"It Was Literally Made Up" (Ep. 2526)

31:05Like it's like the Battle of Agincourt, like the Hundred Years' War with the longbows. Why is that? Why wouldn't you defend against it or release your longbows first or get Joan of Arc out there? Why wouldn't you do that? Why are you waiting for them to kill you first? I can't understand this. Folks, the only thing that stopped the Democrats from shelving the filibuster and passing all kinds of radical crap with 51 instead of 60 votes were two Democrat senators. One was, they said they were independent, but they caucused with the Democrats. So forget, they ran as Democrats too. Now, guys, what happened?

31:48Let's go to our, just change up AI. Let's try Gemini, just so again, we're not accused of like any right-wing, let's go to a left-wing AI. What happened to Manchin, Joe Manchin from West Virginia, Virginia, excuse me, and Kyrsten Sinema and the filibuster from Arizona? Manchin, what are you typing in? Filibuster Sinema, no caps, of course. And what do they get? Former Senator Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema famously acted as primary defenders of the Senate filibuster, joining Republicans to block their own party's attempt to alter the 60 vote threshold. Now, you may say, well, Dan, that's great.

32:24You've got two Democrats slash independents, but Democrats who blocked dumping the filibuster. They're not there anymore. Sinema and Manchin are not in the Senate. The reason I put that after the Abdul El-Sayed, Malami McMorrow, Michigan Senate debate is because this crop of freaks on the Democrat side, Nazi tattoo platner, Talafrico six genders guy, and Abdul El-Sayed on buddies with Ahsan Piker, who get the most disgusting 9-11 comments you've ever seen, is because you really think they're going to stop from dumping the filibuster if they take control of the Senate? Seriously, are you smoking crack?

33:09Are you doing like magic mushrooms before the show? Why would you believe that? They are going to scrap the freaking filibuster. I saw this gem on X last week. Secretary of War Pete Hanks is doing a bang up job, but he was a great host at Fox. We were colleagues for a long time and friends. Love Pete. Pete had Talafrico on years ago when he was the Fox and Friends guy. Talafrico Listen to Talafrico Who's running for Senate in Texas now Because this guy has not changed his stripes at all Talking about I don't like voter ID and all this stuff You really believe this guy If he were to win in Texas over Ken Paxton Is going to protect the filibuster Dude, are you shitting me?

33:54They're already on the record Even in Texas Texans don't like voter Texans don't like voter ID That's like saying Texas don't like six shooters and barbecue Like are you crazy? Again, if you like OD'd on gummies or something, check this gem out with Pete and Tala Frico. This is great. Are you OK with voter ID? So voter ID is currently required in the state of Texas. I opposed having to have a driver's license to vote. How about having to send your ballot in? Should you have to prove who you are? Because that's what Democrats are opposing. Pete, I just said I oppose voter ID. Currently, it's a law in Texas, but I oppose that law because I think you don't need an ID.

34:29You oppose voter ID? You don't think the most sacred obligation of our republic? you should have to prove who you are in order to vote? So there are a lot of Texans, actually hundreds of thousands, who don't have a driver's license, who don't drive at all. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who can't? Do they have a Social Security number? Because according to this Republican law, you could put your last four digits of your Social Security number in as proof of who you are. Did they not? Help me out. Do those people not have Social Security numbers? And who are these people that can't get IDs? So, Pete, if you're talking about the bill that we're currently focused on, not past Texas law, What this bill is going to do is not only reduce voting hours, it's also going to empower these partisan poll watchers who are going to look over voters' shoulders and prevent them from exercising their God-given right.

35:10Partisan poll watchers, you mean the ones that weren't allowed in certain states at certain times in certain places, whether you agree with that or not? So Texas says maybe we should have partisan poll watchers on either side, Republicans and Democrats, right? It wouldn't just be Republicans. Do you remember a second ago when I talked about the big lie? This is exactly what I'm talking about. And the reason that so many folks believe in this country is because folks like you get on television every night and repeat the lie over and over again. We're not talking about that. You just went on national television and said you don't want voter ID revealing exactly what Democrats.

