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1:00Zootopia 2 has come home to Disney+. Let's go! Get ready for a new case. We're gonna crack this case and prove we're the greatest partners of all time! New friends. You are... Gary the Snake. And your last name? The Snake. Dream Team. In new habitats. Zootopia has a secret reptile population. You can watch the record-breaking phenomenon at home. You're clearly working at it. Zootopia 2. Now available on Disney+. Rated PG. Sue I think I'm not in love oh my god yes what are you not in love with I'm not in love with many a thing but I actually wrote it about my relationship with the industry wow and trying to convince myself that like I didn't want this dream anymore right and the industry chews you up and spits you out it chews you up and spits you out and I feel like it was when I finally got considered as a musician that things got harder because you're in the room but you don't know how to get to the microphone you know amazing and you're reckoning with your identity and that's something you've been reckoning with since you are gay in Derbyshire tell me about that being gained obj was weird like I mean I just like shagged everyone in the area and it got a bit peak when they all started dating after me and they were all talking about how I faint during anal sex amazing and when you say make it sweet when you break it to me yeah breaking what exactly like breaking if you ever done anal zane

2:26no and that's okay um basically make it sweet when you break it to me is kind of like oh yeah when you break into me just be like you you've got like take a second you need to wait like wait go make it sweet because then you just push it it's a song about anal no but um i thought that would be funny to say it's a double entendre double entendre maybe a triple entendre and where do you take your sort of like lyrical style from who's on the mood board for you on the mood board there's so many people on the mood board. I grew up listening to like La Del Rey and then you're like your Charlie X's, but then also like Shamia and Khalifa.

2:56So kind of like humorous, but fun, but also quite deep. Tongue in cheek. Tongue in cheek, Zayn. Yeah. It's not the only place you put in your tongue, you daft side. No, I know. You're right. You're right. Zayn, oh my God, are you okay?

3:19Oh my God, you're not saying low it's louis happy fire may the fourth be with you bitch oh my god and i watched star wars yesterday i watched star wars yesterday chevacca's dick oh chewy big ass bear chewy on my clit there's so many um races in star wars that sound like racial slurs oh really chewbacca is a wookie um or something there's like the desert people there's there's jabbers it's full it's it's really um yeah yeah gives a bit peak have you ever watched those no wow impressive thank you everyone i thought i'd give it a chance to sort of i haven't watched star wars and lord of the rings i'm like oh god oh lord of the rings is great is it fierce it is actually quite does she gag does lord of the rings gag does legless give tranny harrison ford oh harrison ford harrison ford still lang princess leia i look at and i'm like rip queen she's gorgeous but she so princess leia i'm pretty sure when that film came out was like the it girl yeah And I kind of look at her like...

4:38She's everywhere. She's so Julia. Kind of look at it like that. Anyway, that was my weekend. That was my Sunday, actually. Miss Fletcher, your curtain call's happening, Queen. Gag it. Happy Star Wars Day. Happy Star Wars Day, you big freaks. You bigfreaks.com. Yeah. Love it. Why don't you join a Discord and chat about it to someone who fucking cares? Why don't you look, Max, instead of being obsessed with Chewbacca, you prick? Yeah. Yeah. instead of buying lockets of Chewbacca's hair in a little tub for£19.99 on a limited edition run it's a Cocker Spaniel for God's sake yeah skinny to poo with your cock I'll do it till I rock I'll go and use a comb I'm gonna prolapse ooh just stealing your buzz that's okay subscribe to our Spotify now follow us on Spotify yes we should talk about that follow us on Spotify subscribe to us on YouTube leave us a comment leave us a review we will reply we went for we got invited down to Spotify HQ last week to talk about being a podcaster and also being in the creative industries what I actually love is not to dog them out but apparently the head of podcasting messaged Shan who's our friend at Spotify to say I'm obsessed with Straight Leaver and I think that means we're coming for the top spot Biatch and they did make us sign an NDA to not did they talk about stuff but they did also feed us bagels so yeah and chicken salad but it was just chicken with a bit of um what's celery in it yeah they scrubbed us clean and put fingers in our mouth yeah and we really really liked it no let's shout out spotify because actually the girls are we only we didn't socialize with the rest of the podcasters because an op is an op um we sat at the front because we came a bit late never have um because we were out getting a blank street before we're getting quite peak aren't we you got me a blondie got you a blondie first first blondie from blank street in my life which i know what you're listening you're thinking no cap cap that's a lie um l-i-e but never have i ever um

