243. Ultimate YouTuber Sperm Race! Freezy Gets ROBBED & Vietnam CHAOS With AB...

7:47Cal:oh I saw them eating that in Captain Phillips yeah I rewatched Captain Phillips and they were eating like leaves and shit getting Isaac I think I think that's what it is yeah I don't know if there's any other variants

7:58Chip:no no I didn't I didn't see any of that you know what surprised me obviously on my TikTok for you page I didn't even get this but I get a lot of backpacker content I'm out in Thailand I'm out in Vietnam I see a lot of backpacker stuff when I was in Vietnam bro there was hardly I didn't really see any tourists there's one street which is kind of like the strip if you will where it's clearly like nights out and I was I was blown away. I didn't know something like this even existed in Vietnam, but it was like, yeah, being on the strip in Mago or whatever. What would a night sound like? They were so much fun.

8:31Chip:Were they crazy? Yeah. They made their mental out there. Like the Vietnamese party fucking hard and they drink a lot. Yeah. A lot of beer, a lot of beer, cocktails. I was walking past this one place. I heard like live music went in there. There was a jazz band playing and it's just a bunch of locals. Like that was what was so sick there was I didn't feel like, I just went out there And just hung out With other tourists Yeah Obviously Like I said That one street We went on there And there were fans And everything Because that's where The hostels And the backpackers Would go Yeah And it was called Walking Street And yeah So that But everywhere else That we went The restaurants That I was going to Like I was often The only white guy there And yeah It was just a A really crazy experience Is this it?

9:16Chip:Walking Street Yeah Bro It's fucking mad Boy VN

9:20Cal:Goddamn yeah

9:22Chip:shit is how it looks yeah I didn't know stuff like this existed you know it looks fun though the original reason why I went out to Vietnam was to go and film I mean it still was the main reason but I went to go film a bunch of food videos

9:37Cal:any bangers

9:38Chip:yeah I got like all of them there's one that I'm there like I don't know if I like it but I'll wait to see how that does often when that happens

9:45Cal:that one always performs the best yeah fucking people still love it

9:48Chip:yeah so it was cool but I brought out as you guys heard me mention i brought ab with me and uh cameraman g film what was ab saying like how was he moving and i mean he's great he's great to hang out with i like hanging out with he's obviously loads of fun when it comes to food though people know that's like he's worse than

10:06Cal:what you used to be he's worse than anybody i've ever met yeah he might be worse than theo yeah i

10:11Chip:didn't realize how mad it was like so and i told him like we're going out there to do food videos I was like, it's going to be like, you're not going to Vietnam to try normal food.

10:23Cal:Yeah, you're going to have to try some mad shit. Yeah.

10:24Chip:And he was there like, yeah, don't worry. Like when the camera's on, I'm on it. I bet he fucking wasn't, bro. I know he was. To be fair, once I realized how bad his food, I genuinely think he has some level of that phobia around food that somehow has creeped into his life. And I've heard about different types of food phobias you can get. But once he did that, then he said I managed to get him to try like some bits and pieces and I was there like oh I'm proud of you for doing that because I think you know it's similar to you while it's not as bad but you know you just gotta try the shit yeah and if you don't like you don't like it it's fine

11:01Cal:was there anything he tried and went oh I like that um there was some bits where he would go

11:06Chip:oh I don't mind that yeah that was often there was nothing that he went oh I really like that

11:10Cal:was it yeah well not one of them things where it's like oh I'm gonna have more no nah no he would say oh i don't mind that and then leave the rest yeah oh i don't mind that but i'm not having anymore yeah yeah yeah exactly so he was more just like i think he was more just relieved that he

11:23Chip:didn't throw up oh yeah okay so uh but he's so funny on the videos and we made it work and we had like quite a good dynamic because a lot of the videos are me they're like trying to expand his

11:36Cal:horizons yeah actually probably makes more sense for the video because you can be like look try this bro yeah the world outside of england's different literally that and we went to like

11:45Chip:the food markets and stuff like you know there would just be like dead sharks on the floor obviously we've been on holiday and you'll see actually in my videos i was wearing all the new 165 stuff this one actually isn't even out yet no that was not out but there are like four t-shirts

12:01Cal:available now um you get the plane one you get the dice one you got the call me for a good time one and then you got the core tea which is actually a little bit cheaper. So if you wanted it, it's not crazy cheaper,

12:11Chip:but there's going to be a link in the description and in the show notes. Go ahead and check it out, guys. Yeah, the quality of this stuff is absolutely premium. The neckline is legit. But yeah, guys, you need to go and have a little browse. We've put a lot of time and effort into it and really to make sure the quality is sick so that when you have it and also when you wash it, it comes out nice and it's one of those t-shirts that you don't just wear for a summer but you can have it for fucking four or five summers until you get too jacked to uh to wear it oh mate there was one bit and we'll have to blur it in our um in our video because it's just so fucked we went to the main fish market that like opens at 2 a.m um and we rocked up at like six uh seven maybe seven ish and we walk kind of obviously if you you might have seen some of the pictures but you get like a rough idea it's a wet market there's like buckets of fish and crab and everything like that it's all fine it's all very fresh but yeah it does stink badly but then we go out just to the outside bit and this is where they had like the smaller portions of things where you could potentially try stuff and um we end up yeah kind of like that but we i saw something moving on the floor and i was there like oh okay you know there's been a lot moving stuff oh yeah but i was they're like, what is that?

13:32Chip:Is that a frog? And I was like, oh, that is a frog. And it's a skin,

13:35Cal:they'd skinned all these frogs alive. Whoa, fucking skinwalkers.

13:39Chip:Yeah, and it was like, mate, it was grim. It was so grim. I imagine, yeah, it was actually so grim. Wait, so there was a skinned frog? No, there was a group of them. They weren't cutting about, they were like in a basket, but they'd all been skinned alive. Damn, what the fuck? Yeah, that made my stomach drop a little bit.

13:56Cal:I guess that's just a normal thing out there, right?

13:58Chip:I think, yeah, yeah. bro yeah there you go i've just not skinned alive i've never seen that before no no no no i don't like looking at it because they're moving as well are they why are they moving because they're in

14:09Cal:pain obviously oh they're still alive oh mate can't they at least like boil them or something

14:16Chip:to make them just i don't know whether it's to keep them fresh for whoever buys them i don't know but it was a really that was the worst thing that i saw out there they just do things differently out there don't they but what a lot of people don't realize when you go to these markets it's like this is where a lot of your food starts before you i mean you see it nicely chefed up on a plate or like mixed into a meal or something that's where it comes from but you gotta kill the chickens you gotta kill the whatever else did you try one of the frogs yeah no i didn't no i walked straight past it i was there like even in like any other food restaurants that did like frogs or nothing no no i didn't actually see like frog stuff they have a whatever it is they have a weird obsession with spaghetti bolognese out there really i love those spag balls every restaurant we went to they always did a spaghetti like fast food restaurants yeah spaghetti ball yeah there was one bit i did my video where i do 24 restaurants in 24 hours yeah and is that one of the videos yeah shit was that hard uh it was difficult but we we powered through it we smashed it but we finished at like 2 a.m like at like a

15:21Cal:bar somewhere but um what time did you start that one uh 10 oh shit man uh literally did the whole

15:29Chip:entire day yeah yeah yeah um we so g film is we're trying something called a ban me but you would have seen them actually here it's a vietnamese like sandwich i've taken you to the get so yeah

15:44Cal:Yeah, I remember. Yeah.

15:45Chip:So that is like a Vietnamese curry in it.

15:48Cal:That was the one.

15:48Chip:Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we've rocked up trying like what's supposed to be one of the best ones. And G Films are filming me and a guy comes over and he's like, you want your shoes cleaned? Do you want your shoes cleaned? And I didn't really say anything. And G Films was like, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. And he kind of like takes a couple of steps to the left. And next thing you know, this guy's like pointing at G Films. He's squatting down now. he's pointed at G's film shoes in fairness, they were absolutely knackered, but they are just, I'm there like to be fair, mate, if he does do this, not actually the worst thing in the world, those things are cooked.

16:22Chip:I swear to God, he starts like fiddling with G films laces and G film goes like, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, like that within about two seconds, the shoe was off the guy had Nick G film shoe. Right. And he'd run, uh, I say run. He just like moved around like another couple of meters and just started scrubbing them like this right so he's nicked the shoe off and he chucked him a slipper to put on so g film's got like a slipper on right while the guy's going crazy on the shoe now he's putting like water and he's cleaning it and all this and he's uh like he's just drenching the shoe and i'm at this point i'm like tears of laughter like there's no way you just had your shoe nicked and now he's going to charge us for this as well so anyways i'm there and i'm like but he was like what was it like 20 000 dong that super cheap but i was there like you have just nicked his shoe mate and you just you've just done this and i don't want you to do the other one i've got 24 hours to film this video he's only done one shoe right so he had he hands it back right there's a bit of a difference but it's soaking wet so g-ball's put his shoe on and i've got an ears 20 000 mate and he just goes to me he goes like this cheap cheap cheap like that and i'm like bro what like how much do you want for that shoe i said it's only one shoe and he goes 50 000 how much is that uh it's like a quid okay but but do you give the blow 25 now listen to this yeah because it's a matter of principle you can't get taken for a mug out there yeah but you give him 25 it's mate it's a principle good good shoot my band me cost me about 40p really is it that cheap mate out there i was getting dinner and a beer for two two two pound 50 what the fuck yeah like that's what i mean what that's why that's a nice cheap video it's mad so anyways he does this and he goes cheap i'm there like all right mate fine he was 30 i'm not giving you any more like i'm not being taken for a muggy you've nicked my mate's shoe you've drenched it yeah and like it's not a matter of principle it's a matter of principle i'm not i'm not being taken for a ride and he just keeps screaming at me like cheap cheap so i've just handed him the fucking peas and i'm there like i've just been absolutely pleased here yeah that's crazy absolutely pleased but that's the thing when you're over there it's expected to haggle and barter yeah for most items especially in the market just part of the culture i just i'm fucking but it does feel a bit weird when I'm literally haggling over like 10p and I'm like putting a hard stance.

19:01Chip:I walk away over 10p.

19:04Cal:Really? I walk away because I'm just saying like, this is a principle. I'm actually terrible at that stuff, you know?

19:08Chip:Like I'm really bad. Yeah, it's a little bit uncomfortable sometimes.

