They Really Hate You (Ep. 2543)

26:31And this goofball revolutionary cut out of the same mold, he tells him, he's like, you know what? I'll take one plumber over 1 ,000 revolutionaries. You're damn right. Folks, Jesse asked me last night in the clip, Dan, he said, what's your advice to Republicans? Well, listen, you don't need to take mine. Whatever. You're all smart enough to figure it out in your arc. But if you're going to ask me my advice, all right, I'll give it to you. I'm going to take a quick break. I'm going to tell you what my advice to anyone, not just Republican Party members, but anyone, even in the Democrat Party, who needs to expose and excise this cancer of communist, national socialist Nazis in their party.

27:15I'm going to tell you how to do it. And it's not hard. Just use Saul Alinsky's rules. Dan, he was a leftist. Yeah, he was. And a bad dude. But it's rules. They work. Quick break. We'll get back to it. Hey, let me tell you something. When you sign your insurance policy, for some brokers, that's the end. You get a handshake, a smile. They get their commission and you're done. Well, that's not the way to do it. Then you don't hear from them again until renewal time comes around. No good. Your business runs all year round. So do the risks. So do the gaps. That's why I'm introducing you to SuperSure.

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30:34It tastes amazing too. Try the wild berry. Go to BrickHouseNutrition.com slash Dan. BrickHouseNutrition.com slash Dan. Use code Dan. Pick up Fielder Greens today. Thank you, Field of Greens. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, if you want my advice, cool. If you don't, take the segment, throw it in the garbage. I'm just telling you, Saul Alinsky, who was a leftist organizer, has a series of rules. Rule number four, when it comes to communists, socialists, and these other scumbags on the left trying to take over the country and, quote, eradicate Western civilization, rule number four works on them every time because they're frauds.

31:11Rule number four is make the enemy live up to its own book of rules. So if you're going to go out there, as I told Jesse last night, and you're going to talk a lot of shit about people accumulating wealth and the dangers of wealth and success and how we need to level out and give to people who created and to other people who will take, who don't want to create or take risks themselves. Take from people who bust their ass and work for a living. And by the way, in case you're one of these leftist dipshits that thinks I'm talking about like a guy with a monocle and a top hat, I'm not. I'm talking about the guy who built an HVAC company from scratch, busting his ass in hot attics in Florida.

31:53What do you think an attic is today in Florida? About 247 degrees. And all of a sudden he learned the skills himself. Then he started, what, a Joey Bagadonich HVAC. He finally saves up, squirrels away, maybe after 10, 15 years, a couple hundred thousand dollars for a down payment on his house. And now these dipshit Bernie Sanders losers come in and they go, we got to level that out. We don't got to level out shit. You want to level it out? There's a way to level it out. You want to go to the income distribution center? You know what that is? We want to redistribute income. It's called a freaking job.

32:22That's how income is distributed. Get a job. Republicans, tell them, get a job. Stop being a loser. Get a job. Get a freaking job. J-O-B. Get a job. And if you're going to talk all this smack about the dangers of wealth and all this other stuff from people who've actually succeeded, then you better be willing to stand up to your own rules and scrutiny. Here's Bernie Sanders yesterday. It's only about 20 seconds of Bernie Sanders. Probably the biggest phony fraud up on Capitol Hill. Bernie Sanders says, listen, man, we've got a problem. New York, that election was great because we've got to shake up the status quo in New York.

33:12And then he says, talks about the billionaire class, the wealthy people again. Now, you can go do your homework on this yourself. I'm going to play the clip. I know you won't because a lot of liberals prefer being dumb. But if you prefer to actually know something and be slightly educated and not brag about it, like DAC, I'm going to help you out here. Check out Bernie. Last night in New York City, progressives won three congressional seats. They beat incumbents. People in New York City are saying they are sick and tired of status quo politics. They want a government that represents everybody and not just the billionaire class.

33:59Did you guys fall? You didn't fall for this right when I sent this clip. Do you know where I was going with this? The status quo in New York, New York City folks elected communists because they're upset with the status quo. Where is the sign there? Butt out of the chair plus job equals pay. Curious cat in a you got the sign. This is for you. Curious with a Q cat in the chat. This is for you, buddy. The sign is always on hand. Lib guide to loan repayment for student loans. Get your ass, stick figure ass, out of the freaking chair. Go to that building. That's a freaking job. And there you go. You can get money and pay your own damn student loans.

