252. InSide Vs Locked In, AI That Tried Ending Humans & What’s The Best Invention Ever? FULL POD EP. 252

0:00Alright, alright Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the failures Cal's not here So fuck This is gonna be a real tough Watch and listen for you Ladies and gentlemen Actually you know what Stanley you're a You're a little bit I've done this before I've done this before You've done this before You know what you're doing You'll be alright So when I just go quiet You just carry the conversation You're not allowed To go quiet today This is your one episode Where you're not allowed Cal's such a good waffler Like sometimes when I need To reset my battery It's like Don't worry Stanley can waffle It's like Formula One You know when you gotta Use your battery On the straights and stuff so that nobody can overtake you.

0:35That's me. And I've got about two minutes left. That's actually quite a good analogy for you. Well, I was talking to someone yesterday and they were like, why do you speak so much in like short periods of time? And I'm like, if I say as much as I can, as quickly as I can, then I can rest for longer before my next stint. Does that make sense? I know what you're on about. Get it all out. Get it all out. Blah, blah, blah. Talk, talk, talk, talk. Then you go in and I'm like, right. I'm not even listening to you. Recharge, recharge. Reboot. Then you get a good dime afterwards. Yeah. Recognize how AB does it.

1:04like recharge. You reckon he writes, writes up his fucking jokes. Well, like Chris M.D. He has someone to, someone to do them for him. Yeah. Who knows? I wouldn't be surprised. Anyway, last night I went to a YouTube event. Oh shit. Yeah. It was, what was it? YouTube festival. Was that the one that had Olivia Dina? It was, yeah. I watched Olivia Dina. I was at the front row. I'm not really familiar too much with Olivia Dina. I'm uncultured with my music like that. I know you guys are going to shake your heads, but she was really good. What? she got that star power you know she's good man I'm gonna go home download some of her songs her new tunes really good but anyway no I was there and then they it was just basically like maybe like 10 to 20 creators and then like a thousand people from all the different brands like Disney and everything oh shit and then they brought up the fellas studios yeah that's what I picked they were like oh fellas studios biggest UK podcast production house and I was like yeah I can't remember she said biggest but if she didn't she should have yeah joking on it were they yeah and it was like the MD of YouTube, Alison.

2:03It was kind of crazy. I was like, you know what? Was that the woman that came in to the office the other week? Yes. Top dogs. Yeah, top dogs. And I was like, I was just trying to be invisible, nonchalant with it. Yeah. Was there any info, any new features? I don't know if I can say them. Oh, okay, fine, fine, fine. Oh, you know, I did see, I mean, we spoke about it on that at the pub, the collaborative thing. You can collaborate on YouTube now. I just did it with JJ. JJ said, yeah, yeah. That's what we're looking at. But I was wondering because for the pod I think it'd be really good. Like say you had we had like Ginge on.

2:39They're not going to collab a pod though are they? Yeah but it doesn't come up on their feed so why wouldn't they? Oh maybe. There's no like There's no downside to it. There's no downside then yeah why not. Because it just goes to I think it just goes to their subscribers feed. Like it just comes up more often. Which if they're a subscriber of Ginge they might want to watch it. Do we have that feature? I don't think we have it yet though. No. I think it might be only a certain amount of channels but when we do it's great because you could collab your main channel and your second channel as well when I did it with JJ I think I gained like 6 to 10 ,000 subs I can't remember the exact amount and I didn't have to do anything he just sent me an invite and I was like yeah fuck it yeah so there's that that was cool anyway let's see this doc what have you got for me I'm going to try my best there this is really difficult guys I'm not usually the leading host of this podcast for a good reason do you think I'm bad at it Stanley?

3:29no to be fair you were really I remember that Ginge episode we did that's the first time you were doing one on your own and you were really shitting it yeah you know what you need to believe in yourself yeah if I keep speaking negatively then I'm just you know I'm casting a vote I can't remember where I heard that you gotta manifest it yeah that's fair enough you know I'm big into manifestation I used to write in my little book all the stuff I wanted I used to write every day I've probably got it somewhere I actually wrote in my book Like something about Winning Locked In And I wrote it over And over and over Wow It's kind of lame But That's cool That is cool You um Well do you still do that?

4:12Not really Now I realise You don't have to do it You don't have to write it down You just It's all just within man In the mind It's all within Yeah it's in the mind Yeah well I did say That Gingepod you did Telling one of the funniest stories I've ever heard What was it? The quiche story Oh shit Was that the ginger episode? for the first time ever were you there were you there no that was before me you were working here though Brody interrupted you didn't he went that is the worst story ever and then Jin just starts fucking pissing himself interrupted me saying worst story ever but it came on to be one of the greatest stories ever the quiche but the funniest thing about a quiche story is it can be told over and over yeah please don't yeah we've heard it no because Lee hasn't heard it Lee's heard it but we've got the boys here Lee's seen that clip 100 % that was back when I was a fanboy so still is so mental though the way I just went into this South Korea wasn't it yeah great place I wanna go Japan wasn't it I've never been to Japan so thanks for bundling that I thought it was yep the robot yeah you're in mucky waters there mate alright I'll just cut it out that's fair I was editing this whole thing right so I was in South Korea wasn't I yeah yeah come on can I say it one more time go on one more time yeah go South Korea filming this video mostly advancing I go to this bar because it's got a robot weight.

