256. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: W2S On Sidemen Anniversary & AB’s New London House!

7:59Chip:Speaking of which You just moved into the new gaff Yeah I moved in today Congratulations Cheers lads Rough start We do have some gifts for you Yeah we got you some Well housewarming presents Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need some little bits. Nah, this is my favourite thing. Can we give him his one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got another one. Oh, it's just a card. No, no, no. We got you some other stuff. There's more, there's more. It might be like a... Just take the glove off. An IOU of something, maybe. Yeah. Nah, on this... Like a fridge or something. I don't know. Nah. Can you just wait? We got a few other bits for you.

8:29Here's your first dinner tonight. I don't know if I've got an oven or not. Yeah. There you go. You know what? The freezer's not actually on yet because we've not sorted the electricity bill but

8:38Chip:we'll keep them in the freezer here wait actually no electricity in the gas no I could turn lights on but the fridge ain't on I don't know what's going on you've got electricity there I'll be switching to cupboard the fridge ain't plugged in I think is your issue that's built into a kitchen though no so it'll have a plug as well alright yeah I'll sort the fridge on and one more thing one more thing oh cheers lads there you go that's huge you don't like that I like champagne nah you don't you're gonna read the card out Can I be honest with you? Actually, I'll let you read it out. Let's see what it says.

9:10Enjoy your lovely new home. That's nice, isn't it? Here we go. Dear AB, nice one on moving to the big smoke. Now you can be in even more recordings from fellas team. I was expecting a little bit, but that was actually fun. No, no. It was just a wholesome bit. It's a morning one.

9:23Cal:I found the five that fell out. We ain't got that budget, mate. Was there no money in that? Nah, bro. Yeah. Not even a voucher. No, it's been a rough start to moving in because I've ordered a sofa off at Amazon, which I've had loads of slander for. Everyone's like, Harry at the party the other day was just like, it's going to be fucking shit. So that got me gassed to move in. And then, yeah, they called me the other day when I was still up north and were like, oh, you said, by the way, second time I've rescheduled it. They were like, oh, we're on the way. And I was like, I'm in Leeds, bro. And he was like, oh, we'll come back tomorrow then.

9:53Anyway, 5.30 a.m. this morning. Just get like 10 phone calls in a row. I think a relative's died or something. I pick up. Oh, yeah, your sofa's here. And I'm at a hotel. So I was literally just like, I'm never rude to people, but I was like, this is bad. I went like at 5.30 a.m. And he went, yeah, yeah, we're here. We've had you booked in for six. And I was like, yeah, just take it back. Take it back. I'm sleeping. He went, you want to reschedule? I went, I just, and I just hung up. No, shocking. No, but come on. 5.30 is mental. Did you book it for six? He said you were booking for six or seven.

10:30I was like, no, I fucking wasn't.

10:31Chip:I reckon you thought you were booking it for 6 p.m. No, I didn't book it. I just said, like, bring it on this day. I didn't think that'd be in the middle of the night. Even though Amazon did that. Like, I didn't think it was an option to get a sofa on there. Neither. 500 quid. Steal. But is delivery fee more? Is it a prime delivery? You're getting free delivery on a sofa. I don't know. That's quite good. I don't know. But you are right. Like, this will be the world's shittest sofa. What the fuck? I mean, it's rude on there, to be fair. Brown sofa. Or B-round. No, this is a great bit. Trust me, mate.

10:59Cal:It's fucking shit. It's not. It's just an L sofa with a fucking brow. It's going to be so uncomfy, bro. You're not coming to my gaff anyway. It's going to be like fucking sitting inside a cave. You're just on some serious hater energy today, and I'm not liking it. No, because, look, you know, I actually... He's going to get comments like I did on the window. I'm so helpful with him and his move. Like, he's like, I've got no furniture. So I send him about six links, sending mattresses, sending bed frames, all sorts. And I've got links and proof of me going, look, bro, he's like, nah, I don't like that colour.

11:28Cal:So I change up my whole set, all my filters. don't worry bro I'll find you green so I'm going through finding green fucking bed frames and everything

11:34Chip:like a fatherly figure you're helping him out that's a good one that's a great one well that's not the one I got so can we just can we stop

11:41Cal:boys I'll buy that that looks alright bro the one I got looks alright nah mate anyway yeah I've currently just got an empty gaff just sat on the floor it's shit I've just got a mattress on the floor to be fair like as long as you can sit on it

11:55Chip:I don't appreciate that bro but I asked him oh have you got the internet sorted that's the main thing right Yeah, I've not done that. What? Do you even know who your internet provider is? It's Virgin or something. I'll just message the last tenant.

12:07Cal:I cannot spot you for a bit. Also, I can't do a lot. No, but the last tenant has like some one of one Milan handcrafted bed. And he had to get a crane to get it in the gaff. Because there's no lift. It's just impossible to get anything in. And the headboard's stuck in the gaff. So he like, he can't get, I can't redo anything until it's gone. So he gave me a free mirror and lampshade today. As a story. These mirrors are expensive. So that's quite nice. Yeah. Oh, speaking of expensive mirrors, you spent 10 grand. Yeah, but I've got a lot of use out of it. It's a great mirror. Unbelievable mirror.

12:34It is a good mirror. I've seen it. Could you search up Timothy Alton infinity mirror? This is a fucking nuts. They do. Well, they had a great shot around the corner and then they turned it into a Hugo Boss. Well, he died. It's a good... Hugo Boss? No. Timothy Alton? Yeah, he died. Oh. It's the long one. Yeah, the long one.

12:53Cal:I bet your mirror is spiked in price. Yeah, so it actually looks like you're going into a portal. So you'll see yourself like bang on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. But I've had it for like three, four years and all the lights are still intact but as soon as the light goes the whole effect will go. The gimmick's over. So I need to, well, he's dead now but I was going to call Tim Fjolton to sort it because I don't know how you get a replacement thing for it. Especially now the shop's gone.

13:20Chip:Yeah. But yeah, your mirror's very nice. You've done your flat out quite nice. You've got like a pool table in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's one of them like, you have a dinner table, you take the dinner table off, it's a pool table underneath. I need some shit like that. Get a dartboard. Dartboard's a good to have. Yeah. Yeah, you need some stuff because it's a bachelor pad. Yeah, exactly. Single. Young. What about a nice bit of artwork? I don't know, maybe from your favorite TV show or something. Maybe your favorite character in a TV show. If you're asking if I brought the Jon Snow painting, I left it.

13:54Fucking hell. Why? Because I got the Arthur Morgan one made, which was sick. And everyone was like, oh, that's cold. So I was like, all right, let me get a Jon Snow one. Apparently that's just a crime.

14:02Cal:Did the same guy do both? Yeah. The Red Dead one is sick. Yeah, the Jon Snow. What about the Jon Snow? Well, look, I'll just be honest. Obviously, it's fucking pretty shit.

14:11Chip:But the Red Dead one is sick. I just don't like the blue. No, but the problem is, it's not the painting that's bad. No, yeah, yeah. It's the fact that he's asked for a Jon Snow painting. It's just for a gaming room.

14:22Cal:It's just for a tiny little gaming room with some cool characters about. It's more about the fact that, yeah, it's Jon Snow. and it's just like

14:27Chip:I swear you had it in your living room like first thing you see when you come in like what you doing

14:31Cal:mucking about looking up to Jon Snow like King of the North not real that's what they call me oh is that what you thought that's what he's called no just Jon Snow's a sick character he is he is that's not a weird character to get well I think Arthur Morgan like it works right okay but you were comparing it to that fucking final boss that got the Thomas Shelby mural in his gown

14:50Chip:it's not the same it's not the same it's not far off though you do need to take a picture with that picture up though like it's never been up crushed velvet in the background nah trying to think what you need in a flat how many rooms have you got one bedroom and then one living area yeah hmm there's a lot of space there's a lot of space there there is I'm going to get Con to do a set up in the corner one that like matches the vibe of the living room set up in the bedroom or in the main room in the main room okay um what could you get you could get a get a a pot in green I'm not really into golf like that there get a little paddle sort of thing.

15:25Table tennis table? Would you put that in there? Yeah. Yeah. It won't get up the stairs. That could double, but you could double it. Yeah, you can get a pool table with a table tennis topping on it. No, but the issue is... You can't get up. No, the issue is... Oh, yeah, shit, you're not getting up, are you? It's like a spiral metal staircase. So, like, the fucking poor blokes carrying up the mattress today were literally like, fuck.

15:43Chip:You know what you need to do is hire... You know how your last tenant got the crane for the bed? You stockpile all the stuff and then you just hire that crane for one day and you just put everything in. I know, but they've sacked him off now. They're saying it's a health and safety risk to get it down when they got it up. Oh. There's a lot of politics going on with it, bro. I'm not really happy about it. Why would you design a building where the only way in and out is a spiral staircase? There must be like... You don't actually understand how tiring it is. It's genuinely like 10 minutes on a stairmaster.

16:07Like, it's fucked. Sick gaffe, though. I am happy with it. That just nerfs it quite heavily.

16:14Chip:You were saying that, like, you've already tried to bring a few birds back in it, and it worked out. Literally, my first day here was today. Oh. I have a mattress. Oh, no, you said when you do bring them back because you're... I just thought like there's no way I could get any human just to enjoy this. Like, you know what I mean? If they're wearing heels as well. Oh, it's just one more set of stairs, sweetheart. You know what? You need a winch. A winch. Have you seen that when they do what they said? The concrete up and you can put like a bucket down and then... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:41It's a makeshift lift. My parents did like Christmas so they would wrap the presents in their bedroom, which is upstairs and then so they didn't wake us up downstairs. They would pulley it down out the window it went the extra mile down to stop my mum to do runs up it's quite a wealthy thing to do that what is it yeah well a bucket a bucket in the body it's pretty entry level objects

17:02Cal:it just feels like quite wealthy like oh how did your parents get your presents down without waking up well they didn't know

17:07Chip:at the time because that was because they did that my dad's quite like he likes building those kind of things so he probably took quite pride in his winch system yeah I see it I see it I was trying to think if I could give you any like tips about moving in. I'll be honest with you. My first tip is always before you move in, sort the internet and the electricity, but 5g there hotspot to my laptop on the mattress on the floor.

17:31Cal:If it's 5g,

17:33Chip:it's all right. You've already done it with a VPN, mate. I might still technically be in Germany right now. Have you had, have you, have you had your, your, listen, bro. There we go. No, it's just been a really boring day. I needed something to do. I didn't rate it because the whole rooms mirrors and I like rolled over and I made eye contact with myself on the floor on the, you couldn't even make five hours into the gap before you ripped it. And then what are you loving up to?

