The Bongino Weekend Report - 09/05/26

5 Sep 2026 · 1 h 11 min · 30 chapters

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In short

Dan Bongino’s Monday “Weekend Report” argues that political “doom and gloom” is misleading; he claims fringe left and “fake MAGA” right actors are converging to sabotage Republicans and help Trump lose. He also claims the GOP messaging war has flipped in Republicans’ favor, driven by Trump’s immigration-focused tone and by Democrats’ panic over figures like Hassan Piker. He discusses election strategy (show up, don’t assume losses), attacks media tabloidism, and criticizes “con men” in politics/social media.

Guests

None. The episode is hosted by Dan Bongino with recurring co-host/producer “Jim” and “Mike” referenced, plus “Sean Farish” mentioned for station hosting, but no interview guests appear.

Guest backgrounds

Not applicable (no guests interviewed).

Key claims

Horseshoe convergence between radical left and “folex maga” to destroy MAGA/conservatives; polls about a “blue wave” are “garbage”; Republicans can hold Senate/possibly gain seats if voters show up; Democrats are losing messaging due to internal contradictions and choosing controversial allies; Trump’s Venezuela oil access deal is “America first” and should be celebrated.

Notable examples

Raw Story’s “FBI employee and bestiality” headline; Hassan Piker supercut; Ayanna Pressley “replacement theory” rhetoric; Trump warning about Texas Senate nominee “Talacripo/Talarico” (Talarico); “Catch Me If You Can” as a con-man hero caution.

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Chapters

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Monday Blues and Weekend Reflections

0:45 to 3:24

Dan discusses the common disdain for Mondays and shares his weekend experiences.

“where everybody hated going back to school on Monday.”

Understanding Horseshoe Theory

3:24 to 5:35

An explanation of horseshoe theory and its relevance to current political dynamics.

“This is like miscellaneous stuff I throw in because I can't shut up, but I guess that's good being a talk show guy.”

The Midterm Election Outlook

5:35 to 10:40

Dan analyzes the potential outcomes of the upcoming midterm elections and the importance of voter turnout.

“I'm going to get to this later in the show, but the left-wing media that obviously hates President Trump, us, freedom and liberty and all that stuff, some of the stuff they write is so insane.”

Trump's Deal with Venezuela

10:40 to 14:01

Discussion of President Trump's oil deal with Venezuela and reactions to it.

“But having said that, a lot of these districts, because here's, let me explain this.”

Critique of Liberal Media and Optimism

14:01 to 14:32

The host discusses negative perceptions propagated by the liberal media and expresses indifference towards complaints about political situations.

“In cheap oil, he just delivered it to you And you're already whining Again, if you listen to the horseshoe theory, liberal media lunatics and the doom and gloom crowd all the time, you'd never know that even happened.”

Analyzing Polls and Public Sentiment

14:37 to 15:20

The host critiques recent polls indicating a pessimistic view of America's future and dismisses them as misleading.

“The doomers and grifters and everybody told us we should all be miserable?”

The Republican Messaging War

15:22 to 17:46

A discussion on the historical struggle of the Republican Party in effective messaging and contrasts it with Democrats' creativity.

“I always bring receipts to back this stuff up.”

Democrats in Messaging Panic

17:49 to 22:59

The host describes how Democrats are struggling with messaging and contrasts it with past strategies that worked for them.

“exclusively from commoditized industries like oil and petrochemicals where advertising really wasn't a thing.”

Impact of Donald Trump on Messaging

23:00 to 28:00

An analysis of Donald Trump's significant influence on Republican messaging and the shift in political discourse.

“He's walking this lady in a wheelchair and actually throws her off the cliff?”

The Shift in Rhetoric on Immigration

28:00 to 28:31

Discusses Donald Trump's bold approach to immigration and how it has shifted Republican messaging.

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The Rise of the Parallel Economy

28:31 to 28:50

Explores the breaking of the media monopoly and the emergence of a parallel economy.

Finding Sanity in a Crazy World

28:50 to 29:56

Encourages activists to recognize that the online chaos is not reflective of real-world sentiments.

“If you're an activist out there, if you're watching this online X and TikTok Snapchat ecosystem and you're swearing to yourself like the world has gone completely mad.”

The Importance of Taking Uncomfortable Positions

29:56 to 31:45

Discusses the need for hosts to take bold stances rather than play it safe to maintain authenticity.

“I only brought up my history in the business, not to impress you.”

The Lindsay Clancy Case: A Growing Concern

31:45 to 32:54

Shares frustrations about the Lindsay Clancy trial and its implications for society.

“You come out and you say, hey, it happened to me when I came out and supported President Trump.”

Understanding 'Raison d'etre' and Its Impact

32:54 to 35:08

Explains the concept of 'raison d'etre' and how it applies to various societal movements and individuals.

“I'm a rotting meat carcass right now with osteoarthritis and everything.”

The Fabrication of Heroic Narratives by Liberals

35:08 to 38:19

Critiques how some liberals craft narratives to position themselves as heroes in society.

“The problem with both of those movements is they have no raison d 'etre.”

Demographics as Destiny: A Supercut Discussion

38:19 to 41:57

Introduces a supercut discussion on the implications of changing demographics in America.

“The problem is this actually is real, but it's the Democrats thing.”

Changing Demographics in America

42:07 to 42:48

Discussion on how demographics are changing in America, particularly regarding the white population's status.

“As of 2007, every year, babies being born in this country, whites now are the minority.”

Thank You to Followers and Announcement

42:48 to 44:17

Acknowledgment of supporters and an announcement about the new morning show.

“They all share a very similar characteristic.”

Theme of Today's Podcast

44:17 to 46:02

Introduction to the show's theme centered around con men and media personalities.

“So getting back to the show, I like themes for the show, you know, for the podcast that airs live at 10 a.m.”

Warning About Con Men

46:02 to 47:26

A warning about con men in the media and politics, emphasizing caution in choosing heroes online.

“Folks, there are a number of con men out there on X.”

Critique of Political Figures

47:26 to 49:42

Criticism of various political figures, focusing on their credibility and authenticity.

“This Tala creepo, Tala freako, Tala rico, whatever you'd like to call him is really creepy and weird folks.”

Masks and Public Health

49:42 to 51:24

Discussion on masks during COVID-19 and their perceived effectiveness.

“He was maybe the best attorney, and everybody admits it.”

Texas Political Commentary

51:24 to 54:00

Commentary on Texas politics and a humorous take on a political figure's behavior in a Cracker Barrel.

“these viruses out there, Epstein bar, whatever the monovirus, if there was a stupid virus, I don't want the infection.”

Discussion on Economic Outlook

54:00 to 55:58

Discussion on the significance of job growth and the importance of context in economic news.

“Not for you, because you don't even know where I'm going with this now.”

Analyzing Job Growth Numbers

56:04 to 58:34

Learn about recent job growth numbers and their implications.

“Well, as I somewhat happened, now the doomers and the gloomers are going to be very upset about this because they only want to focus on the bad news.”

Political Commentary on Current Events

58:34 to 1:01:26

Discuss the current political landscape and the focus of different parties.

“While the Democrats, and I'll get to this later, are focused on impeaching Pete Hegseth, impeaching Donald Trump, impeaching the president's cat.”

Life Advice and Audience Feedback

1:01:26 to 1:03:42

A unique perspective on life advice and feedback from the audience.

“Ladies and gentlemen, you are living in, I mean, to call it a transformative time is kind of like almost reverse hyperbole.”

The Lindsey Clancy Case Discussion

1:03:42 to 1:10:00

An in-depth analysis of the controversial Lindsey Clancy case and societal implications.

“And of that 30%, about a quarter of that was people like really ticked off at me for this take on the Lindsey Clancy case.”

