s2 ep1: el payaso peludo returns

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1:16Dumb fucking fucking cunt bro Okay Hola mamacita Hola Hola mamacita Hola mamacita Mamacita You know what Malita means? No. Baddy. That's me. Malita. Or Mirena. What does that mean? Queen. Thank you. I don't know pussy boots, queen, yet. You'll have to ask me if I'm bath. Hello, I missed you. You look lovely in tan. Yeah? Yeah. Thank you. An Espanol tan. You look... Pale and sickly and ill. Yeah, you look all right. That's okay. Thank you. What's been happening since I've been gone? Oh, so much has happened. My wife's away. She's got a job that we're not allowed to discuss. yeah but she's got a job so she's actually guess what it is if you know what he does yeah um so he's away so i'm just i've just been here interviewed muna while she was gone boy i've been holding down the fort quite miserably i feel like i think ultimately though i love the guest steps and can't wait to do more this is straight either is just us two being funny you know what i mean like so thank you for the girlies who've stuck around because like love you and i do know that has been like guest up, guest up, guest up.

2:31I think you're being a bit harsh. No, I just... They should be so fucking lucky to have Muna on the fucking podcast. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, for sure. But like at the end of the day, like... I don't know. No, no, no, I get you. It's like... We started this together. We'll end it together. No, and certainly the fucking numbers are saying it's better just us together. So thanks, guys. And you know, we just... We got something going. We got something going, Sue. And I think... Yeah. I think that as soon as you bring a guest into it, it starts to become like every other podcast. Yeah. And like, Moon are amazing.

3:08I feel like really fitted, but I, going forward, I think we should be really selective about guests going forward into this year. But how the fuck was your holiday? What have you been doing, my lady? Okay. Have you been helping disadvantaged children? Yeah. Yeah. I was kind of doing my white saviorism thing out there. Okay. yeah i was uh i was located in uh mexico city nice in the most gentrified neighborhood okay naturally with you um yeah uh favorite there's like war going on now uh yeah and nobody fucking texted me so i did i said are you safe me and bill sued sued sued yeah neither my parents did they're just like I don't think anybody else did but it was it was a full gays if you were in Mexico no no it was in a part of Guadalajara Guadalajara in a part of Mexico called Guadalajara a big cartel boss was killed it didn't spread that's awful I'm not actually going to make fun of that I'm not messing with the cartel I'm actually really sorry I'm really sorry we're not playing little jokes about that yeah cut that out cut that out Sam yeah yeah yeah

4:31no okay so it didn't spread to any of Mexico there was no real threat there was one day we were like oh shit this might escalate yeah but some people were saying that they thought it was staged because it was kind of just like chaos for two days or like agreed upon rather anyway I'm not gonna pretend like I know enough about cartel politics yeah my trip was 10 out of 10 oh good 10 out of 10 first part was just me living a kind of classic annoying digital nomad lifestyle you love that phrase I love that digital nomad it's good it's it's just so wonderfully cringe yeah in in these in this neighborhood called la condessa in Mexico City which is like full of annoying American people yeah I'm like trendy tourists.

5:20It's kind of like Hoxton. Okay. But maybe 10 years ago and it's way prettier. Okay. Just fucking trees everywhere. Nice. So it's been up to Amsterdam. Got recognised by a Straight Diva fan. No you didn't. Called Christina. That's sick. Shout out Christina. Love. One of my favourite facts about Mexico City is that... They love Straight Diva. They love Straight Diva. Actually got recognised twice in Mexico City. Really? Yeah. Both by English people. Both by English women. Yeah. Um, and favorite fact about Mexico city is that the desirable place to live in is called El Pollo because it's shaped like a chicken.

5:58Um, but unfortunately in Mexico city, because it is quite dangerous, you can't really, I mean, you can venture out of these like super trendy neighborhoods, but like you can't fully explore Mexico city, uh, nor would you want to cause it's fucking huge. but you know the classics fucking just fucking eating amazing food and and doing my digital nomad lifestyle working from a cafe yeah then all my friends arrive um they're delayed getting in so i hang out with christina this girl who recognized me on the street that day um we have one weekend in mexico city uh i obviously had to do a couple of hinge dates to you know learn the culture yeah some more successful than others but what next on my list we then go to oh we go to the beach okay we go to the beach we go to a place called Mazunte on the Oaxacan coast and while we're staying in Mazunte we're staying in this lovely house overlooking the sea kind of like Love Island Casa Amor Pad don't bring any friends or girls back there at any point but you know still felt cool then we went to Zipolite which any gays listening international gays or fans of the film Rotting in the Sun will know Jordan Firstman because the first or like the first few scenes of that film are set in Zipolite which is this massive, the only nudist beach it's a gay nudist beach and it was like Did you do it?

