258. FELLAS 5 YEAR SPECIAL! Arthur Hill Talks New House Burglary & George Clarke On Strictly!

4:38Cal:Oh my God. He's eating a just time sandwich. That's my favorite. Stop staring at him out the window. All right. Anyway, what were you saying? No, I was saying like,

4:44Chip:what is the moment that you've like cry laugh the most?

4:47Cal:Oh, It's hard. It's hard. I remember AB did a good one where it was like Saka or anyone.

4:54Chip:Oh, that was so good.

4:56Cal:He said his team might have the past. Those were good moments. Those are more recent though. It's hard to remember the older ones because I've gotten old and I'm withering like an old...

5:05Chip:I don't... Why the fuck is Stanley barking off behind the camera? What the fuck? Now, why has he got his cheeks out? Oh, he's through the window. He's got his cheeks compressed against the window.

5:15Cal:How the hell has just got his ass out? It's such a nice little cushy little bomb.

5:18Chip:Nah, there was a lot of hair on that thing though. That's the way I like it though.

5:22Cal:I bet like all the female artists love it.

5:25Chip:Yeah. Well, all the musicians and that.

5:27Cal:Yeah. Yeah. You know, they love that.

5:29Chip:Yeah. They notoriously love a cushy ass. Anyways, should we get my mom to bring him down?

5:36Cal:Yeah. Bring him in. Bring him in.

5:37Chip:All right. Oh, mom. Nah. Nah. I thought it was the author, other author that's coming. Oh, you've let the fuck it. What? The singer? No. Oh, here he is.

5:46Cal:He's going to...

5:47Chip:Yo, thank you, bro.

5:49Cal:Fifi.

5:50Chip:Great what? Why do you always make it weird, bro? You need a mic. You can have the just ham while you do it. Yeah, of course you can. I eat just ham sandwiches as well. I didn't want to be like... I didn't want to, you know, get loads of carbs in and then crash. What? Because I haven't eaten all day. I didn't want to just like crash. I just had a katsu curry. Oh, man. Love a katsu curry. Wait, so is this... Hang on. I knew something Five years Five years No but So is this a special episode? Yeah this is a special episode So Is it working in a way that It's not just me? No it's just you No it's just you I swear to god it's just you Can you fucking stop hitting My fucking chair You did that one more time I'm actually gonna go mad I'm gonna start crying bro

6:31Cal:I'm actually fucking scared right now I don't know He's just He gets really annoyed

6:35Chip:If you like

6:35Cal:You just keep fucking with me

6:37Chip:During the episodes Wait so I'm Just to make sure I'm doing a full You're doing a full It's just me Are you okay to do that? Yeah, yeah. But I thought it doesn't happen. This never happens. No one ever invites. It's just me. Bring in. No, it's just me. When I saw the cake, I thought it's going to be like a special episode where they're bringing all your friends.

6:57Cal:The label emailed us and we thought we're going to have to. We're going to have to get him on. It took a fucking PR email for you to get me on.

7:08Chip:I can't believe it. We were fighting to get you on anyway. I swear to God we won. Wait, could you put that hat on? Can you fucking celebrate with us or what, man?

7:16Cal:We were going to invite you on anyway. You're a fucking global rock star.

7:20Chip:Let me hold that for you while I do that. I know that the sandwich is important to you. Fuck, man. There you go. Nice. No, you look good. In front of the ears or behind? No, you can go. Oh, I've got it in front. Yeah, because the thing is, if you go behind, it kind of pushes them forward a bit, but I think it looks quite cute.

7:35Cal:Yeah, you do look quite cute.

7:36Chip:You look like a rock star, bro.

7:39Cal:So congratulations on fucking being you

7:41Chip:No congratulations on having someone Like messaging people Through like a PR firm I feel like that's a big milestone

7:48Cal:Like hey rockstar Arthur Hill Just going on tour It wasn't that we don't know you

7:55Chip:Well they obviously done that But what I will say Is they were glazing you in the email I found that really Can you read it out because it was pretty funny So this was sent to Stanley Oh, actually, wait, wait, wait. You're going to have to blur half of this, but... That's fine. Yeah. We won't show it. Just read it. Just read it. We won't show it. All right. Here we go. Ready, ready, ready. Here we go. So he goes, Hi, Stanley. I'm currently working with rising indie pop phenomenon, Arthur Hill, who has just released his new EP, Missed Again. Hey!

8:29Cal:Let's go.

8:29Chip:Following a completely sold out UK and Europe headline tour, including a much look forward to night at O2 Academy Brixton. Is that announced yet? Yeah, that's announced. That's announced. Okay, great. Oh, okay. I won't. Yeah. But all I'm saying, okay, all I'm saying is there's another big announcement to come. A big one. And when's that getting announced? This, well, yeah, soon. This month. Oh, okay. But it won't be by Tuesday, next Monday, will it? No. No, that's a shame because that would have been cool. Actually, wait, when will this come out? Is it Monday? Monday. Is it Monday coming? Yeah, a bit too soon now.

9:06I got a great phone call today last week today whatever bro I think it's going to be announced on Friday so I can say this I think I'm doing America like support tour America with this guy called Rule yeah who's a big Aussie guy I'm gassed but the way it's happened is so fucking weird do you know it? do you know Will Gibb? the australian kick soccer guy ginger yeah yeah yeah i met him he was on will gibbs story today this guy rule yeah this guy yeah and i actually do really like a lot of his songs so i saw that i saw that they were together i thought that's weird but like actually i really like this guy

9:53Cal:i'm gonna follow him so i followed rule yeah and he followed me back like a minute later and i got really gassed about it and i sent it to my manager i was like oh like maybe we can do something with him in australia because we're going to australia and my manager calls me and he's and she's like did you know like you've been you've been offered support for him in america like this morning what and i had no idea that's so weird freaking weird is that freaky deaky freaky deaky damn so yeah i'm made like crazy crazy little run like month-long tour in america what and where about

10:24Chip:is it well it's obviously all over america you're doing like madison square garden and shit like that yeah no not that big yeah but it's a lot of dates like places i've never been boston chicago that's that rock star lifestyle nashville like a little tour bus yeah a little tour bus with the

10:38Cal:boys you know doing loads of drugs whoa yeah and i can be fucking rock and roll that sounds don't

10:45Chip:bring chip on a tour no he won't lift a fucking finger i would lift the finger i would lift yeah god knows where that would go so relax what the fuck in my own bob um but enough about me happy birthday guys thank you bro five years name one thing that you've done consistently for five years your mom

11:09no we've only kissed we've only kissed um no time either i'm very respectful did you say phoebe in

11:17Chip:the high tops i thought you said my mom's wearing them new jays it's actually a more deep question than i thought i don't think i have done anything i haven't done anything consistently for five years what about your actual music career mode on fifa maybe yeah i hear that i'll never stop playing that shit you know can i admit that i still like and it's annoying now because in our new house yeah the uh the soundproofing is really bad and i get a bit self-conscious but i still commentate like i'm like 10 while you're playing On career mode, I'm like, yeah, pass it into Yuccarez. Oh my God. Whisper it at 1 a.m.

11:55It's fucking funny.