19:12Cal:Like in America when Sabina keeps getting angry at me because I tip too much, she's like, why do you tip that much? And I'm like, oh, I just get nervous. I get scared when they ask, how much do you want to tip? And I'm like, can't say too low here. Don't laugh at me. what were you tipping on average percentage like uh probably somewhere between 20 and 30 percent but it was like but first of all in miami the 20 is already added on everywhere it's right and this is on top right i don't think it was like that when i went to like new york and stuff recently but yeah so it's 20 just added on so most places now 20 service charge yeah but that's the tip and they go oh service charge is added on but you want to do an additional tip yeah so i'm like right so I've already tipped 20 here.

19:55Cal:And, you know, so I've dipped it to 20. Sometimes Sabina will be like, no, you've tipped 20%. That's pretty good. Leave it. And I'll leave it. But then there's other times when they're like, do you want to do an additional tip? And it's in front of me on the screen. 20. You've got to hit the 20. No, because it's additional now. It'll be like three, five and 10.

20:11Chip:Yeah.

20:11Cal:And I'll just do a little five. But like with the valet, I didn't know how to do the valet. So I was like, oh, can I tip the valet? The concierge. And they're like, yeah, how much do you want to tip? and I was like,$50. Because I didn't know. And she was like, what are you doing? I was like, no, but I've seen it in the movies. They always give them like a nice little something.

20:32Chip:What do you think you're James Bond, bro?

20:34Cal:And it cost$50 to use a ballot anyway.

20:38Chip:Yeah. Well, they probably saw you rock up in that Corvette and went, yeah, we're going to take some cash off of this little tourist.

20:44Cal:Oh, it was fucking lovely. Yeah, but I think that area is just, I think there's loads of people with money there.

20:48Chip:Yeah, definitely.

20:52Chip:Yeah, I genuinely think across all my videos there, the amount of money I spent on food. Cheapest. Gotta be the cheapest, right? Where else have you been that's cheaper than that? I made four videos. Keep in mind, I did like a 24 and 24. The total amount I would have spent on food would be about a hundred pound.

21:08Cal:That's crazy. Wow. That's really good. Yo, how much would like a Coca-Cola be out there? Is it cheaper or not?

21:15Chip:Coca-Cola would be about 30p.

21:18Cal:Damn. We should go over there and buy something.

21:21Chip:If that, if not, if that, if that, it might be less, it might be less.

21:24Cal:Did you bring anything back with you? Like some just fucking treats for yourself?

21:27Chip:If I was going to bring something back, it would have been the Fanta. Why was it good? I didn't realize, like the Fanta over there. No, because it turns out AB enlightened me to this. Because I was there like, why are we like everywhere we went? We just had Fanta, Miranda, Fanta, Miranda, whatever it was. I needed it because it has something called Red 40 in it.

21:47Cal:Oh yeah. You heard about this? It'd be banned here. It's banned here. Yeah, it's got that in most American stuff. Oh, really? Yeah, it's bad for you.

21:55Chip:Yeah, supposedly it gives you that, like a guaranteed ADHD. Yeah. Or like autism or something.

22:00Cal:You know what's so funny? I didn't know about this until yesterday too, Red 40. Yeah, I just learned about this. And I was just like, wait, Sabina was like, oh my God, it's got Red 40 in it. It's a bag of crisps. I was like, what the fuck is that? She's like, yeah, it's bad in the UK. It's like quite bad for you. It was bugles, you know, bugles or whatever the fuck they are.

22:15Chip:Wait, how have we just both found out

22:17Cal:about this at the same time?

22:18Chip:Either way, let me tell you, it it's worth it like i'm taking adhd and autism if it means i can have that what it gives you

22:26Cal:wow oh is that what it could be linked to anyway at least now ignore ignore some of that stuff you don't need to have that's agent that's a nuclear weapon yeah that agent orange stuff was i'll talk

22:37Chip:about the war stuff in a minute but um that uh yeah so the phanta was just out of this world The pho Have you had pho before? Or pho?

22:48Cal:Yeah I always call it pho but I don't think that's right is it

22:51Chip:I didn't know what it was I haven't heard people say it two different ways so I just went with pho because it sounds more fucking authentic

22:56Cal:Get that pho bro I've had this yet It changed my life

23:03Chip:No I know it looks in fact I would argue that it looks pretty grim No I think these are unreal though

23:09Cal:I love these it blew my mind like i've had it before here and i've always thought like yeah it's okay here in the uk though you're just getting like some crap one right i do like them but it must be fucking amazing man it was like crap we went to one yeah this is like a very popular dish to

23:25Chip:get there and me and ab we just sat down at this one place we both found just one spot that we

23:30Cal:absolutely like that did he no no he he he tried it and he didn't mind it uh but he didn't have

23:38Chip:there's unreal chicken and rice that was like insane seasoning and so he just ate that and i ate the fun that was pretty much unsorted um it's in one of the videos you guys will see it but um yeah that's a really popular dish there and then um yeah man the food videos we met some really cool the the interactions that you have with people it's similar to the u.s i think asia is even a level above because oh let me say that's way too generic because i know when I went to Japan, people didn't really like being on camera much, but in Vietnam, they loved being on camera. People love being asked about like the food there or what their favorite things are.

24:15Chip:Like they just love being asked about Vietnam. And so when we were over there, they're so accommodating to you. They're really, really kind. And I was, you'll see in the videos, it makes the videos 10 times better because I'm interacting with the locals. Love that kind of stuff. And it just made it so much more funny like they would like they would fucking like rob me and shit yeah like i'd give them like you say rob i'd give them like 200 000 dong they give me that and they'd be like oh yeah it's 50 000 i give them 200 000 like i'd only get 100 000 back i'd be like oh fuck but like you know you just got ready to hustle yeah yeah yeah but if it came to bartering i'd i'd be on it yeah uh but so yeah so we did loads of that and i love that part of it so it made me want to just go do more Asia videos I put on my story.

25:02Cal:It did look sick on your story and I kept seeing it fucking like raining and shit. Was it like monsoon season or something?

25:08Chip:It is the wet season but it's just like one hour a day.

25:13Cal:One hour of rain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it just goes back to being boiling. Yeah, yeah. That's what it was for us as well.

25:18Chip:It's just sticky.

25:19Cal:Yeah, you go outside and it's like, oh shit.

25:23Chip:Yeah, just like that. So yeah, I can see how backpackers go out there. Yeah. And stay out there. And yeah, I mean, like I said, with two grand, you could be out there for like six months.

25:34Cal:Where did you, did you stay in a hotel or like an Airbnb? How much was a hotel or is that like not the most?

25:40Chip:I think it was like 60 quid a night. It's like five star. Whoa, that's amazing. Yeah. Really, really good hotel there. Really nice. Had a rooftop pool. That's where you saw the AB video.

25:51Cal:Oh, what? The one where you're fucking swimming through Shrek Swamp? Yeah. What the fuck happened to the water in that video?

25:56Chip:Nah, so I think it's like a combination of the tiling was green. So it wasn't like that in real life. No, it was like that in real life.

26:07Cal:It might have looked worse. When you looked at it, were you like, oh, that's lots of great.

26:11Chip:Yeah.

26:11Cal:Okay, fair.

26:12Chip:But then we spoke to him and they said it was because of the rain. Like you can see it's quite clear. And I think it's because of the tiling being green and there's just loads of rainwater. They missed with that one. They should have made blue. Yeah. Yeah. so but you can see it's quite clear

26:26Cal:I thought bro did you even know that you read that posture in the background of course you fucking

26:31Chip:come on

26:31Cal:now you should read some of the comments

26:33Chip:some people just didn't Stanley I don't think

26:35Cal:he knew bro what do you mean never mind Stanley fucking taking you for a little ride on a roller coaster nah I banged out didn't it

26:44Chip:it did it super bad I love all I give her yeah I give her

26:49Cal:that's a stinker people keep just commenting on every TikTok at the moment like wait till Chip gets a hold of this. Oh yeah,

26:56Chip:because you look, I'm on to Stanley, you know, I'm on to Stanley. Stanley, repose any hate. Yeah. No, I do too, bro. I do too. Any Cal Freezy hate, Stanley's on it.

27:06Cal:I reposted a new batch of hate last night. Let me see if I can find it.

27:10Chip:Go on to my TikTok. Oh no, this one's so funny to be fair.

27:14Cal:Oh my God. That one's so good.

27:15Chip:Nah, I've got full respect for this because it's actually so good.

27:19Cal:This one was your best ever thing. Like, you don't understand me and Sabina who were going around Miami like all day.

27:25Chip:But the thing is it suits you more. I know. It suits you more than me.

27:29Cal:Honestly like bro it was the best thing that happened while I saw it.

27:32Chip:It's so good. So I saw yeah that one that one very much.

27:36Cal:New one last night Ethan didn't have to do car freezy like this. Oh yeah I saw that.

27:40Chip:I saw that.

27:41Cal:I was so uncomfortable.

27:42Chip:Just out of pocket. I was there like oh so you just do it in your private life do you? That sounds.

27:47Cal:Yeah just out at home. Just at home. Not even on the cams you're just getting it.

27:52Chip:No, no, no. But you know what? I bit my tongue for long enough. So it's just opened up the gates now.

27:57Cal:Yeah, no, it's open.

27:58Chip:Now it's a free for all.

28:00Cal:Yeah. So we're good.

28:01Chip:I rate that. So we're good. Stinker. But what was the thing I was going to speak about with that though? Oh, fuck. Where were we going with that combo?

28:13Cal:I don't really know.

28:14Chip:We're talking about...

28:16Cal:Oh, um...

28:18Chip:AB's viral video. Oh, we filmed a few bits. oh he did like the central c tick tock as well oh yeah that was funny i watched it that was good uh but he you know what's happening to him you know the voice that he does on there it's because it's become such a meme of his actually creeping into like his everyday talk yeah yeah sometimes he just speaks like that it's so like it's like one of those things like

28:40Cal:from the joe wella days it's very easy like i find myself doing it sometimes and i'm like damn i need

28:44Chip:to remind myself i'm 31 years old i'm worried about that in my videos because if i hang around I'm with people for too long. I start talking the way they talk.

28:52Cal:He's talking like him. It's so cringy, so embarrassing. I'm just like, you know what? Fuck, I just don't notice it though. We just don't really care. I don't notice it.

28:59Chip:So I'm worried that what if all four videos are just talking like that?

