A Crazy Good NBA Rookie Class With J. Kyle Mann, Plus Tua’s Cleveland Adventure, and NFL Week 7 Picks With Joe House

17 Oct 2025 · 1 h 34 min

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Podcast Episode Notes: The Bill Simmons Podcast - A Crazy Good NBA Rookie Class

Episode Overview

  • Podcast Title: The Bill Simmons Podcast
  • Episode Title: A Crazy Good NBA Rookie Class With J. Kyle Mann, Plus Tua’s Cleveland Adventure, and NFL Week 7 Picks With Joe House
  • Host: Bill Simmons
  • Guests: J. Kyle Mann, Joe House
  • Air Date: [Insert Date]

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Episode Highlights

NBA Rookie Class Discussion (2:55)

  • Guest: J. Kyle Mann discusses the standout NBA rookie class.
  • Focus:
  • Bill Simmons expresses excitement over the rookie class compared to the previous year's.
  • Highlights on specific rookies such as Dylan Harper and Ace Bailey:
  • Dylan Harper:
  • Impressed Simmons with his physical playing style and potential to fit alongside Wemby.
  • Notable for his scoring ability and composure, likened to Shea Gilgeous-Alexander.
  • Ace Bailey:
  • Discussed as a versatile player, able to contribute across positions.
  • Comparisons to established players like Kevin Durant.

Discussion Points on Rookies

  • Importance of supporting cast around rookie talents.
  • Potential for Harper and Bailey to contribute significantly to their teams.
  • Anticipation of how these rookies will perform in the NBA.

NFL Picks with Joe House (39:22)

  • Guest: Joe House joins to share insights on NFL Week 7.
  • Key Picks:
  • Saints +5.5 at Bears: Discussion on the Bears' poor performance metrics and the Saints' potential to capitalize.
  • Chargers -1.5 vs. Colts: Chargers expected to shine with Justin Herbert leading against a decimated Colts defense.
  • Panthers -1.5 at Jets: Optimism about Bryce Young's potential growth and the Jets' struggles without key players.
  • Browns -2.5 vs. Dolphins: Emphasis on the challenging weather conditions for Tua and Miami's weaknesses against the run.

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Key Themes and Takeaways

  • Rookie Impact:
  • The depth and quality of the current NBA rookie class could significantly influence their teams' performance.
  • Standout rookie talents have the potential to redefine team dynamics, particularly in San Antonio with Wemby.
  • NFL Betting Insights:
  • Observations on betting trends, public sentiment, and how they impact line movements.
  • Analysis of team matchups reveals how statistics and injury reports should guide betting decisions.
  • Weather Influence:
  • The discussion about weather conditions affecting game outcomes, particularly for the Browns vs. Dolphins matchup.

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Conclusion This episode features a rich analysis of both the NBA rookie class and NFL Week 7 picks, showcasing Bill Simmons' signature conversational style and insights. The combination of expert guests provides a deep dive into the implications of rookie performances and strategic betting advice for the NFL.

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0:00The Bill Simmons Podcast is brought to you by FanDuel Sportsbook. We are also brought to you by the Ringer Podcast Network. New Rewatchables coming on Monday. Last one for Redford Month. It is a quiz show, an awesome movie nominated for an Oscar. Brian Koppelman has been requesting it for at least five years. So he's finally getting his wish doing it with Koppelman. That will be on Monday. If you missed sneakers last Monday, a really, really fun one. Broke down Ben Kingsley's running for a good five minutes. So if you want a Ben Kingsley running takes, get ready because I had them. So you got that.

0:35And then Sunday night, Prestige TV, final episode of Task. Right after it ends, you can listen or watch to me and Rob Mahoney and Joanne Robinson break down everything we thought about not only the final episode, but the season itself. I am in Boston, Massachusetts right now. It's cold. I feel like a wuss because I grew up here on the East Coast. I spent my first 32 years here. Now when I come back and it's cold and windy, I'm just freezing the whole time. I've incorporated this into some of my sports gambling, particularly with one game we're going to talk about later with Joe House. When you go from the warm weather to the cold, this is why I moved to Southern California.

1:15And when I come back, I just feel like a wuss every time. Anyway, great to be back. First, J. Kyle Mann. He's coming on to talk about rookies because we talked about a little in the Over Under podcast. but not enough. I feel like we needed a whole segment talking about how great this rookie class is. So that's first. Then Joe House comes on. We're doing our over-unders post-mortem. And then after that, Ringer 107. That includes our single favorite game of the 2025 slate so far. So that is all next. Let's take a break and then Pearl Jam. This is the Bill Simmons podcast presented by FanDuel. If you're betting on the NFL, come on.

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2:55All right, taping this late Thursday afternoon, East Coast time. I'm on my second coffee of the day. Dunkin' Donuts, not a sponsor. I don't think they've ever, I don't know why. I don't know how much Dunkin' Donuts I need to drink before they sponsor something. But anyway, Dunkin' Donuts. You think by now, I mean, seriously. I mean, it makes sense. Those ungrateful jerks. They should, something. I should have the Dunkin' Donuts studio by now. Instead, I have the Aspiration Dome in my back house now. Aspiration Studios. J-Cow, man. What's up? Nobody knows more about the draft classes and the rookies.

3:28And I mentioned this on Tuesday's pod that I really love the rookies this year. And it's so different than last year. And we did a little Dylan Harper stuff. And we did some flag stuff, obviously, and some canipple. But I really wanted a deep dive. I thought this was worth an entire segment. I want to start with Harper as the second pick. I talked about him Tuesday that he just jumped out of the TV to me immediately. Like, holy shit, this guy's ready to be something now. size, he had the body, the lefty, real patience already. Seems like he could play off the ball or with the ball. And I was just blown away.

4:05And I don't know whether that was too small of a sample size, but what did you see with Dylan Harper? Well, watching him in this context, and we can get to Ace Bailey, I guess, in a little bit too, it's a similar thing is that they just played in a crowded elevator offense last year at Rutgers. I didn't blame the coach. I didn't blame any of those people. They had major roster turnover that was super heavy, and none of their teammates really drew any respect. So the thing that popped to me immediately when I'm watching Dylan in these first few games is just he had a play where he got a back cut for a wide-open layup, and I was surprised they didn't call timeout and just be like, Dylan, that's what a wide-open layup off of a cut feels like.

4:45Right. Enjoy this. Savor this. He had to be because you just didn't – I was looking back at his synergy stats, I was like, he never got wide open cuts. And, you know, Ace was always playing in the crowd too. So I think he's probably enjoying that. But there's a little bit of some of these guys who are like crazy, crazy downhill talents. You mentioned his poise in the paint. Number one, I don't think that I was thinking back about it. I was like, I don't think that I have watched a more talented scoring guard with like poise in the paint since probably Shea in 18. Like Shea was just a layup monster.

5:21and I think Dylan is Dylan's a little bit different in that Shea was a little more angular slithery he's added some of that physical stuff you know the big shoulder bumps I don't want to piss off OKC fans but you know that stuff he's developed but Dylan already kind of plays that way he's really really physical and they already had some plays where he was he wasn't even cutting he was almost catching it like he was on like a jet sweep and he'd get into the lane and he's so physical and Wimby draws so many eyes that you can already just kind of see Will he be able to knock down open jumpers? That'll be a thing.

5:53But he's going to be able to roam and add a lot of value even if he's not their primary, even if he doesn't get a whole lot of primary point guard reps for them. Yeah, I think the overthink for me this summer was just thinking about the right roster around Wemby. And all right, now you have Fox and Castle and Harper. None of those guys are knockdown shooters. And that was kind of the glass half empty. And then you watch all those guys with Wemby now and you're just like, holy shit, athletes and just like blue chippers, right? And I think the thing I didn't really fully think about with Harper was how ready he was athletically because we've seen guards come in and either they're skinny in that first year or even somebody like Cade.

6:39I thought Cade had – I know his teams were bad, but he also seemed pretty choppy. Like we had some actual questions about, huh, what is this? Is this somebody who can be an awesome lead ball handler? Harper, my questions were, can he shoot? Can he play off the ball? It's just clear he's going to be on the court for them. And I actually think they're going to have a pretty interesting numbers problem for them with Fox and with Castle and with Harper. They're going to be able to juggle those minutes, but they have more guys after that. So I think like ceiling wise, that's why we all went, two of us went over on the Spurs, House went under, but I went way over.

7:14I really feel like if he's going to be able to give them 28 to 30 minutes a game, maybe that's too high. Maybe let's say 25, whatever. Somewhere in that 25 to 30, but at a high level, that's like they just didn't have anybody like that last year. Is there a decent chance that they're the best team in Texas this year? I mean, I don't remember what you guys. I think it's in play. Yeah. We talked about the division odds for them and about how Houston is like up here at 52. Now, we got to talk about Reid quickly because I watched some preseason with him two nights ago. And he's just firing now. He's like, Van Blythe's gone.

7:48I'm fucking firing. And the bench was really into it. And there was a little different demeanor to him. So that made me a little worried about my under. But yeah, I think the ceiling of San Antonio with Wemby, if he's a top five guy, Houston is not going to have a top five guy. Right? so if the pieces around him are good. I don't know. I think they're going to be really hard to play. You have that many athletes, plus you have rim protection, plus you have some size you can bring in with him now. They have a lot of answers. Wimby is just flat out distracting. I was trying to watch the rookie. Any game you watch with him on there, I sent you a clip of he was in a handoff in that jazz game, and he was on the other side of the screen defender, on the other side of Nurkic, and he just reached into the frame and stripped the ball off of, I guess it was Ace.

