269. Theo Baker Reacts To AB Third Host, Getting His Bum Checked & Wins Award Over Famous Celeb…

12:04Chip:It kind of has been though. Yeah, I was injured for about four years straight. Fuck. Yeah, man, there was some dark times. I mean, now we're on the other side and now I've never been better. Damn, you lost a lot of coin there, bro. No, I didn't because they also allowed me to do other things such as fitness events, getting to fitness and pitch side. an Ironman yeah I don't know if you heard but also Pitchside yeah we're actually grateful that you're yeah that's a good point

12:26Cal:Pitchside actually without Pitchside yeah you might not

12:29Chip:where would you guys be that's a great point

12:31Cal:and I completely agree with you

12:33Chip:sometimes I think about what Pitchside would have been if we just kept it going the way it was when you were interviewing Kitman and things like that oh it's just you trying to take credit no no I'm just saying do you not think that like good well we did that together that was our decision yeah So it was like you and Reeve doing normal interviews. And we realized that you guys have such a lack of intelligence that we needed to lean into the fact that you're both idiots.

13:01Cal:Yeah, it started off too serious. Yeah. And actual ball knowledge, which obviously they don't. And I think that became so apparent

13:09Chip:when Tom Garrett went on the podcast and everyone was there like, finally somebody with ball knowledge. And then we realized, hold on a second, this guy. I can't lie. Today I was talking about ball knowledge. I realized where I've been going wrong recently. Go on. So obviously, you know, you've been struggling with your testosterone and that. Yep. I think I've been struggling with brain fog.

13:27Cal:Oh. By the way, link to low test. What? It's linked to low test. No, not me though. I don't have low test. Too much test, I think. Have you had a blood test? If I don't. You never know, bro. I had like a DNA thing. That's not the thing. Because think of how long you've been going to gym and that body is not.

13:42Chip:I'll be honest with you. That body is not the body of somebody. Not kicking off, bro. That's disgusting, bro. Are you fat shaming me?

13:49Cal:Are you fat shaming me? No, first of all, I didn't say you were fat. You implied it. Didn't even imply it. My issue is the diet, but I've been working on it the last few months. To be fair, we've always said that. A couple weeks, a couple days. I did keto for a while. I'm in the same state. So you think it could be brain fog? Yeah, and then I tried one of those pills, and I think I only took two of them last week. What was it? I don't know if they have a long-lasting effect. We had a brand new for them. And Reeve had been, like, actually using them. So I'm going to try and see if I can get hold of some.

14:15A little aspirin or something. it.

14:17Chip:How is it? What's it? So what was it? I don't know. Something basically like a mega free and there's loads of things that cause brain fog though, bro. Yeah. I'm not sure if just popping a pills to play here. Like there's a good chance that it's actually, there's an underlying thing here. But I struggled like memory in that as well. Remember. And the internal monologue thing is freaking a lot of people out. And that obviously plays a bit of stress on me.

14:37Cal:I think the internal monologue, you don't have one. Yeah. We're in the same boat. Yeah. Do you not have one as well? No. Oh yeah. So don't worry. Hopefully that gives you a bit. I was speaking to someone about this the other day and they were like, so weird, they were like freaking out. And I was like, you do realize it affects like one in five. No,

14:53Chip:I think it's less than that. No, it's like 10 to 20 % of people. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Don't have an inner monologue. Yeah.

14:57Cal:So you can like, so when you're knocking around, like it means you probably can't be schizophrenic if you've not got any. But I was saying it is, if I read a book, I can still read a book. I like, I have to really concentrate. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I have the same thing.

15:14Chip:that i'll read through an entire page and go i have no idea what i'm just saying yeah it's terrible that happens to me all the time yeah so but i recently watched a video on techniques in how to like consume information because my biggest thing and this really fucks me off and it was it's apparent when i really went into a rabbit hole about how the pyramids were made right and like the conspiracies about it so i was watching so much content i'm talking hours and hours of content right yeah and then when it would come to discussing with somebody else or on a podcast it was on a podcast i realized this issue that i had um i really wanted to talk about all the stuff that i'd learned and i went to say and i couldn't recite any other facts that i remember exactly i couldn't remember any of the theories i could remember like the top line one like oh there was an advanced civilization that got wiped out i can remember that but i had so many other bits like oh they were built to true north and true north is this but i can't remember any of the other stuff so i had this massive issue and so i was like i have to fix this because i it's an issue it's a real issue yeah and i want to be able to recount stories i want to be able to educate people i want to be able to be um to be valuable talk fluidly i feel like i can do that yeah maybe

16:25Cal:i struggle with that what was some of the tips to uh consume information and retain it

16:30Chip:is writing it down the problem is i've forgotten now already so what the issue is That's crazy.

16:37Cal:I watched a video on how to consume information and remember it. What's the info? I don't remember. Do you know what I think might help? Yeah. Do you read books? No, but we've just been over that. Fuck me. Maybe you're worse than I. We weren't doing 75 part because we had to. No, but like reading books makes your brain work hard. So fuck me. You need more than just reading books. All three of us are all in trouble. The thing is, I'm really intelligent, but then sometimes like that. No, it's best to just admit that you're a fucking moron. Bro's trying to bug smash. Yeah, it's not going to happen, bro.

17:10Cal:You just got to admit, accept it, and then we can learn and progress. That's what I'm trying to do, though. He is trying to learn, though. But you have to admit that you're not. But like a lot of people, for example, when they go on runs and that, they overthink everything, they start thinking about whatnot. And like, for me personally, I find it quite easy just to just go and cycle. So it's quite, it's a superpower. I genuinely think it's a superpower.

17:32Chip:I'm not joking, because people always talk about that overthinking thing. I swear to God I haven't overthought anything in years I think I'm missing a lot I swear to God I never overthink shit does it does it not but it's bad though travel pigs a bit of an overthinker right massively but that's why I think it works because could you imagine if we were both overthinkers yeah same as same as Dodie she's a massive overthinker

17:55Cal:is a very terrible thing 95 % of the things that you overthink about don't ever happen or will happen but you are convinced you'll play let's say that you've got a conversation go on with a missy had an argument in the morning and you're playing it out and you're heading like none of that is likely to happen you always pick the worst things and then it ruins your day spike your cots all but then if you feel about this the problem with like if you have an argument or whatnot i'll just walk out i'll be fine because i won't ever think it but then i'll also for you it's fine be quite stubborn because i know i'm right and i can't think about the other side you're probably one of the most stubborn people i know actually no i don't say that no that's not necessarily No, but I think there's, I think like, let's, it's going to sound bad, but not if I've spent the times I am right.

18:40Shit. Nah. Yeah. You're onto something. It's like, there's being stubborn and there's just being right all the time. Let's go. I can't be fed up with it sometimes.

18:52Cal:That was a 50, 50 chance. I feel like Pitchside is the perfect proof that that's just inherently wrong. You think Pitchside has destroyed your brain? Yeah, 100%. I used to be an intelligent human being that could utter sentences. Utter sentences? What are you talking about? Like speak sentences. And then Pitchside came in. I feel like I've just destroyed half my brain.

19:16Chip:No, I feel like the real downfall was backside. That's where it all kind of went.

19:20Cal:You can even see it, by the way, on your face. You kind of look like I had a breakthrough today Today I was able to speak coherently And actually like think about what I was saying I was speaking I actually I knew what I was talking about Sometimes someone asked me Why is Chow Not a good defender or a good defender I'll be like I can't do it You definitely have brain fog That's brain fog Yeah yeah no exactly I'm trying to work on it Well as we get older you know I'm 29 Well I was going to say it becomes clearer Are you only 29? more prevalent I just feel like you

19:56Chip:you're not 29 feel like you should be part of the 30 gang yeah like mad like aura intelligence wisdom maybe maybe some level of maturity in there at times you sure but yeah I don't know why I'm surprised you're 29 we'll be very very soon you just moved house actually yeah that's a sign of age congrats thanks dudes thanks man amazing work Turns out it looked like smoother than I thought it was going to be. Really? Should I just... Well, how's years ago? Yeah. Fine. Yeah. That's really exciting. Explain to us. Give us a bit about the gaff. Finally left the ends. I was actually quite sad to see it go.

20:38Yeah. Stratford. Yeah. So I did five years in Stratford. Make it sound like prison. After five years. I will say I fucking loved it. It was the best, man. It felt like home. That's the longest I've ever lived somewhere. That isn't my thief at home. Yeah. I did love it, as you know, Stanislav. Yeah. We're not neighbours anymore. No, we're not neighbours anymore. It was the best, man. But you know what? Ever since moving, I realised life's better now.

21:08Chip:Well, you've just moved in. Yeah. I feel like you're still in the honeymoon period. No, but the fact that we can just wait until the water stops working. Maybe it goes cold. Oh, we've already had issues. Oh, brilliant. Yeah, we had emergency locksmith come round. Oh, what? You lost your keys? now the locks don't work that's great that's nice so we had to come so you just like bust open you're like oh right brilliant i broke the key key got stuck in it locks just don't right they're really old locks so you had to come up and take the lock out and now we just bolted it until we got to get a new door oh you know how expensive doors are no no quoted six and a half grand and i was on picture and jones telling me about it i said don't you fucking say it don't you dare and do you know what his final offer was i adore two grand wait what so he's come down from six and after two for a door how does that make sense I'm sorry but I'm seeing 300 quid for that door 400 quid for a front door French patio doors oh so this is a patio door but it also needs to replace the whole thing I thought you were talking front door yeah you gotta replace no they're even more expensive no they're not they are I've just seen one for 350 quid they've got like 300 quid you bet these are dog shit yeah these are and also but you also need to pay for the labour to install it I don't have to put a door in they gotta take out the whole wood all the wood swollen.

