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1:19From her travels in Spain and Italy and Greece. Italy was only in a capsule hotel for an overnight layover. That's okay. Don't go to a capsule hotel. Capsule. Capsule. Gives it a beautiful sound. Hello, Missed You. Missed You Too. Can we give a round of applause for Blue Blue, please? Can we give a round of applause for Sue I Think and Stand In Straight Diva host Bill Milner, please? And wonderful A-lister guest, Maisie Williams. Maisie Williams as well.

1:54We're back, bitch. We're back. Did you miss us? Can you hear it, Bill? Bill said yes. Did you miss us? We missed you. Do you know what else is coming back? Glee.

2:12Well, funny you should say that because that is relevant to the game we're going to be playing later this episode. Yes. Record UK top 10 five aside. I know who's going to be. Stick around for that one because Bill Milner's going to be back as a guest to play against Sue, I think.

2:34I realise I hard launched your relationship when you were on holiday. Realise that as well. I did tell you though. Well, no, I consented by sending you the picture. Yeah, I said, I'm going to do a holiday dump. And then you sent those photos and I thought, oh, okay, work. I'm like really happy. Sorry. No, no, no. It's all good. I sent you the picture. so I think I did already think okay this is implied yeah by me sending this picture that I consented and it wasn't until someone commented oh my god hard launch I thought oh shit yeah that's something that people do and worry about I had a couple of thoughts about that yeah one I thought it was lame one I quit two this is the last episode no one was that I thought it was lame that I picked a picture where I am like trying to look ugly and my girlfriend is trying to look hot I loved it though she bogged you hard it's like a really lazy joke no I love it second thing is brings up an interesting I guess you don't have to think about this or maybe do more because Bill is famous but the politics of tagging your your partner on social media because if you don't tag them it's like almost like you're hiding them but it's also like I respect the privacy whereas if you tag them I love those divas yes you tag them then it's like a thing I love those divas that don't even post like we'll get married to a man and only post the back of his head then I'm like you are tapped beyond belief If you think you posting that man's face is going to make him sway in your marriage, you should not be marrying that man.

4:23It all like people. Well, I guess that is legitimate, but people who blur out their kids faces. I mean, you know me and everyone knows me. Hi, kidding. But I, I even think, you know, people I hate even seeing videos where people are like, oh, yeah, you're bringing your boyfriend. Yeah. Right. Like if your partner's fears, no one cares that they're there. Do you know what I mean? Like everyone's happy they're there. Yeah You've just picked a shit boyfriend Or girlfriend Yeah Whereas it's like actually If you were like Rowan's coming to every Straight Deaver episode For the rest of my life I'd say okay That's fun If I fucking Yoko'd it Yeah Or if she Yoko'd it It'd be fierce She'd be sat there right now With the frothy coffee We're not there yet And that's okay There's time And when does she get Into performance art Where does she get To performance art When will she get Into performance art I'd say we'll do After your death Yeah, after my death, before moving in together, and just after the first time we shag.

5:22Or before, after you die, will it be before Harris gets the part, or after? Harris actually gave up the part for Jamie Vardy. Okay. Yeah, Jamie Vardy will have done his pivot by then. Harris wanted to do it, but he knew that he would never look as similar to you as Jamie Vardy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Shout out, Harris. Wait, but do you tag... Do you ever post Bill on your Instagram? Yeah, I don't tag him anymore because it's like you... You know by now. If it's a crow, you'll know. Were you there in Sky when we did that? The difference between a crow and a raven? And now a stim that me and Bill always have in our houses, if it's like you know or I know, it's a crow.

6:03No, I didn't know. What is it, Bill?