8:38And Ace had this look like, what just happened? He's just a ridiculous distraction. But yeah, I think it's very much in play that they're going to be so athletic on the perimeter, man. And in terms of thinking about their roster, for Dylan, if you're in this position, and this was the argument that I made at the time, I'm just thinking of it simply like, Like, if I have a chance to get a player, a talent like Dylan, does he fit with Wimby? That was all. I was like, I'll figure out everything else later. Do I have these two guys? I can figure out the other 10 later. Yeah, yeah. So my answer is already he fits in.

9:16Yeah, I mean, it's just, I think the thing with guys who have the ball in their hands is you always kind of have to start from this first. The square one is like, are you going to be hurried? You know, I know you like Yakachonas. I did too. I'm sure we'll talk about him. But that was something at like summer league, you know, guys like guys that come into the league who are very used to hitting first, you know, like Luca is like the all time example of he came in and he was like, yeah, I'm going to punch everyone first. Yeah. Dylan is the same kind of thing. It's just like he never seems hurried around the basket.

9:46And he's just really angular and clever. I was noticing, too, he has some of that. You see some of those guys shoot layups like high glass layups off the wrong foot. But Dylan does this thing where he'll go wrong-footed and wrong-handed, and he'll get under and just kind of get away from guys. He's just really sneaky and really crafty. And the great thing for them is that they don't have to put a ton of pressure on him. They can really bring him along slowly and get all the value without getting the waste that might come with dumping too much on him too early. Yeah, I'm glad you mentioned the crafty, because I think that's the thing that really resonated with me.

10:18They had one play. I mean, granted, it's preseason. Who cares? But he won't play where he was on the ball on the right side. And he's a lefty, right? And he kind of went baseline and did this kind of herky-jerky back and forth thing. Got lower to the rim. Did more herky-jerky and then finally got a shot off. And I was like, wow, this kid's like 19. Like that seemed like a move you make when you're like 26. I feel like I probably underrated last June how important it was that they got the number two pick. Because it was so weird with the Rutgers thing. was, and I know you guys, you talked about, you and Tay talked about it nonstop.

10:52Like the records thing was so weird. It was almost like the ceiling in the basement where you couldn't even come up with what it was. Cause it was like, that was just too weird. But clearly like when you talk about guards coming in the league and being good right away, who have the ball a lot, it's pretty unique, you know? And then the other thing is if, if castle goes up a notch, now you're talking about, okay and they have all these trade pieces so i'm with you i i to me like them versus houston i think it's a lot closer than the odds they had their eight wins lower with the overrunners in houston i think it's way closer than that yeah houston i mean houston has a little experience on them in a couple spots but i'm sure you know the amen love and i'm i'm right along with everybody else i mean i love watching almond thompson i mean play him at center that's the way i'm thinking about it but Like he, I'm sure Steph Castle was over there thinking, I got something for this guy.

11:46You know, I'm sure he's like, I was the rookie of the year. You know, it's just been interesting how big of a gap there's been. And, you know, like Castle brings a lot of the playmaking stuff, too. It's just interesting what the shadow of Wimby affords them on offense and defense. Like I was watching that Miami game and there was a play. There was a particular play where Wimby, he was doing his thing where he causes big guys just like, you know, look up and go, no, I'm not going to do that. And you could just see all of the other guys on the perimeter just basically become free safeties who have like five steps on the ball.

12:20So like there was one where I think it was like, it might be Kalil Ware was just stuck and Kalil Ware is gigantic. I don't know if you've ever seen him in person. And he was like, I mean, I can't go up with this. So he turns and looks and you could just see that. I can't remember who intercepted the pass for the Spurs, but he just had an easy run to go intercept it. So they just have a lot of, you know, having Wemby just changes the conversation in a lot of different ways. Yeah, that's a really good point. Because then the other piece of that is when you have Wemby behind you, you can gamble way more and be way more aggressive 25 feet from the basket because you have some sort of protection.

12:54They're down to plus 370 to win the division. I still think, I think that, Mavs 6-1 is probably a reach with how long Kyrie's out. But yeah, I think that division's a little more open. The other thing I'll say with Harper, and this is like, whatever. This is a classic Bill Simmons ridiculous point. He carries himself like a star and you just like, you kind of notice him immediately. There's certain guys like that where you just see him walking around and there's for a 19 year old, like he's handsome. He's filled out already. And it just, I felt the same way about, uh, about Thompson on Houston, which I was like, I don't know about these guys.

13:33And then you kind of watch them on a court and it's like, oh yeah that guy's got it and you just kind of sometimes there's just these guys that are like oh yeah that guy's got it and the way he carries himself he's in this weird situation right he's not starting point guard he's on Wemby's team you would think he would be like a little but he's not he's not like that at all he's cool so that and then we didn't even talk about flag yet when we're talking about rookies jumping like flag flag as as this all purpose Swiss army knife what do we need guys oh Davis isn't playing a knife fine I'll play power forward oh should i just play point guard tonight um i don't even know how you could assign a dollar value to what he brings in as a guy in a rookie contract but this is what he's doing he's like a max contract guy basically but they got him for you know 1.8 odds in the lottery unbelievable he's just ready to roll right off the right off the assembly line i mean i i got to the point around the draft where i reached this point where i was like thinking about this fall and i was like well you know blah blah and i was just like what am what are you talking about like i you know you just step out i was just like what like every single step of the way and i've done a few shows with mavs people and i and i'm just trying to just give them an idea of maybe what's coming from from having watched him in high school and stuff and it's like he just he's not stagnant in any way shape or form every single step of the way and i was like i'm just done underestimating him and you know you're talking about um he has a little ways to go in terms of like his setup moves to get into the basket, but he's also very clever and crafty about the things that he does know how to do.

15:06If you watch him, he's really good at giving a bump with his back and then turning and facing. He just doesn't dance a lot with the ball wastefully. His shot looks good. He came off of a couple. His shot looks really good. Yeah, he came off a couple of, I don't know if they were flex or whatever type of screen it was, but he was moving left to right and hit a great shot. But you just watch him. It's the same kind of thing, too, as Harper. They played a lineup. Their lineups are going to be really, really interesting. They played a lineup that was like Cooper, D 'Lo, Clay, PJ, and Lively. And it was there because the Hornets went ahead on their first unit, if I'm not mistaken.

15:40And they put in that lineup and they just surged back. And it was just really fun for a minute. You know, say what you want about D 'Lo. If you control him, I loved all the stuff you said, and I'm with you on it. But it's like if you can kind of control what D 'Lo is, Cooper is already mature enough to kind of guide an offense like that. So, yeah. It's a little like Zion, right? where there's going to be situations where it's like, I guess we're playing him at center. Oh, I guess he's our point guard now. He's going to be all over the map. The one thing I've noticed from watching him at Duke last year to even in the preseason stuff, it feels like he's more sophisticated offensively with some stuff like going to the basket, shooting off the wrong foot, some of the explosive stuff.

16:26It just feels like he's added some stuff to his bag that I wasn't positive he'd have. He felt way more closer to Tatum than I was expecting. I'm not talking about Tatum last year before the injury when he was one of the best sport players in the league, but probably like year two, year three Tatum when he was just starting to put together some dribbling, dribble move to the basket stuff. First year, he was basically in the corner. We were basically begging him to take the ball. Then he started adding stuff. And Flagg offensively seems like he's like where year three Tatum was, which I was really surprised by.

17:01But did you notice that? I mean, he's very – he and Tatum are on different paths. I think that – and I've thought this for a while – that Cooper is ahead of him in terms of his spatial sense and his passing and things like that. But I think that Tatum was a little wigglier with a live dribble at the same age. So it's just kind of like they're coming from different spots. Three more inches. and at 25 years old, you know, maybe they'll end up at a similar spot. But I just like, I like all the different ways they can use him. He gets a little, he did get a little, he got a, he did this at Summer League too, where there were a couple of times where you could tell he was really enjoying the show.

17:39And I'd never seen him do that before at Summer League. He was kind of like looking around, you know, all the players are on the front row. He makes a couple risky passes and plays. He threw a couple behind the back passes in that preseason game. granted preseason summer league they're both kind of unserious you're experimenting you're tinkering things like that but um he made a couple plays like that i was like what what exactly is he doing there but um i don't know man i just don't put anything past him anymore like i i think he's he plays within himself he's just a right play machine he's also a really smart you know the defensive stuff has translated immediately too so and the competitiveness is almost crazed like he's trying in these preseason games where you're like dude settle down yeah the reason i brought up tatum what do you think he averaged in year two for the south to explain 31.1 minutes a game oh that's tough how many points a game do you think he had what that would have been 17 18 no 18 19 second 18 19 god um i don't know 15 yeah 15.7 good guess and he was making one and a half threes a game, 45 % field goal and a 2.9 free throws a game.

18:50And then year three, that 2020 season that ended up getting stopped by COVID. But that was when all of a sudden the free throws are close to five, 23.4 points a game. Flag seems close, at least like a little ahead of year two Tatum, but not where year three Tatum is yet. And he's not going to have the same size, but he's a maniac. And as you said, Tatum always had a question of when he's going to learn to make the right play. What's he going to do? And then he finally started to unlock that as the 2020s went along. And then last year, I thought he was really good with that stuff. Flag seems like he has it immediately.

19:28I think this Mavs roster, there's just some funny, ironic stuff going on with the fact that they have this insane collection of elite play finishers. you know gafford and ad and lively are all elite or borderline elite lob threats clay's one of the best best catching soup i was thinking today i was like it's kind of like that episode of the twilight zone where the guy has all the books but no glasses it's like they they they have he has this insane like resources and assets at his disposal and it's like they just if they just had kyrie it's like where are they going to bend and warp the defense with some of these bigger lineups that's why i think it popped so much when they had d 'lo in there because it's ad might have one of the bigger questions of just kind of like how it's not necessarily naturally implied like the lively ad and gafford thing how's that going to balance out because they can put some lineups out there that could be pretty interesting yeah ironically ad feels like he's could be trade bait to get something and they'd and they'd probably be a little more interesting but i i like the way they are they're such a weird team i think they're gonna be really hard to play and then having flag just be able to guard dudes on the perimeter.

