Chaos, Crime, and Consequences (Ep. 2561)

25:13Shawn Farash:I'm pretty sure we could at least. Hypothesize. You know, a motive if a Jewish guy and an Asian guy are stabbed by a guy yelling Allahu Akbar, I'm pretty sure. radical Islamic terror? Maybe that's a... I don't know. Is that out of the realm of possibilities? This is New York City that we're talking about. I mean, look at the mayor. The media is a joke. And that's why I love what Donald Trump did at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Did you see some of these clips from the White House Correspondents' Dinner over the weekend? You know, the dinner got rescheduled. Why'd it get rescheduled? Do you remember why that dinner got rescheduled, Brennan?

26:01Shawn Farash:Which one? The White House Correspondents' Dinner. No. Yeah, they tried to kill Trump a couple months ago. Remember that lunatic who ran in and tried to shoot at Trump, and he got shot? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do remember that. That crazy guy from California who's like a teacher, right? Teacher? Why don't teachers never do things like that? Oh, yes, they do. I mean, there are some good teachers, but a lot of them are left-wing lunatics. They're teaching your kids. All right, so Donald Trump was at the White House Correspondents' at dinner, which is great because he's full of a room. It's a room full of people who like, don't like him, even though without him, they'd have nothing to talk about.

26:37Shawn Farash:You know, they focus on him 24 seven, but they say they don't like him, but they secretly love him because if they don't talk about him, they don't get ratings. Right. If they talk about anything else, they don't get ratings. It's got to be anti-Trump, anti-Trump. They were like, remember CNN? Oh, we're doing an in-depth investigation into algae in the reflecting pool. Right. It was like, what? Google what they said. Not that. Algae! There it is. That's the leftist screaming algae. Let's go! Let's go! There you go. Hey, CNN was on scene. We're on scene at the reflect. They were like, it was like this breaking surf.

27:12Shawn Farash:We're on scene at the reflecting pool. The algae is advancing. It's like they were purporting on like a battle. Or like football. You know, they have a, all right, third down and 12. The quarterback lines up in the shotgun, drops back to pass, looks left, looks right, throws deep down the field. Left side, it's caught on the sideline. What a grab. They were reporting on it. They even got an algae expert to come down. We said, you got the action shot? Boys, you got the action shot? Look at all the algae in the water. We're going to send it off for tests. No in-depth, by the way, exposés about the fraud in Minnesota, leering centers, the border, the crime that was being committed by these illegal aliens coming across the border.

27:52Shawn Farash:None of that. But algae in the reflecting pool, that's what it is. Why? Because the story makes Trump look bad, right? Oh, you can't get the algae under control, right? So this is a room full of people that has no choice but to talk about Trump, because if they don't talk about Trump, people aren't going to watch. And so that's what they do. Trump equals ratings. Well, here's Trump. He's got them all in front of him. And he started immediately with some amazing... This guy is one of the best trolls. He's one of the best trolls in history. and he trolled Caitlin Collins, who, you know, I've always thought she kind of looks a little like a dude, a little bit.

28:29Shawn Farash:And then Scott Pressler was out there. He would comment on her picture saying, this is not me, right? And I'm like, oh gosh, that's bad. So he trolled, Donald Trump trolled Caitlin Collins and didn't just say that Caitlin Collins looks like a man, but said that Caitlin Collins looked like a, Look like Dylan Mulvaney. Can we play this? This is this one made my day. But I want to personally congratulate CNN's Caitlin Callens on receiving her award. It was all about me. It's a fake. She shouldn't get the award. It was a fake, but I didn't mind. I said, Caitlin, congratulations. But it was fake. There's no question about it.

29:14But she's a young, attractive woman. She never smiles. I said, Caitlin, do you ever smile? Smile. You have a nice position. You're at CNN fake news. You should be a happy person. So smile, Caitlin, just smile. But we attack. And I thought Caitlin had really made it big with a major new sponsorship. But then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can. It was Dylan Mulvaney and Dylan Mulvaney cost but like$35 million in market cap. That was the worst commercial ever made, by the way, for those few people that want to hear that. Most people don't care, but I would. I wouldn't want to hire Dylan anytime soon.

30:01Shawn Farash:Oh, my goodness. You know, and there are people, oh, Donald Trump is picking on a woman. No, he's such a massage. Shut up. Shut up. All of you, zip the lip, okay? These people have called him Hitler. They've accused him of being a rapist. They have said the most vile things. Well, he deserves it. No, he doesn't. He's a human being just like you. And you know what? You can only, first of all, this guy's from Queens, New York. You're not going to mess with this guy for a long time without him punching back. That's number one. All right, number two. It's funny. Caitlin Collins looks like Dylan Mulvaney.