6:17yeah if it's a if you want to think if it's a raven or a crow if it's a raven you'll know that's it don't not sure i follow what was the example you were just talking about tagging your partner yeah like you know who he is okay you know i mean i'm a public gal okay so that would be you could find him if you wanted to find it that would be a crow you'll know yeah i guess so okay this is like cockney rhyming slang bills learned from ray winston or something yeah probably probably we bill met my brother the other day for the first time whoa we are for coffee if you didn't know me my brother stopped speaking for a long period of time and now we're back on and we're having a laugh um and the most gooped he was about bill's career is the fact that he knows right yeah no sorry he was absolutely cute okay and that tells you all you need to know without yeah men um wow okay uh you've been watching straight diva god there's there's so many there's so much i know where to start let's start with you how's your two weeks been without me good it was uh let's do podcast first then outside podcast it's it's tough doing it alone doing it on your ones even just like a springboard because one thing i I'm really glad that you did event like eventually I think over your first couple days there you were quite online and stuff like that and replying like after a while you start replying which I was so grateful you did for you to rest like seriously like I'm not even being a con I'm I was I was saying to Bill like I'm really glad you're not replying but similarly you know this is an empire so then it's like so then I'm getting uh things texting you but I'm like please don't reply but I've got a text you these because there'll be an email coming or something and that what it wasn't like stress of anything but it was just more like i think you forget when you like doing something with someone you're kind of like it's like an immediate springboard and then we don't have that springboard it was like well i think yeah i think he'd like that and i think i'd like that too and so it's just kind of like that um editing was fine my laptop's going to shit okay the episode that you sent me when you're on the just landed that genuinely i i haven't been able to watch that episode because it's like primavera two years ago where i still can't talk about it really because i know we were on top four my episode hence why i haven't edited any is because i can't bear to sit to it because i was so stressed around that uploading that episode because i'm mental um that just like nothing to do with you sent it me and then it was like because it was like a four it was like 12 gigs or no as your capcord upgraded so that you have to have 12 gigs free to export the video yeah yeah this is never had 12 gigs the bane of my life yeah this has never had a 12 gig free and genuinely like i was in the studio week that week with sam working on the project tough next and i was like in the studio like trying to delete videos just like is this an important family heirloom do you know what i mean it's just like no one understands the perils of using cap cut desktop as a content and then what i did was i thought i was being smart and i filmed the one when me and bill are in bed not in 4k big mistake big mistake don't film in 4k yeah don't film don't we film in 4k don't not film in 4k no don't film in 4k in my opinion really well at least my eyes are like that when we're maybe because you're a bit further away but it looks yeah nice and it looks fine but i yeah but it's been fine just editing is like when you're busy like an edit will only take literally less than an hour but sometimes it just feels eats away at you and it's the self-analysis thing it's just like yes why did i do that yeah yeah Yeah.

9:59But it's been good. It's been fine. Everyone's been lovely. There was one bit you didn't clip that I thought you should have clipped up. Which bit? From the last episode, which I might do. I still have two left to do. I've written a list. The Bulgaria clocking bit. The fish. Donate to the GoFundMe. Yeah, I know. It's already written down. That's my next one.

10:22Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. And Bill's hot take. Clocking isn't necessarily bad. and then me just had the lies what are you cooking me looking at him in the eyes to try to get him to stop talking so I don't have to go do you feel like that do you feel like clocking in isolation isn't necessarily bad it's more that it's just gender like most people are transphobic yeah I think it's more fear in them that like you can clock someone and be like oh god do you know what I mean but I think it's like the clock in someone's like immediate I don't mean someone like clocking me I'm off to be clocked yeah but I think it's the like the kind of like the behavioral change after it well if you missed last week's episode guys you want to hear that point expanded on yeah turn it off because i could have edited the audio better to be fair lads uh i was very impressed with your management of the podcast thank you i was very impressed with bill milner's performance yeah bill milner is the best um i thought you guys were quite harsh on yourself in the last episode yeah yeah um i think as you know the podcast thrive sometimes when it's sort of...

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12:15And with purchase protection on eligible items, biometric security, and pass keys, you're protected at every step. Download the new PayPal app to get started. See paypal.com slash protection terms. Like here, there, and everywhere. Yeah. And just like gutter chat basically. And I'm really excited to use my skincare products from 47 skin. Thanks guys. Oh yeah. I do actually have the person's name, which I would like to say. Cause last week when I was like, I don't have your name and I actually regretted that thoroughly. Your name is Oliver. Shout out Oliver. Shout out Oliver. how was your life outside of the podcast?

