255. Window Kid On Hidden KSI Song Cameo, Robbie Williams Friendship & Close Calls With Mashtag!

13:07Cal:Is Banyu insane, is someone that looks like you or is that actually you? No, it's him. Oh my God, it is you. Oh my God. Oh shit. You look like Sam Smith there, bro. Watch out, watch out. Yo, they used to call me Sam Sniff on TikTok Live. Oh my God. I just squeeze the Supreme in as well, of course. That's how Sam Sniff is insane. Do you know SX as well? Yeah, yeah, of course. He's my boy, I love him. Good lad him.

13:31Chip:Yeah, he's brilliant.

13:32Cal:That red shrimp, forgot about that. how terrible was that? Oh,

13:36Chip:man, you're like, you're not even really an extra here. You're like quite a big character in this. Trust me, bro. It was so random. This was prime lockdown. This was. So how did, how did this come about then? Nathan's my boy, basically, bro. Like I've, I've been very good mates for years. He runs like a club in Zanty and stuff. And he'd like, bought me to come out and we just got along loads. And, um, it was like, yeah, I'm doing a song with KSI. I'm doing a video. I'd love for you to be in the vid. And I was like, yeah, yeah, let's go so I just pulled up bro and I was nowhere near as known then so I had like a little following but I was more just like mainly just be an actor I suppose I didn't realise you were in it this much you're struggling on the push ups I'm in the whole thing bro yeah man that's a sick bit of a lot

14:14Cal:yeah it is decent bro damn we had Nathan Doe on the pod yeah I know really early doors

14:19Chip:yeah he was actually fucking close yeah he's one of my nah I don't know if it was early doors it was actually don't know if you even existed bro what do you mean actually you know what You would have been like a prime Nathan Dore fan. No, I wasn't. No, he was a prime. I don't know about Nathan Dore. I've never had Nathan Dore to you. But, um, I've got your one with him. Oh, yeah. We did one. Lost Myself. It's a deep one. What's your favorite tune that you've done? What's the biggest tune that you've done? Biggest tune? Boozy. Made a song called Boozy. Yeah. Like a baseline tune. Just talking about getting steaming, believe it or not.

14:51Favorite tune? Who's creative one? I don't know. Maybe Boozy. Cardigan's up there for me Cardigan's done the rounds I think Cardigan it didn't blow up basically I wrote the Cardigan song like before lockdown I had the chorus and then I literally do you know Conductor producer called Conductor yeah yeah yeah I did it on a beat with him and then we couldn't clear the sample and then like a year went by I didn't chat to him so far try out another beat try out another beat and my management would like put me in studio with different producers and I'd be like alright let me try and basically it was like Greg just fucking record some different lyrics man And every time you go studio, you just keep using these same fucking bars.

15:27And I was like, just trust me, man. I've got something here. And then after like five more instrumentals, I put it on this beat, this beat that I've got it on now. And then, yeah, and then it just fucking popped. And now that's like my, when I do my shows, bro, everyone fucking goes mad for it. And I'm like, I fucking told you, man. That's one of all my mates, it just popped on TikTok as well.

15:44Chip:Yeah, that's it. Yeah. That's the key nowadays. You know, that's actually the sad decline sometimes you see of some musicians. Their management tell them that you got to be on TikTok, you got to be making it and you're just watching these musicians who have zero charisma on TikTok and it's just the toughest watch watching them trying to do trends to keep up because their management, their label have been like, you need to be on TikTok. And they'll do videos going, I'm not like this kind of guy. I'm not a promotional guy. But I've got to do this. And it's like, oh, don't say that as well. Just fucking either don't do it or do it.

16:13No, let me tell you,

16:14Chip:the biggest crime on TikTok are artists that go, my label are not letting me release this unless i get unless it bangs on tiktok yeah so guys i need you to run up the sound yeah no it's not a thing because they already know that this is gonna be their next single or whatever but they always spin this little guilt trip number and i'm just there i get mad i report yeah i report this remember the little reaura one where she was like

16:44Cal:Oh, was it not a tweet? 50 ,000 retweets. I dropped my album. I dropped my album right now. I got like 1K retweets. So what she did is she deleted it and came on with it and was like, oh, so sorry guys got hacked. No one releases. Hacked? Yeah. No. And she was like, no one releases my music without my say. So. It's a little Marlon number. I hear it. Imagine how I fooled the internet in seven days. Stage one, the crash out. Imagine how I have a group call and go, yo, what should I say? Should I say I got hacked? And they're all going, yeah, yeah, just say you got hacked. oh that must have been such a brutal

17:15Chip:like realisation because also it's kind of weird that she only got 1k retweets that's Rita Ora you'd expect that to come on it's 2020 it's because you feel forced though this is an old tweet yeah like prime Rita Ora I had to wear a t-shirt with her on at that time what were you a bit is that what you were on Mark would sell like a photo with Rihanna on it and I'd be like that's fucking hard everybody had that Miami on the back

17:37Cal:I saw my first tweet the other day you saw your first tweet yeah yeah I remember screenshotting it it was something like anyone want to play Fars I had zero followers you're begging for me who am I chatting to

17:49Chip:speaking into an empty room to be fair my first tweet was just watch the Martian was quite good how do you know your first tweet do you know mine was mine was this is a horror one you know pwnin noobs on MW2 what the fuck

18:09Cal:is that pwnin noobs I forgot that word existed What were you pwning them on? That's like a ruffle cop today Yeah, yeah, that is ruffle cop

18:18Chip:What were you pwning them on, sorry? Modern Warfare 2, MW2 Pwning noobs

18:22Cal:Pwning noobs, bro I used to speak like a proper emo on Twitter Because I fancy this golf girl, bro I put the dinosaur Dinosaur? You know them Just posting up sad Paramore lyrics Paramore lyrics How old are you? 31 31, alright, so yes Same era as what we're on then. Do you reckon you said, when you said pwning noobs, we'll go back to that, man. Yeah. Do you reckon you were saying it as like taking the piss? No, no, no, that's serious. Deadly stupid. No, no, it's serious. You just got pwned? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was asking them, but it's all right. I used to like, send like hate about my sister.

18:56Cal:I used to tweet hate about my sister and she was genuinely fine. What? Wait, what would you put? She was fine. Like, I'd be like, oh, pwns always treat my sister so much better than me. Five-year-old looking. I was going to be like, fucking fuck. Oh, trust me, man. I used to say some fuck shit. No, we don't need to scroll through. Relax, I want to find it. You won't find it. This Twitter account is like not the original Twitter account. Bro, can you find my first tweet, please? I don't. Are you sure you want that? No, I found maybe the end. Yeah, I'm not sure this is the one. We're not going to scroll through all of them, are we?

19:34We're just going to go find the first. I don't use Twitter, bro. When was the last time I fucking tweeted? 2024, yeah. There's a way you can do it. I'm not sure. what's the best show you've ever done? or the biggest one maybe? do you know what I'm about to say Boomtown the recent one oh mate Boomtown is fucking class it was sick because I got booked for it last year and then I just did like a tiny little stage it was like cracking the rum they just had like a almost like a fucking I don't even know how to explain it's like a wooden cutout with a square in it and I was just sticking out like hey everyone and the speakers were shit and I just didn't even class it as a show and everyone was like oh window needs a big stage and then yeah and then we got put on this brand new stage where like Cass is Dead was playing on there MJ Cole was playing on there and it was fucking massive bro literally the whole festival yeah it was that yeah oh that was fucking and literally they were saying like the festival like turned on its side bro because everybody came to this one set bro like look how many men are there bro and then they said the security were flapping it was mad bro

20:30Chip:mate that must be so I always said I reckon the best feeling ever is uh being an artist singing on stage and hearing people sing oh bro I can't lie it never ever gets old that's why I'm so glad I'm in Cardigan bro because I'm just going last night was a bar again yeah you feel like a walking talking fucking Viagra it's like the ultimate horror farm really huge flex yeah yeah yeah and the photos that you get off like do you ever think when you're performing you're there like right let me do this because I know the photo of this is going to be nuts yeah you do sometimes like I'll bang my top off is that hashtag yeah I brought hashtag out yeah to do our song yeah they love it was the class The thing is that that photo moment that you're on about never looks lit.

21:10You think you're sick and you're banging your top off or something. And because I've got like a belly, my boxers are like folded over it. I'm just like looking bare hairy. And I'm like, that felt so fire in the moment. Yeah.

21:21Chip:Oh, so this is in a tent? Is it in a tent? No, it's not in a tent. No, it's all open. But the money thing is you can fit about probably 10 ,000 people there or maybe a bit less, maybe about 8 ,000. But then people were still saying to me, yeah, I tried to get to the set, bro, and couldn't get to it. So I'm thinking, imagine how far back it must have fucking got. I feel like your tunes as well just go off so nicely at a festival. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I suppose, man, because they're all like quite happy and energetic, but also kind of grimy as well. Yeah. You've probably also got more motion than a lot of artists that you'd think are bigger just because you're bang on socials as well.

21:52A lot of people just watch the vlogs and the TikToks. Yeah, isn't it? I don't know if some of them even like the music, man. I think they're just like, oh, where's that guy? Yeah.

22:01Chip:That's sick. So do you, wait, is that your YouTube channel there then? Yeah, man. You banging that out? Banging it out, bro. Yeah. Do you know what? I'm really, really crap at banging them out because I just hate editing. I've got to say, your thumbnails are actually really good. Hold tight. Marshall. Marshall did the last three. What, himself? Yeah, Marshall did the last three. Actually, let me just say, yeah, the last three are good. Yeah. Yeah, last three are good. Sorry about that. I'll just look down a little bit and they're fucking shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the last three are sick though.

22:28Chip:Oh, wait, no, we're good again. The ski vlogs, man. Can I just say, I don't think there's, this is like up there in the most generational trips. So like as far as clips go, the clips that came out of this trip are fucking insane. Was it when Ed Matthews rocked up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Problematic as you'd think. Do you know what? Mashdags just rang me before, just before we started this podcast and he was like, I want to get the powder hands back together again. And then we was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sand. The powder hands, that was our name. And then he goes, what are you doing next week? There's no snow right now, bro.

