SPECIAL: James Comey Indicted! - Nightly Scroll w/ Hayley Caronia

16:32Dan Bongino:And it's dangerous too. I mean, number one, they feel oppressed. And then number two, I believe that there's a sense of adventure that these kind of people feel by going to a rally like that to where somebody's picture. And that's just a recipe for... It's a recipe for disaster. It's a cocktail that ends up in a really bad situation for a lot of people.

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18:16Hayley Caronia:So trust home title lock to protect all of that. Do not be a victim. Protect your equity today. That is HomeTitleLock.com, promo code scroll. And that is a paid subscription after the 14 day trial ends. But you can cancel any time. All right. Have you seen this video of Alana Omar? She's been in the news lately. Just and every time I feel like she's saying something, it's anti-American. So this is no different. Watch this. To be coming out of our country.

18:45Dan Bongino:I mean, I grew up in a dictatorship. And I don't even remember ever witnessing anything like that. To have a democracy, a pecan of hope for the world to now be turned into one of the worst countries where the military are in our streets without any regard for people's constitutional rights. while our president spending millions of dollars prompting himself up like a failed dictator with a military parade. It is really shocking and it should be a wake up call for all Americans to say this is not the country we were born in. This is not the country we believe in. This is not the country our founding fathers imagined she hates this country bro you know off top your head you know where she's from somalia yeah she's from mogadishu black hawk down that whole that whole incident took place you know it was there was some there there were some helicopters that went down over us and when i know it yeah so black hawk my point is that whole thing that whole thing happened in Mogadishu, in Somalia.

20:04Dan Bongino:You don't see random towns in the US with helicopters down and street people fighting the military. She has no idea what she's saying. It's objectively not true. You also don't see random Americans marrying their brother.

20:22Hayley Caronia:Also true. Also very true.

20:26Dan Bongino:fifth cousins second you can't go second cousins you can't go brother you can go fifth cousins we gotta catch her what state was that you can't connecticut she's only got you know she has to like go travel through connecticut so we can arrest her yeah totally um but i don't know why

20:42Hayley Caronia:there's so much hate democrats say this stuff like why do americans hate their country and it's because their elected officials say stuff like this and the people who have elected democrats like Ilhan Omar, by the way, feel more aligned with the Palestinian people than Americans. It's just wild. And there's all these groups of, like I said, queers, of course, queers for Palestine, but also other socialist groups for Palestine. And they never supported Kamala Harris, by the way. The queers for Palestine and all them, although they are leftists, they didn't think that the Biden administration was doing enough.

21:21Dan Bongino:They were too far left to support.

21:24Hayley Caronia:They were way too far left to even support her. So Kamala Harris, as we all know, is on this book tour talking about her 107 days of glory before she had to, you know, walk away with her tail between her legs. But she was on this panel promoting her new book with Aaron Parnas. If you don't know Aaron Parnas, he is massively popular on TikTok. He does. Well, people think that he's like straight news, but he's clearly leftist. Um, so he was, she was doing a panel with Aaron Parnas promoting her book and it was interrupted by a free Palestine protesters. And Kamala Harris was probably very grateful that the Palestine protesters did interrupt her because I don't think she knew where the back half of her sentence was going.

22:09Dan Bongino:Oh, you stole what I was going to, you stole what I was going to say.

22:13Hayley Caronia:She has no idea what she was saying.

22:15Dan Bongino:The definition, she, she needs to shake all of their hands and be like thank you so much for saving me in this auditorium watch this please please i actually also write about this okay which is about what i know about how and why you are saying what you are saying now and how i felt about it you're not letting me talk you know what i i respect your right to speak

23:06Hayley Caronia:that was a world class that would have been one of the top five Kamala Harris word salads if she was allowed to finish let her speak let her speak you know like how you get the pinwheel of death

23:19Dan Bongino:on a mac like that just needs to illuminate above her head and then everybody can have grace wait

23:25Hayley Caronia:can you play you play the first part again she says something so stupid hold on listen please

23:33Dan Bongino:please i actually also write about this okay which is about what i know about how and why you are saying what you are saying now and how i felt about it you're not letting me talk you know what i i second go around i have no idea what i know about how i know what you all are speaking about and worse like what we need a we need a translator i would rather her just get up there and be like one fish two fish red fish blue fish not you would make a lot more sense yeah just say random stuff like at least i could be like oh i know that i know dr seuss i love how

