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Podcast Summary: Stuff You Should Know - The Barkley Marathons
Episode Overview In this episode of Stuff You Should Know, hosts Josh and Chuck delve into the Barkley Marathons, an ultra marathon known for its extreme difficulty and challenging terrain in northeastern Tennessee. The episode explores the race's origins, its creator Gary Cantrell (also known as Lazarus Lake), and the unique aspects that make this marathon notorious.
Key Points
The Barkley Marathons
- Location: Frozen Head State Park, northeastern Tennessee, characterized by hostile terrain and unpredictable weather.
- Race Composition:
- Officially 100 miles but can stretch to 130 miles based on the route.
- Features significant elevation changes, totaling about 60,000 feet of climbing (equivalent to ascending and descending Mount Everest twice).
- Consists of five loops, which participants must complete within a 60-hour time limit.
Origin Story
- Creator: Gary Cantrell, a former athlete who started running marathons in the 1960s.
- Inspiration: The race was inspired by the escape of James Earl Ray (assassin of Martin Luther King Jr.) from a nearby prison, highlighting that Ray only managed to cover eight miles in 54 hours—Cantrell believed he could do much better.
- First Race: The initial Barkley Marathons took place in 1986, with an elevation gain of 24,000 feet and a surprising zero finishers.
Race Characteristics
- Challenging Conditions: Runners must navigate thick briars, rivers, and steep terrain, with many sustaining injuries.
- Mental and Physical Challenge: The event tests endurance, navigation skills, and mental resilience, often resulting in participants not completing even the first loop.
- Unique Features:
- Runners must collect pages from books placed along the course to prove they followed the route.
- Participants experience extreme conditions, such as temperature drops from the 80s to below freezing at night.
Application Process
- Secrecy: The race has no official website; interested runners must research and contact Cantrell directly to apply.
- Entry Fee: The application fee is $1.60, and the acceptance letter humorously informs applicants of their impending misery.
- Selection Criteria: Cantrell intentionally includes a mix of experienced runners and novices, sometimes selecting a "human sacrifice" with little likelihood of finishing.
Race Experience
- Interloper Periods: Runners get time to rest and recuperate after each loop, but the clock is still running.
- Spirit of Camaraderie: Despite the competition, there is a strong sense of community among the runners, with many helping each other during the race.
Notable Achievements
- Over the years, only 20 out of over 1,000 participants have successfully completed the race.
- In recent years, records have been broken, and the first woman finished the race in 2023, marking a significant milestone.
Conclusion The Barkley Marathons epitomizes the extreme limits of human endurance, where the physical and mental challenges combine to create an event unlike any other. This episode captures the essence of the race, the spirit of its participants, and the quirky personality of its creator, Gary Cantrell.
Key Takeaways
- The Barkley Marathons is not just about running; it encompasses navigation, mental strength, and community support.
- Gary Cantrell’s unique approach to race organization emphasizes the absurdity and difficulty of the event.
- Completing the Barkley is more than just a badge of honor; it's a testament to human potential and endurance.
Final Thoughts For anyone interested in ultra-marathons, the Barkley Marathons stands as a fascinating case study of what it means to push the limits of human capability against nature's harshest conditions.
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0:15Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh, and there's Chuck and Jerry's here, too. And this is Stuff You Should Know. And we are giving up right out of the gate on our episode about the Barclay Marathon. That's right. Our friend Chad, we want to shout out our friend Chad Crowley, who we've talked about before, who was the producer and director and showrunner of our TV show back in the day. Right. I got this idea from Chad because we had coffee over the holidays, and he is running ultra marathons now. Wow. Which is a very Chad thing to do. Like, he starts running a handful of years ago, and now is running ultras.
0:53Mm-hmm. And I was like, Chad, how long is that? And he said 60 miles generally. And I said, could you run to Athens? He said, how far is Athens? And I said, I can't remember how far. I said like 80 miles. He said, I could run 100 miles. Wow. But he'd need a ride back. Are you kidding? He said, it might take a while, but I could probably run 100 miles. And I'm just like floored by this idea that people can do this. And he said, man, you should do an episode on the Barkley Marathons, which I'd heard of before. Oh, really? Which is this ultra marathon plus, a trail run plus, in the mountains of northeastern Tennessee that is known for just being a crazy race, a crazy hard race, and having a really unusual origin story and unusual founder and just how it's all done.
1:47It's just this remarkable story, and I agree. Yeah, there's a really great documentary from 2017 called the Barkley Marathon, colon, the race that eats its young, which is a nickname for that race. And there's a few people in there who are seasoned trail runners, ultrathoners, like people who know their stuff and have done crazy things as far as running goes, who are like, this is far and away the hardest race on the planet. Like there's nobody who's doing anything like this. And if you think you know what you're doing, you're going to be completely amazed at how far off you are and what you thought this is going to be like.
2:27It's that hard. Yeah. You got a chance to watch it. Yeah, it was good. And there was a guy who was a special operations, like I guess a former special ops soldier. Yeah. It was like, I've done crazy stuff with my body, and it did nothing to prepare me for this. Yeah, it was really well done. It's on YouTube, and I recommend watching it because it really – there's a lot of drama that takes place the year that they did the documentary. I think they did it on 2012 or 2013 maybe. Oh, was it? And it came out in 2017, you said? Oh, okay. So, yeah, I was confused at what year it was. I think it was 2012 or 2013.