18:12Chip:What's on the door? What we got here? Simon talent show. Oh yeah. Yes. yes yes chip not one of your finest performances i thought chip was the only one i haven't seen i thought it was the only fucking good yeah i was gonna say i think it's i was i i meant more so the fact that you didn't get enough screen time yeah yeah who uh so what went on obviously someone's butchered the bed somewhere you can't say that no i don't think

18:37Cal:it was butchered but like the comments are saying that i think what they did is they they tried they tried to include everyone in it even if that meant just like a little bit long as well yeah i think they just like to try to skim through but i think they should just cut people like you should have been like it's not good just cut it but i think they want to give everyone a bit of i hear that

18:55Chip:though because if somebody's making the effort to go but they don't have a fucking x factor and britain's got talent you just get cut from the whole thing i think they do like little mini montages i think that was the vibe that i'll be honest i haven't seen it okay i've just heard like little mini montage of a few cut between which i think was what bgt do they'll like show a few like one of them aren't as good did they get your because you know how you spoke on the pod about how you had the person talk about how their dad died and stuff yeah they got one of them they got one of them

19:22Cal:yeah well I've got some story like someone died and he goes oh my dad's died and I go sorry to hear that and I'm smiling oh that's quite good they got a couple like you know pretty borderline racist remarks from me in there and stuff so I'm pretty happy yeah that was a bad one actually so I'm pretty well that's subjective but I'm pretty happy I didn't feel bad for you because like did you know you were just going to be like not with us the whole day was it pitched to you well because I felt oh yeah good point I saw him at the start of the day and then didn't see him for like six hours no I didn't know it was going to be that intense like it was like ten hours of presenting and I was like oh wait like three hours in I was like this is quite long I would have thought it was long as well wait did you even get to watch the act but I was like oh but to be fair I'm like the main presenter so like this will be cool I'll probably get a lot of screen time and after the day I was like dropped so many zingers Finn was like that's one of the best songs he's ever done I was like yeah sick Finn comes out fucking shit show and like no people are calling it the worst Sidemen Sunday ever I did see that TikTok and I'm not even like one or two like you know flyby comments it's just a full fucking comment section saying never again and I'm just like no you are a part of it nah it's alright I'm part of that

20:32Chip:that's a bit of history though

20:34Cal:at least you get that you hosted the worst video Yeah, yeah. You know what? I conducted the whole fucking thing. So, you know, I need to have a word with Finn and all the boys, but please have me back. We'll have you back. We'll put in a fucking shift there. We'll get you on a fun one next time. You owe me a road trip or something, bro. Please. Please do, because no one wants to drive on road trips anymore. Those are the ones I love. I'll drive and I swear to God, I'll barely crash it.

20:58Chip:Good. Good, good. Yeah. The one person you don't want in a road trip video is Arthur TV. He's kind of driving, yeah. So bad. You've been on his team in one of those. To be fair, he has really good vibes in the car. Yeah, he's great. He's great. He's great in the passenger seat or in the back. But if he's driving, nightmare. Because his conversation goes as it would be if he was a passenger, as he's driving. Right. He just doesn't pay. There's no focus on the road.

21:22Cal:He drove into a parts car on my video. Luckily, I had insurance, but he crashed the RV, didn't he? The car park. It's his only driving experience in Jersey. That's a good point. I feel like that's not the real world. I will say he drove he drove us back or he drove us to the Lake District or drove us around the Lake District and he was good there so maybe he's a Country Roads yeah like in Country Roads all his skill points on that Tasha's come off bro well

21:45Chip:on the topic of Sidemen we got a gift for you as well oh do you? yeah we wanted to congratulate you 12 years oh thank you of the Sidemen so you know we obviously got AB a gift and we thought it would only it would only be right let's go thank you very much congratulations oh chocolate button My favourite. Yeah, I know you love... You are actually alright with eating the buttons. Yeah, I can eat the buttons. Yeah, I thought so. I figured that was good. And we know you also have a problem as well. So we got you a nice bottle or something to say congratulations. This has been great. I keep thinking of little pranks, but it's just nice.

22:19No, wait.

22:20Chip:Read the card because I don't know what's in it. All right, all right. I'm excited. How did the show get so wholesome? Oh, there we go. I think it's important to have this, you know. Your boys should celebrate your successes. Who wrote this though? Thank you, bro. Just a bit further down. Do we know who wrote this? Yeah, this will be me. Well, you kept the price on, Sam. Oh, have they? How much did it cost us? £2.50. You know what? That's an expensive card. It is, all right. Happy anniversary. Here you go. Freezy cursed image. Burger. Nice. Dear Harry, well done. I get to 12 years with the Sidemen.

22:49We've loved Team Fellows. That's love. Oh, there you go. Can we acknowledge the Freezy Pumpkin as well? Oh, that is quite good. Please acknowledge it. That's the best bit of work I've ever done in my life. That must have been fiddly as well, by the way. That's a nightmare. These are defrosting. I think when he gets past I think past 10 years like it's like 12th anniversary can I just ask

23:10Chip:how long was One Direction going for? not long no it wasn't long what? 5-4 years maybe? what? yeah I don't think it was long 6 years 6 years that's a bad shift not a bad shift so double One Direction we done wow wow oh speaking of which I think we should address Stanley's outfit yeah Nice one. To be fair, you're not really allowed to chat. This is a segue to the... Yeah, this is a perfect segue to the next topic. Can you actually not read the screen from here? You can't read it. I kind of forgot that. You've not seen the goggles? I can read that now. You've seen the goggles he's ordered for paddle?

23:47What are the paddle goggles now? Oh, I did see. I was in the description paddle goggles, so I can see. Taking an L before you even get on the court.

23:52Chip:So wait, you're going to look like... What is it? Edgar Davis. Really? And you're actually just going to run that? I can't see. Do you reckon it? I think it will help, yeah. Because a lot of the time, I'm just like squinting to see the ball. Fuck off! I think it's going to change my game. No, my mate's the same. He plays with glasses on and they just get whacked off like every time. Yeah, but Lewis Bowden scared me when his glasses shattered at seven sides. I'm like, I can never wear glasses and do sport. But those, they don't look too bad. When do they arrive? I don't know. I don't know if it takes a while to get them.

24:25Because I had to send my whole like prescription form off. So I don't know if it's like a custom build. A few days, four or five days, I think.

24:29Chip:To be fair, you are like one of the guys that you're like an experimenter. Yeah. You've recently bought, let's get these up on screen right now. I wish I bought them. Yeah. I wish I bought you could try them on. They're so good. Okay. Well, explain what they are. Now, if you search, search Hyperice boots, you know, you know, you know, the, the leg compression people wear after sport. Yeah. Yeah. It's that Hyperice. Hyperice X Nike. But you have to put that. high price boots yeah yeah oh so they're cooling your feet as you walk around no no no they're warming my feet so my Achilles are I basically just sweated paddle too much so my Achilles is fucked so you put these on and they're massive and they they do like they squeeze and compress and then they they make it really hot as well and like the highest temperature I can't even wear them because they're so hot but I wear them while I cycle there so it warms my feet up oh get there you see I mean like He's really not messing about.

25:29There's only certain people in the world that will do this. Rocking up to Paddle in the Andrew Huberman 4s. They make such a racket as well. I'm walking in the door. It's really bad. But they're good, man. I'll be the first to say, I thought I was getting scammed on an Instagram ad, but then as soon as I got, I was like, yeah, these are...

25:49Chip:How much does it cost? $400? $600? Gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's better at Paddle out of you two? Because he's the best player I've ever seen. but I swear it is Harry Harry's fucking sick but you but then you there's levels I'm not good in but then you if you play with some other people it's not even me and Harry actually played against two other guys that were both like on Playtomic which is like the ranking of panel four above the level four and we actually did really well we held our own the first game and then we got fucking smoked like you could tell they just hadn't warmed up or whatever and then at that point I realised there was a long way to go in this journey yeah yeah the worst I played with Ali once we played we played these guys and I was thinking I was like we're playing them we were doing quite well against them I was like there's no way like their rankings are like accurate here and then they turned it on the next game I was like because they recognised us I was like oh boys like can you play like your hardest because I think they were just going to ease on us they obviously just battered us like so humbling could you imagine if you went oh could you play your hardest and they were there like yeah Yeah, we are.

26:57Chip:Wait, so you reckon

26:58Cal:first game they knew who you were? Yeah, they would just be nice to us. I thought that, yeah, yeah, I thought they'd be nice. But you can do that. If you're playing Paddle and you're playing some of the shit, you just kind of like... No, it's so boring though. When I played against him and Gib, I was just fucking leathering her. Gib was really annoyed that I wasn't taking it easy, but I'm there for a tournament. You know what I mean? Yeah.

27:14Chip:Oh, have we spoken about the Paddle tournament? Yeah, on the bonus pods. Oh, no, but we can talk about it on this one. We had our Paddle tournament and it's important we talk about it because obviously I want it. So me and Elliot. Which is not a fair team to be in the final. Well, no, everybody got to choose their partner.

27:30Cal:Yeah, but you've already chosen yours before you announced it. Also not a content creator. Yeah.

27:37Chip:Actually has a Stoke channel. Does he? Yes, he does. Called the Bears Pit TV. You rig your own thing, bro. Well, don't worry about him. He's good. He's a great player. 25th minute maybe. What do you vlog with? Like a DJI GoPro.

27:51Cal:But like the EG I go for Okay It's good in low light Yeah by the way This is It's really annoying That this is a game That everyone's Because this was like Six games deep This was six games deep It's just ten minutes Of batch commentating it But like I was just so over My head was gone I wasn't fucking Running to the net And that was against Chris MD So who was your partner

28:11Chip:For the audio list Theo Yeah Theo Which is He's good Theo is good It's a good little team Theo I think my prediction Is Theo is going to be the best If he plays more he doesn't play much but he's like naturally it's his confidence holds him back he doesn't go for the big shots yeah he does my head and he lets the ball bounce too much he doesn't volley he'll let it bounce and then like you're supposed to hit on the volley we'll agree to disagree but yeah I can't compliment Theo's one of those guys there's quite a few guys out there that just naturally when they when they play sort of anything they're like good at it or you can see that they'll get really good at it and that's all we need to Why don't you want to speak about it, Chip?

28:52Chip:Well, this is the fellas podcast. I heard you won a game. I heard you did well.

