249. Jakey Davies & Heinz Baines Talk Bov Boy’s ORIGINAL Name, Secret Sky Bri Footage & Living With AngryGinge!

14:22Is it this guy? Yeah, it must be like Solomon Cathedral

14:26Chip:Shut up about this fucking Solomon Cathedral Who the fuck is that? I swear that's your old school These two names are all together

14:32Cal:that I lied about Oh, I know this guy He did a thing with George George Clarkie Oh, right Yeah, yeah, he is George Clarkie might be there Yeah, George fucking does a few K, doesn't he? He will be up there actually when he swims AB does alright when he actually pretends to like his chat

14:52Chip:right um i'm gonna we'll do this blind ranking now then since we're on the topic oh shit are you ready yeah let's go okay let me lock in on this rest initial this is big by the way big clip we'll start need it in five in terms of this is this is not biggest but this is the best who you think is the best we'll get pie face in there oh he's heritage what's the sort of five uh yeah so ranking one to five one being the best streamer or your favourite streamer if you will but you guys it's going to be a combined one see I'm more of a FIFA person like growing up watching Pi Pies he's a one for me

15:29Cal:fucking hell starting with a one Pi oh but does it have to be that one no you can say one if you want Pi is 100 % I'm going to go three yep the fucking game's gone because Pi and Pi amazing Pi now Pi and Pi no what not like Pi now what are you trying to say fucking Pi is in those last legs no no but what I'm saying is FC in August I don't want to see that alright he's got a point alright no but we got Pi oh my god we got Pi in a horror game best thing I've ever seen in my life he just sat he sat in a corner right and it's like it was like proximity chat so if you spoke you just get this giant monster like running at you right so we were all going like Pi come on mate he's going fuck off I was like whispering in the car going oh god leave me alone

16:19Chip:oh no alright so you're saying one you're saying three so we got to meet in the middle at two yeah I'm happy with two yeah okay go on we'll go two next up we've got Danny Ahrens oh is Danny still streaming? he started streaming again recently yeah he's back on it that's why he's in here what would you say I'll let you go for it you know what it is with me as well right it's like I'm really like I'm more in touch now because obviously I'm a streamer But beforehand, like, I never watched Twitch streams. I think the first time I watched a Twitch stream was probably Gurfundsurf. Really? Okay, so pretty new then.

16:53Yeah, and like, I first started properly watching Twitch, like, when I started streaming. So I see, I don't know, I see Danny Moore as a YouTuber, but I don't know if he's more of a streamer. Don't pussyfoot around it, mate. Where do you want him? Danny, I've been watching Danny since he, like, he's been on Facebook. A lot of his YouTube videos are just on streams. He just clips them from streams. I would say Danny's because he went off the radar for a bit but he did have a child, didn't he? Yeah. I would give Danny a two because he's a very good friend.

17:23Chip:Well, you can't because you've already got pie in it too. Oh, you fucker. Yeah, you put Danny in it too. You got your blind rank. You fucker. Oh, what am I? What are you on about? Oh, no. We're combining. Oh, you fucker. I thought you could put people in the same rank. I've got this completely wrong here. Have you ever watched a fucking blind ranking? No, but I thought it was only do you know are the photos where you put like go to your second tier no no no no no you've done one or two that's it it's locked off is it yeah shit i don't know okay i i think we have fucked a little bit because we've not got chas we've not got ginge yet i reckon we put pie three then maybe you had to go at me for that i mean yeah we haven't put anybody so you can you can have pie at three if you like we'll go pie so where are you putting danny then i'll go danny four All right.

18:07Chip:Four. Okay, so we've got... Okay. Next up, we'll go with George Clark. New to the streaming game. I don't like... I love his chat. He gave me a read. One time, it was just full of birds. It's just swimming. Unbelievable. It's just swimming. It was class. My girlfriend was streaming, but I was like, fuck me, this is class. And they love subs as well. They love gifting subs, which is... Oh, he must. Fuck his sugar mamas. It was buzzing. no George I would put on one but you just wanted more rates my first interaction with George Clark here I green screened myself on to the bed what no like I just it was a bit weird to be honest why have you done that though I don't know I just did it like I was I was going around the stream I did it to Jinxy I did it to Charles I did it to George Clark here I don't know why I did it so what you're just green yeah and to be honest I was loving it laughing right and George was like this is quite weird actually it's quite disturbing and I was like oh I was joking

19:13Cal:wait look at the thumbnail you missed it look go back and look at the thumbnail it's out of his bed it's out of his bed I think I posted it on my actual TikTok if you want to have a look on there I don't know if it did well fucking hell that's fucking funny do you have people that clip up your stuff or not yeah what I find though is like when I post clips on my actual TikTok it doesn't do as well it's better if other people post them it's too far down if you're on with Jinj you'll just get naturally clipped if you know what I mean yeah he's got like a lot of clippers this is like old school fuck you now how do you know Jinj me yeah honestly he just raided me one day in fact there's a TikTok there oh I thought you went to school with him no so I I just put a comment on one of his TikToks once right the camera work was proper dodgy and I went is the cameraman nervous he's shaking like a shitting dog he's liked it I've then I've then like screenshotted that he's liked it put it on a TikTok and gone as you can see me and Ginger best mates go way back just like taking the piss and then he commented my best mate and followed me on Twitch and everything like that and then eventually he just raided me class oh it's quite a nice story that's awesome Ginger's the best he's good

20:31Chip:alright well next up then on the list. So you guys went with, go back to the list. Where have we got? We got Danny Aaron's in there. Oh, where do you put George Clark? I like variety more, man. I like variety. I know what you mean. Cause you get more of her. And I've bugged them up. I've bugged them up quite a lot. Yeah. I can't let go. All right. I can't let go. George. What? George Orange. To be fair, it's quite past eight. Right. That leaves us. Billy the Goat. I fucking told you they wouldn't know who he is. Yeah, you know who Billy the Goat is. I've heard of him, but I've not. Oh, you've not watched this stuff.

21:10Chip:I'm more locked than I told you. You know who Billy the Goat is.

21:13Cal:I went on Locked In with him. Shit, mind you. Yeah, oh fuck. You went on Locked In? Yeah. Yeah, he won it.

