254. Why AB’s Staying Single Forever, Chip’s Liver Scan Scare & Mashtag Banned From Egypt…

12:13Chip:nah nah it's not you it's us because we're a team now it is yeah you know what there are a lot of

12:20Cal:comments saying you as well sometimes yeah yeah okay you're out you haven't even had a sip yet

12:24Chip:i had one sip so that's my excuse no because you're coming down on me with haterade bro

12:32you just kind of got to think who's actually got the best like story here like when everyone's chatting over each other you got to think like am i worthy of still chatting or do i just tap out you know what I mean and then you'll come out yeah we are on a wind up here guys about the phase things trying to settle in to my new job well congrats on that we've already done all that I'm a seasoned veteran let's chill

12:57Chip:alright cheers to you being on the we're having a little bev here actually yeah cheers to you boys completing the game ah thank you thank you you know what's crazy is we just moved on to the next level yeah yeah that's what's mad that's the AB effect bro

13:12Cal:I don't want to talk about it I joined shit starts changing it's magical he's got bicep legs all of a sudden you know what I mean biceps and out my overdraft what's the fuck this is a mad week this is what I'm saying bro you're a product of the people you spend the most time with

13:23Chip:that is true you're an average of the five people you're closest to who are the five people that you're closest with

13:32Cal:right but what if the five people I'm closest to are like genuinely super smart right but none of them can walk Riddle me that I think you're talking about Like genetics now Riddle me that Alright they all got into an accident There you go Nah it's not even genetic Yeah but Riddle me that I don't understand

13:51Chip:I don't understand the point That you're making here Because you can still be The average Can't understand the point

13:56Cal:When there's no point bro Can't be the average of five People that can't walk If you can walk Because we're not talking about Like physically the average

14:04Chip:We're talking about Yeah Sort of thing Thing is I live a life of isolation So I'm just a product of myself There's no external factors here. Your problem is nature, bro.

14:14Cal:It's just me. The lion. Yeah, the lion. The fucking birds and the bees, bro. What? Isn't that like the sex talk? What? Yeah, it is. Learning the birds and the bees is like teaching kids, like, oh, this is what slopes is in that.

14:28Chip:Yeah, that is what it's called, yeah. Anyway, speaking of that, did you ever have that with your parents? I never had that. No, but in school we had like a word search where you had to find like pubes and vagina in a word search. oh that must have been so good and everyone was just creasing yeah everyone was like no wait he fully says no nah when I first

14:46Cal:when I first tried to do the sexy time I couldn't get it in and then I learned myself I was like it's never happening again what what put myself through the ring bro that's not what we're talking about you guys are talking about having that conversation I never had it but I had it with myself

15:03Chip:right no just so you know the parents don't tell you how to put it in and stuff that's not

15:12reverse cowgirl it's one of my all time favorites

15:15Cal:yeah fucking well they should be saying shouldn't they because if they had told me then I wouldn't have got it fucking wrong I feel that's why you cross a line nah you're just poking my belly button sorry my mum didn't tell me about it I thought you said sorry mum I thought you said sorry mum sorry mum fucking hell I gotta stop putting commas in this shit oh you're not well You know that when a comma can change a whole sentence. Oh, I got something to say. Oh, here we go. Liver scan. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah, no. So doctors come back, and I put in the chat like, boys, boys start panicking. Carl starts panicking.

15:54Cal:I'm like, boys. I'm already ready to offer. Just had the liver scan. But you knew me, didn't you? You knew what I was playing. Came back saying I got the best liver they've ever seen. Nah, actually, what did they say? The woman did say this is a strong liver. really yeah so I said fucking hop off it what why'd your mic drop as well I didn't even hear that mic dropping the worst fucking joke you know what I don't think them doctors should tell people they've got a really good liver like after some drinking shit she didn't even say really good she didn't say really good she said it was unbelievable

16:36Cal:2011 messier livers Yeah. She's enabling. She's saying she only seen a few like this in her life. Sip cider. Chill out. Chill out. My fiance is right here.

16:48Chip:That's unreal. So what? So, well, obviously, you know, it's so funny. I swear in the last step with it, like, yeah, it's like six months off the bus. He's on the side. He's on the next part. Well,

17:01Cal:she said to me, she was like, yeah, it's not inflamed. I was like, so can I drink? She was like, oh, well, like, I can't tell people to drink, but of course you can drink it's like you're telling me to get sendy tonight yeah telling me to get on some happy death yeah you've just told me I've got a titanium liver oh you've also just said that it fucking regenerates like it just pops a fucking little mini shield on the back fucking infinite big pots I'm going nowhere love chug joke you'll see me next week yeah she said come back expect a call she was like oh just come back in six months I was like why Shane ever going down.

17:39Cal:It's like the Titanic of livers. All right. That did go down.

17:43Chip:That literally sank. And everybody died. It's probably the most well-known disaster, bro.

17:50Cal:I got that Titanic shit. You know, it's just like when they think it's signing, it's probably not. Yeah. Like a 737 max. Yeah.

17:58Chip:If it's bowing, I ain't going. Yeah.

18:01Cal:That was good, actually.

18:03Chip:Oh. Fuck yeah. Right now, what, boys? So what's happened this week? Oh, shit. It's been about four days.

18:09Cal:Yeah, it's been literally four days. It's not been long enough to whip up Convo. I'll tell you what, though. My whole FYP is just Jake Paul AI. It's so good. What is it, Sora AI? That new HS one's funny as well. Yeah, the thing is, I can imagine Jake Paul's creasing at these. HS is literally like, I'm going to sue you, bruv. But he's pissed about it. Stop making these. Why don't we just make these of you? Don't. This is why I almost didn't bring this up because I'm like someone. You know this is going to happen now. Look how good that is. But if I see this of me, I'm going to get mad upset there.

18:43Your wife is so good. He's so good. Apparently on the app as well, it says like, do not make stuff of real people. Well, that's ridiculous. But I think you can just get banned after doing it once maybe. I don't know. That's what my mate said.

18:59Cal:I can see some bad use cases for this. By the way, I'm thinking of him in my head, but I can't say him. Shut up. Shut up. Chill on that shit. Probably four in my head. Okay. No, the Jake Paul ones are hilarious. I just find it funny that like this mad new, what do they call it? Trend? Yeah, just this new AI thing's come out and everyone's just gone straight for Jake Paul being gay. And it's only you, some crazy tech who was like, fuck it, Jake Paul makeup tutorial. He kind of looks Turkish there. The whole thing. He looks a bit off. There's so many. I don't think it's real. What do you mean? And the Stephen Hawking-esque X-Games.

19:39That's definitely not real.

19:41Cal:Yeah, I've seen Martin Luther King in UFC. I've seen it all, bro. He's died. There he goes.

19:45Chip:Yeah, the Stephen Hawking, he almost sticks the backflip. I mean, the double backflip. There's one where he does that. Stephen Hawking. How about that?