28:55Cal:There's an agenda against the... Oh, you mean about the panel tournament in general? No, well, why don't you tell us how you got on? Well, I did okay, obviously. You got a win? I got a win. Who did you beat? Will and Yian. Okay. Yian's pretty good. Will's probably like same level as me. No, you're better than Will. Maybe. Maybe. But like, it's hard to say when you're both rubbish, isn't it? Like, I don't know. Will could be better than me. I might be better than Will. Who knows? I also don't give a shit, you know. and put me on fucking head. It's all right, Tempo.

29:22Chip:You can just come on if you want, man. Yeah, man. That's all right. He wants to do it in conspicuous and he's fucking dropped the old thing. Why is he called Tempo? No, genuinely. Because actually...

29:32Cal:It takes the tempo of the edit.

29:34Chip:Well, that as well. But... Cringe one. Used to... You know how he used to have, I don't know, that fucking Roshan Zesh and shit like that. He was an editor for YouTubers beforehand. And you know how we all had like... No, like Kyle Freezy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was Tempo. And then he's coming his real name's Josh. I'm not gonna dox him But his real name is Josh right fucking hell. What's going on?

29:56Cal:Yeah, we're just getting a little restart by the way He works on the first bought more video as well temper one did the motion graphics were a lot longer

30:05Chip:Yeah, and oh and is the video out yet of What happened about more tempo? Oh Shit well put it this way you the one that you the I'm not spoiling if I know I race tempo. Do you fit in the car? Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:24Cal:He's like on the limit of the... Yeah, I can imagine, yeah. We went to the pub after that fellow's party and there were some girls outside the shop and he literally just went 6 '5", by the way. No, he didn't! It was so funny. 6 '6", my bad, bro. He just walks up to... They all walk up to the group like, oh, I know you, I know you. And like Josh is there. I'm like, oh, he's like, yeah, 6 '6", by the way. You don't have to say that as well because you... Yeah. They're not fucking blind. Do I have permission to go for a piss? Yeah, you can do. 30 minutes. I thought it was because like it was something you were the old.

30:58Hello. What? Is it with a Nike tempos or something?

31:02Chip:Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, it's not. He's not good at football. That's for sure. No, I know. But trust me, you don't even, you can't even name me. Guy, you're high, bro. I know you're falling over over just walking nah what's the Newcastle Donny Volta Mare or whatever he's there Peter Crouch yeah yeah watched Wemba Mjana's

31:23Cal:fucking 40 point last night what Wemba Mjana why are we talking about NBA on this pod oh no 7 foot 6 he dropped a little 40 fucking mental game last night really 40 points 16 rebounds something like that did you see the what's his name Nakamura no Nakamura no something sumo wrestler no baseball player oh Shohei Otani Shohei Do you see what he did Yes Very cool I've not seen it He got like What did he get He got more More home runs Than Hits He allowed people When he threw Which apparently Is something mental But apparently Was like the best Baseball performance ever Ever

32:00Chip:Yeah he is like The goal And do you want to know How much they spent on him How much Do you know They spent 700 million dollars That's his contract For 10 years Wow

32:11Cal:How much was To be Oh cause it's not fees like over there is it no you don't get transfer fees so you just get fat contracts everyone's saying that's a bargain oh yeah it would have been a billion or more because like he's basically got the entirety of japan now and he's also the best player in the world in the world he's got the entire entire country following him everyone's pretty much saying like you're looking at the goat stanley can we turn the ac off i'm freezing bro are you actually i'm like i've got weird thing on bro yeah it's a lot of meat there now though chips on a serious I wake up in the morning I wake up yeah quite a lot I wake up in the morning get out of bed and like I'll stand up and Samira's like nah your fucking ass is massive like it's what a girl dreams of and I'm like yeah fucking hell well you know how to get one what?

32:57Cal:I don't even know what I mean by that sometimes

32:59Chip:now look there's nothing

33:01Cal:going on down there by the way I've not got a small knob I swear if you go to my Halloween video where I wore the minion costume like honestly bro you think you were in the fucking butchers there's so much toss you John so nah it made me mad uncomfortable that shoot I couldn't even say it probably wait what shoot was this? I don't even know Oi AB back me up though wasn't it fucking like meat-alicious I don't know you had a skirt over it bro no don't lie you fucking sorry bro I wasn't looking at your meat during the video you're like 10 years older than me unk chopped there's new pronouns by the way unk slash chopped yo yo yo don't fucking name a zinger like that add into your zinger Yeah, well now they're gonna think you said the pronoun thing.

33:42Chip:Um, nah, what I wanted to... Oh wait, Stan, what you've sacked it. You're my lead into the next bit. Nah, do you want to know? That is my bad. I should have done it earlier and I got sidetracked. Anyways, look, the Mona Lisa, you might be wondering how we managed to get it. Yeah, well actually, I mean, it's annoying because it wasn't even nicked, but... It was back in the day. Back in the day they nicked the Mona Lisa. That's why they got famous because they stole it. Who's they? I don't know someone stole it it's still not the real one yeah apparently it was they think sorry I'm going sidetracked they think that there was a plan that in America they agreed to sell the Mona Lisa if it was stolen to like loads of different people without telling the other people so they found like 10 different buyers for it then they stole the Mona Lisa and then just sold a fake to each of the 10 so the news got out that it had been stolen so everyone thought they were getting the actual stolen Mona Lisa and then they got the actual original Mo Lisa back.

34:38That's insane. It's like the original pump and dump. Yeah. So they scammed them all.

34:42Chip:Wow. That's actually really cool. There should be a movie about that.

34:45Cal:I'm focusing with that.

34:46Chip:Yeah. Anyways, there was a heist. And can I just say, if you're going to rob the Louvre, is that how you pronounce it? The Louvre. Fucking Louvre.

34:58Cal:Fucking Louvre, mate. Jesus Christ.

35:01Chip:Anyways, if you're going to rob that gaff, I can't believe they just whacked a ladder up, chainsaw, nicked it. Are you fucking serious? Oh my God,

35:08Cal:I saw a really good tweet about this yesterday. You know the movie, Now You See Me. Yeah. Somebody saying that it's PR for like the new movie because right now, like what's his name? Woody Harrelson? Yeah. He's in Paris and Jesse Eisenberg, the player's the big guy. Like there's also in New York, there's posters up saying, come watch my friend thingy do magic and it's like linked to - Bro, it's not a fucking hoax. No, That's too much damage to the establishment. I'm not saying it is, but like, it would be amazing if it was. That would have been like a really good piece of fucking promo. Yeah. Probably the best ever.

35:44I think they just robbed the fuck out of it.

35:46Cal:Well, we can live in a fucking fairytale line, can't we, for a little bit? It's like a movie that happened in real life. We can have an imagination. All right. Fucking hell. I'm just saying, you know, when you play GTA and you do a heist, you're like, this is not realistic. Like, it actually is. That was full on GTA shit.

36:00Chip:It just wasn't even like, you know, when you hear about this stuff, you think, oh my God, they must have done this like blueprints like you know hacked into the system shut down the security cams they fucking whacked a ladder up chainsawed through nicked it 9 30 on sunday just in the morning people were in there as well it wasn't even like broad daylight it's not fake

36:17Cal:it wasn't even the main bit bro it's like the bit that's like fucking claire's or accessorized

36:21Chip:like it's just a shit bit no it's not that bit holds the fucking mona lisa as well nah but the

36:27Cal:shit they saw bro it's just fucking no it's not well they dropped the crown they dropped the crown

36:31Chip:I'm sorry imagine they get back like where's the crown

36:33Cal:they stole the tidbits bro

36:36Chip:are you out of your mind these are extremely valuable bro but they fucked it apparently

36:42Cal:they stole the knickknacks though isn't it like Napoleon's wife something as well yeah it was something like that crown jewels is that what it is is that what it is no the Louvre fucked it because they moved like a year ago they moved them from like unbreakable glass into all glass that's like more easy to see through right all the jewels sorry but it should all be unbreakable glass at this point. 88 mil worth. Yeah, it's not bad. Where do you sell that? What do you even do once you got that? Strip it down. Is that what you do? I think so. Yo, who the... Yeah, yeah. It's pretty cool, isn't it?

37:14It's pretty... No, it is really cool.

37:15Cal:No, but if you're like breaking it down, it's just like surely... I think they probably had buyers already. The way it works, some will have like... They already know where it's going to go. They don't do this breaking without having like a route to go. It'll just like pop up one day and people will be like, wait, hold on. Nah, it's not going on eBay, is it? No, but I'm not saying that. Oh, fuck, there it is. Let's just say that'll pop up one day, like some billionaire might be showing his collection and then it turns out there's a bit of the stuff. No. He's probably made some new jewelry out of that.

37:40Like out of those diamonds. Oh, what, just fucking... You can't just rock around with fucking Napoleon's wife's car.

37:44Chip:Nah, but they might do it. Like, mate, I'm talking like you're in Russia, some oligarch just underneath it. Having his basement, yeah. They always get fucking caught, though.

37:52Cal:Like, what's the... No, they don't. The high garden guys all got fucking done and theirs was sick. That was cool. That was one of the best ones ever, bro. A robbery is pretty cool. Like, I know we shouldn't endorse it, but like... It's like the one criminal thing. Wait, wait, it's not like... It's just because it's like... It's not like... They're not hurting anyone. It's a little bit like Ocean's Eleven and shit. You know, they're all breaking it. Now, robbing that time to gym. Please don't rob me. A fucking heist. If you're not doing a heist on a jewellery thing. A heist is the right word. Middle of the day as well, you know.

38:21Cal:Not even on some nighttime criminal shit. Just rocked up with a ladder and a fucking high base. Don't worry about it. Love just sorting the glass out. fucking next year I'm off 80 mil

38:32Chip:euros back you know what else is insane about this and I just don't get this we're talking about the most famous museum or whatever you want to call this gaff right there's only cameras in 70 % of the rooms what we doing here I'm expecting lasers

38:49Cal:it's to French your mate

38:50Chip:they're just not arsed are they

38:52Cal:they're just fucking nobbit can't do that what's the name

38:56Chip:put cameras in because they're not beds well they actually are because they're not they're not but just just top five french things right now top five french things to make up for it that's a good one that's a great where is he going in the five one fine that's solid like that cross cross on it's got to be easier i'm putting that in at like four though okay paul Pogba Fru ball Nah That's not making my top Nah Come on then Alright The three valleys I'll give them I'll give them the ski resorts Yeah Best ski resort in the world Yeah I like that That's going in at like a three Alright Come on

39:38Cal:Surely just like Straight up just like Croissant Are you fucking You're like five minutes behind On everything I feel like Where did you have the croissant I'm sorry I had four That's a fucking rude bro I've got what mod 200 pringy just start fucking and Kante's one. Yeah. Can't say his phone kind of shocklers. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know, the best is here.

