263. Shxts N Gigs Play Youtube Imposter, Worst Fan Experience & Insane Dilemmas…

9:14Shxts N Gigs:in 5 C's nice what like 2 a C some averaging around 2 a night yeah yeah 2 a C

9:21The Fellas:yeah okay that's nice to do 10 across a month based out as well yeah and the types of venues

9:27Shxts N Gigs:were all over the place as well we had some that were like 600 seats we had a few that were like 5 ,000 seats it was like varied which is also weird to like I find now that the smaller venues are more stressful than the big ones Like the 5 ,000 or whatever Like when you're there For like sound check or whatever You're just like Oh this is fucking massive But when you get on stage I feel like Your brain can't comprehend Similar to O2 Your brain actually can't comprehend What 20 ,000 What 20 ,000 Like watching the clip there Makes me more nervous Than when I was actually there Wow Because you just like Check out And you're like This is not normal Whereas Similar to like When you guys do Like the charity matches and shit Like Do you ever feel like Fuck there's 90 ,000 Fucking people in here Or whatever So much going on You can't even think about it And that's how The performances are and shit But when we did one in Adelaide That was like 600 or 800 And you can literally see Every single person

10:26The Fellas:And you keep recognising them Every time you glance back Yeah yeah yeah Exactly

10:29Shxts N Gigs:You're a bro And you're just like Oh fuck You feel like so watched And there's space between Like the stage and there Is like literally This distance And you're like Fuck

10:37The Fellas:And you can almost like If something isn't really landing You have the time to like Analyze Oh, bro, you can see everyone's face. Whereas O2, it's just everyone with a phone. Yeah, literally. At least someone's going to... There's got to be one person that'll laugh as well. Yeah, that's so true. Thank you, man.

10:52Shxts N Gigs:But yeah, man, it's... Touring's crazy, bro.

10:55The Fellas:But you've got another one. You've got... Do you have another one? USA.

10:59Shxts N Gigs:We've got two, actually. We've got... We've got South Africa in January. South Africa. What? You've got a tour in South Africa? Yeah, we've got two shows in South Africa. Joe Berg and Cape Town. End of January. We've got... Nah, good luck, man. I've heard they're actually a bit sketchy So What's this We don't know The fans are lovely The fans are lovely But I've heard like the day to day This is the only place we've got security It's a good place

11:22The Fellas:I just went there recently I went on like a luxury train And the train stopped in the middle of the night And I woke up and I said Oh like Why is the train stopped? So like you're gonna have to get the train here Because somebody stole the cables from the line Same mothers Yeah So the train's on the end of the day Wait what does that even Wait what does that mean? But it's a sick place There you go So the train stopped And you just had to jump off So they'd stolen like the cables So the train couldn't continue any further down the track Because it just wouldn't work What? How do you even do that?

11:53The Fellas:What are you taking it for? Yeah, what are you going to use it for? That fuck knows They're taking me no idea That black market for those train cables Wow That's insane So we just get off the train Yeah, we got off the train Got on a bus No way Fuck

12:06Shxts N Gigs:Bro Damn, bro Yeah, I've had this a rough place But it's supposed to be gorgeous though Cape Town looks insane The people are classed as well

12:12The Fellas:There's a couple sketchy guys Rocking about Nick and Cable Fucking East London bro I was thinking this the other day

12:19Shxts N Gigs:That's literally how people see London At the minute Yeah

12:22The Fellas:You mentioned earlier About the Sidemen charity match Yes Would you want to do it? I think my happy is Can you kick ball?

12:29Shxts N Gigs:Can Can Willing to participate In front of 90 ,000 people Two different stories Yeah

12:33The Fellas:Yeah but what like Like a 15 minute cameo though Most people are embarrassing Or are you worried about The clip

12:40Shxts N Gigs:I watched the last one And I was like Nah man I can't Like I need I need to People need to see me The way they see Toby

12:54Shxts N Gigs:That's what I need Like I'd have to practice For nine months Every single day

12:58The Fellas:You come out of the back of it Someone says Your shit Your fucking life's ruined Oh my I'm just thinking about The clips of what that could do To your whole rep Like next time you take Your top off They might just be like Whatever bro We won It's irrelevant

13:12Shxts N Gigs:Yeah It's all irrelevant bro Have you seen Hedy 1 Kick a ball I saw the clip of him Versus KSI the other day That 1v1 That's the vision I'm having for you right now

13:22The Fellas:Show me that Like if you were to kick That guy's got Childbearing hips

13:28Shxts N Gigs:The agility was Was mad These guys

13:32The Fellas:I don't know how They stayed on their feet Someone said Set 8 PE In the comments I swear

13:39Shxts N Gigs:Bro, yeah, I can't This can't be me This can't be me

13:45The Fellas:This is brutal, bro I'm not joking This might be one of the toughest watchers of the year as well People in the crowd watching this now Is that what's going on? Yeah, yeah Everything's in slow-mo, bro Literally

14:03Shxts N Gigs:This is how you know these guys have made it Yeah

14:06The Fellas:Because they're not fussed About shit like this bro Nah it's like a testimonial You know Like a legends man These are like 30 years old Having a legends man

14:17Shxts N Gigs:Yeah This is like a super

14:19The Fellas:Fair enough

14:20Shxts N Gigs:This is nuts I couldn't My pride's too much man Same with the boxing And all that I can't do any of it

14:25The Fellas:Maybe you need to Maybe not on the pitch there Maybe it's like The presenting for it That would be good I'm down here We presented for Beta squad Beta squad versus A &P

14:34Shxts N Gigs:Oh yeah We presented for that one That was cool

14:37The Fellas:Have they got another one coming up? I don't know I don't think so Oh there's like a There's something happening In the guitar I'm either leaking it Or what No I don't know What's happening Yeah just announce it

14:47Shxts N Gigs:Announce it Announce it Announce it They did one in Qatar This year When was it? Oh was it the As for Hope Yeah They did one in Qatar Was it just gone?

14:56The Fellas:Nah Ages ago

14:57Shxts N Gigs:Months ago

14:58The Fellas:Alright well Guess what's coming soon I swear there was Something happening The whole thing Did I always tell me about it Oh that's The source of all knowledge Max Gennar Yeah you know how it is

15:09Shxts N Gigs:Bro Max Gennar's having like a A specs come up right now isn't he

15:13The Fellas:He's so funny We filmed with him for his YouTube channel Yeah And it was just the most fucked experience I've ever had He's created his own genre of content Bro

15:24Shxts N Gigs:I love the guy's improv Yeah It doesn't even make

15:28The Fellas:No structure he just fucking says whatever And then he'll just do that Yeah Yeah Yeah. That guy's jokes, man. He says, sing happy birthday. That's what he does. Oh, did you a forfeit? Sing happy birthday. Do you remember the ad read bit? Yeah. Do you remember the ad read bit? Should we do that for our ad read? Roll ad read right now. Yeah, that's what he does. He goes, roll the ad read. Roll ad read right now. I'll put one in now. I'll put one in now. Catchy and save. Who's the best guest you've had on your pod? Because you guys don't really do guess much, do you? We're trying. We're trying. We can't be bothered so often.

16:00The Fellas:Do you find it's difficult in the UK? Yes. Yeah. I was going to say We find it difficult So we end up Just sort of getting Our boys back on Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Appreciate it

16:11Shxts N Gigs:No but I like it Like We have We have How many We've had like 10 guests this year 10 Ish I think For the last three years We've aimed for one a month We've never managed it

16:21The Fellas:Yeah

16:22Shxts N Gigs:Never ever fucking managed it

16:23The Fellas:People just love it When it's just you two guys If you start doing guest steps Like quite consistently I think people will be like Nah

16:28Shxts N Gigs:To be fair That's why All the guests What we've decided our guest set moving forward as long as we can continue it always going to be bonus episodes. Yeah. So we'll have the standard one that's just us every week and then everything on top of that is extra because we have had ones where like if it's not the perfect guest it tanks in views and then even just from like a business perspective it's like no offense bro but having you on has cost me four grand.

16:51The Fellas:Yeah. Tell it to their face like I'm not going to lie bro you being here just lost. It's a good point bro. It's peak.

17:02The Fellas:Crazy way to say it

17:04Shxts N Gigs:But now Now We've done it as bonus episodes We're like so much more chill about it We've had like a lot more guests recently Sick Who did we have on? We had Marlon and Tyreek Not too long ago Oh yeah Marlon Wayans came on KSI came on this year KSI came on I remember that KSI That one did numbers That would have made you your 4 grand That wasn't a bonus episode That was a main That was a main episode And then some Yeah that was a banging episode He was fucking clutch that episode as well We just had Michael Ben and Paige on Another USC fighter So like It's actually nice now The bonus episodes

17:35The Fellas:Are they the ones that are on Patreon? No, no, no So these ones still drop on YouTube You just do it on top of

17:42Shxts N Gigs:But we do have bonus episodes that do go on Patreon

17:44The Fellas:You guys must have quite a lot of celebrity fans Or high profile people that watch your stuff Think so Do you know of who the biggest person is that watches your stuff?

