261. AB’s Mystery Girl, Jake Paul Vs Antony Joshua & Best YouTuber in 2025!

10:55Chip:jake will just go like every time these big exhibition fights happen they just go defensive it it just never seems to land like we always get so hyped up about this and they're never fun and they never end up being class because the only way this is like an unreal fight is if Anthony Joshua knocks him out in the first round, but like to the point where he's on life support. Yeah, he lifts you just like one uppercut. Because otherwise everyone just goes, I didn't really go the way like I thought it would. Yeah, he kind of has to really, but like, come on. I'm telling Garnie like it's nothing, and Garnie went like, Loki beat Fury in that exhibition.

11:33Like, I don't know. AJ is a bit clumsy. You want it to go.

11:37Chip:If anyone's going to fumble a little fight, it could be AJ. The wobbler. Now, I'm sorry, right? If at any point Jake Paul wobbles AJ, it's a, like, that's a win. You don't wobble him. I reckon there'll be like one clip of Jake landing an all right punch in the first round and then Jake posts that. Yes. And that's all he needs. Pins it on his profile. That's all he needs. Yeah, because if he loses this, like, this is a win-win situation for Jake Paul. If he doesn't get life supported. Yeah. He does actually, no, no, no. I still think. if you come out with brain damage from this we can make it

12:12Cal:a few rounds man like first seriously

12:15Chip:I think it goes all the way to decision I think it gets stopped in the second personally I think Jake will just like kind of go into a ball in the first throw a couple punches to get the clip and just like accept his impending doom in the second and it's like alright

12:27Cal:I don't know man what if it's just like they let it drag out it's closer than most people think then they just get to redo it again and make it just funny again bro is Eddie Hearn like letting shit like drag out. It's at the end of his career though. He's at the end of his career. It's not like it's... Not really. They're going for like a big 2026. Like he wants to go for a belt again. I don't like...

12:47Chip:But you take this gig over a big fight any day of the week just because of the amount of money you make. But he's also taking it over a shit fight as well which makes even more sense. Yeah. Yeah. It is funny. You see the meme being like Joe Weller and Theo Baker watching this. Fuck it. The Oppenheimer clip. Nah. Actually mental to think the domino effect of Theo Baker and Weller just scrapping it in a gym. Was it in a gym or something? Yeah. And it wasn't serious.

13:11Cal:Like Theo was like doing 360 backhands and everything. Yeah. I was playing paddle with Gib the other day and like I just remembered he fought Jake Paul like mid game and I was like, nah. What? Did you use that against him? You're horrible. No, I was on his team. It's 2v1. We lost to Calix. Did you? What's going on? What's his fall off, bro? Can I just explain, right? My knee was really, I was like, I can't play paddle for a while because we're going to fucking swanky little Cotswold gaff at the weekend. we're going to be playing bear paddles let me rest up my knee I'm limping around Harry's like nah come on like local court like come on boys we need a fourth I'm like you know what I'll go rock up 10 minutes go by you clocked out Chip 10 minutes go by I gotta just warn you thank you bro because that's what I am listening bro I was listening I was just looking at the pillow alright anyway 10 minutes go by 10 minutes go by Harry's not there we're like what the fuck this guy's the most like punctual you don't fuck about with this and then we get a message and it's like Harry's stuck in the lift.

14:08So Harry's got no connection.

14:10Chip:So how long was he in there for? Over an hour. And then, so obviously they've 2v1, he's lost a 2v1, we won't go into it. It's a touchy subject. But Harry's stuck in this lift, no signal. So he can't even let anybody know that he's not going to be able to make it to the thing. And then he told this story afterwards that how they did it was, they took him all the way up to like the 50th floor, whatever it is. and then they like manually lower the lift down but like two it's like it dropped drop two floors all the way down so he got stuck on let's say like the 15th yeah but the only way they could fix it and manually lower him he had to be yoinked all the way to the top so they come all the way down and he said even when it was getting stuck like it would just drop two floors out of nowhere oh my god yeah is he bad with like tight spaces or like anything like that I think he's more upset about missing paddle than anything and it's mad that he ended up having a better night than me and Gib as well fuck it stuck in the lift was better than losing a 2v1 I've actually fucked it with Gib now as well because I put on the chat he was like oh anyone want to play on Friday I was like yeah let's team up bro he went nah my schedule's actually got mad busy well so he don't

15:18Cal:want to play with you no

15:19Chip:there's a lot of beef between these two because they're both like relegation candidates what's happened man also my favourite person to play with because it's just like the dumbest shit so funny He's the best. He just crashes up.

15:32Cal:Who's going to be my, who's being my partner for this weekend? Oh, we'll probably have to, we'll have to do like a game and then like, loser goes with Chip.

15:41Chip:What the fuck? No, it'll be like a drinking thing. No, we literally, it's going to be Harry or Kyle. I have an idea. One of the best ones. To level the playing field, what you do is, play a game, it would just be me versus Chip, one-on-one, we'll play. And then obviously, I'll probably batter you in the first one. Then I have a drink and then I'm going to keep drinking until Chip beats me and then at that point I'll say right everybody that took me about 12 drinks and then everybody has 12 drinks and now we're all on the same level as Chip start the tourney let's make some rules every time you hit the ball at the wall it's a shot just some shit like that holy Jesus Christ bro I need this I need a level playing field is it indoor?

16:19Chip:probably I don't know sheltered is the word you're looking for yeah heated floors

16:23Cal:oh my god this is going to be really nice it's going to be a great so what is it we're drinking during paddle sheltered so it is outdoor I thought this was a wholesome weekend boys it is it is we haven't drank in ages bro that's what I mean are we not drinking this weekend are we are we are of course we are why are we I thought it was more like a wholesome like I thought we were chilling before this pod we were literally saying how we're getting battered as a barb right next to the paddle

16:45Chip:yeah did you say that yeah no that's on me bro sorry come on it's for him and Harry's birthday isn't it yeah let's just say Harry because you've had too many I was literally about to say because you know I was planning on doing two was I was going to get a cake and get it sent there and then it can come out at one of the dinners. And then, because originally this was supposed to be for me and Harry, but the way things have panned out, I had like a LAN party. Then I've had a full on dinner and a bit of a night out. Yeah. And then I'm just there like, nah, that's two things. Yeah, yeah. This is Harry's.

17:15Chip:So I think we just got to say this for Harry's birthday. Let him have it, bro. But in our group chat, he said, oh, he keeps referring to me as the birthday boy, but I'm just saying like, nah, we're going to have to nip this in the bud. Yeah, you can't have three murders. Because I don't want, I never want to be that guy that's like, oh, my birthday week. Yeah. Fucking ate you. I don't even rate my birthday. You got to do it, bro. You got to do it. Shit. It doesn't surprise me that you like a birthday week.

17:37Cal:No, I don't do it to myself. You know, the missus will take care of me. She'll be like, oh, it's your birthday week. She's actually a carer for you. It's insane. She's got special treatment all week. Sometimes she'll even push it to two if it's like a big three hours or something. Two weeks of just... Two weeks of glaze, bro. What the fuck? What the hell? What do you mean by that? No, I mean like, you know, metaphorical glaze, not actual sloppy slops. I didn't want to say that.

18:01Chip:Sloppy slops. Is that what you call it with her? Honey, it's time for the sloppy slops. That was worse than anything he's ever said. I haven't said it. I didn't say it. Are you fucking with the Gucci socks? Yeah. Those are the Lynx Africa socks. The Lynx Africa socks.

18:16Cal:Can I go hard? Yeah, I'm kind of messing with it. I'm not messing with it. If you see me pull up in this exact fit someday, just don't be surprised. You couldn't fill out this shit. Relax. That same build Same genetics

18:26Chip:You actually No I used to back that Even just for the meme But the other day When we were Having different clothes on You got exposed big time You started crying Because they didn't have a large And you wear a large Yeah yeah yeah He doesn't wear large He wears medium Yes I do You can check it right now bro Check it Check it That's what I'm saying So like you're gonna have to Either start wearing larges That's a medium bro It's not That says large

18:46Cal:It says large It says large Yeah Nah nah It's just you know what it is We've got the same genetic code Nah bro

18:52Chip:You're fucking You just wait You know what this is right here? This is a 1990s American high school. Yeah. I said,

18:59Cal:I thought he stole it off a ute on the way here. Nah, there's no ute could afford this. What is it? I don't know.

19:05Chip:Do you want me to tell you right now? Acne Studios. H &M. Oh shit. Actually, it's P's fair. I didn't realize you were up like that.

19:11Cal:I'm out of touch. Let's fucking say it. I'm joking. It was a gift. From who?

19:17Chip:Global. Exactly. That's a good answer. No, obviously. I just couldn't think of it.

19:22Cal:That's just a really weird one to drop. I think it's a woman bitch.

19:26Chip:Fair enough, bro. Imagine rock up as part of the deal, Chip. Here's your top.