7:38I We only went there at night I love Anudis Beach I love it so much Yeah When we're in Marseille We go to the Colon And there's Anudis bit Around the corner I would have done it But we didn't Pussy out girl We didn't go there in the day And I didn't really But I did take a shit amongst Gay men fucking on the beach Oh On the beach This episode is brought to you By Google Chrome You think you know a browser But Gemini and Chrome That's new It can help you with Practically anything on the web Like restoring a vintage motorcycle from a 50-page restoration block or finally break down that long article you've had open for weeks.

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8:25Turn it up! Storm has zero sugar and 200 milligrams of caffeine, so you can turn that workout up a notch. Good energy in, good energy out. Energy for life. Took a shit on the... Oh, in the bathroom? I took a shit on the beach because the beach club I was at didn't have a toilet. You shit on the beach. So they were just like, go on the... And then just... Sue, I've never seen... Not only I've never seen so many gay men... I've never seen so many attractive gay men. I've never seen so many gay men just clearly... They're to fuck. They're to fuck. tops off well the reason why you haven't seen that is we haven't done the straight up straight diva meet up yeah yeah but all our fans would be uh ugly and these guys were quite hot no joking you're obviously all beautiful um but yeah i took a shit on the beach and was just surrounded by men giving head and men doing anal and that was a pretty special experience um zippelite was really fun oh i got offered a threesome with men or um with a man and a woman um i politely declined um we we all kissed nice but i was like guys i'm not your guy for a threesome yeah yeah i don't think i'm a threesome for anyone i'm not a threesome girlie i mean i probably no i wouldn't i wouldn't even do i'm a performer on you know on the mic and not in the bedroom yeah i'm a giver in the bedroom anyway we go to the beach what are your necks going on um my nickname of the trip was uh payaso paludo meaning hairy clown i mean pretty pretty bang on other um other nicknames from the trip i have to shout out uh mcpollo uh parakeet blastoise payaso paludo le caballo parser the persian horse suffer uh i also got a new nickname le blue blue nice uh and goon and trey um but yeah in general it was just fucking great we then went to the mountains got offered uh shrooms by a guy called daniel who literally looked like a wizard did you do them uh did the shrooms obviously great shrooms are brilliant well done louis um and then oh and then we get to the real real good part of the trip which is like we're on the beach already we go to another spot on the beach called chikawa yeah right and chikawa is a very desolate beach town 300 people yeah living there and just naturally like i don't know have you ever been how much time have you spent in hostels in your life i'd grow never really so even when we were like 16 like we i'm going on holiday like 16 18 we were like flying to hotels oh my god because we were like i'd rather i was working full time like not full time but i was working at battle and i was i'm not spending my money to like scrimp on 50 quid to go to our store like no that's quite so your what is your perception of everyone in one room in bunk beds yeah yeah so actually to be fair it was like tp huts because it was right on the beach okay but it's more i I guess the thing I was more interested by was the, the type of people hostels attract is like a unique kind of, um, cringe person, I would say.

11:56Yeah. And I want to make a special exception, uh, to, uh, a girl called Fanny. Yeah. Uh, who I know will be listening to this. Who's going to, who's already a huge fan of funny. Love you. Sorry. Sorry. I laughed. Sorry. I laughed, but your name is funny. She's from Quebec. Quebec diva. Um, Rise. Rise. Rise. Rise, Fanny. Fuck's sake. But like, I guess. There was a moment where, right. So I, my friend, the parakeet who cannot be named because of his job or whatever, didn't lose her. Anyway, him and Fanny end up having a kind of a holiday romance. Love, shout out Fanny. Shout out Fanny. Fanny's showing you Fanny.

