268. Max Khadar On Will Smith Video, Addressing Marlon & Indiyah Video & How He Gets Girls…

14:04Chip:Yo you're actually kind of Running social media right now bro I'm just You know it is I can never stop now because I remember when I came out logged in and I had that break and then it just fucked me over but now I'm just keep posting every week 2026 I got to post 52 vids is that what you said one a week yeah cause 52 weeks that's good maths bro yeah but I had to set you up about 4 times last week I need to make sure yeah if you could do a dream collab with anybody who would you want to do it with for me it was KSI but obviously now I got KSI did you speak to him about them because he gave you money didn't he Yeah, but I told him on the vid.

14:40I told him he gave me a thousand pounds. Did he know about that? He got angry at the fact that I told everyone, but I told him, bro, like, I have to tell people. He's like, bro, why do you keep telling everyone I give you a thousand pounds? I said, bro, yeah, I have to. Why do you give you a thousand pounds? Because I made him laugh. Oh. And actually, yeah, this is coming out. It's under the whole point of the try not to laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I made him laugh and he gave me a thousand pounds. So everyone shout out. Let's give a round of applause.

15:04Because I remember, I remember when we came out locked in and I kept asking Chip, does JJ know who I am? I was such a big fan Remember Yeah you were Like yo I need to get hooked up with KSI But that was my brother And that was Bro's case From day one So it's calm Life happens

15:16Chip:Was it Were you You know when you meet Like your idol Yeah And then sometimes people are like Nah this is This isn't what I thought it was gonna be Like was it Were you happy to meet him Yeah Was it a good experience He's such a nice guy He actually is Yeah He's so humble And so nice Like he took his time out To film with me Bro he didn't even need to do that bro So you had a good experience Meeting the guy you wanted to meet He's the girl And then Deji, obviously that's my boy I went to his crypt the other day And then we filmed the video for him and myself We done a YouTuber cook-off But the cook-off was in his room And he made cereal It says YouTuber cook-off But the cook-off is we made cereal

15:53Cal:So what, you poured cereal, poured milk And then that was it, you cooked the cook-off Oh my god, you're literally just at your desk That's a good bit though I never knew you could say the N-word on YouTube So let me show you this clip of me If you can, then you You can't Yeah I think if I dropped it mid vlog It wouldn't go off No but I'll give you the Wait you give him the pass Okay look If you give You can't just cut If I got it or not If you get the pass Oh look at this No

16:21Chip:Like in the comments You were right I hate this nigga Oh wait Can I say that Sorry No no no If I say Nigga I can still get a pill on YouTube Well yeah Probably But you know what Just to be safe Just believe it Babe, babe, babe

16:44Cal:Just didn't Didn't believe it Dropped it three times What was the revenue like On that vid Did you get any money? Oh yep I got paid Yeah I love December by the way December if you keep coming back to me I would love that Is it better in December?

16:57Chip:Yeah November and December is big I didn't mean I just came back from Novakov last week Sweat squad No I believe you No no no Seriously What did you take Oh no you don't do dates I didn't pay Who paid? Darkest Wait what's up on?

17:11Cal:Paid for what?

17:12Chip:I thought you were flexing it Yeah yeah Novakov dinner I don't know

17:17Cal:I've never been there Huh? I've never been there Wow these lies are killing my eyes But it's cool We can forget that What was your question? I didn't have one bro Oh I forgot the question for me Bro Me and this guy were living together For two weeks Yeah I know I watched that season Think about it Yeah Think about it then No think about it Okay It was actually Maddest two weeks Of my life I'll be honest Like the way He used to just wake up He used to go to I don't know if I ever Told you We'd all be asleep But it's like He'd just go up to Some of them Be like bunk beds And he'd just go up To a girl sleeping On the top And he'd be like Wake up Wake up She'd be like What?

17:50Cal:He'd be like You need to put on Makeup now And I'd be like No And the whole Room just gets up Like Did you just say that? And he's like Am I lying though? They're gonna be on camera bro Yeah yeah They're gonna be on camera They're gonna make sure They look good Oh my god I miss GK You missed GK Barry It's clip farmers man She posted me On a snap yesterday She was just recording me Like shooting at the penalty And she just typed me Saying oh my god Max I miss her bro That's the only person I like them Looked in a puff Her chip Elias And GK Barry What about Billy the Goal? Oh fuck that guy Oh my god Do you remember when you had a scrap?

18:26Shout out to Billy bro That's my type

18:27Cal:Do you remember when you had a scrap? You had a fight in that didn't you? With Nice King No you had a scrap with Destiny with a destiny and she floored you you know I made a video on TikTok why so I don't go I've always I hate that picture

18:45Chip:what you got actual beef oh Max Kiddhar got beat up by a girl no no type Max Kiddhar go on my actual page yeah okay so scroll down okay see that video right there next to Danny Aaron's where I'm like on the right on the right This one?

19:02Cal:No. Yeah, okay, listen to the audio. Can we just play it out loud? Yeah. You all right? Bye, Mexico. I can't lie. Give a round of applause to this meeting. Absolutely dead shot. She does interviews. It depends. She said, let me talk about Max and Cloud. I like that. She said, I like that. I like that, though. Stick to that. What should the public do you? What country do you feel come from? Are you all right? That shit. Why did you argue? Because she made a video saying you were right about Mexico Dubby and Jarin. By the way, she deleted that video. I felt bad because I ratioed her. And you kept your one up.

19:41Hey, Dubby ratio again in the chat. And you still got your one up. Oh, yeah, because it's got too many views. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Do you make money on TikTok, by the way? No. No, personally. I don't think anyone does it over a minute long TikToks anymore. I know a lot of people do like battles and shit. Oh, yeah, but that's fucked. People will be on there for hours trying to make Trying to get Yeah weekly rankings Yeah You know too much Is that like Is that tip top five What are you battling Nah I'm battling bro Is that tip top five I just scout these out As like my backup plan Like if I ever get How does it work How do you make money off that Oh you'll get like Another person begging We'll just gift you 400 pound In your stream Yeah and you'll be like Come on guys Give me a gift And there's like a score At the top And you've got to like Beat the other person So it's a beg off It's a beg off That's exactly what it is Have you not Well that's a good

20:24Chip:Backup plan bro But like every time It's a fit girl Like they always win because some guy will be like, nah, she's losing, she's losing. He'll drop like a 50 quid fucking lion of the jungle or some shit. Nah. Look, look all these people just grounded trying to get weekly rankings. Fuck that guy, fuck that guy.

20:40Cal:Yeah, you see the ones where you'll go on and they're playing the game and the ball has to fall through the hole and it's so close to falling and the guy's going to be like, we're nearly there and it's playing some dramatic FIFA tune. And it's all to get gifts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gifting money. Wow. I sometimes gift. I don't know. I don't know. Why have you landed on this? I can't remember his name. I'm trying to figure out. You wanna watch it for yourself, I clocked it. He didn't realize the scream was on. Oh, that's me.

21:04Chip:Yeah, Chip's about getting this. I'm about to get my TikTok bag actually. You got any tips? Cause you're doing numbers on TikTok. Yeah, nobody knows what to post. Ooh, just keep dancing. Oh boy. We don't dance, huh? How about this, make a video saying, Barra go. And then - Nah, I'm not doing that shit.

21:17Cal:And then do that push to that famous one. Nah. You gotta play into the meme, I think he's saying. No, it's done. It's done. So done. So done. That's like him telling you to just make a TikTok and say love for that. Shout out to my boy Jesse Lingard Alright Yeah You're going linking him in China aren't you? He made a story about me yesterday on Snapchat Did he? Yeah I'll show you right now Because everyone kept messaging me on Instagram saying Check Jesse Lingard's Snap story Do you want to bell him up right now? With a pod? He's in Dubai right now He's in Korea He's in China South China South He knows it by the way He is in Dubai Where does he actually play?