12:57Good, it's been busy, really, really busy You released a fucking song You released Island! I released Island And real heads will know real heads will know that anyone that was at the South Bank show anyone that's seen the South Bank YouTube video from early 2024 or 5 5 Just as we started Straight Diva yeah yeah um did the song and it's finally come out it's it's been received nice it's actually i feel like people are listening like i feel like it's like it's like a nice group of people that are actually relating to it like there's like new listeners there and like yeah well it's a very obviously serious sincere song yeah which has been difficult to do which you're and you're sometimes doing a more nuanced yeah it's like sort of presenting as well and it's kind of like the shift because the next music is away from the first project the first project i think is standalone in its own like electronica base and i'm trying to find my sound and i feel like i've found it and it's far away from there so yeah it's ireland is closer to the sound that we're moving into okay i think okay fantastic and why did ireland take so long to come out when question I guess we wrote it I wrote it with Jordan my friend Jordan on the piano and then

14:20and it's really fucking hard to sing in truth it's really really fucking hard to sing and when we finished the project like I basically had nothing left but I was like there's this song that people would occasionally DM me and be like please can you release this and I was like oh well yeah I will but actually now that it's in my set list I'm like shit what is the hardest bit to sing that's fine because you can kind of put that here in your am I on a wire there I can't You can do that here Where it's like full belting So I've started going singing lessons To try and do it But all the next music is quite vocally challenging So like shouting Vocally challenging for a mentally challenged person Did I tell you In the pod The camera up my nose And he was like do you do cocaine Yes I heard that But I didn't I still don't get what a vocal node is So you get like a lump on your vocal cords.

15:13So it's a bad thing? It's an illness? Yeah, and I don't have. Why did you think you had it? Because I would lose my upper range, but it's probably just the fact that I had really bad reflux and should stop drinking. What, are you drinking too much of Bill's cum, yeah?

15:30It doesn't stop. It doesn't stop. No. Yes, kidding. He's been eating a lot of pineapple, yeah? Yeah. Yum-o. How do you make your cum more yummy apart from pineapple? Is there any... I guess just be healthy. Health as well. Drink less, smoke less. But my ex-boyfriend used to follow me after I released an island. I checked yesterday. Unfollowed. She's gone. Later. Bye. I thought she'd be able to survive it, but... DJ boyfriend or horrible boyfriend? DJ boyfriend, yeah. Which someone came up to me the other day in the street and told a story that I said about him on here and she was like, that's this person, isn't it?

16:07And I was like, well, yeah. yeah it was well so shout out to you it's not that he necessarily disagrees with anything in the song it's probably okay I don't I don't need yeah my money is about a trip to island now don't get me wrong have I done video saying you broke up on me island yes well I continue like yes like well if I mean someone else listed the song mmm sign me up Irish love Island I've started reading or started listening to a book on the troubles because I really don't know anything about the troubles yeah and reading is cool or listening to books is cool he's amazing and i am going to do more of that this autumn that being said um also can you say what the book is sorry not to move on from the trouble so quick uh patrick madden keith who is the author of dope sick london falling and people love london falling people obviously love london falling oh it's not on my way it is say nothing a true story of murder and memory oh it's a series as well is it a series as well i think i think everything he does gets made into it yeah they're already making on and calling into a series um but yeah it's calling it's i don't know much about history but i feel like that's a big one i do know i do know about it then because i watched say nothing okay fantastic um but to move on to audiobooks in general that's okay that's okay If I may.

17:27Yeah. I was on the flight back from Bulgaria and I obviously... We haven't even got to Bulgaria, guys. Fuck. No, no, but we will go to you. Yeah, we covered it. But on the flight back, I was like, do you know what I'm going to do? Play an audiobook. And I've undownloaded everything from my phone just for space. And the only audiobook I had saved was our lovely friend, Sean Faisal of an Exile. So I thought, fuck it. Okay, run it back. I'm going to run it back. I never really listened to it. Oh, yeah, you didn't because you were like, I know this. I know this. I am a trolley. So I was like, loved Sean.

17:56Love with Omaha. I bought it. I've got it downstairs. And it's the same with Transgender Issues. Just like, God, this is dragging me down. Yeah, it would be like if I read like Orwell. And I think, yeah, yeah. No, it wouldn't be like that. I never said that. I never said that. No, it'd be like if you bought Sylvia Plath or something. Yeah, or like did like Simon Amst. Oh, but he's gay. Well, well shit. But basically, I was on the fly and it just made the fly. music I can maladaptive daydream I'm performing the song at Glastonbury I performed Phoebe Bridges album to Bulgaria and back like I've active listening whereas actually when I listened to Love and Exile it was like the longest 10 minutes of my life yeah audio books are very tricky because you have to focus you really have to focus it's not like a podcast it was a long flight no offense Sean no I think she'll laugh and if you don't laugh Sean then the audio books are flawed medium in that they're only good if you're washing the dishes walking somewhere maybe or trying to calm down there has to be a very boring activity that is happening that is just made slightly less mundane but you can still dedicate all of your attention and how the fuck are you?