20:36It's already incredible to watch him on defense, fighting over screens, jumping through. He's already one of the higher-end defenders we have. Edgecombe, neither of us have watched. You haven't seen a lot of Edgecombe. I'm still catching up on him. I think we're fine with that because it seems like he's going to be an energy guy the first year. Knipple. Let's do it. And the Hornets in general because there's a couple other rookies on that team too, including Kalkbrenner, who seems like he's going to play like real men. What pick was he? Oh, did he? He was, I don't know what off the top of my head.

21:11Was he like end of first round or early second round? I think. He was real. Yeah, he was, I think, early second round. That dude's going to play actual minutes. Yeah, yeah. I'm not surprised by that. I mean, I do think that like in a really competitive scenario, he's probably your like rotation big. But I mean, he's. On this team, he's a 40 minutes a game center because they don't have any centers. Well, Rob and I were talking about this last night, and I was like, they threw some lineups out there. They threw out a Bridges, Lomelo, Miller, Kahn, and I think Colt Brenner might have been out there, but the ball was humming.

21:46I mean, it was... Lomelo... I was joking about this on Twitter that like... Well, first I was telling Rob, I was like, I think this is going to be one of my league pass teams because they're just absurd. I'm in. But Rob was like, well, he was just like, dude, that frontcourt is just one of the worst. And it's true. It's going to be, they are going to hemorrhage easy points like on the glass. They're not going to, they're going to have a heart. They're just going to give up a lot of easy points. But LaMelo, man, I mean, he just, I go back and forth between, you know, I've defended him a lot. Last night I was watching, I wrote down, I literally wrote in my notes, the Hornets should find a way to trade LaMelo.

22:22And then he just rattles off five plays that no one else can make. So it's just kind of that team. and it kind of makes you wonder if Khan... I would love to give a lie detector test to some of Lomelo's teammates because Khan's used to play in a very regimented, like, right play, we do this, this is the sensible... This level of wildness, I would be curious. He's in a freelance jazz band now. Basically. I agree with you. I think they're going to be an amazing league pass team. And I like their four. I don't really care who the fifth guy is. I think the four will be fun to watch. I have no idea if they'll get stops.

22:54And Knipple is who he thought he was. Like, he's in the right spots. He can, it's a dangerous three-point shooter already. He rebounds. They're going to actually need him to rebound. So no surprises. We were all in on him. Ace Bailey was a surprise to me. And we talked about this a little on Tuesday, but the size and the ease that he's getting his points, I don't know if he's going to be able to do anything else, but it seems like him and then Trey Johnson, ironically, who taken right after him, those guys are just going to be able to score immediately, which is no small... No small thing for rookies.

23:29Rookies don't just come in and throw up like 25 in their third game. Like, especially at the non-point guard or like the small forward, whatever Ace is, I don't even know. But any surprises with Ace other than what you already said about the telephone booth thing? Yeah, I mean, it's just he's coming in and these are the things we knew he could do. I mean, if he has space and you let him catch and shoot, this was the case at Rutgers. He's going to score, man. I mean, like he just he didn't have the space and he didn't have the scheme to do that. I mean, I'm sure that I'm sure that Will Hardy knew immediately what to do with him and that he comes out there.

24:06And, you know, the the other thing for me, too, is I mean, you were talking about comparing him like the early KD. I think that's everybody's temptation. Usually I've heard people say like Rashard Lewis. I like that. I probably should have included that. But he's a little more like an MPJ type of run something for him. Let him be a shot maker. Granted, anytime he dribbles the ball, I think he had one play where he tried to attack a closeout. His just awareness of help and things like that, it's just a little ways away. He's just not quite ready to do that kind of stuff. Can we agree this is the perfect team for him?

24:37Although I guess they don't have the right kind of point guard to set him up. Are the Jazz a perfect team in any way? Well, just like he's going to play minutes and get shots and make mistakes. Yeah, for sure. And they have a lot to gain by him even being wacky and letting loose and being messy. And I was going to say another thing, too, is that I think Walter Clayton Jr. might be better than Keontae George like right now. I'm sure I was like, I bet he was watching Summer League and being like, fuck. He's just he just looks really smooth and steady out there. He's probably older. Is he older? He might be older than he might be.

25:09I mean, he's like 23. But he's, you know, I like him. But yeah, with Ace, I mean, everything that he does is just his superpower is the one step thing. And that's what I was saying going up to the draft. It's like if he has a step to go after a chase down block, he'll do something incredible. If he is a step to go catch a lob, it's just if he has the room to show off that athleticism, if you let him jump and get to his shot, he's going to make it. So, yeah, he's going to have some moments this year. I wasn't surprised. Well, all we care about is whether somebody's a fun league pass team when they're a non-playoff team.

25:38And in that case, I will test them out multiple times and try it out. We'll see how it goes. Trey Johnson, too, just house is all in already. He's just a professional scorer. So, Fears at number seven, that one worried me a little. Like, he's definitely, they're definitely giving him the car keys and having, you know, he's, who knows? It's early, but that one, I don't know. That seemed pretty high for him at number seven. And especially, it does feel like there's like a distinct drop-off between those first six guys in the seventh pick. And I don't know if he makes it or not, but did you see anything with him?

26:18nothing that really like I mean for me watching him in the first couple preseason games and watching him you know in summer league it was like you see all the positive it's just in a serious game I mean like he can get to spots he's very fast he's you know has he's a pretty good lob thrower it's just is he going to be able to shoot pull of threes is he going to get mercilessly picked on on defense because you know that threshold is is pretty pretty cruel no matter how good you are. And then, but I was going through, you know, early in the season, you do this thing where the first, you try not to overreact to the first couple of returns.

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26:52Cause fears for somebody I was lower on. I think I had him in the twenties and then because of those things. And I'm just kind of going line by line. And I'm like, I had him kind of low, didn't I? But then you just look and you're like, all these guys are kind of showing signs that they're going to be good. Yeah. And even, even young Hanson for, for Portland, I would, that was one that I was lower on. And it might ultimately be just like a lot of people got duped by the lack of information. And Portland just had a crazy advantage with the tape because apparently the tape was just really hard to get on Young.

27:20And it was really limited on synergy. So you kind of had to be a detective and go get that stuff. But yeah, this class is looking like it's going to be going to be good. I mean, you don't want to overreact, but it's looking good. The fears problem. That's been a bus type of profile, right? Those guards that they don't have a ton of size. They're fast. But like, what's their what's their calling card? so we'll see with him. Just zooming through, I saw Yang. I called him Yang for the entire Overrunners podcast. I'll get it down. But he's clearly something. Yeah. I don't know what he is, but it's like, I just signed me up for more.

27:58Clayton looks like he's going to play right away. And then this Berenger on Minnesota seems like he might actually play and fits the profile of somebody who succeeds on a winning team, right? Long, energy, athletic, rim runner, shop walker. Don't ask him to do anything else, but they kind of needed a guy like that. So I feel like he's going to play. And then we watched a little Maliuch on Maliach. Maliach? Maliach? Yeah. We watched some of him on Tuesday night. And it was interesting because he was playing against DeAndre Ayton. and they're kind of very similar bodies. And just like he's, it was funny, like they got rid of DeAndre Ayton so they could basically take the next DeAndre Ayton.

28:46But he really tries and he can second jump, which I think when you look at somebody on that size, if you had that one jump and then kind of the play's over for you as other side, like he was able to get back up. So there's something there. I liked him in college, but I thought he fit in in an NBA game. Have you seen him? Yeah, I mean, my worries with him kind of started. I worried about some of these faster bigs, like jumping, getting to the ball quicker than him. I think for him, it's going to be a question of just learning how to like wager in a smart way whenever he's like in, you know, in space with a really fast player, like learning how to stay down and let his length just be his strength.

29:22Because the more he like goes for things, I mean, Brooke Lopez mastered that. There's a lot of guys who have it. He's a smart kid. I could see him doing that. But yeah, he's, I mean, he's even bigger than Aiton, right? I mean, I think he's longer than eight, and I'm pretty positive. Like kind of a little longer, but they're around the same size. Yeah. The only other guys I wanted to mention, and then you tell me who your favorite random guy was. There might be something there with Jace Richardson. And I didn't have him on my bingo card, but I'm just kind of monitoring that one because he's unlike anybody they have in that roster, but I'm just intrigued to see if he plays.

30:02And then Gonzalez on the Celtics. They keep throwing darts at the board of these athletic wings who can't really shoot but really try hard. They kind of failed with Jordan Walsh. Gonzalez, I think they've been impressed by, and I think he's shooting a little better than they thought. He's like an absolute maniac. He's actually crazed, and I'm wondering if he might play. But those were the two that jumped out. Who's jumped out for you at post-lottery? I was going to say the Gonzalez thing. I was going to second that. everything that I've heard from them is a lot of enthusiasm. Yeah, like they're really, really loving him.

30:38I think they saw his upside as higher than consensus, and he is a maniac. He kind of reminds me of that just like pesky, annoying, high-motored guy that like OKC would take. And there's been some, I mean, we've talked about it before, that like OKC and Boston have some overlap in their personnel preferences that you've kind of been able to see. But yeah, I mean, I really liked him a lot. But Nick Clifford is a guy that I've gone to bat for. I don't know. I mean, if you were going to just siphon any little positive thing for the Kings, it's that I really do like Clifford. And I think Keegan Murray's good, obviously.

31:14And I do think that Devin Carter is going to be worth keeping around. I think those three guys, I was joking about when Clifford was playing well, it's going to be a shame when Sacramento punts him for Kuminga in January. But let's hope they don't do that. But he just looks like an adult out there. He can come at you from a lot of different ways. He can really pass the ball. He's a really good movement shooter. I just think he's going to be able to play for them really quickly. Well, now he gets to learn from Russell Westbrook. I could not believe that. Gets to learn how to lead a team. Great mentorship in store here for him.