19:31Cal:Here's your little fucking striped pajama top, mate. Go and enjoy yourself. Go wrap yourself up and put yourself under the Christmas tree, you little gimp. Fucking hell. Why are you adding this shit? Yeah. When you're matching PJs and your candles on, you little fucking fraggle. Fraggle? What is that? What is that? That was the name of my guinea pig. you called your guinea pig fraggle to be fair my mum was called Giddo Giddo you can't give them just the shit names yeah my family thought I killed it because like I just found it like I was really young and this was in Halifax and I just went into the study and he was fucked he was dead just like flat and I was in there for a while testing if he was definitely dead and I went downstairs testing if he's dead what are you kicking him about sorry bro I wasn't a qualified vet at the age of six I went downstairs and was like no I went downstairs and was like oh guinea pig's fucked and then you know oh he was actually a hamster I just clocked but um yeah they were like nah what did you do to him I was like what do you mean what did you do to him he's fucked they're old

20:38Chip:so was he old yeah you think his time just came nah I just realised that was the same little study that I used to play GTA Vice City on a really old computer in and I remember that character like the black guy had the white suit in the purple yeah like Lance or something and I was like nah I need that suit when I'm older

20:54Cal:oh well you know you've got the B's you've got adult bro you know you should do I've also got common sense now bro yeah it's true oh who's excited for Thriller in Manila 2 what is that back in he I don't know what that is what is Thriller in Manila oh Danny bro Danny boy's too niche

21:07Chip:unfortunately bro nah I don't think he is oh can we start because I don't I don't you know I'm not I don't know what you want to buy I don't know I'll tell you what big upgrades have been made to the gaff TV on the wall congratulations I was like, now it's for home now. Obviously, I got TaskRabbit guy to do it. R slash TV too high. Was it one guy

21:24Cal:that did it? Yeah, he's mounted 400 TVs, bro.

21:27Chip:Jesus. This is what I love, by the way. He said, imagine your whole life as you're just a TV mountain specialist. I reckon he makes pizza. You keep saying that. I paid him 67 quid. No one say some shit six, seven joke as well. 67 quid for... 400 TVs as well. Yeah, five stars. Like, this is the guy. Was he the guy? Was he legit? He came in, he didn't even have a level with him. He was just going like, oh. The fucking force. And then he went like, yeah, it's plaster. And I was like, what the fuck? Doctor Strange. Fucking insane, bro. Monk type, bro. He didn't even have a drill. He just like hold a nail there and just goes.

22:06Crazy. The one punch man. He was like, you've bought a shit mount. Like it's kind of hanging off because it's a wham TV. Damn.

22:15Chip:it is a bit i think it is a bit big for the environment it's okay it's still good i'm deadly serious this isn't even a bit last night i like for a while i was like sat like that with my head under my top because i was feeling really dizzy after watching it and i just had to look at nothing like i just had to look at like neutral shit because i was like oh my god i'm so dizzy especially when like a camera moves quick i'm like whoa why didn't you just close your eyes yeah bro because like i can't put the sofa that close because there's these hanging lights that would get in the way. It has to stay there, but it's 86 inch and it's just like, fucking hell.

22:48You've got surround sound. That'll be good to get. Nah, that's too much.

22:51Cal:Just get a soundbar then. Blow it. Soundbar. Something like that. Yeah, but yeah, I've just been watching Ginge and fucking whole wall. Whole wall of Ginge. How's he getting on?

23:00Chip:I've watched the, I missed last night's Hepto. I haven't. I've seen all of them. How's he coming across? He's coming across like Ginge, really. I almost think him and H are like trying not to like do too much to get like they're trying to make it so they're chatting to everyone more I think I think they probably will be talking it's just in the edit yeah which is good because they need to look like they're chatting to everyone but like yeah first episode when H pulls in front can I just chat to you over here and he's like I was like yeah this is what I want it's so funny though have you seen all the boomers that they're like I don't like the way H spoke to because they don't they don't know the vibe my mum was like are they falling out and I was like no this is like their whole like girlfriend turf he drags them into the office he's like let me have a fucking date embarrass me

23:41Cal:Sun and all the papers and stuff are like fucking taking that and being like oh Fallout I just got asked to do an interview with a son about I did I said no as well yeah ain't no way but yeah

23:55Chip:Chazza was on like Lorraine yeah do you see Taze as well on the on the I Miss Lab after thing he was like nah I don't think it's the first time Ginger scrand ass and they're all just like nah like crocodile

24:11Cal:No, they're just wheeling them out. I think they got Good Morning Britain coming up as well. They got the lot, bro. They did really well on Lorraine. They did really well. For it being their first TV thing, they held it down pretty well. And they were funny with Lorraine as well.

24:24Chip:The bookies have Ginge to win it. Yeah, I think him or H. Currently, I mean, Ginge has done the eating challenge with Ruby Wax's class. How do you win it? It's a public vote, isn't it? Really? If it's public voting, then it's probably wrapped up. That's probably why him and like George are both favorites because they just think that their audience is going to vote for it.

24:43Cal:And didn't he get like max stars as well on like the Challenge of the United Nations? Yeah, so even the older public are going to rate him and be like, yes, guys, that's shit. With the Eaton one, like, obviously it's really difficult, but it's also like, like the one that happened last night, Eddie is underwater and he just keeps dropping shit. Like, you actually can't help that. Whereas Eaton, like, if you eat, you are getting the stars. Some of them are just like, oh, like H had to go in this underground bunker and scrap some fucking crocodiles to get some stars and you just couldn't find them.

25:08Like some of them are way harder than others. Yeah. Like that, that, that crocodile one, normally they, they take the mouse up or they like close the mouths of the crocodile. I think the teeth are probably like, probably maybe, but they can't, they can't do that. That would be illegal, bro. Cause these two, these two crocodiles are filing down the crocodile's teeth. Bro, they're not putting celebrities in with actual crocodiles that could fucking chomp. Well, that, well, that's why in the water ones, they've, I know in the water was definitely, they always shut the crocodile's mouth. I tape it shut.

25:33They were just going through it. I need to watch it.

25:36Cal:They were going through it. small crocodiles you could just fucking kick the shit oh so they're babies yeah yeah fine but he's not gonna kick a crocodile is he I wouldn't if it ran at me on the hind legs are they not just like slightly sedated or something like you know maybe bro high off the fucking czar yeah probably honestly probably but yeah nah he was in like a tight crawl space with one and it was fucking going for him that's actually fucked

26:02Chip:yeah I'd shit myself but yeah the next challenge got announced last night what is it three of them are doing it together. Ginge, H and Kelly Brooks. I think the only reason is Kelly Brooks is probably because Ruby couldn't get voted again. Right. They are the big three. So Ginge can go again already. Yeah. Because he's not been the last two. Right. So then he's getting... H kind of just went and he's back on it. Yeah. Yeah. This one was fun.

26:24Cal:Oh, so this is H's first trial. I haven't seen this. There's like a room with loads of pigeons. Why is he fucking like that?

26:29Chip:Oh my God, bro. You say it's small. They're not... Nah, that's crazy.

26:34Cal:Yeah, you just tweak out. Don't get me wrong. Wait, so that could have just bit him there.

26:37Chip:It was going for him. Nah, you know what? What's happening? I'm bailing on that. Nah, I think I could do that. I'm bailing on this one for sure.

26:44Cal:Nah, you've got to do it for the fucking boys though. I'd be more put off by the girls. You've got to do it for your camp. You've got to get back and get the stars, right? That's the whole thing so everyone can have a nice meal.

26:51Chip:Yeah, there's a lot of pressure. Don't give a shit, mate. That looks mental.

26:54Cal:Yeah, but then everyone's eating like rat droppings and shit. What is a meal if you don't? It's like the deadest rice and beans you can imagine. Like zero flavour, just watery shit. That's the thing. I'd thrive on that because I fucking was brought up on that. No, you weren't, bro. Yes, I was. You'd eat rice and beans every day in the canteen at school. Easy on my braces, wasn't it? All right, that's just school food. Yeah, look at this one. Yeah, but I enjoyed it and I still can't have it. All right.

27:15Chip:Wait, hit the reply to the first top comment over there about the Crocs. Maybe somebody has the answer to it.