19:54Cal:All right, all right, all right. Just a little tester out there. I can see you might not feel it. No, it's okay. You know, you got to test the water sometimes, throw the stone, catch the pebble, catch a stone yeah you know the vibe hs ticky tocker or ticky tocker orders gal i just feel like i feel like everyone's always yapping about like nah ai's getting out of hand but i feel like this one it is actually this is a different level because now we're like you

20:21Chip:remember do you remember when the first like deep fakes came out the first deep fakes came out and everybody was there like we're doomed this is it and like the deep fakes were like oh i think it was a tom cruise one yeah and everyone was there like oh wow this kind of looks realistic like stuff now this is just deep fakes on steroids yeah that is literally jake paul yeah and it's uh yeah this is so worried because just the amount of stuff people are going to see things assume things or maybe you said something you might think people that will just like be like oh ab's doing a makeup tutorial yeah brilliant i don't really mess with this stuff anymore like he said this why would they not mess with his stuff well because if an ai thing made him say

21:01Cal:Makeup tutorial bro Get your head out the gun I see what you're saying I see what you're saying Oh look there's nothing We can do to stop it So we might as well Just embrace it boys That's my motto Alright Have you seen who's got The Charlie Chaplin 3's on Oh what You said it was The Charlie Chaplin 4's earlier Now they've gone down Yeah they've gone down bro I think you look good today bro Thank you Thank you I had to put on my best club It's a big day But I won't say too much But I ain't in my overdraft anymore Yeah good for you Mo Because um Let's just say My kids kids are good You boys are there for me Yeah you know

21:31Chip:Wait Can I be the godfather? Yeah Yeah sweet

21:35Cal:Shit that's valid If you die He's the I'll raise your child He's the like Father in love I ain't really rockin' with that I'm just the godfather Shit Godfather sounds low-key cool I don't feel like you'd hug your kids Nah he's very cold isn't he? Yeah You know he's gonna grow You know a lot of people have said that But I think Cal will raise him well There'll be fucking no messing about Like if one of them does something bad I was probably just slumping them. Yeah. Right. Okay. That's, that's, that's not what I do. And I know, and I know we can't like publicly say it, but what sort of,

22:09Chip:is this an AI video? Am I getting,

22:11Cal:I'm not going to like, that's your way of doing it, bro.

22:16Chip:I'm not battering kids.

22:18Cal:No, not now. You know, you know, I'm trying to like jump in. Fucking hell, save me bro. Do something, do something. We're going down like Titanic again. oh fucking fuck it first it's a liver and now it's our whole careers oh you're making it worse titanium liver he's battering kids he's just fucking doing shout it over me again just shout it over anyway anyway fucks anyway sorry bro let me just keep interrupting you it's alright just shout at me if you need any cash or anything what are you waiting for oh this is the most degenerate recording they did say you get more brain rock when you joined this is what you think about recently what I could like I could just lean into like never settling down and having a family like I could just keep all my money and just just live like a king for the rest of my life yeah wouldn't be anything wrong with that yeah

23:12Chip:enjoy yourself bro are there guys or girls that do that there's gotta be they're just saying I don't wanna be with a partner I'm a free spirit yeah just like I am it's me I'm solo queuing keeping all my money Xbox in the bathroom Cereal for breakfast I mean

23:31Cal:Cereal for breakfast

23:32Chip:Fuck

23:33Cal:You could become like a little You could just fucking be Like a sex tourist or something Bro

23:36Chip:Why do you always go No but you know Why are you out of ruin We're just having a little convo About living life without kids Yeah I was just toying with the idea That like Hey this is just a social norm I could just Just raw dog this whole thing Are you saying that though Because you're worried That you're not gonna find someone No No No No. No, I was also thinking I might actually just be a dad in the next few years and see what happens. When was the last time you went on a date? Like an actual date? We're talking like December. And what did you do for the date? I can't imagine. I'm a walk sort of guy.

24:14Chip:So you went to what? Yeah, a little nature. That's quite nice though. I kind of respect that. It's all fun and games until some people walk past and go, yo family. And then you get a message on Snapchat later on saying seeing you walking your ting around reservoir. I was like, can't go anywhere these days. that tabloid fucking Harrogate TMZ I was like just duck because I don't and they're going to take photos just cover your face getting mental I've tinted the windows you'll be alright sweetheart well they know there's the bender from a mile away so I can't have you ever have you ever is that the only date that what are the every date I've gone on or like just meeting a girl has always been that so I've never like gone to a dinner and sat down or like a bar no no not up in Harrogate Yeah, I guess.

24:57Cal:Nah, he got Dead Rabbit. Decent spot. Not the spot, but... It's Fat Badger. It's like everybody... Fat Badger. That's such a good name. Fat Badger. Nah, it's Dead Rabbit. Anyway, yeah, where he goes. You took us there when we went around for his videos. Shouldn't have said that, no. It's going to be a meet and jeet next time I go. It's like that anyway, no? Yeah, a little bit. That must be kind of annoying, though, because you've only got one place that everyone goes to in like a small village and now you're at this level. Nah, there's a lot of spoons. Or are people just constantly coming up to you?

25:23Cal:Is one in London? no there are people yeah like a guy come up to me and be like ask for a photo and then comes back and be like I'm so sorry for bothering you bro and then chews my ear off for 10 minutes and I'm like nah it's fine bro and then he comes back like my mate is saying I'm being annoying actually I'm sorry bro and I'm like yeah nah yeah

25:37Chip:so go to Spoons what date is this going up? this is going out next week on the yeah so the 11th is it is it okay I didn't know whether you'd moved down to 11th no the 13th or 14th soon I'm so excited for that I've done everything now every payment everything everything oh shit it's done everything so they made you pay all up front yeah yeah up front that must be brutal apparently that's normal though yeah i think that's like me like every time i

26:02Cal:came out with anything they're like no it actually is quite common in london i think to do that like most of the places when i was going for some somebody be like oh i'll be like oh i'll pay a year up front they're like yeah other guys offer two years up front and i'll be like who the fuck is doing yeah they're like they're like student international students i'm like yeah fairs i can't compete with that yeah my last tenant paid three years up front and i'm like oh how am i meant to compete with you. No, go outside. I guess if you're just a young goon tuber with no like actual... If you've got no tax returns, you're kind of like, fuck.

26:31Yeah. What am I going to do?

26:32Chip:Because this is what I'm saying, your rise has been so quick that the crash is going to be crazy. That's probably why they want so much up front because they know... Yeah, he could fall off. Yeah, his fall off's imminent. They don't know about this whole thing.

26:44Cal:They don't know about this ship. Yeah, I like that. You're putting your fingers in many pies. Yeah. Is that the saying?

26:50Chip:It is. Yeah, that is good. Yeah, that's actually the first time. I checked. You got one right, yeah. Holy shit, I've done something correct. You're leveling up. Thank you, guys. I'm really working on myself. What's the one thing that you're most excited for when it comes to moving down? I just think like all the boys are kind of unemployed as well. Because like where I live, it's like, oh, you boys won't do anything. Now I've actually got a job. It's like, fucking hell, grow up. So now I can just like, I mean, you guys kind of do have nine to fives, really. It's still free run, though. Yeah, a lot of paddle.

27:19I'm going to get some morning paddle. I want to get in a good routine, wake up early. Ice bath on the balcony. Oh, you're going to put one on there? Yeah. I'll use it once. Yeah, that's always the way, innit? Yeah. There's no way I'm actually doing that. What are you going to do about a car? I'm going to keep my car for a bit. I can just leave it up north and then be like, if this is getting stupid, I'll just get rid of it. But I don't need one here.