19:15how was holidays? how were you rested? how were you feeling before holidays? during holidays? after holidays? Well, I tell you what did rest me while we're still on the subject of books was actually George Orwell's Keep the Asperdistra Flying, which I recommend to any listeners. It's a great book about a guy who leaves his job in advertising to become a poet and he tries to resist the money game, as he calls it, as much as he can. But he finds it increasingly difficult to nurture his relationships or happiness while resisting the money game. And that's all I'll say on that one. Otherwise, Sue, fantastic.

19:57Absolutely. Hated it. Yeah. Hated it. What are the headlines? I think it's just, I'm just going to still enjoy the moment now where I'm remembering that all the stresses of life, not to segue into 70 up, because we will talk about that as well, but that reinforced it as well. All the day-to-day stresses of life, all the bullshit, it doesn't matter. What matters is holidays and friendship and love. Cheap cigarettes. And cheap cigarettes, exactly. And cheap cigarettes. And yeah, it was fantastic. I went to Corfu with my mum and Rowan. Fab. Mum and Rowan got on great. Gorgeous. Rowan's good at asking questions.

20:47mum's good at talking um we didn't do much good uh we chilled by the pool we went to the beach i drove a boat at one point that was so that was pretty cool i'm the captain now yeah uh made rowan wet made my mum also upset um then i had a night in naples in a capsule hotel as a layover to get to spain where i went on holiday in andalusia with some friends quick little stop uh on capsule hotels not opposed to the theory of them but in practice it was hell horrible really really bad but it was 40 euros i got a morning in naples you've discussed that you don't like naples starts to the naples napolitans of the world you thought the pizza there was shit it was shit pizza was made there well done i feel like you figured out to put tomato and bread with cheese on top then everyone else took it and made it fierce domino hoo-hoo like i a couple times i've been to naples i went to the restaurant that says they originated pizza it was it was i think that's the mistake yeah is that everyone goes to this restaurant where it's like this is it this is fucking it guys and really it's like you could go to any pizza place i just wasn't gagging and there was yeah naples is fine go to any pizza place don't go to the pizza place that being said you will just kill yourself i will probably go back yeah i like i was saying to you off here i liked how compared to rome or florence just a little travel advice here it feels less touristy and a bit more like oh people actually live here i can see people going about their day-to-day lives rather than it just being Americans.

22:34Oh, you're like Jane MacDonald. What are you going to sing? And then this is Louis' cover of Jai Ho by the Pussycat Dog.

22:46But yeah, it was fine. Had a morning in Naples, then went to Sitges, did a bear con, did some appearances, did some keynotes. Sucking. Our friend Zooey's in Sitges right now with his friends. Oh, wow. they're doing it wrong do you know do you know when you see on people's stories like he's at the wrong beach he's meant to be the gay nudist beach yeah okay you don't have to get nude on the gay nudist beach girls get yourself to the nudist beach that is the first beach I'm sorry you don't have to get your chopper out well speaking of nudist beaches it was something I wanted to bring to the episode because I know you love them I know you and Bill love them and I had the privilege of going to one not in Citrus because I didn't really go to Citrus that was a laugh I went to Andalusia and we went to one and I was kind of, I guess I felt a bit boring because I kind of, I was thinking why are, because I feel like they're cool.

23:40I feel like nudist beaches are slightly on vogue. Yeah. And then I was like, why is that? And then I thought of, okay, maybe women like going there because free the nipple. Yeah. And partly because they're quite, we're not all nudist beaches are gay, but most are gay. Right. And then that was my next thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. queer people can go there and feel like they can do pda for sure um when they can't in most public spaces the ones that i've been to they're very like gay heavy especially like older gay heavy right which is fierce like girl but like so many old dicks there yeah but when you're not involved it's fierce because it's like no one wants me in my abt is like it's cool so i'm like I'm free then So almost That must be how Like the girlies feel Maybe Unless the girls are lesbians And the lesbians do it I really wish I wanted To get my chopper out At the beach But I don't I don't get my chopper out To be fair I'm just like untucked With my tits out Bill's full chopper Which I really appreciate Really?

