251. Try Not To Laugh With KSI, Bach and Arthur Tour & TikTok’s STRANGEST Conspiracy EXPOSED!

7:15Cal:or at least in my head anyway

7:16Chip:it was a pre-written pre-written nah that's mate I'm proud of you that sounds good because you don't really like doing on stage stuff

7:22Cal:no I don't and I only liked it because they were hosting and I could just muck about and then they brought Sabina out who got a bigger cheer than me what a shock really they went crazy for her she probably got the biggest cheer of the night I was like her or Matt

7:35Chip:oh yeah the Matt what? Editor Matt? Editor Matt

7:37Cal:he's an icon in their little cult audience like they love him did you not see the TikTok this morning? I've seen the TikToks, but why is... Anytime he would come out, they were like, oh my God, Matt. What's he doing coming out? Crazy. Like there was girls in the front going feral, like... I was like, no. I was like, fucking hell. She looks like she's got rabies. She's screaming.

7:58Chip:So what? Did he just kept coming up with excuses why I need to come on stage? Why is he on stage? He was out on stage way... Why is he there now? I love it from you, Matt. What's he doing here now? Is he playing Jenga? What's going on?

8:10Cal:No, he was essentially like helping out with the games when the boys were playing the games. When they were involved. He was like the host. He'd come on. He was dressed as the alien sometimes from Toy Story. I saw producer Jabba. Yeah, he was Batman. Batman. Running around the crowds as Batman, just like fucking doing whatever he does. It was a really good show.

8:31Chip:He said it was a class show. In fact, Elliot in our chat said it was flawless.

8:37Cal:It was really good. I mean, I think it's completely sold out, but if you can manage to get a ticket and you're a fan of them, definitely go because there's more coming up.

8:44Chip:Yeah.

8:45Cal:But yeah, it was really good

8:46Chip:and obviously there'll be other guests at the other shows. Great guests, maybe even better than... Nah, don't be silly, bro.

8:52Cal:There's no one better than me. It was good though. I dressed up as a bride. I was 17.

8:57Chip:Yeah, why did you say that you were a bride? Because they gave us gifts. Mine was testosterone pills. Actually, it's like a really handy gift.

9:06Cal:Yeah, this is alpha male on the front of it. and Sabina got a wedding dress like a men's wedding dress a men's wedding dress yeah I don't know it said boys wedding dress on it

9:16Chip:okay 2025 bro fucking chill out my bad yo that's on me and anyway they were like

9:21Cal:you've got to wear it Chip and I was like fuck I'm on stage I actually do have to wear it don't I put it on but I was serving

9:27Chip:I was serving tea good with the body tea

9:30Cal:yeah somebody literally shouted from the back of the thing like hourglass oh my god and I was like I'm a mommy what what does that mean mamacita a mommy you know what's in this is a god you need to lock him

9:45Chip:know your audience bro no no that's the thing i do know my audience we hear we talk about good in yeah and having a good time and motivational quotes yeah that audience yeah you know that

9:57Cal:audience i don't know that audience yeah but anyway it was a good time um would you do it again Yeah. Yeah. Obviously like somebody else is saying not mine.

10:08Chip:You wouldn't do fellas tall. It'd have to be a lot of money, bro. All right. If we get 20 K likes on this app, we'll do a tour. It just needed to be a lot of money. 20 K likes. If we get 25 K likes, we'll go on tour. If we get one subscriber, I guys will go on tour. If we're allowed to price the tickets at 200 pounds to make it worth it for chip. Nobody is fucking buying that. Nah, I seriously think people would.

10:33Cal:Do you reckon if we did a tour, like, people would actually come? Yeah.

10:36Chip:Nah, I've got an idea. What? Because see all this tour malarkey, waterload of nonsense. Instead, the real gangsters are the guys that, like, sell courses, but they do them live.

10:48Cal:So, they'll be there like,

10:49Chip:come to my real estate conference. Yeah. Thousand pound a ticket. Yeah. So, all we need to say is come to our goon conference.

10:57Cal:Hey, speaking of gooning, AB, prestige nine on the right arm fucking mental isn't it what did you unlock it last night

11:05Chip:what are you prestiged

11:08Cal:yeah fucking 97 right forearm

11:11Chip:absolute mental are we prestiging forearms mate he literally like

11:17Cal:this picture of him that's going round on the world wide web and then you got one arm that's normal one arm that's so fucking no way are you actually serious serious have you got it

11:27Chip:So he genuinely has like a massive imbalance in his arm. No wonder

11:33Cal:He always says he prefers that side. I wait hold up a second though Should we just free exercises for big forearm? Should we just lock in and watch it? I pull up one of his old beds. Oh

11:47Cal:Fair enough for you.

11:49Chip:It is one like well, that's what he was in primo condition there like now. He's just scruff

11:54Cal:nah he was on train he couldn't even hold he couldn't even hold nah I've done that one in the gym before yeah I do that one it's good for the forearms I can do that one on a full stack because my fucking goonings got me

12:10Chip:you'll be like one of them guys it takes out rubber bands to like tie other things to the weights just to get the weights up because the commercial gyms don't do it for a guy like you AB's old gym videos we need to you need to go and make a compilation so we can dissect him.

12:25Cal:He's taken so many of them down because I go back through them and send them to him and he's like, stop, mate. Ruining my day and then he'll delete it. Destroying arms. Well, that's what he was. He was a fitness guy. He was, yeah. He don't even like it though.

12:42Chip:Well, he does. I just think he's trying to be cool. He didn't like making fitness videos. He's so trend up, it's insane in those videos.

12:51Cal:Yeah, he won't admit it though. Actually, no, we shouldn't say he's on trend because he'll get angry. Yeah, he does. He goes, nah, I actually grind him. It's the same with Reed.

12:58Chip:Road rage. Yeah, they got such bad road rage. It's insane. Well, talk to me about something, bro. What have you been up to? Oh, what have I been up to? Okay. Well, I was explaining the fact. Actually, I was explaining, sorry, in the bonus episode that we lost an entire solo app. Yeah. And so I'm actually all out of chit chat.

13:18Cal:If you can scroll down those, Dad, that'd be class. Well, let's talk about Venomkin. Yeah. because look right i saw this like when it first started and i was like oh i'm not even gonna bother sending it to the boys because it's obviously fucking waffle it is but it became so viral i was like oh we probably gotta just talk about this i think most people that listen would have heard of it but anyway there's this bloke on tiktok very ordinary bloke um lives in panama and he make the tiktoks he was making before he made this first one were completely normal just It's like the most NPC TikTok. It's like fucking whatever.

13:52Cal:He doesn't know what he's doing, whatever. He's not a creator. Anyway, one day he posts his TikTok of like this hole in his back garden, right? That's kind of on fire. It looks like he's just done it himself. And there's like this silver rock in it. It's like kind of a potato, but it looks silver. And then starts documenting it over the days. He thinks he's found a meteorite. He starts documenting it over the course of a few weeks or a month or whatever, however long it's been going on. and someone starts growing out of it and it's relatively convincing when you look at it. Like it's alive, it moves, it seems to be, and it just looks like the symbiote from Venom, what Venom is.