17:54Shxts N Gigs:Good question, Jesus Christ That watches? No idea But I think There was a point where I knew Usain Bolt followed Wow Oh yeah He stayed liking that shit For a long time For a bit Yeah that was clutch That was a few years ago That's pretty big too I don't know about anyone else man I do see sometimes I'll log on to the Instagram sometimes And then you'll just see Like a bunch of blue ticks In like the notification shit And I'm like Oh fuck That person We hardly go on that page anymore Really? We have a social media manager That handles all that So when we use our usual page We just see who's Liking our shit On our page Than when we go to The other page There's actually quite a lot

18:31The Fellas:Yeah Now we always throw Airballs in DMs Really? We love it I dropped little Timothee Chalamet DMs But hey mate That'll be cold Hey mate it's me Yeah bro

18:45Shxts N Gigs:It's me I need to be more like that But we don't give a fuck It don't work bro

18:49The Fellas:My work for you You never know bro

18:51Shxts N Gigs:Cause you know who Do you guys know Who Jay Shetty is? Yeah yeah yeah He has like the number one Like wellness podcast Or whatever Okay And he said A couple years ago He's had like Everyone on his podcast He's had like Will Smith on He's had this person on He's had that person on Like everyone And he said a few years ago He's DM'd The Rock Every week For like the last four years And he's like I'm confident One day I'm gonna get this guy And like he has One of the biggest podcasts On the planet Yeah fairs And he's just throwing air balls bro I love it You guys have had some Smasher guests as well

19:22The Fellas:Yeah we've had good people But I Nothing gets me more excited Than an air ball though Yeah Because I'll be looking at that I'll be like one day One day It's the hope that keeps That's why we've been doing it For five years It's because it's the hope That Drake's going to be on here You know You got to start messaging And pretend you met them Like yo It was nice to chat to you last week Hopefully you just catch them I've got the light Damn I must have been You know I must have said yeah Yeah Up the sauce a little bit

19:45Shxts N Gigs:And agree to this pod in the UK What are we doing bro I'm going to start sliding in DMs We're shameless with it as well I rate it 100 % Timothy did a banger Theo episode as well He'd do well He was in the UK

19:57The Fellas:He was on BBC Radio 1 the other day Was he? He was on Heart yesterday Because he did this BBC Radio 1 as well Do you know about The rumour of him being A music artist called SD Kid I have seen that SD Kid is like There's a Scouse rapper that's blowing up right now But he hasn't revealed his face and he like everything's like you just see his eyes now people have started to put together that this guy and he wears like the same scarf as him and the eyes literally people have done like take

20:35Shxts N Gigs:this image put it over this image and the eyes are identical ah bro so he went on the radio yesterday bro yeah my boy um speaking of having a generational run like timothy shallot is having

20:53The Fellas:He's up, he's up. Yeah, so you know what? He replied to it. He said on the interview, he was like, all will be revealed soon. That's not, and this guy's Scouse. But he raps in a full Scouse accent. So let me just say this. If Timothee Chalamet is in the off chance, SD kid, this is the most talented man on the planet. 100 % bro. It's his best performance ever. Yeah, it is. That's insane. All the Oscars away, whatever he's won, This is by far the most insane thing. And if you go on to SD Kids Spotify quickly, just look at his monthly numbers. We're not talking about some like, this guy might be one of the biggest in the UK right now.

21:34The Fellas:I've never heard of this, brother. I've only heard of it because of him. You will know his songs. I think you might know. I can pull them. Bro, 149. He just does little. Look at that. 160 or 100 million. One of them ones where he needs to keep his face blocked off though. Fair play. So it builds up hype. Oh, wow. Second, I reveal it, it's not as fun. Damn, fair play to him. Yeah.

21:51Shxts N Gigs:Once you reveal the novelty He wears off Once you reveal the face He's to run a marshmallow And just run it forever

21:58The Fellas:Fair enough bro So yeah that's That's all I'm sure Timothy will be around Probably after this pod To be fair We'll ask him when we see him

22:07Shxts N Gigs:Yeah bro Nah he'll be a sick guest I heard his His ping pong thing Is supposed to be Unreal that movie

22:12The Fellas:And he's like promo It's fucking mad And I have a jacket That he wore in it So people were buying it For like four grand Really? Yeah The Marty Supreme

22:19Shxts N Gigs:Yeah Marty Supreme yeah He's given it to like All of his like

22:23The Fellas:Celebrity brethren And they're just posting And they're all rocking it Like it's the newest piece It's the cleanest What's this guy on? It's the cleanest rollout You'll see bro I'm not gonna He's him you know I'm telling you 2025 was his He's pitched to win This one Nah Nah There's a blue one That people are wearing Like all the Kardashians And shit been rocking it Get rid of ping pong Get rid of ping pong Type in Marty Supreme And that'll come up

22:45Shxts N Gigs:To be fair bro Once you're Once you're Clark and a Kardashian Your life Yeah Thinking anything's possible But not only that

22:54The Fellas:He also inspired Many skinny white males That anything is possible You guys are having a come up We're fucking mad I'm not gonna lie I think 2024 You can have that one 2025 You know 2026 might be chipped I'm happy to concede The RS3 crew Are you mad? Fucking Bradford's getting done up yeah no yeah he's fucking smashing it yeah he's our person of the year yeah did we give him was it him that we gave it to I think we did I think we got it yeah yeah last year was Cole Palmer this year we've given it to Timothy Chalamet who would you say has had the biggest person of the year who's had the biggest year

23:42Shxts N Gigs:oh that's tough he kind of has it every year but I feel like Michael B. Jordan's gone yeah Absolutely clear bro That cinema was not I was finding sick

23:52The Fellas:When they played Just the same guy Yeah yeah

23:55Shxts N Gigs:I mean like the twins Bro this guy's gone Because now he's doing like Acting, producing, directing For like

24:01The Fellas:Everything innit

24:02Shxts N Gigs:And yeah he's He's on a A serious run I'm pitching 2026 will be Damson Idris

24:09The Fellas:Oh You know what He was the only Redeemable factor About that F1 movie Let me put it that way You didn't like it? You didn't like the F1 movie? Bro Oh, but then you love F1 So I think in comparison No, not even That's the script writing in that Is the corniest shit You'll ever watch Valid, valid, valid Valid, valid

24:26Shxts N Gigs:It was a super, super American movie Yeah Yeah Super I thought it was cool, man Dancing Idris was sick I thought I actually didn't like Dancing Idris that much Really? He was getting like I didn't like the Chip on your shoulder Ego guy, bro That's the character though I didn't like the character Oh, okay I have nothing against the guy Oh, okay, okay, okay I see, I see, I see

24:46The Fellas:Yeah So what you reckon 2026 is gonna be his Do we know If there is a movie coming out I'm sure he will have a few bro He's up right now Yeah he's up right now He is up right now He's back with The white guy's only got him for one year Dude this sucks Nah I actually thought We were about to go on a run We just went back to back White boys We need to have some diversity in this shit I know But You guys got a new hose Where's your boy We don't pay him enough For the guest step Which I think is pretty fair It's actually expensive bro I didn't hold in my pocket I was like nah he's gonna make us the money back I ain't seen shit I'm taking a girl out for dinner man yeah you know you're not getting the returns 100 % and you always sit there waiting for the bill fair

25:33Shxts N Gigs:this guy he does he does good twitch numbers no TikTok TikTok well he did do twitch for a bit he did on there 2 or 3k 2 or 3k but considering

25:44The Fellas:he's just done doing it and he just fucks around and he's the worst gamer or ever yeah bro you guys twitch though well you did

25:50Shxts N Gigs:I've been off for like seven months I had a house move that's just murked me but yes were you doing yeah I haven't twitched in like I haven't streamed in like a month and a bit do you enjoy it I do I feel like it just came a time where I just stopped and I just haven't gone back yet just need to wait

26:06The Fellas:for the next COVID lockdown lockdown is when the stream is on

26:10Shxts N Gigs:someone told me you guys were crushing in COVID who was it it was Alex when Alex was working with us for a while. Alex Sparrow. Yeah.

26:19The Fellas:Good lad.

26:20Shxts N Gigs:Yeah. He's a cool guy. He was saying you guys were running up in COVID. Bro, COVID was great. It kind of blew everything up.

26:26The Fellas:Everyone has nothing to do. So they're just watching YouTube, Twitch and everything. Yeah.

26:30Shxts N Gigs:And then you fuck her out. During COVID, I was watching Twitch like nonstop, bro. Warzone. Warzone Twitch was, bro, Tim the Tap Man, Nick Merckx. Did you enjoy lockdown? We still had jobs during lockdown, bro. You lost your jobs? No, we were, We still had jobs during that. Oh, okay. So yeah. What jobs did you have? Well, to be fair, I didn't. Oh yeah, you were on... What's it called? What's the thing called when they pay you to not work? What was that called again? Furlough. Furlough. You was on furlough for like a year, innit? But isn't that kind of the dream? Yeah, it was furlough. It was, but then it was mind numbing.

27:04Shxts N Gigs:Because all I would do is wake up, eat, drink, sleep, wake up, eat. I was getting so fat and I was doing nothing. And there were times when obviously James would come up... Well, not obviously. James would come up to record with us. with me in Manchester and I remember seeing my face back on camera I was like bro round is the word round is the word bro and then when I went back to work because that's where that's where a blazer was for working it my blazer couldn't button up that's how I know lockdown had its way with me yeah lockdown is where we started the podcast actually pretty much just before just like a couple months before we were in the same boat for real

27:41The Fellas:so you guys have been going for like 5-6 years now yeah 6 years now Yeah Probably about the same time then

27:45Shxts N Gigs:Yeah bro

27:46The Fellas:So yeah There's a double the amount of episodes As we have Yeah that's because they work harder bro Don't fucking point it out Double you say Yeah That's crazy

27:58Shxts N Gigs:Come on man

27:59The Fellas:So were you guys doing two a week or something?

28:01Shxts N Gigs:Yeah well we did the one Patreon And the one Oh okay Got you got you It cogs out quick bro But you guys did this Snatch in 60 We did man We did That was a good summer run That was a grind It was a huge grind I think Looking back at it now If we were to do it again We would change up How we did it But at the time It was a good learning

28:22The Fellas:Could you explain Exactly what it was And what the rules And everything around it were For the listeners So basically yeah

28:28Shxts N Gigs:This is the thing About what happens When you get a team Because when it was Just me and Phil We would just say shit And then it would go Into the universe And then nothing Would ever happen We wouldn't have to Take accountability Now We'd go on the podcast Say something And basically We got in a rut Where every week We're just like Getting fat getting fat eating shit getting fat feel like shit not sleeping need my supplements need this and then one day i was like bro like fed up like let's actually stop saying it and actually just do something and then our team were like all right cool you should try like a two-month challenge or um whatever and we're like cool so we called it snatch the 60 we're basically we partnered with whoop and heights the supplement company and it was like what was the rules it was like Walk 10 ,000 steps a day Three liters of water 45 minutes of exercise Touch grass Yeah, stay grounded Oh, is this it?

29:22Shxts N Gigs:Pick a diet, stick to it 10 minutes outside And then yeah, all this kind of shit And yeah bro, it was actually fucking decent And then every week

29:31The Fellas:It's like a 60 day hard kind of No alcohol?