24:39Yeah Because even when we We went with like A group of people After Primavera Line up announced Absolutely buzzing Really? Yeah Bjork Phoebe Bridges Massive Attack Wow Who else is playing? um uh you're my say it i don't know avalon emerson honey oh really yeah let's go um so you're coming uh who else so arc is playing just uh slate is playing the full line up playing yeah yeah oh wow yeah but i have to fly back for one of the days why can't tell you yet wow your calendar's that far booked yeah so i have to fly back for the last day But I'm thinking if I can fly back in the morning, do whatever I need to do, and I'm going to fly back for the final night, I don't give a shit.

25:30I've decided, guys, Easy Jet's going to hate to see me coming. That was like when mum flew back from holiday to go on Strictly Come Dancing and then came straight back. And when I say holiday, it was Christmas in Australia. She flew across the world just to do the Strictly Christmas special. That'll be you. What? That'll be you. That's what stars do, guys. Yeah, that'll be you. Okay, wait. Where were we? Nudist beaches. Yeah. Yeah, I wish I... I saw the biggest dick I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, you see some absolute choppers. And I was like, well, of course you love a nudist beach. Yeah. And you're literally walking up and down.

26:09We're talking eight inches and thick, Sue. No, no, no. Eight inches and thick. Flaccid. What I really liked about the nudist beach in Barcelona was it was more like everyone knew that they were going to be at the nudist beach. everyone was like so then it's like a weird difference between there and like citrus for example because citrus is like this is like like gay the bears and stuff like that so it's like love love your curves right this is yeah pruney ones yeah but in barcelona it was very like and so when you're in barcelona it was seeing these like absolute gargantuan built men with the biggest dicks you've ever seen in your life and i think that's okay to look at someone with an 80 inch dick and be like i have that kidding and look at a guy with an 80 inch dick and be like that is too much yeah it's too much and i'm sorry if you've got an eight-inch dick like good for you beauty is a curse but for me and i can power me yeah too big yeah so i wouldn't mind i wouldn't mind he was smaller he was like five seven well i like to go somewhere the energy it just goes to show guys short kings short kings rule short kings can pack yeah um and the rest of holiday was good any any teachings for our friends there was one other thing maybe oh well i saw you talk about brits abroad in bulgaria yeah we did very much brits abroad it was crazy and it made me i don't know if i've said this on the podcast before but airports make me feel particularly snobby when yes and classy flowing ad budget on metrics that look Great.

27:44Till the CFO sees them. That's bull spend. And marketers are calling it out in dashboard confessions. I remember telling my boss, it'll be good for the brand. When leads were slow. Yeah, it wasn't. Cut the bull spend. LinkedIn lets you target by company, job title, and more. Advertise on LinkedIn. Spend$250 on your first campaign and get a$250 credit. Go to linkedin.com slash campaign terms and conditions apply. This episode is brought to you by PayPal. You know how a mom's bag has everything? Sunscreen. Snacks. A stapler? The new PayPal app is like that, but for your money. Shop, pay, manage your account, and earn rewards all in one place.

28:29And with purchase protection on eligible items, biometric security, and pass keys, you're protected at every step. Download the new PayPal app to get started. See paypal.com slash protection terms. 17 up kidding um but it's like with that i when we flew to bulgaria they were literally like because the schools have gone back flights gone down so everyone was there it was genuinely i've never seen so many stag do's and everyone doing kind of like brits broad kind of like weird jacket competition everyone was just wearing pride colors and everyone was like isn't this funny and he was just like no it's like you've been to heaven well i flew into malaga to go on my Spanish holiday and when I got there it was relatively quiet but when I left it was like oh god the and just like as soon as walking out the terminal the silk car is lit yeah and then there was there were some stags for sure there was some active wear everyone's already drunk everyone is already drunk yes there were a lot of golfers there were a hell of a lot of golfers and then I just I didn't realize but of course it's true that spain is just so popular for british tourism spain is like the one and i've never even flown into alicante which i imagine is even yeah more british um and i didn't really have much observations apart from that it made me feel like a fucking tough yeah um and that uh airports are some of the like most horrible places to be in the world.

