262. GK Barry Talks I’m A Celeb Secrets, Proposing to her Girlfriend & Top 5 Things To Sniff…

10:01Chip:that's why he always used to get bullied at school because he always had brand new school shoes on

10:06Cal:who old no seriously you've never heard you just pulled that out your ass

10:10Chip:have you never seen him say on useless hotline he said that back in the day you used to get bullied in school all the

10:15Cal:time because always had new school bieber goods company limited is the clark's family's company the clark family yeah yeah but there's loads of clarks and that no but that is his name's spelt with an e yeah because it's on his instagram he did that for aesthetics he has to put another another letter into it's like them football players that wear the glove for nothing martial catching strays on the fellas pod let's not talk about football no let's not

10:40Chip:thanks guys please please move on so wait have you been watching this year's Arm A Celeb yeah I've actually really been enjoying Angry Ginge he's good isn't he and Ruby Wax I think they're really sweet together also are you watching it no no you've got live no I watch clips of Ginge and Age Shona and H yeah

10:59Cal:are they porking I don't know they could be I saw the manager's quote saying it was more of a brother sister vibe but obviously last night putting up fires last night they're like consoling each other they're having pillow fights and then she's in the shower right giving it in the bikini and he's like this this is how he's looking at her that's how he did it what if it's just edited like that and like in reality he's like fucking looking at trios i want to believe in it because can you imagine like he's always gone for like like insta baddies really hasn't he and shown us like a really sweet what is it emmerdale coronation street soap well that would be just a great story wouldn't it great story

11:39Chip:yeah the the papers would love that i get but actually that's a good point like what we might get some paper time now that she's on bro what does that mean we might be in the papers why would

11:49Cal:we be in the paper because we got a little column stream guest oh grace keeling says this on the

11:55Chip:fellas yeah probably yeah edit this nicely yeah yeah so um who do you think is actually going to go and win it then i think ruby tom or h what makes you say tom because he's just like the sweetest little lamb he uses big words he's just so he's gay he's so lovely so what he just that's an auto win is it no i just think the public loves someone who's just kind inside and out i'd never fucking win that would you do it if either of you were asked would you do it yeah you should I would do it why would you not do it

12:31Cal:no I don't mess with that sort of stuff you've got to do it for the experience no

12:36Chip:genuinely I've got enough money now I'll go and ask somebody to recreate it for me in the fucking jungle think of your posture skydiving I've done that

12:44Cal:it's like obviously it's still not worth your time but it's good pay is it well Ginge got paid 100k didn't he which is still alright that's the rumour no no it's insane the Daily Mail said I got paid 150k I thought definitely not so what did you get paid for it well guess what I'm not telling you wait what did they say you got Grace 150k you probably got about 70 no

13:08Chip:no I knew you were down in the 40s no okay you don't have to

13:12Cal:say the number but is it way lower than what they said from 150k way lower yeah fine yeah way lower

13:18Chip:yeah yeah yeah okay it's probably 50 I love a little out of touch convo god forbid I wouldn't go on a show for 50k I would have spent two weeks of my life at 50k

13:28Cal:yeah that's what I'm saying like relative to like what you're already making obviously it's a lot of money but is it worth your time? that's what I was trying to say I say that congratulations bro 50 grand for two weeks of work that's why I said 100k was worth it and you get a lot of air time you could do like I'm telling you

13:47Chip:I'm one of those people it's really tough to like me it's really difficult what? so so no if i was put in that situation you see the way like ginge goes in and instantly everyone's like oh that's a nation sweetheart like i watch h h is like a magician in there yeah everybody i love h i didn't really know h before that and i'm there like nah you're actually a sick guy watching all these other people i'm just like you'd be jack osborne is he getting a bit of stick yeah maybe

14:15Cal:maybe that yeah maybe i would be like i saw that i saw jack osborne and like ginge like ginge was said something nice to him like don't worry men cry that classic fucking one-liner and then he's wheeled that out yeah which is nice to be fair and then something happened where ginge lied about stars can you explain so what jinge said oh i only got say like eight stars right yeah i was like it's okay like it's fine and then the bag came and he was like joking i got 12 and i was like what and then the next day jack was like you know like because you lied about that i don't know who you are. I don't even know if I can trust you.

14:49Cal:What, as banter or that? No, like being deadly serious and Ging was like well, sorry. Ging is holding himself together really well because I know on the inside he wanted to be like, you're a fucking idiot. Probably just wanted to smack him up. Yeah, but he really played that very well. Good for Ging. Good lad Ging. Losing weight in there too, I've seen it. He's lost a lot of weight before, but we've got a pet so I'm not allowed to call him fat anymore. Not that I was calling him that in the first place. Yeah But Good He said if he scored In the charity match That I had to stop Colin and Fat

15:21Chip:Yeah That's fair Do you Because I watched your TikTok That did really well Where you were there like Oh secrets about I just did another one today You did another one I don't know if I'm allowed to do that Nah because it's not like It's not like Ruining the show Yeah true Like you're just talking about Your experience Go on What are you saying Things that people wouldn't know Go on then Well you can say it Because your TikTok Will be out before this Go on You've got like a voice of God that speaks to you. Like if you are cooking something and you take it off, the voice of God is like, no, leave that on.

15:52Because obviously you don't know how to cook here. You've got like two bush telegraphs and there's four people that alternate and you get a psych that comes in. So when Ginge had his down day, he probably would have had the psych come in. What's the psych do? So they just speak to you and like reassure you, make sure you're okay so you don't quit the show. Or if you do want to quit the show, you have to speak to the psych.

16:13Chip:okay and like 100 did you ever have that when you did you have the site come in i only had her in once right i said get her fucking in now and they got her in they wheeled her in and then in a car they don't film it no it's in the medical hut which is like literally a hut and then um you just speak to them for a little bit i was like i am going to pass away from boredom and starvation oh so you were just bored because you couldn't doom scroll and i was like everyone here loves singing and i like i can't deal with this for another two weeks i cannot kumbaya around the fire it makes my ass hole go in i was like i can't deal with this she said to me she was like you're working like this is just work and when she said that i was like yeah you're so right damn yeah who was your favorite person out of that series rev well he was the he was your favorite Maura was funny as well.

17:09And Dean, I liked.

17:10Chip:Do you still keep in contact with anybody from it? Still Rev, Dean, Melvin and Maura. But sometimes on the group chat, like Colleen will put stuff in there. Oh, well, you got a group chat.

17:22Cal:What, like made after the show started? Yeah. So when you got back home, everyone was like, oh, here's a group chat. And it's still active now. Yeah. I mean, it's not as active, but it's. So you're in a group chat with Colleen Rooney. Yeah.

17:32Chip:That's pretty cool. She ever dropping. Can you send a pic right now of me and Chip in the group chat? Well, they'll probably go, who are they? And they'll have to go, well, guys. Guys, I was telling you, these were the fellas.

17:43Cal:I was telling you all about.