27:19Cal:Doubt my credibility over rice and beans. Yeah, look, they shut the crocs off for mouths, but for these ones, they just didn't. Not the Crocs going snappy-snap. Yeah, that's a sick title. Yeah, look, this one was just like staring him out the whole time he was trying to get the star

27:31Chip:they're saying but the mouth's never open they said they do they do I don't think that croc will have the facility comments say

27:38Cal:if you look closely when the crocodile lunges its mouth doesn't open oh what yeah so apparently it is taped shut yeah you can't I mean

27:47Chip:you can't let somebody in there yeah yeah that's what I thought maybe you just couldn't see on the camera I do I do think though like it must be really dead being a contestant and not getting voted for anything like obviously the challenges aren't fun but you probably think like no why am i even here like you're actually in the camp all day not leaving yeah you know you're boring as fuck as well because no one's voting for you yeah you must just be like so what people only vote for like could you could you do the whole i'm a celeb and not do one try yeah well no no no they all they will do them they do like big group ones and things so like they will they will get to do a bit like celebrity cyclone that's a lot that's one of the last ones yeah they all do that that's a fun one do you not think that's like a really i wonder if they're having this issue now because previously obviously you had um voting and it was all for like celebrities and things like that but now because there's digital people with like these hardcore audiences that are voting that a lot of these shows are just getting skewed massively yeah yeah well they tried to change it by doing this like they can only do two and then it has to change but because there's like a big three a big four in there now they're just alternating them so it's just like who are the big four you got ginge h ruby and Kelly Brook Kelly Brook ain't in the form nah she's probably like the least close to one those are the big three at the moment yeah yeah Rudy's hilarious and then Ginger and H obviously just fine got it on lock but um yeah so who do you reckon wins do you reckon Ginge wins it might be over by the time this comes out yeah we're doing that for three weeks aren't they yeah let's leave it at that that's such a long time I will say currently right now I think H could just because he's like yeah he's got he's a lot more animated yeah he has the the digital audience through Jinj.

29:26Chip:And like the grandmas. And then the grandmas. Yeah, obviously all the mainstream lot. All right. Well, yeah, you might be right. There might be a winner already by the time this comes out. Speaking of which, I reckon we do our fellas at War Coms. I struggled with some of these.

29:39Cal:Yeah. I don't think I've got some great ones for some of it. It's like all I watch is like Us Boys, Sidemen. It's like it's all our kind of friends.

29:46Chip:Yeah, it's definitely going to be skewed. So keep that in mind. So we're going to go through a few of the different categories. We got best quotes. Yeah. Best clip moment. best youtube video best newcomer best youtuber best tiktoker best streamer the sexiest creator and the best show slash podcast okay cool and then we'll we will be doing a loaded creator of the year now the way you get involved in that and we'll speak about that in a bit but sign up to loaded by the way lots of people unloaded loads of you guys wanted to go and check out that soccer of Saturday. Highest numbers. So big up everybody over on Loaded.

30:23They're trying to see me get beefed by the Bradford guy. Yeah. Some of the comments in those clips have been fucking, I've been trying not to. They've been winding you up. Just being like, nah, he'd be taking it like a good little boy. It's like, God forbid a guy's got something going for him. You know what I mean? Oh, let me just risk this dream life I've got to fucking scrap some nitty. They're like, nah, not Cal Freezy leaving him. Oh, millionaire Cal Freezy burger reviewer. Can you scrap this guy from Bradford? Like, what are we doing? oh shit we got five

30:48Chip:and it was actually so funny in that bit like the way it's cut I need to get tempo to sort this one out for the YouTube edit though it's like I'm there like boys let's just fucking bail like that guy's just a bit mental and then but it looks like the way the edit is it looks like AB's still in there and I'm there like nah AB's already gone I'm just saying let's get out of this space so it makes it look like I'm like fuck AB let's go that's the reason I've never been smacked in my life because you just agree with everything you just jail How about all you? All right, cool. Let's do this. Right.

31:19Chip:Okay. Fellas Awards. Now, we won't be... These are just the nominees. And then for our big New Year's episode, we will host the award show for the winners. It's hard not to pump myself in a few of these because the only clips I'm really watching myself. Yeah, I'm aware of that. Okay, boys. So let's go through best quotes.

31:37Cal:I think I struggled with this one, to be honest. You started us off, Chip. I did struggle, but let me bring my notes up. Best quote... Sorry, they're in a bit of a different order for some reason.

31:48Cal:potential for AB here. I've got two down above AB annoyingly. I didn't want to self-ass. I've dropped a lot of quotes. I didn't want to self-ass. I've got runners, Cahill. No, that's not. Bro, that went so viral. That went nuclear, bro. Can't be ignored. I don't think it's like a crazy zinger, but that went big. When you start your own sound, I think it's a bit crazy. Only guy to ever take over run talk who can't run a 5K. That's fair. That's fair. What else have you got? All right. I've got a Cal Freezy quote. Oh, what was it? Burger. Oh, I guess, yeah, I guess that. Yeah. Nah, it's gotta be.

32:22Cal:It's gotta be. That is not insane. That's one of the biggest memes of the year. I didn't know that went down as a quote, though. That's a quote. That is a quote. All right, Chip, give us another one. My other one was just AB's, Batty Light and Offstar. Classic. And these were all fellas podcast singers, the podcast you should listen to, and you can listen to it early on. We did it.

32:40Chip:I've got another one. Yeah. Here we go. We've got, Love for that. All right. Well, leading on from that, mine is love for that. So those are our, oh, by the way, sorry. I just misread AB runner. I tried to think. Yeah. So we got AB runner K hole, Berger, Batty like the North star and love for that. Yeah.

33:05Cal:Okay. That's a really good lineup. I read, you know, what's going to be annoying on all of these. I just know we're missing some fuck. Yeah, I know. But it is what it is. I was at home last night. like i've had like i've even got that no but like last night i was thinking like i've watched so much shit this year like how can i think it's all going to be recency buyers remember i'm not sure yeah nice that's a nice bro no sorry i'm getting my clip ready oh i think oh i don't yeah we might be on a similar vibe i don't have a video this is a fucking belt well we're doing clip moment

33:36Chip:yeah do you want to you should send them to stanley and stanley you just play them all right so are you gonna send the clip i think mine will be very easy to find maybe we said we

33:47Cal:were gonna do that i'll come an idiot sorry i just wrote me to just right i'll get two hours while you

33:51Chip:get it all right here we go go on you do like this one on stan here we go if it's the same one i'm gonna be fuming well now it's good because it means it does yeah yeah yeah all right there you click that one here we go we got the same one we got the same one I think it's fine for this I'll just play it out yeah

34:16he's a fucking mad guy I got gassed when I thought of this

34:21Chip:oh fucking hell what do you mean you don't have the wife

34:23Cal:I can't believe I've not got an Ed Mighty Cliff in here what's embarrassing having a head like a tennis ball I'm not even doing it 20 minutes before the record I went to Cal nah I've got a sick clip that was it that was a lot that's it well shall I say a different one then

34:39Chip:well let's get I think it's a good idea actually to put the headphones on okay yeah because we're going to do quite a few clips here

34:45Cal:are they all screwed no no no I'll fix them man I've just sent one I've just sent one yeah to the fellas podcast group here we go this has to be in there this has to be pick it tomorrow land wait are you meant to wear White socks Make the noise

35:05Cal:No no no

35:10Chip:JJ's reaction That is how Vic walks in During him doing it It's the noise It's the noise He's making it That's a great clip Vic at Tomorrow Night

35:20Cal:Is definitely on the short list That's good What have you got for us I've got one Stanley checked mine I've got a couple So let's do my first one I was in a tram Oh my god, such a good shout. You what? I was in a trans. Oh, you were in a trans. What?

35:40That's a good shout.

35:43Cal:That's definitely in there, Ron. These are the sort of ones I was trying to think of and they just didn't come to mind. Yeah. All right, yeah, that's huge. Is that our three? There's three there.

35:53Chip:We got space for two more. We got space for two more that we can put to the shortlist. There is some more.

35:58Cal:Dare I put my one? Nah, yours. Don't bother, bro. I've got the chip wizard clip. I've got the chip wizard clip. Okay. I think that's good. It features Cal as well. So I feel like that might... Yeah, that's valid. That's overall a decent one. Stan, can you work that one on for the fans? Yeah, show the fans. We've seen it. I've seen it about a million times. It's so good. Because I've watched it back so much. Such a good clip. You know, it fucking bang, bro. It's got a million likes. I sent it to you. I put my fit on now. It's the same thing. It's got to watch.

36:25Chip:I told him we're all wearing outfits.

36:27Cal:No, the edit one's better.

36:34Cal:I thought you said we was going to do it. Ethan's laugh is better. Where's your outfit? That trip was so good. That was one of the best YouTube trips we've had. I think an Ethan last makes clips infinitely better. Yeah, when he's there, it just makes it better.

36:54Chip:All right, we've got space for one more on our list. You want to pick it in, AB? It's me. It's me falling off the bike in the side.

37:02Cal:I had that down as well. Speaking of Ethan's laugh, that was a big Ethan laugh in that one. It's really hard to find, actually. I had to find it for this girl, didn't I? Let me find it. I got it in here somewhere. Oli! Oli, right now! Cold! Making bare noise. You look like such a rat.