29:35Shxts N Gigs:No alcohol? No alcohol as well We did no alcohol But you kind of pick What you want to do So I did no alcohol And I did no sweets and treats Okay good Yeah yeah yeah Yeah You can pick whatever diet you want But just fucking Just make sure you do it

29:49The Fellas:And then the point is That the audience can join him

29:50Shxts N Gigs:Yeah And then we had a different episode Every week on Patreon Of a new thing That we were trying So we did like We went and saw Tom Aspinall And we did like an MMA episode We did Basketball Basketball with Ovi We did Like a track Gymnastics Gymnastics I feel like I saw Clips of the gymnastics It was funny bro That murked us Stuff was jokes Yeah that episode was sick So yeah we just tried to do A different activity Like rock climbing We did one day And that was like For the whole 60 days as well Mate

30:21The Fellas:And what was the Final results I assume Did you do like A weigh in before And a weigh in after Or like What was the Strength and conditioning thing

30:27Shxts N Gigs:Pre Oh yeah We did like To see how That was fucking

30:32The Fellas:This is the

30:34Shxts N Gigs:What's it called The pommel horse Yeah yeah Nah nah I just completely missed it bro that thing was so hard that was brutal what are you meant to do there though so you're supposed to that's like where you wrap your legs like to the side and then like flip yeah I fucked me up as well like that

30:51The Fellas:oh okay nah this is so funny bro that was that was jokes that was jokes bro

30:59Shxts N Gigs:so yeah we did that just giving me a heady one K

31:01The Fellas:side vibes

31:04Shxts N Gigs:oh it was the worst thing I forgot about that That was the best day man So yeah this challenge was sick And then what we did Is at the start We did like a fitness test So it was like How many pull ups You can do in 60 seconds Bench press Bench press Deadlifts Goblet squats Goblet squats Oh fucking hell And then we did that Took all of our scores And at the end We had to try and beat it And yeah we smashed it Really yeah Smashed it It was good

31:30The Fellas:Obviously you're doing Those bits But you were Your 45 minutes of exercise Was it mainly gym Yeah

31:35Shxts N Gigs:So it was gym as well as obviously we said 10 ,000 steps a day. So you do something inside, you do something outside. Yeah. It's pretty, yeah. Really similar to the 775 hard because that's what we had to do.

31:44The Fellas:Yeah. Oh yeah. You guys did do that. How was that? Oh bro. It was tough. You know what? I really enjoyed it towards the end. Once your body. Well, maybe that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

32:02The Fellas:Yeah. no alcohol you know what I actually found the hardest thing was getting the water in because it was like ours was 2.5 liters that's what everyone says in the morning man because if you were playing catch up in the evening you'd be like fuck I gotta do 2 liters in the next 4 hours and it was just too much waterboarding yourself before you get a pip fucked and then you'd wake up in the middle of the night needing a piss every 2 hours that was the worst but yeah we loved 75 hours and that was by far the best shape I've ever been in my before and after pictures of that I was there like I'm actually not as clapped as I thought I was I thought you know some people were just like I thought I was just doing I don't know but now you know what my missus said to me yesterday she goes you're starting to get that Elon Musk build oh shit nah I kicked off I kicked off shit bro but you know what she rage baited me so hard but I fell right into the trap because then because then I because then I said something that was the before oh fair play yeah yeah That's alright Yeah that's decent

33:04Shxts N Gigs:Fair play That's very decent Yeah I was happy with that

33:07The Fellas:Natty as well Natty In case you were wondering I know it could look But yeah I got baited in when she told me I looked like Elon Musk I kind of Gave her a little dig And then she got upset I was like nah I fell into the trap What did you say bro? Nah I don't want to say it on the pod bro You can't But yeah, that was one I shouldn't have fallen for That's okay Anybody can get it Yeah, that's what I said If you can call me Elon Musk

33:40Shxts N Gigs:Elon Musk is savage, bro That's a savage comment to me

33:44The Fellas:And you know what the worst thing is? She literally She knew the exact way She went, Elon Musk on the yacht Type in Elon Musk on the yacht I already know what it is She had it on tap Down Fuck, dude Oh my god bro Bro how did she go to me? Elon Musk on the yacht Like as if that is just She's up to the same She's seen it before Gone that looks like my man Fuck

34:10Shxts N Gigs:Yeah that's peak She can't have seen that That looks like how

34:13The Fellas:He's a stocky fella hey He's doing what he wants bro Yeah You're not gonna be a trillion I know he can do what you want bro

34:21Shxts N Gigs:You can call me a lot If I'm a trillion then You can call me whatever you want

34:24The Fellas:I don't give a fuck

34:25Shxts N Gigs:That should have been my response Fuck Yeah bro yeah 100 % You should be Yeah

34:31The Fellas:Instead of getting Rage baited I should have been there Like I'm rich too Yeah Okay not a trillion pounds Or trillion dollars He's scary rich bro Yeah Have you seen that He's kind of been Speaking on On X About how he's Essentially gonna create This is a little bit Boring But I think it's cool Is he's creating Like this AI Data center farm In space Damn Why is everything in space because he said it's so much cheaper once you're up there and you're doing all this stuff and ever since then everyone's like this guy's gonna run the world why isn't it like because if you have all these like farm he's essentially farming data in space it makes sense no taxes up there freezing cold up there as well so the cooling is yeah yeah so it's all this sort of stuff it was absolutely nuts and then um his company spacex they're saying it's gonna um go public at like a 1.5 trillion evaluation i'm just saying like what nah here's me begging for brand deals yeah and you're talking about 1.5 trillion dollars just slide me a billion comparison the fifa joy don't compare yourself to elon musk even if you're my missus the fifa joy damn fuck it bro yeah this

35:50Shxts N Gigs:guys he's he's on a different level bro he's one of the ones that make you realize like oh i'm never i'm never ever ever ever gonna accomplish anywhere near as much as that you might i don't want that i don't no no i don't want that seriously i don't want because uh he's he's gone on like uh he was on a podcast one time and then they were talking about like his life and he was like i promise you you don't want my life yeah like it's just horrible bro and like someone um I was listening to like a business show the other day and they were talking about him and how he will always like manipulate not manipulate but if someone says if he's like okay I want to get this done ASAP like how fast can we get this done someone be like oh we can the soonest we can get that done is nine months and he'll be like we're going to get it done in six weeks and then no one's going home for the next six weeks until this thing is done now that's how he's always able to like continuously push push push push because he just doesn't accept reality the way Stanley, you're in for the next six weeks.

36:48The Fellas:We're locking in differently.

36:50Shxts N Gigs:Yeah, bro. This guy gets me gassed. I'm thinking, bro, it's facts. Yeah. Why are we going home? Yeah.

36:57The Fellas:I like that. Why are we? No, no.

36:59Shxts N Gigs:Why are we enjoying life?

37:00The Fellas:Yeah. When there's money to be made. Yeah. Fuck yeah. That's actually got me hyped, bro. I'm resigning. Yeah. Stanley. I'm resigning.

37:09Shxts N Gigs:I'll hand him you notice. Don't move. Who's better at this guy and proddy, by the way? I've got me flaws Don't worry

37:16The Fellas:No, no, no I'm back, bro

37:24The Fellas:Stanley's him Put it this way Stanley's him Okay, say you later

37:27Shxts N Gigs:Believe in your own sauce, Steph Yeah, bro That was a test And you failed immediately Stop taking the piss out I'll be googling then

37:34The Fellas:Nah, you're googling Is disgraceful It is horror You have to be taking the piss out When you don't know what Control F does Boys, you know what Control F on a computer does Fine I know control stuff I'm shit with keyboard shit I feel like this is just basic If you control F I get that I didn't know All the comments are like how does Stanley not control F If you guys lose your shit at your producer I think this must happen all the time for us Oh you lose your shit at When it comes to like Just find this real quick He'll go all around the whole internet

38:09Shxts N Gigs:Before he gets there we've had a couple of those moments with Rem in it he gets distracted he gets distracted bro bro, scroll it mid-point yeah, yeah, yeah that's the thing but yeah, he will yeah, I think he forgets that that we're mirroring, innit so one time, yeah, it's time he'll find something and he'll be like, our gang and then we'll move on to something else and then yeah, he'll just be on YouTube just like watching an NBA game bro, it's distracting Oh God

38:42The Fellas:I love that guy

38:43Shxts N Gigs:That's so funny

38:44The Fellas:Yeah he seems great I always see him in like Your clips and stuff Yeah man Yeah Rem and Ellis

38:48Shxts N Gigs:Both of them bro They're clutch man They're such sick guys

38:51The Fellas:What do both of them So Rem feels like

38:54Shxts N Gigs:So Ellis is the white guy So he is our main editor For the show And Rem is our producer So he Rem is more of like Our style in this situation Yeah Whereas Ellis In the moment Will be Like timestamping And just check Make sure audio's fine And stuff like that

39:14The Fellas:I've seen a bunch of Like quite funny clips Where that Ellis chap Is telling like funny stories Oh he's too funny Bro He's our He's our own

39:23Shxts N Gigs:Carl Pilkington Yeah He's sick bro He's so fucking funny He is He's like a 98 year old man In like a 24 year old body That's exactly That's from what I've seen Bring these guys out At the shows Sometimes Sometimes yeah He came out of the O2 yeah Ellis did the O2 yeah yeah yeah it was sick so we were doing some like bro it was sick he's the fan favourite we did this game because we played this game called Rhyme Time sometime it was just like a rhyming sequence where you go around and we did it at the O2 and we did it with Harry and Beniro and Darkest and they came out to do it and we all did it and then we had this like final boss moment and then it went like a black screen and was just like final boss question mark and we had decided Ellis was going to come out and even before he'd come out Everyone Ellis!

40:09Shxts N Gigs:Ellis has to be fucking Ellis! Bring out Ellis! And I was like Damn dude! It could be fucking Central C4 You know! And everyone was screaming for Ellis It was so so so sick And it was cool because like He started with us when he was like 19 Or so and started doing like our Editing back when we were still like working full time jobs And shit and His confidence over the years Like when he first started with us full time He was like I'm really sorry Like I don't want to have a microphone I don't want to go on camera I don't want any of this stuff Like I just want to like Keep myself to myself And we were like Yeah cool bro And Rem on the other hand Was like He's like Complete extrovert So Rem's like No I want this I want that And then we had to be like Look it's either both of you Or none of you And then Ellis bailed me that night And was like Fuck I hate this But Go for it And then I just want to Yeah I just want to Improve my self confidence I just want to get better And since then bro It's like He's everyone's favourite character Mate he's such a good storyteller He's sick Yeah.