The Importance of Legal Guardrails

1:10:00 to 1:10:25

The discussion emphasizes the need for legal protections to safeguard the innocent and prevent a dark future.

“anyone else's crime, they are punished harshly.”
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Transcript

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0:16All America, all the time. On the side of freedom and liberty, your voice of hope and truth is here. The Bongino Report, PM. with Dan Bongino. You know, some people hate Mondays. They do. I mean, it's pretty common. I think it's a remnant. Maybe not a remnant, because maybe if you have a job, you're not really digging. Monday is probably not the best either. But it's probably a remnant for school where everybody hated going back to school on Monday. Well, it was always that one nerd. What do you think we are, nerd? Remember Rocky IV? Yes, you are nerds. There was always that one nerd. Remember in the class, there was like 30 kids in your class.

0:55I went to St. Pancras in Glendale. Who wants homework? I do. Miss Cramtree. No, no, we don't. Like, shut up, Johnny. But I was in law enforcement my entire life where there's no, well, there's a Monday. Monday exists, obviously. But you'd work weekends, especially if you were the new guy all the time. So your Monday could have been a Wednesday or your Monday could have been a Friday. So I never really got into that. But in radio, radio and podcasting are not obviously physically demanding spaces. Jim, we can agree, right? Like no one's asking us to dig ditches. So this is definitely not a boo-hoo moment.

1:37But, you know, going on the air, you better be damn sure you're mentally in the game. No listener wants to hear your stories. I got a call. My fingernail hurts. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Shut your pie hole and do the show. So the thing about Monday I always love with radio is if you've had a really good weekend, you come back fully energized. Your glycogen stores are ready to go. You're not like sore from a Friday workout. You may be a little sore from a Friday workout if you had some adult sodas, but you're doing pretty good on Monday. So I feel pretty good. Jim did not have a great weekend.

2:12Everyone sent Jim. He's at JJ Verde. His back is hurting him. Backs are the worst. He's having a back issue. The worst. You can hurt like your wrist, your shoulder. You'll get through it. Your neck's not that great. But once you hurt your back, I went through. Jim is struggling. But Jim is a trooper, and he's in the studio. I noticed he hasn't shaved today either. He has just given up. Mike's like. That's the downside of the Zoom thing. And Jim, Mike is totally ready to throw you to the curb. He just said, I'm standing by. He's totally ready. He's going to throw you right in the river right now.

2:45He's just waiting for a moment of weakness. All right, all right. I know, but it's Monday. I don't have a big weekend update. I really didn't do anything exciting this weekend. So I used to do a Dan Bongino show weekend update. I have nothing to report. I didn't even go out this weekend. I watched a couple of terrible movies and I finished the Charlie Manson special, the three-part documentary, which I thought was amazing because it reminded me of a bunch of crazy liberals, the whole Manson family, how they got gaslit into believing crazy things. And the minute they were exposed to reality again, they were like, oh my gosh, that was all crazy.

3:16Yeah, it was all crazy. It sounded crazy when they first said it. let's start. I thought you did start. No, no, start the content portion of the show. I actually have this all lined out. This is like miscellaneous stuff I throw in because I can't shut up, but I guess that's good being a talk show guy. Folks, you know what horseshoe theory is? You can look it up while we're doing the show together here, but I'll explain it to you. I'll make it really simple, but you can fact check me if you want. Horseshoe theory is this. It's not a theory, by the way it's now a fact as it's happening in live time and witnessing it it's this theory that fringe movements on both sides of the ideological aisle the what you'd call the right and the left that fringe movements on both sides will eventually join together in like a horseshoe type motion back towards the and they'll both start repeating the same thing i i say it's not horseshoe theory but it's horseshoe fact now because we're seeing this in live time as they both have the same goal the the radical left and these what i call folex maga these fake maga people on the right that are just repeating and getting you know owned by the day now as this just totally implodes all podcasts to stand everywhere else they're both saying that generally the same thing and why are they saying the same thing this is the important part about horseshoe theory now horseshoe fact they're saying the same thing because they have the same goal their goal is to make sure that this MAGA movement, conservative movement, Republican Party that's now starting to really gain ground in minority communities and elsewhere amongst union families, places we haven't done well in the past, is completely destroyed.

4:54Podcastistan wants to do it because they don't like the movement as it is now. A lot of these people were former Democrats who pretended to be Republicans who now secreted their way into the MAGA tent, put their camel nose underneath first, and then got all the way in later, legs, arms, everything else, toes. Some of you get, what? Let's get all the way in there. And then they're trying to just sabotage and throw like, let's call it a crap grenade in the tent. Their goal is to get you to not show up for the midterms because they want President Trump to lose. Horseshoe theory is now horseshoe fact.

5:34You're seeing it. I'm going to get to this later in the show, but the left-wing media that obviously hates President Trump, us, freedom and liberty and all that stuff, some of the stuff they write is so insane. I saw a story this weekend. Please stay tuned. I'm not trying to unnecessarily tease things, but in Raw Story, which is like a level below, like the worst tabloid you've ever seen at the supermarket checkout line. It's like Elvis had babies with space aliens. Then there's like Raw Story below that. Wrote this article about becoming an FBI employee and bestiality. Yes, this is an actual, Jim, don't shake your head.

6:10You may have heard some on the podcast earlier. If you ever want to listen to podcasts, by the way, we're live at 10 a.m. Eastern every day. However, I'll explain that. It's just a total nonsense story, but it's meant for stupid people. Like the headline was drafted up so stupid people will click on it and be like, yeah, man, that sounds great. Sounds good to me. They want a blue wave. And you've probably been told by a lot of folks in Podcastistan and elsewhere and in the liberal media that a blue wave, in other words, a midterm route for the Republican Party is inevitable. Now, I just want to preface this up front by saying it is certainly a possibility.

6:50And I don't like gaslighting people the other way either with faux bravado. You know, chest puffing, oh, we're going to win back. We're going to gain 22 seats in the Senate. That's not going to happen, okay? Let's just be real. Okay, that's just mathematically not going to happen. Okay, there's no math or even decent polling that remotely says that. However, ladies and gentlemen, we do stand a pretty good chance. If we show up. We do stand a pretty good chance of holding the Senate. Maybe even adding a seat in Michigan, maybe adding a seat in in New Hampshire, which is looking good now. we may add a couple seats it's possible the house is a little bit of a struggle but the same exact thing that the doom and gloom people are telling you now that it's a fait accompli president trump's going to get destroyed the republican party's finished we're going to lose 200 seats in the house do you realize the very same people the very same people on our side made that same mistake in the Biden midterms.

8:01I'm just, listen, you got to call balls and strikes and be a legit umpire. The game don't matter, okay? This was a really big thing. Jim was with me, so was Mike, so was my podcast team. You remember the Biden midterms. We told people every single day, you could probably pull Jim a super cut for me if you needed to. We warned, well, not every day, but at least a few times a week. Stop with this red wave talk. There was all of this stuff out there on X and elsewhere. Biden sucks so bad. This is like of all the sucky presidencies. This is like a level 10 level of suck. The sucking sound was unprecedented in presidential history.

8:37And they were correct. The Biden presidency was an intergalactic embarrassment. Folks, he did his party did not do that badly in the midterms. just like we have the potential in a non-sucky matter of fact very good couple of years under president trump border crime manufacturing returning some trade deals we were in the united everything's been great but it's been a ton of really good news to run on borders are closed streets are safer manufacturing's coming back we're building big things again in the united states we have enough to run on there is no reason comparing us to the biden midterms where he didn't do that historically he didn't do that bad his party that is there's no reason we can't hold the house and hold the senate none it's just a matter of showing up folks the reason biden's team did not do that bad despite i think what we can all agree if we're not insane was a just his almost unprecedented level of suck in a presidency in the first two between Afghanistan, 9 % inflation in one quarter.

