265. Best YouTuber Awards, Timothée Chalamet On The Podcast & Australia Tour Plans…

10:50Cal:It was crazy. It was this spot, yeah. But it was just so windy. Like quite a few people die here in this spot. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Because they, the waves are, mate, it's honestly a spot out of a movie, right? they come roaring forward biggest waves I've probably ever seen and they hit the walls and everything and people go stand close to them and run away but if you get caught in it you're just fucking dead that corner is literally where me and I did somebody go in I swear I saw an image so basically I posted a video just at the beach and Sabina went like don't get close to the sea guys like none of you and I went like oh we're playing chicken it's Chip's turn to go on the rock now and then she was like fuck off and then I was like AI can you make someone in this thing and I sent it to her with like laughing emojis like his phone's fucked but he's fine and she was like what the fuck I've seen people die there I was like stay high chill out it was funny though we had her on screen yeah it was a good prank planted a hundred trees after that one good man nah but it's a beautiful country like genuinely that was unreal what was your favourite part of it so it came out of nowhere but there was this fucking waterfall that's the best part that we kind of just randomly came across massive waterfall by the way like top of the mountain coming off splashing down no security it was fences or anything around it you could just go behind the waterfall and shit that's sick you know we go behind and get gold chest that was really cool I think if you were there for like a week and you didn't have to rush going about it would be way more enjoyable I feel like we spent all day in the car yeah because we only had four hours a day like yeah actually four like sunrise at 11 but it's rising so slowly that it's probably bright at 12 then you can film

12:24Chip:oh yeah

12:25Cal:and then it goes dark at fucking 3, 4 yeah it's actually crazy and it was cloudy so no Northern Lights for us unfortunately yeah but Harry said he's been multiple times

12:34Chip:and he says I think he says it's one of his favourite places in the world it is sick

12:38Cal:it was oh the lagoon as well was was so

12:41Chip:oh yeah the blue lagoon nah I put lagoon in lagoon

12:45Cal:we went to a different one a brand new we hit a lagoon in the lagoon yeah it's the whole point of it isn't it yeah it's French for wank lagoon he was stroking it no we went to some new build one which is nuts new build gaffed. Yeah, it was. It wasn't like the main Blue Lagoon one. This was some like, if you know, you know sort of shit. Swimming up to the bar. The shortage of lagoons. Yeah. Chip was like sipping on the lagoon water. Like we're messing loads of families and there's like dead skin in there and he's just like sipping on the water. I wasn't sipping on the water. I was gargling it. Yeah.

13:17Cal:Bro. I wasn't even doing that. I was blowing bubbles in it, bro. Nah, there was like a little float table. You put your drinks on and he was like God forbid I try and build my immune system a bit. Fucking hell.

13:27Chip:not how it works bro

13:29Cal:nah it was really nice though it was definitely that lagoon thing is probably one of the coolest things I've done in a minute yeah so what was the name of the lagoon you went to? like Laguaris Lagoon yeah it might be Laguaris you see these things you remember like sort of farmhouse we stepped into the outdoor thing and it just weren't warm this was warm was so hot that there were points because it's a natural geothermal yeah it's because it's heated by volcanic shit yeah so part of it was just actually like too hot to stand in you'd have to move yeah that's it this is it it was so nice that looks sick swim up bars get fucking leather where does that go to did you get fucked up there yeah you come out we had a night out last night that's cool got a little bit fucked up watching football just you know said some mad shit you know met a bunch of fans in the bar yeah met like a prom organiser woman who was like nah I'm gonna get loads of respect at work if I get a pic with you yeah and then her son came over and went she went like so who is it and he went like oh no this is the main one and pointed to me yeah she was like AB the main one and we're all just like then we go right Sam I was like no no didn't mean that and I was like fucking

14:33Chip:the main one the only one my son gives a fuck about with one shot for me

14:37Cal:and then they brought one shot over yeah it was really funny stingy fucking bastards that's poor it was really funny but obviously like it must be his favourite alright Chip what was your best best thing at 2026 uh you mean 2025 uh sorry oh bro I actually don't know talk to me tell me remind me of some things that happened Well you went to Qatar as well What did I do in January? Fuck You went on that road trip with Sabina in America The Miami one That was good I enjoyed that Getting that Corvette and just fucking ragging that around Under the speed limit Slovenia was a movie as well Slovenia was actually really good Slovenia was better than Iceland for me Did you think the same?

15:21Cal:10X Slovenia is the best place I've been I think the thing is like but Iceland yeah my favorite place I've been when people say it's the best place to travel to I always say it was really good yeah I might just have to go it was like hot but not too hot there was so much to do it was really nice the drives are sick and there was a lot of daylight like I think Iceland is better with the missus like 100 % I think Iceland would be better than

15:42Chip:could I just say I'm wearing Stanley's trousers yeah you're struggling that's why they're mental and if I wasn't what was the worst thing of 2025 worst thing oh

15:53Cal:Fuck bro I wish I should prep this stuff My memory's fucked They say my TRT will help my memory We're saying it on the call today

15:59Chip:Yeah we got So what's

16:00Cal:Quick update Okay I had my last TRT call today Paid for the The start kits and everything It's getting sent out tomorrow AB's so jealous You're pitting it up tomorrow Anyone needs a vial Anyone needs a vial to send me Not because I want to hop on test It's just like It's annoying that he's got like an upgrade to do Like we got no upgrades Yeah He's got like a good upgrade Skill tree Yeah it's like fuck It's getting points

16:24Chip:Nah I think Bro Can I just imagine Like you rocking out Like filling out that chair Just huge Is it possible? No Because he's gonna just be Normal level Yeah But he's gonna Nah it's gonna be high He's doing this to be like us Nah It's replacement therapy Nah he's gonna be Nah Yeah I know But I reckon it goes It will affect it It will But like In comparison to him Like he's not gonna be like Mogging He's not mogging me You know but I know this is obviously something that you're a little bit worried about. You're a little bit worried. No, I'm not worried. I'm not worried. It's just what he's saying.

16:57I'm not going to mug you. It's natural levels, bro. I'm not going to mug you, bro.

16:59Chip:Natural levels. I've been on ice baths. No, to be fair.

17:04Cal:Red light sauna. And ashwagandha. He took seven days off gym or like eight days off gym and I've never seen such a slim tender man. Like, bro. You can't say that I've had seven days off gym when you've had like 10 days off. No, I haven't. Yeah, you have. you were sucking way more than me. You were looking like a melted cheesestring, bro. He was stressed. He was like, need gym. All right. Nah, to be fair, we both. We're going to hit a chest after this. Yeah, we actually are. Put you through your paces. Yeah. Should we go do muscle? Get over 60 kgs. You're welcome, bro. I'm actually going to gym with you now.

17:38Now I want to train thinking about your downfall.

17:40Cal:No, don't do that. Nah, yeah, yeah. I'm only training thinking of like... What happens if he starts

17:44Chip:banging like 150 for 10? It's a wrap.

17:47Cal:You know what? You got to say... I'm off the pod. Most people will genuinely say if I could hide my build and I get stronger, people will be like, oh, it's thanks to AB. I think people already say that in the comments. They're like, oh, they met you and Chip put AB on and AB put Chip on in the gym.

18:03Chip:Yeah. Okay, fair enough. By the way, just so people know, I want to make this clear because I've just realized that we're essentially just gassing steroids here. What Chip is doing this for a medical reason? Oh, sorry. This is not him just being there like, yeah, I'm hopping on. Yeah, let's make that clear. He's got low testosterone, so you get replacement therapy to put you back up to natural levels of testosterone. There you go. More motivated, more energy, better sleep, better recovery, better muscle growth, better appetite. Fucking hell. It sounds good. Surprise, bro.

18:34Cal:You sound very well-versed. Yeah, I do, bro. I watch Natty or Not in my spare time. No, you're right, though. That is pretty cool. Coach Greg. Actually, I think this guy's running a little bit of Decker. Don't know about Coach Greg.

18:47Chip:all right yo let's do the award show oh here we go this is big so as you guys know in one of the previous episodes we had you all yep um well we first of all we put our up our nominations and then we went on to loaded and also on our instagram story and we had everybody vote so this is a fan voted winner we put the noms up you guys voted the winners so to anybody that may have missed out here please do not direct your hateful comments towards us this is the public's decision so shall we get into this guys yeah let's do it i'm happy to have about 3 000 responses i think

19:31i have them yeah i can show you one second third okay that's cool yeah we can do that okay right

19:36Chip:so uh ab i feel like maybe santa are you good for me to put these out randomly uh yeah oh do you

19:43Cal:wants to see people. I think random's fine. You probably don't want to open your own window. He can't spoil it. Just give him random.

19:50Chip:Just give him random. Do you know what I'll do? I'm just going to hand him out like this. I've always wanted to be the guy. Did you see the streamer's award? How dog shit that woman was? Oh, fucking hell, bro. All right. Worst person I've ever seen host anything ever. Never host anything again, girl.

20:08Cal:Was it the girl that was going around the table? Just the one who threw like 500 air balls in 10 minutes you're talking about the one that was going up and she told Kyson actually I did it yeah he was like what yeah he said like it was insane he said like oh I like the new documentary on Netflix by the way and then like Kyson that's my mate was like can I get the mic and he went like if you're gonna be on the mic say something funny no and then she like went like oh haircut and everyone was like what

20:34Chip:it's a dream it's a dream bro it was psych I need to give that a watch the toughest watch ever

20:39Cal:did you see that the girl that went up on stage as well because you know FaZe Adap won best breakout streamer oh yeah and then that India girl went up and was like nah it was like the Kanye West should be what was it guys she said Rekai nah I'm sorry

20:56Chip:FaZe Adap wins that every day alright let's get into this AB take us through the first thing so what we'll do is just before you read that out we've got best quote now the nominees for best quote were AB I'm in a runner's K hole we've got cal freezy burger we got ab again with a second nom batty like the north star clip yeah we've got chip on here as well get your feet off cal's dinner that's good and then max cadar love for that love for that who is the 2025 winner of best quotes i'm feeling this is all right and the winner is the best quote 2025 fellas awards is your mate Oh, AB, batty like the North Star.

21:48Congratulations, mate. Congratulations. This is your moment. Can we get an... I feel like I don't like the feeling of reading your own one.

21:56Cal:Can we get an acceptance speech? Yeah, I just want to say shout out to Lauren Alexis for the opportunity. I want to say shout out to Anchorman because I kind of stole the quote from there. Fucking good point. No, but I remixed it with Batty. Yeah, it was big. It works. Yeah. Nah, people always... Nah, fuck. All right. Chip. Yeah, all right. So this is the 2025 Fellas Awards for best YouTube clip moment. Nominations for this were Ed May, head like a tennis ball. Jack Joseph, Vic star dancing. Jakey Davis, I was in a trance. Chip, I thought we were going as wizards. And AB, falling off his bike.

22:40Chip:I swear by the way, if AB cleans Sweden, I'm going to be human. But if it's fellas fans, then I don't know. Also, my leg hair's still just here. Oh no, from the Christmas day!

22:50Cal:The fellas fans are honest people, bro. So if you win, you've won, honestly. Can we put that on eBay? Can you frame that? I was going to try and put it on eBay and see how much money we can get. No, frame it and whack it on the set. We can frame it. Alright, Chip.

23:04Chip:So, here we go.

