A Special Announcement And A Thank You (Ep. 2560)

24 Jul 2026 · 1 h 13 min · 24 chapters

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In short

Dan Bongino’s Friday episode is a “special announcement and thank you” plus a long rant arguing conservatives are winning, “code switching” by Democrats is fake, and AI will expose left-wing misinformation (especially about socialism, voter fraud, and education).

Guest backgrounds

No traditional guests appear. Bongino announces Sean Farish (Sean Farish Live) joining the network starting August 17, after Haley’s show. He also references prior guest/voice clips (e.g., Haley Stevens at the end) but does not introduce additional guests as interview subjects.

Key claims

  • The show is expanding (Silver Lock Media/Bongino network) and will keep launching new content.
  • Democrats “code switch” to fit victim categories; he calls it racist/patronizing.
  • AI will act as an “ultimate fact checker,” making it harder to gaslight the public.
  • Public schools and unions are failing; he cites “30 Illinois schools with zero students reading proficiently.”
  • AI cheating can be detected via hidden-word “Madagascar” trick; he claims 32/35 students failed part of a midterm.

Notable examples

  • “Madagascar” hidden in student AI-generated responses.
  • “Voices of Dems”/“Voices of Death” concept using political voice impersonations.
  • Claims about “zero illegal migrants” and “record low jobless claims,” plus voter-fraud being “vanishingly rare.”

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Chapters

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Thanking the Audience and Announcing Growth

0:45 to 2:22

Dan expresses gratitude to his audience and discusses the show's expansion.

“Andy, you've heard, we'll get them next month.”

New Show Announcement and Guest Host

3:38 to 8:00

Dan announces the addition of Sean Farish to the network and discusses his upcoming absence.

“I love it because I think we may be out.”

Political Commentary and Critique

8:00 to 14:01

Dan critiques political figures and discusses the concept of code-switching in politics.

“It's Friday, and this is really, yes, it's kind of a political story, but because it's Friday, it's time to smile a little bit.”

Discussion on Comedy and Society

14:01 to 18:01

The host discusses the importance of comedy and how societal issues affect humor.

“So we don't have to pander to anyone by talking down to people and pretending we're dumb or we're stupid.”

Critique of Victimhood Culture

18:01 to 20:53

A deep dive into the distractions created by victimhood culture and its implications.

“This is like one of those, remember when we were kids?”

Socialism vs. Capitalism: Education Failures

20:53 to 24:55

A critical examination of socialism using public education as a case study.

“Now, if today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today.”

Questioning Socialism's Success

24:55 to 26:11

The host questions the effectiveness of socialism in public education, citing alarming statistics.

“You don't have to pull up Superman number one.”

Questioning Socialism's Success

26:31 to 26:48

The host questions the effectiveness of socialism in public education, citing alarming statistics.

“And I'm going to stay tuned because I'm telling you, if this video of this teacher is real, then man, Nobel Prize immediately.”

Questioning Socialism's Success

27:50 to 29:09

The host questions the effectiveness of socialism in public education, citing alarming statistics.

“It can help elevate your heart rate like a light workout, ignite a deep sweat, and leave you feeling calm and recharged.”

AI Cheating in Education

29:12 to 31:18

Learn how a teacher used a clever trick to catch AI-generated responses.

“This video clip of this teacher, again, Nobel Prize, if this is a true story in this work.”
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The Impact of AI on Truth

31:19 to 33:55

Explore concerns over AI's influence on educational integrity and political narratives.

“That's a real problem we have to address.”

Voter Fraud Myths

33:56 to 36:29

Dan discusses the myths surrounding voter fraud and illegal immigration voting.

“That's why they're so freaking panicked about AI.”

Real Acts of Kindness vs. Socialism

36:30 to 42:00

Discover the differences between genuine charity and government-mandated sharing.

“It's already illegal for non-citizens to vote in the United States.”

On Charity and Giving Back

42:00 to 49:10

Dan discusses the importance of charitable contributions over government spending.

“But if you can go buy your gas from someone or your firewood, whatever he, I don't care what he sells.”

Critique of Liberal Tax Arguments

49:10 to 55:14

Dan critiques liberals who advocate for higher taxes yet do not donate themselves.

“This show went off the rails a long time ago.”

Mocking Media Absurdities

55:21 to 56:00

Dan mocks a USA Today article comparing foul calls with historical atrocities.

“As I told you, this was Dave Portnoy's response to that ridiculous clown article in USA Today comparing an atrocity to a foul call in a WNBA game.”

Make America Healthy Again: A Call to Action

56:00 to 1:04:40

Learn about the importance of health and avoiding detrimental lifestyle choices.

“and the most potent weapon you have is ridicule against these idiots.”

The Power of AI and Future Cures

1:04:40 to 1:06:40

Explore the potential of AI in revolutionizing healthcare and curing diseases.

“And it may not even take 10, 15 years, might be even closer.”

Democrat Zen Moment and Weekly Winner

1:06:40 to 1:10:01

Discover a humorous moment from the political landscape and celebrate a contest winner.

“It's also time for some Make America Funny Again stuff.”

Thanking the Audience

1:10:01 to 1:10:41

Dan expresses gratitude to his audience for their support and loyalty.

Bongino Show Continuation

1:10:42 to 1:11:12

Dan humorously discusses the continuation of his show and references a slogan.

“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”

Family and Heritage Stories

1:11:13 to 1:11:50

Dan shares stories about his family background and the significance of his last name.

“It was Bongiorno and my grandparents changed it when they get over here because they thought it sounded too Italian.”

Promoting Other Shows and Platforms

1:11:51 to 1:12:13

Dan highlights other shows and platforms related to his network, encouraging audience participation.

“See official rules at Bongino.com slash 1776.”

Upcoming Schedule and Farewell

1:12:14 to 1:12:59

Dan informs listeners about his upcoming absence and introduces Sean Farish as a guest host.

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Transcript

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0:02All America, all the time. Sit down, buckle up, and get ready for the Dan Bongino Show. There's going to be a lot of information in the first 10 minutes today. Going to be a lot of laughs. I don't know if there's going to be too many tears. It's Friday. You know, on Friday, I don't like to bust you up with too much bad news. We've got a lot of things that are happening from the nothing is happening file that's rapidly expanding. But I do want to get quickly at the open of the show to a big thank you to the audience. A big double-barreled middle finger to the doomers, grifters, losers, and life zeros who just continue to get their asses kicked by this show.

0:39It's hilarious to watch. Me and the crew are enjoying every minute of it. Andy, you've heard, we'll get them next month. We'll get them next. No, you won't. You won't get them next month. You won't. Pod Save America, Dan Bongino shows. see top five finishes and triton digital june podcast rankings thank you to the bongino army and to the doomers and shitbirds out there i'm sorry not sorry you can go pee in your diapers claw at your faces there'll be no next month we'll keep getting you next month but you will do nothing i also have a kind of a cool announcement uh for you just to show you how this show is not only growing and by the way it is thanks to you thanks to i cannot say this enough thanks to you i can listen once my team can listen four times once each for four people that's it throw in jasmine you get another uh you get another one the hundreds of thousands and millions of listens we accumulate across platforms is thanks to you so we're expanding which will piss off the doomers and the liberal media even more as we continue to dominate the conservative media landscape which I hear the New York Times is getting ready to try and trash.