5:29But it is good. I'm getting a cocktail made for me. Was it for a video? It's in a video. It's a main channel video. Strangely enough, I actually did like other times done quite well. It's got one point, maybe three. Yeah, go on. Something like that. Who gives a shit? Anyway, so I go in and there's nobody in there and it's closing. There's two girls working behind the thing and they just come over and they bring, oh, do I go up to them? I can't remember. But either way, they either come over and give me my drinks or I go to them and pay and then they go oh this is for you and they give me a bag with a box in it and I'm like oh god damn like what could this be get over to my table I'll pay it up quiche lo and behold it was a quiche and let me remind you I did not pay for it this was a free what type of quiche was it this was a free quiche it was just it was a quiche-ish quiche ever like you look at that thing and you go that's a quiche that's a quiche that like belongs my mum's table I hate quiche I don't mind quiche and I still gave it a nibble it's alright well you had to it's free you gotta be respectful and then I had to bin it annoyingly you didn't do it in the shop though did you no because I didn't want to be disrespectful but thank you to them thank you to them lovely ladies for giving me that quiche I'll remember that that day for the rest of my life it's not often you get given a free thing or something like that or even get a compliment you know just something nice man we're not subject to that too often are we let me drop a compliment for you right now go on you why are you looking down there what's down there I don't know I'm trying to figure out your vibe just looking at my fucking knees

7:15I'm not actually looking at you this is crazy I'm just trying to figure you out for a moment I'm kind of like daydreaming a bit you're alright cheers mate so are you cheers mate Is that it? Yeah, that's it. That's pretty good though. That's good. You're all right. All right. When someone says you're all right, you, that means that's a sign of respect. It's like a, it's a likeness, you know, yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh, you're all right. I thought you, yeah. You know what the best thing to do to someone? What? And I've been doing this. Oh, really? Yeah, no, it's one of my favorite things to do. Someone you know, and you hang around with quite a bit.

7:48Yeah, and you just chill. You honestly see this guy quite often. And just out of nowhere, like maybe he cracked a joke or you've had a little joke with him and you go, you know what? You're all right, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just catching some soft guard that what four years later and now I'm all right. You know who is all right? What? Dan. For making us this Oh, yeah. We've not even acknowledged on the pod. Yeah, so obviously audio listeners, if you can lock into the video at some point, we've got a mini fellas podcast season four set right in front of us and it is made so detailed. That's even got a battery with lights in it for the lights that are on the stairs.

8:25Yeah. It's really well made. They've gotten everything. They've even got the broken table leg. It's impressive that they've managed to get all the details, despite I'm sure you can't see everything that's on the set. He's got all the posters of the same. He's done a sick job. Gonna miss the set. We're gonna take some of the bits with us, all right? Oh, yeah, it'll be like... I think we should give away something. Oh, we could do that, yeah. Well, you know, somebody messaged me saying, if you're giving anything away, can I have the Star Wars 8080? That's gonna be a no. Yeah. We're not giving away The Star Wars 8080 But I respect it What would we give away Like Well I think something With fellas on it Like the skateboard Or the lightbox But the skate was so cool though Oh we can't give away The bloody fellas Skateboard But you don't like the fans That much now No we do But like That's actually It's got the logo on it What about the ghostly lamp Can we give her The ghostly lamp The ghostly lamp's not a bad But I like the ghostly lamp We should have the ghostly lamp On the next second Yeah we should should we just have the next set what about the turbo man that's pretty cool that's a prominent thing that's like it's always been in shot it's very famous in real life too it's a good joke we can just get people to comment we should do an auction we'll give a few bits away the thing is the ones with fellas on are the ones that are the most expensive so we can just start giving them away yeah they actually cost a bit to make But then yeah, you wouldn't know if someone, if you gave someone just like the fucking globe, then you're like, oh, I don't, how am I meant to know this is a fella's globe?

10:01But, I don't know, some cool stuff. Oh, we'll figure it out. What the, who the fuck is that guy? I don't know. Who's this guy? I've never seen, I've never seen him before. Pick it up. Come on. Who is that? I have never seen this before in my life. Is that a fly? It's like a, he's got fly eyes. Is somebody playing a prank and put this on the set? no that's insane I've never seen that anyway right audio listeners sorry for doing that to you because I know you can't actually see anything right now we can give away one of the pipes at the back oh right Stanley you know that was not that was not it can we give away the fucking we're not giving away the Rooney I'm taking that one no not the Rooney the fake oh he's even done he's even done the signature on the Rooney as well like that attention to detail oh that is good yeah right anyway let's actually have a little looky at this the ducky at his dock otherwise we'll be waffling all day inside I've only watched episode one right now I've only also seen number one as well yeah seems pretty good off the start I like the character I saw a lot of people I think I think they almost have gravitated straight towards that Fanita and sort of compared her to the Manrika and who was there there was one other in the other season yeah I've seen her getting a bit of heat I haven't got to any of the like yeah go on the clip go on the clip I haven't got any of the bids that are up for debate yeah she got she got pretty heated with old Foshy boy oh okay by the way spoiler alert here if you don't want this because I've got a little Max Foshy and Finita arguing there the thing is I couldn't imagine Max Foshy arguing with someone he's so nice he does go a bit like you'll see in the clip she's sort of like going at him and he's sort of like he's not is he backing off a bit he's a nice guy though yeah I don't think he would he just basically calls her out for spending a load of money plus you don't want to lose your rag on live TV like it's slow-key embarrassing yeah like come on man yeah so everyone saw get your emotions in check I can't say anything I've I'm crying on lockdown but I don't think that's as bad you cry on lockdown yeah when people were leaving I was like damn this is so sad it's actually like I always used to laugh at people who did that and then I was like oh no you get it when you spend every day yeah I guess it's different um okay so if I put my headphones on can I listen to know where are my headphones uh pass me them pass me them sir I don't want to hear a single thing out of your mouth about someone else spending money.