11:56Cal:Oh, that's quite a whole show though. But the mad thing is I don't just do one person. I do both. I'm both the commentators. Oh, I see. Yeah, I mean, like, what do you think of Yuccarez's performance? Oh, well, he's amazing. Comes in, you know, does that. Yeah, switch up the accent.

12:10Chip:It's great. You know what? Being you must be crazy. Sick. Like, generally, I have so much fun. i can't wait for the song to be about how you how you switch up commentator mode i'd love to see your bedroom what what do you mean by that no i mean like i wonder what's in it but what kind of there's not much in my bedroom at the moment how's the move gone well it's gone well it's getting there i'm quite happy with my little my little space you know why do you say it like it's

12:39Cal:like a den yeah like it's harry potter's cupboard well no because because i've got i've got a bedroom which is just literally just the bed in there at the moment because i'm fucking i fucking hate every the the delivery people yeah they're so shit yeah but they are waiting on so much shit from them and then i've got another room which is next to it which is like my sort of work slash living room

13:02Chip:and it's vibes well like an office is this a shared space or your no my space oh wow so you got two rooms yeah got two rooms how do you wangle that how did you say i wanted to we've all got we've got oh bloody hell yeah that's some baller shit yeah i thought we were getting burgled yesterday and wait why did you think you were basically there's been three events that two events that made me think we were being burgled right um and no let's go for it bro yeah don't worry man we don't have audio listeners yeah yeah it's all good you know what i'm enjoying it um i feel like i feel bad for the kid if I tell the story, but No, they gotta learn No, but then he might, I don't know Don't worry, you don't, mate, mate

13:46Cal:Like a more like, you're alright, you know, don't worry about

13:49Chip:So wait, what, has a kid rocked up to your gaff and you switched that? My first day back when I got back from America the door rang at like a fairly, like just about borderline acceptable time I'd say like 8.30, 9pm I didn't see this, but I was hearing it from the top of the stairs and Chris opened it oh god and it was and I couldn't work out if he sounded 80 or 14 it was really weird and he was basically like welcoming us to the area that's kind which we thought was nice and then sort of lingered for a bit and was like what's everyone's names in the house and Chris was like like George Arthur Chris and then he's like oh cool cool and then it turns out he lives like three doors down okay and then as soon as the door shut Chris was like Stephanie a fan and I was like oh okay that's not good and then I go on Instagram and he said that the guy's name should I change his name?

14:47Paul the guy's name was Paul and I then go on Instagram that night and I'm like checking the message requests or whatever as you do and there's a message from Paul that says hey Arthur mate can you let me in please and this is at like midnight and I was like this is fucking weird and that was my first night

15:08Chip:oh no that's horror and then so I'm a bit that's a bit weird why would you say that yeah and I'm like that can't be a coincidence that can't be a coincidence like they had the same name that would be like why would you say that yeah yeah yeah and then like this was like three nights ago I was playing career mode doing my commentary like I'm there you know playing with Arsenal and I'm like oh what a game from the behind and then I see in the corner of my eye like loads of like flashes going off and i thought maybe it was fucking lightning or something morse coding to you no the guys and it was the it was the i look and it's like not the opposite like housewives but like diagonal opposite like diagonal neighbor because i'm out the back and it was like it was just a girl like i couldn't see it because it was dark i couldn't see i could like a silhouette of a girl and she was just taking pictures of me what she's taking pictures of me from her garden are you on the bottom floor i'm on i'm on the middle floor but you're in the window fully yeah i'm like kind of like she's i'd say she's maybe as far as far away as like i don't know i mean it's not gonna be good for the viewers but she was like maybe like 20 meters away yeah okay and so like the road and i knew it was first because you know that has that orange flash first.

16:26Yeah. So it's like a proper camera. Oh, shit. And my mind's going like, is that the sun for George? You know, like, I'm like, Oh, like paparazzi. Yeah, I go and tell George. She pulled up the Nick on PowerShop. Yeah, I go and tell George in his room. Like, he sort of peeps out. And when I go back into the room, she's just waving at me. Nah, that's so spooky. And I'm like, this is so weird. So I just like shut the blind. You couldn't see it.

16:49Cal:You could only see a silhouette. I could only see a silhouette. I could only see a silhouette. And then like, so I went to bed and I was so freaked out and I was like, I don't know what the fuck that was. I'm hoping it was, because I kept hearing like people talking in the garden. I'm hoping it was like a party and it was just like a teenager like just fucking around. I don't know. It's not. I also, I'm trying to work out if they could have worked out who I was from, because I have like a dark, like kind of like that. That was the only light that was in my room. Yeah. Right. So whether or not they could have seen, I don't know.

17:19Oh man, that's horrible. But still weird. It's still weird. So then two nights ago, I get woken up at like 5.30 a.m. And like, I always wake up stressed. It's just like a shit thing. So shit. So shit. Wake up. Whenever I wake up, it's always like, oh my God. Because I have like really bad like night terrors. Oh, wake up screaming. Yeah. And I never remember them. It's really weird. It's horrible.

17:45Cal:No, that's fucked. And I wake up and I thought it was sort of like a bang or something. and i'm hearing like just constant coming up the stairs and i'm thinking like i don't think like i'm trying to think what chris and george have told me i'm like it's not gonna be george going to strictly i don't think chris is like would be they're both back so it wouldn't be them coming back from anything um and like and then i kept hearing stuff being like moved and then like zip bags nah bro i'm like properly like oh my and i i thought and like yeah so i'm thinking about the two things that have happened you know i'm thinking like they've been scouting us and like

18:25Chip:this is it like we're being fucking burgled body bagged yeah like yeah so i'm like i'm sort of like do i get up and try and scare him away like i'm like because i sleep naked i'm like do i just fucking go out there and windmill and you know hope hits him in the eye or something and then like so i text the text the chat i'm like boys are we are we being burgled and then no this is the whole thing so then i'm hearing all these zip bags and they go down the stairs and i'm like fuck like and then the fucking alarm goes off so this is what i'm absolutely certain horror like i'm like oh my fuck because like we have like a thing where you like you fob it when you leave and i think they've like gone to leave and they haven't fought so the thing went off and then it then it didn't stop and they came back in to like and i thought they're trying to stop the alarm which is and then they did stop it you're still in your room i'm still in my room and i'm like what so then then i go up boys like i think we're being burgled and chris was like oh no sorry it's just me i'm just going to my run club what and he said he's like probably a bad time to try out the alarm for the first time oh for five thirty a.m why is he zipping up outside I don't know I don't know I don't know Mate I was I literally Do you know how down bad Chris must be hitting that 5.30 in the morning run club

19:42Cal:I know he's doing it for girls 100 % Yeah

19:44Chip:Run clubs now is a dating thing It is That boy's desperate man

19:49Cal:He's doing everything he can Bottom of the world type shit To be fair it might be an athletic girl Probably gonna be

19:56Chip:Good at free kicks maybe Yeah

19:57Cal:Centre back Yeah

19:59Chip:No just good at free kicks Yeah Yeah You were looking hella suave when I last saw you Thank you

20:05Cal:He was looking good as well Yeah

20:06Chip:You were looking mighty fine Yeah I was my time I came up with the LA time Ooh It's fading Do you like LA? I do you know And it's weird because everyone hates it Everyone was like you're not going to like it But I think when you go to do what I was doing It's like the best place to do it you know Music Music yeah Shagging birds No no I was pretty bad performance out there actually Really? Yeah Struck out

20:31Cal:Do you reckon it just wasn't Was the English vibe Charm not working That's what I mean I like turned up The Hugh Grant vibes And it didn't work And I was fuming Is he not that creepy Hugh Grant No He's got a couple Knife Hill on it Yeah like Hi Right See the thing is I think you're delightful You don't drop any of that No That's what I was doing Okay I think they're all too Like cliquey out there Yeah Struggled to break Through the noise Have you been to Barney's Beanery Have you been there I haven't been to Anything like that It's crazy. It's crazy. It was actually like overwhelming. What is it?

