Selects: PT Barnum: More Complicated Than You've Heard

20 Dec 2025 · 59 min

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Episode Overview

  • Title: Selects: PT Barnum: More Complicated Than You've Heard
  • Description: Josh and Chuck explore the life of P.T. Barnum, revealing the complexities behind the man often referred to as the "World's Greatest Showman," encompassing his darker exploits alongside his successes.

Key Themes and Discussions

Initial Impressions of Barnum

  • Josh's View of "The Greatest Showman":
  • Critique of the movie, describing it as a "musical whitewashing" of Barnum's life.
  • Acknowledges that Barnum's life is often glamorized, overlooking his morally questionable actions.
  • Complexity of Barnum's Character:
  • Chuck highlights that Barnum is not simply a villain but a multifaceted individual who both entertained and exploited.

Background and Early Life

  • Birth and Family Background:
  • Born Phineas Taylor Barnum in 1810 in Bethel, Connecticut.
  • Came from a modest family background; his father was not financially successful.
  • Early Career Ventures:
  • Introduced to swindling at a young age; began with lotteries which became a recurring theme in his life.
  • Started his own lottery, showcasing his entrepreneurial spirit.

Rise to Fame

  • Early Show Business:
  • Began exhibiting people, such as Joyce Heth, a blind, elderly enslaved woman touted as George Washington's nursemaid. This marked Barnum's entrance into the world of sensationalism.
  • The controversial nature of his exhibitions, often exploiting marginalized individuals.
  • Marketing Genius:
  • Employed outrageous publicity stunts to generate interest and ticket sales, demonstrating his understanding of human psychology regarding entertainment and deception.

Notable Events in Barnum's Life

  • The Fiji Mermaid:
  • A fraudulent taxidermy piece that drew massive crowds, exemplifying Barnum's ability to market the bizarre.
  • General Tom Thumb:
  • Barnum’s famous act featuring Charles Stratton, a little person, which became a media sensation.
  • Jenny Lind:
  • The Swedish opera singer who became a major success in America, further legitimizing Barnum's operation.

Personal Life and Political Shift

  • Marriage and Family:
  • Married Charity Hallett and had four daughters; later married Nancy Fish shortly after Charity's death.
  • Political Awakening:
  • Barnum's shift to abolitionism during the Civil War, using his platform to advocate for union and abolition.
  • Elected to the Connecticut General Assembly, where he worked on ratifying the 13th Amendment.

Challenges and Resilience

  • Economic Struggles:
  • Faced bankruptcy multiple times but consistently bounced back through various ventures, including a short-lived museum and circus enterprises.
  • Fires and Losses:
  • His museum and circus suffered from multiple devastating fires, yet he managed to rebuild and continue his pursuits.

Legacy and Conclusion

  • Final Years and Death:
  • Continued to engage in both show business and politics until his death in 1891.
  • Remained a controversial figure, with a legacy that reflects both entertainment and exploitation.

Key Quotes

  • "People don’t mind being deceived so long as they're being amused at the same time."
  • "If his advertising was more audacious than his competitors, it was not because I had less scruple than they, but more energy, far more ingenuity."

Conclusion

  • P.T. Barnum's life serves as a complex narrative interwoven with themes of entertainment, morality, and the darker sides of fame. This episode highlights not just his contributions to American culture but also the ethical implications of his actions, urging listeners to look beyond the facade of the "greatest showman."

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0:00This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed Human

0:31predictions, along with Jared from Subway being a creep. And the other reason I picked it out is because I finally saw the movie The Greatest Show on Earth recently with my daughter. And I didn't like it so much. I didn't think it was that good. So I'm sorry to anyone who had a part in that movie. My daughter loved it. My wife loved it. I just thought it was okay. But this episode is great. So I hope you enjoy P.T. Barnum, colon, more complicated than you've heard.

1:00Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of iHeartRadio.

1:10Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant. There's Jerry. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Jerry's got a top hat on. I know. I don't know why. I don't know. She's trying to be all Mr. Monopoly. Or P.T. Barnum. Oh, yeah, I forgot he wore a top hat, allegedly. Oh, no, he did. I saw a picture of it. Yeah, Hugh Grant certainly did. Hugh Grant? Hugh Jackman? Hugh Laurie. I think it's Hugh Laurie. That's who it was, yeah. No, it's Clive Owen, which you're thinking of. Yeah, Hugh Jackman, man. He wears that top hat like a champ. He does. I don't know how much you went on the internet for this one, because this is a pretty comprehensive article.

1:59It actually was, yeah. But the greatest showman really set the internet on fire, man. And a lot of like, it really brought out a lot of people saying like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. This is the very definition of the word fantasy. Yeah, it seemed like that movie can be best described as a musical whitewashing. Mm-hmm. In every sense of that word. Yeah. So let's destroy it. Yeah, I mean, after reading this, I didn't think like, man, P.T. Barnum, what a complete a-hole. No, he was just a lot more complicated than that. and did a lot of stuff that you just shouldn't just pass over because you can't figure out lyrics to what rhymes with racism.

2:56Yeah, I mean, he was definitely an enigma. And it seems like he did some good. But also, I mean, he was a hustler, man. For sure. So this is what I didn't fully understand until researching this, Chuck. he's known as the greatest showman, right? But there were plenty of other showmen out there at the time. Yeah. Which makes sense because you have to have something to be compared to to be the greatest, right? But I guess I just assumed he was like the first or the originator. No, he was not the first showman. He was a great showman. Yeah. What he really left his mark on was introducing America to pure unadulterated hucksterism.