30:45Shawn Farash:You can't dispute it. It's not one of those things that's up for debate. Caitlin Collins resembles Dylan Mulvaney very closely. I think he posted on Truth Social yesterday the Mulvaney thing where she's holding the beer but Caitlin Collins' face instead of Dylan Mulvaney. I guess it's pretty close. I scrolled through it a couple times thinking that it was actually Mulvaney. It's great. I mean, if there's a group of people that deserves to be clowned endlessly and shamed endlessly like that, it's the mainstream media. This group fell for the Russia hoax. Maybe they didn't fall for it because that sounds like they're innocent.

31:27Shawn Farash:A lot of them were willing participants in the Russia hoax. And then like a gajillion hoaxes after that. And gajillion is not even a real number. But they fell for it. They pushed it. They were willing participants in it. Okay? Think. Russia hoax. Let's go down. Let's go down a list of our... I'm going to use the live chat here. Let's go down some of our favorite hoaxes. Let's go down a list of some of our favorite hoaxes that the mainstream media pushed. The Russia hoax, the fine people hoax was good. Where's my Trump head? Very fine people on both sides, right? Except the white nationalists, the neo-Nazis, and the white supremacists.

32:06Shawn Farash:We don't want to deal with that. He said, like, he condemns them totally. Right? So like, so the fine people hoax, the Russia hoax, what else we got? I'm watching the chat, watching the chat, looking, looking, it's moving really quick on my suckers and losers. That's right. The Atlantic member suckers and losers. He said that Donald Trump called veterans suckers and losers. That never happened. What else? Masks work fiery, but mostly peaceful. That was a good one. That was a great one. Remember CNN? Action shot again. Instead of being in front of the reflecting pool with a cup full of algae, they were standing in front of an auto zone on fire.

32:40Shawn Farash:Oh, we are here. It's a fiery, but it's a mostly peaceful. The auto zone is burning down behind you. Who are you fooling? By the way, go in front of a building that's not burning down and push the fiery, but mostly peaceful narrative. Dumb. Russia, Russia, Russia. Y2K, that's a throwback. I'm still, I'm still. Charlottesville. That's the fine people hoax. Stormy Daniels, January 6th, safe and effective. Yeah, I like that one. Remember the bloodbath hoax? The bloodbath hoax. Donald Trump is calling for blood in the streets. Donald Trump said there would be an economic bloodbath if he didn't win the election.

33:20Shawn Farash:He's calling for blood in the streets. Wrong. Baskets of deplorables. That wasn't necessarily a hoax. The border is secure. Good one. PP tape. That's the Russia hoax, right? That's the, oh, drink bleach. Lady Mustang in the chat. I'm reading this here. Lady Mustang, beautiful person. We love that. Drink bleach. Donald Trump never said to drink bleach. And they were like, he's accusing people. He's telling people to drink bleach to cure COVID. Never said that. He was talking about a promising treatment, though, where they actually inject UV, like ultraviolet, because sunlight is the greatest disinfectant.

33:58Shawn Farash:It's the cliche, but it's true. and it clears viruses and bacteria from your body. But he said disinfectant. So they thought, you know, chug Lysol. Remember the lady who killed her husband with the fish tank cleaner? He was talking about hydroxychloroquine. So she fed him chloroquine phosphate. Well, Donald Trump said, Donald Trump never said to drink fish tank cleaner. And then it says the best part. I looked up the item that she fed him. On the bottle, it says not for human consumption. So what did she do? She fed it to her husband because she wanted to kill him. And she blamed Trump. Okay. Epstein's a good one.

34:33Shawn Farash:Yep, that's a hoax. Not that nothing happened with Epstein, but that Donald Trump was somehow involved. Trump grabbed the steering wheel. That was a good... I am not going to say that name, though, because that's just a crazy name. Oh, my God. Yeah, but Trump grabbed the steering wheel. Yep, that's funny. Ukraine quid pro quo. That was a good one. That was a really good one. Oh, my gosh. Look at all these hoaxes. Covington High School. I forgot about Covington High School. Yeah, Nick Sandman. That's right. That's right. Laptop. Faked his assassination. There it is. And then, of course, Dragon Aura says, Sean Ferris, you rock.

35:08Shawn Farash:I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you so much. All right. Eating the cats and dogs. Tylenol and S-hole country. Yes. Yeah, look at that. I forgot about the Tylenol hoax. All right. All right, let's move on to another clip from the White House Correspondents Center. We kind of lost the plot, but the chat's on fire today, so thank you so much. 35 ,000 people here right now. Beautiful people. Everybody take this link, share it on your social medias. Right now, you got to do it. If you don't do it, we're going to deport you. You're getting deported. You're going to go to a third world country. We're going to send you to Haiti.

35:37Right?

35:37Shawn Farash:With all the TPS, we're going to talk about it. I'm going to send you to Haiti. You don't want to do that. We don't want to do that. Thank you so much for being here, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. All right. Let's move on to the next one. We kind of got a little lost there. It's called the weave. Let's weave right back. Here's Trump. By the way, who is one of Donald Trump's least favorite senators right now? Shifty Schiff, right? Shifty Adam Schiff. Remember when I left him a voicemail? I can't believe I actually did that. I left him, you can go on my YouTube channel, YouTube.com, I don't know what the thing is.