22:22Oh, wow. So you're already having to do the renovation. Have you allocated an amount of money to renovate the gaff? I think so. Like roughly on top of my head. Yeah. What is that?

22:32Chip:I mean, you can just say it's just money, bro. 50 grand, a hundred and 50, 200. How many thousands of pounds are you renovating your gaff, bro? It's not that deep. I don't know. Okay. So you don't have a number of people usually do put maybe 20. Well, it depends what you want to get. Sometimes you buy a house and it'd be a bit more like a project. They're like, I'm willing to stick about a hundred grand in here. We knew what we wanted to do when we went in. Yeah. And now we're in, that's completely changed. Interesting. Yeah. So we're like, oh, we want a kitchen. But now we're using it. Like the kitchen's fine.

23:05We can live there. That's not a priority. Okay. So it's not until you get in there that you realize what you want to do. But today, Jodie and her dad knocked out the in-fitted wardrobes and excited to go back to the house and see what's cracking there.

23:16Chip:Yeah. So if you were, because there'll be a lot of people listening actually that are either thinking about buying a gaff or going through the process of buying a gaff what would you recommend prior to buying it like are the things that you wish you'd done or that you've known about because it sounds like you've had a pretty smooth experience it's only smooth because i think we're in a fortunate position where we had our flat and like there was an overlay so you'd make sure there was somewhat of an overlap yeah but not everyone's in that position yeah so like we were okay to wait like three weeks and whatnot.

23:48So it was absolutely fine. We were meant to move in in October and we didn't move in until January. So all I'd say is just have patience with it. It's always going to take longer than you think. What stopped you from moving in in October? The sellers and paper. And I think they just wanted their last Christmas at the house.

24:02Cal:Oh, they were living there? Yeah, they were living there. Yeah. And also for us, it actually was fine to move in in January. But I think it can be a bit difficult with people. Make sure you account for external costs other than your deposit and your stamp duty.

24:18Chip:Yeah. Stamp duty is a bastard. Why is that a thing? Yeah.

24:21Cal:Did you find out about that as they told you you had to pay? No, no, I knew about it, but some people... That's a hell of a bill to get through the door. Yeah, but also like little things like your obviously illegal fees, you've got to pay for a surveyor. Yeah. All this stuff you've got to think about.

24:36Chip:So for a surveyor, they go in and they are essentially there to agree that the value you've bought the house for is that reasonable. Is that right? Or they check for anything wrong with the house as well. they get a loaded massive document and basically we looked and we're like, yeah, seems all right. There's a couple of things, but we'll be fine with that and probably should be looking into a few more things. So I would imagine actually getting a good surveyor is probably quite an important thing. It is important, yeah. Because you want that person to really go in there and just, they're doing their due diligence ultimately.

25:03Cal:You don't want to buy something, spend all that money and then you're like, wait, this is fucking, this place is fucked. Kind of like buying a company, I guess.

25:10Chip:You got to go and make sure all the shit is actually what it is.

25:13Cal:The old owners might mask over it and make it look all happy. It's called fraud. Some loud daisies. That sounds good. Well, if you don't get this, that's right. Also, make sure you get a good solicitor. Because I know people who just won't reply to them for weeks. And obviously, if they're not replying, then you're not buying it. You're not progressing with the house.

25:34Chip:How much does a solicitor cost? I think it's, for the whole process, everything, I think it's around two grand. Okay. Yeah, so it's pretty steep, but you can't. You just have to have one. You just have to, you can't not do it. Yeah. I mean, you have to do it. Um, and then, uh, we did. Oh, fucking hell. Sorry, mate. I think it's quite interesting that people want to buy a house and he's just actually giving people tips. You're fucking yawning into the mic. I am. Sorry.

26:00Cal:I'm really tired, but save money for a removal company as well. I haven't eaten. You see, I've had to do a full day. I just, I just had a whole load of snacks I could have got for you. That's okay. I'm fucking, I was on the same boat. You've been up since seven as well, man. When do you go? I don't know

26:13Chip:Yeah but he's been He's been like a performing Little monkey all day On camera Don't have I Nah I didn't Alright it's not Fucking competition Theo Jesus Christ mate He's tired So that's a bit of sugar Give me a bit of energy up I'll give him a protein shake You're not boring me Trust me I'm interested in Yeah Yeah Remover Company Was a lifesaver Yeah That was the best thing We ever did Rather than doing it yourself Yep Well we did a lot ourselves But like I heard they can be expensive bro They are expensive They actually are expensive But It was my mate's Dad's company so I think we got a bit of a discount and they give them a blowjob essentially is what happened I heard that that like knocks off a fair bit of money I wish I just got a high five we had a lorry and a truck a fucking lorry that's how much stuff we had did you bin a lot of stuff I reckon I did 16 full bin bags from our flat nice I was rummaging through and vintage sales as well how much stuff you got 16 bin bags

27:10Chip:yeah Fucking hell man, that's a lot of stuff. Are you looking for a treadmill? Nope. No. Do you want a treadmill? Is it still out there? Yeah. We'll go and bring it in later. The treadmill's in the office. You've got a treadmill. You brought it to the office, did you? No, no, no. Oh. I can't get the treadmill out of my flat. We built it in the flat.

27:25Cal:Let them boys take it. It won't go out the door. It's too big. They'll find a way. Trust me. The boys will find a way. If you want a treadmill, come and get it. Seriously, 100%. If you want to come, I'll be there on Friday. I'll be there tomorrow. we can try and sort out if you want the treadmill because otherwise I've got no option I've got no option other than just leave it there and then I'll get charged I'll try to sell it to the landlord and he just don't want it he had me listen I'll tell you a guy that will come and fucking take the thing apart take it out and go and do his own thing with it Ibrahim what do you mean

27:54Chip:Ibrahim will actually he's the goat

27:57Cal:he's the goat I text Ibrahim yesterday

27:59Chip:to people that don't know Ibrahim's like a long long time handyman that we've had slash cleaner slash. Yeah. There was a time where I thought he was nicking our forks, but I don't know. I'm still convinced that somebody was nicking our forks. It might not be him, but there was this correlation between every time him come around, one fork would go missing from the total population of forks. And I never had the heart to bring it up with him because he's such a lovely bloke. And I did think like, if you're ever in a position in life where you need to steal forks from somebody. I'm just going to let you steal the forks.

28:37He's a good, he's a really good lad. Yeah. But I do what I do. What's that? What?

28:46Go on, You know what I used to say? Get the sofa out. I've got, I had a sofa. This is going to be a good story.

28:52Chip:I feel like it's the beginning of a shit story. I had to get the sofa to the office. Oh God. And I was like, fuck, I swear there's a website that I could just like pay someone to do it for me. There is. It's called Task Rabbit. Oh, I've heard about this. Yeah, we've used it. It's unreal. Yeah. He just came with his lorry. I helped him load it up. He took it to the office. We had it with AB. I told AB. AB had that with something he wanted doing. Was it building something? Build a bed or something. Yeah. Oh, no. He was putting his TV up. Yeah. He got TV mounted. Yeah. Yeah. This guy had done like mounted 500 TVs.

29:25Chip:And he was there like, look, this is going to be the guy. He's going to get the jobs on. I'm going to use it again for my TV mounted. I can't wait. it does everything any issue you got even rubbish TaskRabbit rubbish I'll come get you rubbish really I'm fucking with TaskRabbit it's the guy look there it is shut up shut him out if you lot need a little side hustle just be like weirdly good at one thing like mounting TVs like what else could you do I'm speaking to the guy today who I used run by Ikea yeah they'll make your Ikea they partnered not run by partnered with them partnered with them he did three jobs today who did the truck guy happy for him yeah mate He's running loads Yeah Seriously he's only like Hustling Hundreds of pounds a day

30:05Cal:It's good Hey it's class He's a really good lad as well He's going to give me his number Wait you're going to Night out with him What I'm trying to build out My contact list now Because I'm a Because I'm a homeowner It's true actually

30:17Chip:You need like So wait what was this guy This guy The removal Anything you need Yeah I'll give him And I've got a locksmith Go to a locksmith It locksmith who I trust Because he was like Yeah I don't want to Replace this lock If you're going to get a new door I don't want to charge you For a new lock When you're going to get a new door anyway yeah so let me just take the look out and you'll be good to go you got a fire stick yet no I had Sky installed today no I should have spots a fire stick down bro will you get your belly out no I've really everything I'm wearing why are you laughing before you say the punchline these are my protein socks this is not a

30:47Cal:fucking ass now he's talking about how everything is free that he's wearing oh my god this guy is disgusting god forbid I'm such a cheapskate god forbid you get your wallet out and just like help small companies out yeah

30:57Chip:I do well did you paid for the joggers no you got them for free it's a fucking cosy lives going off you know what do you know the story behind the joggers no i don't and it's not gonna be good here i was here i was on the way to bitch side and i was on the line bike next thing you know the heavens opened i've never been so wet in my life i was drenched what you were that excited i was soaked every track he's gone everything i was just like i basically jumped in a swimming pool yeah so this is another one of them shit stories.

31:26Cal:You're literally telling people right now at home that you went outside and it rained.

31:34Cal:You're painting it like this crazy. Nah, guys, I've got to tell you this story. You went outside in England as well, somewhere where it's a constant. And then Hannah was like, I've got trousers if you want trousers. Oh my God. The story gets crazy. Woman offers trousers. He gets caught in the rain, so he decides to get changed. You wouldn't believe that, would you? Talk about a fucking twist. Hey, you can't talk. No, shut up. It's literally our job to speak on his mind. He left a 3 ,000 pound Lego machine, Lego thing at his house. This isn't a competition. Fuck. He did. Yeah, you did. Oh, Lego Porg.

32:14Porg? Yeah, Lego Porg. What's a Porg? Porg. You know what a Porg is? What? P-A-W-G. No, P-O-R-O-R.