39:59Chip:There's a reason why he's bailed on that croissant. Yeah. Get a watch of this. I'm not even going to attempt.

40:10No clue. If I saw that in a shop, I wouldn't. I think it was close. It was close. Yeah, it was a good effort. Number two. French things.

40:23Cal:Eiffel Tower, not bad. Not bad. Not bad. It's all glittery.

40:28Chip:In terms of like, what would you call it? Like countries. An attraction. Iconic attraction. I would actually say. One of the best ones. That might be the best. What's better than the Eiffel Tower? Quite a lot of stuff. Go on. Man, it's really cool. Name one. Pyramids. I'll name one right now. No, because the pyramids is disappointing when you get there. What? Do you think that? Yeah, because you turn around and you see that burger. It's a history.

40:53Cal:Twin Towers. Not with us anymore, but it was cool. I don't think that.

40:57Chip:That's also not the same as like the Eiffel Tower. Okay. Empire State Building or Statue of Liberty. Empire State Building. Next.

41:03Cal:Empire State Building is an impressive feat of like, it's amazing. They built it so rapid.

41:07Chip:Nowhere near as cool as the Eiffel Tower. Really? Yeah. Yeah, but back in the day, bro. What about the Statue of Liberty? That going on? Christ the Redeem was pretty cool. Wasn't that? that's the best one yeah that is cool yeah that is cool because it's on top of that

41:19Cal:massive yeah he's sick he's sick also Pat Satchel-Livy wasn't a gift from France yeah so like Loki is not even an American's thing what's the second one

41:28Chip:I don't hate the Eiffel Tower honestly just wax it down in there any like French animals

41:33Cal:like French guinea pig French bulldog wait hold up hold up might land it on that one French guinea pig don't even know

41:40Chip:no I know what you're talking about but I don't think so the French Polynesia is pretty class

41:44Cal:what about that fucking bloke Napoleon is he French

41:51Chip:top 10 French things

41:53Cal:is that a French thing what about the French revolution

41:57Chip:that was a big one I'm down to Eiffel Tower I don't hate it

42:02Cal:champagne boys that's pretty fun cheese is not bad are we really giving cheese to the French honestly

42:12Chip:they've got camembert that's one of the best ones could be Camembert you know I love Camembert get Camembert in there right now I've got bread for long enough to agree with this you know I'm slung up my chill cheddar coach they also got Notre Dame

42:25Cal:as well that's a pretty fucking mad thing that got burned down has it not been redone

42:31Chip:must have been right

42:32Cal:French shot right so what's going in

42:34Chip:at a five we like it but we don't love it

42:37Cal:Derrily Dunkers

42:41Cal:what about Ratatouille the movie Don't mind it It can't exist without France

42:50Chip:I was going to say Monaco but that works Can you give that to the French though?

42:56Cal:Oh shit am I getting political? Oh yeah you are It's his own thing isn't it?

43:01Chip:That's on me Just as a heads up Usually me and Chip we respect The boundary there It's obviously On an aeroplane you both get your armrests, don't come my way. When you do like raises for five years, it's kind of hard not to.

43:16Cal:You know, now we've done that list, I actually will say that French people are right. It's just a country that's shit. No. France, I think, is the best geographical country. You've got the out, you've got the French Riviera. It's in a great location for getting around the world, but the people are shit. The fucking land could be made of gold, mate, and I will not compliment that place.

43:41Chip:no I agree with that

43:44Cal:it's got every biome it's got everything you could ever want in a country I want to hop on it because what some counts are no

43:50Chip:you've always

43:51Cal:been a hater of it

43:52Chip:no no no not of it no no no I've always been a hater of the Parisians the worst people yeah yeah yeah

44:00Cal:no to be fair I think it's valid because it's is it because we're English do they just hate us we're loud mouth and annoying is that why they're rude to us

44:07Chip:well we're awful anywhere we go we know we're not great

44:10Cal:Americans but we're still nice to people when they come over I think I've seen like if a French person came up to me in the middle of the street I'd be like yeah

44:16Chip:top five American things right now 9-11 is in there do you mean

44:20Cal:9-11 is in there just trucks in general trucks pickup trucks that's gotta be in the top five mate 100 % or whatever they have I hear it I hear it is that a working skateboard by the way yeah you can try it I could you flipped it can I see I love I really enjoy seeing skateboarding tricks but I haven't

44:39Chip:wear my shoes it's really good Sonic is notoriously...

44:43Cal:Yeah, like he can skateboard properly. You didn't know he's actually a skateboarder. Yeah, he can skateboard properly. Like it's his sport. He watches like the...

44:49Chip:Oh, that's pretty cool. Here, what I'll do is... Are you going to be able to get this on... Here, let me move out the way a bit.

45:00Chip:Actually, wait, would you mind... I was going to say... If he does it there, will you be able to get it on that cam? All right, yeah, go on then. Go over there and we'll just add this in. Can you do it without... You surely can't wheel it on that thing. watch this do a little jump

45:12Cal:don't fucking ruin my trucks by the way oh my god

45:15Chip:he's ruining the set no don't worry about it this is better than the set where am I going yeah just in the front bit take that back watch your head on the lights

45:24Cal:no pressure kid oh

45:28Chip:yeah that's sick that's sick that is really sick that's really sick on some neck setup as well that was big it's just what I do boys it's just what I do yeah that was Very cool. Was that gnarly?

45:41Cal:Yeah. Fucking rad, man. How'd you... Oh, I don't know. I used to skate nonstop. Yeah, but I used to... I swear to God, I was out on a road next to my house and I just couldn't get it. I'd honestly just spend morning till night at the skate park. I could trade flip as well. I couldn't do it now. But that's like a 360 and a kickflip. That's cold. The board does a 360 and a kickflip at the same time. So you scoop with your back foot to make it do a 360 and then you flick to make it kickflip. Now that you live in London, then you should, you probably can only go once, but you've got to go to that skate park, skate park in South Bank.

46:13Cal:It'll be full of fans, but like for one. Go to the one at mile end. That one's decent. I'm going to get a skateboard set up and do a YouTube video. That's what I was going to say, because like there's loads of NPCs at the South Bank thing. Like you could go there and just fucking have a bad time.

46:26Chip:Yeah. All right, enough glazing of AB. Let's have a little read of AB doing the glazing. Fucking hell. I thought I didn't even have all tweets until this got fucking dropped in the group chat. So this is every band AB's old

46:39Cal:What have you done? You've taken your t-shirt from school Your polo and then put the night That was a North Face polo bro That was JD Sports

46:52Chip:How old are you in this pick? 15 15 Well that's in the bio Harrogate 15 Last night was a blurry one no i you see oh that's good man that's really good all right let's have a look so you oh my god oh my god we need we were gonna speak about this we will speak about this we're gonna do uh like top five youtubers because he's got some fucking takes okay cool all right um but yeah we've got a tweet here from alfie bottle at two sig official stream is so good how long are you streaming to how long are you streaming for bro can i just say i wasn't 15 in these tweets because I left primary school in 2014 and this is 2015.

47:35So I'm probably like 13, 14. Okay.

47:39Chip:Next one, we've got another one at TwoSync. Have to say, don't go on Twitch much, but this is amazing. Keep your live vids. Wait, keep it up. Wait, keep it up. Love your vids. Oh, love your vids. All right. Right, keep going. Obviously a big TwoSync. That's a good shout out. TwoSync was so good.

47:55Cal:Keep going. They're all just TwoSync. Perfect bond in my opinion. Okay. Who's your reply to it? Who is it? Who the fuck is it? Who's he say is the perfect bond? Who? I don't remember being a person that would ever care about the next bond I was just this was performative honestly

48:08Chip:keep going bro keep going down here we go oh that's just replying to my brother have you done a cleanse of your I don't need this is like honestly this is all I really Chris MD at in 2015 bell done bell done you've gone so fast he hasn't because he's still fucking 5 '5 I Lucas tweet fucking hell classic You were like, oh, it rolled a shot.

48:33Cal:Oh, Jesus. What was I replied to reply to? You might have deleted this. Oh, no, no, no. You know what? No way. No way. That's even Miami. No, no, no, no. No, it's me. It's me. Fuck's sake. No, but that's a valid one to reply to.

48:50Chip:Oh, no. I fell asleep on the toilet last night.

48:54Cal:It's a big comedian saying,

48:56Chip:oh, no, I remember that. I remember that one. What was the one below? Keep going down, bro. Oh yeah, Matt HD Gamer, go on what he said. Kyle. Most underrated fullback, Kyle Walker 2015. Yeah, you were. Oh, no, it's like that. That's big, you know. Yeah, that's huge. All right. Nick 2018. Yeah, yeah, yeah. AJ3 as well. AJ3, just glazing the squad build a showdown. They were valid tweets. Yeah, I've seen nothing. Yeah. I can disagree with on here so far. I like that. No, I mean, that was it. You didn't post too much else, but. Nah, that's all this really is. Just a bit of glaze on a few old school FIFA YouTubers.

49:29Cal:We bought affairs, bro. We bought little glaze. You were a good you.

49:32Chip:Yeah. You know what? That's good. It's better than your Randolph DM. Yeah. You know, I still get DMs all the time. Like, what was that Randolph DM they keep referencing? I'm like, don't worry about it, bro.

49:42Cal:I don't know if he'll ever go out there. Was it all ran out? That's where it was ran out. No, we read it out. In a Chris video, but it never made me go. No, no, we also read it out on the Sidemen vid that we did on that fucking bus. The theme part. Yeah, it's still just never. Oh, yeah, that was with Randolph. It was so funny as well.

49:59Chip:All right, let's do a quick because I mentioned it when we referenced the Two Sync tweet, but I want to do your top five FIFA YouTubers. And then I want mine. Well, no, I don't know. Yeah, we'll get yours as well, but I want to discuss it. So like my default without like seeing these, because I recently have started getting more Two Sync clips from back in the day on my FYP. I would have said you immediately, but Two Sync is just the go. They're not. In the pride, they were so good. Chris had like, he's got so many good bits and Super Sunday because Matt is actually like, like genuinely like going to cry.

50:34It's not even a bit like he just gets really upset. Like he's, he's unwell. And then, but Chris is just getting so rattled. It was just the best thing. Two, six number one for me. Then number two. Who you got three, four and five. Honestly, if I'm going on who I'm at host, it will be, it will be AJ free because I was addicted to squad. That's the best FIFA series. Yeah. Best, best ever one.