21:50Cal:Sorry Who on it? Love for that Love for that Love for that I hate that one. But anyway, no, that's my boy though. For real. Like we're actually going to link up sometime whenever we're in the same country. Yeah. You've been saying that for a while though. I'm not going to China South bro. What is China South? Korea.

22:12Chip:Where did he actually play? Is it Korea? Yeah. But I don't think he's there anymore. No, not anymore. He got his contract. His contract's over.

22:19Cal:Where's he now? He's in Dubai right now. I think he's free agent now. He's probably got a lot of coin though. I'll try to sort him out all of a sudden. What are you going to start Get your Lingard out Get him in Ballers League Get him back on Premier League I think he's probably Passed that Get back on there man

22:33Chip:What are your thoughts On the Damien India Stuff going on Oh my god I met that Damien brother before He seems nice He seems nice But Oh man In life You got to take it out Hey How about this Wallahi Shout out to Indiana India whatever names Yeah Wallahi I like cheating You like cheating Hey I wish That was me That shit lipsed

23:01Chip:I see the similarities between you and Marlon Oh she looks nice Bro why do you think me and Marlon are friends? Me and Marlon are friends because we somewhat like You got some of the facial structure Yeah

23:17That's my boy man I love him

23:18Cal:I actually rate your building your fit like football socks What did you think to the video when you saw it come out? Insane Bro, I was like, no way. And then I messaged him about it. Dami, you messaged Dami about it? No, no, no, no, no. I don't speak to Dami. Oh, you messaged India about it? No, Marlon. Oh, Marlon. Because it was on Shadebar and everything. That would be Marlon.

23:38Chip:How funny is it in the back of this? There's someone that looks just like AB. I know. I keep getting DMs about him. They're like, oh, it's AB. Bro, if you know AB, you know that's not AB. I'm so happy to see Marlon where he is. Because when we done a stream together, he literally had like 400 people on a stream. We know it ain't. Oh, really? From back in the day. When we done a stream, it was the first time when he came to London, we'd done a stream. It was with me and he only had like 400 people. So now he's killing. You've made a tits up with him, I remember. Yeah, because we linked up. When did we link up?

24:06We linked up in 2024. Then he blew up in 2025. Okay. Yeah, you put him on.

24:18I can't wait. I'm going to see him in two weeks. So Qatar, innit? You guys going to be there? Nah. What's that? Yeah. I love business class, by the way. I think that's the one thing that you actually can't go back. Yeah. I flew it. Because I just came out from Qatar last month, didn't it? Because we're filming videos out there for big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, that was business and the five-star hotel. Oh, my God. It's insane. You're living it up. You don't pay for any of it? Zero. Sick. That's even better. I'm literally going again in literally two weeks. Haven't paid for. This is my third time going now.

24:49Chip:You're like those girls that get jetted out to Dubai. Fuck you. Yeah, shit on their chest. Yeah. Do you have to perform? Perform how? No, like... Nothing in life is free, bro. No, no, no. I was filming videos out there. Okay. Yeah. Is this for football, the next one? What do you mean? No. Much for hope shit. No, no, no. We were filming for... Last month when I went, we were filming for like beta. So like Chang 'e, AJ, The Boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then now, obviously, I'm just going because obviously like... What you're linking up was... Everyone's going to be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you playing?

25:22Chip:Huh? Bro. I don't think he's playing So you are literally Just getting flown out Yeah why not You're actually just going For no reason Yeah yeah yeah But I'm friends With all the Qatari guys Yeah Oh yeah yeah W connected W Qatar in the chat W everyone comment now Comment right now If you don't Alright I'm sure that's gonna happen bro

25:48Did you find your old friends With videos on it or not

25:56Chip:You said you made a Twitter What two weeks ago Bro how about this Go back to the first tweet Is this real like what you sent to a girl

26:04Cal:I've seen this before

26:08Chip:I'm clapped Do you think I'm clapped Do I think I'm clapped Wow When was this My life this was 2016 Oh 2016 Alright Basically Shout out to this girl And obviously I had a crush on her Back in the day Fuck it I'll say her name Bro I don't give a shit I'll just say her name Shout out to Asia Back in the day I had a crush on this girl Called Asia Yeah And then I used the sympathy thing So I just had a picture of me And I said I'm clapped Hoping she denied But she didn't And she said okay So I said I said I said do you think I'm clapped And I said do I think I'm clapped And she said wow I said what do you mean wow Wow hey and I look at the replies you know all my Instagram DMs now are like all my tweets are just I'm clapped, I'm clapped and it's that same picture you look like a Bitmoji in that before there's even Bitmoji that's the original one and then it gets worse so if you go up oh man I never knew you could get paid off Twitter by the way yeah yeah yeah click on this one I swear to God this is real on my life I just want to have a conversation so I said that's kind I honestly respect that spread love to each other Fuck off I'm being a guy Fuck off Okay sorry Fuck off I guess Fuck off Why be me What did I do Fuck off Oh my god

27:26Cal:They just You should run it back And try messages today And see I still have it on Snapchat Message it right now Message it right now Say did you go to Sophie's part Yeah Nah I just had my day What the fuck is that Nah these modelling pics Were nuts The trim on that last thing Is crazy as well Oh right You know I wasted my dad's time I told my dad, yo dad, I'm going to be a model. We're going to make it out. He went all the way to East London. By the way, I live in South. He took me all the way there. He got there. I wasted all his time. No, it happened after this.

27:58Chip:So wait, so you went to your dad and you said, I said, dad, I got a modeling appointment and I'm not allowed to leave my house because I'm 13, 14. Yeah. Oh my God, I hate this clip. So dad said, yo, dad, please. He took his time out to take me. The modeling. And so you went there and you paid for this? No, it was for free. It was a trial. Obviously, I didn't get in. Oh, okay. So it was like a, okay, I get it. Yeah, like a chariating. Yeah. And so you rocked up. You whack these poses. You know, it's crazy. If you go up one more time, yeah. This video, I had about 114 subs, but I had no one asking me questions.

28:34So I just...

28:35Chip:So you did a Q &A and nobody asked you Q &A. So look, I said, I did a Q &A on YouTube and no one asked me questions. So I made it up on the spot. What sort of questions were you making up? You hear it. Start from the beginning. so quiet okay I'll tell you what I said but just I'll tell you what I said so you're pretending to read here I'm thinking of a question to ask have you ever fainted have you ever fainted

29:04Cal:that's what you came up with that's what I came up with breathe that from now no that's cold he's from wealth would you rather kill yourself or commit suicide Oh my god, I didn't even call that what it said. I didn't see that. You've actually always been like this. It's not even a nice. You know who that YouTuber is? It was a guy called back at the time, FIFA Monster. Yeah. That was him. Oh my god. Why did you not put him in the thumbnail? Why didn't I hide his face? It's like your biggest link up, yeah. Just whack an emoji over him. What was that? Was that like It was in King's Cross Oh my god I had a crush on this girl Malut Revejo Pronunciation as well Is she still like What is she a singer or something?

29:53I don't know what the fuck she does She's a model with art Wait So She's been spamming this on your shit I've been spamming comments So she likes my comments Because I got a throw out of it

30:02Chip:Oh so she's liking The comments you've done on her part Yeah You're gonna pre-order it now B Like you're a mate I just realised she's liking your comments Your smile makes me happy. You've come so far. I know it's going to be a banger. I wish you the best. Man, I love you.

30:19Cal:You were such a fucking ship. When was it? 2017. So 2017, I was like, 13, 14. No, she never. She fucking, she probably thought, oh my God, I had a chicken here, but I killed him.