23:05Cal:Okay, here we go. Stop looking at the text through the paper. Everyone look away. The winner of 2025's best YouTube clip moment is... Jack Joseph, Vic Star Dancing. That's valid. Congratulations, Jack. We did reach out to Jack for a word. For an acceptance video. Acceptance speech on his award. And he replied twice saying, I'll get this done. When do you need it? And I told him and he didn't respond. Yeah, cheers, Jack. Thank you, Jack. You fucking bell. I'll put it in the edit if he has. If he sends it, we'll get it in the edit for you right now. Thanks for voting for me. I love Vicstar. Woo-oh-oh.

23:44Yeah.

23:47Chip:Okay, let's move on. This is a big one, by the way. To be honest with you, when we spoke about this, there wasn't a real standout. So I'm going to be interested to see who's delivering the best YouTube video of 2025. Okay, let's do it. The nominees for that are A thousand players simulate civilization, rich and poor, with over 30 million views. Nice. We have Nico, who did I Pranked, a celebrity movie premiere. Love it. Will and E came in hot with I Investigated Impossible Places that actually exist. And finally, we have, of course, got the Sidemen. Sidemen,$100 ,000 versus$100 theme park. When did I make it on?

24:28Chip:Is that a fan? Yes. That was a fan. Fans? That's the one we went on. to Poland? Yes. It had like everybody in. It was just like... Was that my favourite? I didn't know that one went down well. They must have loved it. Fuck yeah. I remember being on it

24:43Cal:thinking oh this will be okay. Yeah. Must have just been good. Yeah. Must have just hit. Okay. So the winner

24:50Chip:of the best YouTube video 2025 is Will and E! Oh you know what? With I investigated impossible places that shouldn't exist. Well deserved. Well deserved. That's the only one on that list that I watched and was like, great video. They're putting out back. It's not the same thing. Since you guys nominated the 1 ,000 Players Civilization one, I'm halfway through it right now. Are you enjoying it? Yeah, it's a good watch. All right, we've got a video here from Will, don't we?

25:17Cal:Yeah. Let's all whack this on.

25:19Chip:Here we go. Let's see what Will and E had to say. Oh, thank you very much to the fine, amazing, lovely, really talented people at the Fellas Podcast and Alfie Bottle. That's really kind of you. I'm glad some people enjoyed the video. I hope everyone has a lovely, lovely Christmas and New Year.

25:34Cal:Woo-hoo. Yeah. Thank you very much. Yes. He's so right in that. Thank you for calling us.

25:40Chip:A close friend of all three of ours. Yes. Very important.

25:44Cal:A man with a lot of knowledge and wisdom. Fluke.

25:47Chip:All right. Let's move on to the next one. All right. I've got Beth's newcomer. Let's do it. So we're back again. Who are the noms for that? I'm out. Okay. So we've got AB. Fantastic year, AB. Should be proud to be on the list. Jakey Davies. Serious.

26:05Cal:I was in a trans. He was in a what?

26:07Chip:We have, of course, Marlon. Yeah. And then Steve Bracknell. Very, very well deserved. This is a tough one.

26:15Cal:You'd think that potentially Marlon would edge it based on how big he is, but I think our fan base... He just wouldn't break out streamer. UK fan base, but they appreciate UK humor more. AB, Jakey Davies, Steve Bracknell, they could edge it.

26:28Chip:They really could. Let's have a little look. Here we go. And the winner is... AB! Oh, bro. I'm sweeping up. I'm sweeping. I've never won anything. I will say, I did have a look through last year's New Year's episode. And you did also give best newcomer to AB as well. That year, so it's gone back to back. So nice. I never knew you did. This guy's going to be the newcomer of 2023.

26:59Cal:Next year, we'll just... We'll always make it. No, it actually just looks really corrupt though, doesn't it? It becomes an under 23s award at that point, you know? You can still win it as long as you're under that.

27:09Chip:That's a good shout. All right. Unlucky and commiserations to obviously Jakey Davies, Marlon, Steve Bracknell, all worthy contestants. Yeah. But let's move on to the next one.

27:18Cal:Now, next we have best YouTuber 2025. We've got Nico, Fern, Outdoor Boys, Max Kadar, and John Nellis. It's an interesting list. You know what? It is an interesting list because... Is it best YouTuber? Yeah. Best YouTuber. I regret not putting Mashtag on there because he went out of generational run this year. Just want to say that.

27:41Chip:Thanks for adding that. Thank you. It's a shame you didn't add it, you know, when we were going through the nominees. He's missed out there.

27:47Cal:Okay. And it's a bit of a shock result, actually. It's going to be Maskedar, isn't it? The winner of 2025's best YouTuber is... Nicko

28:01Chip:Well played

28:02Cal:So there's some integrity to this award

28:05Chip:Yes there is integrity By the way must say that second channel The NDL channel has been amazing We've got an award

28:12Cal:Rocket videos Where the fuck is he Jesus Christ We've got an acceptance video He's on some travel video obviously Nice observation It's come to my attention That I have won YouTuber of the year at the Fellas Studios. Hello, mate. How are you doing? I've just won the YouTuber of the year at the Fellas. Anything to say? Well, basically what he wants to say is kind of what I want to say. This is the most incredible moment of my whole career. I want to thank Cal Freezy, the burnt chip, and AB for all nominating me and choosing me.

28:50Chip:And, yeah, I'm going to buy a nice burger. Cheers, bro. Thanks, guys. thank you thank you congratulations Nick congrats Nick little clip farm mid awards that was a really good one so good all right well you got one for a zero AB best TikToker oh this coming from you as well this means a lot as a former TikToker this is good

29:13Cal:I'm excited to see who's won this I kind of took over the scene and left yeah

29:17Chip:do you reckon you could potentially look at going back in 2026 and taking over your favorite platform ever okay oh no fair enough it's a shit platform I love TikTok never done anything for me. We like TikTok too, right? I only scroll Reels now. Oh no. His waged war. Our TikTok view is just going to go like that. Reels is way better, but like, it's just like, it's fuck. Anyway. Yeah, Reels is a bit crazy. His nominees for best TikTok of 2025. Italian batch. Woo. Woo. Danny babes. Woo. Be love. Woo. Woo. Woo. Mitzi. Yeah. Mitzi made it off. Oh yeah, Bacy. Did we know her on? I think we did, yeah.

29:57Yeah, valid. I mean, yeah, she's done enough for us. Yeah.

30:01Cal:All right, this is big. Trying to look at the back of the text. I want to be fully surprised. These trousers are winding me up. Stop taking the piss out of my trousers. Get them looking out loose. No, why are they like 34 ways? 36? Okay. 34, I think. And the winner of Best TikToker 2025 Fellows Awards is... Is... Italian Bats. Yeah. Deserve the output The consistency

30:25Chip:Someone told me Upload two TikToks a day Yeah he does He's a horse

30:30Cal:He's a fucking doggy That's my thing bro

30:32Chip:Availability is the best ability Woo How about that That's big

30:36Cal:Oh wait we've got an accepted speech match Love that Oh there he is Here we go He looked gorgeous doesn't he He can let you hit bro And he hit You know what He actually might Headphones chip Oh where are they Sorry Go for it POV you won the fellas TikTok creator of the year thank you alright

30:56Chip:thank you you can tell we're not L 'Oreal or anything we're not CeraVe

31:02Cal:they didn't give us a skit or anything but that's okay

31:05Chip:I did actually get a message after he found out that he won saying he's extremely disappointed to win this because it means that he's not one sexiest creator

31:19Cal:oh well it doesn't mean that that doesn't mean that does it that's what I said if I was holding two trophies I could have got a cool pick

31:27Chip:AI we'll get just go like that really quick to the camera bro

31:31Cal:yeah

31:33Chip:there we go

31:37you'll never catch me doing that

31:39Cal:yeah I agree right okay next up we have got best streamer Ginge nominated of course Ed Matty is up there FaZe Adapt is in there Speed, Kaisenat, and Marlowe are all a sort of Big one You know what, genuinely this is massive I'd say I think this is going to go Ging's way but you never know He doesn't need to win anything else

32:07Chip:By the way, you know what, I actually hear me out in terms of runs for the year he might Soccer Raid, charity match King of the Jungle Yeah, it doesn't really get much better, doesn't it? Nutty.

32:19Cal:They're saying I'm going to have a similar year next year.

32:22Chip:All right, who's won it then, Chip?

32:24Cal:Okay, so for 2025's best streamer, we have got... The winner is... Sorry, that sounds better. Ginch! Yay! Congratulations, Ginch. I don't think... Very well-deserved, mate.

32:38Chip:I don't think there is anybody on that list who had a better year than Ginch.

32:43Cal:Yeah. I think anybody there would probably be deserving of the award, to be fair. They're all good streamers. Who won the actual stream of the year? Was it Speed? Speed won.

32:52Chip:And then Kyson out, I believe, won like Marathon of the year. This is kind of like a better award show. We don't really do all that marathon shit. We're promoting begathons now. Is that what they're called? They're called begathons.

33:06Cal:Let's get some zops. I will literally be on my knees begging if I'm getting that kind of coin, bro.

33:12Chip:alright AB you got another you got another thing for us what's next oh it's a big one

33:17Cal:sexiest creator let's have it just my one can I not just read out the screen no sexiest creator or should I say lengest rocket nominees oh shit nominees angry ginge yeah okay oh he's gonna sweep up isn't he Italian batch George Clark and Sabina yeah valid little piece

33:42Chip:little sweet one nah if Jinj sweeps this although he did lose 7kg in the jungle

33:50Cal:yeah he did so yeah and the sexiest creator of 2025 fellas award is your missus bro it's Sabina thank you have you rigged this thank you you've told yeah shake my hand bro that's Aga what stop saying that man oh what he already fucking knew no here we go guys a little acceptance speech from myself and Sabina this award counts as a win for me too congratulations Sabina on winning the world sexiest creator world sexiest yeah world sexiest I feel like you've just added yeah I mean yeah it kind of counts I believe it I have nothing to do with the voting system this is not

34:32Chip:sure buddy

34:33Cal:are you sure I'm is she gonna say anything okay because it's really cute if you rigged it like I didn't rig it Kind of romance Is what the people want Okay Congratulations You have won Let her talk bro Go on Is she going to accept it? One free back massage

34:50Chip:30 minutes Is she going to accept the award? Swedish style

34:53Cal:Doesn't sound like I won that Congratulations This is an honour Thank you She's happy She didn't want to talk Thank you

35:02Chip:Bye What the fuck bro? Do you know what an extra acceptance speech is?

35:09Cal:she didn't want to do it on her own she was like can you save most of them stuff

35:12Chip:nah Sabina if you want to be a creator you've got to lock in

35:15Cal:she's getting there she's getting there it's just going to be a sexy civilian next time if you're not going to create for us god forbid husband and wife make a little skit you know skit that's just called you might win toughest watch after that I like when you do that like zesty character it's good was that a good clip nah Nah. Nah. Fair enough. All right.

35:38Chip:Okay. Really thought we could do that one. All right. We've got, ooh, I've not got this one. Who's got best show slash podcast. You've got that one. Yeah, I'm out of, I'm out of a. Do you want to open this? Nah, you go, you go. All right. So we've got best show and podcast nominees, pitch side, very deserving. Yeah. Fellas post AB, obviously. All deserving. Girls bathroom, I don't know much about that, but apparently it's big. Finn versus history, and could have been records.

36:02Cal:Yeah. All great shows, all deserve it, but one deserves it the most. And who's it going to be? Fellas, it has to be. Come on. Come on. And the winner is... Oh my God, if it's not... It's the best show of the Fellas Awards is Fellas Post-AB. Yeah! Come on, man. Come on. Let's go. Come on. That's quite impressive, bro. One hand pop. Fucking about. That was actually, yeah, that was cool. You've won three awards. I can do that, too. Yeah, I've got three, bro. You've got three, I've got two. This has been big for us. I could win as well.

