We Must Excise This Cancer (Ep. 2462)

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24:16See important disclosures at Kalshi.com. Kalshi is subject to U.S. regulatory oversight by the CFTC. Thank you, Kalshi. We appreciate it. Okay, so if the bullshit media is honest, then again, I'm going to make someone very rich today. So I'm going to put out an offer there of$200 ,000 in cash. We'll get like a fancy suitcase or whatever for you because I know I'll never have to pay it anyway. However, you got to take care of the taxes. If you can prove this made up story in the independent story, I'd actually forgotten about this one, but it popped up again yesterday. So here's the independent, not just suggesting, but outright saying, and another attack on what we did at the FBI, of course, because, again, the black pillars and the liberals love to attack what we did at the FBI because it works for them to fracture the movement, make it look like the Trump administration from the top down.

25:09Nothing's happening. You've seen the turn already. People are already turning on President Trump. The bullshitters. It's a small portion, but the bullshitters. okay it says that reports previously indicated that marshall yates who left along with uh bongino and uh this other woman who worked there received high level security clearances at the fbi despite failing polygraph examinations i doubt one still a minute

25:36oh really i failed the polygraph i've never failed the polygraph in my life number one

25:45Dan Bongino:Number two And again $200 ,000 cash I'd go get it and put it in a fancy suitcase And put it out here for you all to see However, I know I'll never have to pay it So I never failed a polygraph To take that position Ever Put a FOIA out Get an official response From the FBI about the failed polygraph Just do it I'm encouraging you. We have a whole human resources division and say, show us evidence that Dan failed the polygraph. They just made the story up.

26:27Dan Bongino:It's totally made up. Now, will the independent actually correct that? I don't care if they correct it or not. I really don't. It doesn't matter. You know, could you sue them? Whatever, you're going to go through it. Two years of depositions to get these assholes to issue a correction and, you know, paying lawyers and all this stuff. You got to pick your battles on this front. It's just another leak from scumbags on the inside trying to discredit everything we did. Lowest crime rates in American history, massive reforms, terminated the people involved in all the deep state activities, the lowest homicide rate, the indictments and Comey and James and Bolton than others.

27:12They just want to discredit all of that. So they just make shit up. You can be very rich out there. All the haters. All the rage bots. Show us you're real and you're not a bot. Go FOIA them. Get some official email for them. Not your AI-generated bullshit. Let's see the link in the actual email and you'll

27:31Dan Bongino:be really rich.

27:36Dan Bongino:This is the bullshit you got to deal with. oh thank you who put that up brayden mcgrine bongino disclaimer if rough language bothers you today might not be the show for you thank you i appreciate you doing that i appreciate it i mean it the show is not for everyone and that's okay that's okay we don't live and die we appreciate if you i put out a tweet last night i couldn't believe it i i was sitting upstairs watching this show about the sec and uh i was i was counting up the views since we started not even counting today And just in a month we've been back, we're at 23 million views. That's great.

28:09I love that. But we don't live for that. We live for the truth. Speaking of the truth, so yesterday, Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton up today are given depositions on their involvement with the Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein case. And Hillary Clinton's Sergeant Schultz did apparently the whole time. She don't know nothing about nothing about nothing. Here's a quick clip from Fox. And this is all you need. It's a short one because this is all you need to know about what Hillary said. yesterday. Check this out. Associated Press is reporting Hillary Clinton in testimony says, and she's under oath, she has no information on Epstein's criminal activities and never recalls meeting him.

28:49Folks, this is another one of those issues where you have two sides. You have people who should and are genuinely concerned, me included, unless you missed it, you were somehow blind over the last year about a very serious case. And then you have other people who are using this exclusively as a vehicle to fracture this MAGA movement and attack President Trump. There's no crossover between those two groups. You can see it, which is really weird because you had people on the left like Rachel Maddow from MSNOW, formerly MSNBC. Rachel Maddow saying in the past how falsely accusing someone she's not talking about President Trump here but they are now of these kind of pedo crimes is really the worst thing you could possibly do but yet they do that now because they know they think they've got a way to fracture this place.

29:52here is this a maize more i always like to give a good hat tip the great maize more on x m-a-z-e-m-o-o-r-e great follow uh you can watch all the videos there on x follow the account it's wonderful it's actually amazing for people in the space to want to do show prep here's this is rachel maddow versus the absolutely incompetent jerkwad ted lu and i want you to see the side by side we had to jump cut this around for the interest in the interest of time but check this out pedophilia of course, is the most repulsive of all human behavior. It is so repulsive. It is so evil that it makes us see red, right?

30:32It is almost literally unthinkable to decide that you're going to try to harness that for political gain, that you're going to make false accusations of that kind systematically to reduce your political opponents to non-human status. That is a horrific abuse of its own.

30:52Dan Bongino:There's highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children, of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. Jeffrey Epstein. Again, the president's longtime friend. Donald Trump and his longtime friend, the convicted pedophile and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, holding hands and gazing lovingly at each other while they kick up their heels, seemingly delighting in their longstanding friendship. The Democrats know, of course, that all of that stuff about Trump in there is bullshit. It doesn't matter. These people have no moral compass, lodestar, north star, nothing. They don't care. You never saw shit about these files under Biden.