30:30Chip:Oh my God. Why I have not seen this? What's this? Hey, listen to what I said in the video. I said, I'm like, my brother starts shouting at me. Listen. This one would like to be an idiot. This one would be a bird. And then look what I said. You could be a bird now. I'm going to eat you, bitch. What the fuck? No, this is somewhat early, like, serial killer. Yeah, this is the content they put in Netflix. Where they're like, the signs were there. No, you're actually a mad way to... No, musically, I was shooting my shot, though. All right, come on then. England. Oh my God, I live in Florida. I love America.

31:07I want to go there. That's nice. I'm just going to school. I would date you. Cool. You date me? Yeah, why not? I would eat

31:12Cal:You actually You had a girlfriend from America Oh, something like that

31:16Chip:Oh yeah, this is when I used to make music Bro, your life is just Fuck it You've documented everything Sounds for Thursday

31:25Cal:Sounds for Thursday evening Sounds like actually quite artsy and shit That picture Because that's Someone else I just reposted that picture The one on the top Someone just tweeted it Nah, you look like fucking Like a Somali Einstein or something

31:41Chip:Somebody ice dying You got a 10 terabytes Electrocuted trim Oh my god

31:49Cal:Nah very performative With the wired air pods You were on it early Yeah see I was I was posh back in the day

31:53Chip:Yeah Well you do come from wealth though Let's not mess around Like you You live Southwest Yeah Was your family in oil or something Bro no But my dad works in the He used to work in the government So he used to go to the parliament And I was like Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Is he proud Oh this is good That's such a shout Why do you look like me That fucking prick I hate the fuck that he looks like me Fuck that guy Yeah fuck him Nah shout out to you though Yeah yeah yeah He's coming on the pod I know I swear Yeah Man you still wear your hats like that Like Where do you get these hats as well Cause I wow New era No but they're massive

32:32Cal:Yeah why is that like so big I've just never seen hats like big They're like comedically large Comedically large Looks like one of them pop cons you put me in the microwave. I customised it. How do you do that? Bro, I don't want to tell you. Just custom, I just thought you had some Wham hats. Customise them. Oh, you customised them? Oh yeah, this is when I started rapping. Look at you, DJ. I started rapping. You gotta hear my rap though. Oh, this is before you had the short back and pork in a toaster trim. I'm rapping and then halfway I start singing. And we never talked me to laugh about it. It gets worse, it gets worse.

33:01Chip:In the passenger seat. Showing off the rental. Yeah, yeah, it gets worse. Now?

33:11Cal:You still do that in real life by the way You just randomly do that Oh no If you go up Basically I did a prank saying I'm going to kill myself Look what I said

33:31I'm going to get a knife And I'm going to get a knife and scared the shit out of him. No, I used to do shit like that. You used to do shit like that. Yeah, I got my mum's phone when I was ill off school. I messaged my brother being like, Alfie's been hit by a car. Oh my God. And then like, I kind of forgot I did the prank, like put the phone back. And obviously my brother's just at school all day like, nah, he's been hit by a car. He got home. I was like, I know, it's just a little bit. But I said, I'm going to go to my brother, tell him I have depression. I'm going to get in life and just scare the living out of him.

34:04Yeah. He does that. Did it work? Yeah. Yeah. How old's your brother? Is he younger? He's older than me. I've got three brothers, two sisters. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

34:13Chip:Do any of them make any content? Are they like you? I'm the second youngest. But are they like you? No. Do you know what's so funny? The beta boys, they met my brother. He's 26. And the first thing they said to him is, why are you and your brother so different? Because my brother's actually whamming it. Yeah. Just a gym freak. They're like, why are you like this? You're quite normal guy. I probably do everyone in my family is normal apart from me Okay, fairs fuck Yeah, see, that's what I was trying to get to the bottom Oh And he tapped on Who is it? Is this a So how long we're going to be on Twitter for?

34:44Yeah, yeah I hate that shit

34:46Chip:We're just doing a group doom scroll now Wait, you never told me who was your dream collab It was KSI Yeah, no, but now that you've done that Like, what's next? Drewski You and Drewski would go crazy

35:03Cal:Alright, bro you've met Donald Trump tell him that oh no that's my how about this my dream collab would be it's gonna be irrelevant to what I just mentioned isn't it bro Donald Trump bro you see me and him we took the vaccine you took the vaccine with Donald Trump oh yeah I've heard about this yeah yeah yeah yeah me and him were the first people in the world to take it so you reckon I'm a similar wavelength I try to get verified on all social media platforms I don't even get verified I wasted my time but he said to me you might die so I said oh fuck it I'm a risk taker yeah I rate that So what you want to take of

35:34Chip:Is it

35:34Cal:Am I being I don't know No he was the first person In the world to get the COVID backed Yeah so I took a Run a breath

35:42Chip:Really So wait What's the Donald Trump bit then Yeah So if you watch that clip Right there the first one

35:50Cal:Nah sat in the bed In a night tech

35:52Chip:Crazy work To receive this treatment At St George Is being given Ronapree A mix of two Man-made antibodies To stop him getting Very ill

36:01Cal:I think that was the one that was fucked, weren't it? I was coming at one lab rap this day. One lab. Lab rap. Bro, you've got some of the weirdest law. Because you know what they did? They said to me, well, because I was 17 at a time, I'm not allowed to sign forms. They got my dad to sign the form. And it was a waiver saying he could potentially pass away. There's a risk. But if you're willing to risk it, then sign it. Did you get paid? No, no, no, no. But I was trying to get verified on Instagram. Yeah, but surely you didn't actually think there was any connection between you getting this and getting verified?

36:30I thought so, because articles in it.

36:32Chip:That is actually how you did back in the day. You had to have a certain amount of articles about you. I thought like nitties. I thought nitties would like do. I thought nitties would like try out new medicines and get like a little 500 quid here and there. You'd stay up for the love of the game. Bro, in life you gotta just take it how you want to take it. Nah, being said. I'm getting that tattooed. Yeah. Take it how you want to take it. That's cool. That's deep. All right. Shout out to you guys, man. Generally, I'm a big fan. Thank you. Shout out to you. Nah. I used to watch your Fortnite videos back in the day.

37:01at 6am That's fucking good Well I This king came out You coming out I'll eat

37:11Chip:6am is the first thing you did when you woke up or you stayed up At 6am I'd have like breakfast and stuff Yeah Obviously I'm ready for school

37:18Cal:What time do you wake up now? Like 7 You definitely wake up late Suck it up No Don't say that Why not? Because I woke up I woke up 85 That's alright But I shower Shower takes 25 minutes Why? You need a good 15 minutes I do do a long time But 25 minutes 25 is too long Okay I'm Somali What does that mean? I don't know First It's like just the way You're getting out Yeah But I like shower Shower bubble bath Shower showers Bubble bath Shout out everyone Oh Did you say Shout out bubble baths? Oh everyone Shout out Alright yeah Shout out everyone Bro, I'm nearly wearing the same kind of clothes today I did think that, yeah Similar bills, similar bills I thought you could wear a green New York It's in my bag It's not a green, it's blue Is it blue?

38:07Yeah, bro Whoa, what? Am I bugging or is that green?

