267. George Clarke Talks Getting Engaged, Annoying Paparazzi & Awful Strictly Outfits…

12:35Cal:win did i suppose well you can say a little bit congratulating you on an amazing run throughout the show thank you yeah i was like i just came from like a strategy meeting with my management and they were like oh this is what you did last year and i was looking through it and i was like damn all of the lists are just like things i can runner up in they're like runner up at the tiktok awards strictly and then uh it was like charity matches oh we lost no you know i know you want to i swear you want to did he whenever he was up for a fella's sexiest career no i was no runner up in that match no this is your year bro a year of running up it was shit the only thing i won at was came top of the wheel top of the wheel and nobody ever picks them anyway you know when you're on the wheel where they're like oh they answered the most correct oh yes it didn't fuck I went on the wheel, it didn't land on me.

13:22So I just popped in like a side character at the end and they were like, this fucking noob is top of the leaderboard, by the way. Oh, so you didn't even get a go.

13:31Cal:No. What is that? I've not seen that show. I don't know how it works. Sam, so the one time he actually succeeded, you didn't even catch it. No, I didn't. I'm going to be honest. I actually did miss this one. Well, don't worry. You have to come second to come first. Oh, I didn't even see it. I don't even know if that's a saying. It's not, bro. But let me make it. Yeah, just a little 90 plus five. It's been going for a lot. last minute number it might have been some awful outfits he needs a bit of love he needs a bit of TLC was this before Strictly yeah so I had like no confidence to speak to him because there was like six comedians on the panel as well so I'm not exactly going to be like yeah it's intimidating what about this though yeah what about 6-7 alright guys

14:07Chip:fuck I'm actually getting angry about the whole thing I'm getting angry what was the would you do Strictly again did you enjoy it would you do that whole thing again what sort of question is that bro did you enjoy it if you got asked to do it again would you do it again double it give it to the next person yeah what about the eyes i would like i feel like in my head i reckon they're doing all stars in the next like three or four years but would you get that you didn't win yeah but i reckon they're all fine winners thanks for fucking what's that i reckon they'd do it with people who haven't won yeah it's just like a new so like not the all-stars but like the the runner-ups yeah the reunion how the love island they they get the people back in who just still have nobody who loves them same Caterham or Mornock just rotating season one people coming in 30 years time for Strictly All Stars season 38 still can't dance I'm trying though did it feel weird like when it ended because it's so long yeah I feel like I didn't see you for like a year it was literally like it's Christmas as well so it was like when life is just the most just stand nothing yeah at home it was like the biggest switch off ever and then for three and a half months my few page on TikTok and X of both I hate calling it X Twitter yeah I don't know I've just been curated to just be strictly ranking this person strictly does is what I want to release there's no way of escaping it

15:32Cal:it must be hard to like just not think about only that yeah you missed out on some good FYPs bro the Kirk era was mental

15:40Chip:what the Kirk FYP

15:42Cal:yeah kind of on the bad I didn't really have a crossover with the strictly. Yeah. We fucking around with gloving at all the sliding. Yeah. You might have caught the end of gloving. Oh, I saw a bit of gloving. Yeah. Yeah. Mcgloving. I love, I want to, yeah, I got some gloves. I saw that. I should

15:58Chip:bring them. I want to see what they're, I want to say, cause I reckon look at these fingers that these were made for gloving. You know, it's like a threat coming after your crown. I just don't like how you saying I'm good at your fingers and shit. It's like Don't drop game on me. I'm mad young. Move on. He's not going to stick him up your ass, is he? What?

16:15Cal:No. I think I got the wrong end of that. Sorry. You know what? We'll work on this dynamic. He sort of worked around it then you went fucking straight. Straight with the jugular.

16:27Cal:Why does everything seem like an air ball right now? He actually can't land today. That's the beauty of it. He did his own laughing track earlier. Oh my God. I really, it's just what you get when he doesn't clock out. Yeah. He decided to add in instead. Yeah, exactly. Choose your character bro. Um, he's clearly thought of these before. And he's like, these are going to land. I just don't know where to put them yet. Oh, I'm actually crying. Anyway, no, I'm like, you know what? Let's shift it off chip real quick. Clock off and someone do something. Yeah. What we need to do.

17:06Chip:I'm going to give you a five minute clock out pass. I want you to charge up I think that was a good moment no charge up bro

17:13Cal:come back with something that's a normal conversation okay well we can dial in oh shit we got nothing no yeah we had you no no guys come on I know you want to talk about some serious stuff I'm glad you've returned to the YouTube scene because I was thinking maybe George never comes back we filmed some like big videos for your channel I won't spoil anything but I was thinking like are these ever going to see the light of day they will they will you did a little teaser didn't you so people do know what's coming yeah there should be one in the next couple of weeks. Watch out for that, folks. Can we get any more info?

17:43Cal:Yeah, it'll be on my channel. Brilliant. It's a video. It's one where a judge appears. Oh, yeah, generational. Yeah. That was like a movie, filming that. Yeah. I don't mean like when I say that's a movie, like it's actually like high production. Yeah, I want to do more shit like that. It was good fun. I feel like some careers could be over after those videos. I kind of forgot about some of the shit that was in there. I was a pussy, bro. I was actually like mad scared when I went, when I did whatever, I did. I was like really nervous. You were like, oh, let's slam the gavel or something. Please.

18:14Have you watched it back? Is it like a tough watch? No, it's funny. Okay, all right, good. Because I left there thinking like, fuck, I might not be cut out for this. I was like, shit,

18:23Cal:it was funny. It was a big ass room with all those people in it. It's kind of scary, especially when you've got to go up there and present the most bullshit thing ever. Yeah. All right. Well, I guess everyone does a video then. Yeah. He's already, everybody's already over to, over to. IRL. Yeah. But there's a thing in it that I won't reveal. Okay. When it occurred and you guys were all like, the fuck? Oh, I think I know what you mean. You just didn't know what to say. I told you about it the other day. The switcheroo.

18:52Chip:Yeah. You don't remember his brain's so fried.

18:57Cal:No, I know what's going on. I know what's going on. Go on, explain. I don't want to reveal it because it's going to ruin the video. The switcheroo. We only need to speak about it that much. It's not even that big a deal.

19:06Chip:No, we're going to hype it. it's good for you. Give it a high point. So now that you've done Strictly, are you going to do any more mainstream stuff? How does it work? Because I don't know many people that have entered the mainstream space and like, do you get to a fork in the road and you got to go, right? Which way do I go here? Do I go balls deep on the mainstream or do I stick to all the YouTube grind? Because Jinj probably came to that as well. I don't think TVs... I've always thought YouTube's what I want to do. And I think doing more TV, you realise just how... Obviously, it's much more polished.

19:45You can tell when something... If you were to be like, where's this from? And where's this video from? You'd be like, well, that's clearly TV because it's way more polished. But in polishing it and being like, right, let's do that again, but in a slow-mo, let's do that again, but in a wide, you lose all of the... Sort of just the whimsy. Natural momentum. Happiness. you kind of just like get sapped out of it a little bit and that's what I like about YouTube

20:09Chip:yeah AB's been doing a bit of acting lately it's kind of similar but you enjoy the acting stuff yeah I mean it's just it's not actually acting now you've got an acting gig no it's like it's like short films for Young LA for the promotion but like the last two days I've been like main character but are you no script are you playing yourself or a character no I'm playing myself okay I don't even know what I'm saying bro I'm saying weird shit I'm kind of dreading it coming up

20:32Cal:is it similar to the Yu-Gi-Oh one where it's like No no this one's like less serious I'm like a boxing coach and I'm like grab his dick and twist it Oh so there's more banter in this one because the Yu-Gi-Oh one was too serious where you could tell it was a bit like Nah yeah it wasn't that was a really tough one for sure and like we did all that in Japan it didn't even go on the Young LA Instagram anyway because like Yu-Gi-Oh didn't fuck with it I don't know it was a waste of time

20:52Chip:They saw your performance I can't have been mine I was locked in they say you're the best let's see I said that in the mirror like 10 times that morning I'm going to nail this line that's preparation yeah yeah that's serious would you do any acting? well I don't know I feel like same with the TV question like if it made sense and it didn't just get in the way of everything else

21:13Cal:yeah which it probably would

21:16Chip:I'm surprised the BBC aren't there like let's make him our little show pony ain't gonna happen bro really have you had any offers to do any cool things off the back of it? you don't have to say I'm just curious if that sort of stuff happens like that a couple things like dropped in the old inbox. But I've said like, if it gets in the way of just being it, like, if you're like, oh, you can do this, but you're not allowed to make this joke anymore. You're not allowed to do this for your pals and you can't appear in those. I'm like, well, no, then. I'm so glad you're saying this. I thought I could have come back to a BBC robot.

21:49Yeah. Sounds weird.

21:54What the fuck? Did they sell them? Shit. Where's that? But no, I just thought like, oh. Oh, another TikTok shop. Yeah. Let's plug it.

22:08Let's plug the BBC robot.

22:12Chip:Yeah, because we said it when you were in. I was like, you know what? If he comes out of this thing and he does well, there's a good chance those vids that we all recorded, they'd never get uploaded because they are a bit risky. They're not risky. It's just like, I guess YouTube in contrast to that. Yeah, it's just risky. I thought you were going to be some squeaky clean star boy. Nah.

22:30Cal:Yeah, because if you carried on making the TV content whilst uploading, like, let's say the videos that are coming out, the tabloids could easily just be like, nah, he's a fucking no-bed.

22:40Chip:No, perhaps not chilling around your gaff anymore. No. Yeah, it was weird. You missed them now. No. You're like, what? I didn't really know what to say to them or do. Just dap them up. What's up? And I'll be like, and that would be the pig. Where are you putting that? he was yeah he was happy that that's really bizarre like imagine your dad's a paparazzi and he's like off out to work I kind of feel like you're actually fucking weird I know you're putting bread on the table but like I'm not fucking with this at all but you can't you can't like not be nice to them because then the picture that goes out is you just going like yeah do you know what I mean just so you just kind of have to smile and wait boys you gotta go full canyon and just smash it out of the hand never go full canyon never go full canyon yeah it's a bad yeah to be fair the let's rewind mind in the UK I feel like they just take pictures where in the US they get like video cameras in there they're like so what do you think to this like they're going crazy over in the US TMZ there's that Hollywood Hollywood but like 90 % of the influencers like tell them where they are just so they can get the clip oh is that what it is Anderson Ray would be like oh well you found me and then renegade and then shit it's like fucking hell Anderson we know you put the fucking spawn in

23:48Cal:the chat it's that one guy from it as well and he always speaks to him like the best mates yeah It's like, how are you being recently, man? I saw you doing this. Charlie Demetrius, like his fucking daughter. I'm broke. He's got me like four years old as well. They were quite entertaining in the prime of the hype house, though. Yeah. Price hole drama and all that. I was fucking clocked in.