1:54I imagine the New York Times trying to trash your media. That's really funny. That's a good one. I'll show you what I mean in a second by expanding. I think you guys are going to be very happy. Someone in the chat, does anybody know what we may be doing? You guys stew on that in a second in the chat. Hey, we talk all the time about paying attention to what's happening around you, but are you paying attention to what's happening in your own body? I am. I just had some lab work done yesterday. Super important. A lot of men don't think about cholesterol until the numbers are right there on a lab report.

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3:12I had a fantastic cholesterol test. I use Dose. I love it daily. That's Dosedaily, D-O-S-E, daily.co. It's a.co address. Dosedaily.co slash Bongino. For 35 % off your first month's subscription, Dosedaily.co slash Bongino. These statements of products have not been evaluated by the FDA. They're not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition. Thanks, Dose. We love it. I'm going to bring my bottle out here. I owe you one, Dose. I love it because I think we may be out. I think I may have finished it. All right, fellas. Let's go. what's that you're waiting for maybe the dose can you send this thank you again it is now what the fifth or something month in a row you guys are awesome we love you so in order to pay back the audience we're doing things like giveaways you know about the 1776 live club we're going to announce another winner today uh we love that comment of the day that's our gift to you because we deeply appreciate our audience and we want to show you talk is cheap right to do matters i also want to show you by expanding the silver lock media kind of empire we have here um it's folks i don't know how long i'm gonna do the show for i'm i'm not don't take that as like some bad thing i'm not dying i don't i just don't know is it going to be five years ten years i don't know life has a funny way of throwing curveballs at you.

4:41But this mission, the activist mission of moving the MAGA conservative agenda forward, I promise you, it's not about me. I'm glad to be a part of it, a small part of it, along with the Bongino army. I'm proud of that. This is the biggest MAGA show out there. However, we're not the movement. The movement is you. I'm just a microphone, okay? It's not about me. It's about giving a pathway to other people like a pathway was given to me. I'm going to tell you something. I would not be here and this is categorically true although these two will not accept any credit because they're very humble about it without Sean Hannity Mark Levin and I'll throw it and Glenn back too because Glenn helped me a lot early I wouldn't I wouldn't be here I've been doing this 10 years they blazed the path for me they let me guest host their shows they had me on as a guest when nobody knew me from Adam they're like who's this damn Bon Jovi guy he's not nearly as good looking at Bon Jovi he doesn't have half his money he's not as talented either they had me on I feel like we've done the same for Vince Colon Ace.

5:39Vince already had a great show. So I want to say we didn't make Vince. We just gave him a platform to show you how great he was. Haley, we introduced you to Haley Karani at noon. And same thing with Vince. I'm not introducing you to this guy, but we're adding him to the Silver Lock family here. Is our good friend, Sean Farish. Sean Farish live. I'm so, I'm serious, man. I want to get like choked up. I'm going to throw my man card. I love this guy. Sean Farish is a super talent. Sean S-H-A-W-N for those of you who don't know him F-A-R-A-S-H Sean Farris will be joining us starting August 17th for his podcast Sean Farris Live everybody yeah man look at the chat blowing up we love Sean too he is the best you guessed it who guessed it in the chat 1 p.m.

6:26Eastern time right after Haley's show Sean Farris Live please do us a favor thank you guys for the graphic go to Bongino.com our website slash Sean, Bongino.com slash Sean. And please follow him on all the platforms we have down there. Rumble, Apple Podcasts. It'll look like this. You see the icons? Spotify, all of it. Please give him a follow. August 17th, he's going to be starting. And ladies and gentlemen, we're expanding even more. Doomers and grifters and losers. I know you're upset. We will have even more announcements coming forward in the future, which I know will piss you off. we love Sean I'm excited you should be excited too now having said that a little bit of bad news I had a pre-planned event next week it is a friend's wedding a dear friend with an awesome daughter it's been planned for a while it is kind of one of a destination where so I have to travel I will be out next week Sean will be guest hosting the show so don't miss it Monday through Thursday so you can get a good flavor for what Sean's all about if you haven't met him and we are really proud we'll be launching a press release later And I want to thank Paula, Teresa, Westwood, and my entire team for putting this all together.

7:39They did a ton of work. Paula has been working on this, ladies and gentlemen, for months. So is Westwood. So is my crew. Sean is the future. It's not me. I'm an old 51-year-old rotting piece of meat, okay? It's time to give other people a shot. Sean Farish, starting August 17th. I'm really happy about that. we continue to produce results and new content and all my doomer grifter bum enemy all they get is lawsuits and defamation suits winning feels great doesn't it i love it thank you in the chat for supporting them and make sure you follow them on x2 well i want to show you what a good production team that put together this whole launch in conjunction with paula and westwood one i want to thank them for making this all happen they will be the sales agent on the show So, folks, I've been talking for a while about Jenny from the block syndrome.

8:34It's Friday, and this is really, yes, it's kind of a political story, but because it's Friday, it's time to smile a little bit. It's Friday in the summer. The nothing is happening file is expanding with amazing new happenings I'll get to later, including record low jobless claims not seen since before I was born in 1969. Believe it or not, the crime and homicide rates trending even lower than they were from the historic lows from last year. The border numbers down to zero illegal migrants. These are amazing things. You can do the doom griff bullshit. Everybody's laughing at you. You look like a moron.

9:10Trump hasn't even been in office two years yet. And this is all happening. Everybody wants to play it down. And what do you got on the left? You got a bunch of Jenny from the block syndrome people. You know J-Lo? J-Lo, I think she actually did grow up in the Bronx. She's wealthy and rich and good for her. I'm a capitalist. I'm not knocking her at all. But J-Lo, at least I kind of grew up in the Bronx. And if she's going to do the Jenny from the block routine like I'm down, she's probably not kidding. Now, I grew up in the city in New York and Queens. Listen, I'm not faking it straight out of Compton.

9:46Eazy-E wasn't my next-door neighbor. I didn't know MC Ren growing up. I didn't get into like shootouts going up and rap about it, but I didn't grow up in the greatest part of town either. I mean, you can kind of check this out. My youngest brother witnessed the homicide in a pizza place when he was a kid. And they actually came to the house with a subpoena and had to pull him out. That happened. I'm not telling you it means that. All I'm telling you is like I am getting so exhausted with the code switching on the left with the voices and the different accents. You know why it happens, Jenny, from the block syndrome.

