245. AB's Failed Rizz At Sidemen Shoot, Moving To London & Why DC Is Better Than Marvel…

27:28Chip:They're going to do you like they did Joey Swole. Poor Joey, man. Do better. Can you believe that? And he did, he just bailed on us. Just like that, bro. You fucking can't rage quit, man. You're not allowed to rage quit. Fair enough, you go into a private chat for a bit. That's it. Gotta log back into the lobby ASAP, though. You know, I used to have a post-it note on my monitor when I used to put, because in year 10, my mates were brutal on games and I'd like go off crying and mute and shit. You were that guy. I had a post-it note that just said like, just relax. I had a post-it note that said like, just don't let them get to you.

28:04Like I full on... I had bullet points because it was like, it was affecting my life. Like, it would get so heated on Fortnite and shit and they'd like, fucking attack your personality. I'd be like to my mum next day, I'm not going to school. I'm not like... No, I'd be like, I sit next to this guy in science who's just fucking ruined my whole night. I'm not fucking doing it. I'm not fucking with it. What would your mum say when she'd be like, yeah, fair, it's okay. I'll get to fucking school. She'd be like, fucking go in and then I'd go in and she'd get a call being like, oh, your son's got a mad headache.

28:32Chip:I'll just go. Oh, fuck. there we go wait so in your friendship group what were you? so like I was always like my were you the victim I feel like no my spot was never at risk like I knew everyone for so long from primary so like I was never like actually like this guy could get booted out of the group for being annoying but I was also like yeah I was just getting violated for a year straight yeah I was like no I'm fucking sick of this that's why I had the post-it notes everywhere yeah I used to be like oh one sec my fucking my dinner's ready and then I'd go on mute and just scream into my pillow.

29:05Fuck! Yeah. Then was when you get yourself proper work. And then you like, start like fucking praying to God for like, please God, please let me get that new game. I was just like praying that I need better mates and shit. Like this life can't go on like this. And then I'd get back on and be like, yeah, I'll be on tomorrow, lads.

29:24Chip:The mental health cycle. I'm trying to think there was definitely a few, a few of the boys that had just, well back then we had Skype calls. like they just rage cut the Skype call you'd have to add them back in the next day oh there was also a discord voice chat in our server called the slammer and like there was just one guy in the group that had access like he had the authority and like if you were being jarring to me just slap you in the slammer and you were muted and deafened in there and like sometimes I'd just get on and get put in the slammer immediately and be like I've waited all day to get on Xbox and I'm not allowed to chat to my mates because he's put me in the slammer it's fucking insane you're Nazi Germany that sounds whoever that is is the don daddy though he was evil he was like you had a hierarchy yeah are these still your boys or have a few switched up no a few of them are gone but the real ones are still about what happened to ones that are gone just gone prison and shit not from where he's from nah it sounds like if they're fucking locking up a b like that you never know who else they were locking up but i wasn't a b i was alfie bottle then yeah shit alfie shit man Alfie's a tough name you know do you think that's alright nah nah nah like is this tough it's tough to work yeah it's tough to sound cool being called Alfie like name one cool guy called Alfie yeah I don't hate it though nah it's not an offensive name but I've just never looked at somebody and gone like damn like that's an inspiration and they turn out to be called Alfie it definitely makes you sound like a kid a bit yeah it's a younger name but when you're older you know you might be the biggest Alfie Alfie Butler number one this is what I mean but I'm in front of Alfie Days as well Alfie Days had to be part of Alfie oh yeah this is actually true why is there no Alfies oh dear fuck this is actually kind of crazy how am I above Alfie Days as well nah I think now you are though yeah why yeah you don't have a four you might want to go so the most famous is Alfie Hour what's my birthday oh they got it right go back go back third one along that's thingy from oh that's um I forgot his fucking name in the show 38 they call him what they call him that's what I'm trying to think of what they call him they chop his knob off what's the name they call him piss or something no it's not stink it's a what is fuck yeah because he gets his knob chopped off it's not with an R doesn't it reek reek yeah it's reek poor reek hey Alfie Allen we're up would you yeah you might actually be the most the most famous Donnie there you know good for you good for you because Alfie yeah I mean you could just go in there What about Callum?

31:57Chip:You got Callum You got Callum Turner You got the lot You got so many Callum Turner What's that? Never heard of Callum Turner Really? No Right should we see You'll be quite high up I think bro Who the fuck is that? Wait did you just type in Alfie last time? Yeah And Alfie came up first Okay Who the fuck is Callum Turner? So yeah they're second It's got a bunch of people That should have been ahead of you though Is he with Dua Lipa? Who? Yeah Callum Turner Yeah he is Yeah yeah yeah yeah he deserves that spot then oh you're not Callum Wilson wait so I'm not in the top 100 right now thing is I think you'll just be in there you'll be under a different name oh do you reckon right if it type Cal Freezy and see if it just pops up Cal Freezy Cal Freezy it's an interesting pick Scorpio you know look I like the jawline's going nuts what always does yeah I love that pick yo why are they so zoomed in thank god there ain't being the latest one let me put that out there right now um chip where are you wait what number am i for uh oh just in terms of most popular 2981 just the people in the world most popular yeah i think that's pretty mad in terms of famous birthdays i'm in the top 3k oh chip you're just on me bro that fucking picture is terrible man jesus yeah i'm ugly when i am an ugly son of a bitch what was it what was a ab alfie bottle where was he ranking yeah what am I at Alfie Bottle you're like 1500 no or 1000 something no I can't be that nah you will be really high it's all about like there you go searching yourself searching your name bodybuilder as well TikTok star bodybuilder it makes sense makes sense let's have a look at someone like Starsight or Arthur look at Arthur I reckon them two are quite high aren't they because of their fan base for all the girls out there I'm a Leo get over it what oh alright let's do a bit of Starsight and shit right now I was chatting to this girl recently about this.

33:47Chip:1.1. What the hell? Go and type in traits of a Leo male. It's bad. It's like very arrogant. What a good looking block he is. But this girl I speak to recently, she asked what time I was born. Naturally. You're a rising moon. Yeah, so if you know your thing, there's apps where you put all this stuff in. Yeah. And then it gives you a really detailed... No, but she... Oh, no. it was like, I was like, oh, this is fucking bollocks. But I told her what time I was born. And then she was like, oh, I'm just reading pages and pages. And she started asking me questions that were like so specific about my childhood.