9:48I mean, we hadn't seen that number since Jimmy Carter. It's because of gerrymandering. The computer programs that carve congressional districts up now have managed to carve these districts into so many safe seats where even if there was a blue wave or a red wave, there's such a buffer in many of these seats that these safe seats aren't going anywhere. I mean, it would have to be even beyond the Biden level of suck for really for people to vote against their party in some of these safe seats. It's like a 20 point buffer. Gerrymandering has carved the country up. So there's really only. I don't know, maybe 20 or so seats or so that are really in play every cycle.

10:39Now, that's a problem for the Republicans in this cycle, because we've only got, depending on who's out, who's in a one, two, three vote buffer on the Republican side. But having said that, a lot of these districts, because here's, let me explain this. And Jim, if I get this wrong, say shut up and explain it better. Because they have made so many safe seats, right? They have had to make semi-safe seats where, say, the Democrat voting advantage was 55 to 45. There's 55 percent Democrat. I'm just trying to do easy math for 45. So in order to make some of these seats safe, they've got to pull the Democrats from somewhere.

11:16Yeah, I get it. Cheating and either. But but they have to pull them from somewhere. So say they make a 55 percent Democrat district 51. They pull out four percent to make that four percent to make another seat safe. they still have an advantage but it's not a great one meaning if you just show up you could perform not that great and still win that seed this is what's going on so this is why i'm trying to tell people like there's so much good stuff to run on that there's no reason to just throw in the towel oh my gosh the doomers and the gloomers told me it's over if oh my gosh if i could count the time we got them now jim i know what you're gonna say what to say the wall the walls are the walls are closing it again the walls are closing it again i get it we've heard it a quadrillion times obvious hyperbole we've already heard it if you just show up and vote and bring 10 people there is a damn good chance we will do extremely well in this election and the horseshoe theory folks the folex maga podcast the stan lunatics telling you everything sucks all the time again i'm not telling you not to have an opinion i'm just telling you to look at this stuff with an open mind do you like that the borders are closed do you like that there have been historic uh declines and violent crime and murder in the united states do you like the fact that deportations are at a record high do you like the idea again that in international relations, we're back to a position of strength with the president that supports our military?

12:52Do you like the fact that manufacturing's returning? If you like that stuff, then you do have something to vote on. If you listen to the doomers and the grifters, however, it's all over.

13:04Everyone, you've seen the braver. Before you forfeit the election and don't show up, just hold, everyone. Everyone, just hold, take in the info and the inputs and process in the album. Man, you're getting them all in today. You still have that list? Those P1s, you know where we're going with it. Jim, cue up for me to have a Vox segment. I want to show you another one, just one moment before we take a break here. Really important. President Trump this week Cuts a huge deal with his Department of State The D.O.W. Department of War For access to enormous Venezuelan oil fields And immediately Old school establishment people Are whining about it Oh my gosh I can't believe the deal's not even bad What do you want?

13:55We just got access To a huge percentage of Venezuelan oil You just said you wanted America first In cheap oil, he just delivered it to you And you're already whining Again, if you listen to the horseshoe theory, liberal media lunatics and the doom and gloom crowd all the time, you'd never know that even happened. They're whining about the deal. I can't believe it. The Venezuelans may be a little upset about it. I thought you were America first. Who cares? I don't care. Jim, do you care? I don't care. No, me either. Don't we do an America first? That's what I'm doing. I got more on this coming up next.

14:31We'll be right back.

14:36Ladies and gentlemen, I got some good news for you today. What? The doomers and grifters and everybody told us we should all be miserable? The polls show that Americans who believe in the future of a great America are down to like 20 or something percent. What is going on here? What is going on here? Folks, one, I don't believe any of that. I think those are crap garbage polls. You can roll them up in a ball. Jim's like, oh no, here we go again. I'm the only allowed to say certain things about where the ball can go and you can insert the ball. And dad, I don't buy any of that. I don't buy it. What?

15:12We can say that. Stop giving me the look. That's okay. That's okay. We are winning. When I say we, I mean the Republican party. We are winning the messaging war. The tides have totally shifted. Oh, come on. No, I'm dead serious, folks. I always bring receipts to back this stuff up. I don't like faux optimism. I don't like faux depression either. Faux optimism. And remember in the Biden midterm, it's going to be a red wave. I told people, please stop. I'm not seeing indications of that. And it wasn't a red wave. It was a decent election. But what? I don't want to hear the faux depression either.

15:46It'll be a blue wave. We're going to lose 700 seats. It's not even 700 seats to lose. What are you talking about? Folks, when you're involved in politics, there are timeless kind of little nuggets of knowledge that I don't care if you're an activist a candidate or really just a concerned voter you really should take them in internalize them and as I like to say like make them a brain tattoo and I'm going to say they're not mine I'm not pretending here um to be the Stygian witches from uh you know Clash of the Time give me the eye like I'm not pretending there at all to do any of that. These are things that have been passed on to me that I'm just passing to you as just a medium here.

16:34I don't mean like a psychic, you know, I'm just passing it. I'm a middleman messenger of timeless ideas to pass on to you. Republicans have gotten their collective rumps kicked in for decades in the messaging war folks. It's just true. there were a number of reasons for that one of them that was told to me again by a very smart man involved in republican party activism for a long time grabbed me at an event one time he said um no i'm sorry this is a disease this i read in a piece i want to be precise the other with the assertions versus questions i'll get to in a second i read this in a piece one time and this is so incredibly spot on the premise of the piece forgive me i don't remember the author was that republican messaging about their issues even though we went on the issues all the time We went on the tax issue.

17:24Nobody wants to pay higher taxes. How do we know? Democrats spend all their money on accounts to avoid paying higher taxes. Don't they love higher taxes? Democrats hate school choice. B.S. They send their kids to Sidwell Friends in Washington, D.C. and school choice. And we won on the it is. We lost on the messaging. We won on the message, lost on the messaging. One of the reasons was, as I read in this piece, is that a lot of the heavy donors to Republican Party politics in the past, not so much anymore, but in the past, we're almost exclusively from commoditized industries like oil and petrochemicals where advertising really wasn't a thing.

18:02You know, Jim, when you're going between like a Citgo and a Chevron and a BP or whatever, are you like really susceptible to whatever, buy BP gas, it smells better? You just go, it's cheaper. Do you not? Almost nobody out there goes and buys gas based on some marketing pitch. It's a price elasticity. They're worried about the price. That's it. So a lot of these folks in the past that were in candidates' ears donated money. And listen, that's just the way politics. I wish it weren't that way, but it is. It gives you access. People are likely to take a call from a guy who donated$100 ,000 to a pack.

18:37Hey, I think you should say this. They were just really bad at messaging. Meanwhile, who's in the lefty candidates here? You got Hollywood entertainers, artists, singers. I'm not telling you you got to like their politics. I certainly don't. But they're obviously very creative. That's why they're artists. They'd be like, you know what? I think you should run this campaign in and talk about like hope and hope he changey. You know, sound familiar. Remember hope he changey? Jim's like, sounds like Obama. Yeah, well, he probably got that from a bunch of artists and Hollywood people who filtered their way into the consultant class.

19:16We were just really bad at messaging. Folks, it's totally flipped. It's totally completely flipped. Now, I'm going to give you the receipts here up front to show you what I mean. The Democrats are now in a complete panic because one, two, three. I have about five reasons because it's one thing to say something. It's another thing to back it up. four or five reasons, depending on how much time I can get to here, on why the messaging war is totally flipped. The Democrats now have become nothing more than robots and NPCs, man and women's room, wealth tax, boys suck, patriarchy. They all say the same thing.