27:42Cal:Why don't you give it away on the vlog? No, I'm all right. I'll do one of their little raffles, mate. What quid to under the bender? I feel like them raffles, seriously. I think they make a lot of money Yeah They do They print Can we do a road trip I feel like it's kind of like A big road trip In the Bender It can do Yeah Or the camper shagging I've got options Oh yeah sure Yeah That's a sport car What? Should we take both? Yeah we could do The camper shagging is just Rotting in a car park somewhere With just We're just snus and white monster That's so key We're going proud Next to the boys Or something right?

28:14Cal:What? Yeah I saw it earlier with the boys We're doing now Going on Saturday Come back Sunday little bender this weekend 24 hours

28:23Chip:we're doing like 24 hours in Prague is that the place that we went to for the time, Emmett?

28:28Cal:if you want to

28:28Chip:no no no? is that the place for the caves?

28:36Cal:nah Budapest no

28:39Chip:because yeah you, me, Bez went to did a night out there I woke up the next day I went to Prague recently

28:45Cal:to be fair yeah

28:47Chip:I think it is bro

28:48Cal:it is, yeah no no it's not no no Budapest is in Hungary no yeah what's that got to do with anything

28:54Chip:you were saying you were going to Budapest we were saying Prague which is in oh did we go to Budapest yeah you went to Hungary

29:00Cal:yeah a little 24 hours there a little crazy moment yeah if you want you just casually drop plans like really last minute and that's just no that's not how they roll man I only we only just said it today I just found out now as well don't worry about it yeah I thought you were saying this week and I I'll just go on the side to be fair you're the kind of guy that could do that

29:18Chip:You know what I reckon could be your downfall. I'm just still thinking about it. Like all the different scenarios, right? I reckon a downfall might be. No, I'm not manifesting. I'm just, maybe it's, I'm alerting him to about potential pitfalls here. It's actually that you do fall in love. That mad quick. I have a feeling that when you actually find somebody that you really like it, like it could be currents. I'm just getting butterflies even thinking about it. Go try. No, this girl the other day said she doesn't like tomatoes and I was like, fuck. That's beautiful.

29:51I applied with a photo of like Bruce Wayne from the Lego movie when he's like, looks at that girl for first time. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, maybe. I don't know though because I'm like, I don't think I'd ever sack off a vlog for a ting.

30:05Chip:I don't know. You know, that's the biggest downfall of most YouTubers. What if I've just become a little couples channel? That's what I mean. I would never do that. I could never. Oh yeah, but the problem is you put her in, this is what happens. You put her in one vlog. Thanks. Long bangs And then they're like Oh yeah I got a 10 out of 10 On the last one Let me wheel her out again

30:21Cal:What do you reckon He's like in front of Like a girl that he likes Like can you keep He puts the lads in the head Nah can you keep this You know like The band that you have with us Can you keep this up Yeah yeah Can this be like Can you do this in front of Like I think I almost do it too much To the point where it's like Oh we're just mates Oh okay I'm not even trying to Riz you up anymore Let's talk about goons Nah some boys like Get mad serious And around a girl like Go mad stoic Think about you every day I'm awake Yeah

30:49Cal:65 days of meditation, Marcus Aurelius.

30:56Cal:Angels and dick. Fucking hell bro, just nonstop air balls all the time. That actually stops 0 % hit ratio. You got to throw enough shit at the wall.

31:07Chip:Get it right. Just get the quote right. You were there. You were there.

31:11Cal:Real rage bait.

31:13Chip:All right, let's watch this clip here. This is funny. It's annoying. Every time I watch things like this, I just don't know if it's AI or not. So is this real? I don't think this is real. Jin snaps the swing. It's scary.

31:24Cal:He's been doing so well to escape the fat allegations from me. He actually has lost a fair bit. Oh my. Like I actually stopped calling at him for a while. I reckon they knew it was a bit knackered and all that. Let's just give it a bit of a taste. Yeah, I think you could hear it. It does look a bit shit. It's just a kid swing. He's in good nick now, Jinj. Yeah, and he lost a lot of weight. No, mate, honestly, he looks like, look at him now, he looks healthy. They're just always breaking shit, though. It's like Silverstone all over again. Yeah. That's some respect.

31:54Chip:Oh, yeah, whatever happened after that Silverstone? I don't know, I think it was clear. Ginge made that TikTok there, just outside the police station, like, oi, shout me, fresh home. So good. The amount of middle-aged men that were like, you're not actually fucking hard, you idiot. It's just like, bro, such a me, I feel like middle-aged men really diss Ginge in the comments, I don't know why.

32:16Cal:yeah he's ginger it's just an easy target innit yeah like

32:20Chip:he's been on a good little clip farm session recently the one where he sends a voice note saying he's gonna nick the guy's bird and then he says she's 15

32:29Cal:he was reacting to our clip of us calling him the best creator recently

32:34Chip:did we say that

32:35Cal:yeah it was our list he dropped me a text like thank you so much bro you don't understand how much this means to me considering I used to watch the fellas I was like fucking hop off it bro

32:45Chip:Did he actually send that to you? No, of course he fucking didn't I was going to say I didn't get that text Yeah, because you don't really know him like that No, I do He texted me about cards We talk about Oh yeah, shit He sent me a young card I said, bro That was so three weeks ago

32:58Cal:I'm off that shit now I'm off See what I did there? I stopped myself Yeah A little bit later We're getting there We're getting there though He was nudging me when I was with him Like, get cards Get me in the card money mafia I was like, nah It's a mafia for a reason, bro They fucking run the Monopolize all scene there's no way into that there's no way in it's mad I literally was like went to Fanatics with Bez and Chazza spent like 1.2 grand on that box probably the best thrill of my life pulling that R9 everyone around me crazy AB you made it we fucking love you bro so I get on eBay and order a one and a half grand reverence get nothing on stream with Cal and then it's like nah this isn't the one keep bidding on whatnot just like fuck you need that hit again like something do it I should go Fanatics tonight we could we could just go but I just thought the other day I've got a couple bits to get the street is saying this R9's worth like four or five grand who's paying it bro it will put it on eBay you'll see bet it sells I don't think anyone buys that bro seriously of course they do he thinks do they he thinks they don't sell he's thinking like oh people say it's worth that like let's say I pulled a fucking one of one Spider-Man with the rips in them from the Marvel thing it's worth 10 to 20 grand he's thinking who's actually going to pay that though this is what George Clark was saying to me backstage he was like bro it's not worth that snap out of it

34:12Chip:Nah people do And I deleted Whatnot Yeah To be fair People do Say swear I didn't like that at all What Say swear What was that You deleted Whatnot Yeah I'm out of it bro Nah that's a Whatnot's actually an issue That's a real fucking

34:28Cal:Can we just address that That is actually an issue That's a real punch to the gut For me you know No but it's like There's one thing Unboxing it in person And it's like You get all this fun Little like experience Whatnot's just like Don't kill my bad man I spent my whole life on that Spent like 700 quid And then you just watch Some open niche And you're like I've got no physical anything from 700 quid you do you get all through the post well yeah and then in the post you get given some like normal match attacks you can spend the whole evening and whatnot I'm boys with Baron the host now and streamers and shit they'll be like yes Chip because you're paying for their dinner yeah he clip farms in the comments what do you mean I'm paying for the fuck they are making money off me they'll be making a lot I feel like yeah I reckon

35:02Chip:some of the some of the bigger guys obviously I just thought

35:05Cal:they were gassed because they're endless celebs

35:08Chip:that's me you're actually the type of guy going there there's like 30 other people and then you type in then everyone goes chip chip chip and

35:15Cal:you're just there like soaking it all in yeah no i like i like to play the humble card you know i just like to talk normally versus what versus how you should shut up i've seen the way you moving them chats bro i'll be like having conversation yo i want the kids and shit bro like say hello to larry for me little fucker anyway larry anyway let's get anyway let's get It says Breakers Delight. Come on. Breakers Delight. Yeah, I was in last night. Cut myself a little Magneto. Do you want to buy some cards off me? I'm getting out the game. Oh, yeah?