36:05Shawn Farash:Just search Sean Farish Adam Schiff. You'll probably find it. All right? I left him a voicemail as Trump after he got censured, but I recorded it and posted it immediately because if I didn't and he fell for it, it could have actually got Donald Trump in trouble. And I said, you're a watermelon head, you're a pencil neck, you're a nasty person. So here's Adam Schiff. Donald Trump actually clowning Adam Schiff at the White House Correspondents. Let's roll this one. This is a great one. You got Trump and Schiff. He clowns all over Pennsylvania. Watermelon. The association decided not to have a comedian, so they considered using Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon.

36:43These guys, they're terrible. They're terrible. Stephen Colbert. These are people without talent. They get a lot. They have talent. You know who has talent? Their agent, getting them the money they get. They have no talent, but they are not comedians. They're not funny people. They're angry people. They're sick people. But the association really put on a big show and they have somebody very special. I look forward to seeing him. And so they thought about going with a professional clown for entertainment. But Adam Shifty Schiff was not available. You know, he's known I call them. I hate some people.

37:19You know, I shouldn't say that. I'm not supposed to hate. I'm supposed to love everybody. But he's a terrible person. He's a liar. And I called him watermelon head because he's the largest head I've ever seen with the smallest neck, pencil neck. How does that big, fat, ugly head stand on a little pencil, pencil, pencil neck? And then I'm told that even Rosie O'Donnell reached out from Ireland. She really wanted to be here in order to honor me. She loves me very much and she was desperate to come back to the united states and pay her respect to donald j trump but that didn't work out unfortunately because nobody wanted her to come back

38:03Shawn Farash:by the way i talked to the president the prime minister of ireland i said if you send rosie back we're going to tariff you five thousand percent per pound that's a lot you don't want to deal with that. That's a lot. But he said to me, sir, you have to take Rosie back, sir. She's eating us at a house and home. She's causing another potato famine, sir. You have to take Rosie back. And he said, we're going to send her back. I said, you can't do that. If you do that, we're hitting you with tariffs, the likes of which nobody's 5 ,000 % profound, the likes of which nobody's ever seen before. I love this Adam Schiff stuff.

38:38Shawn Farash:I love making fun. He does have a big head. Have you seen that head? It is a watermelon, quite literally a watermelon propped up on a pencil. It's great. This is a pen, by the way, not an actual bullet, so don't even want to get mad. Brennan got me this years ago. It's cool. It says, we have the people on it. It's pretty cool. All right. Last but not least, Donald Trump trolls. Donald Trump trolls about the 2028 election. All right. He trolled about it. he's got his Trump 2028 hat I have one as well after this cut I want you to think in the live chat use your noggins okay give me some finn noggin right use the noggins use those noodles and some of you know if you know you know and if you don't know then you know know maybe you know maybe you don't know I don't know am I doing good maybe I'll fill in for Candace next I'm only kidding I don't want to do that although that's easier because then you can just make stuff up and not actually have to do real prep.

39:39Shawn Farash:You could just make things up. Egyptian planes, you could just make things up. Think of what the loophole is that Donald Trump is going to use to run in 2028. And while you think of that, enjoy Donald Trump trolling the media. Listen to how quiet the room gets when he says, I'm going to run for it. It's quiet because they think he's serious. They don't understand. They think he's a dictator. He's a king. Let's roll this, Donald Trump. Trump 2028 from the White House Correspondents We are all doing good together. That's why tonight to show just how much I care about the press. And I want to save your ratings.

40:16I'm pleased to announce my intention to, and this is somewhat of a scoop, my intention to run for a fourth term as president of the United States. I will be doing that. I will be having an official. In fact, I think I have. I won three times. Now I'm going to do it again. Thank you. I'm going to do it. It should be easy. I'm getting very good at running for president. Now I won three times. Did very well the second time, by the way. It's a rigged election, but we don't have to talk about it. You know, it's interesting when you come back and you do a good job like we did and you don't care about it so much.

40:58But we do have to tighten up these elections because they really are in seriously bad shape.

41:02Shawn Farash:But there is Muttley's all over the chat right now. Muttley's everywhere. And I see some people who know the loophole. It's the best loophole. Look at all these Muttley's. There's Muttley's all over the place, all over. And I see some people saying it, the loophole that Donald Trump, look how fast this chat is moving. That is out of control. How is that even possible? Look at it. That's out of control. Okay. I saw some people before this avalanche took place. Holy smokes. Saying Donna J. Trump. Yes. That is the loophole. I folks I self praise Stinks as Dan says but I am a genius I found the best This is insanity I'm going to like literally Have a seizure staring at this I got it Donna J.

