253. AB Joins Fellas, Gets Spicy Message From Lauren Alexis & The Worst UK Uni…

9:56Chip:What? Which might be worse Anyway tell us about your trip You lot are just a little bit jealous That I've come back With a new style Yeah yeah

10:02Cal:We're hating from outside the club Yeah yeah yeah You're like his boss That's a little bit too tight around. Yeah, fuck that. Kind of stole my flow a little bit.

10:10Chip:Now, this is like real shit. That's been sent over from God knows. You were like, your name is Cletus.

10:15Cal:Cletus? Yeah, bro. Yeah, someone had some good dinners out there. Stick that barrel away, bro.

10:24Chip:So I went to the Everglades. As you can see, I was obviously prepared for it. Yeah. I've gone and done the Gator. What is it? The airboat. The Gator.

10:34Cal:The Gator. Nah

10:35Chip:Nah Nah Nah that was a different night You acted like that was your joke You just You just

10:43Cal:Nah cause I was reacting to what he's saying But you know that guy just says it louder It's fine bro Gets a chuckle Keep it going

10:49Chip:Go on Anyways I've gone through it off of Chip's recommendation To go and do this airboat thing Hands down the biggest waste of time I've ever done It was dog shit Did you not see any gators or anything?

11:02Cal:One gator Oh shit to be fair I saw loads when I went Don't say that Because what time did you go at? I probably saw about 10 to 15 gators bro You're lying Yeah genuinely What time did you go at? Of the day? Fuck I don't know

11:14Chip:Was it like Was it an early morning? Because they started saying They started coming up With excuses Why we didn't see alligators And I was there like Uh huh He said oh Because we were out there And there was like Kids on the thing And they were like Where are all the crocs? You should have belled me up bro I would have put you on With my guy Captain Jimmy Oh, he just said, oh, at this time it was at midday one-ish. He's like, oh, they're hiding. I'm not going to even lie, bro.

11:41Cal:I think I went midday one-ish. Yeah. Because you have to go when it's still light and shit. Oh, I went during a thunderstorm though. They had to wait an hour for the storm. Maybe it was cooler then. They were tracking the weather and shit. They were like, storms passing, guys. Storms passing. Let's get them boats wrapped up.

11:56Chip:What was the name of your gaff? Do you remember? The one that did it?

11:59Cal:For Everglades Torch. No, no. Yeah, mine was Everglades Safari. Where did you start yours from? Was it like on a motorway? Yeah. Probably the same one. Cap Jim. No, I was fucking confused. He let me sit in his truck. I was so excited. Come sit in the Chevrolet. It's a Chevrolet Silverado. Got the interiors done. You know, this baby moves. You guys had mad different Miami trips to me. I was just getting on it with Ryan Garcia. Well, pure packet. Nah. No. Just better vibes. That's a good time. I rate that. So let's go through something that he told me at the gym. So obviously we've gone and razzed out a little gym session this morning.

12:39Cal:Yeah, big time. And he goes, oh, I thought I tried my luck last night. I go, oh, what bro? He's like, I sent you a Ryan Garcia DM. I was like, no, what do you do? Let me say, right, he follows me for a start. Yeah, I'm not just doing this. Nah, this is probably, you know, every now and then you just feel a bit cheeky. I wonder if I can get a reply. So he was like, person who's playing pickleball and I was like, oh bro, play paddle

13:03Chip:has he seen the message no I don't have seen on like I wouldn't know oh okay but we are boys we're boys to be fair the time difference if you think about it right now that's what I'm thinking oh yeah he won't be awake

13:14Cal:yeah

13:15Chip:I even I went on voice note no I can't believe I did this I went on TikTok and found like a pro paddle match and sent a link and be like oh a paddle's sick where to God actually did I brought a little link

13:31Cal:Highlights HD Oh Like you have the knowledge That you've got like Nah I'm like trying to prove to him How sick this is Can't be trusted on Instagram Nah it's got one of them ones Where it's like You should have been like Oh Paddle's sick bro Did you catch a cocky boot shit game Against fucking What are you talking Why do you always kill this shit Let him just land with a little joke Nah the joke was done though I just thought he replied I thought we were buzzing When I met him He was like Oh you're a handsome guy I went Oh you're late. I didn't call him late. And he was like, he was like, oh, I love English people.

14:10My favorite fight was that English guy and I hit him in a rib shot and he like went right up to me and went like that. And I was like, fucking hell. That's a bit of a weird thing to do when you meet someone. Yeah. And then he was like, oh, what do you do in the UK? I was like, the easiest thing to say to an American who doesn't know. I was like, oh, you know, KSI and the Sidemen and that. That's the easiest thing to say. Yeah. Oh, fuck KSI. trying to see me for a hundred mil and I was just thinking wait you did say it causes cancer kind of valid kind of aspects but nice guy yeah dropped a little quote for the vlog

14:41Cal:is he chilled out now he seemed chill he was off the rails at one point yeah he just seems to be vibing having a good time can't really fault a man for that he's just gambling isn't he you never know when your next big win is gambling yeah yeah I lost a grand on red the other night. Oh, I heard about this. Well, Batch and Elliot Hackney had a game of two touch on tour and Loser had to put a grand on black and Batch lost. So he was like, oh, I've got to put a grand on black and he's not the type of guy to gamble unless it's a GTA casino. So I was like, you know what? I'll put a grand on red on the same spin, which I wish I didn't.

15:15I wish I did different spins because it kind of made it a bit hostile. And then Elliot also put a grand on black. So then them two are just celebrating, hugging and that. And I'm just like,

15:24Chip:why did you go against them? surely it's one of those that you all win or you all lose and you just thought I wanted to be the villain and now you just look like a dick yeah because you know if you came through though

15:34Cal:it would have been like one of them fucking Bellingham moments whack your arms out in the middle of the casino and was like how did you know how did you know it was red

15:43Cal:nah I wish it went landed on green nah I'll never forget I was on the GTA casino roulette and my dad went because he loves Michael Jordan he was like go red 23 and I did it and it hit

15:53Chip:that is that is kind of cold I won't lie that's why I went red fuck it oh I hope there's an HMRC receipts on you and that like the 23 number is black

16:03Cal:don't mention that name and it can't be red

16:05Chip:why not don't let

16:07Cal:HMRC receipts don't mention four letter agencies don't fucking do that they're watching when I see them brown envelopes I know it's a bad day always oh this much fuck I stick him in the important drawer the bin

16:24Cal:I had a habit of doing that still do it I don't like reading letters. I get mad anxiety, man. I keep asking for like a monthly report of how much I've made for my business. I'm like, I'm not fucking that little sugar. You've got an accountant now, though, right? Yeah, yeah. That was due on the 10th of September. I'll get back. Yeah, don't worry. Let that interest build up. It'll be all right. Yeah, let's go. Fucking hell. Gumball? Oh, yeah. I forgot that you went on Gumball. Mate, fuck. I ain't done this in a while, but I did a full century all nighter. Wait, after the living news or before the living news?

16:54Cal:Yeah, after the living news. Really? I thought this is what I meant I thought you said I'm not drinking because my nivis fucked listen to me obviously like gumballs butts and I get the liver news the day before I'm leaving and he's like oh chill out and I'm like I won't tell him this but I've put the phone down I've gone right I'll just send it and then I'll chill because you can't go gumball and be like oh boy's like gonna have to not drink what's the point of going you're like proper drinking though I didn't know what sort of vibe it was I thought it was quite good buddy I ain't drunk like that in a minute and I drink like that every week it was bad and on the second day on the second night of it we just had to just the flight was the car was picking us up at nine it was just like the party finished at six and I was like it was 4am I was like nah I'm going full through so you just sent the full night me and Barry's lads just like sent it who are these lads just a couple of boys at Living Motor Hadzi and Charlie yeah who's this the guy with the AP good lads yeah guy with AP he got nicked 200k what wait what happened and it got nicked well how did he get nicked he was in what was it Pasha and like somebody put drugs in his drink or something and he just got fucked led away and then he took his what in Ibiza yeah he was like paralytic from whatever they whacked in so that happened to him but he's alright though good lads

18:09Chip:one of them where the two hundreders he's like

18:12Cal:one of the biggest casino streamers so it was just like oh pulling out the balances in front of me at the party I was like chill out bro you're making me the rest really was it that big yeah good lads though he's from you know what as well he's fucking he come up to me on the boat and we're on the boat over to Ibiza he's like oh Chip I'm from Oldham I was like nah I've never met anyone else that's made it out it is weird when you meet someone from your end it really is especially Oldham because it's so shit and I was like nah you must be doing alright to be here though and then he was like yeah

18:40Chip:so what do you do you go to Pascha you go on a big night out did you drive there

18:44Cal:yeah I drove there so obviously them lot have been driving like 10 hours a day so when I got there I only used to drive two hours Was this a Brabus G-Wagon? Yeah, I didn't like it. I don't like G-Wagons in general, so I don't like cars like that. Neither. I was just like, I can't see, what's the purpose in this car? I don't love the G-Wagon either. But obviously it's the Brabus one, so the interior is mental. I don't like like, and also I'm just a bit, and Brabus, like they do too much. I was a bit scared driving it. I was like, this is half a mil. I fucking, first thing I did, run a red light, nearly swiped the front of the car off.