24:07Chip:So wait, going to the Hollywood fix right now. It was a YouTube channel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How'd you become? Let's pull up the Hollywood fix. And people actually like, fuck with you. Surely there's got to be some sort of like investment at the start where you're like, I'm the Hollywood fix, by the way. And they're like, oh, shit. The thing is, who is in this? the idea of paparazzi you gotta remember that people like the idea of paparazzi he really fell off but like there's gotta be a starting point if a fan just came over to you with their phone they were like yo Carl where what's the next restaurant yeah where's the next burger I've seen you do it so don't deny it nah if somebody did that I don't know what I'd do I'd probably just answer it but I'd be there like why the that was fucking weird no but people do shout burger at you and then you go like nice man then you turn around and you're like fuck that guy yeah yeah That's very different to what you're talking about though, but thanks for bringing that up anyways.

24:56Chip:I've got to correct, you know,

24:57Cal:and he's a fiancé actually. Not I've heard there was comments saying, and come down with me, they were like, Jack's calling Chip's fiancé girlfriend, he just never corrects him. I can't believe it. And I was just like, fuck bro. You are fucking ass. Get a job. Yeah, that's so strange to just think someone our age is like fiancé. Or like wife. He's got fiance as well now as well. Shit, yeah, I didn't even think about that. Do you call her your fiance? Absolutely not.

25:27Chip:I think the word's disgusting. I like that. It's a weird word. It's going on me. You like it. He calls everyone fiance for everything. That's a nice word. Yeah. Rolls off the tongue. Exactly. Don't you? See what I mean? It's cute.

25:41Cal:Exactly. You just can't give me too much air time because you know I'll do some shit. All good, bro. All good. Oh, cheers, bro. Get the all good from him. I don't want it to fucking feel bad So you gonna engage Gonna get engaged anytime soon?

25:58Chip:Oh wait yeah During the whole Streetly thing Actually you announced your girlfriend just before Intentionally Yas Marina Yas Marina Oh yeah I didn't hear the wire that far What the F1 track? That's Marina Yeah that's actually what Kyle No we don't engage with this anytime soon It's a long way away Yeah, that's fair.

26:22Cal:It's early day long and subjective. That could be next week.

26:27Chip:That's what we do on this pod, baby. Yeah. That's what this is why people watch it ruin the vibe. Every converse. Yeah. I'm again, we're getting engaged next week. You got me.

26:37Cal:What made you want to, um, I will be there. I thought he was waiting he's the guy we were speaking about he's just there with his camera Hollywood fix shortest fix yeah what made you want to like hop on stream and say like I've got a girlfriend and this who it is because I knew about the like the paps and the so if it wasn't for Strictly you probably would have probably wouldn't maybe it would have come out at some point I think because it's not like we don't we didn't go out on dates and stuff just to like try and hide it. But like, I knew what, if the press got a hold of it, they'd have a field day with it.

27:19And also it would have been like,

27:21Cal:Oh, like strictly cursed, strictly cursed, strictly cursed. Yeah. And it had just been like, well, this is just, it was a smart play. I thought, yeah, it's good. It took a lot of pressure off you guys. And also it's good for her. We'll just find out. Yeah. And we get, we got control over how it came out and like how much you could say before. Cause as well, if, if the press were like, oh my God, I think we found something here. They try and find as much out as they can. Whereas if I just go, this is her name, this is who she is. This is her address. They don't then like go like, what more can we get?

27:48They're just like, okay, cool.

27:50Cal:Offer some sensationalist headline and it's just pure.

27:53Chip:Yeah, like the Nepo Baby article, that was a fucking... That dropped every other week. Oh, really? It just kept coming out. What was that for? Did your dad have something to do with Wallace and Gromit? Is that what it was? No, his dad was Wallace in Wallace and Gromit. My dad voiced Gromit. Is that like... He doesn't have a voice. That's the funny thing. He's a voiceless character. Oh, that's clever. Never watched it. Nepo, baby. Oh, the image. Here we go. He's like, just a picture of you and your dad. Yeah, that's funny. But it's also like, how the fuck could Wallace and Gromit help me make videos?

28:24Like, I've not... Now he's got connections, bro. It's not stop motion animation of me just doing tickets. Horror on you guys.

28:29Cal:He's got the plug at Playdough. It didn't help that I kept retweeting them all, but...

28:32Chip:I had no idea he was there when we were taking the pics. With the Brooklyn 4-4? Let's go. I remember that clubber from Topman. Oh. Insane fit. River Island first Those shorts got surgically removed I'm not going to lie See those shorts I went to Napa wearing those ones Those were the fucking belters back then There was an era where River Island riding the show Your dad looks kind of cool

28:57Cal:Why are you coming along to my dad? He's giving the new Epstein meme Where it's like Worst possible comment You know what I'm going to have to see me where it's like not something you lead up with after saying your dad looks kind of cool. Now you've said it like that it's all starting to just because you weren't invited bro. You're bringing yeah fuck man damn what I was trying to say is you know what he's just a cool guy we'll leave it there.

29:24Chip:So yeah anyways congratulations on making it on straightly it seems like you had a fucking leg up man. I'm not on that hater energy. We need to address that shit. I actually said like your new year's resolution just be like nicer guy. Just being a sound bloke. You're like, like, obviously you're a bit of a piece of shit, but like, you're a good bloke at heart, you can tell. you're a good bloke. There is something in there. I've already seen improvements, massive improvements, bro. Thank you. Once I'd hopped off strictly, I was like, oh, let's try and sort of spam a load of the old videos, see what's popping.

29:52I went, oh, how else to find out? Let's watch like a quiz of the year sort of wrap up just to see what everyone's sort of on. And then I didn't realize that was a good one there. What happened? What happened to you guys? Because I swear to God, When I went off to dance, you guys were like nice people. You're having a good old time and suddenly you just turned into just animals. I don't know what happened.

30:13Cal:You don't have to scroll through them right now. I didn't watch the video. I heard numerous times about the comments though, because Chip was a, yeah, Chip was passionate about it on New Year's. They need to get some sort of like air evacuation out of there bro. Cause it's crazy. and then he's like you're not negative they're on the floor it's actually got like 900 fucking comments as well it's like jeez it's like my most it's like my most engaged video and it's just full of like but I think it's funny I think it's funny how like Arthur's getting like tweaking out like googling every answer that he gets wrong and we're just rage baiting being like fucking chill out but also it was last video of the year like you know last day of school everyone's kind of clocked out a little bit it's okay I wouldn't stress it too much guys.

31:04It's so funny the back and forth because he'd be coming over to like me and Chris be like, Oh bro, they're fucking cooked bro. The comments are nonstop. And then it turned around. Well,

31:15Cal:it just come out. Hadn't it? This came out way before. This is like a couple of weeks before. It turned 12 days ago. Yeah. This, this came out a new year, bro. Yeah, but you, you, so he's the eighth. Right. it like the can I like boxing I think it was just off the back at the boxing team you'd then turn from telling us that it's like the end of the world to then go to able to don't worry about it bro you don't want you don't want gloss over and you'd be like mate I'm literally trying to have a drink honestly I swear stop fretting bro they're gonna remember the whole your family thing and you'll be sweet just drop the vlog next week bro and you'll be chilling next vlog on to the next Think about the darts.

31:58Think about the darts. You got that to look forward to.

32:01Cal:I don't sound like this. No, are they all the same thing? Yeah, bro. Bro. Bro, do I actually sound like that? When you're bad at impassionately. I was surprised how well you handled it because I thought, oh, my God.

32:14Chip:Bro, it's a fucking comment section on your second section. It's a credible controversy.

32:19Cal:Only because you get crashes out of a comment. So I thought, oh, I'm going to bash out on this. No, they're not the comments that I crash out at though. I crash out of people just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So people will never come with them again. Yeah. But no, on that, I thought it was just really funny. It was more like the people being like, feel so bad for Arthur and Chip. Like, like, so unfair, like me and Arthur had a really good night. There's no point in fact, we would fucking tell him. Yeah, we all went. We go on nights out all the time. It's sick. No, but it's just weird when people are like, nah, I actually feel bad for them.

32:47Like everyone doesn't know each other really well in the room.

32:49Chip:Now, let me just say something right now. Arthur's the best victim of all time. To be fair, Arthur, he added some fuel to the fight. He was like, leave a comment saying, crazy, crack a smile and then just income the worst comment section ever. We all hate cow. Children and women hate you. I know. I watched it and I realized I was, I was doing like the gimmick, the AB mentioned where you're just there like, oh, I can't be honest. All this. And then I was just like, that's not funny. Do you know what I mean? I thought it was funny at the time. It's funny a little bit. No, I'm telling you it's not funny.

33:25Cal:Obviously, for the whole thing, obviously. Freeze you on a generational streak of ruining videos. That's good, bro. You are a YouTuber, so that's good feedback. We've been doing this for 15 years. We've all been here. It's a split comment section there, isn't it? Yeah. Well, everyone's kind of saying I just kind of leeched onto your vibe. I started drinking that haterade as well. That's because I thought it was funny. I thought it was funny. I think if you watch it back now, you'll think that's funny. Get Cal and AB off of this video. What, just edit them out? What does that mean? It's a one-sided quiz.

33:58That would be so good to them versus themselves. And the fact we won as well. The rage betting worked. Yeah. Did you win?

34:03Cal:Yeah. They won the quiz. They won the quiz. We cracked Arthur. We didn't crack. You did what? We did not crack Arthur TV. Was that the prize? Obviously, that was the prize on one of your videos. What? We don't crack Arthur. it cracked nah at the end as well you could see it in our faces we were just we were just we were just we were just what what what anyway guys seriously don't worry about it no honestly bro it's all good it's just a chip over just don't worry about it those comments shouldn't get to you oh I'd like I know we're doing this bit but alright I'm doing a bit I don't want it no I'm getting PCC to New Year's Eve like I'm starting to like tweak out a little bit what were you bugging out of New Year's this is the point of the night I went to the other side of the table.

34:51I don't remember this though, so I wouldn't have been out of it. It was just chip on one side and everyone else on the other.

