248. Sidemen BBQ Drama, George’s Strictly Curse & Chip’s Aussie Holiday…

8:25Chip:a little holiday you went away from Vic's holiday

8:26Cal:Vic's 30 if that was lovely Ali A was there and you know Lennon

8:31Chip:Lachlan Lachlan's birthday as well

8:33Cal:yeah it was Lachlan

8:34Chip:and Vic's 30 birthday shit what so did they just cut split the cost between you two and then no i paid my piece bro you pay your piece how much did how much did they charge you for that i haven't been charged yet but i know it'll be a lot what are you expected to come to the post

8:50Cal:don't know like 15k yeah that's that's not tough start selling the t-shirts and you know what's crazy i don't have 15k and i never have new overdraft starting up soon though what's number nine this is number 10 bro

9:07Chip:number 10 double digits maybe yeah but i cleared a lot of the other ones that's good man i'm happy for you that's uh 15k to go hang out with vixar and lachlan like a little bit of a crazy one but

9:19Cal:you know what he was like it's my 30th i was like you know what you obviously really want me there

9:24Chip:bro get messaging when when you were there did you feel like you were meant to be there yeah i felt like because I'm not gonna lie I've seen the group pick obviously yeah you posted up like champions league final every but the way I was expecting a little banner at the front at one point and I just looked I said chips not suiting that energy there I'm a little bit of a different

9:42Cal:guy aren't I but I feel like I brought the right energy they were looking for a party and I was did you bring the party of course I brought the party I'll tell you what um those boys are a good laugh but I've been a very good time I've been a very good time I've never been on holiday with any of those guys really. So it was actually quite like a bit different for me. It was nice. Like playing poker with the boys. You just fanboying over a laser beam. Was that you? Literally. Literally was. Yeah, you like to do that. I love laser beam. I used to be a fan of it back in the day. Was that you flipping off this boat?

10:10Cal:That was not me.

10:11Chip:First of all, Chip, remember Chip doesn't do open water.

10:14Cal:I do now. I got into the water on my own and got in the little bob thing that goes underwater. Oh yeah, those are sick. Yeah, I was on. I'm proud of you. I think I've low-key like conquered the ocean now, you know like I can get in like no problem but I can get in where I'm like where I know it's like nice and like I'm near land if if you asked me to get in the ocean like and you couldn't see any

10:35Chip:land I'd be like fuck off oh what like just out in the middle of nowhere yeah and it's deep blue I'd be like yeah do one this bitch is kind of crazy actually look at you in the back where am I in the back yeah you know I was out there catching the ending yo yo yo shout out to all my people back at home. I lost Mary. That's so good. Oh, well, I'm glad you had fun. It looked fucking sick. I won't lie. Mykonos, by the way, is just a sick...

10:57Cal:The thing is, though, it was like drinking every day, nonstop, and I come back, I was looking at my belly like, whoa, that shit's fat. Probably gained two kilograms. Really? Which is a lot for me.

11:07Chip:That is. That's like 50 % of your body weight. Exactly.

11:10Cal:You know when you gain it, just a few people.

11:12Chip:Do you have any funny moments?

11:13Cal:Vic pulled up and just did a little set for you? That was sick. We didn't even go out in the last night. Everyone was... we went to out for dinner it was a really nice spot and then everyone was like a bit waved and we're like oh let's just go back we've got flights in the morning but Vic just pulled out the decks and did a DJ set and it lasted until like 3am and it started at like 10 what was it

11:32Chip:a kitchen vibe

11:33Cal:yeah no no no it wasn't a kitchen vibe it wasn't a kitchen vibe but like everyone was just on in such a good way because he was doing it outside yeah and we had this massive villa with a cool pool and stuff it was a little bit of a movie a little bit beyond my pay grade you know you waiting for that invoice to land no I was just like I didn't feel like I was like damn I shouldn't be here I should be in a fucking dingy little kitchen in Fallowfields Manchester shooting this shit with some fucking bloke that won the lottery and pissed it off the wall now he's working back on a scaph again that's what I should be doing you know what I love reading I love reading about lottery winners what just fucking their life up oh did you see the video not in like a like haha look at you but I find it interesting how you can win the lottery and fuck your life up.

12:18Cal:People aren't ready for that amount of money, you know. It's hard to know what to do with it if you've not been taught or you've not had experience with it. It just lands and they genuinely do fucking piss. There is one really famous story about it. Do you know about him? I think I've heard it. Fuck Stanley. Can you type in the guy's name? He wins a lottery and he wins a lot of money. We're not talking like a million. He wins multiple. Like a hundred mil? I don't know about a hundred mil. Maybe like 20, 30. Yeah. UK guy. And he was like, it's a bit of a I don't want to call him a nitty just you know I think we've got a rough lad this guy Michael Carroll Michael Carroll this is it how much did he win 10 mil

12:58Chip:yeah near 10 mil

12:59Cal:10 mil when did he win it and obviously he's won this in 2002 2002 okay so let's take that goes a long way back so like 10 mil was a little bit it's still a movie no matter what he was 19 as well yeah alright and he just he just pissed it up the wall like completely like some of the stuff he was he was so here's an interesting one look he set up a four million pound investment bond and also invested another million into rangers his football

13:26Chip:club so he bought part rangers then he spent 150k in gold that's fine uh among his purchases so wait hold on a second so he's not gone and up the wall he does he does he's two bags a day on crack uh bag 2k a day on gear thousand day on prozies on a thousand a day on prozies but i'm not gonna lie to you you know if you've got 10 mil in the bank that's not that's a lot of days of that you can get yeah you know that's three grand a day on your vices what's that 90 grand a month actually no that probably does catch up to you pretty quickly uh with one of the main reasons including a long line of family and friends who suddenly turn up hoping for handouts or have investment ideas It's fun.

14:14Chip:It kind of sounds like me when one of the boys get a little payday. Yo, what's up? I got an idea.

14:21Chip:Yeah. It can also, wait, come on bro. Do you want a hundred mil? Would you sort me out? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Nice. When I say sort you out though, I'm saying like, you're getting like an M. I'd take it to be fair. An M's a lot, bro. Yeah. You're giving me 1 % of your wealth. Yeah. Well, 1 % of the hundred mil that I won. Yeah.

14:39Cal:Yeah. Respect my team,

14:42Chip:But yeah, you hear so many stories about people but this this kind of happens also when people get really famous really quickly as well so obviously the fame gets them but also they get an influx of money i think bevo had kind of a case of this obviously he didn't win the lottery or anything close but you know he was earning sort of like 10 15 grand a month was it and then yeah yeah and it's like his peak tick tock yeah when he was banging out from what eating potatoes whole i love them beds yeah it's so interesting to me yeah and he'd obviously done really well for himself but then he instantly changed his lifestyle to fit a 15k a month earner and that lasted i think maybe like three to six months and then it instantly came came yeah yeah back down and uh i think he kind of just struggled dealing with that a little bit because he instantly started doing like a bit of like bragging and all that or just flexing a little bit and it's tough to keep up that that lifestyle you know i've seen this tiktok video by the way of a dad surprising is teenage son that he'd won a million on the euro millions and it's actually such a sweet video that is nice could you imagine that i've always thought about that actually see when you win the lottery yeah how would you tell the people closest to you that you know people always say oh i wouldn't tell people like okay you're gonna tell people that you won the lottery because your life is going to change drastically but you obviously want to keep it like to the

16:04Cal:people close to you how would you do it i don't know um so how much am i winning yeah you're in 20 mil 20 mil sunday roast around the table you take everybody out for a dinner and i bring

16:17Chip:the family to your house yeah nice little sunday roast and then go got some news i've got some news i've won i don't think i do that because then they just are gonna be like oh so that's

16:27Cal:a little something yeah it could be the close the close i think i'm just gonna be like yeah do you think your family would do that my my family wouldn't ask no i don't think they would but like i'd be worried that someone would yeah and make it like you just don't know you don't know really do you yeah you just don't know one i don't think my family would because they got their own money but and stuff but yeah you just never got a friend might come out nowhere an old friend or whatever been like yo so what you're saying you wouldn't tell anybody i think i'd say just i had a little investment land or something so you know so you wouldn't say you won the lottery

16:57Chip:but even then they know that you got 20 ms how would they know if you say you got like an investment

17:01Cal:or whatever you're saying i just say oh because the only thing they'd know is if i buy a nice house. I'm probably not going to buy anything else. You could just say YouTube went crazy this year.

17:11Chip:Really? Like what? A house in LA? A house in South of France?

17:17Cal:Movie tie-in games? That shit moon.

17:20Chip:The fellas pod is so up this year. Let's go. Yeah. What would you do, Stan? I don't know, Rick. I think I'm not great with spending money, so I think I'll just put it a lot to the side. What does that mean? As in you spunk your money? No, no. I don't spend money at all. I think I just set it aside. Would you still work here? Of course. No, you wouldn't, bro. I don't fucking lie, Stan. You've won 20 mil and you're still fucking sitting listening towards my full shit. I get bored. I get bored sat at home doing fuck all. I need a purpose. You know what, Stan? I know what you'd do.