50:55Cal:Best longevity Still bangs to this day This is where I struggle Now like I don't really I mean Prime KSI obviously Surely there's got to be a little skateboarding guy

51:08Chip:So you're putting Prime KSI 4 Oh it's only FIFA Prime KSI and 4 Yeah The younger lot don't respect No I do because I was watching What it's like to be black and shit That was like my first videos And when it was just FIFA I was like I'll watch Teeson or something. And then number five, I used to watch a fair bit of your Search and Discard. You were barely into the white guys. Oh, really? That got nabbed. No, no, no. You nabbed it. No, no. I didn't put him in. That got nabbed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, Lucas is who you want to put out for that. That was the guy behind Search and Discard. Yeah. That's definitely someone I'm missing.

51:45All right.

51:46Chip:Well, we'll wait for your five. Okay. Harry, go on. Give us your five here. I can throw in a couple.

51:54at the very start Air Japes did and that was we'd watch him trade up and do stuff you remember Casual Mighty fuck up no not top five back in the day he was like the inspiration for stuff like he was sick really I don't know if he's top five I'm just throwing out names yeah okay okay legendary though

52:11Cal:who else who else at the start I think he came back recently did it yeah um uh Can I put Weepieler Weepieler Yeah I don't know any of these Yeah He's about Max plays FIFA And his Yeah And his What was his Fucking What was the thing he did with He played a pink slip With Ali And then he was sat in an oil barrel I know it

52:40Chip:I'm just saying How about that No JMX shouts I was about to say JMX Because he supplied the original goons Yeah he corrupted the huge man he kicked this whole fucking nightmare in my head off he had fucking

52:54Cal:Jessica Rose 15 goals she's still got 17 layers on no honestly that was like the original edge I'd be like fucking socks count as one it's not two I've got a scarf on take that fucking beanie off she's taking off her contact lenses as well fucking jockey man I used to like see that and then look how long was left to video I was like 30 seconds It's fucking done. Nah, nah, you always pray for the end screen on a little like random flip up. What you would be, you were living with her. He was next door. Just go round bro.

53:34I feel like we should do people justice. Back in the start of the FIFA days, who was the... Can I bring this out?

53:40Chip:I think the Penthes gets a shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure, for sure. It's almost like a given though. but that's what I mean like I said just FIFA 13 it was knocking about FIFA 13 you know how I used to really rate on Squad Boy The Showdown Itani oh

53:53Cal:I used to love Itani but I still do but I think he might be just Finch Finch was a good one Finch the legend yeah most feud FIFA 13 video slavery FIFA what a good one what do you know what that was JJ and Deji were playing and when they lose they get whipped it's so bad

54:13Chip:it's so bad

54:15Cal:Jesus Christ That's horrible What the hell's your video? Nah, nah, nah That's better Is that still up? Yeah Yeah, yeah Still up Run it up Run that up Fucking hell Gone with the blackest team Oh yeah There were so many problems Jesus Christ No, it was the world west back then Get these on Netflix Yeah, no Good times

54:36Chip:Yeah, I'm just trying to think If there's anybody That were really missing out on here But So what you're saying AB Is your goat Is too sick Yeah That's a fair shout, you know. Just pure entertainment. Super Sunday. The amount of fucking pranks. Oh, it's just so good. It's Chris. It's Chris. It's a goat. Really? Oh, no. They're both together. I think Matt edited. I respect that.

54:58Cal:Does it annoy you now knowing that they probably weren't real, any of them? No. Because it's just good entertainment. Yeah, yeah.

55:03Chip:Fair. It's just like wrestling. Did you ever go to any meet and greets or anything like that? I was never that much of a bag. Well, mate, you literally tweet and DM people. yeah but I was never bothered about like meeting them I don't find it cool meeting someone when I've gone there to meet okay it's got to be like in the wild I was waiting for this time yeah boys with them yeah yeah yeah have you ever bumped into someone? randomly I really haven't I really have never met anyone like yeah who's somebody that you who's the most famous person that you bumped into?

55:35Cal:I bumped into Victor Valdez and Ander Herrera in Liverpool Airport it's pretty cool I went up to him like yo can I get a picture of bits of all this that looked like I wanted to take my fucking head off and Herrera was really nice so and I was like yo keep it up boys and then I

55:49Chip:mine was Mila Kunis in LA that's a big one that's massive that's Meg that's Meg right there oh shit did you take a pic

55:57Cal:or say hello or anything

55:58Chip:it was in Soho House oh shit

56:01Cal:I've had Paris Hilton what that's a great one that's a mega one car park of One Oak nice okay yeah that was a bit crazy it's LA as well I was fucking fuming with like some people she's like don't fucking take pictures of me okay and I stood there like yo Paris it's me I'll take I'll fucking stop it guys leave her alone

56:25Cal:what about you Harold I ain't got I ain't got nothing surely you've bumped into someone I don't get where would I you don't go outside yeah I don't think it counts like now as well because you go to places where it's guaranteed yeah it has to be like maybe just before you kind of yeah you know Michael Gove oh yeah Oh, what? The politician? Yeah. No way. That's all I got.

56:46Chip:We recently had a big one in the group chat. Jeremy Clarkson. Oh, yeah. Theo Baker. Oh, yeah. That was a big one. That's a cool one.

56:53Cal:Do you reckon you knew who Theo was? No chance. Glad to hear that.

56:56Chip:Did I tell you? The thing is, I didn't bump into it because I didn't say hello, but do the peep. What? Do the peep? Do the peep. Yeah. Do the peep. That was a big one. to her when I was in Miami but it was one of those hotels there's signs everywhere saying no photos no photos but yeah she was over there shaking with excitement nah not really I didn't actually see her when Mrs. Truffle Pig did and then she was like oh she's over there

57:20Cal:I would have dropped the name I think she's married you would have fucking thrown up bro you would have just been sick all over her oh yeah and then you would have gone yeah what are you saying darling nah to be fair

57:33Chip:I had my engagement party recently oh yeah

57:37Cal:yeah he's already leaked on Snapchat mate yeah

57:40Chip:nah nah not even that just tell my vlog I was going to your engagement party no it's fine I'm talking about it on the pod now yeah yeah but AB was got to meet I already met Lauren Alexa alright bro relax you're already getting a little bit annoyed no because I was getting fucking triggered because on video it's one thing playing into the bit being like oh AB is Lauren Alexa there's no cameras and you clip farm it you're literally you're literally like nah I'm going to make this as awkward as possible and he's like pointing he's like no come over here chat to Laura I was like I'll chat to her in a sec he just made it so weird

58:11Cal:that wasn't what happened it was exactly what happened it was terrible from Carter to be fair yeah can I just say like was it you no can I just say I was not awkward about chatting to her at all until he just started doing this weird shit he was like no come over she wants to chat to you I'm like nah cause you can't do that bro why are you laughing like I was in our job first of all bro let me start three part piece I was rattled I'll write a column about this in the papers bro don't do that to broski nah I hear that yo this is

58:38Chip:I wanted to apologise

58:39Cal:what you've done there you've put him under pressure in a non-needed pressure situation

58:43Chip:but if there's none you just fucking weird nah I know and that's what I wanted to bring up on the pod you should have been was there like I'm sorry that I put you in that awkward position nah that's alright we ordered chicken nuggets later on apology not accepted oh wait what let's say we got some chicken nuggets in afters what just you two nah nah we're at chips you're at chips yeah and it just stayed like that though huh yeah alright nah it's just starting to think about well done cute nah I'm happy for you

59:13Cal:cheers happy for you yeah no we are happy

59:15Chip:no we are happy for you cause we think it's about time you settled down a little bit let me just say first three seconds of being at the party I've buttered up Lauren for you is exactly the words that came out your mouth oh my god oh no do you wanna know what the funniest thing was with this whole script nah nah nah do you wanna know what the funniest thing is

59:33Cal:god for being a bro wingman god forbid a bro take care of you do you want to know what was funny

59:38Chip:you don't wingman without consent do you know what was funny was it was actually Lauren and I together as a team so she's in on the whole thing and she said oh he looks really awkward she came up to me and went I don't know why Cal's making this all weird swear on my life

59:54Cal:bro how are you doing against this man like you're fucking I'm not against anything I'm against you making me weird

59:59Chip:nah don't don't be so defensive on stuff like this I enjoy the moment

1:00:03Cal:it's crazy bro type of guy to blow a fucking fire in Antarctica like what's going on like making a whole lot of something

1:00:10Chip:out of nothing man relax dress like a baby bell you need

1:00:15Cal:what the fuck are you laughing at trying to get some screen time now put it back on no I'm not even that that's first of all that's not the colour of baby love all I'm saying is just let things happen naturally let a guy walk in

1:00:28Chip:and chat to who he wants to chat to no but you were sat in the corner and you were shaking I was chatting to fucking bear people. That sounds like a liar in a way. I was. Nah, you were. I was chatting to Arthur and Arthur and the rest. Arthur and his friends. Yeah. Nah, but I was happy for you, man. Anyways, let's move on to the new slang update. Give us a few zingers here, AB, mate. What, me? Yeah, come on. What have I got to bring up some new slang? Do you know what the best bit about this is, right? So Stan Lee's original doc had the links. Right, you don't need to. No, no, no. But this is why it's funny.

1:01:01Chip:No, this is why it's funny though is because them just written out like this makes no sense. Yeah, that's what I mean. The videos give it context. How old would you say the guy is that's coming up with these? Yeah, there was a few that were like really young. If you can find him, you can pull him up. Grey loot, I love. That's been a thing for a while. I posted a photo in my fridge like six months ago and everyone was like, grey loot. Just one thing with butter in it. Grey loot's a good one. Yeah, it's this.

1:01:30Cal:a pair. Think it's fodder. Fodder. New slang update. New slang update. He reminds me of Joe Weller. But like when he was younger. These guys were. No bro, see this way you're grabbing a can of the goose. That's grey loose.

1:01:43Chip:It's a gunshot. New slang update. Now go to the kid one. The kid one's so much better when you jump to a different one. All before night relates. Yeah. New slang update.