35:40And it's so condescending to say that people can't get identification. I think that was a hat tip to Overton News for pulling that. Forgive me. Hat tips are important. Put together the work on that. Folks, that's the new crop of candidates the Democrats are running. So even if you are a diehard establishment Republican senator, a guy who's an institutionalist, an old like John McCain type waiting for a better tomorrow or the halcyon days to come back or whatever, they're not coming back. You know, remember the movie Some of All Fears when the Russians hit us and they're debating whether they hit back and the guy's like, there shouldn't be a first strike.

36:25He's like, there already been a first strike. There's already been a first strike. They've already tried to dump the filibuster. They were saved from themselves by two Democrats in the Senate, Sinema and Manchin, who were not there. And the crop of candidates, Talafrico, Abdul Al-Sayed, or whatever his name, McMorrow, and the other ones, Platner Nazi tattoo guy Are even crazier than the people that left There's already been a first strike What are you waiting for? Now folks, I promise you Let's hope they don't win the Senate back in the midterm Get out and vote 10-10-10 Bring 10 people with you Send 10 emails Make 10 social media posts And call 10 people and tell them how to vote It's mandatory, you gotta do it 10-10-10 and we'll be okay hey, you don't do it, you don't show up, we'll lose.

37:19It's that simple. It's just a spreadsheet. Don't show up and vote, we lose. If we hold the Senate, great. If we do not, and they take 51 seats, because 50 would be a tiebreaker, the vice president, J.D. Vance, not going to vote with the Democrats. If they get 51 seats, if they get 51 seats, the filibuster's finished. It is done. I promise you it is done. They are going to wipe it off the face of the earth, and you are going to see stuff come out of the Senate, and if they take the House too, That is the most radical, crazy crap you have ever heard. Now, I'm telling you this now, and screen grab this one too.

37:53When they do it, they are going to package this, scrap the filibuster, Puerto Rico, D.C. is a state, pack the Supreme Court. They're going to package it under the banner of what? What are we fighting? Come on, you know. Chat, where are we going with this? What is going to be the main message of why they're doing it? You are correct. it's going to be to fight the racist Donald Trump, the racist Supreme Court, the racist U.S. Senate, which is ironic because the filibuster, in many ways, was established to combat de facto and de jure racism. It doesn't matter. Racist. Flags in the chat. Flags in the chat.

38:37Flag it. Judy audience archivist make sure you got this on file flag it that's right they are going to come out if they win the Senate and say we are going to move on scrapping the filibuster because it is a relic of racism Justin remember it Andy Guy all of you because when it happens I want this exact segment because I'm so sure it's going to happen because that's all they have they don't have an actual argument that's not even true it's nonsense it's just made up there's nothing to explain like we're fighting the racist filibuster i'd love to try to explain what causal or correlational reference you're going to make between racism and a filibuster they can't they're just going to make it up why because when it comes to bs bullshit charges of racism they make it all up here you doubt me the chat i know we're killing the chat today.

39:34Only we can do this, by the way. I'm serious. I've had tech people tell me, they're like, you guys and your audience are the most engaged chatters in a live stream we have on the platform. So only we can light up and light the chat on fire. But it's good because even little tiny bugs, we can pick them out and make the experience better. We used to shut down the chat every day. Remember when we first live streamed? Remember that one show we had like 375 ,000? The chat was going so fast. I think like the actual computer went on fire. Luckily, we had a fire extinguisher. I'm kidding. Oh, by the way, before I go, I'll show you Al Sharpton, a piece of good news.

40:08Congratulations to Evita Duffy. You all remember Evita from the show. Evita had her baby with Michael. Michael worked here too. Michael's running for Congress. So big congratulations to you all. Beautiful baby. You know, they're big family folks. You know, Rachel and Sean, what, they have nine children. Evita's got eight siblings, I think. But big congratulations. I don't want to neglect that. Okay, here's what I mean. They are going to falsely impugn the filibuster, which I think is a relic, but it's nothing to do with racism because they'll make it up at anything. Here is Al Sharpton on MSDNC here.

