259. How AB Nearly Ended Callux, Making A Million Pounds & Getting Catfished By AI…

7:56Chip:We actually had a bit of a good time. There was a lot of filming and AB just kind of spawned in. Well, you did invite me. So I'm getting a call from Romania. Well, pick it up. I'll put it on speaker. Yeah, okay.

8:08Cal:Brass house. Hi, Grids. Yo, how you doing? Hello? Hi. What's up? Hi. My name is Bianca. I'm calling you on behalf of NOS. I'm looking to speak with Maria. Yes. Yeah, Maria's right here. Hold on. I'm just going to put you on right now. Narlene. Okay. Thank you. Hello. Maria. Hi. Hi, Maria. I'm calling you on behalf of the French company NOS. We are a clearance company with over 300 stores all over France. And I'm looking to see if we can discuss about some clearance items that you might have. Yeah. We'll take the lot. No.

8:57Chip:We'll take the lot. She's asking for items. I didn't expect that. I planned out my bit. I came out of nowhere. Anyway, Dubai. That was a thrill. we have some stories well I don't know a lot of them oh my god there's one big story we have a huge story probably I don't know if you wanna we can't go into details but we can can I just say as well you said I spawned and you did invite me oh no no but I mean like you just you did just like spawn in though I woke up with nothing to do and then he goes come to buy tomorrow for the vlog and then I was just booked it and he said you know he replied saying something like don't play around I'll actually be there and then I said bet and next day I knew he was there

9:43Cal:sacked off my shoot for it didn't he off your what sacked off my shoot that we had the next day yeah right in front of me in the group chat just organising it no but you know you know what the you know what the weird thing is right he had like the whole discussion to like jump in and say we've got a shoot tomorrow but he waited till I booked it so he could guilt to me just so what had happened a couple days prior is he had another shoot and he was like I can't be arsed I was like oh sack it off he's like nah I'm not the type of guy to sack a shoot off the day before so in one message he said that so i saved it and i see them hatching a plank i was like yeah come to mind he's like my mate you know i've got literally nothing on and he goes no nothing this week and i'm like we gotta shoot tomorrow i'm just gonna let this simmer and then he goes that's toxic because i wanted to know if bro would think about me i was like does he does he that wasn't like a proper like you you invited me to that late it was already with arthur so i was like the, you know what I mean?

10:37Chip:Was he like a tag? Were you tagging along? Yeah, you were like, do you want to jump on this half? Oh, that's fine. Yeah, yeah,

10:42Cal:so that's why I went like, end of the day, you know, I didn't fucking punch up. Yeah, and I always, and I always leave your second channel shoots just feeling sick. Yeah. It's like, I never leave in a good mood. Yeah, that's true. But anyway, then I've just went back in the group chat and found that message and forwarded it in and that's all I said. But you know what, why didn't you come? You should have come, shit i had a shoot at work it was work weekend bro i had work on the weekend right on the fridays gym with no time for fucking about dubai

11:12Chip:i just had a busy while what did you end up doing because me and me and lux spent loads of time playing golf yeah you know it's kind of mad because i was like oh i'll book the spartanious trip i've never been dubai it'll be some good bits of the vlog i think i just went to the shopping center and that's it i don't the aquarium don't forget the aquarium in the shopping center i also got stuck in there for like like hours i could not get out it was massive i started tweaking out like genuinely and i'd go out and be like no no ubers from here this is vip only and i'm just like fucking out showing up your insta it was good i uh just went from the hotel to the mall you go ccf what ccf what's that cheesecake factory nah i didn't bro see in my head this is what i thought you were because i told you like just as a heads up like we are filming a lot of golf during the day and so when you rocked up and in the middle of the day you're like yeah i'm just gonna sit in and edit my thing i was like he's only really got two days here you need to maximize that for the vlog yeah rock up and just play paddle really yeah probably 5k to be a caddy oh i've retired from paddle oh surely the change of the lamb the lambo's on the wall now right yeah the lambo's been vaulted but yeah still i just i don't think it's for me anymore i think i don't know wait i don't understand have you been like outplayed to the point where you're like i can't do this i'm rubbish i was walking i've not i've not enjoyed it in a while i'll say it i think i went outside i went for a late night game like last week with Elliot and Gibb and Harry like halfway through I went like boys I think I'm not even joking I think I might just be dog shit

12:43Cal:bro you're like 22 you should be like one of the ones that's like you're on the upper level you can't be getting out this guy's like fucking nearly dead 30

12:53Chip:oh I'm 31 today happy birthday bro oh let's go bro thank you thank you how did we all forget thank you look we got the shit happy birthday happy birthday thank you you popped that shit for me yeah woo

13:13Cheers boys 31 31 On the other side How old are you? 33 Really? Yeah You're the oldest You're the oldest in the group I think so yeah I don't look it though right? No You don't actually though Actually I wouldn't say that you're 33 Nice Thank you Thanks a lot Happy birthday mate What does your whoop age say? Yeah a lot older I think two years older Really? Yeah, genuinely. But it's because I don't do any of that, what is it, zone five or any of the strength training stuff that you're supposed to do. Next time you're bringing him to the gym, maybe you bring me. Yeah, yeah. Maybe get my max rep of like 35 kg up.

13:52That's just a bar and 15 kg on.

13:55Chip:Bar and a bad day. Yeah, that's rough, bro. So what, you fully sat tough paddle then? You're not going to see me on the court for a while. The problem is you refuse to get lessons. I don't know what you said about them but you didn't have a kind word I just can't listen to people I'm a maverick always against the system you and Will and you are like the same person no but like honestly on the way to a paddle game I'm excited if I'm on the way to a paddle lesson I'm like what the fuck I've got free will I'm just going to go home yeah but you go to the lesson then you get better yeah but I like learning on the job well you're not learning on the job you're getting worse yeah anyway so goodbye yeah so um yeah we ended up look it got to the the final night yeah ab had pretty much maxed out his day and we were there like mate come through join us on uh on the big wedge shoot you're more than welcome to sit in the car and have a few drinky poos and um come along essentially i was pretty battered i was probably like eight drinks deep yeah yeah yeah yeah within like a two hour time period oh and you're talking about the lead up to the event we're about to speak about yeah um i'm actually gonna ask for the footage for this i've got it i've got the you've got it okay i've got it so it's it needs like the context beforehand do you want to explain what happened david basically i'm driving a golf car i've not got that much xp with them but i did think like this can't be that hard it isn't hard um i'll basically just clip farming with Chris MD.

15:31I saw my peripheral vision. You guys drove off. I was like, alright, coast is clear. I can do what I want. I'm free roaming. I basically just drive off while making eye contact with Chris. Didn't know that you guys had some sort of situation in your car, which meant Lux got out and stood at the back of your car and I just went full fucking pelt into the back of it.

15:51Chip:Yeah. And I'm not talking, it's pure final destination level stuff. On our side. Crazy. Yeah, because we had a, and the reason why we stopped was because we had a beer fell over and it started squirting everywhere. We were like, oh shit, like hit the brakes quick, jump out and it went all over Lux's leg. So Lux goes right into the back of the cart. Because there's a towel there. Because there's a towel on his bag and he goes to rub it off. And as Lux goes to do it, he lifts his leg up, AB comes flying in the back. Now, if Lux hadn't lifted his leg up, his knee is broken in 10 places. You just snapped my leg in half.

16:25No, it was like golf buggies don't go that fast. Well, they kind of do, but like they're not, it's not a car. But the velocity that you hit the back, it was full blast. I think my thing was remapped. I think that was stage two at least, bro. Because the exhaust was popping and banging as well. I didn't know what the fuck they gave me out there. It had fucking nitrous oxide in it. No, I didn't even find it funny. I was like on the plane, actually, when you sent me the footage on the plane back. because you know when you see a clip and you think like what a fucking idiot like I would never do that I was watching that and I was like nah but that was me but it was so funny no it is funny because you're looking the other way while putting your foot down giving something to Kristen didn't you say like you're handsome I can't wait to hear what that is I'm wham and I'm lang I went oh really I'm wham and I'm lang so that makes no sense and then boom

17:18Chip:I can't wait for the full bit to come out I don't want it to be in nah it will be it has to be because I didn't really say anything else for the rest of the video. I was just feeling like, I was like, in my head, I still broke his leg. You know what I mean? What did you think to Dubai? I think it's a bit shit, to be honest. It's just like, it's all right. It was a nice little switch of weather. We had some good motives. We had some drinks, whatever. Movie of a night out, I guess. But it's just, I don't get how people move there from the UK. There's like nothing. You can feel that there's like, there's no law to it.