21:04Because everyone there is attractive, but like not just the girls.

21:08Chip:That's why we ain't being there. There was a guy in there that looked literally exactly like Jacob Lordin. I think he was the best looking man I've ever seen.

21:14Cal:I would have sparked him out. And like, you're trying to talk and it's like, they're not going to pick, they're not going to pick me with my fucking... What were you mean? You're a good looking guy on your face. Yeah, but not LA good looking. You're a good looking guy. Nah, I'm different. Not in LA, I'm not. Yeah, it's different out there. Let's say I'm a six here. In LA I'm a four. But you're a eight, 7.58 here.

21:35Chip:Cheers. So then he's a three back up.

21:37Cal:No, no, you're good looking. You got English by Charm, it gotta give you an extra point or two bro. You gotta be like. Cause I lived in Canada for a bit. Wait, you know this Beanie Gaff,

21:46Chip:what's the name of it? I went there. Nah, I don't think you did bro. Nah, cause that's why I was so Leng. Like they kept going Leng guys only. That's why I went. 20 minutes on the door, please let me in bro. Who's I saying that? Randomly, heckin' Sue was in there. What was the name of it? Barney's Beanery.

21:59Cal:Oh bro you don't get it

22:01Chip:Ecken Sue was there

22:01Cal:Ecken Sue was in there I fucking know them all

22:04Chip:Are you sure it's Barney's Beanery Not Barney's Burgies No that's Barney's Beanery

22:09Cal:Bro's found any opportunity to bring burgers into the bar Whoa what the fuck Oh my god this place was like Decent I was gonna say shit but then I remembered They might invite me But yeah it's crazy They might invite me

22:22Chip:Bro I've been there

22:23Cal:Have you actually?

22:24Chip:Yeah I went there I went there Me, Will It's a good time

22:27Cal:What is it? so just like it's just a bar it's the new spot

22:30Chip:do you know if you guys have watched the David Dobrik vlogs you know like that cowboy place the ranch Saddle Ranch Saddle Ranch Saddle Ranch so Saddle Ranch is in the mud now and everybody's going to the Wednesday night it's the night karaoke night that's when it's

22:46Cal:Barney's Beanery yeah so this is where

22:49Chip:me and G-Film and Will and E and his team went it's a Barney's Beanery it's Ram though yeah

22:56Cal:too busy you can't move around tight busy yeah it's crazy busy you know what I hate about over there is how you have to when you buy a drink like you can't just apple pay it you have to like do the fucking check thing it's so long

23:07Chip:it's like living in the stone age it's crazy and you have to work out the tip yourself well that's not do you know what's in the saying is that an issue well it's just a lot of it's just a lot of admin oh I yeah I guess yeah yeah and also you gotta check that have they already put the service charge or not and then sometimes they put the service charge and then you're still expected to tip on top of the service charger. What are we up to?

23:30Cal:And you know what? Like they, they stop like, let's say you don't open a tab and you just sort of wondering, you know, tip like amazingly. They don't like serve you less and shit. Yeah, definitely. They don't come back to you. So that's why I always just give a good first tip. Yeah. My, the guy I was living with out there, he, he like refused to tip the, the,

23:49Chip:I just, I just don't know why you tried that. What did he say? Unless you do a tab, obviously. No one's on. No one gets a phone.

24:04Chip:Like as if everybody in the comments going to be, or you could just do a tap. Just wanted to get rid of those comments. You're embarrassing me. I'm going red. Happy five years. Happy five years. Oh, good news guys. Stanley Mike's cooked. So we actually have got a pod on our hands.

24:24Cal:Thank God. Let Stanley. No, stop.

24:27Chip:I'm back. Oh no. I just gotta hold it. That was a blissful. Gotta hold it. The new one's fucks itself. I don't know what's happened. Have you -

24:36Cal:Congrats on the tour. Yeah. Oh yeah, we got the news. Congrats. Congrats on the tour. One each, one from each of us. Thank you. Hang on a minute. I'll chop. Congrats on the tour. I got that from the shop that I went to. What? Why are you in the white stand? I thought one was for you.

24:50Chip:No, no, no, never mind. What was wrong with that, Stan? What? Because we're giving a friend something to celebrate. Whoa, whoa, hang on. He said they were for you. No, they're not. No, they're not. For you, mate. They're for you. Thanks. I don't drink.

25:02Cal:My body's a fucking shrine in a temple. You don't drink anymore? No, just jack off. You said just jack off. What?

25:10Chip:Who says that anymore? Yeah, I was just jacking off.

25:14Cal:I've been thinking about bringing it back in. It was getting cooked. I saw like, no, not November's not a thing anymore. Do you remember that? Yeah. And like someone mentioned it on Twitter. I was like, grow up.

25:24Chip:I actually did do it. I did do it. we did a whole no not november this is so crazy this is how down bad i was this girl who i wanted to like i was in love with her literally in love with her and she was like if you do no not november like i'll sleep with you and i did it and she didn't even sleep with me

25:40Cal:what the fuck yeah what kind of rule is that she had me she had me on roads also what sort of sympathic shit is that you're a fucking loser

25:56Chip:i thought i was really bad i'm sorry now what girl goes if you do none on also what you see you couldn't catch a sly goon and just tell her you've been doing it

26:05Cal:i thought i was a pathetic waste of sperm no reason to live oh i didn't waste any sperm did i i thought i was a good for nothing fucking moron I thought I was a fucking geriatric That was a long time ago Fred, motherfucker

26:25Cal:Oh, what? But never mind, you're here

26:33Chip:Anyways Shit, sorry, sorry So you never got to Got to

26:40Cal:Never got to not

26:41Chip:I never got to tap that, bro that's all right yeah that's all right you learned from that mistake big lessons big lessons yeah yeah i couldn't imagine what went through your head though when she said that oh yeah if you don't really like oh what a great challenge yeah like i completely understand why you said that that makes so much that is basically what i said to build up the nut so she would get the biggest

27:00Cal:one what the fuck well that's how it works yeah what it is isn't it you build up your nut yeah maybe if you take 10 zinc tablets in a row shit I have been on that recently zinc yeah magnesium and all that yeah not for those reasons I I'm at the point where I have magnesium butter that I rub on my feet what yeah this is crazy as if I couldn't get more why why do you rub on your feet I just heard it like um I just heard it helps it's a whole thing it's a whole tub no no like a an ex of mine told me. He didn't sleep with me either. Oh my God. We're just getting... It's nice though. It's actually nice.