34:24What the fuck? what the fuck?

34:26Chip:She's a witch. Burner. Okay. So here are the positive traits about you. You're confident and charismatic. Leo men possess a natural magnetism and self-assurance that draws others to them. Would you say you're confident and charismatic? Charismatic means riz. So yeah. Tick. confident I wouldn't say I'm that confident generous and warm hearted yeah I paid for dinner last night he actually did he just pulled out the counter and went you know what I'll pay for this did you like sticks and sushi? yeah it's banging well I just got like the chicken meatball and all that shit fair enough loyal would you say you're loyal are you fiercely loyal to friends, family and romantic partners?

35:08yeah I'd say I'm a loyal guy you ever cheated on anybody? no you gotta have a relationship to do that bro have you ever had a girlfriend

35:14Chip:not like a proper proper really locked off one there damn your first one's gonna go crazy damn oh you know what I see I just had a vision of you what of the breakup nah not of the breakup you're gonna be one of them guys that gets into a relationship and then you're there like sack off everything else sack off everything else and you go into like this deep pit of hell that's the plan well you gotta get your money up in order to do that I'm looking to just meet a gal and like block you man on water nah you just go see me in the fucking Bahamas nah don't do that This girl is my everything. Yeah.

35:47Chip:That's like chips, TikTok right now. Don't do that. Egotistical. Yeah. These are the, so here are the, here are the negatives about being a Leo. Self-centered. Yeah. Need for attention and validation. You definitely have that. Yeah. Yesterday would think. I'm actually not having this. Nah, you would agree in it. We saw that. No, no. If we were a normal motive, there's no way I'm acting anything like that. Yeah. yeah. You would have done the boys. There's cameras there. which backs up the point because the cameras give you the attention and validation don't spoil the videos now we are yeah we all like a bit of attention and validation we love some screen time the whole thing is clicks and people watching liking and comments we thrive on that alright would you say well I mean again after yesterday definitely possessive fucking hell lads you make of yourself mental

36:39I don't think the amount of joy been treated like royalty and fucking hell. Yeah, star signs are bollocks.

36:46Chip:I've been saying. Oh, wait, wait. What's this next one? They are likely to shower their partners with gifts and gestures of love. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think you're going to be one of those guys. Yeah. You hear that, girls? You want that Birkin? Shout out to me. I get a whack on... What star sign are you? Cancer. All right. Well, that's all that needs to be said on that one, I reckon. It sounds bad, doesn't it? This is actually a good little segment. Traits of a cancer male. This could genuinely just be like messed up genetics. Being a gyno, number one. Highly perceptive, highly perceptive, and can easily pick up on the emotions and atmospheres around them, often sensing what others might overlook.

37:28I hear that for you. 100 % I hear that for me. Really? Yeah, yeah. I feel like he's got no clue about how anyone's feeling in the room. No, I understand what you're on, always. Yeah, I think he does. I just don't You asked me if I'm alright Like 10 times Yeah but that's because Perfectly fine Nah that's because I care about you Yeah No I know That's because he's sensing

37:45Chip:That something's not alright But he's wrong Nah Something is alright Nah Really I was a deep There was a deep underlying issue bro You just don't know it yet Oh shit You're not gaslighted Me into thinking I'm depressed You're not depressed You're just fucking This is This is what You know what it is You're stuck at this part In your life Where you have a big decision To make And that's moving to London but when do you do it? I thought I thought you were not trusting me out much there nah chill out chill out just relax don't get worked up talking to people when they're talking that's a sign of having to get your point across because you're worried I'm getting my point across too well chill out bro just be ghastly didn't he I was a fucked up guy you're fucked all the heck oh shit alright chill let's see what the oh reserved and mysterious Well, that's definitely not true.

38:38Chip:That's not the case. Creative and imaginative. Strong memory also. I don't really have a strong memory. Sensitive to criticism, 100%. Yeah, that's true. Like, when people say my shit ain't good, I'm like, nah, you know what? Your fucking shit's whack and you fell off about fucking 10 years ago, you little fucking muppet. Look at what I'm doing. But I'm not very big on just like, this is all bollock, but they always do like... It's because... Give me mine. Many of them can land, can't it? It can land for everything. I mean, like, Jeffrey Dahmer's going to be... overly emotional I don't mean everyone else is like him yeah exactly like yeah yeah you're Scorpio yeah yeah yeah yeah how come all the other ones got a little intensity loyalty determination I back intensity and determination what about loyalty bro I've been loyal to you for a long enough no I've been loyal to you for far too long bro I should have been long gone too loyal passionate yeah yeah passionate these all we'll just throw around look how many words are here I actually think you're probably a bit of a passionate lover bro nah I'm at the opposite like I can imagine you like just gripping up triple big like this tonight it's gonna be fucking massive

39:51you're not fucking ready for this one darling what are you doing?

39:55Chip:what are you doing? what are you fucking fucking movie what's too many Batman videos

40:07Chip:strategic thinker yeah sure yeah yeah i would definitely say so um possessive yeah yeah and jealous as well yeah yeah i get jealous for sure you were jealous of my fucking flow negative he doesn't nah nah this guy fucking hates everything bro no that's not true I don't think anything good in life. He goes, yeah, fucking for kids. No, it's just because I don't like your animated shit. You don't like Breaking Bad. You don't like Marvel. You don't like Star Wars. I do like not liking Marvel and Star Wars. You don't like anything that takes a little bit of imagination. That can't be real. No, that's how you told you.

40:51Chip:I would, I would happily live the rest of my life. Only watching documentaries. Yeah. You're a little dot guy. It's too fair. I said yesterday was like the best shoot I've ever been on. You just fucked up. He just laughs like where's Calgon? All right. What are these? Some school stories? Stinker or Banger? Which one do you want? Do you want to do? What are they, bro? You've just... This Stinker or Banger segment. It's an Instagram page called... It's an Instagram page called Could Be The Move, which I found, which give like... It's like people giving certain situations or scenarios and say, could this be the move?