35:48Chip:Which one? Can I get the R9?

35:50Cal:Yeah.

35:51Chip:Yeah, I got two and a half. You actually can. Two and a half? Yeah, I'll comp it. We'll take a look at what they went for. Drink piss and yum shit.

35:58Cal:How about that? Yeah, fairs. Thing is, because I've been making friends with all the guys, when I get no hits, they'll send me a hit still. Really? Yeah, two days ago Got a little signed Griezmann card in For no reason What?

36:12Chip:Yeah You must be glazing in that Yeah Or just spending loads of money

36:16Cal:That's definitely the one People in high places Right Take that one on me I'm not gonna lie There's never been anything I think like my mum was so rattled About like Just how much I was spending How did she know? Because all the cards would rock up to hers Well I'd just tell them How much was that? How much was that? And I'd be like Oh I bid like 800 quid And she was like Oh how much is this? with I was like probably like 50 quid and she's like what the fuck are you doing and then I'm like posting on Snapchat like oh I just got this Levin Doski and I was like you know what I'm actually letting the family down did you tell them about the watch what watch the Cartier Santos yeah yeah that was like my birthday I was buying myself a birthday present so that's fine buy yourself a birthday I like that

36:54Chip:yeah nice Chip was gonna get a little wait you did you bought a Seiko

36:58Cal:yeah I bought a little 75 pound watch with everything that's just happened I had to treat myself yeah

37:03Chip:that's nice look at this thing this thing fresh off of ASOS this little bad boy right now

37:07Cal:I like that you know it's nice that you do that considering you actually have a couple expensive watches well you can't wear them around London it's just expensive watches to me they're not they don't they don't tickle my balls that much I've always really liked watches I've always watched a lot of watches YouTube they are nice I wouldn't want like a mad collection but just like a live rotation yeah I think maybe I would buy something humble I'll eventually buy one reasonably priced one that'll probably be it

37:31Chip:reasonably priced one don't be out of touch here bro if it's anything over a grand it's not reasonably priced is it

37:36Cal:yeah relative to me it is if they hold their value you could argue it's reasonable

37:41Chip:yeah I mean my do you want to know so I've spent a fortune on watches and let me tell you how much I'm down oh can you actually just view like a live stock of it yeah because I put it in an app

37:51Cal:also I did want to go into a watch shop the other day but it was low key like I get shy to go into stores no I when I went to Cartier by myself I felt like I feel like I've got like postage syndrome I'll be in there like I shouldn't be in there and they're probably laughing at me like looking around and I go up to them be like oh like is this in stock and they just turn around go that's a fucking 36 month wait unless you're a fucking yeah that's all i felt do you know what that is fucking what i want scotty pippy rolex show some fucking respect so i've lost uh on average 20 on my watches oh nice that's

38:26Chip:got me gas to get one so now to be fair though the majority of that comes from my very first watch that I got, which was a Hublot. Oh, that Nico guy hates them. Are they not good? No, they just don't hold their value very well. They're a bit of a fraud as far as the watch community goes. To be fair, though, we say that. My AP is down, you know? Just saying that. That's down 25%.

38:48Cal:Is there an app to, like, monitor the value of your watches? Yeah. Oh, that's kind of interesting.

38:54Chip:And then my Cartier Santos has kept its value. Yeah, so I'm up. Huh? I'm up. Yeah. How bad is it like actually wearing a watch around London? You can't. Is it like, how bad are we talking? You can't. You can't. You literally can't. And not only that, but like people, it doesn't get reported around very often, but all the time there's stabbings in West London for people's watches. Yeah. It's mad that you'd stab before just asking. Sorry, sir. Would you mind handing over your watch? No, I'd like to keep it. All right. Yeah, but you got to give it. Well, jokes on you, you fucking muppet. Well, the rules is like, oh, man, I did ask.

39:32Chip:Sorry about that, but I did ask. No, but if someone asks...

39:36Cal:I think if somebody asks me for my watch, I'm going, yeah. It depends. I'll analyze the situation. If I think I'm quicker than them, then I'm gone.

39:44Chip:And you're not very quick. I am. But that would be the problem. You think you'd be quicker than somebody. You're going, oh, shit. You've got to see what train is. Can I just do a bleep test or a loaded vid or something?

39:53Cal:Bleep test ain't about sprinting, though, is it? No. you'd actually be shit at a bleed test I bet too heavy you actually would I'm not heavy nah but you just got no oh you actually do paddle a lot maybe you'll have okay cardio I've got explosive

40:07Chip:oh okay

40:08Cal:he's gonna struggle

40:08Chip:how fast do you couldn't even run a 5k that's not about speed that's about endurance no that's what we're talking about I'm talking about endurance

40:16Cal:oh right yeah I can't run a 5k annual crime rate no need is 4.9 crimes per 1 ,000 people that seems like a lot 3.2 % that's pretty high What's that? The crime of getting mugged in London. You're talking about watches. It's 376 % as August 2075. That's class. I love my area.

40:34Chip:It's up 3X, almost 4X. Nah, it's a good place to live. I'm telling you, you don't wear anything expensive. You know what? I'm not even going to lie. Sometimes I wear those Travis shoes, bro, and I just think someone's going to come up and just walk home barefoot. I think they are just looking for phones and watches. Maybe, yeah. Yeah, I hope. If somebody asks for my shoes, it's a long day, man. I'll be walking home in my shop. I actually think I'd just post this on my Instagram and go outside King's Cross someone try it a day yeah let us film it for Loaded because that'll be fucking class because we can have violence and stabbings you could talk your way out of it this is what I always think I feel like I could talk my way out of anything yeah you could talk your way out of it I'd be like listen bro

41:12Cal:this ain't you yeah put the knife down or as I showed mate you got family I'm gonna take care of them yeah first of all right now you could take this watch you could take 10 grand but what about 50 grand I got that for you if you let me go home and I'll come back exactly and just go back up north wait here be like my daughter was a track star she ran a six minute mile you know they just get chefed up yeah I don't think that's and then he turns yeah it's just so foreign to me that the idea of like people just riding horses around my gaff yeah they're not doing all that all that pillaging

41:46Chip:you know fuck behaviour fuckery yeah exactly that um yeah it just doesn't I'm glad I'm out of that life hot nah I hear it same bro because I I was going down a bad path I pulled my way out of it

42:04Cal:nah you know what I love is those Essex like Essex podcasters that they're and they'll always like kind of reference like they got themselves out of that life and they're like 17 years old I see cracks and everyone in the comments just knows them from their areas like bro yeah like bro you went to my grammar school chill yeah yeah that's kind of like what everyone from my era is like like everyone who's like turned into a dealer or anything they're all from really good families they've just gone to Bradford and been like oh let me be a part of your thing why is that social circles trying to be cool

42:33Chip:yeah it must be like

42:35Cal:oh I'd be cool you know what's cooler picking up a book at the library knowledge knowledge yeah exactly go read a book go to the gym exactly take a book to the gym take a fucking leaf out of our books. Is that the right saying? Take a leaf out of the book? Take a page. They're never going to land if you're asking if it's the right saying every time. But it's not meant to land. Jim, you skipped Jim yesterday.