12:23And if I do, then what you gonna do about it? Nothing. Nothing. So watch how you talk to me, Max. What's the answer? Watch how you talk to me, Max. Take that base out your voice. But wait, you wouldn't do the same? This would just annoy any of the sidemen. I came out of the shower and he was like, you're having a hot shower. I was like, yeah. Max, let me give a fuck about you taking a hot shower. I haven't said shit about anybody buying shit. But you're going to get your nose in my fucking business. He's about 50 grand of our money. okay and everybody spent some of the money too so now what all right max is the least threatening person ever that's like a plushie telling me what to do boy please and you see as soon as i stood up his roger started to get more red he was nervous you don't want to be shaking in his boots yeah third or fourth thing he slickly tried to say in front of the group recognize who you talk to maxi before your Harry Potter ass is back on the train and on your broomstick back home.

13:17The thing is like... So I need to know more. I need to know more details before I can make a joke. I don't want to judge on this. I think what happened was she had a secret challenge to spend 50 grand. Yep. She spent the 50 grand. Yeah. Then Max has called her out going, you've just spent 50 grand. But that was her secret challenge. But that was her secret challenge. But she's not, she can't say it obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then she obviously just goes at him and everyone's like, what's Max Fosh, man? What are you doing? Like, he's like, chill. yeah yeah so then everyone's kicking off but then she doesn't know Max as well oh no of course not yeah yeah but then also the thing is what I was saying was they have just linked her straight to Manrique so they've just like the fans have like instantly is that because she's like a little bit out there a little bit vocal yeah yeah yeah she's backing her so too far but at the same time so what does so that's her name Fenita yeah what is she what kind of creator is she I actually don't know I'm not too sure I'm not too sure like a YouTuber I'm guessing TikTok Pull up a ship Let's do a deep dive analysis Right now Of why she was acting Yeah That way towards Max It's that sort of Oh she's got 1.8 mil on TikTok To be fair Yeah fairs man Um Seems like Is it just like Story time stuff This is a fucking PSA bro I want People in LA To be Is it like story time stuff then Yeah pretty much Has she got a YouTube channel It might just be That sort of personality That um I mean that's the thing There's a few of those creators When you go on these shows and you're very outspoken you're always going to bring a certain level of heat on yourself.

14:47Some people just don't like her. Well also if she dies it Some people don't like that. Yeah yeah yeah and if she dies it down a bit then her fans know why aren't you you're not being yourself. Do you know what I mean? It looks like she's got a podcast. Yeah. Who doesn't? We can make it that far like that anyway. She's obviously made it that far because she is herself online. Yeah. She isn't going to be one of those people. That's what I mean. So it's a bit of a tough one but the Simon audience yeah Simon audience I hate that shit yeah it's tough it's tough whereas Max is like loved universally in the UK because I saw JJ going up against the wrong doll JJ quote tweeted someone saying like oh Fanita made it so unbearable to watch and he quote tweeted being like hot take they actually made it enjoyable to watch like they made like the drama or like that sort of thing that's a good point without like people like that being you know I don't want what was the word when someone is you know like Marmite but the actual correct term for it yeah you just love or hate them don't you it's a love or hate relationship there's an actual term for it I can't remember what it is but either way yeah like you need those kind of people otherwise the show would be boring yeah if they all just got on yeah yeah yeah you need to hate some people like no offence to Locked In but I feel like that's where it's been going a few for the past few seasons I feel like yeah I feel like my season of Locked In was kind of boring because there was nobody really hating and the last one they're all doing that they do the podcast cast i did all this that the other and it's like yeah this is all nice and like obviously when i'm in there that's what i would love like if i was in there that's what i'd love to do like just be chill with everyone wouldn't want to be any yeah that's just how you are though but at the end of the day there's a reason that inside i've at the moment i think has sort of leapfrogged locked in a little bit yeah the concept because the concept is better and the yeah the moments they're getting and everything like that is a lot i mean it's hard to compete with this it creates better the concept better but I feel like Locked In can like if they they just they've got to change something there's still a market for Locked In yeah of course there is but I feel like maybe just like changing up a little and this is on Netflix oh yeah that's crazy yeah so like the pull that they've got to get created that's crazy I mean they've got Dwight did they film it in the UK I think so I think they did I don't know I just thought like because then I saw the Simon it's not the same house it must be the same set then yeah okay first so is it over now I am gonna watch it's been over ages more episodes on the plane today but how many did they say there was I swear was there seven I swear yeah it's like a week long there's eight episodes is the last episode out I think seven's out no okay so the last the finale's not Sunday you said okay okay so people well whoever's listening now when's this episode out uh Monday so everyone will have watched it by now ooh yeah okay yeah I kind of I've had some spoilers so I know who's out but knowingly I won't see it oh yeah I saw a few people who've gone out which is annoying because a couple of the good ones I thought had left but yeah fuck it oh by the way apparently only one person can win it this time you know that last time oh was it split yeah oh fair enough I mean I guess that's like it's almost what you want at the end of the day isn't it nah I don't like it when people split the money it's like fuck yeah do you know what I mean it's like you waited all that time and then just split the money but if they give them the option they're obviously gonna do that oh of course they are but like you should yeah you should not give them the option it should just be like one person takes it all and then it's like B for the end yeah yeah are you gonna be a money hungry fucking leech the thing is a lot of these guys have got money already so yeah well I saw a that's one thing I saw a post from that what's his Dwight Howard the basketball player who's in it yeah I don't know the quote the quote thing he said it was like oh I'm just gonna give it to charity or something I don't know that's what I mean like there are a lot like the creators in there have got bread I know Cal was saying like oh they'll scrap it out of a XYZ amount of money I genuinely don't think don't care as much that genuinely don't think they'll care that much because then I did see someone saying like what if they did one with just normal people in like just every day I think the money wouldn't matter yeah that would come into play but then they might just not spend anything but then what if you just do like say you do creators who aren't as huge I know it doesn't give a pull but then you almost get the people who know the content you know they've got to do the content to make the show good but then they also know that actually at the end of the day a million quid would be fucking lovely And also, I guess just winning inside, winning the Netflix show, that is enough to push you to win it.