38:11Cal:It's grey It's grey, I see grey It's grey, though Yeah It's green Oh, it's green Yeah, right It's kind of just stains on the side of it, bro Oh, it's stains? Yeah Oh, who cares? Yeah, Fez Shout out to Wismuth Yeah It's all funny, too Would you date on wafting? Probably not Would you date on what? On wafting Bro bet I don't think so Bet on wafting People try to shout me You know Yeah they're active In the DMs That Lily Phillips John Yeah I should wear Ooh that man there What are you saying here John John John's It's just girls Yeah How do I spell it? J-A-W-N-S Okay Oh

38:54Chip:So would you do a video with A I don't know Figured it out For the last two years

38:58Cal:That one

38:58Chip:Oh my god Danny Babes She's bad Like you know What you like Danny Babes She's terrifying Bro We've talked about this I swear to god bro No it was on her page It was on her page Yeah She's AI bro What does Wait what does that mean Bro like She's just bad Like just She's just overly freaky bro Yeah No that's why she scares me

39:21Cal:It's a bit funny to be fair Congratulations You got a million views In five days as well You're welcome Danny peeps you know she does that

39:28Chip:I think like quite normally he called me with God when she wrapped her legs around me bro I know you were bricked huh do you have a crush on any influencers right now uh nah but obviously I'm here for a little time not a long time yeah but what does that mean oh yeah so because how about this bro she's too active you know she was telling me stories about how she's not yeah nah I'm aware yeah how you know no not like not like that but like she's always trying to I can't like if you said to her yo buck me in a hotel well lie I think she'll just go straight away She's on that I think she's made podcast clips Saying she'd do that Well I sure would Yeah That's all you though bro You get better I can't lie Your eyes have got Every giant you get a chance Well I see you on Instagram

40:11I'm not even that like active like that I might get Alfie Butler Full government I can't lie Your surname though Yeah Oh bro Your what? Surname His surname pisses me off That's why when you post your YouTube video You just say AB Yeah yeah yeah No one would say your last name. Yeah, I'm not putting Alfie Buttle. Who the fuck's watching that? I don't know. People call me Butthole in primary. You're lying. Oi. You got the same signing with like, Cinge. Bad whistle. Nah, his is way worse. Same shit there for 20. I don't know. Yeah. Burt whistle. Now, Burt whistle gotta be worse than Buttle.

40:41Chip:I think they're up there. They're playing in the same league. Yeah. Ronaldo Messi. Yeah.

40:45Cal:Ronaldo Messi. Just enjoy them. Larkin's not even bad. Nah, it's not amazing, but it's not like dog shit like us. Larkin about. Yeah. You know what I mean? Canar's quite good What's yours again? Yeah, yours is good Airy Airy is good Airy's a vast Pre-his male name as well Layton

41:04Chip:I like that That should have been your first name That's what I said to my mum I was like, no, it's not that good I don't really fuck with that first name

41:10Cal:Have you got a middle name? Ible Cameron

41:14Chip:I don't mind Alfie as a first name I quite like the name Alfie Middle name Noah's cold Noah should be the first Yeah, main guy in the notebook Noah's Noah What's your middle name? My middle name is just Kadar. Sorry, just Max Kadar. Kadar, Kadar. No, just Max Kadar. First, your surname bro. So you don't have a middle name then? Nah. If you were gonna have a middle name, what would you like it to be? Ooh. It's the good stuff. You hope to be in Simon Cherry much.

41:44Do you reckon you'll be playing in it? I'm filming with the boys tomorrow, so I really hope they'll get me on. Wait, what day is it today? Oh shit, wait, are you filming tomorrow?

41:53Chip:We'll be together then. We'll see you there. Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah. The laugh. Yeah. How about, I'm actually on the panel. On the panel? Wait, what are you guys talking about? This is coming out anyways in a few weeks. We're filming Try Not To Laugh tomorrow, but it's not a panel thing. It's not a Try Not To Laugh. What is it? It's like, have you seen the one with Jack Joseph? When he's like, Vic starring tomorrow? Yeah. So what is it? Yeah, it is that one though. So what is it? It's just all of us. Yeah, I think it's the same thing.

42:22Cal:fucking around.

42:23Chip:I'm going to be back. You guys have fun. Seriously, it's me, you, you. I don't know who else. I didn't know you were on it, so. Hey, see you tomorrow. Hey, I need to get that outside my calibration.

42:31Cal:Yeah. You know what? You can pick me up from my gaff. Oh, yeah. Do you drive? Yeah, he does. What do you drive? I've been driving it for you. I drive a Mitsubishi. Type in ASX Mitsubishi. You know when we last met him, he gave me a lift home in his car. Yeah, I drove a room over there. But you drive an AXX? Treating you like one of his hands. No, it was quite fun. It's quite funny watching him drive because he like leans back in the car. You know what? I've never heard anyone say they drive in the shoe. Go on the blue one. This one? That exact one being white. That's cold. I've never seen it. Why didn't you just say click the white one then?

43:05It's a different type of shape. I feel like I've never seen that car in my life. That's a rare find. 2016 plate, bro. In life you've got to be humble. I'm buying a car next month, bro. What car are you doing? I'm going to grab like an X4 sign.

43:19Cal:Yeah. Oh, you've been saying this for like three, four years. Yeah, but three, four years, I didn't have my license. I only got my license a year ago. Okay. Why have you been telling me you were going to get a car years ago? Bro, but I went, hey. Work for the fucking DVLA. How do you think I could play in the Simon Cherry match? What do I do? Well, I'm in the same boat. I'm in the same boat. I said to JJ in the video, I said how many likes. He was like, one million. He was like, and then Toby asked me, he was like, what are you saying, Max Cherry match, yeah? But have a shout at me for it. So did you get the million likes?

43:50No, my video got 60k likes Keep pushing it, man I think you just got to act nonchalant Like, nah, I'm not even bothered about playing And then they'll ask you Yo, Poole's League, man I don't know, you know Poole's League, where's my money? Everyone gets a million views When it's time, Max, girl It's got a million It's got a million

44:04Chip:You clattered Jermaine Pennant there, bro I love how you're wearing Your little pearl necklace When did this come out? Bitmoji running about When did this come out? How many hours? Literally yesterday 16 hours ago Look how many people watched it Bro, you're welcome, Poole's Think you've got a TikTok campaign for it I've never seen anyone move like that On a pit No no no no I was getting vexed I was like how the fuck do I get a ball It's Jermaine Pennant as well No you actually do look like a Pro Clubs character though Like when you randomise a selection Okay so you're in the same boat as me What are you going to do to go in a Sam and Jerry match?

44:34I'm just going to ask him tomorrow You guys got to gas me up We will And gas me up on my behalf I've got a video with Nah I'm on Wednesday's one I don't know why you're talking about Wednesday's I got a trampoline park. Oh,

44:49Cal:no, that's not for me. That's not her. Yeah. There was 100 ,000 people watching. So I had to keep the push. All right. I celebrated a miss.

45:04Chip:You know what though? Your clip farm in here. Surely the sidemen want some clip farms. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. That's what you got to do.

45:11Cal:That.

45:12Chip:I know your back was hurting after that. I can't lie. There was everyone just screaming my name So I just had to keep it professional You just got too hyped Bro But my ass was killing me How about this I was looking to you guys right now My ass is hurting Bro don't say like that Just say you're back My back hurting

45:28Cal:But my back My back You just gotta keep campaigning for it I think you'd be good in it Because you'd just get clipped up loads Because it's so funny Like your body's like interesting Bro you're like him Me?

45:40Chip:You're talking about my body being interesting Oh yeah yeah yeah What's interesting about my body? bro

45:49Chip:it's true though isn't it so wait is it true here that we have written down you have a google doc of every new slang word you've ever invented I don't know who got that information no well no I don't know who got that information I saw it on a tiktok clip what tiktok yeah yeah should we do tiktok right now I'm gonna find it nah we so you don't you don't keep a a log no

46:17Cal:I was catching this on camera with the most random shit. You're actually a funny guy, you know. I genuinely believe, no, no, it's you, man. I genuinely believe that. That's so fucking funny.

46:28Chip:And the thing is, you know what? This TikTok clip will exist. You would have lied. You're just a liar. You see the one with the gray, where I was wearing gray? That was a hard vid. Bro, it's too weird. What was this? What was that? First time I'm shooting the other day.