31:45And of course, the part they leave out, put up that tweet. It's this lady's name. Jacqueline Sweet, at J Sweet, L-I, I don't know, underscore I. Scoop. The three missing interviews with the Epstein accuser made unsubstantiated explicit claims against Donald Trump contain at the time outlandish allegations that contradict what is known about Epstein's life in the 1980s. The accuser has faced several fraud and theft charges in Washington, and in 2023, a felony charge for the exploitation of an elderly person in Georgia, accused of stealing the money of a terminally ill man, saved it for his family to pay for his own funeral.

32:25The three interviews missing from the Epstein file sparked outrage and investigation by House Democrats. Now rewind back the tape to what I said to you on day one, and I don't want you to forget this axiomatic truth either.

32:42The way to conduct an investigation is to take a pool of information and distill down what's real and what's not. When people are doing the opposite and flooding the zone with information, but information that's not evidence, they're doing the opposite. it. They're not trying to get to any truth. They're actually trying to cloud the truth. I've explained this to you day one. They overload you with facts and underwhelm you with evidence. Well, Dan, how could facts not be evidence? It's easy. Once in a blue moon, you'll get a robbery or a theft in a store down here. I saw some, there's like a Dick's Sporting goods a couple years ago.

33:24Well, let's say Andrew 2. Andrew 2, number 2, he needs a lacrosse stick. Well, Andrew wasn't dicks. That's a fact. He's got the receipt. Correct? The problem is the day the place was robbed, Andrew was here working and someone else is on video stealing it. That's why we don't put out facts that aren't evidence. When someone is over Underwhelming you with facts, and you've seen it. You saw it with the Bride of Charlie bullshit. But absolutely underwhelming you with anything that's evidence. Are they really seeking the truth or clouding it?

34:11The mark of a real investigator and someone really interested in getting to some truth is someone who does the opposite.

34:26folks it's fairly obvious what's going on right now this symbiote is unbelievably destructive you're seeing it and i want to thank all the people who stood up and and let me be clear on this too just rewind it back to beginning of the show i don't care when you join the fight i had to stay out of it i was in government i can't speak out it's not about you when you're there You have to just stay quiet and do your job.

34:54Dan Bongino:I was proud to do it. I don't care when you join in. It doesn't matter to me. Thank you. Again, I saw Matt Walsh last night. Ben Shapiro has been fighting the fight. Mark Levin and many, many others. Graham Allen. Graham has done just amazing work. You know, you got a lot of these. You got Phil, known as Cat Turd, my guy. These guys have been fighting this fight for a long time Been accused of every single thing under the sun I want to thank you all because this is a dangerous time But let's not exaggerate either You know, we're not staring down in trench warfare In World War I, you know, mustard gas Flying in the trench and killing us all

35:46Dan Bongino:People prior to us had to deal with so much more This is the time to stand up. Luckily, our opponents on the other side of the aisle are so unbelievably stupid and have fallen into this endless rage spiral. Trying to hijack our movement with a small portion of them that they just fall into traps like suckers, like what happened in the State of the Union. That trap could not have been more obvious. Their rage against Donald Trump is so blind That even when Donald Trump Says something at the State of the Union A bit of hyperbole but Stand up if you're not a dipshit And the liberals are like He's obviously setting you idiots up This is just like the gift of Donald Trump To do fairly obvious and say fairly obvious transparent things And to get the Democrats to show their ass It is an incredible freaking talent I've never seen anything like it.

36:43Here's what I mean. Here's Caroline Leavitt. What did I tell you the other day after the State of the Union? I said he was so clearly, President Trump, setting a trap that it's amazing that Democrats are, get up and clap if you support America. Democrats are like, I'm not getting up. I'm going to sit on my ass. Why would you do that? you knew he was recording this for a campaign spot i was reading peggy noonan last night the wall street journal i like peggy's columns we feel differently about politics that's okay again i don't get into like rage stuff all the time of these people peggy noonan didn't like that's okay thought it was too political we're in a different time you know it's just where we are sometimes you got to fight fire with fire here's caroline levin in a fox hit saying exactly what i told you the other day not because it was some stroke a genius.

37:34It was obvious they walked right in a trap. Listen to her talk about exactly this. President Trump set the Democrats up in a trap and they fell right into it because they cannot help themselves. They truly stand on the side of the tens of millions of illegal aliens who they allowed to pour in to our nation's open borders under the Biden administration. They truly stand on the side of career criminals who have gone to jail not once, not twice, not three times, but 12 times in the case of the young woman in North Carolina whose neck was slit by a career criminal who was released back onto the streets in North Carolina by Democrat policies.

38:14And they could not even stand for her heartbroken mother who President Trump was commending last night. It was an obvious, obvious trap. She's telling you it was a trap. Do you guys remember after the State of the Union, I said to you, not only was it trap, It was like a bear trap painted black on the top of white snow with no trees around with a sign bear trap ahead, bear trap 10 yards, bear trap five yards. Don't step in bear trap. And the Democrats are like, you think we should step into bear trap? And he did it. And of course, it was only a matter of hours before these dumbasses sitting on their ass when they were given just an opportunity to stand for the country in a moment of bipartisan unity.