6:49never have i ever felt like the cool one in a room yeah so this is the thing we got in that and then they put up a whole board of our logos of everyone in the room's logos and all the logos are like podcasters like this like we've like doodles around them they've all got like doodles around their head like talking history with me rebecca and then ours is just like straight evil logo and we were just sat at the front like well quite frankly cross-dressing and everyone was like yeah i'm really proud of us to be like to like know everyone at spotify and to like them be looking after us yeah it was cool they were nice people yeah they were really nice on the design I don't know if we spoke about this on the Patreon which we might never air because it was so bad but subscribe to us on Patreon because we're actually dropping a good one today or if you're listening to this now it's already out you get full episodes now on Patreon it's not like we were doing before early access it's like full episodes it's a separate podcast there's full episodes that you're not getting and we're bitching, we're getting deep we're talking about stuff that we wouldn't even stream because all you bitches would leak it yeah yeah on the fucking straight diva discord you can leak it over there as well if you want um there's no leaking like a pad yeah leaking like a leaker so anyway yeah but yeah every every podcast apart from ours is gay every podcast has logo doodles pictures of the two people that do it yeah what uh oh it's the crazy hour it's a silly podcast and it reminded me of stand-up posters yes and how ugly they are i felt like in that room pink pantheras yeah just a logo who are they why are they here why are they just like um 2000s and we were i loved it um so thanks for listening guys but basically what they were hammering home is we need to remind you that if you are here listening we do need your ratings we do need you to share it like it and like interact with it because it helps yeah so we just want to say if you are up for it and want to give us five star on the ratings menu please go do that which we currently average anyway yeah so join the club but we always get notifications from oh you turn on the notification oh yeah turn on the notification bell you freak i know which is crazy but we've been told that we need to tell you i didn't even know there was that i know me neither but we always get our emails from youtube and spotify saying like you have one you have a low it's one you go oh you have a low subscriber slash follower number for how many views slash listens you're getting yeah so um just a gentle nudge in that direction as per our last email please franco fake peace franco skinny dipping how was your weekend my weekend was good i'm drunk a lot at the minute yeah because summer's come in she had it coming so we've been sat in our favorite park victoria park just drinking yeah not drinking in the day we've been sunbathing but then get to the evening we had adam's birthday it was really really lovely at the victory and he's on him which you can hire out and so he hired out it's lovely and then we it was like hot dogs face painting it was a proper key it was proper laugh face painting in a gay way or in a children's way what they want so people get mike tyson i would get i got a butterfly people getting like zebras bill got a zebra it was fun bless it was a really really fun it was a bit of a regression session yeah it was it was everyone just like really just like feel the rain on your skin what did you do this weekend uh i went to a club but speaking of going to a club uh regression session was the first club night I ever went to at Fire and Lightbox in Vauxhall as a 17-year-old with a fake ID.

10:42And the whole thing of regression session was basically it was a place for 17-year-olds to go out. But it was all about regressing to your childhood, so it was full of ball pits and shit. It was disgusting. But I bet you had the best time. I went there for my 17th birthday. Oh, that's so nice. With two friends. Love is love. One of them, still best friends with one of them, so the Zionist. peace um how was my weekend good uh bank holiday weekend is uh you know a time to where you can sort of tick all the boxes i guess you can you can do your housework yeah you can have the the casual night in and then you can get absolutely binned yeah um uh all in and do a podcast yeah all in one bank holiday weekend um proud of you coming in today yeah but it's nice i guess it's nice that you guys get a fucking day off and we're out here fucking making a fucking podcast fucking bleeding ourselves fucking dry fucking coming to us shitting fucking blanks yeah guys i've stopped coming blanks because i'm off blockers just best of coming out and that's stuff coming and that's the sound you'll be hearing all fucking who's gonna get pregnant this episode is brought to you by google chrome You think you know a browser, but Gemini and Chrome?

