270. Why Freezy Almost Quit YouTube, Sidemen Charity Match Players & Our Biggest Fine Yet…

3 Feb 2026 · 1 h 7 min · 28 chapters

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In short

The Fellas podcast episode 270 mixes banter about podcast logistics and staff fines, then pivots into gaming and streamer culture, and spends a long segment reacting to MrBeast Games (especially the “button” twist and the “Private Island” episode). It also includes personal stories about family, gaming, and how one host started YouTube.

Guests

No external guests are present; the hosts are Chip and Connor (with AB and Stanley referenced as regulars/absent).

Guest backgrounds (referenced)

AB is a regular who helps “jump in” during downtime; Stanley is another regular with a running joke about age/“not funny”; Lee is a staff member briefly mentioned as being late and subject to fines.

Key claims

Freezy nearly quit YouTube until grandma’s £1,000 inheritance and his mom pushed him to fix his PC and restart. In MrBeast Games, hosts argue contestants should still press the “million” immunity button because taking guaranteed money is financially rational. They call the “Ethan” bribe decision in Private Island a fumble driven by manipulation.

Notable examples

Beast Games “button” immunity vs team elimination; Private Island tree-holding challenge where Ethan takes a $50k bribe instead of $1.8M; streamer clip culture (shocking moments get clipped, full streams have filler).

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Chapters

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Missing AB and Team Dynamics

0:45 to 2:00

The hosts express how they feel about AB not being present and the dynamics of their teamwork.

“but sometimes when I need a little recharge, AB's there, I can recharge, but now I can't.”

Podcasting Challenges and Guest Outreach

2:00 to 4:00

They share frustrations about not getting responses from potential guests and promote their podcast's status.

“By the way, if you guys didn't know, we actually do this all the time unloaded.”

Introducing Their Fine System

4:00 to 6:00

The hosts introduce a fine system for tardiness and share humorous anecdotes about their experiences with it.

“um so if you notice the roaming cam if there's anything off about it leave a comment yeah we'll give him the feedback, but Lee's not here.”

Discussing Fable and Gaming Culture

6:00 to 9:00

They talk about the upcoming Fable game and debate its significance in gaming culture.

“I wonder if they would just ghost us or they would try and be like, nah, that's an old Instagram, you know, trying to gaslight me.”

The State of Live Streaming and Content Clips

9:00 to 12:00

The hosts analyze the nature of live streaming and the preference for clips over full streams.

“Well, they don't give a fuck about brand deals today.”

Mr. Beast Games and Contestant Decisions

12:00 to 14:00

They critique contestants' decisions in Mr. Beast's games, focusing on financial choices.

“You go on Beast Games to win life-changing amounts of money, right?”

Debating Decisions in Competitions

14:01 to 15:40

Explore the financial decisions contestants make in competitions and their implications.

“Everybody should be pressing the button up there, Cause the chances of you still going on to win five mil are quite low.”

The Island Episode Breakdown

15:41 to 18:44

A detailed discussion about a particular episode from a reality show involving a high-stakes competition.

“And the other two realize, look, if this Ethan bloke in the middle, the young lad makes it into the vote, he's just going to, he's going to win.”

Emotional Manipulation and Regrets

18:45 to 21:05

Examine a contestant's emotional manipulation and the fallout from poor decision-making.

“Could he not look at the other guys and see that they were on the last legs?”

Kaisanat's Evolution in Entertainment

21:06 to 26:47

Discuss the evolution of a popular figure in entertainment and the impact of their public persona.

“I thought like it was, I was really like dialed in like, nah, this is it.”
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Reflections on Personal Growth and Choices

26:48 to 28:00

A reflective conversation on personal choices and their consequences in life and career.

“When I met him, I knew because he was on my team.”

Life Reflections and Family Dynamics

28:00 to 28:57

The hosts discuss personal experiences and family relationships, including reflections on upbringing and the impact of parental figures.

“They always call me a coconut anyway, so...”

Memorable Gifts for Mom

28:57 to 30:39

A conversation about the best gifts they've given their mothers and the thought behind it, showcasing appreciation and love.

Childhood Gaming Memories

30:39 to 32:24

The hosts reminisce about their childhood gaming habits and the late-night gaming sessions that shaped their youth.

“We were just, we weren't actually getting up to bad stuff.”

YouTube Journey and Supportive Family

32:24 to 34:31

One host shares his journey of starting YouTube, the challenges faced with technology, and the support he received from his family.

“is because I'll be getting loud on the mic.”

Family Wealth and Childhood Memories

34:31 to 37:47

Discussion about family wealth, memories of grandparents, and how those relationships played a role in their lives.

“It was like a 600 pound one, but it like did the job, was like finally I was able to render a video within a day, like before I was having to do overnight renders, overnight uploads.”

Weddings and Family Attendance

37:47 to 40:09

Hosts discuss the complexities of family attendance at weddings and the feelings surrounding family connections.

“Because it just gets too much That and it probably Can't be fucked Well you don't really know them That right I know them all too well But it's expensive to Italy.”

Generational Differences in Gaming

40:09 to 42:00

The hosts explore the generational gap in gaming experiences and cultural references, highlighting how it affects their interactions.

“The problem is you hear someone pointed this out, by the way, there's an 11 year age difference between us and Stanley.”

Generational Gaming Perspectives

42:00 to 44:40

Discussion on how gaming experiences differ across generations.

“We had just gotten like a hold of the 360 at that time.”

Facing Aging and Life Choices

44:40 to 45:40

Reflections on aging, self-improvement, and living life to the fullest.

“I ain't got long to live so I'm doing it all.”

Aspirations for Body and Appearance

45:40 to 46:40

Conversations about body image and the pursuit of personal aesthetics.

“no, I might even get a little bit of chin lipo.”

Simon Cowell and Celebrity Conversations

46:40 to 48:30

A lighthearted discussion about Simon Cowell and potential podcast collaborations.

“With them That boy band Good stuff, that, innit?”

World Record Podcast Plans

48:30 to 51:20

Details surrounding the attempt to set the record for the longest podcast.

“If they're bigger than ever now, just run it, boys.”

Navigating Guinness World Record Rules

51:20 to 54:00

Challenges and discussions regarding Guinness World Record stipulations.

“It's still, if as long as one of them's on, it's still the podcast.”

2016 Quiz and Nostalgic Trends

54:00 to 56:00

A quiz about events and trends from 2016, reflecting on nostalgia.

“the official holders yeah I know I know you'd hope it would be but like anyways we're gonna do seven days So it doesn't even matter the conversation point.”

2016 Trends and Pop Culture Quiz

56:00 to 58:40

The hosts engage in a quiz format discussing key trends from 2016.

“No, I actually weren't going to get that.”

Oscar Winners and Memory Lane

58:40 to 1:01:40

The hosts reflect on the 2016 Oscars and which movies were popular that year.

“nah this is a summer anthem bro I remember this one with Wizkid how does it go nah It's like, oh no, I can hear the backing track.”

Pokemon Go and Its Impact

1:01:40 to 1:05:50

Discussion about the phenomenon of Pokemon Go and its societal effects.

“I don't know the film, but I know the fucking actor.”
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0:00Chip:And so if it wasn't for grandma passing me down the ground and my mom getting onto my case, I wouldn't actually have made YouTube videos. I would have sacked it. Thank God your grandma passed. Fuck. Most fucked.

0:11Cal:You know what I've ever said. Now you know what you said. I didn't finish my sentence. Pass down the money.

0:20Cal:Today is a big day. Why is it a big day, Chip? Because. Chip. Chip. God damn, Chip. Well, first of all, we don't have AB with us. Yeah, you know what?

0:31Chip:We use all our AB tokens, man. I'm actually mad.

0:34Cal:Should we double them up and make it full, full permanent? Don't feel right without him sometimes. Nah, I hear that. At the same time, it's nice to have a little frog back, man. To be fair. You have to put in that. I'm not trying to say I'm not looking to put effort into this pod, but sometimes when I need a little recharge, AB's there, I can recharge, but now I can't. Now I've just got to. Yeah. I've just got to let go silent for a moment. You got to do 50 % of the work. You got to do 50. Instead of 30. I can't rely on like somebody else being able to jump in for a bit of combo when I've actually straight over spawn bro.

1:03Cal:I can't clock out.

1:04Chip:You can't clock out. To be fair bro. I have been other people. You know they're trying to do too much with your clock outs right now.

1:10Cal:They're doing too much. I love it. I love the meme. But there's people trying to catch me clock so right. There might be someone on the TV. Yeah. And I'll be looking at it staring at you. But you two might be talking. I'll just be looking at it. And people are like clock out, but they can't see the team. Yeah. If I've searched something and we're doing this again, and we're both like looking at it together. I might be watching you scroll or do something. Cause you know, it winds me up watching him just do it wrong.