34:43Thank you, Q curious cat. sign. We have never erased that. One day, I hope there's not like a flood or something and like the dry erase marker gets off that. You think it's completely inked on now? Good. We gotta take a picture of it just in case. Get a freaking job, loser. Get a job. So Bernie's upset about the status quo in New York. Pull up Grok. Put up Grok. Who runs, what do you put? What party do the last two mayors of New York identify with. This is Justin's grok here, thinking about your request. Oh, look, they were Democrats. They're Democrats. They're Democrats. Eric Adams and Bill de Blasio.

35:28Remember de Blasio? Remember him? French fry guy during COVID? Go get a COVID shot and you can get free French fries. And there's a burger too. What a goofball. Democrats have been in charge in New York for over a decade. What are you talking about? The status quo. Do liberals ever ask themselves this question? Liberals, I'm asking you. I'm asking you as a friend. I'm not your friend. I'm asking you as a fake friend. Do you ever ask yourself questions? Like when Bernie Sanders throws out stupid bumper stickers like, fight the status quo, do you ever say to yourself like, what's the status quo again?

36:00The Democrats. So Bernie's fighting the Democrats? The answer is, yeah. Oh, yeah. The Democrats aren't radical enough. the top five highest tax rates in the country, city, state, federal combined in New York, massive regulations, the war on the Second Amendment, the massive welfare budget in New York. The New York City budget's bigger than the whole state of Florida. That's not enough for them. Bernie's at war with the billionaires too and the wealthy folks. A simple question, ask Rock what Bernie's worth. Let's just throw this out there. I know, Libs, you don't want to do your homework ever. You're angry at the billionaires who are in your way.

36:46You're not angry at the billionaires who give you power and the millionaires. Bernie Sanders is a millionaire. His estimated net worth is generally reported in the$2-3 million range. Wow. Bernie doesn't like wealth accumulation. Except when it's his wealth. that would be what's known as a freaking fraud a fake a phony bernie sanders is jealous because he's a loser he's never had a freaking job he's a goofball clown who couldn't do a damn thing in his life bernie sanders has never added value to society ever bernie sanders is a thief and a taker and a bum a bum and he's always been a bum. And he's one of the most dangerous men in America because he takes his bumness and transplants it into a national movement to create other bums who want to steal from people who aren't bums.

37:41Door slam a groin. Thank you. $5. That was nice of you to do that. You guys are not. You don't have to do that. I appreciate that. You want to see another fraud? Daria D.A.C. Chevalier, who must be a neurosurgeon at this point. Vascular neurosurgeon. Seven years PhD She wants to eradicate western civilization She hates capitalism She's already sat in She hates capitalism Maybe she should start in her own household Check out this New York Post article Homeowner bashing Daria Lisa Avilia Chavoyer Apparently Pop Dukes, her dad Is a landlord and rents his Miami condo For$1 ,750 a month You fell for this such suckers listen to me come back here missile lock folks my right here liberals you're such suckers stupid suckers you are morons we clean up the mess in our party all the time there's disagreements about everything people disagree about how we should form the tax code you got holly and others on working class tax credits and family credits others talking about marginal tax rates you got people who disagree about where we should draw the line on abortion you got people disagree about everything on our side.

38:59You got a huge, huge fight going on in the party right now about foreign policy, about Iran, about Israel, about anti-Semitism. It's a huge fight because our people on both sides of this fight, outside of the crazies, have balls and stand up for something. You're suckers, man. You're just suckers. Stupid suckers. I hate millionaires. You're ideological small G. God's a millionaire. many times over. We love DAC. She hates capitalism and private property. Her dad's a landlord, you stupid bastards. Why are you so stupid? You want to fight these people? Saul Alinsky ruled for. Every time you have a rule, we're going to fight the millionaire class.

39:52Are you a millionaire? Yes, but not me. I'm not. Don't fight me. I'm like, oh, don't fight you. So it's not really a rule. It's not a rule, right? A rule would apply to everyone. That's what a rule is, correct? You hate the status quo. Who's the status quo? Democrats. So the Democrats suck, so you're not voting Democrat. Okay, good. It's good to know. We really love on the show, Caitlin Bennett. We're going to have her on as a guest at some point. We're just trying to work out the whole summer guest schedule and stuff. And we're working on a lot. The product is just exploding, by the way. All of our haters are going to...