36:36Chip:I'm excited for this. You could win, bro, couldn't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean, I've got to win something. Oh, fuck. If I win Toppest Watch, I'll be for you. Next up, of course, one that we've all been waiting for. This is Toughest Watch. Yeah. We've got some really great nominees here. We've got Sky Sports Halo. The fascinating TikTok account. That was a tough, tough. Diabolical watch. horror watch

37:05Cal:that was crazy we've got Chip phasing out during the pod not fair that could just be a medical issue egregious work from you lot putting me in this egregious thank you any opportunity to drop that one okay then we've got the side men talent show oh another thing I was involved in what the fuck wait but what's the toughest watching wait I'm on I'm on a free I'm on free time Chip's sorry what do they mean by the talent show though

37:32Chip:not just like the whole

37:34Cal:It got roasted, didn't it?

37:36Chip:Oh, right, okay. Yeah, everyone wasn't happy with the talent. AB Voice Noting Girls, that's ironic. It's satire. It's not a tough one. No, you do send them, though. They're real. No. It is true. I would never do that.

37:52Cal:We've got a Chipsora AI video. You were forcing me at gunpoint to do that. You told me it was going to get a ban. Yeah, that was actually all Stan. You told me it was going to be... You said this is a movie. Don't worry. People think it's a movie. How many views did it get?

38:06Chip:Oh, here we go.

38:07Cal:It didn't even bang. No, it did bang. Straight on the link.

38:10Chip:50k likes. Yeah, that's doing like a few hundred K then. Yeah, so it's not banged. This is like the day I introduced it to Window Kid as well. He's got to see my boy do that. It's like, it's a lot you hang around with. All right, let's do this. We've gone through the nomination. Now, the winner of the toughest watch of 2025 is... AB Voice Noting. not a tough watch not a tough watch you know this girl I was talking to showed her mum one of the voice note clips and they're like oh look how funny this is and her mum was like that's just not funny and I was literally like it is funny throwing up in my mouth I went all red and was like it was funny

38:51Cal:it's funny bro cheers bro

38:53Chip:now keep doing the bit it's good yeah it's a good bit don't let some harlot

38:56Cal:bring you down

38:58Chip:you just called the mama

39:02Cal:That's insane. Shit, you right. Don't let this lovely lady bring you down. Bring you down. Oh, I'm actually getting red thinking about it. Did she watch the pod? I don't know. Should we send her a voice note now? No. Okay.

39:15Chip:You don't want to send her a live voice note?

39:17Cal:Give them a tough watch. No, no, no. Okay. So what's this now? We've got fellas loaded creator of the year. Okay. You want to explain? So these are the noms? Yeah. These are all the nominations. Quite a few. You'd have to read them out if you don't want to. Why are there so many? Most. all the creators about this. I'll just go through them really quickly.

39:32Chip:This was a loaded only quiz. We got hundreds and thousands of you voting on this, which is great. We had, I'll just fly through them. Angry James, Jakey Davis, AB, Away Days, ArthurTV, Italian Batch, Will and E, Nico, Chip, Freezy, Kallux, George Clarkie, B Love, Chris MD, KSI, Liv DiMartino, Reeve, Theo Baker, Jack Joseph Chazza Lewis Bowden Tom Garrett Danny Aarons Cole Anderson Max Fosh Arthur Hill GK Barry Mashtag Window Kid Joe Weller Heinz Beans and Steve Bracknell Is it just everyone? So this is pretty much open bracket Oh as in like

40:15Cal:So people put those names forward So the winner I think this could be a sweep for you This is a pretty big one This This was a big one As in you could win this Make it a hat trick tonight That will be big We're going out if you win this.

40:29Chip:This is creator of the year. This is mega.

40:32Cal:I'm going out if you win this. Okay. Because we've had a big game.

40:35Chip:I'll be right here. This includes streaming, TikTok, YouTube, podcasting.

40:41Cal:Bro, if AB wins, can we just say right now, AB wins straight into the pub to celebrate for one. Valid. Valid. Yeah, 100%.

40:47Chip:And the winner of Fellas Loaded creator of the year is... Cal Freezy! Oh! wait that's still a valid reason to go to the pub nah nah it was only AB wasn't it oh look at that

41:04Cal:wow bro that's brilliant you have had a brilliant year to be fair so I don't know lose angry gyms let's fucking go AB got 41 nah nah nah dark blue is angry that one there 23 votes

41:17Chip:yeah it was a dark blue so just for the day I won with 48.9 % I think you had quite a lot though AB

41:24Cal:if you're the second biggest what do you want? Not asked. Yeah, you came close bro, unlucky.

41:30Chip:What did Chip get?

41:31Cal:Like 13. Idiot. I've not exactly uploaded or whatever.

41:36Chip:Nah, I'll take that, you know, that's big.

41:38Cal:You know, I might have walked away with the award of the night. That's the award of the night and not only that but look at how much you've smoked it, man. Come on, bro.

41:45Chip:Consistent uploading. I have uploaded by the time this video is out I will have uploaded 24 videos on the main channel this year. That's a lot. We've actually got an acceptance speech from Kyle if you want to put your headphones on. Let's have a little look. Let's have a little looky. Okay. I know what Stanley's done.

42:05Cal:Lord, what a banger. Sexiest creator, you know. What? Dinner. Fuck off, man. Someone edit that out, please. I've had a stinker.

42:27Cal:Oh, what a howler. I wouldn't have been able to have done it without my right-hand man, Chippo. This award's for you too, buddy. And obviously that gimp on the other sofa. Don't hurt me. Oh, and Stanley. He's a prick. That wraps things up. My dad probably wished he wrapped up. Thank you so much for the love you've given me. I don't deserve it, but I'm so grateful. That's the toughest guy to watch. And, yeah. I don't care. Burger for life. Burger for life. Respect. respect that was Dan and Mole as Cal Freezy in a new hit show Burger good watch that was I enjoyed that

43:03Chip:killed the whole vibe

43:06Cal:honestly like that's got me in the mood for a little little buggy with the boys a little beer at the pub I think that award accepting speech from the one and only Dan and Mole nah he caught me again he caught me I'm happy with that I'll take that right shall we move on

43:24Chip:Alright Paul Vibe just switched Someone else want to take over From hosting this shit

43:28Cal:Well don't worry about it I'll take the reins

43:30Chip:Yeah if you wouldn't mind Alright go on then

43:32Cal:You go

43:34Chip:Yeah that's a great start Brilliant No sorry I was just We've done what's been your highlight So I was just reading What's the next one Oh You lot got any New Year's resolutions

43:44Cal:That was good That was good Like that Yes Let's get fucking checked

43:51Chip:You have no excuse now by the way if by the end of 2026 you're not looking like prime by the way if you keep doing this upper lower nonsense or like the full body shit it's not gonna happen bro it's a good split it actually works quite well it's actually not optimal bro

44:07Cal:no worth saying that online when we go listen to you you just got genetics alright let me go gym for an hour and hit every muscle I don't do that instead of go gym for an hour and hit I just do it upper anyway my new year's resolutions I wanna start cooking way more I want to get good at cooking good for the vlog yeah stop ordering so many deliveries will you actually do that though

44:28Chip:okay it's all good half of the resolution how are you going to achieve that because I know how to cook I just can't be fucked what are you going to do I reckon I reckon just buy some pans at work on my induction hob is a good start you should write down are you going to set a goal what's your goal yeah oh maybe like have like five dishes I can make quite well I mean I've already got like scrambled eggs on toast fuck you but no but bro I'd put my scrambled eggs on toast above anyone else actually insane a bit for your vlog pick any day, invite me and Chip Brown we'll have your scrambled eggs on toast and you can cook for us I'm so on that bro it's going to go off Cathedral City Extra Mature Cheddar nah, I believe that don't give my secrets away

45:17Cal:got the ingredients or moving like it's Coca-Cola, like in the vault. Just literally slice of cheese from Asda. This is going to be so shit-scrubbed. No, it's so good, bro. It's so good.

45:30Chip:Have you ever had vouchers? Is there anybody that can vouch? He doesn't know anyone, bro. No, that's what I'm thinking. You know, it's only good because he's had it. No, but I've had a lot of scrambled eggs in my life. You will be like, bro. Okay. All jokes aside. I'm excited to try that. I'm going to have to come around most mornings now. Okay. That's what it'll be like.

45:47Cal:Breakfast at ABs. I want to learn a new skill yeah but what is that skill I hate people like you so I've just been thinking about it the other day what it is maybe it will be chess or the harmonica something completely useless but I was thinking chess because it's good for me chess isn't a bad one I was thinking that because it's good for the memory keep me ticking over a little bit so you can muck around with Arthur on the flight yeah that's what I was going to say do you know how to play it or is it just like I know how to play it already but it's obviously you're getting good I can play it at the basic level I'd like to stream a lot again oh that's

46:22Chip:bad for the mental health that bro we've seen the dark places I know you crash out too much I know we were saying that like about the streaming thing but recently I'm just like gagging to stream but I did see a clip while I was away of you lot like getting up were you watching like my last of us gameplay yeah yeah was this on a loaded bonus app shittest game ever made nah bro

46:46Cal:unplayable game bro you know what we were talking about this as well we were talking about another category of human so like you're either wham or you're good at video games and you're just wham all right i wouldn't know because most like wham gym guys are like proper neeks as well like they do like mad skyrim and halo and like trend twins are probably like cracked at games like i've not met somebody that's that's

47:12Chip:wham and good at video games. They do exist, but for the most part... There's like one phase guy that got wham after being good at video games. They all have anime and they get mad at League of Legends and stuff.

47:22Cal:That's fair. And then they have roid rage and smash it on the PC. What the main point of it is that you just shit. Alright, if you're saying I'm too cool to do that shit, then that's fine. That could be a way of looking at it. Yeah. Nah, but I like that one. Also, 2026. I can stream with you. 2026, AB becomes the biggest skateboarding YouTube channel in the world. Ooh. oh shit how about that and how

47:44Chip:how are you gonna achieve that goal travel the world challenging people to game a skate for 1000 pounds oh that is sick yeah forfeit bring a skateboard

47:52Cal:wherever you go bro that would be fun to watch yeah or it's just like AB road to pro nah nobody wants to see that surely is that possible I'm not trying to bring it down on it but like how hard you're technically pro like you get some shit sponsored yeah I could probably just get it because not because they're good at skating is it like golf or kind of anyone anyone's a pro you can get like a shop sponsor like if you're like good in London like a skate shop will sponsor you and give you free shit it's not the same as like getting like Nike or whatever but I just want to skate a lot more and actually like do some mad shit like break my leg like fuck shit like send me down big stairs okay me out with Tony Hawk could be a banging video who is it?

48:37Nigel Houston is your number one who's like your go-to skater? He's like the number one, but he's not my number. He's like... Who's your number one? Oh, I don't know. It's really hard to say. Rodney. Who do I used to be? What, Rodney Mullen? Yeah. He's like the guy who invented basically every trick. Yeah, that's what I mean. He's the GOAT. I don't know.

