250. Freezy’s HOWLER At Josh & Freya’s Wedding, Inside USA Leaked & Chip and AB Try Fishing…

7:04Cal:is these like

7:05Chip:when you say raw vlogs I think of an AB vlog

7:07Cal:oh yeah okay yeah so about half of the video is done like that I made sure to do that because I thought when we did it in Canada I thought oh the footage from the actual handheld is better like it's funnier everything on that is better even if the A7S looks really nice

7:20Chip:like you can't do you find that when you're doing that as well you get like way more creative yeah when it's just you because like you try and get like these wild shots just for fun

7:35Cal:that's what i would do you know i don't it's just a fucking little shitty like gopro yeah but like

7:41Chip:you'll go set it down in a cool way and then you get angles a cameraman always gets it from like this angle yeah and that's not that's not a dig on the camera because they're not going to be fucking laid down on the floor like sniping you like that but you just get a much bigger variety of shots.

7:55Cal:Yeah, yeah, like there's, yeah, there is a couple of times where I just fucking wipe the camera down in a random place. I don't know if it looks good or not.

8:00Chip:In between a tree, like you're trying to balance the camera and stuff, like it's half the fun.

8:04Cal:Fucking on the end of your knob.

8:07Chip:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

8:09Cal:Got a laugh over there.

8:10Chip:Nah, nah, you got a smile and it was a smile of pity.

8:14Cal:Bro's in tears.

8:14Chip:No, bro is in tears. Um, so you came back to me and you catch some fish, you went fishing.

8:23Cal:Yeah, Oi Let me not do Let me not do When's this episode Yeah you're good bro

8:28Chip:And first of all Stop pretending like it's a spoiler Like oh no They caught a fish I'm not watching the vid I caught a free fish Oh you spoiled it now Once you catch a third one I'm gonna go He don't catch anymore

8:45Chip:Nah I'm tired of People talking about Spoilers on podcast

8:49Cal:It doesn't do shit to your video Spoiler alert Okay Spoiler alert It'd be caught a really big one. But I caught more. Really? Okay. It was actually really fun. I can fly fish now. Did you have somebody teaching you? Yeah, we had a guide, like this guy, he just came out, right? It's just so funny. We just rock up to the fishing shop. The guys are all taking their piss. He's like, they're just, these civilian guys just fucking around. And it's like, outside, he's like, go get in your car. And he's like, I'm driving the fuck wagon. What? We're like, what? He's like, fuck wagon, fuck wagon. And I was like, nah, I'll get you, bro.

9:24Cal:stop being weird takes us 30 minutes down to this river we all just we've got these like overall fishing overalls on because you go into the river wading yeah it's really cool and he's just smoking non-stop he stops at the petrol station on the way to the fishing spot and buys five packs of cigarettes we're like five packs I was like nah he must be getting them for the family as well we get there and he just he smoke he does a cigarette don't leave his mouth he was there for two hours and he just goes right I'm gonna leave you boys I'm going I was like here's some Here's some flies and shit. Just fucking crack on.

9:55Cal:You can stay here all day if you want. I was like, oh, nice one. He was like, yeah, I'm off. And he just left. So what'd you do with all the kit? We took it back to the fishing shop. Oh, okay. Yeah, he was just some guide.

10:05Chip:So he taught you how to do it briefly and then said, right, I'm off. Yeah. That's kind of sick to be fair.

10:09Cal:He stayed with us for like an hour and then he couldn't be arsed anymore. He was like, look, you've caught fish. I'm off. And he was just smoking, smoking, smoking. Genuinely, nonstop. Must have done a pack in two hours. were you catching it and then releasing them yeah we didn't have a license to cook them oh really is that a thing yeah I think so it was like 500 quid it was quite expensive what for that little tripping thing for two people that's kind of wild yeah that's really expensive rent the gear get the fishing license for an hour of his time then the guide per person for a half day yeah it's plenty of that isn't it yeah

10:48Chip:that's kind of cool at least you caught fish though because it would have been so funny if you'd just been out there and you just caught me.

10:52Cal:I was worried that would be the thing. And I was like, oh, I really want to just do a fishing trip. That's why I fucking went. I was like, let's just do this. See what happens. I'm fucking, we're catching them fish, holding them up like, yeah. What was that the biggest size one that you got? I don't know. Maybe like that.

11:07Chip:That's still kind of decent. We're not talking like minnows.

11:09Cal:No, it was like brown trout, rainbow trout, you know. Rainbow trout sounds delicious. Yeah, if you know fish, you know.

11:17Chip:Yeah, all right.

11:17Cal:I got to take you with me sometime. show your ropes

11:21Chip:little fly fishing my grandpa used to take me fishing who? my gramps

11:27Cal:you were telling me grandpa was woke no no the opposite you said it was granddad and great granddad no no no grandpa's good grandpa I use is it grandpa or grandpa

11:40Chip:I usually say it with an M I don't know if that's right would you use it it's not grandpa or is it fuck

11:47Cal:why is it? it could be either or

11:49Chip:it could be either or can we get a google on this please what do you mean it could be either or I'm pretty no I'm like 90 % sure it's grand MP because you got grand grandpa grandpa yeah there you go

12:01Cal:it's an informal version of grandfather oh it's grandpa yeah

12:06Chip:and now put grandpa like the way Chip's saying it I think I say it your way

12:12Cal:but I've got I'm just a little bit confused wait it is grandpa oh so it's both yeah so it is both then nah man grandpa's just like the slang word jeez that's why people call me no no no they say your gramps oh yeah it's true yeah your gramps good shout all right okay yeah yeah so anyways he he taught

12:33Chip:me how to fish oh you can already fish uh i can't really remember now but let me tell you the bit that i didn't enjoy what so like we'd be catching them pull it out and the fish is like fucking doing his thing doing his dance moves and then

12:52Chip:fucking bat on its head three times oh yeah

12:55Cal:it's kind of sad that isn't it and I was there like ah you just kind of just kind of batted it

13:01Chip:not like that because otherwise that would have been edible but like he's

13:04Cal:very primitive isn't it

13:06Chip:it is but then I was thinking that's life that's the circle of life isn't it

13:10Cal:doesn't have to be bro but it kind of does

13:13Chip:because I love sushi I love fish so much why don't you eat vegan sushi because I like fish

13:20Cal:the vegans have got it right man killing animals for our own gain when we don't have to for our health we need to follow Louis Hammy's footsteps who's? Hamilton's Louis Hamilton is he a vegan? I don't reckon he is he is isn't he? I reckon that's he's just chasing he's just chasing he's chasing a quick bag he started his own burger store didn't he? yeah Neat Burger don't make me talk about Neat Burger

13:41Chip:oh well Neat Burger's closed down now gone under hasn't it? It has gone under I think I can openly say this This is an opinion It was the worst burger that I've had in London Did you not like it just because it was vegan? No So when it was in there When I went like this The patty slid out And at this point I realised Lewis Hamilton you have blood on your hands Well I'm sure it wasn't him cooking it

14:09Cal:No it wasn't To be fair it wasn't him cooking it I did look in the back and he weren't there for sure. Okay. God, he cleared that up, but he should have done some quality control, you know,

14:18Chip:do you know what it is though?

14:19Cal:With a lot of these celebrity things,

14:21Chip:it's one, the name just kind of gets attached to it. And usually it's just because they invest like a decent amount of money into the business. And so it's not even like, Oh, neat burger by Lewis Hamilton. It's not like that. It was just, he was an investor. Yeah. And obviously in the press release when they're, they're like, Oh, we've just completed investment round. We have Lewis Hamilton backing us. and then they're like oh my god this is lewis hamilton's burger place so i don't even really

14:45Cal:blame him like that but the burger was bad has there ever been a successful vegan burger spot

14:52Chip:yeah there's been good like i've had a vegan version um it's i think honest burger do one

15:00Cal:now i'm talking about a spot dedicated to it oh what double oh what

15:11Cal:yeah um best vegan burger spots impossible burger beyond sorry i was thinking of beyond burger not honest burger beyond burger why do i know that yeah because it's actually quite popular there's one on uh in shoreditch on the high street oh okay but i swear they do normal meat yeah me i'm so like i would think i'm talking like it's one where it's just dedicated to vegans anyways it's such shit chat that we shouldn't even really bother you're fucking right yeah

15:38Chip:that's so shit I'm so sorry to the listeners for that little bit

15:41Cal:at the end of the day just fucking go home and have a steak yeah

15:44Chip:thank yourself yeah good for you nice so while you were in Slovenia we've done this quite nicely actually last few times we've just both been away we've come back with some zingers and then we've got stuff to talk about yeah so I had to go back from Josh's wedding

15:59Cal:how was it I saw the pictures last night it looked like a little bit of a movie yeah

16:03Chip:do you know what it was i knew it was gonna be sick and it was better than i thought it was gonna be where was it speak can you say where it was yeah it's in the south of france okay yeah and like you know it was in a chateau yeah i don't know what that is just like a big mansion essentially is that just a french word for mansion then i think so yeah and it was like the most aesthetically pleasing thing I've seen.

