244. UK GOON BAN! Chip Meets Courtois & Bov Boys Reaction…

6:42Cal:Will NA fuck what oh you know what who's perfect for this Henry he was but he's not a computer really is he he's like traditional mechanical yeah

6:55Chip:he's like what black and white TVs were back in the day that's gonna be Henri you're going somewhere else with that one bro gotta be honest

7:04Cal:but I wasn't going there no you weren't you weren't that's just my filth and mine teed up from a bad one yeah

7:11Chip:now what come on I'm ready for the revolution though anyways let's stop talking about this because people get start crying oh it's like Skynet

7:18Cal:and Terminator isn't it

7:20Chip:yeah yeah somebody's gonna take control of all the robots and then they're just gonna fuck us up I know I'll just be sleeping and this guy will be fucking choking me down I know what you said in episode 264 don't fucking think I didn't hear that c-word bro

7:34Cal:I'm fucking vexed in 2015 yeah there was an article and I remember this article and it said oh in 10 years we'll be having sex with robots

7:43Chip:we're not it's the same with the flying cars stuff as well I remember being at school and being there like somebody said oh yeah in 2020 there's gonna be like flying cars and shit and I was there like yeah obviously mate that's 15 years away of course there's gonna be flying cars

7:59Cal:Flying cars doesn't actually make sense though Like Why would you even want your car to fly?

8:05Chip:What sort of statement of that? Of course I want my car to fly No but like

8:09Cal:Just think about it for a minute You're not adding up It is

8:14Chip:That's exactly what I want

8:15Cal:No because if all cars could fly Getting about would be fucked

8:19Chip:No it wouldn't Yes it would You just have more space Imagine you have layers of road Yeah

8:25Cal:Imagine you've got a senile woman That lives fucking next door you both come into park at the same time but she's flying she's obviously just going to fucking end up putting a car for your bedroom window yeah mate but those people they do that on the road anyways that's true but the air is a lot more dangerous you can't be asking fucking 95 year old Margot to to perform a barrel roll

8:48Chip:into her garden

8:49Cal:yeah

8:51Chip:she'll have the time of her life

8:52Cal:before she pops it anyways

8:54Chip:we just got back from Tomorrowland to those of you that don't know just probably the best festival in the world in Belgium actually in a town called Boom that's pretty good isn't it good that yeah it was me and the boys and then Chip also tagged along too and it was actually just a class time I really enjoyed it now we're dead right

9:18Cal:you know I got back and I was like I'm deaf or dying one year earlier now

9:22Chip:yeah sometimes I think that life cost like when you have a really good weekend it's like right okay how much of my life it bumps my webpage up

9:31Cal:are you actually serious 5.4 the whole weekend oh shit so was it a drinky one or was it just like a just like a tired knackered one nah we were sober the whole time

9:42Chip:yeah nah we just kind of looked at each other and just like spoke about business

9:47Cal:yeah there was a lot of drinking there was a lot of drinking and it starts at 12 and then just ends at 12

9:52Chip:yeah

9:52Cal:then you have to reset and just go again because at the same time the next day back on the horse

9:57Chip:but it was it was a lot of fun we went for Vic because we got to understand Tomorrowland for a DJ it's kind of like the crown jewel yeah isn't it yeah it's the biggest best DJ festival and Vic I remember like we went you know way back I think 2016 was the first time that we went and or maybe 17 but either one of the two we went there and I remember Vic we were like joking around and we were saying like oh Vic like one day you'll do this but obviously not mate it's fucking tomorrow land yeah but he he ended up fulfilling that dream he did on another side quest I don't even know if we can call his DJ in a side quest anymore like it's the main it's the main you know where a side quest turns into the main story I think he's done that that's it it's on to his next chapter when I think of Vic I don't think of the side man I think of a DJ shit

10:52Cal:Yeah.

10:53Chip:Shit. I think he's changed the... That's profound. Yeah. I think he's changed. He's jumped into a different dimension, a different parallel. But yeah, we were all there for Vic's set at one of the stages. Although he put in the chat afterwards that because of where the stage is, it's kind of suspended above main stage area or something like that. And so there was a maximum capacity they were allowed in. It was a small stage they gave him. but the good news is is you kind of want it to be that way in the sense that now it only gets bigger and bigger oh man I don't really remember this so when people left

11:31Cal:to go to the Swedish House Mafia which is fair enough because they're on at the same time yeah John Summit was on at the same time as well they weren't letting people back in right which was a bit of a shame but it was still an absolute fucking belt wait did they have this logo on the back well I didn't even notice that you got someone's phone someone gave you yeah someone gave me their phone and I just was like fuck it

11:51Chip:yeah and Theo was so hammered right that he's got JJ on his shoulders but the whole time Steve is like getting ready he's like in the slip trying to catch it catch JJ because at any moment he's gonna stack it and Theo was just so hammered this day that um yeah it was uh it was risky behavior but average Rob was there as well oh boy yeah honestly what the sound block so he actually has his own DJ set too at a stage called The Library, which in my opinion is the best stage at Tomorrowland. And yeah, he's a massive Belgian YouTuber who does all sorts of things. He's kind of like, if Theo were to have an idol, it's average, Rob.

12:34Cal:Yeah.

12:34Chip:He's done an Iron Man.

12:36Cal:Yeah, he's into that kind of stuff.

12:38Chip:Done the Marathon du Sables, which is like an insane marathon through the desert over seven days. You do like almost a marathon a day and it's in the scorch and here at the desert. This is not it, by the way, just so you know. I see something much smaller.

12:52Cal:The stage that he was on is Matt. Yeah, there you go. Top left.

12:56Chip:Yeah, here we go. So, Average Robbie, like I mentioned, he's kind of like the MC and his mate is the one kind of doing the DJing. Oh, I saw this clip. Yeah. This is Matt. He pulls up JJ and Vic onto the DJ decks and they start doing to the left, left, left, left, to the right, right, right, right. left, right. Yeah. And then all the Belgian people just absolutely having it off. And we're sort of just off to the right-hand side. Bit steam and kind of remember it. I'm glad there's TikTok, so. And yeah, overall, it was a pretty great festival, to be fair.

13:33Cal:I'm tired just watching the clips.

13:37Chip:That's what I think.

13:40Cal:What was I going to say? You know, we could have been on that fucking stage.