48:56Chip:I don't know. Sweet. All right, then. Well, that's nice, bro. I forgot all the names. I like that, though. I used to know them all. Those are good resolutions. That is a good resolution. So, cooking more and... Streaming. streaming and skateboarding your three resis I like that for you you got any cow oh yeah resolutions I have got for this year I'm not gonna bang the usual gym shit because I say that every year and I've let myself down every year why don't you just start coming to Jim's apartment gym when we go because I've never once been invited no I know but like so this is me you need to be on a bit you just dropped me that message you're welcome to come

49:37Cal:yeah

49:38Chip:okay so it's all well a good saying you're welcome to come but it's all right if you don't let me know when you're going i'm not welcome we'll start putting it on the if you wouldn't mind it usually works like i never ask him if i can go if you want to go gym together i say can i use the apartment gym ah so that's how it comes about and then he's about let's roll yeah fine okay well i'll be there you're welcome bro

49:59Cal:you're welcome anytime stop saying let me tell you that that is a it's a place of worship bro it's the right passage to work in there like you better be putting in a fucking shit you can't hit a back day in there. it's fucking,

50:09Chip:you know, last time I went there, I did, I did an entire workout. Chip was just on the stair machine the entire time. Yeah, but that was when he was on his weird shit. Yeah,

50:18Cal:I've never even used a stair machine, bro. You just cats for the sake of it. Yeah, it sounded good though. Yeah, it's valid, it's valid. So,

50:25Chip:yeah, resolution. What is it? My resolution for 2026 is going to be make even more coin. Fuck, that's always the resolution. That's a perma, permalution. Yeah, I like it so be a nicer bloke nah

50:40Cal:I like the way I am you saying he's not a nice bloke just like less rage baiting yeah that is something

50:47Chip:I don't know why but it's because you always bite yeah and the comments get at me for it because then I stop picking on him no no no it doesn't actually bother me I don't think so I think you do

50:57Cal:alright mine will be zoned out less how about that I like that I thought I'm going to obviously check why I'm zoning out yours should be like just get my shit together but like as a blanket statement just for the whole thing.

51:13Chip:Whole life coming together for the one year. Sort it out. Right on your mirror, sort it out.

51:20Cal:Fuck, bro, guys making a thick as you still gotta sort it out. To-do list. Everything. Nah, you know what? You're praying I'm a doubt for, bro. Actually not. You're praying I'm a doubt for. In 2026, you're gonna see a fucking different me. I'm gonna be. I actually think we will that's why I said that bro just to get that fire going inside you I know

51:40Chip:but you two work in like the madness like you essentially got to rattle the other person so they lock in yeah that's true that's how the friendship works I don't lock in I just get rattled at home he gets rattled fuck it I'm going back to the grotto fuck this place

51:56Cal:actually he does do that he doesn't even get motivated he just smokes a J and then start chatting to birds oh what about what about putting the Benjamin down Benjamin got dashed a while ago oh really yeah I had to vault it it was getting fucked when Chip went to Venezuela it just never came back yeah it was good fucking shit that though does fuck up your brain though even more so than we're already fucked yeah so I vaulted that ASAP bin that that was good the thing is at the grotto I was like every night just like ripping yeah for like a year straight I think that's why you're a bit fucked now.

52:39The whole pod's just you two going at each other. Just rage and rage. Nah, I don't think it's why I'm fucked. I don't think I'm fucked. I will say that like this togy guy, he said, smoky weed makes you gay. He makes you scared of women. And would you agree? Yeah, back it. No, because you'll be having a great convo and then you smoke and then you're like, oh, shut up. watching shit eating ruins everything just makes you a nervous wreck

53:08Chip:I think your thing should be to go on more dates ooh yeah or go on a date fuck it yeah cause you're not really a date you're a snapchat what's that? I'm actually growing up and shit now snapchat's so you're gonna come out next year bro wait

53:26Cal:you know what I don't I honestly don't hate that you want new year's predictions that's fucking happened alright I'm gonna fuck a gal in front of you then

53:36Chip:what have I got to do to prove to you

53:41Cal:nah I'll be stood there studying a performance like definite beard

53:50Chip:yeah I'd like to see you go on more dates I mean that's an important one for you I will yeah all right that's good well that's good you don't have to yeah by the way this could be with a guy or a girl i'm just saying just whatever the fuck you want bro i'm backing you

54:04Cal:all right we'll be 20 versus one ab i'd really rather not do that if you die tomorrow yeah let's do a 20 versus one ab yes let's do that get him on it that'll be sick oh that would probably the thing is like even if it was a sideman one like they hate the 20 v ones now the audience like

54:20Chip:the odds violate it's because they're getting on to about the only fans girls they record because people love Chris MD's ones where the girls are a bit more wholesome and whatever and it's clear they're not like clip farming but at the same time and it's like see this on side plus yeah but at the same time people always complain about 24 but then why do they keep getting 10 mil views like something's not adding up here I think it brings in like the wider audience rather than the core one but the core like to gatekeep it they do

54:49Cal:you go bro don't even stress him man

54:51Chip:you're gonna be fine by the way How's that even I wouldn't even start getting worried About the whole relationship shit Don't worry about like

54:56Cal:What fucking way you float At your funeral If you ain't come out by then I'm gonna do it And say look He's got You guys didn't know But this guy I fucking love cock Nah it's not even funny actually What the fuck How dare I disrespect you like that bro Don't even fire back at me I got a fucking Date tomorrow bro He actually does He actually does This is big Date tomorrow Fuck I'm happy for you I'm actually fuzzy for you But it's gonna be Gonna be a little Yeah I'm not even like nervous this.

55:23Chip:No, I can tell. It hasn't been on your mind for the last two months since it got locked in. I didn't get a trim today or anything.

55:28Cal:It's not, by the way, it's not, it's not in London, is it? But don't, it doesn't matter. Oh, fair, fair, fair. I thought it might changed.

55:37Chip:Well, good luck with that, bro. By the time this is out. Yeah. If you start seeing like quirky stories for maybe that picture of that, like just a little nail in the corner of the story and shit, just know he's lost. Just know his chip. All right, let's do let's do some predictions oh wait sorry we'll take a look at last year's predictions um in our episode obviously ab weren't in that episode but we can still take a look what do you say joe well i was on it yeah well it was on our new year's app it was the first episode of 26 yeah sick all right um let's do the um last year's prediction so the first one is why the hell was this one of them why is joe wella said this sophie ellis bexter will headline some shows Who's that?

56:20Chip:That's the girl on the dance floor I have no idea why this is on He said it was his karaoke song when he was in Thailand or something like that That's why he went

56:33Cal:Well that is very I think that's failed I don't think it happened Oh who's even asked?

56:40Chip:Yeah like yeah

56:41Cal:such a fair shout scrap that Stanley like waste of a search bro I think it's quite funny but it was on there but let's carry on now I think she did Oi, Doc. Wait. Roy Albaho and... Stan. Doc. Alright, next one was from myself and I'm not sure this happened either. A large fast food company like a Greggs will go under. Did anything go under? I wouldn't be here if Greggs went under. No, but I said like... So anything big. The only thing I could find was that Hooters went into bankruptcy.

57:08Chip:Hooters. Right, that is not what we're talking about here. That was it. By the way, a great...

57:13Cal:They do... They do good wings. I'll go there. Is that... that's the one with boobs. What the fuck is wrong with you? The dress code is... Always got a sexualized shit. Jesus Christ, that's why some of the patrons aren't allowed in because they're just sexualized. Patrons. Sexualizing the dress code of the staff is fucking... No wonder it went under a bunch of guys like you. What, you think people go into hooters and they're just like, oh, it's just fun with me. God, someone's clearly not tried the mango habanero naked wings. You actually go like on a casual thing. Yo, I'm chatting to you. Don't fucking, don't wipe me off.

57:50Chip:By the way, Chip, that has got to be a horror prediction just because I think Greg's has had like one of their best years ever this year. It's because I'm in London.

57:58Cal:What do you think of the heir of Greg's? Do you think he's done a good job? Yeah, mate, Greg is good. Google heir of Greg's now. There we go. Oh, I can't spell fucking heir. H-E-I-R. And then also just fucking book yourself into college. Sick of it. Greg's Bakery calling Greg jailed for abusing boys oh but the barbecue chicken bites 13 and a half years

58:28Chip:why do you know this story Jesus Christ

58:30Cal:because I made a joke saying all like shout out to the air Greg's on my second channel and people like does he know and I didn't know obviously Jesus Christ Leeds Crown Court nah what are they doing up in Leeds sophisticated predatory pedophile How can he be sophisticated? The glaze didn't. What the hell? Classy nonce. Come here, boy, and sit on my lap.

58:55Chip:Jesus Christ. What the fuck? All right. So, yeah, anyways, Chip lost out that prediction.

59:02Cal:A cloak of respectability. What the hell are these bars? He's got potions. He was a nonce, mate. Holy shit. Well, it's not even alleged. He has gone to prison. Well, those were molested in the gym. That's why I stopped going pure, Jim.

59:19Chip:all right let's go on to the next one vapes are bad that's a good call that nailed on good job i think you said it was more like there's something's gonna come out of the light we really really fucked up in that one i said it's gonna come out that he just gives you like terminal cancer you're gonna die molly may in central c will start dating yeah that was a bro bro little initial sense would never go with her not his type not his type yeah come on what's his type oh just like come on I'm not gonna out his business I'll let him you can say when he comes on the pod yeah yeah I got that one wrong I still think that is on the cards though at some point it was halfway when they broke up Tommy he broke up like I said so I was halfway there congratulations yeah but come on are they really back together there it's never the same maybe central is just smashing you know now by the way does anybody I've just called him central does anyone call him central central here we go let's do our predictions for 2026 oh we could have done with preparing these yeah well I did send the dock in yesterday yeah you did send the dock in actually with a lot more deleted it and then sent it back in again the dock was gone after that like I wasn't I was just

1:00:35Cal:deleted it from the chat yeah I sent it back in I didn't I was so angry we gotta whip him up on the spot that's alright though

1:00:42Chip:prediction for this year okay oh I was gonna say the craziest

1:00:48Cal:sports one I'll give you a sports one yeah alright straight off the fucking dome England are winning the World Cup get up there England England are winning the World Cup this is the year Tommy Tuch come on my kid

1:01:02Chip:I've got I'm gonna go here's another sports one yeah While we're on the topic, I'm going to go Arsenal and do the treble.

1:01:11Cal:Fucking hell, mate. Way to bring it down on the line. I like that you're doing that just so you're setting up the fumble. Who knows? He does it every year. I like it with the treble.

1:01:20Chip:They've got the best team in the world right now. It's tough to see how they don't manage to do this.

1:01:25Cal:Can I give us another one? Sports one, slightly, but a little bit FPL related. I will not finish bottom. On FPL. So right now I'm bottom by quite a bit. I've had a really rough year. It's just all gone tits up. What about the FPL? what I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't check my fucking Lloyd's right anyway come on then yeah so I'm not going to finish bottom right now I'm bottomed by like what 60 point I'm going to fucking sink a bottom locking in okay this is it now

1:01:59Chip:I like that you got a sports one for us AB Thank you.

1:02:06Chip:Here we go. Right. Premier League player to... Ooh. Nah. Nah, I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't say that. Nah, yeah. That's not a good one to do. Let's not do that one. Sports one. Ooh. Okay. Mason Greenwood signs for a big club. Ooh.