34:57Cal:But guys, don't let bother you. Don't spin this around on me. You need to repent. Call it all, bro. Repent for what? No, I'm joking. Joking. I'm joking. Everyone, look at the comment section. Amy, whatever you do, do not look at the comment section.

35:12Chip:How am I on the receiving end of all this? Wait, you know those words, but you know when something bad's happened and they keep going to you, Don't worry about it. And you're like, mate, if you don't keep reminding me, I'll be fine. Go for a breakup. She's probably busy, bro. Jesus. Nah, but it wasn't bad, though. All right. All right, we need a segue out of this because I'm getting triggered. We've got to get out of here, man. What else we got in here? Streaming. Oh, yeah.

35:39Cal:We've got a couple of streamers in the mix. You want to play Art Raiders? Yeah, DM me about it. Yeah, because my mate wanted to get on it. And I was like, I played a couple of games and I thought it was shit. I agree I feel like I need no you need to play with the boys play with the boys it's so much better

35:53Chip:AB you played one game you downloaded it jumped on one game and then literally went I'm gonna head off you lot yeah but because like we won and nothing happened and that was apparently good and I was like fuck this no it's just one game

36:05Cal:where we didn't see anyone and it's when do I get to crack one of you I can't I can't crack anyone in this fucking game it sucked I play Claw as well like I'm actually there to game like I'm there to fucking frag out and if people aren't going to do that I'm just going to loot then I'll hop off I'll play Rainbow Six and nah it's not like that most of the time like one out of fucking ten games will be like that yeah I'm giddy to stream again and it's annoying that it's only three yeah I want to get back streaming I don't have a set up yet I don't want to go overly into it though I want to do like so I was on a point where I was like won't stream tonight I want to let people know when I'm streaming

36:40Chip:yeah instead of never works out when you're not not to be I told you I was going to be more positive this year but just to let you know in order to be a streamer you genuinely have to stream every day no as in I don't want to become a streamer that's what I'm saying oh okay I'll stream when I can when you can be arsed not when I can be arsed when I can when you know when the when the stars align yeah when the stars align when the calendar allows okay my focus is elsewhere but streaming's still gonna occur as like a fun side piece yeah yeah because a lot of people go I'm gonna become a streamer and then you go oh well how often are you gonna stream they're like I'm gonna do like one big stream a week and they're like that's why at the start I was like I'm streaming every day because that's how you stream but then I'm like but that's not my main thing I don't want to become a streamer so I don't know why I was doing that that's what stressed me out it was like I felt like every day I was saying like why I wasn't streaming and then I was like crashing out on Snapchat like guys I'm not a fucking streamer like why am I explaining that I'm not streaming like I should just be explaining that I am streaming did you feel like you were coming up with excuses each day all the time I don't need to come up I don't need to fully explain myself I was like honestly guys I swear to god I've had such a busy day and I've tried to I've really really tried to the camera's not even functioning anymore and it's just no i'd like switch my pc off be like wi-fi's gone and just like i'm 20 minutes in i'm like i can't do this but i can't wrap it up now you by the way were the funniest streamer i've ever watched like because you crash out like nobody's that's the thing that's the problem with streaming it affected your mental health like i've never seen before yeah bad because it was like the grotto gets really hot as well so it's like tiny really sweaty room i get on at seven george comes on at nine so i've got like two hours by the time he gets on I'm cooked but everyone's like you have to play with George so now I've got like another two hours of him just like drenching sweat I'm not eating in four hours people in the comments are being like fucking cheer up you game I'm like I'm trying bro cheers for the bits as well but you know cheers for the three months then you play any game get on all the comments you're shit this by the way next game next game next game if somebody said next game I just banned them bro I'd be a punk punk 50 quid for a horror game and I was like yeah this one's shit and I'm like bro and then there's there's people that you know aren't rage baited and they're just dicks and you're you're like I'm not going to play another game and they go rage baited and I'm like yeah nibble and then it's like feels like you're in a Black Mirror episode like why am I pleasing these people like what's going on I'm getting angry at my screen right now I'm just playing a game of like some people put in the chat like oh he's not talking so much

39:03Cal:on stream when there's like a cutscene in a story mode game they're actually like bro shut up I'm like bro go play it I can understand the cutscene because you're trying to lock in and you're on this journey a bit right you see my reaction I think met around a little girl fucking bro locking your shit and you lock in and they're just like unspoken in a while yawn yawn yawn

39:23Chip:oh my god yawn yesterday's dream was way on yeah people put yawn in your first 10 minutes it's like yawn yesterday's dream was better I'm like oh my god Well, they come in and go last month you were on like double these viewers by the way. Yeah. I was playing girlfriend turf with like 900 man yesterday. You don't understand. I'm like, why are you nibbling? I'm like, if you've never streamed before you hop on stream and you're like making a big deal about it. Everyone's going to go, Oh, then I'll check him out. I'll decide that one guy. Every 10 minutes just puts you a viewer count. Oh, remind me slash viewer count.

39:56And you're like, Oh yeah. Thanks. George, do you have yours up? or do you hide it when you're streaming? It depends at what point of your career on a Facebook account. I might switch my likes to somebody and others just likes. It's like hiding. Chip, you said you wanted

40:10Cal:to do IRL streams. I would love to do that but probably say some unhinged shit. Yeah, you're actually so crazy, bro.

40:17Chip:No, I wouldn't actually trust Chip. You might be a liar. Think about how much we have to cut out. Can you imagine clicking onto a Chip stream and he's just clocked out? It's him shopping just like. He's just there behind his kitchen counter just

40:33Cal:hitting the kale

40:38Cal:that's a weird fact we did an IRL didn't we he's just got text to speech the cooking mom was good in the background wake up chip what 100 quits are waiting me up yeah but I don't know what you do like you live in London you've got a fiance you're 31 why are you being an IRL streamer why are you being negative like that I'm like I want to know like what IRL streamer like sell it to me because I'll hop on bro I'll be we can do we can do fucking anything what

41:04Chip:can you want him say that we can do what's the first IRL stream that we do

41:10Cal:what's the first I haven't really thought of it to be fair if you were like alright we're going to start IRL today in London what are we doing how are we breaking the net alright bro we're going to an Amish community and infiltrating it and we're living there for two nights there's no Amish community in London no we're going to America alright okay

41:26Chip:so all your IRL is an issue

41:28Cal:that was just an idea.

41:31Chip:Immediately you're just going to do an IRL stream. Yeah, London. You're going to a community and going against all of their cultural traditions. Check out electricity, bro. You fucking love it. Fucking love that. Well, that's just part of parcel. You guys thought about live streaming, baby? Have you seen the comments on my most recent video? What's a comment, bro? Don't look at them. Don't look at them.

41:53Cal:Have you seen the clips where they go to the Amish community and he's like, oh yeah, zombies are coming. And they're like, convince them that there's some natural disaster to buy. It's so fucked. And they'd be like, no, you get your supplies ready. You should go home right now. They're just clocked into their job. Really? How do they know what zombie is, though? I don't really know. They watch a lot of zombie films.

42:13Chip:No, it's in like lore, isn't it? It's just like folklore. Oh, it's just like the update that you get when you're born. Yeah. You get zombies. Well, I'm sure they read. Can they read? I can't imagine zombies are that scary when you read about them, though. No, they are. No, you can't. Of course. Just says like, ooh. it's got a good Minecraft one actually been working on that one on the slide back to IRL streaming you still haven't told us back to IRL streaming

42:39Cal:would it even be good in the UK because everyone's kind of a little bit no no no I'm not talking about stuff that you can do I'm talking about more so that the people in England don't don't fuck with they're not really fucking with that kind of shit yeah he's you know that when you go to America everyone's just so Keenan up for being in your shit when you walk around with a camera. Yeah. Really a little bit almost too happy. But it still works. It's good for content. Over here it's not really the case, is it? People like, get that fucking shit off. Yeah. Get that shit off and go and get a real job, you fucking knob.

43:13I feel like it depends where you go. Like, if you go somewhere, if you go like a youth, it's like a person. Personal experience. Oh yeah, that guy streamed on a roundabout, didn't he? No, but have you not seen him on where he gets arrested? Yeah, he does get arrested. He's making it work, I guess. I mean, it's kind of valid. Do you think he actually Jokey just has a phone tripod And he's making it look like He sat at a desk Because surely he doesn't have No no That's Haystown Roundabout That's where I Live near there No no He doesn't have a full

43:36Chip:PC No no It'll just be a phone Yeah The bit that I'm talking about Was a streamer Pulls out a fake gun No a crimo Yeah Pulls out a fake gun And then he And then he Like a bunch of Was it armed police I don't know Right by Big Ben as well Yeah that was mental Yeah sure Yeah I'm not surprised That happened

43:54Cal:Clip farm right we're going to Shrek world there talk to me now what you still on IRL streaming yeah yeah bro I'm not on it but then you think about that and you're like with the group of like people that you'd get in on it you would much prefer to film that for a YouTube video edit it and it become like an actual like I think it would but the Amish things are way better but the Amish things are way better YouTube than it is a stream yeah yeah probably of course but we were just talking about streaming so I've just given some ideas out you know yeah and good for you as well well you've not also I think it's more about being with the boys and the shit we say like whatever's happening around us fuck it as long as we're at like the zoo or something oh look there's a lion but AB's dropping zingers what's better I think this is just YouTube videos that we do all the time though yeah of course I would always prefer to make a YouTube video because you watch back and it's like yes it's fucking amazing speaking of streams we might have a seven day one coming up oh my god I'm actually anxious about

44:53Chip:I'm not I didn't sign up It's like segue nonstop. We'll be in the world record for the world's longest podcast. Seven days over seven days. Non-stop.

45:03Cal:He's going to be awful. No, he's not. Why is he always cooking me? I know. That's what I've been called. How many of the days are you going to be awake? Actually has. How many? You should do like a, I'm crashing out. Why am I going to be bad on a seven day stream? You should think of counters to have on screen. Like, amount of time of sleep, amount of bathroom breaks, just to see. Yeah. It would be nice to look into your life just to see who's... Do you not want to have those stats at the end of your life? Like, if you could just be like, what was my longest Wii or something? Or like, what was my life?

45:37It would be sick to just have those stats. It would. Like, if you could see in a room, like, the pile of shit that you've produced. Or like a massive swimming pool of piss. You'd be like, what? That all came from me. Yeah. I think longest Wii would be a fun one. Yeah. Because a lot of the time I'm like a minute into it and I'm like, fuck, I've been going for a minute, but I wish I'd have counted from the start. You know, if you start counting at the start of every Wii, you're a bit of a weirdo. Wait, what would you guys scroll when you pierced? Do you have like one scroll, one pierced? I missed the segue into this.