3:42Sure. And using it for marketing. Humbug. That's what he called it. And he had a lot of quotes. Some were definitely something he said, like every crowd has a silver lining, which means you can shake it out of them and get some money from a bunch of people, right? Yeah. The one about a sucker born every minute, that's never been successfully attributed to him 100%. Well, yeah, and one thing is for sure, And is that his autobiography is, I think if you order it, it comes with a salt lick. So you can just lick on that salt while you're reading it. Right. I don't know what that means, but that seems like something that they would do.

4:23Yeah, I mean, he, I think when the man is writing about himself, it's like, you know what, you may just want to believe a third of this. I would take it with a grain of salt, but so much so that you need an actual salt lick. Oh, yeah. I got it now. I got it. So there is one quote that I think kind of describes this guy best, or at least his philosophy. And it also kind of reveals, like, you can't call him harmless, but also the intentions were not entirely evil, right? Right. He had a quote that said that people don't mind being deceived so long as they're being amused at the same time. Which is kind of true.

5:06It does, and it largely lets them off the hook as far as being a huckster, right? But the thing that The Greatest Showman really glossed over, just outright ignored, was that a lot of the amusements that he was presenting to the public were extraordinarily degrading to people at the time. They were super racist. There was just a lot of exploitation. He made his money not just by hustling Americans, but by exploiting other Americans too, right? And again, a lot of this is contextual. It's not necessarily fair for later generations to judge previous generations, although it's really fun to do. But, yes, you could say, like, this guy was exploitative, even compared to, like, his contemporaries, right?

5:59Perhaps. So he is just this very complex character who I think you and I can agree was not an evil person. He just did some horrible things here or there. Should we go back in time? Yes, let's. All right, let's go back to the beginning. Let's hop in the Wayback Machine, which is appropriately steampunky right now. Yeah. It takes many forms. I don't know if people realize that. It has a clock without the glass, and you can see the parts inside, but it doesn't actually function. It's strictly for decoration.

6:37So let's go back to 1810, back to Bethel, Connecticut, where this man was born, Mr. Phineas Taylor Barnum. He had sort of a mixed family life. I mean, he was, they point out in this article, he was firmly American. His great, great, great grandfather came over from England as an indentured servant in the 17th century. eventually became a landowner, but they didn't, it's not like they had a ton of money. His dad, Philo, great name. Yeah, all these are great names. He was not super successful, so it was kind of up to young PT to make his own way in life. Right, yeah, his father was a farmer, which introduced Phineas to the idea that he really hated manual, mindless work.

7:25Yeah, he didn't like doing that farm work. But that's not to say he didn't like work. He just liked very specific kinds of work where his energies were appropriately channeled. Like bilking people out of money. Sure, yeah. I mean, that was kind of it. He was the definition of the word enterprising, right? Sure. He could figure out a way. He could look at something, literally look at something that you could almost not give away. You certainly couldn't sell and turn it into pure profits. Like he got into lotteries for a little while once, right? Yeah, I mean, he went to work. He left the farm, went to work at a country store, and realized quickly, like, just because you're in the country doesn't mean there aren't, like, swindlers and cheaters out here.

8:06Yeah. So he kind of learned some of the tricks of the trade there. His old man died when he was 15, and he was kind of – his mom had to get a job. But he was basically like, all right, it's kind of up to me now to provide for my family. So he moved, got another job as a store clerk, and as you said, got into lotteries. Yeah, and he was early on pursuing a career at clerkship, which I guess is a thing. But yeah, so there's this—he saw easy money in lotteries, so he set up one himself. Apparently, when he was working for these owners of the store, they were away at one point, and he got his eyes on some tin kitchenware that just would not sell.

8:50Yeah. So he took some other stuff that wouldn't sell at that store. These things weren't his, by the way. Right. And he traded them for a bottle collection, which I guess was the thing that people wanted at the time. Yeah. And he put those things up as prizes, right? And he started a lottery, and these were the prizes. And there were cash prizes. But he ended up selling like 1 ,000 tickets or something like that in this little town store based on these prizes and some cash prizes saying like half of all tickets were going to be winners. And you might win a bottle or you might win like a tin muffin pan, but you could also win this cash.

9:27And so these things that had just been sitting on these shelves forever were suddenly turned into something valuable thanks to his marketing expertise. And this is while he's still a teenager. Yeah, we've covered this in something before that lotteries were a thing back then that someone could just cook up. you know, it's not like the lotteries we have today, like the sanctioned, sanctioned ways of stealing people's money. But back then you could just cook up a lottery in a small town and be like, you know what, I've got, it was almost like a Ponzi thing. Like I can raise money, give away some of that money in prizes, and then keep the rest.

10:03Right. I think that was in our lotteries episode. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. Well, in order to do that, though, you have to be a natural born salesperson. which is what he was. You really do. And like lotteries would play like a theme throughout his early career. Like that's how he ended up making his initial, I don't know if fortune's the right word, but that's how he staked himself in his family was through lotteries and working in stores and then eventually owning stores like general stores, grocery stores, that kind of thing. But the lotteries are where he made his money. And he actually figured out that you could make more money with less work than having to go to the trouble of setting up a lottery.

10:41Like you said anybody could just set up a lottery by taking tickets from somebody else's lottery and selling them further out at an increased price. But then he figured out one more thing, Chuck. You didn't even have to go out and sell these things yourself. You could hire other people to sell them even further out. All you had to do was give them the tickets and collect the money that they brought you. So he ended up making money by basically expanding other people's lotteries for a while. That's right. Right. And in the middle of this, and he had moved to Brooklyn at this point. He was kind of hopping all over the place there in the Northeast.