1:02:23Cal:That I think is possible because he's kind of fucking... Not in the UK. Not in the UK. Not in the UK, but like he's top scoring. Like a PSG or something. Like a PSG. maybe it's big Spanish team

1:02:33Chip:I could see it could see it another another one for you here is that there will be a footballer that does a little shags another teammate's wife ooh throwing it back there we go and that's gonna come out how about that

1:02:53Cal:current Premier League player comes out as gay yeah we say this every year yeah but we need it to happen anyway so it's good to have that prediction in yes it's gonna be good for the sport oh world news one I'm feeling an assassination I'm just trying to think of the name ooh someone's gone

1:03:09Chip:we had a big one this year we did and it's gonna be that sort of that level that sort of vibe Trump's kind of already like dodged it

1:03:17Cal:I don't like doing them ones because it's like Final Fantasy not nice isn't it predicting someone's death an assassination who out there is just sometimes once someone had like a list and they had Nick Fuentes oh assassinated oh wow another right it has to be someone who's saying some outrageous stuff on either side yeah it has to be one that's going to completely rattle the other side okay that's not a bad shout that's not a bad shout we had someone predict Carl once yeah how did they get on with that

1:03:45Chip:well you're not dead are you you're fucking alive mate no but no but let's see how many they got right I've got the thing right here

1:03:51Cal:one sec let's have a little look I actually was going to wake one of them once and then I thought you know what no I can't be predicting other people's death okay one second I reckon it's on it I reckon something like that could happen at the World Cup something bad like that hopefully not so we have got

1:04:07Chip:so yeah to anybody that doesn't remember at the beginning of the year on the 15th of January somebody released and this is quite a common thing we don't do it on this podcast but it's like a death list celebrities they think are gonna die pop their clogs exactly and I'm just about to look I think B-Love's gonna get assassinated this before. Don't fucking say that. He'll be next. He'll be next. He can't keep his mouth shut. That was such a good one. That was such a good one last night. So, David Attenborough has survived another year. Well done, David. That's big. Michael Jordan survived. That would be big.

1:04:48Chip:Mr. Gilbert from the Inbetweeners. Mike Tyson. Alive. They're not bad guesses, though. Triple H. Alive. He's healthy. Who's Steve Ball? Steve, as in B-A-A-B-A-R. Another one we've got here is Fogdad. Yep, he's still there. Still cooking. Still cooking.

1:05:08Cal:Fogdad lives on.

1:05:10Chip:I'm not sure if the... Oh, Spencer FC is on here. Steve Ball? Yeah, I don't think... I think he's alive anyway. Yeah, I don't know that. The list kind of flopped, actually. And he right, none. He got one right on there. Who was it?

1:05:26Cal:Who was the one right? Even getting one ride is pretty big.

1:05:29Chip:Yeah, that's pretty big. I can't see it behind my head. I don't know what I was thinking.

1:05:32Cal:Well, anyway, I'm glad you lived to tell the tale, mate.

1:05:36Chip:Absolutely. So, world news predictions. I think there will be a natural disaster

1:05:50Chip:that cripples the US quite badly. Okay. There's got to be something with AI. oh that's true what advances to

1:06:00Cal:is this the year we get proof of aliens as well that was what I was going to say thank you for bringing that up so you reckon this is or not and what is proof to you I don't want to say it's nah it won't be they won't I don't know there'll be something big like we have with that David Gruse stuff but it won't be full disclosure I don't think but isn't I feel like they keep saying like nah he's releasing all of it I think they're still prepping for it we've got a big alien movie coming out It's a movie. Yeah, but I think...

1:06:29Chip:It's a Spielberg movie and you're trying to... What? Hold up, hold up, hold up. It's just promo for the film, isn't it? Yeah. Just clocked. It's got an ad read.

1:06:35Cal:I always think like the storylines of it and when people go and watch it, it's just kind of like setting the tone of like what could happen. Just like if people see it as like, oh, that could happen. Am I making any sense here?

1:06:48Chip:I've got it. Elon Musk assassination. Oh, shit. That's it. I wanted to say something like that, but I just thought he's too... I don't think he can get to that You think he's too big? Yeah, I think he can't reach it They tried it on Donald Trump though, bro I think that you'll shoot him And it'll just go through a screen And he'll be like, oh shit, that's a deep one Bro, they've killed the president Yeah, it was a hologram actually

1:07:11Cal:I think if presidents can get assassinated Then Elon Musk, it's not off the cards Yeah

1:07:17Chip:I'm feeling something like that going down Hopefully it doesn't happen Social media one Pop culture, pop culture like you know my Molly May and Central Sea shouts still UK, YouTube I'm gonna go I think there's gonna be a big breakup like one that everyone goes oh shit did not see that coming I'm not really fucking with that because I actually don't have I seriously don't have anyone in mind

1:07:45Cal:that's a bit mean

1:07:47Chip:nah but it's gonna be one that everyone goes wait what they actually broke up

1:07:50Cal:that goes all over Twitter everything what they seem so happy

1:07:54Chip:yeah alright yeah that doesn't make sense something definitely happened who cheated on who a little bit like when Tommy and Molly broke up no no no but I'm talking closer to us okay closer to us okay I'm not talking about like celebrity I'm talking creator level fuck bro yeah could be you maybe you might get loved up six months and then little down the line December nah thing is even if like even if I like got that she's busy right now text like it's just good gym motivation isn't it yeah she's busy right now it's just for the law i take that back no one no one sent me that please i feel like you'd go into my mouth yeah i was gonna say i think you go in a dark place but we'd be here for you ever fallen in love nah yeah this is gonna be a tough one when it happens when this is gonna be mental but we'll be here bro we will be here no matter what i'll be here forever.

1:08:49Definitely not chatting with you, man, if that happens. Why not? Bro, the shit you'd say. No, don't worry, bro. She's getting her back blown out right now. First thing Cal would say.

1:08:58Chip:Yeah, but you know, I'm making light of the situation. Yeah, yeah. Wouldn't even mind. Oh, you know when Theo had his unfortunate wobble in his relationship. It wasn't a wobble. It crashed and burned, but I was there for him. Yeah. He came around to my gaff. Yeah. And I tapped him on the back and I said, I'm just gonna do Iowasca and fuck some trees bro that's what I'm gonna do don't do that too late you'll end up fucking off your head

1:09:24Cal:huh you'll end up off your head

1:09:27Chip:you will don't mess with that oh do we reckon okay do we reckon there's gonna be a YouTuber that does an Iowasca trip

1:09:33Cal:haven't a few done that already or am I weller and Spencer FC have was that what they did yeah yeah why was I thinking something else I was thinking DMT or some shit or is that the same thing no it's different yeah who would do that Bez was considering it wasn't he I don't think he will I hope he don't I think once you're a dad you can't do ayahuasca no you gotta park that one off for the 60s what's even the point in this kid yeah once you hit 50 it's best you can just free game once you're old free game once you're a bit older because you've done everything you need to do you've dialed in I'd say 60 probably you still got shit to do at 50 yeah that's not that far right you can't be just like you're still going to family functions like weddings and whatever just being like nah you still got who made that dress I know the fucking I know these traffic kids and that you know what I mean fucking what the fuck how have we ended up on that I don't know a lot of conspiracy theories come from that shit bro but how do we get there though what come on come on it's a fun time New Year's yeah cheer up

1:10:35Chip:happy New Year everyone by the way happy New Year's oh oh oh tough oh

1:10:42Cal:I did that one to the list Tough watch Oh it's even worse Tough watch Toughest watch Of all time Oh my god Who made this fucking balloon Audio listeners He's trying to pop a balloon Hey Hey Go on

1:11:01Chip:Now your missus Is watching this as well Yeah She's Can't pop a balloon Dates over Cancel it When does this go out After the date

1:11:10Cal:How can he protect me When he can't fucking Pop a balloon Right

1:11:14Chip:Give us a 2026 prediction chip. A pop culture one, please.

1:11:21Chip:Don't know. Marlon gets wifed off. Ooh, that's big. Nah, I think it's too soon. No, I'm telling you this year he gets wifed off. Nah, it's not going to happen. Not going to happen. I don't think so, bro. Nah, he's married to the ground, that guy. Yeah? I wouldn't.

1:11:37Cal:I'm going to say, I've got a prediction. I've got one big sports star comes on the fellas. Ooh. Big status

1:11:44Chip:You gotta give us a sport

1:11:46Cal:Football Slash F1 Alright Sabrina Carpenter Gets with Tion Wayne I like it Shit What the Freaky

1:11:57Chip:I've got one One of us Three Will be on a big Show Or a TV show Potentially There has been a lot of YouTubers on shows That's what I mean So I think one of us three Is gonna be on a big one I'm talking maybe it's ITV maybe it's Amazon Prime maybe it's Netflix but we'll be one of us will be on one

1:12:17Cal:I think it's our it's our time for the call up yeah absolutely I could see myself on like just the two of us are somewhere on MTV that's my kind of vibe right I don't know what that is it's where you both get a tattoo it's like two best mates get a tattoo you want a tattoo bro you want a tattoo yeah I'll get a tattoo fuck it we'll just get like we're on TV I'll get a little donkey and you get a little horse and we'll be together forever bro

1:12:39Chip:what would you get then if I'm the horse if you're the donkey what would you get? I might just get the Magna Carta down my arm. That's what I've been thinking. Real shit.

1:12:52Cal:England flag. I love that. England flag.

1:12:55Chip:Little tramp stamp with England flag. Three lions till I die.

1:13:00Cal:How about this? A lion on my back. Well, we'll go for a little movie one. Timothee Chalamet will win best actor.

1:13:09Chip:Timothee Chalamet for Oscar. and Kylie Jenner break up don't say stuff

1:13:14Cal:sorry bro that's good regardless I feel like some people might say wedding to be fair I mean I don't know them I don't know them right but like in my head that's just one that's like oh little collapse plus he's coming on the pod I ain't trying to manifest bro's downfall he's one of us I was actually chatting to him in the DM the other day exactly I used to play as possible I went oh yeah that King film's alright I went cheers bro your stuff's jokes keep it up he didn't fucking say that did he don't know

1:13:41Chip:right I've got I reckon all of us right now DM one really famous person see if we can get a reply I like this but is it one that like we've had no we had no contact with so it can't be like my boy Polo G can't be Ryan Garcia then yeah like the higher anyone else alright can't be Liam DeLapner nope gotta be A-list right no A-list nice bloke by the way I'll catch you grey then. Nice bloke. I'm going to... Do they have to be following or are you doing it without following? I'm going to message Champagne Papi, see what he's up to. I'm going to go for Sydney Sweeney. All right. Here we go.

1:14:25Cal:Well, who shall I go for?

1:14:27Chip:By the way, you've got to invite them on the pod. That's what the DM is.

1:14:30Cal:I'm going for Timothy Schoen. Nah.

1:14:32Chip:Do it, do it, do it, do it. Yo.

1:14:34Cal:Look at Stanley getting gassed as if it's actually going to fucking happen.

1:14:36Chip:Hey, if you don't shoot, you don't score. you've been invited on the fellas podcast you might want to sit down for this one girl fellas podcast once you're on date time place details coming soon I've dropped in the DM it said you you can invitation sent you can send more messages after your invitation has been sent. So that's my one shot. I've done mine. Sydney Sweeney. Who are you? We got Timmy. Don't even follow her. You're going to have to follow her. Otherwise, no.