13:43Chip:Yeah, he did say, oh, come backstage, stage but I was too busy trying to catch a vibe by the table that would have been a very weird

13:49Cal:experience as being up there anyway I'm not too sure I it's not uh yeah along there yeah I won't

13:56Chip:hesitate to take some of the shang oh and then one of the nights we've rocked up go to get our table fucking booted off our own table because Tebow called Courtois nicked our fucking table so I just fucking squared up to him and chinned him. Took his money. Damn. Nah, I didn't, but yeah, he did. Surely he got a mid-defeat Champions League one. Yeah, he mugged us. Yeah, he did. He did have our pants down. Anyways, he was there. What was it? Oh, yeah, wait, no. There's a photo of you with two people.

14:32Cal:Yeah, him and the DJ Hardwell. Yeah.

14:35Chip:Be 100 % honest.

14:39Cal:I 100 % know what Hardwell looks like.

14:42Chip:Nobody knows what Hardwell looks like. Yes, they do. Really? I feel like if I was in a room full of DJs, I'd only be able to point out Martin Garrix. He was the number one DJ

14:53Cal:in the world for a while before it became Martin Garrix. Yeah. No, no.

14:57Chip:I know who Hardwell is. It's just when it comes to seeing their faces, I genuinely think it'd be like Alan Walker and Martin Garrix. Nah, bro. You can do more

15:04Cal:than you think. I think.

15:07Chip:Sorry, mate. We all know what Courtois looks like. I can't spell his name. Right. I want to get the photo up. I can't spell his fucking name. Oh, right. The photo of... Wait, of Chip. Did you post the photo? I don't know where I saw it. It's been posted on a story somewhere.

15:18Cal:Yeah, I saw it somewhere. Yeah, it's... I can find it through Google. I don't know. Because it's not an actual IG post. It was a story. Yeah. That's a banger, though. You got to post that. You know what? He was actually a really nice guy. And he took the time to have a full conversation. I was like, damn, I need to leave this guy alone. Were you hammered as well? Were you chewing his ear? I wasn't actually that bad. and he was like also in the conversation so it wasn't me just fucking pestering him we were talking about Prem goalkeepers were you actually talking about that 2017 De Gea season whatever year it was wait did you actually yeah what did he say oh yeah he was primed and I was just like yeah why'd you sack off Chelsea though and he was like it's Real Madrid I was like if you're not fair

15:57Chip:that's so fair honestly like yeah

16:01Cal:that's brilliant to be honest no but yeah he was a very nice guy that's good was there many fans there like I know it's a European thing yeah yeah

16:09Chip:it used to the reason why we used to love Tomorrowland was because nobody would ever recognise us there but now yeah Liga is still nowhere near as bad as if we were at UK one yeah but yeah yeah you can still walk about you can still knock around which we quite like I saw there was a little like Avicii experience did you oh we won't pass that but the queue was mad so we didn't do it but yeah I don't even know

16:35Cal:what that is well Avicii's a popular DJ I know who that is I don't know what the Ibi Chicks feel I think it was just like big screens yeah you like go into there was this blacked out 10 oh what that moment of silence yeah like a little tribute thing yeah I don't know if they

16:50Chip:were doing moments of silence in there no I don't know

16:51Cal:moments of silence

16:52Chip:it was just like it was the opposite

16:53Cal:actually there probably would have been quite a lot of noise true there was a moment of silence for the fucking goon band though there was a personal one anyway I was in the corner for a moment I missed that part

17:06Chip:of the show

17:06Cal:I can't believe this

17:08Chip:I can't believe the goon ban for that to drop in the middle of the Tomorrowland Festival as well that was a bit of a day runner

17:15Cal:I've already got things in place what does that mean? how does this affect the goon squad? it doesn't I've got people making moves in behind the scenes

17:24Chip:it turns out that we've just gone from a legal group to an illegal cartel

17:29Cal:yeah but that makes it all the better man it feels riskier now I've got a reason to be distributing these fake ideas

17:39Cal:have you seen how people are counteracting it they're going on like video games and using people's face like characters faces because you can change their like facial expression

17:47Chip:so when they go well like smile yeah there's like games where you can go take the characters

17:53Cal:smile so when the age verification thing goes oh make a sad face do they make a sad face and it

17:58Chip:works do you know how down bad you have to be um i really need to goon here let me hop on to gta real quick and get my bloke to smile. Fuck. Bypassing the age verification. It says that this is a recent search.

18:15Cal:Yeah, because he's trying to figure it out himself. Death Stranding characters. I'm like, you know what? I just downloaded that game.

18:27Cal:How convenient. You can do face expressions which work for the age verification thing.

18:32Chip:That's mad. I don't know how I feel about this you know like having to upload oh no it is a bit mad you gotta do verified gooning now I don't even watch that kind of stuff anyway bro no but I just mean that like I'll look at I'll look in the fucking mirror and just look at myself

18:55Cal:you gotta make the fucking goon challenging man gotta push the limits and the boundaries of it that's how that's how it's only gonna change in the good universe

19:05Chip:right now

19:07Cal:that's how it's gonna progress you can't have guys going back to watch the same fucking meat off fucking 10 years in a row yeah it's but back in the day you had your favorite videos didn't you I can't be honest with you bro I didn't know my fucking Google botmart still had some mad things until like a year ago so I was scrolling through that old botmart just being like what was I on about like 15 years ago. Oh shit. So mad. I'm just thinking like if somebody had gone to bookmark.

19:37Chip:The audacity to bookmark something is ridiculous. Like Rose Post Goon and he's going I need to bookmark that one. We save that one for later.

19:50Cal:No, no. It's more, I think it's more like them ones when you're in the morning and you're trying to find like afternoon material. You're scouting for the future. What the fuck? What do you mean Just count over the future When he gets home It's very Come on bro You wake up You're like Oh fuck It's like booking a cinema It's like Oh what will I watch tonight You're treating it Like a cinema experience Old 4.15pm Bro's booking out The living room You know what that was Little 4.15pm job Madison Ivy gets done At the fucking blowpipe Who's that Fuck's sake She was a classic back in the day. That's so funny.

20:33Chip:Were you ever one of them guys, right? I never did this. I always had game posters on my wall. Did you ever have like the pinup models? Yeah.