46:42Cal:Alright so first time you get paid per month I'm with first time with JD I'm just trying to see Okay how much do they pay you?

46:50Chip:Pocket watching that crazy You say it bro I'm trying to see Shout out to JD for real Are they paying your bills? They pay for the Mitsubishi? What? That's his mum's car bro They're paying for the X4 The Mitsubishi's my mum's car we just be sharing their shit So you have to be like oh I'm gonna borrow the car for my hinge Like she'll just be at home. I'll be like, yo, I got a shoe or something. I just can't be bothered to Uber or something. Fuck it, I'll just drive. I listen to music by myself and just drive alone. I'm a safe driver, by the way. Funny enough, the other day I was with Kenny, we went paddle.

47:24He's like, bro, I don't feel safe being in your car. Everyone thinks like - I feel like you'd be a safe driver. Everyone thinks, apparently because I'm crazy, they don't think I can drive. Everyone's like, how you got a license? No, it does seem mad that you pass a theory. I think that's more the practical. I reckon you could do with the theory Bro, it was three Hachabi girls Pakistanis Shattu Pakistanis in the back Bro, they looked after me What? What did you say? Oh, what? Did they just bump up the numbers? No, they didn't But they just recognised man, they showed up to you guys Alright

47:52Chip:You did not pass your theory What was that? Oh, fuck I'm just singing in Urdu That's my favourite That was fucking random I can't say it It's happened on this pod I think Tika masala I don't think I can get involved

48:19Cal:I'm going to leave this one to you Give him the pass bro He's already given it No you know why I can't get cancelled Because I've been to Bradford before Yeah we went now They've got RS3s They've got Pakistanis Pakistanis It's good stuff isn't it And they've also got Pakistanis And they've got Pakistanis And they've got Pakistanis And more Pakistanis So shout out to Pakistan I love Pakistani food you know I don't think I've had Shout out to Lahore Karahi I just eat korma Shout out to what? Lahore Karahi Okay Yeah yeah I'd say Taste of Lahore Is in Haru So I know I'm not racist Because I eat that food Well I I don't think anyone Thought you were racist No but I could Yeah you're right But he's Pakistani as well So I love him I only I've only had a korma That's the only curry I've had What?

48:59Have you had a Chinese food? No I don't like Chinese I'm the most fussy guy I don't even like pizza What? I don't like Chinese food Okay Oh, you have to take food quick. Well, no, no. AI. Cut off the food and walleye. Push this on TikTok. What? Let's try and get a cancel challenge. All right. How about this? Should we go bar for bar? My goal in 2026 is to go on Shadeboro.

49:21Cal:Shadeboro what?

49:22Chip:To get on Shadeboro. Yeah.

49:23Cal:Have you not been on there before? Never.

49:25Chip:I think I'm technically on it.

49:26Cal:I need to start... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

49:28Chip:Well, the president looks like you anyways. Yeah, yeah. I need to start... I'm going to be you, brother. We were the girl. You've got to do some fuck shit. It's not a good thing to be on it. I need to start recognizing me. How about this? I'm just going to do a matting one day. Should we go on a two-man to duck a mothle and see what happens?

49:48Oh, shit. You all right? What are you doing? I thought you just got pissed, bro.

49:51Cal:What's going on? Are you... By the way, can I turn your question? Heart to heart right now. Forget these guys here. Are you okay? Are you going to survive for long? Well, like... Maybe like... Bro, they be saying I'm going to die, bro. Yeah. I did 10 million followers on Instagram for I'd like. What are you on now? Yeah, that's fair. Nearly 600k. You're at 600k? Yeah. Well, nearly 600. Yeah. I gained 40 in the past month just off like - Your social game. You got that momentum, right? Just off rails alone.

50:19Chip:Yeah, you're unreal. Follow back. Show me an ISM. Nah. Nah, I feel like when I started following you, you had like 100k. It's crazy. I'm following you. Just loading.

50:27Cal:Fuck you. Why? Oi. Do you turn off your likes on Insta? No, how about this? Go down, go down. Do you know how you want to know? Go on my suit picture.

50:35Chip:Wait, that's it? That's all you've got? That's it. Got my suit picture, my suit picture. Yeah. Fuck. It's crazy. No. Oh my.

50:47I'm the captain now. I've been posting reals. So if you go on reals, like the real section. Bro, why is it so overexposed? Like you can't even see your face.

50:54Chip:You're so fucking mad. Oh, you do it. I've just been posting reals. Bro, your shit's banging.

50:57Cal:I do that shit as well. Just steal clips and work it on. Yeah, yeah. So whatever goes viral on TikTok. Yeah. Well, you just download the TikTok and then take it off the grid so it still looks clean. Yeah Nice These are all like Last week and shit

51:10Chip:Fuck Yeah You know what we're gonna do For this podcast We're gonna get a few clips animated People be animating me They give a very Yeah Someone animated Love for that Love for that Yeah

51:20Cal:And did a bang Yeah I got like Hundreds I would be interested To see you animated Yeah see What What Oh they're nice to you a little bit You look alright Nah I don't You look better in the animation Than real life Marcus looks exactly And so does Harry

51:38Chip:What's been your favourite podcast You've been on It has to be

51:46Cal:Which one Which one bro Bro You just got so silent Bro there's bad people Oh my god Kate Elizabeth Fuckin' today What happened to her She has a boyfriend now What did you have a crush on her Nah I would I'd plan if I could I think it was I think it was her That you told to put the makeup on In the morning weren't it Nah yeah I think it was her Bro, remember when she was trying to get on my boy Billy the Ghost's hood? I told you she was, bro Was she? She was touching up his body when he was shirtless You know, remember that I can't remember that Oh, you're so strong What like she said that? Are you jealous of Billy the Ghost?

52:21Is that why you hate him? Nah, nah, nah, I'm not I can never be jealous of no one At the end of the day, everyone's unique

52:26Cal:Nah, that's good Wait, what the fuck came out of nowhere? I like that Bro, come on, man Yeah Bro, I'm hungry Wait, I got half a Subway I got half a Subway Is it wallahi? What's inside of it? Chicken and cheese Chicken and cheese is haram Is it? It's not It's not It's not Alright Alright Alright Everyone in the comments W Alfie in the comments

52:59Let's get a little review live Oh bro That's the most disgusting way I've ever seen somebody eat a sandwich. How about this? Shout out to you. I hate your subway. Is it disgusting?

53:11Cal:Bro, you're just eating bread at that point. You're getting like... I'm going to say UK YouTube, but you have to say one word to describe them all.

53:18Chip:Okay. Is that your idea off the dome? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. All right. Shall we go? Shall we start?

53:28I would have eaten the rest of that. Bro, eat the rest. I just put... Nah, I hate... Oh, yeah. Why is there a draw? There's no sauce, there's no drink. There's no beer. You're pissing me off, Paul.

53:41All right, let's do the YouTuber thing.

53:44Chip:I don't know this anymore. So we're going to say UK YouTuber and you're going to give us one word to describe them or maybe like a short phrase. One word or how many words? We'll stay with one word for now. The one word game. Yeah. All right. We'll start. Minimentor. Bubblegut. Okay football football Football alright next one Tope Jizzle I was gonna say Black Legend Okay Artist Okay Could have gone with

54:21Cal:DJ Wait no There's people listening So Vic Star DJ Yeah nice KSI The best Okay Legend Legend Alright okay Go go Okay fine What about Nikko Strategic Oh Yo Shit That's a good word for you How do I say that word Why do I say strategic Say it again No no no Chunks Family Don't you be in my I've been laughing at these old bro Huh? Fucking family Yeah, because bro I've known him for like Yeah For time, Wimbledon Now I was a big Snapchat fan SpiceGG Chunks is Wembley innit? SpiceGG Yeah What's SpiceGG? That was his old Snapchat I used to think it was Spice Egg I found out about Chunks when he had 6 ,000 subs Sweat the quid

55:21Chip:Okay Alright, what about Darkest Man? Bold Would you say old or bold?