17:49Yeah. You know what I mean? No one's walking about. There's no culture. you're just like fuck

17:53Chip:it is like the least walkable place I've ever been it's impossible you just can't walk anywhere even at the malls yeah seriously me and Randy went there and we got lost as well in the mall you've just upset a bunch of forex traders I'll tell you I might start a course what would you sell? when I land how to break the net how to blow up rapid and end up with the sidemen boys and shit

18:22Cal:how much would you sell that's a good title bro dot com 50 quid a month 50 quid a month I'll update it every month new trends just landed do this viral dance you guys fucking with his new trim he's got new hair I bought some curl cream whacked it in this morning just ruined my whole morning I think you look alright I did oh actually let's sack that off because that was a shit convo he messaged me last night He messaged me last night going, bro, my balls have been on fire for ages. Like I can't stop itching them. And he was like, it's because I had a Wagga's edamame with chili on it. And I've just clocked.

19:00There's been a chili flake like lodged in like a crease of my balls. That is fucking mental. And I went like, Burr, save it for the pod, but also put some moisturizer on.

19:09Cal:It was this one bit burning. I was like playing Art Raiders. I was like, damn, my shit. Free house as well. So no Sabina. He's just panicking. and I was like oh I was like nah I've cut myself it's like red and I was like nah it's just a red little chilli flake and that's that circle where it had been had just been burning making contact anyway that was another good bit back to Dubai

19:32Chip:nah honestly other than that in Dubai that was about it that was seriously honestly the most pointless waste of money nah it was I think my vlogs could be really funny but more the fact I just didn't I couldn't believe it when you were when you dropped up and you're like yeah i'm gonna spend the majority of the day editing my thing and just text me when you're not ready to do something yeah but i gotta get my vlog did you get it out for seven yeah oh there you go yeah some of us got to edit oh shit like his he had to edit yeah yeah that's that's something that just winds me up anyway it's like this guy's been doing it for 15 years he hasn't found one bloke that can edit a reel better than he can give it a fucking rest about storytelling bro it's about respecting the craft you wouldn't get it yeah yeah And there's people that are better than both of you at that.

20:15Chip:I think AB should continue doing it because part of the charm of his videos are that they're dog shit. Whereas it's not calling me charming. Huh? No, no, no. Well, I'm just saying people can do your editing better than you. I don't know, man. I promise you. I'm like tier one. Bro. We'll get into it. I agree with you. Yeah, right? I agree with you. They hold my attention. Exactly. I don't watch many reels, but I watch the series. How is the series going? Let's tell them about the series. What is the series? One pound to a million pounds in under a year with my girlfriend, Noor. Oh, wait. I didn't realize it was under a year.

20:49You've actually set a time limit. Yeah, yeah. Have you watched a single episode? I watch all of them. I just never realized it was about the... You're muted at the beginning, I get it. And then you unmute. I sit to listen to it, yeah. Yeah, because whatever. Like, if I don't hit it, I don't hit it. But I will. I believe you. I will. I will hit it. No, yes. Yes, you will. What I've seen on the screen has actually pissed me off. Why? Is that around 2.5k a day for a year? That's pissed me off. Oh my God, because that is what it is, is it? That is what it is, yeah. And it's been two months and I'm on around about 2k.

21:21Wow. What are you laughing? What are you laughing? No, no, that's good going, bro. The beginning's hard. You're only like, how long have you been going? Two months. So you're like, you're like 59 days behind. That's cool. Is that how you spell your girlfriend's name? What door? Open the door. I get that commented all the time. Fuck, I was whipping that up. Is that because of you? That's Open the Knorr. No, it's from Breaking Bad. It's his son. I thought it was Sabina Thor things. Oh my God, what they just switched up. It's Walt Jr. Walt Jr. Open the Knorr. I've never heard of that before. Yeah, I was saying to him, I reckon at some point, you just got to get JJ to be like, oh, can you trade me this napkin for a fucking Rolex?

22:06You're going to have to call on a loadout drop at some point. That is fair, yeah. No, but it's going to work. We've tested a bunch of stuff. We've gone from getting free items to storage units now. And there's been some mad stories recently. You've got to tell...

22:25Chip:Can you tell the story about the books? Or is that still an ongoing legal problem? Yeah, there is a slight, yeah, ongoing legal problem in a storage unit. Only Calix gets himself into a legal problem just trying to flip some books.

22:41Cal:where are they from there's basically this woman owned an art gallery these are all like public statements that are online this woman owned an art gallery and it went bust because she stole all the money so she was taking 50 % from everyone that was working with her all the artists and she also took the other 50 % slightly you know shit and then it went bankrupt She got found out And then There was some Deaths And then The royal family Is involved But not Involved Like It's kind of mad So I found that And I was like Shit man That's quite recent So I haven't put it out yet Is that gonna come out?

23:27I don't know On an app maybe What's that got to do with books? Because I bought a storage unit For an X amount And everything in that storage unit Was Wrapped me up in this Thing so you're like you might be gone i might be yeah you're on kings involved have you watched

23:42Chip:icarus before the documentary and it's about this guy that sets out to prove um that uh as a cyclist he's jumping on roids and so he starts jumping on roids and then what happens is he does this like it's supposed to be kind of like an innocent experiment just to see if he can get into like the top 100 cyclists by banging loads of roids gets into it and he ends up being embroiled in the Russian doping scandal, which ended up banning them from like the World Cup and like the Olympics and stuff like this. And was that because of the actions that he took or he just got wrapped up in it? No, no, no.

24:16Chip:He got wrapped up in the Russian doping scandal and ended up exposing the entire thing. It's on, I don't know if it's still on Netflix. One of the best documentaries I've ever watched. Did he get assassinated? No, but the guy that he was working with had like, he had to go into witness protection in the US. Fuck. It's actually the most insane documentary. You should watch it. But this is what I'm saying. And this is like your version of that. The mental thing is like when you put yourself out there, you're like, oh, I'm going to go to Dubai. Then like magically you almost break someone's leg. No, but it's true.

24:45Chip:Like that's how you make stories, isn't it? It's like, you know, that would never have happened. But the same here. It's like I'm buying these abandoned storage units. I put another, I lost another one because it went too high. It went to 4K. I read a comment like two days later and it's like this belonged to my late father. I don't know how this has come across my algorithm, them but i hope that these items bring the next person as much joy as they brought my father oh and it's like wow like the stories behind all of these like storage units and shit the stuff that i'm throwing myself into by just pressing bid is mental you found anything like weird in there that you're there like this yeah yeah you had that in the airport you were telling me how there's a really dodgy you think like a moldovan gang or something own this one and you're like you couldn't go because you're in dubai so you're like setting up a mad security team to rock up and this is actually also true but this this was personal this wasn't for the challenge because it oh right it got bidded up to like 5k um so obviously like i can't do that for the challenge right now um because i'm not there yet but it had a birkin inside so i was trying to send people there to authenticate it and the guy wouldn't let me and in the end i'm on the plane to dubai i've got security i've got nathan's boy come in with my head of product at no two ways and nor go into the storage unit later that day and he cancels one hour before after i wake up from my nap on the flight and it's like oh he was like you can't come and authenticate them if you come you have to take the items so it's like okay cool i can't do that either i thought i'd like lucked out on a 25 000 pound birkin i'd authenticate it with all the pictures and stuff and all the people through the pictures that they're like that looks legit yeah yeah yeah i said it's my head of product she was like yeah like this is legit it has to be but i think it's just a really good fake or because i was making such a fuss he's gone in and gone wait why am i selling this 25k bag for 5k yeah yeah yeah i'm sorry it's either way i fucked it but yeah mate the stories like so that was just personal because i throw myself into the storage wars thing yeah because i throw myself into it now i'm like i'm just buying all these storage units for myself but you're gonna be coming out with them weird hoarders it's got loads of shit It's quite a good side hustle though.

26:50Just in general as a job, you could probably just... It's pretty fun, isn't it?

26:52Cal:Just opening up a little fucking storage unit and just doing their own little... It's like a packed opening. Yeah, it is. Because they list some of the stuff that's in there, but then there's so much more that maybe they didn't know was worth an effort. Is that how you get a deal? Just by the owner of the storage unit being unaware of what they might have? Well, the sad thing is is that most of these storage units that I'm going into are from people who haven't paid their bills. so obviously that's becoming more prevalent in the moment cost living blah blah blah so it's like i i there's probably like quite sad stories behind it but if i'm not i'm outbidding someone i'm not like the only bidder on it someone else just outbidding someone else that's kind of my moral comfort is like if someone came along and they were like if if i bust it open and then i was like next episode tune in um to find out what i got in there and then someone commented being like that's my stuff I'll just give it back and I'll like even in the series and I'll just pay out my money and hope that the audience like don't don't scrutinize me yeah I don't need it well that's a nice thing to do yo that's my shit give me that back fairs tough though man like I'm still working like five days a week at those two ways every night me and Nora working every weekend for the last like two three months we've been we've been in storage units or picking up free items or

28:08Chip:so then you then you turn to gambling yeah that didn't go down very well you You put a 50 quid bet on Arsenal? 50 quid bet on Arsenal to win 3-0 and Gabriel to score first in the Champions League. One of my classic ones. It happened. I couldn't cash out. But now in hindsight, I'm like, thank God I couldn't cash out because the audience would have gone mental. Why? What was the catch? I'd instantly gone from 50 pounds, the bet, to like five or three. I think it was five. Five grand. Yeah, or three. They can't get annoyed. Like it is one pound to a mil and you've gambled and it's paid off. I mean, I think I'm quite good at gambling.