19:12Yeah, the money aspect for creators is different, especially ones like Sketch Poker, I mean, they're quite big creators in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're already... Some of the others, I don't know. Not all of them are massive. Max Fosh, obviously, will be breaded a little bit. Yeah. Our old Foshy boy. Yeah. But yeah, I'll watch the rest of it today. We'll come back. We'll regroup on this one. Yeah. Any predictions of a winner? Oh, I don't know, actually. I wanted Sketch to win but I'm not sure if he's in it or not I don't know I reckon someone like Ekansu could be a shark she's done it before that's so strange it is but I like it it's just like two worlds gliding actually that was a good thing it's like that stat that went about yesterday of UK creators UK YouTubers had earned like was it like 2.2 billion pounds for the UK economy or something like that really?

20:12yeah what was the status I saw someone posted it yesterday oh but we're still unemployed yeah I know we're still but like stuff like that is cool we still need to get a real job though because it's like it's like the mainstream are now like well wasn't a lot of jobs created through YouTube that's what it was it was like 45 ,000 jobs as well had been created through YouTube hell yeah it's not surprising to be fair nah it isn't but it was like 40 people here yeah well that's what I mean so fellas already alone has heard 40 but like it's just cool to see like the mainstream now still wanting to come back in and like yeah do stuff with time was changing old Stanley time was changing anyway on to the next topic George Unstrictly now I've seen the I don't is it the opening dance they call it like where it's all of them dancing together he looked alright you know yeah he was dressed as a minion he was just he was pulling some faces as well yeah he was he's gonna do that he's like catching himself what he was doing he was like yeah he'll do he'll do something and go oh have I done that yeah you're on live you gotta do it man it's like self aware but it's like so funny it's so good I think he could win the whole thing you know it's just he's perfect for this there's always one in there they always like say whenever they do like the tango or something like that and they get the hips going and there's always one they go like oh he's got the he's got the hips I think he'll be the one that they latch onto and be like yeah he's got the fucking hips like and that normally what are you on about the hip you know you know like you know when they're like moving the hips and they're like yeah i watch strictly every year really yeah yeah like my family's big into it we do like a big sweepstake um what yeah i said i'm happy you've got like you pull out a ticket sorry no no so we everyone puts in like two quid i think or something yeah it's only nothing much it's more fun uh and then you just pick who you want to win um there's been some there's been some dramas over it why because certain people they don't pick their their winners so like we'll we'll get the list through and they'll go right you got to pick your winner so then we'll go through and pick whoever we want we'll send it back to the people who are doing it and then we'll just see like they've just picked like whoever's picked the most like whoever's whoever's got their name down for the most person because they think that they're gonna win because like loads people have gone so there's been a little bit of like I love a little bit of family.

22:29Yeah. So there was one year where we were like, should we do it random? Dad get rammed off the mum. Yeah. It's like that. Wait, really? Nah, nah, nah. But like, there was one year where we were like, why don't we just do it random? Like, just pick out, like, just random tickets or something like that. But, you know. But, um. It sounds like you have a nice family, doesn't it? It's good. It's good. It's a nice family home. Good family home. But, um. Yeah, I said there's always one they sort of latch onto as like the one that is almost like. Wait, that fit is crazy.

22:58like is it a vest? Yeah, it is a vest. Why does he look so... He's in fucking four... This is like 8K. 8K, George Clark. His legs look so long. He's in such great shape. George is winning too much, isn't he? Yeah, he's humbled. He needs to take just a small... Well, they try to. They try to. Like publicly tripping up over a grid or something. Something small. Did you see what they tried to call him? Yeah, we went. Oh, right, it's mental. Yeah. Bloody, yeah. Well, it's just doing it for clicks, aren't it? Of course not. God, you're going to do it. Did you hear about how he watched it the first episode?

23:36Oh, yeah. No. By himself. None of the boys did anything for him. What do you mean? Wait, oh, because it's... He just watched it on his own. It wasn't live, was it? No, that was a pre-recorded one. Oh, felt bad. Yeah. Man, we should have dropped some messages and said, hey, mate. We should have had a little watch party. Jump on Discord. Yeah. We'll watch it together. We'll watch it together. We'll watch it on FaceTime. well now he can't do it for the other ones because we're all live now yeah he does them well they're actually you can watch the Sunday ones they're all filming on Saturday and then Sunday they film the Sunday episode they film the results straight after the Saturday one and then they air the results on the Sunday oh so he can watch the results so he can watch the Sunday ones yeah and they're the big ones because that's when the eliminations start coming in and he oh but he'll already know he'll know yeah on the Saturday he'll know yeah yeah so like anyone who goes all the audience knows so my mum's been a few times she'll come back and be like yeah I know who's gone out to fair that could be big for his twitch how does it not wait how does that not leak so the result is not live oh it always will but no one just like it's just for the fun of it isn't it it's every week so no one just leaked no one really leaks hold on a second go on no this doesn't sound right could you imagine watching X Factor or Britain's Got Talent back in a day and the winner was known a day before yeah it wasn't though it was they used to always do that no no it was live no the winning the thing is you couldn't if they did it another day if they did it all on one recording like it was all on a Saturday you'd know the winner then fine but this is over two days so you can't get everyone in on the Saturday get them to bugger off home and then get them back in on the Sunday to film the same thing with the same set same camera like they need to film it all in that one day but they just air it on the Sunday sounds like a lot to be honest but it's good and when does this end this will end just before Christmas I think because I'm not being selfish but I need him back for my second channel well he'll still be a free few days he normally does a little he'd say to me he was like if I can squeeze it in between training and I I was like you know what I feel too bad just nah he'll be I'll wait I'll wait let him enjoy himself they normally do like a little bit where he comes in for like a work day like he'll go and show his work for like the intro bit before they do the dance oh I wonder where he go probably go do his podcast probably yeah I'd probably say Hot Useless Hotline probably but um That'd be cool if he came here.