24:21Hayley Caronia:of course because she's saying legitimate nonsense like what is coming out of her mouth is nonsense sense completely and of course like then the protesters are you know they're just protesting because this is what they do someone probably paid them to be there i would pay i would pay

24:35Dan Bongino:i would pay i would i would hire me five or six protesters just to go around everywhere if i get stuck just start protesting i'll get a hundred dollars a piece that's probably who's

24:47Hayley Caronia:paying the protesters combo is probably paying them hey when i said we figured it out breaking When I start to slip up, you start yelling and then I'll do my signature. You're not letting me speak.

25:00Dan Bongino:That's just so predictable. We figured it out. It's probably what's happening.

25:03Hayley Caronia:We cracked the code. That's their strategy. Okay, but I found a liberal TikToker who was actually calling out the nonsense, not the nonsense that Kamala Harris was trying to say, but the nonsense of the free Palestine protesters protesting Kamala Harris. Listen to this.

25:20Dan Bongino:All of you guys going to protest Kamala Harris at her book tour to interrupt to scream about Gaza. I've got to be the dumbest people I've ever met. What sense does it make to interrupt someone at their book tour? Who's not the president? There is nothing she can do. Have you been to the White House? Have you stood outside on Pennsylvania Avenue? The White House is right down there. Right down there. Pennsylvania is right down there. I live in Washington, D.C. You can go right down the street. You can go yell at him. Y 'all will go interrupt Harris talking about her own personal experience for her book tour before you go interrupt the president who decides policy, who determines what actually happens overseas.

26:00Hayley Caronia:Y 'all give black women the kind of animosity you would never give that white man.

26:04Dan Bongino:And you should examine why that is. Anyways, keep screaming at someone who can't do anything, who tried to do something, who tried to run, who didn't win. Take a civics 101 course, learn how government works, learn who's in power.

26:18Hayley Caronia:OK, so obviously I don't agree with everything she was saying there. You know, civics course, all this. These people didn't vote for Kamala Harris because, like I said before, she was not far left enough for them. And they didn't think that she was going to do anything on Israel and Palestine. And she probably wouldn't have if she won anyway. But when she was saying, you know, you're protesting the wrong person. I agree. They're protesting at the wrong person because Kamala Harris is powerless. but even if they did protest in front of the white house, it does not make a difference. Trump does not care.

26:50Hayley Caronia:Trump is not like, Oh, the queers outside want me to do, you know, this or that.

26:54Dan Bongino:Like go hold the fence down there and scream at the front door. Nobody cares.

26:58Hayley Caronia:Doesn't care. This is what I'm saying.

26:59Dan Bongino:And it happens every day anyway,

27:01Hayley Caronia:every day. But yeah. So yeah, the point I'm trying to make is protesting is stupid. Regardless. I will fight for your right to do it. You have the right to do it in this country, but it is dumb and it is a waste of time. And so to her point about it is a waste of time protesting at Kamala Harris, I agree. It's also a waste of time to protest in front of Trump or in front of the White House or at all. But Kathy Griffin is back. I don't know what maybe she got a facelift or something. So now she's feeling a little better, a little more presentable. So she's been doing some podcast appearances and she teamed up with Don Lemon.

27:38Hayley Caronia:I don't know what we did to deserve these two on a podcast at the same time. Seems like cruel and unusual punishment, but listen to this. All right, you ready for a tinfoil hat moment? Uh-oh.

27:49Dan Bongino:I'm sorry? Are you ready for a tinfoil hat moment? Yes. Okay, I'm just going to be bold and say this. And, you know, you can take issue with this all you want. I do not think he won in a free and fair election.

28:06Dan Bongino:How do you like that, lefties? Yeah, I said it. I'm Kathy Griffin, and I do not think Trump won in a free and fair election. I believe there was tampering. I don't know. I don't know if it was the Elon connection. I don't know if it was just a few good old boys in the South who didn't do the, you know, I mean, what they accuse us of. If you remember Ruby Freeman and Shea Moss, what they tend to accuse us of is what we find out they themselves did. So I know I'll take heed for this and people are going to say I'm crazy, but I've been called crazy before, Don. And I just, I just, the more times.