20:44Cal:I had the Megan Fox one. It's in all my old YouTube videos. Yeah. There were some guys that I knew that were down

20:51Chip:horrendous. You'd go in their room, just the whole wall is different birds and bikinis. and you're like by the way if i was a parent of a child right you go in i think my kid had a goon

21:04Cal:no because honestly you won't use them to goon it was more of like a status thing but every now and then every now and then at fucking 2 a.m when you're awake and you know the lights would be off but you just catch a shadow outline of the city so for the fuck's sake hey that oh fuck you go on it was encouraging you to goon more

21:27Chip:prime shit oh man nowadays could you imagine I don't think putting posters on the wall ever since HMV went down the toilet

21:36Cal:remember you used to go in and just flick through the posters do you remember like the fucking streetcar magazines whoo

21:44Chip:I always got the magazine T5 T5 now this was this is what they used to do yeah was a cheap tactic no t was it t5 t4 no it's just take five no no no just put t5 it was a tech magazine right you're really bad at googling you know

22:08Cal:what do you mean like i've just technology man i've just realized he really struggles like look

22:13Chip:what he's ended up on this is what now to be fair i is it t3 what was it like a technology magazine seen that this is a popular mag bro this might be it this you know what i hope they've rebranded because what they used to have that i was into like tech gadgets like the gadget show was my favorite show right there it is this is what it was yeah but back in the day this now they obviously don't do it but back in the day what they do is uh i'd be into my tech i like phones like ipods all that sort of stuff back in the day so i would want to read about the gadgets but they just stick a woman wearing pretty much nothing covering her tits with an iPhone.

22:54Chip:And I'd be like, Oh, I really want to read about the new iPhone, but I've got to buy this Mac. No, I can't go. They just, they knew how to appeal to the mind. Oh, here we go. Yeah, but it was, it was worse than that. Yeah. But yeah, they always, yeah, they, they just knew what they were doing. scumbags we've all been there bro

23:18Cal:was it the son that had the page was it the page 3 girls I think they've stopped that now it must have done it was the son why are you saying it like that's not like a massive thing yeah I know I know that's what I'm saying was it the son that had page 3 but that's the that was the broken list you off

23:33Chip:every edition

23:35Cal:yeah listen come back to me when you were fucking doing it over DVD covers pal fucking that shit was crazy when I was down cause we had a collection man but it'd be annoying when you say weird

23:47Chip:you're talking about you and your dad or who are we referring to here or is this just like the family goon collection yeah he passes it over when you're older it was the family collection I'm giving him the new scary movie but you know what it would be

24:00Cal:it'd be really annoying when they got a new one in and you'd be like yeah she's fucking she's fine as fuck but it's like oh it's like it's a copy so the cover had been printed it was low quality low res low res

24:16Chip:just squinting

24:20Chip:why do you have to do that this is an audio this is a podcast bro we've got video they don't need that they kind of knew what you were alluding to bro

24:33Cal:what is it all websites it must be just the main one Stanley will have an unband or is it just a triple A studios

24:42Chip:VPN sponsors are going to go crazy

24:44Cal:Yeah, well, they're even talking about now banning VPN. There's no way around it. No, they can't do that.

24:53Chip:I can't do it. Please. No, no, no, no. After I draw the fucking line.

25:01Cal:That's taking the fucking piss now.

25:04Chip:Fuck sake. You've gone too far. That's illegal.

25:11Cal:I am a female police officer.

25:14Chip:Oh my God. What are the notes here? Does this open up a black market for you?

25:24Chip:All right, boys. I'm going to see you in a little bit. I'm going dark. Fuck.

25:30Cal:Oh my God. The black market. Fucking. What? Going to deep web.

25:36Chip:The deep web goon. We need a goon counter for this post. Tall browser. You know about that one? Yeah, that's where you start getting in the risky business. Wasn't it? Wait, hold on a second. Stanley's put a motivational quote at the end of the notes for the gooning section. Keep gooning, soldier. Like, why is he putting motivational shit on a podcast show notes? This is a clip I wanted to do, but we can do it afterwards.

26:08Cal:Oh, mate. No, but... Keep gooning.

26:13Chip:We'll do this after.

26:15Cal:I've never seen you. Actually read the full thing. We'll do it later. Oh my God. I see you stroking it right now. Guys, honestly, it's hard to describe. This is insane.

26:30Chip:So what we usually do is Stanley will put ideas down for things to talk about. And under the Gooninban section, he's got a social media clip idea here. and this is what it reads start clip by saying this is how you bypass to UK's gooning band and then just say like oh yeah I see you stroking it right now what the fuck so like you know how people will be searching up how to get past it so then our video comes up and then you I don't want to be the face of the gooning band bro here's how to bypass it when you type in gooning band for me to pop up. I want the opposite.

27:09Cal:No, it needs to be us. We've done a lot for this. And then you go like, oh, here's three quick steps to bypass it. And then she's going, yeah, I know you've got your

27:20Chip:crazy porn up. What are you doing, man? We need to get off this topic as soon as possible. We can't continue like this. You know what's crazy is this bod is still going to do better than our tiny tempo we had tiny tempo we had tiny tempo on the podcast and no one rated it how mad is that i can't believe that guy's an icon like a legend yeah and people just want to hear us talking about

27:44Cal:pierce darmer's anti-gooding policy it's a different audience like we grew up listening

27:49Chip:to his music whilst gooning now wait wait not whilst it was just in the same time bro every

27:59Cal:you've got your favorite tune on pass out it amplifies

28:06Chip:the fucking that moment so wait when you were talking to Tiny were you thinking back to the gooning days I'm always thinking back

28:15Cal:reminiscing on the good old times

28:18Chip:I wonder if YouTube has picked up on the word if we said that wanking this many times we wouldn't be able to release this out but maybe we've bypassed the well that's what also fans are called aren't they yeah that's another thing they gotta fix they've gotta change that have you not seen if you go on also Instagram it's just fans in the comments pleading like please don't call us that

28:41Cal:by the way I just want to shout out the longevity of the goon because it came in maybe last year maybe even the year before but it's strong pretty good you know memes usually die out pretty quickly

28:54Chip:yeah like because they'll put on the also Instagram they'll be like like meet your new gooner like this and then if you read the comment section it's like please stop please call us gunners please please I usually skip this part I am not a gooner

29:18Cal:Victor Kakarez

29:20Chip:just say gunners bro I'm a gooner this like dead rose emoji is killing me. I'm not Gooner, Ted Rose emoji.