37:33Cal:no that was good again even that

37:38Chip:all right so there we got our numbers for the uh for the clip of the year um and of course guys obviously we've short enlisted these but it's on you guys to vote for what you think is the best one so i did want to put um also the clip of max kadari in spam and the noise we got another one by the way can i just say our next one is best youtube video this year there has not been a standout vid really yeah i've low-key got nothing in this category this is tough so i've got one but the problem is with my one is i i might pretty sure you boys won't have seen it yeah and what it is i'm gonna send it actually there's no point in me even sending it to stanley because we're not gonna watch it yeah but i had right it's this video here it's called a hundred thousand no you

38:30Cal:got same is the same one yeah so i've gone with a thousand players simulate civilization rich and poor minecraft i've got that down as well i've got two down and that's one of them that's definitely

38:40Chip:a good one how many views has it got uh 32 mil yeah it's a two hour long video it's clean seen but that sounds that sounds it's a sick video such a good video unreal went very bad when it came up what have you got for us

38:53Cal:the other one I had was Nico's premiere video I have that I have that but it's like with the twist in the middle of it yeah but that was like the twist he did was so good I believe all the way to the end it's brilliant the thing is my sort of video I want one that just makes me crease the whole time I didn't want to see funny shit that wasn't but I just watched that being like fucking the fact he's put this together isn't serious so yeah that's gotta be in there. What is your nomination? I mean, that's, that was the one I was going to say.

39:21Chip:I've got another one here that I think would be good to put into this, which is actually Will and E's video. Yeah.

39:26Cal:Is it the running to Brian?

39:28Chip:No. All the wonders of the world. I was going to put that in.

39:33Cal:Oh yeah.

39:34Chip:That was a banger. Yeah. I thought that was a really strong video. The eternal flame clip. Yeah. The eternal flame clip, flame clip from that is actually mega.

39:41Cal:That's actually a good clip. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good clip. I could have been up for the clip. You could have been in there, bro. if you uploaded this year on the main. Yeah, that's what I mean. The main took a pound. I'm not going to like a senior frogs for it. It dogs all of them, really. Yeah, but there is no senior frogs. No, there isn't.

39:55Chip:So there it is. Cool. What we might do for this one to add one more in, we'll take a fan submission. So we'll ask the fans because we do need kind of one more there. But that is actually a bit of a bleak situation. Why is there being no big YouTube videos?

40:09Cal:I also feel like I just haven't watched a lot of YouTube this year. I don't know why. I just watched R Circle. so it's like it's hard to not spend a lot of time on Reddit what? like ass gone wild and shit what? he's didn't know about it best newcomer okay best newcomer okay so this is any creator in it like across any creator yeah now this year I had to debate with myself oh I'm adding one in I had to have a good look at myself in the mirror when I was fucking doing this one and then figure out if this was the right call and I've decided to not put AB in this because I don't think he's new. Oh, you don't think he's new enough?

40:46Cal:I think this guy was last year's fucking meal. When was your first vlog? My YouTube channel is like a year and two months old. Yeah. So you kind of... Where did you start? A year and two months ago.

40:59Chip:It still gets a newcomer. Who did you have anyways?

41:02Cal:I have him on my notes. I think you've got to put AB in here.

41:05Chip:I think he qualifies just. Okay, if he qualifies, he qualifies.

41:08Cal:I had AB slash... It's honestly a struggle, so I'd put Jakey. I just handed him in there. Yeah. Really good one. Because I think the other boys were already quite known before. Like, Hines was already, you know, pretty big. Chazer was already making it last year. They were already in Gerfin too. But Jakey has been this year. Yeah. Night hair. So, and he is funny. Like, he's up for clip moment. Yeah. He's a good lad. Who have you got, Kyle? I just had you, but I also had Marlon in there. Yeah. I mean, numbers wise, yeah, you gotta. You gotta put him in. He's walking Paris Fashion Week.

41:40Chip:Yeah, like in terms of a big run for a year. Number one greatest guy ever. I've got, hear me out, Steve Bracknell. Yes, what a shout. What's that this year? Yeah, it was this year. Great shout. You know, I messaged him really early on and went like, mate, like, please turn this into a TV show. I'll like put money, like, I would happily like make this a fuck. I was invested. No, I was just like, this has to be something. You're so weird with football. What? You like load of football content. You just don't watch the games itself. Yeah, I watch like every pitch side. I watch the club. I watch the overlap.

42:12But not football. I watch like every overlap. I watch like the, the like a hundred Premier League fans debate around the table about like who's better Gerald Alam. But you're not watching them all. No, I watch the highlights. I'll go on YouTube. But like, yeah, I like it in the weirdest level. That's so weird. I'm a Chelsea fan. I do not give a fuck if we win or lose. But then, but like we're in the Champions League

42:33Cal:and I'll post on my story. I did. I saw somebody like message you the other day on Snap saying like, oh, there's two downfalls to your whole game bro and it's your music and football yeah and I was like you said fucking music every reply was like nah he's wrong for music my playlist has like 30k a man on it but ball nah you need to lock in on ball then you might be complete you might actually complete you know what I can't tell you you can't actually be like I am I am update I am update I'm up to date with everything going on in football without watching ball that's so weird yeah I know

43:04Chip:alright here we go next one here oh best YouTube It's a big one. Again, man, I've just... I've got one that I think... I've just gone for the one.

43:15Cal:I've got two, actually. I've just gone for one that I always put. Because I just put... I just got Nico. I think it's like a lot of the big people at the moment are all streamers. So, like, the YouTube scene seems to be... Not, like, lacking, but, like, as far as jump out people, it's, yeah. You can figure... So you're putting Nico in? Yeah. Second channel. I think it'd be wrong to not at least have him up on the nomination. How many videos did he upload on the main? Four, five. Oh, I've just thought of a good YouTube vid. But he is uploading every week. Go on, we need him. The ChrisMD vid when he has Peter Crouch on and he recreates a volley is fucking insane.

43:47That's a good video. Just honorable mention there.

43:50Cal:It's uploaded his new series last night. Or is it just one video?

43:53Chip:Let's go. You got to remember audio people so they don't see what you're...

43:56Cal:Yeah, no, he's just... Nico's new video is up now. I traveled around the earth with...

44:02Chip:Wait, you're putting goal recreation as a top video of the year? Yeah, scrap that, Stan. No? I don't think football It's just such a good moment It's a good moment in a video It's the most hyped I've been watching YouTube In a while Really? Like just seeing people Leave it in there Look some people might want to vote Okay Best YouTuber I've got Fern Yeah Who the fuck's that?

44:21Cal:I don't watch it But I know what you're talking about

44:23Chip:Best YouTube channel

44:24Cal:Is it one person Or is it more like a It's a give my

44:29Chip:This one You know these ones This video is unbelievable Kind of yeah It's sick So yeah That's the sort of shit I watched like TikTok AI voice. What was your nomination? I was going to go Outdoor Boys because he dipped and he came back and just dropped two fucking bangers and they're already on like 15 mil. Yeah. Outdoor Boys. And to be fair, he was uploading for the most of the year. Chip, are you saying you don't know who Outdoor Boys is?

44:57Cal:Bro, don't question the authenticity of that. Why when I said that did you go? Because I'm not sure I can back it for best use. Why not? Really, why not? Bro, you just come back and drop two bits. I obviously love him. What time did he quit? When did he quit? He only stopped in like July. Is it a full comeback, by the way? Nah, he's uploading his, they're just ones he had in the back. I just didn't want to get invested into a comeback and then him go again. Nah, he is. Yeah, no, it's the fishing one. Him and his two sons get dropped. Middle of Alaska. It's fucking insane. They visit like the first outdoor.

45:26I think you can still have him. No, but six months is still this year. Yeah.

45:29Chip:Look, he's uploaded more than Nico here. Come on. Five days ago, 6.5 million. Outdoor Boys definitely is in this. Yeah. And then I've got a final one. I've got Max Kadar. All right. Okay. Now, this is a technical one. This is tough because I don't see him as a YouTuber. He has, by himself, invented a new style of YouTube content. No, he's invented a new style of talking, bro. Bro. He deserves to be here. Really? We'll play Matthew with two people. He's also done, like, what, 10 videos? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, but it's more than other people. You could shit them out. Nah, like, he can be up for a lot of shit, but like, I don't know if I can say for you.

46:12That just seems like a disgrace to the establishment, bro. Yeah.

46:15Chip:I know, but he's changed the game is what I'm trying to say. All right. You can have it if you want. Let me have it. No disrespect to Mark Sight. And we will also leave a space there for a fan-nominated YouTuber.

46:26Cal:I think that's messing up, like the credibility of the whole vibe. Can I just... We're just forgetting some, obviously, aren't we? Can I just say, this got added in late, the best TikToker. Yeah. Yes. So I'm going to have to think of one on the spot.

46:39Chip:That's fine. Oh, did I? For a guy that consumes a lot of TikTok content, I'm confident that you'll come through with somebody. Okay. I'll go first. Hey, have I not got one? I'm thinking squid. Oh, I do have one. You might know squid? No. I've never seen anyone. Okay, I'm going to put Italian batch. Yeah. That is so fair. That's such a big run, particularly the one where he's getting grinded on by the alien. Yeah. He had a serious run.