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12:51Hope you weren't trying to fall asleep. Yeah, God, that's awful if you were. But yeah, who am I getting pregnant? I'm still on some sort of blocker, but not a full blocker. never go full blocker ever wait sorry just um explain that bit um so i come off blocker tees blocker tees transsexual tees in january i was doing a blocker and i thought no i'm not gonna have it because i just wanted to like what it was was everyone had what it was was what it was was even like cis cis girlies they have a natural amount of testosterone with blockers you have nothing so i felt like i wasn't able to gain like it was not even like i want to be hench or anything but gain any muscle I feel like I was tired all the time so I just come off it and I've just got a finasteride which is the one that protects your hair oh yeah and yeah I'm just doing that

13:42and that is a lovely lovely thing and you'll do that until it feels until I want to go back on blockers but I know what I want to get I want to get a bit more leaner I feel like I'm a bit more it's not that you're fat and hideous no no it's not that fat and it's on the pen. No. So I don't feel fat or hideous. I just feel a bit like I did have one of those bodies like not bragging but I had one of those athletic bodies where if I wanted a six pack I did like press ups for a week and I have like a six pack. Really? Yeah and me and Sam were working on a song which people have been asking for for ages that I never properly released which is Ireland.

14:20Ireland. Ireland's coming. After the project Ireland's on its way. Ireland's coming. And basically I know there's one transgender out there that's gone yes! that's really nice and we were working on that song and we were watching the live performance from from the South Bank show and I was just hench like I looked amazing and I definitely don't look like that now so I'm like okay because I feel like I'm a bit more like smoother I'll tell you what though you're still mogging the fuck out of me in every episode I don't know if that's true you are your jawline is I mean the jawline I'm quite lucky for her Yeah, she's my girl She's fucking holding the whole thing up right now She's hiding the double chin like She's like, don't lean back It's like, there was a photo that Dazed caught of us at the party Were you tagged in that photo?

15:12It was like, me, you, Zooey, Bill Oh yeah And I was laughing, I was like And I was like, yeah Thanks Dazed, love you Dazed actually I went to a Jill Sander event with Dazed Oh my god, that's amazing So I went in with Zooey Do you go to many influencer parties? No, because I now remember why. We walked in, I walked around, I stood in the corner with Zoe, spoke to a couple of people and then I was like, why am I here? Circled back, went outside, said to Ray, I said, Ray, I'm pretending to go out for a cigarette, but I'm now leaving. And she said, she literally, I watched her check her phone. It'd been half an hour and she was like, good for you girl.

15:43And I thought, yeah, thank you. And I left, I'd wandered in on it. So what was the point of going? Show face. Yeah, show face. And I was like, do I get a picture? And I was like, honestly, don't care. And I'm really grateful, but like, Jo Sander, like good for you. She's a popular lesbian And we love lesbians But Yeah She's a lesbian She's a lesbian Wow A chic lesbian I said I see you Jill Sander I love the peoples A$AP Rocky made a song That is literally just listing brands And it slaps Yeah She's good in the show And Rihanna was in the video Fashion killer Way before They ever tinged They were clotting I've got lumps All over my body Oh babe I'm just a lumpy boy And I think as I get older I'll just become Lumpier and lumpier And fatter and flabbier And More cynical And Looking tando Yeah Sunny Yeah You're beautiful I've got a lump on my head And it's infected With pus coming out of it You are beautiful I'm getting treated for it But yeah I've also got a lump behind my ear Here Have you got The cysts on my head are sebaceous cysts Okay Sebaceous When I'm looking fly, Bill looks at me and goes You look sebaceous Sebaceous cysts are Harmless cysts That can grow on your scalp I think they're full of collagen or something Oh gaga Or cartilage or some shit so maybe I'm just like having too much bone broth at the moment but anyway I've had these lumps in my head for ages they're fine but one of them got infected and it how?