23:00We was like, no man, not next week, bro. The funniest part of your vlogs, I'm kind of like, wish I could nick it, but I can't because it's your flow. It's just a little cutaways to you. Oh yeah. Commentating on it. Something funny will happen and it'll just cut to him.

23:14Chip:So good. That's unreal. That was where Ed Matty fucking, where I dropped the camera and Ed Matty went to get it and made me look like a big fat mess. No, that was cold though. Didn't he like, like skid round and fucking grab it? Mad heroic. He did it sick. This is so funny. You just cut him back to you just like giving psychometry on your own vlog. Yeah, do you know what bro? I started doing it originally just because there was just things that I didn't say and I thought I need to say it. So I just started doing it and I didn't realise it was going to become like one of the main things in my vlog and now everyone's always like bro, the cutaways man.

23:43Yeah, you're a pioneer. Also, he's actually done a double cutback before. He did a cutback to the cutback. Yeah. It's in a completely different spot, different clothes. It's like fucking hell bro.

23:56Chip:I'm waiting for the triple. It's basically like we're driving up this mountain. Do you not think that was the most terrifying drive of your life as well like Mashtag renting a car in the Alps and there's like there's no fucking like nothing stopping us going down this mountain and he's vlogging with one hand he's got a fucking stellar in the thing and the roads are like this yeah and he's like gonna there's no hot things we were like the only sane people in the car like I felt like Cole was like wait just send it everyone was just like making it off just excited like changing the song and him in the back like bro stop genuinely fucking stop yeah we were rammed in the back yeah three man deep you ever had to shout at a driver just like stop now no but it wasn't it don't get through to Mashtag bro he's vlogging he wants a clip yeah he's like skidding bro skidding around corners bro and then and those out drop off are no joke no bro you can go off immediate immediate and then yeah Mashtag pulls over there's this kid like waiting on the side of the road and he's like oh get in the back and we're like to some random kid yeah yeah he's like oh yeah he jumped oh I've seen that clip it's one of the best I sent it to the another one will be able to hear it

24:58Cal:you just talked the fuck off didn't you he goes all set on his knee and he goes no way like that and then I yeah then I just said no I think I told him to fuck off yeah that was actually an adlib in one of his tunes in no way yeah my latest song I used AB's no way as an adlib

25:12Chip:really you get little royalties for that yeah make sure you get kind of checked in my no way actually yeah no that's fine yeah yeah why is that clip so funny I feel like now explaining it's not funny at all no it's not I think your boy just found it funny how against like the fruity stuff it was like no he can go on the laps and I'm immediately like no no way But yeah, that's when he did the double cutback You guys should run the trip back Oh my god, that's when I took someone out of the game Oh, did they What happened? Did they start crying? Bro, it was literally a blow I basically just came flying down a hill, bro And there's a guy just stood there doing his thing, holding a coffee And I just wiped him What coffee gone?

25:47Oh yeah, yeah, yeah What's he fuming? Oh god, yeah, look, he's just a swallow Thing is, you had like no reason Like there's so much empty space

25:56Cal:You've got a whole mountain None of you guys know how to ski or snowboard right so you just kind of sent a trip with like no experience Did you get any lessons or anything? I had one the night

26:07Chip:before with MASH It makes a big difference though even just having one

26:10Cal:Yeah what's about like three of your sound Three or four of your sound I had a snowboarder I was just fucking

26:15Chip:hating it after a bit Yeah snowboarding is hard to learn Yeah that's when he just doesn't fucking leave me alone Yeah I love that clip When I banged into it what do you say again? It's Carmachie rate it The thing is though like no one would have that's funny if it didn't cut back to you at home explaining why it's funny. That's why the cutback. I'm bashing into you and you've said it's calm. I actually rate it. What do you mean? Yeah, you're in all sorts of spots here, bro. Yeah, mad. We've got a ski holiday, but. Oh, shit. Yeah. A couple of the other boys. I don't know where. They're like, I got forced into it.

26:47Chip:No, you did. No, what happened was you were drunk. I just added you in because I knew when you're drunk, you just say, yeah.

26:52Cal:And then the next day they're like, oh, here's a hotel. six, five rooms left at this price. And then there's like two, three rooms at a higher price. I'm like, fuck, now I've got a bucket as well.

27:03Chip:That was actually one of the best plays ever is, you know how anytime you put something in the chat, you're like, yo, everybody book this up. It never gets booked. Yeah. But what we did was we just put it in there. We said, look, the first four rooms are at this price. And then the last two people to book, it's going to be at some fucking mad price. Cause you got the only rooms left are like the presidential suite and shit. We got booked in five minutes. I got the middle. Everybody dropped it. Got the middle priced one. Yeah. Solid. Wouldn't matter either way. You can have a group name. It won't be the Powder Boys or Powder Hands or whatever it is.

27:31Chip:That's a good name though. Matching t-shirts and everything. It was pretty sick. Stag style.

27:35Cal:What it means. No, it wasn't about it was about the powder. No, this is a common misguided that actually winds me up about the powder hands because you've got bad press because of this. It's not a packet. What is it about? Snow. Oh, powder. Powder. Well, yeah. What? Was that not what

27:55Chip:your first no obviously thinking about packets no I'm not I wasn't you've got issues where did you go to in France we all had issues what's that where did you go to for the ski where is the Alps oh Valthorans yeah Valthorans oh we've haven't we been there yeah we've done it's been to have the best folly deuce really oh yeah was that bit of a party the like bar on the mountain mm-hmm he didn't participate he's up oh right yeah but you still rock up there yeah I still broke so high up man no no that's it's fucking insane that that's like legal oh what you can just go down pissed well it's like I can't I genuinely can't snowball I don't know how to break like every time I break I just have to fall back and land on my back yeah so it's like I'm just going down like off my nut it's just like it's a suicide mission it literally is and there's other people just flying kamikaze shit for sure I was going down on my ass and then my board went out from under me and it started going down rapid went up a ramp and landed on someone's balcony of their chalet I even look different Tom and Jerry yeah you do your face is just like way long enough do you feel healthier now that you stop drinking?

28:59yeah, I do

29:00Chip:feel better for it? yeah, I think this was like I was still a little bit ill at this point I think I just look a bit pale but I'm blessed at the minute, I'm cool yeah see let me not wish anything like you had on me but low key I think it would take something like that to get me to stop getting on it yeah it would take that moment yeah where you're just there like yeah I don't really have a choice here but I'm just gonna have to stop I don't feel like you're crazy with it though no no no no I was way worse back in the day but I've calmed it down now have you spoke about it before do people know it?

29:37yeah I've spoke about it quite a lot to be fair bro oh fair that's nice I think it was quite like a weird blessing in disguise the fact that it's like because without going into it all again but they've almost kind of said like oh if you drink loads more again you'll die yeah so it's kind of like a weird blessing like I can't be tempted.

29:53Chip:Yeah. Yeah, because it's do you know what I mean? There's no way you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So weirdly, I just try and look at it like that. Like, fuck it. I might just lie to myself and be like, yo. You seem like the guy. You know, like sometimes if you're playing a game, you're like chucking a little bit of paper into a basket. You say like, if I miss this, my family dies. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, like if I miss this, like a thousand more children. Yeah, so I might just do that not to make light of your situation, but cheers for the inspo. Try and look at it in the best ways, man. I'm just going to be like if I drink that beer I'm actually just going to die

30:26I don't know I don't like it at all even Reggie looks like he had more weight on there

30:31Cal:yeah who's Reggie? who is this risky Reggie? I see him around every now and then oh this was the guy that Mashtag recruited him in the middle of the street out of nowhere oh really? have you seen the clip? no I haven't seen it oh it's the best now you've seen their relationship together the clip's so good because you see them where they actually literally meet and Mashtag's going you know how do you find like how do you get a quad bike or something innit I've seen that clip it's so natural it's unreal and Reggie's like yeah yeah you're that guy with Danny Boy nah Danny Boy do you see Danny Boy he's so funny he got stabbed in the neck and he's still just like be safe be lucky people he's just not real that was the clip that actually got him stabbed of him just freestyling it's not about it's not about Danny Boy you know this law

31:11Chip:yeah I don't know what about that yeah recently okay he's got me onto Danny Boy He's basically freestyling in his living room and then his boy goes ah take that down because there's a bong in it and then the guy he was smoking with goes just runs it in with a knife and goes you're baiting out my gaff online like tweaking out and then just stabs him in the neck Wait this is all on TikTok live? No not stabbing but like him explaining the story and after and like with it around him but he's just so so inconvenient He's like yeah I've just got some I've got some business to deal with Yeah it's a vibe kill for sure

31:41Cal:You've come out with a stab neck Yeah innit Why is Danny Boy taking over that I don't know it just keeps coming up

31:46Chip:yeah thanks I'll be gassed the fact that it didn't spark up do you travel much um obviously for shows but like because it obviously you see mash tag like all those boys they go on these like mad travel tours at least they used to is that ever tempted you uh yeah I'm more I can't be able to go that far yeah like I went to Slovenia recently just before these guys copied me and um no every now and again I will like I want to go Iceland soon I'm going to do a tour in Australia and I've just dropped that actually fucking yeah run it up yeah run it up I'm going to Australia and New Zealand to do a tour sure will they be out by the time when's this up next Tuesday no it won't be I should be going over there in Feb but like I'm looking forward to vlogging all that but in general I don't actually travel that much Australia's class you're going to love it yeah yeah you'll have a sick time there yeah gang have you ever been I did I tore out there years ago but I can't remember because I was steaming the whole time fair enough yes we can remember this one yeah but the only problem is because you have to do a show sleep wake up fly show sleep wake up fly like you're literally doing a different show each day you don't really get to see much but this time I'm having a bit of time in between you see the Bosch guy got turned around yeah Big John yeah he rocked up to the border

33:03Cal:been doing some good Bosches recently did a double Bosch in Egypt swear wait why did Bosch Big John

33:09Chip:oh what as in yeah so he rocked up imagine this by the way it's like 20 hours together or something ridiculous like rock up and then he's been like taken away four hours of just asking him because he was doing it's because he was doing meet and greets there and he didn't have the right visa like as if you need a visa to do a meet and greet that's insane but it's not his fault people are taking pictures right or not a meet and greet he'd actually arranged yeah yeah yeah anyways the australian government weren't really fucking with the bosches the bosch niche no and so they literally just spun him right home imagine they're getting there four hours in there and then being told yeah get on the next flight home another 20 hours back I couldn't hack it how are they not fucks in with the Bosch yeah I don't I don't really get it like have a bit of respect this guy's built an empire let him bring the empire let him let him show Australia the bar I bet China would have loved him would they yeah yeah oh yeah that's a good point sorry I'm just uploading the vlog I'm just breaking the net live on the pod what vlog is it what's the title of it AB goes camping in the camper shagging sidemen van sort of ordeal okay maybe went to his garden is that what we're doing now we're throwing little shots sit the next few days out i am it's so dead you know every time i've like i've done two videos in that camper van i get in it at like 6 p.m and it gets like seven and i'm like i'm so bored why didn't you like i'm gonna sleep at half eight because i'm so bored and wake up at 6 a.m and And I'm like, let's go over.

