266. YouTuber Drunk Night Out, Chip Getting Wham & Blind Ranking…

17:51Chip:Yeah. Cause I'm used to it. So you've, someone's gifted you their car, rented you it for the week and you've smashed up the front of it. But you know what I've realized, right? You should buy certain stuff that just like happens to me. Like I'm not surprised. Like that is going to happen to me. Lend me a car and I'll fuck it up. That is just like, he wasn't shocked. I told him he was like, yeah. How did you do it? You know what? I'm going to come clean.

18:17Cal:coming clean on the park oh shit basically I'm used to a high up car right and I'm parking it at this petrol station and there's a curb and I'm like I'm driving forward and I kind of mount the curb a bit well not a bit like I mount the curb with a splitter and I hear like and I'm like fuck so I reverse off and then it goes like and I'm like oh so I drive and then as I'm reversing I hear like and I'm like nah it's scraping along the floor so then I drive home and then I'm like yeah I gotta tell Dave I'm gonna have to replace his shit which is fine but like I'm sorry Dave but like the way I played it off I was like I was chatting to him in the gym and I was like yeah I should tell him and I didn't tell him and then on the way back from the gym I messaged him like oh bro just went over a speed bump didn't sound good I'll check when I get home but I might have to get you a new splitter like knowing damn well it was already fucked like we're parked in the same car park so I'm parking at the other side of it like please don't look at his um but yeah on the side of the car park

19:24Chip:like it's tucked away in the corner but now it's now it's all good so how much did it cost to get a splitter like that 200

19:30Cal:oh okay I was expecting yeah is that from like BMW themselves or nah it's like a Maxton thing but um nah I just got my mate to pick it up he's put a new splitter on it dropped it off he's got to do no admin

19:42Chip:I've dealt with it well apart from lying about how it came about. That's initial... That's just fight or flight, bro. Like, I had to act quick. Cold feet. Yeah. That's fine. No, I think as long as you get a sore and you pay for it, you do the admin, then it is what it is, isn't it? Yeah. That's fucking funny. I need to even fuck with the car. He never drives it, so it wasn't... What does he drive? A Lotus.

20:03Cal:Oh, yeah. Yeah. Can you get this car up, actually? We've looked at it before, bro. We have, yeah. Is it electric? I can't remember which one it is. I don't think so. Oh, a mirror, yeah. It's an a mirror. Really I swear do you I mean I saw it No, it's not this Wow, actually looks kind of sick It's like a GTA supercar looking shit looks a bit like a McLaren actually yeah So have you been in it? Is it a cool car? Yeah, but like yeah He drove me to his and that and then I got in the M4 and I was like nah I'm fucking terrified like this is just I shouldn't be behind this wheel really but now I want one yeah why don't you get one he wants me to get his yeah why don't you spy off him because it's just is it just gonna rot up north i don't know well i'm probably gonna split my time more you wouldn't bring it down here i just imagine my street where i live here and like there's always like rowdy people nights out up and down there's like smash glasses i'm like i'm not having a nice

21:02Chip:car parked out there yeah that's fair and also you don't really have any reason to go outside like drive outside of london that's the only time when it's useful like when i got mine it was just to go to golf courses. Exactly. And I didn't even fuck a golf like that. Not yet. Just going pro and paddle. Not yet. Oh yeah, you're back. Bro, I'm not back.

21:21Cal:You've ascended. Are you learning the court finally now? All right. Because that's what I thought your game, the fault of your game was like, your actual court presence and knowledge was poor. When I wrapped up my session yesterday, Elliot Hackney was smashing his paddle on the floor. That's big because he's really good. He needs a new paddle. it's cracked because last time I saw you bro genuinely I walked off thinking yeah I'm better

21:44Chip:he did say that he went to me he's like I'm pretty sure

21:46Cal:I'm better than A.B.

21:47Chip:yeah I know but that's just like copium isn't it at the time you were in a dark place in your panel game you're about so far yeah

21:52Cal:even Harry and shit was like nah shit is better bro I'm not doing this in the new year I'm all about good energy now I know you're right but now you're better yeah so it doesn't matter so you've been playing well you're shit bro you're fucking shit whoa your legs don't work with your brain I'm shit So what did that make you, bro? Now you're back, though. Let's focus on the positive. No, I just called him chatting about Paddle. You couldn't even... Honestly, bro, it was tough. Watch. You couldn't get the ball over the fucking net.

22:21Chip:By the way, be careful dogging on him right now. He's in an elevated mindset. He's in a dressing gown. I don't give a fuck.

22:28Cal:Chill out. Just, you know what? Good energy, please, bro. Bro, you look like a rolled up pair of socks. Nah, nah, nah, nah. There's no need to bring each other down. Bro, it's New Year. and you're already ruining my whole vibe. New year, new me. I'm on some different shit. Look, I'm only talking about a past you. Past you was shit. Current you was good. I was wet. All right. Anyway, how was your Christmas calendar?

22:49Chip:Nah, it was actually sick. I'm telling you, you lot are sleeping on the hot Christmas. Hot holiday. Well, you FaceTime me on Christmas morning and he's just like cheesing in the pool with like a mad sunset behind him, like a proper Bond villain guy. He's just like, we don't even say anything the whole time. It's just him going like, I've seen the most rich man laugh. Just called to flex real quick. I forgot to FaceTime the group chat. Yeah. But I forgot because it was like, there's like eight hours time difference. So I was winding down. I wasn't really on it. I hear it, bro. I don't blame you.

23:23Chip:It was early, early days for you. But yeah, mate, Indonesia was sick. Because the place I got, it was like a proper unreal villa, but it's not as expensive as you, if you were to get that similar in fucking, I don't know, Ibiza, Spain, wherever it's costing you like five times the amount of money on this. You just wake up. I was getting on a scooter, not that expensive, bro. Say the price. I just said, it's not as expensive as if you were to get that in somewhere like Spain, just setting you up for a downfall. It's just a little, yes, little something, little what? Little five figs. Anyway, you just jump on a scooter and you just knock around the Island.

24:02Chip:Yeah, And the nightlife there is sick as well. Went out on Boxing Day.

24:06Cal:Yeah, the videos of the clubs were where you were in, like Tiki Bar kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually really nice. So we did that. The nightlife was sick. You were like behind the DJ booth like a gal.

24:16Chip:Yeah. No, no, but like just about a meter behind. Did you know the DJ? No, but I messaged him because I was like, I want you to do my wedding, bro. You're so sick. Really? Was that because you were married or was he actually sick? I'm going to have to watch him again. I hear you on that. Bro, you're actually the best. You have to do my wedding. Amaran's just been sacked. Oh. Rubenau has just been sacked. Oh, wow. Yeah, well, he did come out and say some mad shit. Yeah, he's dead, bud. He's left his role. What, live Amaran's sacking on the pod? You don't have to get your phone out, bro. Nah, chill.

24:47I'd need to see this, bro. No, you don't need to. This is important. That's why he told you, so you don't need to do that. Nah, bro, just quickly.

24:51Cal:Put that down. Let me see the tweet for myself. Let me see the tweet for myself and then I'm done. Did you see me going on about Mareska now? No, you don't even. I got a lot of politics going on. Your own politics. There you go. Are you upset about it? Not really. It just means we're back in turmoil. You know what that means?

25:07Chip:Glasner's off to... Glasner will take the United job. That means Mark Gahey finally covering Liverpool. Anyways, I don't even want to talk about ball.

25:14Cal:Yeah, let's not talk about ball. Liverpool stink.

25:15Chip:That was crazy though. So yeah, anyways, what I would say is because... The holiday. And this is the only time because I know there's certain people like... Somebody like Harry, Christmas is like his North Star. He loves Christmas. everything is like very Christmas. My family, once we kind of grew out at the age of, you know, doing all loads of presents and stuff like that, it just became essentially like a two week period where you're on holiday. And I was there like, mate, if you've got two weeks, I'm trying to get as far fucking away from the UK as possible and taking advantage of that. So I struggled to see me spending another Christmas in the UK.