40:43Al Sharpton makes the connection. I hate playing videos of this idiot. He makes a connection between UFOs and racism. that UFOs, he doesn't mean UFOs. Al Sharpton's too stupid. Just listen to the clip or watch the clip and you'll see exactly what I mean. Check this out. When we're dealing with this redistricting, Trump and others are trying to bring us back to an America that we struggle to get out of. So there is a connection of why they're having these fights on the White House law and the UFO and whatever they call it. UFC. And all that. because they're trying to go back to that when, you know, they'd watch people have these fights for the slave masters and they'd be entertained.

41:30They're literally going back to that. Now do you see why I hate the word literally? Literally. The UFO, I mean the UFC, holy Moses. How do people keep falling for this guy's shtick? Guys, ladies, I sadly grew up with this guy. Not grew up like he was my neighbor, But Al Sharpton was like a parochial New York City figure before MSDNC gave him a show on the network where he couldn't even pronounce it. You ever go through that video of Al Sharpton flubbing words? It's hilarious. It goes on forever. It is just comical. Al Sharpton is an imbecile. I'm telling you, like, if you ever have a conversation with him, he is a moron.

42:14Ask anyone who knows them. I don't even care if they're a liberal. put like a beer in them or some truth serum and they will i'm telling you they will tell you what an idiot this guy is the ufc or ufos is racist because they're watching the slave masters what what the are you even talking about they are going to do the same thing with the filibuster because they don't have an agenda. They legit do not have an agenda. Their agenda is chaos. And this is why I still have hope for the midterms and I still have hope for 2028 because I have not seen a Democrat party without a self-correcting mechanism like this in my lifetime.

42:59I haven't. The Democrats have, they've done this a lot. They stray far left, they get their ass kicked, they come back. Folks, please look this up. I'll give you some homework. You know, people hate homework. You don't believe me, fine. look up what is a Democrat leadership committee or council after they got smoked with Walter Mondale Ronald Reagan wins the second term just obliterates Jimmy Carter and re-election destroys Walter Mondale Fritz Mondale who runs on this I'm going to raise your taxes like he was Bernie Sanders before Bernie Sanders Ronald Reagan won 49 states the Democrats had a self-correcting mechanism because they didn't want to keep losing.

43:39They start the DLC. They start moving back to the center. They run a candidate. The guy's name is Bill Clinton. He's a Southern governor. He runs a crazy liberal first term. Second term, he comes around, gives a speech about how the era big government is over, leaves with high approval. They had a correcting mechanism. The correcting mechanism is gone. AOC, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, they basically control the Democrat Party primary process now. They will not let the party self-correct. So they keep going down to this like rabbit hole of crazy leftism. And that's why you see this rebound effect of people like Spencer Pratt in Los Angeles, who, again, is not running as like I'm a big MAGA guy or Republican guy.

44:26He understands that's probably not an L.A. message, But he's running tactically. And again, I don't know Spencer. I never met him. He's running as a I'm not these crazy people who are running on a chaos message. Like we love Antifa. We love BLM. Like he understands that never sells. Crackheads in the street. The fentanyl flop. The left does not get it because they can't self-correct. They could stop Spencer Pratt tomorrow. I kid you not. Dan, don't give him advice. No, stop. I'm not. They're not going to listen anyway. the crazy socialist running and mayor karen bass in l.a. can stop spencer pratt tomorrow all they have to do is come out and say hey we're done with the chaos in the streets law and order we're going to go back to broken windows policing bill bratton was a police chief out there we're going to fix the city they won't do it they won't because they can't they can't that's why i'm warning you against this party on a national stage they are never going to self-correct here's pratt on gutfeld talking about how hey man i don't even want endorsements celebrities nobody i don't want it.

45:30I just want to kind of run as like the anti those guys. Smart and he's got a decent shot. You got to show up and vote tomorrow. Check this out. You have celebrities that are now coming out in support of you, but they will deny it, won't they? Leo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx? You know, what I've learned is I actually don't want celebrities to come out and endorse me. I don't want anybody to endorse me except for the moms and the animal lovers in L.A. That's my entire vote. Yeah.