21:20Chip:You don't watch anything, do you? Fuck me. I never watched Locked In. I watched Love Island watch, yo. Nah, I'm not sure it's the same thing. No? No. What about Inside? Oh, I prefer

21:33Chip:I can't believe I'm going on it tonight Or this year I was fucking mad A1 Glazer Genuinely he's been saying this for two years by the way But I'm going on it this year

21:43Cal:You are going on it aren't you Yeah this is the year It's got the cool look They don't know it yet You are the kind of person They just throw in and be like Fuck it let's just see what happens What like a little charity number I feel like you've got to go on A little mega wash You would be great at it though I think I think I think a bit untrusted a lot of editing though a lot of subtitles a lot of subtitles but Netflix they can fucking sort that out can they

22:05Chip:to be fair that's a really good point you know because Netflix will go through and look at everyone and clear people and say no to people I wonder if they would listen to you and just go we don't think the worldwide audience will understand him could you imagine an American say like just trying to you went in on the American version

22:24Chip:any danger put the mic next to your mouth just get annoyed sometimes to be fair Although it might help with understanding but let's try it. Why are you hoping it's so zest? I don't know. I was getting that I was getting through it. No to be fair

22:36Cal:when I went to pub last night I was saying stuff I was like what are you saying? I can understand it pretty. I can just change the English accent sometimes if it's really annoying what you're saying bro. And then people get me then. But it's I dumb it down a lot. Like if if you're from Ireland you'd be like why is he speaking like that? But like I have to speak like this or people don't fucking understand me. Speak normally. I don't know it's hard to speak normally I don't know just say something random like Jakey Davis is your favourite streamer Jakey Davis is my favourite streamer or something I speak really quick so I have to speak really slow don't mind my words fucking frustrating well thank you

23:12Chip:and thank you on behalf of our listeners because they appreciate it well thank you I feel like he's calling us slow no I think he is that's fine no I'm speaking slow do you prefer being over here or back at home oh back at home with shit for like streaming and stuff really it's just there's no one else let's say I'm the only person genuinely who do you live with now? I'm Jinge Jinge okay I don't know how you said I'm on it but yeah there was nothing for me I watch them boys do streams all the time like RLs and I'm like oh shit that because I'm on the group but I'm not there there was literally nothing for me what's it like

23:48Cal:living with Jinge? you get lost sometimes you get lost in the house because the house is so big you're a laughing guy I left one guy Tell us some stuff I just don't know His dog walks away He's living on his own now Why? He lives with him No I mean before You joined him Was he on his own? He was just living with his dog I

24:10Chip:Just walked out Like a big old mansion Yeah Just knocking about Walkie talkies to each other And shit Literally It's fucking madness But the dog just walks away And shits everywhere really He can't hear anything He's on his way out Oh what is that? Rest in peace Swatsworth might be calling Swatsworth might be calling for your fantasio yeah he's a good little puppy he is a great dog he's a puppy no no he's the opposite of a puppy he's a grump yeah an unk it's a grimp so are you are you boys having loads of birds around all the time like what's the vibe that's the thing with Ginge I said him all the time I'm like Ginge you're fucking wasting your potential here he doesn't fucking speak to females I was like you've got all this fucking aura success and you just he doesn't speak to birds like blokes to be fair he could do maybe that's why he's moved me in I could be a tester yeah have you ever have you ever had a suspicion have you been sleeping and thinking like what's that noise outside my what he's just edging outside the door yeah I hope not that would be something try and catch him like you try and catch Santa what oh Santa you're gooning again fuck I knew I caught you doing this what are you doing you do know Santa's your da so if you've seen that before your da he's gooning over you your dad edges over your outside the door my dad caught me once

25:28Cal:oh no tell us the story so I just unlocked it I was you know I was fairly young you just unlocked it I caught an FX woke up one day

25:40Chip:like nah this is sick

25:44you spam it don't you so I was I was in bed right I was in bed just chilling and then nothing was on show my dad's walked in my shorts are up but my arse is out

26:01Chip:wait are you stood at the end of your bed no I'm in bed on top of the covers on top of the covers that's such a compromising spot to be in so he's over the door just smiled at me then just shut the door I just didn't leave my bed due for like six hours wait he smiled at you no but like you're the house he's finally doing it That's my boy Damn It went like as soon as this man It was like It was like laughing at me Wait were you actually Like mid stroke? I can't remember I think so I'll just try blocking it out Did you stop? I kept going No I didn't No yeah I just buried my head in my pillow For six hours And just walked downstairs Like nothing happened What did he say?

26:47Have you ever spoken about it? No No my dad will watch this And then yeah well that would be a good icebreaker you see 100 % it is OP though when you first unlock it like you said because like you got infinite strokes so once you're done you can go recharge is crazy oh it's crazy yeah yeah bring in the AB boy that last time actually oh do you know it got clipped you know where you said you're a lot of Jakey Davis guy I don't know if you're saying it no I do I do but no I watched that on the stream right my dad's come home from work and I've gone down for a drink and he said um oh have you seen that um clip of him i think it was jalfrezy and chips

27:32Chip:you know though you just know his dad's doing that he's loving it gotta be i just looked at him dead in the eye i was just like what you on about so wait is your dad locked in like that does he oh yeah he watches all of it like oh brilliant i think as soon as i started doing it he just yeah gives me ideas stuff like that he's proper into it oh that's actually class my dad has no clue wait he doesn't know that you do this he does but it's like he's only just getting undead now it took him years to understand what I was doing he's 56 my mum's 44 so he's like a sugar daddy yeah sugar daddy with less money actually my mum's more of a sugar mum but so he's just a daddy he's just a daddy he tries bless him he's getting undead now he starts to watch the streams and stuff which is nice I wouldn't want my parents watching my stream it's like mad shit yeah my mum's called me up about my mum's like really not fuck she's if you got her on here you'd be like what the fuck really she's say some mad shit you just thought I know she probably had to sleep on a lot of stuff yeah my mum's called me up and shit about the pod before yeah so they're like you gotta stop saying stuff like that Cal it's like you gotta remember that's on the internet forever now nah just and she keeps she would always go like why does Chip keep saying this seriously she said that and I was like look if he wants to say that on the internet he can say that and then she would be like I know I'm sure he's a sweet lad but just let him know I'm worried about him like that

29:05Cal:she's wrong nah she's worried about you Miss Airy Fry's bag now it's true though I do think you've got like the worst case of brain rot that I've ever seen me? yeah it actually fucks me up do you think your digital footprint's bad or not? Obviously, yeah. But both of us... 15 years of just being like saying the worst shit ever.

29:30Chip:Yeah, that's one thing. And it really is a case of that. Once it's out there, it's out there. Yeah, but everyone knows what I'm on. They know my vibe. You know what to expect. Are these two now part of the Goon Squad, technically? Nah, nah, nah, no way. You don't just roll up and join the Goon Squad like that. No way. And they're doing their own thing with the Bov boys, man. the Goon squad is like an underground thing man we're not actually even really supposed to bring it up that's true yeah I respect that I wouldn't like Goon don't compare the two mate please don't I was only playing what about AB joining the Bov Boys as well oh yeah I heard about that that's interesting basically what he said I think his quote in quotation was I'm not joining that fruity group I think that's what he said I think he's got a point I keep getting threatened like the threat to me is like Jale if you carry on we'll get rid of you and just get AB in that's like a threat to me really?