46:04Cal:I missed the segue to this. I'm a bit confused. Why was it about Lifestats?

46:07Chip:Obviously. So you went from the seven day stream into Lifestats. Yeah, we should do it on the stream. I was like, oh, you should like, to see who's gone for like, like, we's the most and stuff. and then I was like oh but I kind of want them at the end of my life if that was a problem it would be sick it'd be nice to scale up from that seven days into your life well that's a good idea maybe we should hire somebody just to take well we'll put a toilet

46:25Cal:we'll put a camera in a toilet then

46:27Chip:longest piss longest goon yeah but you're not going to goon are you gooding on the seven days are you on the mag top for it you can be are you measuring are you measuring the longest goon time or distance distance covers can we do that longest rope longest rope

46:44Cal:bro I had that magnesium or does it think I think it's a bit of both yeah that'd be interesting so are you all staying here for the seven days yeah on the new set oh yeah okay wait so we won't like uber home like one person shift is done for a bit they can uber

47:01Chip:you could leave like you're not confined to this space you can leave if you want to go gym you can go gym but like it'll be when your shift's off

47:08Cal:just know you you didn't really contribute if you leave oh no you can't leave

47:13Chip:because you can go shop and get something do you know One of the ideas is we have a gym in here and AB does like a Joe Wick style fitness thing every morning. That's not his idea. That was his idea, bro. That's not us. We do like a gym segment, but I'm not doing Joe Wick. No, but he's like, everyone in the comments being like, oh, okay, here we go. We're going to do this. We're going to do these exercises. Yeah, no, hard pass on that, but I think I will hit the gym. Yeah, we're going to have a gym here. Yeah, okay, cool.

47:38Cal:So it'll be like cafeteria area, gym, and it switches between rooms. This is going to be really fun. for two days. No, no, no. I don't think two days.

47:47Chip:I think you get to the end of day one and you go, how the fuck are you going to do this? I think the morning will be funny when you wake, when you wake up and you're like, what the fuck are we doing on camera? But then after that, then you're like - No, because that's not how it works. There's going to be so rare that it's all three of us on because this is the world's longest podcast.

48:05Cal:It's the world's longest podcast. It has to continue.

48:07Chip:Someone has to be here. There has to be one of us on the mic at all times. Yeah. At all times. Bro, this is... Is there a period of time where if you're not speaking, that means the podcast has ended and you're... Yeah, we need to find the rules. We're speaking to the Guinness World Record right now about the subset of rules, but it will essentially... I imagine if there's like a five-minute period of silence, you failed. Because on like low sleep and like a... No disrespect, on a late-night chip run, on no sleep, are you really back in five minutes? you reckon you could clock out for five minutes?

48:43Chip:I could probably do that. Do what, like a Substreet Teacher doesn't like whack on a film for a bit. Yeah, we'll have the football on. Thing is, like if we just, like, all right, now we're all going to watch a film together. We know, because it has to be... As long as you say something once every five minutes. We still need to keep it like a podcast, though. That's the thing. That's why we're getting the guidelines.

49:05Cal:Look at this bit, the film. We know, because it's going to be more, we want it still to be audio friendly so you can't really watch things like that you can listen to another podcast and comment on it

49:16Chip:good point or just watch back and hold the pod let's just say oh that's a good point I wish I'd have thought of that so at the end of it will there be a Spotify upload which is seven days yes wow and a YouTube video that's seven days on fucking hell yeah thing is like oh I just wasn't a part of like the whole planning like I don't want to do it nah but what you this will be your first ever world record. And it'll be a proper one. Are you going to get guests on? We're going to need a fucking lot of them. We've signed you up for the two till eight. What's the date on this? What slot do you want, George?

49:53What the fuck? I can't believe it's actually happening. I thought this was a joke.

50:00We're going to break the net with this. Jesus Christ. I think it's 168 hours. Can we get some like let's get some like controversial political figures and if we can debate that's going to keep us stimulated let's have some serious sit down discussions about the economic and political state of the world you should do that's the plan I think oh let's see you've got a list of guests easy and hard I want to see who thinks hard no this is like yeah to get on surely you're you're hard

50:27Chip:now let's not bait out the questions before the guests yeah fuck every guest sits down surely you're hard you have any ideas for things that we could do on this are you quite a creative you've got quite a creative mind how would you level Joe Wix he's actually raining down you should do like there should be like a forfeit spin wheel that's yeah that adds a adds a level of jeopardy to staying awake and maintaining conversation so there should be like a guest on standby who's like fucking boring and you have to bring them in and then you'll be like on the graveyard shift like yeah yeah we bring Theo in as like a test so you can survive the Theo's at the start of each one of your shifts you spin the wheel to see what like if you get a forfeit or like something that will make it easier okay i get it yeah i hear that i think that's good so like the it could be like a there like a forfeit like a really boring person i don't know what else would make it difficult to speak and but what boring person you have to go underwater for a bit snorkel yeah but what what person's going to want to like be the default boring guys they don't they don't they may not know that but it'll be like they'll find out they're like a local professional of like something really just quite upset.

51:35A mime. You just speak to your accountant. Professional like badminton player just like, oh, so what's it like being in this? Just like, fuck that. You've got to be rude though. You've got to put a shift. Sure.

51:45Chip:Yeah. So we've got that coming up. In a few months time. I think that was really funny. April time. Oh, I'm busy. No, we've checked the cal. Yeah, you're busy for seven days straight. Is Coachella in April? No. I might be going. Nah, not this April. What days? What's the date in April? We don't know yet. We don't know. We haven't. So we're going to do it around this. Make sure he's free. Is it late April? I don't know. If it's early April, I'm actually not here. Where are you?

52:13Chip:Far away. Well, we'll be down a bit. We'll be calling people. We'll, we'll, we'll make it. I think if day one, it just doesn't matter. That's what I've realized. Like sacking stuff off is really funny as well. Like if we went like, Oh,

52:32that's arguably a better clip. in the whole seven hours.

52:34Cal:The boys sack off their seven day world record because they can't be bothered. It gets to three hours long. That would do numbers. Where are the forfeits? There's got to be some funny shaved head apparently. No, we're not doing anything like that. I said if you don't complete it, there should be a forfeit. They make it difficult to carry on speaking. Oh, okay. Mouth tape. You have to finish. Oh, there could be. Why are you pointing me? What's up? Come on, bro. You're going to need a few strips over that. If it's a five minute. I'm trying to think now. No blazing mouth tape. There might be like a, you have to finish a certain, I don't know, like a pork pie before you get to speak again.

53:10You have to get it quick, otherwise we've lost the challenge. Oh, chili would be good. See, I think that would be funny bits to add for each hour. But what you have to remember is, can I just say that if you just do this absolutely normally,

53:23Chip:this is a very difficult challenge just to do it completely normal. Is it even more? Because you're sleep deprived for a lot of it. Yeah. Yeah. But no one's going to watch. Yeah. the clips have to bring people I might clock in for a bit yeah people would just click on to be like are they still there yeah yeah we need big guests I'm talking missionary yeah who's that I don't know sounds good who else you got no it was a

53:51Cal:reference I know what you mean we got the big guests talking missionary there's not any guests missionary it's kind of going to be it's going to kind of just be fellas multiverse isn't it just anyone who's ever been on ever fellas multiverse

54:01Chip:We are going to just, there's going to be about 10 guests a day. You just clock in the guest, one of the editors and you're like, okay, I'm going to skip to Stanley's going, oh gosh, should I just sit on the couch for now? No, you're all good. I'll just talk to myself for now. Thanks bro. I'm joking bro. Oh God. So anyways, that's something we're looking forward to.

54:25Cal:Do you reckon we actually pull it off? But genuine. Yeah. I reckon you can, but I, you'll hate yourselves after you will hate each other you also won't have anything to speak about I already hate myself bro

54:43why'd you demand like the whole room

54:45Chip:I was trying to throw an eyeball I have one condition like after that seven day one I'm not like hopping back on the pod next week like I'm having like three weeks off

54:58Cal:you get two weeks that's it in my contract surely that's like my that's a few months

55:09you could do break the world record for the world's shortest podcast after that isn't it oh my god that would be good that's good that's a little April Fool's number

55:20Chip:or it's just a brand deal actually just a brand deal you guys heard about hello fresh see you in the next one you should stockpile like 38 brand deals to just stat pad some time for the seven days oh don't worry buddy we're gonna make sure we're well competent everybody that's on will be well competent and every time someone gifts a hundred quid we had an extra hour on oh my god now for every thousand pounds fucking begathon for every thousand

55:53Cal:We had another hour, two hours. But you know, some of the, some people come in and fuck around. We'd be there forever. You know, JJ. JJ. You guys are never coming off that.

56:04Chip:Another 50 hours on top. How is the group FPL going? Let me give you a little update. Chip still rock bottom.

56:12Cal:So what's the current? I've got to do like a fucking standup comedy, standup comedy night. But they write the joke. but at the same time also better because I kind of don't have to do anything just give me the jokes and I'll go up and say no but like for me personally I'll do a Calux I wouldn't do it and I'm happy that you guys don't rate me anymore okay that's what I'd do Cal's actually lost a lot of friendships yeah yeah I've got integrity bro I'm fucking doing it properly getting up there fuck him so anyways there's kind of a way out though of that is that everybody knows that it is an FPL forfeit so not in the comedy club though they won't but that's like a certain amount of people that you can be like, okay, I'll get over that.

56:52Chip:Well, that's the thing. Can you like, it's going to be heartbreaking to watch.

56:57Cal:And I know it's going to be tough. Cause I obviously will. Are you boys going to go to it? Cause it could be funnier if you just don't go to it. I will be in there. I say right now, I say right now, like, Oh, I'm going to do, I'm going to perform it. I know I'm going to get out there shaking. Like you didn't want to do the fellas. So I don't even want to perform my own show. And now I've got to go up there and do the probably jokes, really bad jokes are probably going to put me under they can't even be risky or like actually like a funny they just have to be like dead worse than ever or even being able to deliver them in a way would be able to make it funny yeah like they can't be noticeably unfunny it's just sentences just copy and paste like the blurb of like the dictionary do you think I'll get booed off

57:38Chip:yeah that's how those things work that's good though like if you just car crash it immediately then you should be good yeah in an ideal world you get about a minute and a half in and they're just at this boat's got no chance. Well, to be fair, the ones that you'll do are the ones like the first timer ones where there are a load of people who there who just go and laugh for the sake of it being someone's like first time. Just if they are really shit. No, but I think it's got me so scared. With the boys though, with the boys, you'll be able to pull strings and get him on an actual comedy night. Oh, maybe.