46:00So I'm cool if no celebrity ever endorsed me. I actually love when the celebrities attack me because then I'm like, oh, I'm doing so well. But I mean, DiCaprio, did it happen? It did. That was, you know, I love Titanic. That's Overton News. So good sight there. He's right. He doesn't want or need celebrity endorsements because he's running a very tactically smart race. which is whatever the Democrats are running on in blue cities and blue states. We love chaos. We love riots at the New Jersey ice facility. We love BLM, mostly peaceful, burning down the city routes. He knows it's a freaking loser.

46:42And so does everyone else in America. Why did the Democrats not change? They'd rather lose? Yes. No, they wouldn't. Yes, they would. I'm telling you, they can stop this guy tomorrow. It's too late. It's too late The primary's tomorrow It is going to be If he winds up becoming the next L.A. mayor And Steve Hilton becomes the governor The Republican running And Chad Bianco's running too Be fair If they win in California It is not because Republicans elected them There's no numbers for that It's because Democrats Even Democrats in blue cities Hate needles in the street their kids being raped and murdered drug dealers, fentanyl floppers they hate it no they don't yes they do I'm going to prove it to you coming right up do not go anywhere I'm going to show you irrefutable proof that in one of the most liberal places in America when chaos takes over that the Democrats cannot and will not escape from they could renounce it tomorrow they won't they lose they may not lose right away but they lose over time every time I got the receipts coming up last break.

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49:26Here's what I mean. This, not what I mean about the mattress. Here's what I mean about the chaos message they absolutely cannot get away from. They're gonna continue to double down on riots at ICE facilities, BLM-type riots, the CHOP zone, because they really believe amongst this core of crazy communist lunatics that here's the easiest way to describe it. Why do they do that, Dan? Why do they like this Fox News clips? I'm going to play for you in a second. Riots and all this stuff. Why do the hardcore AOC, Bernie Sanders, Liz Warren, people like this? Because ladies and gentlemen, it is very simple.

50:01Listen, listen good, ring that bell. They're revolutionaries at heart. They are tyrannical revolutionaries at heart. They think they're fighting the man. The irony of this whole thing is these riots, whether it was BLM, Oregon, the ICE facility, or the federal courthouse, the ICE facility in New Jersey, what do those things have in common? The chop zone? The man running those cities and states were Democrats. Were Democrats. They were blue areas. They're blue areas. So if you're fighting the man, the man is you. You think people are stupid? Does the governor of New Jersey, Mikey Sherrill, who ran as like a fake moderate like Spanberger in Virginia, do you really believe your voters are stupid?

50:54You think chaos sells? I'm going to show you this Fox clip. This is all over. It's all over. Social media, TikTok, X, Snapchat, Fox News. Even CNN was forced to cover it. You really believe in New Jersey, people seeing this around the country, that beating the shit out of ICE agents, that these riots are a sales pitch? The answer is, yeah, they do. Check this out. That's just some of what we saw last night. And it's at least maybe two dozen arrests and counting. Authorities use tear gas to clear the crowd. While DHS tells Fox there's zero tolerance for rioters here. And they finally have that extra assistance.

51:36They kept calling for the Newark police, the state police. Well, now they finally have some backup. Police took over the security operations there outside of Delaney Hall's ice facility after more than a week of chaos. Video there shows protesters starting fires in the road. I mean, just look at this. I was looking at it over the weekend on X and thinking, what is going on? They started this big blaze there with all this trash that was in the road. They were shoving the fences back as officers tried to move in and stop the crowd from moving in toward the Delaney Hall ice detention facility. Because of that violence, family visits to the facility for the migrants inside were paused.

52:12Folks, this is not going to stop. These radical leftist revolutionary Antifa types, which are under, there's a full investigation going on now. It's not a secret. Scott Besson, the Treasury Secretary, was talking about it. The FBI, when we were there and after I left, has already made a number of Antifa arrests. Again, nothing's happening. Just put it in your favorite search engine. I don't even care what it is. Just put it in there and look it up. Nothing's happened. It did happen. I kind of made that. I know you made it up. However, as I've said to you often, there are not enough federal agents in DHS and DOJ, between DEA, FBI, everything, all the opera, ATF, Bureau of Prisons.