47:01Cal:I think he's been the best hit soccer for like for pure consistency as well not even that but he was last year and probably the year before nah Squid this guy Squid is so good he's good man I've never seen anyone come up with like yeah he is funny I haven't seen this nah like the Pinocchio playing pool

47:15Chip:I've got another nomination and our first woman on the list go on lad Danny Babes yeah like it she's gotta be on there she fancies AB big run she fancies AB yeah should we have her on on the pub yeah we can definitely look into it for sure bro wait I'm what just mad shit came up we'll find a date where you're free I thought you rated her no I don't like her every clip I've seen of it is just like doing some smash or pass saying mad shit but she has her numbers are undeniable I'll sit over there get demonetised alright so yeah uh chip go on best tiktoker i went be love oh yeah fuck how did i yeah fucking great shout

48:09Cal:shout out squid though you know one of them moments it's like when you're both sat down on the couch if a dog chooses to sit with you prophet guys yeah no be love so but can i just say squid is you guys are sleeping on squid think about like he's got a dream you know you don't have to justify B-Love bro

48:29Chip:chill now what's this next one this is the guy Squid Squid's so jokes I've never seen Squid

48:40Cal:did you show the audience who we're talking about though what B-Love just so they know some people upstairs didn't know him

48:49Chip:to be fair I told you boys

48:51Cal:I think he's one of those guys when you see his face Well, yeah, there's probably a lot of these sketch guys that are doing all this sketch content that you don't know what their name is. Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. Yeah, this guy. It's his Undertaker as well, like, oh, come on. Yeah, no, he's doing his fit checks and shit. He's just genuinely very funny. Yeah. That's probably the winner for me, if I was to vote.

49:12Chip:Yeah. It's new as well, isn't it? Oh, yeah. All right, okay. Oh, he should be a newcomer, surely. Yeah, I'd back it for him. I'd back it for him. I'd back it for him. We've got YouTubers and streamers and then a TikToker. These guys are like solely TikToker. I see what you're doing here.

49:30Cal:You don't want competition for the category. I'm gassed to have him in TikToker. I just think like newcomers got to be breaking into kind of the whole scene. Okay. Fucking hell bro. Everything all right at home. Jesus Christ.

49:44Chip:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mental. Okay. Best streamer.

49:50Cal:Best streamer. Oh, who did I have? Well, I think obviously we just got to throw Ginger in there. Yeah. That's my only nomination. And then I've got a second one. Oh, you know, I've got Ed Matty.

50:01Chip:Oh, you're looking at... Okay. Sorry, I was just thinking Twitch. That's on me. All right. How about this one? Who else? Faze Adapt. Yeah. Great shout. Yeah. Yeah. Big fan of that.

50:14Cal:Let's put Ed three in there. What about... If you... Is the bread still up there, but I don't really watch him. I don't watch him enough, but I guess just based off what he does. Los Polos is hilarious, bro. They have to be in there. Stanley is one of those where just backspace that. They're the biggest. You don't get enough. They are like, they're so good, right? But like, it's one of them ones I can only see like specific sort of type of TikTok clips and that's it. But they're like the biggest streamers at the moment. None of us here have watched them though. What does that Los Polos mean? Does it mean chicken?

50:44Cal:Yeah. The chicken. The chicken breaking bad. Los Polos, hermanos. What, the chicken brothers? Yeah. Oh, cool. I didn't even forget that No like the clips With his dad are so funny When they have The squeaky voice and shit You better off Wacking it on TikTok Let's go on to the next one Are we happy With that streamer list then Wait do you actually know Who Lost Polis is You know the face Hang on look You know the face I haven't watched a lot Of this stuff These guys Yeah now he's Is it one guy by the way Nah it's him and his dad Yeah it's him But his dad's in a lot Yeah That's a valid shout Their chat are just funny Their clips are so funny You can put it on there if you want.

51:21Put it on there. I feel like we're missing someone. I can't. I mean, Marlon is fucking huge. And he's speed. Speed, bro. Oh, speed. Yeah. It seems boring to put him there. No, but he actually just is. Are we whacking Kaisenat on there as well? Nah. But he's done those. I feel like if you're whacking speed on, you've got to whack Kaisenat on there.

51:38Chip:It's a nomination, isn't it? Yeah. So it's not about who.

51:43Cal:Okay. If you want to put Marlon on, I think we do as well. And that's probably it. Yeah. Okay. Should we put Lacey on instead of Marlon? or are we want to make it a bit because he's already being on new Marlon's so big though like

51:53Chip:yeah put Marlon there that's pretty reasonable again kind of a bit of a shame we don't have I don't mind the lacy shop but we've only got Ginge oh Ginge I mean alright cool fine sexiest creator alright people I struggle I don't really know what to root to good am I meant to say a gal and shoot shot or am I meant to make funny jokes about the boys it's up to you however you want to go down start dropping I got Ginge on there just for the glow up yeah He's had a glow up. He walked into Ima Seba, I was like, bro, he's 50 kg down. So then I assume you'll be putting Randolph down here as well then.

52:26Chip:Great glow up. He's more of a businessman these days than creator. You know what? Hold that loophole.

52:32Cal:I don't hate the gin shop.

52:34Chip:This isn't a weight loss category though. No, but he's easy. He looks much better. He's had a big glow up, but are you, you, you, you actually put him down for 60? All I had was him and me. So now what I'm meant to do? He's got to go vibe. Well, it's all just come out. I know that.

52:45Cal:You can't go out on there, bro. You're like seven. Okay, I'll drop a gal on there right now. All right, go on then. I'll drop.

52:51Chip:Go on then, do it right now. Right now. Drop the initials then. Yeah, go on. Don't be shy. Nah. Nah, he's bottled that. Big time. Bro, the tabloids will have fucking...

53:03Cal:I don't even know you like that little girl. I've got Batch. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, fine. I was going to add him, but I was like, oh, he's out of it. Well, I've got George. Got Marlon. Yeah. I mean, he's getting a lot of noms here, boys. You know what? almost don't get Marlon on because it's like he's obviously won anyway so let's just

53:21Chip:actually do you know what Marlon you can have the gold this is for the silver medal fuck off get rid of Marlon get him off 2 OP 2 OP Ginge and Batch they were kind of the only ones I was really going for Ginge Batch George I mean they did the actual sexiest crit I think we need to I think this is starting to become like

53:42Cal:this whole thing's a little bit too white boy we need a girl on there go on AB

53:47Chip:I tried to get a girl in here with Danny babes. Come on. Yeah. Do us a fucking solo. Get someone in here. I can't. What do you mean you can't?

53:54Cal:You're a single man. Yeah. God forbid you're attracted to a lady. Come on. Just some like blonde rocket. Get off my cat. Can we just leave it? Do you want us to put blonde rocket down then?

54:05Chip:No.

54:06Cal:That's too broad. So help us narrow it down then. Say the name. Say the initials. No. All right. We'll narrow it down. Blonde rocket. Give us a bit of detail. You can use anyone. It could be a celeb if you want. Nah, but like, create a celeb. Nah, create a... Just someone... You brought nothing to the table. Bro, I don't want to fucking soft launch on fucking... What? No, no, not that. You got... Oh my God, soft launch. No. Nah, this is getting too much. Nah, this is mental. What's happening? Sabina Blair, get her on. All right, whack Sabina on there. Valid, valid. Thank you, bro. Sabina. Fucking rocket.

54:42Yeah, you know. Put in brackets, door.

54:44Cal:I thought you were going to put our girl down. Oh, I'm glad I got out of that one. No, I appreciate that. Wait, is that a quote of the year, Sabine Adore? Nah, nah, nah, too niche to nah. I built that whole shit brick by brick. Best show, oh, can I just say, on the dock was best new comeback, and it's not on her.

55:03Chip:Yeah, I've removed it just off. All right, well, can I just say I had KSI and Phase Adapt on there?

55:08Cal:Yeah, that was good, Chats. Yeah, yeah, I don't mind that. So best show slash podcast. Oh yeah. Absolutely. By the way, what?

55:17Chip:Yeah. Yeah. Are we doing the prediction? No, no, because the whole of Pitsides had a big, but the prediction show was great, but it's the whole show. Yeah.

55:26Cal:Yeah. That's valid.

55:28Chip:Big glow up from those boys. I'm trying to think. I put fellas on. Yeah. I put post AB.

55:37Cal:I put that as well.

55:40Chip:Post AB. Post AB. Okay. Put your brackets. Post AB. He's there, we'll get that in the noms. The revival. Well, we were doing fine before you. Yeah, that was good. Yeah, fine. Pit side at fellas. Oh, I had another show. What was it? Fuck. You're massive, bro. Was it the one you like? No, I didn't put it down. I thought it was because my mom was pit side, but I got some Americans.

56:06Cal:What's that one you like? Fresh and fit.