28:42You know what? whole thing into just blackjack just just do just become a 14 double streamer it's 14 doubles is that what it is yeah from 100 you just got 14 double double 14 times in a row yeah maybe do one

28:53Chip:gamble a month nah because the audience didn't fuck with it i looked at my peak in in followers lost that day it was like 1.2k i lost a thousand followers that day from from the gambling stuff posting gambling uh gambling real but now i've collected like a hundred thousand like 40 year olds i've got a new demographic so yeah well it is it is it is you find that things like this well the one reason why these sort of challenges do really well is because it's often really relatable in and people think that you're essentially going to lay out a blueprint to get to a million pounds and so naturally people want to look at that and then maybe draw inspiration from it and whether they build their own business off the back of something or whatever it is so then i think that's why the gambling one didn't do go down well is because that's not a blueprint gambling is not a blueprint to get to a million dollars unless you're fucking cool unless you're yeah yeah yeah it's quite good it's quite a unique little concept you whiffed up yeah i mean you didn't really do much for a while because i saw that side plus clip recently being like nah looks as the most wasted potential right now now what did you think to that yeah did it rattle you no that would get me gassed if i was out the game for a bit and they were saying like nah this guy is the one to come back.

30:03It is really nice. I mentioned it to JJ yesterday. I was around JJ's house yesterday. I was like, oh, thanks for that clip. He went, oh, no worries, man. It's always weird when people see these clips, but it's true, isn't it?

30:13Chip:I'm looking at you like, it's true though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Like, I don't post what I do on a day-to-day basis and I just don't make content. But I'm at No Two Ways every single day for the last like five years. So it is what it is. But I agree. Like, if I went, I miss making YouTube videos. So it is what it is. I was saying like, once you start getting to more money and it's like longer deals you could try flip it into a long form thing i think i'll try to yeah if you like gets the point where you could work with cars and it's like deals that take days that could be like a proper video yeah i think the thing that's pissing me off at the moment is that like i've put in so much work on youtube for all these years and then all my shorts on youtube are getting like 60k views whereas like all the tiktok and instagram are getting like half a millimil i've never seen shorts is difficult to bang unless you unless you make you got like John Nellis he's like kind of the king of YouTube shorts so unless you replicate yeah a similar a similar format I think it needs to be more like bouncy yeah Mr.

31:12Chip:B style of shorts who's getting home and whacking on YouTube shorts though like respectfully that's just fucking insane you know people are saying that like now in the UK

31:22Cal:I don't I don't use shorts too much in the UK supposedly

31:28Chip:I suppose it's massive though.

31:30Cal:Yeah.

31:30Chip:The numbers that they were saying about the views on shorts are just mental.

31:34Cal:Yeah. And they're just, yeah, we're just clearly not the right demographic. Not anymore. I feel like it's more iPad kids sort of shit.

31:40Chip:Yeah. Supposedly it's old Roblox shorts. That's what I read this morning.

31:44Cal:Roblox. Oh, fucking hell. I always see these Roblox YouTube channels and I think, I think I can bang one of these. Yeah. Seriously. I think I could just go into my little kitty mode.

31:55Chip:Oh, What did you just fucking say? I probably should have called this.

31:59Cal:But you know that when you're talking to like a younger audience, like, hey guys, what's up today?

32:03Chip:What, like young Chip?

32:04Cal:Yeah, yeah, that Fortnite channel. It was like the same thing. You know what would be bad?

32:08Chip:Imagine you had like a Roblox scene where you're like, hey guys, and today we're going to be doing da-da-da. And then you come up to this, you're like, yeah, just goon 10 times. And then you say like, go and watch my podcast. The duality of man.

32:21Cal:Oh my God. Today we're playing Steeler Brain Rat. The next clip is just me fucking pretending to wank in a shower. What? I feel like you do have like multiple personalities. Main channel Chip is different to like normal Chip. Yeah. For sure. I don't like watching it in person. I feel like I don't know this guy. He goes like American. I feel like it's a lot of people though. You actually get like an American accent there. Yeah, I get a lot of comments saying that and I can't hear it so I can't. No, it's mad American. Fucks me off actually. But you know what? It's kind of good. It accommodates both sides of the pond.

32:48Cal:It probably does, yeah. Oh, it's this weird man who's trying to talk like he's from fucking LA. It's just all over the place, isn't it? I like it, Chip. Yeah, I don't care if you like it. What? He was barking you, bro. No, I actually did. I jumped on the banner. Nah, I just see him red, bro, like fucking scrapping myself in the mirror and stuff.

33:07Chip:Anyway. Yeah. Have you thought about potentially opening the door to OnlyFans? Well, actually... For one pound. Sorry. I'm going back to that. I had a challenge. One of the questions that I wanted to ask today, we've got three smart ideators on this podcast i wanted to me tempo yes yeah yeah yeah so guys it's like i'm not a pioneer of my time exactly you're up by the way sorry we will come back to that quickly just to let you know though i want to congratulate you on being shortlisted for the best newcomer award 2025 wow who's that with yeah the fellows award i nominated you for I nominated you for one, bro.

33:47Cal:Best comeback.

33:50Chip:Yeah, I hear that. Nah, I do actually hear that in a way. I hear it. You was up, fell off, now you're back.

33:57Cal:Best meme of 2025. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, best meme.

34:01Chip:You're up for... All right, go back to that story again. What am I up for? Shoes.

34:12Shoes and that. That's true. Shoes and that, I'll tell you that.

34:14Cal:I can't be hanging on to that gimmick for five days. I still stand by that's the most impressive brand that a YouTuber's made. It's got to be the hardest one to make. It fucking is. A shoe brand. Come on. Come on.

34:26Chip:Come on. It's pretty impressive.

34:29Cal:Come on, guys.

34:29Chip:I was thinking one sec.

34:32Cal:Nah, I rate it. I rate it. I think it is. It's going to get acquired. Like, if you, like, obviously I didn't know you. We might acquire it. You never fucking know. Half a billion cash. Can I invest? I'm wondering what to spend it on. Yeah, sure. Well, I mean, these guys have half a bill in cash as well. Can we make an A-B shoe? If you want an A-B shoe, we can make an A-B shoe. Something like this? Nah, you don't want to do that because then all the TikTok comments will be like, your bird wears A-B shoe. Yeah, it's a good point, actually. That's so good. You know that one will fucking wind you up as well.

35:06Cal:You'll be coming into the group chat like, nah, what? Just fucking want to try and better myself and make a shoe. No, but that's not a diss of me. I'd be gassed. Galloway and me on their feet. Me on their feet. Let me cradle them toes. What the fuck? The AB3s. You can't give me too much space because I'll just start throwing ad libs about. AB3s is... Go back to your thing. We went off topic. Sorry. Three smart ideators. Yes. I want some unethical ways to make a million pounds. Human trafficking. Okay, right. We're going there. Right. You said unethical. I've got, I'll start. That's what the Romanian numbers are about.

35:52I just fucking got.

35:54Chip:You get OnlyFan girls that are like trying to break into the scene. You get them big on socials, but you just take cut of their rev. I like that. How about AI OnlyFans models? So no one's actually getting hurt. No one's losing dignity. You thought of that one, bro. That was the one that I was going to bring up. I think it's pretty harmless. What? AI only fans. Yeah, but is it also like tricking men? They could be lonely. As long as you're up front about them being AI. Well, this is where it gets But that doesn't work though, does it? Because then who's going into

36:25Cal:He's not up front. Yeah. Yeah. The thing is like the circumference and everything's too perfect. It can't be real. Can't be. Depends. Bro, I've studied this. Depends. Depends on the kit. I'd love to see you all.

36:39Chip:You know what's so funny is if you're not upfront about it, AB will try and slide the DMs. I weren't, that was one time. He's been done by so many AI versions. No, I haven't. It wasn't AI. It was someone pretending to be someone else. And I wasn't done by them. I had some small talk being like, oh, how's your matcha? You know what I mean?

37:00Cal:Couldn't even tell us fucking stories. I saw her AI in it, bro. No, it didn't. she was actually interested in my day every day trying to a different language model nah she came up with the oh it's fucking insane actually I still get confused by it today I was getting like voice notes I was getting like oh I met you in Monaco you and your mate were really drunk but obviously they would just watch my vlog but like she was like oh do social media for Adidas it was just it was so believable fucking hell and like I was like nah I would remember meeting such a rocket and she was like nah you were like carrying your mate.