39:03Here's the ads playing in swing districts. You couldn't have set it up any better. Check this out.

39:18These people are crazy. That spot was cut by a conservative group and will run nationally and target races in several key states. I'm almost hesitant to talk about this. because with the Democrats, it's like, I want you to keep doing this.

39:42Now, why would I object if you're screwing up your own movement? Why would I stop you from destroying yourselves? But the thing is, here's the thing. So why are you talking about it? Because folks, look at me. Zoom in. Well, don't.

40:00Dan Bongino:No, let's zoom in. they are so overtaken by rage against this president that no matter how many times you tell them this is obviously a trap Guy, what's the Star Wars guy? It's a trap Admiral Ackbar that's a shout out to Guy I don't know about Andrew too and his love of Star but Guy's like obsessed with Star Wars no matter how many times you tell them it's a trap they're going to do it anyway they can't stop themselves And listen to me. Hey, this is important, okay?

40:36Dan Bongino:Trump scares them more than any other prior Republican president or even candidate. The Romneys, the Bushes, the Reagans, all of them. And it's because of what I said in the beginning of the show. Donald Trump has managed to do things. Reagan had special political gifts. Let's isolate him out for a minute. Trump has managed to crack the code in urban communities, the black community, the Hispanic community, the Jewish community, the Asian community. The Democrats have played ideological partisan identity politics games for years. And folks, let's just be honest. They've worked. They beat us at this.

41:26Trump is the first one to crack that. What they're afraid of is the coalition he built in this Make America Great Again wing of the growing wing of now the Republican Party. They are absolutely terrified that going forward, their only ability to win, which is through cheating and identity politics games, are going to be completely finished by the SAVE Act and the MAGA coalition.

41:58you have a choice to make. You have a choice to make going forward. And this president has just done things different. He has a gift. You know what the gift is? He's got a lot of gifts. I mean, the ability to command detentions is the most powerful one. But he's got this gift of just stating the obvious and then getting the liberals to object to it, i.e. sitting on their asses during the State of the Union. and we just could have stood for America. Not for the Republican Party, just for America. This is Guy's favorite clip. I always like to announce that, of course. Here is Donald Trump stating the obvious, and the left went crazy over this.

42:40He's doing an interview on the just rampant fraud in the Somali community. And by the way, fraud in any community. I saw another thing about this. I don't care who it is. Somali community A Muslim community Jewish community A Catholic community in the mountains I don't care Fraud is fraud However the fraud in the Somali community In Minnesota is well documented I mean shit when I was there What were we up to like a hundred arrests on this Alone on the federal side And we don't even have the assets to prosecute this stuff In mass Typically this is left to state and locals But they weren't doing anything Trump is just stating the obvious here And the left went absolutely crazy With the identity politics bullshit I'm telling you 90 % of sane people With a functioning neuron heard this And were like, yeah, if you're going to migrate to America You probably shouldn't steal from us and contribute to society Trump stating the obvious Liberals claw at their face and shit their pants Check this out Immigrants that you do want to see in America?

43:49Well, they certainly contribute. Yeah, I want to see people that contribute. I don't want to see Somalia. I don't want to see a woman that marries her brother to get in and then becomes a congressman, does nothing but complain. All she does is complain, complain, complain, and yet her country's a mess. It's one of the worst in the world. Let her go back, fix up her own country. So, no, Somalia, and I was right about it. I started complaining about Somalia long before the scandal. The horrible things they're doing to Minnesota, it's incredible. They have an incompetent governor there too. The Democrats are running some bad ships.

44:33When I first heard that, I thought he said Democrats are running some bad shit. I was like, yeah, go for it.

44:42this guy has a lot of political abilities we have not seen in the past but one of them is to just state a fairly obvious tautology and to have the left go crazy over it and they do it every time they fall in this trap every single time somalia is obviously a broken country. Obviously. I mean, just look at what's going on over there. Just on the entire continent with Somaliland. There's no problem with saying that. Like, oh my gosh, that's racist. Nobody mentioned anything about race at all. You did. You do this all the time.

45:29You just walked in another trap. Everyone listening to this is like Please do not come to our country If you want to defraud the country Everyone's like yeah that makes sense Left is like ah that's definitely racist This is why you assholes Continue to get crushed By him Not necessarily other Republicans I can't deny the fact that other Republican You know races in Off cycles and the midterms May not go well I saw one of these Liberal outlets Dan Bongino says that the midterms may not go well for Republicans. It may go great. They may not go, I don't sit here and tell you, oh, don't worry about voting, folks.

46:08Red wave, red wave. Because I'm not an idiot. That's not the way to get people out to vote. Of course there's a probability it may not go well. The probability could go great.