1:01:54Cal:She's quick sell price. That's fucking crazy mate. She's quick sell price. you know if you're with your mate and he points at a gal and you don't think you just gotta be like oh she's a quick surprise I feel like my boys have definitely said fodder if fodder's been around

1:02:09Chip:fodder I've heard knocking around this was bad this was crazy it's up coming pot and the minis she's got big pot and the minis that's so good so you know tough watch mate thumbs up nah rock with she's got big pot and minis I don't think I'll be dropping it but oh I tell you what I've got a new favorite sound effect. It's not really like, oh,

1:02:32Cal:yeah, he loves it, mate. I actually think it's quite shit. Oh, actually. Oh, is it another,

1:02:37Chip:oh, is it another Pingu noise?

1:02:39Cal:Nah, it is, it is all right. It's all right. Okay. Here we go. Switch up. Yeah, you know, it's hard, when you make Harry a little bit sad, you realize you're fucking, oh yeah, oh yeah, that's so good. Nah, boys, I was like, I was getting yeeted. What the fuck is that glaze all about? No, no, if you hit like a paddle shot in the net.

1:03:00Chip:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear it. I see the vision. Yeah, it's sick, innit? Sorry, I love that one. What's the name of the sound? Ah! So that's what I'm typing in together. What's it from? F-A-H-H. What's it from? Anime. Oh, okay. Yeah, it sounds pretty anime. Have you seen, you know the Sora AI? Yeah. It literally will just make a full anime. Like, surely cartoon jobs are over.

1:03:23Cal:There's a video of me, like, doing goo goo ga ga mummy thing, Sora AI. But what's stopping like Seth MacFarlane, right? Doing a whole, he does, he still does the voices for Family Guy, but he just gets AI to make the whole episode exactly like Family Guy. You're hearing me? I'm listening. There's no doubt, bro. That's on me. That's on me. It's fine. It's barely uncomfortable for me. No. I've got ADHD. Bro, George Clark, I'm straight to you. Oh, yeah. Have you seen Max Belen? He's freaking out. Dancing boy. That would tweak me out. Is Max on the left? Wait, watch this, bro. If one of my boys came in with all that fake BBL and shit.

1:03:55Nah.

1:03:57Cal:Producers done a good job there, haven't they?

1:04:00Chip:Nah, I'm sorry, but that is a lot. That's a lot going on.

1:04:04Cal:mate that's fucking high effort you put me in

1:04:06Chip:I've got a pillow yeah yeah to the bit you got respect to it

1:04:10Cal:no I think Max

1:04:10Chip:has probably quite enjoyed that

1:04:12Cal:also I love George's outfit that's quite fun George hated it by the way what the Max or him yeah really uncomfortable yeah because he's loving it imagine your boy rocking up with an hourglass yeah yeah it would be a bit like a real moral conundrum oh I'm not even gonna lie Max got fucking body tea right there Jesus Christ hello oh I can see you took your eyes in

1:04:33Chip:it's actually disgusting it's so like where is your meat right let's do a few of these halloween confessions um we'll be doing uh more of them over on fellas loaded so you guys can fucking lock in on that sheet um but yeah so let's go with the first one harry read this is this real what is this so this is yeah i worked at a fast food restaurant uh years upon years ago management decided we'd have a haunted halloween night and assigned me the fortune teller i told some kid he was going to meet a terrible end the kid was like 10 nightmares later the parent called the restaurant and freaked out nothing happened we were a franchise and the event managers and it was the event management's idea I scared the fuck out of some kid by not really thinking my whole fortune teller shtick through to be fair telling a kid that they're going to die

1:05:20Cal:well I think that's it's pretty fucking kid needs to learn logic we're all going to die so like oh sorry you've just been told a fact yeah he's not wrong fucking it's just like he's 10 though that's an entry-level confession that's not even that bad is it no because they've gone too far

1:05:35Chip:no i'm glad lee's done this he's yeah yeah yeah totally no because the last one people were admitting to doing sexual crimes yeah yeah okay so i said rain that's fine that's fine but that's too tame we need somewhere in the middle all right here we go let me i'll read the next one out yeah go uh had a college halloween party where we did a fake seance seance yeah it's like a spiritual devil yeah I've done a site you've done a site

1:06:05in a Sidemen video we conjured up some ghosts in a haunted house we had like so how does it work like Ouija board they'll light candles and then they're like you've got to sit there and just like wait for the ghoul to arrive and how do you know when it arrives do you feel something they have things around the room that will like flicker so they have like these things that will start beeping when a ghoul is there

1:06:26Cal:I know what you're on it's definitely waffle though isn't it yeah I wouldn't do a Ouija board for real. I actually wouldn't do one. Have you done a Ouija board? Yeah, I've done a Ouija board. But I did it with JJ and JJ. I'm pulling the thing around. But they booted him out. And like it was.

1:06:41Chip:Did you feel it? No. Nah. But I'm scared. I'm scared. Not because I believe in it. But you know, there's 1 % in there that might be real. I had a college Halloween party where we did a fake. Whatever that shit was. the lights went out mid chant. And when they came back on, I was making out with my ex's best friend. Now, why is he acting possessed? She still thinks a spirit possessed us. Yeah. A spirit called tequila, sweetheart. Whoa. That's kind of fucked. Making out with my ex's best friend. You ever done that AB? Ex's best friend? No. What about your best friend's X? Nah.

1:07:29Cal:Shit, he ain't got nish.

1:07:31Chip:He get nothing. What were you getting at 22, bro? You look like a fucking, you're made in a joke. I'll drop it again. I'll reload it. I didn't even hear that. What did he say? Nah, don't ask him to repeat this thing. Nah, nah, fuck. Nah. Go on, AB, read the last one. X showed up to a Halloween party dressed as a zombie groom. What do you mean by groom? Oh, groom as in bloke. I came as his dead bride didn't plan it we locked eyes both realised it and immediately started drinking like it was an Olympic event ended the night crying together in the bathroom while someone else dressed as Shrek banged on the door asking for his vape these aren't crazy enough you know like where's the goon and where's the fuck that's what I mean I wanted to steer away from no I understand what do we say to this that's alright if my boy told me that story I'd be like yeah oh that's it oh nice yeah but that's what i mean we'll bring back the fucking sexual crimes next time then bring back a little bit of something

1:08:31Cal:not no i agree that is boring oh you know what i'm just gonna go over oh what do i say oh fuck shrek bang number door yeah because it's halloween so somebody probably dressed as him

1:08:42Chip:no it was the fact that they were zombie groom and bride they didn't plan it yeah it's a weird coincidence would i like to you halloween edition you all have one truth or lie that happened at Halloween. The rest of you have to work out whether they're telling the truth or not. Okay. We'll start with... We'll start with AB. AB, you're up first with the... The would I lie to you? Okay. Personally, I don't think you would lie to us. Well, it's two truths, one lie, so there is definitely a lie. Oh, you've done three? Oh. Two truths, one lie. I've got a story. Yeah, the idea is one, and then you have to ask questions.

1:09:22because you've done it that way we'll do it that way

1:09:24Chip:because I still appreciate that okay yeah I actually went more effort if anything yeah number one my mate's dad nicked all my sweets because he said it was too much and it wasn't healthy okay yeah I'm at a sleepover he sees my powder sweets and goes nah give me that not my dad and he takes it okay it's crazy I got dekegged at a Halloween party in front of everyone and everyone started creasing dekegged pantsed pantsed but double okay oh okay oh so the piece was out The meat was floppy. The meat was out like prepubescent AB. Everyone's creasing. I just go home like all like red and like fuck. Had to leg it home because the group of people I was with after a Halloween night out just started booting wing mirrors off cars on the way home.

1:10:07And I was like, nah, I can't be rocking around with these, man. So I just legged it home.

1:10:10Chip:All right. Question about the meat one. Yep. Right. Was it, do you say it was at a party? Yeah. Is it like girls there or just boys? girls it was like the biggest that all the the main groups of my year were there how what are you what what are you wearing to a party that can be pulled down so easily i think i just had a mask on but i had like joggers in it it would have been that like jd drip right i could have honestly been the joggers is yeah yeah doable yeah yeah yeah um the dad the dad nicking the sweets two truths one lie yeah so that's gotta be a true because that's just a bit shit isn't it quick question just about that yeah how many sweets was it was it a lot of sweets like a pillowcase full like it was a lot of sweets but like you're not my dad you can't take my sweets off me that's mine yeah and he took them off you yeah

1:11:03Cal:that's truth I think that's true but also that's just like nah it's truth because I know it's told me before you got the inside it yeah you literally have told me that story

1:11:14Chip:alright okay alright so that's one so we've got rid of one and the pants ruin the whole fucking game no no no you haven't no he has it when I wrote that down I was like I might have said not on chips there

1:11:23Cal:you did when it was Halloween yeah keep it to yourself and you fucking beg no I just wanted to prove that no bro yeah nice one oh zip up your thing

1:11:32Chip:what was the no it's alright looks like Wolverine that's how I looked as well isn't it but show it your fucking sunflower

1:11:42Cal:are you wearing my fucking socks

1:11:45Chip:what the dickies no these are bad alright so what we left with the wing mirror oh yeah so I couldn't see that happening as well they're both plausible I think the wing mirror

1:11:55Cal:hanging around with a skateboard yeah I think it's more plausible than they're getting your pants pulled down oh to be fair I've seen some of your old pics in your night text and stuff I reckon you were chilling with them that could be a valid or maybe it was maybe that did happen but it wasn't on Halloween there's nothing like that that's a bit of a plot twist

1:12:11Chip:how many wing mirrors are we talking about? Solid six on one road before I was like, I gotta get out of the road. That's horrible.

1:12:19Cal:Yeah, I was like, fuck, I'm with the wrong guys. Just fucking up someone's morning, man. They come out and the wing mirror is gone. That's all I was thinking. That'd do my head in, really. And some of them would like, wouldn't come off on the first kick and they'd be like, no, I'll fucking get into it. And I was like, oh, I'm not meant to be here. And how old were you

1:12:32Chip:when that happened? 15, 16. Yeah, that's like prime age where you know, because you're from Harrogate. That's a posh area. You can't be hanging around doing that sort of thuggery. But there is thuggery there as well. It's not like completely squeaky. I mean, yeah, you had fucking guys

1:12:48Cal:letting down your tires on the camera.