32:22Cal:No! What the hell? That's what I'm thinking. P-O-R-G. Bro. Let's talk about Star Wars. Type in. Type in. Whoa. Can't agree. He's roaming searching up. Type in. Giant Lego Porg. P-O-R-G. What? Giant. Oh, this thing. Oh, it's 200 quid. Nah, it's not. That's not it. Nah, put limited edition. It wasn't for sales. Golden Porg. Limited edition, massive giant Porg. limited golden edition we'll be here all day I've got somebody who keeps trying to buy my fucking Star Wars lightsaber how much for? I don't know about this he's gone up to like two grand oh there it is three of them that's all for it that's the only three that were made where is it?

33:05oh I got one Chip had one now I don't know someone else who's got it?

33:10Cal:I don't know where it is who's got the third one? I think Ibrahim's probably got it who has got the third one? which is in a good place who got the third one? Ibrahim's got it I don't know but he's forks

33:18Chip:how sick they're well heavy how was okay mate literally that whole story out i'll be honest

33:23Cal:you need to pick and choose what you want to talk about we've spoken about the strategy for

33:28Chip:backside here's a fucking strategy for backside how about you lot stop chatting absolute bullshit we can't say much bro we do no ours is actually we we come with constructive shit maybe you do and then i come with the ball yeah and then you come with this with the zinger one line i heard you you cut down your stairs to about 30 seconds yeah it's getting way better but i think

33:46Cal:won't be able to get rid of them fully. You said you won't. Well, I need to look into it. It requires deep research. Oh, can I ask you a question? Here we go. How is the love making these days? Can't ask a man about his private life. Yes, I can. I don't talk about that.

34:02Chip:It literally said to me, he's fucking like a rabbit. That's what I heard. Is it true? He says, it's a posy. This guy is like a fucking werewolf. Once a week. I don't have time. once a week at this age it's pretty solid to be no I'm not gonna lie like sometimes you gotta put that shit on hold for six months and just say hold it's true build that up all the way

34:26Cal:until you literally turn that shit into the fucking bat cave what the fuck untouched he is until Bruce Wayne rocks up like oh I forgot about this so Bruce Wayne finally rocks up yeah or just spunks his pants I'm so confused I'm really confused Yo tell us How is South Africa? Are you actually interested? Well god That's quite cool You went to South Africa Let's go Yeah I wish us did You know It was actually You got the death star

35:01Chip:No stop We'll stop now

35:03Cal:Before you know what Before we go to South Africa related actually Because he needs to gather himself I was getting like not cancelled but people were like um cooking me for south africa oh i saw this yeah saying that i was and this is so interesting to me because they were saying i was lying about um i told a story about how the train had to stop and the kick because the cables had been stolen from the track and they were like so many people commenting like oh he's fucking wise making it up he's making this

35:29Chip:up about they'll do anything to make south africa look bad by the way obviously if just straight up

35:34Cal:not a lie it's in the fucking video and there's articles about it happening yeah and I'm just like why are they why are they saying you're lying I don't know it was really weird it was a strange yeah because they said that you were they were saying the train doesn't run on cables or something and I was thinking oh maybe they're thinking of the wrong train

35:52Chip:yeah I'm fucking with that let's just tell them I don't think they realised

35:55Cal:because they probably thought I only went on one train but I went on both blue train and rovers rail you want to send them trains can't remember which one yeah don't play on this guy's train I can't remember which one it was specifically that but yeah i saw this because they were in my mentions because like

36:07Chip:a south africa person added me saying yo tell your boy chip to stop fucking lying watch himself next and i was there like oh what are they referring to i go on this clip somebody tweeted out a clip of the pod like someone from south africa i had 150 replies and like loads of responses and um some people are some people in the comments they're like uh lol yeah i bet that's true and then the majority everybody was there like why would he lie so random like why is he lying it's a random lie yeah and then why did you lie well I didn't lie yeah so anyways the South African people I don't think we can go to South Africa bro mate it's unreal no it's amazing it's amazing it's one of the most beautiful countries I've ever been to what did you do when you're there I did so much man yeah I like did a vineyard day you did lion's head I did that yeah I did lion's head amazing did you go to South Africa yeah so I went and I did one where you get on a tram that's the one I did yeah and you stop off at all the different and you just get absolutely peppered do you know what I did at Vineyard 4 what switched to the beers yeah they have local brewery there as well so I just had them the beers I don't like wine but I gave it a good shot there we are they were at the thing who's that on the left who's that that's Ryan shout out Ryan wait who's Ryan he's actually from South Africa is he a guy

37:22Cal:you met out there yeah it's Jodie's friend's boyfriend why are you looking in the ground don't know it's a cool pick though isn't it that's a sick pick Yeah, the actual You're above the fucking clouds Yeah, that's a Oh, mate The paddle was unbelievable On it

37:37Chip:On New Year's Eve No, Theo, sorry Who are these Donnies You've linked up with here? Jodie's mates And all their boyfriends Oh, okay Okay That's Cal and Ryan Because they look fucking cool I'm fucking cool Mate, we played paddle Fucking lovely Went swimming Bruce Wayne Mate, went on Spunk Wayne Spunk Wayne Runs on a oh look at them socks did you go up Table Mountain? nah I heard you heard what? fuck me why are you so unathletic for a guy that does so many sports? just rage betting you there is it? I didn't do Table Mountain it's too busy but I did do the Lion's Head hike which is unreal New Year's Eve we went to a festival was like I was a bit apprehensive about going to a festival just like incredible wow

38:21Cal:what kind of festival like a music festival or like a street festival kind of vibe it's like Tomorrowland there's like an inside beachy area as well It was such a fun. Wow. A lot of... Oh, it sounds like a really good time. And then we went to the rugby and Ollie Kebbell, shout out Ollie Kebbell, he's a big fan of pitch side and back side. He's like, yeah, come on. Friend of the show. Friend of the show. Friend of the show. And now Volemza's friend of the show as well. Oh, you nipped friend of the show off us, have you? Yeah, you did steal that. It's quite embarrassing that you stole it off us.

38:46But yeah, mate, we just went to the store. Fuck me, bro. Crap check on this shit right now.

38:53Chip:You need to bin these. Bro, they got to go. They're my butts. It's your toe on the knees. It's your toe on the knees. It's your toe on the knees. It's your toe on the knees. It's your toe on the knees. It's your toe on the knees. No, they got to go. Mate, we went - Oh, you just, you ain't letting them go. Where's your toe gone? Why is there a bad space between your toes and your toe? I like to do it for photos. They are so bad. Now, my toe's bent, so it goes away from the big toe. They are really bad here, Force Jerusalem. You got to live in Berkshire out there, man. Come on. You want to - So, because my biggest fear when I went to South Africa was I didn't like, like, there's a lot of robberies isn't there yep it's quite a dangerous city but so I'll speak to them about that well actually first of all we went pitch side you got us in the we're having beers with all the players after the game in the changing room alright rugby's sick Cape Town's actually one of the safest cities in South Africa okay but we did see so obviously what I think about Cape Town is like it's only dangerous if you're an idiot yeah okay just don't be an idiot fine like we went on a run once if we turned left by the train station we would have walked into you could see it was a bit like a shantytown kind of vibe it looked probably a bit sketchy yeah but we just went right on the main road yeah we're a bit better so as long as you don't take any chances I think so you do have to be careful like especially on nights out as well just don't be an idiot but then on the way to the vineyard when we got the car there oh no the safari I think we obviously the motorway drives through the mountains but we drove through a shantytown I think they're called townships townships what is a shantytown is it similar I'm not sure but they call them townships

40:20Cal:see a few of them when we're on the train you drive and a lot of the kids were getting on top of the houses and just waving to us and I was like oh this is kind of but as we drove through this one it was just the motorway through the middle then one side was a township the other side was a township as well and there were loads of them on the loads of the people from the townships on the side of the road trying to sell they were trying to sell grapes right they'd have these huge baskets of grapes that looked really nice really bright grapes but we saw this one car pulled over to obviously buy some grapes and they just nabbed all their shit from the car and ran and you could see the lady trying to chase after but like where are you going to go they just ran straight back into the town with all their stuff like these Tauros and you're not going to follow them into town obviously not but these Tauros had everything nicked from them but why would you I guess they were a bit naive just don't yeah you just don't stop shame because they had good intentions but you should have been but like these people they have nothing yeah So they're going to chance it.

41:18It's quite sad. But that was when you were driving, what, out of Cape Town? Out of Cape Town to the vineyard, I think, or the safari. I went to the safari. That was epic. What did you see? Everything. Rhinos, hippos, giraffe, ostrich, lion, elephant. This is poggers. It felt like... Is that the big six? What else is missing? Jaguar. Jaguar. Jaguar. You didn't see one of them? The big six or the big five? Big five. All right. But you know what? Yeah. Bigger of the Jackson 6. Couple things happened on that. Oh, what? Like Michael Jackson's, guys? Yeah. Couple things happened doing that. First of all, such a vibe there.

41:56Had a swimming pool and like a bar. It was unbelievable. But anyway, we went into the game reserve. Just saw like half them straight away. Off the rip. Just off the rip. Kind of spoiled. No, we got, obviously we got incredibly lucky because Ryan, who'd done it before, he's like, I didn't see anyone for like an hour before. It felt like Disneyland. Because I'd seen them, it was so easy to see a lot of them. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah. We just got really lucky. We saw him straight away. Do you reckon they feed him every once? Don't know. But we did break down in the middle of the game. You want a bit of a build up?