55:27Cal:Bold, yeah that's valid He messaged me last night Weird Lenny He messaged me last night What'd he say? He just put laughing emojis To my football appearance Okay One word? One word to describe? Okay

55:40Chip:Square Yeah first Original Stephen tries Comedical

55:47Cal:Comedical Comedical No I'm fucking with it I'm messing with it That was good Jack Joseph

55:57Cal:Clumsy Okay What's he say Winter Wonderland What is he What is he What's that Tomorrowland Tomorrowland Yeah Winter Wonderland Yeah

56:08Chip:Alright Theo Baker Chopped Nah Theo Baker I love that guy Yeah Lovely guy He's up there Is he up there with Billy Miles out

56:25Good guy though Great guy I've met the guy I've met everyone on this list Yeah yeah yeah Good peoples No actually I've never met Will and E Oh really? Yeah I think that's the only YouTuber in the heart You would have met him a ball league But he drops out Yeah he didn't yeah Imagine I'm changing I see Will and E I'm like oh shit Was he gonna pull up?

56:42Chip:Harry Pinero Old Old So just their podcast name then No but actually It's 34 Ginger Ginger's ginger Ginger Ginger Okay What about Danny Aarons? Tennessee

57:02Have you been on their podcast? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What? Oh, they just haven't hit me up. They haven't hit you up yet. See me, bro. You see what KSI's doing where he's doing everything this year? I'm on everything. I'm active here like that.

57:16Chip:That's good. What about Deji?

57:24I don't have anything to say. What do I say about Deji, man? I love that guy One word to describe Deji

57:31Chip:Distracts Distracts Is that one word? I don't know We'll allow it George Clark Oh I messaged him He had my Instagram DM Hasn't accepted I followed him My Instagram He hasn't followed me back Dan Song Yeah okay Tiptoe Tiptoe Called

57:50Cal:Alpha TV Smart Yeah first Alpha Hill I've seen that guy I don't know exactly I know of him I know his face He's a singer He's a singer YouTuber singer Singer

58:06Chip:You're gonna go Your word singer

58:07Cal:Sing The sister's very long Batch Aye sexy Nah that brother He's like Why is he liking my rose I flipped at four in the morning Last night Let me show you I believe you He's on a doof scroll What is fucking goon scroll And mask it out And stuff Goon scrolling What's goon scrolling? Ask AB I mean Come on bro Put two and two together Self-explanatory shit What What you're You're Doom scrolling the goon So you're dooning To like TikTok content Nah Cause 11 hours ago The cheese have gone rosy Yeah 11 hours ago Doom scrolling my shit Yeah 1am 11 hours ago Was 12 bro Yeah You said 4am bro Bro just Similar

58:56Chip:Cole Anderson Nella Rose Oh did they be for Yeah remember Something about you're black You're white You're sexy You're this You're black Something similar I don't know man Joella Internet Yeah yeah yeah No no I hear it Internet melt Oh yeah Oh That makes sense Grace GK Oh my god Family You've used it as a chunk That's nice Bestie Okay Yeah Sexy as fuck What sharky Last one yeah Oh I thought you were talking about Grace there No she's got a girlfriend Yeah she does yeah Aww What are you trying the nonchalant gimmick That's alright It happens Who's the other girl you were trying to move to Who had a girlfriend Paige E.

59:45Cakey Bro Why she Basically I do dance TikToks Yeah yeah yeah So she commented Basically Basically, bitch cakey is bisexual side, isn't it? She's got a girl side. She says, oh my god, voila, she commented, oh my god, Max can dance. What the F F F F with the... Like the blush in the middle. She's trying to clap me. Who's this bad, right? Bajri Cakey. She's the one who fought tennis hits. Laskin girl fat backs on Snapchat always showing her tits. She's the one who fought tennis hits.

1:00:14Cal:Yeah. That was a good description of that one.

1:00:21right now what what do you want to talk about man let's just talk guys yeah you know what let's pretend the cameras aren't on and just shoot the shit all right talk to me ask me a question

1:00:31Chip:no because it's not an interview you ask us a question you got any questions for us what you guys got planned for 2026 nothing really not guys gonna be posting consistently yeah that's that's the plan what about you yeah i'm on a consistent we're doing a tour fellas we're moving into a

1:00:46Cal:house together as well would you go in Australia yeah

1:00:48Chip:say voila yeah hey trolley maybe no no we're going to Australia

1:00:51Cal:let me come alright you can come for like a few days if you want maybe come out for you know what you could come out there yeah fuck it when are you guys going should we just get him on his fourth host yeah the whole fucking you think Australia would fuck with him yeah Australia my whole DMs because obviously the beta boy's been there innit oh yeah and my whole DMs have been saying yo Max come Australia come Australia I've always wanted a reason to go there I just never found a reason to go there you can come when are you guys going

1:01:16Chip:End of the year, towards the end of the year. Yeah, because we got the World Cup, we're going to... We're going to go to America for the whole World Cup. We're going to go for like Australian summer. Yeah, I'm trying to sort some shit out. I'm trying to come for the World Cup. You guys are going for the World Cup? You can come to the World Cup as well if you want. I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm going to go to Canada, America, Mexico. And the table in Spanish.

1:01:36I was very good with my brother, Chibé. With my brother, Carfraezy, and Ozi, and Afi.

1:01:49Chip:I don't think you're speaking a lick of French. He is. He is. He is. Because my mom speaks French. I'm from Djibouti. If you type Djibouti, they speak French. Is that where you're from? Yeah. I'm half Djibouti, half Somali. Okay. I've never heard of Djibouti. When was the last time you went to Somalia? Somalia. I've never been. You've never been? God, if I go there, I can't go to America. B-O-U. Oh, is that actually what it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:14Cal:Some countries are like a blacklist.

1:02:16Chip:Oh yeah, Donald Trump's been saying I've never heard of this place Yo, it looks nice Ask Djibouti, what language do they speak? Ask Djibouti Language, yeah, that's gonna be French Djibouti sounds French Arabic and French Do you speak Arabic as well? Arabic,

1:02:40French, Somali, English My dad speaks German and Russian Why do you speak Russian? You tell me, I'm trying to figure out He's fluent in Dutch His first language is Dutch English, Somali, Russian He's deaf or a spy bro Russian Yeah he's hard German For sure Yeah And my mum is just French, Somali, English, Arabic

1:03:01Chip:Can you imagine if he's a spy and you're you? Aye, aye, aye

1:03:07Cal:You're out in your shirt though Do you reckon he's a spy?

1:03:12Chip:Bro, he works in a parliament Yeah Yeah, if he works in the government and he speaks Russian. He just tells you, what does he do for the government? Have he ever told you? And you've got a lot of money as well.

1:03:22Cal:Nah, I don't. Nah, I've been to your house. Oh, yeah. Is it a nice gaffe? Very nice. Very nice. Bro, on a gangting. I haven't heard that in a while. I don't want to hear it. Oh. You just said it. Because I was thinking about us back in the day. Love for that on a gangting. 100%, 100%, everything. That's what I didn't go. The new ones activate. Yo, tomorrow Activate is not new We may decide to laugh Do I get paid? No Oh, fuck Sack it So I make you laugh Make you laugh the whole time And I get paid Yep What do you mean the shoot's From 11am Bro, stop Why are we talking about

1:03:57Chip:The details Let's try to talk about food Alright What's your food, girl? This is it What's your favourite food? Burger Oh, fuck Let me be in your burger Be in my burger Let me be in your burger video One time I'm trying to Trying to slow them down Let's go to Sweden and we have a burger there in Sweden I tell you what he'd be good for his Instagram real thing

1:04:17Cal:he would be good what do you mean because you're on social as you bang bro let's just get food together on a video yeah that's fine get food after this Jack potato mash bangers what? bangers and mash yeah what did you say before that? mash what does he? fuck what's your favorite food? lasagna pasta did you just fart bro?