1:12:50Chip:Oh, this is a tough one. These are good, I'll be honest. Yeah, they're all pretty good. Okay, just quickly back to the one about you getting pants there. Did you ever get clowned for it afterwards? Was there a fallout? This was at a point where it was like 16. Everyone's kind of hitting puberty and stuff and I wasn't. So like within my friend group, it was like nah you got no pubes you're fucking begging I hated my life I don't know if other people were clowning on it but my friend group were I was getting violated I think that's the line the wind mirror is the true one really you gotta remember he is from Harrogate where he's from like a posh area but maybe that's where they do that type of stuff because they want to rebel against their parents

1:13:33Cal:I think it wasn't like a nerdy kid so I don't think someone would do that to him also like I feel like we would have heard that that's what i was gonna say that's a bit of a bad story like he would have told me already be like the pants and all the wing mirror the pants thing yeah yeah you thought that was

1:13:47Chip:the lie didn't you i think that's we lock it it sounds mad but nah we're gonna lock that in okay so you want to lock that in i'm locking in pants in is the lie all right yeah you're right oh well in boys well we know you so wait were you knocking off wing mirrors i wasn't they all they were like i just chanced at a party and they're like oh let's go in like walk home i was like all right I'll work with you boys. And they're like, oh, watch this. Boot it off. And then they'd get like six cars deep. And I'm like, nah, I'll probably just go home. All right.

1:14:17Cal:Harry. That's good. Good, good stuff from you though.

1:14:20Chip:So you have instead, you've got one story. Yeah. And we have to decide whether it's a truth or a lie. Okay. Give us a story, please. Right. I went to Halloween party. I didn't used to go to many parties, but I got invited to this Halloween party. I went as an inflatable pumpkin this is bollocks already you know pumpkins that you like inflate yeah yeah yeah yeah

1:14:46Cal:and it's always like inflated yeah yeah yeah inflated pumpkins but then within like an hour of getting there someone took a knife from the kitchen and stabbed it so it popped is this in Guernsey yeah yeah did you how old are you in this it was it was the last year of secondary school so the one before So you're before you left to not know I left in sixth form. Okay before that. Okay. Okay. I didn't have any Was it like a funny little pop of the costume or were you like brain nearly fucking stab me like we know they were being funny But I thought why I was in I then I then left the party and deflated pumpkin costumes.

1:15:23Oh, no.

1:15:24Chip:So it ruined your night. Yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, I just I feel really bad. That's actually horrible. This could actually be emotional manipulation. If this isn't true, yeah. Were people laughing? Were you the butt of the joke? You could verify this with truffle pig. Oh, no, no. I don't want to do that. That'll ruin it. I think this is true. But he would say that though to make me think. No, I think this is true. I think it's a lie. I'm going to go through. Wait, so. Well, I got to ask about it. So when they do it, they go in, they poke it they pop it yeah then what is it like a bullying energy or is it like a I mean they they found it funny but you didn't but it wasn't I wasn't like it wasn't were they mean to you often nah that's not really a Halloween question but it was just like I don't know nah they weren't mean it wasn't it it was a prank I think you're class

1:16:19Cal:it didn't land I'm gonna and I would never pop your fucking pumpkin were you drinking oh yeah

1:16:27Chip:yeah yeah yeah I actually wowed me up. Sometimes, sometimes after you add a few drinks, everything gets a bit more emotional. Isn't that right? What I'm thinking is a year 11 party, you're quite mature at year 11 and you've drank. Yeah. If someone popped my costume, I don't think I'd give a shit. But if you didn't go to many parties, I would then.

1:16:44Cal:I think if you put the effort in and you've got this like inflatable, someone, a pumpkin, sorry, and somebody just comes over and like, oh, it's just so funny. He just fucks up your whole costume. I wouldn't care, but I'm not Harry.

1:16:55Chip:Would you be actually rattled?

1:16:58Cal:It's a bit of a dick thing. Oh, shit. I don't know. You know, that's kids being kids. Nah, that's just being a dick. How many people at this party? It's bullying, isn't it? Big party. No, 25.

1:17:08Chip:25. It's going to be not more than 25.

1:17:11Cal:These guys weren't specifically your mates. Yeah, I was trying to like, I was kind of like on the fringe. I didn't get invited much, but I was, I just made the,

1:17:18Chip:if he's playing on the emotional strings here, he's got me. I think, because I think this is true. I think if you get given a word, I lied to you, I'd always try to come with a lie. that's way more rewarding like selling a life but that's exactly it like mate this guy he's not some

1:17:30Cal:fucking yeah it's a good point lock in on harold though maybe there i i think i think this would i think this would be true i don't i'm gonna stick with what i said to as well i think it's true

1:17:44Chip:the only thing that makes me really think that it's not is it would i have seen a picture of

1:17:51Cal:him in this outfit before i feel like you would have heard of this yeah why have i not heard about the time that harry brought up in we would know about this kind of before like not before phones but like i wasn't it wasn't like a yeah maybe there's a pre-youtube or it started on youtube but like not like i wasn't fuck man boys we gotta make a vote i think i i want to say i'll stick to

1:18:16Chip:what i said initially i'll say truth i'm gonna go with truth as well what is it harold it's a lie Oh, you fuck. Is there any part of that? That's sure. Just full fabrication. It's all a lie here. Oh mate. You know what? The fact that he plays on the heart strings there, like you can verify it with truffle pink. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually such a good point. No, I'd be worried. Are people that are close to Harry be careful? I got mine.

1:18:43Cal:Okay. Here we go. All right. One time I locked myself in, I've managed to get my, because I'm quite small when I was younger. Still probably similar height, but quite skinny. I locked myself in a dog cage at a mate's house. Someone took a picture of me, and it was my Facebook profile picture of the time. I used to go around showing girls like, yo, look, I put myself in this dog cage. If this is a lie, you're not well. It's true.

1:19:10Chip:Should we just lock in true now? I think true. I'm true. Wait, wait, wait. I just want to... I feel like for the pod, we deserve to ask questions here. what that how big was the cage were you crammed in it or did you have space to move

1:19:26Cal:listen I've I've made an effort to get in put it that way like I am like this inside the cage looking at the camera and smiling up like

1:19:33Chip:he was skinny enough and small enough to make that work

1:19:37Cal:obviously no I was a bit of a joker at the party so everyone walks everyone walks into the room like oh Josh is in a fucking cage there's just no way especially since five minutes ago you were like oh I didn't see this like you didn't prepare or anything and you've just come up with that off the rip, this has got to be true. And the fact that you went, Josh, you didn't say chip just then. You went, Josh, that actually brings back, yeah, but I know, but that means like back in the day, they were saying that. Yeah, locking that in. No, wait, start trying to force it. I'm not really, I'm not going to, I think it's true.

1:20:07I think true. I think true. I can just see, I can see. Showing birds at you's in a donkey. But again, we would have seen this picture, I think. That's right. If the picture exists, we would have seen this picture. Yeah, 100%. But it is for Facebook,

1:20:18Cal:I don't have Facebook anymore. It's time ago. Yeah, I don't think you necessarily would have definitely seen the video.

1:20:24Chip:And also, wait, can I just say, I swear to you, wait, wait, wait, wait. You'd show us a picture of you. Wait, no, this is a lie. This is a lie because Chip was always a Bebo guy. He's been telling me about how he was Bebo over Facebook for time. So he wouldn't be showing people his Facebook page.

1:20:39Cal:He would have still had it there. Everyone had Facebook. Bro, I had Facebook back in the day. Used to post on like people's walls and shit. Like, what you on, bro? Miss you, bro. With the kisses as well. Yeah. I Could you If this is true Could you Is the picture findable Or is it lost in the ether Probably not now Because I actually Don't have Facebook anymore Right I can't Got rid of that shit Yeah fair I still think it's true Yeah I'll give you true Yeah I'll give you true What was the name Of the person's party Jordan It's true Look to the left He took a minute I didn't just have to Actually think though It's like probably 16, 15 years old What dog did he have that I couldn't tell you definitely couldn't

1:21:21Chip:wait wait wait that's a great point so there's a party at a house with a dog where's the dog dog's probably cutting around the whole house do you not know what the dog was nah nah oh shit nah but you know what when I've been to like my mates parties sometimes I've got dogs in a room or something yeah the dogs get put in

1:21:36Cal:like the room with the parents I wouldn't be able to tell you I also don't know that many dog breeds to be fair so I probably wouldn't be able to genuinely wouldn't be able to tell you okay small dog I don't even know what breed herpes from Havanese

1:21:48Chip:it's a bit of a rogue on it yo i'm gonna go i'm gonna go with truth then yeah yeah yeah

1:21:54Cal:should we lock in truth boys yeah yeah all right boys well guess what what it's fucking valid it's

1:21:59Chip:true oh shit wait so are we three for oh no we we got it wrong oh well yeah we got his wrong wrong all right my one right so this was obviously halloween and it is when i lived in scotland and we went to a Halloween party in a castle. Okay. Uh, went to this Halloween party in a castle. We're all really young. How, what age would we be? Maybe like 16. Um, a lot of people's first drinks. Anyways, I've rocked up. I was just wearing, and this is how shit like there's normal clothes. And I just put a bit of face paint on and I remember it just being like trying to be skeleton but it was just an awful attempt at face paint anyways rocked up um and i was always really nervous about drinking so i had two wkds or yeah like one or two wkds and then i pretended to be drunk for the rest of the night because i was nervous about getting too drunk so i just faked being drunk all right carry on carry on well no no no i just pretended to be drunk to the point where we've all done that we've all done that

1:23:08Cal:fuck's sake bro what you've done that yeah bro I've quite had one WKD and be like fucking are you lot feeling this like when you when you get to your first party with alcohol you're also 16 he was also oh no way this might be a lie boys nah it can't be a lie does anyone else think he was overcompensating giving way too much detail yeah yeah I was thinking that no one asked about the skeleton face paint bro oh but I will tell you one thing I've seen a picture of him with the skeleton face paint nah but that's that's just basic but I think it was like he was 19 so I don't think a good enough did you come up with this yesterday or have you actually done this on the spot now must be on the spot that's why it's such a shit plot or has he just thought of something from back in the day that's not even like don't you I was thinking of stuff to say and I thought that time of like I had nothing to think I had nothing to say either I tried to think of old Halloween stories there's not really anything don't you ever write a book I think it's a lie just because you were dropping like so much info for no reason.

1:24:11Cal:I'm going to give a lie as well.

1:24:14Chip:I was going to say truth.

1:24:16Cal:Why is it, Carl?

1:24:18Chip:Yeah, no, it's just a shit lie.

1:24:21Cal:I actually went three for three. Oh, shit. He's got you, mate. He's got you. I'm so good at this. You silly bugger. Two drinks.

1:24:32Chip:What was the other bit that you had for us, Stan? You said you had a little moment. A little ranking of horror villains. Classic horror villains. I'm not going to know that. I'll be honest with you. I don't know any of them.