29:03Cal:There's always someone in the friend group, even if you're a non-YouTube friend group, that'll say something and it'll catch on with the whole group. It's just normal. It's just how things work.

29:11Chip:So yeah, we'll see. I don't know. But yeah, my video's out of that. I'm hoping they do well. It'll be interesting to see because I've only ever done London and the US. Yeah. Obviously, they're my two biggest demographics. Yeah. So I'm really hoping that people will tune in for Vietnam because it is kind of rogue. It's not got like all the popular spots or the quote-unquote popular food. But you get the kids who travel out there. So maybe it's like they're watching you and then they can go, oh, wait, crazy went to that place.

29:38Cal:You might not end up with like any banger bangers, but they should all do well because they're interesting enough.

29:45Chip:I'm making them quite long videos.

29:47Cal:Yeah. I'm looking at an hour. I think the current audience will love them. They just might not hit a wider one as much. I don't know

29:53Chip:It's hard to tell me that's class fuck that's how you just shit me up

29:59Cal:Fucking goes the fellas goes he angry about that shit

30:07Chip:What did I know it's gonna be somebody fucking with us I know it's somebody fucking with us as well when I find out who it is, it's over for you. I think because you know what? People may or may not know this, but the way we have the studio set up is somebody in the meeting room up in the office can be watching this right now. So I don't know if they have like an app on their phone and they just want to fuck with us. But yeah, we'll see how those we'll see how those videos do. Look, if they hit a million, that'd be that'd be amazing.

30:39Cal:Yeah, they will. Don't worry about it.

30:42Chip:What a sweet spot to be in, baby.

30:44Cal:Anyway, let me tell you about Miami

30:47Chip:The seafood boil Oh my god You've got to educate me on a seafood boil

30:52Cal:I've always seen these online and just thought Nah, this city is kind of weird Because it'd be like the crawfish and stuff You know what I mean? Sometimes we'd just be cooking them alive It's just like, whoa But, you know, you see the massive big fucking cooking pots And it's just full of like loads of different sauces Well, there it is on screen right now I reported that video, by the way Why?

31:11Chip:Just found it so jarring I knew that wasn't you, bro I feel like Sabina told you to make this TikTok

31:15Cal:Nah bro This is me So that's why I said wrong account I reported it You know Seriously Honestly bro I am so bad with TikTok No I'm not as bad anymore But I don't really She definitely told you

31:24Chip:Yo there's this sound right Yeah yeah She gave you the sound Yeah I was there like This doesn't feel authentic

31:29Cal:To the gym She was like She was like Oh I'm gonna do this And I was like Oh that's funny She was like

31:34Chip:Nah she won't even do it Oh this is funny Yeah no because This is That's why I put wrong account

31:38Cal:Because it felt like Something that would be On Sabina's account And I was like You know what Fuck it like Oh just Because it's so not me it would be funny. But anyway, we went to this place called Cajun Boyle. Now, this place is, I don't know. Sorry,

31:52Chip:just to jump in really quick. I hate to be that guy, but I'm so proud of you now. What for just eating? I can't believe that you're out here eating this. If people knew from like four, three, four years ago. Yeah, it's crazy.

32:03Cal:Like you wouldn't have gone, I swear to you, you wouldn't have gone near that. No, you just got to push yourself out, man. Sorry, continue. Honestly, so I don't want to say, I don't really know if it's a touristy spot or not, but anyway it's a really high reviewed place and we got sort of 4.9 stars like all the tiktoks are saying this is a good seafood ball spot in miami so we went there fucking crack it on the second it opened just in case it got busy because you can't book it um and yeah you come in you get

32:29Chip:your gloves pretty much that's a great breakfast yeah you get there and there's the menu's fucking

32:38Cal:wham and they're like oh you want to get one of the combos which is like i have a crayfish like crab legs, fucking lobster tail, just prawns, just everything. And they put it in this bowl and then you have to choose your sauce and it can go up to like extra hot, blah, blah, blah. And then you get all your potatoes, corn, all your sides, everything, mashed potato, whatever. It all just gets thrown into one bowl and then it just comes out and give it a go. Mashed potato. And they give you like the clampers and the scissors. You can just cut everything open and crush it all. Honestly, it was one of the nicest things I've ever had in my life.

33:11Cal:Really? how good it actually was I'll be honest with you

33:16Chip:I've never had a good seafood bowl I've tried it once before and I was so let down I just don't get the hype

33:22Cal:I'm wondering is it not a good one in the UK because if that was in the UK to me I'd be there all the time like it was that good and I'd be taking all the boys telling them guarantee you're gonna enjoy this because that sauce is fucking unreal so it's all

33:36Chip:these different types of seafood all whacked into one big boil they boil it up they pour it out it's obviously been seasoned to the heavens yeah

33:45Cal:and i feel like in america they probably put some red 40 in that as well yeah there's probably some mad shit in there to be honest and and i don't know how healthy it is um but it was fucking

33:56Chip:the other thing that i have with the seafood boil and yours actually looked like it had quite a bit but sometimes it's more hassle than it's worth yeah so you know when you're there you're like you have to crack in everything you have to do in a lot yeah was it a lot of hassle

34:10Cal:it's a bit like that but that's why we got the one with the prawns because that's really easy and the prawns are just fucking unreal

34:15Chip:yeah is it shrimp or prawn big prawn if it's pretty big was it big pretty big yeah yeah

34:21Cal:okay but yeah yeah get those and then yeah because the crab legs they are really nice so yeah I love crabs so it's fucking good it's like oh my god melts in my mouth and the lobster tail oh to be honest it actually wasn't that bad you just fucking rip that shit up and you got a bib on you fucking get right in there

34:35Chip:I guess that's why you have all the gloves and everything.

34:37Cal:Yeah, honestly, it was a little bit of a movie.

34:39Chip:Yeah, that did look, I'm not going to lie, that looked nice on the...

34:43Cal:I'm trying to think what else fucking got up to in Miami. It was just fucking... So you rented a what? Oh, yeah, it was a Corvette. Which one was it? Fuck. Stingray? No, Z or... I don't know if it's Z or Z. Z or Z? Yeah. Something like that. It was fucking unreal. I just messaged your hotel like, look, we're going to Key West and I want a car. and he was like, oh, we have a good relationship with a car company that's next door. And it was called Mile Per Hour Club. And I was like, oh, I'll check this place out. That sounds like they can have some nice ones.

35:12Chip:All the cars and that. You can go on, bring it up now.

35:14Cal:Mile High Club. MPH. Miles Per Hour Club. MPH Club, Miami, and just go on the website.

35:21Chip:So is it, oh shit, wait, is this cars for like ballers? Yeah.

35:25Cal:What hotel did you stay at in Miami? I stayed at a W. Oh, okay. It was nice. Yeah, if you scroll down on the list, you'll be able to find the car. So I was going through them Click rent a car at the top I was going through them I was like damn These are really expensive And like most of them Were like Lamborghinis Which I don't really like There it is It's that exact one And that's the one where I saw Yours wasn't that colour though Was it? It's that colour But it's not that bright But it is that one I was like oh okay And I was like oh This is only$500 Compared to the Lambos Which is like 1.5 to 2.5 And it's American So I was like Obviously I want to try A different car I was like fuck it let's go for this I never drove a Corvette before it was unreal it was genuinely like really an amazing drive sick but I actually went online afterwards and started looking at the reviews at it and like across the board this is like one of the best Corvettes made apparently like the older reviews gassed it up it's only a hundred thousand dollar car yeah it is just as fast as a Lamborghini pretty much or whatever you want I think it's like I think it goes one night you got 200 miles per hour and it's 0-16 2.9 and yeah it's only$112 ,000 that's mad and honestly when you turn the car on I never really heard anything like it before it was unbelievable I really enjoyed driving it I wish they made it or released them in the UK but they have started releasing Corvettes in the UK there's something called the E-Ray which is like an electric Corvette

36:56Chip:but it's fucking expensive why would you want an electric one

36:59Cal:damn so that was crazy rented that drove to key west for two nights which is like obviously just at the bottom of florida keys it's just one straight line the whole way pretty much as most of america is but the town key west the village whatever it is i had no idea what it was like and i just went in blind i was like i just you hear about everybody always does this drive to key west my mate dito had just done it he was like gotta do it i was like fine i'll do it and we drove down there and it's just like this old town but it's like a party town yeah and it's just fucking mad there's like a strip it's all classic buildings where it's like all from the 1800s they kept them all preserved them and just rebuilt them a little bit it's a fucking it's mental and it's just rammed all night or at least when i was there it was maybe it's yeah season or whatnot you'll love it though

37:47Chip:yeah i mean i've got this book for september yeah and it's just every single spot is like every spot it's just live music

37:54Cal:class like it's just fucking you're gonna love it sick unbelievable little movie that obviously it's just everyone's just jet skiing you meet any NPCs

38:04Chip:all the time bro every day the US is just NPC heaven

38:09Cal:we met a load of people out there we met some great people as well on the first night we just ended up getting invited into his birthday party and then they were like oh in front of barbecue comes the barbecue all this shit which we didn't end up going to because it was on the last night

38:21Chip:we wanted to just go out

38:22Cal:but yeah yeah americans are just nice like that you wouldn't get that in england that's one thing i do like about over there they'll just they'll speak to you but they're friendly and they just they're a lot happier aren't they don't those say aren't they i don't know

38:35Chip:oh yeah but no i i think it depends where you are in the u.s honestly though i've not i mean yeah

38:42Cal:maybe new york they might be slightly more miserable yeah i'll stick up slightly like

38:46Chip:london but i outside of that where did you prefer texas or miami or florida i should say not miami

38:53Cal:you obviously went everywhere when i went to texas i was there for not that long so i didn't get to speak to people it was just fucking boiling hot and i was in the middle of nowhere so i couldn't really compare it too much but miami's like it's true what they say where the night starts like 2 a.m like welcoming back into the hotel knackered at 2 3 a.m and loads of people just be waiting outside getting ready to get in the ubers and shit to go out and i'm like this is fucked i'm like where are you guys going so many creators have moved to miami we're going out now i'm like what do you mean going out yeah we're like going space oh this is crazy and everyone everyone's

39:27Chip:going out like i wonder why is it that in london like the nightlife has been absolutely obliterated

39:32Cal:like it's absolutely on its knees now i don't know whereas you look like in miami and everyone's

39:38Chip:like oh it's because everyone's choosing like a healthier lifestyle it is that really why or is it just because london's nightlife is dog shit i don't know miami's like it feels like the party capital of the world like it's like vegas but it's got the beaches and stuff like it's got

39:54Cal:everything you kind of need in one place to just be able to get fought non-star every day and have a good time like your beachfront you got you got the touristy bit which is like ocean yeah drive or whatever it's called and it's obviously all lovely then you've got these fucking planes flying up and down the beachfront with i see that that's so funny yeah yeah like there was one that was flying up two days ago I was there she was flying up and down back and forth up Miami Beach it's like soldier boy at something tonight it's just everything there is made to remind you that you can just go out and get the generator all week and then yeah you wake up you go to a fucking pool party you go to the beach you just chill and then it's all just repeat do the full send boys do the Nelt boys live in Miami now I feel like loads of them live in Miami I think Aidan Ross

40:36Chip:just bought a house there

40:37Cal:oh I did see something about that I saw something about that like 25 mil or something yeah that's crazy I saw that there it is really good there I could imagine why you would live there you kind of just have everything don't you and I want to say it's cheaper than LA I don't know I think like living there

40:58Chip:oh right yeah I think the taxes are better there

41:00Cal:that's why people move there I don't see why you wouldn't really like the weather maybe in the hour of summer time is fucked over there though it's really hot really humid and obviously it just fucking rains like one hour a day.