3:10And it was there's a lot of good drama. So we don't want to spoil some of the stories that happen. But I recommend watching. And here we go with Barkley Marathons. Oh, OK. So the whole thing about Barkley Marathons is that you can trace them back. I mean, you could start at the very beginning. We talked about in our what was the one crazy marathon episode we did not too long ago? It's on marathons. No, it was on a specific marathon in, I think, Los Angeles. Oh, I don't know. We did one of marathons years ago. No, remember the guy who was running the human zoos at the World's Fair came up with a, like a, he called it the Special Olympics Marathon.
3:51This was months ago, man. Hey, you can't remember it either, buddy. All right. Well, I can't remember. Do you remember it existed at least? Yes. Anyway. Oh, get this. apparently we did an entire short stuff on Saturn's rings and didn't mention it because I have no recollection of doing a short stuff on Saturn's rings. Do you? I don't remember that. You do remember we did a Saturn episode that came out like a few days back. I'm so mad at you right now. Don't you? We're still getting emails on that one. So yes, I do. Okay. All right. Cool. What LA marathon are you talking about? It might not be LA, but it was, it was like just you remember like that one Italian guy I think he was running in like oh he'd stop and eat people's fruit and yeah yeah yeah everybody and there were the two guys from Africa who I remember that now yeah it was I can't remember where it was or what the name was yeah oh boy people are just screaming at their pod player right this the sad thing is the whole reason I brought that up Chuck was to say that um we went over a lot of the origins of marathons in that episode, so we don't need to do that in this episode.
5:01Can you believe that we just did all that? And in our marathons episode. Yeah. Anyway, let's not even do that. Marathons have been a long, a long time. Yeah. Ultra Marathon started in the 1970s, and that's what we're really talking about. And this guy, Gary Kentrell, a.k.a. Lazarus Lake, or Laz, he's in his 70s now. He is the creator, along with his friend, of the Barkley Marathon. whom he named after his friend, a farmer named Barry Barkley. In the documentary, very sweetly over the end credits, they ask him with Barry why he named it after Barry. And he said, well, he used to help me with a lot of races, and I don't know, it just spit.
5:44Yeah, Barkley, he's a farmer. He's like, he's never run anything like that. And he said, I have no idea why he named it after me. Yeah, so there's no real reason, but they're called the Barkley Marathons. And Cantrell has an interesting story in that he is a former athlete. He's run supposedly over about 150 ,000 miles in his life. But he smokes camel cigarettes. He just floods his body with Dr. Pepper. He's, you know, older gentleman now and has kind of wrecked his legs from all that running. So he hasn't run for a while. But he got interested in this as a Boy Scout in Tennessee as a teenager or preteen, I guess, when he started doing backpacking trips that he hated until he found out there is a great joy in overcoming a hardship and doing something tough physically and completing a goal and got kind of hooked on that feeling.
6:37Yeah, he also apparently really liked the idea that if he continued to work at something, he would continue to improve. Yeah. And that's a big part of running. That's a big part of running. That's a big part of hiking. That's a big part of doing anything worthwhile. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, he got the bug pretty early on. He started running marathons. I think in 1966 he started running. By high school he was running marathons. And then he started running ultramarathons. And he was there like right at the beginning of the ultramarathon craze, which I think kicked off in 1974 with California's Western States 100.
7:17A guy named Gordy Ainsley set that up. And so by this time, you know, ultra marathons were starting to catch on. And Gary Cantrell was enough of a runner that he knew of these things. But he was also married. He was starting to have kids. He had a job as an accountant. And he just couldn't travel the country to go participate in ultrathons. So he started setting his own up around Tennessee. Yeah, exactly. They first took the form of what he called journey runs, which is, this all sounds fun. If I was into running, I would do something like this. But he and his friends would get together and be like, all right, let's run from Knoxville to Nashville.
7:57Or let's run, I love the through run. Their idea of a through run was either from Alabama or Kentucky running to the other just straight through Tennessee. Let's run through the state of Tennessee. Right. Pretty fun idea. They were doing these. They led to some other kind of legit races. I think one of the two is still around. He called it, and he's always had a sense of humor. You can tell by the way he names these things. The last annual Vol State, obviously volunteer state, road race, which is a 311-mile run from Missouri to Georgia in 10 days. Missouri to Georgie. Exactly. Exactly. 10-day cutoff time, no comfort stations along the way.
8:40You have to source all your own food and water and shelter along the way. And then another one called the Idiot's Run, which I don't think is around, 123-mile gravel, all gravel road run. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's so bad. That's just such a bad idea. Well, he called it the Idiot's Run for a really good reason. And that's the whole, his whole jam is like he loves coming up with a kind of race that just is at the border between the possibility and the impossibility of human endurance, of what the human body can actually do. Like he wants it just inside of that limit so that you could, if you push yourself enough, complete this race.