17:35I don't know it's basically like a massive white head thank god I've got luscious curly hair thank god you've got Dr. Pimple Popper coming around later yeah get on the bed no but you're really not meant to squeeze it because it could it could make more cysts pop up okay yeah you leave that girl alone um so I just want to use this as a cautionary tale to anyone else who might have sebaceous cysts, go and get them checked. But they're probably not harmful, but don't use that as an excuse to not get them checked. And you're still beautiful. If they are infected, much like a whitehead too, don't pop them.

18:06Yeah, you do have to leave them. Leave them, otherwise you will just get more. And that was something I wish I knew when I was 16 and I was ridden, ridden with whiteheads. But anyway, that's been the sort of personal health segment. If you were thinking That I was attractive and hot I hope this hasn't Affected that I hope you still think I'm hot I must be hot Yeah

18:40Where do you want to start? Well I've got my list So things I'd like to talk about today guys Are we want to review Hinge and field profiles I want to talk about Getting Over Sadness I want to talk about Song Coming Out And Why Bank Holiday Should Be Banned And then I want to talk About songs that The covers of songs That are better than The originals Oh yeah I did I did a lot of I did some last minute Research for that I got a few I got a few You know Okay Should we start with Why should Bank Holiday Be Banned Or do you want to go Why Bank Holiday Should Be Banned They're pointless Okay I don't think I've met anyone That's like Thank god it's a bank holiday Like even people that work like regular regular jobs that get the day off for the bank holiday i don't think anyone feels good about it because then tuesday comes around it just feels like monday just made a tuesday feel like monday like just give us a holiday instead like why don't we just add up all the bank holidays it is a holiday no i know but why don't we all add up the bank holidays and we get a week off like a holiday holiday okay like a school holiday but everyone gets you think it should all be in one burst okay it's like oh my god like christmas is it's like oh my god here's the May week off that everyone gets.

19:45It's just like a week off. Okay. Do you know what I mean? I do know what you mean. I, so we're obviously in a position now where bank holidays don't really matter to us. I actually thought I was going to be working today. Really? And I woke up and I was like, God, I'll get to my emails. And I was like, oh my God. We are working. I know. This is work. This is, this is work. But, you want a hot body? You want a Bulgari? But, but is it, I can't tell if it's more coming from a freelance bourgeoisie's place or a former service worker proletariat place former service worker like because it's like no one enjoys it and it just gets busy for no it is stupid and even people coming in they're like yeah i've got today it only benefits the corporate class and even then does it because it's busy everywhere and it's not fierce like today if i wanted to go on a little walk like i'll wait till tomorrow so it's a bit dead but you can but it's a three-day weekend so it's a three-day weekend and i know it doesn't benefit the people in the service industry but I would argue that even though I don't I would work on a bank holiday now work my friends who have corporate jobs absolutely adore the bank holiday weekend but they're all alcoholics and so are you, you just get drunk any day of the week rather than being a weekend warrior what's on tomorrow?

21:08so maybe it's because you're an alcoholic I was actually thinking about that mean but i actually had a conversation about it where like we probably all are just alcoholics because the amount we drink for sure we're a mentally ill nation but i think that there's there's rare occasions there's few occasions few and far between susan that you could yeah get binned um friday saturday sunday get binned and still see your family yeah get binned while you're doing your house chores and just tick every box and then you still get the monday to completely reset yeah you get a four-day working week after that sure big sainsbury's is shut yeah on the bank holiday monday but i don't know i'm kind of into alternative of a a batch yeah a batch cooking yeah a banky banky wanky week the thing about bank holidays is is that like if you want to do anything or go anywhere everyone else is on the same idea that's what i mean that's why it's not fun maybe we should stagger bank holidays for different industries so like all the all the london creatives yeah get a bank holiday the same weekend or the same day yeah all the boring people all the tradies So you could take a holiday off while the trading is on a bank holiday So you make sure you're in the local smooth It won't be a holiday for me that day Rain income Work, work, work, work, work, work Okay That's why bank holidays should be banned Yeah I can't tell if it's hot or cold but Yes or no In and you're out, up and you're down You're wrong when it's white Black when it's white I think compared to other countries we have quite a lot of bank holidays Yeah, they're just, I honestly think it's so stupid.