11:19And to be fair, we're hopping kind of all over his early life right now. Yeah, for sure. Chronologically. Yeah, yeah. So in this time period, he met who would become his wife, a woman named Charity Hallett, who he described in his autobiography as a fair, rosy-cheeked, buxom girl with beautiful white teeth. Did I mention she had big boobs? Right. What's the second line? But those teeth, man. So they would get married, and I think they had four daughters. But during all this time, he had a little Josh Clark in him because— How do you mean? Well, he was writing letters to local papers that weren't getting published, so he said, you know what, I'm going to start my own paper.

12:05Yeah. He Clarked himself a paper. I'll see you all in hell, media. Yeah, and much like yourself, you started your own paper, which was kind of cool. Sure. I mean, like if people won't print your crank ideas, just go start your own paper. It's like if you want to get your manifesto out there and— Either, yeah, either become Unabomber-esque, which we don't recommend, or start your own paper. That's right. And his was called the Herald of Freedom. Which is terrible. And this is where it gets a little weird because he kind of went after people, was eventually hit with a libel suit and spent 60 days in jail.

12:42But that sold a lot of papers, and he was also hailed as a hero because apparently he was legitimately exposing corruption. Right. So to me, Chuck, that one really stood out because it shows just how huge this guy's life story is. Yeah. That even if you make a movie out of it, the best you can hope for is to pick like five or six or ten different things and try to find a thread throughout them, right? Whether that's an accurate portrayal or not, it can't possibly be because this guy's life was just so enormous and he did so many things. And he was such an outsized character that a lot of times you either vilify him or glorify him.

13:25And it was much more a combination of both of those things. And I think that example really says it all. Like he had his notions and he started his own paper and ended up going to jail and subscription boosted. So he ended up making money from it. But at the same time, he was legitimately trying to call out corruption in this town that he cared about. So his character was much more complex than you get from just about any source unless you read biographies about him. Yeah, agreed. so finally he says or I'm sorry Connecticut said no more lotteries in Connecticut so he's like alright what am I doing here even if I can't do this little scam yeah he's like I love this town but not that much so in 1834 he left the paper shut that down moved his family to New York City and should we take a break perfect time alright we're in New York City and we'll be back right after this if you wanna know then you're in luck Just listen up to Josh and Chuck Stuff you should know Stuff you should know Stuff you should know I got a falafel.

14:48Is it good? It's pretty good. Is it from the Halal guys? Uh-huh, of course. Oh, man. Who else are you going to get a falafel from? That's good stuff. Yeah. So, man, this guy really, just reading through this thing, he did so many jobs. Right. He was a factotum. Dozens and dozens of jobs through his lifetime. Yeah, and I'm glad he didn't just stick to clerking, right? Or even lottery. He had this thing, like something about show business attracted this guy. Oh, yeah. I don't know what it was. maybe nobody but him knows what it was. Maybe he doesn't even know what it was, but he was attracted to the idea of like wowing and amusing and amazing crowds.

15:34And he did that pretty early on. I think he was 25 when he got into exhibiting a human being who he purchased and owned for a while, which, by the way, does not show up in The Greatest Showman. Right. And this is after, in New York, he started a boarding house for a while and co-owned a grocery store for a while. Right. And so, like, his life is full of him just trying to do these kind of regular things and then being like, nope, got to go buy a lady and put her on display. Right. And this was after Chuck, by the way, he had come down with smallpox for a while. Oh, did we miss the smallpox? Yeah.

16:15That's what I'm saying. Like, this guy had a huge life. But let's get to Joyce Heth, right? Yeah. Because she is a very controversial part of P.T. Barnum's life. She was the first, his first foray into show business. And there's no other way to put it. Like, he purchased her. She was a slave, an elderly slave, who he purchased from another promoter who had been touting her as General George Washington's nursemaid. Yes. from when George Washington was a child. This is 1835, right? You do the math. She was supposedly 161 years old. Yeah, so he negotiates a price. He went and saw her, and she was blind.

17:00She had no teeth. She was partially paralyzed, but she could talk and tell her story. Yeah, she told stories about young George as a boy. Oh, yeah, and to be fair, she was already being exploited. It's not like he, which is not great, but it's not like Barnum introduced this into her life. No, he just purchased her and took it over. Yes, exactly. Took over the exploitation for a month. For$1 ,000, and he toured with her until she died not that long later, just like a year later, not even, in 1836. He made a lot of dough, and it was sort of a watershed moment for him where I think he was like, wait a minute.

17:44I've realized that I can get people in a room by cooking up these stories and getting things in the newspaper and printing these posters. And even if like if business was down, he would do these crazy things. Like one of them, when business was down appearing with Heth at one point, he accused her of being a robot, what they called at the time an automaton. In an anonymous letter to the editor in a newspaper. Yeah, a robot made of whalebone, rubber, and springs. So everyone was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not only is she George Washington's nursemaid, but she's really a robot. Right. And what that did was it got the people who had been avoiding going to see her.

18:31Because even at the time, people were like, this is pure exploitation. This woman is being exhibited like a giraffe would be or something like that. She's an old lady. He's working her 10 to 12 hours a day. Some people think that he worked her to death, literally. And so there was part of the press that was saying and reporting on this with great distaste. So there's a segment of American society who would not be caught dead seeing George Washington's 160-year-old nursemaid. But they would conceivably go see an automaton if that's really what was going on. So he managed to dupe the very people who were critical of this exploitation that he was undertaking.

19:16He got everybody in that one. Well, yeah, and it gets even worse. Finally, when she passed away, he actually sold tickets to a public autopsy. In a saloon. So people could come look at this poor woman's insides. And this is where it was finally revealed. doctor said she's maybe like 80, 81 years old at most. Right. And this was so, so Jane McGrath kind of walks past like what a controversy this was. Like this guy had been like very much touting that she was the nursemaid. Like he supposedly had the bill of sale to George Washington's father for her. So like he was saying like, this is legitimately a hundred and six year old woman.