9:25But most people are just not going to be able to because it's so close to impossible. Yeah. I mean, many, many years, the Barkley Marathon has no finisher at all. Many years, no one makes it to the fifth loop. There are four loops that we'll get into all this in a second. um it's happening more and more now I think just there are more veterans that come back that once you kind of know the deal I say it gets a little easier but you know a little easier in that it's possible to finish it's never easy but I think the veterans have a an advantage for sure yeah because I think I think the astonishment at how difficult it is yeah probably takes up a lot of your mental energy and focus while you're doing it for the first time.
10:12And that, yeah, once you've even tried it before and even dropped out, you probably are past that. And it's got to be a huge leg up. Totally. So we should talk a little bit about the whole basis of all this, right? Or do you want to take a break? Yeah, let's talk about where this thing's held, right? Okay. Well, the whole thing is held at Frozen Head State Park. It's named after... That says it all, huh? Yeah, it's named after the tallest peak in this state park. It's in northeastern Tennessee, which is kind of, I guess, where northeastern Tennessee is where Virginia and North Carolina come together with Tennessee.
10:48It's a beautiful area. This would be in the Cumberland Mountains. And this particular state park is not like the kind you just, you know, go to, everybody goes to on the weekends for a picnic. It's pretty remote. it's 330 acres but this 330 acre state park is surrounded by 24 000 acres of forest land and the whole thing i guess started with um convict leasing so this this area is like really dark yeah you know no totally and if you look at you know they do these aerial shots in the documentary of this prison that we're about to talk about and it's just you know it's in the middle of nowhere, like at the bottom of, you know, sort of a ravine and very inhospitable.
11:35I mean, you'd like to think about places like Alaska being like, you know, some of the most inhospitable places in the United States. But I mean, the mountains of northeastern Tennessee are no joke. No. And this area is inhospitable because of its terrain and in part because of the weather and the elevation. Yeah. But the whole reason there's a prison there is because back in the 19th century, Tennessee started making money by leasing its prisoners, convicts, to mining companies, coal mining companies. Just make a little extra on the side from forcing your prisoners to engage in hard labor, right?
12:11Well, I think in our, man, I need to keep a list of all of our episodes handy because I can't remember the name of it, but do you remember that one war, the strike war in the 19th century, and I think coal mines in - Matawan. Matawan, yes. Thank you. In that episode, we talked a lot about what happened also in Tennessee's coal mines where the labor was taking on management and it was resulting in wars. Well, one of the things that resulted out of this in Tennessee was that the laborers, the free laborers who worked for the coal mining companies would frequently help the convicts whose labor was being leased out by the state escape.
12:51And so Tennessee was like, well, fine, we're not doing that anymore. But undeterred, they just started setting up their own coal mines and using the prisoners directly instead of leasing them out. Exactly. And they needed somewhere to put those prisoners. So our workers, I guess, slash prisoners. So they built a new prison. It is called Brushy Mountain State Penitentiary. And in the 1930s, a lot of that land eventually became that great conservation area that we were talking about, those 24 ,000 acres. and the New Deal era Civilian Conservation Corps built a lot of trails. It became a natural area, you know, officially in the 1970s, but there are these trails there now.
13:34Not like, again, like you said, not like a lot of state park trails that you go to. A lot of these trails are still pretty rough. The prison stayed open, but why we're telling you all this is for a couple of reasons. One is at one point in the race, they navigate through a tunnel, like a little water channel that goes under the prison. And that's part of the race route where you're definitely going to get your feet wet. I don't think we mentioned you're running through rivers and things. So like wet feet and it's just a part of the challenge of this race. Yeah. But the prison remained open. And James Earl Ray, the assassin of Martin Luther King Jr., was sent there with six other men.
14:16He escaped in 1977 from Brushy Mountain and spent 54 hours in that rugged terrain, eventually being recaptured about eight miles from the prison. And Lazarus Lake, old Laz Cantrell, heard this story, heard they made it only eight miles in that 54 hours. And he said, man, I could travel 100 miles through that terrain in 54 hours. So he invents this race sort of inspired by this. He said that he still gets hate mail every year and angry letters for people that think it's some sort of tribute to James Earl Ray. And he's like, no, it's the opposite. Like it was started because I'm making fun of the fact that this guy only made it eight miles and we're doing 100.
15:05Right. 130, really. You want to take a break? Yeah, let's take a break. We know the name of the marathon. We know where it takes place. We know who started it and where it came from. And we'll be back with more of the Barkley Marathons right after this.
15:51So, like you said, I think in 1977, James Earl Ray escapes and Cantrell lived in the area. He said it was big news at the time. So he was aware of this. And a few years later, he and his friend Carl Hinn, known as Raw Dog, for reasons that I don't want to ask about. I don't think it was in 1985. You don't know? All right. You're a good point. So they decided to hike into the state park. This is a place where he's like, OK, like we could totally do so many more than eight miles in 54 hours. Let's go check this out and have fun. And like you said, most of this area are not nature trails where like there are signs posted.