29:33Cal:Hi, Victor. Gooner here. I goon to you every day, Mr. Yockerist. We shouldn't even be finding it out funny. We should be getting... It's not that funny, bro. We should be getting annoyed at this.

29:47Chip:We should be like,

29:48Cal:we're too old now. Kids are fucking rude and everything. Back in my day, it was a master day. No. What?

29:57Chip:Oh, do you reckon now? Nah, we'll keep it moving.

30:03Cal:Not for that. Did you ever just deep hit that your granddad used to stroke him?

30:08Chip:Now you want to know the even more mad thing to think about is my, my granddad was in world war two.

30:15Cal:The little pocket thing with his, with his missus.

30:18Chip:People are complaining right now about having to get ID verification. these are in the fucking trenches looking at a fucking black and white photo of his fucking missus be grateful be grateful

30:33Cal:just like fucking one cut out of Marilyn Monroe from like one fucking newspaper that they all had that they get sent once a year Marilyn Monroe in 1945

30:43Chip:Marilyn Monroe knocking around do you remember when was she knocking about I think you mean Queen Elizabeth I

30:56Cal:you know when they had King Edward just laying down that motherfucking in the trenches keeping each of it warm fucking dropping real artillery shells you know when they had the ceasefire at Christmas Day do you reckon like the ones that didn't go and play football were just nothing in the trenches

31:11Chip:what's our history lesson are we getting what the fuck no because I think

31:16Cal:the good half of 1931

31:25Cal:Everyone just commits To fucking No More goons

31:33Cal:Put your goons Sticks down To the white flag Everyone's just sat there No more Fucking dicky You had this guy shot.

31:50Chip:Fucking hell.

31:52Cal:Germans and English side by side.

31:54Chip:Oh my God. The historic goon. You need to ask that history gossip, girl. That should be an entire fucking thing. Like what was gooning like back in the 1800s? Yeah, was it frowned upon? Yeah. Or was it more like... The history gossip.

32:10Cal:Or was it more like a street level thing?

32:13Chip:Street level. You know what I'm saying? Now, let's move on to something else, man. I feel sick. what else is there to talk about

32:22Cal:why is it banned in public what

32:32Cal:you're not hurting anyone you are

32:36Chip:what are you talking about I don't want to see that shit

32:43Cal:in adult spaces but

32:49Chip:Fuck I've got nothing more to give I've literally got nothing else to say This was such an important thing That we needed to discuss What have you typed in? There's some weird videos popping up here Your FYP is fucked

33:03Cal:There's a video of a guy They're on a Marbella strip or something And he's just on the floor Not in one out That's not going to be on TikTok

33:13Chip:That's a different thing

33:14Cal:You're going to need that VPN JJ got arrested

33:18Chip:JJ getting arrested Yeah I saw that Do you know what he got arrested for I ain't got scoobies The thing is in the US I saw the video like he was playing that right He was there like Very polite I've not seen it I just wouldn't fuck with it I just feel like the US police You're probably like one sentence away Just from getting fucking Throne Messed up yeah they're quite mean aren't they they can be have you ever been pulled have you ever been spoken to by the police in the US

33:52Cal:it's a big ego difference isn't it I don't think so

33:56Chip:I was trying to think if I have or not I don't know

34:01Cal:you know I have in the UK and I started chatting like I was in a movie what can I do the officer

34:09Chip:I'll do anything officer please

34:13Cal:To be fair they did let me away

34:15Chip:What did you do?

34:18Cal:I wasn't doing anything wrong really I don't think they were real police Mad It was an unmarked car as well

34:25Chip:What are you saying you don't know if they're real police here? I think it's fake Look at the car they've got Oh it's just a little clip But they always A little clip farm What do you think this is a clip farm?

34:34Cal:It could be But the thing is They've all got different outfits in different states So I actually don't know It could be legit He is with Gideon as well so I mean would they not reveal

34:44Chip:yeah but if he's with nah he said he's if you were with um Gideon then there's probably more reason as to why you would be arrested really I think there's no reason does he come across

34:55Cal:as legit in the bed like

34:58Chip:I'm not fooled nah you don't think so nah

35:01Cal:look at that car like if there were police there they're all booted to the high heavens yeah and they've got a light

35:07Chip:on the top of the car but no police markers I don't know

35:09Cal:they've got two different

35:11Chip:uniforms on as well yeah this is Nashville we'll see

35:16Cal:I think I just didn't know if you guys knew no I don't know

35:18Chip:why he got arrested fair enough but he's he's back home on home soil to be fair to him he came out to Tomorrowland literally just for the day um or well stayed the night but um just went to go and see Vic's performance and then went home so that little jet hope he fucking planted some trees for that something to think about for sure yeah I'd like to see his carbon footprint for the year yep I'd like to see him post his story up I saw a lot of people showing JJ love for that you know going out there supporting because let's be honest SmartLine isn't exactly his bag when we went he was there wasn't he?

35:52Chip:where? ministry yeah he was there for I think that was Vic's very first big live show I think because you were there too yeah all of them as well yeah and that was so yeah JJ's always if anybody's doing something he's always he's always showing up always supporting it to be fair to him he's always the guy in our like chat or whatever just trying to get people to do more that's just the way he is if you've seen with his latest YouTube content like he's had a bit of an epiphany where he's gone fuck I need to get back on my YouTube shit to be fair to him and I even messaged him saying this he always said to me and well I guess the other guys but yeah, I definitely said it to me was that if you ever want to go and do other things that aren't YouTube, like, you know, for example, you know, fellow studios or whatever it is, you always have to make sure your YouTube is still popping because the moment that you give that up, it will go, everything will just go tits up.

36:59Chip:So you can go and do all these other bits, but you have to make sure your YouTube is always popping.

37:03Cal:Most of the people that did the boxing thing that they just sat off YouTube boxing, and everyone's like, oh, but maybe we don't care about the boxing now because you don't want blood to YouTube.

37:11Chip:Yeah. So you have to always keep that going. If you came up through doing YouTube, you should.

37:18Cal:Yeah, what happened to this? For the most part. Keep YouTube going. I haven't seen this video yet, but I watched it. I saw the IG post of the... Wait, was Danny in this? This is the one.

37:28Chip:Have you not seen the footage where Danny like dislocates his knee? It's right here. Watch. Ready? It's kind of grim.