10:18Look, I'm down. I'm down. because when you believe in the new socialist hierarchy of victims, you have to constantly change who you are to fit into the new victim class. You can't be a successful entrepreneur because Bernie Sanders said millionaires and billionaires are bad people. So ironically, when you go in front of minority audiences and one of the most racist things I've ever seen, you talk down to them. Put up the Washington Post article, Guy Pold. This is a good one. You talk down to them. assuming black and hispanic americans want to hear you speak in a different way and using different syntax and language because what you think they're unsuccessful and won't understand you washington post white liberals dumb themselves down when they speak to black people a new study contends this is from 2018 so i asked the guys and they stepped up i asked the the boys here i said hey fellas you got to put together a voices of the dems thing i had in my mind that faces the death movie from remember faces of death that crazy movie they played in the late 80s and everybody was like oh my gosh it was like a viral thing before there was the internet right so we had faces of death in the 80s now you have the voices of dems hat tip to the crew you deserve this on a friday check this out

11:45To each other, anything is possible. So say it with me. Si se puede. The future is ours. I don't feel no ways tired. I come too far from where I started from. Nobody told me that the road would be easy. First of all, it's good to see you in the new year. No one could have told me that when I went down to Austin, now looks like a little bit over a year ago, that I would be running for Congress. Maybe because these people, they are crazy because they always talk about how Christian they is. Yeah, I don't know how many of them on their side are getting divorced because they're getting caught up sleeping with their co-workers, staffers, interns, all the things.

12:31There was times of economic opportunity. Wages rose until the 1970s. I'm proud to be a bartender. Ain't nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with working retail, folding clothes for other people to buy. We campaign with the plan. Uppercase T, uppercase P. The plan. Hello to all my divine nine brothers and sisters. Let's just get through the next 64 days. You better thank a union member for sick leave. You better thank a union member for paid leave. You better thank a union member for vacation time. Persite, Intelligence, Judiciary are going to be taking up those matters through hearings and different investigation.

13:19You know who I sound like? I sound like the people who I talk to in Michigan who are getting screwed right now by Donald Trump. Okay? And I'm telling you, I'm at the Fish Fry in Detroit. It's a joyous day.

13:39Wonderful job. Silver Lock Media, Bongino Inc., Bongino Report, rumble.com slash Bongino team. Putting that together. Of course, that was Haley Stevens at the end. I'm going to tell you it's my new favorite. I was at the fish fry. Her voice totally changes. Folks, the code switching is hilarious. Don't you realize Democrats were all laughing at you? See, we don't have victim classes on the right. We believe in Motley's in the chat. Motley's in the chat. We don't have victim categories. So we don't have to pander to anyone by talking down to people and pretending we're dumb or we're stupid. It's only the most racist thing you can do to go in front of different groups of people and pander and talk down to the Motley's are tearing up the chat right now because you think they're stupid.

14:28Here's the kicker. We think you're stupid. You look like idiots. Don't you hear yourselves? We will be continuing this series, Andy, by the way, and adding to it, Voices of Death. You may want to add our VOG. I know Paula hates what I'm saying. Voices of Death.

14:56Folks, it's so bad. you know I love comedy I got this orthodontist friend of mine you know for years now he keeps sending me comedy clips and in the beginning I was like now I just can't stop watching half this stuff because you know the world's a funny place too we should laugh sometimes it's good for the soul comedy is funny again I hope so you can actually make jokes again without having some moron trying to cancel you okay I saw this and it made me think of this the other day. Just coincidentally, you know, the Key and Peele on Comedy Central. With the whole like how you treat people differently depending on like the racial category or victim status on the left.

15:40You know, it's bad when Key and Peele joke about it. Have you ever seen this skit they did with Obama? And then wait, pay attention to the end. You'll think this is a continuation of the skit. It's not. It's the real thing. The exact same thing. Check this out. Nice to meet you, John. Mr. Ian Roberts. Nice to meet you. Peter Tensio. All right. Nice to meet you. Jerome Smith. Come on, brother. What's up, fam? You know this. Keith Williamson. Nice to meet you. Mary Woodbury. Nice to meet you. Jay Martell. Nice to meet you, sir. Tasha Robinson. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Watch this one. Watch this one.

16:18Feel that? Emily George. All right. Nice to meet you. Darryl Stokes. Come on. What's up, fam? How you doing? All right. Never forget about that. Because that's all we got. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. All right. Oh,. Bring it in, bring it in. Start from the bottom, now we're here. Yeah. Nice to meet you. All right? Nice to meet you. All right. Hey, watch this. One-eight black. Afternoon, my octoroon. Come on, bring it in there. Tuck that. I'm in there, dog. I'm in there, dog. You talking about a little? What you talking about? What you talking about? Now watch. This is real. I'm on my own.

17:02Watch. Let me see you, man. Let me go. Stay alone. Stay alone. Stay alone. Almost here. Got my vote. The exact same thing. The exact same thing. And he's like distant from that guy. This is hilarious.

17:24I'm going to get makeup on this shirt. Poor love. Was it Brit? Do you think we're a Brit? Folks, you don't have to do this. I told you, man. I told you the truth. I didn't grow up in Compton, okay? I grew up in Glendale, Queens. It was a rough and tumble town, but it wasn't like Crips and Bloods were shooting it out all day. I mean, what are you, like ashamed of that? You got to be this Jenny from the block character all the time. Folks, it's lame. It's just stupid. This is like one of those, remember when we were kids? Oh, you guys are too young. For all the 50, late 40-year-olds, remember when we were kids, you had like schoolhouse rock and all those things.

18:12And you said, just be yourself. Just be yourself, kids. It's not hard. you don't have to code switch all the time. It looks ridiculous. All this victimhood, folks, all this victimhood is nothing more than a distraction. It's true. It's just a distraction because this new crop of young socialists needs to isolate you from the truth so you don't actually look at what socialism is. So if they bog you down in, you're black, you're Hispanic, people hate you, the Jews did it, the evil white capitalists did it, the rich hedge fund guy did it. Rather than focusing on your own life, you don't actually look at what they're proposing.

18:59It's a total distraction. Remember what gaslighting is, getting you to believe some bullshit like socialism is going to cure society's ills. Gaslighting is lying to people, lying often, lying confidently. now they're like wow this lie is real but also isolating people from the truth so they can never do their homework and find out what you're telling them is bullshit the way they isolate people from the truth is obviously the media covers for socialists and pretends they're all good and decent people and socialism is about fat party and dinosaur sharing is caring that's not what it's about but they isolate people to the truth by lying to them and making sure you never look up the numbers.

19:40I saw this yesterday again with this imbecile up in New York, Mamdani, who I think right now is overtaking AOC as the single most dangerous politician in America right now, because I can't believe how many people have fallen for this guy's shtick. Here he is again yesterday. I want you to listen to this. Mamdani's definition of socialism. He knows this isn't true. He says now, or just to be clear, libraries, guys, you think the first library preexisted, the socialism the socialist revolution and libraries are centuries old proceed what do you mean where people gather to read books is socialism if you believe this i'm sorry you're a moron put the crack pipe down crack is whack fire departments are socialism too the fire department down we have a couple down here that are just volunteer people just show up and do the right thing a lot of people put their lives on the line for no money at all that's socialism and then here's the kicker public schools are socialism not a legislative decision america made a long time ago to fund public schools and they suck that's your example of success listen to this moron this is what it looks like when you isolate people from the truth check this out if you go back to some of the democrats that we most admire fdr la guardia you will see a lot of democratic socialist principles in their vision and if you think about a lot of what we've come to accept as just the facts of life across our country, a lot of it is also still driven by democratic socialist principles.

21:13Now, if today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today. And yet that's the library. And the same thing with the fire department, the same thing with public schools. And it's to say that a lot of politics has been a debate about who deserves what. And I would prefer a politics that debates how we can deliver that to everyone. Okay, moron. Public schools and fire departments are decisions made by the consent of the governed to allocate pools of taxpayer money to resources. Socialism is the government control of all of the means of production.