16:31There's a path you can look down and follow. Like these are hard to find trails that you need to know how to use a compass, a contour map. Like you have to be good at orienteering is what it's called. That's right. In addition to hiking and putting up with all sorts of terrible, just uncomfortable stuff and pushing your limits. So these guys were like, let's just go for a fun hike for a day. Yeah. And they showed up there. there was a park ranger that was like you guys should leave like you shouldn't be out there it's like it's not like you think you're gonna get lost you're gonna get hurt you're gonna need rescue uh they ignored him they did make it through they did an eight mile they didn't even like yeah know his his existence yeah he just walked right by uh they made this eight mile hike uh this loop but it took him a full day which is you know you're you should be able to hiked much more than eight miles in a day.
17:30And it required a lot of orienteering, like you said, and paying attention to that kind of thing. And he said, all right, I think I have an idea here for a race. Let's make a nearly impossible to finish race. I think it's kind of hard to tell because there's not a website for this. You can't get like historical. I mean, people have written about it since then, but you can't get like the official website documentation on this race in history because it doesn't exist. They keep it very much under wraps. So the way he tells it on the documentary, it was always supposed to be 100 miles, but no one ever did more than the first three loops out of the five.
18:09Yeah. I think, though, maybe this first version was shorter. It was about a 50 to 55-mile course. It was held over April Fool's Day weekend, 1986, And the initial cutoff was 24 hours with 13 participants and zero people finishing. Yeah, and this is just a 50 to 55 mile version. Like you said, officially, the current Barkley Marathon is 100 mile. And in reality, it's also like 120 to 130 miles based on reports from people who've actually run it, right? Yeah, I mean, he changes the route every year a little bit. That's why it varies. But the year they did the documentary, it was documented at 130.
18:52And everybody is like, it's not 100. Just stop saying that. So the first version, like you said, is three loops. And it wasn't until two years after the first one that somebody completed it. And I mean, we're talking like dozens of people attempting this. And it took three times before one person finished. finished um and there was a something about this that i don't know if we've mentioned yet just this first version there was an elevation gain of 24 000 feet so all of the times you went up and down if you count all the ups it would equal 24 000 feet in elevation that you've climbed over these three loops um and that is a lot and in fact the guy who finished frozen ed fertile Yeah.
19:42He was just Ed Fertal until he won, and from then on he was frozen Ed Fertal. Yeah. He thought that there was a misprint in Ultra Running Magazine that the elevation was actually 2 ,400 feet, not 24 ,000. Yeah, and I guess we can go ahead and tell everybody the current iteration, like we said, is supposedly 100, but it's really more like 130 miles. It's got a 60-hour time limit. and the elevation is the total elevation climb over that race, if you finish it, is 60 ,000 feet, which is equivalent to walking up and back down Mount Everest twice. Yes. Yeah. So, yeah, the total elevation is 120 ,000 because, yeah, if you go up 60 ,000 feet and you're coming back down, you got to come down 60 ,000 feet.
20:32Yes, it's harder to climb up, But it's not that easy to go down, too, especially if you're on an incline. And that's a big part of it, too, is sliding into things like briars and saplings. And it's rough. Like, just watching, like, the effects on some of the runners' bodies and, like, what they were coming back to camp looking like was pretty bad. Some guy had, like, a head wound, and they show him, like, slipping on rocks and hitting his forehead. It was really nuts what these people are doing to themselves. Yeah, I mean, their legs are all just because these briars, they have to go through one part, which is a really heavy briar area.
21:10But every single person's legs are just thrashed. Like looks like ground meat. Oh, yeah. Like disgusting, bleeding. Their feet are disgusting and blistered and just riddled. I think the one guy that we'll get to the stops, but the one guy, they were like, it would take you eight hours to fully dry your feet out. So, you know, you can't, you're not going to get dry feet. Right. Which is a big problem. And they're basically not sleeping. Right. When you complete a loop, you have what's called an interlooper period where you can do whatever you want. You can take however much time you want. You can get first aid.
21:50You can eat. You can drink. You can rest. You can change your clothes and socks. You can take a nap if you want. But that clock is still running. So how long you wait is up to you. I think the winner that year said he slept about an hour total. So just try staying up and awake for 60 hours in a chair. Without drugs. Yeah, exactly. People are doing this. And, you know, we say it's a run. Like a lot of this is hiking and bouldering and walking and crawling. So it's not like they're running the whole time, but it's just brutal. Yeah. It really is. One of the other things that really kind of gets us across, too, is in what you said.
22:33So you've got 60 hours to finish. And from the start, the clock's always ticking, right? Yeah. But you're going 130 miles. So if you do the math, Olivia helps us with this, and she pointed out that— Thank goodness. Yeah. You could sleep for two eight-hour nights and still finish this course at a 20-minute mile pace, which you can basically do on your hands and knees, and still complete it within the 60-hour cutoff. So the fact that some people can't even finish the first loop goes to show you how difficult this is, that if it were flat, it would be beyond easy. But those same limits, the time limit and the length put on this particular terrain or in this topography, it changes absolutely everything.
23:22Oh, yeah. This 12-hour time limit per loop must have come in after the documentary, right? Yeah, that confused me, too, because they were finishing in, like, 13 hours and something like that. I didn't get that. So, yeah, I think it must have been a new one. Yeah, I think so. So, finishing the three loops, if you finish three loops, that is considered a fun run. And that is a designation. And that is a huge accomplishment just to finish the fun run. We should add he also has a baby Barkley in the fall, the Barkley Fall Classic, which is a 50K, so 31 miles, and that has about 400 runners. But only about 35 to 40 participants are allowed per year to compete in this thing because it's out in nature, so the state won't let them have hundreds of people.