17:46Chip:Nah, so we're not getting in the group chat. Chill out, bro. Nah, get me in the group chat. Nah, I beg you. Nah, come on, bro. Chill the fuck out, bro. God forbid a man has a bit of business sense, bro.

17:56Cal:God forbid a white boy try to catch a virus.

18:00Chip:Always lines. Yeah, all right, you don't have to explain the job.

18:05Cal:All right, guys, stop acknowledging the bit. that is your biggest problem that is your biggest downfall stop acknowledging the bit don't respond to the oh my god the bit is it's just the bit the bit is you doing the bit Stanley I didn't even know you were there bro you need to chill on that

18:22Chip:chill with the bit unplug that motherfucker

18:25Cal:joking Stanley you got anything to say to grace

18:28Chip:yeah you got a question oh thank god it doesn't work

18:31Cal:you fucking muted it oh he's not speaking

18:34Chip:IRL mute alright Well that was Stanley everyone So How much of it is actually scripted? Did you ever get told to say certain things? No none of it is scripted None of it At all I mean I guess you can't do it Although the only bit I would say is scripted But it's not Is when you do the walking shots Walk into the trial Oh that's normal though And then you get to the camera And you have to go Tell people how you feel

18:59Cal:But that's not scripted You ever have to reshoot them bits Yeah the walking shots Takes about 40 minutes And you don't even walk to the trial oh wow how hot is it by the way out there in this thing my season was freezing it was raining the entire time but usually apparently it's really hot but I didn't experience that wasn't there a thunderstorm this year or something yeah I read that I don't know if it was true gathering some hot oh here's a little fun fact for you if there's a really bad thunderstorm you have to all get in the bush telegraph and sleep in there because it's dangerous bush telegraph

19:29Chip:what it's a tiny room it's a real tiny hut it's like a shed but there's no way that many people can sleep in there so there's two but if it's at the beginning like 12 what's after 12? 6 you have 6 in each and you're like this sleeping until it's safe to come out oh wow that's actually quite exciting see that would get me that would be like oh something different yeah something different did they film that? no and there's rats in there and stuff you don't want to sleep you do not want to sleep in there no wow good content though do you reckon people pork in there? I don't know it's hard because there's a camera I guess but showing her an H maybe that's what I was thinking Has that ever happened on I'm a Celeb?

20:06Chip:Surely not. People get freaky deaky. Would it be Katie and Jordan? No, the same person. Did Katie and Peter fuck in the jungle, do you think? Oh, maybe we could find out. Is that where they met? Yeah. That's a nice love story. Well. Well, it didn't end very well. Well, yeah, fine.

20:21Cal:What are you going to do? Yo, search history, sports, FBI.

20:24Chip:Has anyone had sex in the Celeb jungle? Jungle sex and hidden cave. It's got nothing to do with I'm a Celeb. No, I'm joking.

20:35Cal:What the Lord

20:36Chip:2023 this was What a load of crap I'm a celebrity Nah so is there anybody

20:43Cal:Oh yeah it's showing them here below Look

20:46Chip:Oh Katie and Peter So wait yeah you're right Katie and Peter might have just got Maybe it was in the sleeping bag

20:56Cal:Okay I couldn't help myself God damn Okay, so there was a little bit of a freaky deaky moment. Wow, okay. Oh boy. Well, anyway. Who even care?

21:09Chip:Nah, it's funny to him. No, but you can't be having, like, the jungle person shit that you get in there, like, you can't be having sex. What the shower situation's like. Very cold, and it's like a dribble of water, and you obviously can't go in naked, so you're having to do a quick, like, and then that's it. So you're not getting, like, a scrub down. No, and I had like full bush as well. Like, there's no way. No. Sorry to hear that. Thank you. But at the same time, like you said, are you glad you went on it? Yeah, I think it did a lot for me. Also, it was just really interesting to do. Who could say they've lived in a jungle for three weeks?

21:47Not many people. So I really enjoyed it. Is it three weeks?

21:51Chip:Is it three weeks? You're in there. That's actually eight. I think it's four if you make it to the final, but then you're also in holding for a week before.

21:57Cal:holding for a week before oh my god so wait where are you chilling in this holding bit hotel in australia no contact to the outside world yeah i'd be going i was going mental i was i was drinking i started smoking fags i was drinking it was very dark where is the actual camp how far is it into the jungle or is it not really like apparently it's not very far like you're you're in countryside for age it well i don't know because you're always blindfolded yeah that chess yeah so i actually have no idea apparently people say it's a nature reserve but i it was a jungle how long are you blindfolded for the entire time like give us a how many hours you reckon well the drive in there i would say was about 40 minutes blindfolded i'd actually get a little bit stressed i think i've got i felt sick yeah imagine being a blacked out van with a blindfold on like this and it's blacked out then and you got the blindfold on yeah surely surely surely just black out the van and that's it come on let's not muck about it they were mucking about why would they not want you to see the the room because they are building trials all around and they don't want you to see what trials are and also they probably don't want you to know your way out did you have to do anything where you jump out of anything no thank god but i said i was like if you fucking think i am jumping out of anything i will no this season you had to jump out of a helicopter only four people do it's usually like four people do in the other however many have to do a different thing oh because some people just won't they normally do the old i think that's probably the thing yeah i would do that i would have done that i think i'd actually say no i'd be like you know what i'll eat anything i'll eat anything but i ain't jumping out was there

23:34Chip:was there any uh trials that you just like bailed on i was exempt from eating trials because you can't yeah but i didn't i did all my trials like well i did one trial and i got zero stars that's bad why did that happen it was me and dean in this like tiny tube and he was on top of me and it filled up with water and i just couldn't breathe and the water was really cold and there were snakes and everything i was trying to dive under and i couldn't see enough and the tank was so small that i was diving like this like it was yeah then i just got zero stars some of the complaints that people are saying about this year's is the the trials aren't like like tough like they aren't like everybody's smashing them they're too easy they're not as hard this year but there was one that jack did and there was loads of underground like um what is it called like tanks and it's dark and you get the lid closed on you and it's underwater and you have to undo loads of stuff like bolts and get in the stars and it's all it was like seven of them can you come up for air yeah you can but there's like still like a little oh you're just locked in yeah you're locked into it no good but you got all the stars you know what i gotta give it some because

24:45Cal:on tv you're like oh you fucking pussy do it but i bet when you're just in there it's horrible

24:50Chip:that's really tough so what other tv stuff do you get up to got loose is that what you call it that's sick that you're like that cool what's loose women oh my god yeah love it i keep swearing on it what do you get told off well the last one no one clocked i did it so i was like well thank god because I said fucking and no one clocked because someone spoke over me so I was like I didn't even realise I said it and then the one before that I said shit well they're probably going to know now you've said it on this podcast

25:18Cal:is it live? yeah oh it is live and so if you say something like that you get in trouble yeah they can't mute you it's like when the commentators at football always go we apologise for that language that's what they had to do when I said it so what is sorry for not knowing but what is this women like is it like a talk show? yeah it's like four women on a panel and we just chat about subjects in the news then we have like a guest come on and they talk about whatever the fuck they want.