34:38Some vlog. Like it's a 40 minute vlog. And I think I've got my two minutes in the van. Because what I'm meant to do, it's pitch black in there. Play your Xbox. You've got power on it. Goon. Yeah, but what's the point in just, why don't you just play Xbox at home? That's what I mean. I literally was like, this is the last of the camp.

34:53Chip:But do you not, do you not like take the van, go out into the sticks, then go explore around the sticks out and about. That's what I should do. Yeah. Yeah. Because otherwise you genuinely might as well just have it parked in your, in your driveway. yeah it was only five minutes from my mum's I mean I got a wagamamas to my mum's and by the time I was eating it in the van it was already it was still warm can you give us three points in this video that you think are good highlights

35:20Cal:there's nah this is crazy people this is a must watch obviously you lot gotta check this one out for sure to be fair the one he did last time his most viewed video yeah 770k

35:31Chip:yeah but that's because it was fresh off the side look out the news You used the same photo for the van. No, I didn't. Yeah, it's the same. It's the same thumb. People are going to get confused. That's an old van. My face isn't on anymore. So what am I going to do? Take a new pick? Fucking hell. Let me uplay my vlog.

35:44Cal:It's the same van pick. Oh, that's one, bro. You found me in the van. You're just a tiny bit darker. Just a tiny bit darker. Yeah. It's fucking round. No guys in Amsterdam. Nah, relax guys. This one's at night. I did actually. To be fair, he whipped up the thumb today and I went, can you put it at night? It's different.

36:06Cal:Sal's got a day night cycle I fucking love it

36:09Chip:AB sleeps in his van Dynamic weather Sal is not mocking it bro Yeah chill out It's the same title as well Oi do you want to hear A real voice note That window kid sent me On Christmas Yeah come on Oh Christmas day voice note Why are you bringing that Oh this is lit He does this on a regular basis And this isn't even In his top five

36:30How's it no sound

36:35this is real this is real merry christmas

36:50Chip:now that cannot be real you just shat yourself at the end

36:56Cal:but that even in his top five you know the transition hours you can tell it's real I've had a 10 minute one I've had to listen to it

37:05Chip:on 1.5 speed

37:06Cal:that was fire is that just a fart there's no way stuff's not coming out that was straight air bro I don't remember fully but I think the queef guard thing is I'm opening presents for my family just without ripping out the fucking phone

37:21Chip:so what so like that's you on Christmas day like what are you doing on Christmas day just ripping just doing that just ripping out just let him go do you know what Do you know what? That's actually sweet. He's had that one stored up and he's decided that you deserve that. Yeah, it's not to a group chat. That's what I mean. It's not forwarded on.

37:39Cal:Yeah. That's nice. I thought that was pretty sad. Was that before or after a Christmas dinner? That was before. That was the first thing. Boxing day one must have gotten crazy. Yeah, no. The gravy as well. That was fresh in the air. I remember Ed sent to the Powderhounds GC. It was like, because this was the afterglow, the ski trip. So there's still some chat going on in there. It was just of him with a bottle of test and it was like, cheers, nan. Oh, yeah. Dude, yeah. He's fucking funny. I'll be on that soon. Yeah, the farts are flying. Yeah. What, jumping on the test? No, I was just talking about farts still, man.

38:15Oh, right, yeah, fair. Talking about ripping.

38:17Chip:But it's not an on-command thing that you just felt that building, right? Because otherwise, like, naturally. I am pretty good at farting. Come on, because I want to say it.

38:25Cal:Yeah, to produce something like that, you've got to be fucking... You've got to be unwell. Is it definitely your prime? I was though alright it's not funny then is it oh your boys are Robbie Williams how about that then

38:38Chip:now what is actually up with that I thought that was a little Sora AI job when I first saw it no so there's some things I can't say but I what are you like can you use that word you got a little NDA you're like a toy boy oh my god have you been knocking him off yeah is that what you mean by you that would be cool that would be sick yeah that would be cool I'd be like, yeah. You should shout me if that's... Basically, we're just like boys. I went to his show in wherever that was, Manny. No, but we got... Oh, sorry. You're about to tell us a story about how you met him. Because how did that interaction...

39:14Chip:Oh, yeah. How did you end up boys with Robbie Williams? So I sent him... Imagine this. When I used to get so fucking steaming and sniffed up and off my tits all the time, like constantly, I must have been going through like a phase where I was like spinning out of it and I knew I was drinking too much and I was like bad on it. And I sent him a message. On Insta? On Insta. Like, I can't remember exactly what I said, but I just basically said, yo, I'm struggling, mate. Like he knows me. Like he doesn't know how fucking clue I am. I was just like, I'm not going to go into what I said because there's someone to do my uncle that I lost and whatever.

39:48I just chatted some shit, bro. I was off my tits. And then he didn't ever respond to it, but when I was in hospital and I was super duper ill, I got a random message off Robbie like, I've just gone down a window, kid rabbit hole um i can't stop laughing or summer keep keep i don't know keep up or some shit i can't remember what he said so i was just like what the fuck that's mad so i messaged him back never got a response and then i did a show and then how did it all work i basically one of the journalists was at the show was going to his art exhibition and she mentioned it and i was like oh can i roll and she was like yeah yeah yeah so i've rolled and then i've and he's seen me at this art exhibition and he's like window kid and I was like yeah yeah yeah it's came over bro we had a good old chat for ages and then I woke up to a random message about two weeks later and I had a text message here saying fucking yo it's Robbie hope you're all good mate and something else I got your number off example it said so I've texted example and I said yo did you give Robbie Williams my number and he was like yeah yeah yeah and I was I don't believe it so I've rang example and I'm going I don't believe you bro is it actually Robbie that's messaged me and he was like yeah yeah yeah and I kept asking him questions he was like bro I've got kids leave me alone it is actually Robbie and I just couldn't get my head around it and then a couple hours later I got FaceTime and it was Robbie and he was just like mate I've been listening to your shit and then like I said I can't go into exactly what but we are going to be kind of like working together oh mate that's

41:09Chip:fucking flat you got nicknames for each other do you call them like little Robs or something no I might or is it no but you make him want to make one though yeah still I said windowsill what? nah is that what you said? nah I was just oh you were just forget it spitballing thinking out loud yeah do you know what he is the nicest guy ever he's so blessed that's sick yeah you know what when you must have rocked up to his art exhibition I wonder if he thought fuck that's the weird guy that sent me that long ass message maybe maybe when he was off his tits like how's he found me here it was sick like his daughter was there bless her she's the biggest cutie ever and she's come up and she's like spitting my lyrics and shit bro it was sick that is unreal yeah and in this in this vlog he actually sung angels and like pointed at me and he's going pow pow pow pow mate he's actually a fucking superstar he's a G bro yeah he's an absolute G I feel like my generation missed quite because the first tune I knew of him was I said hey oh here she goes she got a little too high a little too low still a banger but not angels she's made of candy yeah when was that one I feel like it's been around that long I don't even know like when they came out No idea You just know them That's just how it is 13, 2014, 13 That candy song, yeah Yeah, I was definitely In primary school So yeah You're just on the kooks, bro Was that off the top of the dome?

42:30I think so I'm the same age You know what? So annoying The kooks be messaging me Like, oh, here are all our tour dates Yeah We want you to come And I've not been able To make a single one

42:39Chip:Because I've seen a TikTok Literally popped up I was going to send it to you Of people in the crowd Going, where's AB? Every single one says Where's AB? The kooks are making TikToks Being like, oh, where's AB? Will he be there? And then they're like to one of these I was like yeah 100 % and every single day has been like a fella's recording or I'm in London or I've got a slug in oh mate you've got to try and just make time for it no that'll stop you I'm making tings nah you're definitely definitely not take one take one to a show that would be that would be a good you know if you're oh yeah do you want to come to the Cougs yeah if you've got a spare ticket I am the ticket oh I like that you know what I mean that would be sick are there any other big artists that you work closely with it's my dad or not even work closely with but that you've linked up with I don't know Robbie's clear though isn't it really there was a recent one but I don't know if you want to out that yet you sent me a little unreleased thing oh yeah I was in the studio with H the other day we've made a summit oh that's sick yeah H is class yeah it's a banger I imagine I just forgot that I genuinely think like out of any song I've listened to yours that's the most one that I'd go out my way to listen to you know what I mean in the gym I'd actually play that it's bad it's like a it's a grime tune but also the beat kind of sounds a bit more like west coasty and I don't know like but GTA kind of it's sick it's a banger Oi that's just made me think I reckon radio bucket list thing for any music artist would be on a GTA radio oh god yeah fuck get in the car could you imagine innit

44:09Cal:I wonder how many peers you get for that I imagine how gas it'd be if they asked you to do like one of the radio things on there that's what I mean I would love to do one of the messages what little fellas FM fuck off right now I'm actually getting mad right now just thinking about it. Theodore Vaughn getting a GTA 6. That would be so good. Like non-stop road trips on GTA 6 just to listen. Well, I mean, you can just mute your game sound and play Theodore Vaughn anyway. Thinking about it now. No, but it would be exclusive stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, if it's exclusive. It would be, yeah. And it's all GTA related.