52:52There's not enough. There is not enough to arrest every single one of these people at a facility without leaving the facility abandoned. You need the state and locals. The state and locals, the New Jersey governor's like, ah, let him riot. Now all of a sudden, when you let him riot, she realized the revolutionaries riot even more, which I could have told you about a week ago. And now all of a sudden, she's trying to play tough. Mikey Sherrill, the governor of New Jersey. Oh, we got a curfew now. Oh, bullshit. No, you could have stopped this a week ago. You could have applied the greatest mayor in the history of this country, Rudy Giuliani's Giuliani theory of rioting.

53:30Anybody know what it is? Folks in the chat, if you're a P1, you may know. If you do, I'll be quite impressed. Justin, if anybody finds it, let me know. What's the Giuliani theory of rioting? Here it is. I was a police officer late in Giuliani's second term, Rudy Giuliani, or cadet, I should say, and then a police officer as he rolled over afterwards to Bloomberg. The Giuliani theory is this. A rioter shows up with a frozen water bottle or a brick, throws the brick. What happens to that rioter? He goes to jail. This doesn't sound complicated. Mikey Sherrill, I know it doesn't. Maybe you should listen.

54:11I'm really trying to help because I don't want to see people hurt. No, sincerely. The second person throws a brick at a riot in New York City in the Juliana area. What happens to him? He goes to jail too. Here's the denouement. What happens to the third person? There isn't a third person because the first two went to jail. Dan, that doesn't sound complicated. That's because it's not, bro. That's why Rudy Giuliani had a very safe civil New York. Now, the Democrats could run on this message. They can also run on their, you know, big we're going to tax the shit out of you and all this stuff. That probably does sell even with moderate Democrats.

54:55Moderate Democrats do not want to get mugged, raped, or their homes invaded. They just don't. This should be service like a wake-up call to Democrats. Arrest of it. Yes! Reddington 19 in the chat. There you go, Reddington. Man or woman, we love you. Thank you, Reddington 19. You called it. That is a hardcore P1 right there. You don't believe me that the Democrats are digging their own political graves with this chaos message? This is why I'm not losing hope in 2028 or coming up in the midterm election. I'm not losing hope because chaos never sells. Put up, if you would, guys, 1989's New York City mayoral election.

55:34I know. I was a teenager in New York when it went down. You'd be like, Giuliani won that one, right? No. What do you mean no? No, he didn't. 1989, look, there were the results. New York City mayoral election. David Dinkins, the liberal Democrat, affectionately known as Stinkins in New York because he was awful. He runs against Rudy Giuliani and he wins 50 to 47.8. So Giuliani effectively loses the mayoral race by just two points. Despite the Democrat to Republican ratio in New York City, probably nine or ten Democrats to one Republican, Giuliani almost wins. And you say, Dan, right, don't you say chaos doesn't sell?

56:16Well, Stinkins gets an office because he won in 89. And after that, he went from Dinkins to Stinkins because the Crown Heights riots and other things happened. The city, just like you're seeing at the ICE facility, is burning down. The economy sucks. Companies are leaving. Dinkins is like a communist before communists like Mamdami were even born. So Giuliani decides he's going to run again. And he says, I'm running on law and order, even in New York City. I am running on law and order because chaos doesn't sell. So what happens in 1993? Well, Justin says, I've got that for you do. Thank you. Giuliani wins.

56:55He beats Stinkins by the exact margin he lost by. He wins by two points, lost by two points four years earlier. How? It was like 10, 11 to one, Democrats to Republican. The answer is because amongst sane Democrats, they don't want their kids stepping on needles, getting raped, robbed, or murdered. This is not freaking hard. Democrats, I'm telling you now, Mikey, Sheryl, you think this stuff sells? It does not. But that is not the actual moral to the story here. Yay, to anyone. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, that's not the moral of the story. The moral of the story is what happened four years later when Rudy Giuliani was up for re-election.