37:36I was carrying Chip because he was just fun.

37:38Cal:So I was just like, I was typing with a double chat, GBT dashes. Yeah, the M dashes. But it wasn't, it was actually like, I remember thinking, your grammar's perfect, sweetheart. Yeah, what the fuck? No, I remember thinking like, nah, she's really boring. Just really fit. So that makes sense. And what was it? Was it a man? Or was it, who was it? I don't, all I know is I got a DM from a girl being like, just seeing you follow this account. She's like catfished my mate before. Wow. I just like blocked it on everything. Pump and dump. Make a coin. Yeah. I've thought about that many a time. No, it's too much.

38:11The one pound to one mil coin. Alright guys, get on this, help me. We'll all build it up. And it'll be a little pyramid scheme. Immediately just fucking crash the site. This coin doesn't exist anymore. Have you seen that kid that, there's like an 11 year old kid like, I don't know, six months ago that started his own thing on Pump Live or something, but you can basically live stream as your coin is going live. Yeah. And the guy, the kid goes hold on a minute and then just presses a button it fucking dumps to zero and he's on live stream and he's like oh my god fucking hell and he goes fuck off he's like 11 35 bags at 11 years old

38:51Chip:no i'm sorry you see those ones where it's like so a bit like an 11 year old's on launched a coin yeah if you've bought an 11 year old's coin you deserve it yeah you're weird bro and secondly come on and the fuck he's owning it being like fuck you that's so good it's such a good clip he's like fuck you guys it's so good can you get sued for that like he's illegal probably but he's 11 man he'll probably get a slap on the wrist yeah okay well then that's one why don't you get a bunch of 11 year olds to start to pump and dump and then they don't really get done by the police because they're 11 yeah that's a good idea that's an unethical one I saw there's a there's a guy that did a channel 4 documentary recently it's on YouTube and he tried to make a million pounds in 90 days.

39:33Started at the exact same time I started my series. I was like, oh my God, I fucked it. He does a really interesting thing though. He starts with like the mischief thing where they like make loads of noise and sell a product. And what he does is he tries to find an unethical way. So he starts like a child labor factory in the UK. And the reason why, how he got away with it, so he called it that, that got all the press, but it was legal because he was just filming it for the documentary so it was just a filming day it wasn't a factory but then everything that they made he then sold and made like eight grand from it that's mad such a smart idea that's a crazy loophole

40:10Chip:yeah but I swear you have to have pretty big capital in the first place to do that you'd have to have some yeah but not everything's real that's what I'm trying to do like the challenge is what it is but I'm really trying to make it so that it's as real as possible a real time like hustle in the way it takes two months to make two grand and if someone wants to then off the back of it go and open some storage units to make some money on the side then fair play but I'm out here trying to hunt for the next unethical life hack you should open some football cards bro get some profit get some profit open the most fucked box use your whole budget I've got an unethical one I've got why don't we find a doctor and then x-ray an MRI you know how they like MRI the boxes to like see if it's got a hollow inside that's good can you do that that's not like too much there's not too much hate on that no can you do that?

41:00Chip:will that show you what's inside? yeah yeah people have done it it's a what's the other machine? it's not MRI the other one x-ray sorry I don't know whatever it is it's something in between okay but you can like millimeter scan the cards so if there's a stack of cards you can be like alright that one's name you can see each individual one yeah yeah yeah they've done it with Pokemon cards shit wow everything's been done

41:22Cal:what can you see? what can you see? like the actual name of the card or just like a maybe an extra shine? can you just type in

41:27Chip:MRI scan Pokemon cards. It's not an MRI scanner. It's a, what's the other one?

41:33Cal:It might come up with it. CT. There you go. There you go. Here we go. Go to the video. Yeah. Click on it. All right. Here we go. Digitally peeking inside a pack of Pokemon cards. Love how it's just got one of these in his gaff. Just skip it. Yeah, skip to the... This guy's fucking me off.

41:57Put the fucking CT in the Pokemon cards, bro.

42:00Cal:What is going on, bro? I'm seeing... Oh, is it? So it was quite a lot of fun. Over time, it's grown... What? We watching Atoms? What is going on? I'm lost. Yeah, here you go. So there you go. So you can see it. Okay.

42:19Chip:Fake Ninetales. Okay, so they're trying to find fakes, maybe. I imagine like a 4K Pikachu. Like you see every detail. Yeah. Guess that makes sense. Because it's foil, right? You can see if there's a hollow inside. So you can basically see every card. And I know people do this out there. It's super unethical. Super bad. What about that? Kind of epic though. That's good. That is a good one. That's one that wouldn't get too much hate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because no one's going to... Only like the proper card. Randy's fuming. Yeah, no. Let Randy off actually. So you're two months in. Obviously you've got 10 months left.

42:56Chip:And you're convinced that you're going to do this. I'll do it. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. It will. Like, even though he's like, obviously fucking bear behind now, it will snowball though. Like when, when you get to the big ticket thing, it starts, yeah, it starts making sense. I'm making, unethical aside, I'm just about to step into TikTok shop. Oh yeah. Okay. What are you thinking of selling? Proper banger. Well, Christmas is coming up. Yep. Got some ornaments, snow globe. Question though. them new Christmas bags oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

43:29Cal:oh the ones that you don't wrap yeah and you just pull tight that's the best the best thing I've seen they're gonna sell that hot

43:37Chip:that what all right the thing is you can't be in the TikTok live so huh no because one big part of your whole challenge is that you can't use any of your existing influence to affect getting to a million pounds it's super hard so you're having to hire somebody to do the TikTok live yeah or it will be like no speaking just hands yeah oh okay yeah so like Nor's hands will be in it she's got pretty recognisable hands though wouldn't you say Chip does she yeah she does what the fuck

44:08Cal:yes I know every fucking detail on him oh we're all answering

44:13Chip:what's my go you have the handle at no yes very cool and it was gifted to me by a Qatari man okay well if you want to introduce that person to me I'll take a gift as well is that real that picture yeah that that picture is real yeah this is above nike in oregon i never saw this that's sick um we just wanted to make some noise that we had to handle um but then basically is that a plane that's gone and done that i imagine yeah yeah yeah and actually it was really windy that day um so he'd actually already done it earlier in the day and it looks like hot shit it was so bad well i wouldn't how do they get the spaces like why is there not because they turn it on and off yeah so yeah we did that it made it made some waves over in america um didn't really go viral that viral um but you gotta try right people like nike being like what the fuck's this about yeah well that was the hope but then i think it just got wisped away in the wind within like five minutes and everyone just look up and go that's a weird cloud are you planning on like changing the would you ever change it you just know instead of so we did for a period of time and um uh it just didn't go down well at all like and it's like like nike used to be called blue ribbon sports when they first started they changed it to nike i don't know if they changed to anything before that but it just didn't go down very well so we sacked it off and now that handle is just sitting there i reckon waiting for a new idea really i feel like no would still be like one day if the right time i think that would i think so as well maybe we just weren't loud enough with it.

45:50It was basically supposed to... You should have done a drone show.

45:54Cal:Above the... So the drones just remain there. Like those Chinese ones where they light up the sky and you say all the words I'll make a picture. At night, yeah. I just don't know how legal that is. I think it's all right. I think. But it would have stayed there. Yeah, yeah. And anyway, like, in the end, however much this costs, I can't remember how much this stunt costs, but probably just could have used ChatGPT instead. Yeah, you would have faked it. It would have been ad as good, if not better. Because the end is kind of ropey on that picture. Yeah, the O is drifting away a little bit.

46:25Chip:It's all just a bit messed up. You do some quite techie marketing there. I saw you walking about town with that clanker.

46:33Yeah, shit. I didn't look with it at all. Too much venom in that one, brother. See my boys mixed with clanker. Yeah, I was walking around London with a robot the other day trying to go viral. Someone posted it. Did like 300k views. I'll make a little story about it in the next couple days I reckon

46:49Cal:somebody that posted it is it someone from your team? no

46:55Chip:that's not how these viral marketing stunts always work no not at all this was a random person on the street that had one video before and it was of a dog that I recognised

47:05Cal:did you start the elevator trend? elevator? escalator? oh yeah that banged in it did you start that or did it see it? we did not no no no someone from my team saw it and theirs did a couple million views and then they just said shall we do it explain what that is though so a catwalk isn't it basically turn you know when you walk backwards on an escalator and you basically stand still or you're like walking still the bottom it's flat still so you kind of just walk on a catwalk yeah it was good there's actually a version with me that I thank god never went out it was so cringe so tough Basically the reason why it didn't go out Is because TFL got in touch And they said take this down Otherwise we're going to see you Or take you to court Why because it's promoting like dangerous Dangerous actions on the escalators

47:57Chip:Have a fucking laugh It's just like They sent this message every day We only found it out after like three weeks Because they were sending it to our DMs Not our emails How many views did it do? It was a lot I swear it's super bad 20? 20 mil. Four. It was a lot. You got the AB skate advert. Yeah. Yeah. The AB skate. The one, you know, the TikTok of me and you, where you hang on to my line, but I did a mil and a half. Yeah. It was all right. That was to launch the easy. I need some more shoes. That was to launch them. But mine have fucked because I've done so many kicks. I've actually brought you a present today.