25:57Big cameras and stuff like that. We had to... You have to sign somebody waving. Remember when we had Drive to Survive? That's about to say. We thought we were going to be on Netflix. We just weren't. That was a miss from them, I actually think. Because I'm pretty sure that, yeah, they just didn't do a biashree episode. Yeah, and then he started cooking, didn't he? Yeah, it was his rookie season, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there was, I think, at the end of the season, he won a race, because I remember... Did we have him on during the middle of his rookie season? It was during the middle of the season.

26:23It was just before Silverstone. Because we did predictions for Silverstone, didn't we? Yeah, and they obviously filmed a whole episode on them. And he was one of the rookies where everyone was really excited to have him in F1. So I don't know why they never made that ep. Yeah. Well, it's there. Footage is there. And we would have promoted it as well. Oh, we would have joked on that one. Because I would have been posting it for the rest of my life. Yeah, we would have joked on that shit. My 15 minutes of fame. Yeah. It's a good pod to be fair. Well, good luck to Georgie Boy. Go and win the whole thing.

26:54do you get anything if you win strictly? You get the glitter ball. Glitter? Glitter ball trophy. Yeah. That's an iconic little number. To be fair, trophies are cool. And yeah, you always get to... But celebrity based in it, so probably if you did win it, just go charity. Oh, it'd be, yeah. I think you'd be invited to like every opening of anything and it'll be on most reality. Yeah, it'll do a load of promises. He'll be a mainstream celeb now. That's going to be so strange. That'll be really weird. He'll be a mainstream celeb now. Or there could be a case of him just... What if he goes up first week?

27:25no sure or not no well actually I don't think he can go out this week because one of the contestants has already pulled out yeah so Danny Dyer got injured I saw that and pulled out so I don't think anyone can go out this week because there's already been someone out so okay well good luck Joji boy we love you go and shine for us yeah FIFA Stanley yeah you locked in or what I'm locked in I saw you and AB stories the other day mate can I explain something right sorry to anyone that's not playing FIFA this year it is actually good so you should play it and also I'm sorry for the girly pops that don't play it although what an assumption of me to make actually I'm sure you are playing FIFA so on the new FIFA I haven't played it in ages so my account is like brand new brand new to the game in a weird way so it's like not got founder status or whatever and when I load it up when I loaded it up I couldn't go on a transfer market and I was like oh shit I must have to do some stuff it's to do some objectives I'm like oh fair it's probably a couple bits and bobs whatever it's so much I've still not unlocked it I've been playing a week well that will just be five days so that it's not like box accounts yeah so you actually have to do so much like in total at least 30 matches which is quite a lot yeah but I've got a job you know you could make that your job it's not the old times where I could load up FIFA in the morning and that's my job for the day I have to go to work to sit at my desk yeah but you You can make playing FIFA your job.

28:53Chip, I could. If you record it and play a fellas game in, then it's a joke. A fellas game. It's true. Me and AB are starting our own pro clubs. Are you? Yeah. Can I join? Yeah, you can. Yeah, we're starting our own pro clubs. We've had enough. We're not listening to Cal and his negative opinions about gaming. Just go for it. Forgetting his roots. Yeah, he's been in his roots. And I think pro clubs are really fun. I said the other day to Alf, I was like, if you get it right, if you do we finally come full circle Stanley's that guy if you do you're calm no if you get it like really good you got all the boys and you got like you're just cracking like if you had a few drinks something like that it's one of the funnest games to play it can also go the other way though if it's a bit boring and no one's doing anything but if you can get a few people the reason we want to do our own is because if we were playing like I don't think Gerfin Turf exists anymore Bob Does Liga and they've all got their own team but when we played AB was having to play right back on stream which is obviously so shit yeah yeah yeah he's just doing nothing besides hitting the ball up and he's like nah we'll just start our own I was like fine don't know who we're going to play against maybe we'll try you can just do like road to division one or something you can just do like going up the ranks in like the normal league and then if someone like a player wants a friendly then you can go and how many people do we need at least for it to work I mean obviously because you want to say 11 but obviously that's tough to coordinate sometimes than this or the other I'd say you for it to be like funny you'd need at least six six or seven six or five yeah like around there you have a few AI but I think if you just want to keep it unless you want to do viewer stuff but that gets messy then yeah people just start leaving they come in and just anything no they don't say anything they'll just sort of they'll go in but then you can't like kick it you can't really like kick them out or anything something like that so maybe they'll just say they're an ordeal or like grief and stuff like that so you don't want to deal with that but yeah you don't like yeah if you have a good six people that are like up for it talking like funny like it'll be a good laugh oh I'm actually excited for that I've made my character you can just sort of leave the back line and then have the like middle still Will Fiddler I'm still Will Fiddler reborn Will Fiddler reborn reborn no he just got a pro deal yeah he just got a pro deal he swapped the sign up for the boots have you seen people who do those TikToks where it's like they'll go into GTA drive around and stuff like that make like a story mode and then go into career mode and be like oh he's got a game now and he'll go into career mode and make the whole storyline of it it's really creative it's pretty funny but he'll be like oh nah is that a bank?

