272. Drunk YouTuber Ski Trip & AB’s Valentines DISASTER…

13:47Cal:Maybe a degenerate, isn't he? Bro, a massive degenerate. Sick snowboarder Just getting absolutely Fucking trolled Every day No by the way There was not one time Stopping at every bar

13:59Chip:He had a beer in his hand Every minute of every day

14:01Cal:It could be one bar here And then at like A one minute snowboard There'd be another bar He'd be like Oh we gotta stop Yeah

14:06Chip:We'll just do one more But he was the best Like a skier snowboarder Out of the group I'd say he probably had Like the best vibe The whole time as well Like he was just in a Permanently battered Yeah yeah yeah

14:18Cal:I hear that He was always on a little wave. I feel kind of bad for Arthur though because he was sharing a room with Chip and Chip got the fudge puddles on the last day. The fudge puddles? Bro, honestly. That's disgusting. He was just squirting on the toilet for like 10 hours

14:33Chip:and Arthur's got to share a room with him. You were the only two that were sharing a room.

14:37Cal:Yeah, because he couldn't get a room, could he? Can they use a toilet yet, Chip? I said to him, I'll split my room up and I emailed them and said, sort it out. Sort it out. Well, I just asked for a twin room. I just felt bad. Otherwise he wouldn't.

14:54Chip:But it wasn't you and Arthur have a relationship. Like this is an ongoing bet.

15:00Cal:Yeah. Well, I was just like, fuck it. He wasn't going to come if I didn't split my room. So I was like, oh, might as well. No, I hear it.

15:06Chip:But you guys love sharing room. It's like your stick.

15:10Cal:Chill time at night. We can chat shit. You know what I mean? I'm not watching fucking videos. Do you watch things together? Sometimes.

15:19Chip:sometimes one air pod each or out loud when we were on a road trip recently we like watched a

15:27Cal:we listened to like fucking five-part podcasts and all the roman empire fell and shit like that and then we'll just i like that for both of you we'll discuss it it's a great guy when it comes

15:36Chip:if i've got a topic i want to talk about i'm gonna like i'm gonna bring this up with arthur i feel like he's gonna be the guy he'll always know about it in some capacity or he'll lie to you so convincingly that it just convinces you that he knows about it anyways. Yeah. And so I'm more than happy to play along with that.

15:50Cal:Go around the corner, Google a fact about it, come back and say the fact. He's good, but nah, he knows too much. To me, anybody that puts up

15:58Chip:with your shit for a week is a bit of a legend. So fair enough to I. I can retweet. And then we had Will Any, my goal. By the way, he's actually, because I remember he started on the snowboard and he gave up the snowboard for skis almost instantly, which was a wise decision. And he's actually a pretty good skier.

16:19Cal:He's all right. Yeah, he's actually pretty good. And he was like keeping up with the main group and all that.

16:23Chip:So it was good. Yeah. Are you tempted at all to move across to the skis? Nah. I think you got to see that. I know when it comes to the tricks, I'm going to fucking go pro. Yeah. Bro, all I watch is snowboarding shit now.

16:36Cal:Is that what? My FYP became snowboarding after the trip. So I decided to big air shit and all that.

16:41Chip:I could have done some jumps and rails bro Can I be honest with you I'm watching those videos And I do think to myself like I should be able to do that I don't get it but then when you're there And it's all in front of you Actually in person I'm going nah I can't even do the baby one Because it's stuck to your feet you're like I should be able to do it all I need to do is turn But nah fucked Especially when there's edges involved So That was that Oh yeah Cowls look alike is wasn't there. Oh, yeah, so he was like free kind of frame logged you a little bit

17:20Chip:Frame you guys have lost your mind Wait did Arthur post it was either Arthur

17:28Cal:You need to go on Arthur TV more What? Oh, what? He's got second tits up for some fucking of course. It's like a shit post. It's up Oh, that is weirdly similar.

17:44Chip:Oh, wow.

17:44Cal:That is such a good shout.

17:46Chip:Oh, yeah. He's actually tall as fuck. Like, you know my shit. I'm tall as fuck, too. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Anyways, he was a lovely guy. He came over and he was there like, yo, all my friends call me Cal. I was like, bro, I'm so sorry. Like, I want to actually apologize. All you don't understand is a level nine mogger can still get out-aured by someone with motion. What the fuck? Bro, get help. Stop saying shit like that. What you pulling out? I actually realized I had mouth tape in my pocket when I got here. It wasn't even for a bit. You can have some matches if you want. No, we good, we good, we good.

18:28Cal:I was at a pub last night. What? Really? Yeah, just like a little... We can talk about what you did, right? You announced the Formula E stuff? Yeah. On the pod. On the pod. No, we haven't talked about it. I had my training today and yesterday, but obviously it was long as fuck. So we're like, let's go get dinner at the pub. I'm going to have a couple of drinks. And then people are like bringing me mad shit to sign. Some guy brought over a chainsaw, signed his chainsaw. Then they got me behind the bar and I was pulling pints, Guinness, cider, anybody. Mate, what were you up to last night? It wasn't even a messy one.

19:02Cal:It was just like, yeah, I'm here. I am. I'm in Woodstock.

19:06Chip:Wait, so the people that are coming up to you, they're just the locals or they worked or they're working on your shoot they were just locals

19:12Cal:that that were fans I guess oh my god Jesus walked up with a chainsaw yeah he was so it was so funny I got a picture and video of it and then I also signed a phone case that had a baby on it

19:24Chip:bro what the fuck was happening

19:25Cal:in Woodstock somebody pulled a Yu-Gi-Oh card out of their wallet signed that that was kind of cool I've signed a catalytic converter that's fucking fucking that's fucking weird it's a lie as well yeah fair enough are you not scared to drive a full formula and their fucking placenta, bro. Oh, bro. That's fucked. That's the shit that babies shit out, innit? They don't shit that out, bro. I was going to say what's wrong with me, but what is wrong with you, bro? They'll eat it, don't they?

19:51Chip:Anyway, are you scared? They do. Bro, just chill out.

19:54Cal:It's true. They blend it up into a... Sorry to say this. It's big. Ham and passanta toasty. Exactly, bro. Bro, get to that. Don't talk about pepperoni passanta pizza. Probably got mad creativity in it. From fucking Franco Manco.

20:06Chip:Franco Manco placenta pizza Are you mental Can I get my pizza stuffed With placenta please Yo that's kind of weird To even bring up right now What are you doing It's the worst emote ever Emote Bro I don't know when you unlocked him You're just walking around bubbling spit Nah that's fucked I don't do stuff like that

20:28Cal:You start dribbling in public What are you locked So now you're just lying on the pod I will hear some gargling I'll turn around and you're just looking at me dead stare just bubbling spirit bro you lot gotta stop fucking lying on my name I was gonna say you're not shitting it to drive a Formula E car not as much anymore now that I've done the sim you've been putting hours in on the sim were you good on the sim I actually didn't get to yeah but I didn't get to do too much sim work so I was doing a lot of like content there oh so I actually would have liked to do it more I think I maybe did about an hour and a half yesterday

20:58Chip:be quicker than the other boys

21:00Cal:um I got the exact same time Ethan's got oh okay that's why but I think me and Ethan are You were saying Ethan's going to be a problem, weren't you?