17:52Cal:And you wouldn't work here. You would be able to become a full-time streamer and properly give it a go. Could do. Because you'd be able to literally wake up on that day, spend loads of money on the nice setup, graphics, put some money into like little story. I think I'd definitely do that. Yeah. You'd be able to do it because you like doing that,

18:09Chip:don't you?

18:09Cal:Yeah.

18:09Chip:But I still think that I can't, I'm not one of those guys who streamed for like nine hours a day. Oh, so you need out of the house time.

18:16Cal:You need to walk. So I would like to,

18:17Chip:yeah,

18:18Cal:I could just walk around.

18:19Chip:20 mil, I'm going for a walk. No, I would need some sort of purpose. What do you do? I think this was good to talk about. What do you do with your money? When you get your paycheck at the end of every month, what do you do? Obviously you pay your bills first. Yeah. Anything left over. do you invest your money? What do you, not yet? I've got, I just, I work most for the savings and then, yeah, it comes, I just spend it on groceries and stuff like that. If I, if I, there's things I need sometimes, like if I want to, I know I need a pair of trainers or something like that, I was like, well, I've been doing chiropractor this month so that's been going on that.

18:50Chip:Yeah, that's expensive by the way. Any sort of like, like physio.

18:53Cal:Chiropractor is such an interesting one, I swear. They're shit. What do you think? Well, they're a scam. I went to one for four sessions once and the guy was just not hearing me out. I was like, I've got this issue. I was like, this is fucked in my back, right? And I'm not sure if it's what it's to do with, but can you check? He's doing x-rays, all this stuff. He's like, yeah, we just need to release loads of pressure on you about coming back next week. Same thing again, same thing again. I'm like, bro, you're not even telling me what's wrong. He's like, you need this 10-week program. I'm like, nah, I don't.

19:22Cal:Nah, yeah. I've got my final session of the four weeks today. Yeah. Is he telling you what your issue is, though? I think, well... No, they don't. They don't. I said they don't.

19:33Chip:I think I sort of know what my issue is. It's just sort of like... This is an expert who should be there like, okay, so this is your issue and this is how we're going to fix it and this is why it works. I'm sort of hoping that is today. Okay, if it's not today, Stan, sack him off. How much have you paid? It's like 100 quid. No, I've paid 70, 60.

19:51Cal:Still a lot though. Still a lot. It's still a lot of money. Especially if he's not telling you what the issue is. I think if he doesn't give it to you today, go to a physio instead.

19:59Chip:He said that, like, yeah, if it's not, if I can't do anything today, then I'll either give you another two sessions and I'll be like, well, if I don't need it, then if I'm not feeling it. Don't let him upset you on any more sessions, bro. I'll see. I've had the same thing with my knee. My left knee is so knackered. You'd actually seen early charity matches. I would always have it banded up. I would go and just get work done. Hussy shit. Yeah, and I was just there like, bro, I'm going and getting this fixed and it's worse. but it's actually worse yeah oh shit and so i stopped doing that shit i think that's just so now instead i just go on like vegan diets and it fixes it skill issue that um didn't like steve jobs got a vegan diet to cure his cancer yeah it was it was more than a vegan diet though it was like he went on quite yeah he went on this guy's insane for one of the smartest guys that ever

20:51Cal:i think he just gave it a go bro got cancer bro got cancer and went you know what let me do a juice

20:55Chip:cleanse yeah you went on a fruitarian diet fruitarian diet a subset of veganism which is emphasized uh fruits and sometimes nuts seeds and vegetables fuck man could you be imagine me in the doctor you go into like steve jobs they're like right mate bad news pal it's cancer and steve jobs like oh shit it's worked for some people though has shut the fuck up chip right it goes oh you've got cancer um this is a this is a 12 week chemotherapy or like six month chemotherapy plan that we're going to go through. We've got, you know, like a 50 % chance of knocking this out of the park. But it's going to take some serious chemo.

21:32Chip:And he just turns around and goes, nah, I'm on the fruit of nuts, bro.

21:36Cal:Fucking hell, look at this Reddit here. Veganism killed Steve Jobs. This is a post we're reading out, by the way. We're not making that claim.

21:42Chip:Here we go. I thought this might be interesting to bring up, as it's not really discussed in any of the subs around veganism or any other nutritional spaces. If anyone has ever read the biography on Steve Jobs, you'd be familiar with Steve Jobs' lifelong eating habits. At a young age, he was heavily influenced by a book he read called Mucusless Diet Healing System by Arnold Eret, where he gave up eating animals and began his journey into veganism. For a while in his 20s, Steve Jobs, he was a strict fruitarian for many years. He'd often eat apples for weeks at a time. For all of his adult life, he was a strict vegan, a very picky eater.

22:19Chip:He stocked odwala juice at apple hq he drinks so much of the carrot juice that his skin began to look orange at times that's a real thing by the way if you do have um too much carrot juice you end up like that's why they say if you want a tan my dog's first started to go orange when she had too many carrots really yeah here we go at the start of the uh at the start of apple computer he also never wore any deodorant because he actually believed his vegan diet kept him from producing any body odor much to the dismay of his colleagues um in his later years he was first diagnosed with pancreatic cancer he refused to listen to his doctors please to incorporate animal protein into his meals he doubled down and continued to consume just fruit and green vegetable juices thinking they were the magic elixir to eradicate his cancer he died at age 56 if you're interested in fascinating books read i highly recommend it damn he just straight up raw he

23:12Cal:He eventually did just get the surgery, though, right? Or the treatment he needed. It was too late, though. It was too late. Was that what happened?

23:21Chip:I don't know. I don't know if that, but I'm just saying, like, he died, so it must have been too late. You know what?

23:26Cal:Rest in peace.

23:27Chip:One of the world's greatest minds. Well, while you were prancing around in Mykonos, I was prancing around in Marbella. Were you? Yeah, for Josh's stag. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Was there a stag? Now, that was a movie. How was that? it was actually really wholesome people always um think that like uh stag do is always like quite filthy and right yeah we only went out one night and it was the final night and uh we just went to like a bit of a club there and even then we were just like because you know we're all pretty much i think there was like one person that was single there yep or a few or like just not many people that were single that went out to the club some people stayed at home even um and so it's just say like that's just not what the vibe is anymore hitting the club so instead we made the the gaff that we stayed at was insane but like actually probably the most insane house i've ever stayed in um it had a cinema room right but it's not like your normal cinema room this thing had like it was like a full-size cinema that like had layers down it was probably like two floors maybe three floors big it was huge right it had indoor outdoor pool um we had a chef there and it was i was just there like this doesn't even feel like real life supposedly the villa cost at 30 million euros whoa 30 m's bro do you know nuts that is that is and how much would he have been renting it for like paying on that however long you were yeah how much was it bro oh yeah it's spenny bro six figs for the week between how many people enough people not enough people sorry yeah it was steep but it was uh yeah the gaff was amazing and like the whole setup was sick but yeah like i said we kind of it was like an ideal holiday yeah because it was a little bit of going out yeah we would you know have loads of drinks at the gaff there was a paddle court there we had paddle courts or paddle tournaments running uh we even bought a bunch of sports cards to break so you know i was in my bag shit yeah gambling stays with them so what did you open them all

25:30Cal:super quick or what do you mean by the end of the trip did you have any left to open no we just did it in one night oh shit

25:37Chip:yeah but you know what was crazy so one of the bits that we've obviously been drinking and Bez manages to pack a one of eight Haaland yeah Harry just takes it off him folds it and puts it in his gob you know how fucking insane what the hell one of eight Haaland just ran No, Bez just must have fucking kicked off. Nah, you know what, Bez? Because like I said, we'd all had a few drinks. We were crying with laughter. And then Jenny woke up the next day. I was like, nah. I was actually upset, you know? Because I was like, I'd have loved that card. But you know what's crazy is Ethan still has the card and I think he's sending it to get graded.

26:22Chip:That might be worth a bit more. Nah, so it's got like, it's fully creased up. It's got like, it probably still has some of Harry's saliva on it, man. That might have made it that,

26:31Cal:but it's why you go up in a weird way.