31:52And then, oh, the Nets is the last thing. Have you watched them? Yeah. Yeah. The rookie smorgasbord? Did anybody jump out? I mean, Wolf actually looked better in the preseason games than he looked in Summer League to me. The impression that I've gotten is that they feel pretty good about the shooting upside of Demmon when he comes back. But Wolf looked really comfortable. He had one play, I think, where he was attacking Drew Eubanks. I mean, I might as well stick with it. I had him pretty high. I had him higher than Mollowatch, I think. I think I had him 13 and mile watch 14 but no I mean he attacked the basket at one point and to the right and came back to his left and then shot like a lefty soft left handed shot in the lane it's just all these Brooklyn guys man I mean if you want to talk about like the shooting challenge of a lifetime I mean they drafted four guys who like to be on the ball and they all are questionable shooters so I guess if you get maybe one or two out of the four that can get to the point where they make a shot but the team I agreed with you all from the over under pot I mean it's just It's just an abject disaster.

32:58All right, that's our preseason rookie blink test. I guess the big headlines are Harper and Flagg specifically. Like, really as a combo, it might be a pretty special twosome to get two guys in a draft who have a chance. I think both of them have first-team All-NBA potential. Flagg probably is a safer bet. But Harper, definitely. I mean, and you think like San Antonio putting him with Wemby together and just that being your foundation, like you're pretty good if you can keep Wemby on the court. But in general, this draft seems like really like a possible A-plus draft, right? I think so, man. When we're talking about 21st century drafts, like this is, I think it's going to be one of the storylines of the year.

33:42Did you, what about Yakut Sonis though? I thought for sure you would, did you have any kind of takeaways on him? I went all in. He had one bad summer league game and everybody made fun of me. And guess what? I'll be vindicated because that guy went seven picks later than he should have. And it was fucking stupid. And I don't know how Miami pulled that one off. But yeah, he is who he thought he was. He's fun to play with. He's going to be really devastating in pick and rolls. And I think he's going to play right away for them. I don't know. With this hero being out for 25 games, 30 games, he might actually get real minutes for them.

34:19and we're going to find out almost right away he's going to get thrown in the fire. If you're talking about thrown in the fire, guys, he's probably one of the few that a team's actually going to need, I think, especially if Rogier, I guess, is just whatever the hell happened with him. Yeah. He looked like he had real chemistry with Ware when he was out there. It's just kind of like you want to say the Pajemski thing because he's got the reddish, blondish hair. You want to do the aesthetic bias thing where you're like, no, that looks like that. He's a better passer, though. It's close. they're both pretty creative.

34:50I don't think it's a ding on either one of them to say like, you know, they're both kind of in the same, but he's going to be dared to shoot, but he's young. I don't, you know, if you're riding him really hard as your primary guy, I think you're going to come away frustrated, but if he's just kind of moving within the teeth of their offense and he's got good hands on defense too. I don't know. I think he's just going to be a nice rotation guy for them. You know, so. All right, before we go, give us 45 seconds on why Reed Shepard is the X factor of the 2025-26 season? Because this was your guy.

35:21You were all in on him being good. You know, as another white guy who's six foot one and from Kentucky, I felt like I took a personal interest in Reed Shepard. Shocker there. You threw the name Mark Price around, was thrown around at some point. You threw a couple big names around with him last year. I did. I don't think he's as wiggly like as a pull-up shooter as Price. I think that was off, but I think he's more of a... I wrote something before the season started where I was just talking about how they might use him. People are just assuming he's just going to be pounding the ball all the way up there at the top.

35:52I think if they have him be super, super aggressive with his shot, just start with that proposition. And then if he doesn't have a shot initially, he's running off screens and things like that. I know they want him, like three-point attempts is a great stat for them. They're not as obsessed with the mags. If he gets them up and establishes that audacity for their offense, that's something that they can use. And you've seen him. I mean, he's being hyper-aggressive. He's not afraid. He's a really good connected passer. I just think it's going to take some time before they can really lean on him.

36:23But, man, yeah. I mean, he turned the ball over immediately twice in a row when I turned the game on the other night. But he steadied the ship. But that's... Yeah, man. I mean, as long as he's aggressive from three and not a liability on defense, I think that's a good starting point for them with him. One thing I noticed with them, they just put him in the right corner. And you have Durant at the top. and you have Thompson kind of floating around being Thompson and then just Shepard you just he's just pulling the you have to you can't leave him because he's got the quick release he'll stand up by the hash mark sometimes they'll have him like post up there like 38 feet away and it's like you gotta take a step towards him but yeah he's got that rare thing where he if he gets the pass right he can just flick a three the no dip like he doesn't yeah he there's like five guys in the league like Curry obviously I think he probably invented it but there's five guys in the league who could just do the quickies.

37:18So they got that. But anyway, I thought, it made me think, I wonder if they're just going to use him almost as an off-the-ball, you-have-to-worry-about-this-guy-over-here-guy-to-basically-open-up-the-rest-of-the-space-for-them. I still don't understand how their offense is going to work with guys who just, I don't want to say ball stoppers, but I'll say ball stoppers. I want to see who's the glue guy that kind of combines everything is a big question I have with them. I think they'll try to go get Dinwiddie. I feel like E-May would kill Dinwiddie. I can't imagine that relationship working. Yeah, I don't know.

37:51No, I mean, I think the last thing I'll say about the Rockets, if you were going to give one positive, and I said this in this piece, is that I think the guys who are making decisions off the catch, that is one area they upgraded. If you're talking about Jalen Green and Dylan Brooks, and you're talking about, like, you get Durant. Durant's a better passer. I think Shepard's a better passer, just a little smaller. So, I mean, that's one thing that you can work with. But I think that initial like on-ball to off-ball toggle thing is something that he can do now. So, yeah. All right. Kyle, man, what's your next thing for the ringer?

38:23We're starting up draft stuff, wrapping up a gigantic project that I'm hopefully going to be able to announce soon. And then, yeah. So, we're just going to start covering the college season and the rookies. Awesome. Good to see you. Thanks. You too. This episode is brought to you by Uber Eats. Every football season, the same thing happens. The game somehow makes everybody really hungry. Quarterback scrambles, clearly a sign for breakfast burritos. Yeah. Turnover, suddenly dessert at 2 p.m. doesn't sound so crazy. Wing formations, well, those can only mean buffalo wings, as if they're ever not in play.

38:56Even the goalposts start looking suspiciously like french fries. It's almost like football is sending the message to eat more food. Yeah, the good news. Uber Eats makes those cravings easy to satisfy with game day deals all season long. From wings and pizza to chips, drinks, and even last minute grocery runs. Don't sleep on those. You'll find savings on all your favorites delivered straight to your door. Order now on Uber Eats. All right, Joe House is here. It's Thursday afternoon. I'm on the East Coast. We've already done like four and a half hours of content this week. But just in a normal week, if our picks had been going as badly as they had been, maybe I just bump you for the week oh house was on the NBA over under spot I'll just get somebody else for this week but we had a really good week though we were four and own Verno was own one on our picks poor Verno yeah trial separation would have made sense but buddy when we fuck and it's good we have to stick with it we gotta stick together let's talk NBA over under the aftermath really fast okay because FanDuel I talk to them because they do the super boost every year and it looks like this is going to be the super boost and they're going to be pushing this starting on Friday here we go the Milwaukee Bucks a team that you me and Zach all agreed on as locks at 42 and a half triple lock 45 plus wins for the super boost because we needed something Golden State 45 plus we all were over on them at 47 and a half so we're getting a little value there.

40:32And then OKC, who's over under with 62 and a half wins. We all love that. That's 60 plus. So Bucks 45 plus, that's going to be the hardest one. Warriors 45 plus, and OKC 60 plus. That's going to be around plus 415, plus 420 range. And with the Parlay Boost token, gets bumped up into the plus 535, 40 range, however it nets out. So that's the boost, and we need the Bucks is basically how this needs to go. So the question is, who's going to fuck us? You think the answer would be the Bucs? Well, they would have to overachieve three wins beyond their, or two and a half wins beyond their over-under number.

41:13We think that 45 is probably the right number, especially with some developments that we're going to see coming in the East. Yeah, we had them in the four to five to six range in the East. And, you know, I was thinking about some of the picks we had after and some of the arguments we had. and like what would be your do-over? Because for me, I think I'm not positive I was in the right spot with Orlando with the under. It was 50 and a half. And I think I just, I had too many overs. And now I'm looking at that going, why did I go under on those guys? I didn't feel good about it to begin with. I'm queasy about Orlando.

41:51I feel like we, I'm not that concerned about that. It depends on 100 % health. Well, why did that team with all those young guys have bad injury luck last year. Like those guys, Franz Wagner is young, Paulo is young, and Suggs is young. And Suggs is not starting the season on the basketball team. Right, well, that's why I backed up. Yeah, so I just, I don't think that we were in the wrong direction in terms of Orlando. The one that I personally would do over is San Antonio because the way that the West is shaping up, you and Zach both went over on San Antonio. I went under. I don't like going under based on a thesis that depends on a little bit of injury, bad luck, but I did it.

42:34But I would do that over because I'd like to be on the side of just rooting for the Spurs to be awesome and for Wembe to be awesome all season. I thought you were going to be a coward and actually flip your pick on that. Which, by the way, Zach did. What did he do? He added a locker. Zach had one. He did a 180 on one of his picks. which I thought was pretty funny. It's okay. That's our first time together. Well, the biggest tragedy of our podcast, we were very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very hard on the Sacramento Kings. Very hard. Zach. Very hard. Tremendous job by Zach Lowe. We just were carving them up.