25:42Chip:Do they want me on? Yeah, they'd love you on. Actually, you would be good on there. You would be good on there. Give me a topic right now, we'll debate it. Something that would come up on Loose Online. What's in the news at the minute? Has it got to be in the news? The budget? The budget. How do you feel about the fact that you're being taxed more now, Probs?

26:00Cal:You can't come out of that in a good light, I don't think. Yeah. No matter what you say, someone's just going to be like, you fucking knob.

26:06Chip:now but there's an away are you but are you debating the budget on well we spoke about the budget on it last time i was on yeah were you out of your depth yeah i'm like oh i don't know yeah i just said everyone now this sucks now what tax oh i hate you guys yeah i don't usually know what's going on until i get there and i'm like oh that's what's happened in the news okay yeah give me another topic right now what's a good one what where do you feel like you came into your own Oh, if we talk about like reality TV or like something, someone's had an affair. Okay. And we've got to chat about that.

26:43Chip:I know they're like, is this person actually, is it all right or not? Yeah. Or like if they're talking about a Zen pic or something. Fuck, should we do? What's the equivalent of loose women? Oh, I guess every other TV show. Tight men. Fuck.

26:57Cal:What type men? Tight men. That was crazy. Loose women, tight men.

27:03Chip:of that's obviously just down for that exactly should we create tight men okay yeah yeah i think so i think that'd be lovely and it can mean so many things has there been is there is there a there is a loose man they do it like once every couple of months oh yeah and what does it mean

27:20Cal:bro we should be doing the tight men like tight booty holes frugal with money you know that's Yeah, literally that I'm not spending shit Tide can also mean mean You be on that mean shit sometimes Why have they called it loose women? Loose lips maybe Oh That probably could be it But I don't want to speak too much and get myself in something they call hot water

27:47Chip:Yeah, don't do that Because the mainstream eyes are dialed in on the pod right now Yeah, they're off comms watching right now. Yeah. My job's in your hands.

27:57Cal:Yeah, that's true. I was going to say, I saw a clip of you on TikTok or somewhere in the somewhere. And it was, you were like on a panel and it was like a TV show and you were with a guy that I always see on TikTok and I think he's called Frankie. Do you know who I'm talking about? Was this Jimmy Carr? I think so. Do you know who I'm talking about? Yeah, I know.

28:16Chip:I know. It was Jimmy Carr.

28:17Cal:Yeah, Elena Payne. Yes. Yeah, yeah. He was on that. I don't know if I called him an asshole or not. Probably. You call everyone an asshole though. Yeah, that's fair. Why was he on there? What was going on? So. What is this show? You have to, not them using our saving grace pick. This is it, yeah.

28:33Chip:Yeah.

28:33Cal:Oh shit. Hold up a minute.

28:35Chip:Where's the cheddar cheese for that one? That is not the official pick, guys. It's been AI'd as well. So wait, is this a show that you're always on? So yeah, every episode I was on this one and people come in and they just basically have to give us their stories of what they've done and we have to decide whether they're an arsehole or not. Also, like the subreddit. That's exactly what it's based off of. Right. Reddit, yeah.

28:57Cal:Nah, TV's actually in the mud. Yeah. Is it a popular show, this? I don't know. Or is it taking off at all? I don't know. I've had some people be like, oh my God, I watched that. Well, I've seen lots of clips,

29:07Chip:so it obviously is doing well. Yeah, yeah. It was quite fun to film, although I was in mute in the first two episodes. I was really scared. But you were nervous to speak. Yeah. How the fuck can you put me with two massive comedians? So you still getting nervous at this kind of stuff It was my first ever Show like that Well I thought You know what I see a lot of people People Think that you're a comedian And god bless I appreciate that Well you obviously are like funny enough to qualify for that Because I see a lot of people in TikTok comments And people are going like well duh she's a comedian I'll back it

29:41Cal:Thanks Jet No I genuinely thought that you'd already done a lot of this kind of stuff before So this was your first kind of panel where you sat down Yeah, I'd filmed one other show that hasn't been aired yet before that, but that was like very like fun, like lighthearted. Whereas this one was like, you're sitting down, there's an audience and you actually have to speak. That's pretty good. Have you got any other shows that you're like, oh, I'd love to do that. So you've done I'm a Celeb, now you've got this. I think Traitors would be fun. Traitors is a big one. We just spoke about that on the bonus.

30:10Really? Good on that. I'd be Kate Garroway. I'd be shit.

30:13Chip:Oh, did you know, by the way, I was sat next to her at a charity make some noise charity night and she was so lovely she is lovely and she was telling me all the gossip all the tea about trailers I'm a big fan of she came up to me she was like

30:28Cal:I watch all your vids I was like chill out I was like how do you know she's like I cannot wait for the South Africa train read I was like no way she knows now how does she know about the train lore exactly she obviously watches the pod gotta respect it she was dialed in sometimes the mainstream She kept going to me like,

30:46Chip:nah, what is your favorite burger? I was like, what? You know that video's out already.

30:51Cal:Yeah. She was referencing old food videos from a year ago. Like, remember when you went to that spot?

30:56Chip:No. And then my favorite bit, when she turned to me, she went, what was it like managing QPR? That's such old law. And we just sat there like, whoa.

31:05Cal:How does Kate Garroway know that about me? Pass. Not a clue what you're talking about. We know.

31:10Chip:I don't even know what we were talking about. She kept going like, oh who's your favorite FIFA 12 player I was like oh that's tough Muriel it's over bro you can't reference a bit I've acknowledged a bit nah you've acknowledged a bit you've got a fine system in your pod no what would I fine people for not fucking giving me advice to save grace that's one thing that pisses me off every single episode I've ever done right I'm going to end the episode with what bit of advice and every time is, ooh, what have other people? Come on, think on your feet. And then I have to, and then do you know what they do?

31:53Just be yourself, you smash it. Oh, fuck off.

31:56Chip:Like I'm literally begging you for help here. Yeah, I'm on my knees. I'm sorry, if I'm rocking up to somebody and I'm there like, I'm going through the shit right now. You gotta be on, yeah. And somebody turned around and went, just be yourself. I would, oh, I'd go for it. I'd check myself in. PR trained,

32:11Cal:I'll save you Don't wear this outfit again Why do you hate it? I love it

32:15Chip:I was gonna say Can I just say I'm actually joking No Wait no I was literally gonna say This is one of the best outfits I've seen you in recently Compared to some of the next stuff The bright pink Gym set That I wore for the basement yard Mental And we all have regrets in life Mental I'm not one to To comment on fit You know what it is

32:35Cal:You just gotta be yourself You're smashing it

32:38Chip:Great It's true

32:39Cal:It all comes It all loops back around to that one mantra, man. Be yourself.

32:45Chip:All right. Well, what we do on here is we do motivational quotes. So would you be willing to give us, me and Chip have got one. I don't. Now we don't have one, but we always pull out the bag. So lock in, bro. Are you giving your first? No, you go first and then we go. Live fast, eat ass.