23:10And I also think whilst on the topic, the clocks come forward and back is also stupid.

23:18So good when it's summer though. Yeah. When you lose an hour of sleep, it took me about three days. I felt jet lagged to get back. Skinny dee-booey, I got down. So you just think it shouldn't happen at all. You think it should stay there. Okay. But then I think the clock's going when it's spring. When you get an extra hour. No, no, no. So you lose it. That's the best day of the year. No, no, no. You lose it in spring because I was filming with Albie. Sorry, you lose it in spring. With Albie. I was filming with Albie and I lost an hour's sleep and I went out the night before and had like four hours sleep and I felt like I was...

23:48But that's the best day of the year, in my opinion. That's like, oh my God, it's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. Like everything is about to get better from here. Thank God. But then conversely, I think when the clocks go forward, it's the worst day of the year. I get really depressed I'm like Oh no It's gonna be I'm gonna be bad today What? It's me doing baby voice to myself Oh it was a baby voice? Yes Yeah I'm gonna be bad today There you go

24:25What do you want to talk about next? What else is next? This week I'm turning the week around I was bad last week I had a song come out Called Not In Love Go stream it I do feel like it's really good I'll tag it in this episode Click on the link below So if you're listening on Spotify it'll be somewhere But I had a song come out It felt good There's lots more things coming out this week And next week You're in New Music Friday Thank you Spotify I'm in shit loads of Apple playlists Thanks Apple Thank you Apple Apple's really vouching for me BBC6 played it the day it came out Didn't even need to ask Thanks Lewis for BBC6 Love you DJ Deb Grant Yeah Lewis Lewis the producer yeah Deb Grant played it DJ Deb Grant and uh DJ Deb Grant and Nathan Chepard played it on New Music Fix instantly and they were saying who's Sue I think because Sue I know I love her nice I was like sick and they're like I know she's gonna post on social media and I was like will I and I'm gonna see um thank you to everyone supporting I'm Not In Love thank you so much but it is that thing it's like oh god I've just gotta like find new funny ways and like interesting ways to like promote a song we did one at the top of this episode yeah yeah exactly thank you no worries no worries honestly no worries genuinely no worries but you should go listen it's really good and then there's a single coming straight after like in a month or so and then there's a whole project boss me it is really good it was really nice to hear the verses oh good I want it so much it's actually a really emotional song I really liked SG Cackles I saw him on Friday And I said SG Kaki done the beat And he really liked it Has no one ever said that before?

26:11No, you said it SG Kaka done the beat I love him Yeah, I really liked what he did with the bass Yeah And the second verse It's just classic pop songwriting Give me a simple catchy Bass line And just twist it as the song goes on just a tiny bit just a little sauce it feels like it's looping but it's not it's not yeah it's not it's a good song let's go list it please it's a great song please and I'm very happy that it's doing so well thank you it is at this stage and I'm very excited to your journey as a musician and an artist I really hope it works out I've really I had a big nightmare about it this week but I'm coming out and I just think you're coming out I'm gonna let it show yeah I've decided that I am going to make it work and it is going to work out for me lesbianism yes and also I did my spirit animal cards and I'm a swan which basically means like you're going into like a really successful artistic path which we spoke about on our Patreon exclusive episode this week so if you want to find out more about that click on the link in the description are we good at doing that?

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28:46Actually getting people's faces. Might plot us in the middle. Yeah. Like Kanye West. Like a punk show or something. And then I fucking just knock people out in the crowd.