43:15And they got spiteful and mad and upset that we did that. And they signed Russell Westbrook the next day. And they deprived us of the ability to talk about it, how fucking crazy of a signing that is for over 100 podcasts. It's like, why are you doing that? That would have been five minutes of content. How dare they? It would have been tremendous because they told us just suck it. We're not giving you anything else to add to your highly inappropriate snark from their perspective. And then here's the other thing they did. Keegan Murray, who's starting out the season hurt. I mean, he'll come back.

43:48They gave him$140 million for five years. Oh my God. How did we miss this? Can we do the worst contracts, the NBA worst contracts next week? We do it after the all-star break every year. And I'll tell you something, Keegan submitted his resume for top 10. Right on first week of the season, we got a resume in. Those are my least favorite contracts when it's a guy who can't be an all-star and you're paying him basically right under that$30 million a year. Those are the ones, like from Patrick Williams, in the Bulls when they gave him 90 million for five. Yes. That range basically from Patrick Williams to Keegan Murray is like the fucking graveyard of bad contracts.

44:32Yeah. And, you know, it's the team not having a firm conviction. So they kick the can with a shit contract. And he's one of those, he seems fine on paper, guys. Yeah. You watch him and you're like, oh, hypothetically, I like him. And there's some other people like this. It's like, I probably like Jabari Smith more than most, but Jabari Smith, for the most part, has been a hypothetical guy versus an actual guy. And yet, at least he has size and I can play him as a stretch five. Keegan, I can't. We should just give that category a name. I think it's the Emmanuel Quickly, the annual Emmanuel Quickly.

45:09That's another one. That's the one. Like, that's the contract. Yeah, the Raptors have like five of these contracts. They're like tweener contracts. Yes. they're like a notch under an all-star spot but you could probably get somebody to make four million dollars a year who could put together 85 % of the same stats that's where the issue is that's why I didn't even like that Jovic contract but anyway other than as we head toward opening day I think those are the biggest NBA stories that happen fun good stuff let's talk NFL we did well last week we were 4-0 I like the slate this week you said you only like 3 games we have this new pack where we don't talk at all about the games beforehand so I have no idea what games you like and I was just gonna go through the stayaways first and stop me if any of these were your games okay great I don't want any part of that Lions 5.5 over the Bucks oh interesting why not because I don't know who's playing receiver for the Bucs.

46:17I don't know who's playing defense for the Lions. I don't want to bet against Baker Mayfield ever the way the heater that he's on, but I also don't really want to bet on the Bucs when I don't know who's playing. The line is in the Vegas zone for a reason, and it just felt like a stay away to me. So early in the week, I was plowing into the Lions. I have a ton of Lions exposure. They have a tremendous record off of a loss, the combination of Dan Campbell and Jared Goff. I lost some of my enthusiasm. I'm saying it right now. I'm not going to buy out of the position, but the Brian Branch suspension is bad.

46:49That's bad for a team with all of the injuries in the secondary. That dude is heavy lumber. And for him to be out plus the secondary, no, I do still think for the Buccaneers this is the moment where it finally catches up with them, but it seems like Mike Evans is practicing. I'm starting him in the Fantasy League I care the most about. Also, there's cheap touchdown potential for them, Taylor. Stop it. It's fine. It's fine. I'm not. So it went from a love for me into like a like. And, you know, again, the Brian Branch suspension was a, I'm not going to use the word I was going to use. A bummer.

47:27Very fun game to watch. And I look forward to belatedly doing a Bucks. Giant, giant overs. Yeah. I feel like on Sunday, I'm going to do a Bucks tease with the over and probably just out of pure boredom. We'll see. I think the thing that I love the best about when you are in Boston, it's really dangerous. The FanDuel flow. Oh, my God. Is it dangerous or is it glorious? Why did you use the wrong OUS word? In the eye of the beholder. I mean, the text that I'm getting from you, you're just sitting there firing, firing, firing. How long are you in Boston for? I'm only here for a couple of days. But, you know, the problem is I'm leaving Saturday and there's going to be some runway bets as well.

48:17We'll see a couple of those. A couple firing them off. Well, the funny thing is, like, we're taping this before Pittsburgh, Cincinnati today, which is just the definition of a just stay away. It's a Thursday night. It looks like a classic bad spot for the Steelers. I don't want to bet on the Bengals, but I'm sure I'll talk myself into something just out of pure boredom. Plus, there's baseball. a little interspersing. It's great. Washington and the Cowboys in Dallas, I think is a stay away for us. No, thank you. Please, let's stay away. I think Dallas is going to win. Are you nervous about that game?

48:49Because that's like one of those... Are you kidding me? Yeah, you're in trouble if you lose. Have you seen Dak Prescott play quarterback? Yeah, you're in trouble if you lose that. Incredible. The pass defense for Washington is not setting the world on fire. They let Caleb Williams go right down the goddamn field for the game-winning field goal. I did not enjoy it. It's kind of a must win because your next three are at Chiefs, Seattle, and then Detroit. I think we can get Seattle at home, but the other two, those are losses. Put them in the loss column now. I mean, Washington's, you know, this is, they're going to have to battle hard to get to nine and eight and be in the playoff conversation.

49:27Are you, how worried are you on a scale of one to 10 about my bet that I have against you and every other person you know who likes Washington? I already took the 500 bucks and put it in a sock. Was I supposed to say the amount out loud? Well, we did. It was$500 a person. Yeah. I got an extra two wins because the Pats were plus 7.5 or 7.5 over under. Washington was 9.5. Those were the totals. I mean, that was it. We played it that way. Where it could get lucrative is it's win by win against Chang. The Pats have the easiest schedule the rest of the way. It's outrageous. It's outrageous. The Pats could just stumble into like 11 and 6 out of nowhere.

50:05The funniest thing that could possibly happen is the Titans beating the Patriots this week, except for it's Vrabel's revenge game. So I think the right way to play it is Patriots by 55 points. I'm going to be in the alt spread market looking at that. Well, when you said the funniest thing that could happen, I thought you were going to tell the story of the dinner we had with Chang and Nathan. I'm not telling that story. At Capo on Saturday night. No, because you can't say the restaurant's name if we tell the story. Oh, I'm not going back there. I'm happy to say it. I love that restaurant. I want to go back there.

50:36Well, they need to apologize to us. They, I think they apologized to me already. Did they apologize? It was an all-timer. He said they apologized. It was an all-timer. They brought bottles of wine and didn't tell us the price and tried to jack the price out of us. Like, we were like zonked out basketball players. We just didn't do enough sort of inquiry. They didn't tell us. And then they brought a dessert wine that we didn't ask for and then charge us for that. I've never had, I've been going to restaurants my entire life. I've never seen that happen. Well, the dessert wine is like just completely unnecessary.

51:13It is not, you know, for us. We thought they were like bringing us like dessert wine because Chang was there. No, they decided to bring us a bottle and charge it to us. The cherry on top. If I said what the price of the bottle was, people wouldn't actually believe it. Don't say it. Yeah, I'm not going to. Don't say any price. I'll never go back there. So I have no problem. I love it. I'm going back. They have my business for life. I love that spot. I hate, you know, when I, when I used to work as a waiter and bartender, we had this one, one waiter we worked with and it's like, you know, it's standard.

51:44If it's six people or more, it's a standard, like you add the tip, right? I think it was 18 % in the nineties, but you would tell the table. It's like the right thing to do. It's like the karma thing to do is to be like, hey, just so you know, the tip has been included. And this one waiter we worked with would never tell the tables, hoping he would get double tipped. Was it the J-Bug? No, the J-Bug would never have done that. Ever. The J-Bug is a man of integrity. I don't mean to suggest anything to the contrary. He is an all-time karma guy. It was this other dude we had, and he wouldn't tell the tables, and we would get so mad.

52:23It was like, this is fucking terrible that you did that. He said, Well, I got 36 % instead of 18. So congratulations, fuckface. I just think when you do stuff like that, the karma comes back. So we'll see. That's fine. We'll see with that place. Anyway, back to the football game. Broncos, Giants. Broncos minus seven at home against the Giants. That is two crappy offenses. Yep. I don't want any part of this game in either way. I have no idea who's going to win. I don't ever want to bet on Bo Nix again. and I'm not putting them in a tease, anything. The problem is it's them at home. The funny thing is it's basically the same number as the beginning of the season.

53:02The Titans at the Broncos landed. It was over the summer, seven and a half. It moved up to eight and a half and then the Titans covered. But it's another rookie quarterback on the road and there is a lot of reason to be skeptical about the success the Giants had. A rookie quarterback against a great defense who takes unnecessary chances. I'm just scarred from last week. We're staying away. It's good. It's fine. Last one that I looked at, and I was intrigued by the 49ers, minus one and a half against the Falcons. And especially Falcons coming off a Monday night game, great win. They're home. They're feeling great.

53:40Now they're on the road. Bosa's out. Warner's out. Who knows who's actually playing for the Niners? And it just felt like an awesome spot to be like, oh, yeah, of course. And my shit detector is going off. If it's a Sunday night game, I don't trust the Falcons. I just can't get there. Definitely don't trust them on the road under any circumstances. Just period. Their defense is first against the pass. It's fourth on third downs. It's seventh in sacks. All the stat signs are like, you should probably bet the Falcons here, but I'm not. It needs to stay away. Yeah, I agree with staying away. I will end up playing this game as Sunday night rolls around, and I'm going to play the Niners.

54:23just because we established the rule for ourselves so we don't play the Falcons on the road. I would probably do the Niners or some tease that takes the Niners to four and a half or something goofy. We'll see. By Sunday, Kittle might be playing. Right. They might have a couple receivers that we don't... Right now, we don't know who's playing. Is Purdy playing? We don't know. That's why they can't do it. I think that's worth monitoring. If that line stays under three and they get some guys back, Like Falcons outdoors, night game, California. Yeah. That feels a little bit tasty. So one other one, I didn't know if it was a stay away or not.