24:12Not a ton of people can go watch. It's just like family, and I think some former winners can be there. and it's a pretty small operation because they just can't run roughshod over the area. But they have the 60 hours to complete. Now, 12 hours per loop. The first loop is run clockwise. The second loop, which is at night, will go counterclockwise. And then again, day, night, clockwise, counterclockwise. And then this is pretty devious. The final fifth loop, if you get there, the first person to finish the fourth gets a choice, which way they want to run. And then they start splitting people up because almost everybody runs with a buddy or two.
24:56It really, really helps to have someone out there and they're really helping each other. But at the end, he's like, you're going to lose your buddy. Which way do you want to run? And the first person will say, I'll go clockwise. The next person has to go counterclockwise. And then they alternate. So at some point, if they finish that fifth loop, they're going to pass their former buddy going in the opposite direction. Right. Yeah. And in the documentary, Cantrell points out like these by this time, these people who had like formed serious bonds by running together loops are now direct competitors.
25:29Like now it's a race because they're in the fifth loop and whoever's going to finish in what time they finish. Yeah. Yeah. Is going to determine the actual winner. Like now there's a possible winner. Yeah. And everything changes. So I don't they probably don't like class pans. And then, you know, they're pulled apart, you know, sadly, when they have to go in different directions at that point. Yeah, I think it's probably, it makes it a lot tougher. But I get the idea that if you make it, if you're one of the maybe two, maybe three, maximum four people that are even on the fifth loop, then that's when things get serious.
26:04That's when it turns into an actual race. Yeah, that's what I took it as, too. And one thing that I didn't get, I got from context. I didn't see it anywhere because I guess it's so obvious. No one thought it needed to be spelled out except me. But it's the same loop, right? Yeah. Okay. So they're doing the same loop five times, which is why they do it clockwise and counterclockwise and different ones at day and night so that you can't just be like, yeah, I remember this. This is nothing. Now I remember exactly what the trail is. you're super disoriented the first time, but it's not like you have it down pat after that first loop necessarily.
26:40Yeah. And it definitely doesn't seem like it gets easier because they were finishing when they were fresh legged at loop one, they were finishing in about eight or nine hours for the fastest times. And then those fastest people were doing like 12 and 13 hours on the next loop through the darkness. Yeah. And we should mention the weather, you know, it's with these huge elevation changes, you're going to go from temperatures sometimes in April in the 80s, where it's low, to like 10 degrees at night. They have about 100 gallons of water they put out randomly on the course. Like there are no technical water stations, but you'll just happen upon a jug of water.
27:20And Laz said that, you know, one year they were 108-pound blocks of ice because it was 10 degrees at elevation. Yeah. It's just crazy. I say we take a break and talk about how you would get into this race and then what it's actually like running it. Yeah, let's do it. Okay.
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28:12All right, so we're back. The race is about to begin. We should point out, too, the other thing to keep in mind is if you quit, quit near the start-finish line. Right. Because, like, a lot of people finish, like, a loop and are like, I'm out. or maybe the two where a lot of people get to that third fun run and they say, that's good enough for me. The one guy in the documentary quit and it took him 10 hours to navigate back. Because it's not like they send somebody out. You don't tap out on radio and they come and get you. You just decide, I can't do this anymore. And then you very slowly walk back to the finish line.
28:48Yeah. And at some point you might as well be like, well, at least I guess I'm going to have to finish the first loop. I might as well keep going that direction. Yeah, no, totally. Or if they're I mean, it depends on where you are. If you're below the halfway point, a lot of people come back the way they came. Right. Yeah. So going even back before the start of the race, you said that the Barkley Marathon has no website and that is intentional. The whole thing is meant to be kept largely a secret. it. There's not a website. There's not like some information on this is how you apply. You have to use basically your investigative skills just to figure out Gary Cantrell's email to email to ask to apply.
29:32And they make it really, really hard to apply for this because in part, they're just weeding out people who don't have even the beginning of the motivation and dedication to complete this race. Like if you can't even go to this trouble to like really do your research to figure out how to apply, then don't even bother trying to apply. There's no website, no thanks. Exactly. And if you do want to apply, you have to cough up$1.60. Yeah, that's a non-refundable application fee. I think most people send in two single dollar bills because he says they don't give change. And he every year chooses, a range of people.
30:15Some of them are very experienced. Some of them are random. Every year he chooses one human sacrifice that he said the runners even appreciate, even at the expense of not getting them themselves. He chooses one person that has no business being there. In the year of the documentary, that poor guy made it six hours? And I knew as soon as that guy headed out in his camouflage cargo pants, I was like this guy what is he doing what's he wearing so he didn't make it very far no he didn't and he was like this is six hours man like he didn't make it very far at all no and this guy was way more qualified to do it than like the average person like it wasn't like he was just some like he went and plopped the guy out of mcdonald's like mid bite and of a big mac and threw him on the trail like this guy was in pretty decent shape and he thought that he had a chance it's It's not like he's like, yeah, I'm going to go be the sacrificial human.