1:15:20Cal:All right. Fine. Fuck it. Big dog. Big dog. Some fantastic news. You've been invited on the UK's biggest podcast for the boys. Prayers. 2026, let's say, make this happen, young king. I like that. Did you tell him what pod it was? Nah, I feel weird. Fucking shit up Because you know When you get a DM From like Street talk TV pod And they've got like 100 followers Like yo bro You gotta get on this pod That's what I feel like We are now Yeah yeah we are like that But you gotta do it When it's like Hud chat UK Can you get on It might be a little bit Different from getting it From like an actual creator But yeah They're gonna look at it

1:15:56Chip:You know what's gonna be Classed is all three Are gonna reply And we'll just get all three On one ep And we'll make a movie Imagine one of us Actually getting a reply Jesus Christ

1:16:03Cal:That would be insane Who did you DM again? Drake Why do I feel like yours is actually likely to happen? Because Drake's kind of tapped in a bit. Tapped in a little bit. I feel like... We're fucking dreaming. Do you reckon Drake knows about the burger meme? He knows... He DM'd every girl ever to ever exist. So, like, he must be active on socials. He's not fucking coming on now, is he? Just keep dogging on. Honestly, any day, Sabina is getting a DM off him. Probably. Probably.

1:16:28Chip:Would you say, nah, Sabina, please don't?

1:16:31Cal:Nah, I wouldn't have to say that. She's locked in. What, on Drake? Nah, on me. he's a sick guy I'm sure but bro I got my own sauce you got your own

1:16:42Chip:alright Drake come on the pod please we'll bring Sabina around and we'll just test this theory out see what's up he likes goths with natural tits is what he said on his recent interview oh what with Bobby Althoff if we could get a couple of those in might come round fucking sweet we'll sort that out for you bro a couple of AB knows a few couple of white monsters to drink.

1:17:10The fuck?

1:17:14Chip:Alright, let's do fellas person of the year. Last year, you gave out fellas person of the year, which we gave to Cole Palmer. So that's a bit of a jinx.

1:17:26Cal:He's a legend of the game though, Chippy Chips and everything.

1:17:29Chip:Who would win it this year? Sorry, for this year.

1:17:33Cal:Hellas person of the year this year Who's been like the best Like who Out of everything Who's done a Who's done a I don't want to just go for a creator because I feel like it's just No It's everyone isn't it Person of the year Let's start throwing names into that so we can have a discussion here Trying to think of one bro Timothy Chalamet surely is in That has got to be up there bro His promo run into his movies have been delicious He's looking forward to Mike Supreme he's got you know the jacket that he wore he's already selling

1:18:07Chip:stop glazing him bro

1:18:08Cal:I'm not arsed give it we're talking about personally yeah we have to glaze here a bit he has had a great year um I'm actually getting mad

1:18:16Chip:about that hop off it a little bit no you hop off

1:18:18Cal:you want me to hop off you want me to hop off bro I'm not hopping off hop on hop off bust off and you want to get on it alright I'll throw some names into the mix okay Tim if you're Chalamet valid right Marlon yeah Just get throwing names out there. Let's keep going. Stanley, you got a name for us? I'm doing some research. Yeah, of course you're Googling it. Moises, can I say? Why did she say?

1:18:44Chip:One Club World Cup, to be fair. That's what I'm saying. Humble. None of this. Lando Norris.

1:18:49Cal:Lando Norris. Great shout. Great shout. How could we forget? Luke Littler. Yeah.

1:18:55Chip:I like you. He did win this year. He should win BBC Sports Personality of the Year. Otherwise, it is raked.

1:19:01Cal:George Russell George Russell becomes a world champion yes love that shout we're back on predictions love that I'm just backing Mercedes powered engine you know I'm trying to think of like I got no one I don't really fuck

1:19:16Chip:with anyone too too heavy these days what do you reckon is the worst thing that could happen in 2026 besides a nuclear war oh besides like for you what is that like the worst case scenario for me is that we have like a YouTube adpocalypse I don't even know what that means but like i'm not i'm not really asked about youtube money

1:19:37Chip:what would be the worst thing that could happen uh what happens if another like covid type thing went down i just i'd quite like it i think you'd thrive yeah i kind of opportunity to get back into streaming and it would bang i'm just kind of upset that i never got to be a youtuber in covid because i feel like just the vlogs and like everyone's watching summer first lockdown on the wilderness vlogs empty no one around fuck didn't you just complain about doing that in London there's nothing to do in London so you'd be sat at home doing nothing anyway yeah but I'd go I'd go up north oh you'd go back up north the grotto for for covid would have actually gone off would have legit it's trying to pay the year up front because I can't even fuck off yeah you can't you're actually stuck you can't okay bro just leave bro what's that money to you anyways yeah I'll probably just meet back up north yeah let's do it nah don't go I think because I moved in winter you know like if I moved here in summer I'd be like it's his best thing ever like good vibes hot beer gardens winter fuck me bro yeah it's depressing might as well have moved to fucking somewhere shit Verdansk feels like that why don't that's why in the winter that's where you have to travel that's where you gotta go to Australia that's where you gotta send it yeah we are definitely doing Australia next year which is something we can announce big tour big tour ships gassed the fellas are going on tour yeah we're not well we'll give you guys like the exact dates and everything to come

1:21:02Cal:no I need to know the exact amount of coin I'm getting paid for it but we would do it for free I don't fucking scrap the money bro this experience is worth more this is called life bro this is one of them ones you show the fam when you're old and you're like we toured Australia we toured Australia but this is going to be bigger we toured a few weatherspoons bro we're shutting down arenas it's some Kevin Hart shit maybe once I've done my TRT I'll feel more confident and built for it yes you would trust me

1:21:27Chip:that's a great way

1:21:28Cal:to think about it at the moment right now I'm like the only way I can be convinced to do it is I'm getting paid for it because I actually hate it so much no but the beauty is in being scared of it yeah you know that's only something I realise on the I could barely sleep before that I was fucking breaking it like I hate public speaking the second I was on there I was like I'm the greatest showman yeah to be fair I was cracking zingers when I was up there but the thing is I've done it so many times it's not like I've not faced it I've faced it multiple times and I always come away like that was good but I don't like it I need to figure out how to make it so it's enjoyable for me otherwise I'm just never going to want to do it make sure you've got a good trim that is definitely helpful bro would we do like what those boys do in a bachelorette on big stage or something like that or would we do what you guys were doing what we did in Ireland and other Australia where it's like no we're going to do an arena we're going to do the arena we're doing Wembley fuck

1:22:19Chip:I'm not fucking joking if we hype it up for the whole year we're doing 90k tickets I'm going to give a fuck

1:22:24Cal:how many yeah what's the max capacity we could probably realistically do oh two what's that in that like 20k you think we can sell that at 20k stadium

1:22:34Chip:that's a lot of people you know when we did that little bit the camera I was like that's a lot in the jingle bell ball it's like Ed Sheeran performing we were all there they got Cal and Chip they're like we got Cal and Chip from the fellas in the audience they're on the big screen in front of 16 ,000 people were you actually yeah oh that's sick oh how are you finding it Who's your favorite act? Kyle's like, oh, Ray's quite good. And then give it to Chip and he's like, oh, I've got confetti in places it shouldn't be. I've not seen it. It's on my new vlog. Oh, fuck. I'll see it. I'll see that. Why don't we do the O2?

1:23:07Chip:And if anybody listen to this, right, well, let's do the O2, right? And if we only sell like a thousand tickets, it's kind of funny. Makes a fucking nerve.

1:23:19Chip:By the way, boy, just so you know, We are the biggest podcast in the UK. I don't think we... For males between 16 and 30. All right, well, there we go. But that's a massive demographic. I looked at the charts the other day. We're above Theo Vaughn in the UK chart. Yeah. The Spotify charts. And I think when Theo Vaughn comes over, if Theo comes over, he's probably doing the O2. Yeah, but he is a comedian at like first. Yeah, it's worth watching him. Well, think about it.

1:23:46Cal:What was the max capacity we did in Australia?

1:23:48Chip:We did a thousand for one. Yeah, but those were intentionally just bars that we put a bunch of money behind.

1:23:54Cal:But it was still like, I think there, obviously it was a massive thing. We don't even come up. Doesn't even come up when you type it in as AI, which is actually kind of bullshit considering.

1:24:03Chip:No, but that's, I said males between the age of 18 and 35. Most popular podcast genres. Don't look at these things because they're cat. The way they do it is they just survey a thousand people and then they just ask them. It's just the most bullshit thing. Trust me we got the data In all the fucking back end I don't think there is out there I said it on the vlog I think I think shits and gigs Have a large female audience

1:24:29Cal:Oh shit yeah we do

1:24:30Chip:Large female audience The rest is football They all just skew older than The demographic I'm talking about Like 16 to 25 16 to 30 It's because we're fucking idiots At that age you just kind of want to watch

1:24:47Cal:the boys fucking muck about. High test males, that's what we've got. If there's a civil war, like we've got the pull to actually like put together an arm.

1:24:53Chip:The government will pay us millions of pounds to recruit. Yeah. I've got a stock room for that stuff now as well. Oh, you could probably put a big price on 16 to 24 males, you know. We've got like prime fucking footballers like careers right there. Honestly, this is what I'm talking about. So, all right then, how about this? All female. We do the O2 Arena in London, then we go to Australia. Sydney Opera House. fuck staple center crypto.com center LA sure can't the problem is genuinely let's do the dome or the vegas the sphere the sphere the sphere I'm not gonna lie if we went to the US and we did a live show 10 people turn out yeah yeah 100 % yeah we've got zero pull in the US nah I got a bit pull the woman at Miami airport fast track me through security with a UFO really did you say that drop the cheat code drop me to tell you where the US pop up for us in our stats.

1:25:49Chip:Let's have a little look here. I know you'll be... Well, the viewers might be interested. How many Americans are watching this? Fucking hell, bro. This is the good stuff. This is why people tune into the pod.

1:25:58Cal:Are they fourth biggest...

1:26:00Chip:So, they are the second biggest.

1:26:02Cal:Really?

1:26:03Chip:With 7.5%. That's more than the US. And then Australia is 6.2%. Interesting. But I still think there's more American viewers than Australians. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot more American people, bro. In America That's just so widespread We've got people from Idaho Arkansas Whereas in Australia There's only three places That can come Oregon Nice Nice work Name one more Mississippi Nice Alright

1:26:31Cal:Big dog

1:26:33Chip:So that's our game plan For this year So you guys are just tuned in We're going to be doing An Australia tour

1:26:38Cal:We might be doing that We've got an Australia tour

1:26:41Chip:We're going to go out For the World Cup

1:26:43Cal:Yep

1:26:43Chip:To New York We're actually going to create a movie in the US for that. I'm so gassed for the vlogs as well. Did you book the Airbnb I sent you? That shit is going to go. I passed it on to our head of finance to take a look. Are we triangulated where the games are going to go? Yes. They dropped the games, didn't they? Where they're going to be. Yeah, we'll be in New York. And then, so yeah, we've got world record.

1:27:03Cal:Oh, yes. Our world record stream. That's insane. Breaking the world record for the world's longest podcast. Continuous podcast. It's currently about six days, is like 17 hours or something so we're obviously going to have to go for a full week we're just doing seven days seven days seven days it's going to be generational

1:27:22Chip:it's just going to be crazy

1:27:23Cal:I I got a vlog you can vlog the BTS you can vlog and edit during that's okay bro you don't have to be a part of it

1:27:31Chip:no you kind of do exactly exactly

1:27:35Cal:did we chat about this on the Christmas pod I think we might a little bit yeah you are so what AB

1:27:42Chip:is trying to say there is let's move on no I was just trying I was thinking no I think it'll be good but like we just have to like seriously rotate shifts because there'll be a lot of

1:27:52Cal:effort points of the logistics of this thing pal but like right now I'm feeling pretty podcasted out imagine five more days yeah well I mean literally look if you want to achieve greatness you have to dial in and do shit you're up for that and not an Australia tour well I'm just a little bit weird like that some things I don't like and some things I do you don't like being in front I don't like being on stage in front of crowds. I get a little bit nervous but once I pin my fucking ass out of me I'm going to be crazy. I'll be going up on stage like fucking Joey Swole like yo stop filming fucking blokes in the gym.