41:28Could this be a stinker? Is it the could be the move TikTok? Yeah, have you seen it as well? You've seen it with the guys who are always like, could be the move. Playing golf with the buddies. Sun's out. Six pack. Could be the move.

41:41Chip:Oh, I haven't seen that. You will like it. You will have seen it. Have you seen this? It's a lot better than how I did it. It's good. I've picked out some good ones. At the restaurant. Okay, okay. Here we go. At a restaurant showing the roster on the menu. customers thinking how the boys are going to perform today. I don't know. It could be the move. Yeah, I like it. I don't mind that. You know what it is? I think they need to hear the original TikTok as well. Yeah, he does it in a good way. No, I get it. I get it. Then you can hear it in the voice. Give it a move. Yeah, no, I get it though. Don't worry about that.

42:12I bet that. Just looking at all the boys. Do I want to see the squad in the kitchen? That's a good five aside. No, I don't. If they look mad like greasy and unhygienic, I'm going to, it's like when I go to Subway, if the workers not looking up to scratch, so not making myself nah but I think what the thing is is like having them on the menu so you can see for yourself nah I'd rather just eat not knowing not knowing because they're like yo just let you know these are the five guys cooking up your food they're so confident they put their fucking face in the menu

42:39Chip:yeah they're going down with this shit if it's shit they're going down with it they put their reputation in line and their image I like the fact that the chefs are on the menu alright what you got next what was I say reverse Irish goodbye slip into your boy's crib on an house post up on the couch with a brood till your boy realises you're there nice sort of surprise gets the energy up and sets the tone for a great night Irish hello could be the move I like that what waking up there's a lot of times in my day where I would not want my boy to just rock up in my car 90 % of the day I don't want anyone to rock up you wake up you just go into the living room your boy's there with a fucking cup of tea like you alright bro no he's got a beer just like alright time to day drink yeah I'm not on that You know what It would have to be This has got to be reserved For Fridays only Yeah it'd have to be A good day You can't be doing this On a Tuesday You'd have to play it right Like you'd have to be In a good mood Like if you catch you In the right mood I wake up and I see you On my couch I'm like yeah Fuck it bro Let's drink again I'm sorry but if you Lived alone And it was like A Thursday or Friday And you came out Your room right And your boy was just There with a beer Like I'd be getting Fucking hyped Yeah if you live On your own it's perfect I'd be like let's fucking go But then if it's you And your missus Coming out to make breakfast and chips just laid there in his boxes and a beer I'd be furious you alright guys or truffle pick you log into the playstation I got a wifi what else we got the grotto is pretty like intimate it's kind of like when there's two men on the sofa it's like mad tight so are you moving out of the grotto then is that official nah I'm keeping it yeah but I might move London I don't know because I had like loads of videos doing London I was like oh I have to move here and then I've not been down for like three weeks I don't need to it's so cheap though for you yeah that it's probably worth keeping.

44:23No, we'll keep it, yeah. It's just figuring out. It's just great value. I don't know. We'll figure it out. If I have more to do in London, then I'll move here. Come on, bro. Third host. People have been shouting it.

44:35Chip:We didn't get the contracts. We need to go into negotiations. We keep asking. You keep just putting off going now. I think. Now we need to come with a contract negotiation, bro. Yeah, we do. We need to open negotiations on FM. We need to figure out terms. Fucking hell. Salon clause. I think one year plus one. Yeah. It's like, you know, just test the waters. Yeah, I want shares. Fuck. I want to go into Miami shit. God damn. That David Beckham shit. He wants the shares. Yeah, this guy thinks he's fucking. This guy's lost his mind. This guy's out of his depth here. I want some piece of fellas. I love that.

45:11Chip:Some people just go, yeah, I just want some shares. What does that mean? I could get you a share if you want, bro. I can get you one share. You want two shares. I can get him two shares This guy's done a lot for us We're gonna give you Five shares bro Five shares just for you I'm sold Alright We dilute the shit Out of them a while ago Five big Big shares Big shares Big ones That ones are bigger than the rest Give me the main ones All the main Like the middle ones I actually think I actually think When this episode comes out People are gonna think It was like one of the best We've done in the fucking ages Really?

45:46This one This pod Was generational To be fair Every podcast I've ever done And I've walked off thinking, oh shit. And I'll watch it back and I'm like, oh zingers. Nah, but this one was a banger. Wait, this one, we're not halfway through. Yeah, I'll tell you the one way to ruin it is halfway through. By the way, this one's actually been... Nah, nah, nah. It could fall off now. The beginning of this shit just fucking was generational. It's chemistry, innit? I guess, bro. It's just three fucking goon addicts just going out. Yeah, stop talking about how good the pod is and get off with the pod. You know what?

46:15I love you, boys. Yeah, love you too.