41:04Shxts N Gigs:Like it's really good. Yeah.

41:05The Fellas:He's so sick. That's unreal. Yeah. I feel like, very similar to me as well. Like coming here early. Well, in terms of coming, coming early, doing the editing. He's sucking his own dick. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, you're not a scumbag. You told him to start backing himself. Then he's going to back himself. He went, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I resonate actually.

41:27Shxts N Gigs:No, no. Baby steps. In terms of how he got into the job and stuff like that. Yeah, how did you get hired?

41:35The Fellas:I was 18 as well, fresh out of college and they got me and then I started editing and then... Yeah, he was the editor. Now here he is in the big seat. Oh my God. Child labourers. Yeah, fair enough, bro. So there we have it. Right, let's talk Angry Ginge. Big up Angry Ginge. I'm winning it. I knew it was going to win as well.

41:57Shxts N Gigs:Was that the M or H?

41:58The Fellas:One or two. I said that. And as soon as H went out, I said all the voters from H will just vote Ginge. It was quite a landslide as well I think the percentage right What was it there? It was 60 It was 60

42:08Shxts N Gigs:Oh yeah it was

42:09The Fellas:65 65 was in Yeah in the final one Yeah But I know he had like Over half in the Top three one Yeah

42:17Shxts N Gigs:That's crazy Damn

42:19The Fellas:So he really did just He was cooking

42:21Shxts N Gigs:Nah this is sick though Because it's changing the game man Yeah Like This is that It's one of them ones where like Getting Like internet personalities Can go one of two ways Yeah with mainstream shit.

42:32The Fellas:You see his tweet from like, Oh yeah. The Morgan Burtwistle Twitter account. It's like, watching I'm a sleb, but he spelled it wrong. The tweet, I want to see how much, like, cause that must have banged. Yeah. When I saw it, it hadn't banged yet, but like, it must have now. I don't know if he's reposted. He did. He quotes it. Here we go. Look. Watching I'm a cleb. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm a cleb. That's crazy though. He was just chilling watching it Now he's won it

43:03Shxts N Gigs:Bro that's so sick man 72 Yeah I wonder what this is gonna mean Moving forward

43:09The Fellas:The thing is Did you watch the very first episode I think where like Ginge is like Sort of giving Jack Osborne Like a bit of grief And then H pulls him to the side And says like Stop being a dick Yeah yeah yeah But like And then loads of people on TV Like wow these guys are like So good together All this It's like Anybody that had seen their content before like this is just not this is another day at the office i was i was speaking to a bunch of like the more traditional people recently at like a talk that i did and i was just there like guys like you are just finally being introduced to people that understand how content works and what does well on social media and how to get clips like clip farming that's what you witnessed in episode one was clip farming welcome to the internet we've been here for a little while doing this but that's why i think getting more of the people that make their own content not necessarily just influencers because that doesn't necessarily mean they know how to make content right if somebody is you know primarily like an instagram person they don't necessarily know how to make content but if you're actually making you know the videos that you do the streamers like these guys are people that are making content 24 7 yeah they know how to act in front of camera

44:19Shxts N Gigs:oh bro 100 because for most people in terms of like um i'm a celebrity it's like they're all like actors or singers or whatever they don't they don't understand like for ginge reality tv is his life yeah like that concept of just being on cam all the time is his literal life so him just doing it in a jungle is minor whereas for everyone else most people would see like i grew up watching this woman or i did this and like she's a bit fucking boring like i expected her to be a bit more something just normal people just normal people but then yeah you've got like h and ginger shit like that um similar to grace as well when she did it was just like this is just their normal life and then they are the exact person in the jungle in the jungle that their fans have seen forever yeah and then all of a sudden it just like reaffirms like oh he's the guy that that i love and that's like easy dub bro and even the bits you see where they're doing like

45:09The Fellas:the bush tucker trials and stuff is it like we've been doing forfeits for videos for for 10 15 years now so that's not a foreign concept either people are doing shit they don't want to do i also feel like a lot of those guys like when Grace went on Jinx they know that this is like a chance for them to go and push themselves in the limelight so they'll start going and doing this shit whereas you get someone like the East End director and stuff like that who are just there to do it and they won't actually go and try and make the content whereas it's non-stop

45:38Shxts N Gigs:yeah bro would you mind doing it or no?

45:41The Fellas:yeah you would? I think you'd have to yeah I think if I'm a celeb Cain and like you've got to say yeah would you do it? hell no nah hell no bro

45:53Shxts N Gigs:I don't disagree that I think we would be good at it I think the public would love it What about if you went as a duo as well? They wouldn't let that happen They would never let that happen for one And for two, I'm just not fucking with the challenges I'm not doing it You man are wasting your money You are though, bro You are doing it I know it would be good content It would be sick content, but I would hate it, bro

46:13The Fellas:Unless the bag would have to be crazy Yeah, I was going to say If the bag was correct, would you go? It would have to be crazy It's incredibly correct. It has to be a lot anyway, because you guys already make fucking laws. You're moving into a 10 bed mansion. Yeah. He can't even, he said he couldn't find his Twitch setup. He don't know which room it's in. Bro. Yeah. The bag would have to be crazy. What's the, what's the, the, like the trial that you wouldn't want to do though. Like, is it, is it something that you're like,

46:40Shxts N Gigs:watching those? All of them. Right. Every single time I watch any of them, any of the eating shit and not happening. Yeah. The eating stuff is, is written off the media. It's not disgraceful.

46:47The Fellas:That's not what I think I could do. Really? Yeah. Whatever bro I was eating worms the other day What the fuck? For a video

46:53Shxts N Gigs:That's what I was actually When you started to send this I was thinking Oh yeah I forget You guys are OG YouTubers I forget all of that stuff You guys have been through stuff Nah I think for me

47:01The Fellas:It's just jumping out of shit You know I had to jump out of a helicopter Like when they got there I'm like nah And that's the first thing you do I'm like I'm good

47:09Shxts N Gigs:Yeah I would I hate every single thing The one where you put your head Inside like a cage thing I'm not doing that And there's like spiders and shit The snake is the problem for me Yeah That would be insane. I saw the snake. Bro, all of them. Not doing any of them. The only one I could manage was, what is it, when they have to look for the shit in like fish guts or whatever. I'll be livid. I'd be able to do it. But laying there in a box while there's snakes, just like, oh, no. You can just call it on you. Yeah, we're going to call it a day, man.

47:36The Fellas:Because you just got your eyes open and you just see this little... Oh, no. The snake is like crawling over your face. And it gets in your mouth and just... For me to come back

47:43Shxts N Gigs:and everyone's smashed the whole breakfast and I get nothing. Fuck that.

47:47The Fellas:It is quite a lot Three weeks as well That's age Hey talk about You know Losing weight challenge Jim's lost 7kg Seriously Yeah He's come back Making faces It's insane It's actually Winding me up a little bit Oh shit Bro he looks so different Yeah he literally does Fair play What the fuck He's winning too much Hate to see this Yeah what He did Soccer raids Yeah he's on such a He's on a run dude Yeah Props to Jim Maybe he's got 2026 He could be up for wide body Maybe he got 2026 If it was going to be He would have to have 2025 I don't think you can replicate this run Fair, fair, fair I hope he does But I don't know what you would do Fair, yeah Is there a show that you boys would go on?

48:33The Fellas:Or that you've watched I wouldn't mind

48:35Shxts N Gigs:We've always said Gogglebox I think an easy dub Chill Gogglebox, bro

48:39The Fellas:I feel like you're as good as I made that yourself To be fair

48:42Shxts N Gigs:We're actually kind of like Not moving into the process But kind of The shit that we like We're just doing it on Patreon Yeah And then There's a couple shows That we're In the process of doing Where it's just stuff That we're like Oh we'd love to do like Masterchef Or we'd love to do Loggerbots All this shit that we want to do But they don't invite us to do it Make ourselves Do it ourselves And that's been like So much fun

49:08The Fellas:What about something like Inside Netflix Would you do that? Because I feel like That's more like You know That's a personality led Is it five or a week?

49:20Shxts N Gigs:Someone shouted me for inside I actually don't know

49:22The Fellas:Yeah I feel like you guys Both of you guys Would be well suited For something like that I'd do it with you But I wouldn't I wouldn't do it once bro

49:29Shxts N Gigs:Oh come on boy Yeah I know It sounds It's super palsy But like Yeah It's a tandem ting Yeah I like that Yeah

49:37The Fellas:Nah bro I can't be fucked See with me Don't bring him in with me I just don't want to See a boy wing

49:47Nah bro

49:48Shxts N Gigs:Those shows And shit seem cool But like My thing For me Actually for Fued as well We're like mad introverts Like my social battery Is gone Like immediately And I feel like I already get this love Like people that Meet me now That they're expecting Because on the show I'm the more like Chatty, energetic, whatever And then But like in person If I don't know you I'm just like Yeah can't be bothered It's a lot to Keep up

50:13The Fellas:What about this one? What is it? Oh Cole and Jack Yeah yeah yeah Cole Oh is it? I just see this They were telling me the stories And it sounds Is it out yet? I think it's out in January Oh okay we won't speak about it But the stuff that I had They have announced That they're on it Hey Cole looks fucking jacked there What? Yeah he does Yeah bro He looks stunning Right Stunning is crazy

50:36Shxts N Gigs:The new one The S.A.S.S. one I would do this one But I don't think I'm able to take it seriously You know when they're like Screaming in your face and shit And they're just there like

50:44The Fellas:Yeah because you know It's not kind of not real And you're just like Oh bro You're kind of doing too much With the cameras bro Imagine you just Sent that back to the guy And he's like Fucking hell bro You'll get your scream time Chill out

50:57Shxts N Gigs:Yeah they do way too much But I wouldn't be able To take that stuff seriously I think I would just Generally want to do it Just for like the fitness aspect of it And just push myself In that place

51:05The Fellas:It'd be embarrassing If you're first out On something like that You know I feel like that would be me though Really Stressed out about it I think it's a show that if you are like it's such tough show that if you are first it's not actually that deep because it's quite a hard show to do but this is the kind of show that you go on you come out the other end like better in quite significant ways potentially I swear they make you scrap each other at one point do they really yeah yeah they do oh like a boxing thing right yeah now I don't think I'm spoiling anything here but I think there's times where the guys scrap a woman too.