44:38That's what I mean. Yeah. I haven't played GTA since Vice City, man. What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, is that what it is? It's the spin back, bro. Wow. It's Miami. Yeah, this is going to be the fucking tits. I'm one of them man. That's just like never had a games console, bro.

44:54Chip:This is like, this is going to be one where everybody just cops. I know I need to get more. Stan, get that picture up on the dock that is on there. Cause it talks about like, like how 2026 is going to be the most incredible year of our lives. Like new season. Okay. I don't know if this is actually gonna be any good. Oh yeah. You see the new season of in between us. You actually reckon it ticks out next month. Football Manager FM26 Now the World Cup next year and GTA 6 but about the in-betweeners thing everybody's saying that it's not going to be as good as the last because they won't be able to make the outrageous jokes is it going to be one of those tough watches?

45:29Chip:Is it definitely a new show coming out?

45:31Cal:Because the article kind of doesn't say that I did see a girl say in the show they could be playing on the fact of like how outrageous they used to be which I think would work if they're like mature adults now and imagine Jay is like an accountant and he's like there might be a way to make it work I don't think that's funny that you're saying that about girl

45:48Chip:I don't know that would be funny yeah but that'd be funny for like one episode yeah and then you'd be like oh nah come on I think everyone's getting a bit stressed like when everyone's like oh no they should just leave it man just fuck it off and they do it with films innit and I always think yeah I kind of get what you're saying but then I just think it's just something else for us to stare at innit don't not do it still do it even if it's shit some sequels aren't there and get a bag as well fuck it yeah man I still want to watch it bro even if it's not as good does the last I don't care bro it'll still be sick I reckon they'd only they'd only agreed to doing it as well if they know it was going to be good like those four boys would have read the script and have gone right we're only doing this because this is going to be sick actors don't always know bro yeah yeah yeah because they don't want to ruin that legacy that they have so but then again they hadn't done a lot for a while so maybe they're just still thinking no we need the bag maybe yeah yeah that's another good point just loads of cash a little cheddar chaser because let's be honest if that was you and you kind of thought oh my god it looks a little bit shit but they're giving me 20 mil yeah yeah yeah the streets are saying we should have turned our little short film into a full sitcom what's the short film you thought of of Younger Lazy but it was just it was literally just us it was good to see it was just us putting the wilderness and it was like just do whatever you want and just no direction at all just us come up with every joke we was just sat there like why don't you just do that for a vlog I mean yeah that's probably just yeah oh you should just put that whole thing in as a segment of your vlog yeah I know why not but um no it was fucking it was class that's like one of the funnest things I've like most giddy I've been for something to come out and I can watch back because it felt like like I've done like the of course other than the Ezavid yeah and the trailers of course I don't know if the Americans would have found it funny though no no chance they wouldn't have got it at all you know how Young LA like reposted it and like we collab post on it were you just getting bare random likes off like random yeah still dudes and you were getting gassed and you realised they don't follow you yeah yeah yeah all the time few today actually yeah I had like one of my biggest all time crushes of all time liking it and I was like fuck shit follow me

47:45Cal:alright say the name then bro no no don't be shy isn't it you know

47:50Chip:he's got a got a piece on the side you know yeah is he really yeah it's like low key locked off what's his name not at all that fall was the best part of the whole thing yeah I met like there's a part where I'm like oh I should pop a Zinn and he's like oh I always do them I'm Zinny Jones Zimbabwe it was my thing because it just basically said yo lad just go do what you do and we're like well I don't really know what that means whereabouts is it? that Cotswolds it wasn't asked something like that

48:19Cal:how many people how many people buying the camera on that one?

48:23Chip:four or five four or five yeah oh okay there's actually a fair bit it's a full squad it looks like it's just that one person just rocked up DSLR oh that's that's me teasing my new song that's coming out soon everyone yeah what's the name of this one? this one's called

48:36Cal:folklore oh i like that that's good it reminds me of like old video games yeah every time i get into your missus's car there's always a window window kitchen playing and it gets a bit orcs when she gets the orcs when you get the orcs because she just get out the car and walks

48:51Chip:she bro i told you he's actually a fucking superman you know what it is is that ab's just manifested the craziest shit like he's in the crowd watching you yeah and then and then listening listening to us at the time. This guy might be the best social climber of all time, bro. Leeds Fest watching JJ and Randolph on me. No, no, no. We're talking about us at the minute. Yeah. And you've managed to get all of us in the same room. DM Young LA really early on said, get me on. They aired it. No, we're still talking about us and you keep changing it. What else have I got going on? Is he always like this?

49:25Yeah. Yeah, he does. It's tough actually. Does he use the word Jaggy a lot?

49:28Cal:I don't use it around other people. The thing is, you probably DM'd everyone, bro. You're just throwing shit out of all.

49:35Chip:you're trying to get everyone to jump on. You said you're trying to make it. A guy made a TikTok ages ago. Like, I hate when people try false new slang. Like, stop moving so jiggy. And then like, you just turn it into bare shit.

49:46Cal:And that way, it's actually worked. Yeah, it's good. It is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

49:50Chip:Gish Gallop. Oh, Gish Gallop. Is an infamous jiggy. Here we go. A combination of jiggy and leggy. Something that invokes both 90s style Will Smith dance moves. Oh, is that, is that what you lot reckon it is? Wait, what? Jiggy and leggy? Nah, that can't be it. It's more like moving like a bit, oh, you're moving weird. Wait, this needs to be added into the song that I feel. Sounds a bit racist. No, but like if you get off a plane, you're like, oh, I'm a bit jeg-lagged. What was the lyric in the top one, bro? Because I think we need to get this in the fellas' lyric. Score to the top. Slang for hot dog.

50:21Oh.

50:22Chip:A jeggy. Wait, score to the top. I'm going for beers and jeggies. Anyone want one? Oh, here you go. This is the bar right there. I got jeggy with it last night and accidentally knocked some guy out. That kind of works That actually does

50:35Cal:Look who wrote it By the Jiggy Jackson What the fuck was that Oh With nine You know 2012 Get the Jiggy mug What does it say about Will Smith?

50:46Chip:Uh Jiggy Cause he Oh get Jiggy with it Yeah something that invokes Both 90s style Will Smith dance moves And new age Leg flailings

50:56Cal:Hell yeah guys

50:57Chip:Get the Jiggy mug Wait go on to the home page I want to I want to learn some new slang today this could be quite good Giggle and down scroll down Chatfish What's Chatfish? Oh ChatGBT To go on a date especially one arranged online and realize that the person's wit emotional depth or confidential Oh my god it's AB It's AB or conversational player was entirely generated by ChatGBT That is your chat No

51:25Cal:Yeah yeah you do talk to ChatGBT non-stop No I don't I said I use that for a quiz with a girl for answers Nah Use the feature where you can just turn it into a voice and just genuinely chat to it. And it goes, you don't have to wait. It just talks straight back. The conversational one. Yeah, it's brilliant. Have you got a male or female? What? Have you got a male or female voice? I got bro. Speak to bro. I was just checking because you man are like, you man are wifed off and stuff. Exactly. I just wanted to check. Who's that? I haven't got it. Yeah. I haven't used chat GPT yet. Really? Really?

51:54Yeah.

51:55Cal:That's probably for the best. Do you reckon? Keep yourself human, man. It's just a new. Look at AB. That's how I see it. He's fucked his brain. Do you know what's mine? Is it an app? Yeah. An app. I'm going to get on it. You just ask it, like, instead of Googling, I'll do it. No, I've seen it because I'll say to people, oh, chat GBT this week. I didn't understand like what it was. You know what I mean? No, that's all right. I'm glad you're brave enough to ask. Because it's quite great. I know, I know.

52:16Chip:Scroll back up. I saw one, I lied. Yeah, a few more years ago. Four years, it would have got mad. What's a goma? medical slang for a patient who has lost often through age what goes into being a human being alright so this is what happens if you too much chat GBT become a gomer

52:30Cal:typically an older non-communicated patient I wish that gomer

52:34Chip:in room 3820 would stop moaning sounds like a slur get out of my mouth get a fucking gomer get a fucking gomer I was fucking out bro you said that with conviction gooning it sounds like something to do with gooning yeah like it does my emergency room emergency goon the goomer he's writing bars already just on the spot pizza bones you ever just

52:55Cal:stroked it because you're like mad upset yeah like when you've been stressed and you're like nah fucking angry like fuck yeah if I'm angry and stressed sometimes I'm like I'm not even I don't even need to do this but I'm just just in case it makes me feel better it's like a fucking anxious wank no an anxious wank that's good when you've got something on your mind you can just wank and then not feel it for a while but then like as soon as you bush your 9mm you think oh it's way worse it's all back

53:19Chip:and it's 10 times worse yeah it's there but just with some weird tab open you're like oh fuck fucking sniffing your hand wait can I just say I'm having loads of fun I don't want it to end nah this doesn't end this is a three hour pod it won't end it's three hours no one spoke to me all day and now everyone's talking and now I'm like what time is this finished because you're the guest bro when we're off you're not getting nothing you guys got a hotel together nah you tried but you can't get in my sort of level bro his hotel's sold out every hotel in London tonight is 600 pound what really you know my friend Randy said the exact same thing he got a hotel last night he said there was only one hotel with space in it what's up with that I don't know bro and they're all stupid though like the same hotel that I stayed in about a week ago for like 270 is about fucking 800 pounds a night there must be an event on a summer what day is it and everyone's sold RG he put a story on the other night and he's like checking into a really bougie hotel but the receptionist got smacked up so they just let him check in for time and he's like bro I know you've been smacked up let me yeah

54:21Cal:why did he get smacked up though why did he actually get hit because the guy had turned up booked the hotel past midnight so he thought it was for tonight yeah I think we all might have done that before I don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah he's done that but he's booked a room just for him and he's pulled up with four people and he's like they're like you've booked it for tomorrow and we don't have any rooms tonight and also there's like loads of you yeah and then he's gone can you open the bar then and they were like no because you're not even staying in it And then the guy apparently just got really racist and punched him.