19:55They have no, meanwhile, you got Republicans arguing about everything. The war in Iran, tariffs. That's a good thing. It's healthy. We all got opinions. Crazy how that's like not only not a bad thing, but a very good thing. It keeps people frosty and snappy, man. Get going. Get your ideas going. No one says anything different on the Democrat side ever. They don't. I think there are four or five reasons we're winning, but I want to play this first. Jim put this together. First, I'm going to put together, well, I'm going to play a super cut for you, about a minute or so. But here is a cut of Democrats in complete total panic mode because they chose volunteer.

20:35They chose this. to welcome a man into their tent, the Democrat tent, Hassan Piker. And no, I'm not stopping talking. No one tells me what to talk about. The Democrats want to invite a guy in their tent who talks about rapes, you know, not changing his mind. Like he's not worried about rapes on October 7th, how he hates America, how we deserve 9-11. I'm not letting that go when you shouldn't either under no circumstances. It is a sticky note on their back. It's not going anywhere. You want to campaign with this guy? Good. Own it. Be it. Own it. Love it. Remember that pretty woman? They be it. Own it.

21:08The ad you you're going to be it. You're going to own it now because I'm not letting it go. No matter what. No one's talking me out of it. The Democrats used to be good at messaging this stuff away. Not anymore. Thanks for putting this together, Jimmy, a little super cut of the Dems in total panic mode about their own message. Check this out. My campaign has never been about a streamer in California. He doesn't speak for me. I don't speak for him. Here's what I can tell you on the ground from Michigan. We are sick. of talking about Hassan Piker. Hassan Piker is not running for anything that I know of.

21:40If I'm wrong, I hope that somebody corrects me. I do not think that a Twitch streamer is what the people of Michigan are concerning themselves on. I am done, so don't any reporter ask me again about Hassan Piker. It's not what November is about. Folks, you never, ever heard this from Democrats in the past. I shouldn't say never, with few exceptions. Maybe the Bill Clinton famous Sister Soldier moment where the rapper Sister Soldier had these really offensive lyrics. And Bill Clinton was asked about it and was like, I basically renounced that stuff. And it's called the Sister Soldier moment. You can look it up yourself.

22:27Soul J-A-H. Check it out. It was maybe the only time Democrats used to run the most aggressive, crazy, insane political ads ever and totally get away with it. I know Jim and I are old enough with the Democrats used to run ads against Republicans. Basically, you'll be lynched and dragged through the streets like Emmett Till. People were like, what? That's the craziest freaking thing I've ever heard. And Democrats would be like, right on, man. That's awesome. Remember when Paul Ryan was throwing people off of a cliff? Paul Ryan, that's such a... Yes, producer Jim from the bullpen. Remember the ad?

23:08Fake Paul Ryan? He's walking this lady in a wheelchair and actually throws her off the cliff? Well, I mean, it's not a real lady, obviously. But who knew? Democrats, some of them are so dumb, they probably thought it was a real... I'm like, gosh, he just killed that lady. By the way, was there even a disclaimer on... You know when they say, this is a stunt, do not try this at home, like car ads where they're racing through? I don't even think they said that. Someone probably threw their grandmother off the cliff. It's okay. Paul Ryan said it's okay. Jim is right. The ads were so insane, and they would win.

23:41Nancy Pelosi. That's another Democrat ad. It is? I don't remember that one. Yeah, it was taken from Poltergeist, too. Reverend Cain. You're all going to die. That was effectively Democrat ads. Oh, Dan, that stuff's stupid. not it's not stupid they want they used to win Nancy Pelosi routed in the George W. Bush midterms the Republican Party I don't know they take back like 40 to 50 seats it was ridiculous folks it's been totally turned on its head they're in total panic mode here's Hassan Piker their guy he's their homie they brought him into the state we didn't bring him in the Democrats wanted a campaign with a guy who thinks we deserve 9-11 and says he hates America.

24:25There's their choice. I didn't, I don't, I don't know this guy. Never met a San Piker. They brought him in. Now they're freaking out. They used to laugh about this stuff. Stupid Republicans, the media would cover for him. Here's a San Piker yesterday saying he's getting off X now. Listen, I'm not mad at him. You want to get off X? I got off X for a while. I'm going to be a hypocrite about it. I got back on after Elon bought it. However, you're not getting off X. I thought you were proud of this message. the Democrats used to celebrate this stuff you're all going to be lynched and dragged and murdered and killed they used to say even crazier things in this guy not now because Republicans have gotten good at gluing this stuff to their backs check this out there has been a we'll talk about all this stuff we'll talk about all this stuff we'll get into all of this and more in a second personal news wise there's not really much going on in my life other than just like incest and slander hour I deleted tweet I deleted Twitter off my phone finally i'm going back to i'm going back to the basics i'm going back to being normal i'm going back to to mental sanity you heard it yourself there he is hassan pico who by the way they don't jim did you catch it by the way in your super cut they don't even mention them now they just talk them as a streamer as some random guy a streamer a streamer like they're talking about like pat mcafee talking about sports or something like the stream which streamer which because they don't want you to look them up.

25:48Folks, we are winning. Now, I told you I thought there were five reasons. I'll try to get through them before the break. If not, I'll get to the rest of them after. But this is really important. The biggest reason of all by far is President Trump. Folks, pre-Donald Trump Republican Party politics, many of you out there live through with me. The Republican Party ran some of the worst ads you have ever seen in your entire life. Outside of Reagan's morning in America, almost no Republican candidate. I'm not knocking them. I don't want to from Santorum to Mitt Romney to other major party candidates who ran ran any kind of memorable ads at all.

26:33Because I told you they just weren't they had people in their ear who just weren't very good at this. and there were things prior to Donald Trump that were just unacceptable to say they just were I'll never forget being in an activist group after Mitt Romney lost to Obama and people were never talking about immigration again it was like verboten you were not allowed to talk about it all of course I was like I'll talk about whatever I want so were others in the group they're like you're not telling us what to talk about Donald Trump comes out goes not only am I going to talk about immigration I'm going to tell them that they're sending their worst people here and I'm going to make it the staple of my campaign and he wins multiple times he changed the whole dynamic of what is air quotes an acceptable conversation to have and republican party activists donors consultants and all took note like hey maybe we were wrong the whole time and this guy was right we some of them may not have liked him but there's no doubt he won multiple times and you took the l Donald Trump is by far the biggest reason for the messaging shift not just in the message i.e.

27:39Donald Trump I'm going to talk about immigration swampy Republicans don't talk about immigration we could alienate Hispanic voters turned out to be completely wrong but it's not just the message it's the tone Donald Trump changed the tone too Republicans in the past were like yeah we got to be on like the moral and ethical right course of history you know what the moral course of history is to fight socialists and commies and people want to destroy the country donald trump came out and was just like not only are we going to call out illegal immigration some of these people they're sending here are criminals and we don't want them and a republican establishment was like oh my gosh you can't say that he's like now i'm going to say it again he is the biggest reason because i hate teases because they're the worst thing ever i'm going to give you the other couple and i'm explain more on the other side of the break here are the others in case you missed the next segment which i don't want you to elon musk see where i'm going with that the media monopoly getting broken up and the parallel economy those Those are the reasons that the Republicans are now the kings of messaging and they got Democrats on the run.

28:48We'll be right back.

28:53I want to bring up something to you. If you're an activist out there, if you're watching this online X and TikTok Snapchat ecosystem and you're swearing to yourself like the world has gone completely mad. I want you to just braveheart. hold hold just hold oh i'm telling you it hasn't i get out there in the real world like you do i was out last night a volleyball game for my daughter so many nice people came up to me and said the most amazing things like the world is a sane place x is not the real world there are components of the real world and it don't ignore it i enjoy it i like being on the platform it is not the real world.