14:33Cal:And like, it's gone viral because I think it's gone viral because it actually looks legit, but obviously it's not. And like the scene where he finds it, he's obviously just put, people say he's put light fluid in and just lit it on fire. And I think there's matches on the floor too.

14:46Chip:Yeah. The base is sick. It looks so good.

14:51Cal:It is. And I think the other thing is, it's the account that it's coming from and the way it's filmed.

14:57Chip:Yeah, it's filmed like, what's that movie? Not Green. Oh, Cloverfield. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's filmed like Cloverfield, isn't it? Look at that. A lot of people are saying

15:10Cal:it's a certain type of mushroom, certain type of this, that, and this. But I will say one thing. Every time I Google, the things that people say is it looks nothing like it. Yeah. So someone said in the comments this. You want to read that out?

15:21Chip:So someone said, we made something similar in school with various solid and liquid chemicals. It lasts for 30 days. The reaction can take infinite forms. That is why the movement contains low levels of reagent, which makes it want to micro explode and gives the appearance of breathing. Sounds like it checks out. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I actually thought it was like a PR stunt. What for? For like whether it's an upcoming movie or like if there's an alien movie coming out or like an end of world movie, just one of those and it comes out as that because early doors, this person is using like the stranger theme soundtrack early on in this.

16:07Chip:And how would you already know when it's just a rock to whack like a stranger things type of vibe? That would be a really cool PL stunt For the new Stranger Things season 5 Yeah yeah exactly So I don't actually know

16:21Cal:It's one of the best

16:25Cal:Hoaxes in a while It's obvious but it's just fun Because you're like Oh shit look this fucking thing does look mad There's no like full explanation For it just yet I mean maybe that one that we just read out is the one But because everyone in the comments is saying XYZ XYZ there's so many different things

16:44Chip:oh now they're putting that looks a bit different to the other one

16:47Cal:just ugly as shit

16:49Chip:fuck man maybe this is just the end of the world where they're like oh it's a PR stunt also like if it was legit someone would have come

16:55Cal:and taken it off him that's what I was gonna say the CIA or the FBI would have walked up

16:59Chip:for sure

17:00Cal:there was a video of him giving it away I swear shout out to this guy because I know I said earlier he was a creator and he doesn't know what he's doing but you know what clearly he fucking does because he's hoodwinked everyone and these videos have gone so viral. He's all over the news. There's so many that have banged on Twitter.

17:17Chip:Yeah. I hope he's got some coin off it.

17:18Cal:Nah, you will. Maybe he's part of the program. I hope he's got some coin off it. There are so many views. Yeah. I listen to it.

17:28Chip:Jeezy Pete. So yeah, but this is what I'm saying. How does he have a camera that can be in the night like night vision shit like that? Got a little bit of pizza. Do you know what I mean? What? What are we on about? Loads of people are asking about our third host. So what we've created, I've created a little tier list because everybody, well, one, well, people want to know who it's going to be first of all. And then second of all, I thought it could be quite interesting if we, if we tier list this. Okay.

17:53Cal:Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm down for a little tier list. You know, I always love it when I just rank and stuff. Yeah. Right. You know what?

18:00Chip:Yeah. If you're ever at home, just bored out of your mind, just pull up a tier list and rank that shit. I swear to God, it's so fun. I'll be at home. You know, I've tier listed my own family sometimes. Family? What's family? You're like one of them kids. What's family? What's a father? Well, yeah, you can certainly ask that question.

18:22Cal:You've seen that meme, though. Well, why do you keep asking me if I've seen a meme?

18:27Chip:No, I'm not on the internet like you're on. Where he's like, what's a father?

18:31Cal:But he's trying to be mad dramatic. It's top five, like, top five main character moments. what what is that just the name of like the tiktok search there's one where these guys are arguing them all yeah and the guy gets so angry he starts singing eminem's in his face but like an emotional one that's probably shot on the ground start crying and shit yeah you're just locked into

18:58Chip:you want to know where i am right now on tiktok what corner i'm on i'm on the gog in the side Right now Oh fairs I'm on the Chris Williamson side I'm on a similar side

19:08Cal:But mine's a little bit more I'm going more Fucking Right I got Mine are like

19:14Chip:What like right wing No no no

19:16Cal:But they could be I've got like Is it Togi? Yeah Fucking Obviously Trend Twins And you know Yeah All these boys I'm gonna see Pure Oh yeah here This is it man I did four Treatment drugs non-stop Four Scrolls only risk takers win oh I love a little video like that if you're the same as everybody else if you're not taking a risk over and above what everybody else is taking by definition you can't win if you're doing exactly what everybody else is doing how can you possibly win you have to be different oh yeah god damn preach it preach it god damn

19:58Chip:see what I'm saying like you have to take risk and so then what I do is I try and memorise them because then I'm like oh I'll just go and nick that drop it on the pod and I'll just the whole place will be fucking like on fire with my cool quotes then I'll be like right okay come back in 10 minutes and recite it and I've just forgotten it I'm like

20:14Cal:I'm just not my guy exactly bro can't swim to shore if there's no shore take care of your homeland oh wait do you want to read one of the goon cycles that I found my eyes are literally like twitching and shit just lagging out like in real life

20:30Chip:this guy's fucking lagging right wait what is this the goonicles we just talking about yeah

20:36Cal:the chronicles yeah i know this one the last stroke makes you know this doesn't mean the first stroke was useless success is a result of continuous effort fucking facts man that that's

20:48Chip:not really the goonicles that's more like the the goon bible the goon bible anyways let's let's lock in here okay let's talk third host yep because the announcement is imminent imminent um and we'll just i think we'll just roll through and rank some of these little motherfuckers all right first up wrote a shot w2s this is an interesting one fits in with the boys very well yeah yeah does he carry a conversation no well he can't he can't

21:23Cal:he can't start one he definitely can you don't know him Stan

21:27Chip:he's not gonna appreciate you calling him socially challenged I've been on two pods with him and that's what I'm going off okay that's what I'm going off

21:36Cal:yeah that's valid yeah yeah you're valid you're valid yeah it depends on the environment he's in and once he gets used to it and you know all that stuff I think he'd be A tier I think A tier because you know we know he doesn't love podcasts too much so it's like you know his love truly in there and some days he's gonna rock up and be like this is fucking shit I can't be honest with you wanna go home and cut open a mackerel or something yeah eating a tin of sardines yeah tin of sardines on toast oh like

22:00Chip:could you imagine if you just brought a tin of sardines in here like you lot like see the way you had that baby bell in the middle of the pod imagine he just cracks a tin of sardines nah

22:07Cal:we start smacking him up oh it might be a bee because of that you know you know like in movies where they start beating someone up but they beat him up so viciously you're like no you're killing him you're actually killing him stop and then you start stood up in the cinema like no

22:22Chip:I've never stood up in the cinema I've stood up in the cinema

22:25Cal:Yeah I stood up in the cinema when Captain America wielded me on it It's like the most vanilla character of all time The driest

22:35Chip:No Captain America is alright man

22:38Cal:It's not that bad I can understand your Superman slender

22:42Chip:Superman is actually so

22:44Cal:Have I done that on the bonus of this one? Oh no but you hate Superman Superman is so bad I like him But I know you I can understand Like what What is his superpower again? Just like cutting around like that He can fly He's got lasers You know He's got heat vision He's got all sorts bro There's more to him He's got deeper

23:08Chip:Magic God bless you Yeah

23:10Cal:He's got You know his weakness His kryptonite Like He's a bit deeper Deeper than that You know

23:16Chip:Imagine being there like Okay mate What superpower do you want? He's got a heat mission.