19:15Cal:I was like, and obviously driving in like European countries, you know they're fucking mental aren't they they kind of don't there's no like lane discipline everyone just does their own thing and i'm in this massive white car yeah it's like pagani yeah there was a pagani there's also did they have the batmobile on there nah no i don't know i love the batmobile so many amazing cars and then obviously i got pulled over like straight away really yeah just pulling everyone over breathalyzed all that stuff you are one of them i was actually a little bit worried because i'd like had a few bevs like the night before at like 2am and I was like oh like I'm fine but will this like flag off a bit and it didn't what time of day was it the next day I was gonna be like 5 and drive right but he wasn't mucking about so I wasn't actually gonna say that it was probably like 11am but I was drinking at like 2, 3 so I was like oh I don't know how this would work but you were alright I was alright like I said bro slivers made different yeah

20:09Chip:actually just I'll give it a little tap and I was like yo appreciate that one One last hurrah. Put this shot in disguise, quick time. And then when you arrive at Ibiza, is there just a couple nights of degeneracy? Yeah, pretty much.

20:22Cal:You arrive at Ibiza, first night, I can't remember what it was. Jesus Christ. It was Universe for David Guetta. And obviously, Guetta. David Guetta. David Guetta. David Guetta. And then they book out like a section, that the VIP section is just all for Gumball. And then... Mad. Yeah, obviously it's just everyone's got all the tables and stuff that kind of classic generational wealth But it was it was it was good and then when when he actually came on it got a lot better at first I was like, this is lucky

20:54Chip:It was vick and will with you

20:59Cal:Alan Walker toby Oh, yeah, I swapped out for will and then even was there for the first two days But even got fucked cuz he got stuck at border control and they weren't allowed through so he pretty much did nothing on the trip and then yeah you get to Ibiza check into the hotel it was like five hotel and then the next day even though I woke up at 7pm I was that cooked what you woke up at 7pm I can't believe you did all this after the living you just saying like oh I don't remember the first night work at 7pm yeah but you got to but you just got to send it it was like in my head this could be my last one ever so like let me send it little suicide mission fucking hell Kamikaze So I woke up at that.

21:43Cal:Everyone's been at the pool party since 12, like texting me all day. I'm like, no, I'm in bed. I'm cut to watching Tron. And then eventually I just get up and I go and it's a sick pool party. And then we head to, they've got like this villa, Gumball Villa. Like it was like probably the best villa on the island. Booked out the whole thing. It's massive. And it's just like loads of people, but they've invited everyone from the island too. So like, it's just, it's just rammed. But it was, it was sick. and then yeah and then everyone just got fucking

22:12Chip:just got leather yeah everyone is in you nah nah

22:16Cal:everyone was getting like everyone was it was it was one of them things like a rule where it's like nobody's kind of like taking a foot off the gas everyone's like we're sending fully like everyone even big how did it compare to the time

22:29Chip:that we did it what 2016 almost 10 years ago

22:32Cal:um it was good I mean it was a little bit better you know people it's got better people rated us more as well yeah when we were there we were the cucks yeah but this time it was like sidemen team so people are like nice to meet you and everyone want everyone like actually was giving time of day yeah yeah yeah okay uh yeah it was sick hopefully next year we'll do it again because next year it starts in i think it or it starts or ends at the world cup ceremony and everyone and gumball goes to the game oh that's nice oh what if it was the final i don't think it's that nah it's the opening the opening games it ends everyone goes to the opening ceremony i was like that that sounds good because I'm going to be where is the opening ceremony is it New York New Jersey we have to just kind of get a base for the World Cup I think

23:15Chip:yeah we are we are I think we all are

23:17Cal:because we stay out there for a month you do it in like New York New Jersey because that's where most easiest direct flights I'm walking here yeah what's that bro really tough tough tough tough yeah get a little base out there stay for a month podcast shoot videos like bro we'll be able to you can do that fucking burger shit

23:34Chip:what I'm doing yeah I'm doing I can do my little blog

23:36Cal:you can blog you can we'll figure

23:41Chip:that's club world cup oh that is the club world cup I have a feeling they haven't announced where it is

23:47Cal:no they have

23:49Chip:it's almost a bit scary being in America the reason why it's not popping up is because Stanley's put 2025 and it's going to happen in 2026

23:58Cal:type in 2026 yeah go on best googler in the game Mexico City

24:05Chip:I'm not going Mexico City you know what I was thinking

24:08Cal:about Mexico City in Gumball like you've got like but they do do it in like 5200 supercars driving through Mexico is that not like that's gonna be you could get decapitated definitely that's I'll get word of that oh this little Lambo's driving on it's own see you later pal yeah

24:24Chip:I mean that happened when we were in Bucharest in Romania yeah so that's what I mean

24:28Cal:but you never know maybe not yeah but yeah fucking World Cup will be a little oh it's not far but the thing is GTA as well at the same no it's not the same time Nah it's like a month Before that When's the very first game It'll be June or July That's when you make May 26th for GTA 2026 might be an all time Is that when it starts That's the final That's the final So July It'll be the middle of June maybe June 11th There you go Yeah She twin Yeah So what we got two days Of sweating out GTA And then it's just straight To the World Cup I might buy one of them Little portable gaming things At all the forums 100 % do a little heist just between at half time we'll have an Airbnb so we'll just take an Xbox alright yeah

25:14Chip:yeah we've got to get a full set up out there for sure that would be so good but yeah I'm trying to think so what you at Ibiza I was in Miami where were you?

25:26Cal:where have I been? by the way I don't encourage that kind of drinking by the way where have I actually been since I went Dublin

25:32Chip:oh yeah how was being on the Bachelor on Arthur's show? First of all, rocked up to the airport. Elliot's booked my ticket. I'm boarding the plane. Yeah, mate, your ticket's booked for next week. What I don't understand is how you get all the way to the gate. Yeah, well, I think I lost a guy's job because I was like, bro, this ain't scanning and he went, no, I'll just go through. And then obviously because I've had to go straight back through security. I'm like, can I go out this way? And he's like, yeah, who's let you through with this? And I was like, oh, that guy. And then it's the only guy working on the thing.

26:04And then the next day I'm back and he went, I got bollock chested. I'm sorry, bro. Wait,

26:10Cal:so it was actually just bought for the wrong day.

26:12Chip:Yeah. Yeah.

26:13Cal:But because,

26:14Chip:because what usually, what usually would happen though, is that you'd get stopped there. They wouldn't let you through and you'd go, Oh, your tickets for the wrong day. So you could either book a new one or whatever. But because he doesn't get stopped, he gets all the way to the point of getting on the plane. So a week early. Yeah. Like, how does that even happen? Um, I was low key gassed when, cause I was like, nah, I don't have to go on stage. Now this is sick. I just went open, I went home, opened bare packs. I was like, you know what? I might not even go Dublin. And then I was like, nah, they have booked it again.

26:41I should go. Cause thing is, I like, I had such a fear of public speaking. Well, not like fear, but like, I'm not the sort of guy to just get up in front of loads of people and talk. I remember my English spoken exam. I didn't sleep for like a week. Cause I, I think I wrote mine about how ninja earns more than military. And I was like,

27:03I was like, these keyboard warriors are earning more than real life warriors. That was a real line. And I had some rockets in my class as well. So I was like, no, I can't do this. I got to do this. And I read that out on red and like shaking and shit. And I was like, look, he's praying on my own downfall as well. But, um, shit, that's fucked, man. Keyboard warriors are making more than actual warriors. I was backstage for ages, like bricking it. And then obviously because, handshake, because, oh, the worst dap of all time as well, completely just slapped Arthur's bicep. But yeah, I was backstage the whole time.