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29:34As you see the proliferation of crazy nonsense on X, like space aliens killed this guy, Lindsay Clancy's a hero and all this other stuff. As you see it, you're swearing like I'm the only sane person left. Thankfully, and I mean this, you are not. There is an army of people out there that are not as crazy as you're seeing in this unrepresentative sample size on social media. I only brought up my history in the business, not to impress you. Who cares? Really? You talk for a living. Great. I've always told you, like, you guys have real jobs. I talk for a living. That's my thing. But, and Jim's been around this business for decades, a lot longer than me.

30:17He's been with many hosts, one who shall not be.

30:25Jim's been with many hosts. Jim can attest to this, that if you are not comfortable taking uncomfortable positions in this business, because you fear you may lose some people, don't get in the business. Folks, there is nothing listeners and viewers hate more than a guy who sits on the top of the fence with a pole up and we can't even talk about that. Apparently we're not able to talk about that saying stuff on FCC regulated airways. We learned that the hard way about five years ago in the first radio show. You got a poll right up, right up right there. It's right there. Nobody likes that. They're not tuning into your radio show in this case or podcast or cable news show or whatever, your live stream to hear you go on one hand, but on the other hand, what was it?

31:17Arthur Acuna said, give me a one-handed economist because they're always saying that on one hand. They want to hear what you have to say. That's why they're listening to your show. Now, sometimes you got to apply the Bongino rule, wait for the facts to come in before you formulate an opinion. But I only bring this up because if you're not comfortable taking uncomfortable positions and losing some listeners or viewers over the course of your career, don't get in the business. It happens every primary season. Jim, am I right? You come out and you say, hey, it happened to me when I came out and supported President Trump.

31:51There were people who supported Ron DeSantis, people who supported Ted Cruz. I was a convert from this, but told me I'm not listening to your show again. Okay. I'm not mad at you. You believe in your, I love Ron DeSantis. He's great. I love Ted Cruz. I think they're great. I just had a different pick for that cycle. You know, it doesn't make you a bad guy. But there are people who will legitimately tune out. But I'll tell you how to get everybody to tune out and to never maintain any sense of longevity in this business we've been in for over a decade. Is to never take a position on anything to placate everyone at the same time.

32:24I say that because this Lindsay Clancy trial is, folks, I'm getting increasingly furious about this case. I've not talked about it much because this is largely a conservative MAGA-based show and I get that. But this is an issue that I, it's like a beach ball underwater for me. I can't, I can't contain it anymore. it's a sign of a growing type of psychosis we have amongst a small portion of the populace small I can't emphasize this enough this is not the norm but a small portion of the populace that has and Jim and I debated we were doing pre-production this morning pre-pro if you want to pre-pro an industry guy right and we're like how do we sum this up and I had said to the guys, you ever heard that, you know, the kids, they have these, these terms like mogging and main character energy.

33:25And I don't try to talk like a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm 51. I'm a rotting meat carcass right now with osteoarthritis and everything. I'm not a kid, but I think some of their terms are funny. And one of the terms they have is this MCE thing, main character energy, how you have these people with such big personalities. They have like this main character energy, you know, here's the thing about a lot of leftists and lunatics and conspiracy nuts and doomers and crazies. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to bring this up again later. They live in a vacuum. Their lives are meaningless. I'm sorry they are.

33:55They don't have kids like you do. They're not going to volleyball games and baseball games and soccer games. They don't have a business to run. They don't. So they fall in love with like OnlyFans stars on X who are like, I'm a trained investigator. Space aliens killed Joey Bagadonis. You're like, yeah, what? Where did you get that? They need something in their lives. this will come up throughout the show today, but they need what's called, this is not an SAT vocabulary course, but the word here is important. They need the raison d 'etre. What is the raison d 'etre? It's a French phrase. This is from ChatGPT.

34:38That literally means, ChatGPT must not know, I hate the word literally. Raisin d 'etre is a French phrase that literally means reason for being. It is used to describe the fundamental purpose, existence, or justification of a person, organization, object, or idea. Yes. Folks, the problem with a lot of liberals and folex MAGA, fake MAGA people who are trying to destroy our movement with all their nonsense and attacking everyone and every piece of evidence and going after people. The problem with both of those movements is they have no raison d 'etre. I mean it. I'm not trying to sound like a pseudo-sophisticant here, okay?

35:16they don't have anything. So they'll latch on to anything. I saw it in my time in law enforcement with people who get into the space and they were in finance or whatever before and they've never been involved in a critical, like high stress life or death situation. And they like, the first time they're in mind, they think they're in like a Netflix movie. That'll come up later. They think they're in a Netflix movie and they just panic and crap to bed. although we use the word that rhymes with hit instead. They crap the bed. And they take the rent of Netflix and move, we're all going to die, we're not going to die.

35:53Shut up and calm down. Just calm down. When I was at the FBI, people knock on my door all the time. They come in screaming with their hair on fire. Not all of them, but there was one dude in particular. And I would ask the same questions every time. Brother, is anybody dead? No. Is anybody going to die in the next 10 seconds? So calm down.

36:21Take a Xanax. Call a psychiatrist. You need to calm down. Go back. Go back. Take 10 seconds. Nasal breathing. Get the nitric oxide up and then come back and represent your case. Because I'm not getting into this crazy stuff. This is not some comic book we're living in. It's the real world. liberals do this all the time they are totally detached from reality they write themselves into comic books they're writing where they're the main character because they want to be heroes they see themselves in the model of actual heroes people who march for civil rights and others and because you know they feel like they should be an integral part of history too and that they have to be written into the longitudinal course of history as some heroic figure etched on the Capitol wall.

37:12They have to fabricate their stories. I'm fighting this heroic cause of men in the women's room. Dude, nobody wants a guy's unit in a girl's restroom. Like nobody wants, you're not a hero. You don't have Spidey sense. You know, you're not Batman. You're not like the Dark Knight version of Batman. You're not even like Aquaman. Everybody thought Aquaman was stupid. Even the movie was bad. That's not what you are. So they have to invent things. They have to make themselves a hero and the main character with fake main character energy in a story they're writing that never survives first contact with the real world.

37:49I saw it again yesterday. Jim and I have been laughing at ridiculous leftists who fabricate racist conspiracy theories for the last, what, five, six years we've known each other. And one of the things, this is an example right here the leftists write themselves into a comic where they're fighting against a group of horrible racist ku klux klan republicans everywhere and around every corner there's a white supremacist around every corner for them so they've made up this ghost they need to fight called replacement theory now you p1s though i'm going with this but this is is this ariana aiana aiana presley sorry i was thinking ariana aiana presley this is aiana presley ariana ariana what's the difference this is aiana presley far left lunatic race hustler in congress here she is talking about how birth tourism where chinese communist party infiltrators will come here to give birth to their kids so they have American citizenship so they can use said American citizenship to infiltrate and attempt to destroy the country that birthright citizenship is somehow evidence of this evil ghost they've been fighting replacement theory that catches this this is a fake comic book they wrote because replacement theory.

39:19She's calling it the show again. It's crazy. Replacement theory. The problem is this actually is real, but it's the Democrats thing. They talk about it all the time. So listen to this lady paint herself as a hero about replacement theory that liberals discuss openly all the time. This is an instant classic. Check this out. Dr. Camerata. Yes or no. Are you familiar with the great replacement theory. I read an article or two about it, so I don't know exactly. Well, let me elucidate you and the public watching at home because it's foundational to what's happening here. The great replacement theory is a conspiracy that falsely claims that white people are being deliberately replaced by immigrants and people of color.

40:04It is a far-right white supremacist ideology that far too many Republicans believe is real. In fact, in 2017 in Charlottesville at the Unite the Right rally. When people were brandishing those tiki torches, that's what they were saying. You will not replace us. So it often relies on invasion rhetoric to advance that narrative by portraying black and brown families as an invading force rather than as human beings and people that are entitled to dignity. A parent crossing a border becomes the enemy. A pregnant woman becomes a threat. A child born in the United States becomes proof of a takeover.