25:49Chip:Really? Until I have kids. And then I'm there like, actually, I want the whole Christmas experience. I think it's different because I've got like the hometown with the boys and everyone. so you go to a pub you go to Christmas Eve

25:59Cal:I couldn't go away for too long I don't think Scott see the family I was Christmas Day in my London flat yeah that's horror though no it was actually really nice like it was weird so we celebrate on Christmas Eve I'd offer myself if I was in Shoreditch on Christmas because Sabina's family does it on Christmas Eve and then my family does it on Christmas Day I don't know just the way they do it so we're all putting presents on both days and doing all the celebrations twice but on Christmas Eve we were just in it was actually sick because it was like I was in my own home and I was like fuck I'm just here at Christmas in my gaff yeah that's why having a house is sick

26:34Chip:and not a flat is because you can actually do your own Christmas yeah yeah yeah

26:36Cal:obviously it has to be way better and then Christmas day I did a four hour drive back to Manchester did you drive or Spina drove feet of 500 yeah I did see a pick of the little pasty princess what do you feel like terrified pasty princess bro when she's driving yeah yeah yeah yeah because also in a feet of 500 I've never felt like more vulnerable she's almost killed me a few times yeah yeah but she was a lot better on this one but there has been times where I'm like I can't step into a car with you again but you know but it feels like it feels like you're in like a tin can oh yeah

27:05Chip:like if this crashes it's over it's over

27:08Cal:like there's no space your legs are getting crumpled getting turned into a fucking Rubik's Cube

27:13Chip:um what do you know you mentioned you went back to hometown went out for a night out that's when I had to start sacking it off because those nights I were no longer fun yeah so like the last Christmas Eve I went on was alright um like obviously there's the odd people going your family or whatever but it's fine but this one was actually just fucking hell it's like ruined my whole vibe because it was the first time my whole friend who's been together in ages and I was like oh it's just so nice all the boys are together and I guess people just drink from early on on Christmas Eve so everyone's battered and I was just like oh I was just getting like flashes put in my face and like back in the hometown just like snap in and out on my fucking face and I was like alright I'll firm it for a bit longer and then like went to another bar and someone was like fucking flashing my face I was like yeah I'm gone check with the boy Archie Gray there oh yeah friend of the pod yeah he said he'd come on he said he's not mocking it nah he's mocking it though well he's couldn't come on with Brennan but now he's gone Crystal Palace so now it's like yeah what they're still not boys we don't mind Palace players on here as well yeah it's okay

28:11Cal:everybody's welcome fuck it yeah but yeah it was an alright night Preeze was good yeah I always find that though Preeze is always better than the night played Impostor like an eight man game of Impostor it was going off did you manage to guess I love that game. Really brings out the inner gas. The whole town boys as well so you know the words would have just been fucked. Yeah, you're not wrong. Yeah. Nah, I actually whipped that out on Christmas actually and I was like, nah, this is going to go off with the family and then like, before it even gets to my mum's word the second she's seen Impostor she's just like panicking and I'm like, yeah, it's just you.

28:43Chip:It doesn't work. It doesn't work at all. No composure. Zero. Mumsy's baited out. Little sweet one. That's it. You didn't even know her bro. Cal's chat to her on FaceTime. I've spoke to her on the phone. I had to apologize to her because the first time she's already seen me topless. I didn't want that to be the first time that she saw me. Yeah, just saw you, Rick. Yeah. Making breakfast on Christmas Day. That's what I mean. I wanted a proper introduction. I want to take her out, steak, whatever. God forbid she catches a bit of why are you on me?

29:13Cal:Ignore me. That was fucking mad. I want to apologize for my friend. She's actually a class woman though. You don't know her. No, I do. She doesn't know you. She actually told me on Christmas stop chilling with that chip guy he's starting to be mad weird recently nah nah she did not say that bro you did how was New York? look at all this shit we gotta talk about it's sick it's fucking sick I've been to New York so many times so it's always just like you go there just back in the back in the Big Apple you know my second home my second home they know me around I'd rock up to the locals and they'd be like oh you back bro how are you?

29:43Cal:that's literally what it's like Bodegas yeah you know they're naming Bodegas after you no it was good met up with a couple of boys you know shout out to my boy Jacob Wait, who the fuck's these are? Just good guys, bro. Just good guys out there. What do you mean? Andrew as well. Shout out to you, Andrew. Is these just people you met in one bar? It's just guys, I know. Oh, I've got to do two more shout outs as well. Some old them guys. Shout out to Cheap Meals and Gold Star to give me free kebab and a free... What the fuck, dummy?

30:15Chip:Mate, we're not doing free... We're still in New York, bro.

30:18Cal:Now you're doing fucking... I had a couple of, I had some building up and I had to just do them all. You know how it is. You know how it is. I don't. It's nice though. I go back to olden. I was going, I just went on a late night drive. So I was like, oh, let's go get milkshake and kebab and go into all the spots and like, oh, Chip, welcome back. Don't worry about it. So I'm like, oh, Jesus. I was like, oh, I can't take it. Like, nah, nah, just, just shout us out. I'm like, well, there you go. Actually, Will got my pay, bro. Shout out for£3.50. Got my pay, bro. I'm paying the pay, bro. And they're like, no, no, no, just shout me out loud.

30:52Cal:And I'll be like, you know what? Fair enough. You know what? I can't rate the hustle. So yeah, yeah. That's so much. So then what happened in your, what did you do there though? Just all the usual shit, bro. Do you ever do anything new when you go? Yeah, no. Just like anything that we've not ticked off before that we went on that fucking tram. Sabina whipped up a whole vlog, didn't she? Yeah, Sabina did a little vlog. And then it's just all about going food spots, going out, enjoying yourselves, walking the sea having a great day and this is like you're fresh on the test here as well yeah I was doing it every morning here went on quite a few nights out tried out some new areas Upper East Side oh shit you tried to go above we got a friend out there as well another friend so we met up with him and he took us out you want to shout him out as well go on why he got all these mates he's got another pod out there he's a little bit incognito he's a little bit incognito what do you mean you're the mafia I say oh shit Fucking chill out On the phone too Who's on the phone too Is that Andrew Pause that Oh

31:59Cal:Fucking Bell in my line Fuck's sake Nah but That's me just cracking a little zinger Mid video Nah it's good that you know I love going It's my favourite place Can't wait for us to go Everybody that was This was sick by the way What is this This was a thing you guys would like it was called you gotta describe it for the audio it was called Sinatra Saturdays at a place called Carnegie Club okay and it was really difficult to get a book in like I had to wake up at 4am right who's that there are we looking at Andrew no that's not Andrew who's that I can't mention oh you place blur his face she was meant to blur him incognito incognito who the fuck are these I had to book this place like 4am in the morning like fucking 40 days before the thing came out and I managed to get it and it's just some sick little small little spot but they do like Jazz Night yeah it's all Frank Sinatra songs they say they're not what's it called not tribute but I don't know it pretty much is but they say they're not that was fucking sick have you done the thing called The Edge?

33:01Cal:yes I have I've done all the things you go up really yeah yeah I met my mum out there as well and I took her up she's got like vertigo and shit your mum was there as well she gets sick even if she's on like the ground floor really my mum's my mum's got terrified of heights yeah awful Yeah, my mum was there, but she went out five days before. It was the 50th. Did you saw that one? Yeah. That's nice. A little trip for her. I've never been to New York. Nah, it is sick. Everybody I was meeting out there, I was like, don't worry, guys, I'll be back. I'll be back in June. Yeah, they're missing you right now.

33:30Cal:I'm bringing my boys with me as well. I'm going to show them around. Fuck's sake. Yeah, we are. We will actually be. Yeah, exactly.

33:37Chip:I have heard, though, New York in the summer is cheeks. I've done it. I've heard it's just like a hot mess.

33:44Cal:I've seen for my 21st birthday in July and it is very hot. Like really a bit of a concrete jungle. Can't be that far off London though.

33:55Chip:No, I think it is because in there, the thing with New York is like everything is, like you said, it's all just tall buildings. And it's like, it's not like London where there's a lot of open space. We might be okay though. When we go in June. June and July.

34:08Cal:I've heard it's a bit. Don't worry because we'll be going to different states and different places. we can cool down in Texas exactly

34:18Chip:Dallas but yeah that was that was

34:23Cal:nothing actually fucking mental to say nothing crazy it was just a great time

34:29Chip:well I'll tell you what else was a great time darts both of your first dart experience still recovering did you like the night it exceeded my expectations yeah it was better I also didn't realise the turnout we had I thought it was like I knew a lot of the boys were going but when we were at the pub before I was just like new character new character I was like what the fuck we had like 30 people everybody spawned in yeah it was mad it was good it was a lot of people's first darts thing actually we had Batch Arthur George Chris Ethan Harry Elliot that was it that was a squad there was 10 of us I think yeah and it was actually so good to be fair I think we went on the best day because the actual final was a bit disappointing just because Littler absolutely spanked.