12:40Wake it up. away and then they're doing their thing and it's just me and this beach town so i head into town i'm like i'm gonna go into town try and find these danish and german friends that i've just met because it's how peak it is when you're in a fucking beach hostel 45 minutes from a town you're like we love the day yeah i gotta take my chances and fucking socialize where i can so i walk into the town uh leave fanny to um you know have their their alone time and um i walk into the town along the beach for about 45 minutes and it's one of the best moments of my life i've got i've got phones playing out the speaker i've got desi and dote by frankie ruiz which i need to show you after because it's one of the best songs of all time um and then your milner's ringing should we just have the yeah oh what are you saying i sent him a thing for his birthday it was his birthday yesterday welcome back Louis thanks darling you're on air how is everyone really good I'm just telling everyone about my story in Mexico oh well I can't wait to hear the episode yeah I got fingered by the cartel that's wicked yeah really good fast fingering as well and it was nice so have you got over that whole like bum fear stuff not quite yet Not quite yet, but they did their best.

13:59They did their best. Okay. Well, we can work on that. And you've been to a football game in Budapest. Yeah, I went to see Ferenc Varos. Work. It looked quite empty. Yeah, yeah. Are they the biggest team in Budapest? Yeah, but they were playing the smallest team in Hungary, or like in the league. Okay. Any other reports to make? Oh, it's your birthday yesterday. Yesterday. I wished you a happy birthday. we sent each other some topless selfies we actually did and did the present arrive then, I sent Bill a present everyone it's the nicest I've actually got you a present too, oh my god Sophie you little tart, oh that's so nice did you get the card?

14:47oh bloody hell they write it out in Budapest, did you get the fucking card and look what I got you, oh my god the Lily Allen USP, straight from Mexico the cartel gave it to me themselves thank you so much I'll let you guys go I'm sorry for interrupting no no guys I love you no literally never apologise love you guys love you Bill oh love him I love him so much okay this is fun sorry carry on so you went god it's small yeah innit fucking tight ass bitch

15:22fucking tight ass bitch are you allowed to say

15:28I wouldn't even feel that Apparently it says On the website Do not use Worry But they have I've used worse Felt tip pens Back in the day Felt tips Just shoving them in Popping them back in the box Dreadful Okay anyway Sorry yeah So you're on this I'm on this desolate beach And I'm walking along At night And it's the moons Lighting up the whole beach and I've got music playing out my phone speaker. I'm alone. Yeah. Three of my friends have gone back to Mexico City because there's no fucking water or power in this hostel because we're in such a desolate place. I stay on for one more day with ****.

16:07I'm like, this is lit. This is lit. But Callum has also found a romance. Yeah. God, you went out there to park. Well, I mean, doing it Lagoon style. I know. Lagoon from Shamer. Is it only the gays that are allowed to do sex tourism? No, no. no no louis no and i actually didn't cut once so did you not no but we had fun yeah did all the things um i could lynn anyway i walk into the town can't find my danish and german friends yeah so i walk home but it's like a 50 minute walk home along the road okay but this fucking dog rocky follows me back it's from a shop follows me the whole way yeah i then walk back can't find the hostel it's fucking dark as fuck that's fine I'm like alright I have to get a hotel no power no water anyway no but no phone signal oh peak it's just it's a nightmare anyway it's the Isle of Sky I turn back I'm willing to go back to the town to go just like to someone like can I get a lift on your moped please yeah um necesito un llevante para mi for mi amor what Could I get a lift please my love Oh yeah Anyway Rocky's by my side Sam can cut in some footage of Rocky Fucking follow me along I get back Fanta of you know Finally hitting it off And I return to him after like Two hours of trying to find my place Double ending So he's extended his flights Oh I've just said his name I'm gonna have to bleep it out The parakeet where are we double ending like sick double ending sick and shit right and all far four of my friends this trip are double ending at some point apart from me but the parakeet as soon as he gets into bed with his lover yeah his newfound lover sick sick and shit right so then he takes it upon himself after i've just fucking taken two hours to come home yeah i get back it's classic like hostile chat they're doing like readings to each other like because one of them's leaving and it's like readings readings but i wouldn't be able to sit there seriously it was you would have hated it yeah anyway i go to bed i'm like fuck this decides to get into the parakeet fuck bleep the parakeet decides to get into bed with me because he doesn't want to fucking be double ending next to his girlfriend next to his girlfriend so obviously i'm inevitably there and he finds me passed out with this fucking stray dog rocky that followed me home in my bed butt naked oh that's very cute and um and that was chikawa and then we head back to mexico city and i have a tragic romance where i was cuckolded um by a polyamorous girl oh gosh and and then went back for more and had a great time and just just like wonderfully tragic holiday romance um with a with a lovely unavailable yeah and um trauma trauma uh not ridden would be too harsh yeah a trauma-dup diva a trauma-dup diva um exactly but all in all one of the best trips my life nice Good, I'm happy And I want to learn to speak Spanish I want a Latin wife But I am happy to be back I've run out of money So we need a bad deal Oh sorry, also, the night I got Cock-holded by my poly Amorous love I got fined 10 ,000 pesos Meaning?