30:20yeah they keep threatening me with AB

30:21Chip:I think the group would be significantly worse without you I think I think J.K. Davis is actually the key to the bov boys I agree the ultimate clip farmer yeah thank you yeah very funny so don't let them twist your arm like that oh thank you in fact I would switch I'd say Ginge mate if you do that one more time I'm kicking you out of this fucking group you should do that next time Ginge goes to me then we can get here being just like that I'll say to him I can get rid of you just like that yeah but that's fine though it was worth it at least I'll have some kind of dignity left you've got a clip out of it right have you seen are any of you boys going to look into doing one of these mafiathon speed conquers the US we've got one planned we're doing a Minecraft for me and I'm oh nice

31:15Cal:something I tried to do you know what I bring up all these ideas all the time like oh boys who wants to do this who wants to do it you know what these boys want to do just want to go home and be like oh look at my fucking shattered glass let me in your mouth mate he's fucking he's 18 and you've got him on a piece of paper and you fucking I hate it I hate it like we'll be streaming right you'll have Chazza Ginge right and Heinz sat in a car just looking at these cards right I'm like lads can we play a game and just like Jake just fuck off and make your own content he's like lads I get that I've done that for five hours now can we please play some games because I'm running out of ideas it was bad it was at reverence box it was 1.5k and Ginger's out there repping fucking about 10 or something and he turns to me and says oh you want to go halves anymore Ginger I'll be honest with you fucking not you can go halves I agreed to go halves on something last night that cost 6k what Oh my God.

32:13Cal:I mean, he just turns to me, he goes, you're an inmate. Who? Well, he's like buying a box. I was like, how much? Oh yeah. I was like, oh yeah, I'll go. So you think it's one and a half. And he goes, so I made it six grand. What is this? I don't know. Who said that? But he said, it's so casual. I was like, you're making too much money. I mean, you said yes quite easily.

32:32Chip:Yeah. That would have been chip as well. But the problem is then he wakes up the next day and goes, fuck. The post not at all. Yeah. Nah Something like this We're looking at Just so people listening We're looking at Kaisen out He's obviously doing His Mafia-thon right now Day one

32:47Cal:So what the big room And then just loads of chairs This would be

32:49Chip:See like All this Minecraft stuff Don't get me wrong Like yeah fine Sweet whatever But I'm not fucking arsed I want to see this stuff Yeah I hear it If you guys could get a house And then do something like this That would be Oh yeah I think In whatever Whatever farm it comes right Whether We do end up with A Bobboy's house or even if we just get an airbnb for two weeks we 100 we're going to end up doing something like that because i think at the minute when bob boys was first announced everyone was like oh streamer group which it is yes basically to describe it as a content group we're going to do both but at the minute i feel you're seeing a lot more youtube than you're seeing streaming i mean yeah which is what i'm surprised about because i think that's what separates you from bait squad sidemen and all that stuff is the streaming.

33:37Chip:So when you announced it, I thought it was going to be like, right, we're going to go and do loads of shit. I think that was the plan. It's definitely the goal. In my head. I mean, I think... I think overall, I think the streaming will be bigger than... Yeah, I think... YouTube, I think. I think me and you are very much on the same wavelength where we think streaming is going to be... I think the streaming will be the biggest thing of all of it. The biggest thing. Then you have like Taze who's up for the streaming, but he... Taze is full YouTube head. Really? Yeah, he's full YouTube. Well it's good to have a mixture Obviously Yeah But Yeah I would like to see the Yeah some sort of like 30 day Craft To be fair We've done subophones before Like by ourselves Like the longest I've been I've been like for like 25 days What?

34:1925 days

34:20Chip:And so that works Sorry you got a sub And then Every time you sub That keeps The timer going So I was like There's a thing called a power Power Power Power It's uh So basically every time someone subs for like an hour but I don't like 10 minutes instead of like your standard 3 minutes so like once that happens people just go fucking mad how many subs did you get in the 25 days? I think that was for the side man gave me a goal for the charity match he gave me what was it 10k subs fucking hell was that 15? no it was 10k did you get no I got like 5k that's fuck so you didn't get to play in the charity match because you couldn't get 10k subs I was I was late for 25 days straight to be fair if honestly them boys killed me I would have done it all the time they were like if you actually took it seriously and planned it out properly you would have done it but I just think I don't know you kind of want to earn it in a different way instead of like because I don't think I would have been ready for a side of my mind yeah but the thing is with that though it's like you started off too late with it you should have started it earlier planned it because towards the end of it I was dead it'd just be like right I'm just nipping playing football with my team fuck Oh, God.

35:32Chip:Just let the stream. Oh, okay. His stream would just be a sad man watching along for like two days. That's not true. It was. You just play it. You just play it. That is not true. You know, that's why you get angry. I'd have to travel like two hours to the game and then I would stream it on Vio and then I'd have to travel back. So I'd be going for about a couple hours, but I'd live stream the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd check at 1 p.m. and then I'd check it. That was fucking one day, you asshole. One day You need to do it Are you boys in the GTA server that Chip's in? Oh the RP Yeah the RP What are your characters?

36:09Chip:I've got Roger Todger Oh Why are they part of mine? What's yours? Will Fiddler Oh shit We took up Yeah In game What? Oh like If you're in Wait what did you say? No I said we need

36:22Cal:You want to link up Oh yeah You met each other Didn't you on Nah nah I was Chazza Did I meet you in were you on when I was on it? No, you met on the Fortnite stream, didn't you? Oh, we met on Fortnite, yeah. Yeah. Me and Jakey Davis. I was big, that. I had to do like warm-ups before, I suppose, yeah. Well, like vocal warm-ups. Nah, I was just like nervous and shit. Yeah. I was just like... Well, look at you now, you're shining, bro. Yeah, I was just like reading cards, making sure I had them prepped and stuff.

36:46Chip:Do you ever script any lines? No. He does. He fucking does. Nah, he's definitely got the post-it notes just above his camera just to like drop his zinger if this happens. He pre-plants jokes. I'm telling you, you do I don't you do on my mum's life I don't do you have a character in it oh I was role playing as fucking H or something for a while okay with that accent that would have been crazy what you saying bro you got me I think I met H and he was like mate what the fuck are you doing what you saying bro but H likes it he likes the character but then I switched it up and did cause horror doing a voice all the time yeah I've done Husband Dembili I just let you go around speaking the words but it gets to a stage where it looks like a rasp you know what I mean you just talk at every single female but that's my two characters basically Husband Dembili

37:38Cal:yeah careful with that Ging doesn't even go on it what? he doesn't do it he goes through phases he's not in he's not in to it at the minute but yeah like it's his own serve he just ain't on there bro but there'll be a time where he bashes it for weeks you better get on it otherwise I'm just fucking running around doing mad shit for no reason to like 400 viewers come on man trying to clip farm a little bit yeah I mean I'll hop on if you want me to yeah there you go

38:08Chip:you know what you need to do is just know he's on his stream like when he's on just like accidentally bump into him oh what are you doing here that's a shit yeah whoa no way we'll jump on with Salim oh Salim's he's great oh Salim's good he's very good Who's that?