1:35Chip:Anyways. So yeah, we've got solid here. I genuinely, I'm not going to lie. This isn't intentional. We didn't plan for this, but we message everybody under the fucking sun.

1:43Cal:We actually did. We actually did.

1:45Chip:And I'm actually getting mad doing that. Why are people not messaging me saying, When's your next record I'd like to be on You know what That is a good podcast I'm getting fucking mad We're really offering

1:55Cal:Our motion out here Like

1:57Chip:We are a top 5 UK podcast You put respect on my name Right the fuck now Come on here Sell your shit You're releasing a book

2:04Cal:Come and talk about it

2:05Chip:Nah if you're releasing a book You're not the person I want

2:08Cal:Come on Shalom A Where you at Let's talk June 3 now Let's do that Let's do it He's gonna be bald in it Which I'm not actually excited for Because he had so much motion In June 2 Yo, Unc31 talking about motion Fucking hell A mortgage

2:26Chip:By the way, here's another thing that I noticed With the podcast as well We are way better in the morning Are we? We are way better When it comes to evening at like 3pm onward pods We're actually not that good

2:38Cal:It's because I think as the day goes on And you start getting towards afternoon You start realising there's no point to life No, I think it's because like when you're in the office See Stanley there

2:48Chip:That's where you let it be quiet That's where you let it land That's where you let it land So We're going to educate you on Mike etiquette for this one It's just the joke didn't land So I just jump in But no

2:59Cal:It's a comedic time Yeah But he just goes Yeah because last episode When he did that about three times Everyone was just like That's what's funny That's why it's funny It didn't get funny It was unfunny I'm trying to help the viewers out here Bro's getting riled Yo I've seen comments Yo relax, it's all good. By the way, if you guys didn't know,

3:20Chip:we actually do this all the time unloaded. Sometimes AB's in them too.

3:25Cal:Yeah, oh yeah, we do. We got bonus apps on that. We're actually doing a special on Tuesday. We're like doing a fellas run a restaurant. League, don't care.

3:34Chip:Yeah, oh, by the way, also, so we have a fine system. As you guys know, fine systems racking up pretty heavy for Chip at the minute.

3:39Cal:Yeah, that's such a nightmare, man, because like yesterday was just, everything was twisted, man. yeah fucking the machine the cogs in the machine of life are just working against me and just no

3:50Chip:but for the first time ever we actually have staff fine oh we we do lee lee who um wonderful the connor uh a pit side yeah yeah employee shall we say we've snatched him for the morning um so if you notice the roaming cam if there's anything off about it leave a comment yeah we'll give him the feedback, but Lee's not here.

4:12Cal:But when Lee gets here, what that's wrong by the way, this fight is huge. So we're already the same. We're already at 75 quid. Yeah. Cause it's five pound a minute. You're late. That's the 15 minute grace period you get. So nine am start. So any hour late to his job. Yeah. Any, so he's 16 minutes late so far. Is this soccer ball? We do nine. Yeah. He's half an hour late to the job. So it's 75 quid. Yeah.

4:37Chip:So which means by the time he probably gets here, he's working today for free yeah he said oh my god he said quarter two is this legal no

4:44Cal:but he did agree to it he did agree to it and lee is a man of his word fuck it well i feel bad

4:51Chip:i don't feel bad at all mate you're walking up half hour late to your own job do you know how mad that is it's so easy it's a mistake to make yeah i mean i was 20 minutes by the way god forbid

5:03Cal:a fucking white boy want a lion? Jesus Christ. Nah, I hear it. But I'm not hearing it. Oh my God. You know that? I know so many fucking skyvis at this company, bro. You know how I know? Because if that was me, I'd be doing the exact same shit.

5:23Chip:Well, you'd be looking.

5:23Cal:And I'm not trying to set a bad example, but when I had my jobs before, when I was like 18, whatever,

5:31Chip:I was pulling them. Speaker 3 00, same tactics.

5:34Cal:Yeah. I mean, I, I, when I was looking at McDonald's, I told the story before probably loads actually, but remember, and I just, um, I said, ah, I can't come in. And I went to a party and all the pictures got put up on Facebook. What Jim that was. And they were like, they messaged me about it. And I didn't say a word

5:52Chip:and it just never, I wonder if we do that message, somebody like, Hey man, you said you were ill, but we saw an Insta story of you out and about. I wonder if they would just ghost us or they would try and be like, nah, that's an old Instagram, you know, trying to gaslight me. Yeah. I don't know. But yeah. Part and parcel of the game.

6:13Cal:Anyway, big day today. Big day for me anyway. What have you got today? At 6 p.m.

6:19Chip:They'll be showing the new Fable game. Oh, bro. Nobody. Don't talk about this shit.

6:23Cal:That is such a big game. I've never played it, but I know. You know how big this is. This is a big game. This will be like one of the, this will be like just. It's not, it's not.

6:32Chip:You say this about so many games. No, I'm not joking. What was the last one I said about? No, Chip.

6:37Cal:Last one I said about was Ark Raiders. It's not the biggest game. And then before that, you're always talking about,

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6:42Chip:oh, this new time splitter game or whatever that coming out. Now, every fucking game that you get excited about, you're like, this is going to be a big one. It's dog shit.

6:51Cal:No, this is a really big game. I'm telling you, man. This is massive back in the day.

6:56Chip:Back in the day, they release it.

6:57Cal:No one's playing this shit. No, people will be playing this. I'm gonna need people in the comments to give me some fucking love

7:03Chip:Yeah, but you're just gonna get the 0.1 % That go, oh my god This is one of Xbox's main games And it's coming to PlayStation as well I'm telling you right now No one's, I reckon it gets a week of hype By the way, Call of Duty just absolutely Like, was there even a new one? Yeah, but it's fort tonight

7:21Cal:I think they're changing the cycle now I saw that, that every year doesn't work Yeah, because it's just fucking the same thing I bought six and then I just saw the 7 came out. Black Ops 6 for a month or so really had a bit of sauce. That's why I bought it. Bit of motion. We actually, yo, ho, ho, unk, Pete. Nah, bro, I'm not going to lie.

7:42Chip:You've been Jester Max in lately. Jester Max.

7:44Cal:I saw that on Twitter yesterday. Jester Max is funny.

7:48Chip:Shit. This new era of incel streamer stuff is wild.

7:55Cal:I'll be like, nah, I shouldn't be reading this. what chick-fil-a max in that one last night as well mate it's so bad i think it's funny man

8:05Chip:you know i've got a theory about these live streamers okay i i have a theory that there's actually not that many people that watch them live oh because it's all bought it well yeah i think oh i want i think so much of it is bought but i don't think there's nearly as many people watching it live as you would think because of the amount of clips that you see um because have you ever actually watched the one of these streams you kind of don't need to just see it all over tiktok and twitter this is what i'm saying but if you watch a whole stream like you might see a clip on tiktok and you're like oh that's really fucking funny or like i can't believe that happened but if you watch the full stream bro one of those things will happen one every like two hours for the other hour or two hours they're just fucking around like in a car doing nothing waiting to get to a spot or like there's just so much like filler time whereas the clips is actually what people stream for

9:02Cal:yes good point like when the clip's over what's actually happening i've never nothing bro it's so

9:07Chip:boring ah but what but the actual clips are gold so it's like you wait all this time and then the you get the clip moment you're like oh that's funny and then you wait ages for the next one whereas going on TikTok Insta Reels whatever you kind of just skip all the boring bits yeah

9:24Cal:it's all got a little bit crazy ain't it because we were playing that Kanye West tune

9:27Chip:oh I saw that yeah surely that's just it's not even funny these guys they just

9:33Cal:there's just no rules yeah do you know what I mean they just go for the most shocking thing possible because it's going to get clipped you can even see in the videos some of them are quite uncomfortable about it like they're even they're like boys are like should we really be doing this? Yeah, I don't know. The whole thing is just... Well, they don't give a fuck about brand deals today. Well, no. No, come on, bro. That's the last thing. I remember seeing a clip of them talking about it saying I'm last.

9:58Chip:Well, it's also just like they lost that a long time ago.

10:03Cal:Yeah, I mean, once you've lost it, you might as well just fucking full send it, mate. Yeah.

10:07Chip:Because no one cares.

10:08Cal:Yeah.

10:09Chip:You're done anyways. You run it.

10:10Cal:Do you think there's anything that... What could them guys do that's worse right now? Now, you know what?

10:16Chip:I'm not even joking. I swear there was a clip of one guy like almost killing somebody and they were there like, Oh, what a clip like, no, like they did it

10:24Cal:on the car.

10:25Chip:Yeah. Yeah. He's like almost killed somebody and they're just there like, ah,

10:30Cal:all right. Like that's funny. Onto the next. The comments were like, it's so impressive how he kills someone and stay stoic.