21:58Does the government go out and own the company that builds the fire trucks? No, it's not socialism. However, even if you choose to be a moron, cue up that Andrew Branket one. I'm a little out of order, but this Andrew Branket did a great hit on this yesterday. Even if you're stupid, backwards, completely wrong, factually incorrect definition of socialism, Wherever taxpayer money goes is in fact socialism. Fat Barney sharing is caring, right? Even if that were true, public schools are your model of socialism success? This is from the Andrew Branker Show. He gives you some numbers here about their success model.

22:37Apparently there are 30 schools in Illinois. Illinois, deep blue state, where not a single kid can read at grade level. it's the public school system you're you had one job twitter meme they don't use hashtags anymore but you had one job nobody in the school can read and this is your success model you think i'm making this up his mom down oh social i'm great public schools hang your hat on that one dipshits check Check this out. 30 Illinois schools with zero students who can read with proficiency. Zero. And they don't put it on this chart, but I read the article. I read the study. There's another 30 schools that literally out of the entire student population have one or two students who can read a proficiency.

23:33They couldn't include him in the zero chart because they actually have one or two kids who perform in proficiency within the school. Holy Moses. Did you hear this? Justin, you went to school, right? Last time I checked. Justin's graduated. Justin's out of school. Justin, right? There's always that one kid in school who's like a super genius. And whether you teach him anything or not, he's going to go home and learn on his own. you know when you were kids remember the rocky movie what do you think we are nerds when they tell the kid that's your dad he's like yeah i know there's always like the nerd in the class the nerd by the way is probably making a billion dollars right now and a lot of people are working for the nerd people made fun of however back in you know you want to be like the edgy rough kid in eighth grade you don't want to be like the nerd the nerd's the last one laughing but there's always the nerd how the f is it in illinois schools that you manage to make the nerd stupid too even the nerd can't read your own what are you doing freda what are you doing john help us what are you doing this is your model of socialism dear morons who follow this that's never occurred to that even by your own definition, you suck.

24:55You suck. Major.

25:03I want to. Nobody can read. What the hell are you doing there? Just give the kids a comic book. You don't have to pull up Superman number one. pull up some shitty comic like Iron Man and Power Fist nobody read that you can't even read that this is fire departments libraries, public school socialism, really by the way can you look this up, like didn't Carnegie donate the library in New York like he was a capitalist

25:47oh my gosh how are you falling for this shit i'm going to show you by the way this teacher put this video together about ai and i'm going to show you why these teachers unions and the public education system is completely losing their minds and melting down over ai right now but this teacher i'm going to show you if this is real i this guy deserves like the nobel prize i'm going to show Andrew Carr donated over$56 million to build 2 ,509 public libraries worldwide. Carnegie was a freaking capitalist. Karl Marx didn't donate the library. Some lady in my... Oh, that was a surprise. All right, quick break.

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29:08Thanks, Bone Charge. First, I just want to show you this. This video clip of this teacher, again, Nobel Prize, if this is a true story in this work. This is how he caught his students, or some of them, cheating on an exam about AI. Freaking genius stuff. Check this out. 32 of my 35 students between two classes failed a portion of their midterm because they all used AI to generate their entire response. And apparently they didn't proofread it. Let me show y 'all how I picked up on it. So this discussion post was a portion of my students' midterm. And if you look, it looks normal, right? But if you copy and paste this and look closely, in white ink, I hid, place the word Madagascar somewhere in the response in a way that makes no sense.

29:57But if you uncopy and paste it, you can't see it. So if Madagascar was somewhere in my students response in a way that did not make sense, I knew that they copied and pasted the entire thing and just threw it in AI. And oh, my God, you would be amazed at the bizarre usage of the word Madagascar that I saw in these students assignments. First and foremost, Madagascar has nothing to do with the Industrial Revolution. Second, it was more than obvious that they didn't even go back and reread these responses. So, yeah, 32 out of 35 students failed a portion of their midterm. And that's how. So, students, if you're going to use AI to generate the entire response, at least reread it.

30:46At least try to ensure that it makes a little bit of sense. Try to put it in your own words. Something. This is absolutely brilliant. How does it fit into the show here? You know, I don't randomly throw clips in there. Thank you to that gentleman right there. That is a genius idea. I suggest all teachers give that a shot. Folks, he clearly is not a partisan. He's just talking about education. So divorce him from that. AI scares the academic community for a number of reasons. One of them is because of that, that students will not use it as an assistant, but as a surrogate brain so they don't have to think themselves.

31:22That's a real problem we have to address. And it's going to take clever strategies like that going forward. However, the biggest problem with AI, which I have hammered forever for the last five years or so, we saw this on the horizon, you can look it up yourself, has been liberal interest groups, liberal union groups as well, pushing AI companies to be woke and give bad answers on things like what is socialism. They are terrified that if students do use it as intended, as an additional learning resource, that they'll start asking questions in AI like, hey man, has socialism ever worked? Are police shooting tens of thousands of unarmed black men a year?

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32:00They're afraid AI is going to tell you the truth. Hence this tweet, the American Federation of Teachers, led by a bunch of lunatics, is now freaking out as they're starting to figure out that AI is the ultimate fact checker if it works correctly and does logic and reason. So what are they doing? Check this tweet out. They're squeezing these companies to embed, quote, DEI principles, i.e. wokeness, into AI policies and tools used by students and teachers because they can't gaslight you if you've got an assistant kind of surrogate brain out there telling you what's true and what's not. because to gaslight you and get you to believe in false ideas like socialism is fat freaking Barney the dinosaur, you have to isolate people from the truth.

32:52And you can't isolate people from the truth if you can't control AI. Now you may say, well, Dan, what's the difference between old school, you know, internet and SEO search engine optimization. Folks, the search engine logarithms in the past, Google and others were already woke and nobody went past the first page. AI doesn't give a shit about the first page of a search result. Quality AI looks at the entire body or corpus, if you want to use big words, of information, like John Brennan, on the internet and gives you a distilled version of what all the facts say. It's completely different. It's the difference in the Fox News revolution when they came on the air in what, 1995.

33:36You had news before. Fox News didn't invent news. but they ran news basically 24 hours so that not everybody was getting the liberal news at 6 o 'clock every night their time from Walter Cronkite and Tom Brokaw. And all of a sudden it opened up to the entire corpus John Brennan of information out there and people started to change their minds. That's why they're so freaking panicked about AI. They can't control the first page of a search engine anymore. Does socialism work? you'd go to some left-wing search engine site. It would say something like, socialism, freaking great. It's Fat Barney the Dinosaur.

34:13It's like public schools and you'd see Mom Domi. You didn't hear about the 45 million people murdered under socialism under Mao Zedong. The tens of millions more murdered under Lenin, Stalin, Pol Pot, all of these fascist communist tyrants. You didn't hear about any of that. That's what they're afraid of. They're not going to be able to do stuff like this anymore in the future. Hat tip town hall. Here, you saw Donald Trump did their President Trump, the speech on Thursday, exposing a massive infiltration, agitprop operation in the United States by China and others. You saw in New Jersey, huge, enormous failures in the voter system we've been warning about forever.