27:39I also put on my snap. That's rough. That is really bad. But yeah, so I was putting on Snapchat. Nah, Dublin, I was meant to surprise you, but I can't go. So this was like a double surprise. They were like, oh, a lot of you have seen our guests couldn't make it. It's plain tick. It got mixed up and then naive starts playing and I walked out and I was like,

27:58Chip:did you choose that as the walkout? It was their idea. And then I went, I did Birmingham as well and then they made me sing it on stage which was a tough oh I saw that clip and I thought

28:08Cal:who made you sing that? Batching off you should have said no I know I wanted to but I don't want to seem boring and it was like meant to be a forfeit as well for like one of the games on stage so at least I could play into not wanting to do it but still I'm never doing any shit like that never made me do that when I went on I had to check with all the producers like to give me full run through every forfeit everything that could happen on stage yeah just in case they were like do something mad because you don't know what they like if you don't chatting and they just started going A, B, A, B and like cheering at everything.

28:37I went, these are cheering for everything. I went, slops. And they all went, yeah. And Batch was like, he can't just shout. It's like 15 year olds. Oh my God. Everyone say slops. But no, sick experience. I've overcome that fear.

28:50Chip:Yeah. Would you say you're comfortable? Cause then you went on the second time. What was it like going on the second time? Sick. And then I went to London one and walked across the stage. That was like the Palladium three time. Yeah. The Palladium's a mad I love it I can see how like artists get addicted to that yeah it's like ultimate aura farm it actually is I always said I reckon one of the best feelings in the world must be when you're singing your tune and the crowd singing with you that's gotta be yeah that's good yeah they didn't even hear that because they just put the mic up yeah so that actually looked pretty so how was you going on yeah it was alright like what did you do

29:26Cal:it's just the same shit innit like you go on there like they introduce you they give you some gifts like ours was like give me some like testosterone tablets and I was like oh sick and then Sabina got like a like what's it called a fucking bridal outfit oh a wedding dress bro she's got to give me a wedding dress and then they were like oh put it on and I was like I'll wear it and then I wiped it on and I was like serving tea and shit body tea somebody was showing hourglass I was like you fucking know it girl

29:58Chip:I've seen the the trend where they're like that's my 25 quid you've seen that up on stage yeah and it's like Batch just fucking doing the

30:08Cal:spider thing on the floor how did he get away with that man? nah don't put the AB singing on because it'll actually ruin him for me oh yeah so George at the final show that's actually my video he brought out his Strictly part and I've never heard a scream loud like insane and then Arthur and Chris were just trying to recreate it the little flip they did is insane look at that shit that's kind of crazy, he's actually really got it man this was the final

30:38Chip:London Palladium night yeah so it's Chris, George, Strictly partner, I forgot his name so they just pulled out all the stops they just pulled out all the stops for that final night you don't even hold a mic so when he's singing yeah I wanted a mic, I was pretending to do oh honestly Oh, because they had the Britney mics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When's the fellas tour? Yeah, no, you know what? We're going to do it in Australia.

31:01Cal:Now that you're here, it might actually not be as bad. Australia will. I find it like mad awkward. It's just too easy. And our audience doesn't like that. You've got to have stuff, like not necessarily like that, but you've got to have like a little mini game. Yeah. You can't just be chatting. But also, our audience is like 80 % blokes. So like, it's not like go out and sit. You can do anything about you and get a chair. Yeah, I did a tray flip with a tech deck and they went mens. You've got to fucking perform. you gotta drop zingers non-stop otherwise it's like they'll start booing you and shit you know

31:28Chip:the um we have an idea though to take all the fellow studio shows out to Australia and you do either a whole night of everybody involved or you just do yeah there's a bunch of different things that we can do with it that would be so sick I don't mind the bingo idea still

31:43Cal:like you know the fucking thing that when your lookalike came on what was it called like uh bingo bingo bongo bingo you know like imagine just like you know like you know at darts where it's like a hall of tables yeah Everyone's just sat down getting pissed but playing bingo and just fucking around. That's quite. And we'd be like the host. And then we'd be like the host. Or on stage just doing a little crazy one.

32:00Chip:I think that would be really good. That's what we want to do. So, I mean, if we could do that. Low cost as well.

32:05Cal:So maximum profit for ourselves. Now those type of, there you go. Look how, that's where the lookalike came from, wasn't it? We'd have to bring out the lookalike as well.

32:15Chip:Oh yeah, yeah. Fly him out to Australia. Yeah, definitely. We'd have to do that. There he is. Because he'd be the only one that knows how this thing works. so look there he is oh no that's him yeah we'd love to do that to be fair when we did our Australia one last time it was pretty much like 18 plus everyone was just getting hammered in parts I really want to go I've never been and the amount of DMs I get from Australian people being like come down here bro

32:36Cal:yeah we were doing like venues I think the max size venue we did because we didn't know thousand was the Melbourne one nah I swear it wasn't even that bro oh 500 maybe were you doing more like put it put it put it it was bars it was fucking like overflowing yeah but after that we said we were like Oh, we could do a couple K probably. So was Dublin. Dublin was like... For Australia, it's cool. Packed to the rims. Yeah, Dublin was fucking... Did we just do one Dublin? Yeah, one Dublin show. Dublin was really good, you know. That was when I first got sent a video from you lot being like, oh, family.

33:05Yeah, because we saw it in the morning. That's when we found you. Yeah, yeah. We were road tripping. It was the night after the show.

33:10Cal:I was opening the video and the car was like, oh, wait, what's his name? And he's like, A, B. And then the edit kicks in. Yeah.

33:16Chip:Emotional. Yeah, that is why we're so hung over in the van.

33:19Cal:Oh, yeah.

33:20Chip:after the Dublin show

33:21Cal:where the fuck is that van where is the it's safe we got it it's just it's in a car park it's in a car park somewhere

33:27Chip:yeah we need to fly that out to Australia fucking hell get that thing on the road over there but yeah did the Batch and Arthur did going on it make you want to do it or not

33:37Cal:no not really

33:38Chip:oh right but I think now there's three of us and you don't have to do

33:42Cal:as much heavy lifting with this three because I can go non-verbal for five minutes let you boys fucking rattle off oh yeah rocking with that we've all got of equal party. No, but that's what I mean. We all take it in terms to have a look and recharge your bat.

33:54Chip:No, the funniest with Chip though is if you let Chip have too many drinks beforehand, he's just going for the show. That's the thing. I get so nervous

34:03Cal:that I have to drink before it. But I think now I've done it so many times that it's not as bad and I'm just like, fuck it. I could do it sober now, to be honest. Yeah, you got the XP. Yeah. Well, the liver has forced you into that life. Nah, don't worry, bro, because when I do this scan tonight. I'm actually so excited to know the results. And then just know, boys will be texting you like me at the pig's head tonight. Dead rabbit, dead rabbit, 8pm sharp, ciders, everything. Everything. Like, oh, port scratchings and stuff. I'm having a proper hand. Let me scan back first. I'm actually like, kind of on edge.

34:36Cal:Like, imagine it's like, yeah, you're going to have to take six to 12 months off drinking air.

34:39Chip:No, I was saying you're going to be on the, and I put it in our group chat. I reckon you're going to be in for one of the greatest winter arcs the world's ever seen. TRT, no booze real testosterone yeah what was the other thing I put like a list of things

34:53Cal:that just go well for you right now constant leg day gyno surgery oh yeah gyno shit my chest is getting so warm I might not even need it bro

35:00Chip:damn you actually got a lot of mass on this shit yeah it's fun he's got that sleep ability

35:05Cal:what was it you said to me today see the horseshoe coming through yeah what on the dress yeah the horseshoe a little like little sea at the moment but you're getting there

35:14Chip:yeah alright well we've got a little surprise to you AB okay We've got a little surprise. You want to wipe your headphones on?

35:19Cal:Oh, I don't like this. It's my idea, by the way, guys. Is it? It was Chip's idea. I'm going to get emotional. It's hard to stand and leave for making it happen, though.

35:30Chip:All right, AB, this is obviously a little present from the boys to you. As a, you know, welcome to the...

35:36Cal:No, it's from you as well, bro. You just went, yeah, we did it. Angelina Boley. We're all very proud of you. Becoming Callan Chip's new bitch. felt like only yesterday I was teaching you how to dry scoot 500 milligies of pre in Harlow I actually had money on you staying in the grotto until about 40 so I'm pretty freaking pissed right now but good luck in the big city if you ever get lost just follow the stench of Chip's prolapsed gooch and that'll take you home that's disgusting good luck amigo that's nice I've always wanted a message from Cole could have just WhatsApped him actually oh shit

36:13Chip:Oh no! No, not the... Mine is so loud. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Shit, the North Star on the first note. Nightmare.

36:25Cal:Hey Alfie, I just wanted to make a really quick video just to let you know how extremely proud I am of you. Nah, I'm just... Congratulations on the new job. Congratulations on the massive move to London. I cannot wait to see what's next for you. I'm so, so, so proud of you. Keep smashing it. Keep working hard. and most importantly, keep being a good boy. Fuck! Jesus Christ. Feels like one of them things that you fucking pay for. Could you airdrop that?