42:24Oh my God, I saw this. Yeah, there was some panic on the bus. Really? Yeah. Jodie put a seatbelt on. Oh, a rhino's about to maul me. No worries. One of the girls was crying. Seatbelt in, really? Why? Because the rhino was looking straight at her. We were surrounded by rhinos and then one of the rhinos was just like, iron us up. What's it going to do? Mate, it's going to fuck you up. No, it's not. What do you think a Reiner can knock this giant lorry?

42:47Chip:Yes. It wasn't even that big, bro. If it wanted to, it kills everybody. We're just catching a vibe. We're just that there.

42:55Cal:Yeah. He's not going to do anything. To be honest, I would just stay in the perimeter on the outside of the car and just shimmy around as a Reiner tries to shimmy around. It's not good, the agility for that. Can't move, mate. You're locked in. You've got good mechanics, so you can do that. That's it. Do you know what? Yeah. We didn't even break down. It turns out we'd run out of petrol. I'm still a geezer. Watch out. Watch out. The guy does not put any petrol in. Who doesn't check the petrol cage before going into a game reserve full of lions? Do you reckon he got fired? Nah, we cracked onto the lions afterwards.

43:21So the lions are kept in a separate reserve, which is even bigger. And then all the animals in that reserve, they hunt. It's like a proper thing. But as we go through the gate, which is fenced off, obviously. Okay, this is how lucky we got. They were just up there. What was in the trees? Just looking at... Mate, it looked like the Lion King. Mate. Now you've got to look at this pic.

43:42Cal:can we show it on the pod as well yeah need a visual representation for all the viewers out there watching imagine you go I'm going to describe this perfectly imagine you go into the reserve you're trying to see these like these lines and then they just appear wow and then they're like they're just up what was the coolest thing oh wow

43:58Chip:so it is actually like Lion King yeah can I see that

44:01Cal:yeah look but you can see how far away they actually are can I have the phone I can't really see from here

44:06Chip:Azamonia can I eat you

44:09Cal:how sick is that last picture that's really cool yeah innit I'm actually happy for you Thanks And then like You don't really do cool shit But that's cool Elephants are just like Look at them elephants Big old fuckers Mate it was amazing It was just It was just one of the best trips of my life If I'm being honest See I can't help When I see those animals now

44:28Chip:I just want to attach my tail to their tail And just like

44:31Cal:Like an avatar Yeah

44:32Chip:I want to ride them You watch that I hear that You know what I mean Like now for me It's got to a point in life Where seeing them is not enough for me 100 % I need to ride them A little underly A little underly exactly put a yalla yalla yalla you know what I mean I'm trying to jump on the back of the elephant trying to jump on the back of a lion but I want them to know that like we're a team

44:51Cal:yeah

44:52Chip:I'm not trying to do it out of like animal cruelly I want them I want them to be there it's like an avatar

44:56Cal:when they're flying the birds yeah and they link up and they can feel each other by attaching their hair to each other it's actually really nice it's really emotional so I want that like this is the problem I've been warned about this Pandora disease you've got it I've got it what's the closest place on earth do you think to Pandora from Avatar. Might be Iceland. It's not, but carry on. Thailand. Just got back from Iceland and they're very opposite. Nah. You know what? I'll tell you what. I have, you know, like a... Patagonia. Yeah, but I think you're right. Is it Thailand where there's a beach and there's loads of islands and you can get a boat and go kind of through them?

45:30Chip:That's Vietnam. Is that Vietnam?

45:31Cal:Oh, sorry. No, I think it's in Thailand as well. I think they have it as well. So Samui. I don't know.

45:35Chip:That's in China. That's in China. That's in China.

45:38Cal:Yang Jie National Forest. That's not a bad shout To be fair Because it's the closest Because it's called They call it the floating mountains Of Pandora don't they Yeah I'm fucking with that shit Yeah Have you watched Avatar 3 Theo? I don't care about doing that You watch Avatar 1 and 2 though? I've seen Avatar 1 Do you go to cinema anymore? Not really Yeah Oh I saw The Bridesmaid Not The Bridesmaid The Housemaid Did you watch it with your missus? Yeah So she lied to me She lied to me Because I'd never read the book I'd never heard of it I just heard Sydney Sweden I'm there And she was like Yeah it's a chick flit I was like can you tell me what it's about please I'd like to know what a film's about before I go see it she's like fine like this housemaid falls in love with a gardener and then something happens I was like fuck's sake one of these ones don't swallow that me I'm not gonna swallow that don't worry have you watched it?

46:23no the first half of this film I just kept going I was like this is so bad Sydney Sweeney she can't act don't say that she's coming on the fucking pod mate seriously it was so bad so you're hanging on and I was just like you know in the film it's like the acting is shit everything about this film is shit and then halfway through the film the twist happens right no no no that's it no no no it's okay to say everybody knows there's a big twist everyone knows there's a big twist

46:52Cal:no I don't yeah you do now but you don't know I promise you won't expect it yeah yeah yeah right okay well don't tell me what it is I'm not gonna do no no and I was like oof the second half of the film's unreal wait should I really I think they purposely made the first half dog shit to make the twist even bigger oh nice So I think they're like, yeah, act bad. Does her acting get better? So cringe. Not doesn't really get better, but like the whole film gets better. Is it worth going watching this? It is worth going watching. In the cinema, are you sure?

47:19Chip:Did you watch the scene? Okay. I watched the scene. Well, you gave her a little nudge. Yeah. Yeah, let's look at that. Oh, what is it? Is it a bit vulgar? Vulgar. Yeah. There's a scene and it's all over TikTok. of people going like, oh, I went to the movies and I regret it so much going with my boyfriend because of the Sydney Sweeney hotel scene. I will say it wasn't even, it wasn't like, well, it was just a film. But you bricked. No, but this was during, no, this was during the shit part of the film. So you were double bricked. I was mad hating on it. Oh, really? I was just like, this is shit.

48:02It's so obvious. So you're hate watching a porn scene. Yes. And then the switch, the twist happened. and I was like, yeah, it's quite good. Okay. But it is worth a watch. Did you watch Marty Supreme? I haven't watched it yet. I haven't really had time. Goes to watch the Sidney Sweeney one before Marty. Marty Mouser. That's crazy. It hadn't come out, actually. No, I appreciate that. I'll let you watch that. You're a sports fan as well. Did Timothee Charlemais send you the jacket? Charlemais did not, no. No, but to be fair, I've moved houses quite a lot,

48:31Chip:so he might have got the wrong one. He might come on the pitch side, you know, he's a big football fan. no he's definitely i would say he's more likely come on fellas in his pitch side no way and he knows mad ball i heard he listens to pitch side you'd be surprised if he listens to pitch i want to know the thing is i've got this theory that obviously so many people either like watch or like are very aware and in tune with some of the podcasts but we just never know like famous people that you'd just be there like no fucking way you've listened or watched but there will be some crazy names out there particularly just clips yeah like definitely for clips.

49:04Chip:I don't know about like regular listeners, but definitely with clips. If you're a mad celebrity, just let me know. I promise I won't reply begging you to come on.

49:13Cal:I just want to know if you've ever watched a pod.

49:15Chip:Yeah, mainly pitch side, not fellas though.

49:17Cal:Or anything like that. I'll just catch the vibe with us.

49:19Chip:What are your thoughts on the prediction show? Yeah, that's my favorite thing. I don't know. Have you seen the new one? I sentencing you.

49:31Cal:It's conceding. he's so good isn't he it's so good he's a gem I will never go on it though I saw Reeve went on it the other week I can't go on it I haven't watched it he had the fortdown was he weird in it yeah he was so good apparently oh I need to watch it he kept up with the vibe all the comments are just like don't you fucking ever let Theo come on this show

49:59Chip:you will ruin it I would love to see it though

50:03Cal:to see the response. You're going to have to do it one week. Even if I like tried my absolute hardest to be as weird as possible they'll just hate on it and it'll be more cringe that I'm trying so hard. You can't try. Yeah, that's the thing.

50:14Chip:It's not going to let it come out. If he tried to fit in it would be the toughest watch of all time. Awful, isn't it? You know what? Maybe for the final game week predictions No way. You might have to come in. No way. I'm not there.

50:26Cal:Toms in a trim is so nice. It looks gorgeous. doesn't doesn't

50:33Chip:it's a nice trim the one up there is so good when he was on top there's so many moments you know the villain went missing though he was partying with Joe out in Australia where's his thong now he's crazy the villain went to Australia why? don't know we don't know he's just incredible

50:53Cal:what and he met up with Joe yeah

50:57Chip:when oh yeah let's talk about waffling actually he's been on a break in our discord for uh fellas loaded we do a little live stream before we um start the pod start the pod yeah um you got me a loaded member to watch it though but one thing that they said in there was um waffling r.i.p it's never coming back so many people say to this say this to me like in person like what yeah i'm back is it a rap don't know what do you mean you don't know you're one of the fucking host. The rap for now, for sure. I think, you know what? I think it's like the in-betweeners, you know, every, every, every good thing has to come to an end at some point and then come back and then end again and then come back and then end again.

