like he's only 18 but he was like 16, 17 and they hate him now don't they?

41:15why do they hate him? you know what? I love him he's been doing a bit of panto and darts is quite panto yeah it's like 180 and so like one more time he gets 180 to and he gets like booze and that and then he's doing like all cup in his ear and now he's getting booed in the netherlands and he's like so i'm not gonna play anymore he's like well you can't you can't like play the panto villain well because they do tournaments all over the world but in the netherlands where it's quite popular they were booing him also it's not your home soil why do they hate him though because he's cocky well just like you know like i don't know a Liverpool fan isn't going to like Cristiano Ronaldo when he was playing at Manchester United but they boom in the UK yeah it's part of it it's a bit fun yeah boy I think it's bullying yeah probably is but then he's going like and thank you for booing I've got millions off that so it's like he's paying up to it so yeah I'm going to boo you more baby but yeah we were going to like expand to like kids like who are in like the sporting world or like I don't know what other things are get my dad in well he was just a sports person at 16 I suppose so thank you yeah that's what it gets Tom Daly because he was actually sports as he was a kid while he was competing you know you'd have to listen to that one on two times speed that episode why is he a slow talker is it boring is it boring allegedly allegedly have you watched his don't fucking ruin my potential guest I might do this podcast Sorry.

42:52Have you watched the Great British Sewing Bee? No. It's so boring. There's a Great British something all the time now. Yeah. They're doing the throw down with the pottery. How about the Great British Tranny off and you put a bunch of trannies in a room and you'll fight? It's called Drag Race, honey. Oh, honey. But yeah, you should do it, baby. I know. What would you call it? A Child Star Is Born, like a star is born. Okay. But it's a Child Star Is Born because it would be like talking about the Nassau. of a child's career. You didn't like that. I didn't. A Star is Born is like an iconic series of like films.

43:29It's like referencing Hollywood. And then I'm saying people say they're child stars so then it's like A Star is Born, A Child's Star is Born. I know, I get it. I think you could make it. Bill and Casper's children star podcast. No, I think you could do like, I think it needs to be more like Sorry, Streck Diva. It needs to be more like used. No, because that's the thing. Or like um against my will yeah podcast that's the thing like people want to talk about like consent the podcast yeah grooming and shit like that but also no no no i didn't mention grooming well consent suggests that people yeah but you like oh yeah i meant more like don't get me wrong there are going to be some sob stories and yeah you're young and like it does bring a lot of like ethical questions into it but also like dying to be famous dying yeah it's more there is also like joy in it can I have a bit of like a few suggestions of like something fun happy ones yeah over the rainbow brackets the film the child star podcast I feel like child star is born friends of Dorothy that's gay yeah and what are you a Casper okay yeah exactly you could call it in fact comment below what Bill could call his podcast it's not a child star is born and yeah obviously if you want to call it that it doesn't have a babe it's not it doesn't click a child star is born yeah but you know a star is born you just added another syllable am i being a hater i don't mean to be a hater i just think it could be a workshop so i think it's fun i think it's a bit tongue-in-cheek i think it's like a little bit presumptive that like we're feeling like a star is born like a little orphananny or something like that like who's the biggest child star um probably probably the one that um won an oscar there was a little kid that won an oscar i want to say anna pack when but maybe it wasn't i think it is anna i'd say like she's got to take one of the big ones oh no it's fucking um shirley temple she's got a bloody drink named after oh yeah shirley temple yeah the temple of shirley okay maybe child starborn is the right one you're right maybe like now i've worked don't worry we didn't just like pluck it from the top of her head and go with the first thing we thought of literally you're really smart and casper's literally a writer it went through several rounds well yeah i can't wait for the child to start and if any of your um listeners have um preschool children caspar salmon is also the writer of kids books yeah yeah so um what did he write uh um count to one two three like count to three or like abc learn your abc speaking of kids books david walliams got pulled yeah good and grow the shit that i've heard and when that comes out that'll come out then we can talk about it yeah cause yeah it's bad um well yeah you should do a podcast girl this is actually how we talk this is it I wake up I stim for five minutes and I'm like do you wanna get coffee then and I'll go yeah yeah and then I'll go like that and I'll go can you stop touching me please and then you'll be like Bill Smith's rebel this morning miserable miserable and then i'm like just give me and then i'll get and then i'll get up and i'll probably dance something and then you go you'll be dancing over there and you go you like this do you like my body and i'm going like yes it's lovely soon yes yeah you know come on come on you'll just be standing there and you're under right i'm ready to go let's go and i'm like well we all gotta get ready and get changed anyway and then we get a lovely little coffee and everything's right with the world once you get your caffeine down you you're fine aren't you yeah can you sing a star is born song then please tell me something girl don't be strapping in a real hard world but do you need more i love to kiss and like to cuddle whores i've fallen I find myself I'm crying

47:45Out in a deep end That's a different K Out in a deep end Watch as I dive in I'm far from the shallow now and now everyone's turned off and the people that were falling asleep no they didn't someone just said who like p audio listeners just went why is adam lambert there

48:17this is this is my audition for gleam come on ryan we could play the quad we could play the cheerleaders the british bricks and we're like oh and i'm i'm you're like a trans girl on the show that's okay yeah and we're t4t on it so me and bill kissed finish the episode oh no we're like thanks so much for the for the 500 roses um we're just waiting for five more We've got subscribers to join and then we're going to kiss and then it'll be the end of the stream. We were saying this about Chatterbait where if we were like on Chatterbait, do you know how people like, or like cameras, they like sit there and just like two hours are just like patting their panty.