33:03And in the summer, mow your grass. Oh, that's not bad.

33:09Chip:That's actually quite good. Because you do always forget and you don't want to be that neighbour with an overgrown lawn. That is... Because it's always our fucking number four, like a state of it, letting our neighbourhood down. That is true. That's what I... That's what motivation. I like that. Can you say that quickly again one last time? Live fast, eat arse and make sure you mow your grass in the summer. I fuck it. I fuck that. Fuck. No, it's still good though. Mow your grass because that can be interpreted in lots of different ways. Like shave your bush. I get wax now. Oh, really? Why don't you get laser?

33:36Too much.

33:37Chip:Really? Yeah. Okay. And I don't feel like that's healthy. Okay. Because one day the bush might come back. Then what? Well, does that happen? It just like appears out of nowhere. It's like, yo. No, it was in fashion. Because remember the 60s, bush was massive. Right. Yeah. I mean, yeah. So now it might come back. Yeah, that's a good point. And you don't want to have that permanent. You're like, nah, it can't be fashionable. Yeah. And sometimes, no. Okay. I just am stopping myself. So I carry on. That's good. Yeah. That's the PR trained in you. Yeah. I'm proud of you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

34:07Chip:Thank you. I don't want to get in there. Thanks, guys. What was your inspirational quotes? Do you want to go for it or shall I? I've got a little something. I've been trying to cook up. Drop the old timer. No, no, no, no, no. There's always got to be new, bro. We're not pulling out anymore. Something new. Yeah, Grace might not know. No, no, no. We've got listeners that will just go, mate, you're pulling out recycled gags. What are we doing? I can't remember.

34:26Cal:I'm trying to think of one now. It's something to do with dropping money down a sewer grid. Sewer grid? If you drop a tenner in a sewer grid, you wouldn't put your hand in there. And what that means is... Can't you just say drain? It means you wouldn't put your hand in shit for something so little. I don't know. It depends how...

34:45Chip:Especially, obviously, that's a reference to the budget as well. Exactly. This is from a POV of an MP.

34:52Cal:It's like MP POV. So fucking Daily Star. Shove that one up your crack pipe. But what is something that you actually would put your hand in shit for? Not a tenner. So don't go chasing shit. I would put my... If my dog shout on a tenner, I would... what's it but would you would you open up that sewer grid drain well you need to go in there fine drain like sewer grid isn't it no because i'm not a drain a drain's too far even if i drop

35:21Chip:my phone in a drain i'll be like fuck it see problem out of touch 10 pound fine you're getting out of touch i don't know how to open a drain if i knew how to open the drain i would i would open I've said drain too many times but I would open it

35:33Cal:I saw a really shit one the other day can I bring you that was cracking up because all the comments agreed with me like this was actually shit but the guy who said it said it like he dropped knowledge he was like okay talk amongst yourself I'll remember it oh for fuck's sake alright this was really good like I'm actually gonna lock out for a moment okay let me think of this because it was really funny I've got one carry on the pod please

36:00Chip:Yeah. If the camera's on smart, right. And what that means is like, what that means is like, when it's time to fucking go, we got to go. You know what I mean? Like, I've got mine. I've got it.

36:17Cal:That was so shit.

36:23Cal:That was so shit.

36:24Chip:But I've got a shit on one. All right.

36:28Cal:If I gave you 10 million pounds right now, Would you want it? Would you take it? Yeah, I'd take it, bro. Now, what if I said this? If you take it, you die tomorrow. Would you still take it? Probably not, no. That means that you waking up tomorrow is worth more than 10 million pounds and just wake up with a smile. What?

36:51Cal:What? What?

36:56Chip:Oh, shit. Those dons on TikTok are the best.

37:02Cal:No, but you don't understand. He's done it in front of the halls. It's a street interview. It was brilliant. It was just brilliant. The guy that was interviewing, he was like gobsmacked. Like he's dropped fucking. Serious. The words of scripture fucking. Recited from the library of Alexandra. Whatever the fuck it's called. Right. Hello. That was the geezer. You're using my line again. It was a government, bro. Stop telling everyone your trick. That's the budget. Stop telling everyone about the infinite money glitch.

37:40Don't watch this podcast. I'm so happy. Oh, my God. Give us another one, Grace. Another one. Clip it.

37:47Cal:Clip it.

37:48Chip:No. No, Mitzi, Mitzi. No, you've just referenced the bit, bro. Oh, shit. Broke the fourth wall. Oh, my God. everyone does one more

38:02Cal:no bro I've done my bit I have done my work I need to come back oh my god an inspirational I think Cal needs to come up with some because he said when the camera's on smile smile it's like it sounds like quite deep

38:17Chip:that is smile no that's what I mean it's just one of those you've got to think about for a minute

38:22Cal:no I remember there was some Drake lyrics similar to that and when I was a kid I was like I'm going to get a tattoo i remember just being like nah just like give me a year till i'm 17 i'm getting that one it was like you're fucking so much to do with life being a rehearsal

38:38Chip:i remember it's so funny what like wait wait type in drake drake drake lyric rehearsal oh

38:45Cal:it's gotta be like that and i remember being like nah that's so profound i like that oh practice

38:51Chip:Oh, this is a tune. You've been practicing.

38:57Cal:Oh, it all lines up as well. 2011. Is this the one? Nah, this ain't it. Nah, it might be. I don't think it is. I don't recognize these lyrics. Control F rehearsal.

39:06Chip:Oh, fucking mental. It's one of his early door songs. Yeah, this is an early door song though. Practice by Drake.

39:12Cal:If you just control F rehearsal there, but obviously you don't know how to do that. You what? You would have just found a lyric without having to search through the lyrics.

39:19Chip:Control F, Joby. it's all good though bro

39:21Cal:don't worry about that I'm not looking forward to playing Arc Raiders with you bro yeah I'm better at that than I'm googling you know that no what have you said you're better at a video game than typing in words on it now we're having a tiff

39:33Chip:on the pod sorry about this sorry he's so bad at googling what have you said about do you have this problem

39:39Cal:with Georgia never you gotta Georgia do you wanna jump up and see what happens we need to start talking about alt and f4 by the way this is our this is our guy

39:49Chip:Do you know how to find Words on a page? No

39:53Cal:I don't either

39:54Chip:Oh my god No yeah hang on a minute

39:55Cal:We might see What do you mean? This is crazy Hang on a minute No I can't believe it Carl's having to go over To the producer desk I've never seen this before All the audio listeners To show him how to Control an F I've never What words would you want?

40:07Chip:Rehearsal No I ain't ever Did you know how to do this? I've never seen this before

40:12Cal:You've never seen it? Control F Control F yeah Oh Stanley like Stanley bro Nah I feel like I'm looking at backs in the comments here. It's not some life pro tip. It's not a hack. Like this is just common. We have opened your eyes or now you're going to be sweet. I didn't know this was a thing. I feel like you don't use computers much, but do you know how to do that? No. You don't mess around with computers though, do you? Never. You have a laptop. Dan, you knew that one. Yeah, I never use it. Yeah, Dan said, of course. No, he fucking didn't. Yeah, of course. You kind of don't need to use it, I guess, do you?