37:33Cal:Ooh.

37:34Chip:Ooh, wait. Hold on a second. Wait. you'll see it in a sec I don't like seeing this kind of stuff though yeah I know it will

37:40Cal:where am I looking this one down here look at his back right knee I think it is nah you know what I don't even need to see it bro yeah but just skip into the paramedics if you just skip into the paramedics

37:50Chip:the paramedics literally rush in oh fuck that thing was gone Fred's just interviewed him yeah at the end of the day content's content yeah and they managed to get the content but yeah Danny Danny didn't really do anything I think he just threw a bit of a hook and then it popped out of place.

38:09Cal:Who was Danny fighting there?

38:10Chip:So the premise of this video is there was like a group of fans versus a group of pros. But what would happen, one fan goes into the ring with like a basic pro, someone like Modine, I think was one of them. And then if you pass Modine, you get a grand, then you'd go up against someone like Danny, you pass Danny, you get a grand. You just have to survive like a two minute round or something. I think Swarms was in here at one point as well. Yeah. and then eventually you get to Tariq Mitchell is that his name? Tariq? I think so and then the final boss is Vidal and you get like 15 grand I think it is if you survive against Vidal so yeah I won't give any spoilers away but yeah I'm not too sure I would want to be in a ring with Vidal for three minutes he's a British champion now you know he's got the fucking credentials now yeah um yeah just mental i will say i watched this video like love what would go in here the light and everything but there was just one too many slow-mo shots when i was watching through the video oh really it just it cuts to a slow-mo just too many times but other than that like the good thing is is it was quite a lot like creative ideas happening now yeah this is a seems like a pretty good concept and it's doing really well for him like a 1.5 mil in less than 24 hours yeah that's sick it's just like reinvented his second channel but that's what i mean like that's what

39:37Cal:he's always second channel yeah he started like it went from just doing like the reddit videos

39:41Chip:so now he's actually doing like the good thing is he's still keeping in like the try not to laugh

39:47Cal:stuff like yeah one laugh still got those in but like he's doing more mainstream yeah the score

39:52Chip:penalty win five was it 500 grand like that's gone and done three mil for him so it's getting in there and it just goes to show like you know if you it's never too late to like go back and get

40:04Cal:it get it re-popping again i actually didn't know that he was uploading that much that's a lot

40:09Chip:wait well you mate it's ksr mondays fuck that's what you're saying

40:14Cal:yeah ah these guys tough one for when i start uploading on chip mondays oh yeah we got chip

40:20Chip:on mondays yeah that might fuck his views up a bit yeah sorry bro yeah bad news pal

40:25Cal:well congrats to him for fucking you know doing his job

40:32Cal:fucking hell shit it's always one of them things with YouTubers you'll go through a stage in your life where it's like yeah I don't give a fuck and then you don't upload for ages or you do but you don't really care about it also you know in your back of your mind you're like I should be uploading but there's something about it you're just not caring for some reason and then eventually you come back full circle and you're like nah what am I doing I need to get back into this

40:53Chip:i think you start actually you leave it too long and then it's the anxiety of uploading you don't know one how it's gonna what if it does terrible what if nobody's gonna watch it again and so then you build up the longer it goes the worse the anxiety gets and it's just easier not to upload

41:07Cal:and then you just never and then that's it you never upload again yeah literally what happened like you know before your food videos because i know you were uploading but it was very like once a month maybe once two months or something like that then you found the food video like yeah if you hadn't have found that maybe it would have peter you know what it is the food videos are

41:23Chip:just they're easier to make yeah so i can upload them one every two weeks if you look at the videos before mate they were there like you know i was blowing up a fucking prime car that i built with a tank like all this sort of stuff you can't do that once every two weeks and still do like fellas studios and the fellas podcast but um yeah once you find something like that which i'm not saying they're easy to do because you still have to put a lot of time and i know g film puts a lot of time into like the post-production side of things but it's um it definitely just becomes easier when you have something you can keep doing this is this is another thing that i don't know if jj will come across it but a lot of people that make the type of videos that he makes now is he will always have a bit of a feeling in the back of his head like the next one needs to be bigger and better than the last one and that's the biggest trap you can fall into

42:12Cal:maybe him doing those like the reddit style videos maybe brings it down a bit yeah it's like you know what that's fine i can have those in there and then maybe air in a few in a month or so then i

42:22Chip:can do another call do a big one yeah but you just that is just the the biggest trap that youtube is set and it's and it has claimed the lives of many youtubers who ironically then go and make a second

42:33Cal:channel just to go up becomes yeah it's like the main pattern like everybody is doing it almost nick has done it wilson i've done it yeah like it is the main thing you you take your main channel I wouldn't say it's a bad thing Because It's kind of Nice having a new channel That has to go back to a mil In a weird way Does that make sense?

42:52Chip:No totally But It's just Then you have to make sure That that second channel Doesn't fall into the same trap As what you've just done

42:58Cal:If you do that then Then you're just Then you're fucked You are fucked The second channel just You can't quality control it too much You just gotta be like Fuck it Like This idea will run And if it does bad It doesn't matter Because there's another video Coming out this weekend Exactly Whereas the main channel you got one video every few months it's like this needs to do well because my next video is not until fucking next year

43:18Chip:yeah yeah yeah so it's actually so true but it's interesting you see a lot of youtubers go through that oh let's talk about the bov boys can do yeah oh shit yeah

43:30Cal:shout out to the bov boys is bov I don't actually know what it is but I do always hear them say it when I've played with them and stuff from where I've heard it it's like a trait that you have like a like an aura trait yeah it's like if something looks good or cool you say that's both right bob is like like from what it when it first came about i was like if you're a bov football player you were like neymar you were like okay silky like aura yeah yeah so who is it it's jinx taze jakey davis chazza and heinz is that it's five of them let me just tell

44:07Chip:you i've only recently found the this jakey jakey day best he's the funniest guy anytime his clip pops up i watch it bro there's an incredible clip genuinely i think and i don't know why it hasn't gone more viral but it's when him and jinge are like in a garden at a party somewhere it's at night and he's wearing like these goggles and jinge like pings his goggles and he goes um actually you can't say that I don't know you can't really say that word now but just the entire clip is fucking gold and it did well but I expected it to do way more yeah on the right no no no no next one on the right this one

44:49Cal:I was in a trans you what? I was in a trans oh you were in a trans you what? does it mean trans? you're wrong fair enough

45:07Cal:the longer clip of it where he like pings his glasses on him is so good but yeah it's class you know i met jakey davis james was doing this fortnight tournament he's like oh come come you can be my duo i was like sound and then last minute he was like nah you're not my duo i was like oh okay who am i playing with he's like you could just play with one of my mates and i was like all right sound like fuck it and he just put me in with jakey davis and instantly straight off the bat. Oh wait, Jin said that to you? Yeah. Oh, but he was instantly so funny. We were just fucking barring each other off.