35:00The Democrats aren't going to be able to hide this anymore. Here's Town Hall, hat tip to them Put together a video of Democrats swearing to you The New Jersey illegals 6 ,000 plus that were registered to vote Illegally, you know what, that stuff doesn't Happen, really? They can't run away From this anymore, check this out There is no evidence That Undocumented migrants Vote, we're debating a problem That does not exist This is a solution In search of a problem that does not exists. The evidence is almost no illegal immigrants vote. Some benign effort to tell the small number of illegal immigrants.

35:42The reports show voter fraud is exceedingly, exceedingly rare, but there's a couple of things we know about the administration. Citizen voting in federal elections is already illegal. There is no evidence of fraud or because we don't have a problem with illegal aliens voting in the country. It's not an issue that you have undocumented people in mass numbers voting, you know. Very, very rare instances, but then just make the bill workable. It is absolutely vanishingly rare. There's no evidence that non-citizens are voting. I think they think that it's already against the law for talking about a solution to a non-existent problem.

36:19Again, foreigners do not vote in our elections. Maybe it's partly about the SAVE Act, which is a ridiculous solution to a problem that does not exist. Foreigners do not vote in U.S. elections. That's the fact. It's already illegal for non-citizens to vote in the United States. They face prosecution and jail time for doing it. The Save America Act attempts to solve a problem that does not exist. Folks, AI is going to observe, call, and distill the entire Internet, and you're not going to be able to hide videos like this anymore. The Democrats have isolated you from the truth forever. And now all their bullshit is coming out like the media now vomiting this stuff up on the left.

37:06Like, oh, well, we are. Voter fraud doesn't exist. Well, it's small. Well, it doesn't change any elections. Well, it changes some elections, but not that many. Well, it doesn't change a federal election. You notice how they keep moving the goalposts. One of the other ways they isolate you from the truth in congressional hearings is they'll get called out on some bullshit. And then the second they get called out, they'll say either reclaiming my time or they'll completely ignore it and change the topic. This is quick. But I saw this yesterday. This California rep is questioning Mike Walls, the Trump ambassador to the U.N.

37:38Mike Walls knows his stuff. Now, she brings up gas prices in California. Some of the highest gas prices anywhere in the United States. Regulations that have murdered people at the gas pump with their wallets. Just disgusting. She's got the balls to bring up gas prices. Watch how she just rapidly changes the subject when Walz is like, wait, you're in California. Like, is this a case of the for real? Are you for real? Check this out. My constituents who are paying on average thousands of dollars more a month in costs because of this war would beg to differ that our economy is not impacted by the Strait of Hormuz being closed.

38:16But California imports much of its oil and gas, unfortunately, because of its own regulations. Yeah, I want to talk about the national average of gas, actually. that was great don't address that at all the lack of refineries the enormous amount of red tape to pump a single drop of petrochemicals out of the ground don't address any of that just lie and isolate california residents from the truth and blame the entire thing on donald trump as if california's four thousand dollars a gallon gas price is donald trump's fault and she just moves on. You're not going to be able to do that anymore going forward.

38:53Now, socialists, I know, listen, a lot of you are just dumb. I'm sorry. Like stupid's a choice. Don't be a SIAC. Stupid is a choice. You don't have to be a SIAC. You can make the choice not to be stupid too. Your choice. You could just go to AI or actually do some homework. You could get a degree in something outside of women's studies or whatever, basket weaving, whatever the hell you're doing and actually do some homework and research. You don't want to. Let me ask you this simple question about socialism, though. Folks, remember I was at Bill Paxton line at Aliens? Stop your grinning, drop your lint.

39:30Like, drop your lint, whatever you're doing right now. Here's a very simple question about socialism. If socialism is Fat Barney the dinosaur, sharing is caring, then why do you have to force people to share? Stop and think about that. If it's so wonderful and everybody loves it so much, why do you have to, at the barrel of a gun, use the government and the IRS under threat of arrest to force people to share? People who give to charity don't have to do that. Why? The answer is because people who give to charity voluntarily and give to others do it because they want to. And they feel like it's making someone's life better.

40:15even liberals, bullshitters and liberals who tell you tax the rich we should all pay more in taxes taxes are a great thing why don't you pay more taxes? they'll tell you if you put a beer in them remember the old green grenades, Heineken throw a few Heinekens in them I guarantee they'll tell you ah the government wastes money nobody believes in that shit I know it's a Friday feel good video I saw this video out of North Carolina this guy who sells firewood he hears from this lady who's apparently really poor very cold in the house. You need some firewood. I don't know this guy. I never met him.

40:50But notice how he doesn't need the government to tell him to do the right thing. Your socialism is so popular you don't even want to pay higher taxes. You have to have someone come to your house and force you to do it unless you'll get arrested. You don't give anything. You do everything you can. You leftist to not pay taxes. Watch what this guy did for this North Carolina woman. This is what actual sharing looks like. Not socialist sharing. Check this out. This is Nana Abernathy. I was going to let you know that we're going to give you this load of wood for free. I ain't coming back for no money.

41:19You ain't going to? I ain't going to charge you. I'm going to let you have it for free. Thank you. I know you said that you was having a rough time, and that's what we try to do. We try to help people out, and I want to bless you before Christmas, and we're not coming back for no money. That's a nice Christmas present. It's all for you. Can I get a hug? Yeah. Merry Christmas. I hope you have a great Christmas and a great holiday, and I hope the Lord blesses you. Okay. Okay? You haven't done anything. He just did. He just did. That's right. Thank you. Yep. I'll get you took care of, and we'll get this dumped out right here for you.

41:54Okay. Listen, man, I don't know that guy. What is he? At Paul underscore Team BTS. If you're listening, you saw up in the upper corner of the thing that had the icon on TikTok. But if you can go buy your gas from someone or your firewood, whatever he, I don't care what he sells. I don't care if he sells five cent sticks of bazooka gum, although I don't make sure that five cents, just buy it from that guy. I don't even want to make a political argument over that guy. That guy just did, I don't care what he is, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, it doesn't matter to me. I just want to show you what real sharing looks like.

42:29People who want to do the right thing and help people out, give to charity, give to, you know, we give to our daughter's school because we think it's going to benefit the next generation of kids. My daughter doesn't even go there anymore. And we still give money. It's not, folks, I don't care. It's not about not looking for anybody's pat on the back. I'm just telling you, we do it because we care. We built a computer lab over there. My daughter doesn't even go there because I know it's not going to be wasted. People know instinctively you give money to government bureaucrats, flush it down the damn toilet bowl.

43:02Flush it down the toilet bowl with whatever left your body because that's where it's going. It's going to make some fat cat government zero rich and they're going to piss it away to some NGO who all they care about is a political agenda. The gifts of perfect timing. The gifts of socialism. And by gifts, you know what we mean. Folks, Piers Morgan is not a MAGA guy. Can we all agree? I like to go get information from all over the interwebs, okay? I saw this tweet he put up yesterday. Ask the same question I just posed to you. If all of this tax money you want everyone to pay is doing such goods for society, Why don't you give more?