40:39What do you need to use computers for? Well, like in your line of work. I edit on the phone. Because if you've got an edit. Oh, YouTube videos. I'll edit on my phone.

40:49Cal:YouTube videos on your phone? Yeah. Oh, YouTube videos. That sounds a bit complex. Complex? You're doing it on CapCut? Yeah. You've got CapCut Pro? No. That's... Yeah, fine.

41:01Chip:What do we talk about now, Grace? What do you want to speak to the fellas about?

41:04Cal:You guys are getting married soon. Yeah. Congrats. Shit, let's go. Is Grace invited? Fuck, she's on the list.

41:10Chip:She might be. Really? Nah. Oh, wait. Hold on. beef alert are you gonna get married no don't I've just put a beef alert out and you try to change the convo how come you didn't come to my engagement party what was that I did I did forget I did forget that's so bad isn't it I did forget easy to forget that's a big moment for me as well your wedding gift will top it all oh oh okay it will top it all you're actually doing well to get an invite here because I love free shit

41:39Cal:I know you do this is my she got bad as well 10k minimum is what we want Okay, I can do that for you. For both of us. Wait, what? What the hell? Well, I'm just going to take you off then. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. Sabina will put me back on.

41:52Chip:Yeah, probably. That's my queen. When are you going to propose? Not yet. Who would be the one that proposed? It's me, but I've just got the... I'd look like you running, like doing the... I mean, like on my knee. Like I'd have your like neck. What? I can't. I hate you. I can't have that. Why is it you? You guys decide that? She asked me to be her girlfriend. So I would then propose. Oh, is that how it works? And also, I'm going to be like the one walking down the aisle, you know, like second. So you're the man or the woman? Well, actually, we're both women. So I don't know why I said it like that.

42:23Chip:Yeah. No, I was just trying to figure out the role. So you'd be like the woman. Yeah. Yeah. But then the woman doesn't propose usually. But then when there's both women. I like that. Just do whatever you want. Yeah. I'm going to do what I want. And yeah, I'm going to have to. I don't know whether I'll do the knee yet. I might just do it standing. Oh, no, no. Do the knee. Definitely. I think it's just weird if you just stood there like, yo. Really? Yeah, I think it's weird. It felt right being on a knee, you know? Did it? No, I'm actually getting emotional. Did you guys do it in the mirror, like practicing?

42:52Nah. You just did it?

42:53Chip:Raw dog. I know how to kneel, so I was sweet. Yeah.

42:56Cal:I actually was like, I'm forgetting how to do it in the moment. I was like, wait, am I doing the kneel wrong? And then I just locked the fuck in and I said, God, chill out, bro. Don't poison my mind with that shit. I said, let me handle this.

43:09Chip:I got this one, big dog.

43:11Cal:you chill out for a moment go smoke a J or something bro kick back take it easy up there big guy nice

43:19Chip:you believe in God? um no only when things are going bad huh? I don't know though I think oh my god I listened to this podcast the other day it's well interesting it's basically how we're all energy and when we die we all stay in the universe but we're energy still that's why you still get signs I believe that but we don't go heaven or hell so how does that how does it work exactly that how does that energy knock about it's the soul okay and we're in the atmosphere because there's energy all around us at all times and we just add to that energy we're all energy so so can somebody be a bad energy then very bad energy really and yeah especially if their soul is not it's still stuck or like they've they've had some traumas so well and that soul can just knock about like different places and like bring bad energy to you yeah well have you ever seen like exorcist shit souls bad energies you can always tell if they're there

44:16Cal:yeah really get stuck in this plane because they're trauma and shit haunting people oh you should have you ever been to a haunted house yeah i have done did you believe in it no grace talking about souls and the fucking light start did you do that was that joke did you do that what you think we have no you're fucking with me look does it always do that though it happened like a year ago no it wasn't that long ago if someone's here make a sign wait that's for i saw your hand it's happened once before in the pod

44:55Chip:i would do and i would do like i would say like outrageous things and it would take your hand off if someone's there make a sign no what I can't keep both of you in my arm okay fine I can't maybe it's gone maybe it's gone that was you

45:09Cal:it's gone it's obviously gone it knows it gigs up so you get bad energy

45:13Chip:from certain things like what's one thing that you just don't fuck with because of it's bad energy oh um table clubs shih tzus oh the dogs I just fear they're not good energy really yeah is that because of quiet um uh Toby Carvery's nah very bad energy all the food's out what

45:37Cal:oh I did get ill from Toby Carvery yeah see that something's not right yeah I agree with that something's not right there and what else I do believe that some really big celebrities you can't have got that big just off talent okay

45:56Chip:like who who do you reckon does that I just feel like I love Beyonce and I think she's an icon, but I think there's something going on there. Okay, a little conspiracy. Yeah. Beyonce as icon.

46:08Cal:I'm getting people behind the curtain right now.

46:10Chip:Yeah. Yeah, we've seen... Did you see what I mean about those dogs? We've seen some shit. I don't mind them. What? No, they're ugly as hell. That is a bit of a weird... They look like they just complain all day. They look AI. A little bit, yeah. Actually, it looks a bit like my dog, so... Yeah, how many dogs you got now? Three? I just remember noodle No I've got three Peanut, noodle, what's the other one? Right noodle, sherry baby and kimchi Oh I've got sherry baby Oh kimchi like the Japanese cabbage No like the Of course it's the fucking Japanese cabbage What else is called kimchi?

46:47Cal:That's why I said it What do you mean though? That's why I said it and this guy did repeat what I said No I'm saying why would you have to clarify That's like me her going oh it's called strawberry and you go oh what like the fruit fine i've made an observation you've backed up thank you thank you thank you for doubling down on my observation don't try

47:06Chip:and claim it as no i can't believe i got two low iq fucking libtards getting at me

47:18Cal:i just thought it would be good on the pod Left wing Left wing What the hell

47:29Chip:That's a mental What does contemptuous mean

47:32Cal:Like A contemptuous Contemptuous means Showing Contempt Scornful Egregious So what

47:39Chip:It's just like an angry Left wing person Alright

47:42Cal:I think it's like They're blindly angry Or they just believe In their beliefs To this point Where it's like Yo chill the hell out Smoke a J What the fuck Why It's called Zaza Not you bro

47:54Chip:that's even worse can we move on to that purple aid can I ask what the lesbian graph is let's look at the lesbian graph oh what is it like football players

48:04Cal:so this is all lesbian football players but it's linked to where they've like all their relationships so look oh my god you've got like someone here and it shows their exes rumours and then someone here you'll have like the wife of this and it just just goes oh my god it's a web it just goes and you can search them yeah you can search for who's in what's that Grace's name no Grace oh wait wait can we get Ella type Ella Ella's not in there oh because she needs to be

48:32Chip:a higher level what the hell no no I'm just saying how does it work then do you need to be of like a certain play in a certain league

48:39Cal:I think it's probably

48:40Chip:going to be certainly oh right then she would be on air maybe they don't know her exes yeah probably that yeah it's not in here do you have give me who's another lesbian footballer that you know I don't know I don't know Katie McCabe Okay we'll go with that Is she on there? Oh wait have you seen this before as well? Here we go Katie McCabe So she's with Caitlin

49:06Cal:Claudia Pina She's fucking good on FIFA So an ex Her ex is Little John We love Rousha Rumour to be dating Jade Moore Like here The ex to her who's now wife with her oh my god who was rumored with her it just oh wow this is insane by the way who the hell's got the time to go and update this no crazy Sam Kerr Sam Kerr there to wife to ex oh wow to ex

49:39Chip:to wife what imagine they did this for celebrities yeah like everyone that would be good that would be really good yeah yeah okay I enjoyed that It's a bit confusing. They could do it. I think they could do that a better way because it looks a little bit like a globe.