26:33Chip:Yeah, it was, it was funny. Regardless, we had a really sick time with that. I'm trying to think if there was any, there was no real like crazy moments that went down. We played poker. JJ won the poker game. We had like a dealers come around and we just got, yeah. I mean, I didn't play very well, but JJ managed to fluke it, of course. JJ won. I was going to say, that's not very. Yeah, it was just in his back. Now he was just, you know what he's like. Yeah. You know, it's a mental game for him. he's good at that kind of shit he's an fpl and he's just a lucky little bastard yeah um but yeah overall the um yeah the holiday was was sick very enjoyable only we weren't out there for very long

27:11Cal:though we were only out there for maybe four days it's all you need bro these days yeah i hear that

27:17Chip:but you know when you get out there sometimes you feel like you just locked in like around day four and then that's i like a week i like a week holiday if you're going to the effort to leave but it was good but naturally obviously everybody had shit to do and Simon actually managed to make it out obviously he just had his child and yeah he pretty much wasn't gonna come on the trip but then he managed to surprise a few of the boys actually at the airport which was pretty sick oh that's cool yeah so very enjoyable actually that was my little holiday update for you what a little movie yeah it was a little movie I know there was stuff that happened on it and I'm just not remembering it and I'm getting because we're getting old bro brain fog don't say shit like that put a little TRT with me

28:01Cal:cure that shit

28:02Chip:oh you know what I like this this is what I like about you Stan look at one of the notes he's put on the Josh's stag do where do these holidays get a bit repetitive like doing boat days let me tell you something Stan let me tell you something about boat days nothing gets repetitive about chilling on a fucking super yard in the middle of fucking nowhere drinking and catching an energy. It is fun, Stanley. I've never been on one, so I don't know. Bro, we will take you on one. I'll get somebody to bankroll it. We'll take you on one. We do need a little fellas holiday. Yeah, we did say we were actually going to do that.

28:41Chip:Did we? Yeah. We actually said we were going to take the team out and do a little holiday. But maybe that might be end of the year, Joby, now. Yeah. Oh, man, I want to do Australia. Australia.

28:54Cal:I thought, you know what? the line and did tell me to come out there so well if he said that i guess we got to go we can go

29:00Chip:all right oh we can go he said it's okay for us to go we just got to check in when we're like

29:08Cal:no but swina wants to go and like obviously no bro you heard not don't be pulling this

29:15Chip:shit on me you know what you'll do you're trying to rattle me don't rattle me right

29:19Cal:No, we'll take our truffle pick, bro. What? Honestly, we're fine. Once we get there, me and you, we go and do our own thing. It's like, ladies. No, that's not how this works. Don't try spin this. Bro, I can't go to Australia and not take spin this. Bro, it's a work trip. We're literally going there for fellas. We're there to do.

29:35Chip:Yeah. Yeah, we'll film some pods. It's a fellas thing. I'm already going, bro. You can come with me if you want. No, we're doing it in January. Doing what? We're doing it, fellas. We spoke about it. Yeah, we spoke about it. What are we doing? We're wheeling it up. No bro We're going Thailand

29:48Cal:For fellas bro No fuck I can't be arsed With Thailand bro It literally just Filled with Nah I need I need to muck about And do some mad vlog shit Yeah that's what I mean I've done that in Australia Now I need to be unleashed In a different area Well okay Thailand streets Have never seen Fucking Don Julio Nah we don't want to do Thailand Trust me Fine okay Pick a different place Where do you want me bro Tokyo South Korea Jesus North Korea We've got the budget for that North Korea Tokyo To be fair Japan would be good I've got the budget for Nothing I think Cal and the hand would be good. Japan. I've never been.

30:18Cal:It's one of my dreams to go there, but why do you want to wheel up the Australia gig? That was so fun. I do want it, but I'm already going. So now it's like, what do you mean? What do you mean? You're already going to be in our take us on. So you could go a different time with her. I don't bro. It's too long to go twice. It's not. Did 24 hour flight. So bro, you, you dip away for like two weeks all the time. I fly economy and shit like that'll hurt my back.

30:43Chip:Yeah. So we're going to do it. You put me in business. Yeah. Like we did last time. Last time we were in business. The crew get a call. You put in. Yeah. That's how that shit. Don't get any fucking ideas.

30:55Cal:You put in Stanley in premium. McCom. No, I'm not putting Stanley in premium. Fine. If he wants to, if he wants to put himself there, he can't. Fucking back of the plane. Oh, you know why? You're so bad for Tempo. Tempo's six foot seven.

31:08Chip:You just go in as a giraffe. In the Madagascar field. We do need another big.

31:13Cal:No, the fellas trip is is America anyway we're doing Texas we've said this we are doing Texas road trip me and you and I promise you it's going to be better the fucking NPCs out there are crazy honestly

31:25Chip:oh you've been done I've caught what's happened man I've caught it you've gone on this fucking holiday with the Aussies and you know what's happened what you guys gotta come out to Australia and then Sabina's like yeah yeah Josh let's go to Australia and then you've gone yeah yeah yeah we're on that we're on that that's what's happened we're already doing this

31:46Cal:this is the first time I've heard of it no no she said that to you and I was like yeah come out and I was like yeah I'll come

31:53Chip:did you guys do a pub Stan we're gonna get mad innit you're getting mad Stan if it means that

31:59Cal:we don't get to go to Australia we're going Texas instead though which is actually it was always a plan it was but Australia is pretty cool Australia is more of a movie no but Texas no Texas is gonna be if you deny me the opportunity to be fucking getting that little truck with a cowboy hat

32:14Chip:how about if I get you a truck in Australia not the same bro

32:19Cal:I don't want to be fucking riding past Hungry Jacks in the Dodge Ram needs to be Burger King sounds like a movie though you know Target fucking Walgreens and shit nah I'm not unfortunately I'm not fucking with that we're going to Texas we've said this we are doing this big Texas thing we're going to shoot shoot guns

32:35Chip:yeah a little Oz thing yeah you're feeling that

32:37Cal:Australia in January

32:38Chip:we're going to shoot guns we're going to do fucking shooting guns is the most overrated thing. I've done it when I've gone to Vegas before. And you go there and you just walk away with a sore shoulder and you're there like, do you not feel like fuck you?

32:49Cal:I was joking, bro. I don't like guns. Why would I want to shoot them? I'm going to disagree with them. Have you ever shot them? Yeah, you have. No.

32:55Chip:Really? I'm doing something in Poland. They're weird, you know. And also I'm there. I'm standing here. I'm there like, yo, this thing right now. I feel like I... You could just kill somebody with this. That's insane. Yeah.

33:06Cal:I feel like I'd tweak out a little bit. I've seen that video.

33:08Chip:I am not going to arrange with you if you're there like I feel like I could just tweak cat any minute

33:14Cal:no sorry I mean I'd be a little bit I'd be a little bit nervous because I've seen the way someone shoots and it can backfire and it can shoot the opposite way

33:24Chip:bro you've been watching too much Marvel I swear it can happen

33:27Cal:the bullet doesn't just roll out the other way nah it's like it can blow up kind of in your hand

33:33Chip:there's a bit in one of the Saw films where they wire the

33:36Cal:I could actually be chatting shit here, but I swear I watched a little live leak of this. I mean,

33:41Chip:obviously if there's like an RPG and they're like aiming at the wrong way, it blows them up.

33:45Cal:I don't think that happens with like a pistol. This is going to anger some people. Use Google. Can, if I went to a shooting range and shot a pistol, could the pistol kind of, is it, what's it called? Can it backfire or kind of like blow up in my hand or some shit? I feel like I saw a video of that somewhere. Is that possible? All right. My, My chat to PT is called Zero. He named himself recently. What? It is possible. Too much control. There are a few things that can happen. Catastrophic failure. Yeah, see, that's what I mean, bro.

34:20Chip:Consider that about getting on a plane.

34:23Cal:Overcharged round, a gun can literally rupture. Okay. Brilliant. Well, Australia is... They don't do the cartoonish fire backwards thing, though. but the guns can rupture or some shit I think it's really rare though it's just me in my head but yeah if you get me a little ACR or some shit I'll be the only one walking out of that range wait have you just threatened to kill everybody on the range what's wrong with you no the range was closed and I went after hours oh okay nah I don't know if I didn't enjoy shooting

34:57Chip:it's so overrated it's seriously so well I guess you gotta do it once right you can do I'm doing it in Poland in two weeks. You're shooting guns in Poland? For what, mate? I didn't even know that was a thing. Can you do it in the UK? You can, yeah. No, you can't. I think you can. There's places where you can. You can't shoot guns in the UK. I think you'll have to get some sort of... Yeah. I've done rifle shooting. Not like fucking... Oh, wait. I've done like rifle shooting, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I do clay pigeon as well.

35:32Cal:Quick one for you, bro. So you got to set them now in the office. Yeah, Mac, they'll can't play games on it. That's okay. You told me that. You told me I can't do it. Yeah, that's true. You're very lucky I've got a spare PC for you. Nah, trust me. You're not going to want to be PC. You need to jump on GTA role play on Ginger's. I will. When 6 comes out, I will. No, jump on, get ready for it, play this. I'm not really, I'm not very good at that type of stuff. What? That role play. Bro, you've literally role played this whole fucking pod for four years. Five years actually, bro. Yeah, he's pretending to be a functioning adult.

36:05Chip:All right. If I was to role play, like give me a character. I'll be a character right now. This would be my audition. This would be my audition. I don't know.