27:45It's nice to like... Wait, so with this last person you were with,

27:48Chip:would you just sit together and just put your feet in... No, no, no. It's not like... No, so it's like a tub and you put it on the base of your feet before like half an hour before bed, before you go to bed. And then you go to bed with buttery feet or do you lick it off each other? No, you rub it in. You rub it in and then it like it obviously absorbs and it absorbs quicker than it would if you take the tablet.

28:10Cal:Does it work for your whole body or just the feet? I haven't tried. I actually haven't tried. But I don't know how much it works and it's expensive as well. You're just like You got any other weird shit? Boys, I was on the ropes, you know. I was trying anything to sort my sleep. But it's better now. It's better now? Since I moved, yeah. Have you tried a new mattress? yeah I've got a big big old bed now which I think has helped and I also think there was this fucking there was this noise in our old flat that like was like at a high pitch level and it was like what made fucking George famous that beep that you couldn't find yeah that's what was in my room I couldn't find it well actually that's a total lie I knew where I was I couldn't stop it where was it?

28:56it was this little fly

28:59Cal:what for how long? I couldn't I could never whack it for what yeah how did this fucking live on no I'm joking it was it was it was like you know where the plug plug sockets have you heard of plug socket yeah yeah yeah it was coming out the plug socket but even no even when I blocked it it would still come out wow and so I just lived with it should have put some headphones on yeah but so I think that was maybe honestly yeah and I had a bunch of like you know just crazy shit this has got to be some of the I can't get you like sleep paralysis shit oh that's horrible i don't envy you that's grim yeah who was your demon was it me no you know the fucking crazy thing like this is fucking mental i woke up thinking that uh liam pain was doing coke in my bed once when was this and then the day after he died oh shit i swear to god that's true that is wild yeah i used to have like a guy with a mullet actually as well it was weird shit like I always thought there'd be rats in my bed as well and I couldn't move I hate that it was fucking crazy I don't know what was wrong with me so what you're chilling now it hasn't happened since I went to America and got back yet stop smashing cat yeah allegedly it's fucked up to you yeah really actually did start after Glastonbury a few years ago

30:20Chip:so it does it does get like that stay off the the juice or the Cornish, no, where is it? Dorset, Dorset Cider.

30:31Cal:That's what they call it. No, it's just, that's famous, right? Cider, Dorset, it's from where it's from. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't think it was the cider. No, that's all I did though. I do love cider though.

30:41Chip:No, I hear that. That's all I did. I'm a cider man. As a professional punk rock rolling punk guy, you're going to... What title? You know, I feel like it's part of the job description really. No, no, no, not at all.

30:55Cal:Okay. Does it not hype you up for writing songs? No. I've done shrooms while writing songs. And is it actually a better song? Yeah, it's like...

31:07Chip:What song did you write while you were fucking juiced out your skull? What songs did I write? I don't know if any of them are out yet. The whole album? Missed? Missed? No. Man in the Middle. Man in the Middle was a bit shroomed.

31:23Cal:We've got loads of people who watch your fellas that love your music. yeah like they were gonna sing sadly no one that watches it likes it though sing some songs as you watch in my guy's turn yeah we were gonna we're gonna have a choir for you that would have been sick like like the jennifer hudson show is that the show where everybody stands on the side yeah i don't know i don't know what happens on that show i've never seen it no one's ever seen that but like that i'd see that every day we should start our own fellows version that would be quite funny yeah or just like throw in oh i did a really embarrassing thing yesterday do you know the tiktok guy al nash he's really funny yeah oh um he does like really good like sort of piss take sketch um content yeah show me time he does like the oh um space the one was pretending to be like there he is oh yeah yeah let's go really good yeah um i've met him well i met him very briefly but I thought I came up with the best sketch ever that me and him could do.

32:24And I sent this really passionate two-minute voice note to him. Basically being like, have you seen the guy that was, he goes up to strangers in the park and he's like, I couldn't offer you a cup of tea, could I? You don't fancy a cup of tea, do you? No? No, I missed that one. Someone in this room, surely. And they sit on the bench and it's like always old people and they're like, oh, you know, you're the first person to talk to me since my wife died 10 years ago and it's all right. Oh, the fake one. No, they're not fake.

32:57Chip:No, okay, they're real. Yeah. Well, this is going to fall really flat. Oh shit, I'm so sorry. No, but like, they're really wholesome videos. Yeah. Right. Because they just sit and chat over a cup of tea with a stranger and I send this thing and be like, what if it's like us and I go up to you and I'm like, you don't fancy a line of coke, do you? Oh, that's the first time someone's ever asked me yeah and then he cuts to them us on the bench and we're just yapping at each other's ears bro you see the thing is right like this is gonna be fucking sick like i was sick it was fucking great there's a few people i know that would be great and then it cuts to like you know six hours a and we're still on the bench and then we go to like a i don't know how ridiculous it will get but i thought it was really fucking funny and what did he say and he was like I've already done that, mate.

33:43Cal:I knew I should have checked. So, yeah, I'm never getting back into sketch comedy, I guess.

33:50Chip:But you are getting into paddle. Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah. I've got serious. There's a bit of a beef, actually. There's a bit of beef between me and I. I did get a bit annoyed at that. Are you good at that? Well, I think I have the potential to be very good.

34:06Cal:what kind of levels yet

34:08Chip:I haven't played with him

34:09Cal:I've played like sub 10 games and I think I can compete with Freezy I think that can't be true did you play bracket sports at school? yeah he's a good tennis player I played tennis player like pretty seriously yeah oh shit I think I've got the right mind for it what is the body still in the correct league? no the body's fucked but with paddle that's okay though I can do paddle I think it's because it's like soft ground you're actually not moving a lot at least the way I play because I'm so good shit I want to see this yeah I want to see it as well I've got a warm up game on Friday against who I think it's me and Theo versus Hackney and AB are you better than Arthur and Batch George yeah okay yeah

34:51Chip:so I've been told George is decent because what we did was we created

34:54Cal:when I played this is what I got annoyed about they didn't let me in the chat I think you've got to play quite good which I understand I'm not in it either but I don't mind I actually don't want to be in it especially when I become good I will be it's a communist chat mate yeah no it's a dictatorship it's fucking full of fascists mate I'm not going to be in there I'm going to it's throwing around buzzwords right now just throwing around some shit I heard on GB News last night what fucking what's going on in there socialist fucking group chat but yeah the paddle tournament next year I'm going for the I'm going for the trophy yeah you need to find a good partner

35:31Chip:you do because you've signed up with Chris in our game or potentially Chris no it's Theo I think

35:34Cal:Oh, 3-0 you got fun. Chris is decent. Chris is good.

35:38Chip:Chris's pants.

35:39Cal:He'll leave you out to dry. Don't play with him.

35:42Chip:Yeah.

35:42Cal:Come up it as well, just generally. Paddle's such a great sport. It's so good. I like totally, I'm addicted. I'm excited. I'm going to play again next month.

35:50Chip:I had a chat today actually and somebody told me that paddle was the male version of Pilates. Actually, that's actually a pretty good shout.

36:00Cal:Oh, I don't mind that.