51:36Chip:You know, it could just be one of those. Maybe you do just like come back like twice a year, you do eight episodes and then you fuck off for another six months, do another eight episodes. Maybe that's the way it's supposed to be. Or not. Yeah, I don't know. Would you do that? I'll come back for anything to be honest. I'm always open I'm quite busy at the moment though you are a busy bee I am a busy bee looking forward to the next couple weeks though why? what's happening? something new? I think one of the greatest trips ever to happen soon what? oh yeah by the time this is going out I think this goes out on the week that we're actually on holiday on a ski holiday I don't know how you boys feel about it but I feel like it's Christmas day

52:13Cal:I'm not looking forward to it too much oh no it's class man because only because obviously everybody's I haven't snowboarded in like seven years and everybody can do it now so I'm just gonna have to lag behind I've got a question

52:24Chip:why don't you on the first couple days just book in a lesson in the morning yeah

52:28Cal:just do that no but the thing is I'm at the point where I'm not like don't need the lesson on the beginner slope can I do like a lesson intermediate lesson maybe like an intermediate which can yeah defo

52:38Chip:to be fair it doesn't really matter because they'll watch you go down the slope and then just know what's best for you yeah yeah

52:43Cal:I just need it I think it'll be worth it

52:45Chip:for your fun as well

52:47Cal:I'm getting my own snowboard and shit this time but you gotta remember though Chip like I've not seen bears on a board oh he's better snowboarding I think so and obviously Will Will's skiing oh he's skiing now isn't he yeah because he sacked off the snowboarding smart decision it was for the best for him it was for the best I thought you'd gotten better at it

53:04Chip:at skiing I think but I genuinely can't wait it's obviously no one it's not a birthday ski trip it's just it happens to be a random thing no but it is your 30th that week isn't it is it I'm not even drinking on that March 31st March 31st yeah but you said oh boys I want to do a ski thing for my birthday I think Harry said that for his or Will Will was actually well Harry's was in November mine was in November so it can't be either Harry's 30th this year as well no we already did his birthday thing yeah but that was his 29th birthday this is his 30th and then I see Will turns 30 in March as well you literally have been saying for how for God knows how long how you want to do a boys ski trip and you want it to be for your 30th so we literally put this on for you and now you're being ungrateful in saying now he's being ungrateful saying that he doesn't want it to be considered a birthday trip

53:47Cal:is it a wholesome trip what's the vibe on this or is it get a big barrel I think it might be one for the generation what does that mean? it could be could be a big one could be one of the filthiest trips you've ever got on in life

53:59Chip:put it this way, the podcast after the holiday is going to be a bit of a movie ski trips, what are your favourite things about? everything, vibes drinks on the mountain fresh powder snow like the sunshine beers just like waking up hungover and then just like getting out and cutting some calves oh my god you're horrible to listen and then just like oh the scrambled eggs in the morning really get me pricked as well what do you know what i mean and then and then you go to follies and then you just like just sink in beers and then i don't know chris just gets a bit crazy oh chris not coming like harry will get a bit crazy and he'll order like a champagne bottle to come down on the thing we'll call him cringe and then like when he says and then when he's like he's like obviously like oh fucking don't call me cringe we're like haha don't worry and then like all pour drinks into our own glasses what the fuck do you think this holiday and then like stamping on tables of our ski boots good so you excited for this no i know this sounds good

54:56Cal:this sounds brilliant this is right almost you gotta realize chips ascended things are different what's going on i actually think

55:05Chip:you're gonna much much more enjoy i think you'll enjoy the ski trip a lot more now that you actually have a build that can withstand a fall. You're a strong man. No joke.

55:14Cal:I was thinking about that recently. I was like, oh my God. You're way more athletic now. Like I'm like 25 kg heavier than that. That's insane.

55:19Chip:He's literally doubled his body weight. I don't speak. Doubled his body weight. Oh shit. He actually has. Yo, you're going to, this is going to be such a different holiday for you. You're going to have so much fun. I think you'll really like it. But you drink cider though, don't you?

55:32Cal:I'm not drinking, bro. I've quit the sauce. Haven't touched a speck of alcohol since the second of January. are you doing dry Jan yeah I'm just doing dry everything

55:42Chip:yeah he's just going dry he's raw dog I just thought

55:45Cal:since I started my TRT I was like I may as well just sack off that's so true I respect that decision so much and I'm so much better for it no more hunger over weekends nothing extra work getting done no days wasted 100 % I hear you I'm fucking with that heavy it's amazing yeah it's incredible from you night out stay out till 3am no how about sit at home play Ark Raiders or maybe go on the sim I'll enjoy myself Treat myself to something That's relaxing

56:12Chip:I keep seeing Videos of people Going sober And then Not once Has anybody Turned around and gone Nah it's actually So shit being sober Everyone's there like Nah my life's Infinitely better But is that copium

56:25Cal:Or are they just

56:26Chip:Not hanging around The right people

56:28Cal:I think you have to Wait a while man Because you're So used to thinking That you need alcohol To have fun Like you get used to that And it's hard for me To imagine going out And not having a drink Do you want to know What it is I feel like it's not as fun

56:39Chip:It's all about the people you're around though But the problem is My closest friends Are all fucking degenerates

56:45Cal:Yeah that's why it's so hard for me The other day you're like Little one in the pub And I'm just like I fucking love that And I'm fighting demons up there Like You don't need a cider bro And I'm like Nah I fucking don't though do I It's just like I get home Start smacking myself up in the mirror I fight

57:02Chip:You know what the thing is And from there I'm not gonna lie I've looked at her And I just thought Maybe Chip isn't my boy so that's the problem like you lose the people closest to you because you're not willing to participate in alcohol poisoning

57:15Cal:a bit of balance

57:16Chip:in your life maybe

57:16Cal:no well I can't boring I can't balance is it one or the other I'm just going the other way for now is that health just as healthy though yeah for now it is I think it's okay just cut out the casual drinks like full send every now and again I think that's for play but for now I'm just less completely fair a little January reset get my rig into fantastic shape or you do both I got absolutely steaming Saturday night what for oh yeah I woke up so... What, a three-siders? We're so lethargic the next day, man. It's crazy. Honestly, I was so tired. And I woke up the next day just hanging out my ass. Do you know what I did?

57:47Cooked a fry up. Everything. No toaster. Why are you making that sound like that? No toaster. Heroic achievement. Soft bread. And then what I do? 9K progressive tempo run. Respect. Can I just say, you sound like you're from Clapham. Rah. Where's my backy? Oh, Christ. office listen bro

58:08Cal:see that could have been me I could have been there getting absolutely hammered Jodie's sister's there it's a lot

58:15Chip:actually it was fun was that what it was? he's always he's got some family function yeah family guy family man family guy family guy what's going on with you then?

58:26Cal:found a wedding venue how about that have you got a date?

58:29Chip:yep it's coming to an inbox near you I'll be with you soon when is it? I'm not gonna fucking say wait he's just said he can't fucking say so just hold your horses

58:37Cal:but the venue is cool and we found it and then we saw some other ones as well is it England? I can't say where it is can I? can I say the country? well I could probably say the country I don't know do you advise that? I would advise that okay it's in Italy when did you go to Italy? this week the weekend just gone whilst you were getting bladdered I was out there grinding negotiating negotiating bringing prices down I thought you were looking at them in England how many have you been seen? I've seen two we saw we were meant to see three but the second one was so good we just called them and said it's all good second was so good you had to do it twice

59:11Chip:all in the same area

59:12Cal:all in the same area what's the area all in the same area maybe more whisper the area to me no do you want me to say you cut it out no just know who cares oh is that it please tell me it's this shit no no no how much is the venue that's too expensive I can't afford that how much is the venue um Naboo it's still expensive to me it's expensive to anybody yeah it's expensive to everyone it's expensive to me It's because he shot the late Como thing. I was saying like, it's not like that. It's not Logan Paul's guy. It's not Logan Paul thing, but it's still really expensive. Life's different now for you though.

59:42Cal:It's going to be really cool. You guys are going to have a great time at this fucking venue, by the way. I'm just, the way I said, she was like, the party can go on till two. I was like, I've got guys that party until five. She was like, no problem. No, not five on a wedding day. Yes,

59:56Chip:it is. Yeah. Is it? Mate, Josh's was about fucking five.

59:59Cal:And then we're having a party the next day as well. She said, won't you be on gov I was like you don't fucking know us yeah we will

1:00:05Chip:yeah we'll have alcohol poisoning we'll be sweet are you gonna do are you gonna do like a three day event oh yeah

1:00:11Cal:cause we got a party the day before as well oh my god what that's just more like a you know come and have a pre-pair just chill out are you actually doing a three day thing again nah no that's just like you can't afford a three day thing no I can I can we're doing J2O's on that one though I can you make sure there's a lot of food I can what make sure there's a lot of food I hate guys like you that's what no but Cal yeah no food

1:00:36Chip:I would like I would like

1:00:37Cal:where I was

1:00:38Chip:speaking to

1:00:39Cal:she's like alright so we're gonna do this that and this and then we're gonna go into like the buffet and I was like the dinner she's like no we're gonna do a buffet before the dinner yeah this is Theo's dream bro donuts and pizza we eat a lot here you can have a lot of food and I was like fine fuck I'm so there I'm there where's the food I'm there don't do any donuts I'm really excited for you that's really exciting so when are you proposing it's been ages Yeah, so like was it this year? So we got to organize a stag do as well? It is. Fuck, there's so many stags happening. There's no we bro, I got this chill.

1:01:10There's no we. I'll keep you posted though. I've had to organize two stags. Bro, I'll keep you posted. I have a lot of people

1:01:15Cal:on my stag but not as many as Reeves. Ours is just all... I need to organize we need to get on that. I'm leaving that one up to you actually. I've just had to organize another one. He's got to do mine as well. You may as well take... You take the lead on this one bro. I'll send you the money. What's the budget? Where is it?

1:01:32Chip:Oh yeah, we've already, we know where it is. Yeah, I can say it. Yeah, I want to do Nashville. Oh, you are doing that. That's brilliant. Fuck. Nashville will be class. That's an amazing -

1:01:40Cal:How long is it? Yeah, it's going to be a long and it's a typical stag, but also - Five days? Treat it like a holiday. Five days stag? Jesus. That's normal. No, it's not. Two days, three days tops as a stag do. Okay, five days. I can treat this as more as like a voyage trip with a stag in it. Do you have dates for that?