35:14Chip:But that's why everyone says they say the semifinals better because you get to watch two matches. Yeah. It was. And the second second match was class. Yeah. Oh yeah. That Gary bloke. I fucking hyped for Gary. I wanted him to do it but unfortunately he couldn't have fucking doubled so his life at the end. First of all. Fucking hell. First of all. I was getting annoyed man. because he actually looks mad upset when he misses. I was emotionally because he could have easily won it. He just fucking he's got emotion in the game like he's not no no he's not one of these robots that just hits

35:45Cal:perfect he's actually human he goes oh yeah they'll have a cup of tea like if that's what you're looking for you can see harry here we go yeah that's such a funny photo wait why do you put

35:56Chip:this in the chat again that just looks like harry to me no i just thought you look like 50 yeah we got a whole thing oh you know what this is one of them or farming in the big startup up yeah by the way let me just say like we did not know those cameras there people like nah why are you trying to fucking mew for the camera i was like bro i never saw those being taken um but no it's one of them comments where it's like who the fuck are these like why are you not showing what does that say i can't read the 35s and over a few minute of these pictures every year at the darts this happens it's so good you know it's funny yeah so on this thing they sent like a collab request.

36:38Chip:Yeah, I got it. And I was like, no, I'm not doing that. Next day, woke up 200K likes. I was like, yeah, I'll accept that. Bang! Ethan accepted it. Yeah. And I accepted it. And then I woke up next day and I was like, I'm last slide. Like, I'm getting rid of it. I didn't give a shit. But if you go on my profile, the picture's just Harry. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's why I'm in it. It's Harry. I said, I don't give a fuck. I can't catch it. That's why I whipped up my own post. I was like, nah, I'm not fucking missing out.

37:07Cal:I'm going to try. That's a little play around there. I'm going to try and post on Instagram more this year. Let's see how many I can get.

37:12Chip:All right, how about this? Let's see how many I can get. Give us a target. What are you hitting?

37:15Cal:How many did I do last year? I think you got to post twice a month. Can you check how many I did last year? Let's try and double it.

37:20Chip:Nah, I think you got to do more than double, bro. I think you want to be doing twice a month minimum.

37:24Cal:Twice a fucking month, are you mad?

37:25Chip:Yeah.

37:26Cal:That's not even that big. Yeah, three times a month. Pictures only, really. Let's see. What was it? When was it? 71 weeks ago that was that's January that's one you look so one two three four five so five times five six seven eight nine well if that was nine in one year it's fucked bro you gotta whoop your shit wait it's it's more than that

37:56Chip:what you guys want to do it okay okay let's say it all right fuck

38:01Cal:so let's go for nine I love an insta dump I love it.

38:06Chip:Nobody takes photos. You've got to ask though. It's embarrassing, but I've learned, I've been like, oh, can you get a pic of me? All right, I'll just do that. Let's do it on the sly. Like, oh, please, can you get a pic? The thing is, I'll do that and I'll be like,

38:17Cal:I'll do it and I'll be like, oh, can I grab a pic of me and you'll get a pic and I'll just take a look at them and I'm like, I fucking chopped. I don't want to post it. You know what the thing is? You asked me to take loads of photos of you in Iceland. I've just remembered now and I have loads of photos of you in Iceland, but you just never ask for them. I was waiting for the video to like be close. All right. Maybe I'll post it this week and be like, I deleted them for storage. I've downloaded a hell of games on my phone. Bro's playing fucking Candy Crush. Yeah.

38:44Chip:You actually, by the way, no, no, no joke. I'm on level 180 on Candy Crush and I can't get past this one level.

38:52Cal:Where the fuck does this come from?

38:53Chip:I can't get past a level. I'm stuck.

38:56Cal:Like for real, for real.

38:57Chip:Yeah. You've been playing that shit. Yeah. Level 180. You need to tag to my mom, bro. Nah You know what I only ever play it on Flights And I just I can't get past 188 I need a good game That I can actually Whip out when I'm traveling I don't have Like wifi But there's none Football manager It's a bit much You know Yeah that seems too much I mean like I'm not trying to do like An actual job I want to clock out Could I interest you

39:20Cal:In a steam deck bro I think I might Just go about Subway Surfers To be honest with you bro I've been banging that I love a

39:26Chip:Subway Surfers Nah you need somebody That's going to Stimulate the mind No, I turn off the game volume and I'll whack a Joe Rogan on and I'll just play Subway Surfers with Joe Rogan on. And it's like when you're watching the TikTok clips. Yeah, you're doing it in real time. Sick. It's fucking sick. I'll tell you what else I jump on is a little solitaire. Oh, that's a good game. Love solitaire. That's a good game. But it gets me. That's the game that brings me the most rage. But it's just challenging. Because there's some times where it can't be solved. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And so then I'm there and it's not making sense.

39:56Chip:There's no more fucking moves. Wacking the chair in front. Chair in front. I don't fly on planes with chairs in front oh fairs bro I've actually switched back to that oh do you wanna I just remember Ted Lasso was at the darts and me and Ethan got hyped and then Ethan went like anyone need toilet and I was like nah and then he came back from the toilet with a photo with him and I was like Lewis Capaldi was there too yeah Ginge oh yeah he came up to the table didn't he who? Ginge oh yeah yeah yeah what were you about to say by the way? Shane Gillis was at the final as well sorry he's kind of my goat at the moment you've been watching a lot of Shane Shane Gillis I'll watch like a full stand-up on Netflix I think he's quite good as well I like him but yeah overall dark experience out of 10 9 that's solid what was the little thing you did before the thing in that separate room what was that I thought it was on the big stage and I saw it wasn't behind is where you have your meal before the thing it's a bit of hospitality but yeah they do this 9 dark challenge and Harry was pretty confident about this and we had to nominate someone from our group and obviously Harry was up for it, which is quite rare.

41:06Chip:Harry doesn't usually want to ever do stuff like that. He bricked it when he got up there. No, but he'd had enough drinks at that point where it was fun. So anyways, he went up there against another random chap that was at the hospitality as well. And he goes up and he genuinely, his first six starts were just class. He was solid. He was so good. And then it literally came down to the last three doors and he just, I think he got like, 20 or something like that. It was just a horror last performance. He bottled it right at the end, but I had a lot of money on him to win it as well. So I'm not going to lie.

41:35It was a wrap. The second the opponent got up and he was like a bold middle-aged man.

41:41Jesus.

41:43Cal:Like a plumber from fucking Stoke. Yes. I knew he was going to fucking just weighing in on the poor bloke there for a good night. Let him live, bro. Nothing wrong with that. What's wrong with Stoke? Nothing. Eddie Hall's from Stoke. so it was Elliot Hackney who else is from Stoke? the owner of Bet361 who else is from Stoke? what a great start to the plug what else happened? stranger things well AJ it feels so long ago but like AJ I stayed up for that I was terrible I didn't watch the full fight I think it was worth the boxing purists are going to hate me for this, but shit like that is more entertaining than any boxing match that ever happens.

42:32I don't give a fuck. I don't care if I'm watching the two most like, like a chess match of like the highest skilled Usyk, whatever. I will always be more entertained by like Jake Paul trying to spark that. That is obviously more entertaining. It's so funny.