10:39Cal:I don't know, man. Yeah. So I had Matt jumping off of van the other day all the captions now clipping's gone so wild the caption will just be like it snapped his leg but did he snap his leg? No I think he's just I've seen a thing of him in hospital with a massive cast on his leg Yeah he's obviously broken but I don't know about snapping

10:57Chip:like it's not like an Eduardo tackle you know Yeah but I don't know there's some streamers where it feels like like Ed I think genuinely has like from what I can see pretty a lot of entertaining things happen throughout the stream but there's some guys where you just say like this has got to be the only entertaining thing that's happened the whole stream same like speed i feel like speed has a lot going on as well um in his uh he was actually at the afcon final did you see that he

11:25Cal:was the mascot who's speed yeah i didn't know that yeah so he like reveals i saw him go to a

11:31Chip:game and people were throwing more ram oh yeah in the algeria game yeah yeah i had to leave yeah and then he ended up being the mascot for the final yeah i did see that actually that's kind of crazy um but his africa tour i actually don't know what like the general consensus is because i haven't been keeping up are people that are people like enjoying the africa tour i don't know i haven't been following following really yeah again like you just see it through clips i've

11:58Cal:just been mucking around in my own thing you know i did see one clip where it was like him on top of the van and just there's like an absolute sea of people and people were saying it was like we don't even get like government officials or like people of high status who got that much attention it's

12:12Chip:like he gets that fucking everywhere he goes actually insane isn't it he's actually doing his thing but i think he just hit 50 million subs fucking crazy what speed as in youtube subscribers yeah that's crazy isn't it now 50 mil paying sub how many is mr b some right now can you

12:30Cal:check just kind of forgot he's got so many you just kind of you watch the latest beast games No have you I watched it last night I should have watched it

12:37Chip:Let me just tell you Right now There's some fucking idiots On Beast Games Nah

12:42Cal:I'm glad you brought it up Because I think The majority of people On the show are stupid

12:46Chip:Without any spoilers There's like There's like One of the most Moronic moments Where this guy Just gets emotionally Played like a fiddle And I was there like You That You're a bitch

12:58Cal:You know what Now we can actually Talk about it Let's go back to The episode before Quickly and talk about The Because they had it In season one you know the money counter four captains four oh yeah yeah yeah gets to a mil you you press the button spoiler alert for those that haven't watched it but anyway you press the button whatever the money's on at the time you get it you're immune but all your team down at the bottom gets eliminated so you they send up one person the team agrees to send up one person that they believe you know has the right intentions has everyone the team's best they're not gonna press the button well press the button even for the million

13:32Chip:yeah bro Everybody up there should be pressing the fucking button.

13:37Cal:You go on Beast Games to win life-changing amounts of money, right? The main reason you apply, maybe you have a little bit of fame, because you only probably get a little bit. Like, it's Mr. Beast Games. You never know your screen. It's not I'm a celeb. It's not like anything like that. You're not going to go on to be like some mainstream guy. The last guy didn't. Yeah. And he won fucking 10 mil. You get a little bit of fame, but the main thing is you're going to win a life-changing amount of money. A million is that. Why not press the button? Everybody should be pressing the button up there, Cause the chances of you still going on to win five mil are quite low.

14:08Chip:It's just, it's just financially irresponsible. If I'm there a family, they're saying, I'm doing this for my family. No, you're not. Cause you take the mill. If you were really doing this for your family, you take this for the mill.

14:19Cal:You take the fucking mill. It's 20 % of the actual final prize pot. And it's really early on in the show. And you can still go and win it. I was going to say, would you still take it? Even if like, even if you got eliminated there, you'd still take that money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A million quid to get eliminated. It makes it harder for you in the actual show because you become a target. People that can't trust you.

14:38Chip:Who gives a shit?

14:39Cal:You just won a mil and you should still...

14:41Chip:Here we go. Oh, 40 minutes. Let me get the calculator out. Liz just rocked out. Big up Connor for doing the stint. It's actually, we can't believe it. 26 minutes for the 15. There's a five. 130, team.

14:57Cal:That can't be right. Nah, nah. Is that right? No, no. It's not 40 minutes. Take off the 15 for the grace period. Yeah. Yeah. 26 is 130. We're having a crazy. That's putting above a big, Oh my God. This is horrible. This holiday. It's all right. It's all right. Lee don't worry, bro. We've all been there. You see a lot of last night. Oh my God. Sorry. We were in the topic of beast games. Um, so yes,

15:29Chip:The million pounds or so the million dollars you take it. That's a given Um, the next episode is the island. Have you watched the island episode?

15:38Cal:Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah So that's the one where I'm talking about the idiot

15:44Chip:Like the idiot by the time this goes out I'm actually guys if you haven't watched the private island So go watch it before you listen to the next five minutes But essentially what happens is five people or six people are put on this island to compete for a 1.8 million dollar island gets down to this final three where there's three polls and these uh guys are all holding on to the poll um and it's the last two go into a vote for who wins it so they go to a tribunal is that what it's called something like that they go to vote for who wins right yeah anyways there's this younger lad in there ethan who's holding on and he is so comfortable this guy could have done it for an

16:21Cal:hour he weighs like i don't know maybe 60 kilograms or some shit like yeah the the whole point of it was like oh if you're stronger you might be able to hold on longer but realistically no the lighter you weigh the easier it is to just keep yourself up there and you have to hang on all the strongest guys in that challenge actually just went out instantly yeah and he's hung on and he's probably gonna win this whole thing isn't he i thought this guy's gonna because if he gets into

16:45Chip:the final two so there's three of them left he just had to keep holding on and he's in the final to and he was up against two people that just aren't very liked on this island like they'd kind

16:55Cal:of screwed people over previously well one of them was from season one the guy that took like six 700k yeah and it was seen as greedy and selfish and snakes of a lot of people so he already wasn't

17:07Chip:and then the other guy on the right is just to be honest a bit of a scumbag he's like he's like was he a ninja warrior i don't know but he was just a bit of a scumbag anyways the guy in the middle that either guy, he's literally chilling the whole time. And the other two realize, look, if this Ethan bloke in the middle, the young lad makes it into the vote, he's just going to, he's going to win. So they start chirping him while they're hugging this tree saying like, Oh mate, look, you're, you're never going to win the vote. I've got a family. They're literally going to vote for me. Cause I've got a family.

17:39Chip:Like you might as well take the bribe. Like there was a$50 ,000 bribe. You might as well take that and walk away with something here. like you should just get down they start like berating him um and for whatever reason like he just goes down like bro you had a what that you you letting go of that tree trunk you lost that 1.8 million dollars because you had some fucking loser in your ear chirping you you off like nah bro like you just fucking fumbled idiot like actually no I was me thinking about I was I I was fuming because both of the other two guys just straight up did not deserve the 1.8. Yeah.

18:15Chip:Like both of them didn't deserve it. And then there's Ethan guys just sit there and it genuinely takes him about five minutes afterwards and he realizes what he'd done. Like it was so clear that when he's up there, he doesn't realize what he's done. He's taken 50 grand when$1.8 million was there for the taking.

18:32Cal:Yeah.

18:32Chip:It's actually insane. I can't believe it. And the way this beast games is split up, it's split up with the smart people and the strong people. This kid was part of the smart people. Bro, I'm glad you got fucking voted off. You're an idiot.

18:45Cal:Yeah, he's fumbled at 50k. Could he not look at the other guys and see that they were on the last legs? They were about to fall. How do you get that emotionally manipulated?

18:55Chip:Bro, I hope you never find love. She's going to fucking cheat on you. You won't even know, bro.

19:00Cal:No, I'm serious. When you see stuff like that, I'm just saying like, you might not be cut out for life. You might not be cut out for life. This is going to be a big life lesson for it. He need, you know what? This needed to happen to him because I think if this didn't happen to him later in life, he's going to get fucked over even worse.

19:14Chip:Maybe, maybe. This is important. Okay, I say it was. This is important. What's worse than getting fucked over for 1.8 million dollars, bro? Nah, I don't know.