16:34Cal:Yeah. You see people holding like them, like umbrellas to protect you from the sun. Yeah.

16:39Chip:But it wasn't just like an umbrella. It was like all part of the aesthetic. Was it hot? Yeah. During the, in the middle of the day, it was boiling at like 28 degrees. And you know, when you're in a suit, oh.

16:54Cal:Yeah.

16:55Chip:Yeah.

16:55Cal:Sorry, bro. That's just how annoying it is, you know, being in a suit in the heat.

17:00Chip:Yeah. It was, It was so sick though. Like the food was good. That makes a big difference. The drinks. I had a lot of mojitos when I was there. And it's one of those you see at weddings that as soon as you get there. You get a drink. What's the welcome drink? The champagne. Yeah. Champagne. But then instantly they're just wheeling out all sorts. There was one really funny bit that happened. And again, this is, yeah, I'm hoping that the story is going to do it justice. So I rocked up half an hour early because I was anticipating a bit of traffic. There was no traffic. So we just got there. myself truffle pick and randolph we got there half an hour early and so they were there like ah like the winnings not really started but if you you can kind of just sit and over here and wait and people people will come through i'm so like that's fine so we're sitting there minding our own business and um sort of 10 minutes go by and one of the organizers comes up to us as a group and goes oh would you guys just my uh we've got some of the guests arriving uh yeah we got some of the guests arriving would you guys mind just playing some ambient music for them and i was there like what and then truffle pigs going yeah sure and then you get randy going yeah yeah i could do that but i'm looking at them too like what what you what you talking about anyways the lady leaves and randy starts pulling out his phone i'm not randy what you're doing he's like well i'm gonna play ambient music i'm like what and i'm looking around and i've clocked it the lady thinks that we're the roaming band yeah so i i think i think you and they're like guys randy put your fucking phone away i think she thinks we're the roaming

18:44Cal:band he's like what really well yeah she she's not expecting the guest to play ambient music

18:54Chip:on their fucking phone wait so randy was gonna pull out spotify and put on like fucking lo-fi chill like so the ladies then come back over about two minutes later goes guys we really need you to start playing the ambient music like that with a bit of a not a tone but she was just like straightforward direct and i was like um sorry sorry i think we're like the guest that you're

19:18Cal:referring to and she went oh my god are you not the band oh bro we burst out in tears because

19:26Chip:randy had his phone like this getting ready to bang tunes right truffle pig was trying to help randy like yeah go on play the tunes and i'm there like you lot are actually out of your fucking mind only one that's klutz it it was so funny anyways and she was there like oh my god i'm so sorry yeah um can i get you guys drinks like obviously she just made a mistake but i was in tears but like obviously all three of us dressed like we must just look like we were the roving band sat down so that was that was a funny start to the day what else happened give us some good stories it's gotta be yeah no the thing was uh you so obviously the ceremony happens like genuinely mate like it was the most picturesque ceremony thing that made me realize i'm not too sure i also understand why people are low like it's a lot of like pressure and attention yeah

20:20Cal:it does look like that i mean like you had the most beautiful setting josh was stood up there waiting for freya to walk down and i'm just there like this is a bit mental you know yeah like they

20:33Chip:spent months planning this like for like this is like the one of the big moments of the night and they're like all the flowers looked insane and then i'm but because i'm engaged i'm thinking well how much did them flowers cost and oh my god like imagine how much that cost yeah and i was looking at and i'm i'm doing the math i'm thinking i might fuck this all off like i might just fuck

20:58Cal:off the wedding specifically it's probably very expensive though right oh man had to cost a

21:03Chip:fortune yeah genuinely it was it was that insane you know they had fucking drones kept like we're talking like zach schneider was doing this shit bro oh you wouldn't want zach schneider doing it

21:13Cal:but it could be a movie though yeah okay i see what you see i'm saying like epic yeah okay i mean so you could just have anybody that i was just gobsmacked with it um and yeah it was obviously

21:23Chip:beautiful the the the wedding happens uh sorry as in the um what do they call that like exchanging of vows happened then we went and we had drinks just like kind of not standing around but you know waiting for the dinner part now that went for like two and a half hours at a free bar now you know there's a lot of people there that don't drink often so two and a half hours of drinks on tap you're absolutely fucking this is before like the party right this is before dinner oh before dinner that's right yeah but regardless everyone held it down we were playing fun games they did like the throw the bouquet thing really funny shit happened with that um and everybody was just laughing having a good time whatever but it went on for like two and a half hours so by the time dinner came everybody was like ready and like ravenous for dinner but also bladdered and then when you sit down they put us on a sick table you know like sometimes i've been to weddings you get put on a table and you're there like don't really know people don't know what everyone's vibe is like are they going to crack jokes are you're stuck with them for at least like two two and a half hours at these weddings like you want to make sure you're a good table our table is stacked the only downside to our table is theo baker although otherwise it was literally spot on We got Randy, Lux, Reeve, Chris, George, myself, Theo.

22:45Chip:That's always the best. You know what? And we're just getting hammered at this table. It was so fun. Then the other table.

22:53Cal:The other table must be the looking over that. That's the fucking, that's the table.

22:57Chip:Well, we kept trolling. We were there like, yo, should we just do a big loud cheers at our table right now? And so we did. We got cheers like this. And then another table would like be like, no, no, no. We're going to do a big cheers. So they did a big cheers. and we had a bit of a war going on. But it was just, it was a sick vibe. The speeches were all really good. Toby delivered a masterclass in a speech. Oh, really? Very impressive. Oh, shit. Who was it? Did Theo get told to shut up? Nah, nah. I think Randy got told to shut up.

23:27Cal:For doing what? Nah, he was just ripping ad-libs. Nah, he did get told to shut up in a bad way, sorry. Just like a...

23:32Chip:Nah, it was just, you know, Randy, shut the... Let the blow speak. But then supposedly he'd been told, run up the ad libs because uh the person doing the speech wanted ad libs oh okay so it was me it was me that got the hype yeah yeah exactly which i thought was really good and yeah and then uh then it sort of went into the party everyone was just so fucked up at that party there was a lot of a lot of anxiety the next day you know those ones you gotta be done though isn't it It's a wedding. I'm so embarrassed.

24:03Cal:That's the main place you got to get absolutely trolled.

24:06Chip:Yeah. And we did. And oh my God, Theo Baker sang Angels. On live?

24:12Cal:On the stage. Oh, did he do the thing where he gets his top off?

24:16Chip:Do you know what? There was a point where we were trying to get all the guys to back off their tops. So we had some of the parents topless. What? It was actually kind of amazing.

24:26Cal:Did you, you lost your suit? Yeah, I don't know where it is.

24:29Chip:Why? How? I don't know. I don't know. I actually have no idea. So that was an expensive suit.

24:34Cal:Why did you buy a new suit? You already have loads. This is the thing.

24:39Chip:I buy a suit and someone always spills shit on it and ruins it. Yeah. And then I just have to go and buy another one. And now I've found out that I've got to go buy another one. Dry clean them, bro.

24:48Cal:Surely they'll be okay.

24:50Chip:What? Mine had espresso martini all down it. Oh, I don't know.

24:53Cal:That's not coming out, is it? Maybe not. I don't know.

24:56Chip:Might be worth a try. But yeah, overall, just incredible wedding. and you know what Josh is like very particular everything's got to be done in like a methodical way you know there's shuttles running to people's hotels and back like every hour just like everything was taken care of and I was like one this sounds fucking expensive but two just like fair play

25:17Cal:yeah fuck

25:19Chip:but we gotta we gotta do all this nah that's that's genuinely why I was there like I just don't love the idea of it what should we just do it looks stressful

25:29Cal:Should we both just get married in Vegas?

25:31Chip:I'm down to do some weird shit.

25:33Cal:Because, you know, like somebody has to do the fucking weird wedding. Right? No one's done it yet. Everyone's just done the classic really nice, which is what you do. Yeah. Which is understandable. Someone's got to do a fucking DJing wedding.

25:45Chip:Get funky with it.