46:23But when Donald Trump is on the ballot, it's because people hear things like that and vote for him because they're like, yeah that just makes sense okay bring some receipts you know evidence matters of course it matters remember i just told you flooding the zone with facts not related to evidence he's not getting to truth it's obscuring it well let's get to truth let's produce actual evidence that donald trump has this gift of stating the obvious on immigration to the country and that the american people largely agree here's a cnn this poll here is a cnn poll don't accuse me of partisan bias here a cnn poll about trump in his 45 term where he was on immigration with the public and where he is now hold for a second so if your statement that i'm wrong and i don't have any evidence to back up that trump is in the right place on immigration don't come here if you're not going to contribute to the country if i'm wrong trump should be polling worse than he was in 45 correct okay i'm right the poll says the opposite take a listen yourself Which party more in immigration?

47:28In 2018, Democrats had an edge of about six points. You come over to this side of the screen now. Look at that. Republicans are the ones who have actually have an edge on immigration. So this whole idea that Democrats are going to be able to take advantage of the immigration group of the immigration issue actually doesn't bear itself out in the polling despite everything that's been going on. In fact, Democrats are in worse position than they were during Donald Trump's first term. Folks, again, this show tries to get to a truth lodestar, a compass of true north by showing you things called evidence, not random facts unrelated to the point.

48:07If what the left is saying is true or accurate, that Donald Trump's position on immigration, Somali fraud is so unpopular, then it should show up. The actual opposite is showing he's doing better. so you know nothing makes me prouder than when you all email me and say dad i watch your show because i like to debate my liberal friends and win tell him did you guys see the latest poll by the way it was covered on cnn you think donald trump sucks on immigration why are his poll numbers better than they were in the last term and by the way he ran for term 47 and 45 on immigration it's not like this is some mystery to people I'm telling you one of his greatest gifts is to state the obvious a tautology, an axiomatic truth almost everyone agrees with and then get the left to take the other position the other one I bring up all the time because it's such a ground ball for the left and they can't get out of their own way is men's penises in the women's room and cutting off kids nuts and breasts This is fairly obvious.

49:15Same people like, should we cut off my kids' balls? Not a good idea. Why not cut them off?

49:29Cut the nuts off. Don't cut the nuts off. Rest, nuts. It's a fairly obvious answer. It's, again, a moral compass North Star. But the magic of Donald Trump is to get the left to take the opposite position on rage alone. I'll show you what I mean with this other video coming up for a second. In a second, excuse me. Where this lawmaker out of Minnesota, Michael Hallstrom, looks like a pretty good guy. He's like, hey, so you guys want porn in kids' schools? I don't think that's a good idea, this Minnesota legislator. So he said, okay, I'm going to read the book out loud that you want 12-year-olds to read in school.

50:13The book is called, literally, This Book is Gay. That's the title of the book. So he's like, you want 12-year-olds to read this stuff? It's really graphic. And I'm going to warn you, this is another reason, by the way, to Braden McGroin, the language in this next segment is not good. Get your kids out of the room. But damn, they want The liberals want 12 year olds to read this stuff No, no, they just want you to read it when you're not around Because they're pervs and disgusting This is not safe for kids And I'm telling you, if you've got kids I'd say skip ahead, but you can't, it's live Unless you're watching on demand I'll play the video next And watch the cringe factor in the room as the liberals who want the porn in the schools.

51:03They're like, ah, we shouldn't read that here. Well, why not? Why not? You want a bunch of 12-year-olds.

51:09Dan Bongino:Why not? Why not? Why don't you want that?

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55:33No, no, madam chair. Thank you. Oh, this is an We don't need to read items that actually it's not the things that you're reading that are inappropriate. You've got your clippable moment. Maybe we can just move on. It just seems absurd that this is appropriate for a 12-year-old but not for the senators in this committee. But I will take it. To the state senator, Michael Holstrom,

56:01I'd like to invite you on the show. So if your people are listening or watching on demand, Guys, can you set that up if you'd like to come on? I would love to have you on the show. Folks, this is evil. Again. It was a big thing that before the show, we were arguing over people who are misguided and led a straver. This is evil. Sexualizing your 12-year-old kid who is totally and completely unprepared for this about blowjobs and... is evil.

56:42how do you not see that this is why i keep telling you like we are in this really really dark time where it's like this black cloud is hovering over our politics and people are just afraid to call it what it is now this is pretty universal on our side however on the left if you even call that stuff out they have their own rage bot problem too if you dare say hey man i'm all for like lgbtq stuff and i'm a lefty whenever i i love all this stuff and you have all your rainbow stuff around but i really don't think a 12 year old should be learning about oral sex in schools what the rage bots go crazy on them too i'm telling you we are in this crazy time this is why President Trump constantly brings this up.

57:30It's not that this issue dominates his politics. It's that the issue of combating evil does. And he understands that in the game of politics, stating the fairly obvious and getting the left to defend the indefensible is the only way to point out you have a binary choice right now. We've got elections coming up. You've got hair gel out in California. Gavin Newsom, who's clearly running for president Who's he going to be running against? I don't know But he's running, make no mistake Here's Gavin Newsom in an interview Talking about how California was born of genocide Gavin, grow some balls The same balls you recommend kids cut off in your mutilation surgeries grow some balls then and support an executive order in a state of California or a piece of legislation to confiscate every wealthy Karen's land and give it back to the people you think are victims of genocide.