19:21Cal:Something that would actually destroy his soul. This, you could... He could bounce back. He could bounce back. He could bounce back from this. He might even win the fucking show. Is he still in? No, I don't say anything. Bro, I'm not going to say that. Look, yeah, because so once the challenge had happened and he took the bribe they go into that like tribunal jury thing where the rest of the people who are already out have to vote for who they think and the two finalists have to like almost beg plead their case as to why they deserve the 1.8 but I guess like I guess I didn't like that bit I kind of it's like watching it's a lot of money so I get it but it is just watching two men grow men beg for it to be fair

20:00Chip:that's like every Twitch stream these days though

20:01Cal:yeah that's valid I mean we've probably done the fucking same oh I pied on doing that 2.8 million bro I'm I'm offering out slops Bro Everyone in my jury Fucking Right now Get your cock out Right now I'm actually giving you I'll do the work on it I'll do the magic Two hands with you But yeah So he actually admits In that final jury bit Goes Why did I do I wish I didn't do that I fucked her Yeah

20:26Chip:Cause he's realised He's looking at two of the most Hated people on the island Going I walked this

20:30Cal:Yeah he would have walked it But I'm glad the guy that won it Won it Out of them too anyway Cause

20:36Chip:the story was actually quite nice and i was like no it wasn't no that guy's a scumbag he kind of had me though no he's such a job what did he do before and i can't even remember like was he whole time you could just tell he's moving like a fucking rat it's just a ninja warrior bro bro kind of crazy just that's your stick well what do you do i'm an american ninja yeah kind of cool that's the exact shit people would say to me when i told him i was a youtuber oh that's kind of cool

21:05Cal:what you can do that full-time wait so you do that full-time like you could earn money off that

21:09Chip:yeah did yes yes i have i've been doing it for 15 years bro reckon it's a good piece there's two of

21:15Cal:them on there isn't there one of them champion and one of them isn't oh really yeah and it was like b for the first episode um oh yeah two people falling in love at one i'm sorry that is that that

21:27Chip:is an industry plant royale that has got to be like intentional these are like you could tell the girl is not fucking with bro. That's all really.

21:36Cal:I thought like it was, I was really like dialed in like, nah, this is it. This is it. They get married. It was a bit cringy. The whole thing is cringe. Americans. So I kind of get it.

21:48Chip:No, no matter what, baby, I'm going to see you on the other side. Fuck off. She doesn't give a shit about you.

21:54Cal:He's a decent looking bloke though. He's a good looking lad. It's just a bit icky. And he, he's, he's, he's a horror watch bro.

22:02Chip:he's a horror watch oh I want him on the pod I want can we get

22:07Cal:I actually want my knees to on the pod just bring him in and it's like why oh fucking what's going on

22:13Chip:we should get somebody from Beast Games once it sort of wraps up a little bit on the pod that would be sick because I've been watching the series

22:19Cal:I reckon we could probably get like is there any British people you could probably have got season ones winner on you know what I loved by the way them bringing back 10 of season like the most notable people That's when I put in the group chat Saying they've done a good idea here I thought that was great Because those were all I remembered all of them

22:37Chip:The winner from season 10 by the way Is just a fucking legend Season 1 He's so sound Yeah sorry Season 1 winner is actually just a legend

22:45Cal:Yeah I like him He had a great reason as well So good He was looking for a cure for his son's illness So I was fucking with him the whole time

22:52Chip:Heavy fucking with bro

22:53Cal:The way he comes in And just like last Again This keeps lasting And I'm just like yo

22:58Chip:There's certain people's aura Like he has aura He reminds me of a guy called Ryan Sirhant. If you type in Ryan Sirhant into the, you will recognize him. He's like a New York real estate mogul. There's Ryan Sirhant, SSS. There you go. Tell me this guy don't look exactly like him.

23:18Cal:You know what? I just got to say, I actually fuck with beast games. Like I enjoy watching it and I normally don't like enjoy too much reality TV, but these kinds of game show ones, I kind of like them. Let me tell you straight out though, episode one in both seasons is just ass. You have to get past episode. You can just skip episode one. It kind of has to be because I think the thing is you just don't know anyone. So you're not emotionally tied to anyone. You don't give a fuck about anyone. And it's just, they've got to try and feed you like as much of the content as they can while trying to help you.

23:48Cal:They don't want to give away who's going to make it through, but they're trying to, so many, you know, I can't explain it. It's just so much fucking going on. Too many characters being shown, too much bollocks.

23:57Chip:Do you reckon Mr. Beast will be at the charity match again?

24:00Cal:well i mean i don't know maybe yeah i mean they said they're going for bigger creators so

24:08Chip:he is the biggest one well i always thought that the charity match always had the biggest

24:11Cal:creators though i think they i think there's a clip of vick saying less smaller creators so maybe they're just the baseline is rising i don't know yeah i don't know about um

24:26Chip:I mean you'd imagine Mr. Beast but I wonder because like for example Kai Sinat done it the last few times I got a feeling that Kai's not gonna do it this year because he's in this like reading books era. Oh yeah I've seen this.

24:37Cal:Like he's learning to read. Nah the Kai Sinat clips it's been amazing. Nah it has been amazing. I love it. At the beginning I was like nah why is everyone fucking hating on it bro he's actually cooking. He's got this channel where he was just trying to do his own thing. He's actually show like progression in life and like learning skills Yeah, instead of being a fucking degenerate like what's wrong with this? He was getting culture I was like, oh my god, swear is finished these guys just actually want to see people to smash their head against the wall Yeah

25:05Chip:But then but then it's like it's turning a bit performative now To begin with I was in the same boat. I was there like why are we just hating on a guy like exploring a passion Like doing all this I was there I love the way he's documenting stuff but then I've seen him at like fashion week knocking around with the journal and I'm there like oh so the whole thing's just a bit of a gimmick yeah you don't have it four favorite

25:27Cal:books four favorite books where he dropped atomic habits I loved it every every guy has been through that when I read atomic habits it's a great book to be fair like oh they're get clipped now level one it's always the one you go for isn't it um nah but you know what it is what you said is coming across that way now it's like oh you're doing too much but at the same time it's banging and it's just it is working market wise for his brand i completely i'm so stuck i'm

26:00Chip:so stuck between what's performative and am i just looking at a guy putting on a fucking master i mean

26:05Cal:Everybody knows what he's doing right now. They know the name of the brand, Vivette. Yeah. Like, I don't even follow him and kind of know this stuff. And yeah, I think it's working. I mean, it definitely working, bro. And he's out in like fashion week. You know what? The fucking journal was full. Like, there's been some time put into that. I can follow that.

26:23Chip:Yeah. I mean, everyone's just waiting to see what the first bit of clothing looks like, right? Yeah, I guess so. Is it? Is it not? I guess so. I don't think we've seen any. We've seen him making him a shoe.

26:35Cal:we saw that but obviously is that like just a fashion shop yeah that's not

26:39Chip:that's not a bit of clothing slinky trousers

26:41Cal:yeah jester maxing legit although

26:44Chip:what would be like quite on brand for the current like marketing rollout would be him him go for something like really outlandish just to get people talking about it and then down the line he releases like more normal stuff oh yeah so that would surprise me the Kaisenat like fashion era is it's an interesting one I've got a few friends that say he's actually lost his fucking mind.

27:09Cal:I like him. When I met him, I knew because he was on my team. He was really nice to me. He was so lovely. I was like, you know what? You're really sound. Yeah, he was a lovely guy during that. Whereas some of the other people just think of a fuck. And I was like, you know what? Thank you, mate, for putting in an effort. I'm fucking with you. Yeah, I'm fucking with you.

27:25Chip:You're giving it. You know what, Kai? When Vivek comes out, we'll buy some.

27:29Cal:We'll be supporting. We'll get support. Fuck it, we'll support you, man. Not that you give a fuck about us, but now he does care about us now you're right he does care about he's probably watching this right now going that fucking what's up guy a couple white bars just supporting the cars

27:45Chip:like i'm really conflicted when you say that though because i you you're just a maxing when you say that stop bro get a mortgage fucking uh come on brother you gotta pick a side on your

27:57Cal:eyes serious pick a side bro that's the best thing about it you could just kind of just Fuck around. That's the point. Maybe there's no rules. There is no rules. Just do what you want, bro. They always call me a coconut anyway, so... I was getting called a coconut.

28:13Chip:What was I meant to do, man? What was I meant to do? God forbid a boy just catches a vibe on the phone. I was married to my wife, family.

28:19Cal:I didn't have a choice. God forbid. What do you want me to do? Go hunting him down. Go hunting him down. They're calling me a coconut. Can you please raise me? please come back and raise me boss yo your dad afk'd bro what are you supposed to do 100 % I don't even hate him for it like fuck it he probably made the right shot he knew what you were gonna be bro I was gonna fuck his shit up

28:48Chip:he knew he wanted nothing to do with your shit

28:51Cal:I'm actually glad he did because if I had him around I probably wouldn't have like ended up here because he would have fucked my shit up

28:57Chip:Yeah what do you think you'd be doing

28:58Cal:He wouldn't have been on the same wavelength as me

29:00Chip:What do you think you'd be doing if If he Oh I don't know If he actually raised you Have you seen it Have you ever met him Yeah when I was a kid Yeah but you haven't met him in time He probably looks a bit like you bro

29:16Cal:Nah I got my own shit I wonder if he's on test Do you reckon he's I need to have a fucking word with him Imagine it

29:27Chip:What was he doing?