46:18Chip:You know what? Let me just say, sorry before this pod, sometimes I'm always thinking about, ah, can't really be asked, but I was actually excited for this one today. I was in my meeting and I was just thinking, I'm looking forward to this wrapping up and me getting on with the pod. Cause when it's on three, it's just fuck. We can talk about anything. Just fuck. Oh wait, I want to, I want to ask you cause I actually brought it up yesterday cause our tiny temper episode didn't do very well. Um, no fault of his or ours, but you said the reason why, because we want to know why don't people want it to us that is like that's such a sick guest but obviously wasn't because it didn't do well uh well i just think like when you were watching because you can actually speak from a fan's pov yeah yeah yeah well i think they always just want youtubers like even if it's like the 500th episode that fucking batch has been on that's going to bang more i just think they want to see the boys being natural kicking the shit yeah just guys being dudes i think that always bangs more also tiny temper is like i don't know what's your demographic age demographic because it's like your generation is 16 to 25 yes your maybe 30 like your guys's age is probably prime tiny temper yeah demographic probably like just missed on your so were you a tiny temper guy or not i listened to like the main but you weren't like but like yeah i wasn't like yes it wasn't my main shit yeah it's like my first ipod but then sometimes we get people like ramsdale on yeah and when we got ramsdale on that that's obviously not one of the boys but I think because it's football yeah it doesn't matter right yeah football's different it's not it's not only get the boys on it's just like I feel like they've got to be somewhat in this realm or just massive yeah yeah yeah but yeah still good to mix it up we need to get Archie Gray on actually Archie Gray you need to fucking give me a date right now I'm looking down the line AB will come and keep you company for that one oh yeah yeah you like Archie Gray don't you yeah and every day I wave it as grandad Leeds legend yeah wait what do you mean by that because I live in the same village oh so you actually see his granddad his granddad will walk by oh nothing bro damn does he know you or does he just think there's this kid that waves at me every day nah I met him in the pub like the day I moved into the grotto and I think I told him I wasn't I think I don't know maybe Archie's like I don't know maybe fucking maybe maybe he told him about you he goes up to something in that whip you know damn drug dealer in our YouTube it's one of them checkin' football there's just goon as well oh my no thanks bro why have we got room back to that actually just no because you know have you ever really thought about like top tier celebs top tier celebs just like proper goon addict of course they do yeah but it's like probably in big what like away to Real Madrid and they catch you know what I mean like yeah I think footballers aren't on goon and I think they're just like has Messi and Ronaldo ever just gone for a fucking week and just smashing them I feel like I don't I can't I've never really thought about it like that before thinking about Messi gooning has ruined my whole mood tactical goon nah he's got that low centre of gravity bro probably the best goon ever fuck yeah I don't even know he could have that like human growth I reckon he could fucking probably get into a deep squat and goon he's that fucking that's certainly something you're bricked up thinking about it that's insane you want to talk this guy's the best gooner ever that was the goat gooner of all time oh yeah let us tell you

49:45Chip:we are doing uh fellow sperm racing oh yeah did you hear about that yeah i'm actually fucking like you're up for that listen every fucking fellas clip i've seen recently he's been fucking winding me up first one is like oh a beach defo got some fucked like eating disorder shit oh when we did them yeah first of all i get i get so many dms be like yeah you've definitely got this aphrid thing about like yeah i just want to reply like fuck off like i enjoy my life just eating what i eat like i never wake up we're just letting you know what you have no but i'm just like my life's so calm i just wake up and eat what i want nah i ain't i just eat the food i want to eat and people like nah you got this stop putting labels on shit i like i like fucking shit shut up to be fair like my diet's also shit yeah but like you know what i mean and look at me now fuck it really wound me up because the amount of people like bro you should actually go get this checked out by that I think it's quite checked out for like imposter and chicken nuggets fuck it's quite common that people have fucking shit nice also yeah you said who is it you said would beat my oh here we go right now we got the thing up right now so we got Nico beating you no way we had a fucking graphic what the fuck are we paying people to do here we've had actually a crazy graphic just deep it for a minute the fucking background is all sperm yeah that's actually sick that's cold Yeah, you guys are the...

51:05Alfie's cooked on this one. Fucking Alfie. Yeah, I just want to hear the thought process behind Nico beating me.

51:11Chip:Oh, Nico's like an athletic guy, man. So am I. Yeah, but we've realised you're not actually as fast as you said. You did not see me jump yesterday. Yeah, but I did. I have dunked on that as well. Anybody dunked on that. Yeah, but you're like 6 '3", bro. It wasn't dunk, I jumped over this mad shit, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, the windbreaker. But... No, I just think that's mental. I'm 21. I'm gooning like four times a day. The shit act, I've got a new batch in like every 20 minutes, just reloading it. I benched 140k. Extended mag. Strong donster down there. Extended mag and slight of hand. He's rubbing them double perks.

51:41Fuck's it, bro. And I'm just fucking like, come on, guys. That's crazy. Well me up.

51:46Chip:Yeah, I think Nick... You know what? There's a conversation to put you in like a different bracket, but yeah, no. KSI beats Arthur TV. Arthur TV's a horny guy. No, no, no. We had Arthur TV win it. Oh, no, we did have KSI. Sorry. Yeah, but KSI doesn't drink. Okay, that's a really good point. Yeah. So that's definitely keeping... Why is George Clark there? he beat well Danny Aaron's literally has a child yeah but I don't mean it's like rapid is it wait no we've got Danny Aaron's winning he's in the final oh yeah Danny beat George and then Big Star won it in the end because he swims in real life so like he's coached coached his on sperm alright so if you were to go if you were to take these and instead of sperm it's actual YouTuber content where are you getting to on this alright so we'll start top left now we're top left we're top left Kallax versus KSI KSI walks it KSI obviously then you got MiniMint or Arthur you might have to write these down by the way Stan what's it based on like content now or no just in terms of overall career no let's actually do it right now okay well right now let's do it right now because that makes it a lot easier right now I'd be more likely to watch what's Simon uploading I don't watch I'd be brought to watch an Arthur TV like horror vid maybe I play horror games on stream I'm watching a MiniMint card breaking video every day Fucking addicted, yeah.

53:03Yeah, probably offer TV on that, but if we're taking I think you've got to give it a mini minute on that one, bro. You reckon? I don't know what Simon been uploading recently. He is uploading. Second channel's always booming. If I could take it to account Sidemen, then he's fucking, he's gone, but like. No, we can't do Sidemen because this is going to be individual shit. Actually, he just had a child, so we'll get a mini minute. Who's next? Vicstar, Angry Ginge. Ginge is more about a streamer.

53:25Chip:Gotta give that to Ginge, right? Yeah, right now, gotta be Ginge. Just content. Content, content. No, just, yeah, sorry, yeah. YouTube Twitch, whatever you want to say. Ginge. Theo Baker Randolph. Oh, definitely Randolph bro. What? Pokerand going crazy. And Theo, it's got to be Randolph. Theo outside of like, when he does a big event, he's not up to much, is he? Nah, main channels in a grave at the minute. All right. All right. We'll go Randolph. KSR for TV. KSR. Yeah, you've got to do the other side first. Oh, wait, you put Miniminter as well, anyways. W2S versus Weller. Ooh. I mean it's got to be Weller because Harry just doesn't upload so yeah valid that's that and his and Weller's WWE Africa video was awesome that mud wrestling Bez and George Clark Bez is uploading the card breaking videos but I think you probably have to give it George Clark it's got to be George uploading some good videos like really good videos in the pipeline AB Nico Nico Watts Nico Watts Nico Watts Nico Watts yes absolutely arguably Nico Watts me just me just bopping about with this getting 400k views on a vlog lowkey more impressive than getting however that guy gets for pride yeah so Nico walks it Danny Ahrens versus Will and E I've got to give this Will and E like his second channel booming by the way Will and E lives in a different he's not part the fans are not the same yeah he's got his own niche you know we got him and James on the pod soon anyway so we'll chat about that alright cool then if we go KSI versus mini mentor.