55:02Well, there's two actually. One is Texan Seahawks. Okay. Houston plus three and a half in Seattle. And initially I was like, this looks like a smash bot for Houston because I really like their defense. and I don't think the Seattle home field advantage has been there the last couple years. I mean, the record backs it up. I don't know what happened to it. Houston's defense, first in the league scoring, fifth passing, seventh rush. Seattle's offense has looked good the last couple weeks, but maybe Houston can disrupt them. And then you look at the Seattle defense, the stats, the stature, some of the stuff they're doing against Houston's really shitty offensive line.

55:49As Lombardi always said, offensive lines don't travel. You're putting them in Seattle with a loud crowd. And Seattle, second against the run, third QB hits, second hurries, third sacks. Just feels like, oh, I have yet Houston. And then a quarter in, you're like, oh my God, they can't block Seattle. So I think it's a stay away unless you feel strongly. No, I don't. I have a little on the Texans already because the three and a half is just too rich for me. And you mentioned how bad Seattle's been at home. The thing with Seattle that I can't forgive them is that loss against Baker Mayfield and the Bucs.

56:26That was a situation that Seattle, if you're a serious team, you need to take care of business. That's a seeding in the playoffs kind of game. The implications are there because Seattle already lost at home to the 49ers. So these are the teams that you have to beat if you're going to be in a serious place come playoff time. but you're right in terms of we can't bet on the Texans with that offensive line we just can't do it if we were 20-10 in Ringer 107 right now I might have talked myself into it but we need wins there is one parlay that I didn't stare at for a while if you take Houston to plus 7.5 and you take the under up to 47.5 I don't see 48 points in this game with the two defenses unless there was some weird turnover special team shit.

57:16I just don't think... Just play it all the way up. Play it at full teaser. Texans up to nine and a half in whatever the total is for the full six. Well, the 47 and a half, you're getting like seven extra points for the over-under. 47 and a half is a nice number because then... Yeah, key numbers are 47 in total. Yeah, that's a lot of points. So anyway. And then the other one that I think is a stay away, but I'm willing to be talked out of it just because I probably overrate this team. Saints plus five and a half in Chicago. Yeah. Is this one of your three? We're playing this one, buddy. Oh, okay.

57:49Let there be no doubt. Let me move that one up. Okay. The other one I was looking at from a tease standpoint, Jacksonville and the Rams, and sadly this is in London, which has become, we're 0-3 in London games. Jags are plus three. Ostensibly are going to have a home crowd. Who knows? Yes. Rams flying there. Puka is questionable and probably not playing. and if he plays these on one leg, that makes me nervous. The Jags are just goofballs, but the spot I was thinking that made me feel better about this is a parlayer tease taking the Jags up into the 7.5-8 range and making the Rams have to beat them by two scores late because I'm not positive they can, but the London game scares me.

58:37So what do you think of that one? We're not playing it. It's, it's, it's, we have, there's a reason that we have a rule against playing the London games. There's a, I mean, we're, we're just not playing it. We've broken the rule for three straight weeks. Big, big dumbasses. Uh, so having said that, I do think the Jags are the correct side and directionally, you know, putting them in some, there's no reason that you can't sit on the runway Saturday afternoon and, and fire off whatever you want on that. We just can't put it into this contest under any circumstances. You wouldn't even put that Jags plus eight and a half.

59:11Fuck no, no, no. They're playing in London on Sunday morning. There's a reason that we have a rule. So the Chiefs minus 11 and a half at the Raiders, they're minus 700. And I think for any parlay, they have to be in. Rice is back. Bowers, I think the Raiders without Bowers is just, I'm just not afraid of them. I know there's some history with these two teams. the Raiders have beaten them weirdly, like maybe two times over the last four years. But this to me feels like they break Rasheed Rice out of the garage. They drive them around. They do little wheelies outside in the street. They zoom it down.

59:52They rev the engine a little. And they probably take their foot off the gas in the second half. But I feel very comfortable throwing them in some sort of parlay. Okay. On the money line? As a minus 700. Yeah, it's like we do a three-teamer. Great. I feel great about putting them in it great no problem no chance the Geno and the Raiders nothing anything scare you no no Chiefs kind of quietly up to number three offense in the league by EPA now catastrophe is the only thing that scares me with that pretty bad they barely beat Tennessee last week who then immediately fired their coach and the coach's dad Callahan Tyler fires Yeah, the Raiders kind of beat Tennessee's ass.

1:00:37Tennessee tried to show some life in the fourth quarter. 20 points. Tennessee is so bad. Callahan Tire Fires is no longer. Our guy Callahan finished 4-19 against the spread for his career. He's the number one worst against the spread in the history of football since they've been tracking spreads. It's amazing that I think I only bet against them half the time. At what point in your life do you brag about that? Like when you're like 65 years old and someone's like, I heard you were a coach. Yeah, coached an NFL team. Really? What team? Tennessee. Coached there for a year and a half. Pause. You know, I have the worst record ever against the spread.

1:01:15Nobody's ever done worse. There were 23 opportunities to bet for or against me. And if you bet against me, you won 19 of the 23. It's a record. It's 80 % of the time you bet against me, you won. It's never happened before. He's a record holder. That's it. He is. You know, I'm a record holder as an NFL head coach. Yeah, I hold a record. Really? What record? Well, it's a weird one.

1:01:42Also, like, how did Hugh Jackson not have the record? You put that question into one of the threads. Did anybody answer it? There's no way that Hugh Jackson did very much better. A little bit better, maybe, but not very much better. 4-19 is just incredible. I'm in awe of it. Yeah, in awe. It's like when we were growing up and they would show Bob Beeman's Mexico City Jump. Right. And you'd be like, oh my God, he jumped four feet further than everyone else. How did he do that? 419, really amazing. Great stuff. The outer limits of human achievement. That dumbass Tennessee owner group, they fire the GM, they fire Vrabel, they hire this guy, and ran Carthon, they fire him.

1:02:26They've had four firings in two years. What an amazing. We need to look up some alt spreads for that one. They should have Vivek Ranadave as their minority owner. Get him in there. Shots. He could own a piece of the Titans. That's disrespectful because Sacramento, at least, they were lighting the beam just a couple years ago. It wasn't that long ago. They did the beam for like six months. Yeah, but that was a good team. And they took the Warriors to seven games. Like, you know, when's the last? Tennessee was the last good when Mike fucking Vrabel was the head coach. They went 12-5 with Mike Vrabel.

1:02:56Yeah, good head coach. Yeah, this decade. Speaking of the Titans, Pat's Titans, it's in Tennessee. It's the first game after a fire coach. And it's been Drake May National Appreciation Week. On the ringer for sure. What do you mean on the ringer? On everywhere. Watch ESPN. I flew to Boston on Wednesday and I had ESPN without the sound just on the TV. And it was like 17 Drake May segments. I mean, these advanced stats for him are unbelievable. Why are you so... Hey, listen, I'm sorry you got the wrong quarterback from the draft and then he's two years older and then he's not as good as Drake Bay.

1:03:36Let's see the Patriots in the AFC Championship game and then we can have that conversation. Fair enough. Thunderstorms and wins for this game, and yet I am not deterred. I think the Pats have to be in a parlay with us. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I want nothing to do with it. I'm literally in the alt-spread market right now for that game on the idea that Vrabel would like to win by 20 or more points. And if you want to lay... Oh, you mean like a pour-it-on game? Yeah, pour-it-on game. Why wouldn't he pour-it-on? But here's the problem. It is the new coach situation, which is not favorable for me.

1:04:11That didn't work. Didn't work last year. I'm just saying in general... I think they've been 0-2 with the new coaches last year. It's not a favorable situation. But the thing that... They're terrible. Tennessee's terrible. They're terrible. The New England Patriots put the fucking ball on the ground five times against the Pittsburgh Steelers. The New England Patriots beat the crap out of the Steelers up and down the field, but put the goddamn ball on the ground. I just am not there yet altogether. I can't trust the team. I will put a small bet on them. Fortunately for me, I have two picks that I get to make myself.

1:04:48I get two. This is true. We split two and you get one. You're right. You're right. You're right. You are the boss. You didn't even make a case against that. You were just like, I don't know. They put the ball in the ground five times a month ago. They did do that. Congrats. They did that. Did you feel like Packers Cardinals should be in any sort of parlayer? No. Packers minus six and a half in Arizona? No. No Marvin Harrison, I'm assuming, because he had a concussion. Third string running backs for Arizona. Maybe Jacoby Brissett again. They showed some life against the Colts. Now, what that tells you is some more about the Colts, which we'll get to soon enough than about the Cardinals.

1:05:25But the Cardinals are playing. You know what I mean? Like, I just... The Green Bay team is too schizophrenic for me. They left the back door open. I mean, we were almost in a situation where Joe Flacco was going to have the ball in the fourth quarter with a chance to either tie or take the lead. Come on, Green. That's at home. That's at Lambeau. I don't trust Green Bay yet. I'm telling you right now, just for you, I am going to play the New England Patriots It's minus 19 and a half. Available on the FanDuel Sportsbook. This is why I'm playing it. At plus 420. The kids know what that means. Plus 420.

1:06:00Can we start a new segment with FanDuel called Runway Bets? Airplane Runway Bets? That's one of those that I wouldn't do until the guy's like, please shut down your phones. We were about to take off. Please make sure your belts are faster. Like, oh my God, I got to bet the Pats plus 420. Let me get this off. Hold on, pilot. Let's take a break and then we'll talk about the games that we love.