38:24Cal:Just some Indian bloke. Well, don't say it like that. No, that is who he is. Just some Indian bloke. No, but that's his character in the game. Oh. Is he Indian in real life? So who's this? I actually don't think he's on the end of the day. Nah, you'd like to stitch me up. If he's not Indian in real life, then that's bad.

38:41Chip:I was going to comment. I don't know. Can I be honest with you? I've never met an Indian fellow named Salim.

38:47Cal:All right, he told me the character was Indian. So I was like, oh. And if you listen to the accent, he's trying to do like that kind of accent the voice isn't real he is of that origin the way you're dancing around this I'm fucking shaking here I'm new shaking your voice as real yeah no his voice is exaggerated oh okay so it is his voice but he just like exaggerates it yeah yeah yeah he's very funny though yeah

39:15Chip:I thought to be fair I just thought you checked out to be fair I'm not gonna lie but fair enough I thought you were just there like yeah sweet boys He's having a good one, man. You're doing a little doing score, bro. It says he's from the United Kingdom, so that sums up.

39:28Cal:Oh, there he is. That sums up nothing, really. Yeah, there he is. Oh, is he? Okay, so the character's meant to be from Pakistan. He did say, to be fair, I remember him going, oh, he's like, oh, my brother, you're only 50%. So is he, um... So now it makes sense. Why has he got poo in his mouth? How about your pardon? Tea, I think. Oh, tea. Oh, Lord of all. Is he a big streamer? Do you ever dodge your helmet? Is he a big streamer, boys? Not with that background Surely Honestly 61k followers 500 viewers He does very well He's very funny Yeah I fucking love that

40:01Chip:I feel like on Twitch There's so many Undercover gems Undercover? Yeah underground gems Charlie the commentator He was unbelievable Who's this? Charlie the commentator He was unbelievable Why are you saying What? Did he die? No no He stopped streaming Then he stopped Which is I think He's obviously doing it for like what's the word what do you mean it's mental health yeah you said he got a bit depressed wasn't it as character honestly yeah this guy honestly probably the best I've seen the watch he's so funny what this guy at the top the boy at the bottom that's me you dick oh my god why do you look like a twink like you look so different you look so different I'll put weight on that's what streaming does to you before I was a full time streaming now look at me nah I watch you put on like this like body um like that swim oh yeah the thing you wear to go in the ocean like a rash guard yeah yeah so you whacked that on you got a little bit upset about your current body state yeah i i used to go to the gym right so basically before i streamed i did like an office job and it got to a point where like i was that dedicated to streaming i'd work i'd get up i'd get to work for about quarter to nine work till five sit on the bus get home at six soon as I'm home run upstairs sit on my desk and stream I probably did that for about I don't even know six months straight the pounds started creeping up I thought you were talking about money there I'm just talking about your weight right yeah yeah Jesus Christ I'm not like that but what was the moment where you realised you could sack off your office job um they were treating me a bit I didn't like the way they were trying to like force me into doing extra hours right right right and I was like yeah we don't do that no but it's like I'd go to them and go yeah I'm not interested and then like they'd ask me again the next day and he's like I'm not doing it mate he's just like they kept asking what did you do I was at solicitors okay I was just like to be fair they always be working extra hours over there yeah but it's just like when it's not something you're passionate about you're not gonna put extra hours in especially when I had streaming as well yeah so I was just trying to leave there right and I had another job that I was going to go to that was close to home but I left in December I was supposed to start in January but it got randomly delayed to February the start of the job yeah so I was like I either keep working at the solicitors or for a full month just go hand with streaming yep I decided to go for the full month with streaming just about made enough money I think I made about 800, 900 pound spoke to my mum spoke to everyone and they were saying go part time at her job and stream as well and I was like nah I think you've got to send it I've got to send it spoke to my mates they said to do it but literally everyone else was just saying go part time and then I went to a winning United game at this point I weren't like I like speaking to ginger every now and then like a mentor mentor not a mentor

43:16and I went what do you reckon and he said and he said when you're 25 when you're 30 do you want to look back and think what could have happened I got hit with one of them

43:29Chip:so I was like I really want to do it I'm doing it and you made the right choice

43:34Cal:change with the wisdom yeah I'm telling you he's very wise although you know like it's weird like I was speaking to him and he's like he says he does like a full scout reports on streamers like mental and I was like what do you mean yeah and he goes well um I check what their what their energy is like at the start of the stream what it's like at the end of the stream I'm like fucking hell man

43:56Chip:you got an A in energy B in jokes literally I think he said he's scouting me um that's mad that for a few months I don't even know was your story similar or not really well mine's like like a very weird one so i started streaming before all them boys so i was like well yeah i feel yeah yeah yeah um so basically um so i started off like doing fifa tiktoks and then people were telling me to do twitch and i was like oh i don't know what it is so i started streaming off my ps4 like a wee shitty webcam and i said i got an icon pack or something i popped that on and then like at the time i didn't realize how fucked it was but i was getting like one to two k viewers jesus unpack on twitch but i didn't i didn't understand if that was good or not so like i was everyone was like fucking hell that's that's good that and then um i've saved up my dad actually i didn't save up my dad bought my first pc for me they started streaming i was supposed to go to university um and stuff and i was like fuck it well i'll just try streaming for a year see how it goes if it goes this yet then i'll just go to uni i'll just defer you know for a year um so i'd stream i'd started streaming and um it's just like like luckily for me like i've it took off straight away if you know what i mean yeah i got really lucky because it's like a tiktok at the time it was a cheat code so if you upload a video and said you're going live like at that time so many people would just come over so I think we found two two three months I was getting like enough money to live off monthly and then I think I was averaging then for a month I averaged like 800 viewers which is like how many viewers do you reckon you need to make it full time to earn like a living wage I think a couple hundred 200 viewers yeah is that it 200 300 yeah

45:34Cal:you can go full time with 200 Nah, but that's not though. That's not. It's hard to get to that. No, it is hard to get to that,

45:41Chip:but I'm just surprised that that's the number. I would have thought it'd be closer to a thousand.