1:01:56Chip:Yeah, I do. August. Sometime in August. I'm working on the days might just go straight from New York World Cup straight into Nash EV oh really? nah I'm joking

1:02:07Cal:nah we need to go and have a break do you know what it's wedding season man there's weddings and stag dudes your proposal that you were saying about weddings and stag dudes I'm running out of dates for weddings and stag dudes I heard that you were supposed to propose in Cape Town but you fluffed it is that true? why are you lying? no not lying do you know what I'll do I'll propose when I'm ready

1:02:33Chip:yeah that's kind of what most people do also we took a house that's basically a proposal yeah do you know what I mean yeah oh you know what you should have done oh this would have actually been a simple proposal honey honey I got the house and you're just dangling the keys but on the end of the keys is a ring what a dangling come get your ring yeah don't do that yeah glad you didn't do that next year oh yeah you told me that gonna be a fire damn you're gonna have like a wedding off what does that mean no we're both gonna get fucked up though oh yeah you don't like obviously when you're the brat when you're the group obviously you probably like I know it's a big day for you in that but it's actually more fun for everyone else at your wedding I'm getting absolutely off my fucking

1:03:18Cal:I'm gonna ruin my honor after you've got married forward to it too much in the sense of there's too many like things that you kind of quite stressful I can imagine forced to do that and not my style wedding vows 200 people watching and you've just got to just belt off loads of shit you don't have to you can kind of first dance that's just fucking now the first dance is fine I think how are you going to do I think you're going to be a blubbering mess yeah I'm also probably just going to cry as well which is also just another annoying thing please just know bro

1:03:47Chip:I'm taking a photo and I'm going to make it the new pod artwork yeah is that cool with you bro please do Cal please go photo of Chip crying we have one from lockdown to him actually

1:03:57Cal:yeah that's true after what you did to me what oh your crime pick is my thing And a pick of your knob. What? Yeah, someone mentioned that the other day.

1:04:10Chip:So the people that don't know, we've got a nude. Let's not bring any. No, no, we've got a nude of Theo, but for some reason, somebody knows about the nude of Theo. So if you guys can spam Theo's chat with, we've seen the pic. It's actually not even the pic.

1:04:22Cal:If you just say the pic. I've got it on hand right now. It's not even the nude. The problem is. When you type in worm on Paul. he was last year he was getting way too release free with it release there's a pick of Theo it's not about it's actually allegedly it's not even me

1:04:36Chip:what has happened is somebody's messaged Theo saying I've seen the pick but the issue is is that every time on a night out Chip shows random people this pick and so that's definitely how it's got out also the only saving grace for me on that one is that it was cold pretty cold in Ibiza it was No, it was obviously You've been in the water for a while Refraction is crazy

1:04:59Cal:Yeah, that's it Water refraction is crazy actually That is true And AI Fucking AI these days goes off Saw AI before it even existed I'm buzzing for your guys' weddings Yeah, it'll be a career of the cord And your stags And we've got Reeves as well Yeah, it's another stag We're doing as well Which is going to be great A lot of people 20-odd people for that stag Jesus

1:05:20Chip:Yeah That's big for a stag, yeah And actually all of them have said yes Yeah, that was a big problem We were banking on a lot of people saying Yeah, you know what? As an organizer of a 20-man stag dude, I'm finding it quite tough.

1:05:30Cal:Yeah. Mine's got a lot, but not that many, so don't worry. Yeah, it's a 19. No, no, no. It's like 16, I think. Oh, it's basically the same. But it's not... It's basically... 16 to Nashville.

1:05:42Chip:You know, it's scary though. Because his manny boys are actually fucking mentally ill.

1:05:47Cal:They're not coming. We're doing a separate one because...

1:05:49Chip:16 YouTube boys. You don't have 16 friends. Are you serious? Well, think about our group chat.

1:05:53Cal:That's already 10 people. That's enough. That's it. That's all your mates in one. I understand I got a couple of dinner boys. Wait, we're getting a few Fortniteers coming. No, I would just combine the two groups. Like the two YouTube groups. What about Hoogabuga? You got to think about Arthur and everyone. He's not in the good chat. Them, man.

1:06:09Chip:No, we can't have Arthur.

1:06:11Cal:Of course we can have Arthur. Of course we can have Arthur. How many trees is it to Nashville?

1:06:14Chip:We can't have all of them boys. Oh shit, we get a PJ? No. Might be cheaper. To Nashville. 16 people. Mate, a PJ there is like 75 grand there and back. yeah no sorry each way you're doing a podcast there huh we're doing a podcast there right okay thanks that's how we actually should do a podcast here are you alright for us to do that

1:06:35Cal:if it means you can expense it hey just trying to think numbers

1:06:39Chip:yeah

1:06:40Cal:I think it bangs six how are you going to get in anywhere I think that you'll end up kind of splitting off a bit it is really I just want I'm just there for I just want people boys there so I can have a good vibe I'm not fucking ass what we do

1:06:51Chip:I'll keep that in mind

1:06:52Cal:nah we ain't doing no fucked around shit we're just actually catching obviously you're getting like i'm planning your shit you fuck me over you're gonna have a long day i'm gonna go to the creative depths of hell to fuck you over bro i don't think getting like a granny strippers fucking people over no i don't be getting any of that nonsense that's just fucking boring though like that handcuff to a granny stripper no why are we doing that why not it's funny guys all right okay well we know what reeve's got for his stand no i've not even started planning his. I need to get on it. It's just accommodation is an issue.

1:07:24Cal:I actually couldn't think of anything worse. It would just ruin my vibe. It would make everyone else having to chill with someone all night like York. Not only for an hour. Yeah, that's fine. Stags are quite sad, aren't they? In the way that the groom just gets fucked. No, I disagree with that actually. I worked on

1:07:44Chip:Vic's. Did they enjoy them? Yeah, Vic had a good time. We only had a mail stripper. We had a mail stripper. we had a male stripper rock up for Vicks and he went on Vic and Vic just protested. He's there like, cause this guy was getting his junk up in people's faces. So I went, I went fine. So the guy just got his junk, but he was so lame that I was like, I think that's a good balance. Cause you want, you want to like have a bit of banter and obviously you don't want to like ruin their life. You don't want to take it too far. Yeah. Don't be the guy that takes it too far. Don't take it too far. Fucking kidnapping.

1:08:14Chip:Yeah. We know somebody that's done that. Kidnapped his mate. He thought he was getting arrested and put in jail. What is this? Kidnapped for a stag? Yeah.

1:08:25Cal:Yeah, that's actually horrible. Because then you decide. Do you know the worst one? I've been shitting myself. I've been tired of PTSD. The worst thing you can do for a stag dude is tell everyone, oh, the flight's 6 a.m. Everyone gets there. A stag gets there 6 a.m. And then you tell the stag dude that his flight's at 6 p.m. It's horrible. And he's just got to sit in the airport for 12 hours. thing is the reason why I don't do shit like that is because you rock up it's not funny and you want everybody to be on a sick vibe right the stag is already the guy's just probably like stressed fucking moody and shit yeah but yeah that's people do that right it's the stag weekend ruiner a couple of laughs and then it's like oh wait I got to spend 12 hours in an airport not funny not funny as well that's a good sport he probably does understand this is part of the stag game I would be fuming yeah be fuming do you know how long 12 hours is oh it's an ordeal Oh, that is an order.

1:09:20Cal:Also, first of all, first of all, I'd be fucking checking the flights myself.

1:09:26Chip:Yeah, I'd be like, I'll head out there earlier then, lads. See you out there, you fucking... That's a good point, yeah. Bad lads. Then I'd start chinning people.

1:09:33Cal:Yeah, you know what? That would really fuck them over, wouldn't it? Oh, I bet he's well good. He's in the airport. Yeah, I'm already 30 ,000 feet in the air, mate.

1:09:41Chip:I've actually got myself a first-class ticket. That's the problem. I'm minted. You lot forgot that small detail. I'll see you out there, boys. I'll be at the pub. I'm just thinking about that flight to Nashville. That's going to go off. That is going to go off. That's like at least eight hours, isn't it? There's just not 16 business class seats. That's the problem. Someone's going to be shoved in the boot. Nah, we can make it work if we book it early enough. I'll be jobby that. That'll be alright.

1:10:01Cal:Optimizing economy, having a good time. Just trying to be a bit out of touch there, lads. Give me a chance. I don't do economy anymore. Why? Yeah, sometimes it's good to do it. I'm joking. I do it all the time. Yeah, that's fine though.

1:10:14Chip:How did you get your way out to South Africa? Business class. Right, okay. But it was a once-in-a-lifetime trip. So fucking out of touch. Yeah, actually fucking insane. But do you not think though, imagine all the lads sat just like that. Back of the plane.

1:10:31Cal:Yeah. Just us. That would be really good. Just us. Pears. What? Maybe a couple of eggs. Eggs. A couple of eggs. Just a bit of food. Just kind of. A couple of eggs.