58:40Have some nuts, man. Go on the record. This, give it back. Just give it back. You want to do land affirmations and all this born of genocide. Ladies and gentlemen, Every single nation on earth We've said this a thousand times Has either been born out of some initial act Of necessary violence or unnecessary violence And after that, there has had to be violence Throughout human history For people to preserve their territorial integrity Everywhere on earth Indian tribes fought each other American Indian tribes fought each other Colonialists fought each other Anti-colonialists fought each other This is not new Give it back Just give it all back Remember Bill?

59:29Bill Eilish? Bill wanted a run stolen land Give your fucking house back then, man And shut the fuck up Give it back Donate it Can live in a tent somewhere Here's Newsome Born out of genocide while he's hocking his book Check this out I try to color quite literally with pastels the landscapes. I begin the book talking about looking out over the American river where Eureka, Eureka was yelled, yelled and yellow gold and how, you know, we were born of genocide in California. We try to paint a picture that is about California. It's about America. It's my family. It's the journey. And so I do think there's aspects of this that people can connect to in a very meaningful away, I hope.

1:00:18Nah, bro. We don't connect with your fucking bullshit, okay? Yeah, California was born a genocide. Oh! Look at these guys. See, you guys can feel free to... Josh and Andrew, I'll give you credit for that. San Francisco Standard. Not part of the show. Gavin Newsom's family buys a$9 million mansion in Posh Marantown. Does he still own that winery? The wine. $9 million? Hey, man, I'm a capitalist, brother. Good for you. But if it was born a genocide, how about you just donate your crib, man? How about it, bro? Lead from the front. Show some nuts. Same nuts you want to cut off. Grow some balls. Put some fertilizer on them nuts.

1:01:05Get back your mansion, brother. Why not? Why wouldn't you do it? You stole it. It was born a genocide. Gavin Newsom founded the Plump Jack Group in 1992, which grew into a wine and hospitality empire, including the Plump Jack Estate Winery in Oakville, Napa Valley. Founded with Gordon Getty, portfolio now includes the estate of the 13th Vineyard. Oh, OK. Wow. Looking good for me. So he's a cap. He's an empire. So he's a capitalist pretending not to be a capitalist talking about genocide, a nine million dollar mansion that this motherfucker doesn't want to give back. There's your guy on the left Like I said, at least Donald Trump's honest I don't think we should cut kids nuts off I don't think Somalis should come here if they want to steal from us Is Gavin Newsom honest?

1:01:52California's born a genocide That's easy to say from your 9 million mansion

1:01:59Dan Bongino:Gavin Newsom has the same problem when he's going to run for president, by the way That these other liberal governors do Pritzker Whitmer They got the same problem You know what their problem is? The U-Haul problem Dope that New York Post article Kathy Hochul and Mom Domi got this problem too Staggering one third of New Yorkers want to flee New York Citing the cost of living and quality of life Survey shows I know what you're thinking Because I'm thinking the same thing But you voted for the I know I can't I'm done trying to figure it out They'd rather live like animals. You saw the lady on the Portland CVS video yesterday.

1:02:44I don't know. I come into the CVS store and everything's locked up. I can't get a CVS. We're closed and moving out of town. They want to live like absolute animals. I don't understand. You'll never understand either. Don't try to. The more you try to understand, the crazier it gets for you. Just continue to be guided by your own North Star moral compass. keep this movement strong and healthy and learn to use discernment between people trying to bait you into bullshit and waste your time.

1:03:17Because the other side is totally full of shit. Donald Trump just speaks basic truths and the liberals go nuts. The Democrats never tell you the truth. It's a genocide. So give your mansion back. You probably spend more money on hair gel. Take the hair gel money and then go give it and donate it to a reparations fund or something. Show some balls. Finally, people speak it up too. Yesterday, I showed you a Mark Wayne Mullen clip about this bullshit Obamacare debate. The Democrat, who was Obama? Anybody out there in the audience? Okay, obviously I'm being ridiculous. He was the, he's the new Democrat Ronald Reagan.

1:03:57They love Obama. Despite one of the worst eight-year records in human history. Everything from economic growth to just the destruction of American culture. The guy was a disaster for two terms. His biggest achievement is Bill called the Affordable Care Act that everybody knows as Obamacare, eponymously named. That's his name. It's not Reagan care, and it's certainly not Trump care. This thing sucks so bad, the Democrats had to shut down the government to get more money because of this sinking mess of a piece of legislation. So here's Ron Wyden, another Democrat lunatic, tweeting this out. Imagine the balls on this guy.

1:04:40Republicans jacked up your health care costs so they give more tax breaks to billionaires and health insurance companies. Bro, keep this up for a second. Are you shitting me, man? Here's your own New York Times, Ron Wyden. Senator Wyden. New, I'm going to call it Obamacare, it's the ACA. New Obamacare plans could increase family deductibles to$31 ,000. I thought it was supposed to save money. I thought it was saving money. I thought Obamacare, Obama, Obamacare. Hey, guys, didn't Obamacare tell us it was going to save money? Obama from Obamacare. He told us that, right? Hat tip again, the legend, Maze Moore.