54:50Cal:Wow, that's fucked. Broppin' eyes fella. Horrible. Have you seen these? Andy Robertson. These are little sleep pods.

54:58Chip:Oh, I've heard about it. I stayed in one of these in Japan. What, they got these in London?

55:02Cal:Oh, yeah, you have? Yeah. Wait, they have these in London? Yeah. Oh, I might go and stay in one of these. Well, that's one of my biggest fucking icks. Just humans in general. When someone's vlogging their day and they're getting just like random B-roll of them just like... I don't know why they could do that. But you know when like girls would be like, shut up girl, go eat the cookie. What the fuck are you saying? I'm on the edge of the fucking sofa trying to get anything back. Jesus. Nah, sorry. I've been in the 95 all day. I'm well tired. Thing is, he likes a whole spa. He goes David Lloyd and just pisses in the jacuzzi.

55:39No, you don't. Why is he just saying he makes it out in you as well? Not made up. Even though it's completely factual. Because one of his bars is like, nah, I don't. I go David Lloyd, but I don't know where the gym is. I don't piss in the jacuzzi. I go to David Lloyd.

55:51Cal:I think it's so hard to piss in water, by the way. like it's so difficult like a mental block like I you know I'll stand there like fucking veins coming out my head trying to do it because you're trying to push my body to it because I know I'm not meant to do it I could piss right now I can't really do it oh no pissing in the sea and stuff's fire and like a big pool abroad but not in like little jacuzzis nah

56:10Chip:you got like old women all the same they're like one infection away from death can you not say stuff because I'm going to get banned from my gym making things up yeah could you imagine by when this goes out how about you do it bro why why now come on i'm not you're just making things up it's a prank i've been pranked oh you got you

56:29Cal:got him i've been done you've done it mate wait what is that non revenge of the what he's got he's got a context oh yeah hs is locked up oh shit yeah and he got denied we talked about the potential anything happening before anything that's hs talking i just don't believe since all these AI. Oh no. I don't believe he's in prison. Have you seen him in prison? Someone got a video of him in prison. Nah, these are. This is what I'm saying bro, is he actually? he is actually in prison. Oh yeah. He blows the Jake Paul ones there. No, the Jake Paul ones are so legit. I'm on the Las Vegas day. Yeah. This isn't real, it says Sora at the bottom.

57:10Chip:It is mate. Oh, by the time this comes out, we'll have done our Sora TikTok and it's gonna fucking moon. Obviously that one was real, but like some of the, some of the others I just don't know I mean he'll just be in like a holding cell now won't he waiting for nah nah he'll be sent to prison yeah you go to prison yeah yeah yeah he's in prison now I don't think he is bro yeah he's in prison holding ward cell nah he would legit be in prison until his court date until his court no that's not what works bro well you think he's just in one of them cells with all like the drunken people from the night they'd be back he'll be in a cell by himself but like at a station not a prison nah he'd be in a prison yeah you don't just get put in prison before you get put in prison I don't think stations are enough rooms.

57:51Nah, bro. I know more criminals than you. I'll build three up now.

57:56Chip:Right. Who is one person that you know that's gone to jail? I think a couple of guys from my school. I'm trying to think of anybody that I know is like, oh shit, that person's in jail. No, there's people that I was younger that all went to jail. But I know what I could call now. Do I know a murderer? That would be crazy. One of my mates went to prison And I got three brothers on my leg Three brothers But are you one of those guys that like You've got three brothers there but like he did kill someone Oh no he didn't kill anyone No Are you allowed to say what he did I don't remember what he did to be fair bro I just know he was in prison for a bit You're the best friend ever you know Nah I can't remember what he got home to I just know if he got tattooed bro What?

58:41Chip:Nothing Yeah that's fucking He just ran me one day and I was pissed at me I was like yeah I'll get it tattooed on my leg I love the people They're like Free up my bro And it's like Oh what's he in for It's like Quadruple homicide Yeah Maybe we shouldn't Free him up Let him chill Let him think about What you did

58:59Cal:Chill isn't mental anyway man I actually like Rate the look of them These days Like pot noodles and shit You're like People cooking up barbecues On the grated stair Stairway And I'm just like Fucking hell Lock me up I'd love to see you Be on scared straight What You know And them kids Just get put in a prison And all the prisons I'll literally fuck you. I'll be saying that to the fucking, no, I won't be saying that, but I'll be the one fucking. Nah,

59:22Chip:are you doing that? You're putting a target on your back. Oh yeah. Speaking of putting a target, but you see in the clip, he's Ed, Ed, he's pitched up HS so bad, right? Obviously he's in, he's in prison and Ed Matty on a live goes that, uh, I backed HS to beat up anybody in prison. Like you don't get in touch. Everyone's good. Yeah. you just put a fat target anyone in this prison try it I dare you that is so bad I'll be going I'll be going no no he's already said he'll swing everyone in there he literally said come try it so mental have you seen this clip by the way look at the guy in the background in the window I never noticed this before like he just fucking texts someone oh yeah it's the window yeah yeah yeah

1:00:11Cal:wait what he did it where whack on the window nah that kid is actually like nah I thought it was a little TV show I thought these were like acting a bit though all the same nah they are acting but not that

1:00:26Chip:that's what I'm saying you can see the person looking at their face like oh fuck

1:00:30Cal:can't believe the kid's crying I'd actually be shouting back nah there are clips of when that happens you know fucking what there's a window in the way you fucking know bed oh he's literally the window kid he's a window kid yeah sometimes they do that don't they How did you get that name? Oh bro It's mystery So what To be fair I have like watched a podcast clip Of him trying to explain it And I clicked off Bro it's the most boring He's got a window You would have had to ask me At the start of the podcast When you have to be the whole thing No no no It's shit No we're not I'm not interested in that It's nothing to do with kids and windows That's all you need to know

1:01:08Chip:Let's go down here What's this non-wars thing I keep seeing on the screen

1:01:14Cal:what is that it was a General G did a video being like oh hey Jesse's up look him away throw him away the key I just went in the comments and someone posted this putting all the lore in there yeah that bottom left girl goes to my gym sometimes

1:01:29Chip:who is that that's a Ed Matt yeah is he being honest

1:01:36Cal:so General G's against him now well yeah because he was the one in the crash wasn't he yeah He was the one who got flat out the car. Oh, that clip is like, it's not funny that he crashed and hurt people, but General G is literally like, fuck, on the side of the road. I always thought that was fake. I was just like, what is going on? I could never...

1:01:54Chip:I thought it was set up. Is that what he's been locked up for? Yeah, yeah. Well, part of it, I think, yeah. I think there's a bunch of others. A lot of it's for like, fleeing the country when he was meant to deal with that. Yeah, he just missed a lot of court dates.

1:02:04Cal:Have you watched the clip of him speaking on stream where it's like, oh, boy, it's like, I don't know when I'll be back, but like and he gets like not emotional but like gets serious for once and he's like this has been so sick chatting to you boys I just never know what to believe yeah it's hard to know innit but that was legit he has done so much like rage bait he's just so much bait in general yeah so what do you reckon he came back just because he was like fuck it just need to be able to live in the UK you know what just remember there was a time he said like alright I've gone broke like all these watches everything's been a rental and then he was like so I'm starting an OnlyFans and then he started it oh I remember that and it was just like a photo of his face like a hundred K and was like, you fucking freaks and just took the money.

1:02:43Such a shout. It actually is. Fares. He's like, oh, you praying on my mouth.

1:02:47Chip:Harry's got, Harry's got only fans and he made a few Bob off it. How? Yeah. Harry W2S, you can type it. It'll pop up. Let's see this. Didn't Aaron Hunt have one at one point? Did he? But let's go back to this, Harry. But yeah, he posted a picture. He's posted back when only fans was just blowing up. He was, he was there like, yeah, there you go. That was good. he just whacked that up did he actually put that on behind the paywall yeah yeah yeah did he make yeah he made a little bit of money not like nothing crazy but he just did it to see if people would do it and yeah they did people were horned up man yeah I heard Aaron Hunt had a big schlong genuinely I can't remember who said it man it was my boy in Leeds he says he's got an OnlyFans and I checked and he did I didn't sign up but apparently I had a bit of a whopper on him jeez I can't find it what does he do now Aaron Hurt Managers Daisy Hill Daisy Hill Oh that's his full time job It'll be a big part Of what he does He's doing a lot of Girth and Turf shit Oh okay yeah Of course Girth and Turf What is that Well I don't know it Yeah yeah No of course I'm well versed In Girth and Turf What's that Declan Rice That was just the meme That 2026 thing

1:04:00Cal:Stanley Burt By the way man You're watching four things And they're actually not No that was the tweet It was the tweet Yeah yeah yeah And then why And then what a picture of Declan Rice dancing? No, it was that. It was just the tweet. It was just the tweet, you donut. Oh! It was the video. I called you a fucking pastry, bro. I'm a fucking idiot. Patient zero. Patient zero.

1:04:21Chip:Yeah, I'm not reading all that thing afterwards. You're out of your mind. What else we got to chat about? Oh, yeah, Nicko. Oh, yeah, Ballers League. Do you know what Ballers League is? What? Yeah, fair. Yeah, that's what I kind of expected, to be honest. It's just like, fuck inside. Ballers League. Oh, Ballers League. Dave managed the team and Clint managed one. Is it real life or is it on games? No, real life. I obviously don't know. Six a side fight in the league with creators and famous people managing it, basically. Actually, it'll be game week one by the time this comes out. Because it starts again next week.

1:04:49Chip:Who are you rooting for? I don't know. A couple of my mates have teams in it, so I'm rooting for them. Oxfam. Yeah. Well, Flex. What's that? Well, Flex. Yeah, sure. Yeah, but Nick, they stole our whole flow with the SA announcement. The thing is, they probably filmed it first. They probably do. The thing is, if I look up on the day and I see a vision, I'm going to put that to fucking use, you know what I mean? And we get that shit turned around and now ASAP, like none of this high production nonsense. No offense, boys. Speaking of Nico, he's playing in your paddle thing. Is it your paddle? I keep saying your paddle.