42:49Cal:Paul's unbelievable. I was just increasing like the whole time I just could not believe like Jake was just like so scared and just legging it it just felt like it was the best thing I've ever seen ever it was so good one of it wound me up like when he was running away I was like yeah bro this is how you survive keep running bro yeah like no one's expecting an actual boxing match we just want you to survive but you could tell pretty early on like he was like oh fuck

43:16Chip:yeah I reckon he felt like one like the weight behind those punches must have been and his jaw got fucking broke the video Logan took of like his teeth by the way so many people in the comments like he didn't actually break his jaw like that's a big thing there was like you can see the x-ray there's two parts of his jaw which are just completely broken and then he went on impulsive the day after and he just had to walk off after 10 minutes he was like yeah i can't talk just like a tennis ball in his mouth yeah honestly fair play for just

43:47Cal:just even rocking up man they're getting paid so everyone would you take a broken jaw like that

43:54Chip:50 m's 100 %

43:56Cal:I think anybody is doing that

43:58Chip:well yeah I don't know what the actual numbers are for the sake of you're doing it for 50 m's you're getting a wig like that

44:04Cal:I think anybody is right yeah for sure but he just got also in the moment he probably didn't feel the pain that much it's the next day it didn't even knock him out he was on the floor and just went like whoa he went straight he was like conscious and then did a full post fight interview with a broken jaw well it's probably like the adrenaline and then I have to give it an hour or so

44:21Chip:oh shit when he's in that hospital or nah the pain he must have felt I'd have been crying he did say in the interview that he thought his jaw was broken so he must have felt like something out of place but not the pain that must be such a horrible he went straight into the surgery though

44:37Cal:didn't he awesome because he'd done it by the next morning I think yeah he got three plates in his mouth and he could only have liquids like over Christmas so I don't think he could like eat oh bro no fucking y 'all it's your pudding gravy though eating through a straw bro yeah or sage and onion stuffing but I think he came out way like not better than AJ but like he came out like a lot of people like him more now jake paul i mean yeah he got in there and

44:59Chip:he got fucked yeah and and i mean he didn't go out cold no do you know i mean like he took he took a jaw-breaking punch yeah that punch knocked him down it didn't knock him out yeah he was perfectly conscious just just fucked i don't know about perfectly conscious this guy's probably away with the fairy so obviously but to like be on the floor and go whoa like he's still there yeah yeah Yeah, fair enough. And the picture of him winding up for this punch as well. It's just brutal.

45:27Cal:It's so funny.

45:28Chip:Just smirking away at Jay Paul before he gets to the absolute biggest fucking wig in his life. Did he carry him through? Huh?

45:35Cal:Did AJ carry him through to the end? Like, did he... Oh, I don't think...

45:39Chip:I just think he was hard to nail down because he just kept kind of running away, didn't he? Yeah. And if he did punch, he just grabbed him. Yeah. And he kept falling, like grabbing his waist as well. He kept like trying to... It's also probably quite fun for AJ. Like knowing that there's like zero chance you lose this fight and you can like knock this guy out in any way you want. It's probably just quite fun to just like tee up shots. Yeah, get paid an app. Yeah, you're like, oh, loads of people coming to watch him out as well. Just fuck him up a little bit. Kind of crazy though that Jake Paul's the A-side in it though.

46:03Chip:Yeah. Like that just seems mental. Just got the money there, innit? Yeah, it is. It's all to do with the bees. If I'm him, I'm never fighting again though. Who? Jake Paul. Yeah, well, but also Eddie Hearn said something after the fight, which was like an injury like this, if his jaw is broken, is very difficult to come back from. And a lot of boxers don't box after they get a broken jaw. It's like one of the worst injuries to get for like returning. I don't know how true, whatever that is. But yeah, it was just, I thought it was quite interesting. I wonder, he said, oh, like he's going to come back and he's going to keep fighting and stuff.

46:38Chip:But it's like, bro, at what point is just like, you got your peas out of boxing. Now it's a health thing. Genuinely. He said he wants a kid and stuff. Just fucking suck it off. Have a kid. Yeah, and I'm not going to lie. Have you heard about like Jake Paul's investments and stuff? Oh, he's got like the craziest portfolio. He was early on so many of these big AI companies. That like genuinely just don't box again, bro. Who's arsed?

47:04Cal:Probably one of them guys always needs something big like this to work towards. So it doesn't feel like...

47:09Chip:Yeah, but your health at some point, your health has to take priority. Like how old is he? It's a dangerous sport. I don't forget that. Also like AJ's main sponsor for that fight was Polymarket. he got given a half a mil polymarket chain and Jake Paul's a huge investor in polymarket quite mad winning on every side wearing his shit yeah the whole thing's just kind of nuts oh yeah I went and watched Marty Supreme last night oh it's good isn't it fuck it's good I wanted to buy the jacket that everyone's rocking then I thought like once this film's been out for a couple weeks it's not really cool it's one of them ones where it's cool

47:49Cal:when the general puppet didn't have it. Yeah. Yeah. Like, he was gifting it to people. Yeah, that's some consumerism, like, final boss shit. But I just thought like, nah, that's sick. I could get one Insta post. It's actually a nice jacket to be fair.

48:00Chip:The Instagram post would have banged. Yeah. Which might have made it worth it. But yeah, the actual movie. No. I don't go to cinema, so I'll wait till it's on Netflix. 2020. Okay, fair. Man, again, I went to the cinema on my ones yesterday. I just fucking, I genuinely think, order the cinema on your ones might be one of the most Italy expensive. Pickford or Pickford? She was out with a friend. Yeah. And then she was like, oh, we could go midweek. I'm like, I need to go Marty mode right now. Watch it. That's why I'm on 2026 Marty mode. Yeah. I'd be thinking about way too much other shit sat in a cinema by myself.

48:31I'd end up either going on my phone on no brightness or just walking out.

48:34Chip:I'm not going to lie. I popped my phone open a few times, but it was mainly because my FPL scores were coming through at the same time, which was a bit of a disaster lineup. I'll be honest. Yeah. But it does look really good. It looks like a type of film I'd love.

48:45Cal:Nah, it was good. Did you like Uncut Gems? I've never seen it, actually. Okay. It gives me like Whiplash vibes a little bit, but Pink Pong.

48:52Chip:I said it was a combination of Whiplash and Uncut Gems. Yeah. Same director as Uncut Gems.

48:57Cal:Yeah. It's very good, though. Yeah. I thought it was probably... Did you like Whiplash? One of the best movies of the year. Yeah. That got me hyped. That was one of my New Year's goals. I wanted to start drumming. Oh, fuck. So we got a guitar and a drumming.

49:07Chip:What do you need me on? The vocals? Create a band. Triangle. Triangle. Triangle. All right. Get on that Calibon. What about clarinet? That's what I'm about. Nah, you're all good, Squidward. No, but I just keep getting like TikToks of people fucking just jamming out in the garage. But then I thought like, this is the worst upstairs neighborhood ever.

49:25Cal:Oh, he's fucking YouTube has got a drum kit. Oh, yeah. Might get an electric one where you just have headphones on, but they can't seem washed. Might be sad if you just put it in the bedroom because it's the second floor. I thought that.

49:35Chip:Nah, bro, you hear that across the court.

49:37Cal:Yeah, then I got a full drum kit by my bed. Fuck it, just get the electric one.

49:44Chip:but yeah the whole movie I was just hyped throughout the whole movie yeah

49:48Cal:it's one of them ones where it's like shit it's very long I didn't realise how long it was but I just it went by I was just like that was just so generational

49:54Chip:I said on my story I was like oh yeah Marty Supreme I recommend it go watch it and everyone just replied like bro stop glazing you're just trying to get him on the pod I was like obviously yeah I would like Timmy on the pod

50:06Cal:I was worried when I was watching I was like this is so hyped and every time I go watch a movie this hyped I always feel a little bit disappointed and then that was the one where I was like, oh, you know what? It was good. The promo was in the SD Kid tune as well. I was at the pub and I put on the group chat to you lot because I know you guys don't really fuck with SD Kid like me, but I was like, the marketing. But yeah, I said to group chat and you lads were like, nah, that's fucking sick. Everyone was in the comments. It was like, I've never seen a more hyped up post ever. Oh yeah.

50:35Chip:How many of these did that thing do? It must have banged. Imagine being SD Kid as well. Like you've got Timothy Chalamet on a tune in like your first year of blowing up. Yeah. Supposedly he signed a 30 mil deal. Don't know if that was true though. Oh, I saw something like that. But I think a lot of time with labels and stuff, it comes with like loads of shit.

50:52Cal:I don't know if... What? 53 mil. 83? 53. 53. Fucking hell. Is that the collab post with him? Yeah. Even got Will and Ian in the comments, bro.

51:02Chip:Daft.