56:10Cal:You're religiously watching that. so when we

56:13Chip:oh no here we go when we jump into his Porsche Taycan I go on this is a big one big one but don't be bringing up my car model and shit bro

56:20Cal:just want to let everyone know the depreciation on that fucking number don't bring that up

56:25Chip:I still don't know where it is if anyone's looking to buy it we're selling it for 15k if you can find it you can have it alright I've got girls bathroom yeah big show I don't know what it is girls bathroom it's pretty much one of the biggest if not the biggest female podcast

56:39Cal:never ever you never I never thought you were a white knight like that bro little simp what the fuck

56:46Chip:what can't nominate some females in our category you don't listen to that bro no I don't but I know it's big and I know it's bang this year okay fair enough well I'm gonna allow it are you whacking I put this past weekend I think who I actually listened to

57:02Cal:has there been anything that's like mooned this year in terms of pods like no but like something a bit newer like it's kind of because Theo Bond

57:12Chip:has been kind of the same over the last couple years

57:14Cal:something that's kind of blown up

57:19Chip:yeah I would say

57:23Cal:yeah pull up a chart so let's have a little lucky lucky

57:25Chip:don't do US do UK for us United Kingdom there we go alright these charts are so nice I always listen to the rest is politics

57:34Cal:oh what about that Finn Taylor one oh the history one that's a really no Finn Taylor comedy yeah but his

57:42Chip:history shows the one that bang that's a good one I think the comedy one's more jokes when he had Bonnie Blue on to be fair I see what you mean but this history one I think probably pips it okay sorry oh we're 23 yeah come on bro see it come on we're above Theo Vaughn and fuck I hate to see my guy go down like that I've never looked at this shit I didn't realise I will nah but this isn't like it's not a very accurate thing me and Chip got beef with it anyways

58:08Cal:some brilliant shows isn't there either no

58:11Chip:bad friends mate I'll be honest with you yeah I think that's this is probably it

58:18Cal:yeah yeah just nothing crazy I think we got some good shelter

58:22Chip:some nominations yeah we can take a fan nominated show because also it doesn't necessarily have to be a podcast it can just be like a like I'm not gonna lie nah right now the Deji show but right so I wanted to put that on I haven't watched it but lies is it still going no yeah it's a fair point you did like four reps and fucked it off. He's gone China. I saw that. Yeah, I think we'd whack that on just because it's potential. Yeah. But unfortunately, he's just not been consistent with it. This is Deji's biggest problem. Just never consistent with shit. but if he was, he'd fucking be the next fucking, I don't even know.

58:56Oh, nah. No, best show. Drewski could have been records. Oh, that's great. And you know, he's got one coming out this week with Timothee Chalamet.

59:05Cal:Okay, right,

59:06Chip:whack that in there.

59:07Cal:Yeah, good shout, man.

59:09Chip:You're alright, you know. You're a good lad, you. And creator of the year, do we have... I didn't put nominations. We were going to do a post on the vault asking for nominations. Yes. I guess they can just base it off that whole thing. So what we'll do, guys, is obviously if you want to vote for the creator of the year, head on over to Loaded. We're going to have a poll. We're going to have an image set up there as well so you guys can actually put the nominations forward. Then we'll vote on those ahead of our big new year's episode where it's going to be an award show and it's going to be so big like you know what the creators when they see they've been nominated they're going to be gas they're going to be gas all right so the way you guys are going to be able to uh vote on this is there will be a link we'll leave a link to the voting in the description of this podcast um so make sure you get in there and um yeah let us know because this is going to be big i've always wanted to whip up a little list i always watch pitch side i'm like now i'm so jealous i get to do like homework and rock up with some cool shit.

1:00:06Chip:Well, we need to do. Is there a way we can do tenable? But for us, I don't know what you do. It's good to do like different categories. Yeah. It could be good though. Yeah. So yeah, I'm excited for our award show. I think it's going to go fucking crazy. So the fellas podcast. Yeah. I've sponsored a Sunday league club. I have no idea why we did this. I think I'd had like two beers and Stanley went, do you want to sponsor my team? I said, how much is it? 400 quid. Yeah. It wasn't 400 bro. Cause it was more. It was more.

1:00:33Cal:how much did we end up spending on it well I thought you signed off on it already how much did you sign off on it well I thought it was a grand what it wasn't a grand no no you spent 400 quid yeah and the lovely guys at 165 how much did they spend spent 300 quid okay 700 quid that's alright you've had 700 quid off us you fucking little bastard yeah and you know the grade's on change let me get some on that top well we've already done now so nah what about the other patch I'll pay a grand away kit get your family somewhere do you want to do an away kit yeah let me do the away kit genuinely let me do the away kit you have a logo for that can the sponsor just be my face yeah yeah do what you want mate that'll be good let's just get that let's get that pose on that table

1:01:20what in the middle of the fucking show we're gonna be the laughing stock of the league about it. It's a shit when you score.

1:01:29We'll talk.

1:01:30Chip:Are you? So what would give me the current stats? How are you doing? So we are, I think we're second or third in the league, but we're like joint top points. We're just one of the cup as well. If you win the league, we've got another present for you, but you got to win the league. Okay. Okay. But yeah, we just won in the cup was which was our first game of the season. I'll put some photos of it on screen. Sponsorship. If you win it, would you come play for the stacks? Would you, would you come play a little game? No, you do not. Stick me at center back, bro. I'll body some fucking man.

1:02:05Cal:Stanley's pulling up the professional pictures. Oh wait, is this with the spot? Oh, Stan. Let me get you the, I'm sure it's a tight bro. Um, let me get, what size pitch do you play on? 11. Oh, is that like same as the Emirates? Yeah. Well, yeah, it might be a little bit smaller, but it's very similar. What did you think? What's our question? I thought Sunday league was way smaller. Nah, it's not that. It's not way smaller. Yeah, that's the power league, bro. Yeah,

1:02:33Chip:they are.

1:02:34Cal:Go on the lights. Oh, let's go.

1:02:36Chip:brilliant. They're covering the sponsor with their arms. Yeah, yeah. Now we got a load of other folks. 400 quid, but well spent. Yeah, there we go. Keep a kit as well.

1:02:44Cal:Do the lads know what the vibe is? they know, they know. Are they a bit cringed out? Nah, they know, they're up for it man oh fucking love that tell them to go die for the truck up the fucking stags I want to fucking see blood splatted all over it

1:02:58Chip:yeah big time oh fucking oh John Nellis has turned up

1:03:02Cal:oh John Nellis

1:03:03Chip:oh yeah oh that's such a good one oh yeah yeah

1:03:05Cal:we need to put John Nellis in the he commented on our YouTube video saying thanks lad

1:03:09Chip:oh for the impression

1:03:11Cal:what was it yeah it was

1:03:12Chip:it was an impression you did we did an impression yeah yeah yeah I'm not up to date with

1:03:16Cal:I don't remember you know John Nellis yeah John Nellis what big game You don't know him He's like the biggest Shots creator Cooking fucking steak I don't want YouTube shorts But he's on everything Like Nah I don't know him

1:03:28Chip:Yeah I feel Nah But there's a guy that you So John Nellis keeps copying This one guy's videos Right I've seen JSM I've seen him meet Like Messi in a tunnel Yeah yeah yeah So it's all stuff like this How long can I stay In a football stadium How long can I stay In the football match Before I get kicked out Nah I've heard John Coming up with these himself

1:03:47Cal:No Like his team is He has a 14

1:03:49Chip:so what he does is he has his notice on for Thogden and JSM I'm serious are you winding John Nellis up here? no this is what he does he literally has his notice on now go to Thogden and JSM's page it's the it's but who's copying who like nah this is what I'm saying so John Nellis copies Thogden like look you're on a you're just winding him up watch watch how long can I stay in the stadium until Mbappe's Thogden don't talk like that bro huh? you don't talk like that I swear to god whack on the thing I'm not going to lie.

1:04:19Cal:Every time I score a pass, I get locked into it. I have to watch it. Cooking a steak in the stadium. Are you mad? He's got like a bottle of boiling water. He just puts it in the water. Clearly, I'm just out of the loop.

1:04:31Chip:Go to the steak one. This is why I know our brains are fried. See, when I saw that he's done this video, I thought like he's committed a crime against content. I watched the whole thing.

1:04:42Cal:I watched the whole thing. I watched the whole thing.

1:04:46Chip:Look at the views on it as well, AB. check this shit 12.2 can you cook a steak

1:04:52Cal:in a football stadium? see there we are

1:04:56Chip:fuck it now no man look at this staff to cook my steak are you able to cook my steak for me please? and once he called his manager I got an answer oh fuck off but luckily I have another plan I climbed the steps with my steak in hand and headed to my seat and I'd come prepared so I put my steak on the tray and I'm trying to cook it with a lighter I am bro, this is respect I still had one final idea I watched all of them I'm a fan As I was ordering four cups of boiling hot beef drink Which I took back to my seat And once the game kicked off I seasoned my steak with salt and pepper Before placing it inside this jam That is hot

1:05:41Cal:And with my steak cooking in boiling water I sat back and enjoyed the football Then once the referee blew her halftime whistle. It was finally time to see what I had. It's fucking crazy. I popped open the lid and was amazed to see that it was cooked. Oh, look at that. And you cook a steak in a football stick.