1:06:51All right, this is interesting. So we didn't talk about beforehand which ones we liked. You said you like three games. Have any of them come up with? Was Saints one of the games? Saints was one of them, yes. Okay, let's talk Saints then. Saints plus five and a half at Chicago. Saints outdoors. Bears overvalued. So those things cancel each other out. Bears defense, 32nd yards per play. 31st against the run. They have no pass rush whatsoever. And a pretty lucky win against your dumb team last week with your stupid turnovers. More than pretty lucky. The effing Washingtons fumbled the ball at midfield with three minutes left in the game on a third and short with a chance to just win the effing football game.

1:07:32The goddamn Bears have won two straight games by the score of 25 to 24, one point. And both of them have been these preposterous outcomes where the other team is like, would you like to win a game this season? So dumb. I'm so upset with it. But five and a half. You know what's funny? they always talk about turnover regression and regression on fourth down, all this stuff. And you had all these amazing stats last year. And we're watching in real time this season, the regression just flipped. Like last year, third and three from midfield with the chance to put the game away. You would have taken two chances.

1:08:08Put it away. I don't know what the difference is this year. The offensive line isn't as good. There's no receivers. no McLaurin right so that's the difference and Jaden had a bad game alright so what's your case for this Saints plus 5.5 it's a ridiculous number it's the Bears the Bears is the case like 5.5 what are we talking about if you wanted to say the Bears at home you know by 2.5 or something some reasonable number less than a field goal but this is based on priors that don't exist this season the Saints are averaging nearly five yards per play on the road against good teams, against Seattle and Buffalo.

1:08:52They did it against New England. This is the easiest defense that the Saints will have confronted by far, by a long shot. And, you know, the Saints have better net yards per play. There's a whole bunch of stats that just support the idea. We're not saying that the Saints are good. They're competent, though. They're playing hard. And we're seeing in front of us Rattler growing more and more comfortable, even if they end up in a game script where the weather is going to really mess with this. I'd much rather have the Saints offense in bad weather than the Bears offense in bad weather. Bears can't run the football.

1:09:30The Bears got lucky with a with a with a real route swing pass to goddamn DeAndre Swift against my Washington team. where Quan Martin thought he was playing two-hand touch. He two-hand touched him on the sideline and then won 55 yards for a touchdown. That was the game deciding goddamn touchdown. I am not a believer in this Bears team. Give me all the five and a half points, and I'll probably play New Orleans on the money line as well. It's a great case. I'll add this. New Orleans, they lose 20 to 13 in week one to Arizona. First week, they actually were a little more competitive than I think people realized.

1:10:08And Cardinals went up early and the Saints were like coming back trying to win. There was like a wide receiver with the ball in his hands in the end zone with 13 seconds left for the Saints. It just didn't stay in his hands. The ball fell out of his hands. But we're about to tie that game up. 49ers week two. Lose by five. Another respectable effort. They get killed by the Seahawks in Seattle in week three. That's a good defense game. Turnovers. That game was all turnovers. Their net yards were fine. At Buffalo, hung around the entire game. Whole game. And I watched that game and had that game on and was shocked how they were able to get first downs and just kind of hang around staying.

1:10:47They beat the Giants 26-14. Last week against my team, 25-19, we watched together. Some awful calls. Some of the worst calls ever and multiple times Pat's guys were wide open down the field. But they pressured May. They were around him the whole game. They moved the ball. Like, Rattler was okay. Like, they had a chance to win that game. So their schedule has been pretty good. Like, they haven't played a shit team yet, unless you count the Giants. I don't think the Giants are a shit team. They're not one of the five worst teams. No, they're not. I agree with you. I think this line is too high. That's why I had it marked down.

1:11:23The other thing that I like, and I'm tracking now that we're enough weeks in, I'm looking at the allocation of tickets because the public is getting annihilated. So I just want directionally to have some validation, some confirmation. Right now, 60 % is on Chicago. That's on the FanDuel Sportsbook if you go under their stats thing. 60 % of tickets on Chicago. So directionally, that makes me feel good. One of the most fun is taking a team right after they looked awesome on a Monday night game. Right. And also, Aikman was really hard on Caleb Williams in that game, and it turned into a story. But I don't know.

1:11:59I stand with Trey Aikman. And? I mean, the Saints are going to play zone coverage and the weather's going to be bad. Let's see it. Let's see it, Caleb. I like, I mean, you know, I'm rooting for Caleb. Went to my high school. Can we talk Panthers-Jets? Was that one of your three? It was not. Panthers minus one and a half at the Jets. Tic-tac game. Yeah. And I'll admit, Bryce Young on the road has been admittedly rough. It hasn't been great. It's been a home-away situation with them. At home, they've been good. Panthers finally with some skill position, guys. defense not terrible fourth against the run sixth first downs allowed Jets defense 32nd forced turnover something's got to give with them and Bryce Young on the road Panthers defense ninth against the run and their issue is pass defense the Jets don't have Garrett Wilson and we're already 32nd out of all the teams in passing success every metric ever yes so there's two things one would be you could say, well, if the Jets don't win this one, they might not win this year.

1:13:04Like, this is a nice spot for them. The other one is like, maybe there's something here with Carolina. Like, to get over the hump, they'd be 4-3 after this game. We could go, whoa, my God, the Panthers are 4-3. I think this is going to be Justin Fields' last start ever. Well, do we know for sure that he's starting? Have they announced it? He might have already had his last start ever last week. It was up in the air. I thought the news reports were suggesting that Tyrod might be the starter. Great. There's some news out there that suggests that. The Jets are terrible. And I thought Denver, we watched that game together too.

1:13:42If Bo Nix slides in the first half over the marker, I just think Denver wins by 30. This feels like it just boos the whole thing. Anyway, I like the Panthers. So you're not as enthused. Just because, I mean, let them show us. Let them go win a game on the road. Just show us that you can do it. I don't care. I don't care who, you know, it's, I don't like going up against a team that hasn't won yet. Even in the completely depleted state that the Jets are in and the coach, that head coach, he will soon enough again be a defensive coordinator. I like when he's, Aaron Glenn's already doing the, I've been, I watched this with Dan Campbell.

1:14:27it takes a while to build a house doing that whole thing. It's like, you know what else would help build the house? Calling timeouts for the end of the first half. A little foundation. Using the right materials. Some game management maybe helps the house. Construction manager. Yeah, some of those things could help. Was Vikings-Eagles one of your games? I gave it a good, long, hard look. Let's give it a hard look now. Vikings, plus two and a half at home against the Eagles who don't have Mitchell, a cornerback. Probably don't have Dickerson. There's like a million pieces you can find online about how different their offensive line is this year than last year.

1:15:08Carter playing hurt or not playing. Their best guy, their night and day when he's not out there. Z'Darrius Smith just retired. They have no pass rush anymore. Their top three pass rushers are now out. And hurting a cornerback against Jefferson and Addison. I don't love that. I assume it's Wentz. I don't mind Wentz against a really bad defense. But the Eagles, the real thing for me, I think you could say the Eagles have a below average defense so far this year. I think that's fair. They're somewhere in like the, if you have four tiers of defense, they're in the third tier. They're not bottom tier, but third tier.

1:15:47Their offensive stats are unbelievably bad. And they back up what we've been watching, which has been a big shit sandwich. 29th against the pass. 25th against the rush. 28th yards per play. 31st tackles for loss. And they're going to say it's Minnesota defense. Second versus pass. Second on third down. Third QB Harrys. They have Cashman and Van Ginkle coming back this week. They're home. They're underdogs. And I don't understand the line. What is the line now? The line is Vikings plus two and a half. Yeah, we would be playing at a Vikings plus two and a half. So here's the problem for me. This is why I was stuck on it.

1:16:25The Vikings haven't really done much in terms of like inside the numbers. They're 0.4 net yards per play better against Chicago, who they came back late to win against Atlanta with Pennix. Are you a full nerd on me right now? Well, I'm just like looking at this. Like they, you know, they have Atlanta, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh on a neutral field and Cleveland. Right. This is this is like these games, these teams that they played under these circumstances. Not really blowing me away with this Minnesota team. Now you would say, well, you know, Cashman and Ben Kinkle missed a chunk of a significant chunk of those games.

1:17:14Yes, they did. they were missing the two linebackers who were the fuel to their team. And the reason to be bullish on the Vikings is Jalen Hurts has been horrific, horrific against two-man and against zone defense. Absolutely terrible. And the Minnesota Vikings will blitz the hell out of him. But, you know, the only thing you have to, like, say to yourself is we're betting on Carson Wentz or have they said for sure that it's Wentz? Can I offer you this? I just looked this up on FanDuel. Vikings up to plus three and a half. Sheep's money line. Minus 120. Right at the cutoff of what we can do for a parlay.

1:18:03And now we're over the field goal hump with that. I don't hate that. I don't hate that because it still permits It's the idea that the Eagles win a close one. I don't like the defense, the matchup for the Eagles in any way, shape, or form. Chiefs money with Vikes plus three and a half. Okay.

1:18:28Okay. We have two comebacks by Minnesota that kind of have saved their season. They came back against Chicago in that fourth quarter, and they came back in the final minute against Cleveland. But we didn't have Addison the first three games. Now they have the two receivers with Hawkinson. Okay. I think they can run on them. I actually like Jordan Mason. I think he's been good. I have one on one of the fantasy teams. We also like O 'Connell off the bye, right? With a chance who's got a long look at this Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles have been telling us who they are for six weeks, and they really could be two and four.

1:19:04Okay. I kind of like it. I kind of like it. Bikes plus three and a half, Chiefs money, minus 120. So that's one of our bets. Put that in the book. I marked it down. Okay. Two more games. Chargers-Colts? Did that one intrigue you? Oh, it sure did. Yes, it did. Chargers minus one and a half favorites at home against the Colts. The Colts have major, major cornerback injury stuff. They're just like, they've been ravaged. So there's that. We watched them last week play Arizona. and Jacoby Brissett, who was not a playable quarterback last year for New England. I think he went 27 for 44. He threw for over 300 yards.