51:44The Fellas:It's like and they say like swing. They like say like swing.

51:48Shxts N Gigs:What?

51:49The Fellas:Yeah, here's Connor Ben and Troy Deeney. Oh, imagine finding out you're against Connor Ben. That's not, nah, absolutely not bro.

51:57Shxts N Gigs:Mate, it looks like Connor's getting... Yeah, well Troy just sort of power in the end but towards the end I think Connor gets him just endurance. Oh yeah, clean.

52:06The Fellas:Yeah, once he starts gassing out.

52:07Shxts N Gigs:You're clean

52:08The Fellas:Fuck you know Nah Connor Ben must have been buzzing like Yeah I love this Oh no I've got a box Just beating up like some Some blow

52:16Shxts N Gigs:He must have been gassed Fuck that Oh god

52:18The Fellas:But yeah like Imagine you were a guy And you get paired up against A woman I'm alright bro And then they're like Wigger But But Go on throw punches You're like I'm not throwing punches What are we talking about

52:30Shxts N Gigs:It's absolutely What are we doing Nah I would You guys ever watch like Physical 100 You just gotta do it Oh

52:35The Fellas:Oh yeah I've seen the Asian one

52:37Shxts N Gigs:Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there'll be ones in there where they'll have to like wrestle a girl or like scrap a girl and stuff like that.

52:42The Fellas:Yeah, that was sick though. Not that specific moment, but like the actual show in general, it's fucking sick. Not that person. Yeah, no. Oh, yeah, it's so fucking classic. Oh, shit. I've been waiting for this. You just gotta do what you gotta do, you know? What the fuck is this? Pick up a screen. You need to...

53:03Shxts N Gigs:What?

53:03The Fellas:What is this? So this got presented to me in the center of London. Finsbury square. Um, so that image on the left is my cursed image. Oh my God. He's edited. Yeah. I hope so. Bro. I'm not even, don't let it. Oh my bro. Look at my face. Check my face. I fucking edited. That's a Loch Ness type thing. The Bundesliga logo to the left. Nah, the Bundesliga logo fucked me off. Oh my God. Go scroll down. They do inside profile analysis. Oh my God. That's not even real, man. You gotta, now fuck this. Now fuck this, man.

53:41Shxts N Gigs:This is from a charity match, Ting? This is why we're not doing shit. That's another reason why I wouldn't do it.

53:47The Fellas:We're not doing this. What, could you get an edited photo? What are you supposed to do?

53:51Shxts N Gigs:Oh, brother. What's the background story?

53:54The Fellas:The background, what happened was, I was on my way to a shoot and there was an inside dropped on on me where the car pulls over get out and then they're like oh can you take a photo and then there was this covered statue in Finsbury Square and he goes there's this guy announcing like we're announcing the new statue and they're like what the fuck's going on these guys just asked for a photo and my cameraman sort of like stood there I can see like oh he's kind of filming me and here this is it this is it go back to a couple seconds and you'll see the moment I'm talking about like there so and I'm there like what the fuck and Jeep I was just like nah stay here Oh, so you didn't know I didn't know I didn't know And I was like, what a statue?

54:30The Fellas:And then I saw a camera at that angle And I was like, oh, what's going on? I was like, nah Savage, bro But I'm not going to lie It's cold It's still there today Nah They offered for me to take it But I was like, where am I going to put that? Wipe that in my living room That's a bit weird I'm so embarrassed Oh my God Oh my God That's so bad

54:55Shxts N Gigs:He looks like Toph from Avatar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, bro. That's brutal.

55:00The Fellas:It's like when Ronaldo got that, you know, that was made of him. It was in the museum. The statue. Yeah, and it was mad. Yeah, the Ronaldo statue is horrific. That's insane. Wow, that was quite bad. Yeah, that one was bad. And then Will Aene had one done for him as well. Oh, yeah, this Ronaldo statue. Oh, shit. But they weren't even trying to, like, fuck with him. That was their attitude. Signing this off. Yeah. The guy had to go back and redo it. Yeah. No shit, bro. Yeah. He was like, I didn't have enough time.

55:33Shxts N Gigs:Whoa. Alright, this is a PSA. Which camera am I looking at? Pick one. If anyone is ever going to do a bust or a head pause of myself and James, run it through management. Run it through management. Don't bring this out and present this to me because I'll kick off. I think I'll call bro.

55:56The Fellas:Oh my god, look at us.

55:57Shxts N Gigs:I'll jump straight to your racist. I'm going to see a big nose on the end and be like, you're a fucking racist. And this is what you're on, bro. Yeah, because all the higher ups said, yes, yes, yes, this is fine. And then you showed it to me. You expect me to smile next to it. No, you're not going to get the reaction. You're not going to get the reaction from me that you expect.

56:15The Fellas:I will be fuming.

56:17Shxts N Gigs:Yeah.

56:18The Fellas:Yeah. Yeah, bro. This stinks for somebody doing exactly this. Yeah, 100%. Yeah.

56:26Shxts N Gigs:Fuck that. Wow. Yeah, bro. You need my consent for stuff like that. You can't do me like that. That's so funny, man. Jesus Christ

56:36The Fellas:Yeah The Yeah some YouTube videos I've been Violating my whole life Even this year I had the whole burger meme As well Oh It didn't help though Burger meme Yeah What happened to you So pretty much the way I say the word burger Burger Burger Like a Somerset thing Yeah Yeah So the whole thing Has done like Has just gone too far I'll just be walking down the street People just shout that shit at me Really And I turn around And then I'm like Nah keep your core it's fine but what am i gonna do anyways what is actually the deal with your accent though right that's edited as well that's edited as well okay can i can i just look in the fucking reflection valid yeah valid thank you valid that's so no you can't you let me actually tell you the story behind this one So this was done by the people that I hire to make my videos.

57:39The Fellas:Okay. So this is done by my team, but what they do is, right? No, no, there's no respect, but this is what they do. They edit things so slightly to the point where it's believable. Like that is believable. If I didn't point out the reflection, you're going, that's probably real. What the fuck's going on? Even worse is I sign off all my videos. So I would see this, right? So what they do is they leave the original clip in. and for the final export, they swap it out because they know that I'm not signing off on it. So I went to him and I said, you know, when I sign off and that's the final version that needs to go out and they're there like, yeah, but look at all the comments, look at all the clips, look at all this.

58:17The Fellas:And then I was like, no, we're not doing this anymore.

58:23Shxts N Gigs:Not at my expense. We've had this chat with our team as well, bear time. Yeah, stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're happy for us to just like make ourselves like Yeah, dickheads, bro And they're like, yeah, but it's good for engagement

58:35The Fellas:Can I just say right now You see, we're going to take a photo at the end here We're going to edit you boys slightly I'm going to give you the treatment I've been getting all fucking here And we're just going to make it just believable enough To the point where everybody goes What the fuck has happened to them?

58:56Shxts N Gigs:To be fair, we get enough of our height, bro We're short as fuck You're not that short I don't think you're not Because we're not But Like I think people think We are taller than we are Yeah Okay People We've had some audible gasps Like bro Yeah yeah No joke I've shaken someone's hand And they're like Oh you're shorter than I thought Yeah yeah yeah bro Why are you telling me You're fucking short bro Like damn Yeah yeah yeah It's brutal Get the fuck off me then Yeah They got this image in the head Like six or five beautiful man Nah nah it doesn't It doesn't happen at all bro They'll come out Round the corner of meeting and greet like

59:35The Fellas:It's peak So that's where you get At least you guys aren't like untouchable That's good to know that you have down days Yeah we get cooked I mean the short one is like Nah it's whatever like you kind of Still got chatting Yeah that's still got chatting His knees are above his armrest His knees are above his armrest I would think This is one thing that I thought that if I was sure this is the one thing that I would never stand for is my pun a head rub I'm not sure anyone's gonna no no but particularly because if someone like if you have a tall person and someone is like quite sure like ah it's alright bro what like if somebody came up to you in a meet and greet and gave you a oh you guys are so funny I would

1:00:23Shxts N Gigs:beat the living shit out of them and go jail with a smile on my face I'd feel like an actual dog Yeah, yeah, yeah You'll make me feel like a dog I will beat the shit out of that person It's never happening Yeah, it's tougher I've had Well, we had a meet and greet in Australia No, in New Zealand These two fucking Jack Samoan bro Guys Can we pick you up?

1:00:43The Fellas:Oh no

1:00:44Shxts N Gigs:I forgot about that You said no? Or did they get the pick? Well, they've paid£100 of tickets What do you mean? Is it going to go? It is The RBS that they got him Oh my god

1:00:55The Fellas:You're not going to be asked That they got him

1:00:57Shxts N Gigs:I was livid

1:00:59The Fellas:I forgot that No way So all it costs Is 100 quid I love The fact that you You had to at least Give a 50 % chance That this cannot happen Yeah Because you're right They paid the money Yeah

1:01:11Shxts N Gigs:But there has to be a chance I don't Don't do it Yeah I try and be as Amicable as possible But that one Fucked me up man

1:01:18The Fellas:Oh That one was straight On the gram 100 I saw it On the gram Tagged

1:01:23Shxts N Gigs:Tagged it up

1:01:24The Fellas:Like me and little man Me and little bro

1:01:27Shxts N Gigs:Yeah little bro Our social media She might have wanted to put it on our page. Delete it. Yes, you did, didn't it? Yes, she's a snake, bro. Why are you trying to embarrass us?

1:01:35The Fellas:Why are you trying to embarrass us? That reminds me. Okay, we're going to play this TikTok, right? I want it taken down. There's a civil war going on right now. Okay. Pull up the one where all the lip syncing is wrong and it looks like... Somebody in the comments literally says I'm giving chip back shots. Yeah, you know what? Actually, I was watching the day. I was like, this is a terrible TikTok. It did 200K news. Only for 200K. People say that's a lot of views. Now watch when we start riding the motorbike. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw this the other day. Look at that. Chip could get an Oscar. Feel like he's actually on the motorbike.

1:02:09The Fellas:See my shit. My shit vibrating. Zoom in. Back shots. Yeah, here we go. Yeah. Back shots in the fellow studio is crazy. That is crazy, bro. It's not back shots. I'm actually riding that shit. So this is the problem with people that run the social media pages is they don't understand. They don't get it. You got 200k views. Let me out. It's not enough. Is that not enough?