19:53500 quid Why? For having a beer open in the street which to be fair everyone tells you when you go to Mexico that you shouldn't do that don't do that yeah and then some people tell you after like that's a lot of money 500 quid's an annoying amount of money um split between six though because we had some other friends out there as well um oh you all had a beer yeah yeah no no no sorry I was the only one with a beer open yeah but I didn't even get I didn't even get the fucking beer it was like basically got cock-holded my friends were like we want to go to another club anyway we go to the other club my friend boots yeah um hands me her beer yeah i don't even know i have a beer in my hand and then suddenly five police and they're like right that's either either you as in me come to the station now or you've got to pay money right now you got you got to pay 10 000 pesos and thank god shout nick you had it on him no no who could speak Spanish, me and my friend Angus then got 250 quid each.

20:56And yeah, and then also the final shout out is to Johnny and Oksana who showed me in ****, who are the only two standing payasos left around the town yesterday and gave us a little food tour and they're an amazing couple. Brought up evangelical Christians, him in Mexico, her in Ukraine. They both left religion good for them and now they're fucking tattered up and living in Mexico City and they got a little kid and they smoke weed and they drink fucking mezcal all day work and they showed us around and they showed us a fucking amazing time so shout out Johnny and Oksana shout out um I think that was my Mexico monologue ultimately guys I recommend it Mexico is like an amazing country I would recommend anyone going there um my favourite word of the trip was tobios tetanas meeting busty ankles nice and everything we kind of spoke about was on a spectrum from uh dainty to bursty okay so like i mean most obviously on like tits you could have dainty but but also then it transpired to ankles so we did bursty ankles okay um but that was about it um it's good for the gays it's good for the straights it's good if you like food i'll go to mexico it's good if you like history but i didn't do that much of it i did a bit of i did a bit of culture i did a lot of drinking i didn't have many hangovers they love diazepam over there oh i love diazepam i want one for tomorrow they love xanax yeah um don't do drugs there don't do drugs uh don't do drugs anywhere but don't do drugs there um it's a wonderful wonderful country and i think maybe i think we should all go or you and bill should go yeah um because it gives you that gives you life sis seriously serious serious life there still you get me serious life serious culture serious winter sun convenient ones yeah boss me boss it boss it I'm glad you had a bussing time in Mexico, Louis.

23:10So good to see you, fam. So good to see you. What's new in your life? What's new with me? What have I missed? So honestly... I want to know. Sorry. Let's do you. Because I really, honest to God... Honest to God. I haven't done any pop culture, girls. I've seen a couple clips in the Brits. But first, I want to know how you're doing. I'm fine. Honestly, fine. This year is a bit slow. And that's kind of annoying me a little bit. She ain't got any fucking work, lads. I know I got work Which is a gag Which isn't true But like I've got work But I feel a bit slow I feel a bit Quote unquote Uninspired But we're gonna get Yeah I will get inspired again But I'm going to Berlin tomorrow To meet Bill Because he's living somewhere else And we're gonna fly to Berlin And have like a nice birthday weekend I think I did just mention where he is Oh it's fine No it's fine Okay Yeah I've been good Living alone is weird And living alone is weird And like Fun Like I've been having a lovely time I've been seeing everyone just like kicking about.

24:07Went to fashion week, did a bunch of that. Yeah, what the fuck? You're like some fucking model now. I know Blank Street sent me. So it got me a car there to show. Yeah, so it sent me around London. I know Blank Street, chill out. So they sent me to the Luda show, which was fab. And then they got me a car back. It was fun. And I went to like Lost and Lost. Okay. Like, I don't know what club you lot are going to. Was that your first time? Yeah. Wow. So we skipped the queue. It was like no queue skipping, but I went with Lauren Lyle and she was like, we're skipping the queue. So we skipped the queue.