21:06Chip:No, he's on our team though.

21:07Cal:Yeah, he's on our team.

21:08Chip:Oh, but also not really.

21:11Cal:No, he's on our team. It is like that. It's just set up like if me and Ethan go really far, we could face each other. But there's a couple of people on the other team that are going to be fast because they've already done it before. So to be honest, kind of cheating. What are the YouTubers on it again? What did you say?

21:25Chip:What are the YouTubers? On the Senor Frogs team, who we got?

21:29Cal:Your team principal, me, Will, Ethan, Arthur, and Izzy Hammond.

21:33Chip:Yeah. By the way, I didn't realize that's Richard Hammond's daughter. Yeah. Or am I being trolled? No, I actually did clock on because it was a bit of a giveaway in the name, I thought. Well, just because Hammond's in the last name. And she's whipping about and she's probably short, I'm guessing. Yeah. Backfired. Disgust. You're a pig. Not gonna lie. Try to fucking vocal mog. Try vocal mog me. That's insane. Bro, I did vocal mog. I've been a massive Richard Hammond's daughter for the time.

22:00Cal:What the fuck is going on here right now? It's not frame mogging. Also, I, bro. Okay. It's all Jester Maxing. I was actually in a race, bro, but it's on Valentine's. No, I actually was saying that, you know. Sabina said to me, like, oh, why is AB not coming? I was like, Valentine's Day.

22:20Chip:What are you doing on Valentine's and making you so busy? I'm going to figure something out, bro. I'm thinking I might, part of my story, I think I'll come to the grotto and we'll just do pop the balloon for which one comes on a date with me. I thought I'd actually be down for that, bro.

22:37Cal:I'm actually down for that. Just, no, it's not. What do you mean you're down for that? First of all, you're not invited. What is that what we're going to do? Bro, you're not sacking off this formula for that. Fucking hell, man. Last time I asked for an invite. No, but this isn't, this is not for content, bro. If you're not invited, don't ask to go. That's what they say anyway. Fucking, and they were right. Bro, this is not for content. I'm actually, this is, I'm going to do this off camera. Is there any certain girl That you'd hope would turn up Nah Fucking hate gal Fucking What's wrong I'll get some rounds You'll get some rounds Talking like it's Deliveroo I'll figure it out Chill out Just Valentine's You won't figure out shit bro You're hitting a level 99 goon I'm not Level 1 girl I can't let it happen again You're downloading fucking mobile game ads Can't have that 22 years in a row I can't do 22 Valentine's Day in a row goon maxing there's no way you can you can you can't bro I can't you should do 22 fucking 22 nuts in one day just to celebrate nah I can't keep living like this that's one chore of his record I'm just gonna go on a one man step in Leeds and be like I'll pull my story drop my location and just let it happen

23:55Chip:that's insane ladies you can have me but maybe maybe that's the day to do your two man step with Max Kedar that you were talking about on the pod. I can't. Not on Valentine's.

24:06Cal:Not on Max. I can't. You're right. Just like, just like, just realise you're... You're...

24:17Cal:What the fuck? It's been two weeks and he's forgotten how to podcast. I'm trying to say two words at once. They should know it's like half eight in the evening. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We probably seem a little bit delirious. Had a whole... Yeah, this is like an after. We've all had a long day. He's ill You've been cleaning your flat I was in the form of the evening Graft

24:34Chip:Why do you think you Suddenly got like A wave of motivation I don't know I've got some tunnel vision Right now I'm fucking without No distractions

24:42Cal:You know where you Get like Just like see a little video At 3am And you start doing Fucking press ups In the dark Yeah It's like that But I'm doing it In the light As well That's it Start ordering Fucking butts Like out of war And shit Yeah But it loads of power Power

24:58Chip:Yeah I was gonna say that Power was fucked

25:00Cal:You got six books come from Amazon, like two days later you never read one of them. That's actually mad, because I've just bought a book and you open it and it just says write it yourself. Empty pages. You write your own life. A book. No, just sit.

25:16Chip:Oh, I wish it was. Pod's good. You know I said to Chip. You know I said to Chip the other day. It's heating up to be an old timer. I said to Chip earlier. It's getting better, this is getting better. I said our morning ones are the best ones. It's the ones where we're slightly delirious. Morning the washed. nah lunch time nah lunch time I don't mind but as soon as anything if we do a pod after three I'm usually there like nah I'm fucking knackered yeah that's usually probably my prime apart from today because I was up early that's what I mean you reckon you'll be up tomorrow early oh you might be getting a car can we talk about that yeah I'm going back up north tomorrow to pick up the debender which has been customized yep thick green Aston Martin green yeah it's a bit brighter

25:56Cal:than I thought it'd be but I'm glad it is because it stands out a bit more you know what's mad when you're driving it, you won't see it. Yeah, no, bro. It's actually not fucking useful in any way. No, but basically every time I fill up petrol in my car, I take a photo of it. Oh, okay. That's... I think you need to get a picture. You know them guys that print out pictures to show people in the elevator? I've got a phone. You should get a picture of your car and put it on your windshield so you can still see the colour outside whilst you're driving. Bro, I'll just only look in the wing mirror and be like, oh.

26:26No, but basically, basically, right, I've got, it's like forest green on the side it's not forest green bro it's still fucking length

26:37Chip:it's nice but we're calling it aston martin green all right you got some accessories on the side too yeah what so it's green bonnet still black just a little two-tone number is that how they call it at fucking armstrong that's working and then i got like a black cargo land rover thing that hangs off the side it's like an off-road thing that you can puts it in then there's like an off-road ladder on the other side it's like beefed up I like that front windows tint and new sidesteps you planning to use any of that? nah I don't even live where the car is yeah barely even use still cool though and it's something to do oh yeah that's the main thing it's something to do to vlog dial I'm so gassed tomorrow just to drive around to nowhere with tunes on so you're picking it up tomorrow then?

27:22yeah that's exciting vlog it yeah my boy wrapped it nice I hope he hasn't fucked it

27:27Chip:Well, if you get there, they're like, ah, this bit's a bit fucked, that bit's a bit fucked. It's quite close. Or does he do a lot? It's quite close to a dealership, so I'll just flog it. He does a lot. He's got a legit rapping business. Okay. You just said it was like my mate. No, no. He's not in his driveway. He's like the Yorkshire Anomise, bro. Oh, shit. Yeah, big at Rap Studios. Rap Studios. Rap. With a D. All right, cool. So he's defo-rapped cars before then. Oh, he wraps bare cars. Okay, cool. You thought this guy was just some random bloke

27:55Cal:that's just coming.