29:29Cal:Imagine it Saying shit What the fuck? You fucked up my whole shit Gang Yo Bro just realised You had to have a word Hold on Hold the fuck up I have had so much shit done Cause your fucking bloodline is fucked Oh my god You owe me some You owe me some fucking money Yeah

29:54Chip:Yo some money By the way You could just tell him Like yo dad

29:57Cal:Like get your test Looked at For real I mean he's probably Like fucking 50 odd now He needs to get it looked at Yeah

30:05Chip:Anyways Shout out to To your mum actually Shout out to my mum Yeah She held it down She a real one for real Oh god What's the What's the best present You ever got your mum

30:15Cal:Um Well I sent her to New York For her 50th That's pretty sick So she Don't say it like that though Say it like what

30:23Chip:I sent her there. I shipped her off. I don't know.

30:28Cal:What shipped here sounds even worse. I shipped her. I just, I shortened it. I got her a trip. I got her a trip.

30:35Chip:I took her on a trip to New York.

30:36Cal:I didn't take her on it. No, but you linked her there. I met her out there.

30:39Chip:Maybe I shouldn't say it like that.

30:40Cal:I didn't link my mum. You met your mum out there. Yeah. Yeah. That's a sweet one. What the fuck? What are you doing? I got a flip. Bro

30:53Chip:No She's a darling She is a darling She's a dad God to sign

30:58Cal:Like my mum can take the banter Like obviously to be around me For that many years You have to be able to Actually take a little bit of heat Because I'd just be Was there ever a time

31:07Chip:Where you got like Really told off by your mum Like what is like The biggest like Off I'm in trouble here bro

31:14Cal:I don't think Anything too bad Like I can't remember So it couldn't have been Anything too too crazy You know I feel like

31:21Chip:because we were game with kids. I was in my room. We were just, we weren't actually getting up to bad stuff.

31:26Cal:Sometimes I'm like, damn, I was coming home, three o 'clock, finish school, walk home, 20 minutes, straight into my room, Call of Duty Halo, fable, all night. Sleep, wake up. Sleep, wake up. Same thing. I can't remember what time I was going to bed because obviously when you, when you game with the boys, like you ain't going off till late, but then you've got to wake up at 7, 8 a.m. for school. Yeah. Who must have been getting fuck off sleep for them five, six, seven years. Whatever it was. Shit, man.

31:54Chip:Yeah, well, I used to have it. My mom, my mom would like roll into my room and like, Callum, it's 3 a.m. Yeah, I remember that. What are you doing? Because what I would do, I would lie to her and I would say, she'd be there like, all right, you know, it's time to go to bed. I'm literally there. Oh, mom, I've got like one or two more games. I mean, the boys are jumping off. And then she goes bad. She goes bad, can hear her snoring. And I'm there like, boys, we're fucking on. but I would always fuck it for myself because the way she would wake up and know is because I'll be getting loud on the mic.

32:26Cal:Yeah, you got to put sound in your room, bro. And buy a little dust cover for the door. Damn. Shit, I was all over this, bro. How'd you even know that that's how sound worked at that age? I got lucky anyway, because eventually for some reason, my room changed and went downstairs. That's when I could go crazy. They put me in the conservatory.

32:46Chip:Yeah, oh yeah. I never knew this. You actually grew up in a conservatory.

32:51Cal:I didn't grow up. I had my own normal room for time. And then for some reason, I can't remember the reason, but I switched to a conservatory, but I was pretty happy about it. Although it was a bit cold, but they changed it into like a room anyway, or they put walls up, but it was still cold as fuck.

33:01Chip:Mate, the fact that you grew up in a conservatory, like fucking Charlie the Chocolate Factory is insane.

33:06Cal:It was so cold, bro. What I had to do at the night sometimes was I'd have to, I'd have this little plug-in radiator and I would put it next to my bed and wrap the duvet over it so the heat would come into the bed circuit.

33:18Chip:You had an eight sleep before eight sleep existed. I was on that shit.

33:22Cal:Oh, damn. But the bad thing about it is sometimes I slug every now and then we'll get into the room. A slug. You're like, fuck off. But at the same time, you get lonely. You're just like, what's up, bro?

33:34Chip:Welcome.

33:35Cal:All your mates are over in the corner. Feel free to join them. All my shoes come in. It's slime. Nice one, bro.

33:41Chip:You just look up and it looks like someone's blown snot all over them. But it was good times. Damn man, a conservatory, the internet must be next here or you get all wired in. Ruto was downstairs so I was wired.

33:53Cal:My dad to drill a hole through the living room wall and the conservatory wall. I had my door from the living room to the conservatory was like a fire door kind of thing. Or like some sealed, vacuum sealed thing, bro. They couldn't hear a word. Damn, that's actually the dream.

34:09Chip:I never got that.

34:10Cal:I'd be calling my parents slurs. They had no idea. You were living it up. Nah, you could genuinely, it was good. It was good, but at the same time, it was some real poverty shit. But it was nice, in a way.

34:22Chip:You know, that reminded me of the time. So I started YouTube, right? And then my PC had this thing where it, so I got like a custom PC for my birthday. Yeah. It was like a 600 pound one, but it like did the job, was like finally I was able to render a video within a day, like before I was having to do overnight renders, overnight uploads. Yeah. Finally, this PC could like render. So this is like what I was in like, right. Okay. I can finally start banging YouTube videos. I banged it for like six months and I was actually getting a bit of momentum. Then for whatever reason, my PC just wouldn't load up.

34:58Chip:So I stopped making YouTube videos for like a year. And because I was there like, oh, well my things, and it was never, it was always just like a bit of fun and like a hobby. It was never like the idea of it being a job was so far. At that time you couldn't even make YouTube a job.

35:13Cal:Yep. so I was there like oh whatever I guess that's just a sign like I'll just stop making my youtube

35:17Chip:videos and then my mom came into my room one time and I remember just kind of like switching at me she was there like you put all that time and effort into like those youtube videos and then you just stop doing it uh and like oh because like your pc bro why have you not tried and got it fixed I was there like I have tried to fix it I can't fix it she's there like no well you need to actually go and get it fixed go and take it to a shop and get it fixed like she started switching at me and i was there like i was there like oh like fine whatever anyways i found out what the issue was but i didn't have the money to get it fixed um because obviously then like youtube didn't allow uh like youtube wasn't paying me yeah and so um shout out to my grandma because she passed away oh she did pass away she passed away but i got a thousand pound inheritance money 1000 GBP for my mom literally said to me I got it having a word because I know you come from

36:13Cal:a little bit of generational wealth and what fucking grandma we couldn't stump up more than a G just a little bit more now but at the end of the day if you think about it that was the best investment of all time then I bet that was mad coin bro when I had a thousand GBP land I was

36:26Chip:like are you nuts when you're but my mom literally went to me she said you this money you're gonna go buy a new PC. Oh, that's yeah, that's good. So she didn't actually let me decide what I was doing with the money. She's like, go buy a new PC and then start up, start up the vids again. And so that's literally what I did. And so if it wasn't for grandma passing me down the ground and my mom getting onto my case, I wouldn't actually have made YouTube videos. I would have sacked it. Thank God your grandma passed.

37:00Chip:No, you know, I didn't pass down the money.

37:07Cal:You know what you said there? I realized that pause for too long. That's why I don't fuck with commas anymore. Really be fucking up. I roll commas.

37:18Chip:Yeah, RL commas Really be messy Nah, you know what? That's actually fucked me off, bro That's killed my whole vibe I'm not gonna lie I know you's thinking the same shit Nah, I was grateful That was the word I was looking for I was grateful

37:32Cal:You were grateful that your grandma

37:34Chip:Left me money Okay Good stuff Were you fucking when your grandma heavy? Like when she was kicking it? She made an amazing lemon drizzle cake You know, you ever get those back in the day? Were you quite close? Nah, not really Because obviously I lived fucking miles away

37:47Cal:That's why you only got a grand didn't fucking bother with her oh that one fucking that one fucking crap wouldn't say a word and ask if he could use my computer

38:03Cal:nah that would be me when my grandparents would always go around I'd be like oh can I use your computer go on room scape and I'd just sit on it sit on their computer

38:11Chip:yeah cause oh you know your grandparents are dusted right

38:14Cal:nah nah some of them are all floating about my nan's still cooking Really? She must be old Yeah she's She's an old lady But she's lovely I got her a trip She always wanted to go On the Orient Express That was like a dream for her So I sent her on that

38:30Chip:Stop saying Stop saying it Like you're You got her a trip on it I sent her away She never came back

38:42Cal:Yeah like But she I don't even think They can come to my wedding Because they're just like My granddad He's like Not majorly ill But ill enough To the point where He probably can't travel Like eyes fucked and shit Yeah So they ain't gonna be In the wedding Like none of my family Couldn't come into my wedding Like none of them Besides like my mom and dad And sister and shit

39:01Chip:Yeah Well you're talking about Like the unks and stuff

39:05Cal:None of that Yeah No cousins No antique Why is that? Because it just gets too much That and it probably Can't be fucked Well you don't really know them That right I know them all too well But it's expensive to Italy.