20:00So in this autopsy that he charged for when, when it was exposed that she was actually half that age, um, it was, there was a bit of disgrace there and he had to learn to roll with the punches. And it was about this time that, that he basically said to himself, you can, you can take this as a lesson and go on the straight and narrow, maybe get back into clerking. Yeah. Or you can double, maybe triple and quadruple down on this and see where that goes. And he chose the latter of the two for sure. That's right. He sure did. The next thing that he did, the next person that he kind of took under his wing was his greasy, greasy wing was someone called Signor.

20:47Signor. Is that Signor? Yeah. Why is it spelled that way? That is the Italian spelling of signor. Oh, well, let me turn it on then. Signor Antonio. Antoniano. Nice. Antonio. Antonio. I added an extra bit in there. Signor Antonio is another way to say it. Well, sure. If you're a dullard. I'm a bit of a dullard, Chuck. I think you know that after 10 years. So this guy, we're really milking that 10-year thing, huh? I've got my SYSK 10-year army shirt on. I see that. It's very nice. Thank you. I've been working on my buxomness. You're quite buxom. So, Senior Antonio was a balancer. He's one of these guys, like a plate spinner, walked on stilts, juggles.

21:38He could throw things in the air and catch them very fast. Yeah, he's like a hippie. Yeah, exactly. He would be on tour with, he'd had those little sticks. What are those called? Devil sticks? Devil sticks. Or a hacky sack, any of those things. Yeah, he'd pull a hacky sack out of his ear at any moment. So this guy, he said, all right, you need to be my newest client. I will make you famous. Change your stage name from Senor Antonio to Senor Vivala. Nice. Because that's a little more, I don't know, exciting. I guess. I like Senor Antonio. Yeah. I do too. It's a lateral move. Here's the thing, though, is there were a lot of dudes out there spinning plates.

22:19So it wasn't like he was so unique. But Barnum thought, you know what, I think you're better than the rest. So here's what I'll do. And again, this is just another example of how good he was at promotion. He said, I'll do a free performance for a theater, and I'll even be your assistant on stage. And people came. And so the theater said, all right, I guess if people come for free, they'll pay. I think what he was saying was he, yeah, I think that's exactly, I think you're right. He just wowed them enough, I think. That's the impression I have. Yeah. But even still, despite Vavala being genuinely good, he was, I think, head and shoulders above most of his contemporaries, right?

23:03Most plate spinners? Yeah. I think people saw in the press, oh, there's a really good plate spinner. We saw a plate spinner at the office last week, so I'm not going to go anywhere to see another plate spinner. I'm certainly not going to pay. So Barnum had a pretty good idea, but it actually came out of an uncomfortable situation that fell into his lap with Roberts, another plate spinner. Yeah, so this is a rival plate spinner who apparently would go to performances. He was West Coast. Yeah, he was a crip. And he would go to Vivalo's performances and heckle them, I guess. You call that plate spinning?

23:43Boo. Terrible plate spinning. Stuff like that. And so P.T. Barnum cooked up a thing where he was like, all right, I'll offer$1 ,000 American dollars to anyone who can perform Vivala's act in public. Roberts accepted. But here's what really happened is he got together with Roberts. And they all three hatched a plan to do these kind of staged competitions. Right. So they promoted it in the press. Plate spinning competitions. East Coast, West Coast plate-spinning rivalry is going on right now. It's a hot battle. Everybody's going to come see this, and everybody did. And in that first performance, Roberts, as was staged, conceded he could not replicate Vivala's act.

24:26It was too good. But I would love to see Vivala replicate my act, and I challenge you, Senor Vivala, to replicate my act tomorrow night at this same theater. And they kept going back and forth like that. with this staged rivalry that they made some cash off of thanks to Barnum's ingenuity. They did. Finally, in 1836, the circus comes into the picture. He joined a traveling circus, Barnum did, as a ticket seller, which I take it to mean he doesn't sit in a booth and sell tickets, but he goes around town selling tickets. Yeah, like Chambers of Commerce or something like that. Yeah, and of course he got a little commish off this thing, so he was making some dough.

25:09Vivala joined that same circus as a performer. Of course. They were attached at the hip at that point. No, that was Cheng and Ang. Bunker you're thinking of. That's a dad joke. It totally was. And this one I thought was a little bit weird. Apparently the circus proprietor, a guy named Turner, was into practical jokes and not very good ones because this practical joke was he convinced a crowd that Barnum was the Reverend Ephraim Avery, who had been acquitted of murder, but everyone thought that this guy had committed murder. And back then, no one knew what anyone looked like. So he said, this guy is Ephraim Avery, and he almost got lynched, apparently.

25:54Yeah, like Ephraim Avery's name was not very well liked in the area. He was, at the very least, he, through having an adulterous affair with a young woman, had induced her to kill herself, or at worst, had murdered her to prevent her from having his illegitimate child. Yeah, not a good guy. But he'd been acquitted, right? And he was a reverend, did we mention. So, yeah, the crowd, according to Barnum, almost killed him. That's a real funny joke. I know. But then later on, Jane says that Barnum got even with him with his own practical joke. I could find nothing anywhere, including in Barnum's autobiography that mentions that.

26:35I think he covered his toilet in saran wrap. Oh, gross. That is so nasty. No, no, he gave him an upper-decker. Gross. That's even worse. So apparently these guys got into business together, and it became a thing where people would go see the circus where the two ringmasters would kind of go at each other with these practical jokes. Right. That became a thing. So there's a transition going on, another transition now. He started out store clerking, lotterying, got into show business where it was basically a Colonel Tom to different performers. Yeah. And then now he's transitioning into the circus.