42:00Shawn Farash:Trump My fellow Americans I made a video of this I'm going to remix it here My fellow Americans it is my complete total honor To announce that I'm giving my endorsement to a highly respected woman who's going to be running for president in 2028. Her name is Donna Juliet Trump. Donna, she's tremendous. I have to say that. And she's a fantastic woman. She has long flowing hair. And, you know, they said, beautiful. What is the word? A lot of people call them gozungas, right? They say, sir. I said, it's ma 'am. You're not supposed to do that. I am transitioning to Donna and running for president in 2028 because if you call me Donald, it's called dead naming.

42:44Shawn Farash:You can't do that. Isn't that not brilliant? He should try it. Why not at the end of his term? Maybe not now, but like towards the end of his term. Try it, right? And because the point is not to actually take it seriously. The point is to show everyone how ridiculous it is. No, you can't just identify as a woman And now you're a new person Donna We love Donna Donna's a beautiful woman, she's fantastic She's got a Brazilian butt lift, it's incredible She's a fantastic person She's smart, she's talented, she's highly respected She sounds like me, but she looks a little different She wears beautiful red, MAGA red, ruby red lipstick Donna Trump, 2028 She's going to do a fantastic job And she has my complete and total endorsement.

43:37Shawn Farash:They say to me, sir, you can't say that. It's ma 'am. You have to use my preferred pronouns. Madam President are my preferred pronouns. Donna Trump. Who on the left is going to argue with that? He's making a mockery. You're a mockery. This whole thing is a mockery. So a guy can pretend he's a girl and go swimming in a swimming pool and steal the championship away from women? But Donald Trump can't identify as Donna and run for another term? Why not? You're telling me it's a brand new identity. It's a brand new person. I'm just playing by your rules. Unless, of course, your rules are BS and they're not real and you're just using it for, you know, power and an attempt to, you know, mobilize voters.

44:23Shawn Farash:Is that what it is? Maybe. Maybe. All right. Holy cow. The first female transgender president, Donna. Donna Juliette Trump. I'm all about it. You know? She's a beautiful person. They call her, they say, ma 'am, you're a smoke show, ma 'am.

44:45Shawn Farash:You're a 10. You're an 11 when you think about it. Unbelievable. Donna. We love Donna. All right. I posted it on my ex account yesterday just to have some fun because the 2028 thing was in the news. So I had to play around with it. All right. Let's take a quick break. We got to get to a quick word from our friends over at SuperShore. SuperShore. All right, we love SuperShore. Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something. When you sign your insurance policy, for some brokers, that's the finish line. Handshake, commission, done. You may not hear from them again until it's time for renewal. Your business runs all year, and so do the gaps and the risks.

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46:39Shawn Farash:I'm sprinting hard on an incline and all of a sudden I hear it. I start laughing and it throws my breath off. So you guys are going to kill me with that, with the nothing is happening. This is a lot of people that here it is. Here it is. Yeah. Nothing is happening. I love it. Yeah. Nothing is happening file. All right. So I don't know where this one came from. There's been this thought that like, there's no mass deportations happening. And I guess it was because we're in this like microwave your steak generation where if it doesn't happen right now, it's not happening. right it's like but you wouldn't microwave your steak just to cook your steak faster right you want to go low and slow i made a roast beef last night the likes of which you would not believe it's so good the meat was melting like butter so good but i cooked it low and slow you don't microwave your steak you you cook it you use your you know you put a little time into it your due diligence just because your steak's not done fast doesn't mean you're not going to eventually eat it but this whole idea like, oh, there's no mass deportations happening.

47:52Shawn Farash:Well, that's, that's not true. Okay. Mark Wayne Mullen, you love them, hate them. Some people don't like them, whatever. I have my issues with some of the things that he says and some of the reactions. That's fine. But according to Mark Wayne Mullen, up until this point, 900 ,000, this is what the department of Homeland security have put out 900 ,000 involuntary deportations have taken place. You go, that's not enough. I know because there's like 40 million of them in the country on the high side. Although I saw somebody being sensational online going, there's 96 million. It's like, why does the number keep going up?

48:28Shawn Farash:It's because we keep doing the deportations and you keep shifting the goalposts. It's not enough. I want them all out. Trust me. I'm with you. It's one of the biggest problems facing our country. And it's the source of a lot of the issues, source of a lot of crime, source of affordability issues. You know, you have when you add 30, 40 million people, even if you go low side, 10 to 20 million people to the demand side of the supply demand equation. You're going to see costs rise. It's that's just, you know, it's economics 101 supply and demand. The more demand, the higher the cost, the less demand and greater supply, the lower the cost.

49:02Shawn Farash:Right. So 900 ,000 involuntary deportations. These are the people that ICE, they apprehended. They stuck them in the Trump apult and they flung them across the border. Involuntary deportations. Then you have the voluntary deportations. Those don't count. Why don't those count? They're not here. It's over 3 million. So if you're saying we're over 3 million voluntary deportations, i.e. self-deportations, and 900 ,000 involuntary deportations, right? Trump-a-pult, that's almost 4 million people. Are you going to tell me that's not a lot of people? Are you going to tell me that that's nothing? Now, granted, I know we have like 10x that amount, 40 million, but 4 million people not being in the country anymore after a year and a half is pretty good, okay?