1:02:29Shxts N Gigs:Nah, yeah, bro For back shots 200k needs to be like 20 mil, bro 200k is not enough For back shots Yeah That's tough, man Yeah, they're snakes, bro

1:02:38The Fellas:Yeah That's literally it His arms were wrapped So tight as well I was like, fucking hell No, bro I actually remember Thinking in the moment Should I say something But there's too many people around They want to embarrass him There you are, look Look at him, shit Wow He's not even laughing Why are you hoping Why are you hot? Yeah, bro. We ain't on a real bike. We weren't on a real bike. That's a lot. It's all day for day life, bro.

1:03:06Shxts N Gigs:Wow. I can understand. You're locked.

1:03:09The Fellas:Creative direction. I was giving.

1:03:11Shxts N Gigs:Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah. I can see it in your eyes, Chip. You're like, what the fuck is. Yeah. My stomach is sunken in.

1:03:17The Fellas:I was thinking that this guy can feel my breakfast. She knows. You guys have made it weird. Fucking mash it Mash it was cinched

1:03:30The Fellas:Taylor made

1:03:32Shxts N Gigs:Oh my god Things we do for views bro Crazy Things we do for views

1:03:37The Fellas:But that's the problem If that hit like a mil plus I'd be there like Right I'm hearing it Like I kind of get it But that's just a humiliation ritual At that point 200 ,000 people Seeing that Yeah It's not right Yeah

1:03:48Shxts N Gigs:Bro we did a shoot Not long ago Do you remember We did a white ball shoot And then our social media manager, she was like, oh yeah, we're going to get some, just some like lip sync stuff and some clips to promote this shoot. She gave me a wig. And I was like, it was the one, do you remember? It was the guest the price one. Yes. Yeah. And she just had a random wig and she was like, oh yeah, do you want to wear the wig? I was like, what the fuck has the wig got to do with it? She was like, I just thought it'd be funny. I was like, it's got nothing to do with the video. It's got nothing to do with it.

1:04:16Shxts N Gigs:It's just, it's literally just a humiliation ritual, bro.

1:04:18The Fellas:I'm not wearing a wig. Sometimes I think the people, they belong to the higher powers. they don't want to see me shine they don't want to see me shine we've got another thing actually on the topic of being humiliated by the people that work with us we've got what Chip looked like on the Halloween episode we pulled that up so you know the Lorax yeah look at this this isn't even the Lorax this is just whatever the fuck Stanley thought the Lorax looked like let's get this one off one second we've got to go through you've got to pay bills people really don't need to pay for them not having premium on your own page skip because oh skip into the light when the lights are on oh my god

1:05:14bro you look gimped up yeah yeah yeah you know it did get like that sometimes

1:05:19The Fellas:How good is that? The Leacross is crazy.

1:05:26Shxts N Gigs:Subdom situation, bro. That's so funny, bro.

1:05:30The Fellas:That's not even the right color. That's what we're saying. Yeah, orange, bro. I ordered it orange. It's so funny.

1:05:38Shxts N Gigs:Danny, you patterned this for him.

1:05:40The Fellas:I bought it orange, but then we opened it. It was like, oh, it's orange. It was so funny. It was so angry the whole life. He sat there in a huff dress like this. refusing to crack any joke. It was made so good. That is funny, bro.

1:05:54Shxts N Gigs:It was because AB was in like an actual... Yeah, he looked at a corner of his own.

1:05:57The Fellas:He was like, ah.

1:05:58Shxts N Gigs:Yeah, so funny, bro.

1:06:00The Fellas:Because I would have fucking loved to be Sonic, by the way. Or it could have been Godzilla or just anything that's got like an ounce of testosterone. But instead, it made me Lorax. And then on Christmas, it's Christmas ep out yet. Well, we're doing unreleased stuff now. When is this out? This will be... This is Monday. Christmas ep's not out yet. Thought they've done me on a Christmas step as well Oh, but it's on it's on a be better, but still for a Grinch Grinch Grinches No, but it's a big one what we just saw is actually actually ages to get dressed I was like an hour and a half Prostatic makeup to get it done.

1:06:35The Fellas:I looked good to be fair. I thought it was good. Who did you who did your prosthetics? Actual makeup The last one there.

1:06:43Shxts N Gigs:Yes, that's mad in it. That's crazy. That is crazy. Yeah, it was really good I fuck with that more than I fuck with the Lorax one 110 %

1:06:50The Fellas:No, this is actually good And I was actually pretty happy with it

1:06:53Shxts N Gigs:Have you guys ever seen The girls bathroom What they get for their prosthetics Insane Bro You pull this up It's another level They did The Grinch and someone else I can't remember Clutch, bro

1:07:05The Fellas:They always have

1:07:06Shxts N Gigs:When they do these apps They always go

1:07:08The Fellas:Yeah, like the ladies that did the makeup Were like Did do Star Wars And Harry Potter Yeah, look Yeah, their prosthetics are like

1:07:14Shxts N Gigs:Insane Is that Voldemort thing? Yeah Do you guys ever do any of this stuff? Our prep time is so shit Yeah we don't prep enough We always think like the week before Like oh we should do this and do that It's too late Way too late Is that Dobby? Yeah Really good Is she meant to be Dobby then? Yeah Bro you wanna check out the Christmas one that they did

1:07:32The Fellas:But it's even down to like the hands Like look at the hands

1:07:34Shxts N Gigs:Yeah bro they go crazy The Christmas one Was it this? Or last Christmas It was last year And that one there with the green

1:07:42The Fellas:Yeah yeah yeah That was a good skull stand Yeah great skull I'm actually going to give you some props there bro Thank you man Who the shit is Whoa That is brilliant That's sick Yeah Fair enough Now why are us three just running the podcast soon Fuck Everything we do is just so free It's actually true Everyone Damn Should do a little six man pod Now where is everyone else Cat shop Funny man Yeah

1:08:09Shxts N Gigs:So You guys are too surprised that your podcast is still successful

1:08:12The Fellas:Not that you should be That's pretty insane Are you surprised You guys eventually managed To turn this into a job It wasn't even shade

1:08:24Shxts N Gigs:I would ask that question to everyone You guys are clucks

1:08:27The Fellas:It's like you're doing it for so long Why are people still listening They built this connection And the lore that we build Throughout the whole thing People still reference 200 episodes ago I'm sure you guys get the same I'm definitely surprised that were like still doing this still say i mean to be fair any like the level of consistency to drop a full episode every week and then for you in your guys case like twice a week it's like people don't realize the amount of time and effort and i don't i mean i don't know how you guys do it twice a week like it's hard it's hard it's difficult sometimes bro yeah yeah it's really

1:09:06Shxts N Gigs:difficult you've got things to say yeah the worst thing is when we talk around doing it around Touring is really tough So it fucks us both ways So we've tried it both ways Where we would record on tour And then we've tried Where we would just backlog it Before we go on tour Both versions are shit Because on tour We're spending 24-7 with each other So we have nothing to talk about It's either we don't talk all day And just wait till we go into the studio Or like when we're in the studio Just like It feels fake Because we're just reenacting stories That we've already told Forcing it We're just forcing it Just begging it And so I'm with you all the time I have nothing to tell you And then when we backlog Same again Sometimes we'll have to record Literally like Podcast Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Come to Friday It's like There's nothing to say What are we talking about Yeah This is such bullshit It's hate Working around tours bro It's horrible

1:09:52The Fellas:Yeah that's why When we get into like The rhythm of things Where we're recording once a week Goes out once a week Because we also We don't like bulk recording as much We have to do it for Christmas Because everyone sort of goes away For a couple weeks But Yeah In an ideal world Record once Goes out Record once Those episodes are clean They're so good We had that

1:10:09Shxts N Gigs:The other day where we just had that one thing, that one day, and the next day off, or the previous day off, I can't remember, bossing episode, bro. Yeah, bossing. And I just, we said, I literally said to you yesterday, I just wish sometimes we just had way more time of just like that one a week, boom, done, nothing either side. And then, I think, oh, bro, the episodes are just so good.

1:10:31The Fellas:Have you ever thought about bringing in a co-co-host? What, like we - Oh, like an AB situation? Yeah. Has that ever crossed your mind? No. Who would it be though? Who would it be? If you were to bring somebody in, who do you reckon it would be? Have you got like a close friend?

1:10:49Shxts N Gigs:I would bring Specs in, you know. Specs has the ability to make me laugh by doing literally anything. He can sneeze and I'll just burst out laughing, bro.

1:10:58The Fellas:We've always said that Specs is always one of our best guests every year. Always comes with someone new. He's the best liar I've ever met. Because I just believe everything. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah.

1:11:09Shxts N Gigs:You're going to get Specs on again, isn't it? Yeah. you need to make that happen yeah it was one of my favourite episodes we've ever done bro so funny bro

1:11:14The Fellas:yeah he's brilliant brilliant I think I could see him working all you need Specs' corner so it's not like a co-co-host but he's like a feature that pops up once a month it's like let's take it to Specs' corner and he does like a 15 minute story or rant or something like that that would suit you guys that would be sick

1:11:34Shxts N Gigs:that's actually funny there's a they didn't do it officially you know Joe Rogan he has a friend called who the fuck is it tim something but basically he has this boy and they're really into conspiracies and like three four five times a year they'll come on and they'll dress up in like the weirdest shit and they'll just talk about conspiracies for like four hours and they get like crazy crazy crazy crazy into it fair and they're like locked and it's like he doesn't name it anything different but it's like his own little genre that like doesn't follow the format of like anything else he does. And like, that would be cool sometimes.

1:12:09Shxts N Gigs:If we had like a regular guest, I could just sit back and just watch specs for an hour and just like laugh and just laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. The quarterly specs set. Yeah. Yeah. He should come on once a quarter. He's going to start charging. 100 % he will. 100%. As he should. He wants all the revenue from that episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wants a split AdSense. I'm going to see, you know, you get that notification where the money's going like that. Yeah. Fuck's sake.