36:12Cal:Well, you got to come up with a funny name. Like my name is, but remember this comes from a long bloodline of cows prodders. My name is Fiddler. Will Fiddler. Will Fiddler. Yeah. Right. Are you being serious? Yep. Are you in this role play? Yeah, of course.

36:33Chip:shop for Willie Fiddler.

36:34Cal:My name's Willie Fiddler.

36:36Chip:Right. And so what, so is that, is that your voice in it the whole time? You got to do that for hours. Yes, sir. He can do that for hours.

36:42Cal:And I for one, we'll be in the saloon and you can find me in a couple of brasses. The shoe shop. Yeah. That's my thing. That's what I'm going to do all fucking stream. And it's going to wind people up. Have you already started or not? No, I'm starting tonight. Tonight, your debut. If AB's back on by tonight, we'll start tonight. Why? Why? you need his permission to do it. Nah, but like, he's going to show me around. I don't know how to play G-Shot. Show you around. Show me around. You know, it's the same map. Nah, but it's quite different. Like, it's very heavily modded and like the game is completely different.

37:15Cal:Like, you have jobs and shit and like people are police officers and you get a wage every day. All this crap and you have to put it in the bank. Damn. So you get a wage? Yeah, like it's quite well done. It's called... What's your job going to be? I don't know. I think I'm... I don't know what I want to be, but I'm going to start off being an alcoholic stumbled into the city. But you don't get paid to be an alcoholic. Yeah, I'm a deadbeat alcoholic stumbled in looking for work. I'll find the nearest bar. And I'll just harass people, you know.

37:43Chip:That doesn't really sound like a role play, though.

37:45Cal:No. Well, I'm just being an extension of myself, really. Yeah, I hear that. Just fucking winding people up. So it's the UK one. What have you just pulled up? What the fuck have you just pulled up? It's like the UK GTA.

38:01Chip:oh sorry I did see this

38:03Cal:concept trailer yeah but I think they are making it though nah they won't yeah it's a concept you know what they already tried to make GTA in London

38:12Chip:yeah Khan said no don't blame them

38:16Cal:well they did watch dogs didn't they GTA in London would be shit anyway because it kind of wouldn't make sense why not we don't have guns and shit like that we don't have that kind of GTA vibe

38:26Chip:yeah but all it has to say is like the city's being overrun with gangs to supply. Yeah, I guess it could. Nah, bro. Could you imagine just knocking around? He's on it, bro. We could literally just roll up to our offices and shit. I'll be posting up in here. That would be so sick. Nah, imagine my flat.

38:43Cal:Yeah, you know, it would be cool.

38:44Chip:That would be sick. I'm sorry. If you live in Miami, bro, I would be so buzzing. To be able to drive past your house. To drive past your gaff on GTA. What was I going to say? Your house gets blown up in a mission Yeah just like loads of stuff Imagine if your house got selected to be A really key part of the game Oh I actually was in a bar

39:09Cal:In Miami and in the toilet They had a news article On like the door Saying I can't remember what it was called Maybe Flanagan's or something Quite a famous bar I think And it had Flanagan's is in GTA 6 And a screenshot of them in the trailer and I was like oh that's pretty cool I think this place if you type in Flanagan's Miami this one? it's not that one no that one I think the third picture along this one inside that I think it's that one oh it's one of them I hope it's Depple Cole Flanagan's either way it's some really famous bar in Miami it's pretty cool

39:46Chip:yeah that's awesome

39:47Cal:oh yeah there it is

39:48Chip:that's awesome it's now called Uncle Jack's in the GTA 6 trailer oh man they should just give them like the logo is recognizable so people will know who I am oh okay got you got you that'd be pretty insane some good games come out in 2060 really? yeah yeah talk to me give me a list a new Batman game Lego Batman Lego Lego Batman I thought that was this year no no Lego Batman he said mate

40:12Cal:yeah but it does look good I'm not even gonna lie even tempo's cracking up behind the thing

40:18Chip:he didn't play the Lego games don't let him lie to you nah you're not playing that game you gotta play the Lego games nah yeah nah

40:24Cal:it's got all the films in combined all in this one game well yeah mate fuck off come on surely have some fun i'm not even joking but the moment gta 6 comes out it's just done for every game

40:38Chip:as well yeah of course that's the big that's what's the point in even dropping a game next year really what do you mean games will still do well people can't just play gta all yeah Yes, they can. Well, that's exactly what's going to happen.

40:51Cal:They will. They will. The new Halloween game? By all the games. It's just not.

40:56Chip:It could be one of those where it gets people on their console again and then they start playing another game. It will be good for the gaming economy. Well, it needs to be. There has not been a game for a while now that is new and come in and taken everything by storm. The skate's coming out in... Skate 4? Yeah, with the new skate game. Midway through September. They've been delaying that game for so long now. I think they were just working on it, like trying to get it. People are calling it shit, but like they're saying the graphics is shit.

41:22Cal:It's just the art style, the direction of it. I don't give a shit about the graphics. It's a skateboarding game. Maybe my favorite game ever. It was a big game.

41:29Chip:It's coming out for free on September the 16th. That's all today. Yeah, I'm all over that. Now that I've got to set up, I can play. Yeah, they do the new Halloween game though as well. It's pretty cool.

41:38Cal:Stanley, he doesn't fuck with any of this stuff. I know, I know.

41:42Chip:It ain't about that life. I tell you what, I do fuck with Sandman Sundays. Yeah, that's...

41:46Cal:barbecue video oh yes the grill master of course the grill master i got quite a bit of love for that you know i thought i thought maybe i was like i'm kind of not going to be in the video after i was like i'm not going to be in this video because i was just cooking all the i was even cooking for like crew and shit really we actually cooking for the people were just like yo can i get a quick dog i was like yeah no problem yeah quick talk yeah everyone's got to eat you know it was actually really enjoyable i was really looking forward to that girl because it's my first time doing a barbecue and i was like oh i there's this will be good life experience here i look i want to do this in the future i was cooking up steaks you want to be that some of them were fucking marine some of them were well done i was i was trying to figure it out see how it goes

42:23Chip:yeah we did you what was the whole experience like because you were there really early i rocked up

42:29Cal:like three hours after yeah i mean it was good i was just literally on that barbecue trying to work the whole thing all day like trying figuring out how it works how do i keep it alive like how long does food need to go on prepping my station so you were actually on it then yeah it was like a full thing. Well, I was like, it's a barbecue. You can't have a barbecue without food. I mean, your side won convincingly as well. No chefs were allowed. No, we didn't win. It was a scam. Wait, no, but you did win. No, we didn't win. Oh, sure. I didn't watch the end of the video. At least on the day, we didn't win.

43:02Cal:Oh, really? Yeah, we didn't win. Oh. Oh. Go to the end of the video. Our side doesn't win. That's why all the comments are like, oh, Chip and Vic and Harry got robbed.

43:12Chip:Oh, is this you guys Let's find out. Sorry, the reason why I'm not there at the end is I had to dip. I was tired. So blue side, who is the blue team? Harry, Vic, and Chip. Yeah. Yeah. So look at that. Wait for it. The red team. So the red team won.

43:27Cal:So you red team won.

43:30Chip:Really? Well, even JJ looks surprised.

43:33Cal:Yeah, because they didn't win. I'm just saying it now. I'm not ruining the video. They obviously won on the day, but I just believe that we were robbed.

43:42Chip:yeah well i in my head well you because obviously i've left towards the end so maybe unless everybody spent their entire time over on that other side in the corner i'm like damn

43:52Cal:got me but i genuinely no matter what the producers say i think we won that oh we spent so much time on your side because this i was sick as well so like it's fairs but i just thought we actually did you know we had more time with the people most of the people were on our side all day. Yeah. I guess you could maybe say like for the 20 minute Dynamo thing, everyone was over there.

44:15Chip:Yeah.

44:16Cal:But that's 20 minutes. They had tiny temper. They had the wrestling.

44:19Chip:Just going to say, big tiny temper. Yeah, yeah. You've got a shout out. Not everyone. He didn't say your name for some reason. No, he did. No, he did. He did. Oh, he did. He did. I was watching. He was like, oh, Chip was on the bar. He was like, oh, Chip. Oh, yeah.

44:31Cal:Yeah. You know what I said? I turned around. I said, he's doing too much. But I was in, villain mode oh okay i was gonna say yeah that was that was sick i was trying to get people to i was like you can listen to time from over here it's just it's a good volume yeah yeah um watch our podcast it was a fucking sick day to be fair what how are jedward but you know

44:52Chip:oh yeah i see a lot of jedward talk going on well when we see finn from sidemen i'm gonna kick his head um because it was a robbery the uh yeah jedward you know what though like you've booked Jedward you know what you're going to get from them they're the same off camera they're the same on camera

45:09Cal:I saw them getting a little bit hate

45:11Chip:which is fine if they're not your cup of tea it is what it is but you know what you're getting when you book them and you can't blame them because that's just them and that's just what they do they come on, they're very loud I didn't notice it well that's because you're on the fucking grill

45:31Cal:I didn't know what was going on until like I seen the video.