48:38Chip:Can I go and get it? Oh, because my birthday. Yeah. Let's go. I was actually going to make you fight for it. Nah, can we do something for it? Because I've already seen the advert. I know what's in it. No, I haven't seen it. And there's one thing in it that I want. Is it a mystery box? Whoa. Fuck, how's going to get... Oh, yes. We've got mystery box. We'll play for it. Contact. No, we won't. No, bro. It's my birthday. How can you do that? He's going to take the thing I want because he's not got a choice. So we've got an O2Ways mystery box coming soon. £88 of like£150 plus of value. Just wanted to make something sick.

49:08Chip:Why the hell did I invest in this company when you're doing stupid shit like this? Give away money. Like literally he's, he's, he's spent a bunch of money flying a plane in Oregon. And then he's like business wise, that's not adding up, bro. No, no, no. It does. It's just like, there's, there's, yeah, there's, there's reasons behind it. It adds up in the end, you know, in, in the gross. Yeah. All right, bro. Let's, um, but we got, yeah, this is coming out. When is this pod going out on your birthday? Yeah. So it should be out. Yeah. Can I, can I open? No, no, no. I kind of just wanted to like, we'll leave it here.

49:44Well, I was going to say like, it's a bit cringe you going through it on the pod. So just like have that as a gift and open it in your own time. Happy birthday. Can I have the pen? No toys mystery. Thank you, bro. You want a pen? You kind of got to open it now.

49:54Cal:You want to open it now? Yes, of course. Okay. All right. You know how I angry the audience. That's actually such a good point. Yeah. Oh, shoehorn. Oh, that's fucking sick. Like shoehorn, corduroy hat, money clip. Spoiler alert. How do you know that? If that's exactly what... If I'm not getting it, I'll fucking spoil it then.

50:18Chip:You know what then? It'll be unloaded then.

50:21Cal:Oh my God. Yeah, fair enough. You know what? They're going to hate you. They're going to hate you. But me, I'm a man of the people. Salary sacrifice. I'll do what I can. Salary sacrifice. I don't think you know what that means, bro. I do know what it means. I'm just winding you up. Yeah, no.

50:36Chip:I'm so wound up. Yeah, so it's coming out soon. Do you want to know What isn't coming out soon? Tell me GTA 6 Delayed again Yeah I don't even care Like in my mind It's just never fucking coming Like I'll believe it When I see it on my screen I wasn't even disappointed I was like oh Whatever It was a given right? Good for you man It does However It was going to come out When the World Cup was on Which would have been annoying for us Yeah I think it comes out Closest to winter I think it's better It's coming out November It's November 17th Ideal My birthday So ideal bro Next year

51:07Cal:That's the same time That Call of Duty launches Pretty much yeah not anymore what are you going to do not anymore my boy Cod is out who even chats about the new Cod no but it's not about that it's more about that I love seeing that other companies squirm and be like oh I have to move my game launch now which is going to happen do you think it's going to be good like genuinely mate yes you think yes I have an inside source at Rockstar that I know sounds like bollocks but I know someone who's played some of it I genuinely did yeah okay and they just described they basically said like the shooting is like Call of Duty and the driving's like Forza like every part of it is like its own game like when you're in a car it's like now it's a driving game when you're shooting now it's a gun game and that is actually a credible source the guy's dad works at fucking I got better for you nah nah nah you're moving that fucking cousin what's a Nintendo the main office is in like Leeds for Rockstar yeah okay right

51:57Chip:I'm excited I believe you bro yeah cheers bro I also just think that's a really strange thing to lie about as well yeah yeah yeah so you wouldn't hate on that lie shit bro yeah so yeah has been moved to next November. I do think if it gets moved again though, I'm going to have to kick off. This is the last one that I get. That'll really upset him if Cal Freezy don't play as well. Well, nah, do you want to know what last time I got? I finished the entire game before it even got released to the public. That's how much I swear. I remember Syndicate got laser eye surgery so he couldn't leave the house and he finished story mode in like 24, or like something dumb and everyone was like, no way, Syndicate's already finished.

52:36I watched the whole thing. Nah, I'll be savouring that shit, bro.

52:39Cal:It's got to get a week out of it. Now, you drag out Story. You've been playing Red Dead Story for like a year. At that point, you forget the last chapter. I don't think it's going to be better than that, to be fair. I think Red Dead, like if they make another Red Dead, that would be better than your GTA. Really? Actually, no, GTA Online's too good. It's actually like a second life. I had so many businesses. I had my cocaine shit. I had my counterfeit cash. What?

53:06Chip:You guys played that Drug dealer one

53:07Cal:Oh schedule one We had an empire bro We didn't You came on for like There's a game called Schedule one Where you like Start as a weed dealer In this town And you work up to meth And stuff You played like Three episodes And then just Fucked it off And I had like A meth thing But it wasn't fun This is crazy bro I was flipping Rocks You weren't bro You were there When we were moving Like one gram of Stardog And by the time And like a fucking Month later Fucking loads Bro I was a one-line army I had like nine Some folks calling me like, where's the rear powers? I'm not, my fucking boys not here anymore.

53:38Fucking not true, bro.

53:40Cal:I was there when we got the new gaff above the Chinese takeaway and I started flipping it in the casino. Bro, that was so long ago. I've got like three bungalows since then. Man, it's about where you started. Remember where you started? I don't know how this goes. It did pop off quite a bit, really. It was funny. I watched videos. Maybe I like one guy as well. Yeah, so. Oh, that's class. What about this?

54:01Chip:Oh, yeah. Are we giving that to him? Yeah. I am having it it's going to my bathroom like right above the toilet yeah nice because I'm thinking if that's in the living room it is a bit weird in the toilet it's quite funny except for any time you have a guest round yeah which he never will I'll be like oh he's on the best podcast in the UK yeah I hear that how about that that would look nice in the back of your setup but the back of your setup is the Batman kitchen yeah exactly so there's nothing I can't really go there I'm trying to not lift my arms because I've got mad sweat marks show us whoa oh my god you know what his aura is crazy isn't it he's alright nah it's just grey t-shirt bro oh man I thought I got a little sign there nah bro you wanna know who's gonna have mad aura in a few months angry ginge yeah celebrity I don't know the theme tune I heard about him going on it for ages I was like that is cool but then like when I saw it announced I was like fuck

54:49Cal:it fired me up a little it's all it banged innit fucking bugs in the jungle are shaking he'll eat anything

54:58Cal:nothing not even the trees are fucking safe bro Bro, he's fucking got his nashes in that bark on day one. Come here, calories. Sorry, actually, you know what? He's lost so much weight. I just love Burt Bendering him about it. He's actually laying that. So, yeah. Honestly, he's glowed up massively. I said that to him the other day. What was his response? He was gassed, actually.

55:22Chip:Yeah, he has lost a lot of weight. So he's going to get voted every day. No, they've introduced a new rule. This year or last year? This year. Okay. A celebrity cannot do more than two Bush Tucker trials in a row. But what can happen is it can go to someone else and then them again for two. So it's going to go Ginge H. Ginge H, Ginge H, Ginge H. Yeah, like that.

55:46Cal:To be fair, is it not like a different audience as well? There's a lot of older people who watch this. No, but the youth will take over. They'll all descend. And think about like Chazza, Taze, all the Bobboys will be streaming like, vote for Ginge, vote for Ginge. Yeah, that's so true. point. If I was Jinso, I'd feel so good that my boys, like H is like, they're good mates. The fact that you're going in with a good mate. Yeah, yeah. Tag team. Makes a big difference, I think. Yeah, I wouldn't chat to anyone else. If I were in the jungle and one of you would be like, oh. They're definitely going to pin them against each other though somehow, aren't they?

56:17I don't know how. They have to. Yeah, they'll be like worst enemies coming out of it.

56:21Chip:You know what I've seen is that on the all the reaction is they're like, who the fuck's like how's he a celebrity and all this now i swear to god i've punched holes in walls over this it's like if jinge walks down the street in any of these like dude he's getting swarmed like honestly not even 10x no 100x yeah like yeah it's fucking it's not even close it just goes to show like how out of touch people actually are so what's going on such idiots and everyone thinks they have an opinion as well that's the worst yeah no one no one cares yeah that's why i started a podcast because everyone does care about mine and they need to hear it it needs to be i want to hear the opinion thank you i think this is allowed you put the effort in you got the cameras you got so you got like ginge here i would say damn this this might go down as a crazy hot take right i only know ginge is the biggest celebrity there easily comfortably bro skis does no one remember Kelly Brooke?