41:14Chip:Yeah.

41:15Cal:Like there was, we were in thunderstorms. When we went to the Everglades, we got caught in a thunderstorm. Did you see any snakes? No, we saw loads of crocodiles and shit though.

41:24Chip:Like loads. No anacondas?

41:26Cal:Nah, he did say.

41:27Chip:They have a problem.

41:29Cal:No, pythons, sorry. Pythons, yeah. They've got invasive pythons. So the guy was like, yeah, we'll go out hunting them. There's like a hunting competition that the state put on. Yeah. I was like, whoa, that's kind of crazy. That's like the most Florida shit of all time. That was sick though. the airboat jumping on a little airboat that was really cool oh you went on that fuck it's rapid and it feels like you're kind of flying and so what are the crocodiles in those waters yeah they're just there like loads of them as well like they'll just come up to you and like it's a bit it's a bit crazy because i was like oh i'm not probably going to see one on this it's one of them things we just don't see one and get lucky there was loads they were taking us to like the nests and everything and he'd be like this is the nest where all the eggs are and that's why the other gate is just waiting for us here a lot of time fuck bro that's actually kind of crazy yeah it was a little bit of a movie though have you seen speaking of america and just doing crazy

42:18Chip:stuff okay i got a dm the other day yep um yeah it's not gonna pop up but anyways it was somebody messaged me asking me if i wanted to take part in something that they're bringing to the uk called sperm racing. All right. Now I was asked, yo, do you want to take part in this? Because it's like, it will help raise awareness for what was it they were raising awareness for? I think it was something like, oh shit. What do you, what sort of charity stuff do you not for? I can't even remember. Testicular cancer. Oh, maybe it was testicular cancer. I think that's what it was actually. yeah um so yeah anyway and and that made me look i was like sperm racing like i might be in troll there is this for somebody's video like whatever so i searched it up on youtube i was like sperm racing and i found this video yeah right and it's exactly what you think it is it's two blokes yeah that not right and here it is here here's a video not on camera no no no they don't know but then they put this uh each person's sperm into an obstacle course and the sperm race under a microscope and you can bet on it um and so at the moment this is two universities put their best sperm donors forward and then you can literally watch i just did my thing yeah my thing um wait this is the obstacle course here so you see the sperm rocking boom they get put into the spinning wheel and then they get shot out and watch this boom no way so yeah look they're going this way and so they're racing you can see the top person there and so yeah ultimately it's a battle

44:02Cal:of who's got the best sperm top guys god those you don't want them yeah those fuckers but could

44:08Chip:you imagine this in the you do you know how funny this is right and so anyways they've got these people and they trash talk each other um like one person has like a t-shirt that he calls himself

44:18Cal:the nut king wait this is brilliant though yeah this guy's got those fucking swimmers those guys

44:25Chip:it's got michael phelps jeans if you skip along towards like the last quarter of the video stand oh wait you're in it you're in it oh so that might this might actually be the final this is the final yeah yeah and so they have to all cross the finish line tristan milker this is the only one tristan milker tristan milker there you go tristan milker is like the goat what he's got that fucking and they trash talk each other on stage as well they're like look at you bro you're not even healthy are they fighting? well it's actually Maginot

44:59Cal:wait are they legit fighting though? nah nah I'd be fucking scrapping

45:05Chip:but look they're wearing like F1 F1 outfits

45:08Cal:yeah that's kind of crazy sperm racing

45:13Chip:they had a half time show with Ty Dolla$ign performed at the halftime show of the sperm race they even got like girls

45:20Cal:that like like ring girls I just fought like a ring girl I don't know I do I think but the production quality on this

45:28Chip:by the way when I first saw this I was like oh are they doing this what sort of level of production we were working with here mate they got a guy in a lab coat putting the sperm in and just letting it loose like this and then the cameras are insane like look at this bro Misfits doesn't have this level of production. I would actually love

45:45Cal:to take part in something like this. How funny would this be? It would just be fucking so funny, man. Do you know what would be the most heartbreaking moment?

45:54Chip:What? Buddies don't even start swimming.

45:58Cal:I shot a gun. I shot a blank. You know what? It's such a funny clip though. That goes viral.

46:05Chip:It's so funny. So yeah, it's done like the old Champions League format.

46:09Cal:So are they bringing it? You know, this would go so crazy at like UK unis.

46:13Chip:yeah so no but that's what that is before that is u.s colleges bonnie blue ringer bro they've got to bring this over and so i think they are going to because i got a dm about it oh tell them we're in bro tell them we're in so this was started by a 17 year old called eric zoo right and he had like multiple businesses so he's just like a millionaire or something like that and he was

46:32Cal:just like fuck it let's just spunk a lot of money on eric man come talk to us we can set this up in the UK bro the fellas will help you take this across the country Team Gooners Team Goon Squad Fuck man You're crazy I made a I'm in I made a little draft if we want to see who do you reckon has got the the best swimmers in UK

46:52Chip:The best swimmers alright so you want us to do a little prediction for who we think

46:56Cal:has got the best swimmers

46:56Chip:in UK

46:57Cal:CSI versus Calyx

46:58Chip:Right let's be honest early chemotherapy Calyx is mate I actually think what I said would happen of just like no swimming Those motherfuckers are already dead

47:09Cal:So I think JJ wins that one I think JJ does take that one Mini Minter vs TV No no no Mini Minter vs Arthur

47:17Chip:Oh sorry Mini Minter vs Arthur TV

47:19Cal:Oh that's an interesting one

47:22Chip:I'm gonna go with Arthur TV Purely because I reckon Like he drinks out raw milk And shit like that

47:29Cal:Yeah you know Arthur's on the spectrum And also Mini Minter's been

47:34Chip:Well you know what you could argue that many minutes have got a bit of experience because his missus is pregnant his swimmers have done something yeah so you know they were I just got a feeling that Arthur TV Simon's been a long time gamer that can't help the fact that he's just always fucking rips he's like he's got those that doesn't make much of a difference

47:54Cal:so you reckon it's just like his insides yeah strong genetics so he's ripped smart that don't mean the swimmers he also has mental illness yeah that's true that's true alright big star versus is Ginge oh this is a tough one because you know Ginge's they're going to be heavy

48:11Chip:Ginge could fire a big load he could he's a big fella he's a good lad Ginge I'm going to go Vic star 1 2 3 here oh the only problem is you got to take age into account here like Ginge's a young springer

48:23Cal:the thing is about Vic as well like he is a swimmer himself fuck so you got to think like every fucking part of him wants to fucking swim to that nanny yeah now you're fine

48:34Chip:Vic Vic might take my unanimous decision. Yeah. Who we got? Randolph versus Theo. I reckon neither of them win.

48:44Cal:You don't want either of them winning.

48:47Chip:It has to be Randolph here. Like proving he's got experience.

48:51Cal:Theo's the sperm would probably fucking break up halfway through. Fucking get injured.

48:56Chip:Get injured on the way. Yeah, no, you're right. Randolph for sure.

49:01Cal:Fucking hell.

49:02Chip:All right, let's move across the tournament bracket. We've got a big one. You know, for these two to be paired up early doors like this, we've got W2S versus Weller. Heavy. Hear me out. I think you'd have to go Weller. I'd be worried about the early drug abuse that have potentially hampered his performance.

49:23Cal:Who? Both of them are one of them. Now that you bring that up, it could be both of them.

49:30Chip:This is a tough one. The thing is Harry just Inherently has good genes

49:35Cal:Yeah he does But so's well though Like it's ripped

49:38Chip:This is a tough one This is a coin flip Really isn't it

49:41Cal:It all depends on Joe's sperm On the day Like You know I think Joe is a very On the day kind of guy Like if he turns up He turns up But if the fucking If the sperm cells Rock up And like Oh I need a mental health day Then it's a fucking wrap Yeah like But you know So in his prime I think he's I think we got to give it Weller, you know, just because like you said, if it's his fucking

50:06Chip:day, it's his day. There's no one beating him on his day.

50:08Cal:I think on his day, Weller goes far.

50:12Chip:Well, let's go far. I've just realized looking at the bracket here, you could see a KSI Weller here. Oh my God.

50:18Cal:All right. Bazinga versus George Clark. George has had too many wins recently. Keeps winning. And I'm getting upset.

50:27Chip:Bazinga, you know, I don't know. I think this might be a George. is it a George Clark? This is a hard one to be fair. If you're going with experience then he's got great genes George

50:38Cal:doesn't he? I think we give this George Clark because I'd be worried that

50:42Chip:you know

50:44Cal:me and Bez we drank a lot. Just think about that TikTok that Bez did. Yeah this is a George Clark wipe out bro. Yeah I think we're going to give this to Clarkie. Clark Meister General. Over to the other side. AB versus Nick. Nico, oh, this is good.

51:01Chip:You know what? Can I just say, when I first read the document, I thought you were just doing like YouTuber versus YouTuber here. Oh, no, no. I didn't realize this was a sperm off.

51:11Cal:Yeah, I didn't realize this was a tournament.