49:55Cal:Yeah, I think that's intentional. I find it quite hard to follow. It reminds me of life. When you zoom out the universe. When you have to take a step back. You're looking at the cosmic web of Gyal. That's literally what that is. It literally is that. The cosmic web of Gyal. That was the lesbian girl.

50:20Chip:we've got some lesbian stereotypes. This is not from us. Do you not know many lesbians?

50:25Cal:You, I know yourself. Thank you.

50:28Chip:I've got people in my family are lesbians. Really?

50:31Cal:I must know more. I'm a very tight-knit kind of person. I'll like keep it cute to myself.

50:36Chip:Okay, well, we'll go through some of these and you just let us know like yay or nay.

50:40Cal:Okay.

50:42Chip:Lesbians only date within tight-knit friend groups. No, I think. no but in the lesbian community it's usual that you would know people that has been with so like the web okay yeah like the ground yeah like the cosmic web yeah yeah okay i like that

50:58Cal:all right next one is lesbians dress like they shop at the same free stores yeah i i mean i don't even want to comment but i'd say yeah do you think no because that would be like more masks i guess wouldn't it what whereas stems would probably dress a little bit different what's this terminology So a STEM is a girl that's quite girly, but also quite tomboyish. So like they maybe dress quite boyish, but they'd have like lash extensions. Oh, okay.

51:26Chip:Okay, that's a STEM. Yeah, a mask is like a quite masculine. Oh, got you, got you. And a femme would be like a very feminine. Okay, so a STEM is just an in-between. Yeah. All right. Got you, got you. So you're saying that they, so who looks like they shop at the same three stores? A STEM and a... I don't know, maybe a mask would. What if you're full girly? That's a femme. Yeah.

51:50Cal:Okay. Come on, bro.

51:51Chip:Sorry, I'm just trying to get it all down. You know how it is. Lesbians only date people exactly like themselves. Are you and Ella the same? No. No. I think that's a lie. That's a bad stereotype Stanley. Yeah, a naughty stereotype. All right.

52:06Cal:Knows every plant's Latin name. I don't know what the fuck that means. What does that even mean? Oh, I guess a lot of them like plants. maybe that's like the vegan ones though yeah

52:16Chip:there are probably a lot of vegan lesbians right surely no yeah I was thinking out loud I don't know okay we'll move on to the knows one skill deeply I mean that surely everybody knows one skill deeply anyways what would you say is the one skill that you just say like I am better than everybody in this room at this said skill

52:45if you don't know it's M to the B

52:49Cal:is that your skill is that a skill though or is that I don't have anything else yes you do you're very talented you're probably the wittiest in the room how about that thank you that was nice yeah I'll take that okay we'll go with that one fucking burned me to say it though inside I'm at it go on what's next collect ceramic I like mugs like Pokemon. I do love mugs. I love mugs. Mugs are good. They're so nice. I think straight people can collect mugs. Yeah. Girls in general love mugs. Batch's girlfriend loves mugs. Yeah, yeah. A little glass of tea. A cup of mug of tea. Glass of tea. This guy's an idiot, eh?

53:30Cal:Don't acknowledge a bit.

53:33Chip:Oversized hoodie connoisseur. I feel like that's every girl ever. Yeah. The moment they get their hands on an oversize. 165. I do love it. Ella does as well Ella loves 165 She might be like the biggest

53:47Cal:She's putting us on and we love her for that Thank you so much

53:50Chip:Thank you for putting us on Too many house plants But also too many dead house plants Never had a house plant in my life You're giving Ikea a plastic plant I love a plastic plant Maybe you're not a lesbian No but Ella's never had a plant No I just think No A lot of maintenance I think these are These are like Specifically about lesbians That like Have like tote bags And like a septum piercing Like these are quite like Peace and love lesbians Alt Alt lesbians Okay Okay Okay Right We're going to ask for you To explain different lesbians I think this is actually Really important for our audience Just to become more educated We are learning about him I'm learning Okay Oh my god And that's the lesbian They chose to use there There we go Okay so There's 27 types of lesbians That's a lot of types of lesbians to remember So the first one we have here Butch lesbians Yeah that would be more like a manly lesbian The masks Yeah and I'd say maybe like ones with undercuts I would put in What's an undercut?

54:54You know when the bottom's shaved

54:55Cal:Oh fuck that goes hard Oh it's like a That's a hard fit Yeah yeah that's hard Alright I actually mess with that trim you know That's what I'm saying Oh stud lesbians A stud I feel like I thought a stud was similar to or maybe a stud's just I don't want to get this wrong is it like someone who kind of would be male like you would think they're male

55:16Chip:I think they're just natural no makeup like yeah it does sound similar I feel like mask and stud to be fair

55:24Cal:this one says that studs the stud lesbian identity is reserved explicitly for black lesbians

55:30Chip:oh shit my bad there you go lipstick lesbians so is this just is this just femme lesbian yeah I think it is it says interchangeably is that is that when two girls that are feminine like femme for femme I think so right okay does that work do you think can you have two of the same yeah yeah that works is it rare or I don't think it's rare but I think people don't like if you were dating someone that also look femme they just wouldn't assume you're together probably yeah okay right okay so what are you are you femme I'd say so yeah And then what does Ella go under? She just wouldn't go under a term, I don't think.

56:10But I think if she was to, she was not in a part. I'm kind of like that. Maybe she'd be a stem if she had to be, yeah. She's a stem. On her own thing.

56:17Cal:Yeah, I like that. Chapstick. Fuck knows. Is that just too? Fuck knows. There's so many. There's 27 there. Can I be honest, bro? There's too many. I'm going to be honest. What did we have down? What was it, Georgia, about the... Something about cubs and things and stuff like that.