36:02Chip:Yeah. The male version of Pilates. So I'm going to coin that now.

36:06Cal:Can you get good at Pilates?

36:08Chip:Yeah. Are we saying that right?

36:09Cal:I've not really seen it. Pilates. Pilates, yeah. Pilates. I've never really seen that action. Pilates. There's reform of Pilates where you do the machine. Pilates. The machine. Pilates. Yeah. I've done that once before. It's more like a girl's thing. I think I need to do that. It'd be good for my body. Stretching. We should do yoga. Everything. Yeah. Hot yoga.

36:29Chip:For a loaded video, all of us go to Pilates would be cool. That actually is a good idea. We try Pilates. That's a good idea.

36:35Cal:the one like the what's it is that reformer yeah yeah i mean that was another bit i came up with it's like a reform guy turning up to reform pilates thinking it was like a reform rally all the other way around music there's options music is your thing bro music is your that's

36:53Chip:come on i think that's funny i think that's quite good like a big fat you know fucking guy with england tattoos turns out i go what the fuck is he stretching his on the finger oh where's nigel

37:03Cal:in that's good i think it's good yeah yeah i'm actually yeah i'm not i'm not i'm not telling you funny anymore yeah no yeah um anyway woke up you going to that what did

37:20Chip:that come from you know what chip i read comments i read a lot of comments here no no no people always say like i think they just are now now third guy oh we can't afford him for guest steps um but there is i read comments that go like they need to just get rid of cow right and in my head

37:43Cal:obviously not true because look at what i did i'm rubbish what would we be no no no but i read

37:47Chip:this what i'm saying comments are they're like oh get rid of cow but then i think like don't worry about have you watched the chips solo ones with the yeah with the guests i there's a there's a skill to there is a skill to keeping the convo going and then you jump in with the zingers that's how we have the magic formula if you exactly did a poll like which one would you want to get rid of and you posted it who would win oh they would want to keep chip really but it would be the wrong decision because if we let's go solo now i do five minutes solo yeah go on go on go so what

38:19Cal:you've been up go on then right fucking hell like uh right let me obviously think about it for a moment. Don't have done already. All right. Let me look at the doc. Strictly. Oh, tough. Must be tough without him. George Clark, that is. You're on your own, bro. I'm not here. No, I'm with you. Okay, okay, okay. Sorry, I thought it was like, okay, okay, go on. The thing is, I'm doing this for the bit. No, no, no. Don't look at him. Don't look at him. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Right, George, strictly go. Talk about it. Give me a clip now. We were just, I was just filming VT for Strictly. What's a VT? With them.

38:56What is a VT? Videotape, I think. It's like the cut in between. Yeah, so we visited him at rehearsals. It was actually really fun. What did you say? What did we say?

39:09Cal:What did you say in your VT? Oh, we just said how proud we are of him. Did a bit of dancing. It was fun. Say something wrong. Oh, I got a clip. Harper Hill does VT for Strictly confirmed that's off to the mayor that's the title I'm gonna actually can I should we all just sing fucking John Wayne I'm gonna be in the thumbnail you're gonna be in the thumbnail I'm gonna be in the fucking thumbnail yeah let's fucking go so will you be give us a thumbnail face or is it gonna be on the Saturday night it's all gonna be on the B we've been there for like an hour and a half and I think it's gonna be a minute and a half if that mate and we're thinking this would be in a banging YouTube video really hope because we were all on fire sorry we were all on fire great so how do you think he's do you think he's going to win it I think he'll get to the final I think you meant to say yes he's going to win the whole thing no I don't want to say he's going to win it I think he can win it he can win it definitely he's good enough he's killing it and seeing it in person last week and seeing it today was actually pretty cool

40:16Chip:did you see him do training today yeah yeah we went to the rehearsal thing and like we all we all had to like learn a bit of a dance and then Batch went up and just did the fucking wolf run did the wolf run into the spider dance he saw it oh the spider dance is cold and they loved it so much that they got like five different angles of it oh no and we were just saying how funny it would be if like that's going to be on mainstream like primetime BBC One and there might not be any time for anything else I really hope he doesn't have anything said and the only clip of him. It's him doing the wolf run.

40:51It's the wolf run into the spider. It's really good as well. It's so good. We can't wait to watch it. I guess we all know when it comes out.

40:57Chip:I thought off the rip, compared to everybody else, I thought he'd walk it. But then lately, I swear to be stitching him up. Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to... But it has been a bit... They've been a bit like, you're a TikToker, we're going to give you like, dance trend songs. I think they've sharpened him. They're sort of being a bit too obvious with the choices. but this week he's doing Somebody to Love the Queen song and it's like a ballroom dance so I think it's better that's his style I think he'll do well it'll look good fingers off yeah it is mad yeah man I saw an article of him actually getting paparazzi I know that was like right where we live was that at the beginning

41:39Cal:no it was this week oh I haven't seen that yeah and it was so funny because it was like George Clark puts on a brave face after like stinking results in school just go have a brunch like I don't think you need to put a brave face on but um yeah it's mad getting papped is crazy

41:55Chip:that is so wild

41:56Cal:they make it so dramatic like bro's probably not even thinking about it the article was literally just like you should try and find it because it was like literally just nothing it was like they'd be like and then like that's when him and his like model girlfriend stopped and looked at their phone that's classic and it's just a picture of them looking at their phone Joel Clark scene with with stunning model is that her yeah and that's his sister there you go stop on their phone mad

42:28Chip:George is the stunning model they're referring to I think enjoying an autumn stroll that's quite nice how weird is that you see when these paparazzi photos are taken when I asked him about it he said he didn't see them none of them saw them how crazy is that They must be decent at their fucking job then. Yeah. That is crazy. They were dressed as a cubicle. Toilet cubicle.

42:54Chip:It was Halloween. They were just a pumpkin. So weird to watch him be papped. I've not been papped before. He's a little star. That is. Actually, that's a lie. I have been papped before when I was very young. Oh, I wonder if you can find this. Can you type in? That wasn't by the paparazzi. It won't be my name. Type in Robert Lindsay Cirque du Soleil What? This is going to be mad fun If we can find this No, no Don't ask him to spell Cirque I mean, you know like the I don't know Cirque Cirque, Cirque, Cirque As in that What do you mean? What do you mean? As in Well, lock it on a Cirque ship C-I-R-C-R-C-I-R-Q-U-E Right No chance I was getting that

43:44Cal:I do know how to spell it I swear I wonder Oh Fuck Wait Oh come on Type in Albert Hall As well Oh wow So you're in a performance here This is mad Oh no Oh wait wait Where's your mouth There I am Yeah yeah yeah That's me On the bottom left No way I'm boring as well bro What sort of rare find is this Yeah. So is that your dad? No, that's my dad on the right. All right. Why? So lame. I know bro. Wow. He actually looks so different. Wait, why is he actually so buff? Who's your dad? Um, my dad's just my dad. He looks like Superman. No, so Rob, the guy on the left, Robert Lindsay, he was in a big sitcom and it's quite a famous actor.

44:29He's friends with my mom.

44:31Chip:Oh wait. So you're a Nepo baby. No, I'm not a Nepo baby. How's friends with your mom?