23:22Cal:Got his cousin, Supergirl. He's got a dog as well. Some shit.

23:27Chip:Anyways, let's stick to the mission here. We're doing third host ranking. Right, next up we got George Clark.

23:34Cal:Oh, Bing Bang Bosh. Bing Bang Bosh. He's very good on podcasts. He's got his own podcast. He's one of the freaking boys. He also loves a one-liner. So, some potential for him to even be an S. No, I think a,

23:51Chip:no, he's not an S tier. I'd be, I think he's new to the game,

23:55Cal:too new to the group. Yeah. All right. Fine. We can go with it.

23:58Chip:We don't have that bond with him yet. Yeah, we do.

24:01Cal:I've seen him naked, completely naked.

24:02Chip:Have you actually, I feel, I feel like he would not be willing to show you him completely. What's he rocking?

24:08Cal:All right. We got Disneyland. Fuck bro. I might say S. Nah. A.

24:14Chip:I'm thinking B. no Randy's so good and he has what's good experience like he ran that pod for a while but let me tell you what I'd be worried about is I don't think you get I think every 15 minutes he brings up Ace that's true

24:33Cal:we just talk about Pokemon a lot but we talk about Goon a lot everyone's got their passions yeah but we don't have

24:37Chip:a Gooning grading service we can do that though

24:40Cal:speak to your fucking self bro yeah I've been rating my Goon I just filed for a new limited company last week.

24:46Chip:So it's strong. Great. Graded goons. Yeah, exactly. Mate. Yeah. No, we, uh, Randy would be good. I don't think he's.

24:56Cal:He is great, but I'll put him in B. Okay. We can go.

24:59Chip:By the way, he's definitely in B because he keeps palming off coming on this part. Yeah. You know what?

25:04Cal:I respect fine. Like, yeah, maybe he would have been a, but we're going

25:07Chip:to have to put him in B here.

25:08Cal:All right. Oh, my close. Gabe always is great, man. He's a good waffler i think he's a great guest one of the best guests don't know about hosts what do you think

25:18Chip:i would agree with that never seen him i genuinely think in terms of guests he is up there maybe top

25:24Cal:10 fellas guess very high energy a little bit like me that can only last for so long yeah and

25:29Chip:imagine if we tell him you gotta do a bonus app and then rock into a solo i just don't think he'd So let's go with B. Elite level guest though. Ooh, Suggie.

25:41Cal:Oh, it was a brilliant when he came on. Congratulations to Sugg. I love him. Yeah. Congrats on the baby and all that. On the child. The child, man. Congratulations, sir. That's a real big moment for you and going forward with your partner. I really wish you,

25:55Chip:uh, well, I love Joe. He's a God-fearing man. It was like myself. Why is it when people talk about, what, what, why is God fearing good?

26:08Cal:only thing you fear is God because God's judgment is all

26:12Chip:they're saying the only thing you fear in life is God

26:14Cal:I think so

26:18Chip:I'm terrified

26:19Cal:you fear God's judgment maybe okay, oh okay, I hear that

26:25Chip:alright, what were we saying about Joseph a phenomenal guest, I don't think we have enough lore with him for him to be a third host

26:31Cal:we definitely don't, our chapters are still very thin I tried something yeah

26:38Chip:you really did let's put him in B C

26:41Cal:no

26:42Chip:I don't know I don't know if he would

26:45Cal:because we've got a lot of law with Randy and Gibb as well our chapters you're right

26:49Chip:he's an elite level guest C how about 8 inches

26:55Cal:and thick

26:57Chip:wait is that from the interview of him on the beach yeah and then he goes and then my daughter yeah that one yeah it's crazy He was lying as well. Really?

27:07Cal:Yeah, I saw the second interview. They HMRC'd him. Brutal. Brutal. Rommel. Oh, what a lovely bloke. What a great guy. He's not even been on the pod though. So I actually don't know what... Open invitation. Obviously, whenever we see him, it's nothing but straight vibes. Crack a couple of brewskis, shotgun him, go crazy.

27:25Chip:Yeah, but in terms of... He's never been on the pod. I think it might be D tier, bro. In terms of third host. yeah probably wouldn't be we don't even know we don't even know what he's like here is he could

27:37Cal:be it's one of them could be an amazing third horse could be yeah the best but could be s tier

27:42Chip:we don't know we don't know until then you've got to be d yeah but yeah d should stand for unproven unproven talent yeah a lot of love for him though and he is very much welcome to come on the podcast

27:53Cal:i would love to have him on i got a lot of shit it's gotta be a d right what no no i just wanted to cook him a little bit.

28:03Chip:He is a strong bee.

28:05Cal:He is good. He's a good waffler. He's a good waffler. He's good.

28:09Chip:He's got a serious lisp though.

28:11Cal:Yeah, he's got great insights, but I don't judge a man based on something that he can't control.

28:16Chip:Mate, you take the piss out my hairline all the time. Yeah, you can control it. Yeah, but you could do that about a lisp. Can he? Yeah, speech therapist. I might have been cooked.

28:28Cal:I have been. Okay, but he's got me. Yeah, Stanley, you don't need to be typing all that in. Yeah. Yes.

28:33Chip:There you go. Speech therapy. I told you. Um, no, but that wouldn't even be the reason why, uh, Calix, we got a lot of lore with, um, unfortunately not providing, um, the extra audience we'd be looking for in a third host.

28:48Cal:Yeah. Cause he's committed to his businesses. No.

28:50Chip:Have you seen, he started a new challenge with his missus.

28:54Cal:He had one pound to a million. You know what? Let me tell you something about Calix. Yeah.

28:57Chip:He's going to do it.

28:58Cal:You reckon? He's one of them guys. I'm worried about the uploads I'm not worried about him doing the challenge I'm worried about content yeah could even do fucking 12 dances no not even that 8 dances I think

29:10Chip:yeah TikTok dances no I think he will do this

29:14Cal:and he's got someone else doing it with him so that might be the motivator you know if him and his

29:19Chip:missus break up though series unless he could start like selling off her stuff

29:24Cal:that's true actually

29:25Chip:get the extra money well yeah I'm happy

29:28Cal:with B

29:28Chip:I think B's good I think B's good Nico That's the detail right there

29:32Cal:I'm not gonna lie Love him What a bloke But he's not been on the pod He doesn't like podcast

29:37Chip:If Nico wanted to He could expose me Because I've sent Multiple texts begging Yeah

29:43Cal:I've been in his DM I'm sure many people Could just expose that bro You are a little beg What the fuck It's good though It's good work Yeah Stanley's happy

29:53Chip:Because we have too many solo apps Yeah

29:55Cal:Yeah it's true I'm not gonna lie

29:57Chip:I was begging

29:57Cal:On my messages Last night you should see mine with like people like Nelk and shit like yo bro what a crazy journey you had like fuck imagine if it just ended with the fellas imagine like this come on you're at your penultimate moment here bro just come and jump on fellas and finish your shit off what is that all the Minecraft achievements the last one speaking AB-ish again yeah have you seen the

30:26Chip:all the top comments like that's Chip have you seen the guy that does the AB impressions. No. I'm loving it right now because finally he's getting a taste of his own medicine. Who? AB after he sent me. Oh, because you had the burger thing. Burger. Nico, Dieter. Fine. Dieter. Fine. I think he could be good. I've not got a fucking clue. He's only ever done one podcast before.