49:55Shawn Farash:That's a lot of people. Is it enough? No. Should we stop there? No. But is it nothing? Also no. But one of the big ones was that Supreme Court ruling a couple weeks ago where ICE, sorry, not ICE, where temporary protected status for those Haitians, right, that was ruled that it could be, you know, revoked. And it was revoked. And now they're all, you know, in the country illegally. And everyone was upset that like 300 ,000 people didn't get deported overnight. First of all, how do you plan on getting rid of 300 ,000 people overnight when you're already spread thin as it is? But folks, you got to understand these things take time.

50:39Shawn Farash:There is a process to follow. And so just because it didn't happen within the first 90 minutes of the Supreme Court ruling doesn't mean it's not going to happen at all. So here we go on Red State. Jennifer Oliver O 'Connell. Ice mounts operation to remove TPS Haitians from the United States. And now you're going to see everybody who was bitching and moaning. Oh, now they're going to let the Haitians stay. They're going to pretend like they never said that. It's like Alex Jones and one of his, you know, quote unquote friends. April 2nd, 2022. We got information that Kash Patel is going to be fired today.

51:14Shawn Farash:High level sources. We all know who that high level source was. I called him the glory hole gangsters, a nasty person. I don't know. It's July 27th. I don't know where we are. There were like 120 todays since they said that Kash Patel was being fired today. Still not fired. Anyone want to hold them accountable? By the way, I know that Alex Jones used to sell a lot of supplements. If you bought supplements from an obese guy, that's an issue in and of itself. It's not working for him. It ain't going to work for you. Monday marks the termination of temporary protected status. That's today. Happy termination day.

51:49Shawn Farash:So everybody who was hyperventilating over the fact that TPS recipients weren't being deported didn't even know that their status wasn't revoked yet. It's officially revoked today. Monday marks the termination of TPS status for Haitians and Syrians. Reports from Fox News and CBS News indicate immigration and customs enforcement has formulated plans for focused operation to ensure the removal of TPS Haitians from the interior. Areas of particular focus include Indiana, South Florida, and of course, Ohio. Ohio, Springfield, Ohio, it's with the cats and dogs. We love the cats and dogs. We love cats.

52:28Shawn Farash:We love dogs. They were eating them. You're not supposed to do that. We don't want to see them do that. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement plans to dramatically ramp up operations to locate and arrest Haitian nationals whose TPS status is expected to end imminently. Multiple federal sources told Fox News the expanded operation is expected to begin as soon as this week. But I was told nothing, nothing was happening because in June, the Supreme Court issued its decision in Mullen versus Doe, holding that most non-constitutional, i.e. statutory challenges to TPS terminations cannot even be heard by federal courts.

53:06Shawn Farash:So they made the ruling in June. The TPS status doesn't actually expire until today. So you couldn't get rid of them up until now. Now their TPS status is gone. And now you know that now we learned that ICE is going after them. Are any of the people who are saying, no, the Haitians are going to be able to stay? Are any of those people going to come back and say, whoops, I read that one wrong? Of course not. They're going to pivot and go to the next thing to whine about. You ever notice, by the way, that these whiners, all they focus on is negative. Not one of them has focused on stopping the communist spread in the United States.

53:36Shawn Farash:Not one. I don't see any of the cultists. I don't know what's going on with Candace Owens right now and these people. They now are demanding to know the location of where Charlie Kirk is buried as if they have the right to that information. Do you understand that you don't have the right to that information? No. Yes, we do. He was a public figure. But he was a private citizen. You have no, like, the level of entitlement, that's why I say they're leftists, the level of entitlement you must have to demand that you know where his body is buried. As if some of you insane maniacs wouldn't dig the body up because you're in pursuit of evidence.

54:20Shawn Farash:You know it. I actually had one of these guys on X. Oh, the body is evidence, which means you would dig it up.

54:29wackos.

54:30Shawn Farash:It's nobody's right but the family to know where that body is buried. By the way, Dale Earnhardt, the great race car driver, his body is buried in a private location. Well, it's on his family estate in Morrisville. Oh, that's just what you've been told. So you believe the official narrative? You see how I can play the same game too? And I'll play it better than you. I haven't even started to play the game better than they have. I had these guys, Dale Earnhardt wasn't assassinated. Oh, oh, that's what you believe. You must be regurgitating Fed slop if you believe the official Dale Earnhardt narrative.

55:06Shawn Farash:You see how I can play the same dumb game as them?

55:12Shawn Farash:You don't have the right to know where Charlie Kirk's body is buried. Yeah, sure, you have the right to ask the question, but you don't have the right to demand the information. And that's what you people are doing. That family shouldn't tell anybody where that body is buried because you know what the left is going to do. They're going to defile the grave site. The whole idea is to rest in peace. It's impossible if maniacs know where the body is.