25:46Cal:Like fucking, you just send out the fucking invites and it's like, yo, Chapel, Vegas, strip, this date, fucking be there, casino after. do you imagine that just 100 people degenerate rocking up to the fucking area just ready to

26:02Chip:put money down what are you as in you say fly get people out there to vegas people ain't gonna go

26:08Cal:to vegas bro yeah that's true it's too far isn't it but that's what i'm saying maybe we roll 20 people deep and anybody that doesn't come it's like all right fairs you couldn't be asked anyway anybody that comes makes a 10 hour fight you're like you're fucking bro we're up we're up for a big one. Yeah. Everyone gets fucking 500 pound worth of chips. You just asked for a hundred people. 20 people coming up. There's a hundred people. Yeah. They're going to have to just fucking pay their own way.

26:38Chip:Yeah. It just, it gave me a lot of, a lot of stress, but obviously they smashed it and I think they had a sick day. Well, Josh, Josh was, was, was partying on the dance. So everyone was partying on the dance floor. So they had a live band. they're a big fan of live band i definitely want a live band you got got to right yeah did they just play what you want or guess it's yeah i think they were doing requests if i don't really remember the night bro but like yeah it was like that and then the next day was a pool party these guys doing a three-day wedding first day is like a white party everyone rocked up did you drink every day uh yeah i really i did so i was so proud of myself after that white party on the first day because i said if i drink a lot here the actual wedding day is going to be ruined for

27:25Cal:me yes and i want to be fresh so i uh i went home i was a little bit hung over in the morning but

27:31Chip:nothing crazy a couple hours late i was ready to go did a lot of people drink at the white wedding though there was a few people there was a few people um some hanging on the way yeah yeah hair and a dog i guess that's that's literally the play and you got a firm as well but then the next day i didn't drink i did not drink at that i feel like the pool party is kind of yeah you would probably chilling it yeah it was so nice though and some people came straight back on it though

27:56Cal:oh i i respect that yeah i was i probably wish i could do that be too ungover yeah we're too old for that now i can't do three days in a row nah but yeah man well that was that was kind of the thing so congratulations to josh and freya yeah congrats and don't worry get ready to spend six

28:11Chip:figures on your wedding i really you know what truffle pig went to me like what's our budget for the wedding. Mine is not six figures. I've already said that. And I've just said like, after seeing that, I'm not spending six figures.

28:29Cal:I don't want to do that. That's ridiculous. I just don't, I don't have that kind of liquid cash just lying about, bro. I could do it, but then I look at my bank account and go, you know what? I'm a fucking idiot.

28:39Chip:But do you know what's insane? It's like, we're talking realistically about a one day party.

28:46Cal:Yeah. I was with someone yesterday though Oh no We were with someone that was like You gotta do this You know it's the most important thing Just send it

28:54Chip:Yeah But you can do that without spending a fortune though

28:58Cal:You can

28:59Chip:Like yeah you're not gonna have The south of France experience

29:02Cal:But then you just You gotta give the missus what she wants Nah fuck that Nah

29:08Chip:The main reason why A wedding and not like eloping Is like a nice thing to do Is purely for family reasons like I want my mom, sister, dad, like they'll love it. They'll have a sick time.

29:23Cal:Yeah.

29:23Chip:But other than that,

29:26Cal:we say we ain't going to spend a lot and I just know we are.

29:29Chip:The problem is, and from what I've heard from everybody when it comes to weddings, it's one of those things where you say your budget is whatever and it just goes over because then you like these ones and you'd rather this than this.

29:40Cal:Fuck, if it rains, you got to get a tent. That's an extra 20 Gs. Like what? oh okay you know what fuck it then I'm just not getting married it's crazy I'm staying married to the fucking game I have been married to the game this would be my second marriage yeah I'm not fucking yo don't let Truffle big hit that bro yeah sorry

29:58Chip:no actually yo sorry about that

30:00Cal:yo Truffle we're sorry we're sorry I didn't mean yeah I'm not paying 20k for a fucking gazebo

30:04Chip:that's literally what it is as well

30:06Cal:oh no I want to be excited for it I'm excited for it but at the same time like the actual fact it's just quite expensive it just kind of ruins it like how has it come to this where fucking you know house deposit you have to spend that one day just house deposit and some you know i mean like house deposit for fair you're building the fucking family in there for 30 years you need a house or you need a roof and it's and and there's value in that value keep it once that wedding day is over all you got is pictures and memories but

30:37Chip:the memories are good but yeah it's just a lot for a day man it's that's what i mean it's just a lot for a day. Shit, I'm scared. God damn.

30:46Cal:Luckily, Sabina is trying to keep it cheap. She's like, nah, we don't need to go big budget. And I'm like, fair enough.

30:51Chip:Yeah, I can't wait till she starts going. It's like when you option a car, I'll be on the website, it's like going through a car and then it's like, oh, you want a sunroof. And they're like, yeah, I need a sunroof.

31:00Cal:She surprisingly is like, it's like, when I'm booking, it's me that's the bad one. When I'm booking a holiday, she's like, no, we're not, we can't stay there and I'll be like nah it's fine don't worry about it she's like nah I found two better options cheaper pretty much the same oh that's ideal I like that and I'll be like nah let's just get the better one Truffle pig yeah

31:19Chip:I'm trying to sort my Miami trip she's like I need a suite at the sitar I got

31:24Cal:yeah girl knows what she wants nah she gotta get that I was like oh let me let me take a look yeah I found an Airbnb for us so you've reversed it yeah yeah yeah wait what's the suite the what the satai the satai see I don't even know that bro that's gotta be some crazy stuff

31:40Chip:it is some crazy shit I was just and so I was like oh whatever how much was that a lot of money bro too much money to spend on a fucking thing I just said what the hell and then don't get an Airbnb get a hotel yeah yeah I will but it won't be a suite of the satai don't get that come on bro what about the Fontaine or whatever it is I stayed there ages ago So when me and JJ went to Miami when there was a Super Bowl and a stop off to Houston and we stayed there briefly. It was all right. Okay, fair enough. But I think it was one of those places because Miami as well, like back in the day, used to like, you know, I don't know whether it's like the early 2000s or like the 90s.

32:25Chip:It was like, that was the spot to be at. Whereas now there's so many nice new hotels. You got the Four Seasons there, the addition, all this. Where did you stay in Miami? The W. but I did also look at the edition the edition looked nice yeah so you got that and then the satire of course

32:43Cal:so yeah

32:44Chip:anyways that's my that's the wedding story which was yeah fucking sick what's this oh my god yeah the inside USA lineup only four have been announced so far at the time of doing this by the time this goes out they'll definitely be more announced how do you think the whole inside USA is going to go down? I think it'll do well. It's a good lineup.

33:10Cal:I've seen the leaked lineup and I'm not sure if it's true or not. Yeah. And I'm not sure if we can even say the leaked lineup. I mean, it's on fucking Twitter.

33:18Chip:Yeah. All right. Fuck it. Well, we'll just go. We don't know if this is actually even legit.

33:22Cal:I don't know if it is true because like some of the names are a bit mad. Like starting off. Yeah. The first one, Dwight Howard. Yeah.

33:28Chip:The NBA player.

33:30Cal:Yeah. Not sure that. I mean, it could be. If it is Dwight Howard. I don't know why I'm doubting it. They've got fucking Patrice Everon.

33:37Chip:Oh, is it on the last one? Yeah, maybe this is their version of Patrice Everon. Yeah, so.

33:41Cal:To be fair, if somebody, did somebody leak the last lineup? Yeah, I think it did get leaked.

33:47Chip:So if it got leaked, like when you see the Patrice Everon, you just say like, nah, no way.

33:52Cal:I remember, yeah, I remember seeing it like that. It's not trans. Who else is on this leak thing? Alicia Violet. Sketch. Yeah.

34:00Chip:max fosh yeah that you know what though if this is the case like what an amazing little like i

34:11Cal:like that a lot kept his mouth shut because i ain't heard anything about it yeah and yeah i've

34:16Chip:no idea if that's actually legit or not and um he is the perfect guy because obviously what they're trying to do here is capture the american audience in the same way that love island has love island usa yeah and to have somebody so quintessentially british like mac foss brilliant is it's perfect

34:35Cal:for him to go in there fucking nice word bro you like that one really like fucking a little zinger off the rip early doors in the pod let's go uh zach justice um sydney thomas familiar nope don't know who that is same jay cinko aisha who's aisha man there's a couple names i don't know but i imagine like they must be known in America.

34:58Chip:They'd just be big American people. That's what's so insane is that in the UK, I like to think that I know pretty much every big person or, you know, if they were to announce a UK lineup, I'd be really confident. I'd know everybody on the list. But in the US, like, yeah, I know about 50 % of them. Yeah. Actually, maybe more than that.