51:13Chip:So when I read the thing, I was like, oh, I don't know who makes better videos. But AB versus Nico, I mean, you cannot give it to AB. His diet is atrocious. The sperm would rather go find a packet of snus.

51:28Cal:Yeah, that's true. AB after a white monster and a little three dot and some fucking turkey dinosaurs

51:36Chip:maybe they're unrivaled I think we we gotta give this to Nico he plays paddle like he's an active guy

51:42Cal:yeah okay we'll give it to Nico

51:46Chip:Danny Ahrens versus Will and A

51:48Cal:oh wow this is so interesting they're just they just move crazy don't they

51:54Chip:you know the kind of guys

51:55Cal:when you look at them walking you're like you guys walk funny

51:58Chip:you see with these two i reckon the sperm just spoons the wrong way let me just sacks off and go nah fuck this uh between these two are will i need where they've both had big glow-ups by the way i reckon someone on this page is gay you know how like this is i mean i there's there's the obvious person here right

52:23Cal:I think we have to give this to Danny Aarons

52:28Chip:past experience he's a proven winner

52:30Cal:I don't hate it

52:32Chip:now we've got semi-final here KSI vs oh no wait KSI vs TV this isn't semi-final this is quarters

52:44Cal:KSI vs South I think you give this KSI

52:48Chip:he doesn't drink doesn't lose well sometimes sometimes sometimes I would I would think you'd have to give this case he's got a very healthy lifestyle yeah

53:01Cal:much healthier than orthos

53:02Chip:Vic versus Randolph fuck man I genuinely think Vic's women jeans you're right I think that carries that match up

53:11Cal:yeah I think Vic might be you know got strong contended to just be straight up in the final

53:15Chip:yeah let's let's have Vic there please um weller and clarky oh i think we have to go clarky here oh yeah because these guys

53:26Cal:there was a little bit of beef online weren't they they were having a gay off oh i oh i did see that i think joe thought george was gay which i have no idea do we know if he is

53:38Chip:what if george is obviously not what do you mean obviously not well we know him have you ever seen him shag? that's a good point now thank you for raising that

53:51Cal:you can say that about most people they might be gay that's true I might be gay until I see one of my boys just hitting it raw they are now just straight you know what you could be gay

54:08Chip:and I actually think everybody's a little bit gay

54:11Cal:we are to be fair and I fucking love that alright so back to the

54:16Chip:to the sperm race Weller, Clarkie I'm going to give this to Clarkie He put up a good fight with Weller though in the W2S round Yeah I just I think Clarkie's probably taking this on I just think yeah he's younger as well you got to remember that That's true

54:35Cal:Age does play a factor into this He's 20 What is he 25, 24?

54:39Chip:Yeah Is it spring chicken Clarkie? Then we've got Spring chicken Nico versus Aaron's can I be honest with you I reckon if these two this is a long segment if this is a sperm off then like Aaron's kind of has that dog in him a little bit

54:57Cal:yeah I think I think Danny would take this one me too

55:01Chip:let's give Danny Aaron's beats Nico in a sperm off

55:04Cal:yeah I think Nico's too nice you know what I mean not ruthless enough

55:09Chip:he'll find a way to make a video out of it well it looks like they already did to be fair alright now we're in the semis KSI versus Vic damn Sidemen on Sidemen yeah this is not nice you hate to see this I think Vic stars swim all the way to the top I think Vic splurges

55:24Cal:all over yeah what

55:29Chip:yeah we'll give it Vic's in the final here

55:31Cal:yeah some of the sperm will be in the race some Danny Ahrens versus Clarky here I mean I think

55:37Chip:this is I think Ahrens just overpowers Clarky I think

55:42Cal:Danny's rat vibe wins him this one. That's what I mean. Turns out to a dogfight. Yeah. Reeve was saying about how he was very surprised of how strong he is. Yeah, see, he catches you by surprise, Danny. Like, one thing, one moment you think, oh, he's not got a strong swimmer, the next thing you know, he's just fucking nutted in your face. And he's gone, yeah, fucking how strong are they now?

56:02Chip:He's got a little Noah Lyles on his thing, right?

56:04Cal:You've got your fucking mouth open going, yeah. Speaker 3 What? It's a Monday. It's a Monday. Bear with me.

56:15Chip:We've got the YouTube sperm racing championship final. We've got Vicks. I'm not sure how we've ended up here, but we have, and I think that Indian swimmer, like I just don't know how you can go against him.

56:33Cal:yeah like Vic's come from you know come from a tough life I think that's the problem was to fucking win it actually he's from Sheffield

56:42Chip:he's it's okay I don't think he wasn't he's just been rough for him yeah I think Vic's gonna be our champion so there we have it but the thing is

56:53Cal:you met Danny's parents man I know they they didn't raise a quitter they raised real swimmers tough fight

56:59Chip:real swimmers

57:02Cal:Vicks taking the W Vic has out sperm Danny in the final.

57:07Chip:He's splurged all over him.

57:09Cal:Congratulations.

57:10Chip:I'm glad we spoke about that.

57:11Cal:That was, you do not want to see this.

57:14Chip:You do not want to miss this. Oh shit. Well, that was fun. That was good.

57:20Cal:That's not how I expected my day to be going.

57:24Chip:That's make a lot of squeaking noises, but you know, that Dan's

57:26Cal:mean where they're like shuffling like yeah so why don't you just put them down uh i haven't watched this nico video i haven't watched it yet fuck i should have downloaded it for the plane oh you haven't watched it no but i've been hearing all about it i've obviously been on holiday i'm not not watching youtube videos on holiday right well i guess we can't talk about it instead we'll

57:43Chip:talk about the cold play kiss cam this has turned into one of the funniest things ever by the way can i just say zero composure under the lights zero composure yeah you should have just oh but

57:53Cal:it's easy to say in hindsight because like the camera's just coming up and they've gone, oh, what do we do? If they would have just stayed relaxed, I've seen tweets saying if they would have just stayed relaxed and done nothing, it would have never gone viral.

58:04Chip:No, but their partners still would have seen it. Do you reckon? Their partners still would have seen it. Their marriage would still be intact. But he'd probably still have a job. Yeah.

58:13Cal:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he's resigned. Wouldn't have gone crazy online. Yeah. Fucking crazy. And so what's the company that he was the CEO of?

58:23Chip:astronomer astronomer yeah and it's a massive american tech company i think so it's it's fucking serious like he's worked like getting a role there is a serious so do you reckon he's just like fully cooked now i don't know i mean i mean because he's kind of always going to be

58:40Cal:known as the cold play guy yeah it's tough but if he's actually good at his job like there'll

58:46Chip:be companies that take him right yeah but sometimes yeah yeah maybe he can overcome it

58:52Cal:He just needs to fucking lock himself in and work on himself. The funny thing is, is they're like the woman that he's with is like the head of HR. Yeah, which is just not.

59:03Chip:Which is just funny. I mean, no, no, no. Is that why he lost his job mainly? No, because that's allowed. Like that is allowed, but it's more so the fact that they're both like married kids, like the works, like they're cheating. That's I think where the main problem is. It doesn't help. He's having an affair with HR. Yeah. Which is obviously fucking... It is a bit of a rotter.

59:30Cal:She must have lost her job as well, right?

59:32Chip:I think so, yeah. I think they must have lost her jobs. But at least now they can go live happily ever after. Maybe they can fuck off to Barbados or something and just catch an energy.

59:40Cal:Damn, you know he's having the worst week of his life.

59:43Chip:Oh, it must be that Monday morning.

59:46Cal:Yeah.

59:47Chip:Hell. Have you seen the memes? Have you not seen what's happening in the US as well? They've been doing these camps at stadiums and people are recreating it

59:55Cal:and it's so good. How do you come back from something like that?

1:00:00Chip:You just, you gotta like live with her now. Like you two just gotta become like, start a podcast. Mate, if they start, I swear to God, if they want to come on the pod, like we'll have you on.

1:00:11Cal:It'd fucking bang. And the whole podcast is centered around them like bettering themselves.

1:00:16Chip:No, the whole podcast is them getting other people that cheated on partners before and talking about why they did it and shit. just make it the most messy they have to become anti-heroes though

1:00:25Cal:they have to be still liked in some way

1:00:28Chip:yeah I think they're gonna struggle to get that bro I think they gotta lean into it more and go full villain arc be there like yeah we want everybody on our podcast that has cheated on their missus I wonder if a pod like that exists what you're thinking of new ideas for the stew yeah like just like all of them that have been through that prison FC or something like that

1:00:49Cal:Prison FC what's Prison FC oh I know Prison FC you know that fucking Adam Johnson oh oh okay this took a dark turn yeah it did take a dark turn there might be a pod like that I don't know no there is not a Prison FC pod out there sadly they might not be getting any any sponsors that's not actually happening well I've got an idea Cal

1:01:12Chip:yeah I don't I don't want anything to do with that man

1:01:15Cal:do you reckon he's still here later that night wait did it go viral the night of I don't know probably yeah

1:01:26Chip:it fairs if they did but

1:01:28Cal:but even if it didn't go viral the night of like their reactions as being there in the first place would have booted them so much anxiety royale also the fact that like Coldplay have fully run with it as well like they're doing every time they do a new show it's always like

1:01:44Chip:are you guys still together that's what they keep asking you guys having an affair or are you actually together? They keep doing that. One of the biggest bands in the world as well. Like it wasn't no. Yeah. It's funny. But yeah, that went so viral. That's so fucking, that's so nuts. Also, do you know how unlucky bro got to be?

1:02:01Cal:Like, he must have done some fuck shit in the last year to end up with that. God's gone, you know what? Fuck you, brother.

1:02:08Chip:Yeah. You got some mad shit coming your way. It looks like they're right at the top as well, like of the stands. What, and the bleachers? Like trying to get out of the way. in whatever they call it. Nah, he would have been in a box. Oh, maybe. That's why. Trust me. We're talking billionaire CEO. Don't worry. He's not mixing it with the Stanleys of the world. Let me tell you that. Right. Cheers. Oh, I watched something on the flight back called Amy Bradley Missing.

1:02:33Cal:Oh, sure.

1:02:34Chip:And it's about somebody that went missing on a cruise ship. Is it good? It is really good. And I'd love for you and also the viewers to give it a watch.

1:02:43Cal:I was going to watch it last night. and I was like, I've seen so many of these. I'll just give it a skip. This is actually good. Yeah, it is good. Yeah, it is good. And I put it this way.