27:20But by now, he's been married to the road about as much as he's been married to charity as well. And from all accounts, he was very much in love with her, and he was faithful, and they were a real couple. But he was on the road a lot. There's just no ifs, ands, or buts about it. He was out there on the road quite a bit. So transitioning to a circus was basically the same thing. It was just a little bigger of an outfit. So it was like a step up. but you got to also keep in mind here that he's spending a lot of time on the road at a time when travel was really long and really tough. That's right.

27:56And so he eventually decides working for someone else's circus is for the birds. I'm going to start my own. I'm going to buy some horses and wagons. I'm going to get a clown. You got to have a clown. I think he still had Vivala at the time. Yeah. and started Barnum's Grand Scientific and Musical Theater, toured all over the place for a little while, and then they disbanded. Right. Nothing ever seemed to work out for very long. No, I think that he got fed up, it says, with some of the rivalries with other showmen that you would build your whole circus around like an act, and all of a sudden the act would be like, I'm sick of this, I'm sick of being on the road, I'll see you later.

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28:40and all of a sudden your circus would fall apart. I think they were kind of tenuous outfits, right? Yeah. But the thing about Barnum is like something about this called to him. Like he would, when his circus collapsed and he was out in the middle of the country on the road and he had to go back home, the first thing he would do is start figuring out his next circus or his next act or whatever it was. He would go back out again. He was indefatigable. It's fatigue-able in that sense. Yeah, so, I mean, we'll quickly speed through the next couple of years. He did a little steamboat circus for a little while along the Mississippi River.

29:23That didn't come along. He tried to do a respectable business again, went into business with a guy who manufactured grease paste and cologne. That did all right for a little while, but then that failed. And then this whole time he still feels that pull to the tent. Right. He sold illustrated Bibles for a little while. Yeah. Finally, here's the thing. He wanted stability. Like being out on the road was tough. Ask Steve Perry, right?

29:58But he wanted this to be tied to show business in some way. Yeah. Finally, one day, and I think 1841, he had another big break or another big vision. There was a place in New York, a museum, and what you would call today a museum, that was up for sale in, I'm not sure where it was, but it was in New York, right? Yes. And it was called Scudder's American Museum. And Barnum heard that Scudder wanted to get out and was putting the whole collection up for 15 grand, which is a substantial amount of money and definitely more money than Barnum had. But he said, that's it right there. I can have a permanent place where people come to me and I can be home with my wife and daughters, but I can still have this daily interaction with show business.

30:52I got to buy that thing. Well, and it will also accomplish this is I can still have my freak show performers, but because it's a museum somehow, it has a little bit more respectability. Right. Because apparently at the time, theaters weren't like they are today. It wasn't like we're going to the theater. Theaters could be a little bit like a second tier entertainment. Right. It was like hoi polloi, tawdry crowds went to the theater. Yeah. That was associated with like burlesque or something like that. Or even like human oddities exhibitions, stuff like that. That was theater stuff. A museum like Scudders, like respectable people could go there.

31:35So what Barnum did was he bought a museum and then dragged it down into the mud. Right. And this whole, the way he financed the museum, I didn't fully understand, to be honest. Do you want me to explain it? If you want. Or we could just say he ended up with a museum in 1841 through a lot of work. I think that's fair enough because it is a little bit like, you know, Robin Peter did pay Paul. Right. It wasn't just a straight-up purchase. Let's just say that. Right. But so one thing that you can say about this museum, which he renamed Barnum's American Museum, it was a big success. And one of the reasons it was a big success was because he tirelessly worked at finding new and interesting ways to market the thing.

32:20Right? Yeah. And by, I'm not sure exactly when, but by a very short time after he opened it, I think that same year in 1841, he charged 25 cents a person for admission. He had something like 4 ,000 visitors a day. Yeah. And he took this thing, like I say that he dragged the word museum down in the mud. He definitely added and expanded to the definition of museum. And then he also had this lecture hall where he had like performances that you would see like in a circus or something like that. And he turned this place into an emporium, just something huge, an enormous spectacle. and something like 850 ,000 pieces were on display in his museum.

33:11So you definitely got your quarter's worth for sure. Yeah, and those are just the pieces. He also, I mean, as far as the circus element, he had everything covered. He had dancers, musicians, plate spinners, ventriloquists. Well, you got to have the plate spinners. He had little people. He had big people. He had ladies with beards and robots and puppets and animals. He had giraffes and grizzly bears. Like, he really had everything humming on all cylinders at this point. Yeah, he really did. And again, there was still, there was that whole thread of, like, you know, there were people being exploited.

33:48There were people who were complicit in that. There were people who were, anyone who came to the museum was gawking at, you know, the weirdness of these other people or whatever. which again today is very odd to us, but at the time was still odd. Like that's the thing that I think gets lost on people. Like there were sideshows and things like that, but Barnum took it to an extraordinary degree and really ran with it and became extremely rich as a result actually. Should we take a break? I'm ready to. All right. The museum's humming along. We're going to take a break. We'll be back right after this.

34:29If you want to know, then you're in luck. Just listen up to Josh and Chuck. Stuff you should know. Stuff you should know. Stuff you should know. Okay, we're back. Yeah, so we mentioned earlier about the humbug, this kind of hucksterism. in his autobiography, which was rewritten by himself, by the way, after people read the first version and said, what a jerk. Yeah, he was just openly boastful and braggart about how much he exploited people and how much he duped the American public. He toned it down a little bit in the revision, but he did talk a little bit about being slightly embarrassed about how shameless he was, But then again, in the next line, he would say, but you know what?