45:34Chip:I was going to say when they came to the office, like they didn't break. There was no switching characters. They're exactly the same. Yeah. They're mental. They're, they're actually two like lovely blokes, but the, the, the issue is, is no, anyone did the one, they don't know anyone. They are maybe not used to being in this type of content as well. And so it takes a little while to like understand kind of the dynamics. I know that sounds a bit wanky, but it's like, you know, we know what the audience are going to like and what they're not going to like by now. And for the Jedward, they just kind of came in all guns blazing.

46:11Chip:You can get really excited and just do a bit too much. And that's kind of what happened, but it's not really their fault. Like you booked them. You know what you're getting. They've never not been this. So it is what it is. They're lovely guys though. And yeah, that's kind of what I got to say. because I saw them getting a lot of hate and look, you can not like somebody, but understand that that's just, that's them. They didn't switch up. Do you reckon a lot of the audience wouldn't know who Jed would are either? Do you reckon a lot of the Sidemen audience? I don't know. Because they were like, I think that's true.

46:44Chip:They have a big US audience, Sidemen. I think it's like, it's more than the UK now. Wow. The US audience. That can't be right. No way.

46:52Cal:Yeah. Nah. No, bro. Can't be. literally everyone in the uk watches these guys yeah but the us is bigger i'm not not to the point where like it might be some videos yeah but it can't be these ones like the us thought i'm watching the this video no but in general i think 10 million views on a sidemen bid right the majority have to be uk still especially when you got majority uk youtubers just wondering

47:20Chip:is the Sidemen audience more US than UK? Yeah, so the UK is still a bigger audience, but the US is like a close second. Well, I mean, yeah, of course. How big are we talking? I don't want to say it unless they... But their US audience is still pretty chunky. So yeah, there's going to be a lot of people that don't know Jedward to answer your question.

47:48Cal:Yeah, that's fair.

47:51Chip:but the actual day was, yeah, it was good. I was so tired that day, actually, that I wasn't drinking. Old, old time. Yeah, I don't know why. I was just, there was a lot going on. Do you see here? You know what? You know, I've clocked as well. I've clocked it. See when there's a lot of people and it's the same with Chris MD videos. When there's a lot of people, I don't enjoy them. When the other day I went and I filmed when we were recreating Chris MD's videos, sorry, Chris Empty's videos Chris Empty's recreating goals video and it was just like me and JJ and Chris I had so much fun I'm you know I can rip zingers like it's good but seeing them big with loads of people I just get like I don't have the energy for it

48:35Cal:you know why they're more tired it's because you've got to put in like significantly more significant more amount of effort because you have to create situations and scenarios because there's so many people already doing it you've got to either involve yourself or create your own it won't naturally happen and the cameras are already gravitating away and you're like oh if I need to make content I've got to involve myself in all that shit I'll just make my whole thing

48:57Chip:everyone's like climbing over you it can be quite tiring and stuff like that and there's a lot of people

49:02Cal:like just going for the cameras you know just like doing too much clip farming whereas me I was just keeping it to my purpose

49:10Chip:I'm normally that guy doing too much I didn't yeah so that's why I think I wasn't like super into it But I think this is just like a blanket thing that I've started noticing across any channel videos. When there's a lot of people, I just don't enjoy it. Old time of losing his touch. Nah, not even. I don't think I've ever... What I'm starting to clock is I don't think I've ever been that guy. That's fast because I kind of get you from... I kind of get you. When there's... You know, that's why I think I like the podcast.

49:34Cal:It is better when it's like smaller groups. It is better. Yeah. But the big videos, when they do happen every now and then, they're always class because everyone's just...

49:41Chip:No, mate, for viewers, you're having a fucking grand time. I'm not saying they're bad videos. Sorry, I'm just saying there's somebody that is in them. I prefer it when it's a smaller cast.

49:49Cal:Yeah, that's fair enough.

49:51Chip:I'm going to be honest.

49:51Cal:I respect your opinion. They did the numbers, didn't they?

49:54Chip:Oh, yeah. So I saw this. JJ tweeted this. I think it was on his Reddit or Reddit. And there's the Sidemen appearance list. Yeah. So how many times people have featured in a Sidemen Sunday? I guess since the beginning of the channel. Yeah, yeah. I mean, so at the top of it, obviously you got Randolph. Yeah. no that doesn't surprise me at all yeah that's a year's worth of simon sunday's fuck yeah yeah that's a great point numbers 50 he's made 50 video appearances um and then it's followed up with lux and myself yeah 46 and 40 good numbers good numbers um who else is in that now the most insane thing about this list really is the fact that george clarky yeah in the space of what i would say is a year a year really got 20 appearances already that is roughly half of sidemen sundays well okay actually hold on we can do this so his first one that he was on youtube

50:56Cal:was youtubers got talent yeah let's have a little look mine is most weight lost in 24 hours but i don't ever remember doing that were you were dude you just kind of like appearing it or were you

51:09Chip:actually on the video do you know what i mean like yeah i was gonna say that when would i oh yeah surely that would just be in like six Sidemen maybe you turned up as a special guest

51:19Cal:Sidemen burned 70 ,000 calories in 24 hours challenge seven years ago would this be it? are you in it? I kind of think I know actually I might have just made an appearance I kind of know which one it was actually

51:34Chip:to be fair George Clark featured that's the thing he's not so he appears in that YouTubers Got Talent video but he appears as a contestant so he's not like I don't know how to explain it it's not like he's on the video he's a contestant on it this is an appearance it's still an appearance

51:58Chip:I'm surprised even someone like Theo being in there 20 times even you Chip being in there 20 times

52:04Cal:I didn't even think I would be up there to be fair but I guess I feel like the last couple years

52:11Chip:yeah I've done a lot more of them way more right Theo Baker being in there yeah Will 20 times yeah that seems about right Reeve, Max Fosh, Phil Phil from their videos being in 7 times is quite funny Lauren Alexa is making it in there too with 7 Pie Face as well I mean it's all people that we've seen Gib being on 7 is a bit of a crime yeah I thought Gibb would be more Gibb is such great content really good yeah they either need to get him on more but yeah I mean we need to get a Gibb video soon a Gibb video yeah he's honestly just so good I know he did a ChrisMD one recently that supposedly went down really well but yeah that appearance thing was kind of sick honestly AB said he's got six

53:04Cal:so he's already six already Jesus Christ yeah that's quite a lot

53:09Chip:man he's only just kind of started. Yeah. That's crazy. Why have you titled the next topic Big Wedge and Bryson DeChambeau? Because I just, I say shampoo for some reason. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Big Wedge collaborated with Bryson DeChambeau and that was sick. One of my favorite golfers. Honestly, I can't explain to you how sick it was filming these two videos. So we flew out to Malaga slash Mallorca to go and film with Bryson because there was an event going on there. And so with Bryson to the people, because I want to make sure the people that don't watch golf kind of have a rough understanding of why this is a big deal.

53:58Chip:But he used to have an awful image in golf. So he was actually one of the most hated golfers for a long period of time. and but he was always a very good golfer and then he uh he like won the u.s open um he then went and signed to live golf yeah which is like a saudi funded thing like mega money a lot of the top stars moved across over there um and that didn't really help his image either but he then started making youtube videos and everything has kind of shifted it's probably one of like the greatest PR switch-ups ever I from an athlete absolutely yeah like the way his entire he used to be like a bit angry and he'd be yeah like people used to see him as quite a salty guy a little bit angry and also he has a very different outlook on golf he's a very like he does things in like weird ways all his clubs are like the same length he takes a very scientific approach to things and people you know a lot of golf purists don't really like that so anyways because this whole PR I don't say PR thing I don't know how intentional it was but because it started up this YouTube channel it started doing so well everybody has become like Bryson fans and so going into this video we were a little bit unsure like is he actually like this or is this just like a YouTube persona that he puts on and we're just going to get caught up in that but from the moment that we met him he was genuinely so sound and more importantly throughout all the videos that we filmed he was well up for a good time and that makes such a big difference usually when you're filming with a lot of time usually when his athletes it's footballers and they can if they're not in a good mood or you know they're honestly so crap to film with or they think that like oh look at me i'm like a fucking footballer god knows what doesn't give a shit about anything yeah there's so much and he was the amount of jokes that had to be cut out the video because they were deemed inappropriate was insane uh because he is genuinely just like us chip really i can't explain to you he is exactly he's one of the fucking boys he's also like top five golfers in the world as well yeah he's unbelievable at golf so this isn't i'm not even talking about watching him play golf i mean purely just on a personality i've never filmed with somebody outside of the YouTube space that has fit the vibe so well.