35:18Cal:If that is the lineup, I think it's a great lineup. Yeah. I'll be excited.

35:22Chip:Pokimane in there is big. Alyssa Violet is a real throwback. Sketch being it's surely sketch goes and wins a lot if you were to pick a winner from this i just think it'd be sketch he says he's gonna spend a lot of money yeah that's a very great sign you gotta do it

35:36Cal:he's already breaded like a wow you know you gotta do it no but it's how do you play the game like

35:40Chip:historically and inside yeah how do you win it you win it by not like spending a little bit of cash where it feels fun and appropriate but if you're too stingy they just go oh you're just annoying like if you're one of those people that is really stingy in the show and you are also always getting at other people for spending and you're actually just annoying yeah you're not going to win the show that way but also if you go full uh like pk humble specs vibes and you just spend loads of cash it's also difficult to win although i think pk actually i think fuck it you don't like just

36:17Cal:i mean since they're all big creators like a lot of them won't be too asked if they win I disagree I'm sorry but What did they win last time They split like 190k Now for some of the people on there that is just One brand deal I hear that I think it's about the money I think it's being on Netflix Yeah it's been on Netflix

36:43Chip:I'm sorry I take that back If they come away with like 300k dollars I would say every single person there maybe besides dwight howard i think everybody is there like fuck yeah 300k yeah it's

36:58Cal:still a lot of money to win i guess right so they're still happy with it but yeah if i genuinely think if you put me on the show i wouldn't go in with the i need that money i'm gonna win that money i'd go in and be like fuck it i need to clip off yeah you know i mean like you i think you'd be the same i don't think you'd be like i don't think the money would be in the back of your mind like i need i win this bro i would really i'm sorry i would just be trying to play

37:21Chip:the game like so specifically smart not like that i think once you you might have that before you go in there they're like this is but i think once you're in there you're just like you need to

37:30Cal:survive to the end yeah and yeah you want to make i definitely want to make it to the end at least or like close to the end you don't want to go early do you an early doors exit would be rough how long is it again like seven nights or is it five nights usually it's a week a week okay yeah yeah you just want to last to like last day or two i or at least i'd want that okay so here um

37:50Chip:to be fair lee has put a um a little thing here so brie tessie who i i don't know is an a uh estate agent on selling sunset all right so that's a massive show so she's gonna be she's gonna be well known jay cinko musician i've heard the name before for sure jay cinko um is there oh and then Sydney Thomas the ring girl from Tyson versus Jake Paul so at the time of recording so those are the ones that announce and then you obviously have the yeah let's go down on Monday so I feel like the whole line up will be yeah the whole line up might even just be out by then yeah but do you know how involved the Sidemen are in the US version of it I have no idea how involved yeah I think it's the same involvement as they are in the UK one

38:39Cal:really so they're gonna be yeah oh right yeah oh shit so i don't know but do they do they have uk hosts or is that the sidemen the sidemen of the host yeah you're right no you're right in the sense that in the uk they

38:59Chip:would just put like two of the sidemen each for each challenge and that was the hosting setup

39:03Cal:whereas this one they've gone with two hosts so maybe that play is so they can kind of set this up and not have to do all that and be over there and have so much development yeah this is smart

39:15Chip:100 and i also think as well if you get the two in like everybody english two english guys constantly in hosting it i'm not sure that resonates well with the u.s audience if the two hosts are always english yeah they got two good american host phantom and valkyrie yeah that that's big it is still what i like about it though is they have still kept it very internet based yep like they've obviously got dwight howard who isn't um you've got a few a couple of other people in there selling sunset but they've still like stayed true to the roots of your pokimanes yeah elissa violet like all internet culture people i think it's gonna bang you know i think

39:53Cal:so too i think it's gonna bang yeah if that's a real lineup it's a fucking really good lineup i I like it anyway.

39:59Chip:Yeah, definitely. You know who, who they're missing from this one? In my opinion, Marlon. Yeah.

40:05Cal:Don't know when this was filmed though, but I think I maybe, yeah, like that long ago. Yeah. Marlon would have been good. Marlon would have been, that's like, if he's not, maybe, maybe the next one or something. Cause he's got to be in it. If he's still up, he's just perfect for this. Yeah. I just love to see the way he'd operate in there.

40:21Chip:I, one thing about us shows as well is they always more drama. Always. Always more drama. Just naturally, the way the US people are, there's just drama. So I know this. It wouldn't surprise me if the US one was just better than the last. I just want to see that.

40:39Cal:I just want to see some guys move crazy. Some people. I just want to see some people do some fucking work. Have we had any pork in yet? Oh, no. No, I don't think so. No pork in yet. I wonder if pork in happens. I think Phantom was fancing one of the girls. There was something like that in his series. I think it's too short. There was only a week.

40:57Chip:yeah that's what I was saying that was we spoke about that when I think Ethan was on yeah we said look we'd I'd love inside to be two weeks long

41:04Cal:yeah I think it's hard to get the creators to do it isn't it two weeks but that's

41:09Chip:really where you get the so you get the emotional moments because people really start creating those bonds probably after a week I mean locked in how long was that two weeks

41:17Cal:like five to seven days in you're like fuck it's like a little family well you start crying when somebody left exactly but like a week I don't know you probably like fuck because two days three days in you're like first shit's almost over

41:30Chip:yeah so I'm not sure I'm not sure how I feel I hope Max Fosh does well rep the UK well broski

41:38Cal:yeah it's gonna be funny to see him like trying to get along with the Americans yeah and just the yeah no no but from the leaked we're going off the leaked thing yeah yeah yeah it's a good point we could be chatting all this stuff and he just might not be in it

41:51Chip:yeah this could this could the whole clip could look awful fuck it but yeah if he isn't I hope he hope he smashes it gotta hold it down man

42:01Cal:is it did they say if it's the same prize money same I think it would be a million dollars

42:06Chip:a million's enough yeah and you just just don't spend it just don't spend it

42:11Cal:fuck man what's Dwight Howard doing in there you know what I love the concept of the show because the shop is just the best bit how would you if you were going on to win how what would be your strategy to win the show I don't know man win over the hearts of the viewers I fucking spend in serious bread but you know the viewers don't like that nah no they like a little bit in the middle they don't like it when you're too boring and don't spend anything because it's like fuck let's make some content but they hate it when you're taking the piss because then it's like you're fucking over some of the people that they like in the show you know with the spending the best actual way is to do the balanced way but I think I just I think I just say the piss with it you know what if it's me

42:51Chip:this is what I'd do go on i just follow the crowd follow what the popular people so you let the because the hierarchy gets decided within day two by day two and you just follow the spending habits of the more popular

43:04Cal:people okay and then it's like mean girls isn't it and then what you do is once you've done that

43:10Chip:then i would the the real content comes from the funny stuff that you're doing you just got to be entertaining but you don't want to make people always talking about how you spend your money because that's how people are voting people off based on the spending habits so if you can fly under the radar with the spending habits but you can be friends with everybody or friends with as many people as possible and make people laugh and be entertaining then you have a lot of value in that house.

43:36Cal:You got to just make a little a little I don't know why I say a little partnership inside and just spend together

43:43Chip:but you can't be telling anyone nah

43:45Cal:you just gotta be you just gotta be two little menaces in there just being spending like who was it that did it was it Spex and Castillo or was that not the same series oh shit

43:54Chip:Spex and Castillo

43:55Cal:was Castillo the same

43:56Chip:I can't remember

43:57Cal:I don't think he was I think he was

44:00Chip:yeah and then PK Humble was on his ones yeah he was PK Humble was like DDG and stuff like that

44:04Cal:yeah yeah

44:06Chip:oh man I'm looking forward to that that's gonna be a fucking sick series bro and when is it out did they have a release date for it surely the leak surely that's been leaked as well

44:17Cal:wait hold up first four episodes of an inside USA hits Netflix September 21st oh that's actually quite soon next three episodes September 24th and the final two on September 28th oh so within a week you can finish it that's nice I like that let me indulge let me binge September 21st that is

44:40Chip:two days before I go on my holly bubs

44:42Cal:eight days I'll be watching

44:44Chip:that on my

44:44Cal:Is it the 13th today?

44:47Chip:It's the 10th today. The 10th today. It's the 10th. This part goes out in the 15th. Oh, this part. Okay, so literally it's just...

44:54Cal:I don't even know the date, man. Yeah, you're out of touch. I won't lie. That's crazy. Why did I not... I don't know why I thought it was... It's because I'm waiting for Borderlands 4 to drop tomorrow. Excited, bro. What? You finna be playing that? I've never played that game in my life. Never? No. It's really good. How's it got to 4? Because it's really good and really popular. Have you ever not even like checked it out and seen what it's about or anything? Nah, it's probably some cartoon shit. What's it called?