40:41the consequences of this rhetoric have been deadly Jim she's fighting a deadly rhetoric there's a Ku Klux Klan guy around every corner and Ayanna Pressley is bravely fighting those Ku Klux Klan hoods you see how she writes herself into the story with the fake main character look at me what a hero what she's not telling you is the idea of replacing American citizens with a foreign born population what they call demographic destiny, changing the demographics of the United States, is their idea. Now, I'm going to do you a favor if you're a first-time listener. Jim, isn't this thing like 20 minutes long?

41:21Now, of course, we're not going to play a 20-minute cut. So we're going to do a little stunt Jim and I did last time we were on the 12 to 3 radio show. Can you just let this play, like, through the break and we'll come back through the break? I don't know, three, what is the break? Three, four minutes? I don't know. But we're going to start. This is the Democrats. This is a 20-minute supercut. 20 minutes of Democrats like Ayanna Presley writing herself into this main character role, heroically fighting against a replacement theory that her own party champions openly all the time. Check this out.

41:52Coming out into the open. In a few years, we're going to be a majority brown country. White people will not be the majority in the country anymore. This will be the first generation ever in American history in which whites will be a minority of the generation at some point. As of 2007, every year, babies being born in this country, whites now are the minority. In 2044, everyone is going to be a minority. As the demographics change, as white people become the minority in the country, which is coming. Demographics is destiny. Demographics is destiny. We're going to let this play do the break. Demographics is destiny, right?

42:25Do the break. No, no. That's how long this is. And we come back from the break. We will just pot it right back up so you can hear it. This is 20 minutes of Democrats talking about replacing you with demographics while simultaneously writing a comic book where they're fighting against the people talking about replacing you. Who is them? Who is them? Stay tuned. We'll be right back.

42:53They all share a very similar characteristic. which is they all want to take advantage of suckers to get you to believe something that's not only going to destroy your own life but the lives of those around you including your family and community and sometimes not with you in this listening audience but with others sometimes it works we're going to expose a lot of con men doomers grifters zeros black pillars and others today as well whether hollywood and elsewhere and unbelievably we're going to show you how a lot of these people believe this stuff these people say despite the fact that the people saying it never live up to the own that the things they're saying i see this on x all day before we get to all that a big thank you a bongino report pm i hope you're enjoying it with me and sean farish we are really honored to be on these stations thank you to the program directors and the staff at the stations around the country who air the show we really love doing it we will be launching an even larger footprint in the morning with Bongino Report AM if you missed the announcement from 5 AM to 6 AM for you early morning commuters on hundreds of stations across the country September 21st.

44:02So we really appreciate that. The footprint is expanding. We're going to get up a station finder at my website, Bongino.com soon. The only reason we haven't done it yet is we're adding so many new stations quickly that we just don't want to update it every day. We just want to get it out there where people can go and look. So thank you all for your support. So getting back to the show, I like themes for the show, you know, for the podcast that airs live at 10 a.m. every day, Eastern Time, Rumble.com slash Bongino, if you'd like to join us. For the podcast, I like a title. Some people just put an episode number.

44:34Episode whatever. 2046, whatever it may be. You know, Jim, I and the team and the production team, we like to throw a title on some so you know where you're going to go with stuff. So I did. I titled that the show and the podcast today. You know, con men, libs, media people, you know, what's the difference? And the answer is, it's a trick question. There isn't a difference. And what made me think of this? Well, I like themes for the show because it helps people in advance kind of tell them, you know, tell them what you're going to tell them, tell them what you tell them and then tell them what you told them.

45:04That's like the rules of teaching, train the trainer. Tell people what you're going to tell them, tell them and tell them what you told them. I was on X yesterday and I'll get to this in a little more detail later. And I was doing some show prep and I'm scrolling. I spend so much time, almost as much as Haley, who's another one of her. I spend a lot of time online. I have to for good show prep. And I saw a post about that movie, Catch Me If You Can, about the con man Frank Abagnale. And I'll get into it a little more later, but it just made me laugh that there are some problems with the story about him being a con man.

45:34Like, who would have dunked it, Jim? Like, a con man wrote an autobiography, and people are like, wait, the autobiography sounds like it's partially a con, too. Who would have dunked it? I'll get into that more in a little bit. But there's a lesson there. which is pick the right heroes. Pick the right heroes and know where you're getting your information from and what said people have told you in the past. Is anything they've told you in the past, in fact, accurate? Folks, there are a number of con men out there on X. You'll see them say things, and I can't believe people fall for it. They'll say something ridiculous.

46:15Here's just a quick example. Again, I'll bring up in different iterations throughout the show today. to show you how, like, be careful who's here, you know, what heroes you pick online. Your hero's your grandfather or your dad or a great baseball coach you had or a mentor or a teacher. It's not people online. It's not. They'll say something stupid, ridiculous, and counterproductive. They'll get sued for it. They'll go out and puff their chest. Oh, look at me. You've seen this, right, Jim? I can't wait for discovery. And then you find out later that like they were served with a subpoena and they ducked it or their first motion in corpus have the case thrown out.

46:52I thought you said you couldn't wait. I thought that's what you said. That's what you said. You said that, right?

47:00Pick the right heroes, man. They ain't people in the conservative content space. And yes, ain't a word in this case. Speaking of con men. Jim's in Texas and I'm not doing this as a courtesy to Jim or Texas voters but I'm telling you like this guy Talafrico who has now been renamed Talacripo President Trump says his nickname is now Talacripo from Talafrico his name is of course Talarico he is the Democrat nominee for the United States Senate in Texas running as like a vegan who believes in six genders which I don't understand like what political consultant told him that's a good idea president trump has this guy's number you want to talk about a con man this guy has got to be the biggest con man running in this cycle democrats run a lot of con men like i think that abdul al-sayed is just a stupid smart person he is he's a apparently a medical doctor who's never i don't think he's actually practiced but he's not dumb but he's one of the stupid smart people he's the neurosurgeon who goes you know what i'm a neurosurgeon i'm going to change oil have you ever changed oil before nah and your engine seizes up well i'm a neurosurgeon how did I screw that up?

48:08You're not a mechanic. That's Abdul. I'll say it. This Tala creepo, Tala freako, Tala rico, whatever you'd like to call him is really creepy and weird folks. The guy strikes me as a complete total con man indicative of the entire Democrat party in this election cycle. They say things that they never back up in their own lives. Bernie Sanders. I hate millionaires. Bernie, aren't you a millionaire? I didn't mean me Democrats I want government run healthcare for all When they passed Obamacare Didn't you guys lobby for Obamacare And apply to you I didn't mean me Don't fall For con men Now I learned a valuable lesson with The beast P1s only P1s only I was a TS transportation agent in the secret service and the limo.

49:05You'd hear it called the beast. When we were in the secret service, we did not call it the beast. We used to laugh at media people. President Trump, however, has decided it's going to be called the beast. I have forfeited. I lost. Jim, sometimes you lose. Sometimes it's okay. He wants to be called the beast. It's the beast because he has a bigger microphone than me. He has now decided we're changing Talafrico's name to Talacripo. Man, does he have this guy's number. He is warning you the dude is a con man. Here's President Trump. I'm warning you about con men and doomers. Everything sucks. We're all going to die.