57:19No.

57:20Chip:Okay, first of all, I know what you are. Second of all, Serial Gooner. Oh, Serial Gooner. No, no, but this is FHM days, isn't it? Yeah. She's like Nuts Magazine. Katie Price era. Yeah. Drop a little Zoom. I think so. I think I remember Tom Garrett talking about it.

57:36Cal:Let's go a look Zoom so I can see the faces of the people. Ginger's the biggest one. I couldn't even tell you who Kelly Brooke is there to be honest. I see people like in the comments like Martin Kemp. He's good. oh what classes is a celebrity and it's like well it's like people know them yeah because it's online and they've done it themselves it doesn't count

57:54Chip:but like but like genuinely go through this and this isn't a dig at the people on there because like we said it is different audiences but if you scroll down go to the line up right Shona Bogarty EastEnders I don't know who that is yeah

58:06Cal:a ginge gets recognised in the street more than any person here

58:10Chip:easily

58:10Cal:like by quite I didn't know Ozzy Osbourne had a son I'm not gonna lie

58:14Chip:H is the only other one there that like sits in the same category. Alex Scott's up there. Alex Scott's big. But again, I still think that Ginger absolutely. And you know what I always think? I was thinking of it like this. Is it like if a celebrity were to go out and ask their fans to go and either do something, maybe it's buy something, maybe it's turn up to an event. How many of those fans will actually do it? Engagement. Yeah, exactly. Engaged audience. Angry Ginge absolutely walks that there yeah people will be like that's just because you're YouTubers but that is literally that's just fact do you reckon H clears Ginge on on what asking or like doing a meet no in his prime maybe he was huge nah not anymore H is still really big and like you know if you're there like oh I'm going to be doing a show or whatever yeah obviously but I just think Ginge is the biggest streamer

59:11Cal:in the UK no? so yeah but that doesn't mean anything to anybody is that right yeah holy shit in terms of like me what were you saying yeah yeah yeah like it would would h because h could probably sell out x like concert with like two months notice or whatever could ginge sell out the same arena or if it was like come and meet me at leicester square who would have more people i think so

59:32Chip:that that's the big thing if you say come and meet me at this location i think ginge has the

59:36Cal:most people rock up if he's selling something then yeah maybe h because he's that's his only no i

59:41Chip:I think Ginge, if you're selling something, Ginge's still out of the point.

59:44Cal:Ginge launches like a product. No, sorry. Sorry, we were talking about shows. So like if H is selling out a show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a rapper. That's hard to compare. That was what I was trying to say. Yeah, yeah.

59:54Chip:But it's like, you can't really compare that. Yeah. And then so we've got Shona Magarty. You have Kelly Brook. Martin Kemp is... Yeah, he's big. Big. And especially with the audience that they're watching. Eddie Caddy. I can't say I've heard of... Eddie Caddy. No. Alex Scott, definitely. She's, yeah, she's doing a thing. I feel like I have heard of Ruby Wax. Is it mad that I only know Martin Kemp because of Roman Kemp? Should be the other way around. Yeah, it should be the other way around. But I also, like, I know Roman Kemp way more than I would know Martin Kemp as well. It's just the era that we're in.

1:00:34Chip:Ruby Wax, Jack Osborne. Is he genuinely just known for being Ozzy Osbourne's son? Is that it? Yeah, but he's not a real issue. Right, fine. Lisa Riley, Emmerdale, Mandy Dingle, H, obviously, Vogue Williams. I swear she has a big podcast.

1:00:52Cal:Yeah. Sergeant Spencer Matthews, they're married.

1:00:55Chip:Yeah, she has a big podcast. Angry Ginge, and then I don't know who Tom Reed Wilson is. Pick a name, bro. Too many. He's going to date. Yeah, I don't know. He's going to win the lot. Ginge is going to win the lot. He's going to win the lot. Do you win based on public voting and probably you do it's public voting because he's super likable as well like the moms and dads are going to love him as well most a lot of them will know him as well and yeah their kids just from their kids he's just so real soccer aid as well he's on the inside he's just he played well was he man of the match yeah he was man of the match yeah mental big he's making his mainstream gk barry went on it last year um i wonder how because obviously off the back of that like gk barry ended up doing a lot more like mainstream stuff I wonder if Ginge does end up doing that I don't think he will I think he loves YouTube and streaming too much which I respect I think like I think going the TV route doesn't really do much like if I did anything like that I'd want to go straight back to YouTube

1:01:55Cal:I think he'll keep he'll keep it real yeah he will he always does I think the biggest

1:01:59Chip:mistake people make is going on these things and then thinking that mainstream is the better route it's such an L yeah I like JJ's pick and choose he'll just do like a bake off and get like the most viral clip of Bake Off. But that's what I think Jin should be. I mean, he knows it. Look, you got to go back and stream. Like that's it. You can't leave that behind. But I agree with what you say. Like those big celebrity, like a Bake Off, all that type of thing. Like that's what you want to do. And then duck. Yeah. Just like dip in on one off. So what do you think about JJ going into Britain's Got Talent and being in the next season?

1:02:34I don't know if that's public. I think it's public. Yeah, it's public. Yeah. Well, it's good because he's still doing Sidemen. He's still doing YouTube videos. so as long as you keep that up yeah you just got while you're doing it I hope George comes back to YouTube and just gets back in the fucking scene for selfish reasons yeah we've got some big videos yeah we've got some he's got some he's got some movies on the hard drive somewhere bro he's got to release those some of the highest production shit I've ever seen yeah holy shit yeah so I'm intrigued they are good really

1:03:01Chip:Nico going on traitors as well so yeah what we're saying in the last year you obviously had GK and I'm a Celeb the last one you had George on Strictly now looks like he's doing really well Nico got shafted on Traitors

1:03:11Cal:Nico was such a shame because it's like you were thinking Traitors Nico Bill's perfect and he just it was straight away first guy out

1:03:17Chip:yeah

1:03:18Cal:was it like Stephen Fry

1:03:19Chip:or second guy yeah they were like oh you're that prankster and as soon as that happened it was a wrap because all the other celebs kind of know each other on Traitors and so as soon as you're a little bit of the odd one now it's just like let me get rid of you because I don't really know anything about you and I won't be able to make it down so annoying because when he was on there he was like there is no one better that could be for this show I genuinely think just in terms of like fit to show, like Nico Traitors is just made for it. They got to let him run it back on the next, next level. I think it will just happen though.

1:03:48Chip:What I'll say is that the lineup for Traitors has cleared lineups for any of these other big mainstream shows. You're like Jonathan Ross, Stephen Fry. Alan Carr. Alan Carr. I think about him last night.

1:04:00Cal:I think it's just because it's a little bit more fun with less risk. I just filmed him falling down the stairs and it went mad viral. In your dream. Yeah, yeah. and that took down a terrorist organisation right

1:04:11Chip:we'll get into the details on that in a solo

1:04:13Cal:because it's less of an ordeal like going into the jungle is fuck bro like it's fucking weeks out in the jungle there's loads of shit that can go wrong and go down where traitors nice little cozy big house the game shows fun you know is it a lot easier to do do you think that's why it's easier for them

1:04:28Chip:and it's a fun game yeah you've got nothing really to lose you're not going to go through any pain here yeah fuck it all

1:04:34Cal:you failed at lying

1:04:35Chip:fuck it all yeah God forbid a guy's honest. For real. It's almost like if you win, you actually lost. Something to keep in mind, Alan. I heard it with the ending was crazy. I don't know. Did anyone watch it for you to the end? I've got a big problem with Traitors in general and I'm here to speak about it. Traitors is the most pointless show of all time. And the reason for that is there is there is nothing to the show except for voting based off of vibes right what they do is so all the other stuff leading up to the round table is absolutely pointless and to the people go yeah but what about the shields and stuff like that well there's nothing you can really learn from any of the games that helps you become a trait like decide who a traitor is so ultimately it's all just filler content until you get to the round table and then you get to the round table and everyone goes nah i think it's you and everyone goes why do you think it why do you think it's them ah nah the reason why is that yeah just and it's just and it's just nothing but what they do is they vote people and then so it gets a little bit better as it goes on because you can kind of go ah well actually you voted for this person last time but even then everybody is always just guessing the reason why among us in my opinion is so good they need vents they need storylines the fact that you can go well i saw this person over here at this time which means that it can't really be you because of this reason and you know smart people that start putting two and two together they can actually come together with a storyline and pitch it at the at the emergency meeting or the round table brother needs simon on traders