55:37Shawn Farash:So the nothing is happening crowd swing and a miss right here on the TPS Haitians situation. All right, on to the next one. Because deportation and immigration is an issue that I care. Look at this guy's hair, by the way. This Breitbart article. 260 criminal aliens arrested in Houston in the first half of July. Houston, Texas. Everything's bigger in Texas, except Chris Christie. He can't get bigger than he already is. I call him a gas giant. You look at him. Somebody threw a tomato at him. He's still going around in orbit. It's Brennan's favorite one. The tomato. She goes, I love the tomato. They threw a tomato at him.

56:17Shawn Farash:Here's a moon now. You look at him. Here's a moon. Houston, Texas. Amidst the turmoil surrounding the shooting of a Mexican national in Houston earlier this month. Officers of ICE. ICE, baby. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Removal Operations. Their branch continues to arrest and remove criminal aliens from the streets of the Bayou City. Houston from July 1st through 15th. ERO officers arrested nearly 260 criminal aliens. Now, mind you, when they say criminal aliens, they're talking about illegal aliens who have committed more than just the crime of entering the country illegally, 8 U.S.

56:58Shawn Farash:Code Section 1325, improper entry by alien. Because in my view, and in the eyes of the law, if you entered the country illegally, 8 U.S. Code Section 1325, five, you're already a criminal. The very first thing you've done breaking and entering into the country is a crime. It's a misdemeanor. It's a felony if you do it twice after being removed. Ice officials revealed to Breitbart, Texas, that Houston ERO officers arrested 259 criminal aliens in the Houston metropolitan area during the first two weeks of July. Here we go. We'll go through a list of some names, shall we? Those arrested included dangerous gang members, including members of MS-13.

57:34Shawn Farash:Serenios-13. Tango Blast. Tango Blast. That sounds like fun. Sounds like an ice cream flavor. Tango Blast. Paisas. Southwest Cholos. That's your song, Lean, right? Southwest Cholos. I wonder if they lean like a cholo. Oh, I love leaning like a cholo. Brown Pride Locos. This is the... Remember the milks? Remember that? Oh, the milks. The leches. The leches, yeah. Mara 18 and the Tiny Boys. You're the gang called the tiny boy. Officials noted the 259 criminal aliens entered the U.S. illegally a total of 535 times as a group. They had a combined total of 642 arrests. These include more than 400 offenses that either harmed Americans, residents, or endangered public safety.

58:20Shawn Farash:ICE officials told Breitbart that the 642 criminal convictions included charges of 11 total sex offenses, four child sex offenses, 70 aggravated assault, assault, or battery convictions. Not accusations. Convictions. 77 burglary, robbery, or theft convictions. 11 drug trafficking convictions. 1 kidnapping conviction. 3 sex trafficking convictions. 10 hit-and-run convictions. 20 convictions for weapons-related offenses. Where's the left? Gun control. 56 convictions for resisting arrest, fleeing from law enforcement, escape, or obstructing law enforcement. 5 making terroristic threats convictions.

59:00Shawn Farash:130 DWI convictions, including six hit-and-run DWIs, three aliens convicted of four DWIs, seven aliens convicted of three DWIs, 12 aliens convicted of two DWIs, 10 trespassing convictions, 11 alien smuggling convictions, 13 domestic violence convictions, 19 forgery and fraud convictions, and 41 possession of a controlled substance convictions. Those are the all of that was 260 people. 260 people were responsible for all of what I just read to you. How on earth do you think that keeping those folks in our country makes our country safer? And it's the truth. That's how the Democrats think. Tim Walls last week or two weeks ago came out and there was that child sex offender that he pardoned to try and shield him from deportation.

59:55Shawn Farash:And by the way, who's protecting pedophiles again? You literally pardoned a child sex offender because he's an illegal alien. He didn't want to deport it. And he said, well, I don't know how getting rid of him makes our community safer. He's a child sex offender. Now he's no longer in your in your state. By default, it's an addition by subtraction. Your state is now safer because that monster is not there anymore. All those crimes I just read to you. 260 people were responsible for all of that. And there are people, no, ICE, abolish ICE. Abolish ICE? No, we're not going to abolish ICE. Sorry. We're not going to do that.

1:00:49All right.

1:00:51Shawn Farash:Speaking of abolishing ICE, I'm going to skip the Bernie and the Plattner stuff Because the Bernie and the Plattner stuff It's not really too relevant He's going to be sad Well I mean I'll give her a little Bernie We've got to calibrate my Bernie Oligarchy I do not regret Endorsing Graham Plattner Even though he has A Nazi tattoo I don't have a Nazi tattoo I do have three houses Remember he used to campaign against the millionaires and billionaires. Now he's a millionaire. Now it's the billionaires and trillionaires when he becomes a billionaire, the trillionaires and the quadrillionaires. It is not a problem to have three houses.