40:25You think that I haven't told you guys this yet? Jasmine, you may know, but folks, we're working on some huge things. Our haters who seethe every day and crap their diapers and claw at their faces because the show just continues to succeed. It drives them crazy. You're going to go even crazier in the coming months. Like, we're going to get them next time. Yeah, sure. Okay. Been saying that for over a decade now. It's not working. We're going to get Caitlin on. But here's Caitlin Bennett. She does these great man-in-the-street interviews. Here, this is how it's done. You want to expose them by making them apply their rules to themselves.

41:02If they don't apply the rule to themselves, it's not a rule, correct? Liberals hate borders, right? Fences, walls, they've said it. Do we have to run like a montage on it? You know that. Caitlin Bennett walks up to this liberal rally there where mysteriously they set up a border where you can and can't get out. Why would you need a border? I thought we don't do borders. This is glorious. watch this idiot fold under pressure when Caitlin Bennett just asked him a simple question check this out y 'all to like get out here with your signs what do you mean oh you have borders on this campus no we have the space reserved as an official event yeah so you have borders where do your where's your borders at uh this whole green area right here so you want to control who comes in and out like an ICE agent or a border patrol agent you wouldn't dare act like a fascist would you I would really encourage you on a rally on a campus as an event for sanctuary campuses you probably shouldn't act like a fascist border patrol agent.

41:54You should take down your borders and let whoever wants on the space, okay?

42:01Why is your lip quivering? Because you've been called out on how you're acting exactly, like how you don't, what you're advocating against. You're acting just like them. So if you believe in illegal aliens allowing to have sanctuary on this campus, Put your money where your mouth is. Leave me alone and let me have sanctuary on this campus, okay? I love this. I love this. Muttley's in the chat. Muttley's in the chat. Muttley's in the chat. Again, we've scrapped the five limit Muttley rule. Put as many Muttleys as you want. Because the show is yours after all. And you all decided they were not limiting themselves to five Muttleys.

42:49everything's backwards on camera

42:53the guy doesn't even know what to say well you guys don't believe in borders but you believe in a border around your up so I can't go why can't I go in here you don't believe in borders right Saul Alinsky rule number four you're going to apply a rule let's see how that rule works when it's applied to you because if it doesn't apply to you, axiomatically, it's not a rule. You just made it up. Folks, to Democrats, I can't say this enough. Stop being stupid. Put the chia testes on, water them, and grow some balls. Your party is being hijacked by freaking lunatics. And anyone out there, I think it was, was it Matt Walsh who said the other day on Twitter, and he's correct, It was about two, three days ago if you want to look it up Like anyone celebrating this in the Republican Party Like oh it's so great Like the communist one so now people are going to see No, this is never good to give a communist power Ever This is not a thing This is not like Subtraction Or addition by subtraction or anything No, this is none of that This is just bad This is just plain subtraction You cannot give communist power anywhere.

44:14It's like the Lord of the Rings, like giving him the ring. All right, he's just going to borrow it for a few minutes. No, they're not. They're not going to do that.

44:27I was going to use a Star Wars example. It'd be like Luke giving Darth Vader his lightsaber, but in Return of the Jedi, Darth Vader. Darth Vader kind of punked out at the end. If he was going to be a bad guy, just be a real bad guy. he's not right this is an unpopular opinion I'm sorry no we're not right this show goes to black it's all Guy and these sponsors and these sponsors are going to be Falls of Honor my page is probably going to be pissed Darth Vader have some balls just be the bad guy they had to write this at the end it's like these stupid images he's like sitting there with Yoda and all that shit so you're telling me Darth Vader whacks like the entire universes, blows up planets and all of a sudden at the end Luke's like hey man I'm your kid.

45:15He's like yeah yeah it's all cool now have some freaking balls. I know Star Wars fans ain't gonna dig it. I don't care be the bad guy. You know what he should have said? When Luke is that should have been him at the end. They should have taken his mask off and he should have faked it he should have been like Luke I feel so bad. I'm just kidding mother fuck and like shivved him with the lightsaber that should have been how it ended and then you could have done sequels later you know am I wrong like Princess Leia could have come back and DEI Star Wars and been like the Jedi savior or whatever I am worse than Disney I've probably screwed up Star Wars no one can screw up Star Wars worse than Disney I'm sorry

46:07you really want to dump out of the show there you can't take it folks democrats have some balls okay have some balls here is a poll showing in case you think by the way i'm making this up this is cnn don't blame me this is not fox news or newsmax okay here's harriet and a pollster over at CNN. Here's a poll of Democrat voters who approve of socialism. You know socialism, torture, death, destruction, starvation, Soviet Union, Cuba. No, it's not Norway and Denmark, dipshits. You watch yesterday's show if you're too stupid to do your homework and you actually believe that. As I said yesterday, socialism is not building roads unless the government owns the asphalt business, the tire business, the car business, and the tar business.