28:45Dan Bongino:Your gut is telling you something happened. My gut is telling me that something was up with that. You're not far off. I won't say that I disagree with you. But, you know, I'm inevitable. All right.

28:55Hayley Caronia:Sorry, Kathy. I have to take my tinfoil hat off. You're wrong. but you know, Don Lemon saying there, like he was saying that, you know, and Kathy was saying the same thing, like accusations are admissions of guilt. Like what the right is saying that what the left is saying, the right was actually doing and vice versa. They were the ones that started the election denying conversation around Hillary Clinton in 2016 when Hillary Clinton lost, even Hillary Clinton herself. And she still does this to this day because she can't get over it is well, well, you know, the process and I should have won and I was the popular vote.

29:33Hayley Caronia:Like she goes back down this rabbit hole where she genuinely thinks that she should have won. And the scariest part of this is that Americans on both sides of the aisle now don't trust the government. They don't trust the media. They don't trust the rule of law. They don't trust our elections. And everyone is pointing fingers at the other side. That is a really scary place to be in. Also really scary is Cynthia Nixon, former Sex and the City actress, former New York City mayoral candidate from a few years back. Now she's wearing Mickey ears, telling everyone who canceled their Disney subscriptions over Jimmy Kimmel to quickly undo and give them money again.

30:13Hayley Caronia:So watch this.

30:15Dan Bongino:Did you watch Kimmel last night? I did. I laughed so hard. I was so happy to see him back. But unfortunately, 20 % of Americans were not given the option to watch him. If you were in New Orleans, if you were in Salt Lake, St. Louis, D.C., Nashville, you didn't get a chance. And that's the fault of Sinclair and Nexstar. So if you're in those markets, call those people up, complain, call their advertisers, or just, you know, watch them on YouTube like 9 million people did last night. I, like so many people who in protest canceled their Disney and Hulu subscriptions, have signed back up.

30:59Hayley Caronia:So do that too. That was quick. Disney. That was quick. I'm not taking advice personally from an adult in Mickey ears just because she doesn't seem like a sane human being.

31:11Dan Bongino:I told Justin she looks like she's at like a carnival game and somebody's getting ready to throw footballs at her.

31:15Hayley Caronia:And she's got the crazy eyes and she almost looks like she's crying a little bit over Jimmy Kimmel. I mean, she just looks like she's in distress over this. I mean, this is a crazy woman.

31:29Dan Bongino:She canceled and resubscribed three days later. They didn't even lose money.

31:33Hayley Caronia:Nope. They did not lose money. It's a monthly subscription. Yep.

31:36Dan Bongino:What do you get if you throw a football and hit both them targets at the carnival? You get like a stuffed bear.

31:42Hayley Caronia:You get a Disney Plus subscription and all the Jimmy Kimmel you could possibly take.

31:47Dan Bongino:Or maybe you get, maybe if you win. You got a can of Tylenol. Maybe if you win, you get a. You get a. All the Tylenol you can eat and all the Jimmy Kimmel you can watch. That's hilarious.

32:01Hayley Caronia:Oh, God, to be a liberal. I couldn't do it. All right. HBO is rebooting Harry Potter, right? and I am of the camp, if it's not broken, don't freaking touch it. Don't touch it, don't fix it. Then I know that there are some Harry Potter fans that think that the movies didn't even like scratch the surface and there is a need for a longer TV series. So Harry Potter is going to come back on HBO in the form of a TV series and Voldemort could be a woman. According to Daniel Rickman, He is an entertainment writer for CNBC. He is saying that they are auditioning both men and women for Voldemort. So it's possible we could see a female Voldemort in the Harry Potter series.

32:54Hayley Caronia:Why? Why? Voldemort is a man. His name is Tom Riddle in the books. He is a man. And I saw someone in the comment section of this saying, you know, it's OK if the actress is a woman so long as she is playing the role of Voldemort and Voldemort still stays a man. Just have a man play a man and have women play women and have white people play white people and black people play black people. Like, why are we gender bending and race swapping? Like, just leave everything as it is. There's like no need for this.