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25:22Eligible students get a year of Microsoft 365 Premium and a year of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate with a custom color Xbox wireless controller. Learn more at windows.com slash student offer. while supplies last ends june 30th terms at aka.ms slash college pc what did you what kind of shit did she pull at the front of the queue because she's really good for well she's like because it was a pr company that was like no skipping the queue so no one was allowed to skip the queue it went like around the block yeah but then lauren la was like this is in collaboration with levi's and the levi vip team have asked me to come so we went to the front and then the vip team was like did it feel inspiring for you to learn how to kind of do that sort of thing or would you feel Yeah, I don't like doing it alone.

26:00But like if I'm with someone like much more famous than I, I eat alone. So it's not just as simple as do you know who I am? There is methods to - Yeah, we met Steph from Levi and she got us in. Yeah, wait, let's talk about Lost for a bit. It's awful. It's shit. It is weird. I can't believe it. It's a big corridor. Yeah, yeah. And it's like - You're in a corridor. I don't get it. It's not shit. Like Lost, I very much enjoyed it. And it won't be the last time that I go to Lost. Like I did have a decent time. but like when I was in there I think the way people sell it is wild that that was it. Maybe I went on the wrong night.

26:35I'd love to go again but like I couldn't believe it. Like honestly I was like. It just it feels like an Odeon cinema. Yeah. Crucially. And then they had like a film and then they had Tangerine on. I'm like is that meant to be edgy? And then everyone was just kind of like sat there like rolling. Did you go to the club room that's like fucking miles away through a toilet downstairs? Yes because you have to go through the toilet and it fucking stings. Yeah. I thought that room was okay But everything else I was like I mean I was quite drunk Really But It was fine I mean Fashion Week anyway And I'm going to say this now With all the love in my heart But like Yeah what's been happening I'm not I'm not that girl And it's not that I don't want to go to fashion shows If a designer asks me to come to a show Or PRs ask me to come to a show I'll go to a show Absolutely Hell yeah Do I feel like I need to be One thing it made me really realise And I'm really grateful for going and I'm really grateful for being invited, but there was a couple of shows I didn't go to, unfortunately.

27:31But what it made me realize is like, what we've grown here collectively, and I feel like what like Straight Deaver is, is like, it's a place that like is invaluable and kind of like, I don't know, it's a community of people that like, we meet in the street and such and such. I don't need to go to an event to try and meet other industry people because I don't need what they've got. Like, I don't need to socialize anymore, in my opinion. like not like socialize but like i don't i don't want to go to these events and like suck off who's it right now like i don't give a fuck like half of the people aren't nice gag it like i don't if i'm asked to go and i'm on front row i'll go yeah i don't even have to be front row but if i'm like dressed to go asked to go more than happy to go and like i'm really grateful if i do get asked but like there are and you get me cartoon there to and from but um but I think it is just like at the end of the day like I'm not trying to be a fashion girl never have never will like it was fun and I'll need this to go again but I think it makes me yeah it just makes me anxious I think there's it's a lot of hoo-ha for like something very simple it's a lot of hoo-ha I mean I say this as someone who's never been literally the only fashion party I've ever been I mean it'd be funny if we went together like if we went to fashion week together that's funny for sure it'd be more fun yeah but like it's like I don't know turning up somewhere and I don't stay very long I literally oh i'll tell you what we did do we went to um what you do to celebrate bill getting whatever he got we went to um no yeah from me uh we went to cafe kick and we do this thing called laurel and hardy's that we've not we at lads but like lucy adam and yeah bill came up with it and you have like a martini and half a pint guess how many martinis you bought that night i saw i think i saw the bill unfortunately for the 60 or something 600 pounds sorry so it can't have been 60 yeah but like 600 pounds we spent on martinis yeah between just on martinis martinis and pints across five people yeah five or six you must have been hammered you couldn't have walked hammered you could barely drink too and then we got and then we went to the pub that we love very much i just don't want to say the name of any more because i don't want to did lucy pick up the bill I didn't pick up the bill Because I like your skin But Bill paid it And everyone paid him back Oi Come on Bill I didn't pay though Sorry Love you Bill Love you Bill I'll get something to bill in It's fine Okay so fashion parties are vapid And a bit who's who And a bit ziny One thing I felt really strong About this year Is though going in Like though they're anxiety inducing Go in Do your own thing And I felt really confident In myself That like All these years before That I've been going to fashion parties I've been like Oh you know Like trying to prove who I am Now I'm like Bitch and I'm not saying you know who I am like I'm famous or anything but it's like I know what I've got like we've made something really nice I'm also a musician I also have a record deal like I've got my own little thing going for me and like when I'm at this place I'm like yeah like I deserve to be here I don't want to be here do you know what I mean and like I think that was that's a nice revelation I suppose that sounds really wanky but um it's just not my space running to the opiate girls that was lovely yeah they're so good I love you know they're gonna be there yeah opiate like good like active they're the people that you should be like at the shows kiki and because they're so talented at being at the show and like doing good content i literally just don't give a fuck and balancing taking the piss out of it yeah whilst also like not but i've been good i've been fine i haven't wait hang on sorry on fashion part i think it's an interesting point um it's the same as like networking it's the same as music it's like if an a and r fucking wants you you'll know yeah don't matter if you go to the party or not closing up and doing this like completely vapid transparently like fake uh networking where it's just like if you're someone someone wants you if you're not and it's like this kind of just popularity fest well it is and like i also don't need to do when fake mink is just gonna get front row yeah well exactly and look awful um but i think but the gag is when marie luda i was asked to be in the show because they had a bunch of musicians but like me but then i was like not in a rude way like i'm clapped no not in a rude way i hate my body today no i was like blank street are paying for me to get a car there and back i'm going blank street i was like i'll just watch it no stress what they pay you in fucking matcha latte oh no i got a gift card and everything and a goodie bag but and then I wore a one pound pair of shorts that I bought from a car boot Dr.