43:00Chip:I know, but that was because I was at a meeting until 7.30.

43:04Cal:7.30, bro. I was in the gym.

43:06Chip:Yeah, but in that meeting I had three beers.

43:08Cal:Yeah, you know, once you've had at least three, it's like... And I was going to go today,

43:11Chip:but now we're on the side and so what can I do? I'm doomed.

43:15Cal:Let's go paddle. I'm going to skip tonight's gym just to drink with you boys. as just a celebration of life. Oh, we drink like am I staying in London sort of drink? Yeah, I think it's our motive. It's got a little shoot tomorrow, but don't worry about it. It can probably come along if you want. I'm good, bro. I've got shit to do.

43:29Chip:We're filming a loaded thing. We've got our LAN party. Went Thursday, that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would have happened by...

43:35Cal:Oh, yeah, it's kind of long for you. You've got to come back Thursday too. What day is it? Oh, fucking hell. Why don't you just stay? Yeah. At that point, that's a bit long, yeah. I've only got one pair of pants. Yeah, you can go and shop. We'd pay you enough money now in your shop. Man finds out about shop. What, so now I've got to go shopping for new undergarments? There's a Uniqlo around the corner. Oh, sick, yeah. What's the main game of choice going to be in the lamp eye? It's Modern Warfare 2. Sick. You wouldn't have played that. We're discussing it today because we think we've made a small mistake here because Modern Warfare 2, as good as it is, the graphics are low-key a little bit cooked, and there's no sliding, the gameplay's a bit slower, and AB, Jakey and Chaz won't have even played it.

44:18Cal:No, I just think all CODs are mad overrated and dead. I'd have to hot take. So, that's fine. Well, you just dropped that one. No reason there.

44:26Chip:Yeah, I'm sorry. I've just always hated CODs.

44:28Cal:Wait, why aren't we doing like an MW3 or something? I think Josh is trying to set up Black Ops 2 as well. Okay. So, but it's going to be good. Like, there's forfeits, there's like bounties for the round and shit. Oh, shit. So like, we started around it, but like, oh, whoever kills Carl's first gets this. Oh, we're playing each other. 4v4 yeah we just get back wait so are you gonna be shit then are you not good at COD no no you know what I just don't like how I can't get invested in it if I know I'm respawning that's why I love Rainbow Six Siege like if I'm dead Search and Destroy yeah we're doing this it's not the same it's like Rainbow Six is just a better version of Search and Destroy yeah first oh wait different generation whoever gets A beyond the team's cut yeah

45:06Chip:how are we gonna do it we're gonna you and me draft yeah you

45:09Cal:I don't know how we're doing it I think we should do it at the moment it's you two draft We'll draft or spin the wheel at the beginning of the video.

45:14Chip:No, we should draft it. I think you're going to draft.

45:16Cal:But we need to... Are you two the best, you reckon? Nah, there'll be better people than us. Who else is coming? Theo will be good.

45:21Chip:Will he? Nah, he always says he was...

45:24Cal:He used to say he was number one in sabotage. If he rocks up and gets dogged on, it's going to be a tough day for him. I feel like he will. Chaz and Jake will be all right. They're good at games. You might be the worst, yeah. Reeve will be okay. We got Mario Kart? Nah, it's just called you. I just called. Fine. It'll be good, though. I'll be good at that I'll get battered and I'll enjoy it yeah I think it's just like shots for the losing team stuff like that yeah alright be a good video of that yeah

45:47Chip:sounds good yeah so yeah anyways we got that that on Thursday what's Friday Friday morning oh it's my mum's 50th today boys oh happy birthday happy birthday

45:58Cal:season aging like fine wine sweet one

46:00Chip:yeah wait can you get a picture of she's the most beautiful woman of all time so I'll get to know I've never met her why have you never interviewed you've met my whole family

46:07Cal:I have met your whole family I haven't

46:09Chip:wait hold on I even met guys. Yeah.

46:12Cal:You haven't met guys, no? No.

46:15Chip:I haven't met anyone.

46:16Cal:I met your sister. Guys are kind of crazy aura, you know? Yeah, he does. I can imagine. The kind of guy that you shakes your hand and he fucking squeezes it off you and he goes, you all right?

46:25Chip:I see. I don't rate guys that overdo a handshake. What I do is I drag him in again.

46:31Cal:He's not overdoing it, though. He's just very strong. He's a builder, bro.

46:34Chip:Stop glazing your own stuff. Nah, it's weird, bro. You should see this guy's car. No, he's actually just so strong. He's got such big muscles that he doesn't do on purpose.

46:42Cal:He's calves, bro. His fucking hip flexors are top notch. Fucking titanium hip flexors on him. Good glutes. Everything built to perfection, bro. Jack really? They ain't ever made a man like this before.

46:56Chip:What you're telling me is he's doing up your mom different.

47:00Cal:What the fuck, bro? No, you're just saying. It's a hell of a religious household, bro. Mature, busty milk. Wait Hey guys You're gonna be watching this Mum I'm sorry For this Happy birthday Happy 50th Happy 50th I text her like I hope that

47:17Chip:He gives you Them titanium glutes I actually I text her saying like

47:24Cal:Oh happy 50th Didn't know Numbers went that high Oh really

47:28Chip:So you just Slanked your own mama Can we do a little video A little video Happy 50th From the fellas Yeah As long as you don't keep it too crazy no no it's all good okay

47:44Cal:hey my little mama bear

47:50Cal:we just wanted to wish you a happy 50th here from myself Kyle and the new third host AB Alfie Buttle he's only young

47:58Chip:wait do you do baby voice with your mama bear what's going on

48:02Cal:mama bear they're taking the piss out of me mama bear make it stop please stop them now and no pickles for Friday what send that as well nah don't send her that if I ever meet that would ruin comfortable now that she's like her first impression nah you don't understand that I've always been a bit of a clown at my gas so this is normal for my mum she'll be like yeah classic

48:26Chip:what to have AB daggering her from a distance would you dagger in there bro I don't see him

48:30Cal:he was up there I was going mad I won't send that down for fuck's sake I was actually going to send that as well. That was a nice video. Well, let me tell you something.

48:39Chip:If you want to FaceTime your mother right now, I think it would be good for the podcast. Nope, nope. I think it would be good for the podcast.

48:44Cal:No, no, because my mum won't want to be on thing. Is she like hella private? She works in government and shit. We can blur her voice.

48:51Chip:Warwick's in the government. Bro, she's a fag. She's a community support officer.