39:17Chip:Yeah. So you priced them out. Sweet bro. I hope you're happy with yourself.

39:21Cal:I also, I said like, Oh look, there's a coin available here. But they were still like, bro, I'll be honest with you. You know, kids, they got bare kids getting them out of school, getting all the way over to Italy. And I was like, you know what? Fair enough. Well, seeing your postcard pick was a bit sad, but then I was like, you know what?

39:40Chip:I'll be honest with you Chip. You weren't actually that sad.

39:42Cal:I was cause there's not going to be any family They're watching I'll just be like Yeah you got your mum and your dad That's all you need

39:46Chip:Mum, dad, sister Yeah true

39:48Cal:It is all you need But then at the same time I'm just like You look I'm not

39:50Chip:I can't feel entitled If they can't make it They can't make it What?

39:55Cal:Like I can't feel entitled To their time To their time For them to come It's not It's not Some stoic shit Yeah no They don't owe me that

40:04Chip:Fuck Yo cheers to that

40:06Cal:Bottoms up You gotta remind yourself They don't owe you shit Okay

40:09Chip:They're already giving you a lot They raised you They didn't raise you though

40:13Cal:No they definitely played a part

40:15Chip:Oh okay My family's small So they're all close Everyone lives

40:19Cal:Five minute walk from each other That's nice That's a community That's why they haven't moved out of Oldham Because they don't want to leave each other Okay But sometimes you gotta leave So that the sunflowers Can be in the right place And get some sun and grow

40:32Chip:Did you ever like Accidentally not realise That you were attracted to Someone that you were related to What? I just feel like If you all live within five minutes Of each other You might be like Oh you're fit And you're like Nah I just found out

40:45Cal:you need to chill bro

40:47Chip:you're so freaky shit

40:50Cal:what are you talking about I don't even know what that means bro who's been speaking to

41:01Chip:scroll down there was another thing that I liked on this doc this was a lot of waste of time this is funny man

41:06Cal:oh what have you posted what is that can you just go back up Cause I want to see what the, what you've never seen.

41:15Chip:The problem is you hear someone pointed this out, by the way, there's an 11 year age difference between us and Stanley. So you see when Stanley's they're like, Oh do this. It's funny. And where they're like, Stan, this is not fucking funny.

41:26Cal:Right. So you know, TikTok went out on the fellow studios, TikTok of that, what you're talking about of like everyone's age works at the fellas. And obviously me and Cal was like 994. And then some people like, you know, fucking 2007,

41:37Chip:2001.

41:38Cal:Daniel comes in 2007, bro. Do you know what has happened in 2007? Halo 3 came out. Modern Warfare 4 came out. What? Call of Duty. No, Call of Duty. Call of Duty 4. Call of Duty 4. Call of Duty 4. It's all over the place. Call of Duty 4. Modern Warfare came out in 2007.

41:55Chip:So he missed everything. He missed it all. He missed it all.

42:00Cal:By the time he could move his hands. We had just gotten like a hold of the 360 at that time. What? Like 360. What year did 360 come out? Like it wouldn't have been long into that life cycle. Nah, how can -

42:14Chip:I'm sorry. I genuinely feel if you were born in 2007, like you just missed, you missed everything.

42:19Cal:2005, like it really, it was 360 would probably just come into its fucking peak and bro was being born. Boy was sliding out his margins. He actually did miss everything. He actually did. Oh my God.

42:33Chip:Like - Like actually, what is your childhood? What has he experienced? Bro, his childhood is Beast Games.

42:42Cal:You know how fuck that is. Bro, when he was 10, it was 2017. Oh my God. What was happening in 2017?

42:49Chip:Let's go and figure out his childhood right now. Just put in biggest events in 2017. Wait, he was only 10 in 2017.

42:57Cal:Let me tell you what.

42:59Chip:His peak, right, would have been Fortnite.

43:01Cal:So when we were... That was my peak. When we were 13, we were playing College of Duty Model Offer. Halo 3, Bowshock, Gizwa, stuff like that. When he was 13, Fortnite had just dropped and shit.

43:14Chip:Oh my God.

43:15Cal:Fucking hell. Wow. Yeah, because I said my peak was Fortnite. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here? Las Vegas shooting, UK terror attack. Yeah, look, Trump got a major event. That was when he first got. Major events in 2017.

43:26Chip:Damn, so he was actually part of the Me Too movement. Oh, shit. Bitcoin boom? Oh, so he missed that. He couldn't even invest. But how are the younger generations was to keep up when they can't even catch a little fucking pump and dump Brex it It was ten years old when breaks it happened What? I actually can't believe it. I had a depressing thought the other day. Well, right Realistically your prime years 20 Through to like 50 those are like your years where you are most fun You're functioning as an adult. Yeah Would you agree with that?

44:08Cal:Yeah.

44:08Chip:Yeah. And I think from 50 onwards, you start declining and I think you're building up from 10 to 20. So you've got about 30 years in there of prime adulting, correct? We're a third of the way through, bro.

44:25Cal:I had a good app on my phone. Yeah. You click it and it's just got dots all over the screen. I saw this. And it's just like the weeks of your life or like shit like that, the mumps yeah you could set the age that you've been but it makes you look at it and go fuck i

44:41Chip:can't fuck about i gotta get some shit going yeah you know what there's two people type of people in this world they're looking at and go yo i'm gonna get after it like that i cannot let this week slide yeah and then there's other people that just like break down and have a mental crisis

44:55Cal:well thankfully i'm not the breaking down one over it i've saw it i was like yeah i'm jumping on testosterone now. I ain't got long to live so I'm doing it all. Everything. Gyno appointment. Test. How did that go? I've not had it yet. I still need to have it. I just need to send in some pictures of like Just send that one screenshot. All around. Yeah, I should just send that screenshot and say hello doc. You know. Bro, sort me. Help me. Help now. What else? I might get some other shit done. I just realized who gives a fuck? Like I got free will. Yeah. I don't want to spend like my 30s looking.

45:28Cal:This is what I'm saying.

45:29Chip:Like we've got 20 years left. of just living like an actual adult.

45:33Cal:I've been looking at myself thinking, damn, I got a double chin here coming on a little bit and I'm not even fat. Like what the fuck's going on? Need to look smacks ASAP. Like I might just, no, I might even get a little bit of chin lipo. Fuck off. I swear to God, I might actually just fuck around here. Please do it.

45:46Chip:No, because I'm not even on a hater vibe, by the way. I'm not even like, because you know what? You do it so that I can go into it afterwards and then it's okay. It's different as well.

45:56Cal:We're like front facing of like big companies and channels and stuff. if it kind of makes sense when you have to do it with your on camera a lot. Because you're always kind of getting judged and shit.

46:06Chip:No, but some people take it too far. Like Simon Cowell where you look at him and you go,

46:09Cal:yeah, smile for me, bro. That's mean. He's got feelings. He's not a fucking robot. He's a human being.

46:16Chip:And he actually was really good. He's the type of guy that would come on the pod. He would come on the pod. I've spoken to him. Should I DM him right now?

46:23Cal:DM him right now. Simon Cowell. Let's come and talk about everything. Come and talk about all the stuff.

46:29Chip:Yeah. I have spoke to him He's Manchester, isn't he? They're both from Manchester What was the conversation about? How are you? Oh, okay

46:36Cal:Good me Yeah Me? Good stuff you did with them With them That boy band Good stuff, that, innit?

46:44Chip:Have you seen that they tried to create a new boy band?

46:46Cal:He's got a show out right now Where he's looking for a new boy band on Netflix, right? That was what he's talking about

46:51Chip:Yeah, but that's been That's already happened

46:53Cal:Yeah, I didn't watch it I just remember scrolling past it Did he find the boy band? It's this idea These lads here December 10 they're called December 10 yeah just dropped their first original music for pre-save what so what what do you reckon happens when it actually is December 10th for these guys did they go fucking

47:12Chip:they gotta do a show

47:13Cal:it's like a big thing in the morning they all wake up like boys it's that day it's our name day yeah yeah that was when they were they created the group on December 10th I think that's why it's yeah that's some real I need to

47:25Chip:they need to give the fucking

47:28Cal:creative strategist

47:28Chip:a raise this year then since the boy band December 10 shall we do like a Christmas tune fellas Christmas tune yeah we could do

47:39Cal:what like Pitchside did that's a banger I love to Pitchside such a banger how does it go again on this Pitchside Christmas day yeah

47:50Chip:we need to do a Christmas tune this year yeah just ignore what Theo says yeah so Pitchside Yeah, we should do that. Now that Lad Baby are out the picture, I feel like we've got a chance.