49:05Like I'd literally be like, I've got five minutes I'm going to blow my load. Who's got money? Guys, if I was a cam girl, if I was a cam girl, my streams would last two minutes. I'd get way too excited and be like, all right, done. Good seeing you guys. See you next week. Same time next week. Okay, bye. In fact, the reason we were talking about this, are we allowed to say this? Why? Your neighbour in Sunny Beach? Yeah. Oh, come on. She's not going to be listening. Who the fuck is? Yeah, she's not going to listen. She's fab. And also, we're pro her. There's this woman that lives near us and she does OnlyFans.

49:38But not on live streaming. She does some form of live streaming. And she said that she earns like 200 quid a day. 200 quid. Which I don't think, to give everyone your time is enough money, in my opinion. You have full access to me for£200 a day. Not all day. You're literally going on stream for like an hour and a half and you're earning£200. And then you're texting them all day. And then you're enjoying the Sunny Beach, like, you know, environs. Yeah. I think good for her. Also, with all respect, £250 a day in Sunny Beach goes a hell of a lot further. Yeah, it does, actually. And she's reaching, you know, global.

50:18And it was just. We tried to find her on OnlyFans and TikTok. She's Russian as well. That's actually a fact. I'm not making broad assumptions. But she's fierce. She's great. And so I can only assume that she's, you know, deep in the algorithms of the Russian. OnlyFans divas. OnlyFans divas. But she wears a sparkly little trilby. Yeah. And she's in a lovely two-piece. Yeah, bikini. It's like skin coloured, so it looks see-through, but it's not. And then she's sort of like talking to the cat. and she's just scrolling and i just think actually not a bad way of spending your afternoon no you know she's she's got older kids they fled the nest and she's just like enjoying her like a version of retirement where she's still pulling in the cash but yeah we like we were saying if we ever had only fans i'd just like you just see everything immediately in black right i've seen it now there would be no euphemism no mystery in my streams you're seeing it all yeah but that's why i'm not take a bit of that if uh when you make your acting debut yeah um how would you feel about nudity on screen probably not knob out but the rest yeah fair and that's totally i'd probably just wear like a talking um sticker do you know the ones that you get like a gaff basically no but not a gaff uh like a what am i thinking tape have yeah um a merkin but not even like it literally just takes it down yeah i mean other than sort of i'm getting there are probably some like art housey uh like documentary or indie film but have many have many naked naked like full full nudity on screen oh i don't know maybe i would maybe i would actually i suppose it depends how big that check is honey firstly that exactly these questions often just have so many like contexts that we don't have like these hypothetical would you do this it's like well i don't know like you said to me like bill would you ever play um like a child predator on a tv show and i was like well yeah probably and you were like oh really and it's like well yeah if the writing's really good and the character is like an interesting complex thing i'm not like taking a role isn't necessarily like promoting the characters yeah someone's got to play a child predator if it was like would you play a child predator in a movie written by a child predator and it's promoted by a child predator no if you're asking me would it be in harry potter yeah yeah no we've decided this guys i mean yeah maybe we could i i think we should maybe talk about like harry potter i don't care like about talking about it so i said I said to Bill I said if Bill was ever offered Harry Potter he should take it primarily for selfish reasons that I'm a trans woman and I as Bill's partner would profit from it and we because I would probably get a new bag or and we think like kind of how fierce if like or by that time maybe we're married yeah me turning up to premiere us two mincing down the the Harry Potter yeah and I'll be untucked just because the glittery lightning bolt red carpet of Harry Potter and there we are.