30:52Cal:I keep an eye on his appearances on podcasts. Remember, this is just what we think of them as referred hosts, not people.

30:57Chip:we love everybody on this list there's a reason you don't get on this short list you don't get on this short list without

31:03Cal:yeah if you're even on this screen it means you want to you want to the goats for real for real for real

31:09Chip:we've got Bez I mean that's an S tier it's the first S tier we've always said that's one of the best podcasters to ever grace the game people can't do it like him you want to talk about a conversation mover

31:21Cal:yeah this guy can oh I can retire you know he just carry that whole thing yeah we could just sit there and say nothing. Sometimes I do that anyway.

31:30Chip:Yeah. There's definitely be pods when you've gone nonverbal.

31:32Cal:Yeah. There are pods where I've got less than 10 words for sure.

31:36Chip:Particular guest episodes that we can draw. Yeah. What is actually the one pod where you went defo most nonverbal? There was one I remember. I genuinely didn't say a word. Was it the Troy Deeney one? No, no, no. I thought Troy Deeney was all right. Yeah. No, this was way early, early doors.

31:52Cal:Oh, fucking hell. There'll be defo somewhere. The audience will know. don't know my watch Chip we should do a ranking top 10 most non-verbal Chip S yeah that would be good it's always the guest ones just because I don't know when to butt in and sometimes I just I just don't know I have anything to say to them when Arthur and Bez came on after you lot have been on the piss and Arthur just didn't say a word the whole part

32:12Chip:oh Arthur's non-verbal one in there didn't say a word yeah I don't know if there was one no by the way the one we're referring to will be like years ago you weren't even born mate probably not probably not when is our five year anniversary we said it wasn't it was December or no November November this year we need to get a date Martin we need to do something for it please we've missed EPP 250 no we haven't yeah we have well we've missed it but I wasn't here right what does that mean I don't give a shit I don't give a shit now I'm back now I'm back

32:44Cal:no because you are not the fellas bro I've got a little 250 nah don't say don't say that don't say stuff like that he is part of the fellas

32:53Chip:no he's not no because the fellas is more than just two people bro no it's not it's literally two people it's you and me we are the fellas stanley no because when the third horse joins that that bit they'll be the

33:04Cal:fellas stanley's part of the fellas no it's a team it's a community feel like that you know it's a whole i'm not sure before we existed as a podcast when you fucking link up with the boys in this exact basement you were linking up when you text your missus or you bring your missus i'm gonna go see the fellas there's more to this it's a community bro start treating them with some fucking respect. Lucky I don't come over there and cut you around the face. Sorry, I got a little bit of confidence in that. That's kind of horror though.

33:31Chip:Kind of horror. Nah, nah, nah. You know what, Stan? Welcome. Yo, that's my bad. I've got a little quiz for us later.

33:38Cal:Oh, wait. Fuck, he's not lying. It is. 250 episode quiz.

33:41Chip:Yeah, but this is 251. Yeah, but I wasn't here for 250. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, after this,

33:45Cal:we'll do the 250 quiz. I'm sure you enjoyed Krakow getting on the fucking piss while we actually putting a ship over it.

33:51Chip:Yeah, actually grinded me as well. Come on. We got Lee Sniper G. Yeah. Just give a new name every fucking episode. Sniper's nightmare. All right. Let's go. Oh, wait. So yeah, Bez is S tier. Great crack. By the way, can I just say something about Bez? Always punctual. Fucking hell. Always punctual.

34:14Cal:He's just riding on it. No need to comment on his ass like that, by the way.

34:19Chip:What? Always being punctual?

34:21Cal:He said great crack.

34:26Cal:yeah your banner is so shit today man all right okay let's move on then yeah steven tries

34:37Chip:one of the funniest he's probably the funniest guy on there but it's got to be a b or a c do you want me to tell you why he's a b because he actually doesn't care about money and i cannot be associated with a guy that doesn't want to get that fucking coin yeah imagine i go to him like oh would you mind doing this ad read he's like no i don't really i don't really want the money i'd be like no but i want the money so do the fucking line though isn't he unbelievable

34:59Cal:check actually because he's a good host on his own podcast but he's only good he's better with

35:03Chip:his mates yeah yeah he's funny yeah he just smashes it there and i'd be i'd be in constant comparison with like rhinorosaurus or whatever his name is what's the rhino i know rhino's a goat

35:19Cal:and Max I'm never going to be able to live up to those guys

35:23Chip:I can barely I can't hold a candle to them you see alright next one

35:27Cal:William Jonathan Lenny that's an A for me I think that's an A as well really good

35:35Chip:he out of everybody maybe him and Nico would be the hardest to convince to do a pod I think

35:41Cal:he hates podcasts I think you could convince Will if you showed him that it would make good money I still don't think so

35:47Chip:now he does have to be guaranteed he's not a gambler this year he's tried it before and he didn't like to gamble he'd have to do one with James yeah if he's not willing to do ones with James Marriott then we are in a world of trouble good lad though nice to hang around with sometimes yeah on occasion in doses

36:06Cal:Theo Baker not S mate no way

36:08Chip:I think he's S2 you know well

36:11Cal:I obviously think he's S2 he's got three pods I just don't want to give him this level of respect publicly.

36:18Chip:Let's put him A then. I'm happy to put him A, but it means that AB has to go A as well. Yeah, that's true. That can't be true. That's true. That's true. I would say our best moments are with Bazinga Graham. He stands alone.

36:33Cal:There's no way Theo and AB are worse. That's why there's recurring guests as much as that. We haven't had Theo on in years, mate.

36:42Chip:I'm genuine. I would be willing to say in the last year, we haven't had Theo on.

36:45Cal:Yeah, because AB replaced him. fuck

36:48Chip:but now we're bringing

36:49Cal:well well

36:50Chip:well let me just not even Theo ain't been on for a while yeah I think we just put

36:57Cal:Theo in S and AB in S because we can't just be wheeling these guys out like fucking yeah I hear that the Teletubbies and then not put them in the top class

37:10Chip:syndicate

37:11Cal:oh he was good when he came on he's good at carrying a conversation you know There I even suggest this could be an a I know we've not really got too much all with him But this could be one of those that you just got to put trust him No, I hear talk about his fucking farm all day and you know what there's a hundred acres of it so he can keep going

37:28Chip:Yeah, no, I hear that

37:31Cal:Aka one and what's happening? He go one go talk about a could to No, you know, this is not knack. What am I doing? Shit gaming be fucking now syndicate similar to Joe Saga

37:45Chip:premium level guest premium level guest actually one of my favourite eps was with it was Syndicacy Simon? I think that's an A tier bro

37:57Cal:I think I agree good talker good conversationalist very good looking if you have

38:03Chip:we're bringing looks into this shit yeah because I've got

38:06Cal:to fucking stare at a bloke all day you know how tough it is why is it tough? for me and you looking at each other okay don't worry bro I'm fucking bringing myself down I'm a fucking ugly piece of shit, bro. I actually hate my looks.