56:28Chip:Oh, I need to watch the video now. I kind of want to see what he's like. Yeah, mate, he hit me with a, do I know Wendy's? And I was there at Wendy's. He's like, well, Wendy's not dragging across your mouth. Oh, shit. He hit me with that. We managed to keep that clip in, but there were so many zingers that he dropped. Yep. That, by the way, he's not going to be on these rankings. You don't get points for this. Yeah, that's true, actually. um

56:53Cal:he's lived off the Saudi thing

56:55Chip:yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a bit of a rivalry it is a bit of a rivalry but the jokes that he was dropping on there were just so good you know we're cracking beers open he's rinsing the boys you know there's one bit was he drinking with you no it wasn't because he was playing a tournament that week

57:09Cal:okay

57:11Chip:but I have a feeling that if it wasn't tournament week he'd have absolutely been on the beers really or just like that's the vibe that he gave off anyways love a guy like that yeah And there was like one bit where we just go turn to Bryson like, yo, is this just like the worst? Are we the worst golfers you ever played with? And he just like, without skipping a beat, he just went, yeah. Really? He was just like, yeah, this is the worst. It was so funny. He was just taking the piss out of us the whole way around. And that's exactly what we do between all of us. Yeah. And so it works so well. And so I, I think now Bryson is the best person I've collaborated with on a YouTube video outside of the YouTube.

57:50Chip:I'm willing to give him that give him that title he gonna be watching this because he's a fellas fan I imagine no 100 % he's a fellas fan it's nice to see this you see James Madison started his YouTube channel yes like stuff like that is good isn't it because like it's nice to be involved in the content and it gets your image a bit better I'm all for people doing that right as long as they do it because they want to and not because their management have told them it's a good idea and I really believe with Bryson him that he genuinely wants to do it and you can tell he loves it he obviously his videos absolutely bang yeah and then we've got james madison oh is he started up a channel yeah started up a channel but let me tell you what worries me yeah is reading the title feels like he's got some company doing it for him well i feel like he will have but because if you're putting your own name in the title after a line like that, that comes across really corporate.

58:48Chip:I'm not too sure. I think it will be a kind of corporate company doing it.

58:53Cal:Like an agency doing it for him. I think it will be,

58:54Chip:but it's almost like,

58:56Cal:okay, fine,

58:57Chip:you've got someone to do your channel, stuff like that, but he's literally going around with a... It's super professional.

59:03Cal:I mean, he's... No, I hear that. He's not going to be doing it himself, is he? Because it's changed my...

59:06Chip:Well, Bryson built his own team.

59:08Cal:Yeah. So I reckon... So he built his own YouTube team.

59:11Chip:Maybe, maybe. But the thing is, for your first ever video

59:14Cal:James could have built his team he could have been like alright yo Colin James that's my boy matters he could have built his own team but because it's his first video and he's gone right guys let's do this he might have the wrong people behind it and he's seen that title and go yeah that seems about right he's not gonna know whereas that guy seems to have been done it

59:33Chip:by the way it's not the worst title it's just that usually when you see a line like that in the title followed by the celebrity's name or the person's name usually it's an indication that like an agency is running it it's not too bad to have James Madison in the title like you'll see KSI probably puts KSI in the title a lot because for search it's great

59:49Cal:but he just comes across very corporate yeah it does the thing is as well it's done pretty decent numbers it has 500k sick start so and he's injured as well now they're going to be looking at that going yeah we're smashing it so yeah absolutely they won't change anything for now

1:00:03Chip:yeah because he's injured now for like half the season 100 % he's just banging this sort of stuff out he'll be travelling with the team could you imagine that

1:00:08Cal:could you imagine a footballer right doing like AB style role vlogs fucking lowercase lowercase titles and shit like pure that's what it's crying out for that's

1:00:18Chip:actually brilliant that's what it's crying out that would be like this is sort of what it is he's literally just got on osmo and he's fucking around with the i'm not sure about that mega mic

1:00:26Cal:wait go back you see oh yeah he is kind of pretty much just fucking isn't he he's actually like

1:00:32Chip:putting the camera down fair enough sorry i haven't this is sick i'm telling you this is really good and I hope it opens doors to more of um athletes doing this type of thing because particularly footballers in the UK yeah they are so scared of it purely based off the backlash that they get you know if and even um Ben Foster had a little bit of an issue when Watford weren't doing well and he was vlogging it's all well and good when you're injured but if you have a bad performance and then you upload a vlog you just get state but as long as you confirm that and I truly believe it's worth doing it and just firming it then you're good to go but the way he's done this he's vlogged it himself is all really sick he's getting the others involved this is exactly what people want to see so this is like I can't explain enough how much it is and it feels like a vlog that he's getting people right up in their face it doesn't feel like he's hired a cameraman to follow him around edits of like Archie Gray as well off the back of his these ones as well yeah so like people love it but this is like the best content you can see as like a football fan genuinely like it doesn't get better seeing your team look at the little

1:01:43Cal:results wasn't Archie Gray meant to be

1:01:45Chip:coming on the pod of yeah but bro I'm not gonna lie he was he was messing me about messing me about so I've left it there watching you Archie actually look if you want you got me on Insta you just message me and we'll line it up but I'll leave it there I'm not gonna chase yeah but yeah like you said Stan I agree like this is really sick from James Madison I would love to see more of this type of stuff and most importantly I hope he keeps going because Ronaldo's YouTube channel again and we called this from the moment it fucking launched Ronaldo's channel is the exact example of how not to do a high profile person's YouTube channel if you want a playbook on how not to run a YouTube channel take a look at Ronaldo's yeah it is I know it looks like it's doing sick because it's got a lot of views

1:02:33Cal:that's just because Ronaldo's name is big enough to drag shit through good views but it could be doing so much better mate

1:02:39Chip:each if Ronaldo put it this way put it this way if Ronaldo was doing James Madison style holy shit boy you're looking between 5 to 10 mil of it oh yeah but it's just not gonna happen

1:02:50Cal:is it no because but that's because

1:02:52Chip:Ronaldo isn't actually invested in wanting to do YouTube it looks like and it might be too early to say with James Madison but if he keeps going the type of content like this, et cetera, he is going to be, that channel will be very successful.

1:03:04Cal:I'm going to go watch that James Madison video. It looks quite good. Yeah. The fact that it actually is like him just kind of taking the camera around has already got me like, yeah, I'm fucking locked in for that. And not only that, but it's at home as well. Yeah. That's really important. It's not like it's like documentary style where it's got a camera on and a team following with a mic above boom mic. And I don't like that shit.

1:03:22Chip:That's just boring. They did that for the, have you seen the Jupiter? So it was, there were good videos, but it was like, yeah, very much documentary style.

1:03:30Cal:always a director or someone on the left going yeah can't include that mate and they're just stopping the footage oh gonna have to stop you there shut the fuck up mate yeah just let people make

1:03:40Chip:videos and it also depends on what China image you're going for like it's very clear with Jude Bellingham this is his image that he's going for which is like it's hard to access me I'm a celebrity that will be doing you know big mega Gucci deals all this stuff and I don't want people to have too much access to me and eventually they'll obviously be like a netflix documentary about me or whatever like that's what he's going for yeah whether you think that's right or wrong i don't really know because he he does come across quite like he's with his brother a lot and like they're always fucking about and stuff like that so i feel like well yeah no but you could do that the point that i'm making is that that's how everybody is behind you yeah that's just how everybody is it's just that they're trying to create or curate a brand and an image around him where yeah he's not just like fucking around having and a laugh like that's not how they want jude to come across yeah they want him to come across

1:04:31Cal:as a level of a superstar there's a level of stardom you get to where like these kind of things aren't possible anymore because there's so many people around you'd be like no that can't happen yeah even james madison is pretty this is pretty big like that's a pretty high profile player to be doing this is even a little bit surprising yeah you know but that is the success that is the play name but we started at the end of his career and people can be like oh this makes sense he's not caring about the backlash james madison still cutting about good for spurs because

1:05:00Chip:they would have had to agree like that because you know he's filming on the plane all that type

1:05:04Cal:of stuff he's obviously gone look i'm fucking injured like please give me something to do please give me something yeah so but there's hopefully this is the start of some other players or the club scene and going wow you know what this has been good for for madison like it's

1:05:17Chip:also good for the club's exposure it's just fucking interesting man like you get more insight

1:05:22Cal:but then you've got other people being like, nah, fans need to be paying for that.