36:56Chip:That little present for you there, bro. What a tease. Bro, can't get his mind straight. Congrats to you and your little fella. My little fella. Oh my God, by the way. On one of the announcement videos, There's a comment that says, and I don't know why it's just this guy, he's tagged his mate and he goes, AB definitely seems like a type of guy to get his boys in a headlock around the house. I tell you what, you've kicked that whole shit off. You've started that. I'm not like that. I hate guys like that. I swear now.

37:32Cal:Exactly what you're like. I'm not. I got it at the time when barbecue. Nah, I was like, I was like, I was like doing a little Landon Depp performance. it was like a group I was with like a couple of the girls who stood around me I was cracking a couple jobs he'd come over and he went nah not in front of the hoes bro

37:49Chip:what are you trying to trying to mock me I don't even remember that is that real did that happen and I was like oh no did that actually happen yeah yeah what the thing is right the rules no right so it's wrong the rules are different when you're engaged because you're not actually on the market so I can't violate you it's fine it's not like I'm putting down the competition because you're off the mountain so it's completely different if there was like a single boy trying to get some action and I'm like alright bro chill out

38:16Cal:I was like red face I went in the corner and I just killed his whole confidence bro I went over to the basketball hoop started shooting hoops on my own and shit like I don't like this because I smack up guys like that nah I'll fucking show him like chucking it against the backboard not even aiming to get it in I'll fucking get him back

38:34Chip:I don't know where you went on that side

38:35Cal:you'll fucking see my ref what I don't do that alright I don't fucking do that I put my boys on 8 inches and thick My daughter was a fucking 100 meter runner What are you saying? What are you talking about? It's one of the best memes ever You've seen the guy I know the trauma

38:57Chip:But he didn't say his daughter was a 100 meter runner He said she could run like a 3 minute mile I've seen a fucking moment

39:05Cal:3 minute mile Kind of crazy What was that Lauren Alexis clip? What? He wants it again No, no, no You're good Oh, by the way Like, we need to discuss the fines Because we were all hella late Oh, we had a fucking Shocking Stinker Well, we didn't We took it No, I actually hate that you can't say that anymore It's a great word What? Stinker Why can't you say stinker? Because they've ruined it for him

39:31Chip:They've ruined my vocab I've had to find synonyms Nah, I'm not going to lie Patty and bun Patty and bun For a burger You have to you have to you have to firm it circle sandwich a guy like you

39:43Cal:circle sandwich oh you know I actually got the word stinker off you as well like that's when it came to my vocab was from listening to the fellas you can't be bullied out of this bro

39:54Chip:no no it's a good opportunity for me to expand my vocab yeah but it's just not gonna happen you gotta take these opportunities with both hands alright well enjoy the patty and bun or whatever it is circle sandwich circle sandwich um the fine yeah no wait the fine And so today we actually had, you know, it was, I'm glad that it's happened early doors because it's raised.

40:18Chip:So I was coming back from the airport. I landed. I realized I'm not going to make the 11am call time. So I put in the chat, like guys, I'll have to firm it. This is going to be a late one for me. I'm probably going to be about 30 minutes late, but I knew, I knew what the consequences were. I did the mass. I was about 75 quid. Oh, we haven't got up yet. We'll get up. we'll get out. He needs to change the name.

40:38Cal:The bait and switch. Can I rub it off? Yeah, change the name. There's chalk on the thing at the top.

40:43Chip:But yeah, so to continue the story, I've realized that I was going to be late. And obviously, Chip thought, well, if that's going to be the case, then I'm going to try and squeeze in a little gym set. Don't say Chip thought.

40:54Cal:It was AB text me like, let's go gym, we've got time. Yeah, yeah, but you were both of us. Okay, well, I thought you were your own man as well. I was following your lead. Also, realistically, if you're going to be here at half 11, like why are we rocking up before half 11 well that so this is that's the point no so that's

41:09Chip:why i'm glad that this came up because in a in that scenario what should happen slash would happen is you do rock up at 11 yeah and they have whether it be tiktoks to film or a loaded thing that you could do before or something but what i'm saying is if it happens where say i'm like 30 minutes late or whatever again and you guys do rock up and you're sat around not got anything to do yeah there has to be a fine for the producer no they had that's fair okay but what i'm saying

41:41Cal:is if that were to happen in the future because then there's no point in you being there at 11 yeah that's fairs well yeah but if we haven't because we said we've got recording at 11 yes you just turned up late i haven't got anything planned because we went to record at 11 no i know

41:55Chip:but it might always be there should always be something but like i'm not planning to do it you should always have them fine. Fine. How much do we all? We actually got a job. Yeah.

42:04Cal:We and AB got here at 1138. I've got the number. Do you want to know what you're finding? 22 minutes late. With a bicep. 120 quid. 120 quid. Each. Each. And Cal's 95. It's my first. Nope. Instead of invoicing for the train. And what about Cal? That's not how this works. 95. 95. 95 from me. And so. So wait, what's in the total in the kitty already? So at the moment, we're at about 340. After one hour. Mate, this is going to end up like... Like kitty purring.

42:40Cal:I'm pretty decent meow that though. You've been practicing? Because you've actually got them cat headphones. I don't trust you.

42:49Cal:Everyone fucking practice that one. What? Decent guy. Come on, bro. He was meowing on the live stream yesterday. That's not fucking... I didn't want meow. Sabina said, Josh, meow when you get steak and chips tonight. I thought the fuck else I'm gonna do. Is that a cold one for a little something? Yeah.

43:07Chip:No steak and chips. That's it.

43:16Cal:I actually got home and she was like, thanks for meowing. Steak and chips was fucking sat there ready to go. Did you actually meow there? I did on the stream, yeah. Good boy and final boss. for estrogen final but yeah when's the TRT starting then uh hopefully soon my test has actually gone up a bit gone up by like it's gone from like 10 to 13 probably from just training it was like 12 or something still low still low enough to get jumping a thing it made me realise I want to get my bloods done

43:43Chip:have you ever had your bloods done nah

43:45Cal:you should get your bloods done I get mine done every year I never get anything done bro just to be safe this was like year 10

43:51Chip:yeah I would get that done yeah but my mum don't book it yeah but you can book it Oh, but you're moving down to London. Talk about that. Oh, yeah, this month. Yeah. That's a big life change, you know? Country boy turned city. Yeah, city boy. Yeah, I wonder if I'll change, you know? I wonder if I, like... It might change me, this city. I've heard stories. People losing their mind here. You get a tote bag. Yeah, imagine I start drinking matcha and... Oi, if I start drinking matcha and get a tote bag, slap the fuck down. Yeah, I won't let you get a tote bag. I appreciate that. Yeah, the matcha's good, though.

44:22Chip:Performative, man. Is it actually?

44:24Cal:Fins your hair.

44:25Chip:Nah. Oh, is that fucking?

44:27Cal:Oh, shit. I'm actually getting mad. You know, Sabina stopped drinking it because of that. That sounds like waffle. It could be. You know, Sabina loves her TikTok science. I saw a TikTok of her rage bait in you. She had you hooked on it. She was like, I can't believe the earth's actually flat though. And I saw it. But she believes in chemtrails.

44:51Chip:So the fact that she says, oh, rage bait is my favorite. He's like, no, Sabina, you are also so likely to believe this bit.

44:57Cal:That's what I was worried about. I was like, you know, I wouldn't be with you if you believe the earth was flat because that would just mean you. That's too far. My old plug used to post about chemtrails. He'd be like, nah, the fucking seed in us, bro. I'd be like, oh, you got some good shit, bro. It makes sense, though, because the government breathing the same air.