31:15Right, right. He thought like he was going to try to complete it. He didn't even, I don't even think he made it halfway through the first loop, did he? No, I don't think so. No, it was pretty funny and sad. He took it on the chin like a big boy, though. Yeah. Yeah, imagine if he'd started like yelling. Right. You just brought me out here to make fun of me. Right. A little bit more about the application process. Everyone knows it takes place generally around April Fool's Day. They send in an essay to get in with weird prompts. Like one year it was what's the most important vegetable group. One of the women, I think she was in the documentary that year, Beverly Abs, who, by the way, that year completed the fun run.
31:58So quite an achievement. Mm-hmm. She said she was told to send the application in exactly at midnight on Christmas Day in the time zone where Lazarus Lake was. So she had to figure out where he was at the time. And then she wrote a poem as her essay, and she got in. Right. And then once you get in, you get a letter that says, I'm sorry to inform you that you have been accepted. Basically, misery awaits you. Yeah. That's the whole jam. The way that it's treated is like you're not going to finish. You're a dummy for even trying. There's this weird kind of push-pull going on that Gary Cantrell established basically out of the gate that's based on his kind of impish sense of humor.
32:46Yeah. And so that means that, like, you're just as likely to be abused or mocked when you, like, quit as you are to be told, like, hey, you completed one loop. That's pretty good just in and of itself. It just, I guess, depends on what his mood is right then. And a lot of people, like, don't really like this guy that much. Like, if you don't, if you're not tuned into his sense of humor, you're probably not going to like him. You might find him obnoxious or, you know, might find him just mean. But if you are tuned into it, I think he's pretty funny. Like reading about him on paper and reading interviews with him, I was like, I don't really like this guy.
33:24And then I saw him in the documentary. I'm like, oh, OK. Same. He's just hard to translate into a description. When you see him talk yourself, you're like, yeah, he's fine. Yeah. He's one of the great eccentrics of the world. And sometimes those people are hard to pin down, you know, because they don't fit into a box. I know, but he has to. Right. Some other fun things. If you're a first-time runner, you bring a license plate from your home state or home country, and he makes these cool signs out of them and hangs them up. You have to bring a gift as well if you are part of the race. If you are a first-time runner, you have to bring an article of clothing.
34:04And the documentary was very funny. He said it kind of depends on what he needs. One year it was a bunch of white Oxford shirts. Another year it was socks. Another year it was flannel shirts. And then if you have finished the race and you come back to race again, you have to bring him a pack of camel cigarettes. Yeah. And the camel cigarettes play a big role because the start of the race is marked officially by him lighting a cigarette. So everybody's standing there at this gate. That's the official starting line for the race. And just standing there waiting for him to light the cigarette. And he finally does.
34:36And it's like a random time. I think it was like 8, 11 a.m. when when the whole thing started. and he lights a cigarette and soon everybody takes off. Yeah, when you get accepted, you know what day it's going to be on. You go, you camp out in the campground, and you're just sort of waiting for him to blow the conch. He blows a conch sometime between midnight and noon on the Saturday of that weekend. You don't know when it's coming. So if he blows it at 7 a.m. or sometime in the morning, you're up all night. You're not getting sleep because you're so amped up and ready for this. Right. And apprehensive because you don't know when it starts.
35:11Again, he's just sort of messing with people. And so when he decides to blow the conch, he blows the conch. That means you have one hour and everybody, you know, starts getting ready to go at that point. There is no prize we should also mention. The prize is just finishing this thing. Yeah, I mean, there's bragging rights for sure. Like if you told any ultra marathon runner, you know, trail runner that you completed the Barkley Marathon, Like they would drop to their knees and start kissing your rings. Yeah. Like it's a big deal to have finished this. And yet there's also like from Gary Cantrell's perspective, from everything that I've read, the way that he describes it is like he's giving people an opportunity to push themselves to their maximum possible limits.
36:03Because remember, this race is intended to be just inside the possible human, the possibility of the human body. Right. Yeah. So if you can complete it, like you're doing all sorts of things that you never thought you were capable of. Like your mental endurance is among the greatest of people walking around. Yeah. And so, yeah, it's a it's way more than just bragging rights. Like if you're if you're into bragging rights, you're probably not even going to finish the first loop. Like if that's why you're doing it and you somehow got accepted, it's not going to translate. So these people don't care about bragging rights, even though they would have bragging rights.
36:40Yeah, totally. I like that one dude, the long hair guy from Arizona in the documentary that that was his first one. He just had a cool vibe. Like everyone had a pretty cool vibe. Like it's a really is a great spirit of helping one another out. and during the interloper periods where they're, which is, by the way, the only time they're allowed to have their sort of aid crew with them. Like they don't, you know, they can't get help along the way. Right. So this is when they see other people and there's other former winners there. And when people drop out, they stick around and they're really helping people get their feet together and they're giving them dry socks and feeding them.