27:56Chip:Well, he kept just saying, my friend my mate so i was like oh is this another one he says this about everyone though it says about central c what now he calls him wait what's his he's got a new name first of all it's oakley but if you're gonna be taking his uh he's called the kill now a kill only one only only his boy would know that yeah that is like deep sense law just is what it is i guess i've been saying this bro that is insane you said that he's the one person that you'd be starstruck to me that's it Yeah. No, I didn't say starstruck. I'd ask for it probably. I don't think I would because I would be like, oh, that's it.

28:36Chip:Bro, I don't even fuck them at all actually. No, you do. You kept sending me like his manager's Instagrams and shit. What, YBs? Bro, YBs is cold. He's just on a face reveal as well. Check that out.

28:49Cal:I was just promoting his whole crew. The whole fucking, the whole posse.

28:58I've actually forgotten his right hand man's name

29:01Chip:is it not YB now he's got someone else I'll cop a school cap yeah fine is that not my launch stick it's central seas okay oh yeah my acting thing he's pulled up

29:15Cal:I mean it's not very good for the audio listeners I mean yeah nor is anything we ever pull up from yeah but like how do I even describe packet I was more saying how yeah in hindsight It's like the plot doesn't make much sense. Yeah, what happened that day? So what was your... Yeah, so it's promoting this drop actually, which is like... Another drop? Yeah, it's like some classy shit. So basically recreating... I don't know, every time the Americans are in the UK, they want to do some Guy Ritchie style advert. So this is meant to be some snatch sort of vibe. It is an American doing an Irish accent and it sounds Scottish.

29:47But he's basically just coming up to the table, offering...

29:51Chip:It's the other way around. He's trying to do a Scottish accent and he sounds Irish. Is it really? I think. No, it's actually surely Irish. Like travel. Oh, I'm not sure. I don't know, bro. But yeah, it's basically, he comes up to the table, he's like, oh, I'm going to scrap your boys and I was just freestyling. They made me drop the bat. I thought you were quite good at this. Yeah, way better than the usual one. I really like it. I'm doing one in LA this month. Yeah. But yeah, they made me drop the bat in like the North Star Line again, which wasn't too keen on re-sign. Rins and zing. It was forced into the plot a little bit.

30:19The other one was better when I was a boxing coach, but they actually are really fun today.

30:24Chip:Well we're gonna have to do our fellas trailer so we need to Yeah we'll Give that a little go for the new season Oh yeah this one was way better Yeah this is a good trailer

30:37Cal:Yeah Anyway Fuck that guy I agree What is Jmail? You don't see this You're living under a rock bro download the app right now First he misses out on the JB5 app Now this JB5 app Yeah. Oh my God.

30:54Chip:You need to join our group chat on JB5. You got the JB5 app as well. Yeah. I'm not involved in anything. No. No, JB5.

31:02Cal:I added him on there. Bro, I'm not involved with any of this. He blocks me on JB5, bro. What the fuck's JB5? Jude Bellingham 5 app.

31:09Chip:Yeah. Jude Bellingham's got his own thing. What do you do all night? Just chat about Bellingham. Genuinely, he posts like his statements and shit on there first. All right. He'll post a selfie and he'll be there like. That's sick. Yeah. So anyways, hit me up on the app. Not, not the J photos app. Speaker 3 Yeah. There's a lot of cold picks for such an evil. Speaker 3 00.

31:33Cal:Speaker 3 00. Speaker 3 00. Speaker 3 00. Speaker 3 00.

31:35Chip:You know what is actually crazy, right? The pigs do like, I need the effect that are on these photos or I need to know the camera he's using because there is a certain effect It's that 2016 glow. It's like the slideshows you're seeing on When I met you in the summer. They go off, bro. Okay. This is just straight. The whole thing's fun, but whatever effect he's using on the camera, whoever's taking the pics. It's a little disposable, isn't it? Is it? Not that long ago, this stuff. If anyone's got the ID on Jeff's cam, drop it. By the way, Honestly, this is the worst generation for this shit to come out.

32:17It's just like the one time no one takes anything seriously. Have you seen the big trio? What big trio? Come on.

32:24Chip:Jeffrey Epstein, Charlie Kirk, and Diddy. Diddy. How did Kirk get looped into this?

32:28Cal:Not really even on that level.

32:30Chip:Same level. They done Kirk dirty with this one. Yeah. Low Kirk, Kenyon Lee. I don't know why he's even in that shit, bro. Yeah, it feels like it was just a timing issue for Kirk. I bet you know what?

32:40Cal:I bet some of the past guys like Joseph Fritz or Gary Glitter are fuming because they went down didn't get no like legacy memes or anything like that it was different right now you've got minecraft kirk ai edits and shit yeah it is kind of mental that just all these world leaders are just flicked oh not even just memes like yeah this is this is actually insane the old jokes aside no it's actually made it serious now we actually got no because this is why i've not been sleeping properly. I'm figuring this out, bro. Bro, I've gone through, there's three million documents, I've gone through 2.4 million, bro.

33:18And I couldn't tell you anything apart from Loco, can you, and these jokes? Nah. It's the Fortnite stats.

33:26Cal:Yeah, this is tough. You know what? It's Fortnite stats for a fucking old man. It's not bad. Also, 79 hours playtime. Go outside. Bro, I remember that website because my boy said had three solo wins and I was like I went on and it was two but it's group leader and I was like oh my god I've got it sitting on a gold mine no one really heard me up good website that used to be one of my

33:48Chip:wait so yeah they said that Jeffrey Epstein had a Fortnite account and that he was still playing the other day Little Chef 11 or Little Chef 1 yeah let's put two and two together non-Fortnite account he's buying kids V-books well he did buy V-books yeah for you yeah How else would you get? That's my first thing. If I was to... I'm not. Look, bro. He spat out his blueprint.

34:20Cal:That's my point.

34:22Chip:Wait, what'd you say?

34:25Cal:There's an email about... There's an email about... Is this him pioneering the way for microtransactions in Call of Duty? Did you see... Wait, so this is him? Oh, no, this is from someone else. I just don't know. I see one of these every day I don't know if it's real or not there's a few that I've seen but this one this one is is the one about them eating like intestines real is there anything to that I've got something mad that I was going to show you he's talking about having virtual items in games that you can buy and then the guy replies saying yeah I'm all for indoctrinating kids into the economy into an economy yeah yeah yeah with real world rewards like shit like that yeah this guy obviously

35:01Chip:did not play fucking FIFA 12 or FIFA 13 when I spunked my entire load on FIFA points. Nah, bro, he ran MMOGA. So I don't be for you. Use code Jeff at checkout. Fuck.

35:18Cal:He actually had just his finger in so many pies. Oh, I can't say that. It's a fun thing to say. You're not seeing that from like a joke perspective.

35:27Chip:You're just saying that in general, but that's actually fucked.