1:28:27Cal:It's not right. Crowd surf. Gino surf. Gino surf. Nah you know what? Nah it's okay. You're right. No I actually forgot about that. Why would I want to go on stage with all my fucking gino hanging out? You know what? You know what? I never even make these jokes. I was just a good one. I was just a good one. I was just a good one. I was just a good one. Because that was the year AB gave me Guy and Old Goblin as a good name. No, bro. All Iceland is like, just going on about like, oh, everyone just calls me Guy and I know all everyone sees is Guy and I was like, you are actually the only one who talks about it anymore.

1:28:56I dropped that there just because it made sense. Yeah, because it's one of my insecurities now because you brought it out. Yeah, but I'll tell you what you don't do with your insecurity. Constantly mention it. Nah, that's how he deals with it. I don't even know what I'm dealing with it, bro.

1:29:06Cal:Okay. My coping mechanism. Mechanism. Okay. Yeah. That you brought out of me. I don't even think I'm the one that said you had gyno. I think I just told you that gyno is a thing. No. You called me gyno goblin. I did not come up with gyno goblin, bro. Yeah, I don't think it was him. I swear to God, Chip, you came up with gyno goblin. I didn't. That's too good for me to come up with. No, you definitely came up with that, bro. It was either a comment because there's that screenshot of you boys in Monaco. You know what it came from? It was him. No, it came from someone saying he's built like a Clash of Clans goblin and then he said No, it was you that said Gynogoblin I just know how my brain works I just wouldn't have thought of that You come up with bangers, bro That's not a banger there It is, but it's not one I would come up with It's a banger because you keep calling yourself We're going to let the people need to get to the bottom of this That's fine Find the source material Alright, so By the way, I'm joking I'm actually not that fast Okay Stop looking at my Gynog so three things the fellas are achieving

1:30:10Cal:alright three things I'm on the phone to the fucking guy don't call me after your fucking surgery get rid of it now make me look better than AB now

1:30:21Chip:the test is gonna do that don't worry

1:30:23Cal:yeah I'll get rid of my guy and you'll still fucking let it go we're on to the next segment well I just wanted to

1:30:29Chip:wrap up what the fellas are gonna achieve so in 2026 the fellas are going to achieve the world's longest podcast we are also going to be in the US for a full world cup and we're going to create some of the most generational content of all time American guests, the lot we're going to get a truck for a period of it

1:30:49Cal:aren't we

1:30:50Chip:then the third thing that we're going to be doing is of course the Australia tour

1:30:55Cal:yeah maybe we're fucking doing that

1:30:59Chip:We're doing that. And it is going to be some of the most insane content of all time. You're going to get shit on AB's vlogs. You're going to get stuff from Chip's second channel. You're going to get some from some food shit as well. Every type of Vegemite. Little idea for you, Chip.

1:31:17Cal:You trying to fucking take the piss here?

1:31:20Chip:What's your big video ideas for 2020 on the second channel? What's the big ones?

1:31:24Cal:Second channel don't necessarily have big ones. I mean, there's a couple of big ones coming out. We tried every marshmallow. Come dine with me is out tomorrow. Chubby bunny challenge. Fucking are you ready for tomorrow's video, bro? We tried all candy canes. You better chill the fuck out, bro. He's about to get around. We tested viral TikTok food trends. Here we go. All right.

1:31:42Chip:Yeah, just have a little look at Will's channel.

1:31:46Cal:We tested viral TikTok. I did the advent calendars and his banged and banged it okay. It's just a bigger YouTuber than me, guys. I think it's better thumbnail. They've got Rolex in there.

1:31:55Chip:Yeah, it's a good thumbnail to be fair, isn't it? and usually it also means the content was just better too yeah they got batch in it little switch up yeah yeah mine had AB so AB it's alright though AB AB does numbers what was this year's statistics for the fellas is what I want to know

1:32:15Cal:well we hit 750k subs right

1:32:17Chip:yeah I think that was that was pretty early on we did something like almost 200 million views is that on every across all platforms everything well and that's not including December because I haven't done them well we did a lot imagine seeing 200 million people yeah see Chip yeah it's kind of crazy really 200 million people have consumed our content yeah we dropped zinger after zinger yeah it makes me it makes you think like when someone comes up to you and they're like really nervous and they're shaking and stuff and you're like what's going on I actually get it now yeah we're big time it is actually this is what I'm saying we don't actually plug like I don't think people know the size of the pod it's actually winding me up a bit now me and Chip got like this guy took a photo with us and he was like you guys are so cool I remember that

1:33:04Cal:wait where was that outside your pod studio no it was really funny that's sick you guys are so fucking cool he was just shaking that it was good

1:33:18Chip:okay so our biggest social clip of the year what banged ABSA trailer Really? You know the mad thing about that I just rocked upon the day You guys have been planning content I was like Oh should we do this Eze one? Fucking bye Yeah yeah It was so The Eze trailer was bigger on TikTok The other trailer was bigger on Instagram Yeah But I think across both of them If you just like pair them up I think Eze one just Cleared it By the way Can I just say Not to dog on us But 3.2 mil clip being our biggest one It's not that good Bit mid but like it's not the same as it was. That's combined as well. That's combined too?

1:33:56Chip:I feel like podcast clips used to just, they just bang more. Yeah, they don't anymore. So do you know what our biggest TikTok clip was then? That was the Eze one and our biggest, our biggest, the most views was the first trailer on Instagram got like 1.7 mil. Yeah, but on TikTok, what was our most viewed? On TikTok was the Eze trailer, which got one point. So wait, our biggest viewed TikTok for the year was only 1.7 mil? 1.7 I'm pretty sure

1:34:23Cal:nah I'm gonna kick off

1:34:25Chip:nah that's actually pissed me off how are we only dropping like a 1.8

1:34:28Cal:1.8

1:34:29Chip:1.8 1.3 1.8 yours would be big

1:34:32Cal:yours was probably like 11 mil was it faded uh faded helmet that bang no that's a oh oh yeah I mean I posted a clip can you sort by most popular or not yeah but it will show you I had a little 10 miler just yeah I meant I meant like I was trying to think not clip like actual tiktok I posted

1:34:49Chip:just keep an eye on any new set you would have had some big ones AB I think my Iron Man mask one did well this year scroll what about the batch one when was the batch one two batch these would have been last year okay keep going up I just want to make sure no no no the other way because I just want to make sure we haven't missed one so do you reckon we've been nerfed oh wait what about specs nah last year keep going up last year was that 5 mil one what's that 5.5 David Dobrik won about Jason Nash that would have been last year yeah it was last year community guidelines

1:35:20Cal:violation on a big one uh oh what was that anyone know

1:35:22Chip:no damn yeah nah why is it so hard to bang clips on TikTok now you just you just don't get like many movies anymore you know what two millies we had I think a new set new scene around us the clips will pick up a bit maybe people have seen this a lot yeah you know it's a new year now they'll be like whoa we've not seen this pod before yeah where we at with that chip you've got an ETO on me

1:35:48Cal:looking good I saw some new set renders today and you know what I did? I replied back saying we're going to need to make it bigger. So it's going to have to be that with included. Okay, that's fine. We don't really use that as much anymore. Well, my idea now, and I guess it's hard to explain for the people off camera, but you know, loaded is to the left and you don't see it. Sorry to ruin the illusion a little bit, but instead of us being sat here, it'll all be one wraparound, sofa one side and the sofa will have its own backdrop, more depth and then the chairs will have their own backdrop, more depth, and everyone will look a bit better.

1:36:21Cal:Everything will feel a bit better. And you'll just have a bit more space. I fuck with that. A little more live, loaded, whichever side you want. Fine. You can't get rid of the podcast set. I just need 40 more grand. More? On top of the other 40. No. Thank you very much for listening. Yeah. Of course it's not going to cost that, bro. You see, guys?

1:36:40Chip:No, but I know there's going to be a request for peace.

1:36:43Cal:Oh, it will cost more. It's an extra bigger set, but it's not a set, innit? I think for the flagship It's gotta be the best For the UK's biggest show It deserves the biggest pod I kind of messed that up

1:36:54Chip:Alright cool Here we go This is actually Big up Stanley cooking this one I'll be curious to know the answers So we've got a best 2025 fellas guest ep Tenable Based on views One slot can have two guests Yeah so like It's per pod It's not like per guest What so there could be Multiple same guests So like if there's a pod With two people on It's that pod Okay It's not a guest It's the episode Can I kick it off Yes the ep with me George and Arthur on number one how many views was that? that was I think it was 630k wait wait wait don't look because we're going to see the other ones I'll just tell you I'm pretty sure it was close your eyes get off that get on your phone

1:37:39Cal:I'm pretty sure it was 630k alright so this is just YouTube views isn't it

1:37:46Chip:by the way yep cool all right um i will go with what about the one where it was after a sideman video it was ab it was wait no no i don't know maybe ab wasn't on this actually it was uh bez and arthur tv yeah i wasn't on that it was after a sideman video quiz video it was it was a pub quiz you could yes came back and this is the one where arthur tv went full mute yeah didn't say a Is that on there? No, it's not on there.

1:38:16Cal:All right. James and Will. James and Will are on there. Where's that? Where's that? Mid-table for that. Oh, Fang in the middle. Five. Peter Crouch. How many views we got for that stand? That was, again, another 500. Put the views next to the names when you've got them. Yeah, because people want to see this. I want to actually see it. It's interesting. Yeah, great shout for maybe the... Peter Crouch. Nope. Peter Crouch isn't in our top 10 for the year. That was also last year, I'm pretty sure. All right, okay. It's got to be this year. I'm pretty sure it was last year. Peter Cratch is this year.

1:38:45No, think about it. What number episode was it?

1:38:48Cal:He was on that actually. Joe and James. Joe and James is on the, Peter Cratch is on 200 and we're on 262. Yeah, you're right. Joe and James in between us. Joe and James is on there. It is number four. Wow. How many views? That got us. Well, let me throw a little curve ball at you. Mike, okay? Wait, do you want to hit the views first? Yeah. Sorry. 388K. Cool. 388. Mike, okay? Mike okay this was I was surprised about this number three wow I know my fucking pod boys number three I know my pod what about AB joins the fellas is that like a different I didn't put you in because you're the number one anyway so those ones don't count alright okay different guest ones okay let's go Harry Halloween app yep copy on there number two W2S

1:39:41Chip:okay so we've got the top five here. So in our top five at a moment for the audio listeners, we've got the, the George Arthur TV and ABF. Then we've got the W2S at Mike. Okay. At third Joe and James from the in-betweener. Then we've got Will and James. James is just having a fantastic year on the fellas. Um, so now we need six to 10. What about, um, what about the looks episode? I I feel like we had a bit of momentum. Oh, oh,

1:40:11Cal:wow.

1:40:12Chip:Go on, boys. There was a bit of momentum. You're right. And Calyx was a good guess.

1:40:18Cal:Who else have we had on? Trying to think of guests. Most of my memories cooked, boys. What about Eddie Hall? I was thinking, but I thought, nah. Tiny temper? Oh, I got one. Any danger? Window kid. Yeah. It's just sneaking in to the bottom. That's nice. Window kid.

1:40:37Chip:So we've got three left here. We've got six, seven, and eight. Don't.

1:40:45Let's go. A little GK Barry in there? Nah. That's quick.