38:18Chip:Nah, actually, I'm fucking... Now, list off right now. What would you change about you if you could right now? Everything, bro.

38:23Cal:I'm fucking rotten to the core. Like, my eyes don't open. My fucking nose is too big. I had to get my teeth done. I'm fucking rotten, bro. But say otherwise if you don't agree. Anybody can speak up now and say anything else. Speak against... You know what? In this world, you should stand up for what you believe. And I believe I'm ugly. what do you believe? no you're good lad you're good

38:51she

38:51Cal:not even Lee fucking piping up

38:54Chip:going no you're alright you kid she fuck it right fine right by the way but if Simon's there I think Randy goes in A2 because I think

39:02Cal:been too much disrespect from Randy recently yeah so I'm happy to keep Randy in B alright let's put Randy C then

39:09Chip:fine fine no no no get Randy in B man I can't put that much disrespect. Yep. Yep. Go down.

39:18Cal:And that's it.

39:19Chip:Is that it? Is that the last one? All right. So that is our list right there. So just to recap in S tier, we've got Ethan, Theo and AB. In A, we've got Harry Lewis, George Clark. What's so funny about Harry Lewis? No, no, no. You know what's funny about Harry Lewis? Nothing. Exactly. So shut up. George Clark. Will any, why are you guys laughing at George Clark now? He's the East Sound. All right. Will any and mini minor. Who's in B chip?

39:53Cal:Gib looks, Steven tries syndicate.

39:57Chip:Yeah. Randolph. And that's it. Okay. And then who's in C? Uh, Joe Sugg. Yeah. And then who's in D? D is, um, Ramel and Nico. So in D we've managed to squeeze in Ramel and Nico.

40:14Cal:What's so funny bro Nah I've just been in the giggly mood bro You know when you get the giggles And you can't stop It's a good time that isn't it Want to shout out Quick shout out Anybody listening to the pod In the car Just I was thinking the other day I was missing the times Where See I haven't had a car I haven't driven a car Well I've driven a car Of course I have But I haven't like Had my own car to drive In like six years I want to get one back Keep thinking about it non-stop

40:41Chip:Why don't you I don't

40:43Cal:have a parking spot yeah valid and you're and i could park it where you park yours but how much is it it's many just say the number it's expensive bro right well that's not a number is it

40:54Chip:it's enough it's enough it's 500 a month run that bro closer to a grand really oh fuck that then um all right let's do our fellows 250 episode quiz in honor of us completing 250 episodes of this wonderful podcast. Hell yeah. Stanley has made a quiz to see who was really paying attention all this time. Calvin. So it's me versus Chip. Me versus Chip. Let's go, bro. I think I'm going to win. My memory is so good.

41:22Cal:Yeah, and you know, mine's quite bad. So I think you probably got this, brother.

41:25Chip:All right. GL hate Jeff. And by the way, viewers, you might want to play along with this and let us know how many of you guys got right.

41:32Cal:Don't give us the answer straight away. Let us do it. You can't see that, right? No, it's like, all right, cool. So question number, Wait, give us a little buzzer so we know who's dingin' first. Ding, ding. All right. Bit of effort would be nice. Okay, first question. What was Steve Bracknell's number one most utter woke nonsense thing in football? Suits at Wembley. Not wearing suits at Wembley. 1-0 chip. Fuck, that's good.

41:59Chip:Yeah, I completely forgot about that. Okay. Nice one, right. Stanley's just writing your answer down as the answer. He didn't even know. No, I've got it on. Right. Next question. What outfit was Chris MD wearing for the Halloween episode?

42:15Cal:Ding, ding. Umpa-lumpa. Nice one. Two nil, shit. Gotta catch up, pick up.

42:21Chip:Don't worry, bro. Right, number three. What TV show did the fellas appear on in May 2024? Piers Morgan. No. Uncensored. Reindeer.

42:35Cal:Piers Morgan Uncensored. Piers Morgan Uncensored. Three nil, shit. we weren't in fucking reindeer we weren't in reindeer were you alright 3-0 Chip question number 4 how much did G-Film drink Harry's piss for in Australia ding dong okay go on 200 quid nice one 3-1 question number 5 what item from the set have I stolen oh Chip's gonna know I'm not gonna know this show is it visible right now yep no no you can't see it but i've sold obviously is it meant to be but is it usually quite prominent yeah fucking hell mate this is a great um this is fun yeah for all the audio listeners sorry audio this is the only question the audio listeners okay sorry audio listeners but just bear with us here um this this we'll cut this out of audio this is really difficult.

43:33Cal:How big is the iron bro?

43:35Chip:Give us a clue.

43:36Cal:Not, don't go too hard. Okay, give us a section of the set to be looking. Okay, the right hand side. What, chip side? chip side. But,

43:46Chip:I can, I'll be honest. I'm going to be honest with you bro and I fucking built this thing. You know what is so annoying to be like, oh, I took like the Call of Duty 3 Xbox game away.

43:57Cal:If it's a fucking game stand there, I'm going to kick your head in. Dang, man. This is higher up.

44:05Chip:Stan, I think the problem is just we don't remember what we've done.

44:08Cal:This is quite a proper item. Can I be honest with you? Really? Quite a proper item. I don't fucking face this way. Like, that's made it difficult.

44:16Chip:You built it, so surely you don't remember what was on the point, Stan. By the way, that table's about to go. When you move the leg, it's like... It'll be funny if it goes.

44:28Cal:All right. All right. None of us got it. Wait, no, keep going. One more clue. One more clue. There is another one still on set.

44:42That should be good.

44:44Cal:Ding, ding. Is it one of the perk bottles from Call of Duty? It is. Juggernaut. Yeah. You don't really get that one. Yeah.

44:54Chip:No way. You don't really. That's quite a problem. Nope. That's quite a problem. Oh, one, buddy. It's a dud. I'll be honest. I've never seen that in my life. What do you mean? That's one of the big ones. I've never seen that. No, you're not paying attention. Right. Question number six. How many are there? Nine. Okay. Even. What is the title of our most viewed video on the YouTube channel? Ding, ding. Ding, ding.