56:37Chip:Like for example Pull that up I'll know them all You could have a touch me not I'm pretty sure a touch me not is a thing What are you laughing at? Get them up now Get the cubs up and all that Get them up now I'm not talking about the baseball team either Would Chip be a cub? Chip's a cub

56:59Cal:Chill out guys you've seen me in the mirror I'm getting there

57:05Cal:I always get Oh wait hold on Zoom in

57:08Chip:We can do it by body

57:09Cal:Oh I might be twunk Can I get twunk? Nah Nah

57:12Chip:I'm a fucking

57:14Cal:The thing is I'm too I'm um I think I'm too hairy To be a twink Would you be a fox cow? I'm not bear I'm foxed up right now Bear No wait wait wait Nah bear's too big Like I'm not big enough for that I think I might be Maybe I am just a twink Maybe you're a twunk No you're a twunk A twunk is an older twink, no? I'll take that to be fair. He's got a little complexion going on. He's got a little tan.

57:39Chip:Yeah. Ooh. So just so everybody listening, we've got, these are the different ones we've got. We've got twink, twunk. Bear. Sounds like Calix just saying twink. Cub and jock. Twunk. Bear, cub, jock, wolf. Now imagine being there like, oh, what type of guy are you? I'm a wolf. Otter. No, you don't want to be an otter. I think you're an otter. I was thinking that.

58:03Cal:Really?

58:04Chip:No, because they got mad hair on the chest. I'm quite like a hairless cat. More like a fox. Yeah, I think I'm feeling foxy. That's weird. Bull and chub. You'd be cute. Hey there, chub. American parents call their kids chub, you know. That's crazy. That's quite cute though, little chub. Come on, chub. Is that not a word for a penis? You chub? Yeah. Yep. Oh, like, have you got a chub on? Yeah, have you got a chub on? That's good. No, that's it. Full mast actually, sweetheart. What the hell? That took me a while. I was like, what? Oh my God. Wait, have you got the new G-Wax? No, I've got to wait.

58:44Chip:How long do you have to wait? I'm going to wait till March.

58:47Cal:Why? What's the situation with that? I just got to wait because of the tax. Yeah, I hear that. It's been mad. Oh, as in you don't want to spend the peas yet? Yeah, I hear that. Have you ever done poppers? No, I don't think I have. You would love poppers. why what do they do have you not tried poppers either is that the one that opens up your bum yes but I don't do it for that but sometimes you'll take the lid off and it's like strong and it makes you be like woo like it just makes you a bit lightheaded like sniffing salt I don't know sniffing salt feels a bit extreme though no like that knocks you off your feet this doesn't knock you off your feet makes your ass a bit loose makes you feel a bit weak

59:23Chip:wait why are those two hand in hand what is it that you take like because gay men would usually take like sniffing during sex to make them a little bit loose but like i if i was drunk or something you would just be a bit of fun and what you sniff a popper so it's in a bottle and you take the lid off and it's like liquid and you're saying it's illegal it's legal they sell it in vape shops oh oh valid mainly around so wait should we do a fucking popper pot yeah oh my god rip some poppers on the pod little christmas that that would be great couple drinks couple pops so what will i be like i'm not gonna be like buzzing no it only lasts like a couple of seconds.

1:00:00And then you're like, sometimes it makes your head feel really hot. And then you're all right. Okay. Well, I'll take that on board. Thank you. Is that advertiser friendly, do you reckon? You're technically just... Well, I mean, they're legal. Type in poppers. You'll probably get them off Amazon. Really? Yeah. Let's have a look.

1:00:18Cal:What are they made for that? I guess it's not going to come up. Well, it's not made for anything else. Like, let's be... Well, what is it? What's it actually? Sniffing poppers. Let's type in sniffing poppers.

1:00:30Chip:no go on to web what are you doing Stan

1:00:33Cal:I ate

1:00:34Chip:he's on google shopping I'm dead oh maybe that's why only user ever to use google shopping trying to buy it amyl nitrate yeah get some of that

1:00:43Cal:in the fucking brain it's on talk to Frank is that a good thing wait is it legal wait it's a whole segment we might have to no it has to be legal well yeah they sell it in shops in Soho.

1:00:59Chip:Here we go. Sniffing pop is legal. Sniffing pop is generally legal to possess.

1:01:05Cal:In the UK but their legal status is complicated while in the United States it exists in a legal grey area. Poppers are not classified as a controlled drug meaning possession and personal use are legal. So as long as you're using it for yourself you're sweet. It's a medicine. If you get it as that it's technically a medicine. Right. Fuck. Give it a different name. But they're called weird things. Retailers generally market poppers as room deodorisers leather cleaners on nail polish pass me the leather cleaner right now often including labels not for human consumption maybe we have to cut this then wait no it says I think this is like sniffing glue sniffing links sniffing petrol okay

1:01:40Chip:yeah it's not like we've done it from sniffs glue though so it's fine I love sniffing petrol yeah it smells so good yeah I think like how about we do this right now top five things to sniff legal things to sniff Petrol's in there, surely. Petrol, for me, might be one. What's that rub that you put when you've got a saw? Tiger Balm. Tiger Balm. Love Tiger Balm. So good. Vicks. Vicks, yeah. Yeah. Same thing.

1:02:12Cal:Same thing, yeah.

1:02:16Chip:I love Tiger Balm shit. What else? I just put some. Oh, freshly cut grass is one for me. I don't know. a bit of fresh frug grass on a full pitch or it's good

1:02:28Cal:what the fuck are you getting I'll bet that you've been in the field it's all in clumps and stuff like that oh it's good it does feel fresh oh yeah to be fair people have got hay for you

1:02:38Chip:fucks but oh what else is there that just like salty sea you can get behind that I don't love on holiday

1:02:46Cal:you're on a boat oh I tell you what donuts the ones of Blackpool pleasure beets yeah oh yeah

1:02:53Chip:I know the ones that are like fresh off the press. Fresh off the press donuts go mental.

1:02:59Cal:What are the good food smells? There's got to be loads. There's got to be just so many. New laundry. I like them car fresheners

1:03:10Chip:that come in a little circle box. But that's literally like that is...

1:03:13Cal:It's the purpose.

1:03:14Chip:That's the purpose. Yeah, exactly.

1:03:16Cal:Ah, that's valid from you.

1:03:17Chip:Yeah. So why don't we do some things that are a bit out there?