45:45Cal:Well, 200, 300, they're dedicated. The gifting subs, they're subs themselves, and then you've got donations, bits. It all adds up a little bit. It does all depend on your communities.

45:56Chip:What part of it makes the most money? Is it the ads that you run or is it the subs? Subs, but it'll get to a point where it's like, say well say if you average 10k fat viewers yeah um you're fucking hell that's mad a lot of fans yeah so it's like you don't even need like yeah I don't know the subs are ever getting that many viewers I feel like with with streaming there's such a big gap between like you're either making enough to like live your life and and get by I guess but then the jump like once you start hitting the numbers like even like 5 10k average viewers then you actually start making some serious yeah ads on a Twitch stream

46:35Cal:though was so jarring because if you watch you go on a stream like oh it's locking to see what the boys are saying type some in or drop you a little sub and then fucking I'll hit with a three minute ad and you're like I've missed it like it's gone

46:47Chip:yeah yeah yeah and you just and the worst is when you see in the bottom corner like one of three you're like three I've got to watch three of these and then once it's all over you're like what did you say mate what was that the first time I saw you was the Sky Bree oh yeah because that was crazy. I remember seeing that because that was, she was like blowing up in the US and all over TikTok and then you, I was like, how the fuck has that happened? It's the most random wank. Like the most random wank ever. I just, I just played FIFA. You've seen the most random wank. Well, after seeing that maybe.

47:25Wait, is that you?

47:26Chip:Oh my God, you look so different there. I had a really bad haircut. I don't, I don't know. So, Explain to me, how does this happen? You just got to give the story because I know the people will want to hear the story from you. So basically she started, no, let me just stay. I don't know who she was before. No. Get that disclaimer out there, bro. Yeah, I bet you I didn't have a clue, did you? I don't have a clue, but I'm... I thought we did.

47:54Cal:Skybury shakes her tits for... For Power Hour. Is that the Power Hour you were on about? Wait, and then you're... That part of her went off. You said that though. You said every time she spoke, she jiggled. Oh my God, she jiggled her boobs, aye? But carry on. How does this link up even happen? So basically, she started streaming on Twitch. So she only started like a couple of days and I was doing my sub-buffin, you know sub-buffin I was talking about? Yeah, yeah. So I was live for about five or six days at that stage. And my viewers, seeing she was live and obviously like my viewers, like fucking horny lads, porn star on Twitch, they're straight over there they go on to her chat I don't know the time and they're saying collab of Heinz beans collab of Heinz beans and she's like who the fuck who the fuck is this dude Heinz and then eventually she comes onto my chat and um the lads are like oh Sky Breeze watch Sky Breeze watch and I'm all lads shut up fucking wise up next thing I get her stream up and she's in a hot tub not a hot tub sorry like a a paddling pill with a bikini just sat there and watched me stream and I'm going what the fuck's going on and then she's like oh who's this guy his accent's very cute and like I said before I was brooked at this stage just fucking watching this the little pecker was rising and basically then I didn't think anything she gave me a gifted sub or a sub or whatever and I was buzzing telling all my friends and stuff and then the next day then she went live again and my viewers went on again and said Heinz wants to do a call but I didn't say that my viewers literally set me up and then her viewers were saying she wants to do a call so they literally put us together so we had a Discord call and we were talking for two hours and I just kept on slapping on there I was like I've never been to America before I wonder what America is like no fucking way I swear to God it's all my life and she was like do you want to do shots and I was like fuck yeah so we're sitting there getting hammered on stream just talking actually talking shit I'm telling her that me and my girlfriend in an open relationship.

50:01Chip:Is your girlfriend going mad, by the way? She's asleep at this stage just like 4 in the morning and I'm confident.

50:06Cal:So your miss is asleep, you're on a stream with a porn star doing shots telling her you're in an open relationship. That's got to have

50:13Chip:gone down like a lead balloon. That's hard to be fair. But Sky was like, she was so interested in the open relationship. I got to her stage where I couldn't tell her it wasn't true. So I just had to go with it. So she just fought this whole time. The entire time? So you, So you slipped all these America. Eventually she called her friend Riley, like her assistant. She said, Riley, come over. Let's, let's book him some flights. I was going, yes. And then she was like, Oh, your girlfriend can come too. And I was like,

50:42Cal:fuck. But I was like, nice one. So she booked us.

50:47Chip:So she flew you out there. You and your missus for a week. Mental. And so when you went over there, you're obviously streaming. We don't want to stream. Done one stream. that was it that was literally it but we vlogged the whole thing and I've said this now and like what was it and everything it's so frustrating so I vlogged like most of it but she got a cameraman for the fall week Adrian he's just never given me the footage I've never got the vlog out of it no I've asked him so many times I've called him out in so many podcast Adrian you fucking lizard it's been about two years he's not he just doesn't He definitely don't have it no more.

51:28Chip:It's gone. But he replies to me saying, oh, I've got it. I'll send it. He likes me. This is the biggest edging of all time. Literally. And people ask me to this day, where's the footage? I'm like, he just won't send me it. It's fucked. It's absolutely fucked. I'm feeling it. So when you're over there and you're with your, like, what's your mission saying about that? Oh my Lord. She was like, so when I first told her, obviously she was asleep. So I said to the stream because I was still alive at the time. I was like, do I have permission to go to my girlfriend's house in the morning and tell her what's going on.

51:56So I went to the house and I was like, oh, Rachel, look at your phone. And she was like, why? I was like, look, check your Instagram. She checked her Instagram, she got everybody who was following her and she said, right, why is she following me? And I said, oh, she's flying us out to LA. Wow, and she's going, right, you're taking the pass here. And then she was driving to uni at the time so we were in the car together and I was driving there. And 30 minutes later she just looked at me and she went, Ryan, I went, what? She said, do you know she's a porn star? I went, what? Fuck off, you're joking.

52:37And then that was a bit awkward, but we got over it then eventually. And did she like the trip? She loved it. She's genuinely one of the nicest people you ever meet. She is lovely. And it was such a good job. She literally paid for everything. She took us everywhere. Like I said, most of it wasn't even fucking filmed or streamed she was just one of the best weeks of my life mate that's unreal that's such a crazy story she still checks up me all the time she's really nice

53:03Chip:how's my little beans getting up to she's really nice I can't speak highly enough of her oh that's class mate what funny story random things that just happened though get flown out to LA by a porn star that was weird that is streaming though that's what's so sick about streaming it's like the chat's like what he said there how they ended up in a car and he's like got nothing to do with it I'll have loads of people in my chat going oh Ginge wants you Ginge wants you I'll be able to go hi mate you okay and he goes yeah you alright I'm just like did you want me yeah do you want me and he's like no I know it's that nice one mate

53:42Cal:there's no need for it it was just a chat just winding up mate they do it all the time it's bad that's so good man

53:50Chip:that is the good thing I would say but now IRL streaming's becoming like the thing because before streaming was pretty much exclusive to gaming wasn't it and now it's IRL are you doing the FPL forfeits as well because you lost the first week and you got you want to explain what you guys were I had to go through Tesco in a maid's outfit buy cucumber baby oil and condom and just go through the just go through the till

54:23Cal:and what did the person look at you like what the fuck did you get any questions she was just giggling at me I think I got I think I got I got checked on the way out I had to buy petrol as well he went he went why are you wearing that because you're not getting married are you and I was like FPL forfeit mate he was like right okay like you weren't going to whip me I was like I've got to wait on that I want to wait that's insane

54:49Chip:Chip that's the type of shit you would just do on a fucking random Saturday, you know?