35:31Cal:This is it that you were right with one word there. perspective it's all about how you look at it i was looking at it from a business perspective you've instantly gone for some no i'm just saying bro choose your phrases carefully when you're talking about this guy yeah he's one of the most prolific pedophiles of all time so now that you've i've thought about that you've now i completely now i completely understand i'd actually like

35:54Chip:to retract everything i've said in the last hour cool bro we'll just redact everything Can you just bleep all my shit forever now? I actually don't fuck her what this guy was up to. Yeah bro, hot take, hot take. Someone's got to say it. Jesse F. Jean was not, he was not on. He's not my cup of tea. That's the fucking time. No. Real bad boy. You know what? Real bad boy. Oi has B-Love done a skit yet? Probably. Surely not what I would have done if...

36:26Cal:He ain't invited a cookout, that's for sure. that's so oh but we we all wanted to be nah oh he's good nah never mind just fucking ignore me thing is I spoke about it before if you weren't at Epstein's cookout you weren't cool you weren't back then yeah back then you weren't like I do think one of the problems is like there's people who just went to the island and immediately people like no I do think people celebrities definitely will have gone and just like gone for a function and left didn't know yeah or they've gone

36:58Chip:and they didn't realise what it was and they've rocked up they're like what the fuck I don't think everyone who's been there has done some mad shit nah nah because it's too risky like if there's like hundreds of people there's no way he'd let like that many people know about the the set up and there's just like there's people I like who went like come on not Will Ferrell Will Ferrell went I actually don't know so let's not just stick his name in there randomly then bro

37:22Cal:allegedly allegedly yeah no I don't he might no he didn't nah you know what I don't know how to save you Yeah, bro. You might be fucked. I'm going to break. Well, he's done it. Kill him. Can't believe this Jeff guy's been about doing shit. Well, what else can we talk about then? I don't know. We could chat about this for time. Did you see about the Bitcoin stuff as well that he was involved in? Like he was asking the creator of Bitcoin. Yeah, Satoshi. If you could like him.

37:47Chip:No one knows what happened to that guy. Nobody knows who it is, right? Even in the interview. People say that he's dead. In the interview that got shown, like he does seem like really smart obviously you have to be smart to fucking convince that many people to yeah but like he was talking about how banks work I understood none of it but I was dialed in it's hard not to watch he could be talking he's got away with words yeah that's his whole thing though he's supposed to be like a charming air fries for a bit I'm what the e-commerce god broke even on air fries four ninja air fries that's so funny broke even I still think not lost I still think you need to go back to those days or you need to as a part of a vlog just see if you can dip back into a little drop shipping era let's play a bit chat about them because I start chatting about it and they've used me to promote it they've been like oh AB was on our method now look at his life bro that was not from that was not from your shit bro I had to buy Stranger Things Demogorgon backpack bro I had two of them oh my I actually went into like Ryman's to buy that in person as well because everyone was like these are going to flip like nuts on either again broke even bro it's 15 quid it's still going to be 15 quid it's not fucking dead stock Jordan fuck off fucking off you're a good egg we should film a pod at midnight once 3am gone wrong we called Elmo

39:32it was him as well but oh what was the um Dov, Dov, back in 2016. He did that. I'm fucking cold out. That's cold. Is he still counting about? Who's Dov? Do you remember Dov? No, this is not the guy I was on about. This is a child, bro. Well, he used to do these videos. One mil subs, two uploads. Yeah, he got banned and shit like that, but he used to do these videos of like calling the boss baby at 3am. Yeah. Oh my God, Dov. Yeah. I forgot about him. That's why I do. No, I do remember Mima's dude, but this isn't the guy I was thinking of. I was thinking of the American. Oh, I know who you're talking about.

40:07He did his own, like, faked his own girlfriend's death and shit. I know what he was talking about. He's one of them tap - He used to make loads of the free-man videos. Whenever, like, a famous person died, yeah, he would do the Wee-Tuber challenge. Is that one of them prank invasions? Yeah. Oh, rock, paper, scissors, let me do it. Is that the - They used to get me going. Were they fake or not? What? Their prank invasion. I don't know. Quick game for a quick kiss. I don't know, bro. What is this though? Get with Gal on beat. What sort of shit were you guys watching? I don't know, I'm just hoping it was fake.

40:36Do you reckon Ouija boards were real? They were mad. You never know. Do you reckon my fucking Monopoly saying people's Monopoly, innit?

40:43Chip:So do you reckon... No, but they come from like a real historical... Do they actually? Yeah. I would happily do one now. You would do one? I would not think of it. No, I wouldn't do one. I wouldn't do one. I don't fuck with it. Real shit. Because part of me slightly believes it. That was it! Jay's station! Jay's station! What happened to this guy?

40:59Cal:Fucking... He must have just stopped, surely. Nah, click on his channel. I think it's gone because he was on some fuck shit probably saw a short call Charlie Kirk at 3am he definitely would have done that yeah actually I'm glad these guys aren't about now I called Jeffrey Epstein at 4am I got invited to the mountain mountain yeah they're just all on kick now bro oh shit I wasn't meant to leak that bro new fucking watch level of locked yeah I found some shit in the house bro

41:24Chip:yeah is there any shit that you wouldn't do like for example Ouija board I'm not doing really yeah just because let me tell you why I don't actually believe in it but I don't want to tempt it do you know what I mean like I agree I think that it's I think waffle but there's no need for me to do it I think the only way like if I was on loads of shrooms and someone put a Ouija board out I'd be like fuck that because I'd actually like sense of demons and shit I think just if it was now it'd just be a little game and then I'd go home and watch Netflix and nothing would happen yeah it's valid yeah but what if like one little thing did happen and then you'd be there like yeah like a glass falls and you're like fuck and then you feel like you're haunted for life no but what scares me is like a crackhead is like just gonna got nothing to lose and gonna stab someone up yeah that's what scares me

42:09Cal:that's why I wouldn't go under the tunnels in Las Vegas so in my top 5 top 5 things I wouldn't do go under the tunnels in Las Vegas Ouija board go to Epstein Island scuba diving in the Mariana Trench skydiving yeah go into deep waters skydiving's scary and I probably won't do it but it still wouldn't be I don't think that should make your list top 5 things you wouldn't do Nah it's just top five Pretty safe innit

42:32Chip:I wouldn't go into A box of snakes

42:35Cal:Yeah that's fair enough bro

42:36Chip:That's a bit niche bro Yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't want to get shot Sick Nah I hear it I hear it bro That was a good one Sat around for time Waiting for this pod Thought of nothing Just watch Uncut Gems Pretty good film

42:58Cal:I had a dream I got deported by like The English version of ice

43:06Cal:Forgot to tell you The thing is they would get you Actually fucked me up For like good part of the day And I'm like googling Like does it exist Like Checking they're gonna come get me Texting my mum like Yo am I Am I actually Are we fine? You sure I was born here? Like you're not lying to me And shit

43:23Chip:I swear to god You know how Like in the US And they're like You know they'll be Protecting people I'd rat you out so quick I'll be like he's round the corner yeah I'll talk him out he's literally on the podcast set right now you can go grab him me and AB will hold the ship steady for a bit bro

43:38Cal:they come fucking barging my door down I've got Uno reverse card straight up like you're fucking dumb buddy don't bring up Uno bro or I've just got a fucking game of Cluedo on the table in front and I'm like sit down Mr. Agent you think everything sounds like a movie don't you no no it is your brain's rotting we're in charge of our own scripts fucking what they come barging through the door to detain me. Next thing I know, like, AB, go, kicks that boiler, blows it up. Fucking whole rooms in smoke. Is that a real boiler? Yeah. I fucking get on the ground, I do that little Sonic roll out the room.