35:33This is how everyone is in my business. I'm just better at it than them, basically. Yeah, he said, oh, there's a great quote. I can't find it anywhere, though. Where basically, if he, oh, here it is. If his advertising was, quote, more audacious than his competitors, it was not because I had less scruple than they, but more energy, far more ingenuity, and a better foundation for such promises. He thought a lot of himself. He definitely did, but he also worked pretty hard at it for sure. And I think if you compared apples to apples at the time, Barnum's jam was way better than anybody else's jam.

36:13Yeah, for sure. So he had three really big successes in a row with his museum here. The first one was called the Fiji Mermaid, F-E-E-J-E-E. This was in 1842. And this was a big deal. He got a man named Levi Lyman or Levi Lyman. He was an old colleague of his. And he said, here's what I'll do. You are now Dr. Jay Griffin. You're a naturalist for the British Lyceum of Natural History, which was not a real place. Mm-hmm. And you were in ownership of what we'll call the Fiji Mermaid, which was a, what did we call it in the taxidermy? Rogue taxidermy? Yeah. It was rogue taxidermy. It totally was. It was like a jackalope, except, what was it?

37:06It was a head of a baboon, torso of an orangutan, and a fishtail just for good measure. Yeah, and as far back as they can tell, it was probably made by a Japanese sailor in the 1820s, and it passed through a few hands before Barnum finally leased it and put it on display. I wonder where that thing is now. I looked. I don't know. There are other Fiji mermaids out there. It was like kind of a thread of rogue taxidermy in the mid-19th century, and I think Harvard has one on display. But I looked to find out where P.T. Barnum's is, and I can't find it. It's probably like on Richard Branson's headboard or something.

37:45It may have actually burned up in one of the many fires that plagued P.T. Barnum's life. Yeah, things are going to get fiery here in this last bit too. Yeah, well, let's get back to the Fiji mermaid though. Okay. Okay, so Dr. Jay Griffin is touring with this, supposedly touring with this mermaid, right? Sure. And Barnum, but the guy's actually not out there touring. Barnum basically creates out a whole cloth, a tour of this mermaid, writes letters about how great this thing is in different people's names, and then mails them to friends that live around the country and asks them to mail those letters in to newspapers in New York, talking about how this thing has to be seen to be believed.

38:31Yeah, so people came far and wide to see this piece of taxidermy. Yeah, and by the way, this whole Jay Griffin thing, like this guy was posing as him. He was giving public lectures made up as a naturalist, a British naturalist, and he was an American promoter. He had nothing to do with it. He was just making all this stuff up, but he would give like public lectures on it. I love it. Like the audacity, it's amazing. So the second big victory was when he met up with a four-year-old named Charles Stratton. He was a little person. His cousin, actually. And he stopped growing when he was two feet tall, and he changed his name, rebranded him as General Tom Thumb, and that name probably rings a bell.

39:18They became very famous together. He said he was 11 years old, and they were a media and ticket-selling sensation. Yeah, they would be, like, invited in to meet, like, royalty, whatever country they toured. He was a huge hit at the museum. It was like a big deal for both Barnum and Charles Stratton. That's right. A sensation, that's the best way to put it. And the final big victory of the trifecta, when he was in Europe with Stratton, he heard of Jenny Lin. She was a Swedish opera singer. And this was the kind of thing where he was like, you know what, she doesn't have a beard. All she is is a talented singer, but she's amazing.

40:03And this would really legitimize me if I did like a straight up act for a change. So even though she's big over here, they don't know about her in America and she could blow up there. So I'm going to offer her$1 ,000 per performance, which was a ton of money and a big risk. But he made about a half a million dollars with her or more. We branded the Swedish Nightingale by trotting her around the United States. and she was like beyond a sensation in the United States. Yeah, that was another thing too. I mean, like she was pretty big in Europe, but I don't think she was well known if known at all in America.

40:40But by the time she showed up for the tour starting in 1850, he had managed to, like you said, just turn her into a national sensation. People had like Beatlemania for this lady. Yeah. Um, the, this article says that she was not a, uh, a very nice person. I didn't see that anywhere else. And I actually saw that. So after the contract between her and Barnum was up in 1851, she continued to tour America with like, uh, an actual orchestra, I believe. Um, and she made$300 ,000 in 1850s money, um, from this whole American tour and donated every single penny of it to Sweden's public school system, which was burgeoning at the time.

41:25Yeah. So I don't know what Jane was talking about, but I think she just kind of didn't find America very cultured, is what I get. But apparently Jane didn't like that. Well, America probably wasn't very cultured in 1850. Right. But I thought that was pretty neat, man. She took all of that money and donated it to the public school system in Sweden. Man, that's crazy. But yeah, so Barnum was not legitimized thanks to that. I think it actually didn't go all that well, but he did enrich himself thoroughly through Jenny Lynn for sure. That's right. But he would go broke again because he's P.T. Barnum.

42:01And that's what he does. In the 1850s, he bought up a lot of land near Bridgeport, Connecticut because he wanted to make East Bridgeport the happening place. He invested in the Jerome Clock Company, wanted to relocate it to East Bridgeport. It was not a smart thing to do. The company went bankrupt, and all of a sudden he was broke again, and this is fire number one. He moves out of his mansion because he's broke, and then after he had moved out, the mansion burned down. Right, but if he had to move out, you would think that he had relinquished ownership, so why does it matter as far as his life goes?

42:40Oh. Unless he had a bunch of money stuffed into the insulation or something. I don't know. Breaking bad thing going on. It might have just been a footnote or something. Or maybe he did. No, I guess if he had moved out, then he didn't own it. I just thought that was a little weird. Yeah. So he was in debt, like big time, like broke, bankrupt, in debt because of this terrible clock company thing, which you should always take as a reason to never put all of your eggs in one basket, which I guess is what he did. But he managed to emerge from debt after, I think, five years. And he ended up, during this time, he pawned his museum.