48:03Cal:Lad Baby!

48:05Chip:They've died.

48:05Cal:Why?

48:06Chip:They've died. I think they'll be back for Christmas. No, they won't. They didn't do last Christmas. Did they not?

48:11Cal:No. Why?

48:12Chip:Because I told you, the gimmick's over. Oh, okay. But you know what's annoying? Is Sidemen genuinely could get a Christmas number one now that Lad Baby are out the picture. Last time, it was just Lad Baby that got in the way. Oh. I think this year, They need to go for it. To get a Christmas number one is like the most insane thing ever. Yeah. If they're bigger than ever now, just run it, boys.

48:35Cal:Do it. Yeah, they might as well. That would be,

48:38Chip:they should do it. And then maybe fellas can come second. Fuck it. We have a feature on them. We'll make a tune. Featuring Nick Pope. Featuring Nick Pope. Just was never on it. That's funny. Max Cador stuff. That's it. The banger.

48:53Cal:It was a great fucking tune. I did love that picture. they premiered premier was it premiered as well

48:59Chip:world premier so yeah that's kind of been I'd say we've got a lot of things going on this year we have we because obviously you guys know about this world record attempt right

49:13Cal:so we've got in touch a lot of people are saying we're just not even going to do it

49:16Chip:not well let me tell you we've got a bit of a worrying situation right now is we spoke to Guinness World Records and they're being awful Why? About it. Like they don't get what we're trying to do. We've said we're trying to do the world's longest podcast.

49:33Cal:It's literally a record they have.

49:35Chip:No, no. So they're trying to title ours, world's longest live streamed podcast. I don't want that because I said live streaming. It is just almost like showing behind the scenes of how we're making it. That's kind of what the live stream is. Yeah. Right. We're still recording the world's longest podcast.

49:53Cal:Yeah. Yeah. It shouldn't be.

49:54Chip:The live stream is almost like a separate thing that you can just ignore.

49:57Cal:Yeah. If anything, it's two records because it's both.

50:01Chip:Yes.

50:01Cal:Yeah. Yeah.

50:02Chip:Yeah. You're right. It is two records. Where are they? Yeah. So anyways, and then they're starting to say that, um, oh yeah, that's that. And then another thing is like, oh, you can only, you know, you, you have to do it in like four hour stints. So like you were both on for four hours. Then I leave for four hours. Then I have to come back on. No, you both have to leave for four hours and both have to have four hours breaks and ABS to do four hours. And then you boys both get to come back in. And then I'm like, how am I supposed to get a kip in four hours? Like four hour nap.

50:36Cal:This is what I'm saying. We're going back and forth with them. If this isn't a record that they have, why do they need to? They don't have this record. They have the record on their list, but no one's broken it. So it's a free record. So we are the first to be doing this record. However, I think what they're trying to get at is if we go for this, something like world's longest podcast, you boys have to be there the entire time. So that I think that's what they're saying. It becomes like, but a podcast will still be running.

51:04Chip:If it's just me, Chip goes away for a bit, come back. I'm still doing the podcast just because chips here. It's like having a rotating casting guest. That's that's bullshit. Yeah. But I think that's where they're trying to come up. But we are going back and forth because we were saying obviously that it still makes sense. they're still doing the podcast. It's still, if as long as one of them's on, it's still the podcast. Yes, it is still the podcast. Where's AB right now?

51:25Cal:Where's AB right now? We've done episodes before where one of us is just saying it's still the fellas. Yeah. It's still how it is. Still shot in the same place. But you know what they're like with these sorts of things. The world records are world records. They gotta be really, you know what, let me hard with it. Well, I'll get a little. We're going back and forth. Come sit with me. Because I'm not doing this

51:44Chip:unless I'm getting that plot.

51:46Cal:Yeah. So they've said that we can still title it. like world's longest podcast record on streams on on whatever i want the plaque to say that yeah the plaque has to be official that's why i'm just like and there's no reason not to give that to us

51:58Chip:yeah there's no reason because we are achieving that we are also live streaming it for the world's

52:03Cal:benefit to watch us complete it i know one thing i might do on it as well the lego death star will start at the beginning and we'll have it finished by then because i think that's just kind of one thing you're gonna one hand build it one to be honest i think at some points i'm going to change my mic to a mic stand so i'll just take this put it on a stand here and just build easy because then i can then at least something is progressing and at the end school yeah i think that's somebody left shout out to the guy left a comment about that because it was a good idea there's a couple good ideas people have put in the comments i need there's some more as well

52:41Chip:but anyways yeah that's where we're currently at so fingers crossed we can actually get that done uh keep scrolling down for a sec i saw i still don't know how it's gonna go i just think after

52:49Cal:day one we're all gonna be like we're fucking stupid why have we done this oh man i don't even

52:53Chip:think it'll be after day one i think we'll get like they've also said that obviously it's a new record so they said they'll give us a minimum time i thought that'd be maybe like three days something they've said the minimum is seven so we are that's the locked in i know we're doing that Anyway, but like, I thought maybe... That's also just bullshit.

53:09Cal:If it's a new record, why does it need to be... Why does it have to be a certain length if that's not the record? Well, no, they have to set a minimum. Otherwise, what you do... Okay, can the minimum not be five? That's still insane. I know, I know. That's what I thought they were going to give us. When we initially spoke, they said, oh, it might be like three or four days would be the minimum. They set as a baseline. Tell them we want five. That's still mental. Well, no, we're going to do seven anyway. And if we need to do seven, we'll do seven. But it's annoying because we're not beating another record.

53:34Cal:so we're doing extra for kind of no reason yeah we're doing it for the fact that it's like seven days what if we did five someone else goes and beat it a couple years down the line we're fucking back we'll know then we go for eight if you type in world's longest podcast what comes up yeah yeah

53:49Chip:we know that but this isn't actually like an official record because it's loads of different podcasts but do you reckon not that if you search up the world's longest podcast it won't come ours won't come up well we will be the official holders yeah I know I know you'd hope it would be but like anyways we're gonna do seven days So it doesn't even matter the conversation point. We're gonna do seven days. So yeah

54:10Cal:Yeah, that's kind of kind of where did you manage to get a quiz or no?

54:12Chip:Oh, yeah, please Let's do so 26 is the reason why this whole 2016 trend is is Popping off is because it's literally 10 years on I think so That's the only thing I yeah, yeah, I didn't know if there was another reason why 2016 was going off

54:25Cal:All right, should we do a little 2016 quiz?

54:26Chip:Yeah

54:28Cal:How much you remember from 10 years ago? fucking nothing. I actually have no idea about this. All right. So we'll just do scores. Just shout them out. Shout answers as soon as you can. Right. First question. Who scored the winning goal in the 2016 Euros final? Goatzer. The winning goal. 2016. Wait, say Euros final. Oh, Euros. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Let's think. The World Cup was in 2014. Oh, bro.

54:54Chip:I'm so bad at football.

54:56Cal:And it was Portugal. Portugal. and it was fuck I know who it is and I just forgot his name. Quaresma. Nope. Nope. Oh my God, I've just forgot his name and I know who it is. I know where I was. Describe him. I was a wireless. You're a wireless. Oh my God, this is niche. And it's not a guy that scores off. It was like kind of like, oh. Was he a starting player? No. Nah. If you gave me the first letter, I might get it if you give him the first letter to be fair. I'm just not going to get it.

55:27Chip:No, I know, but let me, but like trying to start, is it a Prem player? Nah.

55:31Cal:Nah, I don't think so, but it's a name we got. Okay. This guy was not, he was not him until this moment. Oh, really? He was back up, back up, back up. Have I forgotten his name, man? Back up, back up, back up, striker. He was bought on for the fact that, well, Ronaldo got injured, didn't he?

55:49Chip:Oh shit. He was like managing on the side. Yeah. Yeah. I remember this game.

55:54Cal:Not, neither of us are going to get, we're going to need a clue. It begins with an E. As in first name or last name? Last name.

56:03Chip:Nah, this is John. I don't know. Who was it? Edair. Oh, yeah. I remember him. I was never going to get that. Outside the box.

56:11Cal:No, I actually weren't going to get that. All right. Number two. This one I've kind of worded weirdly, but I think you'll understand it. What trend that started in 2016 that saw people dress up as something to scare and prank people? um the clown trend the clown trend you know the one where people were like doing it at night time all right what and it wasn't somebody i can't remember they made them pretty real i was shit scared when i was a kid i didn't know about faking them yeah well it got to a point but there was a few that were actually like what were you walking the streets of watford going there was one time i'd say there was one time in uh we were walking to school in like year seven and i i shit you know, or her locker, then we faulted.

56:53It was, we're not even taking, we're not taking no chances. Okay. Number three, the cloud of Watford, which, which Drake song dominated summer 2016.