44:09Cal:I'm gone. Stanley plays a sound effect for Sonic. On the thing. Couple rings collected. Yeah, in real life. Anyway, very excited for the new UFO movie coming out. Fuck, how are we changing up this quickly? World Cup's gonna go off. I feel like that's our life. Every time we're struggling, we're like, oh, we are going to World Cup this year. Can we do? Let it go, bro. Everyone knows what's happening.

44:37Chip:We do just kind of... I love bringing up the World Cup. The World Cup and our longest spot. Oh, I've got an update. Oh, no, I don't. Update of what? The longest podcast. The longest podcast, if you want to hear it. Yeah. Oh, what? Is it from Guinness? This is from Guinness. We've got an update. They're probably angry at the... Guinness World Record, the drink Guinness. No, it's not. It's not. Parma Pen. Parma Pen. Bro, FPL shit in the middle of the head. Oh shit, I've got to work inside.

45:02Cal:Everton one, Bournemouth one, sorry. No, may I start to the game week, I know. Oh my God. To be fair, I've got an Akron. Oh, fuck. What have you got? God Bummer. He's on your bench. Yeah, but Keane's not playing. Yeah. Keane's not playing. Keane's not playing. In the middle of your job, by the way. So, yeah, basically, I think, obviously, we put the clip out. Well, we didn't put the clip out, we just recorded the bit where we were saying about Guinness and how we weren't very happy with them were we because of some of the things they said they must have seen that because they've done a complete U-turn and now we've got the title World's Longest Podcast

45:38Chip:no way yeah so we've got all the title we've got all the rules we want we've got everything they've just done a complete U-turn wait how's that oh thank you very much I'm nice to listen be nice to them it's a good thing you read your work emails I'm glad that's happened I've actually got a thousand four hundred unread work emails that's probably a bit of a red flag

45:57Cal:I've actually been rethinking the whole thing anyway.

46:00Chip:Oh, brilliant. Shut the fuck up.

46:03Cal:Well, no, I think we and AB just had a conversation. It was like, we should delay this. What? For a few years. Indefinitely postpone it. Yeah. But yeah, so they did a big U-turn and now... So what is the...

46:20Chip:What was the rule then when it came to us three being there? Can we just have one there? So now they've changed it instead of what it was. It was, Oh, one person has to be there at all times, but you had to have like a certain amount of breaks, things like that. Whereas now they've basically just said, do what you want.

46:39Cal:And there must be no pause in conversational content for more than 10 seconds.

46:45Chip:We can do that. We can do that normally. And whoever, and the producer, whoever's behind there. Yeah. Yeah. No, but, um, yeah, which is, so this is great. they've just done a big thing and they said that well thank you to them for hearing out our our things because yeah I felt like we were fair as well yeah but so now it's all on the actual podcast not the live stream which is what we wanted in the first place so yeah that's sick we've got to do it I'm gassed you actually made everything

47:15Cal:yeah that's that's made my day actually I just want to say that that's made my day I'm bringing a thing of una for the pod for the long year that's all good bro you can do it we had a like a three hour game of uno on holiday because we actually played with two decks

47:30Chip:no and we had this rule that definitely isn't what you keep picking up yeah like you don't have a car yeah so we kind of knew that so it's like me harry and cal just caught in this time three hours for one game of uno yeah i'm ripping the penjamin i'm on fucking jupiter just like bro i can't get i'll get down i'll be like uno and i'm just picking up like 20 cars it was actually Sorry, just to confirm, it never actually finished. We gave up. Yeah, yeah. Once we had to flip the stack, the deck, one more time. Will and Ian Arthur did actually make it out legit. And we were like, how the fuck did they get out?

48:02And then the next day we ran it back with one deck of cards, different rules, and we're like, oh, this is definitely how you're supposed to play this game. And now I'm big into Uno.

48:09Chip:Bit of an Uno player. Lean into it a bit, yeah. I said that there was no strat to Uno, and Harry told me there's definitely strat to Uno.

48:16Cal:It's like Uno World Championships. You gotta stack your plus twos, plus fours, fuck up someone. AB was getting into it, man. Yeah. I'm more of a Monopoly guy, to be honest. I love Monopoly. Can I tell you what I love? Monopoly on the plane with a couple of the frickin' boys. Then you get one random. Surely that's a private jet. No, it's not a private jet.

48:35Chip:You mean Monopoly deal?

48:39Cal:Nah. I mean Monopoly on the plane. How are you playing Monopoly on the plane with a boy? Wait, on the computers? First of all, I plug in a USB and jailbreak the shit. that's not true there is monopoly on some planes computers

48:50Chip:yeah okay sorry I'm thinking of the board game oh on the screen on the screen

48:55Cal:it's the board game yeah fine fine fine but it's really enjoyable did you guys ever jailbreak your phone back in the day yeah yeah I was drinking beer out my fucking phone talking Tom used to twerk for me no way I fucking doodle jumped right at that

49:11Chip:oh doodle jump oh did you see that the other day from recording this it was like 10 years or more, maybe 15 years since Flappy Bird got removed from the app store. So that was a big one. What was that? Your big mobile app game at school? If you

49:27Cal:were to say one, one was pretty massive for us. Speaker 2 2 0 1st post his score. That's how you remember Wayne Rooney temple run. Speaker 2 0 1st might be true.

49:40Chip:I'm not because I feel like everyone was there. Like that's an insane score. Yeah, here we go. Wayne Rooney famously tweeted about his high scores on mobile game Temple Run. He specifically mentioned reaching 4.5 and then 12.5 million points. I don't remember what my high score was. That is a very high score though. Yeah, and then he tagged Tom Cleverley in it. Yeah. I remember seeing that and then everyone in school was like, I need to beat Wayne Rooney's score. But there's actually too many in mine. Yeah, because you were

50:09Cal:from the era. Yours was probably like Peggy or some shit. Every month there was like a new one that everyone was on. We had like rodeo stampede. Yeah, if you're not in township, I don't want to know. I'll tell you what, probably it was a goat throughout all the school. Like mini, it was like golf with friends and you join like with people in your lesson and it was like flappy golf. So you'd all like race to the hole, but you have to do it in as least flaps as possible. You know, you won't know, I don't think about it. Do you remember a game called Line Rider? Yeah, of course. Line Rider was it?