1:19:45There was like a quarterback controversy in Arizona after the game. And the reason he did so well was the Colts defense was awful. And if you look at it, they beat Brissett by four. They beat Geno. They beat Cam Ward. They beat Bo Nix in a game that they should have lost, that stupid leverage play, and they beat two in week one. The Chargers have, it seems like Joe Walt's coming back for a left tackle. Oh. Seems like he did the limited practice, like might be back, and then Khalil Mack might be back as well. And it's funny. I started the week really liking the Colts and thinking they were underrated, but these defensive injuries, comes down to this for me, Joe House.

1:20:25This just to me feels like a Justin Herbert is awesome game. And we're going to find out if Johnson is playing, but I think he is. He's been limited practice, but if Brissette can do that against the Colts defense, this just feels like a Justin Herbert, just take us home. All we need to do is win by three, Justin Herbert. Just take us home. Yeah. Add this to your MVP candidacy. I'll ride you. And also, should the Colts really be six and one? Like that seems crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Good. We're on the same page here. All the reasons you just listed that that Colt secondary without Chavarius Ward, who has been incredible.

1:21:02Um, just he got concussed before the game. Yeah. Yesterday. It's a week long injury anyway, but I think that, I mean, he's had multiple, multiple concussions. Yeah. So I don't think we'll be seeing him. Yeah. They have no D backs. They have no D backs. The other thing I love is that the public is on the Colts right now. 59 % on the Colts. Now we wanted to get to 60%. So go ahead, public, please. Hey, the Colts, the chargers barely beat the dolphins last week. so let me have the Colts on the road. Okay, please, please do that. Let's get this nice 60 % for the public. Chargers the top six against the pass.

1:21:40So the thing that would worry me in this game is they run all over the Chargers. Taylor just goes nuts. Sure. By the way, they've played in LA already, weirdly. They played the Rams in LA. So they did the SoFi double. I don't know if that's good or bad for them. End loss close. Yeah. But. But do we really believe that Indiana Jones is going to be as triumphant as he's been thus far? Not one mistake. Let me ask you this. How many games in a row can Daniel Jones play before just having an awful game? Before just submitting a shit sandwich? What's a realistic number? Even if we're like the best case version of a Daniel Jones season.

1:22:27I mean, I have my right hand up. I'm ready to see it. This is the game. we've gone through six games where he hasn't been terrible in any of the games. He has not been. He's been very good. Where we haven't said, oh man, he's just walking off the sidelines with that weird look on his face. Chargers minus one and a half. The Chargers would be five and two if they win this. They will have earned it too. I think if they win this, first of all, it completely changes the complexion of Texans Seahawks on Monday night because the Texans can steal that one all of a sudden they're back. Isn't that right?

1:23:02But I feel like we're going to be flipping our opinion on the AFC South all season. Probably. All right. I saved the best for last. I knew this would be one of your games. There's just no doubt. We have the Cleveland Browns favored by two and a half against the Miami Dolphins. The weather report. I don't think ominous is a strong enough word. Here's what we know we have. Definite, definite rainstorm. The mile and hours for the winds, They said conservative 15 to 20 possibility of 50 to 60. Oh, the temperature is not going to be that low. So you, so with the two, a thing, it's like when two under four, two in the dolphins under 40 degrees dolphins in any scenario under 40 degrees, like just an automatic smash.

1:23:47But, uh, but two and bad weather. And then on top of it, their defense is 32nd against the rush. So if this is just a, it's bad weather, let's see who can run the ball. You have on the one hand, and defense can't stop the rush. On the other hand, you have a Cleveland defense that's third against the run and is good, even though they didn't look great last week against Pittsburgh. The most important thing, by a long shot, is that it's the Cleveland defense at home. The Cleveland defense at home is magnificent. And, you know, they took a season off last season, but the season before that, when they went into the playoffs with Joe Flacco as their quarterback, a dominant defense at home, We are right back in that saddle.

1:24:30Again, a dominant defense against the run in particular. And Tua not being able to throw the football in these weather conditions. Oh, the fact that this state... Only their third Browns home game this year, too. And you're right. They're a completely different team when they're home with the defense. Go ahead. Well, all I was going to say is... I forgot what I was going to say. I interrupted. The Gabriel part, too. Like, remember the situations that he was put into as a starting quarterback. He went up against Minnesota with the Blitz defensive florists. Welcome to the NFL. And then they lost a day.

1:25:08They traveled from Europe back to the United States to play Mike Tomlin at Pittsburgh. So, you know, I think this is his first, like, real week to be with this. Real normal game. Yeah, right, right, right. I don't think he's very good. I don't think so either. I'm not making a case for the game. You know who I know isn't very good? The Miami Dolphins. So how about this house? They have the 32nd rush defense, right? Last in the league. And we have some bad rush defenses. They played Kamani Vidal last week in the Chargers. They played Rico Daudo. They basically turned Rico Daudo's career around.

1:25:43They played the fucking Jets. They played my team that rushed for 22 for 45 with their two starting running backs last week. We can't run the ball at all. I'm making up Derrick Henry and Alvin Kamara trades with my friends. And then they play James Cook and Taylor, who are two of the best. But if four of your six games against those four teams and you're 32nd against the rush, you can't stop the rush. So this could be the Judkins game of all time would be my guess. Let's go. This is it. This is the, you know. Browns minus two and a half feels like a miracle. And I just don't understand why I stayed at two and a half.

1:26:22This is my favorite game of the year. I feel the same way. I love this game. I can't wait to watch Miami shivering cold with the wind. Miles Garrett coming after Tua. Tua in horrible weather. This just feels like a fucking godsend. Yeah. All over it. I wish we could bet this five times. Let's enter this into the contest. It says Browns, Browns, Browns, Browns, Browns. I wish we could do that. Today's Rager 107 brought to you by FanDuel. We are 14 and 16 for this season, but we had a lot of momentum from last week. We've had a lot of bad luck this year. And I feel like our luck is starting to shift.

1:26:57We have five picks. House has the first one. Saints plus five and a half in Chicago. You thought this line was three points too high. You don't like the Bears. You think the Saints are maybe a five and a half on the frisky scale? What else am I missing? It's time to pour some settle down juice on the Bears. Well, is there any bitterness that they beat your team last week after you just kept turning the Ball over and letting them hang around? Yes, yes, yes. There was a lot of bitterness. The Bears have won a couple of dumb games. Anyway, I think this is a three-point game and maybe the Saints can win.

1:27:29I'm with you on that one. Next one, we both like Chargers, Colts, Chargers minus one and a half. Fine. The Justin Herbert MVP game. Let's see it. Colts defense ravaged with secondary injuries. Let's go, Justin Herbert. Show us why you should be in this conversation with Baker Mayfield and Patrick Mahomes and my guy, Drake May. outrageous. Maybe Josh Allen. I forgot about him. Don't want to forget about Josh Allen. But yeah, the Colts, this feels like a bad spot for them. Second LA trip for them already. We're waiting for the Daniel Jones. Don't forget that he's not a mortal lock to be good all the time guy.

1:28:06We are. Next one. Panthers minus one and a half against the Jets. This is my pick. Panthers minus one and a half. We're breaking the seal off of Bryce Young and the Panthers skill guys. Rico Dowdle, Tett McMillan, Jalen Coker from Holy Cross coming back. Think they can move the ball. Listen, we've said the Panthers only bet on them at home. I think this is when we finally get some growth. We get some stories on Sunday night. Panthers finally won one on the road where they look like maybe, ah! By the way, they could be four and three after this. And I think the Jets are just reprehensibly bad. They might be.

1:28:41No Garrett Wilson. The way to beat the Panthers, throw the ball on them. Jets, 30-second pass. offense. No Garrett Wilson. Sounds awesome. Next one is our parlay. Chiefs money line against the Raiders. Free to throw that one and it's minus 700. Pat's money line against the Titans. Callahan Tire fires no more. Pat's on the road. Ray ball all-time revenge game. House loves this for Pat's minus 19 and a half as an airplane runway bet. Plus 420. So, minus 19 and a half plus 420. Anyway, Chiefs money line, Pat's money line. We're going to bring the Vikings against the the Smokin' Marys Eagles up to plus seven and a half at home.

1:29:20Love it. And we think that can actually win the game. We sure do. But Chiefs money line, Pat's money line, Vikings plus seven and a half against an Eagles team that has not looked awesome. Right. And then last but not least, our favorite pick in seven weeks. Literally. Cleveland Browns minus two and a half at home against the Dolphins. Thunderstorms. wind estimated between worst case scenario, 50 miles an hour, scariest scenario, 60 miles an hour. And Tua and the Dolphins and DJ Mikey Mack. Yeah, mixed tape Mike. Just trying to dial it up with their 30-second run defense as the Browns run all over them.

1:30:03Their defense goes nuts. And we like the Browns at home. We sure do. Quinch on Judkins breakout game, more breakout game in that defense against us. That's great. Let's go, man. That's today's Ringer 107. It's brought to you by FanDuel Odds. Subject to change. House, you did so well. I want to pour you a glass of dessert wine and then charge you$500 for it. Don't say. Oh, well, that feels like a bargain. $500? You're only charging me$500? That's a bargain. Maybe I went low. House. Hey. Hey. I'll see you next week. Good luck in the Ringer 107. Good luck to both of us. All right. That's it for the podcast.

1:30:40Thanks to Kyle Mann and House and Eduardo and Gahal. Enjoy the weekend. I'm going to be back on Sunday night with the Cuzz talking NFL. See you then.

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The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by J. Kyle Mann to react to the NBA rookie class in the preseason (2:55). Then, Joe House joins to make their Ringer 107 picks for the week (39:22).

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