33:29Dan Bongino:If there's a woman out there as ugly as the picture That I'm looking at here My god Give her a casting call Bring her in there Let her read

33:40Hayley Caronia:If a woman looks like that

33:42Dan Bongino:Let her read

33:45Hayley Caronia:No I just I don't like this

33:50Dan Bongino:This just feels like it's just word It's word salad That's just a I'm virtue signaling over to the other side Yes we hear you You know what I mean And they're going to do it. They're going to do what they want.

34:01Hayley Caronia:Maybe they'll just say that they're auditioning women. Oopsies. Sorry. Maybe they'll just audition women and they won't actually go that direction. Just so they can like pat themselves on the back.

34:14Dan Bongino:Yeah, they're patting themselves on the back and they're virtue signaling.

34:17Hayley Caronia:They're opening themselves up for critique because if they audition women and they don't choose a woman, then they're bigoted. They're all the things.

34:24Dan Bongino:Unless there's a woman as ugly as that. And then they're genius.

34:27Hayley Caronia:Right. All right. let's get into some tinfoil hat time. I'll wait to put on my hat.

34:35Hayley Caronia:I always go the wrong way. Okay. Now this, I'm not like super into all the conspiracy theories, um, about Charlie Kirk's assassination only because it's very touchy and it's sensitive, right? Like this is one of our own that was assassinated in a disgusting, horrific political assassination, a murder. But this video did get me thinking there are some weird idiosyncrasies between what happened in this assassination of Charlie Kirk and also a Nicolas Cage movie. Watch this. There is an insane connection with what happened with Charlie Kirk and a movie that came out in 1998. So the movie is called Snake Eyes and it starred Nicolas Cage.

35:21Hayley Caronia:And the movie was about a man named Charles Kirkland who got shot in the neck at a public event. Now in the first 10 seconds of the movie, there is a sign for this event and it says that it takes place on September 10th. So in this movie, the killer killed Charles Kirkland on September 10th, which is when our Charlie Kirk got killed. It gets even crazier because the killer in this movie is called The Executioner, and he is a distraction for the person who actually did the killing of Charles Kirkland. And get this, the person who took the rap for it in the movie's name is Tyler. Tyler. You know, the same thing that happened to Charlie Kirk.

36:10Hayley Caronia:Tyler Robinson. And on the box for this movie, and on the trailer of this movie, underneath where it says Snake Eyes, it says believe everything but your eyes guys what is happening

36:27Dan Bongino:the very first thing i think of is there's no way that she's seen that 90s action movie i mean nick nick cage was on it oh yeah no i haven't the whole movie is about four or five the whole movie is about it's probably like six or seven key individuals that are involved in the plot. And for about 20 minutes, it spins on each one of them telling the same story through their eyes. And so you that everybody runs into each other, but from a different perspective. And so you sort of get all the investigatory kind of stuff. And then it all sums together for the for the end of the movie. It is not it is not a bad movie, but there's a lot of that's a that's a lot of life.

37:06Dan Bongino:This is weird, right?

37:08Hayley Caronia:Like meeting life. Yeah, there are a lot of connections, like the guy in the movie that was killed, his name is Charles Kirkland. That's a weird coincidence. And then the Tyler. He was also a, not that Charlie Kirk is a political, like a politician, but he's a political figure. And in the movie, Charles Kirkland was the United States Secretary of Defense. So, you know, target on his back, political assassination. We just saw a similar political assassination of Charlie Kirk. So we have Charles Kirkland, Charlie Kirk, both in politics, both shot in the neck, both killed on September 10th. And the guy who took the fall for the assassination in the movie, his name is Tyler and the alleged assassin's name is Tyler as well.

38:01Dan Bongino:It's creepy. I mean, it's just creepy. There's a lot of interesting parallels there. It's hard to believe that a movie could get all of that right in real life, but it's also hard to believe that the furry community is sitting around loving 90s Nick Cage watching Snake Eyes.

38:20Hayley Caronia:Right.

38:21Dan Bongino:I mean, you know what I'm saying? I mean, this ain't Harry Potter 7. It's prime Nick Cage.