51:05Cal:I'm in there. UK. Did you see the Chainsmokers? Oh my god They did that awful remix

51:15Chip:The remix was actually What are we up to I think the other thing That was really bad Is like They actually made it look like He was a part Like they made it look like It was like a joint thing Yeah Like it looked like If I looked at that I'd think like SD kid Signed off on that That's what I thought I think that was the reason Why he had a problem with it

51:31Cal:Yeah Yeah because there was Another remix beforehand as well Can't remember The other ones was Chip did one Is that the one Yeah Basically It was all They're all coming out a similar time I thought oh everyone's gonna remix it now but he said Chippen said like oh I'm not I'm not like with him or anything like that I'm just doing it for fun whereas I think these guys yeah kind of did that way did he tweet about it I don't know if it's there it is you just the chain smokers up up chain smokers remixes getting nuked mate wow please don't remix my shit and think it's cool to post to all DSPs there's skull emojis as well yeah he's obviously

52:09Chip:just he's just saying that because I think you can remix stuff but it's the fact that if you're going to whack it on like Spotify and all that sort of stuff then that's probably where there's a problem right what do Chain Snokers even even make what are they back in the day mega tunes these guys are them they're definitely not them bro they've made a lot of songs that you know of course I know they do I know they're huge look at the bills all of those are billions they're like mainstream bangers

52:35Cal:what are we talking about all them summer tunes all that kind of shit you love I love I don't think I've I don't think I've ever had a Chainsmokers song on my playlist bro Really? Well they did it with us It's just like You know it's like It's like your top 10s We were staying in Paris Top 40 sort of shit Yeah Nah more about the underground scene these days Nah I don't think you are bro I've seen your playlist The people I listen to You lot don't even fucking know Nah No one does Name one artist right now Fuck it Bro I don't even know their names I've got one monthly listener And it's me Bro was there early doors Nah I saw somebody selling a screenshot of them following SD kid on Spotify when he had like 8 ,000 monthly listeners and they're selling it on Depop.

53:19What the fuck? You're not just like an NFT. What the fuck are we doing?

53:24Cal:So it had watermarks all over it. You couldn't screenshot it so that the person was like, oh, you proved that you were a fan before anyone's. Yeah, definitely.

53:34Chip:Have you seen the new bikini trend is bad. Oh, oh, well, I didn't know it was a trend. I just knew you were taking photos of me at the pub. And now there's like ones of me as like a fat fucking bikini monster. Jabba the heart looking thing. Yeah. So it's a thing right now. And it's actually a bit dark because people are doing it to like fucked photos. People are doing it to the girl out of Stranger Things. Yeah. They're doing it to your mates. yeah yeah

54:09Cal:that's fucked yeah Elon said it did a tweet didn't he saying we're coming after people that use it in like I can't pay the fuck exactly said but yeah essentially I was getting some weird TikToks about Holly Wheeler right it would be like LeBron and it would be like all the Stranger Things characters being like dunk for me and they'd be like nah and then it'd be her saying dunk for me it's like a LeBron edit but she's like 12 what the fuck Not funny, but it's just a funny LeBron meme anyway. What do you lot think about Stranger Things? Your FYP is class, bro. Does it actually mean for you, Paige, bro?

54:45Anyway.

54:45Chip:Wait, I haven't watched Stranger Things, so you lot can narrow about it. All I'm saying is that people are calling it one of the biggest fumbles of a final season. No, no, no. Absolutely not. But you are lying if you think that was like sick, though. It wasn't sick. It was sick. It was not sick. I thought they stuck the ending,

54:59Cal:but the actual season itself was pretty shit. No. yeah like the final season was like i think when you look back first first four episodes was sick was really good that fourth episode was sick it's got like a only that episode and then the the three after i thought were not great but it was just teeing up the final one the whole thing right when they fight the big mind flayer and he's like that whole thing was dog i think it was yeah i think it was too quick it should have never been the mind play should have never become this like dinosaur Godzilla looking thing they had to go one up didn't they it ruined the whole thing it starts off as this like 80s little fucking small town vibe and now we're doing fucking like it's like Fast and the Furious shit I thought Vin Diesel was going to fly in from space it was like what the fuck you used to ride around on bikes and they'll be like creepy shit in the woods and they'll be the Mind Flayer they had the Mind Flayer as the big fucking monster as well but the Shadow it was a cool Shadow in season 3 what do you mean in season 3 it became it was the big groupie monster thing it was physical oh that was still different like the way it was and that was just shit

56:01Chip:now let me tell you there's one clip that just that just said that all the actors are just phoning it in on this final season because like I don't know their fucking names but he's like chatting to Eleven and he's like doing an acting he's at everyone's there like this might be the most next acting I've ever seen I'll tell you what Will's acting is the worst acting I've ever seen in my life he's not great no he's terrible he's not great pull up Will let me just see who is this guy Will is

56:26Cal:Will's one that gets a lot of hate online because of that sticking so he was like terrible acting I thought everyone else was pretty everyone else was pretty good I saw Millie Bobby Brown got a lot of hate for mewing in every scene it was like no matter what was going on because she started off as a kid now she's got a bit of a filler and whatever which is fine but in a lot of the scenes she just won't stop mewing and it's just like we're trying to have a serious scene here and you're trying to see the face yeah yeah it's that one it's just not a scene where your face should look like that I think there's a problem it looks like I think it's like she just got it done the day before or something nah you wouldn't do that before filming though would you I think that's what's happened though because it's not always that bad in it but like there are some scenes where it's just delighted

57:18Chip:I don't know and compare that to Timmy anyway big spoiler 11's dead right well well maybe but then like I don't know you know what maybe it was a bit shit thinking back to it I think the way they wrapped it up I think the way they finished it was sick that was not the end I agree that the fight I've seen that the the fight scene was shorter than the will coming out scene yeah which is a bit mad I feel like it should have been longer but the way they like wrapped it up and like dished off all the storylines deaths for sure.

57:53Cal:There was one big death and it might not she might not even be dead. She might be away. I like the ambiguous ending you know. The other girl. Which one? Not like a big death. No she's dead. It's good to have it like open ending you know. Eleven died. Well I don't think she's well it's a theory isn't it? That's what Mike likes to believe. And there is shit that points that she's alive I guess but I just think it's hard to count what's going on. Why does no one look like a happy ending anymore? I like happy ending but like I thought like at least like Dustin was going to get held off or something which I don't want to happen but it makes it sad like i didn't feel sad the whole episode i was i was it was i think the way they just finished it was nice happy ending content everything was nice because if they if they killed like steve or something like that everyone would be like fucking yeah but i'm just saying like the way they executed like the 11 death row out loud was just straight face like just didn't care just not that's what i'm saying they need to they need to lock it on your own there because anyways i'm sad for mike at the end because he's obviously like just mike's kind of the goat he's It's kind of like not got his missus anymore has to make up this whole story that she might be alive and he's got nothing.

58:55Chip:What's a new series that we're jumping on then?

58:57Cal:Next. What's the next one? We need something. Have I watched anything? No, I watched Blackberry last night. Fucking banger. What, the movie? Yeah. Yeah. Bandersnatch? Blackberry. I thought you said Black Mirror. I thought you meant the Black Mirror movie. That was fucking sick. My bad. And then I need to go watch Avatar this week. it's avatar 3 isn't it yeah i didn't even know avatar 2 was a thing like i felt like it come fly with me when he's like i was like there's no way avatar 2 is a thing and then avatar 3 like how have i missed that yeah the first one was huge when it came out everyone was saying like oh tarja's gonna be happy that avatar 2's out it's like there's a meme on like twitter right now where it's like avatar comes out makes fucking one to three billion dollars and that has no cultural impact at all and nobody gives a fuck really.

59:45I just didn't know, like, I want to binge watch them all now.

59:48Cal:But like... No, you should, because they are good. And like, when you watch them, you're like, fuck, it's mental, because they're all CGI, but it looks so real. Yeah.

59:54Chip:I'm going to watch two tonight. There's a thing called, what is it? Avatar Depression. What? That's a real thing. Joe Rogan was on about it, right? It's basically a fair amount of people were getting actually depressed after watching Avatar from how like, good that life was and how like, oh yeah and it's like that's how we should live and they just can't deal with the real well there's something i think is it not called a paris syndrome which is very similar and japanese yeah so what would happen yes post avatar depression syndrome yeah at some point you suffer from some bad yeah all right at some point grow up but like it could never be part of pandora oh fair enough there is like a legitimate version of that which is called paris syndrome though and so what happens is a lot of the time and I believe it originated with Japanese people and they would save up like their entire life they've seen in movies about how like wonderful Paris is and everything like that they would save up they would then fly to Paris do their Paris holiday and realize it's been an axe and they didn't live up to like what they'd built in their mind and so then they would come back to Tokyo and they were like what the fuck like this place is just better yeah so that's Paris syndrome just going on a shit holiday yeah literally I don't think everything needs a name I don't think I think you just went on a dead holiday bro I'll be there go to your therapist like I think I think you just missed please just go home and bug some of us bro well have you seen this guy's comment what

1:01:30Cal:okay

1:01:30Chip:fat uh fun toms I've seen it eight times I'm addicted it is an escape and I feel the depression from it use it as motivation why does it make you depressed because it's fucking beautiful natural no words to describe how amazing it is use the movie as motivation to make your life like that earth isn't pandora but earth is earth nah that's got me i might actually take that one i'm gonna go to the cinema tonight there is values create that badass fighting train bro get off the internet no i'm fucking with this by the way this is the motivation i need of it here we go wait what is that iwa is mother nature that's all very real and it's all very here now in this earth this movie motivates the ever-living fuck out of me to create that life for myself and my family preach preach brother thanks virtual playground i would love to lock tails with you Oh, these are locking tails.