1:06:30Chip:it'd be pointless though because there's nothing to go off there's no information to go off there was only one moment in this series where i was there like that is genuinely a theory that's worth going like going with and stephen fry looks at cat burns and says you look really tired today and we all know that the traitors have to stay up late and do extra filming because they have to go to the thing and you were falling asleep in the car on the way to xyz smart and so it's like that's the first time is that true uh yeah cat burns was a was a traitor it never got picked up on again yeah it went under the radar but the whole premise of the show is it's just voting on vibes there is there is no i they need to create things if they're like no because if you know you have to be able to tie things together right now you can't tie anything you just sit at this fucking table and you go i think it's you and the fact that people hop on it like you'll just get someone that says so i think it's you and then boom like seven people and everyone goes well i don't really have any other reason this happened to nico there's no other reason are you just like you're a you're a bit of a prankster aren't you so like we'll just get rid of you it's here like well no if there was a way that we could actually genuinely put our heads together and if we all share our information we could put together a bit of a story and it makes sense for this person but it doesn't so that's my biggest issue with traitors because i love the idea of traitors they're essentially trying to make a real life version of among us which is great and that's what it's really based off but there's just no info to go off yeah and the 45 minutes of the show is just absolute waffle you just skip you just skip the challenges no point in the challenges go to the round table go to the elimination yeah and they kept it but the funny thing is is that like it's one of the biggest shows but it's flawed i agree that it's but it's mental that it's still one of the biggest shows because i think everybody looks in is it like there's so much potential here it is fun to watch it's fun to watch people at the round table it's such an exciting thing it's so tense but they need to give the the faithfuls stuff stuff to work off yeah give them a oh what if this person does this and my last point on the trades as well and it didn't happen in this season because they were so bad at getting the trailers but at the end of the day it's just pure luck that's what it came down to but it's the fact that if you do get a trailer early door, they just hire another one.

1:08:44Chip:Yeah. They just recruit another one. Because obviously they need to get like a 10, 12 episode series. And so if they get the trailers out too early, that comes too soon. So, you know, no matter what, just been off watching the first six apps and watch the rest of it or however many episodes there are. Yeah. At least you're not too rattled about it. Should we do a, should you do a Taylor? Just bring me on. Bring me on. I'm not taking it too seriously. No, I hear it. I appreciate that. I haven't seen that. I couldn't really get to get some good dialogue on this show. Anyways, yeah, let's just do a tier list, I guess.

1:09:17Chip:Oh, okay. So I saw someone make a TikTok about this yesterday and they put me on SAS Who Dares Wins. That's what they put me on. I hear it. I've never seen it. Okay. So this isn't really a tier list. We're just assigning who we think would be good on what? Creators to shows. All right. So the first one is you, Lux. Okay. I actually get rid of Love Island. We'll skip Love Island We'll get rid of Strictly I reckon I can't I proved that I couldn't dance Yeah, hip would be gone I think you would I think two in the middle I'm pretty I think Traitors I think Traitors as well I think you're a calculated guy

1:09:52Cal:I think I'll be right at Traitors

1:09:54Chip:Yeah, you got a bit of scumbag in

1:09:56Cal:This is a This is a This is a good one Was it Love Island maybe for me? Nah, no To be fair, you know Back in your prime, bro Bro, yeah With the bowl I used to call you the East London dog

1:10:14I'm a celeb as well. He's a traitor. He's so good at waffling. That whole speech we don't work.

1:10:24Chip:I'll be at the round table like you're giving us nothing to work on. This show is for producers. All right. Chip. I'm a celeb for you. I'm so sorry, but that is not Chip. is him doing a red moustache

1:10:39Cal:it's just my it's not red it's not strictly come down to

1:10:43Chip:mate I'm a celeb because Chip's good at chatting to old people as well so they just sit around a campfire it'll keep you entertained for all five hours yeah that's true that's true AB we'll stick you on Love Island my bro yeah surely not yeah you're going on Love Island

1:10:57Cal:actually the worst guy I talked to girls today it was so good I had to check again today just to see like yo are you straight bro I've checked I'm definitely straight

1:11:08Chip:Nah but I've never seen you I've never seen you Talk to

1:11:11Cal:To a girl ever And bro I'm with you the whole way Can I just say though Can I just say What like It's very weird Just being with 30 year olds With their fiancés And then being the only 22 year old And being like Yo girl come Like It's not It's a weird vibe You don't have to Invite him round to my guy Invite him round to yours When we're out It's just like It's weird It's like Imagine going for a family meal With like your fucking unks and shit And then you're like Dropping it I don't know It's just you don't even invite him to yours or anything I don't even have a fucking bed frame yet on the floor nothing I did that for a while you weren't doing it in the ground you're definitely on Love Island though come on bro what's your type on paper you little fucking rocket

1:11:59you know what you guys are going to the hideaway going to the producers now

1:12:07Chip:Kill that, kill that one. Is there a show that you'd really want to go on? I did think SAS, Who Does Wins, but then the underwater shit, I wouldn't do. Would you go on a show? Yeah, none of them get me gas. If I got offered to go on I'm a Sleb, I'd go on. If you could go on any show in the world, what one would you go on? Gotta be Takeshi's Castle.

1:12:31Cal:Undateables. Sorry, bro. Sorry bro Alright yeah We'll go with Undateables Easy game

1:12:41Easy game What the fuck What a shock bro One Undateables Playing on my Smurf account

1:12:49Cal:Oh my god Jesus Christ Oh my god Yeah fuck it I'll go with Love Island Alright here we go By the way I'm applying for Squid Game season 3 today I'm applying for it today After I watched last night You applied for the last one? No, I didn't apply. I was thinking, oh, I'm a YouTuber. They're probably not going to let me on this show because it's like big prize. Everyone on there needs the money for the families. That's all those sob stories. That's not, I'm watching it. And there's this fucking guy does his interview halfway through. He's like, yep. So last year I was in the World Series of Poker.

1:13:20Cal:I came second and won$6.5 million.

1:13:23Chip:That's why JJ and our group chat. Is that why? He went, oh, I didn't realize poker players made that much bread. I'm going to start playing poker. That'll be it. And we're there like, bro,

1:13:32Cal:you do not need another vice. And then the guy was like People in it He was like People in it think I don't deserve to win the money I was like bro Of course they fucking think that You just won six and a half mil Yeah And you're applying To win another four and a half And you're applying when you got way more than that Yeah Well I'm thinking they obviously don't care That's the point Half a billion cash Like there was two twins on there as well That have like 700k on Insta As creators I just I just clocked your missus on Alright

1:13:56Chip:Here we go Alright let's do JJ JJ out of those ones Strictly come dancing has got to be for him bro that would be that would be so good because you know like the thing of being a boxer all this sort of stuff and then having to do i want to see him on strictly dog shit at traitors as well he would be if you think about him or he'd be really good on it if he was a faithful i don't know strict no no no he's he's absolutely not on traitors love island no one wants to watch that i'm a celebrity he's like the low hanging fruit like he'd be sick on that yeah but I think strictly come dancing is where everyone would want to see JJ attempt it yeah for sure yeah next one star Vic star I'd see him on love island I don't mind him on I'm a celeb you know Vic true yeah would he like would he give a good reaction I feel like he'd be quite like he knows he knows oh but I do like traitors for him yeah I do really like he's a good among his players yeah get him on traitors and he gets really into it as well yeah so yeah he's traitors Will and A I'm a celebrity all day long I could see him on Strictly I could see him on Strictly he's got the George Clark early pop sort of vibe yeah but he cannot take instruction from anybody okay yeah yeah he'll end up in a scrap with the instructor with the dancer he might have the footwork skills as well like I've seen him at pad like he walks a little bit yeah he's like the emoji like that yeah yeah yeah I'm a celeb for Will would be great Love Island well he's lost a lot of weight he's under 100kg now big up Randy he got that fresh trim in Dubai I was like oh he's actually Leng he's like a Pokemon Dan Balvarian what with the beard like blocked off got that Minecraft beard yeah we're sticking Randy on Love Island yeah yeah yeah Gibb by the way Gibb needs to go on Love Island nah bro he doesn't he's got a paddle career to focus on he needs to go on we've been in a relegation battle you gotta get that is he still single?

1:16:02yeah he's a single lad wow

1:16:04Chip:it's either that or I'm a celeb he would be really good on I'm a celeb he would be elite I think I'm a celeb

1:16:10Cal:would be a great shot for him bog fucking non-amum I'd love to see him on Love Island I want to see him on Strictly I want to see him Harold on Strictly be brilliant I think I'm a celeb but it would be brilliant I think he'd be really good on I'm a celeb I don't He's too awkward for all of them, isn't he? He is too awkward. Streetly come dancing, Harry is a goldmine. But he's not, but like, that is not realistic. Like, he would never ever do that. I know, but like, yeah, right. No, but the traitors are all pretty realistic. I'm a sleb, it's pretty realistic. Yeah. Randy is on Love Island, yeah, fuck it.

1:16:46Your missus. Your missus. I'll let you guys run the show on this one, if you want. Love Island. On my season. Love Island, love Island.