1:01:34Shawn Farash:It is only a problem if you have four. Then he's going to have his fourth house and it's going to be five. You know, he moves the goalpost. So I'm not going to go through the Bernie and the Plattener stuff, but I mentioned abolishing ice. And I want to put a bow on this, round it all off and show you exactly what we are fighting against. It's one thing to highlight the issues, highlight the quote unquote detractors on our side. They're not on our side. The doomers, the black pillars, the candy cultists, the, you know, the podcast, the Stan crew, all of that. These people who hate Jews, it's their whole identity is hating Jews.

1:02:14I made,

1:02:15Shawn Farash:I kid you not, the Donna post I made yesterday, I had somebody, you're a shill for Israel. It has nothing to do with Israel. You're a shill for Israel. I said, you're a national embarrassment. Your parents are probably siblings. And they don't. And then I put in parentheses and said, I'm implying that you're a product of incest. Just so you know. And as Dan loves to say, they, you know, your parents don't admit they have any living children. They're ashamed of These people will bring it up no matter what it is. They're the real Israel first. It's the first thing they ever bring up. Like, look at Massey, by the way, in May, in Kentucky.

1:02:52Shawn Farash:Oh, the Jews rigged the election. No, they didn't. You campaigned about a foreign country instead of campaigning about the issues that matter to your district, dummy. The way was he, stupid. You think the people in Kentucky's, what is it, Kentucky's fourth congressional district care about Netanyahu? They care about what you're going to do for them. Talk about them. Don't talk about another country. Anyway, I don't want to get down that road. I want to play this cut from the DSA chair. She was on, I think it was Shannon Bream on Fox News. Folks, they're open about it. Last time I did a fill-in, I remember Justin kept playing this cut.

1:03:26Shawn Farash:I mean, our goal is liberation. Our goal is communism. Our goal is that they're open about it. They're not hiding it anymore. Listen to the Democrat Socialists of America Party platform. And before anyone tells me, oh, that's not representative of all Democrats. Yes, it is. There is no such thing as a moderate Democrat anymore. I don't want to hear from one of you guys and gals in Michigan or Wisconsin or North Carolina or Georgia. Oh, no, no, no. The guy I'm voting for is a moderate. Moderate Democrats are hostages. Okay? They are passengers. They are not drivers of the party. They are hostages.

1:04:07Shawn Farash:They are along for the ride. They're just hoping they don't get taken out next. Look at what they did to Dan Goldman. Dan Goldman was one of the leading drivers of the Trump impeachment hoaxes. They got him out. They primaried him out because he's Jewish and supports Israel. Or, I don't know, wasn't anti-Israel enough. You've got lunatics like Daria Lisa Avila Chevalier who says the United States deserve 9-11. And there are no mainstream Democrats calling this out. They are hostages. Some of them have Stockholm Syndrome. That's the same thing, you know, when you love your captor. By the way, that describes these fans of podcastistan, like, perfect.

1:04:54Shawn Farash:We think for ourselves, really? It seems like you think however Candace and Tucker Carlson tell you how to think. You don't think for yourself. You wait for marching orders from your queen bee. You don't realize this, but you're a slave and you love your captor. What have they done for you? What have they done for you? Nothing. What have these socialists done for you? Where's the results from Omdani's New York City? They're not there. We deliver results. No, you don't. I want to run this cut because I've only teased it for the last hour of the Democrat Socialists of America chair on Fox News, laying out the party platform for all of you to see.

1:05:32Shawn Farash:This is cut and dry. This is no longer us having to decode, you know, lines of texts on Black Lives Matter website. Well, this could be parallel to Marx. This is open, honest, definitive, exactly what they stand for. Let's play it. We're going to put up on the screen a few of the things that are part of your platform. And I want to ask you, just give me sort of a true or false on these. Abolish the Senate. True. Okay. Replace the presidency and Supreme Court as we now know them. Yep. Abolish ICE. Absolutely. Abolish borders and give amnesty to anyone currently in the U.S. illegally. As a long-term plan, yep.

1:06:14Defund the Pentagon. absolutely abolish prisons at least in large part yeah again that is part of a long-term program yeah okay so no prisons uh government or public ownership of most large corporations yeah absolutely yeah yeah absolutely abolish prisons yeah we do the criminals yeah abolish borders yeah yeah definitely yeah yeah defund the pentagon

1:06:43Shawn Farash:yeah yeah we're definitely doing that it's not like you know China Russia North Korea they're pointing nukes at us but let's abolish the Pentagon you know the the group that's going to defend our homeland yeah abolish the presidency oh okay I guess then AOC's not going to run for president since we're abolishing the presidency guys guys alright and did you see that she filled up the screen that woman that was a you know oh oh oh oh she's got Han Solo on her wall at home solo do you see what we're up against do you see how unapologetic she was like yeah government control of major corporations yeah absolutely I mean our goal is liberation our goal is communism and you think there's moderates in the democrat party left what do you think James Carville is going to save you the raging Cajun I don't want that.