46:53That is not socialism. Stop being stupid. Socialism is the government ownership of the means of production. So this poll where Democrats support socialism, are you going to give your private property and your business over to the government? If your answer is no, you're not a socialist. Stop being stupid. Check this poll out yourself. You think I'm making this up? We talk about democratic socialists. How are they viewed inside the Democratic Party? Yeah, you know, you mentioned New York. You mentioned Vermont. Obviously, there's the D.C. mayor. We've seen it in Pennsylvania as well. The Democratic Socialists seem to be doing considerably better than they used to be.

47:31And they have the chance to knock off, in fact, Democratic incumbents in Congress. And part of the reason for that, why we're seeing these Democratic Socialists having such good chances or downright outright winning nominations, is take a look here. Net favorability among Dems. Democratic Socialists of America. Look at that. a plus 17 point net favorability rate among Democrats, that is actually better. That is better than how congressional Democrats are viewed by Democrats. It just plus four points. So no wonder that democratic socialists have such a good chance because simply put, they are a better brand at this point than Democrats in Congress.

48:07Folks, I'm not kidding, man. I know you think I do this show because I get some kind of perverse joy out of telling liberals how dumb they are. I really don't. I really don't. I would rather be dealing with a Bill Clinton, John F. Kennedy, Democrat Party, where at least large majorities of them loved America and didn't believe that the death and destruction of socialism were a good thing. Like I told you, I agree with Matt Walsh. This is not a success for the Republicans to like, oh, wow, look, now they're showing us how crazy. No, no, the development of crazy is not a good thing in a country I live in where the world has hostages.

48:46They're called my kids. You know, when you have kids, the world has hostages. It's not about you anymore. It's not about you at all. It's about your kids. I'm not leaving them a country populated by terrorist Nazi sympathizers. That's a W, at least we prove we're, no, no, that's not how this works. I'm in this to win. I'm in this for Ws. Their worldview Because they are so dumb And it gives me no joy in saying this The modern liberal progressive Collapses under the mildness of scrutiny You just saw me play the Bernie Sanders We're at war with the status quo In New York? The status quo with Democrats, you moron We're at war with the millionaires You are a millionaire Caitlyn Bennett You guys believe in borders?

49:29No, we don't believe in borders Well, why do you believe in a border here? My lips are cribbed I don't know what to do They say things all the time that are so beyond stupid that it's a marvel to me that even dumb people fall for it. Here's again The View. I love clips from The View. This show has millions of viewers every day from people who clap along like seals. Yeah, man. What's that? Yeah, oh yeah, definitely. Between the clips and everything, he's like, no way, million. Yeah, no, definitely millions. I would be stunned if they didn't. People watch this garbage. Here they are in a view yesterday talking about voter ID.

50:08And it was a joy of whooping. Nobody really wants voter ID. You know, you could just look that up so you don't look like a moron. You know, look it up in reverse. Go to chat GBD just so you know going into this. This is when you're doing a show in front of millions of people. It's your obligation to not be a moron. You can just ask about public sentiment about voter ID. Cue that one up if you could. I just want to be, what does public polling say about voter ID laws? This is how easy this is. Short answer, most polls show broad support for voters. You can just look it up, bro. You can just look it up.

50:47Why won't they look? Thank you for highlighting that for the dumb libs watching. You can look this stuff up. This is why you're always angry. Everything you know is wrong, and you're too stupid to actually look it up yourself, even though it took Justin, what was that, 10 seconds to look it up? Here's Whoopi. Nobody supports this stuff. Really? Really? They call it artificial intelligence, and it may be smarter than actual intelligence. It's not intelligent. Like human life forms, like Whoopi. Check this out. He's trying to push it and do all kinds. It's just, it's ridiculous. It's the bill that would force people to have ID when they come to vote.

51:27Nobody wants it.

51:32You can just look it up Don't you have producers You can just look it up Whoops You can look it up Nobody wants the save act Public polling on voter ID is terrible Actually it shows broad support across parties Producers Please do your homework so these people stop making Buffoons out of themselves That crew is just stupid By the way Quick break, and I got something good for you coming up next. I'm going to skip Byron's great, but we'll get to that another time. Brandon Gill. Brandon Gill is one of my favorite congressmen up on the Hill. I want to show you again what it looks like when you ask a liberal just basic questions.