45:20Chip:It's cartoon, isn't it?

45:21Cal:Borderlands 4.

45:22Chip:Cartoon shooting game.

45:23Cal:It's not cartoon. It's like cel-shaded. What? You'll see. It's like, it's an art style but it's not a cartoon. Oh, that's not cartoon. And it is an 18, I think.

45:34Chip:Oh my God, that is cartoon.

45:35Cal:That's Borderlands 2. Type in Borderlands 4. Give him some updated graphics at least. It's not a cartoon though. Like I wouldn't say it's a cartoon. I know what you're talking about Like look You know that kind of style?

45:44Chip:Yeah fine Anyways I don't care You're not going to play it with me? It's cool No no Why? You know what I'm going to play with you And we should do this for the load of gaming Portal

45:55Cal:You want to play Portal? It's fucking jarring But it's amazing I love Portal It reminds me of Portal 2 Yeah Oh shoot Remember that The orange box Yeah Yeah

46:05Chip:And you had all the games in there Shit

46:06Cal:Yeah Oh wait you actually like Come on bro respect my shit You kind of chill There's another game like Portal. Splitgate. No. Can't remember what it is anyways.

46:18Chip:Okay, fair enough. Yeah, I love Portal though. Oh my God. Speaking of Netflix. God. I know you watched it because we spoke about it briefly. Number Unknown. Unknown number. Unknown.

46:29Cal:Yeah, it's fucking mental. Right, we're going to have to do a little spoiler. This is a spoiler bit.

46:35Chip:Skip along. Because we're going to... About 10 minutes maybe.

46:39Cal:this is really this is a new netflix documentary it's like number one right now so go if you haven't

46:44Chip:watched it or if you don't want to watch it you can just listen to the spoilers it's only an hour

46:47Cal:and a half long it is good it's worth watching though it's worth watching but i don't know i

46:52Chip:would also watch it even if i knew the spoilers because it's that crazy yeah anyway where should

46:56Cal:we even start with it all right so let's just speak about because there'll be some people that

47:01Chip:don't know what it is so we'll just briefly go over what it is and and what happens in it because you know the people that harry for example wants to know about it but just will not go and watch it yeah it's fine um what happens in it is this girl 13 years old at school is with her boyfriend and she starts getting texts like pretty nasty texts like cyber bullying style texts from an unknown number um and it's really about her and her boyfriend at the time and as time goes on they get like more and more like vile disgusting um and they they were talking not like a text a day we're talking like 40 to 50 texts a day like spam but it's all personal stuff and it's all directed towards her, you know, calling her all sorts of names, body shaming, but also is like, oh, your boyfriend doesn't even want to be with you.

48:06Chip:Like he doesn't even find you attractive. He's going to dump you. Oh, I saw him today. And, uh, yeah, he's going to break up with you. All this sort of like crazy abusive stuff. And it goes on for like 18, 19 months. Um, um and like we're talking like she sorry the person texting the girl is there like oh your boyfriend wants somebody that's gonna give him blow jobs like all this like fuck shit keep in mind they're like 13 all this crazy shit and then the whole documentary they've got like pretty much everybody that's involved in the story in like an interview chair yeah classic netflix style classic netflix style um and just so everyone knows this is in like a small town everybody sort of knows each other it's a small community um pretty much everybody's is friends with everybody including the parents and they're going through and in the documentary they finally find out who was sending like this barrage of text messages

49:16Cal:of abuse it takes a minute it takes two years yeah two years two years to find out which i mean

49:23Chip:we'll talk about that in a minute yeah and it turns out it was the girl's mum and when i say everybody was being interviewed the mum was sat in the chair as well yeah but you don't know that

49:34Cal:it's her until the moment it gets she's like doing the interviews like who would even do this to my baby or whatever like that she's just yeah i think she's saying that stuff that would make you not think it's her yes in the school wasn't doing enough as well and it's like yeah did you want

49:47Chip:to get caught sooner or like yeah yeah saying the school wasn't doing like all sorts of stuff what fuck so wait i'm just thinking in that when she originally how long are those interviews done over in terms of span of time did she originally sign up to do it no or like throughout the whole she knew this obviously comes back on me yeah she did know that yeah yeah okay fine much must

50:13Cal:have been getting a little bit of coin to do it i imagine definitely got paid and the whole thing

50:19Chip:is insane because of the fact that she is there being interviewed yeah that's what kind of it's obviously insane that her own mother was telling her own daughter some of like the most like sexually crude stuff but then also was telling her to kill herself to her own daughter yeah well

50:35Cal:she was weird she like fancied the daughter's boyfriend owen owen she obviously just liked him

50:41Chip:yeah and she kept saying and at the beginning her excuse was that oh it wasn't her that started it but she kept it going because she wanted to make sure the person got found that's just not what a

50:53Cal:load of shit like the fbi got involved and that's how eventually she did get caught because they had to get the fbi in to start fucking tracing the numbers and they even said like no there's

51:03Chip:it's just her yeah there was no one else she's just fucking lying like insane the stuff and the moment which is just insane is because the police are wearing body cams you get like the whole arrest and everything's on camera like the footage in this thing is actually insane yeah it's crazy the access that they had was just nuts and i mean the woman is the fact that she is out roaming free to me is insane like we're talking about an evil person here who is uh like high level manipulator and even to the point where at the end of the documentary the poor girl is literally saying oh i'd love to be able to rekindle my relationship with my mom and stuff it's like no you need to stay as far away from that woman as possible you know what caught my eye the second

51:56Cal:i was watching it i was like why is the girl's pupils fucking massive and then i went on twitter afterwards and that other people were talking about it and I was like oh like potentially on some kind of meds and shit but like if you watched have you did you not notice in interviews like the girl the victim nah her pupils are just fucking beaming bro people be saying that about mine and then they always say that I'm on drugs yeah you know what that happened to me recently at Tomorrowland people were like oh look at Chippinari's pupils yeah weren't on anything you just hammered that's why I'm just like you know what people just don't that's what I mean don't but no but this is noticeable really people the people were talking about it and i said it to me and i was

52:33Chip:like yo her pupils are fucking crazy yeah but it's like yeah well that's what she needed chip a little bit more body shaming i'm sure she'd be really happy about that i'm not shaming about it with

52:44Cal:the conversation around it was more so that she might have been on meds or something because of

52:47Chip:this yeah oh mate this is a by far lifelong trauma your own mother telling you to kill yourself and

52:56Cal:Posing as somebody I mean the messages are worse than we're even letting on If you actually go and watch it You'll be like this can't be all She was getting called anorexic Saying that she's fucking no ass Flat all this stuff And she's fucking 14, 14, whatever it was Teenager And a mum sent these fucked messages But you know what's crazy You could kind of tell that it was an adult Because the person who was sending messages Was trying too hard to have like kind of like younger slangs like a way of speaking the way they communicated and it was just like hmm it just seems like I off the rip knew it was one of the adults yeah I just knew

53:37Chip:it was but I just had no idea which adult it was gonna be yeah

53:41Cal:and because I knew there was gonna be a good twist and I was like if it's any of the kids that is not it's just a bad case of cyberbullying it's bad but it's just cyberbullying and someone's just been a fucking massive dick Like, obviously it's still really bad, but like if it's a mom or if it's just any kind of adult, then that's fucked. And that's why you kind of think it's got to be something. But that's the thing.