1:02:33That's like holding a pocket in prison.

1:02:34Cal:The worst is walking back to your car after the movie and seeing how gross it is outside. They're not helping ourselves. What the fuck is happening? They try to cheer up, getting straight on Reddit, like I've walked out and everything's shit. Straight to Reddit as well. Like, no wonder it's fucking whack, bro. You've gone home and loaded up your PC to cry. You kind of get what they mean. Like when you're in like a shit Odeon and then you walk out after a banger and you're like oh yeah January and fucking Plymouth when you come out after watching a fuck movie you change your whole personality to match the main character oh yeah I do that I do that all the time every time I watch that that's with me

1:03:13Chip:Marty Mode

1:03:13Cal:things are different when I was 18 I'd probably be playing table tennis right now probably in what was that fucking up everybody to fucking people over all the time no well I watched that film like Step Up or something and my mum walked in on me break dancing she's like what are you doing I was swiveling on my head like get out get out get out I'm mid fidget spinner and then like I was like nah work on diversity work on diversity nah diversity

1:03:44Chip:had me had me moving

1:03:45Cal:reckless I went to go watch them live on spot tickets that's me and my boy Dean

1:03:53Chip:you went to see them live

1:03:55Cal:on our own I remember we were just so young we fucking loved it and they were like oh there's some huts looking at us bro and we do nothing yeah I thought it seemed like mad cool when I was younger I thought if I like I was like nah this is gonna work but it turns out it's fucking nuts it was a big thing it was a big thing that's so funny that you say that oh my god nah that's got me high I think my brother has a video somewhere as well I really remember this happening with him like walking in and I'm like singing Olly Murs and I'm like get the fuck out trouble making all he made was some recent bangers actually

1:04:32Chip:I'm joking have you seen the latest one it's always been a little bit loco some goofy shit but then there'll be loads of middle-aged women in the comments like this is the best song ever leave them alone yeah now we don't have to whack it on I'll ruin the whole vibe what do you call it call what no I was gonna say all the FaZe clan shit you're not seeing this man Chip that should have been you though

1:04:56Cal:yeah I know well no one's in it now so obviously that would have been but no Faze Jev is still in it there's a few was he just holding it down I think Faze Jev's the final one

1:05:04Chip:wait someone said there's a few 360 deals where they're just completely cooked I don't know that's true I have no idea I don't know what's going on

1:05:10Cal:so did everyone leave and then Faze come like this is the end of the content side of things we're just going to be pro-game yeah I think so

1:05:19Chip:they'll try and bring back the um they'll try and bring back the content's out you can't surely that's just not dead for anyone I just feel like whoever's gonna be the replacement they'll never get I didn't find it that sad though because it was almost like a new group anyway it was like and the whole kind of phase breakup kind of already happened like with the phase rain shit back in the day there's been like so much phase drama that this doesn't really top it like the OG one when like Banks and Rain would do their PO unboxings and get like CSGO knives in the New York house and then Banks went on that mad one and like went mental yeah and like it all just went fucked yeah FaZe has always had hella drama around it you never knew that these guys were in FaZe anyway like most of them didn't go by FaZe certain yeah it wasn't like FaZe Jason the Ween yeah they were just Jason the Ween yeah that's a fair point it was a cool idea though I was fucking with it they're just gonna make their own group though weren't they I'd probably do better do you reckon we'll see any other groups or do you think groups are like a dead thing no I don't think they're dead I think it's more just like collabing isn't it it's just like yeah but the group thing obviously like is super oh you got obviously got like bov boys they started out recently and they got new channels coming out so they'll do a

1:06:25Cal:trailer or something for it yeah boys gaming and then another one and he's got reacts like a reacts channel yeah which should obviously make sense because the sideman blueprint yeah yeah just

1:06:35Chip:might as well follow it yeah i mean they've shown everybody how you fucking do it yeah i think i think group channels definitely work if you've got the right friend group like authentic friend group like bov boys or sidemen yeah but i reckon it's probably better if you just have a group but there's no label on it. Yeah. It's kind of just like same group of people in everyone's videos, but you don't, it doesn't have to have a name. You can't make as much pressure. Like, nah, you can't make money then. That's the big thing. That's how you monetize it.

1:07:03Cal:Like, Bob boys will be selling themselves as a group and they'll get brand deals and all this kind of stuff. Scrap, scrap everything I just said. Yeah. All right. We will do it, bro. The thought was, you were trying to think.

1:07:11Chip:I agree with what you're saying though. As soon as it is a group, it does become a lot more pressure. Yeah. And all it takes, if you think about it, the Sidemen boys, for example, to go rogue or just be like, yeah, I can't be arsed anymore. I'm just not feeling it, which like, by the way, over like time that, that normally happens. It did happen, didn't it? Sort of with when JJ left, I know it was a bit fake, but like, yeah, it wasn't proper though. Yeah. But I'm just saying like for the, a lot of these things, all it takes is one person just to be like, fuck it, bro. Can't be arsed. And then it falls apart.

1:07:48Chip:Usually. So, yeah, I don't know. Worst Christmas presents of the year.

1:07:54Cal:What's that? That's why you got to start making hella coins, because then no one will back out.

1:07:57Chip:Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it actually is what it is, though. You actually do need to. Oh, no, I know what this is. She got an AB mouse pad for Christmas. Oh, yeah, I saw it. Oh, that's kind of sick. And then the... And AB pajamas. Oh, okay, that's a bit weird. I'm messing with that. I was fucking with the mouse pad. I don't know about the...

1:08:11Cal:I got mine from the same place.

1:08:12Chip:She's got a badge flag on the ceiling, so like... There was a badge flag on the ceiling? Yeah. Oh, shit. she completed UK YouTube did you guys get any I know you didn't get any presents you just didn't do presents did you get any shit presents Chip

1:08:28Cal:fuck I don't really know what do you mean don't really know what I got I get just like the most basic of things I'll get like aftershaves the standard nothing like where I go wow I got a book of Joe Rogan quotes

1:08:46Chip:nice that's it bring it bring it on the pod please no i left it up north my mom was like taking it and i was like imagine that just sitting on your mantelpiece at home yeah i was like nah i'm not i like it i'm not taking it you can get the kindle version i also got another book called where's my vape and it was like is it on the bus is it is it in the bed where's my what like where

1:09:10Cal:What the hell are you trying to... A little comic about where your vapors. Fucking where's your lost Mary? But no, she actually gave me a banger present. She got me a terrarium. So it's like a mini little environment. That's good. It's got a little spider. Did you bring that down? No, I can't bring any bit on the train, so they're going to bring it down. Does it like keep itself alive? Yeah. Yeah, it's like the moisture builds up in it. But like, I didn't know if they were meant to have flies and spiders in it, but I looked and there's like little spiders and little flies flying about. Yeah. I didn't know that was meant to happen, but it must be there.

1:09:36Some of them spiders don't get out, bro. They're only tiny. anyway.

1:09:41Chip:But can you please, can you, can you get them to bring the Joe Rogan thing? I think at one point, every pod, we have to read one Joe Rogan quote out. We can, but it's tiny. It's a tiny little book. That's even better. Okay. We should do it. No, cause you're egging her on and then she's going to get more presents on the next Christmas. So I'm going to be fucking pissed off. Well, maybe we need to make a fellas quote book. Oh, I'll tell you what was a banger present I got. That would be sick. I got, um, a big like hammock sun lounger thing for my balcony in London for summer. Yeah. By the way, that's one thing I want to say.

1:10:10Chip:Like you might be struggling London wintertime, but come summer, it's all going to be redeemed. I'm thinking summer's going to go. It does. Genuinely, summertime. I've been in London. So it won't be here though, will we?