38:28Hayley Caronia:Are they inspired by the movie? Did someone watch this movie, the guy who killed Charlie Kirk? Did he watch this movie and say, I'm going to do this on September 10th? And it just so happens that Charlie Kirk is speaking in my state on September. You know, it's almost like too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence. But at the same time, like, how do you plan something so perfect? I think it is just a coincidence.

38:52Dan Bongino:I mean, this movie came out in 98. And so, I mean, was that guy even born yet? You know, it's hard to believe that.

39:00Hayley Caronia:Charlie Kirk was born.

39:01Dan Bongino:No, I mean, the killer. The killer.

39:04Hayley Caronia:I don't know.

39:05Dan Bongino:So it's like hard to believe. I don't think so. No, he wasn't even born yet. By a few years, he wasn't born.

39:10Hayley Caronia:Well, that doesn't mean you can't see a movie. I wasn't born when Princess Bride came out.

39:12Dan Bongino:Yeah, well, that's true. And I saw it. You guys bullied me and twinned. But now you're an avid fan. Movies are better then, so you should have. But all I'm trying to say is there's no chance that that guy is – I just don't believe that that guy has seen that, unless he's watched it with a super conservative dad or something like that. I don't know. I don't think that that community is really in the action 90s, Nick Cage. But it's weird that there's that much. Weird. And very weird.

39:40Hayley Caronia:It's weird. All right. This next conspiracy. You know, we've talked about the Denver airport on this show before. All the weirdness happening at the Denver airport. Well, this is the Cleveland airport. And I have three videos for you. three travelers that have noticed a weird alien type something noise coming over the speakers. So here's the first one. Am I that tired or is the airport really making this weird noise? Slow.

40:21Okay.

40:22Hayley Caronia:Weird. Weird, but he wasn't the only one. So watch this.

40:31Hayley Caronia:It says alien noises at Cleveland, 923.

40:51Dan Bongino:Sounds like midnight at the zoo.

41:05It's weird.

41:06Hayley Caronia:Let's play the last one.

41:10Hayley Caronia:Demonic noises, voices, over-intercom.

41:21Hayley Caronia:Okay, Andy, you're the audio expert. what's your take?

41:26Dan Bongino:Oh, that's definitely not like normal to come to a PA system. You know what I mean? Especially at an airport. I mean, there's so much important things that probably are very, like your average person just couldn't get on the, it's not Walmart. You just pick up the phone and get on the comms.

41:39Hayley Caronia:If you work at the airport and you're in charge of, you know, whatever is going off over the intercom, which I'm sure most of it is like prerecorded. And it's like all the messages about, you know, make sure you do this, this, this and blah, blah, blah. like security, blah, blah, blah, like all these, you know, and then they usually have whoever the mayor is of the town, like I'm mayor, blah, blah, blah. And welcome to my city, whatever. They have all these like prerecorded things. If you're in charge of that and you hear like, don't you turn it off?

42:10Dan Bongino:I would be, I would be panicking, but I think, I think like if, if I'm seeing these, right, this is not exactly every single one of these videos at the same part of the airport. So this was the entire coverage of the airport. It's not some like environmentally placed speaker section like at Disney where you can like walk through and there's, you know, it didn't appear to me like, oh, there's, you know, there's a bird chirping or a river running or whatever in this one little environmental place. I mean, it sounded like it was over the entire PA system.

42:37Hayley Caronia:I'm also going to bring up the connection that a lot of these Christian TikTokers believed that the rapture was going to happen on the 23rd, 24th, and this was happening on the same day. So I think if you were one of those people, you were probably very afraid. It was just like a practical joke, maybe? No. You know, I saw a lot of people online saying that it sounded like it was whatever recording they had, like, slowed down a bunch. so at the uh you remember the y2k how does that happen you know remember the y2k scare yeah uh

43:11Dan Bongino:i was at a big lock-in with a bunch of i was in high school i was a big lock-in with a bunch of churches and right at midnight we were all in this in in this gym and uh somebody went to the breaker and flipped the breaker off so we were off we it freaked us out at midnight somebody cut the power this feels to me like if i was going to try to debunk it it feels like a joke it feels like Like somebody's playing a joke.

43:36Hayley Caronia:I think that the audio somehow got manipulated where something was wrong with the speaker system.