1:24:46Cal:I know all of them. All right, Chips horror ranking. Brilliant. I think Pennywise is S. Yeah, the original Pennywise is a lot better. Shut up, man. I'm going to say shit like that. No, really. No, no. for that one it is really good yeah but there's just no way it's as scary as that like that I'm not saying that's that scary but it is it's just a banger because it's like Stranger Things vibes no I promise you the original Pennywise is scary as fuck there's a reason they remade it man the first one was fucking banging I know there's just no way I'm on that as well I just don't I think with the graphics we're still doing this I'm not trying to be different I swear to you the original is better Pennywise S I will still back it I'd actually say A That's an S Who's that?

1:25:37Michael Myers Michael Myers Who's A?

1:25:39Chip:Oh, S tier Because that Game mode on College It was unreal

1:25:43Cal:I have actually seen Chucky, I reckon like a C Yeah Is that Texas Chainsaw Massacre? What can Chucky do? What's their power? I'll give a love a face And oh, this is tough, man Because all of these Are like real like Icons of it They're not like There's no D tier here.

1:26:01Chip:Did you ever watch Omen? No. The Devil Kid. Is that an orphan? I'd say yeah. Devil Kid, yeah.

1:26:10Cal:Chigsaw's also really good. Also like, yeah, I'm saying like John Kramer as well.

1:26:14Chip:Like him.

1:26:14Cal:For me, that would be a B.

1:26:15Chip:The Joker in B.

1:26:16Cal:That would be a B. Freddy Krueger's really good, but I'll go B. Scream. Oh, this is like fucking. What's the whole thing about girls being really attracted to guys in Ghostmas? Have you seen that? I haven't seen. like on TikTok there's this whole thing like girls are like nah why is it Ghost Max I think it's like any character that can spawn about fucking 10 movies out of it has to be quite high so it's like either it's not scary though it's like A or S but you're ranking the character I know but so I don't know A or S this is the most shit spoken all pod fairs bro Terrifier all it is is just fucking go D very new not I put it like C with Chucky Jason Jason.

1:27:00Cal:Jason is good. I'd probably say A for Jason. There's a place for S, Bob. I think he's S. You know what? I'll back it because of his mask and stuff. The hockey mask is back. Oh, right. When you were young, what was the scariest thing? Jeepers Creepers. I mean, first horror film I ever watched was Woman in Black. Right. Which is such an entry level. It's such a good way to... What was scary? Probably like Sinister. and did you see that got ranked like the most scary film of all time yeah that is an unreal film so good people watched like human centipede and shit it wasn't like I don't know what was the scariest one when you were younger um there was something they saw us in school I can't remember what it was called what was that about it was it now it was just a normal show but the villain it was like this crocodile headed could you say it's like through the looking through the look through the looking glass through the looking glass was it something to do with the dragon yeah it was a crocodile dragon through the eye of the dragon or something like that through the eye of the dragon we watched that in English comprehension that's what it was so it's the villain it's fucking horrifying what happened in Sam we watched it in like school and it gave me nightmares this thing yeah here we go no no no him him this fucker yeah that thing zoom in he was mad oh no that is yeah yeah yeah so that's what the show is and I fucking like eat the dragon and out of nowhere that fucker like oh yeah that comes in and honestly we were like yeah he was yeah yeah no thank you I don't find that scary but it's almost like because you're 22 no but it's almost like how shit quality it is and shit costume it's more like if I saw him in real life the actor would book me out a bit yeah he used to scare me as a kid as well yeah I thought that's valid those are as well yeah

1:28:56Chip:I don't really Have you ever seen Jeepers Creepers? Jeepers Creepers Isn't that somebody someone says? Just type in Jeepers Creepers Oh Jeepers

1:29:03Cal:I know it sounds stupid But it's like a bit of a cult It's a classic man It's fucking banging Just type that in You recognize any of that?

1:29:12Chip:No

1:29:13Cal:What the fuck is that? That's a show that shit Nah when you watch a movie It's obviously better than the fucking picture That looks creepy to be fair Was there any like creepy pasta stories In your school That would just creep the fuck out I've ever pasta yeah creepypasta you never heard creepypasta what's creepypasta it's written out like the 4chan stuff oh right there was one where it was like there's a babysitter and he's like what's this clown statue doing in your living room and then the people like we don't have a clown statue and she turns around and it's gone and like shit like that used to honestly keep me up at night the original creepypasta damn is that the original is that the OG that was a yeah it was the Scooby-Doo when they turn into werewolves.

1:29:55That scared me. No, never mind.

1:29:57Cal:Do you remember the first time you played Slenderman? I never played it. That was actually scary. I hear that. That's what I did for my college main thing I had to make. My video. We just recreated Slenderman from the POV. It was just you walking around. But it was me walking around collecting pages. Oh, it actually was you. But I made it quite well and it was pretty close to the game. And what I do is have my friend dressed in a black morph suit. in the corner of the room and I'd just pan and if you were watching closely you would see him but you wouldn't see him oh okay it's like

1:30:30Chip:what Iraq does these days does he do that? no he just chills in the back the BTS oh I've not seen that

1:30:37Cal:you don't see that thanks for bringing that up thank you mate thank you you still banging gym Harry? yeah you know

1:30:44Chip:I go no I go I go I go I go I go I go I go I go I go I go I go I go I go

1:30:52I go I'm just too relaxed. I just want to go on my phone.

1:30:55Chip:Yeah.

1:30:55Cal:You need somewhere with a bit of like... You need muscle works, bro. Yeah. I feel like in winter, that's going to be brutal. Freezing cold barbells and that. But that's what I need. When I go now, the only way I get myself to go is by doing... I don't do more than three exercises. So I'm in now in 15 minutes because otherwise I just won't go. I stay for 45. That's my minute. I just won't do that consistently. Yeah. You got speed run it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like once you're halfway through is when it gets good. The first half an hour is awful. Do you enjoy it? See, I've never, like, it just...

1:31:24In summer, like, fucking dry scooping pre-workout in the car, blasting tunes, get to the gym, it's boiling, get a little bicep pump. That's my favorite part of the day. For winter, it's a lot more long.

1:31:35Cal:When you're in the fucking mirror and you're doing, like, some lateral raises and you see your fucking delts, and you're like, oh, and you know what? I'm getting there. You see the rippling. Yeah, and you just fucking see the shoulders starting to actually take shape, and you're like, you know what? Fucking hell, I'm going to go upstairs and fucking smack myself up.

1:31:49Chip:Now, do you want to know what? One of the craziest transformations I ever saw was Harry in lockdown. Do you remember the photo that you said? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was convinced that it was photoshopped. It was that fucking insane. I think, did you ever post it? I think you might have posted it somewhere. Was it, was it, was it, was it like you were skinny? I was just, I was just at the best shape I've been in. All right, yeah. But we were just starting, first of all, break up. All right. Went into lockdown. And I was just stuck in Guernsey. All I did all day was just go gym. Yeah. It was, nah, when I say this, like A, B, he dwarf your ting.

1:32:20Chip:all right let's not get silly no i say this is my protein athlete i'm being genuinely serious like you're some small small shit bro you see that new pick of me and av in the left yeah

1:32:33Cal:you actually out angled him a bit he was like oh say we're the fucking same size now say we're the same size and he's doing that thing and all his veins are showing i bring my fucking arm up and it's just the same size yeah but one of them's muscle and one of them's fat oh he's pulled out

1:32:46Chip:the W2 active nah I don't think he did post this ever but it was actually the most insane photo I've seen looking pretty wedged there though no no it's not about it's about being it's about the what's it mobility it's better than being athletic I'd rather be one and not be able to run a 5k all day really way better so jokes being one for no reason so jokes wait type in the picture that they're talking about where did I say I think I saw on Twitter what photo oh I did Twitter but you put it no you put it on your it was on my vlog oh was it in your vlog yeah okay yeah the one of Chip out angling that was the first time I seen him do that to you yeah that's cool

1:33:26Cal:yeah because he fought yeah he did something and then he went wait hold of a second fucking bug slash chops come in actually winds me up because I believe that you think this

1:33:37Chip:he's not on a serious note though he's not far away I don't even think let me just say fucking big John could put his arm next to mine and it's bigger but it's fucking lard it's not muscle Do you mean the goalkeeper Bigfoot? Oh no you like No I mean the boss Nah that's a bit harsh I feel like I'm not calling it that But I'm saying That's what it feels like

1:33:58Cal:It's not about volume It's about muscle Fucking telling me I stepped out of Chernobyl Or someone's calling me ugly And shit Fucking look It's to hate you bro What do you mean man? Dressed as a custard cream Fuck off I can't say anything You're dressed as a Fucking sick character

1:34:12Chip:Never even played Sonic By the way Yeah this is actually and say like Stan's got the whole thing.

1:34:18Cal:He was born like five years ago and he gets to be Sonic. So you look a bit like a villain from Sonic. If you would have changed the color on the Dr. Eggman.

1:34:25Chip:Yeah. Yeah. It does way more like Dr. Eggman. Dr. Eggman was sick though. What a boy. If it was with the stash back now, if you get the,

1:34:37Cal:Oh, that's it. That's the new gen one. Yeah.

1:34:40Chip:Nah, it's the fit that doesn't help him. But the stash when the stash was on it, good character to guys is it? yeah good in Mario Kart as well Dr. Mario Kart yeah put him on a bike valid have you ever been part of a fandom? um nah honestly not really I've I've always just kind of been a fan of myself should I wrap this up? yeah that's a good note to leave let's wrap let's wrap this up let's actually wow me up a bit I'm not gonna lie yeah that's fucking dumb man you were part of the Two Sync fandom I'd say clearly yeah

1:35:14Cal:Yeah, call it precinct. And then they got a cracking plur mug off their merch. Cracking plur. Yeah. Classic.

1:35:22Chip:What a brew as well. Yeah. What a brew. All right, let's wrap this up. What a brew. All right, let's wrap this up. Let's wrap it up. What a nomad. All right, let's put this one to bed. Let's put this one to bed. It's mine, Stiger. How the fuck are you going, bro? Yeah, yeah. All right.

1:35:38Cal:A bit strong there, buddy. Let's wrap it up.

1:35:41Chip:Yeah. Bit too close to the sun on that one. All right, buddy. Thank you very much for watching and listening. I hope you guys have a fantastic Halloween. Harry, final words. All right, guys. Thank you very much. Make sure you guys subscribe and also give us a five-star rating on Spotify if you are listening. Until next time, we'll catch you guys in a bit. From Sonic, Gru, Lobo Peep, Lobo Peep, and Steak of Butter. Steak of Butter. Love Custard. Love Custard. We'll see you guys next time. Bye bye.