1:10:20Cal:Only for a month. Are we doing dry jam by the way? Yeah. We've already got fucking leather broken. No, but obviously now, just going from now. We couldn't, we couldn't scrap off darts. I'm trying to think if I've got anything. I've not really got anything. I've checked my calendar, bro. And I thought, yeah, this is it. We can do it Not gonna lie I've got the Miami boys Coming so it's Yeah your thoughts Your thoughts Got the biggest D-gens In the game You kinda don't need it bro You're too young for a dry gen Yeah Yeah you're fine But me and you bro Nah I think you might Just be on your ones On this one I need to Honestly like With this test I wanna fucking See how I'll look Without a month of alcohol Well why don't you do Like a 75 hard That's just fucking Can't be asked for that That was when we both Made mega Mega games 100 % But come like Day 45 I was like right It's just fucking long yeah but it was sick I was missing out on so many motives did you go gym yesterday?

1:11:08Cal:and if I'm doing it on my own could you imagine the fucking mental warfare you just out with the boys having a couple beers even just a couple beers social beers me having to do it at 0 % what was that? fucking kill myself right which I don't encourage at all oh thanks for clearing that up god I thought you were encouraging that for a minute can I just ask what that present is? I know it's just a decorative one okay scrap that then got giddy for nothing yeah nah so I'm not going to do 75 hard talk like that but if you guys want to do it go ahead and do it it's a great thing to do it was the best day by ever going everybody should do it at least once because it locks you in and gets you doing some fucking mad shit and then you come out the other end looking like Tony Stark it's really nice you do have Tony Stark facial hair a little bit someone said that thank you for saying that it was on the photo of us three when we're like in the stepbrothers looking at his posing yeah with the glasses I think really the thing is I can't really grow a proper beard so it just kind of looks like this you might soon bro oh shit yeah I don't grow anything here yeah test will increase your beard I reckon surely I don't know potentially yeah I don't know you might get bald though beard roller madoxan fill or whatever the fuck it's called oh I've got no idea about any of those

1:12:23Chip:I don't know what you're talking about you've got a full kit bro yeah what the fuck what the fuck was that aggressive that was a lot yeah That was a lot for an early start On a Monday

1:12:35Cal:He said he fucking got a care package for his hairline Bro what?

1:12:39Chip:He's got all the bits and mobs Faulty care package I was going to come up with a good idea

1:12:46Cal:We're going out We were doing it bro This whole thing What you going bald? No you Oh yeah I'm sorting I got a consultation

1:12:56Chip:Nice I'm going to go and fucking do it bro

1:12:58Cal:So funny

1:13:01Chip:Don't say it

1:13:01Cal:If you just went to a consultation, he just goes, nah, you're fucked. Wait, wait. See what happened to Cole? See what happened to Cole? Cole Anderson. Oh my God, yeah. He went to Turkey to get his hair transplant, buzzed his hair, and then like his blood pressure and like he was like two skits of the needles and like something went wrong where they couldn't do it. The anesthesiologist said - It was like a 1 % chance that something bad happened. So now he's just bald for no reason. He's gone to Turkey and just flown back. Oh, that's horrible though.

1:13:28Chip:They did everything. They drew the hairline off. By the way, that could happen i could go there they did the same fucking thing so wait there was one percent

1:13:35Cal:chance he could die there's like yes yes yeah just something bad yeah because what happened was they

1:13:40Chip:did a test um the anesthesia imagine getting that far in but you know what like no joke um what they found out there is actually so important for him just in life yeah because anytime that he needs to go under for any sort of surgery or anything now, he's genuinely going to have to have that. It's because he's terrified of needles though. That's what it was. No. I thought it was. That's why his blood pressure and shit was so fucked because he was like so I might be just chatting shit. I don't know. Oh, if it is that then I've got it a bit wrong. He was in the video like he couldn't get them to do it.

1:14:16He was like fuck. Okay, I thought it was like a genetic thing. I don't know. It might be as well. Oh yeah, him and Jack Joseph are on S.A.S. Who Does Win? I need to watch that. I want to watch it because I'm not going to spoil anything but like jack jack told me a story yeah the story i just like i have to see this happen well let's make sure we watch it this clip as well is really funny because like oh you know how they do the whole like tough guy and like intimidate them yeah oh i've seen sometimes i've got nothing to say he's like so you're a tiktoker then and cole's like yep and he's like you ever thought about getting a real job and he's like no but i think when the person's like witty like cole it just doesn't work because you just look weird also just saying that nowadays like that's something

1:14:55Chip:that people would say like 10 years ago, like get a real job. He's making fucking peace.

1:15:05Chip:It looks so funny. So funny. Oh,

1:15:14Chip:I love him. We might have to get them both on. Once it's all been fully there. Remind me as well. I need to text Max Goddard. I'm going to text him after this. Get him on.

1:15:24Cal:Bro, his, Matt Skadar's Twitter run, by the way, has been generated last night. Wait, don't go over it because I want to save this for when we get him on.

1:15:31Chip:Oh, fuck, it was just so good. It was, it's fucking over. If you guys are interested, go check out his Twitter. It's fucking crazy.

1:15:36Cal:Yeah, because we'll be going over it when we get him on. That's it. All right. Worst Christmas presents. We need to go back to it because we've got some submissions. What is this, brother? All right. Are you going to need to zoom in? Yeah, zoom in, zoom in. Zoom in. So, right. Stanley's asked for people to send in their worst slash best Christmas presents on the Reddit and this is what we've got and I can't read that what does that say? Brother got me my own blowjob machine how does that genuinely how does that work? Brother got me my own blowjob machine

1:16:09Chip:no I've never heard of this in my life that looks like a crazy contraption and it's something that Chip would definitely know about if it actually existed

1:16:15Cal:this is why I don't believe this is real I don't believe in that because if that was real not only would I know about it I'd fucking have one that's what I mean seriously bro what Sabina's on holiday no worries I'll just whip out my fucking BJM 5000 5000 the flopitron yeah I'm a little bit wound up by the one below this because I've I got two pairs of Link South African socks from Chips Vid and I wear them all the time are they good socks yeah they're alright the problem is people start clocking that AB don't change his socks out of them because he's got them on all week. And because it's so off.

1:16:52Cal:Why are you not changing your socks? I'm on top of it now. It was just like a one week period where we had them on. So I'm watching people like... No, because I had two pairs. So like I rotated, like I will have worn... Anyway, I've been walking around like stinking of damp because I got back to my flat and I had like all my clothes just still wet in the washing machine. Rewash them, bro. So now I just smell wet. Oh, it's not right now. Straight in the rewash. This is all fresh. Oh yeah. Just rewatch. Just Insta rewatch. You put it back on. I didn't think of a solution. Cause I was like, I can't put them back in.

1:17:26It's more damp. More damp. You cracked me up bro. Pube in a tube.

1:17:32Chip:Oh, that's horrible actually. Oh wait, hold on a second. Worry ideas. That's from a woman, isn't it? No, it's fine. Why is that worrying? Girls can't have hair anymore. No, I'm saying more. So what another girl has sent her. The bush was in, in the eighties bro. The bush is back bro. you're not seeing skims skims yeah they sell an underwear with like pretend bush oh them I thought you meant like a series skins screw fix beanie that's actually sick that's hard I like that that's kind of sick yeah been given Princess Diana plates from an odd one dementia must be setting in Jesus Christ they're actually kind of sick plates they're not what's up after shaving I've seen that one

1:18:12Cal:nine done well what is that sports direct that's good that's good what's he got there what's that zoom in I can't it's the emergency wank kit emergency wank kit bloody love how do you have an emergency wank I don't know the whole point of emergency wank is there's no kit yeah you're not meant to be prepared for this straight discomfort that's the ones where you take off your sock come on don't fucking talk about it come on fucking go silent when we've all been there what's the most painful goon you've had fuck bro probably when I'm like 14 and I just found out about it and I've done it so much and one day I've turned it into a fucking pepperoni.

1:18:53Right, go on then, AB. I asked it as like a hypothetical little joke question I don't think you're going to answer.

1:18:57Cal:No, because I know you've got something locked and loaded. Everyone knows. I don't think I do. I mean. Oh, one of them ones where you just fucking go and dry to a piece of toilet roll or something. Oh, you're doing like your balls get a bit tangled or like one gets stuck up there. Oh. You have to like go in your stomach and push it down. Yeah, you start Googling like, oh, my testicles twisted. Is this the end or not? Tell me now. And then the reply saying, yes, you've got cancer. Immediate doctor's appointment. I can see one testicle. What's going on? Is this, am I done? That was fucking class, by the way.