43:41Dan Bongino:Oh, like it's like digital impedance or it's just like something crazy is going on?

43:46Hayley Caronia:But I don't think it's aliens.

43:48Dan Bongino:When producer Justin hacked it.

43:50Hayley Caronia:That's what happened. All right, let's get into scrolling time.

44:08All right.

44:08Hayley Caronia:You know how much I hate cancel culture. And Chobani is getting canceled because they have partnered up with Ivanka Trump. So Ivanka Trump was on one of the business shows. What is it on CNBC? And she's explaining her partnership with Chobani. All they want to do is cut back on food waste. Watch.

44:26Dan Bongino:I can't believe one strawberry is better than another, but it is. And they have to be large, they have to be succulent, they have to look good to be enough to sell premium prices. But there's so many that are wasted.

44:38Hayley Caronia:Well, a year ago, I founded a company called Planet Harvest with a co-founder, Melissa Ackerman, who was at the time running one of the largest produce logistics companies in the United States. And we started talking about the amount of food waste that's happening at a field level. And it is atrocious. So with any given crop, roughly 40 % of the harvest is just left in the field. And this is due to cosmetic spec that typically it's a millimeter too big or too small. It's such an unnoticeable difference. And it's a difference that should be celebrated. Fruit isn't supposed to be universally sized.

45:15Hayley Caronia:And amazingly, there's no secondary market for produce at scale in the United States. So that translates to 40 billion pounds of wasted produce that's lost revenue for the farmers. It's nutritious food that doesn't get it onto community tables and obviously all the negative environmental externalities. So personally, I love being contrarian by being obvious. And I said, somebody's got to take this on. So we founded Planet Harvest to address that. So Planet Harvest, Ivanka Trump, she founded that again to combat food waste, like she was saying. and explaining there. And she has partnered up with Chobani, which is a company.

45:55Hayley Caronia:They have yogurt, they have coffee creamer, they have all these things. So leftists on TikTok were taking to making videos about how they are going to cancel Chobani. Now watch this one first protest. It's a no from me. This person takes their Chobani creamer and dumps it in the garbage. And then this next one, similar thing, saying, trying to make my Chobani creamer last as long as possible because I will not be purchasing it anymore because of who they partnered with. Meaning Ivanka Trump. Imagine being such a cancel culture loser that you won't buy your favorite coffee creamer anymore because they partnered up with Ivanka Trump to combat food waste.

46:44Hayley Caronia:Like, shouldn't liberals and climate change alarmists, like, shouldn't they all be happy? Isn't this something that we can all get behind? That if a strawberry is this big and not, you know, this big, it's going to get thrown out. I mean, can't we all agree that food waste is bad? No, these people, they can't. That's how much they hate Trump. Because Ivanka Trump, his daughter is doing something good, so they can't get behind it. So that therefore they have to cancel the coffee creamer and the, you know, the dairy company. It's just it's insane. You can't please these people. All right. You know, I love talking about airport shenanigans.

47:22Hayley Caronia:What would you do if you were on a night flight and you saw this? It says plain etiquette. Please turn off your light up cat ears during a night flight. And this is these are actually headphones that someone is wearing and they are light up cat ear headphones. this is a party foul if I've ever seen one you can't be wearing something like that on an airplane on a night flight I even get mad I know you're allowed to use the the lights up there but like come on just listen to something if it's a night flight people want to sleep if it's an early flight you know close the windows I know people get people get all up in arms because I paid for a window seat I'm gonna look out the window and it's like okay but it's 6 a.m.

48:05Dan Bongino:this one right here is completely, it's just like, it is the case to look at when somebody's like, I matter more than you.

48:17Hayley Caronia:Right. And no shame.

48:19Dan Bongino:I matter more than you. I matter more than you. It's like being, being considerate matters. And those people with the ears, nobody's.

48:30Hayley Caronia:What adult is buying light up anything? What grown adult is buying light up anything? Light up cat ears, light up. Ew. Like, I'm a cat lady. And I would never in a bajillion years buy this. It's weird as fuck. Like, who is buying that? Who is wearing that?

48:49Dan Bongino:They're definitely not doing it for the audio quality. You know, they're doing it to get on people's nerves and say, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me. I matter. I matter. I matter. I matter. And it's like, nobody's. The thing is, nobody's telling you, you don't matter. You're a person. You matter. Be anonymous in the airport.