28:57Open up the pit. Open the fuck up. But that's going to be great. I've got an auto-tune pedal. Auto-tune. It's going to be some emo auto-tune pedal ones. Oh, my God. And it's going to be fantastic. We're going to be supporting a band called Tightrope, who are really good. How tart are they? How tart are they? They are tight. Are they tight? They're super tight. They're tart as fuck. They're tight, tight, tight. But that's music updates. ICL probably won't be there because I'll be at home. That's okay. Sorry. We are at the point now that we don't need to come to each other's show every time. Every time.

29:39And this is what I tell to my close friends. I'm like, look, there's going to be a million shows. Yeah, yeah. I'm Jessie J now. I'm Jessie J. Yeah. I'm cutting my teeth, as it were. I'm going to Turkey and I'm getting veneers. Nobody's perfect. Yeah. So come see my show with the baby teeth pre-veneer. Gummy singing. Gummy sucking. What's really like? Getting over sadness with Sue, I think. You just have to ride it. And you do. Why have you put this down? Why have you written this down? Because last week I had to get over sadness. And looking at the vast emptiness that is life and being like, fuck.

30:20Yeah. And then I looked at it and I was like, all right, fuck it. I'll just best get up. Like you do actually have to affirmation yourself out of it. And if they don't work for you, you just need to like stand up and go for a walk. Cause like, babe, sadness is just like, it's everywhere. And you can let it consume you. What affirmations are you writing down? I'm kind, I'm strong, I'm loving. I put myself first, hold myself highly. I'm sure that I'll always be okay. Brackets, because I will always be okay. Bracket. And then I do like, I will be successful. I will. I'm hot. But they're the ones that are always in my head.

30:49I am hot. You just gotta remind yourself that you're that bitch You're that bitch I'm not the problem Everyone else is It's my parents fault I did not mean to hit that child with a car and turn them into a jammy dodger He does love you and he's not leaving you He's not cheating on you That's a big one I have to believe and trust I am hot I can take it like nobody else can I do not need a BBL Size 8 feet are fine for a girl I don't need lube just a bit of spits fine yeah this never usually happens I don't need a cigarette I don't need a cigarette I don't need a cigarette I don't need a cigarette drugs are fine I don't have a drug problem I can be alone I don't yeah I don't have a drug problem yeah pasta bake is fine to have for tea again Korean chicken pasta bake again Korean chicken pasta bake soup and noodles is technically a vegetable orange juice counts as one of your five a day have a cigarette it's fine yeah Buy yourself some tulips for£4 from Sainsbury's That's a normal amount of wax to come out my ear Yeah Oh my god I've got cum again Yeah, I'm not losing it Yeah, I am a woman I am hot I am a woman I am hot

32:05I'm not the problem They are the problem In more sincere Getting over sadness tips I had Yeah Yeah. Passively, aggressively taking it out on your friends who are doing better than you. Me. That's me. I'm having to get offline. Do you know how many people have muted recently? I've never been somewhere like that where Instagram's bothering me, but it's actually started to bother me. Yeah. And I've never been like that and I've been really proud about how I'm not like that. But like, I feel like now I'm actually in the game. I'm like, fuck. Yeah. It's when people do like... When you're not in it, it's fine.

32:40It's when people do like 2008 style Facebook statuses, like celebrating some work they've done yeah and and it's like did you ever make facebook statuses when you were like 11 i am gay joking that wasn't me testing the water the kind of facebook status where like if you'd done something on the weekend right like if i went to westfield with some friends i would go like and tag yeah every friend oh my god had the best time with jemima pearson at Westfield today and then like some inside joke. Yeah, oh yeah. People are still doing that as 30 year old. Yeah, just made my first million. Ha ha ha. Straight to the bank.