1:19:28Cal:Gift. £20 for our food gift card. You cannot go wrong with it. You can so much of that. Oh yeah, I got my grandparents a hundred quid Amazon gift card. Fucking went down a tree. Yeah. I got my other grandma a hundred quid M &S gift card. They're both still about. Both grandmas are. And then one granddad.

1:19:44Chip:Yeah. Mate, you're holding it down. They be gone soon though. Trust me Just purely because I most people don't make it a 30 with their grandparents. You got like five years left You got like five years left before there is it your grandma.

1:19:58Cal:Is it your Nana?

1:20:00Chip:They're all called the grandma's mine's

1:20:01Cal:My mom's mom is Nana and then her mom was grandma people have like weird like mama Weird grandma

1:20:10Chip:is a bit odd

1:20:15Chip:my difference was i had uh granddad and grandpa oh okay uh so that was how i did

1:20:21Cal:grandpa's heller american though is it yeah no my that's what i had yeah yeah well how do you how

1:20:27Chip:would you when the other one was alive how would you differentiate always just being granddad and grandma well even if no they have their last name they'll have their first name after it what about me like granddad david oh is that how you did it yeah double barrel that is never what granddad David, Grandma, Carol. No. What? No, mine was Granny and Grandma. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't go up to them and drop that whole thing because I'd know which one's in front of me. Yeah. But like, if I'm referring to them, that's how I'd say it. I didn't have enough.

1:20:56Cal:I only had to set a one. You just had Gruul or whatever his name was. Cecil, bro. Big ses. Yeah, don't play on Cecil. Wait, it was Cecil? Cecil. That's where you change it every time. That's Grandpa, Grandad's Wilf. Have you had one called like Grub? Oh, Wilf. Grulf.

1:21:14Cal:Wilford bro. He's fucking dead. Some respect to my broski. Wait, is Wolf gone? Yeah. Wolf's they're all gone. All gone.

1:21:25Chip:All man are gone by the way.

1:21:28Cal:My Nino is still about. What's a Nino? My Nana. What? So they're not all gone then. Told you people have weird fucking names no no what's the fuck's a nino i'm saying my granddad gone all popped it but they were all old so like they were like close to 100 besides Cecil besides wolf sorry wolf wolf like 70 summer probably that's all right though little stroke number rest in peace so a great one what's good at battlefield though yeah very good at battlefield surprisingly proof that uh playing games when you're younger doesn't keep you going for too long though yeah Yeah. Trax was sharp though. He was nimble.

1:22:07Cal:Like he was just cutting about. I feel like he'd get flash banged there when you'd actually. 70 year old bloke to be fair. Like what was he meant to do? Just pranging out. He's having a seizure. No, I just used to smoke a lot and eat a lot of microwave meals. So fair enough. He kind of just signed up for it. Kind of set himself up for it. Look here, there's all this science being like, oh, you got to do this to live long. But like, I don't know. A lot of people just smoke. Mediterranean diets. They can drink until they end and they're chilling. Yeah, so many people are smoking and they make it to 100.

1:22:37It makes you think. You know, like their metallic... Is it worth, like, locking in or do I just send it? Do I get sendy for the rest of my life? Do I get sendy?

1:22:44Cal:Tell me now and I'll do it. You also got me in a neurological or something, bro. Like, your brain's going to just have a fucking meltdown at some point. No, I have too much nicotine for that. Nah, it's scrolling, bro. It's bulletproof up there. Scrolling. The cognitive shit. You need to start scrolling STEM instead. Oh, sometimes I'll accidentally be on STEM on TikTok and I'll scroll. What's STEM? It's like the educational scroll. Yeah, there's a part, you know, there's your for you page, your friends following or whatever. And then there's STEM. Where do you get on your STEM? You just scroll to it.

1:23:11You won't have ever noticed it, but sometimes I've accidentally ended up on it and I'm like, we're just learning about shit. I'm like, why is my FYP so washed? I'm like watching GCSE English.

1:23:21Chip:I've never seen that before. No, STEM goes off, bro. Go ahead, Stan. What were you going to say? No, I was going to say my idea, just this came up ages ago was imagine we made like a little fellas podcast magazine. It was like a one off of the year. That's quite cool. I think that would be fucking sick. Imagine you actually made it like a magazine. The backside boys or the backside did the calendar. Yeah but what if we made like a mag? Like a comic or a mag? No a magazine. Poor mag. I think that could be sick you know. I'll actually write articles. I'll do like movie reviews. You could actually get a bit of that.

1:23:59Chip:Then we get chat GBT, get our quotes in there. Some of the biggest quotes we've had on. How do we fill it up? Guest reviews, comment, fans, comments are in there. You could actually make something pretty sick, you know? Oh, tits.

1:24:12Cal:It would have been so good for like the five year anniversary because we could have just done like the last five years of all the mad shit. Well, why don't we do it for our sixth then? Line it up because it'll take a while to make. We'll need a lot to fucking some good shit in there. We'll need to fill it up like properly. We will. We'll make it proper sick.

1:24:27Chip:That'll be sick. I'm going to start doing that.

1:24:29Cal:Yeah, that's a good idea. Can I say something? When we have the next set, can this be more angled? Yeah, I think so too. Because I feel awkward now. You feel awkward, bro. I'm on the edge of the fucking side. That's so nice to sit in. Nah, it's horrible. This is a bit like... It's hard when you've all got guests on because you're too far out. Yeah.

1:24:48Chip:All right, anyways, let's do some blind ranking of some 2025 memes. All right, so this is five spots. First one, Ibiza final boss. It was a big one. It was big. I didn't necessarily like laugh at it that much. I thought it was like funny that this guy exists, but like I'll never increase. Four? I think it's last.

1:25:09Cal:I can't think of it. You can't go last but first.

1:25:11Chip:Maybe because you don't know what he's got. I think four.

1:25:14Cal:Tactically, I'm happy to go fourth then. I think fourth. These aren't like niche ones. These are like pretty UK ones. All right, we'll go fourth for Ibiza. Next one, Coldplay Couple. No, that's got to be five because that's actually just shit. Yeah, it's just boring. Yeah, it wasn't very funny. good play about meme has to be for that then yeah five okay i mean it's big but it wasn't like

1:25:34Chip:yeah you know what that one did transcend though it went across it was a global meme yeah okay but we'll go five next one nothing beats a jet to holiday that was big now that was that that and it took over tiktok for me that's coming in at like two because you also did it on the

1:25:48Cal:fucking london i um yeah at the new year's fireworks yeah the thing is when you say meme to me. I'm thinking of gloving. I'm thinking of like crazy real shit. No, no. Cause I could go there. Is that what you said? A lot of people, a lot of people, they won't know. So that's why these are mainstream. Yeah. Cause the masses of sheep, next one.

1:26:14Chip:So wait, we're going with two there. Yeah. Yeah. So we've got four or five and two. So we've got three in one. I'm waiting for that baby.

1:26:25next one is the Ashton Hall daily routine meme that might be one I'll get one

1:26:31Chip:because there was the amount of people that made remakes of that it was big it was all over every platform I'm putting that one yeah fuck it fuck it fam what's the last three the last one is 6-7 oh that should be five

1:26:48Cal:I hate that one fine that can go in there we end up with 6-7 the top three meme of the year yeah

1:26:56Chip:that's why you never go last early doors man oh I'm actually getting a bit mad um all right what should we do now well no I think we can wrap it up yeah we've had a solid hour and a half hour and a half that can't be right well it'll be it'll be like an hour and 20 yeah yeah all right boys look well we'll wrap it up now I think we've uh we started off the the year well a lot of dialogue a lot of meat a lot to discuss there was a lot to go over there was I'm looking forward to it Um, as always guys, let us know, guess it. You want to see down below. We're going to try and line up some goodness, but, uh, until next time we'll see you all later.

1:27:33Chip:Of course you can check out loaded as well. Um, can we do a new year's discount code for people? Okay. Fellas 26 is your discount code and sick. Um, uh, Liam will let you know what that's going to get you off that. It all be in the description. Cause I don't know. I'm just come up with this right now. 26 % 26 % is that a bit much? Fuck. Okay. This is a 48 hour. It's not going longer than 40 hours. That's a lot. All right. That's for 48 hours. Uh, fellas, 26, 26 % off guys. We'll see you all next time. Don't forget to leave us a five star rating over on Spotify. If you haven't already subscribed, Stanley gets a big bonus.

1:28:09Chip:If we hit a million subs this year. So, uh, make sure you guys go ahead and do that. We'll see you guys later. Bye. Bye.