49:06Hayley Caronia:Be as anonymous and quiet as possible. Be considerate. Just shut up and sit down and get your back. You got 30 seconds or less to get your bag out. Go.

49:16Dan Bongino:Give them a good forearm shiver in the back, you know?

49:19Hayley Caronia:Just leave everyone alone. Long Island style. Shut up. Long Island style.

49:22Dan Bongino:Forearm shiver in the back.

49:24Hayley Caronia:What time are we at? We got 10 minutes? All right. But Rory McIlroy had some nice things to say about the good old U.S. of A at the Ryder Cup. Listen to this.

49:38Dan Bongino:What were your impressions as a kid of America growing up and then now having lived here for so long? How is it similar or different to what you thought it would be like? Everyone wanted to make it in America.

49:50Hayley Caronia:It's the land of opportunity. And I still believe it's the greatest country in the world. And if you come here and you work hard and you dedicate yourself, you can you can be or do whatever you want. I am unbelievably grateful and lucky that I got to come to America early on. And I think success is celebrated here. I think there's a there's a wonderful sense of work ethic. And yeah, as you know, I live here. My wife is American. My daughter is American. I have a lot of affinity towards this country, and I think everyone that lives here should have that same affinity because it is a wonderful place.

50:33Hayley Caronia:That's a very nice thing to say as the leader of Team Europe when he lives in the United States of America. This is a class act thing to say.

50:42Dan Bongino:This is the only answer. I have a completely different stance here. He is doing this so the people at Bethpage don't get on his case all weekend. This is a Ryder Cup. You can't play. You're Irish, bro. You're on the other team. You're from across the way. By that, I mean across the pond. You don't think that was nice?

51:03Hayley Caronia:You thought he was lying through his teeth when he said all those nice things about the United States?

51:07Dan Bongino:Listen, the best lies ones, it's half true. You just throw a little, you know, looking at, I love America. America's great. My wife's America. my kid's American I live over here aren't I American don't boo me as much as you boo the other people on my European team please no I ain't falling for it if you're at Beth's page and you happen to be watching this boo him we're USA in it this weekend

51:30Hayley Caronia:alright fine I thought we were just gonna have a nice little kumbaya moment but Andy says no

51:35Dan Bongino:it's not well they're your they're your people on Long Island they're watching this

51:39Hayley Caronia:I know he's afraid of them as he should be

51:41Dan Bongino:so I mean I ain't telling you anything you don't know this trick's ain't working on them. All right.

51:48Hayley Caronia:This last video that I have for you, because we're going to get into some blind reactions. This is a World War II and Korean War veteran, Jim Robinson. He celebrated his 104th birthday at the National World War II Museum in New Orleans, and he got a musical sendoff. So watch this.

52:31Dan Bongino:Look at him clapping. him clapping

52:41Hayley Caronia:and you see if you look closely he's tapping his toe just like a little bit isn't that so sweet

52:52Dan Bongino:no that's awesome and those dudes are an absolute 100 cherish like they are the our war ii veterans are becoming more scarce and more scarce and more scarce and and and i know in the documentary industry, there's been a recent push. It's been about the last 15 years to try to get those stories, to get those stories documented from Kim Burns to Netflix to all kinds of people really trying to get World War II footage captured and stories told, American Veterans Association. I mean, it's just, bless that guy because he's still with us and a lot of - 104 years old.

53:28Hayley Caronia:That's incredible to be that old. What a blessing to be that old. So, all right, let's get into some blind reactions. I have not seen these videos before, but here we go.

53:41Dan Bongino:All right, here we go. Here is the first one.

53:44Hayley Caronia:For your hatching ceremony, would you like it to be loud or quiet today? Quiet. Okay, let's do it.

53:51Dan Bongino:All right, so what I'm going to need you to do is raise your right hand and repeat after me. I promise. I promise. Take care of this dragon. Take care of this dragon. Like a true Viking. Like a true Viking. I will give it lots of love. I will give it lots of love. I will give it lots of food. I will give it lots of food. And show it to my favorite thing. And show it to my favorite thing. Perfect. Now it does it's ready to come on out. So on the count of three, my favorite part. You're going to pull the bottom of the shell and we'll have you together. One, two, and three.