1:16:58Chip:yeah get her on love island stick her on there oh my god yeah ab wants to chat to you by the fire pit

1:17:07open the door open the hideaway door

1:17:14Cal:i'm a celeb yeah i'm a celeb good good waffler by the way oh he'd be so rattled

1:17:22Chip:couple people not pulling their weight walking around the camp

1:17:26Cal:like fuming like fuck off guns yeah that's fair Chris MD Love Island yeah yeah I think that would be tough to watch him Simon Traitor so would you actually have kids and if you would like what would your name how many would you have where would you want to settle down where we just met Toby Love Island he's a bit of a a Rizzler isn't he but I could see him on nah see him on the wild

1:17:51Chip:you know what the thing is though you just end up he would win the whole love island thing but because he's made friends with everyone what a constant friend zone yeah but he'd just be that bestie he's the best at making friends with people he'll be friends with everyone but then he'd get out and cheat everyone what the fuck bro

1:18:07Cal:why you gotta say it like that bro I don't know bro Max Fosh surely traitors traitors absolutely he's got he will be on the next season has to be he has to be yeah That's actually, that seems like a diss. I feel like the same thing's just, yeah. Same vibe. Reincarnated, yeah. Theo, should we just leave him down there? Happy to. Anybody want to see him on any of these? Actually happy to just leave him. Not sure he's a fit for anything. Stick him in Strictly for now, poor guy. Nah, bro. Think about the amount of hits you need in Strictly.

1:18:39Chip:Yeah, he'd love it though. He would. He would love going on Strictly.

1:18:43Cal:I don't think he makes it to the stage once.

1:18:46Chip:JME for me that's that's traitors yeah he'd be so good he is bad I think that's more because he's a boomer than like the actual like he's probably got the street smarts for that what I said he's probably got the street smarts for traitors do you want to question me anymore on that what do I mean by that bro

1:19:08Cal:what do I mean by that from the streets Sabina what you on about BBK Shut up Whack her on Fucking Why act like Why act like That's a crazy thing To say bro I've never heard this song Mad thing Why Right Come on now Stop talking about Whack this little harlot On the violin Wait why are you Putting your missus on the violin Little harlot Get her in the violin Mate Harlot of the night

1:19:40Cal:She's a beaut No no no She actually She would be best on Strictly. No, I'm a Celeb. She'd be so good on I'm a Celeb. Because she's good at making friends. She can't dance. Bro, stop glazing, man. Chill. And she'd have the best reaction. She ain't gonna let you hit, bro. Don't fucking say that, man. If you're the truth. Bro, you should be upset. No, no, no. I swear she will, actually, bro. No, no, I should have seen her fucking... I'm waiting for my wedding night. Fucking should have seen us last year, mate. Last year? yeah fucking told you didn't I right right Bambino Becky little bit of you though baby he looks at me he's not a no no it's just a random it's just a random one she's just a bit too old for you isn't she um I think I'm a celeb yeah nah love island for her love island love island love island for Becky Stephen tries straight

1:20:39Chip:Stephen tries I'm a celeb goes yeah yeah

1:20:42Cal:Yeah, how about that? Stop doing it like that. You're really winding me up. I brought that to the doors again.

1:20:47Chip:Chop me one. Yeah, wait. I've just realized what he's done. You just don't even open the door. Really upset me, that.

1:20:56Cal:Yeah, please, bro.

1:20:58Chip:Can I get one more, please, bro? They're actually quite good. Sorry, guys. If you're listening, we're just scrambling an advent calendar in November. Taken out of its wrapper. Steven, Josh. I mean Love Island is where you're going to get all the content but we won't do that

1:21:16Cal:God him on Love Island would be

1:21:18Chip:a bit unreal

1:21:18Cal:I think I'm a celeb I feel I'm a celeb for that yeah

1:21:22Chip:I feel like he'd be

1:21:22Cal:cracking jokes around the campfire and people would be like

1:21:24Chip:I reckon if Steven tries when I'm a celeb he wins a lot

1:21:28Cal:yeah

1:21:28Chip:the whole nation would love him yeah he's just so

1:21:30Cal:lovable and likeable he's hard not to like him yeah

1:21:32Chip:I mean I've tried so hard not to like him but just can't do it that's a pretty solid line up yeah screenshot that we'll get that up on Insta see if people agree with us

1:21:41Cal:I think that's good I enjoyed that what's new what's new looks that's like the pod just started how are you man god forbid one of the hosts try and kick him out for a little moment I'm a host bro let me handle it let me go on then go on then go on then what has been new

1:21:59Chip:it's not my whole fucking flow we've been doing this for five years we ask it differently

1:22:04Cal:oh yeah we've only got space for one guy with not enough chromosomes bro don't start fucking stealing my shit well you're about to go on standby for the next 10 minutes god forbid a guy go non-verbal on a podcast one job go verbal one of the top comments on the last step is like chip didn't blink for 30 seconds

1:22:26Chip:can you go on the pod i think we might be able to see the exact spot yeah somebody

1:22:31Cal:timestamp it.

1:22:33Chip:It's such a funny bit. Oh, there we go. Nice. 42, 12. So what? He just never blinks. But that Madam Tussauds build.

1:22:44Cal:Here we go. What? Oh, no. My fucking cam's froze. I'm so dumb. I didn't even see the camera. No, my shit. My shit is. You fucking rendered it. And it's. Nah, bro. Nah.

1:23:00Chip:You just have to move. This is you locked in, bro. Yeah, you made me. You made me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I told you, bro. You actually just don't move, bro. You're such a weird guy.

1:23:11Cal:That's not that. I can go. I've got this thing where I can just go really still. No. It's weird. It's like rigor mortis. It's so bad, though. We went to Nando's yesterday. Also, like, when I'm on my phone, I'm hearing everything around me. I was doing a little bit of work, though. Come in, mate. There's lunch, bro. No, but when I wasn't replying to you, I was trying to sort something. Oh, yeah. I had to lock in. I got like two responses out of him. I was like, should we just head back? That's fair enough. I do hear you. I do hear you. I'm like, that was to be an initial, start getting angry at me and I'll be like,

1:23:36Chip:no, chill out, girl. You don't understand. What's one thing you hate about your relationship? Yeah. Have you got any, I don't know. Fucking hell. Good to have you on the guest step as always. Chatting relationships. I don't know what you lot are guilty. I don't know. Fuck, well, I don't know. I don't know. What do I hate? Can I give you a little tip? What does she hate about you? Probably everything. Oh, right. I'm good sir I'm good sir I'm good sir I promise The relationship Yeah

1:24:04Cal:Between two people Should be 60-40 But both people Should be trying to give 60 Oh Big I'll take 20 at this point You'll take fucking anything bro We're gonna get you a bloke Don't you man I'll take a report Alright I ain't fucking with this bro When's the Thailand trip You know Gay guys are always in shape That's cool Yeah bro You'll be able to go fucking muscle work So do that posing shit with them oh that's mad so you're just saying all gay people like to pose no he just said they're in shape ah bro I don't know how you fuck with that at all I know I don't know what the fuck gay guys always look good I ain't fucking that at all first guy to bring up the word gay in the pub by the way you you just then yeah cause I don't want to mention I like to represent all parties who watch this shit you know what sorry for making people feel chill out fucking hell we got a shoot to go to yeah enjoy and one of our friends is gonna be very very mad if we don't arrive while it's still daylight that friend is Harry

1:24:55Chip:this is Harry's video that we're heading to and we're already late for the pod because we wanted to make sure we do this pod. Big up Lux, by the way, jumping in on a late one. And actually, you know what's so funny is I've been trying to organize you coming on the pod for absolutely ages. And when we try and plan it, it never worked. But then on a last minute one, he literally replied with yes and I fell to my knees in the gym. He took a picture. Of me falling to my knees. No, but I said to you, I was like, I don't want to come on the pod and just chat nothing. Like, I'm not... Did you enjoy your time?

1:25:22Cal:Yeah, it's been great. This is better, just like waffling shit. But at least I've got something to talk about. I've got a little mystery box.

1:25:28Chip:We'll be opening that up on Loaded so you guys can go and check that out.

1:25:33Cal:You're one of the boys so you can come on here when you even don't have anything going on. I just feel like I'm boring. This has been top three best days this week.

1:25:43Chip:Guys, we're going to wrap it up there. Thank you very much. Big up Lux. Obviously, check out No Two Ways. I'm going to open up this mystery box and it's all for me. Thank you for the birthday present, brother. Really appreciate that. We will see you all next time. Don't forget to give it a rating on Spotify. Five stars. And if you haven't already hit the subscribe button guys really appreciate you. Thank you for coming Lux We'll see you later. Bye bye in a bit.

1:26:02Cal:Okay Also, just before we leave there is a fellas order giveaway what we're giving away cash prize is 500 pound this month So you get the signups fellas ordered and enter there for the chance to win Yes, it's actually real Yeah, enjoy that one guys and we'll see you all next week's episode. Good night and God bless