1:05:16I told you, video clips are the best in the business. Here's a Maze Moore clip of Obama telling you how Obamacare was going to save you money. But Republicans jacked up your health care. What bullshit. Check this out. actually reduce the deficit by$4 trillion over the long term. Reducing the waste and inefficiency in Medicare and Medicaid will pay for most of this plan. It will slow the growth of health care costs for our families, our businesses, and our government. There will be a provision in this plan that requires us to come forward with more spending cuts if the savings we promised don't materialize.

1:05:54Did the savings materialize? Guy, can you put that up again? and New York Times, did the savings ever materialize? I mean, Obama from Obamacare told you the savings would materialize, correct? He said there were all kinds of stopgaps in case the savings didn't materialize. Reed Abelson, New York Times. Oh, Dan, this article isn't recent. Actually, it's February 26, 2026. New Obamacare plans could increase family deductibles to$31 ,000. I thought the savings were going to materialize.

1:06:25hey man i'm not telling you in the midterms again republicans are the solution to all your problems i'm just telling you the cause of all your problems are the democrats here's the bar graph free opp.org obamacare deductibles are more than double you want more of this shit you're gonna get it good and hard and they're always surprised by this too the democrats feign surprise about everything they're always surprised donald trump got elected border crossings and illegal migrants admitted into the country were down to zero oh my gosh i'm so surprised how did that happen the murder rates at an all-time low because donald trump just did this thing like lock up bad guys holy shit how did that happen i can't believe i as my mother-in-law would say i cannot believe I can't believe it I can't believe it

1:07:20GDP growth When you start cutting government red tape And engaging tax cuts Starts bumping around to 3 and 4 mark I cannot believe what happened to Mark Obama Never reached by the way ever Look it up They're always surprised Here is maybe the worst political prognosticator On planet earth You know what put up the Washington Post article first I'm going to do it in reverse You know this guy Chris Saliza He wrote this piece with Aaron Blake As one of my favorite pieces ever You can look it up, it's still there October 24, 2016, right before Trump 45 Victory, right? Chris Saliza, Washington Post Donald Trump's chances of winning are approaching zero Zero, yeah good call on that That was great, I'm glad you make your money in the political space Fantastic, well done on that one Here is the same guy Absolutely stunned that after the State of the Union which was a fantastic speech laying out actual results to the point CBS News fact-checked good chunks of it and the New York Times and it was true what he said he's stunned that people in the MAGA coalition still support President Trump after that banger of his speech stunned totally stunned best political prognosticator in the business check this out Wednesday morning and read a bunch of the coverage read the political tip sheets and I was really surprised at the extent to which it was like, Trump did everything he needed to do in this speech.

1:08:45Trump laid out a blueprint for Republicans. And I was like, maybe I missed some of the speech, even though I watched it live with Chuck the whole time, because it seemed to me that what some in mainstream media were celebrating was the fact that Donald Trump didn't go wildly off script. Yeah, I know you're surprised, Chris, just like you were surprised about Trump's chances of winning approaching zero when he won that election, despite all the nonsense. Maybe this is why, by the way, the Wall Street Journal is reporting the Washington Post has now lost his top to$100 million. Shocker! People don't like bullshit all the time.

1:09:21Stutter. Hey, man, Washington Post, I'm all about the free press. I'll defend your right to be stupid. You just don't have to take us up on it all the time. All right, I wanted to add. Did you guys see this video rocketing around Twitter the other day? This clip on nuclear yesterday, and I saw it on social media. I don't even know. It could be years old. I have no idea. But you know that show Bar Rescue, that guy John Taffer? He goes in, he saves these bars. Man, I'm going to tell you, I'm a spreadsheets guy. I love business. I'm an actual capitalist. I love making money. I celebrate people who make money, create jobs, create wealth.

1:09:52Good for you. I'm not a fake like Gavin Newsom,$9 million mansion. They're born to genocide. Give it back, bro. I don't have to give anything back because I bought it, okay? I love capitalism. Well, apparently so does John. John, this is just brilliant. This is what I'm talking about, by, when you're in the business space, in the space of politics, you gotta divorce yourself from emotion and try to figure out what people are doing on the spreadsheet. What action have they performed that's a net present value of plus one? But applies to business too. If you're not measuring something, you're probably losing.

1:10:21He's talking about the restaurant business. Guy and I tried to trim this down, but we both agree. We don't like playing clips longer than a minute, minute 30. It's about two minutes, just a bit under, but it's worth every second. He talks about the restaurant business and how he gets the customer to stay. It's just brilliant stuff. Check this out. You go to a restaurant and have a flawless experience. I mean, flawless. The statistical likelihood of you coming back to that restaurant is about 42%. 42 %? If you do come back and have a second flawless experience, your statistical likelihood of coming back a third time is still under 50%, about 47%.