37:19And it's just a real great spirit of sort of camaraderie and helping one another out, it feels like. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, because as people get pared down, the people around them are like they want to see somebody succeed then. Yeah, for sure. Pretty cool. Real quick, what else as far as housekeeping? No GPS? That's a big one. They can wear a little cheap or they're given a little cheap watch. And I think they banned altimeters in 2014 or 12 or something. Something like that. Either way, you're stripped down to like the bare essentials. Yeah. And you have a map, but you don't have a copy of their map.
37:59They give you the master map to use to trace the route onto your own map. And if you trace it incorrectly, well, that's TS for you. And people do get lost like a lot. There was one guy who, I don't remember what year it was. Oh, in 2006. Yeah. This guy wandered off the course and spent 32 hours trying to get back. Oh, man. And in the end, he only did like two miles of the actual course. He wandered so far off course. So the way he put it, he did 16-hour miles in this race. God, I felt so bad for that guy. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. And then what else, Chuck? This is another, and to me, this is kind of one of the coolest things because the whole time until we had gotten to this part, I was like, well, how do they know that people are running that route?
38:48Because they're not staked out along the way. In the documentary, they had some people staked out a little bit just to get some footage, but it's not like they have people at checkpoints that are making sure they're on the route and all that. He did something pretty lo-fi and genius, which was he puts 10 books out, 10 to 12, depending on the year, at different points along the way, and you have to rip the page out corresponding to your bib number, and that is the proof that you ran the real route. You have to show up with, depending on how many books, 10 or 11 pages when you touch that start-finish line.
39:22And you have to turn them over to Cantrell and he has to look them over and verify it. Yeah. And I'm guessing that they – are the books in the same place every time? That I'm not sure about. But I do know that they hide them. They're not just always out in plain sight. Like one of the things you're having to stay oriented. You're having to push your body and endure. and then you're also at the same time having to make sure you don't trot past one of the books so you have to backtrack and get the page out. Yeah, I mean, the one guy the year of the documentary that won and set the record, I think he said he spent a couple of hours looking for the book at one stop.
39:56I would lose my mind, man. Oh, yeah. And also if you're like, well, how do you get the same page 11 times? You get a different bib number for each loop. So you would be tearing out a different page each time. Yeah, and I think there was a story just last year, in fact, There was a French runner who got to the final loop to find that a book was gone. There was a day hiker that thought the race was over and took the book as a memento. So he's like, what do I do? He completed the race. And when he got back to the gate, they had turned the book in. So they counted that. That's awesome. Yeah. I read about one runner, too, who I think this I don't remember what year was, maybe 2016 or 17.
40:40He made it, he showed up six seconds after time. Oh, my God. And, but he had all his pages and they said, like, he was just collapsed on the ground. And he said, I have all my pages, but he didn't make it by six seconds. You know, I bet that he feels a great sense of accomplishment, though. I would think so. Sure. Like, he finished that thing. Six seconds be damned, you know. You'd have to be one hell of a perfectionist to be like, well, I failed. Technically. Yeah, for sure. I think there was one more piece of housekeeping here. Housekeeping? Oh, that's right. When a runner gives up, a guy named Dave Henn, who is a race volunteer, plays taps on a bugle.
41:29Yeah, and that's Carl Raw Dog Henn's son. Oh, is it? It is. Raw Dog Jr.? Yeah. Little raw dog. Or the third, yeah. He said that he thinks the reason why is because it's just one final punishment for you from Gary Cantrell to basically be humiliated with taps. Then on the other side, some runners, when they finish, especially when they actually complete the race, he has one of those staples easy buttons that they press. And when you press it, a voice goes, that was easy. Yeah. It's really fun to watch. It was. Someone just like on their last leg, literally like you bleeding at the legs and he's like, hit the button.
42:14Right. Because that was easy. Yeah. The guy who was on the documentary was I think his name was John Kelly. He finished second of two, I think that year or maybe three. And he they show him and he's just totally out of it. Like he's sitting on a chair with people surrounded, surrounding him talking. And yeah, he's just in another world. like totally out of his skull because he hadn't slept at all like that whole time yeah 60 hours it's crazy oh man the one guy that couldn't in the documentary that that uh tapped out and was just like crying oh i don't remember him which one oh boy that was tough he had kind of dark curly hair and he was pretty pumped up going into it about his chances and uh yeah i mean what can you say about a race where like whatever probably 98 of the people never finish it right maybe more Maybe 99.
43:07That was a, well, yeah. So I think officially 20 out of 1 ,000 plus people have finished. So I'm sure we have some sixth graders who can calculate that for us and send it in. Let me see. Last, I'm sorry, this year there were a record five people completed it. And that is, I think the maximum before that may have been three, maybe four. But usually it's one, maybe two or zero. uh last i'm sorry this year uh a woman was a finisher for the first time uh yasmine paris or perry i don't know how she pronounces it uh she came in two minutes short of the deadline to finish that race yeah so she finished with two minutes left right that's incredible yeah it really is and one of the reasons it's incredible is because gary cantrell this is another reason a lot of people don't like him for years and years and years he would say publicly there's no woman out there who could possibly finish this race.