31:25yeah it does well because it'll be like oh whoever the creator is it's like oh now he's got to go back to his apartment and chill and he'll like drive up to the apartment oh he's just bought a new car and it's like this Lamborghini and then oh he's got training in the morning drives up to like a little training ground and then goes into career mode and does it like it's quite creative that's lucky quite smart

31:44server's been shut down has it? yeah why? so even if I wanted to go and do the roleplay right now I can't they've shut it down why did they do that? that owns the server where Ginge is shut down I think they put something in their discord that's something to do with not living up to expectations or something I guess if you if your fucking main host doesn't play it then it's like so I think it's going to come back but that's a good point I don't think Ginge plays it so it's like I think a few people were meant to play it and didn't play it in the end yeah I think I heard complaints that people weren't RPing basically they were just going in fucking around and then that was it yeah shit man but I guess like content creators are gonna do that they needed Paul Fiddler on there from day one but like like you say fucking around like that's the fucking content but that guy Salim has also got some like racist stuff that happened to him so oh dear did he yeah that's bad like what I can't repeat it but were they actually being were they so it's just people who get in because I think it's just a waiting list, isn't it?

32:46Yes. So then they get in, fuck around, be racist, and then I think... Salim's class as well. But then the creators stopped using it so that it's just filled with those people. Oh, so a lot of DJs came in and started ruining it a little bit. I think that was it, yeah. You got to respect the code. Yeah. Will Fiddler would have respected the code. He would have. Now he's playing pro ball. Yeah. Where's your position? What would you be playing? I haven't played a game yet. I just made my guy. but just any forward position will be fun let's not forget my girlfriend to have debut what was your hackficking an assist oh shit after seven years off the game damn you still got it I still got it I've been playing like rivals on ultimate team right now I like rivals good fun this year so I'm pretty locked in I'm not I thought it was going to be really bad because I haven't played it in so long but I'm still still got it yeah I think you'll be alright it's like muscle memory isn't it 9 and 8 or whatever so it's still really easy you'll get up to it It's hard to defend as well on the new one.

33:44There's a lot of complaints about it. Yeah. I play a weird style, so I never really... I'm very defensive and I don't... I don't know. I play a weird style, so I never really feel like there's anything bad with the game. It's just like, if I know it's bad, it's like, right, I know I'm playing shit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to be one of the players that blame me. The only fucking thing I'll say about FIFA is every... This past three years, so when it changed to EAFC that first season they did it was that EFC 24? yeah so they've done 25 and now they've done 26 the menus are all the same the menus are fucking the ultimate team menu is all the same the colours are all the same people used to change it every year they used to change the colourway they used to do like a different thing they used to do a different style every single thing is all the same sometimes it can be a bit annoying when it constantly changes yeah you pay fucking 90 quid and you get the same it's just the same game pretty much like new cards and stuff pro clubs and ultimate team and stuff like that it is crazy that ultimate team resets every year there's got to be a different way to do it that's more consumer friendly but also just like where they I saw the other day it was the first day 6pm and they bought out 100k packs and it's like yeah I thought they weren't going to do that what's the fucking point like you're just ruining the market they said they were changing the power curve so it's like base cards were more useful over the year and now like it's so easy I've got a really good team and I've only bought like two sets of people points.

35:12Yeah, well, they've introduced that Evo stuff where you can like upgrade like a base card to like a certain point, which I think is really good because it means you'll be using like start stuff. Ooh. Yeah. I like those Evos. That's good. No, they're good. They're good. Yeah. Because also, if you're doing like a past and present team and you have like a shit card in your team, you can just like rank him up and then boom, you've got him in your main team. Yeah. Like if I wanted to like There's a lot going on since I last played it. Like when I used to play it back in the day, like you'd have one 99 player for the year or maybe two Ronaldo and Messi or what not and then there was no you'd have a couple of the promos you'd have the Halloween cards and bits and bobs now it's fucking crazy there's some cards coming out this week called like cornerstones which is like which the thing is to play devil's advocate like gotta keep the game fresh yeah I get like I would also love to see like say I was watching a pack opening and it would be like oh yeah fucking Rotor Show's packed 99 fucking whatever and he's like the only one to do it.

36:07I'm like, great, that's good. But also, like, when I'm playing it, the chances of me packing someone sick is quite low because I'm not spending a load of FIFA points. I'm not spending a load of stuff. I'm not spending a load of time in the game. So if I do end up getting like a cool card just on the basis that there are loads of cool cards, then I'm like, yeah, that's quite cool. I like that you don't have to spend as much money now. Like, people, like, not everybody has, like, fucking money to just go and do what the creators do and splash all the bloody money on the FIFA points. so it's nice that you know people can go home and do SBCs and actually be able to walk away with a decent squad but they hit like a midpoint I think within like FIFA I would say like 19 to 21 maybe where it was very it was very middle ground it was like yeah they had a load of promo cards but then they also had the stuff that wasn't going to make it weird but now they've gone really far and some of the cards are just like right what's this let's see what happens this year but once you've rubbed a genie's lamp you can't unrub it well I was just hoping that's what they say change the fucking Did they say that?