1:02:53Chip:I still don't know. It's not the Disney one. That's why it's good. Oh, is it a Disney cruise? I don't think it was it. No, it's a Royal Caribbean cruise.

1:03:00Cal:Okay, cool. I don't know about this one. Then I'll go in blind. Get off this stand.

1:03:04Chip:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:03:05Cal:I want to go in blind.

1:03:06Chip:It's, um, it's, it's a good, it's a good watch.

1:03:10Cal:I would recommend it. All right, guys,

1:03:14Cal:debate about it and figure out did she go missing or is she dead did you see that they are that's pretty much they've opened the Madeleine McCann case again or something like that they started searching I guess opened all the time what now what have they opened it for now but like they're searching in the place where she first went missing I was like nah oh no way who thought of that fuck oh shit what fuck yeah I've got it why don't they go check the hotel room again now

1:03:42Chip:nah I feel bad laughing because I know by the way yeah it wasn't the parents i'm just putting that out there i don't think it was either i've been through all the conspiracies yeah we've i've been over it so many times it's not fun to

1:03:54Cal:think but it's like it's not one of them things where you know like where people think they're fucking smart than anyone because they think they think the parents did it yeah like no i know what

1:04:02Chip:a fucking president no you don't because it is in the similar case to this um amy bradley one there's one guy in there that they're like quite suspicious of but then when you actually just strip it back to like what is actually the evidence here that they did it yeah it's they're like ah not really like there's not actually anything there when you look at it and you go it kind of maybe but it relies on loads of other people's like testimony to to all gel together so i was just there like i need some more concrete info bruce yeah it's just like one of them thing

1:04:36Cal:like internet sleuths like all the ideas that you have in a saying and like oh the parents did this that it will have been looked into by professionals who's fucking job every fucking day. Every single day they get paid to do it and some of them get paid a lot to do it. How often there can't be many cases where it happens where internet sleuths have figured something out and it's been fucking right. There will be some. But not like crazy. But it's not like the percentage is going to be so small. And with something as high profile as like Madeleine McCann where everything has to be looked into and everything will be.

1:05:10What if she does turn up eventually? like that's crazy alright well cheers for that

1:05:18Chip:when Madeline McCann turns up it's gonna be crazy if you knew Marv's right

1:05:24Cal:that's what that's giving no but like I just that would be it'd be mad would it I don't know it'd be nuts would it be shocking would you be shocked Stan I'd be really shocked I don't think I'd believe it I'd gasp bro

1:05:40Chip:I think the world would be surprised. If somebody told me, bro, they found Manila McCann, I'd go, what? Let's move on.

1:05:48Cal:No. I gasped with horror. Nah. Nah. Oh my God. Nah. Stan. Stan was right. Stan's going to say this is crazy. Stan lie.

1:06:00Chip:Move on, move on.

1:06:01Cal:Stan lie. Stan lie, you were right, Stan. Stan was right.

1:06:09Chip:Fuck. somebody needs to tell Stanley right now he's going to say this is crazy

1:06:16Cal:can't be wrong if it never happened well done Stanley on just being you

1:06:23Chip:the Tomorrowland main stage oh shit yeah

1:06:26Cal:oh shit yeah because we're going this week

1:06:27Chip:yeah did you see did you see supposedly somebody said that it's 110 million euros of damage is that right who's coughing up

1:06:39Cal:how much cost to build a Tomorrowland stage?

1:06:41Chip:Supposedly.

1:06:42Cal:Mate,

1:06:43Chip:the stages are a joke.

1:06:44Cal:I know, I've seen them and I do think they're amazing, but have you been to Tomorrowland before? Yeah, a few times.

1:06:49Chip:Yeah.

1:06:50Cal:I just haven't been in ages,

1:06:52Chip:so I'm excited to go again. Yeah, but mate, the fact that they've managed to get a stage like that, which by the way, clears 99 % of stages at any other festival and they've done it in 24 hours is quite mental.

1:07:07Cal:I was watching Alan Walker play. He did a RuneScape remix on stage and it went viral. Fucking banger. Sea Shanty as well. Nice. Yeah, I saw that apparently part of the stage is from Metallica or something. So I'm not sure how true that is, but very cool.

1:07:24Chip:Yeah, their main stages have always just been the most incredible things.

1:07:29Cal:So is that the stage that we'll have now as well? I imagine they're not. Yeah, they might make some upgrades to it,

1:07:33Chip:like add some more stuff to it, but it's not going to be.

1:07:36Cal:the burned down stage in the background which is kind of cool has like kind of does look cool

1:07:40Chip:it's a bit of lore honestly i hope they kind of leave that you can see it yeah i get yeah like

1:07:45Cal:honestly like i guess you could be it's part of the story and it's like oh the year i went this fucking stage burned down yeah yeah yeah i guess i'm just so impressed that the festival is actually

1:07:55Chip:happening yeah i genuinely when i saw it i'll say like surely they'd be kindness because if the main stage at the main stage holds is like 80 ,000 people. Where the hell do those other 80 ,000 people go in like during the closing time where everybody's there? Yeah. Like that to me was just like, wow, don't know how they're going to do it, but they've managed to find out a way, but supposedly it burnt down because of the fireworks. Like, because obviously there's so many fireworks in the backstage, like genuinely almost every set has fireworks going on. And then the closing one is the most insane fireworks display.

1:08:26Chip:So they've obviously had them all there. And I think they've caught fire because you can hear in the video where they're filming the fire going on you can hear the fire where it's going like

1:08:34Cal:sounds like harlem so could you imagine there's obviously like it probably came from maybe just one or two guys unless it was just genuinely could you imagine if you were the person but if you were the person oh it was human error i'd go to my grave with that i'd go to my grave with that you know nobody would ever find out it was me yeah because it's probably not cctv back there no see oh mate that's horrible fucking rough night that would be for you but how impressive that they managed to get a um a stage of that quality as well done in 24 hours just so cool

1:09:12Chip:so so cool um but yeah so looking forward to that one honestly yeah that's gonna be

1:09:19Cal:have you been to any when was the last music festival that you went to i don't know i fucking

1:09:24Chip:to hate them really yeah i can't really do them anymore what was the last one i went to i don't

1:09:30Cal:know i went i've been to a couple where i went to a camping one i forgot what it was called secret garden something secret garden party fucking you said it was so bad right so shit

1:09:41Chip:just shittiest thing ever what was it what what made you not like it just everything it's just crap just fucking crap you gotta give us more than that we're on a podcast that doesn't really

1:09:51Cal:I just remember having the worst time ever. The toilet situation was so bad there. And I know it's never good at any festival really, but this one was really bad. All the toilets were fucked. Like not really usable, any of them. People were just kind of shitting next to the cubicles. It was that bad. It got really bad. The urinals were fucked. I remember it wasn't just a normal complaint from me. I remember everyone in the group was fuming with it and then online everyone was fuming. Oh, really? I think the lineup was fucking shit and fucked because it's meant to be a surprise. Yeah. so you don't know what the lineup is till you get there yeah the concept's quite good yeah but it was just it was just a really bad experience everything was so badly managed the queues were awful just everything about it was crap yeah whereas I've been to

1:10:34Chip:other festivals

1:10:35Cal:in comparison what festivals would you say

1:10:37Chip:you have enjoyed

1:10:39Cal:do you remember Bestival yeah that was a classic they were good we went to that one or two times didn't we Tomorrowland has always been amazing what else have I been to I still have yet

1:10:49Chip:to go to Glastonbury it's always on my list

1:10:51Cal:every year i say i want to do it but my first ever one i think was something called global gathering is that oh yeah isn't that like croatia or something no no it was in the uk type that in i don't know if i've actually got a gathering here we go am i correcting was a multi-war winning doesn't even exist anymore it was in ukraine bro yeah they were held across different oh yeah yeah so oh yeah but yeah i went to one of them that was my first ever one that was really cool yeah I remember my mates getting into a fucking scrap at that one it was so funny they just had a fight in the middle of the fucking oh were you like them nah I hate not really our thing so I was a bit surprised that that happened yeah and they just started scrapping

1:11:37Chip:did you see the Drake Wireless it obviously headlined all three nights yeah just mate it made me realise I don't think there's another artist that is still like active right now that has a discography like Drake's, but every single night he managed to headline three nights in a row and every single night, I knew every tune there and they're all mega songs. And not only that, but they were almost all three separate genres. He had like a rap night. He had one where it was a bit more like R and B. I think like He just managed to, it's actually insane when you deep how massive he actually is. Cause that's the thing.

1:12:19Chip:If you're online all the time, you see that all the Drake versus Kendrick, like Drake lost or whatever. But then when you see stuff like that, you're there like this guy, this guy didn't lose. The amount of fans that were out there the Friday and the Saturday look crazy. He brought like everybody out in the UK. There was actually a lot. Well, I say a lot. A bunch of the streamers were over. You had Aiden Ross. Nelk boys. He gifted Nelka a watch. I don't know if you saw that. It was like a Rolex. I did see that. Yeah, it was like some crazy Rolex. Why is that not happening to me?

1:12:52Cal:Do you want to know something? No one even said happy birthday to me, bro. Oh, bro, shut up, man. I put it on my story. What are you on about?

1:13:01Chip:You want a personal? I put it on my story. What did you post? Yeah, the post.

1:13:05Cal:Nah, nah. Nobody at the studios, bro. I was sat in Slack waiting for my message. Oh. I was thinking Slack, boy. Was it not the weekend?

1:13:12Chip:Yeah, but I was like No, the weekend Nobody's jumping on Saturday That's crazy, bro

1:13:16Cal:Bro, on the four team Someone should have been there Like, happy birthday Nah

1:13:20Chip:On the weekend Expecting everyone to be on Saturday That's crazy Yeah, to the fucking

1:13:24Cal:To one of the bosses You know I got no ease Fucking turn up Stanley Like No, Stanley was

1:13:29Chip:Posted on socials

1:13:31Cal:Did you post Stanley? Was that you? He got his post up before I did I was like, yeah, fair play

1:13:36Chip:You were pissed, didn't you? You were like, you've just nipped on my clout That was supposed to be with me Nah, nah, because it was actually

1:13:40Cal:Quite a nice post I thought it was you that posted it though. Nah, it was, we worked on it together. We worked on it together. It was a team effort. Yeah, the guy, no goblin at the end was brilliant. I actually had to message Stanley and get that one for myself. I nicked it. The guy, no goblin. What did I even do on my birthday? Yeah, I was going to say, Miami, it was, we want to be one of the first days

1:14:01Chip:you were there.