50:35Cal:That was our mini clip, wasn't it? That was, I don't, I think it was his own website, but you draw the line and then the thing would scare you down you guys ever played the HS game the subway surfers at HS no I can't say I have bro they made this game HS would be like they'd be like look a lad find the game subway surfers 2 is coming out mobile game you guys dialing in for that how do you make a second to how did they make a second temple did they yeah I was that bro I downloaded at midnight I was waiting for the release it was a big temple room they'll be waiting where he stood next to you oh yeah this was the advert for it alright so what HHS had his own game Subway they put out a game and it's just like Subway Surfers but instead of like jetpacks it's like yes girl you're on the mob strip you're on the mob strip no that's quite no way I wonder if it made them any money you feeling them biceps yeah oh yeah you're picking up like viewers on the live your butters anyway

51:35Chip:oh my god

51:37Cal:How do I not know about this? You won't miss out on this. 2022. You were banging this in school, weren't you? I never played this. I went in school when they were about, but just goes to show what creators can do when they actually put their mind to shit.

51:49Chip:I hear it, man. That's sick. Should we make a fellas game? Yeah. That would be sick. A fellas mobile app would actually go off. Yeah, let's do it. We could make a game. That would be sick. I was about to say we have a mobile app, but we're not playing Habibi Surfers.

52:00Cal:You mean a game. Oh, Habibi Surfers. Me and Francois were playing this on the way to Ireland. Yeah, I played this. This is good. Habibi Surfers. yeah it's good though we could do that podcast simulator and your goal is to become

52:12Chip:number one in the world

52:13Cal:we actually used to play a game PewDiePie had one didn't he yeah he used to have that he used to bang just like simulate being a YouTuber and it was just so fucking weird I used to watch YouTubers playing that I like playing a game where I play as myself were you good at the game I was good at the game did you make it to the top in the game yeah but in the game anyone could kind of really make it oh shit whereas IRL that's not the case in real life used to play a game called Game Dev Tycoon that was brilliant that was so fucking game dev tycoon let me remind you of Roller Coaster Tycoon shortly bro yeah of course yeah of course

52:51Chip:I would play a lot

52:53Cal:of different tycoon games you played Jurassic Park ones that's all I know Chris you know I don't fuck nah I know what about Zoo Tycoon you don't fuck with dinosaurs I don't fuck with dinosaurs what about Sim City bro

53:03Chip:yeah I didn't mind Sim City What do you mean you don't fuck with dinosaurs bro? Nah like I don't You just like seem like aggressively you don't fuck with dinosaurs Nah I just like It's just a cartoon You actually hate on like

53:17Cal:It's not It's real It's cartoons

53:20Chip:Oh you don't like the films

53:22Cal:They were good movies Well

53:24Chip:Films is all we've got to go off dinosaurs You've never met So what Other than films What are dinosaurs? Chicken Descendant of a T-Rex bro Crocodile Crocodile Shark That's basically Yeah, I do not fuck with crocodiles. Sharks are around before trees.

53:38Cal:You've not been to the Museum of Natural History? Sharks are around before trees.

53:41Chip:You love that little pack, don't you? Look how proud you are. I told you. I'm getting all embarrassed, guys. What did you say? Sharks are around before trees. He dropped like something crazy.

53:52Cal:How do you know that, though? Yeah, but you weren't fucking there, were you? Bro, the earth was bare water. Sometimes I think you were an old soul, bro. You know too much. yeah people have been getting on to me about this I do know too much you're like bro stop walking back like an encyclopedia you're meant to be a YouTuber

54:12Chip:you're still a TikToker to me bro bro come on post like once a month you need to post more I'm doing quite good nah don't fuck with you he's a vlogger

54:26Cal:he's doing a good job I need the car TikToks back come on bro I'm happy just helping you guys with your short form stuff. Thank you. Taking a backseat on it.

54:37Chip:Nah, I heard that. Thank you, our consultant. Yeah. Appreciate that. It's all right. Even like at the races, you were like, oh, bro, find a sound for this. Immediately, my TikTok brain goes, Dexter theme tune has to be. Yeah. Didn't bang that crazy. No, it didn't, bro. No, it was good. Me, it's 25k likes, but that's just how my brain works, bro. No, I hear that. I like that a lot. So, anybody out there, you need a consultancy. I could sell a mentoring course for TikTok. you know what I was actually thinking the other day I remember the airport when I was like imagine one of us was Mitzi this whole time

55:10Cal:imagine how creepy that would be you don't know Mitzi she's like the main clipper of you've probably seen

55:16Chip:you might not notice but that's the person yeah just clips like all the UK YouTube lot and it's like stuff about Arthur like oh Theo's feeding us today it'd be like topless of Arthur imagine that was one of us but you just saw me switch accounts be like bro what the fuck was that this is the weirdest shit that would be terrifying that's like a Netflix documentary type thing yeah but what I was gonna say was you need to kill someone at the end of the show I think I could make the best clip account ever like most views wise yeah you're good at that clip shit actually clip made my own sometimes a lot of the time I'll get one off TikTok and I'll crop the clip and then just change the caption so you saw the vision of what they were trying to do you just needed to this text is worse That reminds me of some of Stan Lee's clips of the pod.

56:01Chip:You just revoked it. I've been watching it sometimes. I probably should have ended there. Oh, I give him some notes. I say like, oh, I get Stan to change that text. We had a bit of a rough patch, but we were back a little bit. 400k views last one. I like the green text. I think people have sort of just... Do you think the latest one? You've seen the new text on the clips. I changed it. It's all right. I unfollowed. Fellas. Had me off for three weeks on the bench. I was like, fuck these guys. Boycott this whole thing.

56:27Cal:Shit, bro. What? out of my own pod. The boy. The boy. The boy. The boy.

56:36Chip:The boy. Bro, it's going off. Oh, shit. What were you talking about, bro? Like, sharks around. People aren't talking about this enough. Nah, I'm not unfollowed. So what was there?

56:53Cal:What was there when the sharks were around if there was no trees? What was there? It's like shrubbery fish. No, there was no, there was none of that

57:01Chip:because it was all underwater. There might have been a bit of kale. Boilier joe. Seaweed.

57:05Cal:You know, like... Yeah, there would have been... Dust. This is what I've been saying. This is what it's been looking like. We're talking about pure shit right now. There's guys like working in Sainsbury's that need us to like lock in and talk about some fuck shit.

57:17Chip:There's also guys that... We got the Sainsbury's on it, but then we also have the finance bros. I've had loads of finance bros come up to me lately. Yeah, they always catch me off guard because I'll be walking like immediately suited up a clock like oh that could definitely be demographic right there but because they're in like a year they look smart I'm like no way this guy watches my entire shit and then they just turns out they're DJing like me yeah one of us got a polish a turd bro what the hell does that mean

57:42Cal:calling all your viewers shit it means we're all just scumbags bro shit is a shit is a shit bro can wipe your ass as many times as you want today you'll still be dealing with new shit tomorrow fuck

57:56Chip:that was actually crazy cold I'm not gonna lie yeah that was nice bro proud of you thank you sorry did you guys see the the new portal they did for the Super Bowl is that the one where they put you up by the feet at and that unk was I always by the way

58:13Cal:I always miss these things what bro what I always whenever they put them up no one's fucking bailing me like new portal come on look bro it was in Seattle See what I mean? Always fucking miss it. I wouldn't be there.