45:27Chip:24 hours in Amsterdam. Nope. Fuck. Olivia Neal Nope She's the biggest guest app It's a video It's not a podcast No Good video there

45:43Cal:Fuck Like on the fellas Is it a clip? It's a clip I'll give you that It's a clip Yeah Road to Shaw

45:52Cal:Fuck I don't know what the clip's about Drug habits? No

45:58Chip:Is it Road to Shaw something? Roteshaw is the first word. Yeah, W2S is the first word. This is going to be too difficult

46:05Cal:because I can't remember. Yeah, we don't know. Give up. It's a dud. We'll skip it. Roteshaw explains how he lost his virginity. Ah, shit. Now you're deep. That's a difficult one to remember. 2.7 mil. Wow. Yeah. So if you've got three questions left, if you get all three, you draw.

46:23Chip:All right. Go on, bro. You know what we call this? Dormy. In the game of golf, you're Dormy. Which would be really annoying because I have a fucking tiebreaker. who were the two surprise guests that we had on the Halloween episode? Ding dong.

46:37Cal:I'll let you go. Yeah, go Kyle.

46:41Chip:Ryan Winbridge. Yeah. That's one. And the train fella. No. That was Ryan Winbridge.

46:49Cal:And it was trucks, bro.

46:51Chip:It was a truck fella. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I ain't got a fucking scoop.

46:58Cal:Ryan Winbridge and Bayman. What's his name? Oh, yeah. John. Give me that. I'll give you that. John May. I just have given you that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Question number eight. What Yu-Gi-Oh character did Harry scream at a stranger in Amsterdam?

47:16Chip:Tell me how me are. No. Blue Eyes White Dragon.

47:20Cal:He didn't say ding ding, though. I was waiting to say my name. I went like that. You didn't say it, bro.

47:25Chip:Fine, Blue Eyes White Dragon. All right. Nah, I got that.

47:27Cal:How's he getting that when he's not done his ding ding?

47:29Chip:Nah. I pointed at you. You can't let someone else just fucking shout the answers. I obviously knew the answers to that. Well, then why didn't you say it?

47:38Cal:Because I was waiting. I pointed. He pointed at you. He gave you the gold pair. You're a shit fucking judge, bro. I just want a bit of attention. Don't talk about another fellow member like that. I just want a bit of attention, man. Yeah, four, three.

47:48Chip:This is the last question. You're in trouble there, man. You got to win this shit. So's Cal. What three photos are currently pinned on the Instagram? Fuck off, Sandy. I'm going to go.

48:01Cal:Come on. Ding, ding. Go Ramsdale. KSI. Katie price.

48:11Chip:Nope. The last one is this is unfair.

48:15Cal:Cause I've been a crouch. Well done. Well done. Four,

48:20Chip:four, four, you want to know what you've just done? Yeah,

48:22Cal:but you know, I'm going to be honest in my head. I've obviously won because I've got the blue eyes. No, but you didn't say it. I haven't bottled it. And I just gave him two anyway. I gave him John May. Yeah, because... And I just gave him that. Exactly, because you're a good boy. Bottle day. 4-4. I actually don't have a tiebreaker. It doesn't matter. You just said you had a tiebreaker. No, I did. I did nine because I thought... I didn't want to do it either. It doesn't matter because I have won this. No, you haven't. I have won this. Lee, have I won this? No.

48:47Chip:Just...

48:47Cal:Yeah, Lee, yeah.

48:48Chip:Fucking everything I've done with you, Lee.

48:51Cal:Oh, yes. These fucking boys want to go home.

48:53Chip:Yeah, let me check the time. Oh, my God. I wonder if anyone went like nine for nine on that

48:57Cal:in the audience. Congrats if you did. Shout out to anybody listening right now in Sainsbury's Tesco, Aston Morrison's, Neto, Lidl, Waitrose, Tory, M &S Food. What are you doing? I'm just shouting out everyone working in a little supermarket right now. Shout out to warehouse workers. Shout out to boys working on the scaffolding. Yeah, the scuffs. Shout out to those working on...

49:19Chip:What about the Leckys?

49:21Cal:The Sparkys? Taxidermy in a basement.

49:23Chip:little future serial killers dialed into the fellas so you know yeah it's out to those

49:29Cal:like figuring out the best surprise we don't have any taxidermy on the set some dead fox or something yeah alright well you know what thanks for that input David's situation kinda crazy this what so it's a draw it is a draw yes nah get us one more question I'm winning this this is gonna be a fucking epic comeback it's not an epic comeback if you've cheated mate the fucking you know what the fellas fans they might be fucking degenerate but the one thing they can't stand is is is dishonesty right and and the system being corrupt the system was not

50:08Chip:corrupt you system is corrupt the thing was the audio listeners didn't see stanley pointed at you you froze and i took my chance didn't freeze i was kind of just like you froze ready for my answer I've got a tiebreaker how many views to the nearest 100k has the Soccer Saturday video got 1.3

50:33Cal:2.3 1.3 2.3 so a mil difference I actually don't have the answer yet it did not do 2 mil views chill out bro I know YouTube wait are you okay mate I'm trying to figure it out who's closer well tell us what the views are 1.8 million views GG bro

50:57Chip:split down the middle

50:59Cal:actually is no yeah he said 1.2 it's 500k oh my god it is wait wait wait

51:04Chip:no but what is the exact views what's the exact views oh it's gonna be you in it because it's 1.8 what oh please be 7 something 1.89 oh it's 1.89 no I'll take that I'll take that little beer congrats to me congrats to you I hope you're fucking happy you little cheat no I am I am happy you know why

51:24Cal:the truth always wins that's actually not true well if you followed me on fucking truth social you'd know

51:32Chip:I'm on blue sky god damn followers on blue sky by the way blue sky fucking lock in guys shout out to the blue sky niche oh yeah what's his Dave situation Dave is

51:44Cal:so he's like an art he's an artist in America a pretty big one I think and he's essentially like they found the remains of like a girl 15 year old girl in his boot because it was like starting to smell but they were like people were like oh he's been on tour it couldn't have been him blah blah blah but it's like just come out that she's been reported missing for ages not since she was 13 yeah I think that's what it says I swear it was just since April no I think it was since she was 13 so yeah she's dead now no no no that's not true she wouldn't they've just found her decomposing two years she'd be fucking yeah she only died oh sorry yeah got you okay so she was missing since she was 13 she'd be missing for years a few years yeah and yeah they found her in this boot and they think like people have just gone ahead and pieced it all together online because there was so much kind of like there was such a like digital footprint of the whole thing and yeah it looks like you just fucking allegedly killed her.

52:46But like some of his lyrics you were saying and now people are like whoa that's kind of crazy.

52:52Cal:You'd have to look into it. Let's read some of the stuff off here that Stanley's got on the doc by the way just so people get a better understanding. Guys you'll have to go and look online about it. It is a bit of a rabbit hole. Like he released a song Romantic Homicide which by the way I think was on her birthday. Yep. Came out on her birthday. On her birthday. Released a song every year on her birthday. Yeah. Yeah that fuck like Jason yeah Jason had him on a stream and people are also speculating there's a girl that he meets here who's called Celeste which is the name of the girl I think it's a different girl I think it is a different girl but it's all speculation he was with him met a girl called Celeste which is the name of the person who went missing

53:36Chip:so now people are like is that her? this was from the music video I think of the song Romantic Homicide and it's got like this girl in the background who again looks really similar to the girl who went missing so what the fuck so people are like putting together this is kind of crazy has he been arrested though I don't know I know he cancelled his tour yeah he cancelled his world tour so to be fair I mean if somebody finds he did five shows

54:07Cal:after they found it though still oh maybe I know he's cancelled now he's now he's now he's not turned up now it's

54:15Chip:Yeah, I mean, that's kind of weird. That's fucked.