1:04:38Chip:I heard that yeah bro I'm on the I felt the fucking Sofa vibrate Bro

1:04:44Cal:I thought that was AB then But you can't Because he would not do that Bro when are you going to Jump on my channel When you invite me You've never invited me When are you going to Jump on mine Bro when you invite me You never invite me That's what I mean That's what I mean We're both like Playing hard to get Okay invite me I'm going to invite you Alright do you want to Come on my channel Yeah what day Next week Okay before I fly out Where I'm going to Qatar in two weeks Alright Before I fly out Let's do it Cool Okay cool And I'll go on yours Give me a number or no Okay cool

1:05:13Chip:I don't have your number That's networking Well you do have my number We got each other on Instagram That's all we need bro Fair Let's see what type of guy you are

1:05:23Chip:I don't really use my phone like that I'm an Instagram You're always chatting to me on WhatsApp I think you're the most active

1:05:29Cal:WhatsApp I know bro

1:05:31Chip:These guys are lying Just to make you feel that way I can show you He's always on You're about to send me his number I'll send you his number bro You can message me But I don't really use it that much No he uses it You're quite active bro Nah I'm just like It's just Instagram DM He'll be in the cinema Give me a clip Have you seen Avatar 3? To Will Smith I think you recreate the slap Apart from that Maybe say you loved him in a film But he wasn't in the film What film? Avatar

1:06:05Cal:To be fair Say congrats on new Avatar And he'll be like You're in it now You're a blue guy And he's a dancer as well You know So I'm gonna do a dance TikTok With him Yeah That'll be good You think he'll do it Yeah Bro I'm literally spending Fucking An hour with him filming I'm probably gonna film Like a 25 minute vid Take a couple pictures Do a couple TikToks with him And then post a TikTok Is there gonna be loads of people there Do you get nervous When there's loads of people In the room It's just his team American team Yeah but you know Like guys like that They roll with like 10 people I don't really Bro I played in front of 400 ,000 people yesterday Scoring 400 ,000 people at Molo League no as in like live I hear you it's not the same bro also it wasn't 400 ,000 no it was Sky Sports as well oh okay bro did you see the fucking aura I had though when I came out of the pitch yo I had to put some of my close friends I saw it yeah all the chat was going that was Loki aura bro I thought he was Ronaldo what in the chat niggas know who the best player in the UK is why should you deepen your voice for that bro To be fair, I can't believe I played with Ronaldo's best mate What, Nani?

1:07:15Yeah, that is sick He's so good And the way he done a backflip I told him I said to him, if you score, do a backflip I saw it to God And he was like, if you score, do a backflip I told him I could do a backflip Oh, is that why you did that shit? But because I didn't score I didn't backflip Yeah, fair

1:07:28Chip:Nani looked like he could still play Yeah, he was actually balling out Was you guys watching it? Yeah, I watched it I watched it I saw the clips Yeah, live Oh, no, at home, sorry Sorry, at home Yeah Yeah, I watched it Yeah he was He does a backflip at the end as well He does a backflip How old is he? He looks like He's got to be like 40 Look at this Okay fuck it Just skip it

1:07:49Cal:I want to skip the whole backflip Yeah that is good Can you guys do a backflip or not? Nah Nah I feel like I can I can't I learned it last I learned it Properly like Six months Wait you can actually You know he can't bro No because I've seen your frontflip with hands No I can frontflip with hands I can do that I can do that Can you do it here? The thing is I can't land But I can flip my whole body backwards So I learned it Like I'll show you right now I'm really controlling I think I can On a slight downhill I can front flip This is what I was learning Yeah I think I can do that No Oh yeah that's like On a trampoline I can front flip Oh no you can You can front flip No no no This is when I was first Trying out the back flip

1:08:28Chip:Yeah on a bed Yeah it's basically a trampoline Oh you can I can do it on the floor as well So it's good I can't even do it on a bed I did it on the floor On a mat I just can't commit to it I stumbled I can't really land The way iShowSpeed does it It's crazy Oh mate No but he gets like That full spread He gets it onto his set up as well Like that mid fortnight stream Yeah Have you seen the picture Of him at the waterfall Yeah Oh my god Go on Twitter really quick iShowSpeed He hasn't met him before This Yeah the charity match Yeah Yeah He's one Now he's Yeah He almost looks like I don't think he's juiced Have you met him

1:09:02Cal:No he's not Cause he was on my team

1:09:04Chip:My team I managed

1:09:05Cal:Yeah Mate

1:09:06Chip:Hold on. Is it his street? No, click it. No, that was 2021. I've met him five times. He's a nice guy. So it's this video. Wait, just watch the video quickly. Oh yeah, he's proper on the edge of it. Look at this. Right? So henge. I've seen this a few times.

1:09:19Cal:Oh my God. Oh, he's attacked by a rope. Mate, he's fucked. Three, mate. What? Do you think he's actually got something on his legs? No, because look, look. You can't see the feet. Yeah, but wait.

1:09:31Chip:Watch this. Can you? All right. Now go off it And then go to The photo that you posted Where's the photo? Where? Wait So he actually Has nothing attached to him And he's on that Nah Because on the photo Maybe he replied to himself If you

1:09:48Cal:It might be on It's trolling on Insta Look in Type in Insta Nah he's got so much aura Yeah Yeah His Insta will probably There it is No Carl Frizzier You're just trolling us

1:10:02Chip:Nah

1:10:02Cal:I've seen people

1:10:03Chip:It's like a tourist thing Isn't it That you can go do Fuck I can't bust It's You can check us in If you want Anyway He reeled the whole pod Is what you've done there I'm not sure I have actually Yo I think I think you've got a little aggressive For no reason I'd love it We're going to reel that one back in Actually real quick

1:10:21Cal:All good guys Just want to let you know It's been a great pod Still going We're in it Just want to keep the vibes up I've enjoyed being here

1:10:28Chip:No I hear that Have you enjoyed your time Max? Yeah bro Thank you for coming Stings bro Why? Have you had another? Bro, it's your food bro. No it's not, it's just chicken and cheese. It could be his socks. Bro, he just audibly farted mid-paw. How could I even get that? It's not my socks. Smells like P.A.P. changing room. Yeah, you did play with Nani. And Pennant. Well you smacked Jermaine Pennant.

1:10:51Cal:Did you apologise though? Yeah, I messaged him. Yeah. What do you spend your money on? Nothing really money. Cause you live with your parents though, right? So you've got no rent. Nah, I pay for the rent. Okay, okay. How much you pay?

1:11:03Chip:Boy pocket watch like crazy today bro. I'm trying to change the UK. No, because I did that. I did that one when the window kid was on and they all kicked off. So just be careful, bro. I said, oh, do you make much money from touring? Everyone in the chat, they're like, why is he asking about that?

1:11:17Cal:What's wrong with that?

1:11:18Chip:No, I know. Just letting you know, just a little heads up.

1:11:21Cal:I'm just interested in his life and the mechanics of his life.

1:11:23Chip:I'm with you. I'm just giving you the head up. Don't worry bro, we've been through a lot.