44:35Cal:Um, through his, through his wife. Through his, okay. Just checking. I'm going to see your daddy. and I think there's a better one where I'm looking because look I'm made for it tiny crazy shit on my guard I'm going to get mad is quite good looking that's not me that's not me I'm being nice about it too no that's not me either I don't want to acknowledge what I've said there there was definitely an Arthur I think it's like Arthur on the left Stanley like bottom left Arthur you can see up one Arthur yeah we need to talk about your mum no we don't there we go there he is look always go is that your mum again that's not my mum bro who is that that's Robert's wife look I think I'm I'm ready for it he's mogging he's mogging yeah it was bad oh my god you could scoop up Sarson with that oh my god you could shovel fucking snow off your driveway with that

45:41Oh

45:42Cal:Oh bro You shake like a button On a PS5 That is crazy The fucking original Megamind I thought I was mugging as well Fuck

46:01Chip:You look so cold there bro Yeah What the hell

46:10Chip:What's more crazy to me is that You're hanging out with two people That ain't even your parents What are they doing?

46:16Cal:That right there you see the little girl It could be your childhood sweetheart You should go find her in real life and be like That's my fucking sister Oh my god I didn't even want to comment on it bro I'm so sorry I'm so sorry. I was trying to do that. Cal said get a clip, get a clip.

46:39Shout out Charlotte, man.

46:41Chip:You know him, weren't you? Yeah. That was my first taste of fame. Crazy, bro. So you actually been papped. Yeah, bro. This isn't even a new life for you. That's so funny. Bro, you got a fucking sick little family. That's not his parents, bro. Yeah, not my family. Now your dad is actually laying down.

46:58Cal:Your dad and sister were there. Yeah, my dad's like six foot four. So unfair, bro. Didn't get any of that. Didn't get any of that shit. You took all the feminine jeans. Oh wait, hold on. Oh yeah, that's the one I'm mogging there. Look, I'm always ready for the camera. Nah, nah, nah.

47:14Chip:Hold on, wait, hit pause on this. Your dad, top right, looks like somebody. Nah, it's an actor.

47:25Cal:Nah, bro, he looks like that. I, your brains got talented, did the fucking puppet talking. My sister's actually drippy as hell as well. That's like a sort of crazy outfit.

47:32Chip:All I'm saying is this is some sauce-ass shit. Jeez. Still got them shoes out there. Do you come from a little bit of Jenny Wolf? Nah. What, Jenny G? No Jenny G. No Jenny Dubs. No Jenny Dubs. No Jenny Dubs. Damn.

47:49Cal:How did... Yeah, no, never mind. You already sold that. I'm definitely going to get the NEPO baby accusations now, though.

47:54Chip:Hey, you might get... That's okay though. Trust me, bro. It's actually way better being a Napa baby. You know who I think has to be the best Napa baby of all time? Who? I think it's Robert Irwin. What? He is like just the gut. Yeah. He's like, he's doing the American version of Strictly at the moment. My God. Real, bro. The crazy thing is when I was in LA, I had a dinner, a restaurant, and he was next to me on the table. And I was like, if I can just get the balls to ask him, because I'm like, mate, by the way, my housemate is actually on Strictly. And he's also a heartthrob. Could you send him a message?

48:29It would have popped off, but I bottled it.

48:31Cal:You're quite a confident guy. I'm surprised you bottled that. I'm not confident socially. Like to new people. Yeah, no. That is difficult though, isn't it? That's a big deal.

48:39Chip:I feel like in the US, everybody is. Yeah.

48:42Cal:Yeah, over there, they all just kind of really will just talk to you like that. I should have done something. I really respect it. I really like it. Like fucking when I went up to Andrew Santino. Yeah. the butterfly effect of that was crazy butterfly effect domino effect I don't what is this well you've not told him because I just I was like was at Wimbledon and I saw him there what from Bad Friends yeah and like I was like holy shit what the fuck is he doing here and I literally listened to Bad Friends every day for the last five years so that's something you consistently do instead of fellas you've listened to another pod yeah great yeah and actually funny duo

49:21Chip:what the fuck well they've got one D-Gen and one Soundblok so that kind of checks out it is you are the British bad friends yeah who's this D-Gen yeah anyway so and it was like because it was like we had like quite bougie tickets they were like from a brand or something so there was like there was quite a few like celebs in this area it was like Maya Jammer was there and like Riz Ahmed do you know him? of course I know Riz Ahmed yeah yeah but then I saw I saw Andrew Santino and I was like oh my god like i have to say something like i haven't had that kind of thing with a celeb in a while i literally have to say something um so i just went up to him and said like oh i'm a big fan and actually was going to their wembly show i was like oh i'm coming and he's like oh my god yeah like nice to you man like what do you do and i said what i did and stuff we were just chatting and then he said that his wife's phone got nicked the night before of course it is then i like it was just perfect well it wasn't perfect for them obviously but i like you had this whole bit that i had about my phone being stolen that i'd like done before when i was doing stand-up and i just like rolled off this bit to andrew santino i think it run him over slightly and then he asked me when we came back he was like what do we do now like there's like crazy crowds you want to get the train and i was like well the crowds will be here for a while like we could just go to a pub and he was like yeah let's go to the pub so I went to the pub with Andrew my mum his wife and we just got fucking leathered it was so sick mate that's such a sick story it was so sick and then you know the funniest part of it I got really smashed probably one of the coolest nights of my life like we were playing darts and these two guys came over and like challenged us to a game and I like won it on the last shot and I'm like embracing Andrew like I was like this is fucking crazy and then

51:13Cal:is it a dream? Everything comes crashing down Because I'm like I'm literally like I'm getting the Uber back And I'm like God that was just like One of the coolest nights Like I can't like He's like one of my And I go I come back And I'm drunk as fuck I go on TikTok And it's the same day Where I filmed that video About my like Transmit performance That got loads of hate Do you remember this? Yes When I made a drunk video I was like What the fuck That was that night Oh no But that's why That's why it hit me so hard Because I had the best night ever I come back and I see like the most hate I've ever gotten drunk and I'm like fuck all of you fuck you who the fuck do you think yeah yeah so that and then I remember waking up in the morning oh fuck and it had like 500kv as I deleted that and then all the edits got made and I was like oh shit but yeah but it was mad and then on so that was on the Saturday and then on Wednesday just texting me like hey do you want to come on stage at Wembley with me and Bobby no yeah you went on stage I went on stage so did he know who you were he once I said like he's like oh I think I have seen you and then he like I was like oh my god yeah he did the dinner table stuff and he knew which was crazy oh that's awesome yeah so what did you do

52:26Chip:when you went on stage mate it was the most nerve wracking like it was they told me nothing like I I couldn't get in first I couldn't get into the thing because the guest list wasn't working whatever and then I found his producer who was like the contact I got and he had no idea who I was or what I was meant to do so you have to go and find Andrew and then I met Bobby and Andrew there and then they're like yeah just sit in the crowd and then we'll call you up at the end and you'll just do a little song with Bobby he'll make it up and you'll do the song and I was like well can you give me and he was like well no we just know and we just improv it about where we are like London or something and I was like okay so the whole show I'm trying to think of like I don't know what the melody is going to be I don't know anything and I don't know how well I did but I like managed it and like it was weird I'm just walking up on stage it's like fucking Wembley Arena like sold out and I was like oh my god and then Bobby just starts playing and all I did I was like who is from South London I just did like West London and then ended up like who's from just outside London and I was like yeah and then I can't remember what else I did but it seemed to go okay it was like it was surreal that is a good story yeah is this you two here thanks for telling me that yeah bro I taught him how to split the G