43:26But he also put the name of the museum in his wife's name, who was not bankrupt. And so they were able to make some income off of the lease for the museum. and then when he managed to buy the museum back after five years, he just went like right back to it. Like he didn't miss a beat. Yeah, I mean this 10-year period from 1850 to 1860, he went broke. He did the smart thing like he said with his wife. He started giving lectures about making money. He went on tour again with Tom Thumb. He got a dead whale. He bought a dead whale and said, surely people will pay money to see this. So he was still doing all this crazy stuff.

44:10He bought a hippopotamus. He bought two beluga whales. Like, it's just crazy the things that he was doing. Also, Chuck, we have to say the title of the lecture tour, The Art of Money Getting. It's not even the art of making money, the art of money getting. Yeah. So, his star is starting to rise again. At the very least, his fortunes are reversing from just doing any kind of work he can get his hands on. And then all along this way, like Barnum was a pretty, he was what's known as a Jacksonian Democrat. Andrew Jackson was a populist president. And he was, I think, didn't we lay, he was the one who was responsible for the Trail of Tears, right?

45:03I'm pretty sure that was Andrew Jackson. It was. Remember our two-parter on Trail of Tears? I do. Okay, so he was, he was, P.T. Barnum was of this man's party. He was a Jackson supporter. And then the Civil War breaks out. And all of a sudden, Barnum has this like total conversion. He was not like an outright bigoted racist who worked to keep African Americans enslaved, worked as a Confederate sympathizer, anything like that. He was fairly unremarkable and pretty normal. Like, for example, at his museum, if you were black, you couldn't come in. It was a segregated museum. But that was like a lot of businesses at the time.

45:50So he was a very normal pedestrian person as far as his politics go and socially as well. But something happened around the time of the Civil War, and he converted and actually became an abolitionist, huge union supporter and just basically became patriotic and dedicated this idea of preserving the union and abolishing slavery. Yeah. And he used that museum as a sort of ground zero for his cause. He had speeches, he had plays that sort of endorsed this. He had Southern copperheads that were protesting outside. They threatened his life. And then he said at this point, you know what, I might as well just get into politics legitimately.

46:35And in April of 1865, he actually won an election to the Connecticut General Assembly where he worked really hard to ratify the 13th Amendment and supported another cause to allow the rights of black people to vote in Connecticut. Yeah. So, like, he was legitimately dedicated to the cause of abolition, which is totally bizarre, right? And about this time, too, is when the revisions to his autobiography are starting to get much more contrite, much less boastful, and even more apologetic. So something happened, and he was converted to the right side of history, I guess you could call it. Yeah, so here's where fire number two comes in.

47:18A few months after this election, his museum burned down, along with the animals and the exhibit, which is super sad. Yes. It is the first of like two animal fires. He opened a new museum a couple of months after that. Three years later, that museum burned down. Didn't want to rebuild that one. And then finally in the 1870s, like it took a long, long time before he became the P.T. Barnum that most people know as the big circus guy. Right. The greatest show on earth guy. Yeah, he hooked up with Barnum and Bailey after hooking up with a guy named William Cameron Coop or Coo. I'm not sure which one it is.

48:02But he had P.T. Barnum's Grand Traveling Museum, Menagerie, Caravan, and Circus. Yeah, a little wordy. That was 1871. And then did you cover the 1872 fire? No. There was another fire that killed all the circus animals. At the winter camp, which is on the site of where Madison Square Garden is right now, there was a horrific fire in the winter camp in 1872. Killed a bunch of other circus animals. Which, this is one of the reasons why, years later, Barnum and Bailey's Ringling Brothers Circus went away. It was because of animals. Yeah, and he was, by the time this fire happened at the, what was it called, the Hippotheatron?

48:53I think so. He was very successful with that circus. He started with Coop or Coup. They made about$400 ,000 in the first year, and it was the very first circus to kind of do the traditional thing that we all think of as travel by train, acrobats, clowns, exotic animals, stuff like that. And that's when it officially was called the greatest show on earth. So the hippo theatron, such a strange word, burns down. And then he's visiting his friend in England, John Fish. And this is when his wife, Charity, passes away. And as Jane put it, he was supposedly too grief stricken to return for her funeral.

49:37But the grief must have subsided quickly because he secretly married Fish's daughter. At 63 years old, he married 22-year-old Nancy Fish. Yeah. About three and a half months later after his wife passed. No word about her teeth. No, or her bra size. So they got married secretly 14 weeks after Charity died. And then when they came to the U.S., they had a public wedding nine months after that. So, yeah, he married her and I guess he was with her until his death, right? Well, yeah, in 1860, or I'm sorry, 75, he took a break from the circus, got back into politics, and became the mayor of Bridgeport for a little while.

50:22Not East Bridgeport, though. He's talking trash about them. Bridgeport. And apparently he gets a little on his high horse now, because even though he was a drinker, pretty heavy drinker for a while, he quit drinking and then campaigned against Sunday sales in saloons. and kind of got a little self-righteous, it seems like. Yeah, he also sponsored the Comstock Law in Connecticut, which banned contraception, which puts a lot of onus on to the ladies. And it was in place apparently until 1965. And there's a really important word in there, Chuck, sponsored. Like, that means you're the person who brought it to the General Assembly.

51:07You didn't just vote yes on it. Like, you're the one who said, everybody, everybody, let's ban contraception for 100 years. Yeah. And it was successful, actually. So, yeah, he was a weird dude with a lot of different weird thoughts about things that were sometimes very contradictory over time. And then finally, ironically, here at the very end of this podcast, in 1880, he partnered with one James A. Bailey for P.T. Barnum's Great London Combined. It's a terrible name for a circus. Worst circus name ever. Then you have the word circus in there. And this is when he got Jumbo the Elephant, which Jumbo was a legendary attraction until 1885 when Jumbo was killed by a train.