37:05It's good that. That was good wasn't it? Because once you let the genie out the bottle. You can't go back in. No you can't go back in Connie. Genie doesn't come out of a bottle. Comes out of a lamp. No there's a lamp. Stanley's rubbing a lamp on set right now guys. It's getting a little bit weird here. Where's Cal? Where's Cal? It's almost like you need the third host. Oh shit. Guys this is the third host at Stanley. Hey there we go. It's me all along. But yeah that's sorry. Yeah FIFA. We'll make a pro club. Somebody let us know what to do with it. like is it just going straight unloaded I think do we make a fucking pro club's channel on YouTube nah I think I think the best Lee's gonna say no because he wants it unloaded no I think the best way to do it stream it on Twitch yeah separately whatever whoever wants to play well you can all stream it can't you because you're just streaming your POV that's what I mean and then we just download it the VOD and whack it on because that the GARP one was actually one of the highest views highest view videos unloaded no way for gaming for gaming yeah but yeah no it did really well so people want the VODs man they want to see yeah alright well you know what sign up for that get fellas already please it's actually really good really fun good time on the we do have a good fun we've got good stuff coming up yeah we do we certainly do guess the hell okay guess the hell oh okay well we'll do this but I know there's a lot of audio listeners so you're just gonna you're gonna have to hold on tight or should we save it for the end yeah save it we'll do the end we'll do the end you know there's a lot of people listening on Sainsbury's and Tesco's Asda Aldi Little Waitrose FNS Food Nisa Local One Stop Londis Londis Liquor Mobile was my local one before school is it not Leica I always call it Liquor Liquor Liquor Mobile on my way to the liquor store is it Liquor Mobile I've always called it Liquor Mobile I don't know I could be wrong there too did you ever go to like a corner shop how much you reckon you spent did I go to a corner shop no no no like before before school like you know before you go to school that's still still what kind of question yeah okay how much person did it how much you reckon you spent in a corner shop not that quite a lot I used to get I think three to five pounds a day for my wow that's not a lot well is that your lunch money that's not as much oh what for like the whole day as in for school as well oh okay that's a good job that's a good job and that was just that was just trying to yeah and I'd just spend it all in a shop in the morning oh fair yeah you're one of those one of those couldn't keep it I know that guy yeah there was a lot of people that did that I saw they're bagged with me full of crisps and like chocolate and then you had the entrepreneurs the worst day the worst day ever would buy everything and then go and sell it I did go through a little entrepreneur stage until it got banned got banned quite quickly yeah at my school annoyingly oh that's a shame yeah it's always funny seeing them articles like it was an entrepreneur my kid's an entrepreneur selling Chris yeah I see him he's got like a packet of Malams in his bag and it's just like giving out one of the strips it's like a story where I made a couple grand probably spunked it on like a Montclair coat or something yeah it's got nicked on the first day where were you going with that corner shop thing I don't know I just wanted to know how much how much you reckon you spent it used to be so much cheaper but I think everyone knows that yeah but like because I my friend grew I think I was saying the other day probably like something like five grand or something like that yeah I think I think if you spent about £3 how many school days are there in a year?

40:35Oh god it's like 280 or something isn't it? 280 school days yeah because summer's quite summer's three months or summer's two months isn't it? But then you have half terms I don't actually know 185 Oh never mind I was fucking way off 195 195 times 600 quid a year five years alright okay so about£3 ,000 across yeah yeah So give a take, because obviously not every day you would have been in the corner shop. But yeah, no, yeah. Yeah, wow. Keep keeping the business alive. Well, 3K across five years to... No, but then say you... That's actually... No, no, say you times up by, what, four or five mates you had, like all the school going there.

41:20Bit of business. Good bit of business. What are you doing? Shit, Stanley working out at corner shop. Are you going to go back to school? Yeah. I know how many kids went in those ones I've always wondered do corner shops make good money I don't know like if I'm buying a can of coke for a quid these days probably even more how much are they how much are they because they're buying it all in bulk yeah of course I don't know it would be it would be nice to see shout out to them yeah they are they're a they're a pivotal role in English society I reckon it's part of the culture you know love a little boss man anyway Ballon d 'Or did you watch oh by the way it was so much better oh way better that um no one knew without yeah without anyone knowing without Fabrizio leaking yeah no bed but he might come on the pod so be nice nah no bed he's never coming on the pod what do you mean he might he might anyway look if Fabrizio Ramona comes on the pod I won't I'll leave the room I won't be here that's fine he will be here he'll be gassed he's got watch him do his picture I'll be sitting next to him anyway yeah it was better it was better it was better I personally I actually watched it this year Yeah Because I was like Oh go on the news I did I did want Dembele to win it So Yeah I know So did I I'll take that But I did see a lot of people Bringing up the Rafinha stats But I was just like You win the Champions League You win five trophies in a season Where did Rafinha finish?

42:44Fifth To which it was a bit Yeah that's a bit Maybe a bit too low But Yeah probably Look When you win five trophies in one season Yeah But yeah again Kind of crazy So I was just not going to win it it's a shame it's just mentally he's just doing it in the hardest league winning the I think if Liverpool won the Champions League yeah I feel like he would have yeah would have got it it's very I know people say it's an interesting thing doesn't it help that a national team is obviously not good yeah it's a shame like if he was Spanish or something like it'd be a lot easier for him but man what has he got to do in the Prem to win him I think you've got to win the Champions League as well I think I reckon well let's see it's a good one to see obviously Vitinha came third didn't he I just think it's crazy he's never won it I would love him to win it but yeah Vitinha came third and it was like I saw Garrett they did a bit on pitch side being like why has he won it like that's ridiculous he's come third this at the end I'm like well he wins five trophies in a season go on Stanley tell them that it's crazy including the Champions League the league everything like that and he won a National League trophy go on keep going and he was the main midfielder in that in both those national team and PSG team I'm like what else can he do?