1:12:32The Fellas:Not again. Yeah. But yeah. All right. What we got? Let's do the dilemmas then. Dilemmas, yeah. Well, let's crack on. So usually, how many we got here? Got a couple. Oh, nice. Okay, fine. Let's do the dilemmas here. All right. Do you want one of your boys want to read this out? He's starting us off. Easy, bro. One of your boys do this. All right, you go first, boys. All right, cool, cool.

1:12:55Shxts N Gigs:Me, 20. Oh, M, sorry, 20. Me and my brother. Jesus, I can't read today. M, 20, me. And my brother's female, 22, girlfriend. What? Yeah So the girlfriend's 22 He's 20 His brother's girlfriend's 22 Yeah Okay That's been said I've been talking a little bit Recently About my brother And her arguing But the other night They had a big argument And she came into my room To talk to me about it After about Half an hour of talking She went in for a kiss And shortly after that We started going at it My brother doesn't know What I should What should I do about this Obviously I don't want them to break up But I have tapped my brother's girl Fuck off Chip Chip Looking at you for help Thank you Goon masters

1:13:46The Fellas:Yeah don't ask about that anyways I don't know why they've left that bit in That's true I've never heard of this We don't really talk about that type of stuff on the podcast either He is right Fucking ambidextrous with it and everything That's insane to say on a podcast You have a digital footprint Shit Ambidextrous Gooning is insane. What? You can switch halfway, right? Right. So it feels different. Wow, bro. Feels like someone else is doing it. Wow, bro.

1:14:13Shxts N Gigs:Dead hand gang. Well, you sit on your hand and then my wife.

1:14:17The Fellas:I haven't done it. No, I haven't done it. I just know what it is. I just had the myth, bro. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know that. I used to call him a sleepy James.

1:14:29The Fellas:A sleepy James.

1:14:33Shxts N Gigs:No, lowey, bro. They roped you into that one Trapped me Trapped me Sounds like an MMA move

1:14:45The Fellas:I'm sure it was We got this dilemma guys What do we even do that? Bangs brothers girl It's just fucked I think you just keep it quiet Just never talk about it Just start

1:14:59Shxts N Gigs:Yeah cause you're gonna fuck up the family Yeah don't But it won't eat you alive though

1:15:03The Fellas:Yeah But that's his fault Now he gotta live with that guilt Instead of just Releasing the guilt Onto his brother And fucking his brother up

1:15:09Shxts N Gigs:Would you tell Like Let's say there's five of you In a group Would you tell us Another boy

1:15:14The Fellas:Nah he's gotta go to the grave Whoever he tells Is gonna come out Cause what he's done So bad The others are gonna be like Nah this is fucked Oh I don't know

1:15:22Shxts N Gigs:I don't know if I don't know if I can go To the grave without you know It would eat me alive You're gonna tell your brother Well just go to church Tell someone I'm assuming it's his older brother Cause the girlfriend's older Yeah

1:15:30The Fellas:He's never got You never can be proper brothers again Yeah I know And it's just gonna ruin The other brother's life

1:15:35Shxts N Gigs:It's gonna ruin every relationship he has For every brother Yeah Cause he's always gonna be like Oh my brother's probably gonna try and shag you

1:15:40The Fellas:Like Badly

1:15:41Shxts N Gigs:The thing is I understand But I don't know I don't know who I would tell I don't know if I would tell my boy I don't know But I'd have to tell someone Don't tell me boy Yeah I'd have to tell someone You could not tell me I'll tell your brother immediately Yeah I wouldn't tell you You tell the podcast

1:15:55The Fellas:Yeah I'm like Come on he's got something to say Yay What was it? What did you do?

1:16:00Shxts N Gigs:Something about your brother's girlfriend I can't remember Remind me Yeah I'll just start I'll just create a fucking Finster And just start DMing him I've heard Okay Yeah Just start DMing him bro Your girlfriend

1:16:16The Fellas:But then is it not worse

1:16:17Shxts N Gigs:That he finds out Through someone else And it's not his brother The only way He's finding out It depends To be fair Once the girlfriend's dumped She's 100 % gonna say It was the brother 100 %

1:16:29The Fellas:Yeah that's right That's good point No, but then you go, nah, she's fucking crazy. What the fuck? Bro, that's disgusting. I'll never do that to you, bro.

1:16:38Shxts N Gigs:Fuck, I wish. Yeah. Fuck, nah, she would never look at me. I wish was crazy. I wish was crazy. Oh my God.

1:16:46The Fellas:Nah, bro, she thought of me like that.

1:16:48Shxts N Gigs:Oh, bro. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, innit? You shouldn't have fucked your brother. Valid, valid. Yeah.

1:16:53The Fellas:Sometimes you just gotta deal with the consequences of your actions. Literally. We gotta face this head on. You'll be all right. You'll be all right. You'd be sweet, bro. Christmas is a bit weird for a little while. Yeah, time heals all eventually. Christmas is finished, bro. All right, this next one. This is by far the most mortifying thing to ever happen to me, and no one knows it, except for us now. A few years back, my mom asked me to find some old pictures on her phone because she'd lost them. So I was looking and couldn't find them anywhere, so I checked the hidden section. Biggest mistake of my life when I opened up to my mom's nudes.

1:17:32The Fellas:I'm completely traumatized. I cannot look at her normally anymore. Why? What? You braked. She doesn't know I've seen them, nor my partner. What do you mean you can't look at her normally anymore? It's awful. Listen, but it's just another human, really. What do you mean by that? What do you, what do you mean by that? Like, if you take that out of the equation and just like, right, that's just another body. It's your human body. This isn't, this isn't going the way I thought. Nah,

1:18:00Shxts N Gigs:This guy's a Dexter type

1:18:02The Fellas:Well there's nothing else he can do Otherwise he's gonna be like I need a little bit more context Is she like Going kind of crazy on that Or is she just like I was just stood in front of a mirror

1:18:18Shxts N Gigs:Or is she getting Yeah Get active

1:18:23The Fellas:There's toys or something like that Cause that's You gotta change your approach to thinking about it Whatever you do, don't tell your mom. You can't. No.

1:18:33Shxts N Gigs:No, no, no. That's ruining everyone's life. Yeah. Yeah. You just hate your mom from a distance, isn't it?

1:18:39The Fellas:Yeah.

1:18:39Shxts N Gigs:Just pretend to like her and you don't. That's not. Hate is strong. Bro, you don't need to hate your mom. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's not her fault. It is her fault.

1:18:47The Fellas:It is her fault.

1:18:48Shxts N Gigs:If you've got nudes on your phone, don't be telling me to go into your phone.

1:18:51The Fellas:Also, I'm actually not blaming the mom here. I'm blaming if you... Why are you going in the hidden section? Yeah, that's crazy. You know, it literally says hidden. Yeah.

1:18:59Shxts N Gigs:It's crazy. That is crazy. You can't Yeah That's his fault That's his fault Yeah Crack on bro What do you mean by that Maybe he knew

1:19:06The Fellas:Yeah No with your life Like Not with your mum Christ No But you just got to be Go to the internet You know Sorry sorry sorry Crack on with your life bro

1:19:14Shxts N Gigs:You've seen your mum's nudes Get over it dude Shit Yeah Issues That's what therapists are for Valid There you go

1:19:20The Fellas:Nah let me not say that That's fucked Alright You're up Chip Alright fellas I need help My boyfriend doesn't want to Want me to interact with guys at all For instance I had a group assignment with the lads so obviously we need to communicate and all and all but sorry we need to communicate and all but he demanded me to stop the nonsense then one fun day one fun day it's like Roald Dahl he decided to have girlfriends in uni so he offered me if you let me be besties with girls I let you interact with boys which is truly unfair because are you that desperate that's kind of crazy he wants to be besties he's like 16 they're clearly like 16 but they're just going uni right Yeah

1:20:00Shxts N Gigs:So they're like 18 probably This is He's an insecure Little motherfucker bro Yeah Let me be besties With the girls So you can interact With boys When I've got I've got coursework to do Why is he saying Interact with a man then Why is he saying

1:20:14The Fellas:Besties as well

1:20:15Shxts N Gigs:Besties is crazy Stop the nonsense is crazy Yeah Stop the nonsense bro The man Yeah demand Stop the nonsense You're not chatting about work bro I would just sack him off Group assignment I don't like how she said With the lads though That's not giving group assignment

1:20:28The Fellas:Yeah it's just a bit of course with the lads what do you mean the lads potential trying too hard moment doing too much yeah that is well she said with the lads and he said with the besties they could just both be gay

1:20:44Shxts N Gigs:they deserve each other bro they do clearly yeah

1:20:47The Fellas:I don't know yeah I think if I were you you're at uni you might as well just sack the whole thing off now anyways like it's it's not gonna make it to the end of uni this both of you are both naturally it's just not working out Sack it off

1:21:00Shxts N Gigs:Yeah charge it to the game Let's move on Charge it to the game Let's move on bro Alright next one Who's I'll crack on My ex-girlfriend got pregnant Oh god wait My ex-girlfriend got pregnant With another man A week after breaking up with me We had this exact Did we? We had this similar Not dilemma Oh like a roleplay argument Yeah She asked me to come back And father the child Even though he wanted to Should I go back And be a dad? What? Short and sweet

1:21:26The Fellas:What? Right My ex-girlfriend got pregnant with another man a week after breaking up with me. She asked me to come back and father the child. Oh, okay.

1:21:37Shxts N Gigs:Even though he wants to be a dad. Even though the actual dad wants to be a dad. It's not up to you, bro. What do you mean?

1:21:42The Fellas:You don't get that choice. Did I do it or no? No, it's not up to you, bro. It's not up to you, bro. Like the actual dad. If the actual dad wants to be the dad, he gets to be the dad. That's how this works. You don't just get to like sub him off. Like, bro, yeah, I'm up. I feel like the girl has asked him to be the dad because maybe the other one's a bit shit or something. No, no. Even though he wanted to. Yeah, that's what I mean. So the guy wants to, but the girl's maybe like, I don't want to. It's not her choice either. If he wants to be the dad, he gets to be the dad. That's insane.

1:22:12Shxts N Gigs:Damn, bro. Yeah. What part of the country is he from? Where is he from? It's not.