32:00Martin shoes that were gifted and I wore a smut t-shirt smut press shout out smut press t-shirt I got one of Vogue's best dressed street styles no you didn't yeah of course I did but I'm like it means nothing like this I mean I feel like that's my whole point about it it's so vapid and stupid that like babe I was in a 30 pound t-shirt and a one pound pair of workman shorts and people were like best dressed girl well yeah but that's what best dressed is anyway not to not fashion people like it is a very vital and important thing but it doesn't make me feel i can imagine that there are some like narcissists that go to fashion week and like come away being like yeah i'm the shit whereas like that it doesn't make me feel good in any way and like there was a couple shows that i pied off because i just wanted to be with my boyfriend before he left no i mean i don't know how many shows uh i would have been invited to but i would have struggled at them and i think yeah i think even in music i find that that there's a there's a kind of element of that sort of yeah narcissism shallow networking thing and i can only imagine it getting more but i agree like no hate on the fashion shows that they're fun to look at on instagram i'll tell you that much yeah and like that they are like obviously useful and stuff but the whole game around it like the pr game i just don't fuck about what else has been happening um what else has been happening i've been working i've been getting on making really good music at the min just trying to think what have i been doing man the cack man yeah with sg cackle come on i've just been getting by truly like the moon thing was amazing they were really they're really amazing like they're like if anyone's here from that like they really are wonderful like really wonderful like i hope they feel oh my god like 10 10 10 they knew who i was they knew what straight diva was they knew who you were bill was like they're like fucking legends like real legends like even if like they don't really listen to straight diva yeah but like they research they made an effort yeah and like which is and babe it's fucking rare for that to happen yeah um but yeah i just i feel quite powerful at the minute i just feel good about what we've got and if anything like over the past month i think the reason why i've been feeling not iffy but weird is i just like doing this like i enjoy working and i enjoy doing things that we're doing and things that we've made uh and so with you being away and bill being away and everything It's just like, oh, well I just, they're getting coffee and kiki The amount of wanks I've been having Busting it open, girl VPN ones No, not even, I've found a site Don't worry about me We're not going to talk about the site?