54:59Chip:I think right now JJ is actually back on his shit. So we got to give that to JJ purely because he's locked back in right now. If this was done, like even it was good, except for the motherfucking slow-mos. Anyways, uh, underneath that we had ginger versus Randolph. You got to give that ginger. Ginger's on a run at the minute. Uh, then back to the other side we've got Weller versus Clarky Clarky

55:29This is a tough matchup I know the videos he's got coming out that we've done and it's like I think he's probably got some videos that could be like vid of the year Joe's like mud one No I know but like I just feel like the ones we did with George is like actually The ones coming up they're fucking sick That could be like an old timer you know what I mean But they're not out yet They're not Yeah

55:51Chip:I think you give it Oh shit Also Joe does have Waffling I mean like George is just like Always active in Others vids as well But like I'll give it Alright we'll give it to Clark We'll give it to Clark for now That's a tough one though Yeah Then we've got Nico versus Will and E Fuck That is so Nah this is a big match up Early doors Nico just drops like What people are saying Yeah I've not watched it I don't know why I've seen that Yeah like oh mate this is actually i'm actually just gonna go look at their second channels you know it's hard to do yeah because the main channel they both kind of upload that when they can i think fuck it might be it might be a nico i think it's gonna be nico are you going based on views nah just like the type of videos too to be fair there are a lot of studio ones but even then like it's quite a lot of effort i think even going like even it being a toss-up with nico that's pretty it's a big compliment that is yeah I think you gotta give it Nick although Will and he is doing his thing this should have been a final just know Will I fucking fought for you bro you didn't you didn't you literally rolled over rolled over it's not a fucking and what's the final we've got Ginge versus KSI now I think you're gonna have to give this to Ginge yeah yeah but JJ is also cooking up a store right now but you know what it's too early though Ginge is cooking up No, Ginge is doing a lot like good shit right now.

57:18He's got RPs, just live streams. Baller League. Baller League. Just fucking anything big going on, Ginge is there. Yeah, he's going to get smoked.

57:27Chip:All right, Ginge through to the final, takes down KSI. That's a big one. Clarky, Nico. And then Clarky versus Nico, right? Nico goes into the final one. Then we have Ginge versus Nico. This is actually a monster final. This is crazy. It's so hard to compare, isn't it? They're so different. Yeah, they are. They are so different. I'm leaning towards Ginge just because I think what he's doing right now is crazy how he's doing so much whereas Nico is smashes it every year this isn't Nico's best year bro I don't know I don't think you're dialed into that second channel then bro nah I don't watch his second channel to be fair but I do know that it is flying but it's hard to yeah you know what because in terms of views like he's getting 2 mil I'd be more entertained by Ginge but to be fair I mainly watch Ginge on like TikTok clips from streams.

58:13That's where I mainly... This is impressive. It's fucking sick, but Ginge is the biggest UK streamer. All right, let's give it to Ginge. Which is like... All right, let's give it

58:23Chip:fucking Angry Ginge. As of... What date is it today? The 31st of July. You are currently the king of YouTube content. Well, actually, by the way, just so you know, that is just... Not YouTube. That's just... Content create. I'm not gonna lie, you didn't actually give me a chance to start with Nico there. Yeah, you were kind of cut. Not even... But also, this is just from our sperm racing. There's probably loads of content creators in there that probably should be in there. So I'm not sure how legit that list is. We just fucking Oden winged it. Yeah. All right, let's move on to the next bit. We're done with Could Be The Move now.

58:57I was enjoying Could Be The Move. Yeah, we can come back to that.

59:01Chip:Crazy school stories. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on, AB, read this one out. Yeah, go on. Fuck, I've actually got to read. My English teacher in the 11th grade was sleeping with the whole girls' basketball team. in exchange for straight A's. I actually failed English that year, but when that made the news, my school said I didn't have to go anymore because he wasn't doing the grading properly. Everyone who had his class got a B. What the fuck? That sounds like an American. Wait, so he was shagging the basketball team, so they would get A's. He'd give them an A if they shag, and then they got B's.

59:33Yeah, but because they found out, he had to give the rest of the class B's. Oh, fuck.

59:40Chip:would you get ports by a teacher for a B? oh there's probably physics older than would I get port? yeah no you gotta get ports by your physics teacher for a B nah do it for an A no I'd have done it for a B mate I flunk that shit I was like I was in my fucking GCC's being like I'll happily just fail all this and I'm gonna be a joiner really? was that the plan? it wasn't the plan but I was like fuck it I'll just get a jack run what did you have a van and just fix kitchens. So wait, what was your, what did you get at GCSEs? Did you mess up? I got four GCSEs. Yeah, which are? English language. Yeah.

1:00:16English literature. Yeah. Photography. Holy shit. And I cannot believe that. Go show his camera roll and got GCSE. Oh no, bro. You get set like a month long, like project, like urban photography. And I'd literally leave it till the deadline, walk to school. And like every day, I just have the same photos because obviously I've taken it on the walk to school. Do the same thing every time, black and white, and then just color in like a post box, and I'd be just fucking got through. What was my other one? That is so shit. That's good, you know. I failed drama and did lighting. So I don't even know I failed that one.