45:13Chip:Yeah, you're deep in it now. Anyway, so the London move. Yep. When are you actually moving down? 21st of this month. And what's the gas saying? Obviously, without doxing yourself, what's the vibe of it? Penthouse. yeah technically yeah it's quite a quirky gaff the thing that was putting me off moving to London is just like a plain white depressing apartment that I mean

45:35Cal:I can't deal with that but this one's got a bit of greenery it's got some character three terraces three just in case I get bored of the other two breakfast on one lunch on the other smoke on the third nah not me I'm a changed man

45:50Chip:oh yeah you did say you're actually gonna lock in no more nicotine absolutely no more pen afflux

45:58Cal:no more pen afflux no no chance I don't believe that you're on the fucking purple haze and lemony snakes night one I've just been thinking what if I turn into like a bit of a player out here like what if my contact is like shortage rocket water loots up it's not gonna happen though you can't so wait I've been fishing in the same pond for too long now I'm fishing in the Pacific Ocean nah but he started making eye contact with guys recently oh no what I've started doing because usually I look at guys I look away now I've started smiling oh that's so weird that's so weird show him show him show him so like

46:39nah because I saw a tiktok a girl was like when you if you're a guy and you make eye contact with a girl don't look away and be submissive smile

46:49Cal:it's true though if you start fucking locking eyes and get a bit of a growl I've got the most awkward smile though I don't like to show my fang just growl a bit then I ain't doing all that fuck now they say what you should do is you should go then look at their eyes and then look at their lips

47:05Chip:what? sort of tips and tricks I've got a mentor I've been in some weekly zoom meetings is that a course? pay for a fucking course yeah they say you should make a gal feel every emotion happy sad scared what send them on

47:23Cal:just need convo give a little yeah fucking five meter gap five meter gap when you're following them home bro yeah a bit of cardio in the evening just leg it up you know oh my god nah that's a joke don't run after women stop following me I'm tracking back

47:43Cal:don't mind a high press call my heat map

47:51I'm just going to chat to no one I might get a dog there no don't

47:55Cal:don't you can't on solo you actually can't by yourself it's impossible then where will the dog go when you need to go out yeah a night where you need to go on like a few day trip and stuff you can send it to doggy hotel nah I don't rock with that there why not I don't know I like the dog to either be with me or family I don't want some random trainer dealing with him send him to a little camp no camp a doggy camp No, I don't trust it. What the fuck are you thinking about that? That's why Alfonso's so skids, bro. Minded the gutter, bro. Yeah, Alfonso is. He's getting whipped and shit. That's why he's so schizophrenic.

48:26He's just like...

48:27Cal:What is the latest on the phone? Yeah, he's still schizophrenic. It's because I let him play Warzone with me, though.

48:35Cal:When he gets flashed. He gets flashbanged. He starts tweaking. Thousand yards. Yeah. Someone needs to make an idiot. Staring at the fucking wall. he does seem like he's been here before though in Vietnam he's seen this shit before every time a bloke walks through the door he don't like blokes he loves girls yeah a bit of a ladies man it's the pheromones innit is that what it is fuck it

49:02Chip:we'll just lie yeah fuckness alright I reckon we wrap this pod up oh my god bro oh no yeah let's wrap this up it's 50 minutes what are you all about nah I need a coffee I need a coffee too

49:13Cal:and a bit of food How long have you been going? 50 minutes 5-0 5-0 Oh my god I've been here for 50 years

49:20Chip:We've got another 45 minutes You just not slept Yeah I had to You just run in the vibes Well fellas Lore quiz Let's do that That'll cheer me up That'll cheer you up

49:29Cal:How much does AB really know About the lore This is the test Huh? You're actually upset

49:33Chip:Nah I'm shattered bro I'm fresh off a fucking AR You need to get right You're doing well though Considering you're knackered Yeah I'm holding it together Come on guys

49:40Cal:It could be fucking steak And pig's head tonight You alright at this podcast shit

49:43Chip:Yeah, come on, bro. Let's do this. All right. Is it my phone? I've got the whole

49:48Cal:of fucking East London lined up ready for a night out just in case your liver comes back down. I'm off home, bro. Nah, just stay around until seven. No. Why not? All right. Why would I do that? Celebrate now. We're not out of the house here.

50:00Chip:All right. It's only a six. It's only a six question. Yeah, six questions. Let me just preface. I was a big fellas fan. Yeah. So we'll see how you get on here. Okay. On the fellas, Australia tour okay what animal did freezy kill on accident oh I didn't know this at one by accident bro on accident by accident was it you didn't do it like it was while I was playing golf there's a bird yeah are you able to be more specific seagull no no I you know what it is a turkey but you did say a bird I'll give you half point okay half point alright who did Chip dress up as in the Halloween episode in season 3 what set was season 3 can I ask 165th floor one with the skyscraper windows and shit the golden I don't know if I'm thinking of a different vid I was going to say Wonder Woman nah that's a different vid that's a pop gold

51:07Cal:that's a pop soccer saturday that was the that was the beer mile yeah the Bermsby beer mile yeah I actually don't know I think I started clocking out after like the Aaron Ramsey Aaron Ramsey oh no this is around that was around then yeah it was around then um fuck it Batman nah Jigsaw Jigsaw Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker do you not know that clip yeah we do that's what he did that's what he did I was literally doing it with you oh right yeah you did it too well sometimes yeah I did it

51:38Chip:did it well on the pod alright what character is considered the ultimate hear me out on the fellas. The snake from Comfort B. Yeah, that's right. Good Lord. Good Lord. Great Lord that. What item did Chip get after the robots in the Japanese cafe didn't work? What item? This is so neat. This is not neat. I wouldn't know the answer.

52:07Cal:It's explained it badly. I think it's the story that I've said probably the most on the pot. No, no. It's really ringing a bell. All right, here we go. Ready?

52:14Chip:What item did Chip get after the robots in the South Korean cafe didn't work? It's some weird food though, isn't it?

52:23Cal:Yeah, yeah. Is it like bok choy or some shit? Nah, nah. You get it here. Remember? And it's like, oh, tell that story. It's just the shittest story. Tell that story about the thingy. It's like a Theo Baker level. Some sort of bread, maybe.

52:37Chip:Nah, it was a quiche. Oh, fuck. The key story. I have to see a clip there. All right, here we go. I want me to say it.

52:44Cal:No, say it again, please.

52:46Chip:All right. Oh, this is a good one. Okay. Who was the first ever guest on the podcast? That's... Oh! That was crazy. Respect. You know what? Actually, this next question is about the soapbox that we did. You'd actually been... You'd have loved that. What? Do you ever see the soapbox race that we did? No. oh what was our soapbox racer built out of

53:12Cal:red bulls thing where you go down the hill and we were dressed up so what material or was it like no it was it what did it look like what was it chicken nugget yeah i thought i was batching alpha for some reason that was a rock or did he get three and a half there out of six that's pretty fast yes it's past halfway yeah i got the best you're you're valid come you type in the fellas and some sponsored crap comes up at the top what yeah this was it right I think I have seen some of this actually

53:42Chip:this was a sick I was saying you'd have loved to do it actually it was such a sick time that does look like a little movie can someone buy me YouTube premium please yeah we'll just wait patiently I've spent so much on FIFA packs and I've not here we go that's it right there yeah I have seen this it was actually a sick win yeah we did win Yeah, we did win. Is it like who gets the quickest time? It was a combination of that and who had the best car and the entrance, like the dance at the start. Oh, yeah.

54:12Cal:So we didn't have the best.

54:14Chip:That's actually quite scary. Mate, it was so sketchy, wasn't it, Chip?

54:16Cal:Yeah. We could have gone faster now, I think, about it. Yeah, you kept putting the brakes on. We did hold off on it, didn't we? Because we just didn't know how our thing was going to hold up. It was like a coffin, man. I've seen people's, like, full-on just fall apart as well. Yeah.

54:28Chip:The injuries that some people get from these things are just absolutely great. All right, cool. Well, you passed the fella's law test. Hell yeah. Congratulations. That's part of your initiation anyway. Oh yeah, what is his initiation? I haven't decided. I don't know. If we could get the comments.

54:45Cal:Leave comments. I've seen some of them, bro. I asked for comments last night. I'm also like, get him to play Soggy Biscuit. Get him to get swaps. And I'm just like, nah, our audience is cocked.

54:55Chip:Nah, you guys got to actually help us out with something meaningful. Should we also clear up the, I'm doing boys only episodes as well. Oh yeah, solo episodes. I'm not on my guest episode unless it's like a guest. I'll be like, please, can I be on? Yeah, or if somebody can't make it or whatever. Yeah, I love Central C. Yeah, do you know what? If Central C is on, I'm going to make sure you're not on that app. I swear to God. Bro, I'll show up. I'll be like, I'll be like, say that to your bitches again. You can take my spot. If there was... I don't want to go non-verbal. What's the meme again? I sent.

55:30Chip:Wait, what is it? The Joella one. Oh my God, my God. My God, Cinch. Okay, this is actually a good question. If there's a guest other than Central Sea that comes on the pod that you're there like, yo, okay, I'm here for this guest there. Who you wanting? Theo Von. Oh, that's a good one. That's probably my guy or Ricky Gervais. That'll be class. Ricky Gervais, okay. Them too. That is a good one. Here's something. When's this out? Monday so the 5th the 6th 6th and 7th 6th and 7th 6th and 7th oh yeah the backside stag do video finally came out honestly that's been like an inside joke of my snapchat I just answer people's questions honestly when did we film that?