54:18Cal:They call that cray cray.

54:20Chip:Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Jesus. Jason was like...

54:23Cal:And there's loads of Discord messages as well. Like weird Discord messages. And stuff like that. So yeah, it's not looking good for bro. Also, he's 20 and she was 15. No, she was 15 when they found her dead. So he's 20. Is he a young guy then? Yeah. No, he's 20. Apparently he met her when she was like 11 as well Or something like that If he met her when she was 13 That means he would have been 18 So step away

54:53Chip:Imagine being 18 bro I genuinely I was terrified of spiders in my room and shit Did it say how It was They found her in Bags and it was like Decomposing Different bags I don't know if it was different bags I know she was in bags and people said they just smelt the odour coming out of this car of like it smelled like dead fish or something like that and so she'd be like cooking in this Tesla from like the heat

55:22Cal:oh bro people are fucking eating bro well it was in a car it was in a car but yeah

55:28Chip:like not

55:28Cal:oh it's always

55:29Chip:someone having a dinner yeah people like to listen to you know what if you check out our YouTube stats go into YouTube stats right now oh you're making him do a whole lot analytics there we go Content Actually, audience, sorry. Scroll down. TV. TV shit. Scroll down. What is it? Device type. Right, right. 38%. Most people have this shit on in the living room and you're pulling shit like that out. Yeah, that's crazy. Congratulations, bro. Yeah, well done. I'm just giving them the information. Someone's mom was listening to that. Hey, look, now they know what happened, so. Sometimes you need a little bit

56:08Cal:of that real world fucking shock. because there's a price we pay for this information.

56:12Chip:By the way, could you not fucking subscribe? I just think we got 3.3k subs last month. I'm getting fucking mad.

56:17Cal:Fucking hell, bro. Stop. 800k. Quit some 800k, by the way. Fucking bro, it's a real world trade.

56:21Chip:I need a million subs before I die on this channel. Otherwise, I'm going to start going.

56:26Cal:What, we on? Wait, how the hell did we get to 800k subs? You know, we got 100k subs in like fucking five days.

56:35Chip:Yeah, that is actually mental. Now subs just don't.

56:38Cal:It was really big to start a podcast back then though. There was not as many.

56:41Chip:Yeah.

56:42Cal:Well, that's our fault.

56:44Chip:Longevity in the game. Yeah. We're at Matt for five years. What are we actually going to do for five years? I want to have a party. Should we do it?

56:50Cal:I ain't doing anything. To me, to me,

56:52Chip:it's just another day. Just one of them stand. It's not, should we do it? Yeah. We'll, we'll, we'll get it done, mate.

56:58Cal:All right.

56:58Chip:All right.

56:59Cal:What it means by that is we'll cover the cost of the party. You'll be there.

57:03Chip:Cool.

57:04Cal:Amen, brother. But I won't be a party anyway, because I'm not really on that. there's just another day what is the exact date can you go episode one please we've already done this okay okay

57:13Chip:sorry mate we've already done this off the top of your fucking head I'm actually getting fucking mad right now no wait no just go on to YouTube content sort by oldest what's this

57:23Cal:nah let him scroll let him doom scroll 500 eps here we go next one

57:28Chip:November the 3rd we need to are you around on November the 3rd we gotta have a party that's five years of us just getting freaky deaky

57:37Cal:people will come to it

57:40Chip:oh it's fellas five year anniversary it's a bit um oh my egotistical no is it is it celebration it's a bit like me me me me celebration oh my god it's perfect it's after the london card show as well shit man i ain't even there let's do it let's do it fellas

57:55Cal:sunday it's a sunday though no it's not it's monday no it's not it's monday fellas party silly boy shit i'm not here guys box day that's the 50th

58:06Chip:I was creating a movie for Guy Fawkes. He's actually Guy Fawkes, Monday. No, it's the, is the bonfire night's the fifth?

58:14Cal:Yeah, what did you say? The fifth? The third. The third. Yeah. Free on that day. Yeah, fuck. No. Should we do a party?

58:24Chip:We invite loads of loaded. No.

58:26Cal:No, no, no. I like that idea, but we're not doing a party anyway. It's the great lock-in, bro.

58:32Chip:Yeah, so we lock in and get, but we hit, we're doing it here. 24 hour stream

58:38Cal:I love that meme let's probably fuck the mic again is it okay? no we're good will we do a 24 hour live stream on the set?

58:48Chip:yeah I'm going to have a drink

58:49Cal:that says thou shall not send though right?

58:55Chip:love that meme okay so next up we have some would you rathers for this episode oh wait by the way let's talk a little bit we were on jj's try not to laugh oh yeah that was really good wasn't it lsu tigers let's go you know what where were we out the night before because i rocked up i'm so hung over in that video yeah where were we what were we doing the night before that was easy oh no i think you're right summer party that's exactly what it was it might have been that yeah it was fellas summer party yeah this was this was filmed a long time ago um and honestly this video had me in stitches

59:37Cal:it is really good

59:38Chip:thank you for having us thank you for having us we rocked up two hours of film and just pissed myself and went home you did the collab thing yeah we were still waiting for that feature to be rolled out on the pod as well

59:55Cal:I gained about 6 to 8k subs let me see how many you added on a little bit after and you've already probably got quite a lot more of his audience. I'm interested to see how many it would have done if I watched him second channel on there. Hmm. Yeah. I'm going to ask him. I'm going to get him 2K. I'm going to ask him on the football one.

1:00:15Chip:2K, bro. What are we doing out here, man? Pissed. 2 ,000 people. Nobody fucking cares, bro. Just keep it stepping anyway. Keep them, bro.

1:00:24Cal:Why do I sit like that? Picks up, Chip. I always sat like this.

1:00:30Chip:who was your favorite out of the try not to laugh contestants oh a guy by the way the fucking catfish the chips oh mr african muscle man so good so so funny um the guy that just started fucking no dancing lsu tigers you know what's annoying in the in this video it doesn't come across as funny as it was it was so funny because of the way they've done the audio it doesn't come across the guy literally rocks up and he goes LSU Tigers let's go I bet but it was such a good delivery I was in tears he was my favourite yeah that one was a good one

1:01:07Cal:where the guy just starts dancing like that there's a Hail Mary

1:01:10Chip:yeah like the Hail Mary

1:01:12Cal:because he was buzzing wasn't he

1:01:14Chip:yeah

1:01:14Cal:or you

1:01:15Chip:I think we spent like 17, 18 grand yeah ridiculous

1:01:19Cal:I think we did alright considering we started really rough people just thought it was as high as a kite I just don't know I think I just have a bit of a high look because I'm obviously just not but people are like there's no way a chip's so baked and I'm like but I'm not though yeah well it doesn't matter anyway innit because I've I'll happily smoke a little J no you won't obviously not