1:00:52How do you fail drama? You did lighting. I signed up to do drama, and then I was like, I've not got the ball, so I cheat fucking act. So I'll do it on the lighting decks, and then somehow fucking failed it. My mood board was off or something. I'm not going to lie. There was a performance going on, and I was like I was really locked in I had a fucking sound guy and I was like yep and then spotlight yeah and then I put like the light a little bit too bright and the teacher went oh and she put it brighter and then another teacher went nah like she was trying to help me out and I was like she's just fucking sabotaged my whole shit so maybe that's why I failed shit I did get four though I can't remember what the other one was RS religious studies nah really philosophical I actually failed that philosophical but I was in class just going this is bollocks

1:01:35Chip:so wait were you you were gonna go to uni then nah uni was never on the cards oh maybe I go to the shit leads one just to like have it large and go out but nah it wasn't me it wasn't my calling warehouse is where you were at I honestly just thought I wanna get a really easy job and then just fucking send something in the warehouse what were you doing listening to fellas packing bolts bolts yeah that I remember you saying weird shit fixings together that hold pipes and that there's a lot of lift in there that's probably why I got like wham it's like I was just deadlifting all day yeah basically it was just like massive pipes and fucking how much are you getting paid?

1:02:10900 quid a month for for part time? yeah well I'd work half eight till one every day and then I'd go gym oh that's and then I'd do a little social media soap bottle thing and then get an extra 200 oh yeah shit little 1.1 yeah that was cooking take home what were you spending the cash on? back then fucking like JD Sports like air forces weed fucking FIFA points really I was investing bro I was actually mad into crypto at that point as well oh no I had 200 quid in Ethereum and I was like fuck this is my fucking way out this way out and then when NFTs came about I was like I'd take photos and put it on my story on Snapchat of like me like browsing NFTs no way there was one called like boxing bullies or something and it was like it was like it was like a grand and I was like, I'd put that like board at work in a photo of an NFT, like just observing the charts.

1:03:10Was it boxing? Oh no, boxing bullies might actually be Jake Paul's anti-boxing thing, yeah. It was, I don't know what it was. It was like the most niche. I was trying to find my own Bitcoin, you know what I mean?

1:03:23Chip:That is so funny. You know what? You talking about that crypto, that explains sort of, that's definitely the situation that a lot of guys get into with those trading that trading shit too yeah you see all the um YouTubers and stuff uh not YouTubers sorry streamers promoting these trading platforms yeah they get suckered in because they're like oh I'm gonna make a fucking bag put like 500 quid in or whatever it is well I'll get DMs from like uh followers and they'll be like oh we should work together bro and I go on their account and it's them just like taking photos of random graphs and stuff and they're like 16 I'm like bro yeah work at Asda you'll get more money oh I also got on this thing called like CCN it was like Crep Chief Notifier or something it.

1:04:03Oh, and it would literally, I thought this was actually like more likely to make money. It was basically you get like a notification a second as a mad deal on. And I just downloaded the app and I was like, fuck this air fryers are better cheap right now. So I bought four air fryers, spent 400 quid. They're all a hundred quid each and they resell for 300 each and they just didn't. So I was just had bare air fryers and just took a fat loss. I was like, I said, you like to my family and I want to please take it off. Do you want an air prize? I was like, please, it's a ninja one. It's got two fucking trays.

1:04:37But I was like, that could have been gone somewhere. How did you fail to sell them though? Surely they could. I think I just, I don't know. I'm just fucking stupid. I was also got the KSI Prime, like the bundle with the bandana to resell. I also got the Stranger Things Funko Pops and Stranger Things backpacks. I was like, I'm going to flip these. I actually made like a little 50 quid on there.

1:04:58Chip:Really? Yeah. and where would you sell them on ebay yeah yeah i just get my mom to post them give her a little two quid commission that's what you're saying it sums up that could have gone somewhere there because that uh chief notifier that was originally for shoes yeah yeah but it just became everything yeah because discord and it would be like it is quite good people definitely make a shit ton on it yeah if it's done properly yeah i think you you do go on i think it's mad all the different ways that you should have you ever had like different ways you would try and make make them little side hustles for you they're like this is my way out baby i did just always think like i've got to try he's been doing youtube i've got to try like not enter the matrix before i do i could go and know i tried you know i mean yeah i've got to try and make my own money passive income i was actually like you kept hearing that word in the wealth porn yeah i was actually like you know what once i'm a big reseller i'm just gonna move to bali like that was the plan i was like looking at fucking gaffes in bali like yeah this one's mine glad i didn't go now because molly may sister slagged off the whole fucking country sound shit now wait molly oh molly may sister yeah i saw that what a niche bit of info she went on and she was there like yeah that place a dump what bali yeah i've never been there's like there's obviously certain places in bali where you go and it's like going to the zanti strip like that's fine but there's places in bali that are actually unreal and so nice to go to so i don't know what she unless she was being like toured around all the shit gas and also would i go there you kind of go there for like a different type of ibiza that's what it is but there is parts of those islands where you could go and it's just like it's a nature and it's nice but what are you doing i I don't really know.

1:06:47I might be going IB for next month. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Have you ever been? No. Oh, enjoy. I don't know if it's been seen, but...

1:06:54Chip:It's so expensive. Fuck me. Who are you going with? Match tag. There's a DJ called Josh Baker, if you know who that is. He's like one of the biggest house DJs, but he wants me to go IB with him and his daddy wellness guy, who's... Daddy wellness? He's popping. I know, yeah. Yeah, I know. See you, see you. Come on. What? He's like... Wait, Danny or Daddy? His whole thing's like popping snus and that, And he's like, see, he like, Oh, he's jokes. That's funny. So what you're going, you're going over Lincoln with him in Miami in August. Okay. Sick. Is this guy? Is he American? Yeah. Yeah. American.

1:07:30Oh, right. It's all just about like, it's like, we'll go on a massive two week bender and then he locks in, in the gym and then like, he reloads a bender.