54:53Cal:Yeah, that is good shit.

54:54Chip:They're so hella unemployed. So you guys have weekly FPL forfeits for whoever loses the game week, right? Chazzo had one yesterday. Yeah. Who's that? Chazzo. So he lost. He had to wear a full Arsenal kit. Yeah. The recidement Sunday. Boots and everything. He was focused. No way. The entire video, he's just in the full kit. Because I saw a clip of him refusing to do it. Yeah, I know. We flapped out. It was actually a day before. Yeah. A few days ago. Yeah, I know. So I'm not doing it. we were like well that's the point of a forfeit you have to do it he gave on that and in February he had boots on oh my god so in this side man Sunday he's gonna be full kitten yeah he looks like Gokker is so good Gokker has gone wrong that is brilliant to be fair like on Twitter if Gokker is a stinker just use a picture of Chazzo yeah it is unreal I've seen them that's so good well have you got are the forfeits pre-planned or do you just come up with them every week on the spot on the spot yeah it's on the spot yeah but we've got this days now like the first two have been quite severe oh we got Jazza doing another one by the way he's lost again he's lost again so third week he's lost again so we're getting them to walk out you know Daisy Hill yeah yeah yeah we're getting them to walk out as a mascot that's class it'll just be funny to see yeah see those ones the thing is with the weekly ones our boys are so bad at just getting things done with the time that we couldn't do weekly ones so our ones are at the end of every season.

56:20Chip:It weekly is so good. So we've got, we've got, you've got to get a tattoo of the worst player that you had during your, your FPL year. So that's, that's the third worst. Then the second worst is, um, Oh, what is the second worst? Second worst is nine

56:40Cal:TikTok dances in a row.

56:42Chip:Yeah. So you've got to do two. That was not too bad. That was the third. What's all tattoos? Third. Yeah. Third part. Okay. no no no sorry third is in not bottom not second bottom third bottom oh okay so third bottom is tattoo is tattoo second is do a tiktok no nine tiktok dances in a row in a row but I don't mind that one that one's fine with me I find that's fine

57:03Cal:and then rock bottom is actually quite shit rock bottom that needs to change you should change that you could flip it it depends who does it they'll want it if someone's like yeah doesn't like doing tiktok dances yeah but whoever does that it's just so easy Kallax just made it seem bad

57:15Chip:yeah it really wasn't that difficult the bottom one what's bottom again The bottom one is you got to go to a comedy show, register as open mic, and you have to read out jokes written by the other boys. Oh, no. That's horrible. That's dark. That's fucking dark. Was that your idea? You nicked it. Oh, yeah, yeah. We must have stolen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cheers. Yeah. So that one is genuinely like, I can't do that. That's dangerous. Yeah. No, one, it's dangerous. And two, like, I'm going to be shaking like a leaf. Are you boys going to go to it? yeah all the boys will be there yeah definitely but not only that but the problem is like the crowd as well is all gonna like they're there for comedians you know and the other people that are going before you and after you are genuine comedians oh and so it's just gonna be more to

58:01Cal:find get booed off the stage after three jokes i think yeah we went to one the other night and there was someone who doing it as their fpl forfeit and they were fine too fair really yeah they made it like i think i'm like oh so you're here for the comedy show like they made it they

58:13Chip:made it awkward and funny oh okay yeah because you're not allowed to say the jokes that people have other people have written that will be the that will be bad yeah because you know the boy's gonna write some bad shit if that's filmed you might be done yeah well that you know what that is actually so there was in the chat is it is it like oh it's filmed and for the boys usage only let's make it sound like they were gonna goon over it but yeah that's probably for the best

58:39Cal:yeah that's a really bad one that it's good content though fuck if you can use it it's funny as fuck tiktok of that will go off

58:46Chip:of what of that joke yeah but the problem is I don't want that set out there

58:51Cal:you're actually he's at the bottom already as well he's what he's third bottom right now is he oh shit where are you uh near the top who me oh on the boy yeah yeah I'm third bottom yeah it's because he captained wood yeah yeah that was bad that was bad I don't know if she'll get rid of Palmer you know he's been injured for how long

59:07Chip:yeah he just hasn't been great some crazy stat that he hasn't scored an open goal open play goal since like Feb or something yeah like January in the Prem sorry yeah he's obviously done the club world you know one of my football team triple captain Richarlison the other day who's a great shout sorry fuck it Grealish I put him on from he's really cheap and he's fucking he's flying at them yeah but you never know whether it's just like you know we get the honeymoon period four assists doesn't come about like that yeah because that does happen a lot when somebody gets a move and then they just class for like three or four weeks and then they just fall off a cliff.

59:43Chip:You see her up, mate. So well, yeah, I don't know. Maybe it might be all right, to be fair. Shit. We didn't finish the fucking ranking, don't we? Oh, what? The blind ranking? Fucking hell.

59:53Cal:We've done from that, just really? Yeah, all right. Come on then, let's do this. I can't remember what you had it as. Oh, there it is. So we had George, second part, Danny Foth.

1:00:02Chip:Oh yeah, you got Billy the Goat. So you guys haven't really watched Billy the Goat? Well, I'll let you pick I've posted I've posted streams like age and stuff I would personally put in five because I'm I'm thinking like it could be James number one so there's no there's no but I would put in five I think alright and last is Syndicate I don't mind that well no Syndicate at one nah he's one of the goats of the game he is one of the goats yeah you know how many viewers he was getting in like prime syndicate era nah like 50k what Wow. It was something nuts like that when he was doing that Mayanite.