54:17Hayley Caronia:We have a baby's night carry.

54:20Dan Bongino:Yay.

54:22Hayley Caronia:Alrighty. Oh, he turned out absolutely adorable.

54:25Dan Bongino:So you're going to hold on to that little one line.

54:30Hayley Caronia:Guys, like these are adults. I really, I hate Disney adults so much. I really do. Like they freak me out.

54:40Dan Bongino:Remember when I called them unsettling?

54:42Hayley Caronia:They are.

54:42Dan Bongino:That was the video I was watching a couple days ago.

54:44Hayley Caronia:Disney adults are unsettling. What do you mean you're having an unhatching ceremony? And do you want your unhatching ceremony to be loud or quiet? What is wrong with these people? They're like so easily triggered. Like, how could you be triggered by that? That wasn't loud.

55:03Hayley Caronia:Like, I can't believe that these are real. They're real people. All right, let's watch the next one. Oh, man. What is that?

55:14Dan Bongino:A labubu.

55:18Hayley Caronia:Is it a Dubai chocolate labubu?

55:21Dan Bongino:Yeah, but, you know, we're going to keep bringing these up on the show until you make a Shrek cookie.

55:29Hayley Caronia:I have not done that. What do you think this is made out of that it's melting so fast? Chocolate?

55:36Dan Bongino:Ice cream or something, probably. Yeah, it didn't have a chance. This thing didn't have a chance.

55:41Hayley Caronia:But how would an ice cream labubu even stay up for that long? I don't know, frosting maybe?

55:49Dan Bongino:I don't know. I'm calling fake attempt on this one. I think the Shrek... I'm not a labubuologist.

55:53Hayley Caronia:It's all...

55:55Dan Bongino:I think the Shrek and the meat remember the meat flops I think the meat flops that was a good honest attempt at a product I don't know that this is a good honest attempt I think this is just for clicks

56:07Hayley Caronia:I thought it was Stitch from Lilo at Stitch at first but it was a Labubu do you have another one for me

56:14Dan Bongino:yeah this pilot left his mic on when he was leaving is this the last video? yeah this is the last one okay last video of the show this pilot left his microphone on when he was leaving maybe a more liberal city than he's used to. 21.3 is ready to go. Yeah, fucking Spice. Goddamn liberal fucks. Throwing like eight guns out here somewhere. That's it. Fucking weirdos. Probably dying around. Fuck it. Conde. Fuck it. Fuck it. Lower shit. I go slow as fuck. And last, calling on Tower, That's 1-2-4-1-0 hot mic. If you don't have balls in it, you're fucking rolling cold. Hot mic. God damn it.

57:02Hayley Caronia:He's like, uh-oh, my mic was on. He was just spitting facts and speaking his mind. He was ready to get out there.

57:11Dan Bongino:Hey, one thing before we go. I know the chat in the last couple of days has noticed this a little bit. We've had a little redirection happening in the studio. and you're in slightly a little bit different position in the studio. It helps look. But I also love the fact that we get into better camera angles that I might be able to kind of like bounce forth with production. And one of them is the drink cam. I really enjoy it here.

57:34Hayley Caronia:I do have multiple drinks.

57:36Dan Bongino:Yeah. You know, your seven liters of water and coffee there can be shown to the -

57:42Hayley Caronia:The coffee dehydrates, the water hydrates. You just have, you know, you got to do both.

57:50Dan Bongino:so we'll, we'll, you know, we'll keep the, we'll keep the, we'll keep the audience excited about that.

57:55Hayley Caronia:I got to talk for an hour. I mean, what do you want from me? I have to.

57:59Dan Bongino:And you've been, yeah, you've choked on the water a couple of times this week. So.

58:04Hayley Caronia:Alrighty. Well, thank you so much for scrolling along with me today and spending your Friday evening with me. I will catch you all back here on Monday on the Bongina report channel, rumble.com slash Haley to watch the show in full. Listen on your favorite podcast platform. Follow me on social media at Hayley Karania on X, on TikTok, on Instagram, on Truth Social. And I'll see you right back here on Monday. Bye.