1:07:38Chip:Oh, good. Yeah. I like the type of life I'm trying to live with 1.5 mil likes. you can't hear it can you but where is it this one yeah I mean you can't hear it but it's all just about him finding a lip or like found one on a random bonnet of a car and he'll flick it up into his mouth and shit that's him going seep but that could be a little motive yeah that would be class and so are both these other lads American Josh Baker's not he's from the UK right but yeah Daddy Wellness is American and then Mash Tag might come apparently sick we'll see what goes on Ibiza's good fun man you'll have a good time there yeah just avoiding women isn't it yeah I mean you can you can do that but you're going with a DJ I imagine you're going to be I'll be behind the decks yeah you'll be with all the hurt yeah I've burnt that on man why'd you put your fucking hand on your knob as well you live in the glory days it's in the pocket room what oh holding the belly yeah it's so comfy isn't it nah it's kind of nurturing it's sharp when I do that it cuts my hand why is that go on say it say it bro why is it no because you're just going to say I'm a Leo it's fucking Leo just say that oh no get the Leo out here fucking Leo alright let me read another one here one year in exams they were trying to add a new method to prevent cheating where a man from the administration comes to every class before every exam and collects students phones while sticking a sticker with a number on each phone and giving the same sticker to the student so he can get his phone after school without anyone taking someone else's phone that looks like it or anything similar.

1:09:15Chip:This was working at first and then, I was working at first and a bit preventing cheating until one day, some guy sneaked into our high school and came as the man who collects the phones. While he wasn't, he stole the whole school's phones and went. Nah. That's genius. Yeah. I wonder if he got caught. He would have been so up. Oh my God. What is he getting? like a hundred different phones the whole school he could have like you reckon the original guy was in on it maybe you had to know that they were doing that in the school so he has to know yeah fresh out of school maybe is that I'm gonna do this inside job did you ever have like people at school who just went in the PE changing rooms and would just like nick everyone's phones no is that a thing I never got my phone nicked but I know people were just like walking by the second PE would start they'd go back and change rooms oh yeah put it in their bag I had a hoodie stolen like that yeah I was just like oh it's just fucking long people used to take the change out of your pocket if you were going like shops afterwards you'd take your change out make you money and then yeah they'd be they had like five quid how the fuck you got that we had fingerprints we had that as well you guys are up we just had a lady writing it down on a book the meta at my school was oh miss can I get this rock bun with a bit of chocolate and they banged and then everyone would just have one already in their blazer pocket two for one so just steal one yeah yeah fine alright Chip next one it's not really that good of him where is it in high school there was a little scandal involving the teachers and a teachers club called the hot tub club that's suspicious faculty members that had hot tubs would host a weekly hot tub party with other hot tub owners turns out they were all getting wasted and having a swinging pie every Wednesday somebody's spouse found out about it and there was a huge exodus of exodus exodus of hot tub teachers my senior year wait so they all just got swinging party so everyone was just porking each other all the teachers were good had a hot tub I knew that staff room got weird yeah I always wondered you know so at school you I always looked at the teacher and I felt like they were like the most professional like all this but now looking back like the teachers they'll be bitching about those kids like no doubt like look at this fucking little idiot he can't get a thing he's doing my fucking editing this the next generation of teachers are just like they'll be doom scrolling and shit they'll just be like these kids are fucking I don't even know some fuck yeah alright guys so we're gonna do five minutes of scrolling and then we're going to do some mass questions and then we'll do another five minutes of scrolling I tell you what used to weird me out like when a teacher came in pregnant I'd be like eww you had sex did you never think that then like I'd think like oh she's been hit raw all lesson I'd be like fuck what are you just no I wouldn't break I'd be like what no way couldn't imagine it yeah that's so true you man on that nah I was imagining it why you always gotta kill the vibe man we were just we all kind of agreed not to say it alright go on what's a shot of text oh yeah oh fuck oh here we go it's been a while so here are some of the best from recent times alright go on someone on all day heavy pack menu and cues to flavor full bills today no excuses people bank fucked nan's dead bird spent me wages not asked pay me oh no i hate to see it nan's dead he's at me wages thanks for nan dead burn spent for fuck's sake here we go go on AB oh I couldn't even read that I'm back everybody I'm back everybody drops as usual sorry for inconvenience drops and Thailand fridge magnets for you loyal ones why are they always giving away mad stuff they think they're entrepreneurs and he's like oh a Thailand fridge magnet I'll tell you what there was a plug near me and he did an easter egg hunt over Easter and he had these he had these little plastic balls and no weed in them and he put like little clues on his story all day and like I remember people after school were like what the fuck's a week it was like a sick idea he's really good he's busy he's locked up now free him up but like that's insane they'd be like hanging from it we found one once it's like Pokemon Go but for for Stardog what's this shot of text oh do we need to have our headphones on oh yeah actually yeah but yeah this is funny alright so read out first alright go on Chip alright Bolivian Flake about Talk to me.

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1:14:13Chip:Well, that's an undercover fair, isn't it? Hello, I've got 10 out 10. It's just AI voice, isn't it? Terry Tibbs. He's trying to get them. Terry Tibbs. That doesn't even sound like a plug. It's got to be like, it's got to be like, free up back. Or do you think he's doing it as a laugh? like he calls himself Terry Tibbs and now he's made like a character all around Terry Tibbs that would be a good idea that would be brilliant because it wouldn't be intimidating for people to pick up on Terry Tibbs I'm not going to get it wrong and then they rock up and just bang AB is a fucking dealer literally just making some chicken dippers give me 20 minutes yeah no stress mate just give me a text from your five minutes enjoy the dippers haha no worries haha cheers just the dippers it's nice when they talk to you like the mate on a human level yeah it's like when you message them on Christmas it's like you were about and they're like bro I'm opening crackers for my family and I'm like oh fuck yeah you actually got a family alright here we go dealer says five minutes and then the other person goes I'm outside Sainsbury's and the dealer goes you're gorgeous ain't you haha kiss kiss and then she goes um thanks haha and he goes you still want that ounce can discount if you want to suck me haha jokes

1:15:28that's terrible nah he's put the jobs like so he thinks it's covering him being a weirdo that's the same vibe