45:38Cal:Yeah, it was, yes, I like him.

45:41Chip:Who else? The Heinz guys class.

45:44Cal:Need to get him on the fellas. All he just does is go on about, nah, nah, we don't. Nah, fellas loaded. No, not even time. All he will do. He went on side plus, yeah, and for the last few years of his life, he'll just bring it up like, ah, so I was actually on side plus. and the first thing I said to me was something about being on sideposts oh what have you seen me from sideposts even in the trailer he's watching his own sideposts oh yeah I did is that what that joke is then yeah yeah he's really funny though that's class Chazza Chazza he's a bit of a mess you can't say that no no no I've been following Chazza for ages I've told him that already before he's really funny as well I feel bad but I don't think the best thing about all of them is you can just say what you want to them what does that mean Like, you can just be very offensive and rude, but they're the same back.

46:33Cal:Okay. That's good. Yeah, it's not like no one's getting offended or it's like, oh, mate, shouldn't be saying that.

46:38Chip:I've seen on the stream that they were talking about how they explicitly said they are not trying to be a Sidemen or a Beta Squad. I hope that this group is actually closer and more to like an AMP.

46:49Cal:I think what the stream is mainly. That's what I mean. Beta Squad and Sidemen do not stream. They're always IRL streaming.

46:55Chip:Just kind of about like.

46:56Cal:And they're uploading twice a week.

46:57Chip:but what is like surely not man that's insane

47:00Cal:I think well Ginger said it's not going to be this high production okay bad thing they don't want to do that

47:06Chip:okay

47:06Cal:so I don't know what the video's going to be

47:08Chip:I hope it's just a bunch of IRL streams like that or it might be like

47:12Cal:classic back in the day things where it's like all of them just sat down and chubby bunny challenge no they can't be doing that they saved a bit of money

47:19Chip:on the logo too which is nice yeah

47:22Cal:they have been getting cooked a little bit for the name I don't hate it oh no I don't mind the name I don't like it I don't know what else you really do

47:28Chip:What else you Look To be honest with you The first iteration of anything Is always going to be Like If we look back at our first Like fellas logo and stuff It was fucking pants on it

47:38Cal:Even though I didn't say the logo was pants I didn't say it was about the logo Nah The logo's just a bit like I actually think it's better I like the name I don't mind I don't like the logo When you've got a group logo It's better when it's just simple Yeah There's no need to overcomplicate it Nah Ours is By the way Ours has been the same Since season one Yeah and I hate it

47:59Chip:This is my favourite It's just brand identity Isn't it I gotta stop letting Chip Take control of this shit No

48:04Cal:Bro It was the first one You did that one And then I did the rest

48:10Chip:Nah I'm gonna Everyone else has better artwork

48:13Cal:No they don't Nah

48:14Chip:They do bro Like who Nah I just mean the logo Like the fellas bit The red there looks so pants Yeah but all the logos That you see that They're all from our studios I'm gonna change it soon Alf if you're watching this bro I need you to give me 10 new logos I want to just have a little flick through but wait we've got to wait

48:29Cal:because it's got a new season anyway I'll just I'll fucking

48:33Chip:sneak launch that shit sneak you'll all be out the building we figured out

48:37Cal:the new set anyway we're on to a little bit of a winner you didn't even shout at me

48:41Chip:so is that a surprise for me as well for me as well I don't know surprise for everyone

48:46Cal:sorry boys but it's got me nice you're going to fucking love it bro alright do you just want to just rock up one day and it's done

48:54Chip:no

48:54Cal:because I could be in tears. No, because you trust me. I'm going to give you something like this. It's not going to be any space shop. I'm making it so that you like it, bro. I asked the viewers what they... Put it this way. It's the kind of place you'd want to goon. Well, somebody said we should just have like a goon cave.

49:14Chip:What the fuck?

49:16Cal:These are all... Oh, are these ideas that people have given us?

49:20Chip:Hey, we're going to need a goon cave set here, chief. that or a log cabin vibe. Oh, a log cabin. No one's done that. Yeah, we can't do a log cabin. I already did that for a second child. The idea is that. Oh, I hope it's not the one I've just snored to. Moved out of mom's basement into a student flat. Lads flat. Oh, that's just a shit version of this.

49:40Cal:Something along the lines of getting... We looked at that for yesterday anyway. What's that? We looked at that when we first did this one. That's what that became.

49:46Chip:Right, right. Something along the lines of getting kicked out of the basement by your parents and having to survive in the wild. Now, that could be a lot more fun. That could be sick Yeah you've ruined it Cause that was it I lost the AI race Oh you asked You asked The beep beep beep For some ideas Yeah yeah yeah Alright

50:01Cal:Oh well ChatGBT What Nah What are we not allowed to say Listen I'd much rather you Become friends with ChatGBT Than Panda To the AI haters Because when When that shit hits And it knows what's going on I hate It's gonna be So much You don't know

50:18Chip:What he's doing To the local reservoirs Bro actually it's disgusting you're not even acknowledging it you're pretending you're pretending it don't even exist there's nothing we can do to stop it bro trust me i've been i've been protesting like two weeks outside 10 down the street where the fuck are you in the environments but still buying clothes from shane all right so this one here from bibi bibi bibi bibi bibi is um the fellas become secret agents the basement is no more but now the guys are living in a high tech spy themed hideout. Fuck, this is sick. Nope. Hold on. A secret lair in an underground bunker.

50:53Chip:Yeah, it's like a James Bond thing. Oh my God. You open it and it's just a fucking machete.

50:57Cal:It reminds me of Fortnite. When, um... What? You know the season of Fortnite where the secret lair in the mountain. Yeah. Now, if we... Hit me out, by the way. Hit me out. Let me just present to you an idea. The whole season is a collab with Epic Games and we just get paid a fucking bag to sit in some Fortnite pizza. We're just sitting there. I don't know shit about what we're doing. You know that there's a fucking good chance you can have it. Or how about...