56:16it was was it April? so long ago and like every day I've had a comment like when's it dropping when's it dropping and I get told like oh a couple weeks couple weeks I keep answering but now it's out and it's so outdated it's like George is chatting like you don't have a girlfriend we're on about fucking one gorilla it's so outdated it's insane

56:35Chip:it was so funny everyone in the comments was there like this video's like when AB gets put with the weird kid from school I really wanted to watch this but I had to click off because of Lewis Lewis is class as well once you realise like he plays into his role it's so good he's unreal no it's a really good video I watched the whole thing the end is really cool

57:00Cal:wait it's one hour 22 minutes long yeah it's so long I saw some slander about the spec the little spec on the lens yeah that's your shout out to you Stan yeah that was me yeah Stan I didn't realise that was you I went to bed cheers mate cheers mate yeah I actually walked up to the pub two hours before anyone else and just walked past the bride and just went downstairs yeah they were in the pub carried on looking

57:22Chip:really yeah I went toilet and just didn't check the terrace and then Lee's like you should really check the pub and be like oh no it's fine I've been up there there's nothing so dumb and then there he is oh yeah everyone was pretty battered as well like at this last scene everyone just Reeve was hammered yeah I was like I don't think I've been that drunk on a video ever it was a good video you know yeah it really was so now we've got to do another one I don't think episode 2

57:46Cal:is ever happening bro who would it be who's episode 2 though it's Theo's isn't it I think Theo's got a plan he's got a plan Reeve's stag do and then Tom's got a plan Reeve's stag do was that that was Lewis's so

57:58Chip:it's all these stag news are for Reeve organised by the different oh I see what you mean you got you got you yeah so yeah we'll have to I want to do I want to do a sick video soon I just want to go we've got a few coming up drinking pub sort of thing I don't like those videos what's that you doing any Halloween shit well we will do a Halloween episode yeah but I don't know about Halloween

58:23Cal:oh yeah we got all dressed up and stuff yeah So make up proper. Who do you want to be? I don't know.

58:29Chip:You could be Batman, but like full Batman. No, stop doing stuff like that. Let's do like, what's been a big meme for the year. The thing is, yeah, if you go to try hard, people are like, yeah, that's exactly what Chip likes to do.

58:39Cal:That's not true. I did Jigsaw last time and fucking Wonder Woman. Yeah, you did the hot tour ago. You're a Halloween sweat. The hot tour ago as well, didn't you? Yeah, it was hot tour ago, bro. There we go.

58:49Chip:That's what I'm talking about. That's the real shit. That's a year ago. I remember watching that episode. That doesn't feel long at all.

58:56Cal:yeah what are some good outfits to roll with um oh there's one that people there's one that couples are definitely gonna go as and i forgot what it was and i remember thinking about it there's like a there was like a two oh what you and sabina were rocking no there was like a really obvious one that everyone's gonna go as this year and i forgot what it was what's happened this year i might go as michael b jordan from sinners what just lang oh that was i think that's it like oh him and his missus yeah yeah that was it

59:25Chip:Yeah Yeah That's what I was thinking

59:27Cal:Because that's obviously That's the go-to innit this year That everyone will do What should we go as

59:31Chip:We should go as For the Well I think go as To his Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

59:37Cal:We need to cook up some serious ideas

59:39Chip:Yeah we need to lock in for a big app Michael is the fucking grandma

59:43Cal:From weapons bro Oh shit

59:45Chip:Oh my god She was actually kind of She was kind of scary but

59:48Cal:That's grim We need to think of some funny shit Yeah we do What's happened this year

59:52Chip:What's going to be the most cliche one to go ask I think it's going to be the couple from Senators. I think that's a bit too niche even now. What do you think? You know how every year there's always been that one...

1:00:01Cal:That's the try-hard one. That's where people want to look good and they do it. Last year, I feel like a lot of people... Oh, was it last year? The people from the Menendez brothers. Loads of people were doing that. Oh, really? That's kind of a fuckwanted.

1:00:14Chip:How many Diddy's are we getting this year? There's a lot of Jeffrey Dahmer's as well. Oh, Diddy, yeah.

1:00:18Cal:I met a guy last year that was dressed up as Diddy's fucking lotion.

1:00:24so good oh my god

1:00:27Chip:he does actually look like they look really similar as well yeah I know for this year like you see how you're saying like going is like the lotion going is like the really niche parts of certain memes those are the are the sick ones fuck I'm going as Randolph have you ever confronted him about the DMs that you sent Randolph Yeah, I've talked to him. Oh, you have? Okay. You've spoken about it? Yeah. Okay, cool. I just kind of wish that was on camera. He kind of rates it now. He rates it? Yeah. Does he actually know? Yeah, because... Does he actually know? I don't know. You were there like, yeah, mate, I called you all these slows and he went, oh, it's going to be fucking LaBouboos, isn't it?

1:01:10No, it was jokes, wasn't it? He's like, yeah,

1:01:12Cal:of course.

1:01:16Chip:LaBouboos, isn't it?

1:01:17Cal:Nah, it's not good if you do that one, though. Like, come on, there's got to be better stuff Chip actually went on the lap pulldown after me and it like, because he can't lift the weight. It was like, I'm like a laboo. It was a finger, bro. It was good. Had the whole gym laughing. People coming up, dapping us up. Nah, they weren't. They ain't mucking about it.

1:01:36Chip:Oh, Wednesday. Yeah, that's going to be an obvious one. Freaky Friday is always happening. Oh, the Charlie XS brat stuff. That's a deadest costume. You literally just wear in school glasses. Do not do that.

1:01:46Cal:A lot of mad things on that. Is there? Just like mad outfits. No need for all that. Can't you just judge something scary? These are shit.

1:01:55Chip:100 men versus one gorilla. I might go as a hundred men. Oh, the big couple. That would be fucking fun. That is class, but it's like, it's not obvious a costume, is it? Yeah. To be fair, if you go as the guy though, I don't know, I love really. Yeah, but I just love super niche shit. And they go, oh, who are you? I'm the guy from the Goldblank concert.

1:02:16Cal:Do you remember when I fucking went as Jon Snow and I was in the club in the full fucking fur outfit, bro. Trying way too hard. I fucking was like, bro, honestly, like I stepped off your fucking wall. I genuinely had the full get up, bro. Curly hair and everything. People were coming up to me like, you know, nothing. And I was like, yes, I'm Jon Snow. Okay, anyways. I was actually thinking if there's like a party where people dress up seriously, I'd go with Jon Snow, but now I can't because I'd be stealing your flow.

1:02:45Chip:No, you could, bro. No, you can't. You can't, man. Don't start turning

1:02:48Cal:into such a meme Arthur Morgan Oh that's a banger Plus dress up as cowboy is the best thing ever Yeah Yo girl You're looking Fuck Crack on with another bit Fuck So tough You're letting me drown out here on my first episode No batch out There's a fucking Boy there's a There's a fucking bar near us that I really want to go to and it's essentially it's called SoMut Saloon and it basically is You sent me this Red Dog Saloon Nah nah nah that's that's like that food place this is like similar yeah trying to not say the name no you can you can say it you can all right i think it's called like moonshine saloon or something like that and you go there and everybody is dressed up like you're meant to come dressed up as well you do the whole get up where you bring your fucking alcohol in hide it all that shit but like everyone's in character and like it's just like full experience like red dead just it's like that every night there every night that's what the whole thing is just the whole brand in the whole thing be an interesting bunch in there yeah i think it's just gonna be full of fucking red dead fans now but when you watch like red dead roleplay servers and like they actually get mad upset when you start saying shit yeah but they'll be like people in this are drinking aren't it so just people yeah they'll be a bit different what's what's this about tonight if you like one friday

1:04:08Chip:for us liver scan after the liver sky if the liver sign comes back can we go yeah ask him if you're

1:04:13Cal:out of moonshine tonight. To be fair, I've had a bit of moonshine. Where did I have it? Chernobyl. That's actually some crazy dab law, you know. Yeah, they were like, yeah, just fucking grew this from the ground. I was like, yeah, so what am I going to turn into a fucking like Wolverine or something? All right. Anyways, what's happening in Leicester Uni? I don't know if you've seen these videos. I thought this would be very much UAB. Leicester Uni is a headphone number. Yeah, whack-a-mum. Basically, what's happening at the moment is going around and everyone's saying And then Leicester Uni is like, let's cook Uni because of these videos that are coming out because of what's happening.