54:03Chip:And then it's like any adult that does this is tapped. And then when you find out it's her own mother, that's when you're like, you're just evil. Like that's actually evil. And she definitely fancied the Owen lad. At the end, he makes one statement. He's like, yeah, when I would go and eat around their house or whatever, and I would have steak, like she would cut a steak and say like, oh, let me do this for you. And she was like Overdoing everything It was just really weird with him Yeah And I'm there like Yeah you You're actually evil

54:29Cal:She went to prison But not for long

54:31Chip:Yeah It was like A year

54:33Cal:Just over a year

54:34Chip:Just over a year Because she was done on like Stalking Yeah And like those charges And not the other stuff And I was like

54:43Cal:Fuck She was just lying to her husband About her jobs and stuff Yeah I really felt bad for the husband

54:48Chip:The husband The husband by the way Came across as like such a nice bloke and like when you see the way he handles it I'm there like fair enough actually mate handled it really well because his daughter was in the room like it'd be so easy to lose your shit

55:02Cal:he did it was sad seeing him like crying shit and you're like nah this guy's been through it the whole thing's been alive keep the family alive keep the money like you know obviously like they were behind on rent and everything and she pretended she had a job and she didn't

55:15Chip:yeah

55:16Cal:and then she was doing all that as well in spare time just staying at home just sending fucking abuse and he's to her own daughter like bro must have been crazy because it was a small town right yeah wasn't like so it must have been the talk of town for the full two years oh and it probably still is yeah

55:33Chip:oh we'll be now we'll be now yeah yeah yeah that will be etched into that place's lore forever it's that big but they've done this show and like i'm thinking like wow like you put fair enough for

55:46Cal:putting your story out there but like now surely it's going to be even worse the attention

55:51Chip:everyone's going to recognize her oh man i heard going on i can't understand the reason for going on there because you she nobody comes out of that thinking oh like she just made a mistake like give her a second chance like you you're not getting that one thing that could be is like

56:07Cal:in her town in the area there could be a lot of rumors around it and not the full story out there like it probably like there was so much going on i bet there was so many things being said

56:16Chip:non-stop i don't think there's many rumors that get worse than the actual story yeah but that but

56:22Cal:now at least it has cleared her completely she was just a big there was times where people saying it was her sending it to herself like oh sorry you mean the little the girl yeah i thought you're saying the woman oh sorry the girl yeah the girl like that could be the reason she was like fuck we need to do this oh but then I wonder maybe if the daughter said if you do this documentary then I'll speak to you again or something I don't know yeah because everyone's name's been cleared now the town will know that it was just the mum I reckon that knowledge was already known

56:54Chip:because it's not like the Netflix documentary isn't what like finds it out there had already been loads of articles written on it there was a court case like this the true story was already out there so the whole town would know so the whole town already know the truth yeah It's so interesting going on to TV show. She genuinely must feel or like think that that was a way for her to clear her name. The mom. Yeah. Yeah. Potentially. She would have thought, oh, there's a way for me to spin this so that I don't come across.

57:25Cal:I mean, their lives have all been uprooted anyway. They may as well get a little bag out of it.

57:28Chip:I don't even think, man. I don't even think you get a bag. I'm talking about a couple of grand.

57:33Cal:Yeah. I was about to say about five grand.

57:34Chip:Yeah. No, not enough to go on a thing like that. yeah Netflix must have been rubbing their hands when they found out that she'd be willing to do an interview

57:44Cal:oh man

57:44Chip:could you imagine getting that email through like yeah I'd be down to do it oh man I'd head on a night out I'd go on a week week bender and I'd be

57:50Cal:yeah the director's like I'm gonna have a fucking movie with this yeah gonna be able to make something fucking crazy yeah it was just mental how it was portrayed though like she's in the whole thing and you just don't know it's her yeah

58:01Chip:they did a really good job of keeping that mystery there

58:05Cal:yeah

58:06Chip:have they done that before on a netflix show they did one right on i believe it's okay again this is a spoiler it's called the last breath it's a diving movie

58:22Cal:um or a documentary and they're talking about him as if he died or like kind of like that and then

58:32Chip:at the end he just sits down in the chair and then there's another one that's quite cool yeah it's such a good ending yeah and then the other one was um it's when these two brothers find out like one of them was in an accident yep um and he forgot his early memories of life like as a kid and the brother his his brother knew that they'd both been abused by their dad, like heavily. But once he found out that his brother had forgotten all these memories, he kept it all to himself. He didn't speak to his brother because he didn't want his brother to know that he'd been abused as a kid by his own parent.

59:18And then I believe either like the brother then at the end

59:24Chip:comes and sits down and face to face and he tells him. On the Netflix show? On the Netflix show. he tells him so like the whole time he'd be like yeah like not tell him like this is the way my dad abused us like our dad abused goes on and on and then yeah in the documentary his brother sits down and it's just he's just telling him about how he was abused as a kid that's fucked that's fucked in it but it's like he doesn't he's not doing it in like a bad way it's like yeah it's like in a weird wholesome way that sounds fucked up but you know i'm trying to yeah i know what you're trying to say but i understand about yeah so that like that that is a great if you haven't watched that would you mind typing that in i'd like to be able to give the viewers the the name of it because it's uh yeah two brothers netflix um abuse tell me tell me who i am there you go they're twins sorry that's it um oh i hope i got that story right sounds about right why twin brothers revealed secret child abuse on camera there you go yeah i'm so yeah get me get a watch of that it's actually good yeah it's it's fantastic which one should i watch that one of a diving one i love like diving shit so i like the diving one a lot but mate they're both great they're just so different you got you got you got plenty of time bro you can go and watch this shit yeah fairs

1:00:49Cal:I'll watch it. Yeah, give it a little,

1:00:51Chip:yeah, give it a little watch, man. So yeah, those are two great things. Do you have any ones that you'd recommend? Like, you know, the twist at the end. I love those ones with the twist at the end.

1:00:59Cal:Off the top of my head, no. Because when I get them, I tell you to watch them, sure. Yeah. I've been telling you to watch The Hunt.

1:01:06Chip:The movie. Yeah, you have.

1:01:07Cal:I keep telling you to watch that, man.

1:01:09Chip:Is it a movie?

1:01:10Cal:You know, somebody said to me the other day, like, oh, have you seen The Hunt? I was like, you know what? It's funny, I have. I've been telling Kyle to watch it.

1:01:16Chip:Is it a documentary? no it's a film see I'm not gonna lie I love documentaries no but it's a very good film bro on Letterboxd it has like a 4.3 flash 4

1:01:25Cal:fine fine fairs

1:01:26Chip:I think this is it right here alright well why don't we watch The Hunt and we'll do Film Fridays on it oh no it doesn't it has a 3 out of 5

1:01:34Cal:but that's

1:01:34Chip:that's not what I was promising but it is really good 57 on Rotten Tomatoes bro I promise you

1:01:38Cal:oh wait no no you're looking at the wrong one there's no way it has 57 yeah that's the wrong one type in The Hunt Mads Mikkelsen there's no way I swear I looked on Letterboxd before because I always check just to see like oh it's just worth my fucking time what Mads Mikkelsen yep

1:01:56Chip:for 2012

1:01:57Cal:yeah there you go see start looking now yeah yeah yeah

1:02:00Chip:92 on the tomato score the tomato meter yeah there you go

1:02:05Cal:I'd recommend everyone to watch that if you've not watched it a lot of people have seen it it is in Swedish interesting Danish Danish sorry yep okay fuck that but still um bro why do i feel like i've seen this oh you surely would remember if you've seen it maybe you have all right anyways i'll go watch it ringing a bell yeah

1:02:29Chip:just that snops is there but that's fine um uh all right well what else what else we got on the list the pictures ringing a bell the pictures oh sorry i didn't see it is it a court case drama no no okay have you watched the one where um this guy's wife falls from his house dies and it's in it's not in english and it won loads of awards for acting and they're trying he's trying to prove that he didn't kill her and it's it's kind of a courtroom drama have you seen it Lee. It's snow something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's based in like a wintery is it snow piercing? No, no, no, no, no. Um, got it.

1:03:21Chip:Anatomy of a fall.

1:03:23Cal:Oh, I've heard of that.

1:03:24Chip:Yes. Brilliant.

1:03:26Cal:I've heard of that.

1:03:27Chip:Brilliant.

1:03:28Cal:That's kind of new, right?

1:03:30Chip:Uh, yeah, it's, yeah, yeah. It's not a, it's not an old movie. Um, yep. There you go. When the time I made it.

1:03:40Cal:So is this worth watching then?

1:03:43Chip:Mate, 100%. 100%. Is it French? It might be French. French movie. Yes, it is, yeah. Brilliant movie, mate. It's that fucking good. Oh, you got me excited.

1:03:52Cal:I'm just giving you a few dimes on the phone. Oh, shit. Thank God. Now I've got to go and watch something good.

1:03:59Chip:You've got three things to watch.

1:04:00Cal:I'll probably watch that, to be honest.

1:04:02Chip:Last Breath, Anatomy of a Fall. And The Dive. And, and... No, that's The Last Breath. And, oh, did we get the name of the two brothers one? Yeah.

1:04:13Cal:Oh, yeah.

1:04:13Chip:Who I am or something. Tell me who I am.

1:04:16Cal:There you go.

1:04:18Chip:What else we got going on here? Oh, my God. Yeah, you've seen H.S. Tiki Toki and the Louis Thru stuff. I've seen a little bit of it, but I'm not really sure.

1:04:28Cal:So Louis Thru is doing a doc on him.