51:24Chip:Because they do... Okay, listen. Could be Epic Games. Minecraft. I'll sit in a block gaff. That's what I got. So much you can do. I'll sit next to a creeper. What else? What other games? Despicable Me. I'll sit in a Despicable Me theme set.

51:40Cal:We'll have a minion theme room. Everything's just yellow. For a year. Yeah, for one year. I will do a brand I will do it I swear to god that's how you know now we should have said this now because I'm already thinking

51:51Chip:like yeah we could go crazy but reach out to us there's obviously the minute it's going to cost an M to have it done nah it's going to it's going to have to do that but it will be worth it will be the best advert you'll ever have

52:02Cal:I wonder you know what that's never has that ever been done like a podcast is branded oh my god Avengers

52:11Chip:nah nah Rockstar Games What do you see? That would actually be a six set as well

52:20Cal:You turn this into the main character's pad Jason Lucia That is actually such a shout And we're streaming from fucking Vice City And then we play GA6 on the set

52:34Chip:That would be insane No not epic sorry Rockstar Brilliant idea isn't it All right, we've got another one here. The...

52:47Chip:The fellas inside a giant video game. All right, we're not going to bother reading that. Sounds nice.

52:53Cal:Next one. Oh, I like the sound of this. The fellas in a wild west frontier. The basement was too boring, so they moved to... First of all, fuck off. Because it's brilliant. This heart starts off with the basement was too boring. Oh, that's nice, isn't it?

53:08Chip:Yeah, this is not a boring set. don't get that shit fucking twisted ever again

53:12Cal:so they moved to a wild west style frontier town think saloon doors, wagon wheels, dusty streets cowboy hats, they could even have one it poses with their face on them at random accounts with town outlaws, that is a good idea but then anything that you want to put in there that's kind of relatable to the audience didn't exist back then and will look a bit daft

53:31Chip:yeah I don't love it and also it's just going to give a log cabin vibe, it's just going to look like Red Dead too, which you don't like Yeah, no, I still ain't got past that winter scene. The fellas post-apocalyptic survivalists. The basement is gone due to an apocalyptic event. And now the guys are surviving in a bizarre post-apocalyptic ways. Bro, imagine if the place got nuked. Yeah, I wouldn't mind that.

53:55Cal:That would be sick. Then it could be like Fallout. Yeah. They're making a new Fallout. We can do that. You gotta wear hazmat suits and set. What the fuck? What? Always ruining it. They don't wear them.

54:05Chip:Bro, they don't wear that stuff. that's why I'm up a bit this set is a chaotic mix of junkyard debris makeshift survival gear and quirky survival contraptions they're constantly trying to make do with weird items like a soda can and duct tape while making jokes about living through the

54:26Cal:post-apocalyptic one could work because all of this you can technically have all this because we're just 100 years in the future but it's all old and dusty

54:33Chip:nah I think we have to turn this into rubble

54:37Cal:yeah it would have to be broken as fuck that would not be a cool place to chill you could have like the stairs in the background still holding up but into nothing the wall's gone keep the base of the set keep the whole set and just like kind of touch it up and make it look like shit could be nice

54:56Chip:yeah there's some pretty decent ideas I won't lie actually shout out to Heston James getting arrested

55:04Cal:who the fuck is Heston James He's the guy who does the pranks in the stores. Oh, I've seen these before. Yeah. But he could be facing up to nine years in jail.

55:14Chip:They always like to throw that around though, isn't it?

55:16Cal:Someone will steal like a Kit Kat. I only just clocked how like all of these are kind of legit. I always was thinking like, oh, the phone, obviously film with the phone. Like it's just big. Nah, these ones are real. No, they're using the glasses. Oh yeah, yeah. Is that actually what it is? What's his name? Chad. the guy that goes up to him and his mate will go into stores and start kicking off with each other and I'm like oh but obviously just filming like yeah surely the employees are looking at I'm like but then I realized he's doing it with his glasses right mentioned it before yeah quality is pretty good for those glasses yeah it's got them as well they are sick yeah do you reckon that's a a bit too high of a sense.

56:00Cal:I mean... Locked up for nine years? What for? For his video. Or just for having a bit of fucking gig with me. But he also impersonates the employees and stuff like that as well.

56:09Chip:Yeah, see,

56:10Cal:when you start doing stuff like that... He's got a bit too far if you do that, I think.

56:14Chip:Yeah, but if he doesn't do that and he's just like yelling... Nine years old is a bit crazy, like, fucking, I'll sap on the wrist. Imagine he sat next to a fella that's like murdered his wife and they're just like, yeah, man, I dressed up as a fucking Tesco employee. And he's like,

56:27Cal:oh well i stabbed my wife to death and i'm good oh fair is mate right good night yeah i'm gonna make you fucking goon me off for the next nine years of your life

56:37Chip:chips on his way to go put on a tesco outfit right now you always gotta go back to goon don't we uh oh right okay guys so um one thing that we've been doing and it is actually our most popular thing on loaded except for the bonus episodes that we do on there is something called Confession Corner. Essentially, me and Chip read through your guys' confessions and on Loaded, it is absolutely obscene. So we've got a couple here that we're going to go through now just because we actually think you guys need to hear some of them. But if you do like this stuff, then head on over to Loaded because we literally do like 20, 30-minute episodes of this sort of stuff anyways.

57:12Chip:Yeah. Chip, do you want to read the first one?

57:15Cal:All right. Slept over at a mate's house when I was about 14. I went to the toilet in the middle of the night, saw his mum's knickers in the washing basket brackets. His mum was built like Mrs. Incredible and quickly had to tug one out to them while giving them the sniff. That is fucked. I then turned the light on and finally had some skids on them. I was sick and had to go home to understand my thought process.

57:39Chip:Why has he specifically pointed you out here? We've all been there.

57:44Cal:What?

57:45Chip:No, we haven't.