1:40:51Cal:Nah, because we've only been on once this year. Any women on this? No. Okay. Italian batch. No batch in the top ten. I don't think he's been on in a while. I don't think he has. I think the last time was on Halloween

1:41:07Chip:surely a Theo Baker no Joella Joella Joella Joella is yes nice that was the first episode of 2025 brilliant

1:41:19Cal:can't go wrong with that can you

1:41:22Chip:so Theo Baker doesn't make the top 10 nope looks like we made the right choice with the third host then come on what about

1:41:28Cal:Will and E on his own what is that nah he's already been on he's on it he's also already been on it oh sorry once you're on you can't be on again yeah I can't remember that uh let me not Willany god this is tough who is him what about Jamie Hutchinson no I got it I got it I got it Joe Sugg nope fuck Jamie Hutchinson no not Jamie Hutchinson either no okay Specs potentially nope no he hasn't been on this year either hmm hmm is it obvious like we're missing yeah Arthur Hill? No. No, no, no. JJ? Has it been on? JJ's been on since... He's not been on in ages actually. Okay. Season two.

1:42:14Chip:Simon Miniminter when he comes up for the charity match. Simon Miniminter. Charity match announcement. Simon Miniminter. Okay, one more. One more. And what did you say? Is this one we should get? Yes. Angry Ginger. I just said that. You went. You went. It was a lot. It was ages ago. Ginge, yeah.

1:42:37Cal:I actually can't remember me going on in 2020. Was it with both of us? Who, Ginge? Were we all here? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:42:43Chip:Isn't it interesting that that Mike OK one did that well? Because we tried to stop doing pods like that. It's a good story, bro. Yeah, we tried to stop. Because when we had Asher Dykes on as well, he did really well. He did really well as well. One of the longest pods we've ever done. Yeah. Nearly. Yeah, that's the list. That George and Arthur and me pod is my favorite. That was so good.

1:43:06Cal:I'm trying to remember that specifically. It was after... We had the quotes like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Planting the saplings. The Saka one. Yeah, the Saka bar. We had the producer bit where you all came in and did that. Cheers for the 20 bits there. Cheers for the 20 bits. That should have been up for court. Yeah, Saka or someone. Yeah, Saka or someone was there. What else happened? Oh, we had the whole guerrilla debate and shit. Yeah.

1:43:27Chip:That was a great ep. Great ep. All right, so there we have it. Guest Tenable. Yeah, that's pretty solid. honestly big list solid list there

1:43:37Cal:well let's try and beat it next year boys

1:43:39Chip:by the way I'm just saying next year surely our top ep got to beat 613k it will because we'll finally get a make we're gonna have Marlon we're gonna have we're gonna have Casey Neistat we're gonna have David Dobrik everyone there's one episode that hasn't dropped yet that we've already filmed could be a generational oh the Christmas episode you guys have already seen it we don't know but I don't even know what that's going to look like. Before that goes out, I would like to take just a little look towards the end. Just from my boy, Ethan. There's a few bits that I won't cut as well. To be honest.

1:44:14You know what? For the first time

1:44:16Cal:in the history of those ads, I think I'm chill. Yeah, you did well.

1:44:19Chip:Yeah, because

1:44:20Cal:you got voted off.

1:44:21Chip:Because what? Now you can take because you got voted off. Oh, you didn't get voted off. Yeah, you did get voted off. Yeah. That's it.

1:44:26Cal:But it was good for the two hours before, right?

1:44:29Chip:Yeah, yeah. It performed well, but I won't lie. I just felt like afterwards. the pod went off the pod went crazy once you jetted oh it did it it did but like not not necessarily in a good podcast way more just went none of it will get used what you're saying is

1:44:43Cal:I tied together and keep the pod mellow enough by zoning out

1:44:48Chip:nah I do feel like we had some of the best content at the end if it's in can't believe it it was just because the comments were just gonna say you started trying to do games to you boys you just oh well it's like nah we just wanna talk here I was like you know We need it to hit flow state. We need to talk about fucking now. Bez was talking about his favorite positions. Yeah, he was like, oh, I've been seeing online. That's kitchen maneuver. He's talking about sex talk. Yeah. I didn't even know that was a thing. I didn't either. Sex talk. All right, here we go. Let's go through some of the dumbest stories of the year.

1:45:19Yeah, so these are dumbest stories of the year. I blanked out a word. You've got to try and guess what. Oh, okay. What the word would be. Oh, I like this. This is good. In this dumbest story.

1:45:26Chip:Okay, so you've given us a headline and we have got to fill out the final word to the headline. So for example, the first one we've got here is Pennsylvania Flood Museum closed due to... Flood. Flood is... No way. It has to be. There's no way it'd be funny if it wasn't that. All right. So Pennsylvania Flood Museum closed due to flood. That's brilliant. Next one we've got is woman arrested with bag labeled definitely not a bag full of... It's not going to be bags, is it? Coke. Bag full of drugs. Is it drugs? Yeah. So wait, it's actually... So she actually did get arrested for it. Definitely not a bag full of drugs.

1:46:10Chip:You know what?

1:46:10Cal:At least she probably just thought it was a bit last. So she was just trying... Yeah, she was trying to reverse psychology. Oh, it actually did have... Yeah, look, read what was in it. ...nark and digital scales baggies. Because I had fucking everything.

1:46:21Chip:That's like a drug dealer starter pack right there. It's kind of smart, though. it's like you are hiding in plain sight. You would look at that and think, oh, quirky little bag. They don't do any of that. Open it up. The starter pack.

1:46:34Cal:Sweet. All right. Trump wax statue gets pulled from Texas Museum after too many people punching it. Egg it? Piss on it? No. Attack it. Punch it was correct. Punch it. Look at that, by the way. He looks like he's been punched up already. He looks so weird there. He doesn't look like him. You don't know him like that, bro. No, I actually... I've met the president, which is kind of weird. Have you? No. Okay, brilliant. I lied for attention. Yeah, he got punched in.

1:47:12Chip:Okay, last one. Oh, okay. Taliban detains four men for dressing up as something-something characters. Gives them rehabilitation. Four lions. No way. That would be funny. But it's not.

1:47:27Cal:Also, I didn't know the Taliban had a rehabilitation program. I'm fucking with that. Apparently they're quite big on recycling and that. No, that's fucking good, mate. Peaky Blinders.

1:47:36Chip:Peaky Blinders is correct.

1:47:38Cal:Wait, what?

1:47:39Chip:You've seen it before. So Taliban detains four men for dressing up as Peaky Blinders characters, giving them rehabilitation. This is new, isn't it? I saw this on yesterday. I think it, yeah, two days ago. You can't respect it, though.

1:47:51Cal:They rehabilitate them. One second, it's like, oh, we're going to teach you how to fucking blow up a super dry next thing. You know, it's like, oh. Super dry. Super dry, so specific. Like, oh, don't worry. What's that? You feel like you're in the 60s dressing as a blinders. Don't worry about it, mate. We'll take care of you. Just go and fucking blow up.

1:48:06Chip:Go to this Peaky Blinders rehabilitation center. Oh, not another set of Peaky Blinders. You know what? Fuck yes. No, I'm Thomas Shelby.

1:48:13Cal:No, I'm Thomas Shelby. No. You should be blowing up a Westfield, mate. What? Stop naming places. Yeah, but that's when... Giving them ideas, bro. Oh, sorry. This specific shop, do it. AI theme song all right these are my favorite thing

1:48:28Chip:because everybody loses their shit over AI music on your videos you've got like a rap in like yo Carl Fweezy reviews with food cringiest shit ever I've not seen this it's not like an intro song he's got an outro song even like his videos even like between shops it's like Carl's gonna try the tacos

1:48:47Cal:I've missed I'm obviously not a fan I've watched a recent video none of that was in there it wasn't yeah sweet bro you watched our mute though first

1:48:54Chip:two times yeah Liam did one of the vlogs the other day I think for your business update so I thought fuck it let's do one and it can be like the end credits for the last podcast yeah so this is us signing off 2025 and going into 2026 it's going to be a good year and I'm glad we've got a song to play out it's going to be a great year

1:49:22Cal:I mean the beat sorry Down in the basement Chaos begins I mean it's down like off the hill But Where do we begin He's off the hill AB's got a story Too wild to believe Stands on Google But the man can't retrieve It's a fella Oh you know it's right Yeah it literally is off the hill My senses sound like a bit like it

1:50:05Chip:For our O2 show We should get somebody to perform it

1:50:08Cal:Quite a nice little tune

1:50:16What?

1:50:17Cal:Shaking a hip No, head

1:50:44It's crazy that this is real.

1:50:46Chip:We work on the bars. We work on the bars, but the vibe is there. She said just off the hill and it was like, then it goes Tom Grennan a bit.

1:50:54Cal:It would have been good if it was like referencing proper shit. Yeah, we just went, we gave the bio and just was like, do what you want.

1:51:01Chip:Well, yeah, we'll cook up a little tune and then obviously when we're doing our Australia tour and our O2 thing, we might be able to have an old album. Ali Pali. Oh, I like Ali Pali. How many people in Ali Pali? Isn't that like 7K? I know it. It's not too many.

1:51:18Cal:Fuck it. The boy's doing how they... Just texting, blowing up my life. Yeah. What? Saying just watching the pod, the lyric you were looking for about the Drake tattoo you were going to get is life ain't a rehearsal. The camera's always rolling. Yeah, she's a fangirl for real. And she went, that shit was so funny. You're the funniest guy. Oh, pop it, Peggy. Oh, Truffle Pig. She's sorting out my mouth situation. Oh, she's playing out radio shows tonight. What, is that why I'm not... That's why I'm not in the squad. Yeah, you got it.

1:51:47Chip:You can play tonight if you want. Hold on. Ali Pali, 10K people. That sounds ideal. That's doable, bro. We doing that then? Yeah, bro. That's like a story like we got that. Minimum. All right, guys. We're going to wrap it up there. We're going to wrap it up there. Hope you guys have had an amazing 2025. 2026 is going to be the definition of a movie. Make 2026 your 2026. I think we've got to go around and give a motivational quote for 2026.

1:52:15Cal:You gotta like prepare me for that.

1:52:17Chip:Bro, you always know it's coming at the end of every year. I got one. Seize the bag, not the drug. Yeah. All right. Sweet, bro. Just one for you. That was good. That might be enough to wrap it up. 2026, eat your wheat and bakes. Oh. Yeah. And what that means is Brand deal. Get ready and eat your breakfast for the whole year.

1:52:36Cal:Yeah. Yeah. It's the most important meal of the day so you better start January 1st. Nice. Because that's an important meal of the year. I love it I love it don't jump into a sand dune when you cock out so what does that mean how does that work for 2026

1:52:51Chip:think about your decisions I like that bro important messages here from the fellas wouldn't want sand stuck in your fucking nub

1:52:58Cal:would you

1:52:59Chip:don't kill the bitch it's cool it's outro now it's cool now let me just outro this because it would be so frustrating sand stuck so alright we've muted out now so it's muted Guys, thank you very much for watching the fellas in 2025. We appreciate all the support. It's been an incredible year. We've had AB come and join us. We've had some of the biggest moments, the best moments we've ever had. And unfortunately, we never got to tour, but we're fixing that next year. We're going to create some of the biggest moments you've ever seen in podcasting. We're breaking the fucking net and we'll see you guys in 2026.

1:53:36Chip:Sayonara, bitches. Have a good one.

1:53:38Cal:Oh, me and me. Quick. You were always on me. Fuck off.