1:03:19Cal:Yeah, okay. I got you. What about... an armpit of someone you love it's not a bad shot but i'm not sure if i love it a little like after a long day well like a pheromone just a little sweaty armpit oh love it

1:03:38Chip:really yeah truffle pig be saying that sort of shit as well who the fuck is truffle pig language first of all and second of all you didn't even come to the engagement party so why the fuck do you care oh wait that's what you call that's not what you call her right that's what you call Truffle Pig yeah Truffle Pig why do you call her Truffle Pig because she's undercover you could have picked a nicer no that's her gamertag

1:04:01Cal:it's her name okay alright

1:04:04Chip:it's her Xbox name she's not playing Black Ops 7 or what nah she started asking to play Ark Raiders that's why I'm on it oh yeah Ark Raiders Ark Raiders Ark Raiders do you play video games no but Ella does does she Ark Raiders Get her on it Warzone Yep Fez Battlefield maybe Yeah I don't know Should we play Mario Kart? No Love Mario Kart I like Disney Dreamlight Valley You've got to rescue all the Disney That ain't even me

1:04:31Cal:That's a different shit You've got to rescue all the Disney characters And you've got to keep the land alive You've got to really Because It's hard They all have needs They all have wants The Switch Oh Go on then

1:04:45Chip:oh we're giving one away to a follower

1:04:48Cal:new book smell that is also a decent shout new what? book smell

1:04:52Chip:yeah love that

1:04:54Cal:people say in rain smell of pizza it's kind of just a known smell isn't it your dog dog's paws yes

1:05:05Chip:dog's paws absolutely 100 % yeah although also in the top 5 is that my dog's breath what? that's the worst

1:05:14Cal:never oh yeah yeah yeah horror or a dog fart oh they're bad yeah don't show them get in here fonds enjoy your own stench you fucking filthy animal

1:05:33Chip:uh what a movie what a good time that we always have when you're on the pod thank you you know what's so funny is you checked out about 15 minutes ago I did yeah but I enjoyed the smell part no but what I've and the reason why you checked out I think is because usually your pods are like 45 minutes long 50 minutes long I've just wanted to snus for the past 20 minutes so I've been waiting for the camera not to pan on me alright well let me just tell you a quick story fucking do it now let me just tell you a quick story

1:05:59Cal:wrap it up bro fries fries bag now

1:06:03Chip:nah nah she's just fucking recharging the batteries we got another 10 minutes min

1:06:09Cal:how many dots is it like five sick yo that's crazy

1:06:12Chip:you ever hit that Cuban shit I don't know what you're talking about what's it called 60 G's 60 M G's oh is that the Pablo's Ella's tried them before and we've run out of them they are they make you feel a bit sick though just a bit too much you can only have them in for like a couple minutes before you're like yeah I can't do them burns yeah I don't I don't know they kind of send me a bit west what is the worst brand that you would get sponsored by like one of the most controversial ones that you'd let this podcast be sponsored by Well we can't say that No yeah we can Why? The most controversial brand I think We Or even the most controversial products No no no Yeah I like this question a lot This is good podcasting

1:06:53Cal:Yeah what would we

1:06:55Chip:The most controversial Flex tape Ocean Gate Ocean Gate Sponsored by Ocean Gate What?

1:07:04Cal:What's Ocean Gate? The Titan Submersible that went down to I think it's gone bankrupt though so I don't think it's feasible imagine doing a pod from a submarine I'd love that my dream is to go on a submarine for a month Andrew Tate says cool I'm going to sponsor the pod for a week are you taking it?

1:07:20Chip:hmm that's interesting I would say no I'd say no thank you Andrew even though you guys are like good friends because you've been on the pod

1:07:28Cal:yeah no I lost his number though oh my god yeah yeah paint drying also smells really good

1:07:34Chip:I hear that yeah it's good one oh that wood varnished wood Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy

1:07:40Cal:Now listen Done

1:07:43Chip:Alright moving on Moving on Who would be Someone dead sir Someone dead I think that's just from the pillow You know what they say though When you find a feather It's someone who's died Really? Oh my god Well I found one in the bonus app What does that mean? What does that mean? Don't know Someone dead sir So they're here for you So is that that energy thing That you're talking about? Shit it's gonna be funny We're all good together We're all good Yeah making sure not you with that fucking light again it's not me i'm telling you it's not me have you ever burnt sage yeah one time gassed out the house i didn't know you were meant to like open doors and shit and i was like fucking hell yeah yeah i've burnt sage before didn't redo much do you know who you need on your party i don't know why we're going between these crazy this is how you know that we're just letting it loose right Max Kadar oh my god last night I had a thought I thought I thought I need to stop saying it I can't though right I thought I should get Max Kadar back on because he's popping off at the minute and he's hilarious right now we need him on so funny you had him on just after locked in do you remember yeah yeah yeah he's gotten even funnier he's so funny he's so good you've seen the clips on the family ties it's unreal the bit where he talks about when he went in hospital and he was doing the surgery and they asked him what accent he wanted and he said just make me calm just make me calm bro

1:09:11Cal:nah just play it let's head you play it oh the one way it's like why don't you boys shout me for food that one said yeah

1:09:17Chip:crank it full vol bro to the right hey go alright my boys how did the thing with your voice actually happen what do you know

1:09:31Cal:I don't know if I can do this without you This podcast is going to be all laughing bro Really I was in hospital because basically when I was younger I had a surgery, throat problem And asthma breathing Rare stuff Bro I got bad chemicals Like bad stuff I'm fine I figured like I'm calm now You learnt and you got healed Yeah yeah yeah

1:09:53Chip:Bro I had like 15 surgeries in my life For real? Man had a camera down my throat

1:09:58Cal:It's like getting mad serious And it switches He came to me Hi We could do a side review With an American accent Australian accent Or British accent Or what You know Trust me Then I say to them Oh just make me cough

1:10:17Just make me cough He's so funny Have you seen when he tries to call all the girls And none of them pick up And all their phones are off

1:10:23Chip:They're so good So good In the video that we When we had him last on the pod we did a thing right and he actually brought it up in his video but i think it got cut we did like uh uh we were there like oh can you pick up any girl who was like yeah yeah with a lot all right introduce it we brought a girl on the pod right it's still no idea where we got this girl from by the way and he just starts panicking on the spot completely fumbles it oh it was so funny so good i'd love to see i wonder what he'd be like in a relationship i just I can't imagine it.

1:10:55Cal:Oh, he's so funny. Oh my God. He looks so different there. Yeah.

1:10:59Chip:He's still annoyed that because of the light in his skin doesn't look that good. But his skin's so much better now. Yeah. He slayed the skin. Yeah. It was such a funny clip that I remember this. God bless him, mate. Yeah. He's a good guy. He'll get better. I hope he gets better. I hope he gets better. No, you can't say that. Nah, that's bro. Nah, that is actually bro, bro. You know what, Grace? Should we just wrap this up? yeah I reckon so I'm agree with me it's been a pleasure also but we always end it on a motivational quote give us another one so you gotta give us a motivational quote okay um and I wonder if you know how it really feels to be left outside alone when it's cold out here I like that yeah sounds good I like that sounds like it what is that flows off the tongue sounds good I'm getting the meaning though it means you know like when you think things are bad just think i wonder how that would feel if on top of that you were cold i was left outside alone oh my god when it's cold out here okay yeah so what when you think it's bad yeah so what you're trying to say there is like if opportunity comes yeah and flows through the door into the cold that option is gone it's gone

1:12:24Cal:Alright Chip you got one? Nope Mine was so good I don't want to ruin it We always end on it bro We do this every guest there You've come to me with something You go to the hut The pizza I go to the hut to dump generational trauma And commit to sins and felonies That I've never even spoken about before We are not the same

1:12:52Cal:Yo where you going though Tell her she's a little baddie With audacious curves

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1:13:19Chip:Thank you guys for watching. See you in a bit. Bye-bye. Bye.