1:10:56But if you come back a third time, the statistical likelihood of a fourth visit is 72%. Isn't that wild? So where restauranteurs blow it is they market to one visit. I market to three visits. So here's what happens when you come to our restaurants. We ask you if you've been here before. If you say no, we put a red cocktail napkin down. Everybody else has a white napkin. You got a red napkin. You say, why do I have a red napkin? Well, because you're a new customer. We want to make sure we welcome you. Oh, that feels pretty good. Manager must come up, introduce himself. now we'll send you a postcard that says you can get a free rib dinner at my restaurant any day of the week nobody with you no restrictions at all so you come to my restaurant you put the red napkin down you give me the card for the free rib dinner you have your free rib dinner just as it's ending the manager comes up to the table says hey how was your ribs oh man they were fucking delicious he goes oh you got to try our chicken he writes on the back of a business card five odd dollars off chicken gives it to you.

1:11:50Now the manager's your buddy. It's handwritten. You come back with the business card for the$5 off chicken, which I'm breaking even on now. So there's no expense on this one. At the end of the meal, the manager comes over and says, how was he? He goes, great. You're full. Oh, I'm stopped. You got to come back and try my cheesecake. And he writes it on the back of the card, free piece of cheesecake. I get you back for the third visit. I got a 72 % likelihood of another vision. And here's the trick. But the typical restaurant in a market But like New York, if you advertise and then look at how many new customers you get, your acquisition cost can be almost$1 ,200 for every fucking customer you get.

1:12:23Really? It cost me$4 for a rib dinner,$1 for the postcard, and a free piece of cheesecake. The chicken was a wash. So it cost me about$8 to get a new customer. It cost somebody else over$1 ,000. That's the way you market a restaurant. That's brilliant, man. And any time I can do these timeline cleanse videos where I can pass off, you know, trying to be as much as I can a happy warrior, some solid advice on life and business from me and others, I'm going to take it. That's the You Gotta Try This podcast. So hat tip to them. Guy says it was this week. It's pretty timeless. So this week, this year, this decade, he's right.

1:13:03Dan Bongino:You can't measure it. Get out of the business space. folks uh producer jim you know we miss producer jim i haven't been uh on the radio as a choice i made coming back i wanted to focus on the podcast i love the radio uh maybe we'll pop in for some guest hosting once in a while i still work with westwood the company that syndicated a radio show but it was um a lot to to do and production wise and the biggest downside to was making the show fresh both times. So I kind of stuck with, you know, with this, but I do miss producer Jim a lot. I miss taking the calls. I miss the back and forth. So producer Jim's still working with us and producer Jim doesn't like to leave on Friday.

1:13:47I got a couple more things to get to, so have no fear, but he doesn't like to leave on Friday without your Democrat Zen moment. You know, the Democrats are the party of tolerance, coexistence, love, rainbows and all that stuff. That's just their thing. I mean, they put it on bumper stickers and shit on the back of their cars, right? Tolerance, coexistence, coexistence, except then when they want to kill you. So Jim puts together this moment of peace where you can sit down and meditate. This is definitely not family friendly either meditation. But here's your Democrat Zen moment of the week for your Friday.

1:14:18Check this out. Your Democrat Zen moment of the day. A peaceful moment to center your mind. Here's the thing. I don't want impeachment. I don't want them to serve time. I want them taken into the city town square, hugged from their ankles, and cut them from going to jail. This has been Democrat Zen. Thank you, Producer Jim. I feel better already. You guys feel good? Andrew's like, they're all raising their hand. They just finished their air squats. They're feeling great. Mines are cleared. Democrats clearing them right out. Folks, we could do that. You know who made a, I mean, just built an incredible kind of brand environment.

1:15:06Libs at TikTok, Chaya. She did an amazing job at just showing you Democrats who they are. That's who they are. You can pull a thousand of these things. On a better note, I do want to leave you with some positive stuff, though, for the week. Because it's a tough conversation to have today. And we're all going to have to have it. It's a time to choose, man.

1:15:26Dan Bongino:and the time to choose is now. Do you know Dennis Prager? Dennis Prager is just an icon in the conservative movement. Dennis has been around a long time, been doing commentary for as long as I've been in the public space times two. Prager U, of course, uponously named there. Dennis had a, in case you haven't heard, had a really unfortunate and terrible fall. and there's not a lot out there about it. I was reading the Wall Street Journal yesterday and he had an op-ed up and Guy loved it too. It's an op-ed about how you have a choice when he had a really, really bad fall. I mean, honestly should have died, his words, not mine.

1:16:12Luckily, his wife was there, got him to a hospital and thank the Lord, he's still with us, but he's not in great shape. So he wrote this op-ed, and I say this to tie it back to the beginning of the show, how I know everything seems dark. You're dealing with the rage bots, the Jew haters, doomers, lying liberal media people, and you think like, we all get, me too, you know, the woe is me thing. You've got to be a happy warrior. I'm not telling you rose-colored glasses all the time. I'm just telling you like you are and I'll use this little story in a second and you'll see what I mean. But put up that snippet from Dennis's piece.