1:15:35Chip:as going oh my mate took my phone sorry yeah same Joe even has a separate message like in the same message nah I am joking but like go on AB online delivering get your orders in just letting everyone just letting everyone know I lost a substantial amount of money on the better 365 five up last night brackets roulette little bit of blackjack face palm emoji so if everyone could order today so I can go again tomorrow I'd appreciate it besides that happy Sunday deals available yeah you know what you've got to respect he's locked into fucking GTA Casino I rate it so it reminds me of when Batchelor's addicted to GTA Casino and he'd wake up at 7am every morning so he could get on and fucking the horse racing the horse racing is the worst part this is at my new have I spoken about my gambling issue on here they're the football cards yeah you have i'm a sports collector now um i want to do i want to get randolph on because i want to talk about it like proper with him but i'm going to start getting on so is what ethan's been uploading is that the same shit you're doing uh yeah but he's been uploading like some non-football stuff i only care about football why what don't football stuff no but yesterday i had to prove to myself i could not go on the app i'm not going to say what the app is because free promo free promo i had to i had to literally consciously think i'm not going on the app today that's how bad it's got that's how i know i'm in the trenches what's bazinga opening that's not football uh sometimes you'd be doing like f1 oh and stuff like that shit but the problem is with the f1 packs you get f2 drivers that would just set my head west oh yeah yeah like who in the fuck is this um do you watch movies yeah i he like i'll say that i've i forgot what a film it was you're on about a film oh yeah the new Batman like the one with Robert not like new now but Robert Pattinson yeah you're on about that and I was like oh yeah I've seen it you were like really?

1:17:27you don't watch films though yeah but it's not that fun to talk about is it? I've seen that like five times that's like one of my favourite yeah same I think it's because you don't go to cinema you watch films you just don't go to cinema yeah wait till it come out on Netflix and I'll give it a watch I love a little everyman cinema experience I might even go tonight I can help rank a fair few of these Alright, what should we do a little ranking ranking for Nolan film? I'm gonna get a bit of fucking hate for some of the actually I can't

1:17:50Chip:Well, let's get your ranking and rank those ones and then we'll do me and cheers I've just realized I've only seen the Batman Oh, you haven't seen Inception or Interstellar or Oppenheimer? No, I've seen Interception, but when I was really young Interception I watched Inception when I was like seven So I was literally like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, Interstellar I put on on the plane and fell asleep But I've seen it all on TikTok I've seen it No! Yeah You need to go and watch that. I know. So what you're saying is these are actually, so they're putting all the Nolan films in IMAX cinemas. Yeah.

1:18:22One of the best ones isn't that. Which one? The Prestige.

1:18:25Chip:Did he do The Prestige? Yes. I just, I did double check to it as well. Really? I don't know. Damn. To be fair, it's not, oh mate, that was such a good movie. Bro, it is a great movie. I think that's in his top five for sure. Maybe, maybe, maybe higher. Maybe top three. What's your Batman order on that? That's the only one On that one? Well, the Dark Knight is the best one. You reckon? Yeah. I used to toss it between that and Dark Knight Rises for me. Nah, Dark Knight Rises is good. I'd probably go Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises, Batman Begins. Yeah. I loved them all though. I actually watched Batman Begins not long ago and thought it was like way better than I remembered.

1:19:02Yeah. It's actually sick. He's with Liam Neeson learning how to fucking... Tenet was too jarring to watching the cinema.

1:19:07Chip:Tenet's at the bottom for me. I just, loads of people say that like, oh, it is actually really good, but I just don't get it. Oh, I've seen Dunkirk. That's a great movie. It's a really good film. I just had an annoying experience. How's your top three in Rankham as well? Me? Nah, because Chip's seen these ones. When Open Armour came out, it fucking gassed me so much I had it really high up but over time, I still, if I'm going to go back and watch movies, I'm watching Insta fucking once a year at least. Inception is really good but I don't know if I'd fight a second. Honestly, I'll put the prestige or the Dark Knight second and Interstellar first.

1:19:47So what's third? Third, I have a prestige or Dark Knight. I don't know. Fuck it. I'll do Interstellar, Prestige and Dark Knight. Okay. That's kind of crazy. I won't lie. I just really like to Prestige. I'm going. I think it's just Interstellar. Such an interesting concept. Oppenheimer.

1:20:03Chip:Inception. It's hard to do. Like they're all good goals. I've always watched any of that one over. They're all fucking bangers. Oh yeah. Really? Is that your favorite superhero? Yeah. like fucking did you like the new one then yeah I loved it it's a bit different it's fucking so cool so good that was like Jim Winterark as well yeah fucking locking in I listened to like the song emo shit something in the way the new one's in it's coming out in like 2027 yeah ages away banger though is that what's the villain in that one it's rumored to be Clayface I think Clayface I thought there was I think is Penguin more in this one well the Penguin he's in all of he's in everything I'm sorry I love the series I watched All on the Plane To and From America Have you seen the new Batman?

1:20:50Chip:I don't think I've seen the new Batman movie I've watched Penguin You might like the new Batman Because it's not like Superhero shit That's why DC's so clear of Marvel Wow And that's crazy Because Batman is actually like proper cool Yeah Batman is fucking sick Marvel's sick I watched all of the The Avengers recently but like it's just not even close to that they're like real yeah but we've got Spider-Man nitty gritty film yeah but Batman it's like fuck just carries DC it's just like a fucking Sigma fucking Lux Max loaded Lamborghini I own this place let me move them tables together ah yeah I remember that one it's just all of that shit it's just a little bit Christian not Christian I'm hearing you I'm hearing you but I'm not listening write that down alright AB yo the contract will be in your inbox shortly.

1:21:41Yeah, you guys might be seeing it. Here we go soon. Yeah. I don't know. I'll get my agent in touch. See what happens. Yeah, no, that'd be good. Personal terms yet. Not even my medical as well.

1:21:49Chip:Yeah, but with the transfer fees being agreed, we're just on personal terms now. I've not heard any numbers. You don't have an agent, bro. Nah. Trust me. You won't be. Trust me. This deal's as good as done. Let me tell you that. We've just got a couple more hurdles. A few salon clauses to talk about. Pornstein Bomber pending. Pornstein. Pornstein's inbound. Fuck. that's another thing people don't realize is that AB actually knows a bit about ball can't play it but he can watch it yeah because I never talk about it ever but I am like I'm always up to date with what's going on in the prem yeah I know enough we've got a bet a thousand pound bet oh shit what have we got Palmer gets more goal assists in the prem than Verts yeah that's a pretty solid bet it's going to be close no I think he's going to win yeah I'll win after watching Verts in preseason because I'm a bit locked in like that right now he looks fucking sick guys we're going to leave it there we'll see you all later goodbye good night and god bless