1:14:02Cal:Sunday.

1:14:03Chip:Yeah, it was a Sunday.

1:14:04Cal:What did I do?

1:14:06Chip:It's obviously not that interesting if you can't.

1:14:08Cal:My memory is so fucked. Did you get any nice presents? Sabina, get you anything? Oh, she bought me some Mater Crocs. Fucking lovely. Mater. Mater. What's a Mater Croc? Like, Mater. Without the two. You know, Mater. My name's Mater. Yeah, please. Why the fuck did she get you those? Because I've got the Lightning McQueen ones and I wanted the Mater ones. Oh. You know I love Mater as a character. Oh.

1:14:32Chip:Mater, Mater. This is the Mater, Mater. Oh, my God.

1:14:36Cal:Oh, now that's what I needed. Have you never seen the Mater, Mater? Oh, she missed a trick there. Yeah.

1:14:41Chip:You lot could have had a real special time in Miami with that thing to the audio listeners. It's essentially a, what was that thing called? Fleshlight, flashlight, flashlight, but it's a, it's a major version. It's kind of weird. It's a kid's movie. Anyways. Yeah. So what is it like? You're 31.

1:15:02Cal:My Wu page says I'm 28.

1:15:04Chip:Good for you. That is good for For me, it's, are you still banging gym?

1:15:08Cal:Yep. You go to the gym out there? I was doing it all the while. So I was out there. Nice. It was a good gym in the hotel. So it was nice and easy. Yeah. Like, bro, I'm not going to lie. Did you see that picture of me on Samina's carousel? Yeah. Yeah. You're looking crazy. You're looking a bit. I was looking a little bit wide. Pull it up, Stan, if you really want to. I was doing this. Yeah. I think it's picture number eight of 10.

1:15:34Cal:Yeah. Go down. Middle. No, the middle one sat. That's it. Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. Where is it? Oh, Whoa.

1:15:48Cal:Me.

1:15:49Chip:What the fuck? Yo. So you see this photo. I'm not gonna lie. I did not see like that. I was trying to see your dick print. I was zooming in and shit because I wanted to get a screenshot of your dick print. and I just completely missed the fact that you're looking tonk there bro yeah look at that lat that's

1:16:10Cal:not that's quite nice isn't it I don't really know how that's happened you know what's funny

1:16:15Chip:is I know what happened with this photo you would have been set up like this cluck the rolls in the stomach right and you're going oh no hold on get a better one nah you know

1:16:27Cal:I don't know what actually happened. I was set up, and after about a minute, my back started hurting, so I did the whole canoe like that,

1:16:38Chip:lying backwards.

1:16:39Cal:Fuck's sake. Yeah, it was like 20 of us in canoes. I was like, I'm not fucking losing. We actually won the race. That's hilarious. Yeah, they were all about 50, 60 years old, but.

1:16:49Chip:Oh, you were actually racing? Well,

1:16:51Cal:on the way back, I made it into a race, you know, they were like, right, you can go back to the boat now. Oh, you are. And I was like, nah, we'll fucking beaming it back.

1:16:59Chip:And we did. And that was your workout for the day.

1:17:03Cal:Yeah, it was good workouts. It was a lot of very fun, isn't it?

1:17:05Chip:Did anybody get you any presents? I was going to get you a birthday present. And then, you know what I thought? I thought I've actually just given you so much shit. Bro, just keep... I got you a birthday present. I'm not going to lie. I was actually kind of expecting you to give me a present on your birthday. Just as like a thank you for all the shit that you got me. Come on.

1:17:20Cal:I know you got something. Nah, bro. I've given you too much shit. What did I get? I've got a present. What did I get? Oh, I got my Crocs.

1:17:28Chip:Yeah, just... We've had that combo, man.

1:17:31Cal:That's it. You don't get presents at this age, do you?

1:17:34Chip:You literally cried in the group chat saying, nobody got me any presents. Yeah, and you got like mad serious and everyone was there like, this is a bit weird this shit. Like nobody gets anybody presents.

1:17:46Cal:I actually don't mind not getting presents because it's just like, what the fuck are you going to buy me? Let me tell you. Like, what are you going to buy me?

1:17:51Chip:Let me tell you. It's just reminding me of something that happened when I lived with Alex and Harry. So I went, go on. I went to Calyx and Harry and I was like, I think we just had Calyx's birthday. And then afterwards, I was like, why do we, why do we, nobody gets anybody any presents? We should all start getting each other presents. Okay. And everyone went, all right, all right, we'll do it. We'll do it. So it was my birthday next, right? So my birthday on the 17th, Harry's one of the 24th. They all get me their presents. No, not bare presents. They all got me a present. Yeah. I said, Oh boy.

1:18:34Chip:Thank you. Thank you. Nobody did presents. Literally six days later. He's like waiting.

1:18:47Chip:And then Lux's birthday came around. We just didn't. That was fucking crazy.

1:18:52Cal:He just got a little present and then fuck everyone else. What's the best present you can get at this kind of age? I wouldn't even like, if you said, what do you want tomorrow? I don't know. I'd like some sports cards, like a one-on-one card. give me the veiny ID. The veiny what?

1:19:12Chip:ID. Veiny ID. Veiny our deck. Dick.

1:19:26Speaking of Vainyard Dick

1:19:29Cal:Why did you say it Why did you make it weird Speaking of the Vainyard Dick Have you seen the Colin McGregor leak Yeah I've seen that He's got such a nice Piece of wood Honestly I was on holiday When I saw it I was like Fucking ah It's good He's got waist I've looked at that pig So many times man I've studied that bit.

1:19:52Chip:I've studied it. One of my favorite things was there was like a Conor McGregor fan page quote retweeted it. Like, damn, how is this guy so good at everything? Like crazy glaze. Crazy glaze.

1:20:12Chip:It had me in tears, man.

1:20:14Cal:Everyone was just replying with question marks. Oh my God. I need to know what was going through McGregor's head. Like why has he just sent his fucking knobs?

1:20:22Chip:He's obviously been on a bit of a bender. Yeah. um,

1:20:27Cal:which is that it was his birthday.

1:20:28Chip:So it was, Oh, was it? Yeah. He had a weight wraps around it. Good luck. Did you not see that? I don't know if he was doing like pull-ups or something.

1:20:37Cal:He's always up to fucking metal shit. Like what? I just can't get my head around that one.

1:20:43Chip:Wait. So just actually does doing not bicep curls with your piece. Is it? It might do. Does it help? I don't know. I don't know. Hold on. Hold on.

1:20:55Cal:He might have been on to something.

1:20:59Chip:He's figured the whole fucking thing out. You know what I realized though? His shit was bending right.

1:21:03Cal:Yeah.

1:21:04Chip:My shit. I've never met somebody that bends right.

1:21:08Cal:I need to check. So I think mine's bends left.

1:21:10Chip:Yeah. Yeah. I always thought when I was younger

1:21:14Cal:that I'd made my shit bend to the left myself. Because you were wanking. Because I'm holding my feet too tight. I thought I was gripping it in the back and I'd, over the years, over the years, I moulded the dick. I genuinely believed that. So I started for ages. I switched hands. I switched hands because I was so like self-conscious about my bending piece. I was like, I squeeze it hard enough and I'll wank enough on my left that'll bend back. Genuinely believe that. And I love that arrow.

1:21:43Chip:Yeah.

1:21:43Cal:The dart.

1:21:44Chip:It didn't work.

1:21:45Cal:But it didn't work anyway and it turned out it didn't really matter.

1:21:49Chip:Fuck. It's mad now, isn't it? I feel like people's dick pics,

1:21:53Cal:all that sort of stuff, it doesn't even matter.

1:21:55Chip:You know when Conor McGregor's went out there, and I wasn't even there like, I didn't even jump to put it in a group chat. I was just there like, that's kind of just, that's just what it is. Like this has come as zero surprise to me. He also seems like the guy, he just wouldn't care. He doesn't give a shit. Nah, I don't think, yeah, just nowadays, I don't know if people actually give a shit. Unless your shit is like a bit. yeah that's just shit like ugliest what do you think makes like a good looking dick I don't know man

1:22:31Cal:it's gotta have confidence

1:22:33Chip:it's gotta like

1:22:36Cal:yeah it just needs to be balanced out right you know good head good shaft fucking measurements the proportions of the penis need to be correct or at least like well off well off? yeah you don't want that fucking triangle knob or anything you know yeah that shit just like super thin at the end and then get hella girthy you know or the other way around yeah or the other way around is that even possible?

1:23:04Chip:monster monster piece at the front fucking head he's front loaded

1:23:08Cal:oh shit yeah

1:23:10Chip:heavy at the top um should we talk about the Premier League? no should we though? should we just do quick predictions just full season starts Is it FPL live today?

1:23:20Cal:Huh? Like a picky team

1:23:21Chip:Oh yeah FPL is live Now? No but it's going live today

1:23:25Cal:Oh I'm buzzing for that to be fair I'm actually really looking forward to this season Yeah? Yeah because United have actually signed

1:23:31Chip:two good players so Mate there's no way as a United fan you can be excited for the season

1:23:35Cal:How can I not? We just signed two like really good prem-proven players like that's quite exciting

1:23:39Chip:You need about another three, four Yeah I know

1:23:41Cal:but at least I can be excited for maybe a top ten finish Why are you smiling? Because that's great for us. I'm fucking gassed with the idea of that. Really? Yeah, top 10. Hopefully we can finish, you know, top half of the table. Yeah, that's what I'm really praying for.

1:23:55Chip:I do think, yeah, I think you've made two good signs. A bit mental that you paid 70 million. Not really. I think that's... Not really. In today's market.

1:24:03Cal:You know what? I've clocked it, by the way. And everyone I've seen this online...

1:24:08Chip:Can I just finish my line and you can say that? Yeah. 70 million for somebody who only had a year left on a contract. Yeah, that's crazy.