1:16:55He's mostly paralyzed. You know, it's but happy to be alive. He says, whenever I'm tempted to consider the unfairness of my condition, I remind myself of the ways of which I've been unfairly fortunate all of my life. Even at the moment of my fall, I had the good fortune of my wife's presence, ensuring I received medical attention as soon as possible. It's also remarkable, given that I sustained the hard blow to the back of my head, that I've been able to speak and maintain my mental faculties.

1:17:26Dan Bongino:Every doctor who's commented on my condition has described my ability to speak as, quote, miraculous. He notes none of those doctors were particularly religious.

1:17:39you know the last year of my life has been incredible in every way but it's also been challenging i took on the challenge and wouldn't change anything but i walked in one morning and there was a there's an administrative assistant who worked up on the seventh floor and always, always smiling, always. I mean, probably the happiest person I'd ever seen. She's new there too. So she's not part of the old that we brought her in. Always smiling to the point where the security detail, they would walk down the seventh floor, which is where my office was next to Cash's, right? And the security detail, guys, because I'm not a morning person at all, but your show's in the morning.

1:18:30By 10 o 'clock, I start to wake up. I'm not a morning person these guys can vouch I come in and I'm like I walk down the hallway at 7 o 'clock in the morning

1:18:42Dan Bongino:and just a smile and the security guys would look at me like where did she get the energy so one day one day I come in and I'm not saying her name so I feel like she'd be okay with this I see her crying she's crying with the briefer the briefer who does the PDB every morning And I'm like, what? And the security guy looks at me and I don't know. I don't know. It was a Monday too. So she comes in and I said, come here. Sit down. What's going on? It tells me this story, which is not relevant, but she was very sad and understandably so.

1:19:28Dan Bongino:So I said to her, let's call her Tina, okay? I said, Tina, that's not her name, but I promise you, unlike liberals, it's a real story. I said, Tina, that's horrible. I said, every day I feel like we go through one of these dramas too. And I'm not trying to compare anything that's happened to what just happened to you. I said, have you ever heard of the burnt toast theory of life? The burnt toast theory that, you know, you're late for a plane. You're trying to make some toast to put something in your stomach. The toast burn sets off the fire alarm. Sprinklers goes off. You missed the plane, your house is flooded You're like, there cannot be anything good That can possibly come out of this Woe is me, I've been cursed You get to the airport You see a notification Sorry, whatever, plane's taken off You're slamming, now I missed the plane The apartment's flooded, I can't believe it I burnt the toast I'm gonna have to pay you $5 ,000 for ServPro or whatever And the plane crashes, everybody dies look it up it's called the burnt toast theory of life that if you believe in jesus or a higher power like i do as a very imperfect servant by the way there are obstacles put in front of you for a reason that whatever cosmic end game you don't understand and there's this story i i saw this this you know fairy tale type fable and i i tell this story once in a while because it really hit me and i don't remember where i saw it but is it this this farmer's on a he's on his he's on his farm and he's got horses and one of the horses runner runs away so the neighbor comes over and says to the farmer you guys ever heard this before, Jasmine?

1:21:19No? The neighbor comes over to the farmer and says, man, that really sucks. You lost your horse. That was a prized horse. My gosh, what are you going to do? That's really bad news.

1:21:30Dan Bongino:And the farmer says, well, good news, bad news. I don't know. We'll find out. Neighbor's like, what? Next day, the horse comes back with another horse.

1:21:46Neighbor comes over. Do you believe this luck? Freaking great news, man. You now got two horses. This is incredible. What good news? And the farmer says, good news, bad news. I don't know, but we'll find out.

1:22:09Dan Bongino:Then the farmer's son, a week later, is on the new horse. And the new horse doesn't train very well. Throws him off. Throws him off and injures him really badly And the neighbor comes over and goes What horrible news man Your son got thrown off the freaking horse Bro It's bad news And he says good news bad news I don't know we'll find out And then three weeks later while the son's recovering This recruiter comes over for an operation and says, listen, we need to take this kid and put him in this operation. It's very unpopular. No one wants it. We need to take him. And it says, I can't. My son is injured.

1:22:58Dan Bongino:And the neighbor comes over and says, hey, what great news. He avoided that. No one wanted to be part of that terrible thing. And what does he say? Good news, bad news. I don't know. We'll find out. Burnt toast. God gives you a bunch of obstacles in your life he's given us a bunch of them now I think he gave us this time for choosing I do and when you look at it as not a good news bad news but as an obstacle to overcome to not only grow personally but to mature this movement good news bad news I don't know we'll find out All right, folks, I don't have anything else to say. It's been an amazing four weeks.

1:23:49Dan Bongino:Thank you for everything. I give you all the other stuff, but I just don't feel like it. I feel like I should just leave you here. I'll see you back here on Monday. Hey there, I'm Vince. I'm Haley Carania. Host of Vince. Host of Scrolling with Haley. You can always catch my show right here. Right here on the Von Dina Report channel. Live, 8 a.m. Eastern weekday mornings. Noon weekdays. And if you miss it, no worries. The show will always be right here. And anywhere you find a podcast. Thanks for watching!