1:00:38Chip:America as well. Yeah, it was all the American viewers. Was it called Mayanite? Was that what it is? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think that's one of the hardest things like looking at as a British creator. Like the US audience, it just doesn't translate, does it? No, no, no, not at all. Because the jokes, the humor, it just doesn't land over there. They don't have sarcasm, do they? No, they don't get it. So true. what do you think about all the view button oh interesting Jen just been caught for that yeah yeah yeah he got a TikTok made of him he's view button and stuff which is fair enough that's good so do you all chip in to help out with that of course is it like a pot that you all put money into to pay for the box just to get the viewers out yeah yeah how much does a view bot actually cost I just have no idea why that into Google how much for a Twitch view bot I'm really curious

1:01:26Cal:yeah I'm really just curious because if my viewers are doing it for the streamers it's weird yeah I don't get it I don't get it Chaz was here tonight yeah I felt bad for him you know I messaged him like 8k go on Chaz like Ginge and Chaz were like 8k neck and neck I'm like what's going on and he just dropped down to like 4k but 4k's not bad

1:01:44Chip:mate 4k's fast yeah I don't believe it but we thought it was like 8k averaging 4k for ages 10 quids really for a thousand views or more fuck yeah mate everybody listening just going yep sign me up can you send me that please that is yeah because in the US it's I don't think maybe some people in the UK do it but I don't think there's enough I haven't seen anybody do it. It's really easy to tell if you're doing it. You'll be able to know. Plus you get banned as well if you're caught. Yeah but they were saying that so many people in the US do it and it's like to the point where it's normal over there to have a view bot.

1:02:22Chip:Yeah because did you see the video where XQC was going around looking at everybody's stats because Twitch had come in banned like view bot to like put something in place that was going to help eliminate view bots and you could see on a particular date all these streamers that usually have like 40k viewers dropped down to like 10 well done I mean obviously still 10k is 10k but still it's not 40 is it that was mad so yeah the whole view bot thing was fucking crazy I thought I've only ever had like chat bots oh you get some dodgy one like people just spam like you're a no chin freak alright mate so you're telling me people pay to have to spam your chat with that obviously you get people who like and they'll just like spend money to that's a weird one it's interesting it probably happened now you just just like weird stuff if there was a tip to a streamer what would you give them because I know there's loads of people grinding with like two or three viewers right now listening.

1:03:32Chip:Meet Ginge. That's my advice. That would help. A lot. It's like, stream something you enjoy. I think that's, be consistent and just do something different. You think you need to go every day? Yeah. 100 % though. Really, yeah. I went on a holiday for a week. Before I went on a holiday, I was averaging 60 viewers. Came off my holiday after a week. I dropped down to seven viewers. What? and it takes ages to get back up they often just sacks you off after one week literally it's ruthless to watch you know do you know it's mental though it's like so many people stream right and it's like you don't you don't realise um like people just don't even get off one viewer which is mental like so it's yeah it is mental it's so hard you've definitely got to do some kind of short form as well yeah tiktok that's actually cool yeah because you see that Ed Matthews that his whole thing is just TikTok that he just runs lying in it those American clubs are fucking you and me speaking about that on the last part yeah yeah yeah we're just rocking up to the frat bar so funny that's what they're like the movies as well boys you lot need to do Bob Boys Take Over America oh yeah I'll be psyched that that would be sick every day it's just an IRL stream yeah that would be that would be very good on each person's stream yeah put that one in the back pocket please yeah no we do need to go to America or just travel like anytime that streamers travel it banks like the moment that you leave your area I feel like the streams just do so well you obviously saw what happened with speed when he was going to like did his Asia tour I feel like his Asia tour was way bigger than the US one that he's doing now maybe I just haven't seen it as much

1:05:18Cal:because well I mean the US tour doesn't feel big because he just lives there

1:05:22Chip:there he is sleeping right now he's been crashing out a lot as well because apparently his production team's been like we think that's clip farming though you think? yeah we think they're doing it on or like it's all on purpose I hear it all because yeah like the crash outs like suppose he got rid of slips as cameraman and then just brings him back randomly and I'm just saying like you just don't get rid of slips like he's your cameraman he's your guy like you just don't do that I hear it all actually

1:05:49Cal:wait so what he's sleeping on stream just 24-7 for 30 days so what just getting 8 hours a kip and the camera's on him. Yeah. Sometimes I'll play like another video over the top or something like that. Is he doing no nut? Well, yeah. 30 days of no nut. Oh, you don't? Yeah. Nah, just go in the toilet and do it. Yeah, but you got the mic on. Nah, fine. Do it in the shower then. The sound of the shower will drown out the fuck. It's a good tactic. What the fuck? To be honest, you'll probably make it worse. I think I've not thought about this, bro. Yeah, you'll be able to hear it Planning my goonathon.

1:06:22My goonathon.

1:06:24Cal:Oh, God. I'm going to call it that

1:06:26Chip:if I have a new one. Just like, how many sneaky ways can you slip a goon in on a stream without making it obvious? Fuck. I think I only, I've only slept on stream once and I kept having this dream that I kept waking up getting my knob out to go to the toilet. Oh my God. But like, before I get to the toilet, so I kept like waking up going like that, think I got my knob out on stream. It was awful. Would you ever do that? Is it one of those ones where people donate enough money that a sound place to wake you up? I've never seen those. I've heard that Yeah Fucked You don't get a sleep at all That looks like you Stan We did establish it

1:07:01Cal:Wait why do you keep waking up here lad The sounds The sounds are playing They keep playing

1:07:06Chip:Is it true you think you've woken up With your cock out With your cock out With your cock out Okay

1:07:16Okay Okay Okay Okay That's Okay

1:07:19Cal:Oh my god Mate you look like a thumb

1:07:27that is one of the highest things ever 24 hours stream you can't sleep yeah but that's unhealthy no yeah but what you don't think right is i went live at three yeah to stream for 24 hours i've been up since nine so i've been up six hours before yeah you gotta wake up whack it on and just crack us like that so i woke up in the morning went live should i wear yeah boys there's so many

1:07:50Chip:different things you could do with now that you've got a group of you got a fucking jump on that shit asap yeah i agree completely yeah even just knocking around wait you're filming after this see you should have just done an irl london stream all of you yeah you should i'm more in that mind i'm more in that mindset but i do also enjoy the youtube side of it yeah the youtube is so good it is hard it's hard because it's like obviously i'm still very new to it it's like i if i don't stream i get like i'm anxious anxious yeah i don't even know maybe i don't even know but it's like i just don't feel settled if i don't stream in a day yeah well that was the same um i know a lot of the simon boys had that when they wouldn't upload like because they were all uploading every single day on one of their channels and if they went away on like holiday or something like that then they would get that same feeling if they weren't uploading um but the thing is obviously with videos you can sort of uh like pre-load them like pre-film the pre-record them whatever and then upload them while you're away whereas you obviously can't do that with streaming like the idea of an other holiday is a bit of a myth yeah i also feel like i'm like neglecting the chat as well like oh like jamming i don't know i get you i get you yeah well it sounds like sounds like beans they're like fuck that man i'm chilling they all call me like the poor-timer like if I it's not that I'm fucking a poor-timer you're just not home I just didn't realize how like in-depth some people like the viewers are like because I grew up watching YouTube so when I come over to Twitch it's like if you're not streaming everyone's like what the fuck are you you care that much like I've not gone live