1:22:18The Fellas:That's a pretty outrageous thing for the woman as well. Just go back like, oh, do you mind just like subbing in? He's a bit of shit. Not really fucking with him like that. later after they broke up as well like it's all just shit yeah it's all just crap isn't it

1:22:31Shxts N Gigs:yeah that's not cool bro right you need to run as far and as fast as humanly possible from that entire situation bro and let homeboy be a dad to his kid because that is nuts yeah just gotta live

1:22:43The Fellas:your life yeah you got plenty of great how is this how is this even how at this point his ex

1:22:49Shxts N Gigs:gonna be like um i fucked another guy by the way and i'm pregnant and i'm keeping it do you want to be the dad he's been like let me ask the fellas

1:23:04The Fellas:yeah that's have you made your mind up have you made a matter wait for the fucking episode

1:23:12Shxts N Gigs:yeah that is insane bro all right this this next one is a game that we just want to try we haven't

1:23:25The Fellas:tried this yet before but you know the game imposter oh yes so we want to just try this on a podcast this will be the first time that we do it okay um but what it is is we're going to be given a uk youtuber or creator um and obviously one of us is going to be the imposter um so you won't know who the person is um and we'll go around we say one word that is with that yeah And then at the end of two rounds, we guess who we think is miles off it. So how do you want it to... I'll write the name on here and I'll get you to look one by one. Everybody closes their eyes. You say the person, you'll see whether...

1:24:04The Fellas:All right. Let's try this. Okay. So we'll all close our eyes. Yeah, we'll close your eyes. Okay. No, I'm dialed. This is going to be amazing. This could work. I don't know, actually. Yeah, hopefully. Hey, audio listeners. this is Cal from the future. Now, the first person we're all describing is Harry Pinero. Now, if you want a spoiler so that you know who the imposter is, stay listening. If you don't, then please fast forward 10 seconds. The imposter for the first round is James. Everybody else is, of course, describing Harry Pinero. For this person, I am going to go with O2. Who's next We'll go around this way So it'd be

1:24:52Shxts N Gigs:Be James next Famous Oh Funny

1:24:57The Fellas:Wait famous I don't like Because obviously They're famous Like obviously they're famous Obviously famous bro Alright wait hold on You go first

1:25:04Shxts N Gigs:I thought we were starting And it was like obvious shit And then it gets more specific As we go around

1:25:07The Fellas:Yeah okay Yeah yeah Uh Podcast Okay Right Okay I'll go next I'll go with You don't know Is it Is it right? It is right. I think.

1:25:25The Fellas:Child. Oh, okay.

1:25:29Shxts N Gigs:Intelligent. Hmm.

1:25:31The Fellas:Okay. We've got... Nah. Nah. Nah. Too vague. I'm not fucking with this guy at all. I'm not fucking with this guy at all. All right. You can clear yourself here. We can almost wrap this up. Wrap this up. Duo. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what's your word? Oh, I wasn't even thinking of a word. Oh, wait. All right. Football.

1:25:57The Fellas:Okay. That's a pretty awful one, but I can't go past the two vague ones here. But if you guess the person, then you win. So wait, first of all, we got a vote on who we think the imposter. I'm going to say James is an imposter. Gotta be James.

1:26:11Shxts N Gigs:James.

1:26:12The Fellas:I know you were low-key thinking of me a little bit, weren't you?

1:26:14Shxts N Gigs:Because of the statement you made earlier, but then what you just said now,

1:26:17The Fellas:a bit yeah all right let's see so you could say are you the imposter no i feel you have to guess

1:26:22Shxts N Gigs:first no uh oh it doesn't matter okay you are the imposter but can you guess who it is so vague right duo podcast child has fucking thrown me yeah what else was i get football but then Stanley was like football

1:26:42The Fellas:O2 O2 I said O2

1:26:49The Fellas:I think that's a good one to get I didn't get the O2 okay I'm missing that bit

1:26:55Shxts N Gigs:O2 podcast duo O2 child child

1:27:00The Fellas:when we start laying it out it's actually vague it is so vague yeah I was just saying you're gonna be like yeah you're gonna be

1:27:07Shxts N Gigs:think think about this Football O2 Child Duo Duo podcast Duo podcast When you just lay it out It's like Yeah I'm seeing it Right the only Have they done the O2? Duo podcast Child O2 football

1:27:33It's good

1:27:34Shxts N Gigs:It's a good one Harry Panaro Yay

1:27:52The Fellas:Hey, audio listeners. It's me again, Cal from the future. Now, let's do this one more time. So the YouTuber for this round is Will NE. Now, if you don't want to know who the imposter is, then skip ahead 10 seconds because I'm about to spoil it. The imposter is, in fact, myself. Cal, I'm the imposter for this round. I'm locked, Toon. Okay. F1. I'll go OG. Okay.

1:28:31The Fellas:I will go... Ooh, nah, it couldn't be twice, could he? I'll go... Stanley stitch up.

1:28:42Shxts N Gigs:I'll go accent.

1:28:45The Fellas:Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm messing with that.

1:28:48Shxts N Gigs:I'll go go-karting.

1:28:51The Fellas:That kind of works. I think that's valid. I don't mind it. It's because it's you, bro. You don't mind that you're the imposter. Come on, bro. Anybody could be an OG. What? Go on, Chip. I think I've given it away What can I say

1:29:13Fuck

1:29:16The Fellas:Single Single Brutal Really sometimes gotta do a guy I'll go fashion I'm not sure I'm fucking with that Or dress sense Whatever you want Yeah I wasn't saying yeah oh she sorry well

1:29:39Shxts N Gigs:it's Kyle 100 % I already know who it is you already know who it is you should do

1:29:45The Fellas:because you're not the imposter right valid valid

1:29:49Shxts N Gigs:valid valid valid valid all right cool cool cool I will say

1:29:59tall ish

1:30:02The Fellas:He's looking at him like I'm not convinced It's like When I look at him I don't think That Yeah but you're taller than everyone So you don't Fine Fine

1:30:13Shxts N Gigs:Bear collapse What?

1:30:17The Fellas:Bear collapse This is very very vague Nah Every YouTuber does Bear collapse Oh And even Even this one guy Doesn't do Bear collapse Oh well Does he?

1:30:35Shxts N Gigs:I don't know bear collabs is a little bit. Bear collabs is vague. Now I'm turning my head. Right.

1:30:41The Fellas:So that's it. That's a good year as well. Nah, nah, nah, nah. I think it's after bear collabs. Do you want to go one more? Do you want to do votes now?

1:30:49Shxts N Gigs:Do you want to go one more? Do you want to go one more? Let's do votes. Do you want to vote? Let's vote this bitch out. Do you want to do one more?

1:30:54The Fellas:All right. Okay. I don't know who it is, man. I...

1:31:01Shxts N Gigs:I genuinely thought it was Cal but now I think it's you you know what I'm going to say

1:31:08The Fellas:Cal is so good at this game that he gets stuff quite early and I think mine might just give it I think it's Cal

1:31:13Shxts N Gigs:I think it's Cal I'm like 90 % sure it's you but I'm also the way you just said Cal no no I was going to say Cal regardless

1:31:19The Fellas:alright I'm just going to go Cal to mix it up I'm going with you because Bear Collabs is just outrageous and also I don't think it's you because although the tall thing is kind of a bit weird, but I can kind of see how that works. But Bear Collabs is bait. You can say that about any YouTuber. Right. There's two other votes. Well, we don't do the vote. Let's see who it is. What do you mean? Well, it's two each. Yeah. You voted for that as well. I'm voting for that.

1:31:45Shxts N Gigs:Me and Chip vote for you. So what happened next? We could do one more round. We could do one more round. One more round. One more round. Okay.

1:31:53The Fellas:Okay. Shit. Let me think about this. I don't want to give it away either because if you get it I'm trying to think of like I've got one I've got one I think this is going to give it away Me too Can I go first then? Actually it doesn't make a difference You've got to say a word anyways This guy's trying too hard now I'm going to try and like I'm going to go with something that that might make it look like it's me I don't know Singer you gotta just think nah because i'm gonna say something that's even more insane i'm gonna say zebras oh that's nice but you get it but you you've clocked to it is you're still the imposter bro you just know what it is so now i'm dropping unbelievable words and now you're just saying ain't even no one gonna get that one these are but these guys should get that i don't even know Now the boys are throwing up.

1:32:53The Fellas:But I don't want the person. I don't think he knows who it is.

1:32:56Shxts N Gigs:It doesn't matter because it's you. All right. It's the last round anyway. I'm going to say...

1:33:08Shxts N Gigs:Lando. Okay.

1:33:11The Fellas:Yeah, you're fine. Thank you. Now, this actually depends all on this. This is it for me. Actually, it doesn't even matter because there's no suss on either of these two. here you want to make them you want to make us know that ain't you now and this is the last one so just like say some of that where it's like oh yeah definitely definitely you bro i'm just

1:33:29Shxts N Gigs:gonna say the word i've been thinking local no way local sorry local now you're done it's gonna be

1:33:36The Fellas:you bro you're done you're done i don't know actually what do you mean you don't know local

1:33:42Shxts N Gigs:bro what does that mean wait why are you because if we have the same word he knows why i'm saying

1:33:47The Fellas:local i know i know why you said i know why you said local i know why you said local there is only one way in which in which local works for you but that's because it's cow

1:34:08The Fellas:yeah it's cow 100 yeah yeah it was me But Will Eddie off the rip was too easy. I was going to say he clocks it and I was watching him get local. Really good at that. The way I tried to flip it, I'd chip on my side. I was like, yeah, you cooked up. I flipped him. It took a while.

1:34:30Shxts N Gigs:You processed it. Actually, actually. All right, cool. Well played. That was good. All right. All right.

1:34:36The Fellas:All right. So guys, we're going to wrap up there. I want to say a big thank you. Obviously you boys jumping on. Of course. Thanks for having us. Appreciate it. This has been a pleasure as always. Absolutely. I hope you guys have an amazing 2026. Likewise, bro. Thank you, James. Thank you, guys. Big things planned. And yeah, we will see you guys all next time for another episode. We have got a, we've got a couple of bits coming up. We've got our Christmas episode coming out. Then we've got a new year episode coming out, both of which Stanley absolutely cooked for. And not only that, but you can check out on Fellas Loaded, we had our LAN party video where, yeah, it was just an incredible, a little throwback.

1:35:10The Fellas:Yeah, it was a serious throwback to the good old days of gaming. So yeah, go and give that a watch. That's over on Fellas Loaded. We'll see you guys next time. Bye-bye. Bye.