1:04:47Cal:By the way, that's where Alfonso's from. He probably fucking went to that. Oh my God, great. Shutting down fresh air. So I'm like, okay, cool. She can sleep in my room and cool it off, yeah? Cool, I come back. I tell her she needs to go because I need to sleep. And then she's gone and she's gone and left my bathroom smelling like poo, yeah? And then on the bed, why is there shit on my bed? Why is there shit on my bed? So that came with this one. Is it staying or is it just a full on like? So that one happened. And also again, at the same uni, this happened as well. Why? Laverley, yeah.

1:05:24Cal:Oh, nah. What are we doing? What are we doing? What the hell? You're going to have to blur that. Yeah, I'm going to blur it. But like, it's, and there's just more and more videos. What? Wait, wait, wait.

1:05:37Chip:So everybody's just shitting in Leicester? In Leicester, for some reason, they picked Leicester. The Leicester Pooh band. Yeah, and everyone, and then this one was, someone was like fucking sick in the corner of the elevator. Oh, mate. Bro, I could never go uni. This is exactly where I did. And it's this one, a comm called Opal Court. I think that's the, yeah, the name of the accommodation, which it's happening in. So now everyone's like, yeah. So it's just this one gap.

1:05:58Cal:Where it's just strikes again as well. Like, you know, it's just happening nonstop. Yeah, no, it is. That's the third thing that's happened. It's like the Bay Harbor goon. This guy goes around nutting on everyone's cars and shit. What? But yeah. I imagine you're actually a good U then. You're just trying to go to your lectures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just fucking deep all over everywhere. That's so great. He's got to open the fucking door. He's got shit in the handle. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm so glad I didn't go to uni. I dodged a bullet, honestly. Wait, did you actually do it for that reason or you didn't get in?

1:06:23No, I just, no, I probably got accepted to some stinkers, like, leave Beckett or something. I don't know, but I just thought, like, listen. What were you going to go and study? Don't even know. Digital media or something. Just one of the made-up ones, you know what I mean? Made-up ones. But, like, no, I used to visit my mate at Sheffield in uni and I was like, God, I'm so glad I'm leaving and I'd get home and think about how he's still there in this karate kitchen. I'm like, fuck.

1:06:44Chip:Yeah. I'm not even going to lie. Even just seeing people's pay slips out there. Uni. Sorry. Student loan. Oh, yeah. Yeah, student loan. I'm not going to lie, mate. It is actually insane. Lee, you went uni. You still paying it off? Yeah. Mate, it's mental. What's that? Yeah, Scotland does. Okay, did you go to uni in Scotland? Yeah, no. Cardiff. Cardiff. Oh, but they're paying for it. Oh, okay. That's all right. So that's not, that's not too bad. But yeah. Oh, it's the amount of money you lose. And most of these people are going and they're just doing some, like, just, just a course to go to uni for the sake of going to uni.

1:07:23Chip:This is what people are saying. All these videos are going from is for the, like the first years of the freshers, like this younger generation of kids who are just going for the fact that it's uni, you go out and this, that, the other, and they're not realizing. Come out with 60 grand a day. Yeah. And then you get out and you're like, I don't know how you afford it. because they can't handle the drink.

1:07:39Cal:I just remember having no money during uni. I just remember like always being like, yeah, I got no money. But how did I get money? Can't remember. Student loans. Oh, no. I think you were getting a grant or something every so often. It was about 800 quid. Yeah, 800 quid.

1:07:53Chip:No, but it's definitely student loans. That's how these people end up in this crazy... And then they're like, oh, you don't have to pay it all off.

1:07:59Cal:I had a student loan. I paid it off. It wasn't that much because it was only a year. But then I think I was getting some kind of grants, bursary thing because fucking when you got like less money or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. You get like. On your household income. Yeah. Something like that. You get like a grant or something. I don't know if it's still like that, but yeah. I think it is. Yeah. But no, I'm. Basically like you're fucking broke.

1:08:20Chip:What is he? You're not one of those people looking back. You're like, oh, I wish I went. Do you have a bunch of mates that are there at the moment? What the fuck? I think one of them's still at Cambridge, but I got some smart mates. So they're going into some mad shit. Oh, Cambridge. Yeah. I'm going to work for Elon Musk and all that. What the fuck? You've got to not be putting these pictures up. You know what's mad? I actually saw this photo, like just the real one and like was like, holy shit. He's got some A cups on him. Talk about this. Did you see this one? Oh yeah, I saw this. This is insane on Twitter.

1:08:49Chip:You have to click it. Oh, right. Yeah. So someone was there like, oh yeah, their legislation has been filed in Congress to put Charlie Kirk on US coinage, right? and then someone quote retweeted it saying he was a fucking podcaster and then someone from football Twitter decided to jump on it and say imagine if Cal Friese got shot and we put him on the 20p I'd love it I was about to say it would have sounded quite good oh that is so good that is brilliant oh fuck man I can't believe it that's such a good bit nah

1:09:29Cal:no I'd actually campaign for that bro if you died I'd be putting up like, oh, what would you actually do for me? Like Memorial? 100 % I'd make a little video. Yeah. Just recreate the case. I hamster one, but for you. Yeah.

1:09:40Chip:Oh, like being real. Yeah.

1:09:41Cal:My parents would go to like fucking protests around, like whatever protests it was, I'd be holding up your face being like, why would there be a protest? Like fucking die for this. Oh,

1:09:49Chip:so you just start attaching me to like random political causes.

1:09:53Cal:Yeah. I'd be like, this is what he'd want. Fucking me rocking up. some besides Tommy Robinson with a car oh okay he was his biggest man like reform oh shit fucking dragging Kyle's name through the fucking mud he died for this cause what what he didn't even know you oh this Nico video is unreal have you watched this video I haven't seen the clips on Twitter it's so good

1:10:23Chip:mate it's so wow yeah I haven't seen the full video myself you need to watch this so good I'll tell you what's mad though like he shows the old clip when he's got this mask on and then he's like, so I got a professional to do my makeup, like film quality. And it still looks pretty. Like, I feel like I'd definitely look at it. Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know how people look at Nico there and go, that's not a mask. I mean, also, they are drinking, so. Yeah, but still, mate. It's like a political march and the amount of them have just seen it for an excuse to have a sesh. Like, they're all just battered.

1:10:51Cal:It's like a festival. Yeah, it's like, bro, there's nothing wrong with that. I can't get to fucking do anything. This is why you got your report.

1:11:02sorry but that mask that's the most uncanny valley shit yeah but they don't yeah someone's not gonna go i think because we know i'm looking because if because if someone like that that woman there would have looked at him is not gonna go are you wearing a fucking mask like you know you're not gonna ask him but i'd be so suspicious because you're not still it looks good but like when he's actually just talking it's like it pops out at one point no that was the that was the other one that was the old one also someone like pretending to be white as well he had quite a tan on the on the on the cost well someone picks up on what did i not say that i don't know he's trying to look white but he's like it's all right god forbid a man hit the fucking sunbeds bro

1:11:48oh no i sent dm this i mean i sent what the nightmare that i had the other day i swat i posted to this girl and i put like she was wearing like some old like t90s or whatever with her outfit yeah and i swiped up saying your bird wears astros and i deleted it after two hours because she didn't reply and then she replied saying your boyfriend deletes his messages when left undelivered. And I was literally like, oh my God. Yeah, she's actually caught you. around the gas like, oh my God.

1:12:17Chip:I've been fried and caught you. Yeah, that was really bad. So what did you do? Did you block her after that just out of respect? Nah, I just put her panicked. Kind of recovered it a little bit. So you didn't give her the little video? Nah, I sent, I sent a photo of a lion taking a selfie and was like, the lion occasionally unsends DMs. That's actually good. then she put not occasionally you do it all time and I was like

1:12:43Cal:she said you had your pants out that's not my try has it gone any further? no not yet not even bothered what's the comedian called? Tim something Sherwood definitely not I've actually got a mad ex-footballer living next door to the grotto right now we share a bin you share a bin? do you ever bump into him at the bin i have but i only time i bumped into i didn't know who he was right the landlord had to tell me i might i tell you what my landlord's on the fucking mad one at the moment so i'm in the driveway the other day and they're doing they're doing some yeah it's fine he's like barrel he understands our podcast work he's good he's doing some construction and he was like oh yeah we're just putting a road up like by the trampoline do you know we had a trampoline and i was like nah and he went you can use it if you want and i went a little bit too old for a trampoline and he went I trampoline I just got a new mat for my 70th he's 70 new mat and I was like I was staring at him like is he fucking with me and he was like no genuinely I trampoline I don't do somersaults and stuff but I trampoline a lot and I was like good for the knees good for him no yeah it's good but now I hear the springs going and I'm like fuck now he's back there is a fucking wicked trampoline park near us like kids one night you go all up through like I'm not gonna lie if we went to that you fall through like gaps and stuff what in Stratford?