57:39because the Democrats will tell you, oh, that was just an aberration. The Democrats in New York just lost their minds. It was like Scarecrow in the Batman movie puts the mass hallucinogenic in the Gotham water supply and everybody just went crazy. So if they went crazy, surely Justin said they corrected it, right, 1997? And they said, we've definitely had enough of these law and order Republicans and a 10 to one Democrat to Republican New York City. That's not what happened. It's not? No, no, no it isn't 1997, New York City mayor election Rudy Giuliani runs against another communist, Ruth Messinger That can't be right Rudy Giuliani got 57.7 % of the vote And communist Messinger got 40 So you're telling me he won re-election by 17 points?

58:34In a city that's 10 to 1 Democrat to Republican and running on law and order, running on law and order. I'm not telling you that. The New York City voters told you that.

58:47Folks, the Democrats could fix this all today. They could fix this all today. Karen Crazy Bass, the Los Angeles mayor, could come out today. This is my point. Stop giving them. I'm not. They're great. They are not going to do anything we tell. They are nuts. she could come out today and say i've had enough the votes tomorrow spencer pratt is right law and order is on the agenda we're going to hire more police we're going to get the fentanyl floppers in treatment or in jail rapists murderers illegals you're out of the city i'm telling you she'd win she can't do it she can't do it because the party is freaking crazy when it comes to the filibuster packing the Supreme Court, grotesque gerrymandering, wars against ICE, the FBI, local police departments, the military, men in the women's room, men's penises hanging out in the women's room.

59:44They cannot stop. They won't stop. They can't stop. The party is totally, completely lost. You have one choice and one choice only, which is vote against them. Why am I saying vote against them? Notice I didn't say vote for the Republicans. Notice that because I'm talking to some Democrats. Republicans, we're going to vote Republican. and our MAGA crowd's loyal. We get it. To the Democrats out there who are supporting Spencer Pratt and voted for Giuliani, you didn't vote for the Republican. You voted against chaos. If that's what it takes for you to bring sanity back to your city, I'm giving you a strong piece of advice that now's the time to do it.

1:00:19Because once the city gets bad enough, like New York City did under David Stinkins, with 2 ,000 homicides a year in the city, there's going to be a mass revolt and you're going to lose the whole place. zero doubt zero you know i love the maha moments too i am a big health hacker we've had some health hacking guests one of the guests on the show we've had in the past uh is dr ronda patrick folks some of you love these segments we get a lot of positive feedback some of you like i like the politics we do a lot of politics however i can't in good faith do a show without at least spending a couple times a week, a couple minutes or not, passing on to you health tips and habits that I use to stay alive.

1:01:04I'm dealing with a lot of, you know, I'm always in fear of this cancer recurrence. He's like, you live your whole life, whatever. It changed my whole outlook. You don't want to know what your expiration date is. You know, this past weekend was a sad reminder. Some of you may notice the semi-cryptic tweets, but man, it can go away like that. Stay alive no matter what. Remember the last of Mohegans? Stay alive no matter what. We will find you. The Dan Bongino Army will find you, but you got to stay alive. Here's Dr. Rhonda Patrick. It's a quick hit here on the dangers of sitting. Folks, I kid you not.

1:01:37If you're sitting 12 hours a day, you are just writing your own expiration date. You're speeding up. You got to get up and move around. We do our 100 air squats. It's mandatory for the show. Everybody does them during the day. Move around, get around, walk around, take a walk. You got to get up and move around. The body was designed to move. Check this out. I have to admit I'm selfishly interested in desk ergonomics and optimizing that because I have a standing desk and yet I'm sitting the whole time that I'm working at that desk. Let's define the problem, right? It's not sitting is bad. Standing is good, right?