51:57And probably caught fire too. And did you know, we were just in Boston, that Tufts University, their mascot is Jumbo the Elephant. No, I didn't know that. Yeah, my buddy Robert explained that to me. And apparently Barnum was one of the early, what do you call the people who give universities a lot of money?

52:20Endowment donors. Grant person. Sure. He was all of that. What is that word? I know what you're talking about. He was all that to Tufts. And so Jumbo the elephant became their mascot. And I think, because it does say in here, he displayed Jumbo's preserved hide and skeleton. and I think it was or maybe is on display at Tufts. Oh, wow. I'm not sure if it still is, but I think at one time it was. So wait a minute. This guy also gave a substantial amount of money to help found a university? I don't know found, but to the university. That's a benefactor? Is that the word? Benefactor, yeah. Maybe to found it.

52:55I'm not sure of the timeline there. Man, that's really crazy. He did a lot of stuff. So go jumbos. Yeah, the fighting jumbos or the passive-aggressive jumbos or what? The Stomping Jumbos. There you go. That's pretty good. So Barnum and Bailey weren't together for too long initially. They parted ways, but then again joined in 1887, ultimately finally for the Barnum and Bailey Circus. Yep. They broke up and then they got back together and then it stayed that way until 2016, I think, and then the circus finally closed down. I went to that thing as a kid. I think we talked about that. Sure, I did too.

53:33and now we will only go to the Big Apple Circus as you know and I took a long break because Emily and I were tired of going and then now that we got a kid my mom was like you know you got to start going again you have to so we went this year how was it? oh it's okay you know I'm not the biggest circus guy I've realized are you afraid of clowns? no not these are you afraid of acrobats? I could take these clowns No, and actually the acrobats at the Big Apple Circus are the what's-it-call-its, the famous ones, the family. Oh, the flying Zambonis? Yeah, or was it Zambonis? Not Zambonis. I don't remember.

54:16It's something like that. But it's them. It's still that family. Wow, that's really, that's something. And they, you know, they did a great job. But at the end of the day, I'm just kind of about a third of the way through. I'm looking at my watch, you know. Oh, I gotcha. I've seen a couple Cirque du Soleil. Those are the last circuses I saw. Yeah, those are okay. We saw the Michael Jackson one in Las Vegas, and man, alive. Was it good? Yeah. There's a Michael Jackson Cirque? Yes, dude, and I have to tell you, I'm not some diehard Michael Jackson fan, but you don't have to be to appreciate this.

54:49It is amazing. It's worth going to Vegas to go see. Who's not Michael Jackson? And turning around and going home. I don't know. There's probably a few. I'll bet we hear from some Michael Jackson, anti-Michael Jackson fans. Finally, 1890, P.T. Barnum has a stroke. During a performance, he has one weird strange wish at the end of his life is to have his obituary published before he dies. Yeah. I don't know why he did that. I don't know either. I think, I don't know, but that's a heck of a way to end this podcast. Maybe he wanted to feel the public outpouring or something. It could be that or he wanted to proofread it or something.

55:32I don't know. But if that was what he was after, why didn't they just send it to him ahead of time? They actually published it. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. Well, we'll find out one day when we die and go to heaven and meet P.T. Barnum. Agreed. So you got anything else? Nope. There's probably tons more that we missed. and if you know something about P.T. Barnum that we didn't know, let us know. We'll just add to this guy's story over time, okay? In the meantime, if you want to read this great article by Jane McGrath, type in P.T. Barnum in the search bar at HowStuffWorks. Since I said search bar, it's time for listener mail.

56:17Alright, I'm going to call this Unabomber follow-up. Oh, good. I was into that one. The Unabomber? Yeah, that was a good episode. but that was a good 10th anniversary episode. Milk. Hey, guys. Congratulations on 10 years. Milk, milk. I look forward to many more. I listened to Unabomber and thought I would share something that covers a related, if somewhat different aspect of the story. About 10 years ago, when I was still a wee law student taking a legal ethics course, one of the situations we discussed was Ted Kaczynski and the ethical dilemma his lawyers faced. Criminal defendants have the absolute right to dictate certain aspects of their representation, like whether or not to plead guilty.

56:57But there are other aspects of the representation that the lawyer controls, the most notable being trial strategy. While lawyers should always listen to the client's overall goals, sometimes it's necessary to override a client's wishes on how to achieve their goals because the client's desired strategy is either legally incorrect, unethical, or simply ill-advised. Kaczynski's case presented an interesting ethical problem for the attorneys because he refused to allow them to pursue what they perceived to be his best defense and his only hope of avoiding the death penalty, namely claiming he was not guilty by reason of mental disease known as the insanity defense.

57:35The conflict was that, on one hand, his attorneys had a duty to zealously represent him, but Kaczynski objected so vehemently to the chosen defense that at one point he attempted to go pro se, a.k.a. represent himself, which would have been an utter disaster. As you noted, he pled guilty, so we'll never know what they would have decided to do had he gone to trial, but his case is one which most lawyers have thought about or discussed at some point in their careers. That is good. Fordham Law, go Rams. And that is from Deb. Thanks, Deb. Appreciate that. Yeah, I remember kind of saying, like, his whole thing was he didn't, he pled guilty because he didn't want to plead insane because his ramblings would have been the ramblings of a convicted insane madman.

58:23Yeah, very interesting. Again, thanks Deb. We always love hearing from lawyers out there. That whole joke about lawyers at the bottom of the sea being a good start, we have always found it tasteless. Sure. So get in touch with us. You can send us and Jerry an email to stuffpodcasts at iheartradio.com Stuff You Should Know is a production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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