53:47Cal:oh my god

53:48Chip:and he sent me dude he's the nicest guy like I would love to hang around he's I did not know I need to find we actually said in terms of dream guests I get both those boys up

53:57Cal:I think he would be the best replacement for you if I was going to replace you he's so funny man and like he's so good I actually look up to him and just so nice and like and I thought because that was in when was that like July or something and And I like, because I obviously got his number and everything. And I was like, oh, dude, I'm actually coming to LA in September. Like, it'd be great to see you again. He was like, yeah, dude, absolutely, absolutely. And I thought like, oh, he's probably just saying that. Like, when I went to LA and I hit him up, he literally replied and said, like, dude, yeah, let's do this date.

54:28And went for dinner. And I went and saw his show at the comedy store. And it was literally like, have you seen Goodfellas? Yeah. Yeah. You know, like famous scene where it's all like one shot. And it's like him coming through the back of the club. and he's like shaking hands with everyone and he's like the man i was just watching that first time with andrew like just going through the back of the comedy store like walking through the like corridors just like saying hi to everyone i was like this is so cool and like hanging out backstage and then i went for dinner with them afterwards with him and bobby and um this other girl comedian and it was this was the most fucking because obviously like bobby's like you think he's gonna be mental and he was kind of meant and like when i met him before i didn't really speak to him but then him andrew and the other girl left for a sec and it's just me and bobby at this like korean restaurant in la and like he just like comes close to me like and he's

55:21Cal:like you get a lot of girls dude i was like i don't know i don't know he's like i never got good girls man and i was like oh no you do like you had like he's like no no no he's like let me you got a girlfriend and i was like no he's like you got an ex-girlfriend i was like yeah i want to see her and after like it's like dude it's so so hot I'm just getting reviewed it was crazy yeah it was crazy that's a pretty good impression was that dinner just like fucking nuts people packing jobs on stop hours a bit more chill nah they like I said this to Andrew like and I'm sure like you guys will get what I mean where like they say shit that you guys could never say like like on the podcast and yeah like to each other and like and then like the humor is so dark and i'm there and it's like kind of mad because like like obviously bobby's from korean like every meet that came out like andrew would be like cat or dog like everything and the other female comedian was asian as well and she they're all just loving it and i'm like this is jokes but if that was here like and he does the accent all the time like the asian accent you just can't get away with that like yeah and it's mad how they just get away with it but you know we need to review what's acceptable yeah we need a public review led by Chip yeah we all need to stop getting offended and just fucking say it yeah what sorry that sounded crazy that sounded crazy yeah but you know what I'm trying to say yeah but yeah it's very similar nothing specifically I mean that more of a like a generalized we need to agree on that we should be allowed to say more things make more jokes not any specific words or anything like super like specific yeah I was just talking about the occasional accent you know that's what I meant yeah that's what I completely agree with I've agreed with that since the beginning of time having you as well I think we should all just accept that we're all the same person we're all all human right we're all lovely we're souls aren't we really

57:35Chip:just good souls What does it even mean?

57:40Cal:What are you mad up to today then? Yeah, what are you mad saying? What are you not up to, man? Don't know. Digging myself out of this fucking racist hole I've dug. Racist? Racist? What? What? Wait, did you... Did you say... Is that what you mean? What? Well, he was talking about how they were making racist jokes. And I was like, oh, like, you know, it's just because they're all fucking around. We can all do that, right? Really? Fuck it. You know, back at home, like, I'm chilling. Me and my boss. What is going on? This guy's good. Fuck, I was playing into the bit. You had a good bit earlier, though.

58:18When you were cooking my head, that was like the three funniest things I've ever heard you say. It's a shame it had to be about me.

58:25Cal:You always say this to me, that I've only got one. No, you made it a thing on the Sri Lanka trip. Yeah, and then you carried it on. I just carried it on because it's funny because you didn't say anything funny. No, I did, though. I did. You were just... It was always off camera. It was always off camera. Yeah, and you were a peg above me. Mine was all...

58:39Chip:What, were you dropping big bombs on that? I was dropping dimes.

58:42Cal:I was well impressed. I actually thought, I want to re-watch that. It was such a good time. I remember thinking afterwards, this guy's actually like, all right. Yeah, I remember being happy that you bigged me up on a podcast. Yeah. The Chunks and Chunks show. Did I talk about you on... Because I think we just got back and you were saying how... I mean, you didn't just say me, but you said... I think what you said was that you don't make any jokes, but me, George, and Arthur on another level is what you actually said because I was new to that group yeah it is weird to think I've met you for the first time like the day before we went so I couldn't like do my own the last stuff yeah once again like someone pulled out and Arthur Hill came to say

59:17Chip:no one's pulled out of this by the way yeah you were first first one we wanted no but genuinely no one pulled out thank you it will be a 10 out of 10 but I appreciate you coming this is not going to be a 10 out of 10 it's not going to be a 10 out of 10 it's going to be a 6 yeah I think it's yeah actually I'll take a 6 let me know do you want to know why it's not going to be a 10 out of 10 what Because our 10 out of 10 is held by Chip and Stan alone. And if you do worse than that, then you're actually doomed. Yeah, yeah. If this is worse than that, that would be the fuck. Oh God, I'm scared about that now.

59:45Chip:Don't worry. Oh my God, I just remembered. Of course I know what your mom looks like. The pod. Oh my God. What the fuck? Yeah, like sweet one. Yeah. Yeah, sweet one still. Well, no, just from the pod. Because in those photos, I was there like... Yeah, that ain't mumsy. Can I tell you about my favorite meme?

1:00:02Cal:and it's like kind of come back a little bit for me and put it in one of my group chats today and you've just reminded me by saying your mum's a sweet one. Right.

1:00:10Chip:Arthur calls it, says that his mum's got the perfect body. What? I think that's quite strange. Not me. I don't think... No, sorry. Oh, it's not Arthur TV. That's me. Yeah, it's important to make that distinction.

1:00:21Cal:There's nothing wrong with that. Every family's different. I actually can't find it. To be fair,

1:00:28Chip:I do think scrolling through memes in the middle of a podcast is probably one of the biggest lows we've had. Yeah, that is pretty poor. Am I doing that right now? I'm glad it's having our fifth anniversary. Yeah. All right, well, I'll decide. How do you feel five years in? I feel energized. Do you think you can do five more? Fuck, five more is a long time, but... Yeah, a millier, definitely. If we keep making this type of bread, it's tough to turn it down, bro. Yeah, it's crazy, bro. Five years, and you sold for what, like a couple bill? Well, half a billion. Half a billion. Yeah, cash. Crazy, bro.