1:02:18We're designed to be in motion throughout the rest of the day. So Harvard defines sedentary lifestyle as sitting more than six hours a day in aggregate. I think the problem with just sitting is that we don't have a lot of movement choice here. But what we can start to ask is, are there opportunities where we can break up that sitting into optional, non-optional sitting? Because remember, the goal is just to move more. So we say it's not a standing workstation until you have a place to put your foot to get you out of this extension. so you need a stack or something. And two, I want you to have a bar stool so that you can sit down, you can perch, you can lean, you can use it as a prop, you can put your foot on it, you can do half pigeon pose on it, right?

1:02:59And all of a sudden you're like, wow, there's a lot of movement choice. You gotta get up and move around. Trust your brother Dan. I am trying desperately to stay alive. And if you get a scare like I did where someone comes to you and goes, you've got a deadly disease that could kill you in five years, it'll scare the hell out of you. I remember coming back I had this tumor taken out of my neck And I'm reading on the plane I had stage 1 Hodgkin's lymphoma And I read That is an 80 % survival rate over 5 years And I remember thinking People think that's a good thing I didn't read it that way I read it as you got a 20 % chance of dying in 5 years I was like this sucks Stay alive no matter what Daniel Day-Lewis will find He will find you What are you laughing about I laugh at that because you can't live your whole life like that But you do have to like, please stay healthy.

1:03:47I'm going to start a new segment. The guys didn't have enough time today because I threw this on the show later on at the last minute. But folks, I love comedy, especially conservative comedy. Liberal comics, I can't stand. It's just not funny. Conservative comedians who like find humor and everything, I find hilarious. So I like to highlight some of their work. So because we started the show with Essence of Joe Biden and it's Monday, I did want to end the show with a little bit of comedy as well. What's this guy's name? Is it Rocky Dale? davis is that his name this guy you ever heard of this guy i find these little bits this one is hilarious about why he doesn't make jokes about liberals because they're not funny they are never funny this is some epic stuff check this out i don't do liberal jokes at all so you're good don't worry i don't touch y 'all because y 'all are not fun y 'all are y 'all are not fun some of y 'all i'm mad i just said you're not fun okay like i don't make fun of y 'all because y 'all are sad a too and I feel bad.

1:04:44I don't know. Y 'all like to be sad, I think. I have a buddy up here, I invited him out. I was like, you want to come out tonight? He's like, I can't man. Everything going on in the world, it's just hard to even get out of bed. I was like, your dad pays your rent. It's hard to get out of bed because you're in a Tempur-Pedic, brother. Okay. You know?

1:05:06$9 ,000 mattress.

1:05:14Motley's in the chat to end the show today tear it up with a few Mataruskis Rocky Dale Davis hilarious because it's true why is comedy funny by the way comedy's only funny when there's an element of truth to it that's why people rarely make jokes about like you know things that didn't happen because it's not really funny like if there's an element of truth there you go Motley's in the chat stuff is funny because there's an element of truth that's hyperbolically layered on with humor and you exaggerate the effect of it. That is not an exaggeration. Liberals are just not funny. Nothing to them is funny ever.

1:05:49I'll give you a perfect example. They do that roast of Kevin Hart, the comedian. It was Kevin. I think it was Kevin Hart got the roast, right? They do the roast and the guy from Tony, I killed Tony, but the humor was risque humor. But it's a freaking joke. All these commentators, I can't believe how misogynist and racist. Oh, shut up. It's humor, you dumbasses. And it was all the liberals, all the conservatives out there, who, by the way, don't even like half of these comedians. I'm not talking about them. So we're like, let them tell a joke, you dumb. They just did no humor in their lives at all.

1:06:32Miserable freaking existence. Remember the immortal words told to Walter Williams by Milton Friedman. When you talk about liberty, talk about it with a smile. So I'll end today's show with a smile. By the way, we got a stacked, loaded guest lineup this week. Loaded. We've got, if I miss one, guys, let me know. We got tomorrow's Gadsad, right? Wednesday is Vince, of course. Vince, Vince Collins. Thursday is Catalina Lauf, right, running for Congress in Florida. Friday, Sebastian Gorka, counterterrorist advisor, President Trump. Yes, I got a loaded lineup this week. We've got, I'm trying to bring you the best guests out there.

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