1:05:18Chip:Yeah, I mean, I'm the one that's fucking paid an absolute fortune. So yeah. I wouldn't say it's his. So I've been slagging it off and you let all play. And I feel bad. Yeah, we all play all the fun. Yeah, and we love it as well. I don't actually. I was nervous and I just wanted to say something for the pod. No, I hear that. sometimes you feel like oh I'm on a podcast I should say something a little bit out there

1:05:38Cal:it's just a phase anyway yeah I feel fine now

1:05:41Chip:I don't even hate it anymore and I want to play yeah feel fine find a partner then why don't you come and play on Friday then can you play if you have to bro I play all the time I love it really yeah I played the other day yeah

1:05:56Cal:that's the same thing it's all coming out now he's just mad salty that he's not that good I had a little bit of an injury the other day Oh, he's got an injury from it and shit.

1:06:06Chip:This guy's been bang out. No, I don't actually play, but I tried to play the other day and I fucking, and it hurt and I just got Mardi by, bro. And I took it out on you guys. And I feel bad. No, there's nothing to feel bad about, man. Like, you should... You're a serious sir. You should own the fact that you're... Pool sweat. Pool, I play pool, yeah. Non-stop. Yeah, that's like classic, like you're raised in a pub. Yeah. Nice, I'm fucking... You got darts? I'm all right, darts. I got me in darts and that. Yeah. Yeah, roll them like proper... Like a G You got us strapped up With your arrows Yeah I'm just going to the pub And just pwn Noobs at darts All the time Fuck man Yeah That shit gets me bricked When you say shit like that I like the sound of that Was it You got a hidden talent chip?

1:06:49Chip:No I'm trying to think right now That was the quickest You've ever To go home

1:06:56Cal:Hidden talent Oh shit Don't know I'm trying to think You can shit at me I'll tell you He can lift heavy shit That's not hidden though It's like his main and only thing. No, it's not. Have you noticed

1:07:08Chip:that Chip and him have a similar build now? Yeah. Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that. Because I've been saying nice shit to you about going to the gym. That is nice. Put me in an entry-level category. Entry-level, he's been doing it for at least two months now.

1:07:22Cal:Yeah, exactly. No. Entry-level, he's got to be in this shit for five years. I think it's obviously genetics. I've caught up quick, just genetically.

1:07:29Chip:It can't be like that sometimes. Check it. Bro, it's not a fucking Ron Weasley sweater. Yeah, it's called a fucking pump cover

1:07:36Cal:Get to know Arm wrestle now Let's run a fucking pitch side arm wrestle now I'm not gonna lie

1:07:42Chip:You need to fix that Everything's like moving tight on you You do need to wear some more chill It looks like you want everybody to know What are you doing?

1:07:49Cal:Picking on a 31 year old man? Alright You're looking like spring summer jacked He's looking like autumn winter jacked Yeah That's like good shit as well He's well fed You got the spirit of a waller Thank you. You know what I mean? I'm sorry. I've just been quoting random TikToks. Spirit of a wallop. No, let me just say, so my third pod since I've signed, I wore a really baggy top on the first one, a long sleeve quarter zip on the second. God forbid I wanted to show a little bit of flesh on this one. It wasn't fucking baggy, bro. You just couldn't fill it out. And then on the very first one, and on the very first one, you wore a vest.

1:08:24Cal:You made me wear. Nah, that's what you'll say. I'm like, oh, I'm gas. I'm finally on the fellers, my dream. Can you wear the tightest vest you own and we're going to do the same. Oh, right. So every clip is just a massive humiliation ritual. We didn't say that. Did we say that? You're not ashamed of it, are you? Can I see the vest? Let's see that. There's nip slips as well. I want to see this vest. No, you don't. It's serious.

1:08:45Chip:When you guys don't mind if I wear a vest. And we were there like, oh, well, if that's the case, we'll wear a vest as well. Can't we just win together? But look. But when one of us is winning in a different division, you can't compare our trophies. No, no, no.

1:08:58Cal:Come on, look. Look at that, bro. Oh, look at that fucking shelf on there. Now I get what they say about saying build. Yeah, it's all a bit weird that is able to. Now I can see it.

1:09:06Chip:That is, look at the way.

1:09:07Cal:Now I can see it. Because look. It's a color of the joggers. It's the same as vest. It looks like I'm wearing a full one piece unit. Are you? Yo, bud. A leotard. What the fuck am I on? Oh, shit. You actually look like you were fucking made in a joke.

1:09:25Cal:Fucking hell. I've got, I've actually got some things to call me, which I can't say. Put it that fuck. You've had a glow up, bro. Yeah, thank you. You're looking free, bro. Everyone has, you know, even you, Cal. Relax, bro. Whoa, oi.

1:09:37Chip:Got a lot funnier, though, hasn't he? Oh, shut up with this fucking shit. Honestly, like, last week,

1:09:42Cal:first time in ages, I was like crying over a joke he's made. That's just disrespectful. Went home.

1:09:48Chip:I'm literally, I was telling everyone about it. You've been doing this for four years or some shit. Went home to all Sabina,

1:09:53Cal:she was like, why are you in such a goody mood? I was like, you just don't get what Cal did today. Like, fucking drops a little time. I'm actually disrespectful, bro. No, because I'm proud of you. You're normally the serious one. What was the zinger? Can't remember.

1:10:03Chip:No, please, please, please. I thought he wasn't that good. Yeah, one of those ones. But yeah, anyway, the whole point is that, are you banging Jim? Is that what you said? You've been? He's been going to Jim, yeah. Yeah, banging Jim. David Lloyds, now you bang Jim? You do look good. You look good. Yeah, do you know what, bro? I don't, I just walk past the gym and go to the spa a lot. Nah, you probably prefer it as me, Jim. I've been in there a couple of times recently because I've got my UK tour coming up. I want to get topless and have a couple of veins yeah I wanted to the photos we were talking about where you take your top off I wanted to maybe look a little bit lighter yeah you could get on like Ozempic or something yeah that's probably one of the most disrespectful fucking things you could say to somebody that's grinding right now

1:10:44Cal:you're not he's not in the shape to need that mate he doesn't need Ozempic I'm saying if he wants to get like quick you said I was looking good earlier you said I had a glow you're looking good why don't you jump on Ozempic by the way but if you said to me that I jump on trend I'd be like oh so I get whammer so he gets langer like what are we doing there yeah you mentioned a zempick you've mentioned steroids you mentioned all sorts of shit man

1:11:04Chip:yeah it's a bit dark I think you look good I think you look good as well and also I can see the difference just keep going on your journey as is don't use these things ignore the naysayers mate this is why I never introduce my cool mates to my other mates oh now he's cool is he now he's cool last minute you needed a zempick

1:11:21Cal:now he's cool yeah yeah came and pulled after this one yeah absolutely yeah absolutely maybe a little hot tub session little chick chat sauna spa if you fancy it I'm gonna buy I'm gonna buy a vape while you sleep in the fucking train station hey buy me one while you're at it you're alright sound mate a long day for me up at 7am filming with fucking minister oh

1:11:42Chip:yeah was that actually crazy it looked sick couple sick shoots actually yeah couple zingers dropped I think did you do what you always do what make it about you is it always so back and forth these podcasts yeah are they I don't like that you said that because I did walk off thinking I spoke a lot that's the worst feeling you know I've been there it wasn't though because someone's got to talk and I fill empty gaps but it's just like they call me poly filler

1:12:09Cal:yeah you take your face because all the comments are going to be like that guy was so jarring I've had that they call me the PVA of the YouTube game what's that mean oh glue PVA glue people love to sniff you you know when you just put it on your fingers you can get it off when you're younger I was filling gaps come on you know I'm not on that okay no It's like your weird uncle You should have seen him We're in like We're outside my hotel Really classy area And there's a massive horse statue And he's just He's doing it again Oh she It's fine You might want to rate the story It was just about you Fucking that horse In front of everyone Oh yeah I was fucking a horse Not a real one You can't even do that anymore Can't do anything bro No sorry I mean like You know Like being inappropriate With statues It used to be so common You can't even fucking do that anymore It used to be so acceptable, but now they've got fucking rights and all sorts.

1:12:59A few fucking broken ribs and all of a sudden it's an issue. Chiller.

1:13:03Cal:Wait, what?

1:13:07Cal:What do you mean? Wait, you just took my brain off and it was. This might be one. It's an all-time performance. Oh my God.

1:13:18Chip:So have you left the shoe anxious about your performance? Not at all. I left thinking you did a good job. Okay. What about you injure the horse? You don't need to stop talking about like how good of a job I rock up, I do my thing and I'm on to the next.

1:13:30Cal:No. Gotta gas yourself up, man. Be like, yeah. I get gassed up before I go. Are we still talking about horses? Are we on about the other? Rock up, do my thing and fuck off on to the next. I was going on to the next one.

1:13:46Cal:You stress, mate. This is what you want to do. Yeah, this is what I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:13:52Chip:The last gas that we get for AB. fucking hell if you only want to know if that he's been up against the ropes all that's alright I'm going to do two pods a month and I've got Halloween one as well yeah no but you don't have to nah but I will yeah

1:14:06Cal:you get dressed up yeah we're getting dressed up because he loves click farming we would invite you but the couch is full it's a four player game oh no look at him

1:14:14Chip:four player game now he's getting you know in the playground like the fucking greasy kid would come up to you oh can I play Tig and you go it's five player games max lobby and it's like it's obviously not that's why they fucking said that to me oh my god TIG's in the slobby jumping in like you guys did Scott Phil I would never be the person to say that but I'd come up behind him and go it is a five player game sorry yeah you always back it second in command second little right hand man jobby do you like to call it Dobby no we used to call TIG Dobby we had a game called Herobrine was what Herobrine it's like the evil Steve from Minecraft but it was literally just like Blocky but like someone was like oh I'm Herobrine what the fuck are you talking about we had the same thing in primary school no no no but what's the game Blocky you fucking lucky he just backed you up on that you don't know Blocky you don't know what Blocky is it's basically let's say there's one tree right that's the fucking spot you gotta get to you all go and hide and there's people say it's like there's a whoever's like the person protecting the doggy spot, it sounds mad weird now.