34:32I can't remember what this one's called, there was Just For Gays before But they've shut that down What? What, as if you're surprised that you got it Just For Gays They shut down? No, no, Just For Gays No, but they put age verification But So you're not going to reveal your site I can't remember what it's called I would maybe next week And I'm going to Berlin tomorrow Hang on I want to hear how else you've been coping With being alone Really well I've just been seeing everyone I've honestly been so fine Not quite I think Saw loads of tones, saw Jamie I'm going to see Jamie and Laura tonight I've just been about like kiki-ing Keeping myself busy I've also been busy I have been working But ultimately like I don't know what it is This year that's here I don't I think Scotland Really did something for me I just feel really secure In the life that I've got And I actually just want Better for myself Like I do want more But like I don't feel like People are leaving me anymore Or like I feel like dreadful So like I feel fine Slow down Slow down You don't feel like People are leaving me I always feel like People are leaving me Or like Or like I have Stress dreams Friendships So I repeat a dream That I always have I actually wrote it down Because I did have it The other day But like It wasn't intentional is I always have the dream that I'm at a party with all my mates and there's a room that all my friends are going into but they don't let me in the room that really that's great yeah yeah scrape out what does that mean I don't know what I mean scrape out means like beg yeah if like you try if there's a group of people and one person tried to make a joke and it like fell flat or like there it was a very cruel yeah school school ground wow come straight back straight to the cruel Miss Louise straight back to barnes you get me you get me what's that um i'm super star in a bit oh what i'm a pop star in the book star in a bit yeah come on um and yeah i just i don't know how i'm gonna do it this year lads but i am going to be a successful musician by the end of the year yeah i'm on my spam accounts yeah i'm putting full put into things yeah like it's gonna it's gonna work this year i want to be a musician now i feel like if you stop being like a influencer now i don't want to be these going to these events made me realize like i don't want to be well and none of the musicians want to be fucking musicians anymore i do oh guys i would love to be a musician hi guys i'd love the opportunity charlie xcx fake mink would love to take your guys place yeah yeah move you guys go do acting yeah we would love to be musicians i haven't i've not seen it no i would like to go see it i saw um i saw jack carla review it on his letterbox and He said it was great.

37:10Oh, good. No, I haven't seen the moment, but I am a bit annoyed with everyone saying they want to be an actor. I get it. That's what I spoke about today on a series. Oi, on a little series that certain man may have parred off. Yeah. A certain series that takes place on... No. No, we can't. We can't say. I mean, if it doesn't get posted, it'll be embarrassing, but... Yeah, that'll be fucking... a big internet series where people say their opinions and their takes and only one of us got invited and I said a really depressing take and he actually said to me that's really depressing said that yeah he was like I'm depressed now but he's acting good because I finished I was like oh I'm really sorry sorry do you want to save the take or do you want to save it no I'm going to save it because I think it could get people talking but I get that everyone wants to be an actor guys but And we still got some love for music, man But I think eventually we'll be acting I mean, it's the dream It's like embodying someone else And like It's the coolest talent Me when I became a woman Yeah Wake it up Do you want some agony aunts?

38:20Because I've got to go soon Oh no I know I've got to go out for dinner Fuck Okay, yeah, you're right Wait, before we go to agony aunts Why are you looking so menacing? Have you watched any of the child above stuff Oh my god it's so bad It's actually not even funny When he keeps calling the girls good girls That boy like actually needs putting down no shade It's insane He's disgusting The gay shit where he was like I'm intimidated by gay men I'm like you're gay Be gay there over there bro Don't be gay in my life He's horrible He's absolutely horrible He's horrible but like I can't stop watching this interview oh i know i think i i think we shouldn't even interview him and the gag is if you really want the tea they're doing a film about him oh really well there's a film coming out and he's playing a boxer sorry like that he's he's doing a film yeah babe like there's meant to be like this whole redemption arc like clearly he's fucking it whatever's happening but the whole tea is like he's got a redemption i don't know whether that's tea andnd age but like girl the word on the street is you're so mad is because it kind of feels like he's he's like making everything worse he's like I didn't even know he was with Mia Goth before all this.

39:33Not anymore. No, no, no. I know, but I didn't know that would ever happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been together for... Years. They've got a kid. It says nine years, but then like... Yeah, yeah, a long time. Twigs, timeline. I don't think nine years, but maybe it is. But Jesus Christ, that guy's fucked in the head. He's dreadful. It's also the thing, I think what it goes to show is that actually some people shouldn't... I'm all for forgiveness and stuff like that, but like some people are actually just cooked. And like he's just fried. Just absolutely fried. and do you know much about the interviewer as well and you know but he looks a bit jarring as well so he is he's been doing like interviews and reporting for ages and he is really good at his job but then interestingly similarly i mean way less bad allegations than shia labeoff but had some like allegations for two girls of like that he was pushy do you know how easy it's just not be a fucking rapist do you know how easy that is I like to think I will never understand but he he seems to have just bounced back and I'm trying to work it out whether it was because so he had a good apology he went sober okay but I think more than anything and if I'm being I don't know if it's cynical or not I think he's just like he just keeps doing like good good thing good work and he seems like a good guy whereas Whereas, and then he's next to Shia LaBeouf, who is just like - The devil reincarnated.