1:10:42Chip:That was your first thought on eggs. A couple of eggs. Oh, some protein. Everybody got their protein. Do you know what I mean though? I couldn't think of anything better couple of siders couple of siders you can have more than more than two siders on the plane I heard that they started limiting it back there though nah we'll have words alright okay yeah feel step in

1:11:01Cal:next up anyway before all that we got the World Cup which fellas and Pitchside are both going to yeah that's gonna be that's gonna be incredible it's absolutely gonna be incredible world trips all kinds of vibes yeah

1:11:13Chip:well these are these are chained to their their deaths there but I have fun with that

1:11:17Cal:are you actually

1:11:19Chip:we're doing loads of little side missions these guys don't have time because they have to literally do all the footy

1:11:23Cal:match day 3 or whatever it is England games, streams, it's going to be amazing how do you think we're going to get to England games though? there you go, road trips yee-haw cowboy yee-haw it's going to be incredible, I can't wait see you there boys early prediction for the world cup winner? England to win the whole thing Thomas Tuchel to be knighted Saka to be knighted can we knight? no we can't he's German isn't he because he can can we knight a German

1:11:52Chip:yes I think you've got to be a British citizen to be knighted mate really otherwise I think we'll just be chucking that shit around yeah we can

1:12:01Cal:foreigners can be knighted or become Danes I did not know that but they usually receive

1:12:05Chip:what so we're giving it Sir Tommy Tricky Tricky Tukle Sir Tricky Tukle

1:12:10Cal:they don't get the title sir oh unless they later become British citizens so you were right in that sense to be a KBE OBE DBE what does that DBE oh what so you can Borno and Steven Spielberg are knighted no way Borno Spielberg is knighted honorary knights Bill Gates why has he been knighted well he's done a lot for a charity I believe hasn't he that's true oh well anyway don't mind that at all yeah

1:12:38Chip:I'm looking for I mean that's gonna just be a special trip it's gonna be incredible it's gonna be long it's gonna be great it's gonna be hard work I hate it at times but I think we'll love it at times as well but then we'll look back about a month after and we'll go do you know what I'm going to take with me? disposable shit and her as well okay imagine like disposable and then you put it in a book and then like in 30 years time you open the book and you look at the photos in the book and you'll just say like wow what a book this is my world cup experience yeah like 2026 have you ever been to a world cup before?

1:13:13you've done one before I went to Qatar I went to Russia I went to Russia yeah that was crazy I went to four cities yeah in 12 days alright man I'm glad you brought you went on a propeller plane did you? yeah I thought I was gonna die then we saw the mafia should we wrap this up? no don't you want to talk about our hair transplants we're getting together

1:13:36Chip:oh yeah oh we can do yeah

1:13:38Cal:I feel like I brought this up every episode let's settle this right now let's settle this right now he doesn't believe that you've had two hair transplants. Tell him. You know I have. I fucking told you, bro. Have you actually had two? I fucking told you. I thought it was a joke the whole time. The whole pod. Right? And all argument with him for a whole pod. Just like, didn't believe it.

1:14:00Chip:Because you kept trolling.

1:14:02Cal:Do you not remember me and Ibiza how good my hair was? That was after the second one. Trolling? Trolling?

1:14:07Chip:No, it wasn't, bro. You've only had one. Shut the fuck up. I swear. I swear he used to do this. He's that troll to you and you used to get fed up with him and you go, I've only had one. Nope. I've had two. He was the one. So you had the free one. Yeah. When did you have the other one? Before it. Where did you get the other one for the first one? In London. Yeah. Same place, different place. Different place. That's why I changed. I thought I'd try a different one. That didn't work. Again. But you never took any meds. No, but you know what though? Third time's a charm. Yeah. You have to, you have to take the meds.

1:14:39Rooney did it. What? A couple. Yeah. Three, four, five. You got to take the meds. Yeah. That's the game changer. I'm going to start though instead. So you're going to give it a go. You might as well. You might as well. You actually go for another thing. Oh, yeah. I'll only go if we go. Well, I'm going. He's done his appointment now. End the next month. Oh, you legit? Yeah. I've got it sorted. So why don't you just join me? Jump on that. Jump on that. End of Feb. Get on Bundo at the same time. No, I can't do end of Feb because you can't play sport for two weeks. So what's wrong with that? I need to be able to run at the moment.

1:15:10Okay. You need to be able to run. Yep. Have you got a run coming up or something? Yeah, I've got a couple big things coming up. Oh, okay, fine. Yeah. You can take two weeks off? Fair enough. I cannot take two weeks off. Really? One of the Tokyo Marathon, the other one I can't talk about, but it was going to be...

1:15:23Cal:I'm excited for you, bro. Tokyo Marathon, that sounds sick. That is actually sick. Yeah, doing it with Clarkie. Oh, nice. Remember his name was like Clarkie for a bit. Was it? Jorge Clarkson. Jorge Clarkson, yeah. He should be, that should be a lot of fun. Looking forward to going to Japan. Like, not on a body shaming thing, but you're not in running physique right now. I've lost a little bit of weight, I think. I don't know, man. I can see it in my face. It's the belly I'm worried about. I hit 90 before and I'm...

1:15:47Chip:90 kilo for a guy like you. You can't run at 90 kilos. You're going to... Your knees are going to... It's kind of impressive that I'm 88 now. We've got to get down to 82. It's kind of impressive. What are you getting... Dropping like a 90 minute 5k at 90 kg. I'm 90 as well. I dropped like similar. You're 90 and I'm 90. You dropped kgs? Yeah, yeah. How much have you lost? I was at 95 about six months ago. Good for you. but I've also I'm fucking with that I've come down but I've put muscle on so now I'm going back down my fucking boy go on Stanislaw you're a good lad I can't work out where to lose it where to lose it I tell you where it is put the fucking donuts down mate every single day you're putting new cookies in the chat like guys you've got to try this cookie from this fucking bakery

1:16:26Cal:very good point it's constant as well horrible so let me just say what he said in a nicer way you need to stop being a fucking apart from today I do normally I have nice apple no Theo it's every day you tell us about a new brownie You know what it is? You do eat that stuff, like the healthy stuff, but then you will go and ruin it at 8pm when you're watching Housemade and you've got four cookies in your mouth at once. And you know it too. Yeah, well... But enjoy yourself. Don't worry, as long as you're happy, buddy.

1:16:53Chip:Look, anyways, I'm buzzing about both of those adventures for you. Thanks, man. I think that's really... Why are you in Scotland recently? Oh, yeah. I'm just going to see my dad. What's up, pops? Is he okay? Yeah, he's good. Everything all right? Healthy? He's chilling. Do you know what it is?

1:17:06Cal:Yeah, I was there. Go see them, guys. You don't fuck with them like that. No, it's because I didn't see it for Christmas.

1:17:11Chip:So I had to make up for it. You know, I was like, let me go. Did you get a Christmas present?

1:17:15Cal:Question, do you shake his hand or do you give him a hug? I'll give him a hug. Really?

1:17:18Chip:Pizza? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit, it's an arrow. Yeah, the thing is, you can kind of tell that he'd prefer a handshake. But I'll give him a hug. Yeah, well, kiss on the cheek. Nah, we don't really kiss on the cheek like that.

1:17:27Cal:Probably think of what the fuck's this guy doing when you give him that warm embrace. Like, get the fuck off me.

1:17:32Chip:War membrane? No. What'd you say? War membrane. War membrane. what the fuck nah yeah I went back up there I was just checking he's got a new gaff really nice I got gaff really I was there like where do these peas come from Pete petrol money Pete yeah and then I was there like you're telling me I'm getting a bit of this trust me bro your dad's called Pete yeah well Pete Snaps but Pete Freezy no last name's not Freezy but that would be what it is You are named Cal Freezy in my phone. Yeah, well, a load of people just assume my last name is Freezy, which is fair enough, but... Like Josh Urca. Yeah, like your last name, Baker.

1:18:18Yeah. Is that not your last name?

1:18:21Chip:That explains... Do you know what my real last name is? What's your real last name? It's not Teddy. You won't last. Go on. You promised you won't laugh. I won't laugh. You're actually old. It's Bar-Folomew. Bar-Folomew.

1:18:34Cal:It actually is as well. Theodore Bartholomew, Baker Jr., Reginald, Jonathan, sir. It's Theodore Bartholomew, but I didn't like it, so I changed it to Baker for socials. I can't tell if you're having me on here or not. No, it is. Get one look at him. He's obviously a Bartholomew, isn't he? Theodore Bartholomew? Nah, you're having me on here. Why would I lie about that? This is a waffling thing, isn't it? What are you on about? Why would I lie about my name? Oh, well, as I call him, Bartholomew, I see. Okay, fine. No, sometimes it's like Theobart. Okay.

1:19:12that's so shit crack oh my god to the goon haven it's there it fell off so i put it i put it

1:19:20Chip:um yeah man well i guess that's that's that's kind of it like we've got uh oh right these hares these cal hairstyles for the okay wait you got turkey or england no england london not to your place but that's not because I'm sure I'm sure they're lovely people I've just chosen somewhere else Link me when you go I will Are you paying for it? Yeah I'm paying full whack and I told them please don't fuck this up Don't pay for something online No I don't mind that because I'll do a thing for the podcast Oh so you're getting it for free? No but because what I said is I'm happy to pay for it just make sure you do a good fucking job and if you do a good fucking job I'll promote you for free I'm not arsed but you've got to do a good job You're going to vlog it?

1:20:01Chip:I don't know about that I'm not going to like fully vlog it that's a bit I am going to keep people updated because it's obviously something that affects way more people and I just thought if I'm pretty open about it which I have been on the pod I got mad respectful when I opened up about my first one your first one about the second one everyone going now you're taking a piss now we're playing you like a fiddle I've only had one no I thought it was a joke the whole time yeah I will say the recovery is not fun no I know but I was just there because I was there and they're like fuck it bro you get piles two weeks of cancer then about three months of just like but you're bad with blood and that no I'm not I'm fine I got my blood taken the other day I'm fine are you fine now?

1:20:44yeah yeah yeah but like you know obviously I'd like fucking loads of injections in your head just like numbs head and then your head blows up and like but like when you're just like face down like you can just hear them going and like shape like open you up and shit it's pretty horrible to hear but you can't feel it all you can feel is like yeah someone pushing down on your head but it doesn't hurt yeah it's just like and then like you'll feel like something like warm like that it's blood yeah it'll be alright and you're just cutting around like trying to watch Netflix yeah so it takes like 8 hours so long yeah it sounds so shit but I just watch television maybe I'll watch The Housemaid so uncomfortable and then like Josh will like moan but I just gotta pick you up I was like please may you pick me up Josh and he's like do I have to I don't know what he fucking did he's like I've waited 20 minutes for you I was like sorry I was getting surgery

1:21:36Cal:bro you know you know I wouldn't give a fuck about waiting 20 minutes this guy says to me he's like can you come pick me up I'm like yeah sure bro he's like come at about 4 so I go at 4 and I did have stuff to do yeah did he fuck no I actually did this was prime fortnight days what do you mean I had to upload so I had to get up but I go to pick him up at 4 I'm probably waiting there 2-3 hours in the car But because he's in surgery I can't text him And I'm just like What am I doing here? And I'm actually just like thinking I might just go into the surgery And be like yo Yo where's my boy at? Yo I know you're the fucking I'm getting Wake the fuck up Sorry can you not text me?