49:34Everyone's going to lose their job. The economy's terrible. The border's not closed. The doomers are just lying to you. So are the con men. Here's President Trump on Tala Cripo now. Check this out. He was maybe the best attorney, and everybody admits it. He was a great attorney general in Texas, and he's running against Tala Cripo. And this guy was, you know, he has that name for a reason. He's terrible. he's radical left now he says he loves meat you know what he does he eats meat and he goes outside and he throws up all over the place because in texas if you don't eat meat you're in deep trouble it's not a good thing not to be able to eat meat he was wearing a mask six months ago he had a mask on when somebody's wearing a mask six months ago you're in deep trouble right pete

50:24dan easy i know the word mask was mentioned but you don't have to go down that road now now you see you did it i was gonna let it go but now you did it again for regular listeners if you ever want to get me off track ever mention the mask phenomenon during covid i was banned from youtube for warning you about the stupidity of the face diaper it is the only prophylactic medical device mechanism where you had a hundred percent success rate of failing it was the condom that you used and got every single person pregnant every single person who wore a mask on the globe got covid it was it's the condom where you got an std and there was a pregnancy.

51:13Like it's the anti-condom, the face diaper. I, I, I can't, I can't with the man. I see a mask. I actually love when I see a mask because I know it across the street, because if that person has any kind of a stupid virus, like some, whatever, like, you know, these viruses out there, Epstein bar, whatever the monovirus, if there was a stupid virus, I don't want the infection. I see a mask. I run for the Hills. Tala Frico is, was wearing a mask. I got a video of him coming up and Trump, this guy's got a feel for politics, Jim, like no one else. Trump's stingers are just like, and he does them just extemporaneously because it comes natural for him to be like a pit fighter when it comes to politics.

51:57He doesn't have to like sit there thinking about, hold on, let me get the punchline. He just goes right for the jugular. And he's running as a vegan. He eats meat. He goes outside. He throws up. That visual now is in everybody's head like, what kind of freaking guy's going to go in and get brisket and throw up in Texas. You're running in Texas, bro, like the meat capital of the world.

52:20Don't go anywhere because I got another piece of audio video coming up later of a campaign thing that Tala Creepo campaign put out there. Jim, you've seen it, right? You watch the podcast? It's Tala Creepo. And this was his idea. They put this out there. walking in a Cracker Barrel like it's like a museum, like it's the first time he's ever seen a Cracker Barrel. In Texas, he's walking in there like Indiana freaking Jones on an archaeological expedition into a Cracker Barrel. Look at the people eating eggs and grits. Oh, my God. You got to see him pick up the menu like confused as to what it is.

53:04What is this? Is this a white paper speech on the marginal effects on taxation of socialism and wealth? it's a freaking menu talacripo you don't even need who needs a menu in cracker barrel what do you think you're going in there ordering foie gras you think you're going in there going do you have the beluga caviar is that even a thing do you do it's cracker barrel bro eggs crits biscuits it's cracker barrel it's freaking cracker barrel what are you looking for do you have the prime choice cat uh six year aged ribeye from the black angus cattle from the wagyu farms of japan this freaking cracker barrel bro just get some eggs and put the menu down act like you've been there before you know jim you got me started with the mask now i'm in a mood now the show's totally screwed up.

54:07It's going to run. Not for you, because you don't even know where I'm going with this now. While we're on the topic of Texas, I'm watching this documentary. I love documentaries. I love them. I can't get enough of them. I'm watching this documentary about Vince Young. Jim's like, oh, here we go. Jim loves his Texas. You know, hook them horns. I'm an Auburn fan, but whatever. No disrespect. It's a great thing about Vince Young. And, you know, they're talking about Texas. And Mac, was it Mac Brown, the old coach in the Rose Bowl when they beat USC? Mac Brown, when Vince Young scores the winning touchdown, he's at the University of Texas, for the Rose Bowl, like the national championship, he just, like, walks off the field like nothing happened.

54:44He's not going crazy. You can watch the video. He's not, like, going crazy or anything. And Mac Brown, he said Mac Brown, the coach, told the man, act like you've been there before in the end zone. So he did. He won the game. Tell the creepo, act like you've been in a cracker bar before. Don't walk into, like, Rudy's Barbecue or, like, whatever, Iron Fork, Iron Spoke, there's iron in everything with barbecues, a thousand different derivatives. Just act like you've been there before. I'll take the medium filet mignoni. No, dude. Do you want it extra moist or not? It's brisket. Extra moist or no.

55:19Act like you've been there. It's Texas, you freaking con man. I like how they showed him playing that pin game, but they only showed like a second of it because he was absolutely going to fail. Because he doesn't know what he's doing. he doesn't know the pin game at the table of Cracker Barrel. It's only been there for 7 ,000 years since the Flintstones. Jump the Flintstones. You never... I can't. I gotta get... Because I gotta talk about the Doomers too.

55:50Stop laughing at your own jokes. I can't. Jim's gonna have to use the dump button for me here. Stay tuned. More coming up next.

56:04so this happened right before i got on the air on the podcast earlier this morning i'm watching the jobs report come out and for just to put some perspective on these numbers because they don't mean anything outside of context the expected job growth numbers for the release this morning were about 53 000 which would have been good but not great i think everybody would agree. Well, as I somewhat happened, now the doomers and the gloomers are going to be very upset about this because they only want to focus on the bad news. Now, we should cover bad news. There's no doubt. But context does matter, correct?

56:41We'd all agree we should cover probably the good news, too, so we can weigh the good news against the bad news to make a choice. Is the good news more important than the bad news? And I would say job numbers are really good news because if we're not working, we're not supporting our families and we're all starving. That's an easy way to get that, which would violate the number one rule of the Dan Bongino show, which is don't get that. This is Rick Santelli from CNBC about the numbers this morning. Keep in mind, they were expecting 53 ,000. That's not what happened. Check this out. And we're hitting hold onto your seats, folks.

57:11Non-farm payrolls for the month of August up

57:17162k 162 000 that's basically three times what expectations are that sounds kind of like a good thing i'm i'm just saying i again i someone brought up in the podcast chat this morning dan we're 40 trillion yeah i know i only cover that probably 10 of the time on my show if not more we bring it up uh uh once uh once a week if not more we bring up all the problems we're having with Medicaid, Medicare spending, fraud in the government. We bring up all kinds of things. The 2032 impending bankruptcy of Social Security. I get it. But there are people trying to fix these problems and there are people who are just complaining.

57:56And I'm really honored to be part of this radio show, a podcast and content I do on Fox and elsewhere where I give you both sides of a story and I say, listen, on net, we've got a midterm coming up. I think between the border being closed, we covered this yesterday on the radio show, The crime getting crushed, the streets becoming safer, the manufacturing renaissance, the tens of trillions of dollars being invested back in the United States, the jobs numbers today, inflation. It's still, you know, a thing to be tamed, but it's not the 9 % under the Biden era that there is a movement, the MAGA movement and a new Republican Party that's at least trying to fix this stuff.

58:34While the Democrats, and I'll get to this later, are focused on impeaching Pete Hegseth, impeaching Donald Trump, impeaching the president's cat. He doesn't have a cat. It doesn't matter. They're impeaching him anyway. Freaking Garfield. You doubt me? Stay tuned to the show. I always bring the receipts. I make a very concerted, concentrated, laser light beam focused effort on understanding the other side. The left doesn't do the same for us. They don't want to understand. They just want to call us like white supremacist Klan members and stuff. They're not interested in understanding us. I do my best to understand them.

59:06That's why we play so many clips from left-leaning outlets, audio clips on the show, and video clips on the podcast, where I say, hey, look, this is what they're saying. You think I'm making this up? That Bougiomani and others, stay tuned if you want to know what that is. That Bougiomani and others, segment totally off the rails. Do you think Bougiomani and others who are running against President Trump, you think they have an agenda? I mean an agenda for you. The answer is, I'll answer the question for you. They don't. Their agenda is, we are going to go there and impeach people. Well, what about gas prices, Iran, public school, education, you know, costs of college?