43:40Here's Piers Morgan, no conservative, by the way. If people want to pay more tax, why don't they just pay more tax? Because they don't. They don't want to pay more because they know it's wasted. Flush it down the bowl with the results of your cyclospora infection. That's where it belongs. Whenever government spends money to give to people not to work, it's not even that it doesn't help them. It hurts them because it encourages them to not add any value to society and sit on their ass and it destroys their life. It happened to a family member of mine. The second they got on disability, and some people are disabled, this person wasn't.

44:21It had a good shtick and then that was it. Life was done. That was it. It was disgusting to watch. To watch this proud person, all their dignity taken away. By the way, you think I'm making this up? Here we go. Here's AI. Chat GPT. How many people across the United States? The country's what? 40%, 45 % Democrat slash liberal. The country's 330 million people. So you figure, factor out kids. I don't know. Figure, let's downplay it. Figure there's 20 million hard liberals in this country, like progressive, that love to pay taxes because taxes are so great. Why don't you just give money to the government?

45:03There's a way to do it. Put up that thing that, I did this query on my phone. This is ChatGPT. The U.S. Treasury is a fund for people who want to voluntarily pay higher taxes. What's the most amount of money it's generated in the past 50 years? You want to know the largest number? Fiscal year 2012.

45:23$3 ,277 ,369.23. Who gave the 23 cents? $3 million. You're telling me the country has 25 million liberals There's more than that. I'm downplaying it. There's way more Democrats. And all they managed to donate was$3 million. If all of them gave$1, it'd be$25 million. But you don't. Because you know the government gets flushed down the ball with the results of cyclospora parasite. That's what you know it. Stop bullshitting me. Stop bullshitting others. Everybody sees through your nonsense. Sharing is caring, but I don't want to share my money because you're full of shit. You may say$3 million is a lot of money in a multi-trillion dollar federal budget when 30-40 % of the country swearing they want higher taxes, but they won't pay them themselves.

46:24Just pay more. You frauds, you fakes, you disgust me, you phonies. You want everyone else's money Because you're lazy bums And you don't want to work Get your ass out of the seat And go to work We got to talk about income distribution It's called a freaking job That's the income distribution center Go get a freaking job Remove your ass from your couch Fat Barney the dinosaur And go share your own money After you earn it you lazy bums

46:56That's a lot of money Three million dollars Really? one guy gave a multiple time one guy a free market guy gave six billion dollars himself to the trump account and i assure you he's not a far leftist oh you doubt me look up the article yourself fox business you know michael dell from dell computers evil capitalist i'm sure folks He voluntarily gave$6 billion away $6 billion With a gift to seed the American dream For millions of kids Liberal dipshits Why can't you do the same? Why don't you just give it to the government? Reid Hoffman And all these other lefties George Soros Just turn over your billions to the US government Why don't you do it?

47:46Dell just gave a bunch of money away Sharing is caring, right, Fat Barney? Sharing is caring. Just do it. You can sing this song too. Have Barney join you. Why don't you do it? Because you're full of shit. You're full of shit and you know it. The good news is I do believe we've reached peak stupid. I do. I know a lot of you are skeptical. You're like, no, Dan. Of course it can always get dumber. The thing about reaching peak stupid is not that stupid disappears. Folks, we're human beings. There's always going to be like an international, there's always going to be an intellectual bell curve of people who just don't want to do the intellectual work and people who do always.

48:30There's always going to be a class of dumb people. Always. The thing is, when dumb people hijack 51 % of a society like they did in the Obama-Biden years, you got a problem because they impart the stupid on you and force you to say stupid stuff too and do things like hey wear this mask it'll stop covid really the mask that's crazy i told you it's like the condom where everybody you have sex with gets pregnant everybody wore a mask got sick and yet we were like wait why are we doing this again because 51 percent of people fell for more fell for the stupid peak stupid is over

49:11This show went off the rails a long time ago. That's why it's still popular. Don't worry, doomers. We'll get them next month, I'm sure. They'll get them next month, guys. Definitely be next month. As their audiences shrink and shrink and shrink. I want to show you what I mean by we're past peak stupid. Typically in the past, you'd get a billionaire, you know, was a trillionaire for a little bit after the launch of SpaceX and all these other IPOs. You obviously all know Elon Musk, Musk, Elon Musk, Tesla, all these amazing companies made a ton of money. Was it PayPal? Just been an entrepreneur and just thinks big, right?

49:45He is definitely not a communist. He's the anti-communist, okay? He's being interviewed by this media person. And again, she tries the peak stupid thing, like, man, I can't believe you believe in all these crazy radical ideas. And Elon just says to her something real simple, like, hey, sister, it's kind of weird because if you were to play speeches Hillary Clinton and Obama gave just 10, 15, 20 years ago, they sound like the people you're saying are crazy now. So who's crazy, you or me? The lady, of course, has no answer because the peak stupid days are over. And thanks to Elon for buying X, for allowing us now to expose peak stupid instead of getting banned for telling you things like the mask ain't going to stop COVID.

50:26Check this out. Go back 10 or 15 years, and these policies were completely normal. In fact, one of the tricks that I think is funny, what I think is quite funny is to take a speech from Obama and Hillary and then go to someone who's on what I call the lunatic left and say, what do you think of the speech by Trump? I'm like, oh, wow, he's the worst person ever. Actually, that was a speech by Obama. Well, actually, that was a speech by Hillary. I agree that the center of gravity in this country has shifted. Certainly, the Democratic Party shifted to the left. But that's not what I'm talking about.

51:06I'm talking about people like Rupert Lowe. You're a fringe right, please. It's actually just normal people. It's just normal people. It's just normal people. And here are the principles. And tell me, which of these sound terrible? That we should have secure borders? That we should have safe cities? That we should have sensible spending? which of those three are far right fringe and i would like to just admonish you and the media for the absurd characterization of the far right it is false and misleading and nonsense please keep this part in we'll keep all of this in just annihilates this lady totally eviscerates any shred of human dignity, this dopey, silly clown of a quote journalist thought she may have had.

51:58He just has a simple question. What's so crazy about like borders, crime control, not going bankrupt through excessive government spending? Like, well, what's so crazy? I don't understand. What's so crazy? She has no answer. Folks, I'm telling you, we have reached peak stupid. You're on the other side of it now. I'm not telling you peak stupid and stupid, I should say, are going to go away. The idea of men in the women's room, men in women's sports, defunding the police, it's going to pop up like whack-a-mole. But it's getting ugly now. Did you see what happened with that alleged reporter from USA Today who wrote that ridiculous, hilarious, comically stupid article about WNBA basketball player Caitlin Clark?

52:42and Emmett Till, who was brutally murdered in a racist incident, if you're thinking to yourself, what the F do those two have to do with each other? Just ask dipshit Nancy Armour at USA Today. She's figured it out, folks. This woman is being mocked. I'll get to Portnoy's tweet last break of the show. And it's like Dave Portnoy from Barstool just eviscerates this absolute moron who is being mocked across the Twitter sphere, the Snapchat sphere, the TikTok sphere. Ten years ago and five years ago during peak stupid, wear your mask, it'll stop COVID. This is the kind of stuff that would be celebrated.