1:13:59Cal:yeah you wouldn't believe some of the shit I'd pull at one of them trampoline park. I used to be such a sweat.

1:14:05Chip:Oh, what? Like doing the flip? Yeah. And all that, bro. Are you going to play golf anytime soon? You're going to get into golf? I'm going to become an ultimate paddle sweat when I move here. Oh, paddle, yeah. That's all I do at the moment. Played against Theo and JC, me and Harry versus Theo and JC the other day. Yeah. Without spoiling the result, how did you fare? I don't know. I won't spoil the actual video, but after me and Harry just cooked them. Like, really? Yeah, it was like 6-1, then 6-2. I mean, Harry is unreal. Harry is really good like they're all big enough myself that I got a lot of aces really a lot of aces that's the one thing I've got in the locker and a series for paddle service under those four where'd you rank yourself I'd say me and Theo I'd say we're similar level you and Theo similar I think in that much though like obviously it was obvious Harry was the best but I was like I wasn't struggling house okay you felt very comfortable yeah okay okay so maybe you're not as bad as I thought very easy to deal with like most of shots okay I I played against Harry for a game.

1:14:59And I was like, oh shit.

1:15:00Chip:Yeah, Strogs. It's kind of techie. Okay. Well, that's good because Chip's getting into paddle as well. So it'll be something that we can all do. I've played it like twice. Yeah, but you're going to start playing even more.

1:15:10Cal:I will play it when you lot play it. The thing is, it's just everyone's really good.

1:15:14Chip:Yeah, but this is the problem with everything ever that we're going to do ever.

1:15:18Cal:Yeah, but I am a bit late.

1:15:20Chip:But you could easily get good at it if you just sweat it for two weeks. I swear to God. Golf takes ages to get good. That paddle is very easy to get good at. You just go onto the app. People play solo games all the time. Really? Yeah. 2v2 only. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you just put yourself in a 2v2 game. That's what I do. Me and Harry do that. I'd be scared to play around. No, bro. I don't want to talk into that. I need to let me and Harry, we do it. Yeah, but I like a bit of camaraderie with the boys. Being like, oh, that wasn't in you. Yeah, but if you want to get better, it's skill-based matchmaking.

1:15:47Cal:I thought we could have played tonight. What, you going on? I'd stay for paddle.

1:15:53Chip:Damn. Well, you've got a third, so now we just need a fourth. Oh, we could easily find a fourth. I'd have to rent a paddle at the spot though. That's fine. I got two. What do you mean? I got two. I got you, bro. I have my paddle on me. Oh, I've got a Lambo paddle on the way. Oh yeah. So wait, how much did that set you back? A grand. You spent a thousand pounds on a paddle. You know what it was?

1:16:13Cal:You know what it was? You get your first paycheck and you lose your fucking head. The paycheck ain't even landed yet. You know what it was, right? It was like, I don't want it at all. Like, I don't want it. But I sent a photo of my paddle to the group chat and Cal was like, your paddle's fucking shit. like it's not even a good brand so I was like alright just send him a fucking receipt I was like Lambo on the way takes that three weeks to come though so now I'm like regretting the purchase like them guys that buy fucking poor skis and shit I'm gonna go faster I'm gonna make TikTok being like Lambo at 22 and it's just my problem

1:16:44Chip:that is a good one yeah alright guys we're gonna wrap it up there nah nah nah that's good that's a good shift we got another 20 in us what what how long has that been that is an hour and 20 minutes oh that's solid that that's solid he is tired to be fair isn't it do you want to talk about

1:17:01Cal:I'm starving plus we've got to go and film George from Strictly or oh George from Strictly George from Strictly his first dance was fucking sick by the way George his first dance on Strictly was why have you seen the second one I've not seen the second one it's not out yet oh yeah second one's this weekend it'll be out when this goes out but yeah obviously we're filming this on Friday but yeah first one mate smashed it I thought it was really good I thought if he went later he would have got a better score Stan Stanley's like a bit of a prop What do you think? What do you mean? Because he went earlier in the deck like, right?

1:17:31No, no he was pretty he was pretty late in the thing that won't mean anything No, by the time

1:17:35Cal:when he was on the leaderboard the better people got added afterwards Yeah, there would have been a few but not many But like, I think It doesn't really matter what time you go in Where did he he got a score of 24 He got 24 Is that good? Out of what? Out of 40 6 is across the board That's like really good and all the judges were saying he's got potential and he got a good comment from Craig which Craig Rubble Hall which you just don't get normally so by the way I swear there's a team on there where both are just professional dancers yeah I heard about I'm not sure who it is but my sister was saying isn't that just fucking Madame Fair though yeah they do it in the US ones all the time yeah the thing is it happens a lot where you'll get is it that Merigold Justin Merigold the guy from JLS is that his name I can't remember Aston Merigold sorry that's him he won I think he won it or came really well in it once and I was like, well, he's a performer, he can dance.

1:18:29In all point, it's meant to be

1:18:30Cal:that one of them just cannot dance. It's meant to be none of them can dance at all. No, but the problem is, see,

1:18:36Chip:when you get the substitutes in though, if you just bring in somebody that has zero dance experience, they haven't had the training that they've then had for a couple of years. So they want to bring somebody in with a little bit, but then as soon as somebody has a little bit, everybody goes, oh, you've danced before. No, but that's still ruse. The public vote's a big part of it. no one's voting for that for the two pro dancers and I think maybe they might judge them with that in mind as well it's also the votances of Nuno it's all done on and luck of the app whereas it used to be calling up which obviously the younger generation George has also had to have some like special help like genuinely to make him more serious because he keeps doing little like cheesy smirks because it's like I would really struggle with being serious I'd have to like try and make it a bit of a meme just because I'd be so uncomfortable but apparently he's had to have like oh you need to sort your face out like well yeah because i've never ever seen him do like even if i'm chilling with him i think every other sentence is a joke yeah yeah he just can't he can't be serious yeah yeah so oh you're right i would love to see what it'd be like when he's dancing because it's very like the face is a big part of it right he's smoking already you know my grandma's getting texts off her mates being like your George is doing really well like she's claiming really she's that's my boy my boy honestly anytime I post on Snapchat me watching a film or anything when Strictly's on everyone's like why the fuck are you not watching Strictly I'm like my parents on Strictly I won't watch it yeah nice I don't know I've did Strictly

1:20:03Cal:well done George I watch the clips

1:20:05Chip:keep mucking about keep doing his thing he'll go deep in the competition he will he will

1:20:11Cal:he's just doing too well everything's going really well for him yeah

1:20:13Chip:yeah no it is I've seen a few of the other people and I'm not going to lie they're not really stacking up to old George no he was like midway down he wasn't high up in the table yeah but just let him marinate it's the comments where they were saying oh he's got potential which is good to hear which is good exactly is there a clear favourite at the moment? I don't know actually I haven't watched I only watched his on the weekend but there will be there will be some more people who are the same as him like they're just good with doing that sort of thing they're good at being good at something where they're new at.

1:20:46Chip:Well, prayers up for George. He'll be fine. I'm sending you positive vibes. Hell yes. And it was actually cool that you rocked up for the Batch and Arthur tour. Yeah. With the dancers. With the dancers that was called. I saw all the comments actually on the Batch and Arthur tour of everyone being there like, no, I was the Birmingham show or whatever and I got fucking... London Night One were the most famous. Yeah. Same venue and then they got like everyone at the other one. Who got London Night One? Who was on that one? We went to that one. Sabina and Liv. which is great which is really great but yeah it's great but like

1:21:17Cal:obviously night two is George and his dancer and Chris MD and they be lurking that's just that's the perfect one for them isn't it yeah

1:21:26Chip:anyways

1:21:27Cal:should we wrap up there alright let's fucking wrap alright thank you guys

1:21:30Chip:very much for listening to the first uh yeah the debut hell yeah

1:21:36Cal:congratulations how was that class yeah post match interview

1:21:40Chip:on this sofa yeah you know what actually before we signed off the boys originally had you sat here really and I was there I just think that's just weird I just feel like because it now seems like he's still a guest do you know what I mean that chair is the yeah of course that's why I wanted to integrate him in the middle we can try and mix it up

1:21:57Cal:we can see how it goes maybe we try one way but do you want to know

1:22:02Chip:what it was it was because you two just chucked fingers off each other and I was there like if you were then having to do it like that I just don't think it lands I felt like post up a bit casual or something alright let's wrap this up guys we'll see you all next time if you haven't already make sure you hit the subscribe button and follow us over on spotify give us five star rating chip's gonna go ahead and doom score now we'll see you all later bye