57:46Cal:We haven't. We've all been in a similar scenario. No, we haven't. No. we've all imagined ourselves in this scenario at least no there has been potential for each one of us to end up like this

58:02Chip:just say me nah I'm sorry the horror part is him obviously sniffing his mum's knickers right but to find out they had skids on him that has got to be the most like shameful moment of his life

58:15Cal:well rookie error because you gotta fucking do your due diligence man check the fucking knickers first. You know what I mean? He's probably in the dark. He's got a... You know when you go to like check if you can wear the same pair of boxers as yesterday? No. That's one thing I just don't do. Fine. You know why when you're in the fucking trench you've got no more and you have to? Right? And you do check what they look like before you smell them. But the thing is

58:43Chip:in that scenario you have no choice. You're putting the skidders back on. Because that's the type of guy you are. so you're just doing that and then you're walking around

58:51Cal:all day going I've got shit on my ass I've left the house with no boxes on I'll just be wearing denim not right now do not do that on the pod oh yeah on the pod it would have worked my shit's always out on the box just see one of our balls yeah every time I have a guest episode

59:11Chip:alright here we go we've got next confession here okay boys I've got a zinger for you I was at my friend's house for a music festival in a field near his house. His parents had some friends over, mostly single or divorced pils. Me being a horny, newly single 20-year-old and wanted some action. Long story short, I shagged one of them later that night and she was married. She keeps texting me, asking for round two and saying she's going to leave her husband. I'm 20 and 47. What a load of cap.

59:41Cal:That's got to be cap. Now this is what you were talking about earlier. It was a dream back in the day. You'd be sat upstairs, like, dreaming about it. I wonder if this guy was sat at a computer, like, this is going to go. Nah, it'd always be that scenario where, like, you'd be able to have this, but you wouldn't have the confidence to do it. So you'd just imagine him coming up this fucking stairs and, like, tie your shoelace for you, and then he'd end up sucking you off. You know, the mad scenarios. I've never, nah, not like that, bro.

1:00:15Chip:yeah this one this one's going down as uh confession cap it might not be he might just be a fucking top dog yeah i mean he could be but look it's just way too like like my favorite thing in these ones where they go look long story short i just shagged them we don't want the long story

1:00:37Cal:shot you fucking idiot we want the long story long yeah fucking hell this is one for the goon bible fucking chip.

1:00:49Chip:Someone's kicked to that aspect ratio right now.

1:00:58Chip:I know. Yeah. Four, three Joseph good old tomato. I bit into an apple and she was praying all night.

1:01:10Cal:Right. Let's go. One, three. No, it's just the two Well, if you want more of them They're unloaded And they're fucking class I think we're also going to do Giving away Are we doing a giveaway? Yeah, I think it's finally Sorted now We're doing this one this week, I think We're doing our first one this week Give away PS5 Oh, nice, yeah I think it is a PS5 That's fucking class Just in time for GTA 7 Yeah I know you didn't want to do a PS5 Because what was it you said If you don't have one But I now get your fucking bread up Yeah

1:01:37Chip:Like, come on, bro How you not got that PS5 right now? Nah, I rate it when them guys... You know what I rate the most?

1:01:45Cal:Some guys that stick around on the PS3. That's still on the PS3. Yeah, and they've got the means to upgrade, but it's just like they've still got games to complete. And they're just telling you,

1:01:54Chip:no, I just prefer the games on PS3. I wouldn't want to be wrong. There are better games. But yeah, go ahead. Check that out, loaded. We're going to be giving that away. How did they enter it, Stan? I'm not sure. There'll be a feature on there. Yeah.

1:02:07Cal:Fine. There's like a little button on the home screen. You'll see it. Perfect.

1:02:10Chip:all right let's talk about uh everybody's in the uh the coldplay kiss cam right yep we don't have to pretend that nobody's seen that this is insane hit back he he needed to be more nonchalant about it and he fumbled it but they've replied uh and this is kind of the video have you seen it chip nope but why why why have they got gwyneth well paltrow yeah because you'll see so obviously it drew a lot of attention to this astronomer company because he was the CEO of it. Yep. And they needed to do something really. And a lot of people have said, this is marketing genius. Thank you for your interest in astronomer.

1:02:48Cal:All right, run it up. I'm ready. I'm excited.

1:02:52Chip:Thank you for your interest in astronomer. Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. I've been hired on a very temporary basis to speak on behalf of the 300 plus employees at astronomer. astronomer has gotten a lot of questions over the last few days and they wanted me to answer the most common ones yes astronomer is the best place to run apache airflow unifying the experience of running data ml and ai pipelines at scale we've been thrilled so many people have a newfound interest in data workflow automation as for the other questions we've received yes there is still room available at our beyond analytics event in september we will now be returning to what we do best delivering game-changing results for our customers thank you for your interest in astronomer they just dropped the greatest

1:03:46Cal:out of all that was good that's smart is gwyneth patra's chris martin's ex-wife as well that's why they chose her oh really yeah yeah yeah that's why they did it they chose her to do it

1:03:59Chip:that is unreal Mr. Beast replying saying can I be CEO yeah Chris Martin yeah this is this is unreal to be fair and not only that but just think like I had no idea what Astronomer did I'd heard of the company and now I do and yeah just smart I'm glad they sort of did it like this because yeah it is serious but it's not that serious. At the end of the day,

1:04:24Cal:it was like, the CEO is gone now, isn't he? Yeah, he's gone.

1:04:28Chip:Is it just a marketing stunt in the end? No, it is not a marketing stunt, bro. You cannot, there's no way that you, you can intentionally make something like that go that viral. You might be able to get a little something, but it would be so difficult to actually make that happen. But yeah, I mean, I wonder what, where the CEO is going to go to next. I mean, Like wherever he goes He's known as that guy He needs to figure out a way

1:04:55Cal:To spin They can't spin it Because He needs to come out

1:04:58Chip:With his own video

1:04:59Cal:He needs to do something But it's like He's just gonna get dogged on No matter what he does Because of what he has done Yeah How's he What's the comeback there

1:05:08Chip:And also like He must be in the trenches Like wife, kids No money coming in

1:05:13Cal:I mean he's probably got A lot of money to save though He's sweet

1:05:17Chip:Yeah that's a big company as well Fuck yeah but rest in peace little bro that's it alright guys look we're gonna wrap it up there thank you very much I'm sorry this was a heavy goon pod but it was I mean something big happened in our country about

1:05:34Cal:yeah

1:05:34Chip:about it so it need to be spoken about anyways

1:05:36Cal:our existence

1:05:37Chip:anyways guys we'll catch you all in a little bit take it easy bye goodbye