57:03Chip:And I know when the hell I'm laying. No,

57:06Cal:no,

57:06Chip:I don't think we'll make that December. God,

57:09Cal:this is not going to be, this is not going to be good for me. I can't remember. 2016. What album is this? I don't know, but it's a fucking huge song. God's plan. Nope. that was way later I think is it one with Rihanna? no I'm not gonna get I just can't

57:27Chip:what do you mean Come On Boys

57:28Cal:Drake has like

57:29Chip:unlimited billion streams I feel like this is when I kind of

57:32Cal:stopped fucking with him though no 2016 was when we were heavy fucking with the wireless bro like you said this would have been prime I was an early Drake I wasn't on that you can't give me the album this is on well I didn't I didn't really listen to him I just heard the song this is not my

57:48Chip:I would have thought Hotline Bling was on the money there.

57:51Cal:I think it might have been later. Hotline Bling. But it's massive. We're going to hit ourselves. Not the Tootsie Slide.

57:58Chip:You remember that one? That was a little fucking summer anthem as well. Has it got anyone featuring on it? No. Just him. Is it the one where it's like his dad's on it?

58:10Cal:No, that came later.

58:12Chip:That album. TSU. That song. Where his dad does like a minute in the beginning. oh no it has got sorry it has got features on sorry who is it it's got Wizkid and Kylo that should help you oh my god yeah

58:28Cal:right come on bro this is your name I can't believe this I thought I was giving some easy ones out here nah this just shows how bad our memory like how have we not I can't even think of like his song names

58:40Chip:nah this is a summer anthem bro I remember this one with Wizkid how does it go nah It's like, oh no, I can hear the backing track. It's his number one song on Spotify. What? Four billion views. I don't know how you're not getting this.

59:02Cal:Can you sing it, Tyler? No, I sing it. I'm just going to give it away instantly. You've got to be quick. Right, right. Yeah. I need a... I can't say that title. I can't say that title. viewers and listeners are going to be like getting so angry right now bro one more time for I know

59:23Chip:oh no I know the I don't know the name of the show thank you I need a one dance I can't say the title could I right I'm fearful for the rest of these now you're going to tell me that you don't remember 10 years ago can I just say the last 10 years of my life particularly around 2016 was when I was really introduced to alcohol. I don't think I was sober for the five years following. You shouldn't drink. You shouldn't be on the sauce too much.

59:55Cal:You're losing memory. Number four, which manager led Man City to the... Mancini. Wait, no. Which manager led Leicester City to the 2016 Premier League title? Ranieri. Ranieri, well done. I thought you said Man City. No, I fucked it. Yeah, I think he was going to say that and he kind of... this one I don't know if you're gonna get now what charity trend blew up in 2016? ALS Ice Bucket yeah oh nice right next one how was 2016? what was Cal Freezy's most viewed video in 2016? 2016 a blind pen penalties we were on that yesterday what was Chip's most viewed video in 2016? in 2016 was it penalty king the thing is it might have been taken down penalty king I'm going to give you that.

1:00:43Hold, hold.

1:00:44Cal:It ain't actually that though.

1:00:45Chip:Huge YouTuber penalty shootout. Yeah, well, I don't know what videos you've taken. Hold.

1:00:50Cal:It ain't even penalty king. Hold. Fuck's sake. Okay. What plastic toy blew up in 2016? Fidget spinner. Oh, you're cooking, bro. Fair enough. This is... Right, next one. Which... Who won best actor at the Oscars in 2016?

1:01:09Cal:Right, let's wait for it. because it weren't Leonardo DiCaprio. No, it came later. Revenant was way later. Yeah. So I'm just trying to... Not Will Smith. Not Will Smith. Nah. But his King Richard one. Did he even win it for that?

1:01:28Chip:Lee, do you know the answer to this?

1:01:31Cal:2016. What films are coming out then? Was it... It wasn't Dallas Buyers Club, Matthew McConaughey. No, that was later.

1:01:44Chip:has Denzel ever won anything I feel like that goat should be on there

1:01:49Cal:I don't know I can't think 2016 I can't even think of the movies I came out then 2016 what type of movie was it I've never seen it

1:02:01Chip:was it a guy yeah yeah it was a guy what type of movie do you know I don't know this film You don't know the film? Nope. So you actually don't know the film? I don't know the film, but I know the fucking actor.

1:02:15Cal:Okay. I'm just trying to think of the top dogs now. Who's one in Oscar? You've got to start saying names, Chip. Because if Carl gets this, you might be away with it.

1:02:27Chip:I'm not even close, though. Yeah, I'm not close. Do you want to give us the movie?

1:02:31Cal:If I give you the movie, you're going to give it. Don't give us the movie. Don't give us the movie. Give us something before that so we can at least still get some of it. For what, though? Because the second he says the movie, we're going to get it. I don't know. I think you'll get it. That's what I'm saying. First letter of first name. Do you want to do that? Yeah, go on. L.

1:02:48You just got to say name at this point.

1:02:51Cal:Well, we've already said the main L. It's not Leonardo DiCaprio. You said it's not Leonardo DiCaprio. Well, it's not him, is it? Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh, for fuck's sake, bro. I said that in the beginning. I don't think any of us deserve a point to that. You went, oh, it's not Leonardo DiCaprio. So I was like, oh. So it was Revenant next. Yeah, Revenant was 2016. It was the first name I said. Yeah, but you know, but you said no. But I said it wasn't him. But I said it wasn't him. But I said it wasn't him. No, no, you said it wasn't Leonardo because Revenant

1:03:18Chip:and Revenant was where? Yeah, all right. None of us get the point. None of us get the point. You know what he said to me?

1:03:23Cal:Nah, it wasn't later.

1:03:24Chip:Yeah, I thought it was 2018.

1:03:26Cal:You could have bought it in and said, congrats. No, it is. Well, no, because you said it's not. Because you didn't say it. Can I have a point? No, you can't. Said his name. Nah. Fuck sake. What gorilla died in 2016? I needed that coffee in my mouth Okay, this is a This is a nice little one I'm going to finish the headline And it's all about Pokemon Go headlines Because it was big in 2016 So, first one Teen stumbles on blank blank While playing Pokemon Go Blank blank Nope War bomb Treasure Hidden treasure Pirate ship Nope Such a good shout What do you fuck do you stumble on like It's so random isn't it It's not random Two words Hidden grave Close Close Hidden bunker Close Other word Not hidden Mass grave no i don't know what's in a grave uh coffin grave dead body dead body

1:04:44Chip:nah we kind of said the same i don't i don't want to take it i don't want to take it okay these these are last two i don't know i ain't got this man plays pokemon go in delivery room while wife blank blank blank gives birth gives birth to a baby yeah um like if it's that it's that

1:05:04Cal:but it's not the right words but um it's that but it's not right this is semantics no no he's got he's very close I'll give you that easy labour was the yeah that's fine what's the last one the last one is a bit of it's numbers one so I'll give you the closest one if you want to score Pokemon Go responsible for more than blank deaths in blank months give me deaths and then give me a period of 15 6 25 deaths in 12 months. I'll give that one to Chip because it was 250 deaths in five months. 200 of what? People just going off cliffs like nah, there's a Bulbasaur down here. People like going across train tracks and shit trying to get the Charizard.

1:05:45Yeah.

1:05:46Cal:Fucking hell. Or whatever.

1:05:47Chip:Mate, that's mental. Calvin's. All right, guys. Look, I think we'll wrap up today's episode. Hell yeah.

1:05:54Cal:I actually need a number two. You need a number two? Oh, I needed it a long time.

1:05:59Chip:Today was a good day. You know, we racked up roughly£170 for our end of year trip which is great. Obviously I was late Were you not late? He was on time I was just winding you up in the chat First of all Chip, I just want to say since you've been taking hard drugs

1:06:20Cal:you've just leveled up That's so true

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1:06:34Cal:Or you could do both on Fellows Loaded, of course. Why not guys? Support the gang.

1:06:38Chip:Also with Fellows Loaded, if you haven't already, if you don't already know, we've got a couple of big specials going on because Lee and Tempo are forcing us to do them. So yeah, we've got a couple of big videos coming out. Of course, you can watch everything ad free over there, which is fantastic. And not only that, but that's where the extended uncut uncensored versions are. So you'll want to head on over to, um, loaded. I'm also, uh, I got to update the boys on a cool feature that I've,

1:07:05Cal:that I've found for, uh, for loaded.

1:07:07Chip:Yeah. Anyways, uh, we will see you guys next time. I have a fantastic one. I don't think we'll probably have another two man solo like this in a little while. Other than, of course the bonus apps on loaded. So, we'll see you guys on the next episode. Sayonara bitches.

1:07:23Cal:Goodbye, everyone. God bless and have a great night.

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