1:11:26Cal:We can ask you. I just, I just, obviously I paid for rent. How much? I paid for like The electricity The bills You can see like The line of the sun cream

1:11:37Chip:I was saying that right I thought you were joking No I'm serious And then I just paid for food To be fair That's all I don't really pay my money You're saving You should buy a house I should to be fair You know I went to Deji's house The other day I'm wow You've got a big house I've never seen a house Like that in my life Really? Fucking insane Wow why don't you move in with him does he live by himself no I don't know if I want to say this okay he's busy yeah he's busy

1:12:05Cal:we're getting a content house you can come live with us you're lying yeah can't put one in a chat today we're gonna get it he's getting a content house no we're getting it we're gonna live in it from like when are you getting married to Sabrina it's Sabrina it's Sabrina but like September is Max coming to the wedding bro nah he wasn't on the list but I guess now you should be on the list I should bro I feel like you'll ruin my wedding why nah he'll be like dancing with like I feel like you're doing some bad shit bro No, I'll just be happy Just with a suit, smiling for you You wanna come? If I get invited, I'll come I swear to God But do you wanna go?

1:12:37Yes Okay Team up, we'll get married Yeah, okay Plus, I remember the first time The first time I went out with Chip After we came out locked in It was Sabina We all went to get food Me, you, GK And shit I swear on I forgot a video on it

1:12:52Chip:Have you had a girlfriend at any point since locked in? Oh, a lot of girlfriend things Just come back at me Just come back at me, bro Have you been to a wedding before? Yeah, bedtime, I'm Somali What does that mean? Somali people get married every day What's different about a Somali? What do they do differently? It's bad, black people No, but that's different Well, it's a vibe It's a different tradition Oh yeah, obviously there's a lot of Somali music Obviously there's a lot of banana and rice Do you enjoy the weddings Because sometimes people say Weddings are just a bit boring Yeah, because I'm a dancer So obviously I get that shit lit I get that shit tired Yeah, I was saying He'd be like dancing with Sedina's aunties and shit Yeah, that's a good point Oh my god Whining on him Can't marry so I can just come to the wedding I love wearing suits as well Yeah, it makes you feel important, doesn't it?

1:13:40But yeah, no It makes me feel horrified Horrified It's a good one Nah, boys I don't even want to leave this Jeez I don't even want to leave this Let's just stay fun of it Can we plan out this too, man? That's what it's called How do you want to do it? All my life? Where do you want to go? Let's just go Where do you Blur Hub Where do you live? So it's good Yeah I go Bring two drones

1:14:01Chip:We'll do a video there Why don't you do Yeah a double date vid Yeah I'll do it Let's do it this week A.B. Acton I actually am though I actually have I've got a silent video on Wednesday Then I'm going home Yeah Next week Okay next week promise You just promised bro So who's got to bring The two girls Why am I sourcing them? Why do you bring one each? It's your video I thought it was your video No it's your video But I need vlogs Okay but do a vlog where Halfway obviously you might be doing a vlog Halfway is just cut into a segment Okay but like can you source your own girl? No An arsehole's man No because you don't want the type of girls that I've got What type of girls do you have?

1:14:46Crazy Are your girls Are your girls lit like that? I don't know

1:14:51Cal:What does lit like that mean? Are they like active or not? I guess it depends. Or they just want to have a conversation and chill. That's exactly what they're like. I'm sure, bro. I don't know. Your girl just want to have a conversation and chill. Don't worry. I'll associate.

1:15:10Chip:That's all you, bro. I'm looking forward to this video. It better happen next week. I'm waiting on AB, bro. I'm waiting on AB. I'm actually will do it. To be fair, every time I've ever messaged you about anything, you do it. I'm like you're on it How about if I got a song coming out You got a song coming out Coming out in like two weeks Like a serious one Yeah a serious one

1:15:28Cal:Can you do a little live preview Yeah yeah Just a quick bit Please Please I know Now you say when I come to Now you say when I come Game is thinking of me confused It reminds me of when we had Tiny Temper And you don't want to tell me about nothing Yo stop laughing No it's like classic R &B You gotta do this on the team, man.

1:15:56Come on. There you're fro. He's been trying for years. Tune to us when I'm brand new. Nice here when I come through.

1:16:08Chip:I'm fucking with it. You know what it sounds like? It sounds like Chunks' tunes are. That sounds like Chunks' tunes. Yeah, but I taught me. Chunks taught me how to read. Yeah, they say life is great. That was a fucking That was a tune So it was Watching how I clean up Oh, remember that Remember that one Watching how I clean up Watching how I clean up In the morning You know how I clean up You know how I clean up Yeah, it was not mine Just both singing Chunks tune I can't be pulling that shit in front of the hose I'm fucking with it You got it in the locker You do Be honest can I sing or not? Yeah

1:16:51Cal:You can sing I'm not going to say that But Can all Somali people just sing? Nah

1:17:00I'm with Chipped by my boy Kyle And I'll feel

1:17:11Cal:It's just a lot of me That's what singing is about You got a riff What about rapping? Yo I can rap rap rap See with a broski You know that I'm lit I got a batting And she suck on my dick If you niggas really know That I'm taking a chick I'm with half You know that I'm lit Have you seen a guy With a float is sick True sound with my boy Chip Chip Yeah my guy really know That I'm taking a piss Yo cow Have you seen a guy With a row I don't really know Where to row I'm with a bat With a bro Got a batting Got a batting So my guys don't know Can I just point a beat Two seconds Yeah yeah yeah Yeah please

1:17:40Cal:Make sure the beat's Copyright free please bro I don't know Yeah, okay It's okay, it's okay Him on top of it Yeah, yeah, yeah We're okay

1:17:48Chip:It's a clip I'm excited for this Put it near the mic though Yeah Yo

1:17:57See my guys don't flip that See my guys really know I got cash for the man I got a matting So I lick that See my guys don't flip that Why are you laughing at her bro Got a matting So my guys don't know When a brosk is Yeah, they don't really know Give me a word And I'll tell you though Chicken Chicken See my guys really know I'm freaking licking it I got her batting And she's like In my dipper And I'm flipping the sick

1:18:15Chip:He's actually on He's actually going on Look Cam D got crushed No straps She's taking four L's in a row And nobody's taking you in Better than us L to the no Right now I'll take my L Is that the beat Do you rip that beat up every time Yeah that was good

1:18:36Cal:You've mastered all the creative arts bro Bro just give me your music to sing

1:18:44Chip:Nah, I'm hearing you, bro. I want a bro, so you know what I'm like. I'm taking a piss. Yo, I reckon we wrap the pod up, bro. Yeah. Should I end it with a wrap? Yeah. I think you just did, bro. We'll take one more if you want. I hope you guys like the vid. I'm taking a piss. I hope you guys enjoyed this pod. If you didn't, we'll like the vid. See, I'm with fellas, fellas, fellas. I'm with fellas, fellas. My God. Thank you very much. Guys. We're going to wrap it up there. Max, it's been a pleasure having you on, bro. Bro, I hope I just get me on again and again and again and again. We will. We'll get you on sooner than the last time we had you.

1:19:24Chip:We'll move into our content house. Yeah. But yeah, thank you very much for coming on, bro. It sounds like I'll see you tomorrow for another shoot. Yeah, I will see you guys tomorrow. Alfie, do you want to say anything to our guest?

1:19:38Chip:In a bit. God, my family. Not quite it. Almost. My family. How do you say them? Your family. There we go. It's a tough watch in 2026. All right, guys. We're going to wrap it up there. If you haven't already, make sure you give us a five stars on Spotify. Subscribe if you haven't already. Check out Max. Would you want the Insta or the YouTube plug? Let's get Insta because I need to hit a million. There it is. It's at Max Kadar. Check it out. Two R's at the end. Two R's at the end. We'll see you guys in... Love for that. Love for that.