1:01:41Chip:no I don't I don't like that why? why can't I say that? I just don't like that you promote that type of shit

1:01:47Cal:I literally said I don't I don't even like that why don't you promote

1:01:50Chip:I prefer it when you promote like steroids and shit like trend usage what tremble on acetate yeah oh my god it was so funny when jj was like okay any more jokes about my forehead and you're getting booted out literally the next person walks on and goes your forehead he's like right get the fuck out of here

1:02:10Cal:so funny is it like i broke his guitar they're saying there needs to be some justice because i apparently i obviously don't realize on the day but i laugh

1:02:22Chip:I'm not sure if I'm getting hate for it I mean it's not really my fault Relax on the hate shit bro

1:02:25Cal:Yeah so I kind of laughed But it's not like proper Obvious I don't think And he doesn't get the money

1:02:34Chip:So I kind of felt bad Wait I don't see you laughing though I did So I think JJ should give him some money Yeah JJ go and give him another grand DM JJ mate and say Chip said You owe me a K And he should sort you out I reckon if he's a decent man. Have you seen there's a total of how much JJ has given out at Try Not To Laugh. What do you reckon the total is that he's given out for Try Not To Laugh?

1:03:05Chip:85k? Is it a grand every time someone laughs? 60, 70? It's changed. 70k? 200 ,000 pounds he's given out at Try Not To Laugh.

1:03:15Cal:Bro. That's, what the fuck?

1:03:17Chip:That's mental. Insane. They are great videos.

1:03:20Cal:Who's the next one? It's Deji and Thingy, isn't it? Saw it on a story. Deji and Max Kedak. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:03:26Chip:That'll be good. Let me have a little look. Is this his way of doing like the, you know, the Drewski could have been records thing? I guess so. Is that like him like trying to do a video that seems to that? Well, not really.

1:03:37Cal:I mean, this is just kind of... Yeah, I know, but it's this very similar vibe where they come in and they do something. I mean, either way, it's fucking... It's class.

1:03:45Chip:Yeah, this is an elite format. Just rock up two hours, have other people try and make you laugh but the funniest parts aren't the people that are funny it's the people that aren't funny yeah like trying to keep it together

1:03:55Cal:where a guy just

1:03:56Chip:absolutely bombs on stage and they're proper

1:03:58Cal:trying their best as well and it's like oh

1:03:59Chip:like this bloke

1:04:00Cal:with the saxophone

1:04:01Chip:felt bad I think he either DMed me or I saw him in the comments he's like thanks for having me like sorry I couldn't make you laugh they were all nice everybody was lovely

1:04:08Cal:they were all really nice guys yeah JJ's so brutal sometimes when walking out I'd be like don't worry mate you you were funny you did a good job because they come all this way and JJ's like get the fuck out

1:04:19Chip:no no no he just goes Steve Steve get him out Steve that's like the Drewski stuff isn't it

1:04:24Cal:it's gotta be like that it's just what he's doing isn't it but yeah that's what me and you come in like nah don't worry mate you're fucking alright

1:04:30Chip:oh actually I tell a lie my favourite one on that is um the guy that does the Deji and KSI fanfic and he's reading it out and he's like and then they pressed each other's foreheads together and we just fucking burst into tears Yeah, that one was really good. It was so funny. And then you go, you go, because he goes, nah, that's it, man. Steve, like that. And you go, nah, keep reading it on your way out. And he's there like, and then they give a smooch. I was in tears. Even the way you've just done it, that's you. All right, Ferris, feel that. Yo, family. Stop that. Fucking pissing me off. Theo's not even going to like that one.

1:05:17Chip:I'm so excited to play FIFA shortly. What sort of promo is that? Relax. What?

1:05:23Cal:What? Relax. It's not actually called that, so I technically didn't promote it. Oh, nice. Yeah, you see what I'm on?

1:05:29Chip:Yeah, I love FIFA. Fucking going to get sued here.

1:05:33Cal:Why? Well, who's this to? Mom.

1:05:37Chip:You do not message your mom like that. When was the last time you spoke to your mom? You need to speak to your mom more often, you know? About two hours ago. Fair is. What does she sound like? Fucking nice. what

1:05:49Cal:like a nice lady

1:05:51Chip:nah what what would you be nice yeah real good actually bro your boss

1:06:06Cal:ah shit

1:06:07Chip:did she ever listen to the pod

1:06:08Cal:probably not she ain't got time

1:06:12Chip:she's a cop is she still a copper nope what does she do now I don't know listen to the pod on her TV in the living room

1:06:21Cal:I need to check in with her and see what she's up to damn you know what she's like little minx

1:06:28Chip:what the fuck bro nah stop disrespecting your mum I'm rage rating I'm rage rating that's not rage rating that's called Avin nah what is it shock humour shock humour shock humour yeah because I've said someone that's gone

1:06:42Cal:oh no way why does she go

1:06:45Chip:alright let's end Let's end this on a would you rather So that we can all go and have a little pint I'm not going for pints The great lock-in mate Alright here we go By the way just so you guys know Anytime we do would you rathers You judge Stanley on these I've never done them

1:07:04Cal:Would you rather eat a cockroach you found in your house Or eat a worm that just crawled out of the ground outside That's a valid question What the fuck is wrong with you mate that's not even good that's just nothing

1:07:20Chip:we might actually just park these ones for another episode

1:07:23Cal:wait let me read that again would you rather eat a cockroach why do we pay a producer

1:07:27Chip:yeah the cooks up that shit

1:07:31Cal:or eat a worm that just crawled out of the ground outside so the question is cockroach is clean because it's in your gaff or a worm that's come out of the ground I'm eating the worm what from the ground yeah because it's quite common to eat worms when you're younger

1:07:45Chip:it was just as a fact. All right. All right. I'm sure this one is one of the not so great ones. Let's see if the next one's better. Okay. I'm sure it is. Should I read it to you? Yeah. This one will be better.

1:07:56Cal:Would you rather eat a whole raw chicken or make out with a public toilet seat for a minute? Oh, God damn. He's got me a whole raw chicken. You're not even getting three bites before it's just coming back up. Well, either that or I'm making out with the public toilet seat yeah because it could be it could be fucking it might not it depends how you picture it it's a it's a perspective thing anyway number three would you rather throw up every time you eat your favourite food or never eat it again Carl's Carl is currently leaving the set he's gone I would rather never eat it again would you rather live without toilet paper or live without soap.

1:08:45Cal:Now we're getting into the nitty gritty of it all. I think I'd rather live without toilet paper because you can naturally clean your ass in a river. Would you rather have permanent dandruff that snows everywhere or uncontrollable snot dripping from your nose? I think I'll go for the dandruff because you could be like, oh, it's snowing outside. Whereas if the other one, no, you've just got snot hanging down three noves non-stop get in the way imagine you get to kiss a girl yeah in their eyes oh they were such good woodguravas oh they were what do you think that was hard effort oh he's left but he's left his keys oh look at that Porsche Taycan key ring oh shit this guy's got money and wealth well they were great anyway guys thank you so much for listening to and watching the fellas podcast you can rate it five stars on Spotify you can also just you know go fucking fuck yourself goodnight