30:04Do you know Toph from Made in Chelsea? Georgia Toffola, yeah. Do people just like... Tolerate her? Yeah, well like why do people like... Oh No, no, no her name's Georgia. Her surname is Toffola or something. Toffola. And people naturally caught on and connected the dots that she is a Toph. She kind of disappeared. She was kind of everywhere for a second. Well, she is married with the guy who is the founder of Brudo. who I think are having a hard time. So I think she's probably gone. She's taking that ring off. Ring off by Beyonce. Yeah, big time. But no, my holiday was great. I feel recharged.

30:47I managed to finally unplug and get off Instagram. So you got it out? Well, we did some skinny dipping on the last night. Nice. But even then I was a bit like, but it was one of my weird nights. Yeah. I don't know I'm sure you would be the same but it was a holiday of like 15 people right yeah you'd be tired by the associative and even us or maybe especially us who can be loud and are usually performing it's quite nice to take a back seat in those situations and my god this group of friends they just play games Sue they just there's games there's like there's mafia there's splash there's no more jockeys there's oh god I can't even remember and I just do like go like okay can we stop now yeah yeah that's such a bit of me can we do gossip um and who do we hate in this circle yes exactly yeah yeah exactly it's just nice to get it out that's gossip yeah but and you don't even hate them it's just something to say passes the top there are times when you know we're making nice dinner every night and then i'm i'm digesting you know and then it's like i i fall off a cliff social battery wise and then i did start to feel like am i is there something wrong with me yeah am i ill am i why am i on holiday and all my friends are literally having the best time in the world and i've gone non-verbal and then we did the lip sync competition i couldn't even and i obviously won but i wasn't no i couldn't even bring it for the lip sync oh really and then it just gets worse though because then you get in a circle like why can't i bring it why can't i yeah and then that would spiral and then terry's bullying me for how i didn't nail the key change and the stepbrothers uh sweet child of mine thing but we were made up afterwards so it was all fine but yeah it was really great and one game we did play on holiday which I do want to play with you is the UK Top 10 Fivers side and Bill Milner would you be free to join us right now or in five minutes or whenever okay because I do want to ask you about your autumn my autumn introduced to the stage the incomparable Bill Miller okay thank you Bill for joining us today so and also I need to just go like this okay so the premise of UK top 10 five aside is that you guys are going to go against each other and build a five aside team of five artists who you think have the most top 10 entries into the UK singles chart since I think ever World War II but we'll say ever but it's old old artists as well as well as new I've got this Sue seems very confident that she knows exactly who she's going to go for so why don't we start with you Sue oh sorry I forgot to clarify one thing yeah which is that I only have a list of people with 20 entries or above okay fine and it's about 40 names and if they don't if they're not on this list they're not coming in they're not coming in okay You ready?

33:54I'm ready. Robbie Williams. Yeah. Right, okay, I see. No, no, no. Well, you could just do... Are you ready to go? Well, yeah, I probably can start, like... Do one for one. I like that. Yeah, I could start picking some names out of a hat. I do just want to flag that this isn't my forte. Bill, shut up. It is your forte. You're very knowledgeable about music.

34:23From forever So I'm just going to go with a heavy hit and say Michael Jackson Great shout We've got a strong start from both teams Hit me Sue Rod Stewart Wow Did not see Sue Cricken going there Okay I'm going to keep going basic The Beatles Sue's trying to beat all Bill's playing the hits That might not be good because I don't think they were like single. Music was different in those days. No. Elvis. Wow. Right. I think you might still win though. I think you are actually like... You did the Beatles though. I think you're about to win. I know what I'm going to say next in my development. Bianchi?

35:11This might be wrong, but I know she's one of the most dreams artists ever. Kesha.

35:22I actually don't know what we're doing. This is number one. Man said Kesha. Yeah, exactly. This is number one. Man said Kesha. Man. Man. I got you.

35:35Getting clocked's fine. Sorry? Getting clocked's fine. Well, it is. No, I agree. As long as you're clocking them in. It's not intrinsically bad. In like a... I see you. and I don't necessarily dislike it.

35:54I took a credit race.