53:28Bill said, no, honey, I will never do that because it's actually so uncool. I do like the Robin Hood of it all, like, you know, stealing from JK and giving it back to the trans community, but that's actually just not how it works. And it's not the trans community, it's me. But what I think me and some of my other actor friends, particularly like queer actor friends, are saying it's like, this whole kind of, watching all these straight, yeah they're all straight actors yeah taking roles in harry potter it's like well yeah you kind of got nothing to lose and like you don't you clearly don't give a fuck and you can just get on with the rest of your life and your career will not actually be negatively affected this is the thing the amount of people in the comments on the harry potter instagram when they announce a new actor and there's a lot of like well-minded and like in my opinion like right-minded people saying like well best of luck your career's gonna fucking bomb or whatever no it's not that's the fucking shit part of it it's like they will carry on and their careers are going to be fine so actually ultimately the only people who are getting fucked over other than obviously the trans community because jake around is turf and all that is the other rightfully moraled and principled queer actors so it's like queerness and like gen in general the lgbtq plus community is getting fucked from like all sides it's like right we're getting our rights and like money being pumped into anti-trans establishments by jk rowling who's only getting richer off these fucking series and then all these fucking queer actors who let's be honest find it hard enough because this it's still harder for queer actors yeah for sure than our straight counterparts and now there's a whole bunch of money that's being pumped into the industry all admittedly by and for an anti-trans turfy cunt and now even queer people are having to like take a moral stance which is right and we should and we should continue to take a moral stance and be principled about these things but it's like the only person who's out of fucking pocket are queer people i know and so it's like part of me is like you know what fuck it i would just take her on harry potter and take my, you know, 100K and have a nice garden and live a nice life with my trans wife and get on with the world.

55:49But that's not how it fucking works, unfortunately. And I, like... I just think it's really uncool. I just think, like... I don't think anyone who has taken the roles is fierce, actually. Stand on a girl, like... Yeah. Like... Not naming names, but you know who you are because you took the fucking role. And I actually think it's worse to take the role and then make a statement about it. Could you talk the role, Queen? Yeah, I'm sorry. Keep quiet, Queen. When John Lithgow took his role and he made a statement and made it very clear that he stands for trans community. Just say, I want money. I want money.

56:27The money must have been crazy. Also, like... I love the trans community, but I want to get rich, ho. You might as well just say that. If you're Dumbledore or you're Snape, you're making sure that you're in every fucking episode and your episode fees are astronomical. You will not have to worry about money for the rest of your life. So you know what? Part of me is like, fair play, girl. But the girls that are playing the small roles. Yeah. Scrumpt in pumpkin number five or whatever. No. Scrippy scrappy rabbit. Yeah. Whatever. You're literally going to be in one episode. But sure, you're not dumb Because as I said earlier, it's not going to negatively affect your career.

57:10Well, it will. Because every time you go into heaven, it'll be like this. They're not going to heaven. Every time they go to the box, they won't be allowed to the box anymore. No, they will. They will. They will. They won't. The other one that's quite funny. I'm actually just going to start talking names. And I don't mean this in an ill way. Because honestly, like, whatever. Is this a job? And blah, blah, blah. I thought it was really funny that Nick Holt took the job as, I don't know their fucking names, handsome teacher number five. And then through scheduling conflicts, can't now do the role.

57:46So we got all the flack for being the sort of person who would take that role and then doesn't even get the money. Yeah. And then Jon Snow's gone and got the money instead. Yeah. And it's equally getting flack. But also Jon Snow's fans, don't give a fuck. Don't give a fuck. it's a horrible world yeah shout out trans community honestly like we love you guys and honestly it's sometimes really fucking boring to have to be more than principled but ultimately it is the right thing to do and you have to keep going and not be swayed by shit like money money comes and at the end of the day when you die it's not coming with you when I saw a post today being like I know there's a lot of fear and like there's all of these like awful things going on right now and everyone's like you know you're looking at like your AI looking at like fucking Harry Potter's you're looking at all the rights going and like the world looking like it's run by the far right but what actually is already happening because of that is your reactions meaning that there's movements already happening for it to get better the pendulum will always swing back like fair dues it is bad now but baby that pendulum will swing right back because at At least politically speaking, we can't comment on the AI.

59:04Yeah, AI, I'm no clue. Hopefully not. They'll turn it off. Turn the PC windows off, honey. But because this is already public now, it's going to swing back. We're going to be just fine. The sun's going to come out. It's going to be okay. I feel it in my waters. Don't worry, furries. You'll be able to roam in peace soon. I love a furry. Yeah. Love it for them. Yeah. It's going to be absolutely good. Right, should we go? Not in this house. Oh, honey. Honestly, if you came in and said, I want to wear a fursuit, you know I'd ride upon the cocky. Okay. Okay. Isn't that funny how we were like, God, we've got nothing to talk about.

59:40And then we've gone and taken a little break. And then I've just gone and talked about Joanne Coan Rowling. Yeah. Fuck that bitch. Right. Honestly, hate your queen. Love you. There's going to be a Patreon ep tomorrow, a little Vogue thing. Oh my God, I actually worked for Harry Potter once upon a time. Did you? Yeah, I was part of the workshop for the Cursed Child. The stage play. Oh, God. Yeah. Didn't get... Wasn't asked back. But it was quite... I can't lie. It was quite fun. Maybe we'll cut this bit out. Bye. Playing what? Like pretend you had magic? Yeah. We had to work on how the physical theatre of it all would work and stuff.