1:05:58Chip:Well done. Medium rare. Ah, well, you know what? Yeah. So can we get John Nellis in one of these? New come up? Is he new enough? I think. Can you go TikToker? I think he's... Nah, because he's just a short smoker. He's actually more YouTube than anything. I think he might be in best YouTuber, you know. I know it's not content that we watch, but numbers. I ain't allowing shorts on YouTube no no no he makes proper YouTube videos too

1:06:21Cal:I'd back that I think best YouTuber I think that's fair because you can't be doing these kind of fucking numbers without having without the respect

1:06:27Chip:I hear it alright maybe we could get a LinkedIn post saying just be nominated for the fellas for the year I also had another

1:06:35Cal:TikTok I forgot to mention AI HS Tiki Taki AI yeah we can't be dished out awards to AI we're fucked

1:06:45Chip:yeah Sora actually might be best career Danny Boy Danny Boy alright speaking of HS oh he's fresh home yeah he got freed up and now he's what he's going to try and make it in he could play league 2 no way he is a baller he is a fucking baller I don't think you've got like league 2 is unbelievable players I'm saying the level he is is if he played the YouTube charity match he'd ball out he'd be alright yeah Yeah, that's, that's, he's like, Theo Baker's better. Yeah, I think it. He's, he's better than Theo Baker. No, no, Theo Baker. But like, he's, he's probably in that conversation if they played in a YouTube.

1:07:25He'd be one of the best in the pitch. I think him and Ed used to play for some decent sort of team. Because Ed's quite good. They're doing like drills and stuff here, bro. They're whipping it. Yeah, bro, he's got a fucking left foot. He actually does that.

1:07:37Chip:It's like a Podolsky foot, bro. That thing's going rapid. I mean, this touch here wasn't great. What? come on bro he's fresh home he's still got the ankle tag on this is his first training session back give him a break has he actually still got the ankle tag on I saw someone say yeah I don't know fair enough I don't know fair enough you'll see that some of those random people are just like you know like Dave Dave's unreal at football as well me too your boy Dave oh Santan sorry I was saying oh Santan Dave we'll call him Santan fucking hell oh David I get no that's fucking what what I was about to say Skepta's last name

1:08:15Cal:nah you chill out bro he's a signet ring bro grandad's energy flowing through you some mad shit on some crazy wave ground up his ashes and fucking into a mould and put a bit of gold in and that's it that is not it it's just it's just his old ring oh and he wasn't dropping fucking shit like that I love you now yeah cause he was in the don't tarnish his taking fucking bullets while you're out and unwilling to drop game on the pod dropping I'm talking about soft launching

1:08:42Chip:He was fucking hard launching grenade launchers He wasn't even in the war bro He's a policeman and rugby player That's nice Nah he probably was in the war though Alright Shout out to him Oh yeah cheers for knowing my grandad better than me Do you know Adolf Hitler Close to winning election You always bring up warship bro

1:09:07Chip:Wait so there's a new guy called Hitler well not really he was about last year as well and he won by a landslide but his name is Adolf Hitler so he he's in a member of Nambia's ruling Swapo party and he won last year by like 85 % of the votes and he's back this year so is he a good person? he must be a good leader if he keeps winning well see that's not always the case Stanley because actually and all that was also elected that's true that is a good point but um it must be good

1:09:42Cal:we are so back i don't understand it though you can't like what what has as a parent as a parent how can you do that his dad and then what makes people go oh let's fucking run it back what were you saying so his dad named him uh but he when he named him he didn't know the like the cap what the what the situation broke broke the cap which I also would go surely that's but you're telling me

1:10:13Chip:you pulled Adolf Hitler out of nowhere a German name or an Austrian name in a in a African country maybe his dad was like oh I want to let name my son after like a massive leader and just typed in like biggest leaders I'm not sure that happens didn't do his research get him in

1:10:30Cal:it's going to be fucked as well like what if this guy has like an insane calendar year we're gonna fucking see we're gonna have another Ronaldo situation why? you're looking for the old one but you type in Ronaldo you get a new one

1:10:41Chip:so wait is this this is in Nambia yep see this is the problem how does somebody in Nambia just randomly cook up an Austrian name and also Adolf Hitler is his first and middle name I think it's very funny and the last name is something else so come on bro who the fuck are you for?

1:10:57Cal:I think it was like one of her dads on a rage bait number trying to impress the boys or something I'd be like oh this is well funny just have my kid saying it to his boy at work. Oh, what's your name? Adolf Hitler. Yeah, I just cocked. His dad lost FPL. Oh, shit. Losers got to name their son Adolf Hitler and pretend they don't know who it is. That is a shout. Don't worry anyway, because the doc has got, I like it, more Hitler chat. Yeah, there was some breaking Hitler news as well. There's a lot of Hitler news. Yeah, apparently he had a micropenis. Oh, I saw that actually. Apparently it's come out.

1:11:28Cal:That adds up though. I think we knew he had one testicle, but the micropenis thing. He has such crazy law, apparently just love getting on it as well. Like pills and shit. How are they figuring this out now though? Like how, how has it just come to light? I don't know. Defecate on him.

1:11:43Chip:This guy was the original Dubai portal party.

1:11:46Cal:Wait, why are we saying Dubai?

1:11:49Chip:No,

1:11:50Cal:I said this before. He's Dubai. He made me say it. Dubai. Dubai. Dubai. Yeah. Apparently he slept with his niece as well. No, actually I'm not going to say it. It sounded like I was like defending it. I was going to say do you reckon they just make up like worse shit about him just to like solidify how bad he was but then I'm like I didn't allow them to say at the end of the day as well

1:12:11Chip:like considering what he done you know enjoy being kicked when he had sex it's kind of like a drop in the ocean a drop in the ocean when you consider what he's done comments were saying that all the like the South Park writers are going to have a field day with the this sort of information that would be sketchy having a micropenis a macroponis yeah that's family going that pronounce it correctly bro macroponis yeah yeah imagine nah it's actually dark days having a tiny penis yeah well that clav guy you know the lux maxer yeah he's uh he's got a dick pump like penis maxing so but is that not a temporary thing I don't know apparently over time it like pushes fluid into your knob but like I just feel like you gotta be the one to try this for us AB I don't need to bro do you know why I said it like that nah prove it the level of like what like live on yeah that you don't need one I'll let you know if you need one what if that's why

1:13:07Cal:you're so shy yeah around women you got no shit we can honestly in the group chat right now let's just all get bricked and shit fine alright I'm happy to do it bricked but honestly but flatted please leave leave me alone same because when you get older you've been seen out there it's fucking November yeah I actually think it's impressive I get a little bit gas when it gets super small because it's just like you don't get to experience it too often. Yeah. You know that when it's almost like inside you. Hibernation. Yeah. Fucking like a little cocoon. Right. Scotland qualified for the World Cup.

1:13:41Matt, yeah. I'm guessing you're going to be wearing a Scotland top because you're from Scotland.

1:13:46Chip:Well, no, just to celebrate both teams. Yeah, half and half, bro. So when we go to America for the World Cup, what top are you wearing? Well, what game am I watching? Are you going to bring both? Yeah.

1:13:57Cal:All right, here we go. He's going to cut me off. It's one of the knockout rounds. It's England versus Scotland. Yeah, I just stayed quiet in the back where my fellas stop. All right, but let's actually you want England to win that.

1:14:08Chip:The better story is if Scotland wins it for sure. But you want England to win. You'd rather England win. Mate, last time this happened in the Euros. Scotland played England. Is that Gaza? No, no. That's not going to get political, bro. He meant the football. No, he meant the football. You're talking about Gaza, bro. Sorry. What the fuck? You think that's what I was on about? I didn't know where you were going. with him. Paul Gascoigne. No, this wasn't even that long ago. It was 2020, wasn't it? And it was a nil-nil draw. Well, a nil-nil win. It was a nil-nil win. It was the deadest game ever. I remember going to my mates to watch that and being like, fucking hell, let's go get licked off.

1:14:40Nil-nil win for Scotland. So I just sat there

1:14:41Chip:and I just enjoyed the game of football. Actually, there was nothing to enjoy about the game of football. It was terrible. Yeah, I've got no problem. This is what people are saying. Like, look, I'm half Scottish. I'm half English. People always get onto me about this shit. Just grow up, man. It's a game of ball. Yeah.

1:14:52Cal:Can a watch boy not catch a bat? Good delivery, bro. Are you going to get a Pakistan top? No, why would I do that? Are they in the World Cup? I don't know. I don't think so. Don't you still have one somewhere in your wardrobe? If they were in the World Cup, fuck it, man. I'd be rocking that. Split it down the middle. This team called... Curacao.

1:15:11Chip:Can't say I know any of the players. Curacao qualified after a 0-0 draw with Jamaica. They have a population of 155 ,000 people. Fun fact, AB has doubled the amount of subscribers and the country is slightly smaller than Manchester. That is actually insane. I got more than double. I'm about to hit 400k. Fair enough. Respect. Love that. Yeah, for the qualification.