1:00:57Cal:But... I don't even know what to do with it. I feel like the cake maybe could have been better with that budget but

1:01:02Chip:you know what it's funny you said that because Stanley gets really offended because we've been calling out his shy producing

1:01:06Cal:and we locked our money away in a Monza 30 day saver Monza Monza come on Monza Monza

1:01:14Chip:Monza so the Italian one is this a was this bought or is that no you made that no I made it did you actually make that that's actually good then

1:01:22Cal:no because the 5's correct so you won't even be able to do that it's because I didn't do it sorry that's not rude isn't it it's not rude horrible wasn't it The Five is a bit fucked actually Why is it like that?

1:01:33Chip:Oh no that's because it was a sizzler

1:01:35Cal:I'm talking about the Five that's iced onto the cake Yeah

1:01:39Chip:I don't know about iced I would say Anyways this isn't very good for the audience Sorry audio listeners Apologies Revert to the All the lore about Arthur and Liv It's secret Do your job

1:01:54Cal:That's a crazy thing to be happening I don't even know about that

1:01:59Chip:yeah so you and Liv like why do you keep making these weird TikToks I actually can't remember why it started why did it start I don't think

1:02:10Cal:I've seen that and I follow most of your stuff I actually can't remember what the first thing was have you not seen

1:02:16Chip:these TikToks

1:02:16Cal:I've got I've got I've got hills have eyes 18

1:02:23Cal:off camera laugh one one no

1:02:27Chip:yeah this is so how does he approach you to do this tiktok did you say all right man i need no i approach it because i am in love with her right oh okay yeah i see i thought i thought it was just a bit get my tiktok off right now bro the algorithm at the moment stinking me up no i think you're just making

1:02:46Cal:shy yeah i mean a bit of both look at this let's get the framing right on this too low down here no no it's okay by the way why do i never get invited to any of this or cal because i live You've got to bring me up into this shit. And I am trying to get I'm trying to get you on a platy rules, bro. What? Platform roulette. Platy rules? Yeah, man. You did actually message me saying like, do you want to come on? I'd have screenshotted it and everything. Run out of time. Are you going to do another platform roulette? Yeah. What else can I do? Was it not meant to be this week? It was meant to be this week.

1:03:18The boys can't do it. No. Actually, I need to upload something.

1:03:23Cal:That's bad. Why don't we just do one on the way? Maybe just do one, me and you. What could we do, me and you? Well, we could easily get five people. Arthur TV has never done anything. Yeah, but I've got a reputation. It needs to be good. Arthur TV's never got anything on.

1:03:34Chip:Yeah, but he claims to have stuff on. I hate people. Yeah, he's doing a lot of ads at the moment. The reels. The reels.

1:03:40Cal:Yeah, he is. We were saying how you know it's an ad within the first second with him. Yeah, because he's waiting. And there's something about the way he looks. Yeah. Changes. He's very polite when he does it. Well, his smile, yeah. He's got a very different voice.

1:03:52Chip:Yeah. It's almost like someone's giving him a handjob but they've become so bad that they're performing quite well yeah but that's why it's fascinating yeah because like if anyone else did it in his way they'd stink yeah it wouldn't work but for some reason they're so watchable and it's him that zoo one the other day was really nice and wholesome yeah exactly yeah I couldn't do that good for him man yeah good for him when do you go on said tour I start in like less than two weeks the 16th this isn't the America one no this is UK the UK what's the show that you're most excited to perform at probably the Brixton show

1:04:32Cal:it's like friends and family and it's the biggest one for now I'm going to be there you're going to be there mate what day is it on 27th so busy

1:04:46Chip:November it's November now I've got it in my calendar oh it is November 27th Yeah we're actually free Like look

1:04:57Cal:I've got it in my calendar Alpha Hill show There you go Come on

1:05:01Chip:27th You're gonna come in the crowd with me

1:05:02Cal:Oh I've got Are you actually going already? He's got a ticket By the way he's genuinely Like a proper fan Me, Josh, Liam and Alpha Oh fuck yeah That's cool Sick Are you standing?

1:05:14Chip:Yeah yeah Let's go Do you reckon you could do a little shout Like oh shout out to the fellas crew in the crowd Would you be willing to do that? Nah mate

1:05:20Cal:Oh well you know what Ketema did put us on his fucking deck pretty much, mate. So you can't even do this. You want to come on stage? I'll get you on stage. No, I don't want to. No, no, no. Okay. I've got, I've got, yeah, I've got a little plan. Just a little something in there, you know. I'll throw up an F, like the phase F, but we've been not going to. Yeah, the fellas. Anyway. Yeah. What's the goon one? Oh, good squad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good squad. I'll think of something.

1:05:41Chip:I can do the, I can do the 27th if you'd be willing to have me. Yeah, of course, man. I'd love to have you. more than merrier because you're gonna go crazy where is it full details please but there's a little venue within the venue a little bar within the venue and then we put somewhere else afterwards awesome I've literally got to go to Paris the next day and carry on yeah life that's gonna be tough

1:06:01Cal:so you can't get I've gone from I'll go from 5 ,000 sold out best night of my life to driving to Paris to do 150 people that's half sold in my favourite city in the world yeah you don't have to lie to anybody so there's still tickets available yeah still Europe tickets so all my Parisian people s 'il vous plaît s 'il vous plaît Paris Paris uh please come to my show

1:06:31Chip:look we're gonna wrap it up there do you wanna know why we have to wrap it up is because you're getting you're going away yeah I'm jet-setting that's pretty cool bro that's cool yeah yeah yeah that's just a lie if you get it bro do you wanna come and do a show in Dubai with me No, I don't agree with No, I'm joking No, no Cut

1:06:48Cal:Yeah This is quite sad actually You do play golf? No, I'm getting lessons Because I feel like I'm going to lock in this winter And then be good

1:06:57Chip:Oh, nice

1:06:57Cal:You're going to play golf Over the winter? We'll just get lessons Oh, over the winter Yeah, you can play that Valid, valid, valid What do you mean? You just said what I said No, but I really You're going to play golf And I go, yeah And you go, oh, over the winter Yeah No, no No, because he said lessons And I realised lessons are inside Inside. Right, right, right. I thought you meant playing golf. Inside? You're going to get golf lessons on the course in the cold. Yeah. Driving range and then, yeah, see what happens. But what if it rains and the ball gets wet?

1:07:23Chip:Guys, we're going to wrap it up there. This is a tough listen. Look, we will catch you on the bit. Look, Arthur Hill, bro, it's been an absolute pleasure. Thank you so much for coming on. Oh, thanks for having me, guys. You're actually such a gentleman. You're such a funny soul. You're such a sweet soul. Oh, thank you. And I hope your love life improves, bro. You're one of my favorite people. Thanks, man. I'm going to knock the hell out this November. I'm glad you deserve it thank you can people get tickets or some shit yeah UK you can't get any Europe that you can get loads there's loads going in Europe help me yeah please Australia not many left because we upgraded and if you like Rule and you like Arthur in America I'll be there in February as well we've got a big australian audience so they'll be able to help yeah yeah i'm yeah yeah australia i'm buzzing for and i think me and chip might come out for one of those dates so keep an eye you just have to buy tickets to each one to see which one yeah yeah yeah all right guys we'll see you all in a bit take it easy thank you very much for listening or watching depending on your type of device we'll see you all later goodbye