44:02Go on Seth What else can he do man? Well I hope between your watch is this mate the way you glazed him there fucking season it first mate Scott McTominay yes go on 18 beat Bellingham Van Dijk and Declan Rias fair enough like that's what happens when you leave United you go on to be a lot fucking better nah he's so cool his glow up is oh I'm real he needed he needed the Italian culture man he just he looks like he's living the best life out there yeah there's that photo of him him like sitting next to the bench and he's got the sky like the sky yeah yeah it's such a it's like one of the best pictures you know that photo that iconic photo I don't know I think it's on the club set of the the Inter Milan and Milan player AC Milan player with the flair in the background I can't remember who the two players are like I can just picture when I see that I'm just like yeah that is like the Italian like Serie A football culture like proper proper into the roots of the of the league like love it I love that sort of shit man I love it and he's just bagging goals for fun scored a bicycle kick in the final game to win the league like oh he's playing with De Bruyne and Hewland and Hewland Hewland bagged as well yeah on his first 18 minutes in Sesco has yet to score our assist I think Sesco's next game might be 007 if it's not the next one is the one after because I know he's not started some and he's not played some he's dog shit hey hold up a minute no he's dog shit it'll come bear with him he's not really done anything wrong yet he's not had the service no he has done something wrong he didn't take that fucking penalty against oh give this a rest still got I'm still give it rest yeah cramp yeah cramp what if he did have cramp okay if he had an injury or cramp fine but he also then went and took his penalty and bagged it so why couldn't he just take it I think he was just waiting because he was like I've got cramp right now shall we and then the cramp went maybe stop making judgments stop judging him I'm going to make judgments this is what's this is what's killing young talents in the Prem yeah you know what you know what I will back too much pressure I will back there is way too much pressure on some footballers to do well which is a shame because Sesco like yeah he was he's a good player but like 70 million Man United United just need number 9 oh it's so much pressure someone with experience like it's just the same thing that Haaland was dealing with young striker did alright in a worse league and now he's got to do it in the hardest league as a team with the most pressure yeah it is tough I do feel bad for some of these younger footballers who are coming into the Prem I reckon if you could just bag his first goal this weekend maybe yeah a bit of confidence please but look and also you could argue that's what sets them apart from world class talent that's how you tell if someone's going to be go right to the top it's like with Jokras as well at the moment well he was part of the reason and we won that penalty.

46:53Was it a penalty? Sorry, not the penalty. The red card. Oh, the... Yeah. That was the Sanchez one. I think I'm thinking of the right thing. Was he the one for only three on goal? No, he didn't get fouled. I think it was in Bermow. Oh, yeah, Bermow got fouled. He headed it on. Oh, yeah, he did. I am clutching it. No, no, no, no. The flick on was good. I didn't... Yeah, so prayers up, Cesco. Just please bag. You know you're on the same amount of points as City as well. We're not doing as bad as it... No, you had it on paper. We played City, Chelsea, Arsenal. And Arsenal. Obviously, we still are doing not great because Grimsby, we got battered by.

47:30But you're on the same points as City and only three points. And when we got our red in that Chelsea game, they were probably better than us. That was so silly, man. Why did Casemiro have to go? I don't know. I don't know. He's such a muppet. On the ball. He's such a... Yeah. Okay, sorry. I feel like there's been so much football talk. Yeah, can we stop? If Kyle was here, he'd be like, no, let's not do this. That's all I know. But sometimes it's nice to go on a tangent, you know? There's no one controlling us right now. We can just kind of say what we want. I think this is how we need to do it.

47:59We're off the reins. Yeah. Well, this is what you do anyway on a pod. So it's like having me now do it as well. It's like we're just going back and forth. Yeah. I don't know. What do you reckon? Do you reckon people are going to join us? Do you reckon they're going to be like, that's just fucking shit, man? There's a bonus pod coming out on Thursday that's just me and Cal. So there's a lot of me going out at the moment, which... Wait, is there? Bloody hell. When there's too much here, people... I know, that's what I mean. It's going to be make or break this is. Make or break. Yeah. All right, we've got some on here.

48:24Woman marries AI version of a murderer. Yeah. She's married Luigi Mangione. Who was that guy? Oh, Mangione. Yeah, the guy that killed the CEO. The bloke who killed the healthcare CEO a few months ago. She claims that this AI chatbot version of Luigi, quote, fight my battles for me. Oh, fights my battles for me. And that he's so supportive of me and everything I do. and ultimately the AI is the best thing that ever happened to me eh? I but it's a fucking I know but in also like if that's her cope like if that's how she's coping oh don't do this Stanley I know look this is what's gonna send us down that path she's mental but also at the end of the day if that's what makes her happy do you know what I mean it's like oh fuck you could say that about anything I know you could say that about anything he loves killing he loves killing kids if that makes him happy no but it's harmless we can't do that for everything no but this is harmless okay fair technically it's not harmless though because over time it will have a larger impact on society for this specific person yeah maybe she goes on to do nothing or it could absolutely send a fucking looney tunes and she goes on to be a nutcase and does harm people I think you may think that because he's a criminal also yeah say someone just managed Chip has no say in that That's true yeah It's a good point Yeah God damn We'll see this become more common in the future Definitely Yeah I think it will be I think it will be I think you'll start to hear like It's like dystopian isn't it Reminds me of There'll be a lot of George Clark waves out there Oh my god Oh and George Clark will have a lot Yeah Yeah I'll be like Blade Runner You guys seen that movie right?