48:55Cal:Fuck, what the fuck? They do a lot, bro. No, I know. They actually do a lot. But you know. The community wouldn't be safe without her. All right. they just tell kids to stop playing ball games and car parks she is a beautiful woman right well that you should respect her and leave her alone she has the perfect body don't you did tell me she was like the milf in school or your mate didn't say that just said she had a perfect body completely different things you idiot nah that's just what Arthur said about his mum in a loaded bit once yeah I know but you've made it way weirder him yeah but it's obvious because he was getting really into it she had a perfect body I didn't even say it like that But thank you See this whole show Can run it

49:41Chip:You know what's so jarring Is since you've been going to the gym You always Don't stop squishing

49:48Cal:I spent 27, 8 years being a stick No, 30 I put on a bit of weight at 27 But I was like 50kg up until about 24 Just get a load of that bro I'm proud of you let's just say bro I'll always like I'll always give you your flowers thank you but you weren't there yet I'm not there yet but like if they want to know we fucking let's just cool it a little bit until after winter and then you can start moving a bit if I ain't there yet what are you because we got the same build now gotta stop this bro I've seen a lot of comments saying oh AB's getting out mugged it's because they see me crash out on Snapchat so now they're trying to rage bait me I'm like nah you don't understand it's a fucking angle and the lighting's on him I swear to God we're going to get you up fucking leg day we're going to do it bro

50:36Chip:oh my god you're getting gymmed out

50:38Cal:fully long that's the one thing I can't you defend the leg can I you know what let me put you onto my split bro

50:46Chip:oh my god to be fair you can't really gym the car that's the one muscle so to be fair you're doing alright mate cheers so why don't you do leg day alright chill out I'm a my protein athlete you're chatting to an athlete an athlete? she into it? this is how much of an athlete he is 10 minutes into a friendly football match he started throwing up that's my athlete let's go in hindsight I did rip a three dot like just before I started running so I was kind of seeing everything in double decker fuck in hindsight in double decker those two G films and I was like fuck I could do with that yeah that'd be great

51:26Cal:make a much better video what was that about? stop looking at my muscles bro the gyno's poking through oh shit nah you brought me back to reality bro oh shit wait I've got a fucking gyno

51:38Chip:wait when are you actually gonna get a surgery for that

51:40Cal:yeah I'm just like still going a bit just to see just in case if like the chest hides it a bit okay because it's long to get once you get the surgery I think you do have to take four to six weeks off the gym that's alright though mate you took 27 years off it

51:53Chip:you'll be alright

51:54Cal:yeah that's true also that's just what they're saying online obviously with the titanium liver I'm probably gonna have some titanium nipples as well nah probably the recovery's probably gonna be like a day yeah I hear that you know what I mean yeah just get on the peptides bro shit well no you know I've got my cycle all written down ready to go when does that start he's got D-ball Decker he's got everything he's got a serious you too that's an inside gym let me it's not inside knowledge I don't actually know he's got this much knowledge and it's kind of worrying what you no him oh right so we're gonna be 2 grams of test 1.5 grams of trend Decker one grams D-ball 50 milligrams Insulin Gonna get a bit of insulin Wait is this real Is this real or is this like a meme thing?

52:34Cal:These are all real Roy's Gonna do some HGC 120 of cleanse This is like Mr. Olympia's stats So that's my first cycle Keep it simple A little Ronnie Coleman stat Yeah you know how it is

52:46Chip:So when are you actually starting the

52:49Cal:No I can start it whenever I want Oh really? It's just long enough Cause I don't want to start I want to kind of get a bit bigger first And then I can be like I did it on my own yeah you might as well okay otherwise people are just gonna say oh he's only in good shape because he fucking took um yeah but you're not doing tests to get in good shape you know people won't understand that and people won't listen oh fine I'll just be bringing my tests almost to normal but they'll be like nah he's fucking riding to the gills but it is up since going to the gym right yeah it's the tiniest bit oh really not nothing like it's up to the point where it could just be up based on the day I wonder why you actually have low tests maybe it's like your diet it'll be dire years of just fucking abusing the system chilling on the fucking computer gooning away.

53:29Cal:Drinking's really bad for Tess Austria. A lot of drinking. A lot of drinking. God forbid a guy gets sendy from time to time. Fuck. Dare I suggest Moonshine Saloon tonight, boys? No. Let's get a little bit sendy. I don't want to get for a video. You don't want to get what? I don't want to get dressed up. You don't have to. Oh, I just know he's going to go all out for it though and do the accent the whole time. After two drinks you're going to be Latin. Y 'all in my saloon? Yeah, this is what I mean, bro. I've seen a couple fillers like you. Since the GTA roleplay server got shut down You just

53:57Chip:You the sum of a bitch By the way that lasted like a week Yeah

54:01Cal:You guys hardly did I didn't want to play without him And the second I started playing He was like Nah I don't like this anymore Yeah I went off it I just There's only so much you can Pratt about Pretending to be a GTA character Where you're like I actually need to level up in real life And stop mucking about You know We could have fucking changed the roleplay game though We were better at it than most people I think they're just sacking it off to GTA 6 Me and Saleem would have gone fucking crazy on them Yeah Saleem is a go actually That's what I'm saying Oh what Saleem Salim Full send guy Nah Nah He's a roleplay guy He's good though He's just this like Indian bloke He's just like Runs the server Yeah he's just like He's just god Yeah He's like an old Asian man in the server But like you get locked in prison Salim will just walk into your cell And you're out Makes no sense Oh what So you just run Special powers yeah Wow Nuts guy Crazy aura Yeah that's Rest in peace times two Rest in peace You only had one session I got one session in there And that was it You bought like a full fit and yeah people were saying that it was one of the best they've ever seen and i was like yeah they were saying he's built for that yeah that's why i'm going to you left because me and you would have been the combo of the fucking well just wait till six comes out and then yeah but the thing is when six comes out then you're gonna have to wait another year or a few years honestly people are gonna just be playing the normal game yeah rockstar themselves like i had they either acquired yeah they started buying they bought like the main pixel no pixel Did they buy them?

55:22Cal:Or was it a partnership of some sort? But anyway, they've obviously done that so that they can actually have control over the RP because they know it's going to happen. So why wouldn't you just want it to be under your rules and make money off it too? Makes no sense. Yeah, I also just think when GTA 6 comes out, there's going to be so much to it. And if someone goes, oh, get on my RP modded server, you're going to be like, nah, I don't need to fuck up with this game. It's already sick. It will always get modded though. No, it will. But like that only becomes fun when the game's dead. We've only got about, We ain't got long on it before we have to jet off to New York.

55:53Cal:Oh, yeah. Well, I'm just going to be playing out there as well. Yeah. Well, we're going to go to New York for a month. You're in, aren't you, bro? Yeah, yeah. Six weeks, actually. Six weeks, yeah. I'll just vlog for every game. So when's the first game against Stanley? 11th, July the 11th.

56:07Chip:No, no, no, no. I think it's 14th. 14th. I think we want to go out on the 11th.