1:15:28Basically, you've got to get to the post and get a book, one, two, three, A, B, Alfie in. And I've made it. I'm safe. We called it 40-40 in. That's what we called it. So like gradually, you just see people run for it and they got to make it. But if they take you, you're out. You've not made it.

1:15:41Chip:And there's one defender. But yeah, but sometimes, well, you recruit them when you take them. But then there'd be people sat around, stood around the tree and then be like, the fuck you doggy garden. you're not a doggy guard you can't just wait by it how are we ever meant to get in that was a good game it was a good game

1:15:57Cal:don't feel fake it's like fucking story bro bro say that sorry just explain that one more time I don't fully get it no please don't explain nah I fully got that one actually it was class nah bro that's sick maybe we should play after this yeah that's the next loaded you ever play heads down thumbs up yeah yeah then you used to go for the girl you fancy and then you'd be like nah it's harassment yeah or you'd get like mad giddy you'd be like oh she just took my phone and then you'd see your boy's shoes and you're like oh yeah you'd always be looking no one ever picked me because I was fucking flat

1:16:32Cal:nah it's alright guys tell me otherwise nah we were laughing at our own shit yeah I know you were one little inside joke yeah I love that

1:16:39Chip:nah come on the pod and do that I was just staring at him I feel left out huh what were you staring at I was just staring at him oh right okay because you're saying mad shit yeah he's just kind of on his own wave here you got any other games that you used to play Alfie?

1:16:53Cal:Alfie? oh that's when you're in trouble bro when the big boy calls you out what's your middle? Noah carry on what were you going to say? I will do Greg and Callum what are we doing here? Gregles

1:17:06Chip:Gregles I like that name Greg rhymes with sounds quite festive Greg's quite nice Gregles Greg rhymes with Jeg it does so I don't trust you Jeggy Greg no it doesn't rhyme with Jeg's all puzzle Jeg and Greg I'm not sure that rhymes I'm not sure Both end and egg I think they do Well as a musician here I'm willing to Say that it doesn't Anyways Good calf muscles Still putting the song If I make you a song You're gonna wait for us to wrap I swear to god Yeah I'll learn it And like perform it And shit Sick Has anyone put a bar about you? I feel like people Would have done Musical beef Every now and again people like mention like oh window kid can i see through some shit so they're mums and then like and then they'll like reference my name but i never know if they're like going at me or whether they're just oh i get it because when you don't mean i don't know they're just like like what i got one guy did one yesterday i don't remember his name he was on this uh this d's factory thing in london and he says like a window kid bar and i thought is that about me or is that just like you're just dropping the name and but the answer is no i don't think anyone's mentioned oh my god Wait, there's a rapper That's done a bar about me And he's taken the piss out of me, innit?

1:18:20Oh, has he? Oh, Mr. Greedy Is that who I told her? I'm just trying to smash right now like a boulder It's gotta be Mr. Greedy If it's not, then you're fucking No Show it, show it

1:18:32Cal:I've not seen this It's the best Yeah, yeah, yeah Wait, which one? The one with the fucking condom on his nut We've got the same FYP Do you want to sit the head for the one? Or should I just play it out? No, I don't No, that's a different one. That's a different one. No, that's not it. I might read a renegade.

1:18:48Chip:It's about me though. Oh, is it actually your name? Yeah, it says something freezy. Oh. Type in, oh fuck. And he's just like, psyched me off. Bar, freezy bar, nah.

1:19:04Cal:Lyric, lyric.

1:19:05Chip:You know what? Would you ever make one of them YouTube music videos and like send for someone? Nah. Look who it is. I think it's such a tough one. Mash tag wanted us to do a cypher didn't he yeah you're a natural rapper with a career Cal Freezy lyric and I'm probably keep hold of it probably not being part of your shit maybe just google it actually god forbid but just whack it in yeah cause right now it's looking like you've lied nah I remember seeing it and the boys put it in the group chat and I was just saying like what the fuck it's a drill song you might have been dreaming Cal Freezy diss track the lemons nah there's a drill song that's like I don't want to hear about your family but I was like is he chatting about No, that's not about you.

1:19:42Chip:Try and not make those things about you. Well, who else has done it on a bigger scale than me? Well, you've got to remember, people just... Saying those fucking words. You're not saying people use the phrase... I don't really care about your family. You're saying your family. I'm telling you. I'm not asking, I'm telling you. Nah. This will go down well on TikTok, actually. Well, nah, because it's not even a big tune, like... Oh, don't be like that. Why are you being like that about the song? I'm not... I think you want to go... This guy's obviously tried to grind out a nice tune and you've got it oh it's not even big like that you've just called it shit pretty much if you and men are taking jabs don't expect me not to slip them

1:20:15Cal:oh what does that mean that was horrible what do you mean by that oh that boxing yeah break it down oh we got a guest on chat to him keep fucking dobbing me in your shit

1:20:27Chip:alright we got some would you rather's here and I swear to god these are better yeah I was gonna say I actually pre-vetted these ones to make sure that cause the last let me go first

1:20:38Cal:I like the look of the first one This is so much fun. Let me go. Let me go. Would you rather sweat piss or everything you drink has the same effect as alcohol? Read it. Say that again. Would you rather sweat piss or everything you drink has the same effect as alcohol? He could never drink a glass of water again. Oh, yeah.

1:20:56Chip:Well, think about that. No, no, no. It's just the same effect as it. This is the effect, yeah. Maybe not necessarily. Yeah, so you actually get away with it. Ah.

1:21:03Cal:Alcohol.

1:21:05Chip:This is your way back in. Nah, this is it. Sweating piss is pretty bad though Is it? I would rather sweat piss That's a good point Yeah of course it is Is the smell of piss Like if you're hydrated Is it that far off The smell of sweat Like bad Like some clear piss Doesn't smell that bad Does it? No you could definitely Mitigate it Get on your hand But I would just be Wearing layers and layers And I'd just be there like Sweating bare piss Yeah I'm a sweaty guy Is the issue Yeah I've probably got some Oh yeah Me too When I touched you On the back You had it

1:21:36Cal:Yeah like everything you drink alright let's just say you just don't drink that much I'm gonna go with alcohol on that one yeah just get a little bit

1:21:45Chip:I'm gonna be the sweaty piss boy I'm not I like being asked it rather than reading it alright I just let you in the eyes as I ask you the question would you rather have to pick up you drop your what what fucking English

1:21:59Cal:would you rather

1:22:00Chip:have to pick up everything you drop with your arse cheek or flick yourself in the nuts every time you say um nuts because i've on a podcast though no but it would make you stop yeah you'd stop you never say them again the original one was every time you flick yourself you get one percent harder every time that was the original one by the top well you're getting stiff while it's happening no no no as in you're not getting harder it's the flick getting harder yeah oh oh i'm fucking brick now this is flick 100 a little bit more hard like every time you do it you've got to go a bit harder. Why have you gone to 100 %

1:22:36Cal:and what's beyond that? No, 100 % every time. Are you talking about boner or are you talking about... No. I can't as in... I'm not boner. Oh, the flick is just harder. Pick everything up my arms. I've got a hard flick as well. I think, yeah, I think you'll have to go with the flicks. I think you would just change your vocab. Yeah, you would, you would. And could, instead of saying,

1:22:53Chip:could you not go, semantics now, bro, just relax, yeah. It's just a fucking little funny. Yeah, thanks for fucking ruining it. Just trying to have a bit of funsies. Yeah. fuck can't say anything to get a fucking laugh around it would you rather fucking prison no i didn't sorry would you rather have to fight a clone of yourself once a year or fuck a clone of yourself once a year and it's a voodoo so you're feeling but that thing is so hard because i'm laying but i'm also sick at fighting as well so it's like i actually think i think i'd be able

1:23:27Cal:to that myself. Sick of fighting. I was thinking both of them sound boring.

1:23:39All right.

1:23:40Chip:All right. Fair as well. Shall I go on to the next one? I'd rather fight myself. I'd be fighting. You versus you.

1:23:45Cal:By the way, yeah. It's once a year. So what? You just have a little scrap of yourself. Oh, you just fuck yourself. That's not good. I think it's probably quite useful. I'm going to look at it. Yeah. Especially if yourself there's no repercussions. Sort yourself out a little bit.

1:23:56Chip:No, but you could get fucked up, whereas at least if you're porking yourself, it's more of like a... It's a pleasure thing. If you get fucked up by yourself... I've been nailing myself, and I'm like, I'm not that fire, bro. Especially in doggy.

1:24:11Cal:Also, yeah. If you get fucked up by yourself, that's fucking pathetic, isn't it? No, because it's you. Yeah. Yeah, and what? You've made a clone of you, and you can't even beat yourself. Yeah, but you're probably just going to be grabbing into each other because you think the same. Yeah. Nah, no one thinks that. Does anyone have to come? Oh, in fact, just kidding. Would you rather... This is bad. Would you rather every time you orgasm, your dad gets a text about it? Or every time your dad orgasms, you get a text about it? That's crazy. That's mad. I feel like... First one, I want my dad to know that I ain't getting shit.

1:24:44Cal:He's raising fucking pussy. I don't have a text in here. This guy... Your mouth is doing not disturb. Fucking no text in five years. Imagine that when you're running late there and it's like, Dad, one sec, it'll be about 20 minutes. then two minutes later Kamala you could have made it on time you just sat at home gooning notification oh oh oh that's it oh reel it reel it get on there restart the whole pod reload the whole fucking up that was great that was good nah I think I'd rather my dad gets a notification because he can never goon but it's more normal for like if I'm seeing bear notifications come through I'm like oh that's mad disturbing whereas if he's seen it you reckon your dad's getting after it like that no I don't know I don't want to think about it I'm saying like it's more normal for like oh my son's like he's gooning a goon at it yeah that's normal he's got a problem I think it'd be alright to get one about your dad he'd just be like go on dad yeah do you know what maybe

1:25:43Chip:nah like Christmas day you just get one you're like disgusting he's literally he's in shit yeah yeah

1:25:50Cal:fuck it I'm just going to toilet you get to know it he's wanking he's wanking He's wanking in the system. You were in the same room as him. No, what's wrong? What? You look at him and just like that.