58:04Chip:You know, some decent names are on that one. That would be funny. Get him on Comedy Central for his first gig.

58:10Cal:In the chat, it says open night. So I'm chilling.

58:13Chip:You need to go to like a prestigious open night. We'll make sure it's all right. Don't worry. So yeah, anyways, I'm second bottom. So what's that for? Or is it the TikTok dancers or tattoo?

58:26Cal:Fucking around with that venue, bro. And I'll do an AB and Calix. What do you mean an AB? I'm not even in the league. He's just hypothetical. What? Not rocking up. Anyway,

58:34Chip:get a hit replacement. Leave the country. Finds me again. So yeah, I think mine is a tattoo of the, my worst performing player on me. oh that's quite a good one that's what i said i don't mind funny and then above that is the one that kallax didn't do which is nine tiktok dances in nine days he do like a half of it from that i feel like you guys need to not make your fpl forfeits public because then the tiktok dances everyone just goes oh it's the fpl yeah well we did that with the first one but at the same time it's more so just like we got this content on you forever now bro like yeah okay because let's be honest if somebody jumps on and is doing three or four you're gonna know something's up regardless this.

59:15But then like, like the burger eating one, that was, that's a funny one. That's just, I reckon there are ones that you can do that.

59:22Chip:Get away with that. Yeah. The McDonald's one that Arthur did actually seems like torture. The podcast one, that was one that I don't think people would have clocked on was an FPL forfeit. That was so funny. Oh, what Theo's podcast one. Yeah.

59:34Cal:How did people end up finding out?

59:37Chip:No, I think it got mentioned on over here somewhere. Side plus. Yeah. Not being known as an FPL forfeit is what makes it hilarious. It being an FPL forfeit makes it hilarious. it being known that it's an FBL 4th it makes it hilarious for the audience it not being known that makes it hilarious for us guys but I think that makes it more funny yeah I get what you mean

1:00:00Cal:it's more embarrassing I think the only bad one this year is actually the bottom one the other two

1:00:06Chip:for example JJ is there like if I even get to bottom three I'm tanking so I go bottom I got no problem for example and Harry the worst one that he would want is a tattoo because he can't do tattoos like needles things like that he just can't do so it's actually different for everybody in the comedy that would be hell for Harry though yeah that would be that would be bad but he has like an actual fear of needles and buttons well yeah I mean I'm sure other things as well yeah just make one of the forfeits next year bath in buttons fuck it's a bush took a trial right there bro

1:00:38Cal:doesn't get uploaded though does it I don't I haven't read the club for the footage yeah whack it on tape that makes it more of a tough watch yeah that's not part of it I feel like it's also how you hold it if I was fine I think because if you what you would go remember is if you go on there knowing that you're going to be sure and like you're really nervous as well it makes it way more of a tough watch if you just go on that's why the jokes need to be like not even like there's no way out like it needs to be just so dry and just not it just needs to be terrible I think I just need a couple of shots and just go up there and just fucking say what they've given me here it says so you're going to be reading them from your phone as well at the delivery do you think

1:01:16Chip:well I have to so it says here in the fine print it says the set must be recorded in full for the group to enjoy forever okay that's fair not uploaded but everyone can enjoy it I think the group enjoy it yeah it's making its way onto the internet have you seen something that should have never made its way onto the internet what Jack Joseph waking that woman on SAS I've been waiting because he told me about that ages ago and I've been like waiting for this to come out because he was like yeah they put me against this woman and I was like I don't want to fight the woman and then they were like no you can't like treat her differently you have to go for it so he's like fine i'm fucking just yeah i sparked her out it was i knew he was i knew he was sparring them before he went on sas yeah i didn't know he would have to do it on the show side hustle nah this is insane i just don't think i could do it but at the end of the day they say like you have to do it they say you have to but i'm like i'm i'm like this is going on like so you wouldn't have like done a right overhand like jack there yeah surely it was a few jabs just to keep the distance and then just like oh he was so ashamed and like also here here he didn't say go that was a that was a state that's poor from that that was like it sounded like i know but the point is where they go grapes yeah it's like you gotta be locked in in the sas yeah but he's also like shitting himself he's just like he's about to fight like the tension will be so high that he says that he's like fucking hell but at no point in the SAS are they going to be like well let's storm the beach yeah yeah they're just like not yet yeah yeah but yeah they have just made him smack a woman outside of the game for no reason yeah yeah and also as the woman are you not they're like what are you doing why are you pairing me up against a bloke that's just gonna obviously wig me that heavyweight he's he's he's carrying like there's there's some powerbikes oh yeah mate it's an overhand right that's what i was saying it wasn't like a little jab jab wasn't straight yeah did you see when they got tony bell you on and they just made him fight five people because oh my god yeah and they were like they're like you're not allowed to punch though yeah five on you not that's punch and then but he was just holding it together and then he just lost it just fucking wig yeah oh yeah that guy pissed himself didn't it yeah this is kind of fuck that they even put this out yeah yeah it was a goal it was like it was cold nah yeah they kind of aired that I mean maybe he said that was cool to go out some sort of bungee jump challenge and it just like shows one of them just pissing out of his shorts have you ever wet yourself from being scared about something no not yet I don't really do much scary stuff so yeah fuck bro this is the way this is shot as well is just like like a cinematic masterpiece on him wetting himself straight after that got filmed I'd be like guys cut that shit I swear to god I'll find shit on you what who are the people that run it the the the SAS yeah but like how far can they go like is there do you have a knowledge that like this is a TV show that obviously you know it's a TV show is there like a fullback of like this is a TV show they can't really go they can't like fuck my ass up too bad yeah surely you'd know that right I don't know at the moment there is an underwater challenge I've heard about which is like terrible yeah and you like can't breathe and stuff.

1:04:34So like, you'd want to think it is a TV show. I thought that was Jack.

1:04:38Chip:I thought that was Jack. The comments on these ones, they were, they put the men and women up against each other. It just clearly just like EDL support. Good man. They want to be treated equally. Put them in a boxing ring. It's not what I'm saying, bro. And also, no one's completely different. Mate, I don't know. This show is just kind of weird. This whole show is just a bit weird to me. Yeah, it's quite cool though. I know Chloe, but would you go on it? Actually, I'd love to see you on it. Some people said you were dressed to go on it on the last pod, to be fair. I probably would, you know. I'd go on it as well.

1:05:11The water shit would scare me. Oh, is this the one? I'd do it just like the challenge, though. It'd be like a fun thing to say that I've done. Yeah. Like a man. Or woman, obviously, because they want to fight.

1:05:20Cal:Oh, God, this is terrifying. Yeah, this is the one. The plane goes to the water and then they have to escape the plane. I think so. Also, like, the celebrity one's weird, right? because the SAS guys are drilling into them about being TikTokers and in their face about their job. And it's like, they're pretty successful guys. It doesn't really work. What's happening here? So they get submerged, they don't move

1:05:40Chip:and they have to wait. Yeah, and then they'll get a signal and I imagine they've got to unbuckle and get out. Jack said that he was terrified of this one. This would be awful, bro.

1:05:50Cal:What's the safety? Like, what's the safety? Yeah, how can... Oh, they can breathe underwater, that's how. Oh, makes sense. They're in creative mode.

1:06:01Chip:yeah anyways this that yeah that series pretty mental is there any is there any shows that you would go on is there like things like traitor traitor is the only one uh that that appeals to me all the other ones i'm i'm not too fussed about but even then i've got a beef with traitors so they never have me on oh yeah because i just think it's broken oh i i said this to max on the podcast the other day like there's no reason that the traitors should get found out yeah yeah Yeah, because there's nothing. It's just, it's guesswork. The only way they get found out is just a complete guess. There's no vent.

1:06:33And like this season, they're like, yeah, but what about the murder in plain sight? Where it's like, but also they didn't actually have to do that. Yeah. They could just go away scot-free. Like you can easily get away a bit. I don't know. It's the fact that it's all just based off like pure vibes. Yeah. That's what I said. I think it's a good show to watch though still, but it's not because of, I feel like it's because you could just see people are getting all up in their heads about like nonsense.

1:07:01Chip:They need to give people a reason to vote for people. don't ever like I felt like there should be a twist. I don't know. Yeah, we've spoken about this. I've had my rant and Chip, have you had any progress

1:07:14Cal:in getting on Squid Games? I haven't, bro. I went through the thing and I need to make a video. But obviously when the scroll improves the thousands of applications it'll need to be a good video. I don't think it needs to be

1:07:27Chip:as good as you think it does. Yeah, but I'm not... All these people aren't like filmmaking people. They're just looking for the right character.

1:07:33Cal:Yeah, I just don't know how to show that. I'm trying to think what's the best way to show it. It doesn't have to be some mad production. What about Beast Games? I would do that as well. That's just started. I just started watching it last night. It's pretty fucking... We did a video with like a lot of celebs, Mr. Beast. I saw you out there. Oh, to celebrate launch or something. I saw that. It was a premiere, wasn't it? Yeah, it was just like actually decent-sized celebs. Yeah. he's got motion oh Kevin Hart oh I didn't see this Kevin Hart was like presenting it with him but then he's got like Steve-O, Diplo oh Shane Smokers 5 Seconds of Summer Boys oh right

1:08:08Chip:he's got Ellen and Paris Simpson on as a judge you know what I feel like he's so big yeah because what you gotta remember is that he's getting way more views than any of the TV shows oh he's using the set

1:08:20Cal:from the show yeah this is a yeah okay didn't know if we had a die-hard fan with us well he sorry I thought it was going to be like different but it's oh they're referencing the show stop trying to gatekeep it bro gatekeep yo this is your guys first time seeing the set the thing is right I'm sure this is a really good video but like I feel like Mr. Beast is too big that I don't even like acknowledge his videos anymore like I just see it some like brain rot thumbnail I scroll past I never click on it yeah every now and then I watch one but like I know what you mean in the sense of they're not what I like about the videos that like us I lot make is they're catered to people like us who, these are catered to like fucking everyone.