58:30Chip:I did not know what to do. So wait, there's a portal where this person's rubbing their feet against the camera. They got hacked. They got hacked. They got hacked. But then just for the audio listeners, then you got Hunk here just filming the screen of just this person putting their feet all over.

58:46Cal:Those feet are AI. They're too perfect. Get it.

58:50Chip:What if he's in this one?

58:56is he getting like what's he doing on you're up is he getting like walked like a dog yeah nah oh and the other people just watching yeah look at him he's like what is he he's got four goffs around him yeah and he's he's got his own chains that's what my valentine's

59:11Cal:that guy looks like shush

59:13Chip:doing the fucking thing bro you're not boys what have you done anything romantic for valentine's at all have you ever been on a date for valentine's last valentine's I got someone a big brownie that said Happy Bound's oh that's nice yeah and that's like the most and then sacked it like a week later

59:34Cal:was that for Old that was that for Old Spice it's never been a nickname bro yeah it's Pete because the brownie arrived at mine and it wasn't meant to it was meant to arrive at hers yeah then I was like

59:46Chip:how do I get bring it round now oh so you had to see it I let like three days go by and she was like is this brownie going to be like mouldy by the time it comes and I was like fine I'll bring it and I gave it and was like see ya and never saw it again that was it you didn't even like lips or anything say like this is for you sweetheart it was just a brandy I might have pecked out the car window didn't even get out the car

1:00:12Cal:you alright too this guy is romantic as hell nah she was really nice so that wasn't that was just

1:00:18Chip:that was just on you that was me bro yeah you had some demons you were fighting in there yeah I think you're still fighting them actually I think I won The other day Nah you straight I woke up the other day And I was like Fuck I'm back

1:00:30Cal:You actually are back Yeah You know what I can feel like The days are getting longer as well Cause they are In a good way They are actually Yeah They actually are getting longer Like we're getting out of winter Summer Oh bro Imagine summer Woke up Although we

1:00:44Chip:Although we found out That you don't have air conditioning I might do

1:00:50Cal:I've got air conditioning I'm not gonna lie I wake up every day like trenched in sweat and I don't know how to stop it. Ah. It's not me. It's like my, I think it's my heated floor heating up my bed. Are you getting into a hot during the night? Because I might know a fix, bro. Well, there's definitely a switch somewhere that sorts us out. So I was going through this for years and I bought everything. I even bought this thing It's not a body issue. called a, like a bed cooler and they put it underneath and it blows air through the bed. I did everything. It just turned out that because I was eating at midnight, my body was trying to digest the food during my sleep and it was causing my body to heat up

1:01:27Chip:and essentially yeah oh so all you have to do is just stop picking out well i was just wait is this because you remember you would say like you would wake up in the middle of the night eat like a packet of chocolate and then cook a packet of chocolate he still does that if there's a coke on the side of his bed he'll like sip it in the middle of night after brushing it fine fine sorry i don't

1:01:52Cal:fucking um divulging food waste you fucking pig i'll make sure that shit is down wait no just little top of caffeine in your sleep get your REM sleep in bro bro what you doing wait so do you still do that or not you stop that shit obviously not because if it's i just don't put it there anymore i do yeah right before god so that would make sense but there is also like i don't know i was just actually having really late dinners that was causing it like i would eat at 12. And I would be like, oh, this is fine. I'm a late eater. They're not realizing it was fucking up my sleep. So they do say like, don't eat past like seven.

1:02:31Cal:Well, they say you're not supposed to eat for like four hours. You know, like it's like European, I'm hungry. I eat like bear chocolate before bed. Yeah. But like Italy and shit and like Spain, like they eat really late. Like the restaurants are like, going to restaurants like nine, 10, 11. Yep. Like that's common for them. There's a lot of room to all sorts. Yeah. They're smoking cigarettes, driving around little Fiat 500s, fucking having a great time yeah good for them though yeah good for all them i want an italian wife i think i'll be sick

1:02:58Chip:you just need a fucking wife let's just start with a girlfriend first bro first of all bro my dms are like a foot draft

1:03:17what the hell no because i just thought i actually had this one the other day your kids having uh italian grandparents will be sick like making pasta and shit yeah oh and then

1:03:32Cal:And you can call them like, Nonno and shit. What is it like? Nonno.

1:03:35Chip:You could just be a bad reason.

1:03:37Cal:What's Batch called? Nonno. Nonno, that's it. It's non-Ian. I don't know why I thought that, but I thought like that'd be sick. It'd be fucking sick.

1:03:45Chip:Are you attracted to foreign women or do you want a fucking... a British chaff?

1:03:52Cal:You're going to struggle, bro, because your English is only just up to scratch. There ain't no way.

1:03:58Chip:Imagine being like, all my parents want you to learn my language. You're talking about Jester Max. Hola. Come on. Jester Max on Duolingo. Exactly. No. Yeah. Italian Gallifere. That's it. What I got for you. Wait, is that it? Have you ever been to South America? I don't like pesto.

1:04:22Cal:You could start manifesting it. Like, here's an example of what you could do. You could start buying all Italian appliances in your house. At the end of Juventus women footballer and she didn't reply in there. Oh, was it? You don't know, but I realise she's going out with like an Olympian, so I'm begging it. You're not seeing me in the Sidemen trampoline thing. I was rapid. That is true. You won't shut the fuck up about this. Bro, neither will the Sidemen. Bro, they need to stop posting me. It's getting mad. Even on Sidecast. Oh, AB's rapid. JJ's injured. Bro. Don't invite me then. You're not fast, bro.

1:04:58Chip:You're just quick on a trampoline. If I had Toby's number, I'd bell him now. Huh? If I had Toby's number, I'd bell him now.