1:26:03Chip:Watching a movie, sex scene. Fuck.

1:26:08Chip:Always remarkable. I think you'd have to have it where your dad gets a text. I'll just text him like, yo, that's, sorry about this, but you don't actually have that long to live anyways, bro. Oh, that's fucking horrible. No, like it's just a text for a few years, bro. And then it is what it is.

1:26:21Cal:Yes, he's got life in him, that old codger. or did your parents ever make you close your eyes when like mad scenes were coming on? They were like, close your eyes, son. You're closing, but you're like this. Wait, do you know what I was just... What's going on? Tell me when it's over. Oh my God, no idea. I just thought back, just bring it back a little bit. I just thought, do you know like, do you reckon when your dad's dead, you kind of think, oh, don't really get them texted anymore, man. I miss them. I miss them. I'm scrolling through the old one part off. 457 on Tuesday.

1:26:54Chip:Oh, I remember his New Year again.

1:26:59Do you know what I mean? Reminiscing a bit.

1:27:02Cal:Yeah. What if you get one from the grave? Oh my God. You think he's dead? You're like, you're fucking digging that shit up. Like, I know you just know it. You fucking, you're lying. He's alive. Stop crying. Get one of the fucking funeral. Like, pop the casket open. The goon of Christmas past. Anyway, read the next one. What do I get to read one? Yeah, go. The one under the orgasm text. Yeah, there you go. Would you rather every time you cough, a butt plug falls out your trouser leg? Or every time you sneeze, you become naked for three seconds? Oh, shit. I mean, the butt plug's more subtle. You can just kick it once it's falling.

1:27:45Cal:No, but you know that. What if you're fucking chilling and you're stood outside anywhere, nursery? Just go home. You cough. What butt plug you want about? Yeah. But the other one's full naked. Your example for standing outside the nursery was a butt plug falling out your trousers and not being butt naked.

1:28:03Chip:You could probably say that that one's not your fault though. I would just start telling people like, oh, your eyes are glitching and shit. Like three seconds. I'd be like, were you just fucking naked? What for three seconds? Have I done that then? I'd start gaslighting people like crazy. I would just hold your eye contact while it's Murphy's law, mate. You could obviously in the little butt plug, like joke I've been doing about that. Watch this. And you just like, it just falls out every time. I'm going to go with the butt plug. I'm going with the butt plug. The thing is, I feel like, see with a sneeze, you can feel that coming for a little while.

1:28:31Chip:So you can maybe get quickly behind something. I can stop myself from sneezing. that's why. You could actually all have one, innit? Yeah,

1:28:38Cal:yeah, yeah. You could probably just sell it as like a magic shit. Like, oh, kids, like, watch. If you have a coughing fit. For which one? Wait, what? Because kids are terrible. No, not kids. I'm talking about kids. fine anyone adults

1:28:54Cal:because if you know it's coming and then you see it's like fucking hell you probably make a lot of cash off that actually I was saying you could sell the butt plugs I'm just thinking if you have a coughing fit there could be like 10 butt plugs falling out oh is it cough what it was sneeze oh man

1:29:13Chip:the last one doesn't appear to be a would you rather it's something that Stanley just appears to be curious about if you could dispense five liquids from your fingers what would they be white monster protein shake water orange leucoside beer which beer could have just a cold corona oh shit

1:29:34Cal:alright that's a valid list but you've not thought about a deterrent deterrent deterrent yeah nobody likes being nutted on so one of them if that is one any criminal anything but I've got a little finger down here that does that bro nut gun I got a little finger down here bro or you could do wasting one of your things you've already got a thing that does it yeah but I can't do it on command anymore how would they know it's not mate fucking you can tell them all the way consistency texture smell everything chemical properties things that would be out a little microscope never mind guys this has been so class hasn't it

1:30:13Chip:yeah yeah what would you be your five window kid Greggles I hate how my mind I'm supposed to not

1:30:22Cal:I need to pay myself out straight away I need to go to fucking Wall Street and start fucking business and finance I don't know man why water do you think AB sometimes you do just need water if I'm in the desert if I'm in the desert

1:30:41Chip:this is exactly like the mob if I'm in the desert I don't want a protein shake valid I don't want white monsters sometimes I just want fucking water I suppose water is a shag. We buy water bottles all the time. I'm going to go with water on one of them then. All right. It's like a meat off. No, I just asked for a question, brother.

1:30:54Cal:The elixir of life, they call it. What, are you going to let him answer? I just wanted to, like, interject, not interrupt. I'm just going to think about the things I drink the most. It can be, like, condiments as well. I think that's sort of allowed. Condiments. Condiments. I want Nutella in one of them. Good words, then.

1:31:11Chip:Well, a little ketchup on that. A little brown sauce. Brown sauce would go crazy. Maybe like... A1 sauce. Maybe like cheese. Is there any drugs we can put in our fingers? Yeah. Paracetamol. Valium. Okay, so can one be a penjimin? You can hit it like...

1:31:26Cal:It's liquid, isn't it? Someone asked if I was on Tylenol the other day. That's a different issue. Water, Gaviscon, mint tea. Calpol.

1:31:38Chip:Oi, did you take Tylenol as a kid? Is it paracetamol? Oh, check it. What's that fucking liquid fucking painkiller stuff? Codeine. Oh lean. Morphine. Put morphine in one that'd be fine. I'm gonna have morphine in one of mine. Yeah. Don't yell at me like that. You just got all the makings for lean here. Yeah let's go. Lemonade. Just all five in one cup. Pre-methazine. Just fucking high five folk and just getting fucked. Yo you know too much. Would you have TRT in one? I don't need it. I'm 22.

1:32:13There's been so many pods. Everyone's I'm checking out in this pod, bro. Checking out. I'm in a fucking nightmare rotation.

1:32:22Chip:This is even going to go down as one of the greatest or one of the worst. I bet this is an all-timey, yeah. Maybe not for the audio.

1:32:28Cal:I think people are going to kick off and they're going to be like, it was so brain rock. Fucking hell. It has to be brain rock. He wouldn't be on guest. Yeah. When the fuck will Chip start talking about doing it? He's fucking 31. Get a mortgage. You just told me nothing. Why is this landing so close to home? Oh my God. I will get a mortgage actually you fucking little prick I will hand in my P45 bro yeah maybe I am coaching him to replace me that's what the comments are saying alright

1:32:56Chip:can we wrap this round a tree what this whole pod can we drive this into the fucking nether I'd like to wrap this pod up that's what I'm saying but wait there guys

1:33:12Cal:I don't think we should I think we've got another game I think something's coming stop fucking tapping my chair man you're actually doing my fucking head now I got a little like is this how they normally are thinking it you know what I mean what's happened what's happened since I got here right look guys let's go on now you're fitting quite well let's go on to the next discussion I'm enjoying it are you actually having a good time I've said it three times and that's mad yeah you are begging it hope you have a great time but I've rated having you here as well then say okay oh here we go what are you doing you're like I can't get a bit jolly on the pub what you got on honestly nothing man I don't think wait really no show

1:33:47Chip:some podcast chat in it yeah no this is what I was just trying to spark something to life here yeah that's alright erm what have I got on this week I'm tired probably getting water out of stone with you it's blood erm it just seems like unreal it it's so annoying because I've got getting water out of finger you know what I mean yeah he's got a busy week yeah yeah yeah give me a sec fuck up quickly just check my calendar get that done all right here read out this confession go on when will the pod end that confession it's a lot well am i reading it hold it is that what he said yeah all right oh my eyes are so bad by the way i was in my first class at university wait i was in my first class at university of the year and some guy at the back of the lecture hall started gooning under his desk.

1:34:39No one noticed at first, but when the teacher went silent, you could hear him stroking it whilst moaning. Everyone turned around to see what it was and he looked back and carried on. He was later kicked out of the class as he was seen on the camera. Mid-class goon on a quiet one. You gotta do what you gotta do. You can't moan. That's a rookie mistake. Yeah, man. If you were to publicly do that. I regret obviously doing it, man, but like... that's not a guest confession oh right I thought I'd say that was me no you gotta just own it

1:35:13Chip:no matter what they say I thought that's what the game was you gotta convince us that it was you that's a sick segment I lied to you it's not a confession though

1:35:22Cal:is it it's not the guy so do you want

1:35:24Chip:to go again nah have you ever had anyone do any weird shit at your shows that maybe not good in the crowd in the crowd yeah everyone's fucked oh no I get you they're fucked no one's fucked in the crowd no do you know what I played at bass fest actually and one of the girls who was with all of us said that they say on the front row that someone genuinely was fucking yeah like the girl on the front on the barrier and a guy stood behind and he was just a fucking raw dog innit yeah I never saw it maybe he was just like dancing with I thought he was catching wines but with intercourse like clap weird dance with that's big that aka doggy do you reckon is there one tune that you reckon of yours that would have inspired that you got any horn dog songs it's gotta be boozy yeah um I don't really have any horny songs really man you might have to write one maybe we could write a horny song wait the fellas the fellas Christmas song where we mentioned all these different things and now it's about Christmas apparently as well I actually need that I need a fellas freestyle fellas freestyle including horny edition yeah oh you're that's crazy stop thinking about horses that's our producer it's back on the horse stop no I'm just waiting for that fella sing to hit the corner do you reckon you'll get after seeing the performance on this do you reckon you'll get call ups for any other pods nah alright cool alright let's wrap this up alright we'll see you guys there thanks for watching of course don't forget to subscribe tickets oh they won't be out there's a couple left oh for the UK tour no no for the Oz one do you know when the Oz thing's being announced no no no just pending just pending but Tune's coming out though Australia I'm coming for you Folklore's coming out windowkid.uk for the final tickets for the UK tour go check me on the windowkid on Instagram windowkid on TikTok the windowkid show on YouTube all the best fuck yeah see you guys in a little bit don't forget to give us a little rating on Spotify if you wouldn't mind five stars if you rate us any less I'm actually gonna be fucking mad not landing later