1:09:03Chip:Yeah, there's no target audience here. It's everybody. But that's why the numbers are so mad. Yeah. By the way, so I saw, if you go to John Nellis' Instagram post with Mr. Beast, it looks like Mr. Beast has had loads of work done. Well, he's lost a lot of weight. He got in shape, hasn't he? No, but like, I don't know. I was looking at it and I was there like, He doesn't even, he looks like he belongs in Madame Tussauds. He looks like a wax figure. Oh my God, I see what you mean on that. Oh yeah. Bro. I think it's just a veneers. I think it's just a veneers. Zoom in. Tell you what though. Because it looks like, it looks fake.

1:09:37Cal:I think it's just, it got a bit of makeup. Got to be the veneers, yeah. I think it is just a bit of makeup, yeah. He could have had a bit of, just like, little toxin there. Little filler. Yeah, yeah, botox for sure. Games got to him. Why not, bro? You're on camera. The Hollywood elites have got him. Fuck it. Send it. if you think about it the size that he is and how what the culture is like in America it would be insane for him to not have got anything yeah I mean it's normal it has to end up lying

1:10:01Chip:yeah I just it's weird because you see a YouTuber finally make it to the point where it's like oh that's definitely normal for you to do that yeah can't imagine any of the any of the boys here getting it done well Botox yeah just like suddenly they just turn up one day I think it become more and more common though yeah just no Botox just peptides now that's what we're on You jumping on the BBC 157? What the fuck is this? Don't worry, it's a glow blend. An injecting thing for your skin. Don't worry. Don't worry. We're just on pinning. AB's looking at launching his own brand of this shit. Bro, I don't even need it.

1:10:34No. You guys are hopping on it. It was just a fucking joke, bro. What would you guys think about it? I'm not dropping a brand. I'm not dropping a brand. If I carried on the spray turns, what would you think? I didn't. Are you going on right now? No. But like after, after strictly genuinely, it was like life changing. I've been getting on this one. have you been doing this some that's not some beds listen it's winter wait no I'm chopped some beds are worse yeah no they're chopped no but you know but when you're mad pale you're chopped yeah but get spray cans I've been saying that I knew that was my can we just make a movement where we we just get a whole of UK because if we all do it it's not weird I'm so glad is the spray stand

1:11:10Chip:do you not just you still stink a little bit of biscuits yeah I don't like the smell of that honestly every time we got it done weekly and like there was a couple weeks where I just didn't get one done and then it'd be like a two week period and I'd be like, oh fuck, I look horrible. Yeah. And then you get a tan on. You get a tan on. You look at yourself in the mirror and you know why bodybuilders all like get fully tanned and like they like oil themselves up. It's because it's so defined. You look so much better. So once you put it back on, you're like, now bro, get on it. We should all just go for a weekly like.

1:11:43I wasn't, I didn't have a tan in that photo.

1:11:46Chip:Yeah, he's like, I know bro. Look at you. God damn. Whoa. whoa no wait why don't we just start injecting ourselves with that fucking free tanning oh what Milano tan see this guy's um no let's just get a group spray tan every Monday we all meet up we get a coffee we all get fucking sprayed down

1:12:03Cal:coffee and tan we start the week it's like the new run club mani pedi yeah do little mani pedi those gentrified honey run clubs but we just fucking

1:12:11Chip:spray tan spray tan and wait do we get to do each other or is it like somebody does it no we'll get we'll get I got someone do you get your nuts done and stuff is it like a naked thing you can you can take as much off as you like, but I went down to the Bockeys. Yeah. Because it felt weird to just not do my legs. Keep your jeans on. Not that you'd ever see them. Did it just permanently look like you were wearing white speeders then when you took them off? Yeah, but it was, you know, like when you actually go out on holiday and you're like, check out the tent. Yeah. It's nice to have a little reminder of where you once were.

1:12:37A little reminder of home, you know? Yeah. So your piece was still like, hella white. Why are you trying to imagine it? Yeah. I am actually trying to imagine it. It just sort of matched up to what it usually is like.

1:12:47Cal:Oh, okay. still the albino ferret as they say the albino ferret yeah that's throwing shit about I like it yeah I've been working on some ferret jokes recently happened to pop up here I don't know I know what you lot have been on so are we doing this then yeah what yeah yeah no I actually will I've never had one you'll get it done and you'll go like I'm never going back

1:13:15Chip:really so how long do they last like five, six, five days maybe can you shower? yeah well it depends on the ones I'm so hyped you can get quick ones or we do we did one on Friday we do it after the full block through on Friday come back sleep in it wash it off the next morning and then you look like a fucking mouse oh

1:13:35Cal:Greek god shit so it's only you'd walk in the next day and people the ideal is people go like oh you look well as opposed to like oh you've had a tan then yeah then you know when I saw my grandma at Christmas before I hopped on the sunbed she said I look tired and ill and I was like that's a nightmare so now I've just been ripping 12 minutes every week everyone just said you look healthy it's so nice oh you look nice oh yeah that's I haven't been told I look nice especially in winter as well I'm gonna get nerfed in winter everyone's chopped in winter it's a nightmare

1:14:02Chip:winter's shit it is shit I'm over it yeah cold I'm chopped let's just do that for a video like who's what all the boys get in spray tan spray tan manny peddy we'll get I don't know fucking Brazilian I don't know what else people want to get done like how much can the boys ascend in one video. Yeah. Like 100 pounds for 24 hours. Oh yeah. Oh my God. You want to heat it here. $100 glow up versus$1 ,000 glow up. Am I right guys? Yeah. There's something. There's something in that video. Maybe that's your you know what you should do for a vlog is just see how much you can ascend in 24 hours just for a vlog day.

1:14:36That's quite a good idea. Spray tan. Get trim. Trim. Bit bone smashing. Yeah. Bit bone smashing. Teeth whitening. Hammer. Quick cycle. Roids. it would be interesting to see what he could do in a day. Didn't Gib do one ages ago where he did like a before and after? And he did like a before, he did the before photo after he did the after one. Because he was like, you take this and then you just eat fucked on. Oh, see, like, he reversed it. See how chopped he could get. Oh, it was a reverse. No, but he like, he took the, he was like, I took the after photo. It might have been Gib. I'm pretty sure it was.

1:15:08Sounds like a Gib thing to do. He took the after photo first and then was like, I just didn't eat for ages. took that and then just

1:15:16Chip:oh so he cheated cheated yeah by oh okay so he just made himself worse but made it seem like that was the beginning oh was he trying I don't know

1:15:25Cal:I don't know what he did was he descending that's gotta be a thing descending yeah the opposite so yeah the first vid we could do is just like we can ascend how much can you how much can you yeah like get better in 24 hours and then then if it if it bangs just who gets the most chops yeah all get all go to Turkish Barbers I know which one I'm on top. Right? That would be such a funny,

1:15:48Chip:that should be the FBL forfeit. Well, just fucking yourself up. You sit down in a Turkish barber chair and when they say, what do you want? You say surprise me. You tell me, or you go, what do you think I should get? Yeah. Cause they'll just nice you though. They don't, they don't. They don't nice you when you ask for what you want. Do you see what they did to me bro? Oh wait, AB, yeah. I wanted to bring this up. You put it in the chat over New Year's Christmas time. You mentioned you might be sacking off the mullet. Yeah, but I mean I do have a really flat back of the head so like slowly second off.

1:16:18I'm growing the sides out Yeah, that's what I want but no I can't because you've cleaned it. I kind of want it My long bushy hair and I'm tanned at the same time. Oh, we're gonna be matching bro Spray tans, bushy ass hair. You got a beard there so that balances it out Can you grow this shit on this? Just a few, huh? I could shave it. No, no, it's just matching because then people won't be able to tell a difference. It'll be a nightmare oh you're the guy from Strictly you're the old family guy you know what I mean you're blowing up for no reason um yeah oh yeah someone take the reins

1:16:50Chip:and that chip chip's been recharging in the corner you've you've reduced the mullet

1:16:55Cal:yeah I I think it was getting too long when it went I was on some Danny Aaron shit what's the next what's the next oh wait what is that I don't really know

1:17:02Chip:Danny Aaron's had the ascension he had the big it's a big ascension actually isn't it is this a weird now he's died down on the tats though he went fucking ham on them for a bit. Yeah, but he's got no space left. That's why you don't use up the full canvas. I want to get a tattoo, but I just feel like no matter what I get, it's going to get brought up on the pod and it'll be like, everyone loves it. I want to get a tattoo.

1:17:21Cal:Bro, that red, nah, that red dead. Let's get Imagine Tattoos. Let's get Cal's worst FPL player tattooed on it. Yeah. Just to get involved.

1:17:27Chip:Nah, I know whatever AV gets is just going to be the best thing ever. I wouldn't, but no matter what it is, it's going to look shit like. No matter, it could be the best that you've ever seen. You go, oh show it on the pod then and I'm like oh I'm imagining no do you know what just the way you are you'd get it and then after like a month you'd go nah I need to get rid of it like I'm really not fucking with it I never like anything for long no that's why I think a tattoo would be hilarious also I want I want you to get one so that you can measure your growth via by how strong how warped it gets I don't think I'll get

1:18:01Cal:too much bigger though because I'm not going to eat like those yeah you couldn't possibly get bigger than that You're a wolf. Nah, you're going to get bigger. I'm not going to be going to like 90kg or anything. Yes, you are. If you keep this, I don't want to go to that. I don't want to go to that big. Yeah, you do. You just go walk around at victim weight then. Victim weight. Come on, 80kg is all right.

1:18:19Chip:85. 85. What was I going to fucking say? Oh, how's it going to end up? You guys keep riffing. I'll think about it. All right. Well, we were just talking about...

1:18:29Cal:What flag is that?

1:18:31Chip:It's actually tomorrow. What are you getting? Well, I'm going to see what the doctor says. doctor yeah i've got my consultation for what oh oh really yeah so we're gonna see what bro says and if he just tells me i'm cooked you'll just never see me again i'm off this is literally my last so you want to bring it forward just to prove a point you just have it just right

1:18:54Cal:he's gonna say you're cocks but he's gonna say but i can change it if he doesn't ask me it goes

1:18:58Chip:your cook. Nah, it'll be like, that's his job though, he's gotta be honest, he'll be like, your shit's fucked up. Yeah, I can fix that. Yeah. No, dude, you know what, I went on the Instagram page and there's people there that are like, generationally cooked and it looks like a miracle and they're like, look, if he could sort these all out, surely. He's probably polite, to be fair, but if you like, take off your hat and he goes like, oh, oh, he chokes on whatever he's eating. Yeah, so. So you're actually getting one soon. Yeah, well, I'm gonna see what the vibe is. that you just have to have fades for life or like what's the vibe?