52:16Folks, you don't have to ask a liberal. Tell me about the Pythagorean theorem. They don't know. They've even heard of that. They have no idea what that is. You just ask them basic questions, and they fall apart. I want you to watch this clip coming up next, last break. Hey, every day our heroes answer the daily call to service, putting themselves on the line to protect our freedoms, our communities, and our country. Behind every folded flag and retired uniform is a family that continues to carry the weight of the amazing sacrifice long after the mission is complete. Folds of Honor is a great charity I've supported for years, exists to walk beside the spouses and children of fallen or disabled military service members and first responders by providing educational scholarships.

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55:15As you know, if you want the details on our giveaway starting July 6th, when I come back from a little vacation next week, you can check out yesterday's show. 1776 Live Club official rules at Bongino.com slash 1776. We're just giving money away. We're just giving money away. Why are you giving money away? Because unlike Bernie Sanders, I don't like to steal other people's money. I like to give away my own money to great people like you. July 6th it starts. Check out yesterday's show for all the deets on that. Here is my good friend Brandon Gill. Absolutely awesome. Asking just really simple questions like, hey, if we're going to give food stamps SNAP benefits out to people, should we be buying sugary sodas and stuff?

55:56Because that's really not really good for your health. Watch it. Has no idea what to say. No idea. Check this out. Should SNAP dollars be spent on sodas? The purpose of the SNAP program is to provide families to have food and beverages. Should it be spent on sugary sodas? I am happy to talk about hunger and nutrition, but not dictate what Americans should or should not eat or may have access to. I'm asking if tax dollars should be used to pay for sodas.

56:31Taxpayers' money should be utilized to ensure that individuals have access to the food that they need to survive or may be accessible to them. Do they need sugary sodas to survive? Some of them do, who do have low blood issues. Is that right? Who have kidney issues. Do you think they need Coca-Cola to survive? Do you think that's the most appropriate use of our tax dollars? I am not a physician, but medical records and expertise. You were just citing the health needs, apparently, of the American people.

57:01Nobody's telling you. Thankfully, we brought out the job thing before. Folks, see, this is what happens when you don't want to work for your own money and you rely on others to give you stuff because you don't want to work. I'm not talking about indigent folks. I'm not talking about some 90-year-old grandmother who may have outlived their savings and all her children. We're not going to leave these people on the street and die. We are America, the greatest country on earth, which thankfully the Europeans are recognizing right now now that they're over here for the World Cup. I'm not talking about a kid who, God forbid, their parents die in a plane crash as two years old.

57:37I'm going to go, hey, screw it. That is not the majority of people on these programs. They don't want to work. They just don't, and nobody wants to tell them. That's not nice. FB and I get a job you know what's not nice you not having a job and stealing everyone else's money get a freaking job and you know what you can buy all the soda you want I'm not against the soda once in a while tastes good tastes good with some alcohol not that I know I've seen people do it there's even drinks there's like a rum and coke and all that there's like if you listen to Snoop Dogg there's like gin and juice remember rolling down the street smoking endo, sipping gin.

58:19There's like songs about it. I'm not against... No, no, you don't have to rap it, dude. You're good. You're good, but not that. I'm not against... Do they still have Fanta? Is that a thing? Whatever, man. Go have your... Yes, there is a Fresca. Someone here drinks Fresca. Guys, if I... Let me ask you a question. Guy, you're the senior guy. Have I ever come to you and go... Who the hell put that fresca in the fridge? I want that. Have I ever said that? Why did I not say that? Why? Why did I not say it? Why do you look puzzled? Like, why would I not ask about that? Andy, why would I not ask about the fresca in the fridge?

59:02No, because I don't give a shit. If you want to go drink a fresca, drink a fresca. Number one foamy finger pro fresca. But, Guy, if you ask me to buy you a fresca, I'm going to tell you to go shove it up your ass. I'm not buying for your... You can take the fresca and... Good luck with that. I'm not buying your fresca. I never even had a freaking fresca. Well, but you work for it. He made a good point. I indirectly do buy a Gifresca. But you actually produce something to show, and then you go buy the fresca. You're making my point. Take your ass. Guy has an ass too. Get it out of the seat and go freaking produce the show.