1:04:30Chip:Yeah. It's weird. It feels like it's been going on for a while because they filmed together ages ago. and then I think he's come back to film more. But this time, like, HS had brought his mum along and his mum, it's the most bizarre setup. I don't really understand. I don't know how long he takes to film these things. Like, when should we expect this out? But then I saw clips of HSA and I, oh, he thinks Louis Theroux is going to can the documentary because it hasn't gone his way. I don't think he would have invested all that time and effort. He's live streamed the whole thing as well. Who HS did?

1:05:05Yeah, so everyone's pretty much seen it.

1:05:06Cal:Yeah, but the doc will be different.

1:05:09Chip:The doc will be different. It'll have lots of extra bits. Yeah, I remember, I've seen that clip as well where Louis Thru is just like gobsmacked at the speed at which the live stream was being clipped. And he was like, how is this already out there? Like, this just happened. And it's, yeah, it's just pretty interesting that the world is kind of waking up to clip farming.

1:05:37Cal:That's essentially what

1:05:39Chip:they're experiencing.

1:05:40Cal:What is the angle of the doc, do you think? He just does day-in-the-life things, doesn't he? Yeah. Following that person around because they're quite controversial. I think it'll be about

1:05:51Chip:HS's effect on young men.

1:05:54Cal:Yeah, okay. That could be. Maybe that or it could be

1:05:57Chip:to do with the trading stuff. Nah. I'm not sure though. It's got to be something. I feel like they find it in the edit though. because they film everything and then they'll find the narrative. Oh, you reckon that's what it is? So they just film loads of stuff. Then they put the narrative together. You don't think they're going in with a... I don't think he's pretty broad with his questioning, isn't he? Yeah, he is. It is interesting. I mean, I'd be keen to watch it. Yeah, I'm not too sure if it comes out. Well, HS seems to think it's not going to come out. Probably. I think it will. Flip farming.

1:06:33Chip:Yeah, yeah. To be fair, maybe. and then there is a bit where yeah Louis asks HS about his criminal record and HS sounded like kicks off but I remember the clips where HS used to be on live and people would say like oh speak about the court case and he just got like that so I don't know if this is just a lead on from that bit or he genuinely is annoyed about it being brought up

1:06:57Cal:nah can you press play I've not seen it

1:07:00Chip:I just don't know if he's playing in a bit or not. I know when HS is like... That's what I mean. I just don't know. Yeah, it's hard to tell.

1:07:12Any issues or not? Because if there was... You don't have to say... Such a little twam, mate. Go on. Seriously, I mean, if there was, you'd be compromising that. So you can't speak about that.

1:07:23Cal:Yeah, I don't expect you to... Well, then don't mention it. Don't mention it. Is it widely reported? Is that... I don't give a shit what's reported. Don't talk about it. Because if there is something, then he wouldn't be able to speak about it anyway. So you know that. So you've done it just to get a reaction. So please don't. Or else it will end. See, this is the chess. This is the game of chess you're playing. It will end. This is exactly what I was saying to you earlier.

1:07:49All up for a bit of fun and game. Exactly what you did in the gym as well. And that's exactly why, when I probably said it, you'd think, oh, what's that? Let me go back and remember it. Right. Now let me spring it on him. Yeah. What do you want out of this situation, bro? Do you want to come and see how I was raised? Or do you want to just come in and bring up things that you know I'm not going to speak about? Now you want to pause for dramatic effect. Do you want it to?

1:08:15Cal:I don't know. I don't know. It's so strange how he's acknowledging that pause as well. You know how it's just gone dead silent? Shit. What knows, man? Why has he got bald?

1:08:31Chip:People don't know that. I think he said he just wanted to try it. Some people were saying he was just getting ready for a hair transplant. Oh, yeah. But I don't know what the actual reason is.

1:08:40Cal:Oh, I'm excited to see you bald, bro. When you do your thing. Yeah. Yeah. You're actually going to do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course, bro. But what I was saying yeah to was

1:08:51Chip:I don't know if I'm going to be showing you me you bald. I might do a pod of me bald. You have to.

1:08:57Cal:You just got to embrace it, I think.

1:08:59Chip:No, I know. The more you embrace it, the more people will be like,

1:09:01Cal:yeah fucking burger boy's decent no i'm already fucking sound as a power mate exactly oi will

1:09:06Chip:you do it before the wedding yeah bro it's probably this year what before the end of the year yeah you want me to come with or anything bro what the fuck bro it's like a little day job i've done it

1:09:20Cal:though i've been with fio for his i'll come with you for you actually yeah i went with him on all his transplant stuff sat in the car waiting for him to get his fucking hair transplant Took ages You're lying No no it's genuinely You sat in a car For like eight hours Ages mate Fucking ages Why I don't know I just took him there I drove him there So yeah

1:09:40Chip:But you could just Fuck off

1:09:42Cal:I don't think I don't

1:09:43Chip:It wasn't I mean don't get me wrong That's very nice of you

1:09:45Cal:Definitely wasn't eight hours I think he probably told me He was like Alright I'm nearly done now Come grab me And I came And it was still like two hours And I was like What's going on

1:09:53Chip:Yeah Just took him ages

1:09:54Cal:To finish up Fine

1:09:57Chip:That's hard So I can like

1:09:59Cal:Like advise you What by sitting in the car Like I can just be like Yo don't worry I'm here Nah I'll pat your back And shit And be like yo What you want Fucking soup tonight Say no more bro Soup yeah I'll take you out Beans and rice It's gotta be an easy diet For you after the transplant What What do you think Happening to me Your body's going through a lot bro Not gonna fucking Feed a madras to you Then you're gonna be fucking You got shit on your head And shit coming out of your head It's not what you want

1:10:29Chip:It's not what you want at all bro

1:10:31Cal:Shit I'm actually really excited You know what Let's put that in What Like as in right now Let's book it in I'm booking in my gyno doctor

1:10:40Chip:Oh should we Should we run a dual Dual surgery Yeah You hit the gyno

1:10:45Cal:I hit the

1:10:46Chip:I was gonna say It's crazy It's free

1:10:48Cal:Free grand man For the gyno thing I think Really Is that expensive It is expensive

1:10:54Chip:I think any private surgery

1:10:56Cal:anything where you get incisions and taken out you get to choose do you want to go sleep or do you want to just be awake or what would you choose I don't know I've never been put to sleep

1:11:05Chip:I've been put to sleep when I had my appendix is it scary no not at all in fact you just wake up and it's done how long is the procedure

1:11:15Cal:I don't think it's long I think it's like 45 to an hour in that case I'll probably just run off is there any downsides to being put to sleep

1:11:24Chip:it's riskier why? because you can die yeah you may just not wake up yeah

1:11:31Cal:why? how? he's only taking fucking you know

1:11:37Chip:anesthesiologists

1:11:37Cal:are some of the highest paid people in the world because it's that important

1:11:42Chip:well no no it's just that important

1:11:43Cal:to get right oh well that's scary isn't it

1:11:46Chip:yeah there you go but the risk is low especially for healthy individuals like because you are a healthy guy like you know i don't want to jinx you bro but you know what now now you've said that it's fucking calm i'll stay awake you stay awake yeah i i would probably go

1:12:02Cal:to sleep no don't say that i'm gonna stay awake fuck it's 45 minutes no the reason why is because

1:12:07Chip:do you want to do you want to smell the burning flesh i don't even fucking mind that bro it's just like resident evil i had a candle up here nah i couldn't do it i'd have to go to sleep i'd

1:12:16Cal:actually have to go to sleep no i'll just fucking put some plugs in put an eye mask and put my AirPods in Listen to Fucking

1:12:22Chip:I'm actually My son was Going a bit Queasy Just at the Idea that You'll be There like This And somebody Just like Ripping your Shit up Oh my god Oh He's right The tension Feeling

1:12:35Cal:Boy stop I'm gonna Stress me out Now

1:12:39Chip:But do you Know what I do think I think If you do it Non anesthesia No general Anesthetic It's gonna be Cheaper for you

1:12:51Cal:I ain't that bored really I'll just it could be like

1:12:55Chip:quite a big difference in terms of money like a grand

1:12:58Cal:I just asked the doctor I'll say look what's the play here like what do you recommend

1:13:02Chip:yeah that is probably the best because I'd rather just have

1:13:06Cal:the safer option and whatever

1:13:09Chip:even if it costs a bit more just 100 % I think the safer option is probably just it is the safer option is cheaper right yeah

1:13:16Cal:okay yeah well it was a win-win yeah potentially I just have an eye mask on pulling away at my nips don't say it my guy was not that bad so it shouldn't be that bad yeah it should just be a light one but like I found that you can go gym