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change that to an f i've got an f you're getting drafted to dubai baby it's not happening i'm not going you're getting drafted to the juma riah hopefully it just doesn't happen i think i'm not going to say anyone's right nor wrong it's all wrong the whole thing is wrong but i think right now the uk try not to get involved fierce i just don't want to be involved yeah the case armor was the bare minimum that was the best he's ever done he did have some bars he did have some bars yeah when he said here's my decision for not doing it yeah um but yeah if you're stuck in dubai stay there you get me yeah sorry um i hope you come home safe yeah i hope you're home safe fucking mental i don't know if dubai's ever been i mean i've never been but i don't know if dubai's ever been part of a middle eastern conflict um but yeah absolutely fucking mental every day gets weirder and weirder and um if we get drafted i don't think we'll get drafted no i don't think i think we'll be probably be pretty low down the um like you don't want to ask yeah like we'll just we'll just like snake's egg then they're fucking bunkers um sorry the question was how except how long yeah who cares bully bully away um My girlfriend doesn't like to kiss with a tongue ever Should I kill myself Fucking dumper What the fuck I love kissing with a tongue Kissing with a tongue is the best I like it when you kiss with a tongue Although Do you remember that song Do you remember that song Do you remember that song No I like it when you kiss with a tongue Was it GFOTY Girlfriend of the Year PC Music Oh shit Old school PC Music Tease Do you know who ate with that one song She ate a little bit And she's not She's cancelled and like fuck her But like Do you like a bit burger Bitburger Bitbling She ate with that one With that one song Also PC music Adjacent Cue waitress In a Chanel dress You know it God it is such a Bitburger ya Just a weird Cool So good GFOTY Did I tell you Have I told you a story Of when I used to DJ With GF When I DJ with GFOTY No So back in my druggie days And I mean druggie days I was doing I did a gig And it was gas And I should have stayed there But we were all kind of like bullied by this girl princess and like she was like our friend but she'd all forced us to do these nights anyway i can't even dj uh well i can barely dj whatever they're like happy hardcore nights crazy like pc music times so anyway so i've just done a gig i'm absolutely off my tits but it's just before covid it was above that thing and i can't remember how you say it but it's like in in elephant in castle it's like da da da macacada or something like that yeah yeah it was above that one of the worst worst place but it was above it in the whole thing and it was like it was gorgeous like warehouse and they're like we want to book you like back and like covid happened never happened sorry i'm there mini fringe horrible little mini dress i look anyway we turned up we turned up we turn up to the club um i'm djing before gfoty right so so stupid so she i'm like quick quick i need to get up i need to get up and i'm i'm not gonna name a name but this person came in and he was like i've got a bag do you need bag i was like yeah probably go to the bathroom i've honestly when gfoty arrives i can't speak i'm like that i like i literally can't speak and she's like so he takes over fine i go outside with her boyfriend and i um when i say chewing his ear off it is so bad drinking drinking your like relationship with drugs and your your lack of doing them now is is more so just out of embarrassing yeah embarrassment of the gun yeah absolutely embarrassed of the gun embarrassed of the gun and also like embarrassed of like all the things that i've done like djing at the time like i was at uni like djing just for gfoty like i could have like you know been smart and like become friends yeah i mean kind of flop tina but like become friends of like the pc music lot do not mean but instead i was just like i'm gonna do a load of cocaine yeah but it's just djing yeah Well exactly And also like Who's GF2 Who's anyone on PC By the Ragey And your music Woi And Daniel Hall And Daniel Hall Who else on it Umaru wasn't PC Easy Jet What the fuck is his name Oh Easy Fun Yeah I mean he's just In the Charlie album Uh Hannah Diamond And I do love Hannah Diamond Her first singles Before anything else Do you know They're like high And like every night They feel like summer to me Sophie No Sophie doesn't have a release No She might have a release But she wasn't PC She's a Jason She's on and numbers yeah um anyway what was the question my girlfriend doesn't want to kiss your tongue look there's the only clarifier here is that if you're like if you're one of those people that is like just going yeah yeah just like fucking it's like a little pearl like tongue fucking yeah like just hold it g just like chill hold it down like hold it down before you g but then similarly if your girl is like no no no like i 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