59:50That's what he does. And Guy chooses to buy Fresca. I never was like, hey, man, who that F is in here buying Fresca? Because I don't care. All right, it is Friday. I'm going to be off next week. Again, Vince will be here on Monday. The great Sean Ferris on Wednesday. It is Friday. and we've been playing segments of this guy and i gotta tell you i wasn't gonna play this in this cut here they get this i can't get enough of this nate bargatsky and snl clip about america on its 250th these guys said there's another one they showed me this morning you guys gotta see this i just it's a take on the or george washington i don't even if you've seen it the last few weeks here's the third part of it it's short but this is hilarious i gotta let you laugh a little bit on a Friday.

1:00:39Check this out. I confess it feels a little complicated, sir. Why not use meters and kilometers? We will, soldier. But only in certain and popular sports like track and swimming. For popular sports like football, we will use yards. Football, sir? Yes. It's a sport where you throw a ball with your hands. So in football, there is no kicking? is a little kicking.

1:01:15You kick the ball to get points. How many points, sir? Sometimes one and sometimes three. Very confused, sir. Do not worry. For our new nation, we will have rulers with two sets of numbers. Inches on one side, centimeters on the other. So we can see where they line up. Yes, except that they don't line up and they never will.

1:01:45Liberty, son. Liberty. That's right. The slaves, sir. What of them? You asked about the temperature. I did not.

1:02:00We... We show up two different unrelated scales of temperature. One of them will make sense to the entire world, and the other will be super random. Our great nation will use the random one. What is the scale called, sir? Fahrenheit. Spell that for me. Impossible.

1:02:25I really debated playing that, but that skit. Is that Nate Bargatsky? He said, that's some epic, serious, funny, like level one comedy right there. Whatever you're doing on, I'm not an SNL fan. I don't really watch it. But you need to keep that skit going. It is hilarious. Such good work. Hat tip, producer Jim. As you know, it's Friday. Folks in the chat, let me see. Before we do start again and again, we'll be off next week coming back July 6th. We'll start our contest. But you have to be live. You have to be in the chat for the contest at 10 o 'clock. So what comes Friday? How often you been here?

1:03:03Are you a P1? What's Friday? What's the last thing we do? Anybody know? Yes. Producer Jim puts together a quiet, peaceful moment for you to go into the weekend. We call it our Democrat Zen moment of the week. Now, this is one of the few, maybe only segments I do not see, I kid you not, until it plays on the air. Is there a language alert for this one? You got it. Totally screwed it up last week. Yeah. Well, let's just say yes, there is. I was like, is there a language alert last week? They were like, no, no, it's cool. Ladies like, F you mother. It was like worse than the Monday show. So let's just assume there's a language.

1:03:35I have not seen this. Check this out. Your Democrat Zen moment of the day. A peaceful moment to center your mind. If you are OK with the fact that they're gunning people down in the streets, in the suburbs of Minneapolis, then you're not a freedom fighter. You're a fucking Nazi. Leave my country. Leave me! This has been Democrat Zen. I'm glad I defaulted to language alert on that with the left. You're a Nazi. They're running a guy with an actual Nazi tattoo on his chest. Again, simple scrutiny always evades the basic questions. We're Nazis. Aren't you guys running a guy with a Nazi tattoo on his chest?

1:04:19That doesn't matter, bro. We have rules about Nazis. Does the rule apply to you? No. Well, then it's not a rule, right? by definition. It's a selective rule just for you guys. At Tip Producer Jim. Big news coming ahead, folks. If you're a regular listener to the show, I promise it'll only be expanding. Our haters can seethe. Get a new set of pampers. The ultra-heavy ones. I know you guys like, when it comes out, it all comes out. So I know I bother you more than anyone. It's okay. I'm good with that. I like bothering bad people. I always want to be on the wrong side of a-holes it's a good place to be check out Haley at noon rumble.com slash Haley Vince every day at 8 please download the Rumble app it is free go to rumble.com slash Bongino if you want to watch on the web also free your smart TV has a Rumble app check that out again I will not be here next week I appreciate you know what with the fresca of course you're going to go out with the fresca for today this is now a permanent part of the show Just like when the McGroin thing started, that random Holden McGroin guy in the chat, what was that, five years ago?

1:05:32You started a movement, the Fresco. I'll see you guys back here on July 6th. Vince on Monday, Sean on Wednesday. See you then. Hey there, I'm Vince. I'm Haley Caradia. Host of Vince. Host of Scrolling with Haley. You can always catch my show right here. Right here on the Bongino Report. Live, 8 a.m. Eastern, weekday mornings. Weekdays at noon. If you miss it, no worries. The show will always be right here and anywhere you find a podcast. Thanks for watching.