44:05And, you know, he was criticized for saying that kind of thing because there's plenty of amazing women marathoners and ultrathoners and trail runners. And he defended it by basically saying, if a woman could defeat this, it would be exactly the kind of woman who would need to hear somebody say something like a woman would never be able to complete this. Yeah, I got the idea. And I don't know if I'm being an apologist, but I got the idea that a lot of that was sort of goading someone to finish. That's how I took it, too. Yeah. Like deep down, he's like, there's going to be a woman that's going to do this and maybe I need to stoke the fire a little bit.
44:43Right. So finally, yes, I think Jasmine Paris, she's a she's a Brit who teaches at the University of Scotland. Did you say that part? No, I also said Yasmin Pari. So I know I was just gently correcting you. Oh, I'm sure it was Jasmine Perry. Yasmin Perry. Who else? In 2024, a mechanical engineer named Jared Campbell became the first four-time finisher. He's in the documentary. And an interesting just sort of side note in this, and Livia pointed it out, but then when you watch the documentary, it really hits home, is that it seems like this race and ultramarathoning and this sort of endurance thing attracts people of very, very high intelligence.
45:26I felt like every person they interviewed were like, I'm an engineer. I'm a scientist. And they talked to, I almost called him Barkley, to Lazarus about this, to Cantrell in the documentary. And he said, yeah, he said, those are the achievers in life. Those are the people that go to graduate school and go to get their doctoral thesis. And people who set hard goals and accomplish them, it just sort of fits. And I never really thought about that tie, but I don't think there's a lot of dum-dums that do stuff like this. No, although you do kind of have to be a dum-dum to do it. It's a weird dichotomy.
46:02Yeah. I say we finish on the story of John Fega Veresi. All right, let's hear it. He was a runner in, oh, I don't know what year he ran, but he was an experienced ultramarathon runner. He participated in the Badwater Ultramarathon, which runs through Death Valley, 135 miles. Yeah. And he was like, this is, that's nothing. I'm paraphrasing. Yeah. I'm sure he wouldn't say this, but he was basically like, you can't even really compare the two. And he completed it. And he was so incoherent from sleep deprivation that he apparently didn't remember like downing a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream like at the finish line.
46:48He had no idea that he'd done that. And he spent the next day and a half just laying around the campground recovering. So after that time, he's like, all right, I guess I'll drive home. And he started falling asleep on the way home. So he had to stop and check himself into a hotel where he slept for another 16 hours. Oh, man. That's called human exhaustion. Yeah. And I say we quietly close the door and leave John to his slumber and go on to listener mail.
47:30I do want to shout out the record, though. Brett Maughan, who has won it a few times now, I think. He's a physicist. The current record right now lies with Brett at 52 hours, 3 minutes and 8 seconds. Very nice. Just incredible. You woke John up. That's right. Sorry, John. Come back to sleep. Here's your chubby hubby. That's the best. I can't find it anymore. I can't either. People say it exists. I get pictures occasionally, emails. but it doesn't exist in Atlanta. That's sad. What did Atlanta do to be so punished? I don't know. I don't need ice cream anymore anyway which is the saddest part of this story.
48:09All right. I'm going to call this Lake vs. Pond. We got quite a few emails. By the way, I want to mention one differentiator we saw said that the difference they heard between Lake vs. Pond is if sunlight can reach the bottom. If it can, then it's a pond. If it can't, then it's a lake. But this comes from Mark. Hey, guys, the answer I think depends on who you ask. But as an ambassador from the land of 10 ,000 lakes, Minnesota, which is technically 11 ,842 lakes, perhaps I have a bit of clout. Most folks would assume the difference has something to do with size and depth. It's not quite that simple, though.
48:48According to a 2012 CBS News article, a retired DNR water supervisor, Glenn Yackel, suggests that a lake needs to be large enough and deep enough to allow for wave action to be considered a lake that can clear vegetation from its shoreline. A pond, on the other hand, lacks this wave action, meaning its shoreline is typically surrounded by vegetation without clear boundaries. But guys, it gets even more complicated. government agencies often have regulatory thresholds that lead to discrepancies per state. For example, here in Minnesota, with our 11 ,842 lakes, has fewer lakes than Wisconsin, and any Wisconsinite will gleefully point out that they have 15 ,000.
49:29But here's where the differences come into play. While they do have 15 ,000 lakes, their definition includes a body of water with an area of at least 2.5 acres. In Minnesota, our standards are higher. And to qualifies a lake here, we must cover at least 10 acres. If we lowered our threshold to match Wisconsin's, we wouldn't dare dream of it, though. We'd have over 20 ,000 lakes. Wow, Chuck, I feel more lake-informed than I ever have been in my entire life. For real. That is from Mark. Mark said, always pleasure to listen to you guys with my boys who are six and seven and big fans. And Mark had replied with their names.
50:05And I'm very frustrated because I cannot find that reply. So let me just say, Mark and sons of Mark, thank you for the support. Yes, and I can vouch for Chuck Mark. We just edited out many minutes of him searching for that email. So he really did give it a try. Sorry, guys. But they're six and seven, so maybe that's for the best. Right. If you want to be like Mark and his unnamed sons, you can write to us as well. Send us an email to stuffpodcast at iheartradio.com. Stuff You Should Know is a production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
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