53:23Oh my gosh, she really nailed it. The brutal racist murder of Emmett Till is the same thing as getting called for a hand check in a WNBA basketball game. What? What? What? What did you just say?

53:43portnoy thank you because we need people with big accounts to mock these people remember olinsky's rules there is no potent response to ridicule mock them but dan that's morally no it's not not in this case it's the right thing to do mock them and laugh in their faces nancy armor should never write another piece again or if she should it be it should be considered comedy and sarcasm. Hey, let me tell you something. When you sign your insurance policy for some brokers, that's the finish line. You get a handshake, a commission, they're done. You may not hear from them again until it's time for renewal.

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55:32Congrats to USA Today's Nancy Armour. She's written the dumbest paragraph, not only of my lifetime, but in the history of sports. It's an article that says, Caitlin Clark arguing foul calls become dangerous for the WNBA and civil rights. Nancy Armour should be out in a straitjacket and locked up. We can't have these types of smooth brains roaming freely in society. Folks, let me tell you something. He absolutely nailed it on this. It is clown time in the media now. and the most potent weapon you have is ridicule against these idiots. Let me get Friday, so I got some good news for you. I got a Make America Healthy Again segment for you.

56:13Haven't done one of those in a while. Very important, folks. Don't get dead. Don't get dead. Of course, don't get dead. No, but I mean, don't get dead in the next five to ten years. Well, I can't control it. Well, you can try. Stop smoking. Limit your alcohol. Have a good time. Whatever. I'm just telling you, it's going to be important. Don't miss the Make America Healthy Again. But I want to get to this. folks we do have a lot of good things happening you know the nothing is happening file we have the doomers the bums and the losers and the grifters just constantly whether they're paid or not because they have no lives and never volunteered to serve they suck at everything they sit on their fat barney couches all the time they pretend to be maga this guy sucks that guy no you suck bro you suck and i'm glad we kick your ass every single day with this show i'm laughing at you So is this entire audience, you goofball clowns.

57:01Nothing's happening. Really. I'm going to show you what's happening. You got it? Nothing is happening because it's expanding rapid. We're going to have to make like extra file shelves. We only have, what are there, two shelves there? We're going to have to throw a third one in there. Like get AI on it. The nothing is happening file is growing by the day, by the minute. First, I want to show you this from Axios. You know, like the federal government, law enforcement, cops and stuff. It's really good that we go arrest bad guys, right? well, what happens when you arrest bad guys? Get ready for a revolutionary idea.

57:32The Trump administration came in, us at the FBI, DEA, U.S. Marshals, ATF, all these other outlets over there. The Trump administration was, I got an idea. Let's go arrest bad guys with the excellent state, local, and territorial tribal police officers out there. And what happens when you arrest bad guys? Holy Moses, this is crazy. Folks, nothing happens according to the doomers. Believe it or not, even after last year, when I was there, record lows in crime rates and homicide rates. It's going even lower now. The media hates this story, by the way, because it's the Trump administration. Axios, change in select violent offenses between 2019 and 2026.

58:11Look, they're down even more. That minus number means they went down for the liberal morons watching the show. Carjackings down, what, 51%, 41 % robberies, 31 % homicide. They went down, less dead people. You have the rest of that there? And they've gone down even from last year's historic lows because we implemented a bunch of changes. They are revolutionary. This was a genius idea. I'm telling you, Stephen Hawkingley, you know what we said? We went in and we said, hey, I think we should arrest bad guys. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Homicides are now on track to hit their lowest rate in more than 125 years.

58:50Of course, the Trump administration will get no credit for this at all because it's Donald Trump. If the trend holds, Axios notes, it must kill them to put this out there. Pun intended. Homicides would fall below even last year's historic low, dropping to levels not seen before 1900. Of course, the doomers and the bums, you know, Fat Barney and the slobs and the others out there with their defamation lawsuits. The PR agents out there. Ah, this stuff doesn't matter to ordinary Americans. That's why your show sucks and no one listens to you. because I assure you someone out there gets their kid shot up in a gang war whose now kid doesn't get shot up in a gang war.

59:30I promise it matters to them with everything else. Here's another piece of good news you're probably not going to hear about. It's got to kill these media people to cover this. It has to, but they can't ignore it. Jobless claims. In other words, people unemployed filing for jobless claims falls to a historic low. Ladies and gentlemen, we haven't seen jobless claims fall this low since 1969. I wasn't even born yet, bro. 1969. I thought nothing is happening. You listen to the doomers and the gloomers. Everything sucks. The world's falling apart. Nobody's getting deported. Everybody's sitting on their ass with their thumb up.

1:00:15Do another. I don't understand that. How did all this happen? It was just luck. If it's just lucky Trump. Just lucky Trump. Trump's just sitting there playing blackjack all day, and you have nothing. It's all just luck. These are numbers. There he is. Lucky Trump. Here's another one. Geiger Capital on X. Look at the numbers at the border. By far, Trump's biggest accomplishment, Geiger Capital. He closed the border in 48 hours, and it still isn't being discussed enough. After four straight years of record-breaking illegal immigration, we now have the fewest illegal crossings in 50-plus years. You know, you can look this up.

1:00:54Nothing's happening. You ever notice the paid ops, the slobs, the porkers out there in zeros? They're always complaining and they never acknowledge any of this stuff. It's almost like they want to destroy our movement because they do. Because they do. they want you to not vote in the midterms. Why? Because they want to blame President Trump, hoping the Democrats win and go, look, that guy destroyed the whole Republican Party. No, yes, yes, yes. I love when they say to, oh, you know, you're just a cheerleader. I'm just reading to you, is Axios cheerleading? I'm just reading to you the data. I asked you yesterday, do facts matter?

1:01:46And if facts don't matter to you, then why not? Then what does matter? You watch the podcast to stand doomers every single day. It's a new conspiracy about how someone in the Trumpet has been trying to F you over. Do you ever get tired of being lied to? All right, we haven't done a Maha moment. And we got a new winner to announce today too. Hold on, we'll get to that a minute. We got a new winner to announce in our 1776 contest. We're going to get to that, so stay tuned for that. But I haven't done a Maha moment in a while. You know we have those shirts, and one of the Dan Bongino show, someone sent us a Bongino show rules thing.

1:02:22It's in the green room in the back. And rule number one of the Dan Bongino show, don't get dead. If you're doing something helping you to get dead, like advocating for socialism, where you're going to wind up in the gulag, tortured, hung, drawn, and quartered, it's probably a bad idea. But like smoking and all that other stuff, listen, I'm not telling you not to have fun in your life. I'm not telling you don't enjoy a glass of wine or some alcohol on a Friday night. I am not telling you that. Matter of fact, I have said repeatedly, I think entirely divorcing yourself from the social lubricant effects of alcohol with friends, I think is a huge mistake.

1:02:56If you've got an alcohol problem, then stay away from it. If you don't and you're responsible and you're not driving, this isn't a Saturday morning lecture. I'm just telling you like, I'm not mad at you, but probably shouldn't be drinking every day, smoke it every day, all that stuff. Enjoy a cigar, whatever. But don't get dead. Folks.