1:22:12Cal:You can use your phone though Why not? I actually couldn't I was just cutting around Just standing at the ceiling Why not though? I don't know yeah Why didn't you text me? I didn't have my phone I was in the other room Oh well I would be on my phone I'd just be scrolling I don't even know what I was doing I can't remember I sort of blanked it out But yeah, I wasn't at Dendor 4, but we only ran I think a few minutes Then he came out and I just fucking He just had a surgery done and I'm barking in his face Like you're fucking no bed Yeah, you actually were No, I wasn't Then you had to help me take the bandage off three days later Which was pretty grim Yeah, and then I checked you for pals You got pals from me, didn't you?

1:22:41Lockdown was a crazy time, wasn't it? Yep As in, he spread his cheeks and you looked in his cheeks? No, I squatted He squatted in a chair That's even worse No, no, no

1:22:49Cal:Wait, so were you on the floor then? No, it was all fours And he's squatting on your face All fours All fours Still got a picture of the pals. Because I had to take a picture for him to look at. I've still got it. And I had to walk into a pharmacy. I had to walk into a pharmacy during lockdown. Was what he did necessary? Yeah, it was 100 % necessary. Because we didn't know for sure. And then once I checked him for pals and I prodded around, I was like, that's definitely fine. Prodded around? Nah, hold. You've got to feel it, otherwise you won't know. Yeah, and obviously I can't feel it myself, so I had to get him to do it.

1:23:18Cal:And plus I was like, fuck it. Like, get to fuck around. I'm going up for the rest of his life. I've fingered your ass.

1:23:26Chip:I've touched your piles, mate. That's weird to me. It's during the time when only one person could go in the pharmacy at a time, though. So obviously when I went into the pharmacy, it's just this lady and she's me. And I was like, I've got piles. I was like, you got any cream for piles? She's like, is it for you or someone else? I was like, yeah, my mate checked. It's for me. I thought you were going to say, yeah, it's for my mate. Don't worry. But no, they're like, actually, my mate split open my asshole. and investigated. You've got to then ask, how do I do this? It's a bit of cream.

1:24:00What was that noise?

1:24:00Cal:Sounds like... I couldn't do it myself, so you had to do it every day. Right, let's blind rank these hairstyles. All right, okay.

1:24:08Chip:Let's do it. Here we go. I think you should go for the mallet. I'll just take what I'm given, really.

1:24:15Cal:Yeah, a pit you can get, because you're only going to get a fine-eyed amount, right? Oh, look at this pit. What, a fine-eyed amount, what? You're only going to get a certain amount of hair back. You're not going to get infinite growth. Might not work, man. Doesn't work like that, does it? Or does it? Yeah. You're going to get infinite growth, bro. What do you mean by that? Mate. Like, imagine... I don't know like that. Getting a semi or can only go so far. No, I can get a full rock on after this.

1:24:37Chip:No way. Yeah. I'm actually... That's the theory.

1:24:39Cal:I'm so buzzing for you because I think you're going to get a lot better looking, which in return will genuinely build us a new fan base. We might get the Apple TV. You know what?

1:24:47Chip:I'm not even joking. I feel like it's for me to be at this point in my career is actually so impressive when you look like me. I was thinking about this the other day. It will change your life, Mark. I don't know how we made it.

1:24:56Cal:I don't know. Look how much hair you can get. Yeah. We both just look like rats, don't we? Go on in. Right. Number one. All right. Oh my God. Looks such a mature gentleman. It's too ginger. I need to sort out the facial hair. I think you should go in for the beard transplant as well.

1:25:12Chip:Yeah. By the way, I'm not ginger. I know my facial hair is ginger, but my actual hair is not ginger. You need it to be like more, it's like fluffy at the moment. You need to be hard. No, it's just I haven't shaved it. I don't hate it.

1:25:23Cal:You look like a soundie on like a TV shoot.

1:25:25Chip:I'm not, I'll put it this way. If I'm blind rank, it is going in four. I'm not fucking with this. I don't hate this at all though.

1:25:31Cal:You look like a Star Wars character bro. You look like the lookalike that we had on. Oh my God. He had the longer hair like this. That's funny. I'll put that in four. You're not a page for four to my TV. Four it is, four it is. What's next? Yo. That is. I don't know what. That's the AB trim. I do not want the AB trim. That's the Luke Martin trim. That looks like Luke. Nah, I don't want that. I think it would look a lot better if the... Yeah. I don't want that trip. No, that's not my trip. I think you're trying to... We should have 28 again.

1:26:00Chip:Nah, I don't. And also, like, I'll have a... Touch wood, I'll have a decent hairline here. That's covering all the shit I paid money for. You know what? Maybe she'll have one all over. I don't mind the buzz cut. I think that's a five, bro. You think that's a five? You think that's worse than the last one? Yeah, yeah. No way. That's way better than the cut. That's better. Okay, let's put that three. Let's put that three.

1:26:20Cal:So three is three. Number three is three. Okay. All right. Next one. Let's picture. Oh, me. Is that me? Is that my hair?

1:26:28Chip:But actually, like, I know that the Photoshop job, but if that was my hair color, I think that could run. I'm not even joking. That's the Theo, isn't it? That might be the photo. Is that the picture? That literally is, yeah, you. Yeah, but no, but. Oh, I know the picture. I actually don't mind this one. If I was to get this in my color, I'm thinking that's a two.

1:26:49Cal:It's hard to picture it because it's so bright. Yo, join me on the brightness. I'll take a two on that. Yeah, two? Yeah. Wow, that's sexual. Okay, that's crazy. It's sexual. Yeah. Right, next one.

1:27:01Chip:So this is going to have to either be... Nah, I'm fucking with that heavy. That might be number one. I'm fucking with that heavy, bro. I'm sorry. You're not going to square up to me if I look like that.

1:27:11Cal:No!

1:27:11Chip:You look odd.

1:27:12Cal:I look hard as fucking else. Bro, I can't do that. You're like a microphone. That's not... What? No, wait. I'm actually fucking with that though, Chip. That's prime Phil Foden. Nah.

1:27:20Chip:Wait, are you actually not fucking with the best? I don't think I'm fucking with it. You look cool.

1:27:24Cal:I think I look good like that. Really? You're actually really jealous right now. I'm not trying to be a hit because I know he's got some good going, but that's unbelievable. To be fair, I don't think I like that trim on a lot of people. It's not to me. I fuck with hair. Yeah. Getting a hair transplant. Well, it's not five. Yeah, but he couldn't do that. It's five or one. This has got to be one. I think one. I think one. All right. Let's put that in one. I think it is actually one. Isn't it mad how much of a difference that makes? Yeah. Right, let's go. Help me write. Right, okay, so this is in last.

1:27:55Cal:I hope it's realistic. None of these have been super realistic. Fuck's sake. What's wrong with you?

1:28:01Chip:What's the name of the darts player? Snake Eyes. Snake Eyes. Peter Wright. I don't know what his name is. Peter Wright. Yeah, Peter Wright. You look like one of them ice gems. I've smashed it there. I genuinely think of him.

1:28:13Cal:Nah, you look like the guy from Cobra Kai.

1:28:15Chip:You know, I need the people to actually let me know which one to go for. Why don't you just go bald and cancel it? Too young to do that for now. Sorry. Sorry. This is like, yeah. No, I like it. I like it when I was, I was looking back at Pixar's there like, nah, I actually need this shit back. I was fucking with it. That's why I'm telling you, you need to jump on it. You're too young. This is 29, bro. You got to fucking at least give it one last go. I'm really excited for you. Thank you. Me too. Not for like the month after, but like, and also I've heard that like months two to four, like pretty bad.

1:28:48yeah the shedding phase because it all falls out yeah shedding phase and you're like what the fuck have I paid for yeah and then you pick the scabs out and then you accidentally pull out some of your hair oh no okay well that might actually

1:28:59Chip:be your problem there that might have been we might have just identified where it went wrong for you and then like and then like you get out of the car and just hit your news transplant head on the roof of the car and cut it yeah you're a fucking idiot

1:29:10Cal:well thanks for watching guys yeah we're gonna leave it there it's been a really nice podcast it's been very much a pleasure to chat to you today sir, Theo Bartholomell Jr., Jonathan Baker sir. That's alright. What's with the new knee twitch you're doing?

1:29:23Chip:What? Always something. You don't know about the test twitch? The test? Wait, you haven't? We speak about it in every part. Yeah, we don't need to speak about it anymore. I feel like I'm

1:29:31Cal:annoying people. Wait, Lewis is on test? Well, he does that all the time. I've been doing that for a lifetime, bro. That's just normal. Yeah. Keep me occupied. It's the fort twitch. You look huge. You look great. Thank you, mate. Thank you.

1:29:44Chip:Alright, let's end it on a positive note. Love that, Theo. I think you look Yeah, I know you're working on it. Don't be praying, bro. What does that mean? Guys, we're going to wrap it up there. Thank you very much for listening. If you haven't already, make sure you subscribe. And of course, check us out on Spotify, Apple Podcasts. Give us a five-star reign. We'll see you all on the next episode. Sayonara, bitches. Don't go changing.