1:19:32Chip:Nah, because there's no like if they're good at what they do there's no like scarring you won't be able to know But the hair problem was gone No, they grow back That's why they take it from there Yeah What the fuck did they grow back? Yeah, it's just a weird thing Fresh ones spawn in I don't know Yeah So You should take it from other places in your body and just see like what Put like pubes on my head Fuck Was it a rumor? And then you never have to get a haircut because they just stop at one length At least it'd be curly like you boys When I was younger My hair does not look like pubes what the fuck he does a little bit at the back that's what you want a bit of flow a bit of something going on what?

1:20:04that's what you want anyway what was I going to say when you were younger when I was younger I don't know if this was a rumor but I was always told like Wayne Rooney's hair transplant was like from his ass hair or like body hair somewhere else obviously it's some dumb primary schools but like I swear it was from somewhere else that's where the most reliable news source dropped my mum would stand by it like she'll be like no Wayne Rooney's got ass hair on his head I'm like I don't think he does I don't think he does

1:20:30Cal:oh my god imagine oh yeah nice one crazy search history yeah famously comes to the back of the sap not his backside brilliant

1:20:42Chip:games again so yeah you can tell your mum she might have just missed on that one okay sweet you know my shower was broken in my gaff it's a nightmare of a gaff terrible decision first only place I looked as well first one I was like oh I love that

1:20:56Cal:hey you're in front well go on then carry on then oh so last night he's locked in he loves this story last night I had shit right and had no toilet paper yeah so I was just like like immobile just like fuck and fuck so I was like I'll shower it away go to the shower turn it on just like drops coming out like there's nothing so I had to deliveroo toilet paper and then I added like a Ben and Jerry's on as well just to cheer me up so I scram that whole thing as well but then like this morning I've got to start my day I've got the tunes on I'm like in a good mood and then shower just drop it So I'm stood under freezing cold droplets this morning for like 20 minutes just so it covers my whole body.

1:21:33So yeah, moral of the story is gaff shit.

1:21:35Chip:Yeah. Wait, so what are you doing? Have you belled? Have you told anyone? How are you fixing it? No, yeah, I should do that. Yeah. Well, you need to like, yeah. And most of the problems you can fix. Yeah. Yeah. What are the other problems? The last tenant's headboard's still taking over half the living room and it's 100 kg and massive. So I can't have a streaming setup until that's gone. You've got a mouse infestation. no they've gone well potentially yeah they've gone I wouldn't know wait water's not working Gus's been working in the shadows I left cheese on my chest as I was just lying on the living room floor no but like every night like clockwork at like 9pm he'd be nibbling by the bin I'd be like Gus is out no he's gone

1:22:14Cal:yeah he's dead no he's chewed through the water pipes that's the problem he's stuck in the way honestly like it's it was actually alright you never left nah but you know when you just hear stories like the

1:22:27Chip:mythological creature that was Gus. Yeah. Yeah. Now he was pretty jokes like trying to climb the curtains. I feel like he's had too much air time though. Fuck that guy. I hope he's dead. Yeah. Anyways, let's play a little game of Swedish guess the price. Oh, is this an out of touch test? Is this what this is? Sort of. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So wait, should we be doing this individually or as a team? Nah, you're doing this as a team. Okay. I'm really good at this. Just a ton of stuff. All right. First one. Guess the price. 99p. 45p. 91p. 45p. 45p? In what world do you live in? Because that's not a normal thing.

1:23:01Can I say 65? Oh, sorry. Pint of milk. 90p then. I said 91. It's 90p. Okay. Oh, shit. Don't throw curveballs like that with the baby one. I said 1.50 per liter. Do I get it?

1:23:19Chip:So this is a gym day pass slash pure gym. You've been rinsing these now, A.B. Wait, what does this mean? A day pass at Pure Gym? At Pure Gym. This is what it's based off, yeah.

1:23:26Cal:I'd say... Five quid? Five, yeah, five pounds. No, ten quid. I'd say tenner. But they're like... It's 18 quid a month. It's different, a different pass. Surely they can't be dropping ten pounds for a day pass. Five pound, 99. I'm going eight pounds. Ten pound. Six pound, 40. Why would I go 40? Fifteen quid for a day pass. They're literally like... Nah, nah. That'll make people be like, fuck this, I need to get a membership. 30 plus for the month, bro. I just thought about muscle. I'm in London. To be fair, the last pure gym I went to was Exeter, so that's... Yeah. And the one we go to to get day passes is£8 for a day pass.

1:23:59Cal:Muscle works. Yeah. Which gym is this? Where did you find this? I think it's... They'll all be the same, It might be. It's a London one. Yeah, the London ones are always very more Hispanic. So you've done us dirty. Here we go. Tesco meal deal. Never bought a meal deal in my life. Don't worry, £3.99. It's now£3.50. That's when I used to buy it. £3.50 with a club card, £5 without one. That's what you look.

1:24:20Chip:That sounds comfortable. Yeah, I'll go£5. I like the sound of that. The premium one's like... I've got both on here, yeah.

1:24:26Cal:Oh, okay. £3.50 with a club card. £3.50 with a club card. I'm going£3.99. Oh! £3.85. That's the uptick. Upped it again. Yeah, man.

1:24:35Chip:Every year it costs a living.

1:24:36Cal:I've literally never bought one. It's free to have a club card, isn't it? You just... Yeah, it is free. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Cool. Okay. Big Mac. Oh, okay. Big Mac. Not a meal, right? I've got both on there if you want to do that okay I think it's gonna be they are different between everyone I think individually it's£5.49 oh my god I was gonna say 5.30 and as a meal it is £7.99 close fucking hell boys pretty solid stuff not bad so the answer

1:25:09Chip:for the people listening is £5.11 P and then with a meal It's£7.62. It changes every McDonald's. That is not worth it. I've never had one.

1:25:20Cal:£7.62. Dancing shoes.

1:25:22Chip:What the? Oh, what the fuck can we do in this? All right. Come on, mate. Did you buy any? There's a long, like... I've gone from the straight TV license. Cheap, expensive ones. These are what... This is like an average of what I found. So did they hand you your dancing shoes or did you buy them? Yeah. Handed them to me. So I wouldn't... I would say they're quite expensive. I'm going to go£80. No, I'm going to go£100. £100. Which... Sorry, are we going ballroom Latin? are we thinking jazz do you actually have different shoes for the different dances yeah this is what I tried to do but I could only find one ballroom shoe ok I'm going to go for£35 are we actually going for £50 there we go £60 they're all shoes bro they've actually got a suede bottom so you can swivel makes sense and that's why some people like to wet the bottom of their shoes so they get a bit more grip on the floor because I'm like that.

1:26:17I chose to rubber my soles because I didn't like how slippy they were and it helped me get a little bit more grip. Okay.

1:26:24Chip:Rubber your soles. That was kind of a last bit of info. You're aware and Clark.

1:26:28Cal:Stick it to the World Cup final this year. Is that now or when they're released?

1:26:32Chip:Well, this is now. I've looked now.

1:26:34Cal:I mean, you boys are booking our shit as we speak.

1:26:35Chip:Okay, so I know that this shit's running two grand at 1.5k for the lowest. Highest has got to be like 20. It's unlimited. I mean, this is right now. You say 10 for highest. I'll say,

1:26:48Cal:what about 30 for highest? Really? Yeah. There's going to be some mental box seat. Crazy seat. 20K. Is that going for like VIP seats or just like... Well, yeah, this is the highest value.

1:26:58Chip:Okay, I was going to say 20 highest and I'll go with four grand for lowest. Okay, so the lowest. Oh, fucking hell. Wow. $8 ,000. So like five, six grand, 6 ,000 pounds. Highest. for the pit side lounge 130k 130k you know you see them like next to the dugout and they've always got like the walls between them I think it's that

1:27:27Cal:they have it like into Miami 130k have we like bought tickets I don't think we'll be going anymore now we've got tickets that is crazy oh this guy on TikTok is a fucking freak

1:27:41Chip:trufflepig wants to get the thing on the left. That guy, like, come on. What is it? Do you not listen to his pods? Yeah, this is like, is he going 20 quid for that? It's a, it's a fair, I'm thinking you're looking more like 60 quid for that.

1:27:53Cal:I'm saying 35. So what, you sharpen your pencil on its arse off? Yes. Yeah, but it's, I feel like getting hold of all that and all the effort should warrant it being so much money, but where is the, where is the demand?

1:28:06Chip:This item is sold out. Yes. Sold out. Yeah, trufflepigs tried to, supply demand type B taxidermy pencil case I'm going 80 quid then I'm going 60

1:28:17Cal:no I'm going 200 I'm going 35 he makes weirder shit than this by the way 85 quid I was close with that that's a good deal 85 quid for a wrapped pencil case

1:28:26Chip:god could you imagine someone rocks up in the office with that no I might do that with fucking Gus the worst bit is skinned him alive you should have you should have caught Gus a taxidermy made him part of the law there's not even regulation for exams as well because it's not see through oh I know this 5 mil I'll just quick one for audio listeners. This is the PSA 10 Pikachu Illustrator card that Logan Paul bought for with the chain that he wore to WrestleMania and all that jazz. Is it that now though? Because he bought it for 5.3. So this is what he bought it for. Oh, he bought it for 5.3. I know what it's on bid for at the moment.

1:28:57Chip:He's got the points and shit. Yeah, 5.3 bought it for. Yeah, it was 5.3. I reckon it goes for... By the way, just so you know, I've bet actual money on what this goes for. It's like 15 mil. I've bet on it going for over 10 mil. Yeah. Oh. because he went to like a jewellery guy and he lumped on like jewellery worth like 10. Yeah, you get the jewellery. Yeah, but I swear I saw a guy like give him loads of money. Like he wrote him a check for like three mil to take it today or something. That might be awful. Well, it's currently on bid for 2.1 million. No, so what you saw was the guy that runs the auction site, Golden, they gave him three mil just to list.

1:29:33Chip:I think it was like two mil. Gave him the money just to list this card on his website. Oh, mad. Yeah, he's so up. Yeah, it's currently on 2.1 million. Yeah, but it's got like 30 days. Wasn't it valued at like 15 mils? Yeah. There's loads of like wild shit flying around. I don't know. I've bet a lot of money. I don't understand though. It's got nothing on my R9. Why is Pokemon so... Collectible? Such a good... It's got the most lore. Like it's really old. It's huge. Why does it constantly go? Because everyone gets more money. Surely there's a plateau. No, but time goes on and the older the card, like the kind of more hard it is to get.