1:05:26Chip:You'll get more, how would it do? It would be like, you'd get more fans, like younger fans who will grow up watching those videos and becoming Spurs fans, which then helps the club out. I mean, no matter what, if you watch James Madison's YouTube video, then when he's playing in a game, you're rooting for him. Oh yeah. Even if it's just him, maybe not Spurs, but you're rooting for him. Yeah. Because you're a fan of his YouTube channel. Yeah. Yeah, sure. so yeah that's really sick shout out to James Madison for putting that together I just hope now it's not one of those things now it all becomes a consistency game if it becomes one of those things that he's uploading once a month it's just he did the whole pre-season tour so I don't know if he's going to do like yeah it was like a 50 minute video so I don't know if he's doing like a massive

1:06:12Cal:could you imagine like don't do that imagine like just it was every game week and like just at the end of every title it was like GW2 GW3 oh yeah that would be kind of sick that's not my idea but I mean yeah they get enough from one game week for a full vlog for sure yeah of course even if it's him just cutting about the training five six days of training that's still interesting yeah like just eating with the boys at fucking dinner I'd love to know what you boys chatting about yeah

1:06:37Chip:it's true and you know he's also filming at home trust me he goes you know I mean he's injured now but you know he goes plays golf with probably a bunch of other footballers like filming a little bit of that there's loads of stuff that you can do man and yeah it's just sick to see that happen I hope it's a bit of a domino effect. You can come on the pod. Yeah, obviously he's always welcome on the pod, James. You know what? What we'll do is I'll play him in a game of golf. If he beats me, I'll go on the YouTube channel. But if I beat him, he's got to come on the pod. How about that? We'll do something like that.

1:07:08Cal:Yeah, get him a little burger.

1:07:10Chip:Yeah, or he has to come on a burger review.

1:07:14Cal:Little Dumbo spots on that.

1:07:15Chip:Who's got the best burgers in the Premier League? All right, let's relax on that, brother. That's a good title for you. oh wait hold on there's something in that for maybe no but I'm already doing finding the best food in the Premier League yeah that works at the different grounds basically what I said yeah yeah what else what else have been going on now Chip winning the Sidemen video

1:07:35Cal:that had zero Sidemen in oh yeah we've spoken about that it's out now isn't it yeah yeah it's out it's just no Sidemen yeah

1:07:44Chip:I rate it

1:07:45Cal:fuck it yeah why not I rate it so much it was a great video I don't mind doing it

1:07:48Chip:yeah I literally went when I found out that well you kind of found out as well at the same time I did you found out there was no Simon I was just there like fuck it bro why not that would be sick look if we could do that with Loaded we would we just don't have the money to do that well AB coming in well yeah that's what I mean so is it a retirement I don't know is it like a retirement sort of plan not retirement but do you know what I mean I don't know I think they're just trying stuff you gotta do that you gotta just try stuff see how it looked like it was successful loads of cash clips I saw on TikTok.

1:08:20Cal:Yeah, I've no idea how I did on Side Plus, but yeah, there was a lot of clips from it. Good for you. Yeah, thank you, mate. Good for you. Foot golf, was it? Yeah. Pub foot golf. Yeah, I was like, you know, where you fucking Yeah. Yeah, you're in a state, actually. I mean, everyone got a little bit leather besides George, obviously, because he just drinks and nothing happens. Oh, George won on Strictly. Oh, yes. Oh, shit. Shout out to George.

1:08:42Chip:Fuck on Strictly. Hear me out. I actually think he's going to win. He could do.

1:08:48Cal:so can I ask you this I've never watched Strictly

1:08:51Chip:oh here we go

1:08:52Cal:I'm the man to

1:08:53Chip:speak about this what you know Strictly I've been watching it for all my life oh sick okay can you dance no I can't dance I just have to watch it every year I've never watched it

1:09:03Cal:so is it based on like the actual skill or can he win it just based on the fact that George Clark he can win it

1:09:11Chip:based on the fact that he's George Clark yes

1:09:13Cal:really can he yes so but it's judges right yes so what happens is

1:09:17Chip:every week they do the dance, the judges will score them, which is more like a, they get those points get added to a tally, but it's more like a, for us to know if he was any good or not. Cause obviously everyone's dancing experts. So if they give him a nine, they go, Oh, that's quite good then. But the voting system afterwards, you can just vote. So there's been years and there's always, there's always one like old git who is terrible, but we'll get through the rounds to like the last, the top 10, just because the fans have voted for him. So he could genuinely get through the whole thing without it.

1:09:50Chip:But I think he'll be good as well. Did Joe Sugg win it? Oh, he was in the final. He made it all the way. The reason why I think George Clark is he gives me such similar energy to Joe Sugg. I can back him winning it. Like, you know, the middle-aged older women are going to love George Clark. Did he win? No, he didn't. He was in the final, yeah. He was second.

1:10:11Cal:He was a runner-up. and then he started porking his partner started porking his partner

1:10:19Chip:yeah the strictly curse you know about the strictly curse

1:10:21Cal:well I'm guessing it's like people go on strictly

1:10:24Chip:and start shagging their dance partner oh wow so you know because George has come out we could talk about this because he's come out and spoken that he has a girlfriend now we gotta pray for bro that he doesn't fall to the curse no he won't you gotta be careful when you say that but because like this curse is no joke by the way the track record of the strictly curse is insane

1:10:47Cal:yeah but like george joe didn't have like a girlfriend at the time right no but the his

1:10:54Chip:missus the partner had a boyfriend okay so the curse is pretty strong no the curse is strong

1:11:02Cal:look how many people it's affected there's like a big list here i guess it's quite an intimate thing isn't it well you spent you spend a lot of time with them spend a lot of time you're always like took each other's bodies and shit. Why do you mean that's so weird? He's like, oh. Yeah, but you get hot and sweaty. Oh, goddamn. I'm fucking, you're break. I don't, I don't do that shit. I'm fucking atheist. He will capture the hearts of the older women

1:11:30Chip:and stuff like that. Yeah, the older women will love George Clark. I think George Clark goes on to win this and just looking at the other, the other contestants. he's going to smash it. When is it starting? It starts just before Halloween. So midway through October, I think. Could I see a list of, is this the list of people? Because I'll be honest with you. See, when it comes to like these mainstream people, I'm so out of the loop, man. Danny Dyer. Danny Dyer. Oh, shit.

1:11:51Cal:Danny Dyer could cook. She could cook as well.

1:11:55Chip:Alex Kingston. Oh, Hasselbank. He'll be big there. Yeah. I do know her as well.

1:12:00Cal:There he is.

1:12:02Chip:Why they got him in that? His stepbrother's cardigan. Yeah, I was literally going to say, why they got him in that cardigan? That's funny. I don't know who Lavoie is. Oh, Chris Robshaw. I do know him. I actually spoke on a panel with him. Oh. Yeah, he was a lovely guy. But see these big rugby lads. Surely they're a bit stiff. Well, George is a rugby lad. Yeah, but they can do all the lifts and that, can't they? Ah, yeah. Spin them on the fingers. Yeah, spin them on the finger.

1:12:27Chip:I don't know who that is. Oh my God, Tom Skinner. Was this guy the originator of Bosch? Or was that Big John? No, they were sort of like... Who originated? I think Big John said it and then he was very big into that sort of thing. So he's like, okay, so he kind of rolled with it.

1:12:46Cal:Some of Big John's fucking...

1:12:48Chip:Oh, you know what? There's a lot of people on here that I do know. Vicky Patterson. Don't know. Karen Carney. I'm out of the loop. I don't know. Karen Carney. She's a pundit now. My bad, bro. I don't know who that is. Christian Nairn. I'm not sure. I'm out of the loop. Yeah. Good luck tomorrow though. Yeah. It's not bad. compared to recently. Is it a good lineup? That is a good lineup. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm hoping George goes the distance, man. You know, you see when they do this, it's like three months of intense training. Yeah. It's not, in my head, I'd be there like, okay, maybe you go, you practice it a couple of days of the week or whatever.

1:13:25Chip:It's like a full-time job for three months. Yeah. God forbid. God forbid a full-time job. He started now, right? I think so. He would have started a while ago. Yeah. they would have been doing training early because they can't turn up and him be really, really shit. Like he has to do some stuff. You know, I've seen George on a night out. He's got moves. He's got a bit of rhythm to him.

1:13:47Cal:You reckon? I can't, I've not seen him dancing, I think, from the top of my head. He'll be all right. I think he'll be. He's always hitting the little.

1:13:56Chip:Oh yeah. Oh shit. The thing is, what he's doing as well, have you seen on? That's all he's got. Is he really that funny? Yeah. No, just because I know the exact thing. I've been doing that shit for you. In the club, I'm like, if you win, I'm just hitting that motherfucker. What he's been doing on socials, he's been going around saying that he's really shit. Like, he's been playing the whole, like, oh, I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, give it a rest. So then when he comes on, I think he'll be fucking good.