59:43What about affordability? What about that stuff is all Charlie Brown's teacher to them. They hear one word, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment. It's like never ending tinnitus of the word. That's all they hear in their ear. How do we know that, Jim? Because they say it. Jim, let's see if you get this right. Why do the Democrats running for office in this life? You screw this up. You were out. You and I are done forever. Why do the Democrats not want to put forward an agenda that involves jobs, health care, the things that matters to them? Why would they not want to do that, Jim? Because they don't want to.

1:00:21Because they don't want to. Correct. because if they wanted to, they would do what they want to do, but they don't want to do it, so there's no do in the do. So do. There's do, do, but there's no do in the do, if you know what I mean. So here's what I got. Let me lay out the show for you. I'm going to do this. I haven't done this, I think, ever, but we get a lot of letters in the studio from supporters and things like that. It's always nice to read them. I read one today that was really kind of touching. It was from a young lady, Kirsten from Florida. She asked me for some life advice and it's not, let me just warn you in advance.

1:00:58I'll address it later, but it's not the life advice you've heard from everyone else. I promise you. If you're waiting for like, follow your dreams and all that stuff, that's not it. I hate cliches and I hate stupid life advice. That is not good life advice. Follow your dreams. That's not, that doesn't help anyone. Someone read that on a Hallmark card. So I got that. I'm going to, I want you to hear this AI promo video that came out today. It's lighting the internet on fire. Open AI put out a new AI program. Ladies and gentlemen, you are living in, I mean, to call it a transformative time is kind of like almost reverse hyperbole.

1:01:35Like I'm not exaggerating enough. You are living in the craziest time to be alive right now. And I mean that in a good way, where if you're 40, 50, 60 or 70 years old, you're going to have seen pre-AI America, pre-internet America in many cases. I remember when there was no, you know, internet commercially. and you're now going to see what AI is capable of doing going forward. The world's going to be two different places. When you hear the video, the audio of this video I'm going to play, you're going to be blown away. I promise you, I was. And I'm an investor in the tech space. I see a lot of this stuff.

1:02:07I was totally blown away. But I want to get to this first because I do get letters, traditional letters people write to the office a lot. But I get a lot of emails, a lot of direct messages from both supporters and detractors, and that's okay. We don't do NPC stuff here. No one's forced to agree with me. We're not robots. But I did an appearance, call them hits in the media biz. I did a hit on Will Cain's show yesterday on Fox. I enjoy doing that show. Check it out, 4 p.m. Eastern on Fox. I did an appearance with Will yesterday, and the Lindsey Clancy failure to find a verdict was breaking news.

1:02:47um it juries deadlocked in the case it happened about yet right before i got on the air and they said hey dan you know lift and shift can you talk about the clancy case i said oh boy i got a lot to say about the clancy case so i do the appearance there and folks i'm going to tell you something commentary i've done outside of the political space crime sports culture wars everything like that. I have never in my 15 years of doing conservative talking head commentary ever got as much feedback, received as much feedback as I did yesterday after this appearance on Will Kane show. I don't like playing my own stuff, but it's important because this is about not just the appearance, but the commentary afterwards.

1:03:34And I'm going to tell you it was about 70 % roughly, we agree with you. And about 30%, we disagree. And of that 30%, about a quarter of that was people like really ticked off at me for this take on the Lindsey Clancy case. I'll explain. But first, I want you to hear it's a little over a minute. Check this out. The facts in this case are not in dispute. And I say to these people who took the time to grab a pen or a typewriter and write some kind of, you know, love note to this lady, I wish you could watch it. I really do. I wish there were video in this. You want to see what that's like? Strangling three kids to death?

1:04:16You want to see what they're probably begging for help, what that looked like? If you watch it, do you have to turn away? Why do you have to turn away? If it was a fiction, an act of fiction on a Netflix show, you would look away in horror and go, I can't watch this fake mom strangle these fake actor kids. But this is the facts in this case are not in dispute. There is no reasonable doubt about the facts. And, Will, you know, I'm glad you brought up the analogy of, you know, would a man get the same, you know, leeway from a jury that can't seem to figure this out? Do you know how many people come back from overseas, our patriots and heroes in our military who see awful, unimaginable things that thankfully, Will, you and I don't have to deal with every day?

1:04:59You know, they come back and they don't strangle their kids. I mean, listen, do you know how many people come back from overseas, our patriots and heroes in our military who see awful, unimaginable things that thankfully, Will, you and I don't have to deal with every day? You know, they come back and they don't strangle their kids. I mean, listen, mental illness is a horrible thing. But how much as a society are we willing to sacrifice to protect this woman's story? I mean, if this is dumbed down the legal version of what it's like to murder three children, I got to tell you, man, I don't know how you come back from a verdict like this.

1:05:39I think this is why the national attention so focused on this case. OK. You probably understand, given the passion surrounding this case, why that would generate a lot of feedback. Folks, I've spent 15 years as a candidate, an activist and elsewhere, whatever. who cares no well it is relevant and i care for this because i feel like having done and had maintained a decent audience through the years despite all the ups and downs and primaries and all that stuff i feel like we do a pretty good job on the show of understanding understanding our detractors people who disagree to the roughly 30 percent of people who sent us emails and Facebook messages and elsewhere saying, Dan, I totally disagree.

1:06:27You know, there was a reason, an excusable reason for this woman to kill her three kids. I'm going to tell you, I don't get it. I'm not trying to be a tool, a craftsman, a jerk, an idiot or anything else. I'm not trying to play stupid with you. I genuinely don't get it. I feel like I don't agree with, but I understand why gun grabbers are how they are. They're afraid of, you know, they don't want to get shot. So they think somehow stealing innocent people's guns. I don't agree. I think that's ridiculous, but I get where I see how you could possibly think that if you weren't well informed on the issue.

1:07:03Again, I'm not agreeing with any of this. I could see how, you know, wealth tax supporters, you know, they, they think, oh, well, there's this rich pool of money out there. If we just steal it, everyone will be better off. They don't take into account that then the wealthy people have no money to build jobs. And they, so I get why you would think that you're just wrong. I'm candidly, sincerely telling you in the audience for the first time in a non-political commentary issue, I've gotten enormous feedback on it that I just don't understand. Folks, I don't, I don't get it. Three innocent children were killed by their mother.

1:07:41If collectively in this thing we call society, we can't enact a legal structure to appropriately punish and put up guardrails against killing kids then i i'm sorry but all's for naught you know i brought up the example in the appearance on will show folks i i've got friends and colleagues and family members who served in public safety positions in law enforcement, EMS, fire, who served in the military. I lost my uncle in Vietnam. And before I was born, it ruined my family. My grandmother died depressed over it. I was killed in the south of Thu Duc, got a bronze star with a V device on him. And my grandmother was never the same.

1:08:36But folks, I bring this up because there were people, heroes, real heroes, not comic book heroes, but real heroes who go and serve our country overseas and see horrific things you and I, thank the Lord, will never have to look at. They see people stepping on mines and being killed and their buddies coming back with missing limbs shot in front of their eyes. They come back with mental scars that, thank the Lord, you will never understand. I won't either. I was not in combat. These are not the kind of things you would ever, ever want to live with they come back with the deepest of emotional scars that they would give anything anything to get rid of they would rather come back with physical wounds and come back with these mental these mental wounds that will never ever scar over i covered a segment on my fox show years ago where i read an email from a friend with his permission who had witnessed this stuff on the air talking about the pink mist you don't know what the pink mist is yeah i didn't either it's when one of his battle buddies would step on a mine and just explode right in front of him into a mist of pink from the blood folks these people aren't coming back and killing their kids they're dealing with a trauma in their own life and they're not taking out that trauma on others and if that in the rare occurrence that that does happen people in the military of course like anyone else's crime, they are punished harshly.

1:10:06If we cannot enact legal guardrails to make sure that the most innocent among us are protected, then ladies and gentlemen, I'm really sorry, but we are in for a really dark future, and I don't believe that. I got more on this coming up next.

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