1:15:33Cal:Cabo Verde have also qualified with 560k people. But that's mad because they are like milkmen and postmen as well. Imagine playing against fucking Messi and then you just go back to like, 80 also qualified. Fucking green milk. They didn't play a single game in Haiti due to it being too dangerous with violence and civil unrest. but they still qualified they qualified but they had to play in Caracal however you say it Curacao they had to play their games there because they couldn't play them in Haiti fine Ronaldo and Trump link up was crazy I'm not gonna lie Ronaldo's on a downward spiral and it's just getting bad it's getting dark he is one of the least likeable people I've seen in a while now

1:16:11Chip:yeah relax his aura used to just be unstoppable and it's like what's happened toughest watch that Piers fucking hell that Piers Morgan it was a worse now how's he calling the world cup a seven game tournament yeah that's crazy don't even care about it's not even really that impressive if Argentina win if I won it it doesn't change anything it does change everything yes you're back in the combo that's the highest prize and they're more likely to win it without him let's just be fucking honest

1:16:34Cal:I still want him to win it though like it would be I'm not gonna lie I don't fuck with him at all I think I put like Palmer above him in my all time ranking

1:16:43Chip:what CP 20 Messi, Palmer Ronaldo can stick about somewhere bottom 10

1:16:48Cal:shit I hear it alright let's go with Sky Sports Halo we don't need to get

1:16:54Chip:political on the podcast it wasn't political it was just shit it was so fucking funny in the worst way in terms of like a car crash it was bad the women's Sky Sports and it's all pink text imagine watching this game with a matcher you just know three 40 year old men are running that account like now what can we do got the worst team I wanted to be in the meeting they had like 24 hours after it launched and they've gone fuck fuck it lasted like 72 hours it's gone it's still here but yeah no they deleted all the video our intention wait was that an apology yeah our intention for Halo was to create a space alongside our existing social media social channels for new young female fans we've listened we didn't get it right as a result we're stopping all activity on this account we're learning and remain committed as ever to create in spaces where fans feeling included right if if someone was to like try and make the most triggering football page like the most like patronizing that's just rage mate it was it was rage mate yeah they just they did it it wasn't even like they missed it was just like are they going on our best tiktoker of the year i don't think they can bro the run was too short the best bit of i was there was like the there was people obviously saying like this is like bad this is patronizing them.

1:18:16And then the account was like backing it, being like, no, you're just like bad energy or someone. Don't bring the bad energy around here. And then yeah,

1:18:22Chip:24 hours later, it's gone. Someone didn't get their morning match. Oh no.

1:18:29Cal:No, that's so bad. I actually forgot to mention, I had three different categories that I wanted to add on to the thing and I had them wrote it down and forgot to bring it up. Well, you can now if you are. Now I guess that could go into my toughest watch category. Oh, that's, oh, toughest watch. All right. Yeah. I had least sound. I had least sound slash most jarring I had AB I had worse builds I had myself and Jack Joseph I don't like them I just thought I'd drag us under so that you're not a close you're not boys like that

1:19:05Chip:no you don't you've just called this build

1:19:09Cal:you know what's so funny I asked him of the day I was like oh do you want to be in a bid and he just replied saying like I want to touch you I was like you know it's funny in the office I was like nah you can put Jack in there he'll find it funny and I'm just fucking switching up on the board I think he will find it funny he's a comedian he's a man of the people plus why don't we just have one of those categories toughest watchers I think that's a pretty was that all your categories yeah worst build least sound and I was in there least sound or if you want slash most jarric if I'm not sound stop messaging me all the time what the fuck God forbid a white bodge is one of the messages mate also I can be baked for people that are not sound I think that's like the one thing you should look for in a message you need balance it's a spectrum what so I need to start you know what it is it's like you got Stanley's nominated one it's like you got good socks you got bad socks toughest watch chip phasing out during the pod that's gotta be in there yeah wait till this wait till this Simon Among Us comes out as well I don't mind I could take

1:20:08Chip:that's gonna be on me though Cal Frizi on Simon and Among Us

1:20:11Cal:yeah that's not my fault I was dead you're not going to speak when you're dead are you bro even when you're alive you're dead nah I was talking bro it's hard to speak over people are shouting I didn't want to see that's what I mean I didn't want to come in the category of most jarring you know what was winding me up bro like in the thing you were like nah I've barely played this game like you've played way like you've played enough to know this shit he was an imposter let me explain right I play Among Us once every six months and every time I come back the game has got so much new roles and stuff when I get them I'm confused you also die quite quickly I realise you don't watch it he dies quickly die quickly because I'm not really sure what I'm pulling on I'm easy pickings so you have to consistently play and I've never have but I'm committed to getting better now I'm committed to getting better I've been studying I think that's the thing you watch them all you've got nothing fucking better to do bro me and Ninja just fucking backing each other hearing Ninja be like oh I can clear ABR I was like what's going on why am I gaming with Ninja it was cool to play with Ninja to be there

1:21:08Chip:By now, the Among Us will be out. I imagine. Yeah. I don't think they're that far behind, are they?

1:21:12Cal:Yeah, I messaged you. I mean, I... Really, when's it out? You said this month, I think. Okay, sick. I messaged him saying, just do what you can for me, bro. Really? Sort me out in the edit, little boy. There's nothing to you. You can't fix what you did, bro. No, but the thing is, I'm speaking a lot when I'm dead. And I don't know if they use that voice. Wait, but were you like, unmute and talk to the other dead people? That's what you meant to do when you die. You talk to the other dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah yeah yeah I'll do that so yeah let's say

1:21:37Chip:okay toughest watches

1:21:38Cal:what have been the toughest watches

1:21:39Chip:of this year

1:21:41Cal:that's quite difficult no like yeah like an embarrassing moment kind of thing like oh the thing is with a real tough watch you can't actually watch it you gotta scroll yeah so it makes it difficult I've got a tough watch but it's not creative 8 inches and thick is a bit of a tough watch do you remember that girl that female basketball player and she's like doing the popcorn thing and she's like oh

1:22:02Chip:no but It's not a basketball player. It's somebody at a basketball game.

1:22:06Cal:She has herself as a basketball player. No, is she? Yeah, I think so. Oh, I know that one. I don't think that's this year. I thought that was last year. But I just saw it at my time. Like yeah, reminded me of it. And I was like, you know what? That was a funny moment. What's a father.

1:22:20Chip:Oh, wait, wait, wait. Have you seen that Indian version of a Tinder in real life? Nah, I think I saw it. Yeah, this is bad. It's so good. these guys here are you a vegan? what about a date? because of the snack and he's saying aura so tough they've watched like two sidemen tinders and be like boys we can do this yeah supposedly they're actually big in India I heard they're fair bro did not bro that was that's horrible the dream face reveal you know what didn't help is that he's like side on yeah No, the angle, it looks like an AI, like they've done that AI thing. Was he trying to show his new jawline?

1:23:05Chip:No, that was his face reveal. No, because he had a lot of work done.

1:23:08Cal:He had a lot of work done. Did he? Oh, yeah, tough watch though. I don't fuck with, like...

1:23:14Chip:That's you, AB. When you do the trim thing. Oh, can we put Hot Tour down as tough as watch? Was that the shit? No, Hot Tour. That was this year.

1:23:22Cal:What do you mean, tough as watch? That was actually, absolutely. I swear that was last year too, bro. And then watching Hot Tour as well. Have you seen what she's doing now? What's she up to? She's like streaming to five people playing at GTA with... Oh, bless her, bro. Don't laugh at somebody else's grunt. Bro, she did a fucking pump and dump. Yeah. She didn't mean to, bro. She didn't. She doesn't even know what the fuck is. Leave her alone. She's stupid as fuck then and let people... You know what I mean? I don't buy that. I was the creator that got taken a bad job. I don't think she meant to scam people, but still just fucking wise up.

1:23:48You know what I mean? We've all made mistakes, mate. She's playing Fortnite. Imagine showing that setup and then it cuts to you there.

1:23:55Chip:Yeah, it looked like you were going to be in a space gym. I can't really. Has there been any like bad apology videos? I need to jump back on Fortnite. No, you don't. You say this every pod. I just want to play that Simpson shit.

1:24:05Cal:It looks really fun. Every time, bro. Nah, what's this shit?

1:24:10Chip:Anyways, guys, look, we're going to wrap it up here. I feel like we've had a solid pod. That's a good pod. I've enjoyed myself. I've got a few giggles. Thank you guys. So like we said, it's that scratch my itch that I woke up with. Yeah, good. I'm happy to. Of course, we've got the voting system, guys. It will be, all the details will be in the description. make sure you get involved. Please get involved because your vote matters. Do that. Fucking

1:24:32Cal:hell. Yeah.

1:24:34Chip:There we go. Um, war careful. We were talking about hello. All right. Appointed. See you guys in the next episode. If you haven't already, make sure you subscribe. Give us a five star rating on Spotify and we'll see you next time.

1:24:47Cal:God bless you.