1:05:05Cal:Well, you can message him on the JB5 app. I'm not getting on that. I'm not getting on that. It's guys like you. You're the kind of guys that fall behind. New innovation has just come into the world and you're not willing to just lock in. Next thing you'll be saying, you're not using chat GPT to make fucking videos about fishes. Them motherfuckers got me, by the way. I cried at my first day I heard Wait what? What was this like AI vid about this fish That like Is a You cried to an AI vid What is going on? Hold the fuck up Our forefathers would be sad But you can just allow it Okay There's this baby fish That like lives in the fridge And he's like His mum's like Oh it's your time to go You're gonna go to the giants now And he's like I don't wanna go to the giants but I need to give him omega 3 so eventually the baby fish gets taken out starts getting cooked in a pan and he's like I'm so golden brown and crispy but I'm gonna make my giant healthy and it's so like like there's so much there it's like oh this must be the sequel so it's very similar spoilers this is this is very similar please find it please find it no no because I don't actually want to watch it I don't actually want to none of us want to see it none of the viewers will see it I've got it I've got it I've got it because I put it into like this brand chat last night bro why did I do that now I'm thinking about it maybe I sponsored a kit oh yeah

1:06:38Chip:we did as well bro now what oh yeah no no let's see it this is sick oh is this my personal one this is the personal one oh sick bro this is your actual one yeah let's see it

1:06:51Cal:wait what does that say what Vlab again no it okay so I did get a lot of DMs being like blah blah blah nah the design's fucked I was on the design bro I sent the money I sent it to you you were like yeah it's cold yeah bro blah blogging sweet bro I'm not gonna tell you what to put on your blogging no that's AEB blogging nah I'm fucking with it you know what once you can read it it's sick yeah I like that when you score someone you have to kiss the AEB part that's if I score wait did you ask me what number I wanted yeah you said 22 yeah what are you 26 22 Why 22? 22nd of August. Oh yeah, fine. Loved Willian when I was younger.

1:07:30He was 22. Okay, yeah, fine. I'll fuck with it.

1:07:32Chip:Did you guys win your first game in it? We did win our first game in it, yeah. Oh, that's good. Oh, sick. Let's go. Here it is. Top of the league yet? No, we've got a few games in hand, but we'll be there. I was getting a lot of DMs like, when are these going on sale, bro? I was like, chill out. It's his friends and family shit, bro. There's conversations. Yeah, you can, yeah, fuck it. I'm not funding it, but yeah. Yeah. This was a one-off drop, bro. we had um that is actually sick I'll put a paddle on this goalkeeper wait you got the oh the keeper kit the goalkeeper kit

1:08:01Cal:is that is that the goalkeeper kit yeah why is he playing in jeans

1:08:08that's what we do

1:08:10Cal:a little formal team alright it's a little one for you boys that was quite good thank you to say I'm back yeah we won our first game liked by Alfie Bottle huh liked by Alfie Bottle oh fucking hell as well this post actually banged that we did. Is that the one I popped my story? Yeah, yeah.

1:08:26Chip:Little 3.5k. We actually won a penalty shootout as well. Penalty shootout? Did you bag yours? I bagged mine, yeah. Good, man. Here it is. Do you want to see it? Yeah. I'm actually going to be hopping on the five-a-side shit coming up. What's the five-a-side shit? The one with the studio. Oh, shit, yeah. You jump it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, the boys actually love that. There we go. Look at this. Cool, calm, collected.

1:08:48Cal:Is it two on a pen stand? Oh, a little dick there, no? Nice. Stan, you got a little bit of something about you. Three out of four penalties.

1:08:57Chip:Yeah, happy days. So, now what?

1:09:02Cal:I'm not eating today, boys. I had to get a pat lunch. Yeah, yeah, Sabina brought me one as well. Yeah, I had to get a pat lunch made. That one's mine, bro. First meal.

1:09:11Chip:Wait, what do you mean? So, wait, she got your pat lunch yesterday before today.

1:09:14Cal:No, I got home today. Did she put sauce on my one? Fucking, yeah, I would actually give it to you, bro. You won't like this. All right, that's a problem. I got home It's got too much flavour 7.40 Got in Showered Because I stunk as shit And then I was like I've got to go But I'm starving And she was like Right Leave it with me Just cuts up a wrap On the spot I was in the shower And then wrapped it in four I said take it with you Good luck

1:09:36Chip:Yeah well shout out to Shout out to her Oh It makes you want to Kill yourself bro Yeah What Yeah bro All good Can we talk about your stag

1:09:47Cal:Don't fucking do that

1:09:49Chip:Nashville Oh yeah your stag do Nashville finally we've got it got some dates locked in so what I need is the fellas nation the fellas and the Felitas to DM me some ideas of what we can do can we say where we're going Nashville Nashville yeah yeah so it is a bit of a track

1:10:08Cal:it is a track for a stack is there much going on in Nashville I don't know much about yeah it'll be fun man we just want to have Tennessee

1:10:16Chip:Nashville Tennessee brother yeah go you horns bro Oh, so it'd be something like that, wouldn't it? But yeah, I wouldn't. Oh, how many people do Nash? Like 20? 18. I'll be honest with you. I'll be honest with you. I looked at the names in there. I promise you, bro. Half those guys chat shit behind your back. To be fair, I've gone through the group chat. I've asked a couple names off for you, bro. Just as a groomsman, I've got rid of a few dons. You got rid of a few dots. Dons, guys. Yeah. Blokes, friends. I've already uninvited a few people, so you're sweet now. We're down to five. Five guys. Yeah, I've chopped it big time bro.

1:10:53Chip:Just give me those free. Won't even mind that. We'll bring Stan, he can film it. Can you check in Nashville, is there like a big sports team there? Is there a hooters? No, bro. I'm gassed to vlog your wedding, bro. That's going to go off. Nah, boys, I do it so naturally on the side. You guys won't even notice me. You vlog in the wedding, yeah. I'm a fuck. Why not? Because I'm groomsmen, I'm dropping game on bridesmaids. I'll let you vlog it if you give me the rev. Tennessee Titans. The natural predators. Fucking hell yeah, we're up. We're up. Oh wait, the Tennessee Titans, where are they based?

1:11:29Chip:Tennessee. They're a thing.

1:11:30Cal:That's not even funny though. Is it NFL? I don't want to go watch NFL bro. You don't want to go watch that? No, it's like, it's one of the ones I don't, I don't fuck with. I'll go watch the NBA. I'll watch NBA, yeah. For sure. Or a little bit of ice hockey or some shit. I'm only watching LaMelo Ball. We have an MLS side. No, we're not. What about ultimate disc Frisbee? fine fine keep sleeping I'd rather watch a gel cough bro how about that I'd rather watch a Jester Max off

1:11:55Chip:damn they don't have any but what about NBA team what Nashville should we do a fellow sperm race huh we would we were in talks about that we were in talks yeah talks going again no NBA team no NBA team damn it's cause that'd have been good to go to we wrapped this up let's wrap it up that's it let's wrap it up

1:12:16Cal:because we're all tired and we're gonna leave this one with you if February didn't march, April, May. Several hootses in Nashville. There you go, AB. You'll be solid.

1:12:26Chip:All right, guys. We're going to wrap it up there. I got massive there as well. All right, guys. We're going to wrap it up. Thank you guys for listening. Apologies for the groggy little voice, but we still apologize. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. Everyone's a bit... This is my favorite episode in a while. It's fucking funny. It has been funny.

1:12:42Cal:You're lucky I was on top four. It has been really funny. As always. You guys are great. Get in your own car. Don't chat to anyone. Don't open your mouth. Get out. Yeah. Gonna go home and all the fucking sticks and sushi. All right, bro. We get it. You got bread.

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