1:07:41Shawn Farash:He's so out of their minds. You think they're going to save you? That's who's in charge. That is who is in charge. Where is the DNC chair Ken Martin saying that's not what we stand for? He's MIA. Why? Why is he MIA? Because if he says that they'll come for him next. Frankenstein some people call him Frankenstein is out of the lab guys powers out in Jurassic Park the T-Rex is running wild and there is no putting that genie back in the bottle those are the people who are in charge of the Democrat Party don't tell me about moderates don't tell me oh well I'm not voting for that type of Democrat no matter who you vote for If there is a D next to that person's name, you are giving Jabba, who was just on your screen, you're giving her more power.

1:08:45Shawn Farash:You're giving the Democratic Socialists of America more power. Okay? Period. End of story. Every seat that is held by a Democrat is weight behind the snowball of communism rolling down that mountain heading right for your country. and it's getting bigger and bigger and bigger every time a Democrat gets elected. And in these midterms coming up, it's no different. I want to end with some fun. You know why? Because... That's the Michigan way. I love me some Haley Stevens. She is my favorite person. And I'm not going to vote for Haley Stevens. First of all, I don't live in Michigan. But she is just a bundle of silliness.

1:09:32Shawn Farash:All right. Okay. With the, yeah, we're going to do a little bit of joy, a little bit of enthusiasm, a little bit of energy, a little bit of stick to it because that's the Michigan way. That's the Michigan way. I mean, of all the, think of it, the iconic speeches in the United, in history, United States, right? Four score, four score and seven years ago. I said, Abe, don't go to that play. You don't want to do that. What happened? If I was president for scored seven years ago, Gettysburg address, we did a trans, we did a tremendous job. You have John F. Kennedy. We choose to go to the moon, right?

1:10:07Shawn Farash:It's not what you can do for your, it's not what your country can do for you. It's what you can do for your country, right? You know, Martin Luther King, I had a dream. Right? It was a great speech. Neil Armstrong got along very well with Neil. One small step for me, one huge leap for mankind. I said, Neil, you're supposed to say huge. He said, I'm going to say giant. Would have been better if you said huge. All the, Herb Brooks, miracle. Great moments are born from great opportunities, right? And then you get Haley Stevens. And she trumps them all. We'll do a little bit of joy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:10:43Shawn Farash:Hold on. Let me use my Haley Stevens button. Let me use my Haley. We're going to do a little bit of joy, a little bit of enthusiasm, a little bit of energy, and a little bit of sticking to them. Because that's the Michigan way. It's normally my Karen button, but it's now my Haley Stevens button. she doesn't like when we make fun of how she talks. Well, that is too damn bad because you talk funny. Okay. So just to, just to, to laugh our way out of, out of today's show, let's roll the latest from Haley Stevens, who I am now convinced is at least 30 % chipmunk. Roll it. Okay. Some of you have seen, you know, there's those cool kids on the internet.

1:11:27They're doing the cool kids. Some of them might be the coastal elites making fun of how I talk.

1:11:38Shawn Farash:Not okay. Not okay. Not okay. Says my governor. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. No, we're not making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. And what they don't know is I am your voice. and their jokes and their criticism only makes me fight harder.

1:12:08Christmas, Christmas time is near. Time for joy

1:12:15Shawn Farash:and time for tears. Right? Alvin and the Chipmunks. Oh my gosh. That's her. You're telling me she starts up, okay.

1:12:29Shawn Farash:you're making fun of michigan no i'm making fun of hayley stevens why am i making fun of hayley stevens that's the michigan way that's why i'm making fun because you're ridiculous we represent the lollipop guild all right and on a real note you saw who was standing to the left of her that was jim cliburn she's got cliburn's endorsement she's got uh gretchen whitmer's endorsement. August 4th is going to be a fascinating primary because you do have the split in the Democrat Party in Michigan. You've got the old guard, the establishment guard, still far left, Jim Clyburn, who, you know, goes by Kingmaker, by the way.

1:13:06Shawn Farash:I don't know if you know, he goes by Kingmaker. He was the reason why Biden won their nomination in 2020. It was Clyburn's endorsement ahead of the ahead of Super Tuesday. That basically forced the rest of the Democrats to drop out and coalesce behind Joe Biden to steal the nomination from Bernie Sanders. We'll see how much power he still has. Whitmer, I don't think she's not a force in the Democrat party, but Clyburn is. So you got Clyburn, Whitmer, establishment, old guard, still far left over there on the Democrat side for Haley Stevens. And then you got Pocahontas, chief spitting bull, right?

1:13:48Shawn Farash:Nasty person. Bernie Sanders, oligarchy, and the Democratic Socialists of America type, Hassan Piker, etc., behind Abdul Al-Sayed. We will see. It's a week from tomorrow. We will see how that primary shakes out. It's going to be very interesting to see. And it'll prove. I think Al-Sayed's going to win. Our buddy Chase Bowes, who's one of the best data analysts in the game. He thinks Al Saeed's going to win too. So I don't doubt Chase. We'll see. All right, that's going to do it for today. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much, Bongino Army, guys and gals. I appreciate you so much for being here.

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