1:13:30Chip:for like a month after

1:13:31Cal:so bro you went 25 years without going to the gym you'll be alright I'm kind of locked in right now so I'll be a bit sad I'll be like oh I'm losing my game

1:13:37Chip:yeah but then you'll be so buzzing because then when you do hit the gym you'll be like oh I feel I look fucking class like just an energy you know

1:13:44Cal:yeah that's true that was one month off yeah come on bro yeah yeah yeah that's a good point you have to wear this chest strap around for a few weeks it's like when women get boob jobs when you sleep is that do they have to wear that as well sort of heard no that literally that's what I heard bro's doing research what as if I'm gonna get a boob job never know bro

1:14:08Chip:fuck it get the trim get the trim and the tits TNT procedure oh trim and titties

1:14:15Cal:we're gonna be up I'm really excited we're just gonna look a lot better bro I don't know

1:14:23Chip:there's about 10 procedures I hope yours works bro yeah because it does just that flop as well doesn't it it does and it is fucking long I mean just I don't want to bring Theo up like that but like

1:14:38Cal:he's had two haven't he

1:14:41Chip:no he's had one stop lying about it

1:14:44Cal:he's had one second one was in secret no it wasn't he just didn't say anything

1:14:49Chip:no it wasn't

1:14:50Cal:how was that some people just don't take to it yeah yeah I think it just it's just unfortunate it's not always 100 % guaranteed

1:14:58Chip:that's jarring that but at the end of the day you see if that you see if that was the case I'd go bald I'd just fucking own it

1:15:04Cal:yeah at that point it's just like it's sound because you can't be wearing caps the rest of your life you can't

1:15:08Chip:like what at my wedding day just like pass me the fucking New York cap what you gonna do a little fucking Peaky Blinders number.

1:15:18Cal:Have you ever seen those like the official Peaky Blinders things? And it's like people that all dress up as Peaky Blinders. And they actually go around walking about like them. Mental. Go to events and stuff. I have seen that, yeah. What do you get up to on the weekend?

1:15:35Chip:It was a bit of me.

1:15:36Cal:I just went to the fucking Peaky Blinders convention. That's so bad. But fuck it. What's that?

1:15:44Chip:that's where Stanley is at the Peaky Blinders convention yeah oh speaking of which yes Stanley's not here I know we're like an hour over into the pod

1:15:51Cal:we just didn't even mention fucking Lee Master General yeah Lee Masters on the on the mic as you know because Stanley is in Poland yeah

1:16:04Chip:is living it up well kind of living it up are there and when's he back hopefully tomorrow Friday tomorrow You're fucking Stanlini bro Stanlini Son boy I would say this This episode has flowed so nicely

1:16:22Cal:It actually has been nice It's not been much brain rot I'm not going to say it But we haven't even spoken about thingy Let's make a point to Stanley

1:16:33Chip:I think it's him This is the first time That Lee's done a doc for us as well and like i like it like we came with some good points you can tell right this is good speaking of which let's do confessions as well well well before we do

1:16:52Cal:confessions oh yeah okay we should talk about the loaded giveaway just quickly there's a macbook air this month we added giveaways to load it if you don't already know if you remember you probably know giving away macbook air yeah you know what i'm actually swapping my macbook pro to a macbook air i've got a map okay i like it sweetly light does the job i i i wanted to yeah my pros are expensive as well yeah but yeah it's available you just go on the app you click the little present um logo on the top of the screen on the home page and yeah you just enter a small quiz and then you enter the giveaway class that's simple exactly it is yep love that guys so jump in make sure you

1:17:26Chip:sign up to load of course if you're wondering what the hell is unloaded one last thing as well the

1:17:30Cal:winner of the last giveaway, which was a PS5, hasn't got back to us yet. So, by the way,

1:17:36Chip:if we haven't done that, then we're just going to rerun that. We're going to rerun the PS5, right? They've got 30 days to get back. They've got 30 days. And when did we email them? From the start of the month. Can you start of the month? So you got, you got to the end of September. Do you know the person's first name? It's Archier. That's her username on. All right. So that's your username.

1:17:54Cal:Check your email and you'll, you should have an email. Yeah. You got PS5 waiting for you. Might be in a spam.

1:18:00Chip:so yeah check your spam check your junk and also a lot of time when when in emails if you're there like you're the winner of a ps5 like it probably goes to a spam so please do check your spam okay

1:18:10Cal:um run it up brother because we got some confessions yeah we got some confessions here

1:18:14Chip:so uh on you might be wondering well i don't want to just sign up to loaded for the giveaway we do a bunch of other things on there we got film fridays we got bonus episodes we get early ad free episodes but then we also have something on there called confession corner where you guys give your confessions to us and we read them out. So these are a couple from there, but we actually do full length episodes where we go through loads of the good confessions. So, um, yeah, this is, this is a segment from that really. Um, right. First one, this is the only time I've told this story and it will be the last.

1:18:46Chip:Oh, we're getting a bit of exclusive. Yeah. I like this. Two years ago, I went to my mate's house for drinks and after about two hours, I noticed I had gone through three quarters of a bottle of vodka. It's the drunkest I'd ever been. I remember after 30 minutes of realizing I went to my mate's toilet and saw his bird's bra on the side. Fuck. Fucking hell. Just read it. Go on. Carry on. Being so drunk, I jizzed into her bra. Safe to say my boy found out and I was never invited to a function again. Bro, what the fuck?

1:19:22Cal:How did you just jizz on command? How's he just done that? Bro, I'm sorry.

1:19:29Chip:Nah, I'm sorry.

1:19:30Cal:Some of this shit's like... He's missing out a big part of his story here. Did he wank or not? Or did he jizz on command? Because he just says... You're asking for the important shit. He just said he saw his bird's bra... Makes bird's bra on the side and he just jizzed into it.

1:19:44Chip:Yeah. That's a fucking red card. And the fact that you were never invited to a function at the end is probably because you're a fucking weirdo. That is mental.

1:19:54Cal:Let's be honest. You're a fucking weirdo. Fucking hell. I can't believe he's just looked at a brand. Do people get locked up for shit like that? No. If you did, it's fucking stone cold sober, surely. Probably boys let him away with it. Well, no, they didn't because he's never been invited to a function. Yeah, but they probably not taken it too far because he was fucking bladder. But I think if he was sober and you did that, you'd be like yeah I'm calling the fucking feds mate yeah alright here we go another confession it's just like a little bit weird isn't it predator baby right also you can jizz on command like that's a guy I don't want to fuck with that's fair and by the way fair enough for putting that confession in because it is bad that's awful it actually is go on mate yeah please guys stop being fucking weird.

1:20:50Cal:He's obviously confessed because he's passed it, hopefully. He needed to get it off his chest. Yeah, you know what? But his mates already know about it. We've all done some weird shit. That's just really weird. That's next one's more like life advice. All right, life advice. I don't think this is a confession, but my 26-year-old male cousin is being weird towards me.

1:21:09Chip:For fuck's sake.

1:21:10Cal:Fuck's sake, lads. I haven't seen or talked to him in around nine years, but he tries to match with me on Tinder and then makes new accounts when I obviously who don't match with him. He's on my dad's side who I completely cut out my life years ago. There's a chance he doesn't recognize me, but I really don't think that's the case. I'm a 19-year-old girl and not sure if I should... Ignore that shit. Wait, how the fuck does she know that though? Like... What? He keeps making different accounts to match for that. Well, if you can...

1:21:37Chip:You can tell if it's a new one. You won't see that account again. Yeah, if you said no, it wouldn't show it to you again. So it keeps popping up, right? Shit, that's fucking weird that is fucking weird um i would just keep swiping no and just leaving it bring your own

1:21:56Cal:to him be like why do you keep fucking why do i keep getting you on tinder even though i swipe no

1:22:00Chip:you could do that face you could you could put him off a bit yeah just be like why why do you keep popping up on my tinder that's so weird to be honest i'd probably just air it if it gets weirder than that if all it is is he just keeps popping up on your tinder i think you're okay for now yeah if he keeps if he keep if he's doing like more than that then i'd be there like stop

1:22:23Cal:being a fucking weird or you're my cousin keeps coming up you could just maybe slip in a little like oh it's fucking soja and you keep coming up on a tinder keep having swipe no just like but kind of like laugh it off just get rid of the guy well you got what's just making feel a tiny bit

1:22:39Chip:like oh it's a bit weird well yeah it is weird yeah um so yeah i think that's probably the play there.

1:22:45Cal:All right. Look, that's going to wrap up today's that. Yeah. If you want more of them, they're unloaded.

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1:23:02Cal:Bye. Bye. Bye.