56:11Cal:So you want to go out on the 11th and then you come back on like the 20-something of July because the 19th is the final. This could be a right mission. I tell you what actually would you stay out if England would you short on your trip if England just go out early no because if I've paid for the spot I'll stay out there

56:24Chip:like you're going to pay for the yeah

56:26Cal:you have to get a gap very expensive as well yeah

56:30Chip:to the first games on the 11th yeah and then it ends on the first game's 11th yeah oh that's going to be so good you know yeah it's going to be and you'll be just darting around the US World Cup so we'll obviously well be loads of pods out there we've got to get our American brewskis on there get the basement yard

56:47Cal:Basically, yeah, hopefully get some other guys. I'd love to get Ryan Train on if we can. Yeah. That'd be good. Remember me. I have to be civilized on that one. I'll probably won't even, like, make a crack a single joke out of pure respect for one of the goats.

57:00Chip:Yeah, he's pretty serious.

57:01Cal:Yeah. I've got to watch him. He's quite religious as well, isn't he? So, like, Lord knows, I'm going to be on my knees glazing the fuck out of him the whole lot.

57:07Chip:Lord knows that you've just... You've already fucked it. You've fucked it. You said the Lord's name in bed. You're going to see this clip now. Correct. You're Jezebel. Shit. I've been watching too much yeah that's what she was calling them weren't it yeah Jezebel Jezebel and I was thinking nah that is actually where the word Jeze came from what's this from on that Ed Gein thing like because his mum's proper strong Christian he's like Jezebel Jezebel to this like slapper or something and uh I was just thinking like that's where it comes from it's mad that the bible to this woman

57:33Cal:that owned a bar right fucking show some respect bro

57:36Chip:someone's calling me oh right yeah just answer it on the pod that's my mum alright put her at live oh go on go on alright sweet one I'm just live on the pod right now. Oh.

57:48Cal:She's got a nice voice. Fucking hell. You just hang up on your mum, bro. I went live on the pod and she went, all right, I'll let you crack on. Nah, you just hang up on your mum.

57:58Chip:I swear to you, I just heard her talking. Mid-sentence, you deterred. Nah, I didn't. Bro, I'm at fucking work.

58:04Cal:Oi, let me just compliment the softness of that voice. She's got a really posh voice. Wow. She doesn't. How old is she? 51 that is not that old your mom just turned 50. What are we doing there? She's with me. God damn. She got me. Got me. Got me. Got me.

58:26Chip:Um, all right. Fair enough then. Uh, it is what it is. Would you do an episode where she can come on the pod? I feel like we need to, we, we know, we know each other's lore, but it's about your mom being on here. Like, why are you doing this? Like, neither of your parents have been anywhere near this pod. So like, why me? that's a logistics issue though my mum's based in Scotland she could just come down with you my gaff's not that far from Scotland Big Pee does what she wants it's like an hour drive it's not but you know that's enough I'd like to have her on what's her name Linda? nah Mum Pod Lanseray Claire Claire she sounds like a Claire oh shit Claire like the stores yeah you bought that fake name Hookland and Sinker oh yeah you're happy with that little zinger yeah so what's that shit name Claire Patrick not having people try to find her Heather.

59:11Fucking shit.

59:12Cal:Heather. Nah. She got a Jezzy name, bro. That's what the fuck. Oh, your mom's all right. Oldham Tart. Oldham Tart. Hey, bro. You ain't fucking wrong. What? Shit. Sorry, my fucking. It's her 50th birthday today. Chip O' Crime's got all of them in there. Spell her up right now. She's actually a lovely woman and you will show some respect. I'll show you. Those days are behind her.

59:39No one even mentioned anything, bro.

59:40Cal:My mum is so chill. She is like the most chill person of all time. She don't drink, she don't smoke. She don't do anything like that. She's just chilling, doing her own thing. Sounds fucking lame. What a boring mum. She's not lame. She's raising a high net worth individual. Oh, yeah. Fourth mic drop of a pot. Poor people with the audio just flinching. We don't call them poor people. Call them people on the way up. Call them scroats.

1:00:11Cal:Unbelievable. I was there once. Yo, you know, I just actually deeps it. You actually don't know what it's like to be, have no money. Do you? Yeah, you've never been in that shit. You're actually right. I'm not trying to dog on you, by the way. No, you should be looting for a lot. You actually don't know what that, like, you probably don't know what it's like to not be able to get what you want for Christmas and shit like that.

1:00:32Chip:Oh, no, stuff like that. No, no, no. That's not what I'm talking about. But genuinely, I started YouTube when I was 15.

1:00:37Cal:Yes, you've had money yourself. up and even even in even like 10 to 58 to 15 whatever when you were like oh i need this lead that your parents got you no no never don't never not like that peace snaps had that fucking house locked off covered mortgage was paid oh yeah no they weren't asking me to pay the mortgage

1:00:55Chip:okay fine i didn't have to bitch in you were all spawning broke we've all got nothing nah he did

1:01:00Cal:not spawn in bro bro that you do though bro once more when you family were like behind the pyramids and shit like they were that's i was in the trenches you were in the trenches what in international school and cairo yeah tough don't think that's the trenches bro oh you actually can't chat shit about egypt because mash tags banned from egypt no i'm not trying to share about i'm saying that that is a wealthy thing he went he went like ages ago and made a tiktok being like i thought he would be sick it's a fucking shit on he's just filming the street and it's like rubbish everywhere and then he was going with window kid recently they flew out got there, Mashag makes a TikTok like we're getting VIP treatment, they've whacked us on this private bus straight from the plane and he's like this is sick, big up air Egypt or whatever and then he's in an interrogation room and they're literally like, yeah you're not allowed in the fucking country.

1:01:47Wow! Yeah, because he just said it was a shit hole on TikTok and they didn't let him in. So then Windhoek is just there by himself like, fuck. So Windhoek got let in but Mashag didn't? Yeah, and he kind of just flew home pretty soon after but yeah, just fully not let in. Which is mad, you can kind of

1:02:03Chip:call somewhere a shithole and it's yeah but it's different like you think you know in the western world it's like that yeah over there you can't really go around not quite the same that's actually pretty crazy yeah that is quite mad yeah even get straight taken off the plane put on a bus and it's like yeah that's all good and then may that be a lesson what sort of lesson what gonna expand on that don't speak your mind is that what the lesson Respect. Yeah, you got to be respectful, but at the same time... If you think someone's next, you can say someone's next.

1:02:37Cal:Yeah, you can say, you can say. I mean, yeah. It would happen if you did the same thing about Dubai and stuff like that, wouldn't it? I don't think so. I've heard one about Dubai, something similar. Like, you're not allowed to slander the country online. Oh, no, you are. You are. Well, you are, but if you get caught doing it, it's a similar situation, I think. You've never been to Dubai? No. What was it? No, somebody did say something. and we oh my god yes we've had someone on the pod that had a story about this I swear oh was it his name his name yeah was it him said something about the Burge Cleef didn't he oh yeah and he got banned yeah no I can't remember he's still building crazy lore by the way yeah he's mental I don't get fed his content

1:03:19Chip:I don't as much but when I do it's still insane yeah yeah he's still up to mad shit all the time it's probably worth getting him back on if he's being up to like some pretty crazy stuff got the craziest i feel like his yeah like you said his law is always developing he's always doing yeah the comments are just like how is this guy experiencing this much shit non-stop it's always like he's on the side of a road like how are you there at that point that that thing has happened yeah it's the luckiest thing he gets on is when someone's crashing out and shitting themselves or something it's just like he just attracts that mad i don't know yeah i wonder why that is like some people just live with chaos around them all the time it's mental yeah no i don't know so where are you where are you trying to go to is there a place that you really want to go to next?