1:09:27it's like if I put in my discord going I'm not going live today I'm like fucking nervous to press send it's like L L L you're telling you a new one shit on

1:09:37Cal:when I did my stream the other day I was like yes bro I was loved that I'll be live tomorrow and probably the day after too I haven't been live since but at the end I've just been like you fucking said you were going live mate people tweet me like what happened to going live that's what I mean and it's like you'll get like one person in your discard going don't worry Jake just enjoy your day off until I just respond going shut up you prick

1:10:00Chip:alright we've got some dilemmas here to wrap it up boys oh shit so let's go with the top one here you become the number one streamer in the UK but you accidentally keep your stream on while having a wank surely this has got to genuinely be every streamer's worst nightmare is accidentally being live I've had it before but I've not wanked thankfully I just sat there fucking picking I got a phone call from one of my mods saying you're still alive and I was like oh no it's very possible you know there's been clips of streamers that accidentally leaving it on live and they've gone and like shagged somebody in the background.

1:10:37Chip:Have they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's viral clips of that. Fucking wow. Stan will be quick to search this one. Check this. Who did that? Where was that? I won a dirt talk to my girlfriend. You had one dirty talk to my girlfriend? But it wasn't like really bad. I was like, I can't wait to fucking get out of the night, if you know what I mean. That was an awkward one. Well, I'm being serious.

1:10:57Cal:Yeah, you're like bricked up. AB forgets to end live stream. All the time. He does this so much, mate. he's gonna fucking end up going in on stream

1:11:08Chip:didn't you say that like randomly a stream will just go live when he's not even there so Snoop Dogg did it for 8 hours

1:11:19Chip:that's mad would you alright would you do would you be number you get to be number one for 6 months have you got the covers over your knob or is your knob out nah you're out I think the chopper's gotta be out yeah oh shit I'm gonna at the desk too I'm gonna go I would do it aye You would have a wank To be number one It might be a good clip Aye It would be a good clip But down to that It's so fast-paced People forget Like so quick Look at speed Speed's knob came out Don't even

1:11:47Cal:Yeah Yeah Yeah but Gooning on stream Mental Because they're going to See your face and shit And like See the way

1:11:53Chip:And see you not bro See you squirm As you get that The knot Oh no Yeah yeah The full shebang bro Oh stop I tell you what I reckon the moment Of realisation That you're alive Would be one of the worst feelings impossible dive out your window you got me like worried and it's not even happened

1:12:09Cal:to me yeah oh i'm really stressed out about it now i imagine you like barely not as well what like a weak rope what am i hearing like a proper thin rope honestly oh like you almost shot a blank yeah no because then people know you're a serial goon because then people knew you'd just goon before the stream so he's like oh he's not even recharged

1:12:40Chip:alright so what you're saying you taking it yeah you taking the deal I was thinking about it but the fact you said they see us not it's kind of changed me but I think our favourite common face is ugly yeah what are you saying I'm gonna go now and your dad watches the streams too so just the second time he's watching it alright what were the other ones I'll tell you this clip though. The guy at the concert. Why are you watching people goon bro? Have you seen this? Oh my God. Did you see the one on the plane? Fucking hell. I like Coldplay but not that much. He just gets sweaty. Is he just fucking him up?

1:13:10Chip:Oh shit. Oh he's rattling him. Fucking hell. Stop gooning. He gets taken away. Why did he just smack him though? That is interesting. I can't laugh.

1:13:20Cal:Fucking can't do anything. Was he actually going or was he just? Oh. Can't have a good time. When I was at Tenerife with my girlfriend we was in the sea. I'm 90 % sure this couple next to me we were just getting it off in the sea. Really? Like, they were just like there, like for too long. And it's just like, they're just bobbling up and down. It's just like, they're looking around. Yeah, that's a bit weird. And there was like kids in the pool as well. Oh, right. Okay. Right, that is fun.

1:13:45Chip:All right, here we go. You get 100K brand deal, but your full browser search history is leaked.

1:13:54Chip:Oh, yeah. Is that including incognito? Yeah, yeah, yeah. the full shebang like the FBI had done a job on you here nah I don't fucking can 100k what's in there for my girlfriend I've never got a girlfriend I don't know you've just leaked it now

1:14:13Cal:allegedly if you drop allegedly in that sound yeah she'll give you enough if you do more beer right you're yeah yeah there's nothing dodgy in there to be honest nah the only thing reverse psychology nah do you know what it is though it's like I'll watch a Netflix documentary and then I want to see the crime scenes

1:14:32Chip:yeah oh you're one of those guys oh lord you're getting into the crime scenes nah nah nah no oh let me see that crime scene

1:14:41Cal:so bloody what Stan what are you oh Stanley fucking hell nah Stanley's at a he's like nah what have I done

1:14:50Chip:nah let me put the mic away the worst thing is he gets the editor we won't even see that yeah I'll just cut that so you taking the deal or not oh yeah i'll take it nah good man you know what that says that says to me that there's going to be more opportunities to earn money down the line hopefully yeah otherwise i'll look back at this

1:15:09Cal:and i need to read out you're doing a collab stream with your favorite person ever but during the stream your mom walks in holding your laundry and says i washed your lucky wank sock what sort

1:15:21Chip:of dime is that there's a reason why i skipped that one i went to the bottom because i read the other one. You're a wrong. That'd just be funny though. And also,

1:15:33Cal:would you take it then? That's the dilemma. Why does my mum know that I got a lucky wank sock? Yeah, well that's the real dilemma. And also,

1:15:40Chip:what makes a wank sock lucky? Is this one, the one that you just like, I always know in this one. It's reserved for the best nuts. The big ones. All right, boys. We're going to wrap it up there. I feel like ending it on a bit of goon talk is probably the best best way to do this podcast I know you guys have got a nice day of filming ahead of you what video bingo yeah bingo oh bingo you lot are changing the YouTube game yeah for real just like we're doing 21 next week 21 now we're not really alright boys we're gonna leave it there beans shaky it's been a pleasure having you on thank you thank you for coming down I do appreciate it I know it was an early one for you boys but we hope to have you on again depending on the performance of the podcast.

1:16:31Chip:You know what? How about this? If it does over 150k views we'll wheel it back. It's not going to do that. Let's put it on our stories. Wait boys, we need you lot to bug it. We'll get Jung Pro. We'll see you guys in a little bit. Bye bye.