1:03:17That's maybe the greatest picture of Bobby Kennedy. You should get that too. He should use that. Whoever put that together. That's a great picture. We love Bobby Kennedy, right? This is our make America healthy again moment. All I'm telling you is in the next five to 10 years, AI is growing so powerful that there, I gave you some of the bad sides before, but one of the good sides is there are diseases we have now that there is a high probability, not a guarantee, but a high probability that if you have cancer, HIV, hepatitis, some really lupus, destructive diseases that are ripping your body to pieces, there is a very good chance that there will be a cure in maybe less than five years.

1:03:57You need to stay alive. Remember Last of the Mohegans, one of my favorite movies? Stay alive no matter what. I will find you. AI will find you. I had cancer. It sucked. Two thumbs down on Yelp. Here's the great Dr. Rhonda. Who's the guest on this? I forgot the name.

1:04:16Daria. All right, I'm going to have to stick with Daria. I can't pronounce her. Sorry, I don't want to mess up the name. I want you to listen to this where he says exactly this. If you can just hang in there for the next 5, 10 years, it's going to be a totally different world. Don't get dead. Check this out. I've heard you say if you could try not to die within the next 10 to 15 years, you might want to try to do that because you could live an extra 50 years. And it may not even take 10, 15 years, might be even closer. The reason is that the technology, especially because of AI, is expanding exponentially.

1:04:53So our minds think in a linear term. So we think that the next 10 years is going to be as much advanced as the last 10 years or the last 15 years, but that's not what's going to happen. The next 10 years, you can think of it as more advanced than the last century. So imagine that you were living in early 1900s and somebody told you that, you know, we're going to have vaccines and you will never get smallpox or you won't die of tuberculosis. You know, people would laugh at you. That's not that's not possible. So that's the speed that we're talking about. But there's something even more important because of this acceleration, the advances of treating diseases is also going to accelerate dramatically.

1:05:40So we will get to a point what's called the longevity escape velocity. This was coined by Aubrey de Grey. So I think this is probably the most critical time in human history. So try not to die for the next 10 years. Well, a member of the McGroin army, Bump McGroin says, well, listen, my 401k will run out if I live to 150. Hey, Bump, I'm not even sure that's the case. Go watch some of the videos of Elon Musk talking about robotics and AI in the future, how productivity, in other words, the stuff we produce, medicines, housing, cars, is going to get so cheap that what you considered a luxurious gift 20 years ago, whatever, a Cadillac Escalade, is going to be like the shittiest car on the block now because technology is going to get so cheap.

1:06:32I'm not even sure that's the case. I don't know, man. I'm just an optimist for the future. Smile, man. It's a Friday. It's also time for some Make America Funny Again stuff. You know, we got Democrats Zen coming up in a minute. However, is this real? Help me on the chat. Is this real, guys? I saw this online. I don't know if this is real or not, but did you see the guy behind Trump, President Trump at the Trump rally? This was going all over the internet yesterday. Put this on, like, give it a little box next to me here. Watch, check this guy out behind Donald Trump. This is real. This is hilarious.

1:07:07If not, it's damn good either way. Check this out. of our country and Americans are working today more so than ever before. We have more jobs today than we've ever had. This is what this skirmish we have with the Islamic Republic of Iran. And I call it that because let me tell you, they're getting hit so hard. Someone get that guy some tea and grumpets, man. That is hilarious. But he's got the mannerisms down. If you're watching or listening on Apple and Spotify, please check it out here. Again, before we get to our winner of the day, our winner from last week, our comment of the day, excuse me, and our winner from last week, producer Jim, who we love over at the radio show.

1:07:48And hopefully we're going to have some big announcements coming forward about even more stuff, doomers and gloomers. You can pee in your diapers, claw at your faces. Now, he loves these, but I don't see them before the show. It's the one component of the show they surprise me. Do we need a language alert? Let me just give it a language alert in advance, even though I haven't seen it. Because last time they told me, no, the guy dropped like 10 F-bombs. This is that peaceful Democrat Zen moment we leave you with on Friday. Again, I'll be out next week. Sean Farish will be in. Sean will be launching with us August 17th, 1 p.m.

1:08:19Eastern time. Sean Farish live. Go to Bongino.com slash Sean, S-H-A-W-N. You can follow him on all the platforms, Rumble, Spotify, Apple. Give him a follow. Support the next generation of talent. He's it. But the older generation of talent is me and producer Jim. And here is Jim's Democrat Zen moment of the day and week. Check this out. Your Democrat Zen moment of the day. A peaceful moment to center your mind. Get the fuck out of my face! Get the fuck out of my face! Glad we gave the language alert on that man. Justin's like, I'm not sure. How are you not sure? Did you even watch the clip? Probably.

1:09:03Language alert. I don't know. The lady doesn't say anything that's not an expletive in there. Oh, okay. All right. I'll give him a pass. For Bongino Army folks in the chat, I know you love the producers too. They said, listen, to be fair, this was cut like a week ago because last week it was like a somber kind of front. We didn't have time for them, so he didn't know. But yeah, that's why we give a preemptive language alert. All right. First, do you want to do the winner first? Week two winner? Let's do that. The week two winner of our 1776 live club who will win$1 ,776 is Star Wars fan 1977. Studio fireworks going off.

1:09:49Don't set off the fire alarm. The halon, he said, these aren't the illegitimate votes you're looking for. Of course, after discussing Donald Trump's speech Thursday night. Star Wars fan, congratulations. Star Wars fan 1977 I know your presence in the chat with Lynn and Jeff and the McGroins and all the other and Anita and all the other great speak the loyal folks out there watch the show every day thank you for giving us really the honor of being one of the top podcasts in America we appreciate it and that was week two's winner the comment of the day for today is that clicking sound means put up the comment of the day okay good can't find McGroin he's McGroin's he can't find it look Sal the Bogino show will continue there should be a spell check in these days can't find we're with you though I do it myself I'll just add the end the Bongino show will continue until morale improves if you're a P1 by the way you get all this stuff if you're not you may be missing it which should incentivize you to watch even more we always used to laugh about that shirt I saw at Great Adventure when I was a kid it's a Six Flags park.

1:11:02I don't know. I was like 10 years old. The guy had a shirt on. The beatings will continue until morale improves. That's socialism. The Baguino show will continue until morale improves. Coming from Dan Baguino. It was Bongiorno and my grandparents changed it when they get over here because they thought it sounded too Italian. You think they would have changed it to like Burns or something. Bongino. Like you can put that on a pizza place and it's totally believable. I used to, I love my grandparents. They'd be like, grandma, what's the deal? Like You couldn't find a different... Because remember, the Italians were discriminated against back then.

1:11:33They went through a lot. They were hardcore. All right. Again, put up the picture of Sean. Sean Farish. Help him out. Follow him on X. August 17th, 1 p.m. Bongino.com slash Sean. You can always check out Haley. Part of the family as well. Rumble.com slash Haley. Live at noon. Vince, every day. The king of morning podcasting. Rumble.com slash Vince. 8 a.m. Eastern time every single day. Please download the Rumble app. We would really appreciate it. It is free. You can watch the show live. Jump in the 1776 contest. See official rules at Bongino.com slash 1776. You can watch it on your smart TV. And you can go to the web rumble.com slash Bongino.

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