1:14:30Cal:No, I think he'll be good. George is pretty, like, he's one of those guys that's pretty good at stuff, right? It's going to be weird. It's going to be, like,

1:14:35Chip:cool to see someone like that on the big screen. Yeah. On the Bebe. Be good. Damn. George Clark Strictly. It's funny, man. These BBC slash the mainstream media. I love seeing it because every time they do this, and it's not just BBC, sorry, but it's ITV, the lot of them, right? It kills me because they'll be doing like this whole cast and they go, oh, we need somebody from the internet, man. Yeah. like yeah gk barry on i'm a celeb yeah uh george clark here last time was like joe so they went out close enough he was on the internet for long enough saffron barker was on saffron barker yeah it's like they obviously just have one slot and it's like you lot need to wake up man this should be consistent of half of your roster you see what happened to george the

1:15:24Cal:second he was announced like um the tabloids just tried to get some done they will be like Neppo baby. Do you remember the... Oh, they hit him with the Neppo baby. Why? What is his... I didn't know he's a Neppo baby. George's dad was just like a big producer on like... Oh, yeah. Planet Earth, wasn't it? No, is it not like the same company that does Wallace and Gromit and stuff? Oh, sorry. Type it in. He told me about it before and it's not like, it's not something you go, oh my God, Neppo baby. No. Not even remotely. Wait, so does it come from peas then? I think his dad's like wealthy, but not...

1:15:58Cal:They're saying like hugely successful. Yeah. like he's a successful guy and he's done well for himself but it's not like George's dad is in certain it's this yeah

1:16:06Chip:look at that I've seen that picture of him and his dad before there was a funny it's just a shit

1:16:12Cal:shit article it is but I guess it's done its job and it's got the clay

1:16:15Chip:yeah he manages Aardman Productions which are the ones that do like show on the sheep and that dad manages Aardman Productions it's not like he's that's helped him in his career no that's yeah

1:16:25Cal:it doesn't really make sense but I guess it's just the thing is they needed an article they always do you remember the Joe Sugg one last year they tried to call him

1:16:34Chip:a white supremacist what because he was playing the uh like oh no I've been done I've been done for that yeah people have said stop doing that to me yeah and I'm like nah I just got everyone right now nah because supposedly that's like a white supremacist symbol give it a fucking rest man and then Will did that video getting them back do you remember that he said like fake's going on I'm a celeb and he got the exact same like tab article to write one about him oh really

1:17:00Cal:you know what they think right you know like how we like have conspiracy theories about massive celebs Jay-Z Beyonce all that shit Illuminati stuff like that Selling the Souls all this kind of stuff they quite commonly believe conspiracy to be fair like it's not like there are a lot of people that believe in that shit and then you'll see it sometimes on Twitter about like someone like JJ probably big enough to get that stuff and I've seen it before and I sit there and I look at it and I go, damn, like, this guy's obviously thick as shit. Like, he believes this. That's coming from me as well. And I'll be like, wait, this is just how they'd be looking at us probably when we believe it.

1:17:41Cal:Jay-Z probably just sat in his couch like, fuck, they said I was eating babies last week.

1:17:47Chip:Yeah, it's true. I mean, I've heard stuff, though. Do you know what it is? It's usually not like the conspiracy, whatever the conspiracy usually is. it's never as deep as that but what I do believe is certainly the case is that money buys pretty much anything

1:18:07Cal:yeah

1:18:08Chip:well literally everything in terms of like power if you're noticing something isn't being spoken about then it's probably because there's money involved but like stuff like that but see when like you said like eating babies and shit like that and they're like yeah I don't know

1:18:20Cal:yeah there's a movie coming out actually Jordan Peele movie called Him and the little Jordan Peele zinger and it's about an American football player that sells his soul to make it. Oh, damn. Sounds interesting. I think that's what it is. Can you quickly get me the synopsis? Premise, wait, you had it. You literally had it. You had it. That was a prime. A promising young and up-and-coming football players invites a trainer and isolate a compound of a dynasty team's aging quarterback. The legendary almost-retired quarterback takes his protege on a blood-chilling journey into the inner sanctum of fame, desire, power, and pursuit of excellence at all costs.

1:18:57Cal:The town is pretty sick. When is it out? Can you check? Because it's in September the 19th.

1:19:02Chip:There you go. That's the movie for us to watch. I hope that will just be in the movie. I hope it was good. The Leveryman job. I will be there. Yeah. Have you seen that new film Weapons? Weapons? Yeah, we did. Yeah, we went to see that. Oh, we did. We did go see that. Yeah. Yeah.

1:19:16Cal:Well, it will be on Film Fridays, won't it? Film Fridays, which you can get on Fellows of the Lord. It's available now. The link is in the description. Go sign up. There's a lot of cool stuff on there. 24 hours with Chris MD. also on there. That was a good little video. Over an hour long.

1:19:26Chip:Yeah, thank you for doing that. A lot. I was away on the Josh Stagg when that happened. Yeah, that's where I was. Yeah, you were. It's okay though. Yeah, it was good. But most importantly, let's talk about the fellas studios and you once again, managerial masterclass. Yes, that's true. Oh yeah. Stanley smashed him. You, nice goal bro. Back to the equalizer. Yeah, he did. Really nice goal. So yeah, we did a fellas studios versus Chris MD films. his um something like that something yeah some cmd film anyways they called us out and they challenged us to a game of football um and it was you guys can go and watch the uh watch the video unloaded and yeah we ended up beating them in the last like minute or two didn't we stan yeah it was there we went i scored the equalized and elliot bagged in like the five minutes to go something unreal so we were like six four down as well so it was a big bit of a comeback who do you think is fellow studio star, star player.

1:20:25Chip:It's got to be Socrates, right? Socrates or Clevo. Clevo. Is Clevo that guy? Semi pro. I've never played with Clevo before.

1:20:35Cal:Yeah, Clevo's very good. Socrates, he's got more of the flash and flair.

1:20:38Chip:Yeah.

1:20:39Cal:Clevo is getting that fucking job done.

1:20:40Chip:The Brazilian flair. He's got. And what about Chris's team? Who's their star boy? That Johnny fellow on the wing. Chris, Johnny. Oh, I was getting that. What is he cooking you? Mate, that first half, I got absolutely rinsed. is it Jamie that was playing he brought me off

1:20:53Cal:you know what you dragged Stan I got dragged I was getting out of you

1:20:58Chip:oh it was bad but then I redeemed myself

1:21:00Cal:you did redeem yourself mate you played well in the second half oh I'm happy for you Stan

1:21:04Chip:boom yeah great little finish yeah so yeah we had we had that what was that what was that paint the world thing that you were just oh yeah George told me about this yesterday I don't know if you've seen it paint the world yeah so basically I don't know if you've seen them before but they're like some people do like servers where you can pixel art paint and stuff like that over things and like do what you want anyways somebody's made it for like the whole world so it's like a big map basically this is just google maps yeah i know but then if you go in okay people have like done load of pixel art for different things and it's like covering the world i think it's pretty cool so you can you zoom in more for me so i can see actually what i'm looking at like an art like over arse's ground they've done a load of awesome stuff you've got so what's stopping you from just going in and everyone's yeah so that's the thing the other ones they they did like there was a few dodgy shit on there but this one is like you can't uh people people can see who's painted over so then you can just report them and and it get it erased like it they've done it quite well they're moderating so it's not it's nothing harmful it's all not like someone's done a goon uh repeal the online safety expedition oh what the goon man yeah but there's loads like you can go all the way like that's just London go up to fucking go over the pond yeah go on stick me in just randomly somewhere completely random let's see go in the middle of the US and just go in right here let's go down there there's no way oh yeah there's obviously a lot less oh but then you go to the city

1:22:36Cal:and there's quite a bit

1:22:38Chip:wow that's that's interesting I love community stuff like this yeah it's cool because it's all moderated so it's nothing like it's nothing harmful or anything like that like if you go up to new york that is cool so wait should we should we get people to jump in and get a little fellas thing yeah we're we should we should pick a location now yeah well i i mean and what we'll do is we'll leave the link to this website in the description go crazy and so people can go on but let's pick what destination should we do chip what's very fellas coded someone drop it in all have we got any lore There's a place called Goonhaven in Cornwall.

1:23:13Chip:If you wanted to. Yes. Fuck it. Absolutely. Goonhaven. Now go to Goonhaven in Cornwall. Still talking about Goonhaven. Bloody hell. Down here. How do you know the exact location? GPS coordinates of this. So to the listeners, essentially, yeah, it's just a massive Google Maps. And then once you zoom in. Goonbell as well. I love ketamine. There we go. oh yeah people have gone there and put goon in stuff yeah that's goon bell goon haven's near though so it's a neighbouring neighbouring town alright should we tune choose oh wait should we not do the one that's easy to find though do you want to do something random like completely no no no like goon haven's good let's do it goon haven in corn but you need to find it to make sure it's definitely on here you got it yeah alright goon haven everybody find that on that website and let's print get a big fella's heart goon what's the website Stanley it is called wplace.live wplace.live all right guys we're literally gonna go and film ourselves a little bonus episode after this um so if you haven't already make sure you check out fellas loaded we drop uh every other week we drop a bonus episode um and so yeah go check it out and guys until next time we'll see you all later sayonara beaches