1:30:07At what point do people go, I'm not actually there's got to be there's got to be a limit of when people actually care

1:30:13Cal:sure there will be yeah it's just not right now everything's still moving

1:30:17Chip:if we need a crash I mean I should be getting football cards for no reason what's the most expensive

1:30:19Cal:trading card ever is it Pokemon or Magic the Gathering

1:30:22Chip:no it's a 12 million dollar card who was bought by Kevin O 'Leary yeah and I believe is Michael Jordan and I remember you telling me about that fuck I can't remember exactly who it is but it was a 12 million dollar card

1:30:35Cal:jeez that's a great one does he actually do come here he's on there well Harry McGride is a cameo footballers wage 300 quid I'm thinking 300 I'm thinking like 500 I'm thinking I'm thinking maybe a grand should we go 400 grand it's not a grand then is it also you've got you've got to think you've got to think of the fact like it's got to be up to a point where loads of people won't be doing it because United fans would just be all over it just get well like even just football fans would be all over it just to get them saying weird shit but I think they have like certain times where they just turn it on and off whereas I think I just caught it in a moment is it on right now It's on right now Should we get a little cameo I think it's 300

1:31:12Chip:I'm going to say If it's any more than If it's under 300 We'll do it 350

1:31:15Cal:Please be under 300

1:31:17Chip:Oh boy Oh it's done That's Do you know what That's not bad That's recently I wonder why he's doing that I think He'll be getting like Over 100k a week Like why Why

1:31:27Cal:He's only done 30 Connected with the fans bro It's different He's not done many Also somebody's not enjoyed it Because he's got 4.7 Out of 30 Nah that's just after a bad result Yeah Yeah

1:31:35Chip:Hate watch

1:31:36Cal:Yeah

1:31:37Chip:another cameo one wait so we're actually who is no actually Paul Breach Paul Breach I'm going to say 30 quid 10 I don't know he's got to up it though because I think the demand is there the demand is there this is his whole thing like this this is it that's probably his main yeah so I reckon he could run it like 6 times yeah but he's he's a man with integrity

1:32:00Cal:he's going to keep the people isn't he no it's got to be 10 30 quid 15 I'm going 15 this is a cameo from Paul Bridge yeah Paul Bridge 16 quid 16 quid that's not bad 1 ,400 know him like the back of my hand how much is that yeah if you're watching this go and buy a cameo from Paul Bridge and see if he can run his numbers up

1:32:20Chip:and he promises 24 hour return there by the way I don't know if you saw that that's big 50 gifted subs on Twitch right I've been forgotten I don't know surely it's just times out by 5 250 250 quid 249 249 buying this on because PC is cheaper than on your phone really oh yeah it is because you've got to do it through I think if you're doing this on PC it's 250 quid I think it's 250 quid it's 270 oh you can buy so we're going who was that girl was that like one who would just donate so much yeah gifting crazy so what you lot had this girl just you sent me like over 700 quid and I said like please stop I had this one guy once at the end of one of my streams.

1:33:06I can't remember what his name was because he dropped in. That was the only time he ever gifted just dropped in at the end of a stream and just did like 100 gifted five times in a row. Jesus. Jesus. And then he just dips and I never saw him again. That's kind of aura. Yeah, that's sick. That was a bit weird.

1:33:22Chip:That was like me on Whatnot. Anyways. I deleted Whatnot. Yeah, it's a good decision, man. It's the Dark Pits.

1:33:29Cal:Ooh, Goonhaven. Two bed, one bath house in Goonhaven. Where is Goonhaven? Not even a better house. It's in Devon. South West. Yeah, it's this Cornwall, Devon way. It's down there somewhere. How close to the beach do we know? Oh, it's not far. Do you remember on the map we had? It's not, it's still in the middle of it. You got about a 50 minute drive. Tell you what, I'm going to go for 175. I was going to go 250. I'm going to go to, yeah, some of that. I'm going to go 300. Two bed, one bath. 200k.

1:33:55Chip:200k.

1:33:55Cal:I don't know. I'm trying to compare it to my house, but that looks nicer than where I live. 275.

1:34:02Chip:Whoa. Pretty close. To be fair, you do have a Goon Haven postcode. That's literally, I live next door. I live in that shed. All right. That was good. Do another one. Good work, Stan. Again, again, again. Make another one. There we go. All right. Well, boys, to be honest, I think we just wrapped this thing up right here. I think we've done a lot of good ear chip. Yeah, that was good. That was good. Are you okay with us ending it here right now, George? Do you feel like you've been fulfilled throughout this podcast? how did this compare to your Batch and Arthur experience um speaking about that there was a as a joke um we said oh should we just like say fabricate an annoyance with Arthur Hill um just to see if someone clips it just triggers him and it just like but someone did clip it Wait, it's about him not wanting the party.

1:35:04Chip:Yeah. And... This is so funny. Arthur he'll reply to you. He'll just go on his...

1:35:15Chip:Play it out loud. It'll be all right.

1:35:18Cal:What's it like living with Chris and Arthur? Because we asked Arthur this. But also, there was a bit of... Oh, the New Year's Eve party. And Arthur on New Year's. Because he wasn't there. Batch couldn't keep it together. So he just stays quiet. it was a bit strange because me and Chris wanted to do something but then Arthur kind of even though he wasn't there wanted us to hold a party that's so funny you're disgusting 300k views on it by the way the replies are just like yeah I don't know if I agree with that that's a bang out of order New Year's what did Arthur reply? I haven't seen him

1:35:48Chip:Arthur replied yeah probably a big nibble here we go yeah it's good this is completely true when I heard they were having it without me I tried to hire someone to burn the house down I will not be making videos with any of them from this point on most solid response he because he messaged our group chat like what the fuck you guys haven't like you guys take because he not because it was on early access when she posted that so it was just on their patreon so we couldn't access it so uh just rage mate he just he he like pulled up receipts of the screenshot of him saying like call to go ahead with it and he was like really annoyed i felt quite bad because i didn't expect someone to actually because whenever you ask someone to clip it but don't keep this bit in they always keep the bit in and you're like oh you fucking ruined it yeah but wait so afterwards do you say oh we were just joking uh i think arthur did oh okay yeah fine uh so that's why he's obviously like doubled down on it wait do you want to just bait arthur hill one last time right now oh she did and we'll make sure the right clip goes out yeah i'll cut all this out this is actually a horrible insight you don't cut it out because then otherwise yeah okay fine yeah we just need to trust uh mitchley and reverie clips to oh yeah i'll give him it early we don't even have to tell you arthur or we can do if we is that is it too let's should we go for arthur tv go back on him um is there something about like inviting and he didn't invite one of us to something or he's left like a big friend group chat oh oh yes like he cracked like he's not really been speaking to any of us he's kind of we can say that we us three were at new year's you weren't there we can make if we can say that it was Arthur TV's choice that you know because of his energy in the chip over here oh wait are we doing Arthur TV we moved on from Hill we can switch up to we're doubling down on that makes no sense yeah wait who do we want to rage right here who's most you guys choose I don't know I don't want to double down on Arthur yeah it's too much hammering away at him I don't want to make it a bit though every podcast I go on I do Rage bait Arthur what can we do to Chris do it about TV then if you want because TV and both the Arthurs would see it I don't think Chris would even see the clip nah because people start tagging you and she no but he'd be reading who do you want to go for stop throwing names out Chip I don't he hasn't been listening

1:38:17Cal:what we're trying to do here nah I know what's going on I just not got anything to say I'm going to wrap it up. Just want to wrap it up.

1:38:25Chip:All right. Pull the fucking plug on this. You can be one of the girls. No, no, no. Because it starts getting dark.

1:38:36Cal:It could actually get a bit nasty there. Somebody's going home and getting a bottle. Yeah, absolutely. That's it. Yeah, let's do Sabina. Dog, that's for fucking months.

1:38:46Chip:All right, guys. We're going to wrap it up there. Yeah, we're sucking in. No, let's do TV. Let's do TV. What are we saying about it? What are we saying about it? You can say something about the AI stuff or something about the plant trees and shit. Oh, plant trees is a good one. Should we say he actually didn't do it? Like it was a fake screenshot. Yeah, we can do it. Yeah, all right. But you're going to have to say, because this is your thing. Yeah. I'll tear up with like, oh no, to be fair, he did. I'll be like, that was like that one time Arthur, I'll be like, oh, that was like that one time Arthur got off the plane and Don't look at me bro and then you go oh yeah you did that I wonder by saying oh if you've flown privately but Arthur did that oh but he did plant those trees to be fair and then when you come out with the yeah I'll do the dirty work

1:39:31Cal:alright good lad I'm along for the ride I'm along for the ride so what am I saying again? no we could just sorry I was oh I'll just just follow my lead right you can hop in with the oh like um well yeah I'm going I'm thinking about upgrading the flight to Tokyo because last time I went the brand paid for it and it was like why don't you just go one and do a little private jet have you done have I done a private jet yeah I've been on a private jet you've been on I've been on a private jet I've been on a private jet with Arthur I feel like I'm the only one that hasn't yeah Arthur's even been I mean he planted trees he did plant trees he did plant trees afterwards but I mean we were in the airport with him when he did it did he actually do it he didn't even plant them he just put a screenshot oh no what I don't even know if I can say that.

1:40:20Chip:Wait, can you keep that in? Cause thank you. I mean, yeah, it's not even that bad. Well, I mean it is bad. I'm sure he's planted the thing is I'm sure he's planted before, but like that one, like his wife, I was bugging out and he's put an old screenshot. So his whole game is just a bit of a scam. I've seen you the fraud. You hit it first. All right. All right. Good. So right. Missy just clip on it. I'll send them the clip. They've just got that. It's so mean. It's so mean. No, it is good. But the good news is everybody that actually listens to the entire pod will know the entire context. So yeah, clippers to like, make sure that the beginning of the end.

1:41:00I had to hope this doesn't become a thing now because I'll be worried. Clips popping up everywhere from targeting everyone.

1:41:09Chip:No one knows what's real. Yeah. Anyways, guys, look, we're going to wrap it up there. George has been an absolute pleasure having you on and we will catch you guys all later. Have a good one. Don't forget to rate us five stars on Spotify. Subscribe if you haven't already. And we'll see you next time. Bye.