1:04:00Chip:Australia I know you said. I would say Australia. Is there anywhere else? You know how you did Japan for a bit? Yeah. I was always saying I want to go somewhere mad like Switzerland with Blue Lake but that's kind of what we did in Slovenia. I feel like I've kind of ticked that vibe off. Yeah you've done that. Probably Australia honestly. Yeah that's the only one. Kind of the final bit. Would you do like a Thailand job or something like that or not really? We've been in Vietnam. It's close enough. Right okay. I get the vibe. What would you eat? In Thailand? yeah they got lots of yeah they got we ranked them I'm not really that fussed about Thailand apparently it's just final bosses everywhere these days when was the last time you went on holiday well like not filming just for a kickback or even to be fair you could vlog your holiday I do yeah I vlog every trip but there's a difference between a trip usually you're going on a trip to do something or to film I guess Monaco wasn't that intense nah that's filming though they were there for a loaded film we did a couple pods there as well yeah one

1:04:57Cal:should we go on a little holiday boys nah

1:05:02Chip:that's what the fines are for man that's what the fines are for fines oh yeah

1:05:07Cal:our fines system yeah yeah but if people are going to kick off if we don't film the fine holiday no we'll film it but like very yeah but we're talking about non-filming holiday here where would we the thing is I wouldn't enjoy it if I wasn't filming it there you'd feel stressed yeah I'm just behind now like I need a video here

1:05:26Chip:yeah Australia man we'll be doing fellas fest in January full festival full festival I'll just be like

1:05:34Cal:head of production you guys shine on stage nah you ain't getting out of it and then I'll just be cashing in the same picture the thing is you enjoy being out there nah I don't I don't buy this act that you got going no I don't I don't there's too much going on my little mind can't lock in on that some of the clips from the last part of him just clocking out I think I just did it when you guys started this combo but I don't remember doing it and I just came back in I was like no but I knew you clocked out like not concentrating but in that clip you were literally just like like we can you know it's insane it's not there bro have you seen the clips then?

1:06:09I swear it's gone I don't mean to it from the one we just there's some really funny bits I think it was a Mitzi clip she literally like highlights like what the fuck is Chip doing like it pops up on screen oh I need to see this

1:06:20Chip:she she I was like his date does not work and I thought it was to do with the fact that you were like trying to think up of your next thing no no no I'm not which one was it

1:06:32Cal:let's get stuck in other thoughts that are not relevant to the pod and then fuck some up no it'll be higher it'll be one of the recent ones I hear it I hear it wait she uploaded loads yeah not that one oh it's this that's not that one yeah Alfonso I think it's funny that's really good

1:06:48Chip:no but somebody uploaded an edit of just you completely clocked out oh that one oh yeah it is here that one's in the chat I can put it. Let me. Wait here. She says, is Chip okay? No, there's an even better one. On the chat when it's zoomed in, it's insane. Let me show you the better one. Yeah, no, you're not. There's one. And I always wonder like, that's what it was like, but I would just be chatting to him. Yeah. In a solo. Yeah. So thank God you're here now. Cause it was dark days. Well, he was like staring dead up. This is me. That's not a photo by the way.

1:07:22Cal:This is actually, this is real. This is me. That's a video. I'm obviously thinking of something and then I go, what? Watch. Three, two, one, come in.

1:07:32Chip:What? This is insane, by the way. It's just mad.

1:07:36Cal:That is insane. That's not a photo. I feel embarrassed because I'm not meaning to do that, by the way.

1:07:40Chip:No, but you know what used to be the worst? And obviously, when it's us three, I don't mind that like, whatever. It doesn't happen too much when it's me. But what would be the funniest thing is when we'd have a guest on and he'd just clock out. And then I can see it in the corner of my eye. and then I had to speak louder and I'd be like, yeah,

1:07:58Cal:isn't that right, Chip? Where the fuck?

1:08:00Chip:Nah, exactly. Yeah, I'm all over that. But it was a good indication that I needed to come up with something better to talk about.

1:08:08Cal:You could have a good thing, but sometimes my mind will be like, yo, man, let's think about mortgages. Okay, so it's not even pod related. No, bro. I'll get stuck on one. You might say something and I'll think of something related to that. You might say, oh, Savina. and then I might be start thinking of that oh maybe I should change a thumbnail on that then it's gone mine's gone I'll be thinking about new forms maybe I'll change the title everything Jesus is that what ADHD is? I don't know it's hard to it's like overactive thoughts I think I don't know what the fuck yeah schizophrenia schizophrenia fuck I used to be so scared that I'd become schizophrenia because it happens when you're like early 30s late 20s like most of the time still time people in my family have got it So I was like, what skits?

1:08:53Cal:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I was obviously like, fuck and he got it at that age. And I was like, fuck like I, what your age? Yeah. I mean, my family. Well, so like in the next few years, you could, nah, I think I pass it. I swear it's late 20s. Type in when he develops skits for any. Oh,

1:09:07Chip:but I'm pretty sure it's at any point, bro.

1:09:09Cal:Nah, if this is the signs, it's not a signs. I don't have voices. I'm taking that chair, bro.

1:09:14Chip:I'm taking that chair, this is like a succession. Bro's already clocked it. Moving up the ladder. you're out how the fuck I'd actually love now wait nobody let's see Stan drop let's figure this out if you guys aren't listening I'd recommend just jumping on the video right now because it's going to be cold I've weirdly typed this a lot of times in my life it's just mild I was near I was near you did drop a K in there

1:09:42Cal:commonly between the ages of 16 and 30 though still can occur later between the 30s and 40 you're in that prime zone right now oh yeah I'll be actually sound though he's in the end zone because if they do come around what I've got more guys helping me what the boys is more ideas yeah you don't even understand this is going to be we are leaving a legacy behind let me fucking say that for sure there's one of you that's fucking five of me sends in three different messages I ask for a title he sends three different ones in I'm like right which chip am I chatting to one of them's a fucking gal and I'm tapped into both sides.

1:10:19Cal:But you know I didn't mean nothing by it. That's what Ed Gein says. I don't mean nothing by it. He sounds like winning the pew in that series. Ed Gein. I don't mean nothing by it. It's a big actor that plays him. How did we not think of Ed Gein? Charlie Huntsman. Charlie Huntsman. Huh? Is that Charlie Thurum or Thurum? I thought it was Huntsman. I don't know. I don't care. Ed Gein, to be honest. Oh, jeez. He's from Sons of Anarchy. I'm getting warm. I'm getting hot and bothered. Big deal. Shoot, twin. Shoot, twin.

1:10:52Chip:All right, guys. Look, we're going to wrap it up there. Yeah, we're going to do a little bit of loaded, actually. If you guys haven't already, head on over to loaded. Are we actually? Yeah. No, we're too loaded. Not, you don't have to do the bonus if you don't want, but we're going to do loaded bits. What do we have, Lee? What's on the menu? Okay, so we'll do those then. Can I do like a light down, relax thing? I might even just chill on the stairs If you're on the bonus you can do that Anyways guys Look guys if you guys do want to listen Over on the bonus app then obviously you can check out Loaded until Next time guys we will see you all later Toodaloo Peace and love