1:24:14Cal:He's got two technically. he had two years because he had a year and they had an option to extend which they obviously would have because it's up to them so it really is

1:24:23Chip:I didn't know that I thought it was a year I was there like that's a lot of money to pay for somebody it's not going to get

1:24:27Cal:to next year and they're going to go oh we're not going to choose our option I didn't know they had the option so it wasn't otherwise yeah I would agree that would be fucking insane

1:24:34Chip:I think Mbouin was a good player 60 million was probably the right price for him even still

1:24:38Cal:even 70 65 plus like 5 and I think the the add-ons are like stuff like getting Champions League and stuff so if which we did would be worth it but if you compare it to all the other signers that have just gone for around 55-ish like Alanga and stuff like yeah like he scored 20 goals in the season for Brentford like this is a good player

1:25:01Chip:no mate yeah he is good I think I think it's a good signing I just think I think it's the best him and Kunja are the best out of like so what's your midfield going into this season yeah that's what

1:25:11Cal:our midfield's kind of fucked because what was it that we just played the other day that doesn't work Casemiro and Bruno and it just doesn't work

1:25:20Chip:Casemiro, Bruno and where's Mbwemo going to play for you guys? They'll just play in that front forward position

1:25:27Cal:Mbwemo and Cunha on the left Mbwemo on the right Ahmad will be right wing back or whatever I don't know what the fuck the plan is but we'll find out and you need a new keeper we need a new keeper we need a new striker we need a new midfielder

1:25:40Chip:really

1:25:41Cal:but we probably won't get I don't know by the way I think Zerchi's actually alright We're getting the keeper. You are? Oh, who is it? I think so. I forgot his name because it's someone I've only just found out about. It's like 23. I don't know if we're going to see you're getting it.

1:25:54Chip:You know what's annoying is this is going to come out in a week's time, which will be next Tuesday. And obviously, like the transfer window, it like moves so quickly. Oh, that's it.

1:26:03Cal:Sen Lamens. Sen Lamens. Also, we're going for that Sesco guy as well, apparently.

1:26:10Chip:Yeah. I haven't seen that. But in a week's time, you know how Liverpool have like 99 % signed Ekotike? Yeah. Do you reckon, oh, the thing, it's annoying because, like I said, in a week's time, we will know the answer to this, so this feels kind of stupid. But imagine if we got Izak as well. Nah, it's only one of them, surely. You wouldn't go for both. We just spent 260 million. I mean, I know you haven't spent a lot of money in the past. How can you even spend that much? Yeah, we're going to be spending a lot more. Really? Yeah. Why? Yeah. Well, we need to, we need a left winger. Diaz is probably like 90 % going to go.

1:26:46With Newcastle not getting a critique, I don't think they sell Isaac. I don't think they can go.

1:26:52Chip:I don't know though. If Isaac says, yo, move me on, either pay me like 150 million pound player or sell me. It would have to be that. Aren't they quite similar players? Yeah, that's what those people would say. Look, if it happens, I would be there. Like, that is fucking insane. Yeah, I'm real business. But yeah, I'm sorry, but if you were at the beginning of this, at the transfer window and you said you're going to get one of the best left backs in the league. You're going to get one of the, one of the, if not the most exciting, like young talent. Oh, you got living in your mountain ship, but you know what I mean with Verz, I get somebody like Verz on board and then you're going to get Eketike as well.

1:27:29And Frimpong as well.

1:27:30Chip:You get Frimpong. Like if, if, if the, um, the window ends now, you're so gassed. Perfect. I'd be gassed. But the idea that Rodrigo might be on the way. Shit, man. and y 'all are doing crazy Rodrigo might be on the way and what if Isaac happens that's fucking insane like it feels so weird because Liverpool just notoriously out of all the big six has always had to spend spend the letters

1:27:54Cal:and now you're just fucking going crazy in one window out of nowhere something happened like why are the owners just like fuck it now's the time I think

1:28:02Chip:it's a combination of obviously they've always said in fairness to him they've always said if the right player comes available we'll spend money on Caicedo we were gonna spend big money on him like Bellingham um true and many like they all just chose other clubs like they went to Real Madrid those two players Casado went to Chelsea I think he got like an eight-year deal or something like really enticing he went there so they've they've not been afraid to special but what they're not going to do is just spend money on players just for the sake of spending money yeah and then obviously when Klopp left and slot came in I think what they wanted to do was actually spend this whole season just figuring out how slot plays what the team should look like and what areas they need to improve on it's just insane that he went and won the league and they just didn't expect that but if if anything it made liverpool go we got the right man for the job now we're going to give him the fucking cash to make him his team he did it with um his last team that he was at when he rocked up they sold a couple of their best players and then that he pretty much brought like got rid of so many players brought in new ones and then he went and did had a real amazing season with them as well so fuck man it's an exciting time as a Liverpool just over three weeks until the prem starts yeah give it give us a top seven then or top four i'll give you a top i'll give you a top six i'll give you a top six in order no don't don't make me do it in order because i'll do it once the transfer windows done i'll give you a top six yeah okay Okay, so you've obviously got your Liverpool.

1:29:28Chip:Yeah. City will, they definitely improve. Arsenal will obviously be up there. Chelsea, by the way, are genuinely, they're going to be in the title. I think they definitely have to be. They can't do this whole like, oh, we don't know if we're going to be in it. No, you're in a title race this season. You've got to be. Hear me out, bro. I don't know if Spurs will be in the top six. I think Thomas Frank is a sick manager. He's an unreal manager. I think he's so good. But there's just something about Spurs. It feels weird for me to be Who have they signed?

1:30:01Morgan Gimms-White I don't know what's happened to that side No, I don't think I'll go through

1:30:07Chip:No, they have got They signed terrible on a permanent I'm pretty sure Quickly Google it, they've made another big signing Oh, Kudos

1:30:17Cal:Yes, that's one Someone else as well

1:30:21Chip:Yeah, so I've literally just got a No T actually right now that Eka TK's doing the medical so we kind of knew that that was happening and that's for 69 million pounds. Anyone else on that screen? I don't think there was. I thought there was some. So who else do you reckon? I always think there's going to be a bit of a wild card in there like, are Villa going to be as good as that? I don't think the first will be there.

1:30:41Cal:They were just as shit as we were.

1:30:43Chip:It's a big jump up.

1:30:45Cal:Yeah. They did have loads of injuries. But like, nah. Thomas Frank though, like he doesn't need these world beaters to go and get a decent result out of his players. That's why I think he could be... I don't think Forrest...

1:30:57Chip:I'd be impressed if Forrest had the season that they had that season. If they lose Gibbs White as well. Yeah, if Gibbs White... He's going to be going this... Yeah, I think if he's not... Have Forrest signed anyone? Forrest, it will just be... I don't know if they've signed a few... Because they'll need to. Anything crazy. Fuck. And then, yeah, so who else do you have? I don't think United will. Nah, no, no, no. going to the league right now. So I can just flick through the teams.

1:31:25Cal:We just still, we don't have a stroke.

1:31:27Chip:We don't have the right place. That's my top four. I've got our top four, which is, Oh, was that just the top four that we had as well? That's kind of boring of me if so, but either way, fuck it. Um,

1:31:39Cal:so funny. Uh, if he stays, Mateta stays, uh,

1:31:46Chip:Gay, if he stays for another year, Liverpool might get him. But if he stays for another year, they're going to be another good side. Oh, Newcastle. I think Newcastle will get top six. Like even if Izak goes, I just think they're a good side. That Newcastle team are good. I think they'll be in the top six. Relegation.

1:32:11Relegation.

1:32:13Chip:This is going to be depressing. it's going to be Leeds might stay up Burnley will go down Burnley and Leeds will go down Burnley and Sunderland are definitely going down I don't think Sunderland do Spend some good money Spend like 100 mil already Lost Jobe though Yeah but he wasn't that good No I know I know I'm just saying He was a player for him Standard championship player man He was Bang average Bang average No he wasn't He wasn't that good It's a good move for him to go to Dortmund but he wasn't like he was nothing special. He was just a bang average. It could be Everton, you know. Have Everton made any signs?

1:32:48Cal:How much did they sign for? They just got their new stadium, haven't they? So they've spent a lot of money on that. I don't think they've made... Everton could be in the mix, you know. Could be trouble. But they were good last year.

1:32:59Chip:I think Leeds will stay up. I don't know, man. Burnley are definitely down. All right. Well, that's the extent of our football knowledge. Yeah. We've hit our time limit. So how about that?

1:33:11Cal:Yeah. How about that?

1:33:12Chip:Fucking spring roll, mate. I fucking hold that. Put that in your spliff and smoke it.

1:33:16Cal:Yeah. I'm excited to go make my FPL team and that's about it. Wait, what's that picture there?

1:33:20Chip:Yo. Yo, why is it? Why is the lighting doing that to me?

1:33:22Cal:No, I don't know if any lighting's doing anything, bro. Nah, the lighting's just caught me.

1:33:25Chip:You actually do look like a kid, like asking for some work. Like some sweets. Did you see I set up a tuck shop?

1:33:30Cal:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:33:31Chip:That was nice.

1:33:32Cal:Have you got any Jolly Ranchers, mate?

1:33:34Chip:People don't understand. Like, I'm in my clip farming era right now. You got any wine gums?

1:33:38Cal:You actually are,

1:33:39Chip:but you ain't doing it on purpose.

1:33:42Cal:okay yeah that is your a lot of my shit is intentional bro

1:33:46Chip:was that on purpose yeah look at the tiktok that I made where we did like oh what that neck do like I'm in my what's it does that? my tiktok I haven't seen it yes you did when we went to um soho fest

1:33:57Cal:oh yeah that was me saying that and then I'm doing it I'm farming and then people are posting it like is this real oh yeah okay

1:34:06Chip:yeah like I mean look at that 1.6 and what a little banger bro

1:34:10Cal:we're off to the fucking

1:34:12Chip:I've got a couple of TikToks on route as well. Look at this. Like, I know what I'm doing, bro. Let me marinate. Let me cook.

1:34:22Cal:But he went fucking crazy.

1:34:23Chip:All right, guys, we're going to wrap it up there anyways.

1:34:25Cal:Cause low key fucking show up because I'm going to want to guys. We'll chat to you all in a little bit. Take it easy. God bless. God bless you all. Stay safe. Stay safe.

1:34:32Chip:If you haven't already guys, we've got one, six, five t-shirts out now. So make sure you go ahead and check them out. There's barely any left to be honest. Yeah, but go and get them. this one actually is my favorite one yeah it's really nice but that one's not oh wait shit that's not the plane one also that one that he's wearing ain't even out

1:34:48Cal:oh shit

1:34:51Chip:I thought I was wearing the plane one today anyways the plane one is actually my favorite one anyways guys we'll catch you all later bye bye