33:22Lol, thank you to my agent. Tagging five friends, making an inside joke that we don't care about. Gone to number one again. Yeah. On Apple Music again. Yeah. God, is that even you? Think of the rest of us that aren't doing as well. Yeah, for fuck's sake. And I know I'll get there, but like right now it's yeah i'm bummed out guys uh spin class with middle-aged women and i was actually thinking of starting pilates oh i need to start something that i can be like i'm an adult i think it should be dancing i think we should both do dancing yeah tea because it so it ticks a lot of boxes for us right it's exercise which we both need because zumba zumba do you want to know something crazy well they did zumba as a sport for sixth form students at my school that's sick isn't that ridiculous no it's like fitness well it's cool but it's like i mean it's not yeah i'm on the zumba team it's exercise

34:22it's exercise it's performance yeah and it benefits our career as well yeah so there's a real a lot of vested interest i think you're not convinced no i'm with you no i would like to start dancing with you we don't have to do it together if you don't want no i would like no you clearly don't want to do it i do want to do it you don't like me do we can go dance class and then we can then go do badminton straight after i love badminton one badminton racket please for christmas um sing sing it always helps you make make you i love singing yeah it does singing is my favorite joy singing with other people singing around the house yeah um going for a walk i love a walk calling your parents sometimes that helps sometimes it doesn't not to make you gain perspective on what's really important but to realize how boring their lives are and then like go back to like appreciate how interesting your life is get hotter yeah stop eating skip a meal Eat nice food Eat slimming food GLP1 Manjara County sins

35:38Xanax Percocet Lean Weed gummies In that order Masturbate on yourself Don't shower Don't shower Cake it in Bake it in Bake the price in We can do that too Yeah You know We can include some video production on the side We can include some baked income on the side Yeah Bit crusty It's fine It's fine It's always been fine We're just riffing Yeah it's always been fine Welcome to the Straight Diva podcast Hello Cause I'm straight And I'm a diva Wow Yeah Oh my god Love Sue Love Louie Where's Louie? Is Louie here tonight? Love Sue Is Louis here tonight I knew you'd be here Is Louis here tonight Me at Dove Ellis Me at I knew you'd be here Because you spoke about it Love you To that person That said that Is Louis here Dove Ellis is my Stomping ground Dove Ellis is your Stomping ground But I was there How crazy And then someone asked For a photo But they asked for a photo Which is really sweet But I actually thought They were taking the piss Because it was like My friends would be like Oh my god are you still I think can have a photo And I thought it was like You or Laura So I turned around like And then they were being serious And I was like My God, yeah, I am so, I think.

36:52And yes, she can have a photo. I love that. I already saw Dove Ellis a year ago when I booked him for my night. I love my wife. I know, that's amazing. And I did the one before him and he's there and I'm here. Shit. Shit. Shit. But people have different journeys. That's what I mean. That's why I like to meet people. But I'm going to do it too. Dove Ellis, watch your back, ho. Joking. He literally doesn't care about me. Different strokes for different folks. We wouldn't get on me and Dovelis And that's okay I think you'd think I'm a bag I don't really know him I've met him once He was really nice But yeah I think we're both too loud for him Too loud And we like social media too much Yeah Exactly He's a very offline He's so talented though Private person Yeah Oh The sister's scabbing Stop touching it Do you want to touch it?

37:45No man No man That's fucking beautiful No man um okay next up segwaying into whoa dove ellis did a cover of something i love my wife last year and uh he did the cover of it the other night as well did he what was it it was that song that no one knew i'm gonna do a cover and he did like a song that someone in the crowd i love my wife that's literally my favorite cover yeah shut up man i did a cover i love my wife not to think about me oh my god you did darling on my hand yeah i did jess glenn well it's so interesting that you've brought this segment to the table because that is a policy that i tried to implement and i loved it everyone loved it everyone lost their shit that was really but it not everyone resonated with it as much as you yeah no one did it don't did it i did it the real bitches did it i think yeah big softy did it anaconda with the pants oh my god that was good so i love my wife i have a policy which i have enforced to mixed degrees of success partly my own fault because sometimes i do it too short in advance yeah but i was like you have to do one cover um and you did darling hold my hand by jessica or whatever what is it actually called hold my hand is that cool yeah darling hold my hand It must be called Hold My Hand.