274. ChrisMD Talks Worst Date Ever, Living With George Clarke & Getting a Penis Injection...

8:54Cal:What was the hardest ever you filmed a video? What?

8:59Chip:What's the hardest you've been for a video?

9:08Hardest video I've probably ever filmed. Probably that time that I filmed with six out of seven of the side, but it was like begging Simon Minter to be in the video. And he just had me blocked. I think on all accounts, unknown reasons, but we can all laugh about it now.

9:22Chip:So I got KSI for the video. Yeah. But that was a tough one. But have you ever, Have you ever spent loads of money on something that had to cancel the shoot? Actually, not massively. I don't think I have that level of quality control. I'm always like, fuck it. We'll just throw shit at the wall until something sticks. That's not entirely true because when I'm on your shoots, especially when it comes to recreating shit, your standard, it genuinely has to be pretty much nailed on because I remember very vividly it was me, JJ and Rivo. What? Was it the rice re-kick? Victor Jokeres signed for Arsenal.

9:59I seem to remember. Oh yeah. Because the word Swedish beast got thrown around. That's not a word, but the phrase Swedish beast got thrown around a lot that day.

10:07Chip:And we essentially hit this rice free kick and we, me and JJ, I would say spent half an hour convincing Chris that this was good enough. And it ended up just coming down to a bit of blackmail. We said, look, we're leaving. And like, you're either going to take this or not. It was good enough. I would argue it could have been slightly more on the top corner, but look at the editing on that. How cool is that? We added Odegaard and the ref in. It's pretty cool. My favorite thing about this day, by the way, was the fact that JJ was awful at the free kicks. And then we kept having that. We didn't include much for the video.

10:40It was so vulgar, but we just kept going like sky this over the bar. If you've gone to Victor Yopcores before, and then JJ would miss every single time. And then they started getting more and more discussion. Yeah.

10:50Cal:And it was like, yeah, that kind of, I probably wouldn't have settled for that now that I've seen that don't say that well it's obviously not the same is it you're meant to recreate don't say that it's meant to be a one of one don't say that it's like when you buy like a replica like F1 helmet and they say you're the fucking little mini one yeah it's not to scale yeah it's not the real deal I mean he is the mini version that's a good point it's good also keep him mate keep his shoes in I fucking stretched him out like Twitter wouldn't believe

11:19Chip:what what the fuck sorry it's wrong with you bro it's editing that's fucked that's a brilliant edit wait what that's not an edit we're having our own combo over here why the fuck are you doing a live reaction video what the fuck is going on yeah we were quite weird

11:39Cal:sorry no audio listeners are probably not enjoying it Cal is lying down very zesty the bit when you start working and I'm doing like the okrares in the background that's one of my favourite clips I've actually

11:51Chip:have I spoken about this on the podcast I don't know if I have, but anyways, we'll talk about it now. I've recently had to tell Chris stop messaging me for videos within winter period. Because I've realized, and it was like a rude awakening towards the end of the last year, was that if I'm uncomfortable, and what I mean by that is essentially, if I'm cold, then I really don't want to be there. And I think that's so fair, by the way, to just let people know. And I just think, I was there like, Chris, I want you to keep inviting me to the videos, but it's going to have to be strictly summer months.

12:22Chip:because otherwise i'm gonna be in a bad mood i don't want to be there and i bring other people's moods down yeah and you that happened the moment i realized and this was it actually it was it was a big wedge video was a big wedge day and i was stuck with theo baker as my partner and i realized this has made me so uncomfortable i don't want to be here i don't want to be doing this right i think you've maybe come at the wrong conclusions that one i think it's maybe due to something else on the day which is why you've what me being partnered with the obey yes exactly yeah yeah No, but that is just part of me not wanting to be there.

12:52Chip:I see. I see. I see.

12:53Cal:You gotta be grateful for your position in life and just being alive, bro. Whether it's cold or warm, because you could be in the fucking dump somewhere. Yeah. We could be at war in three months. You could be in a war. Yeah, but there's always a worse position you could be in. You can say that about anybody. That is true, but you still have to remind yourself that fucking hell. God bless. I get to wake up. Yeah. God bless this beautiful air. I look out on my balcony. What am I looking at? The skyline. But you know what I do?

13:19Chip:I wake up and I go, oh, I'm so grateful for the fool to be here. And I'm so fucking glad I don't have to be on a football. Yeah, and I don't want to spend it in the cold. Exactly. Kicking ball until Chris and me starts being weird.

13:31Cal:Grass is always longer on the other side, bro. Well, it's not the same thing. Yeah, he'd probably fucking eat it, wouldn't he? Hey! What noise does a giraffe make? Can we get that? I would actually be curious. I think it's more of a chomping noise, isn't it? I hope that that is always your microphone based off what you've just done to that.

13:54Chip:You know what? You guys should see anytime because we do a lot of work with ITV7 and going to the races and I always do the TV interview. Yeah. You should see the fucking vile replies to the TV. I guarantee you the most liked one is always what time is he racing? Yeah. Always. And you know what? I thought the other day when we did it and they posted it. I was like, I'm going to get ahead of this here and I'm going to be the one.

14:22Cal:And I did it.

14:23Chip:It got a hundred likes, bro. That's all. If anybody else does it, they get 20, 30 K on it. I was, I was fed up. We should do an interview together and then they can say, what time are they racing? That'd be fun. Oh, jockey. Exactly the jockey.

14:36Cal:Oh, I thought you were comparing yourself to a greyhound. No. The dogs. No, no, actually.

14:44Chip:I could actually see you like, No, he's not a greyhound. He's more like a staffy. You're a French bulldog. No, I'm not. Oh, wait. What's the one that starts with P? That's small. Pussy pig. Pussy pig? What are you talking about?

15:03Cal:Always that one fucking guy that ruins the whole motor there. What? You ruined it by saying something that was shit. That's what I mean. I've just come... Let's hear what a draft sounds like. Oh, yeah. Come here. God, sounds so easily. I don't like that. Oh, that's kind of weird. I don't like that. That's like one of those TikTok edits of T-Rex. Yeah, that...

15:25Chip:Nah. Why does it sound like it's in pain? Keep your fucking mouth shut. What the hell? You'll probably be surprised. This is a giraffe. Yeah, we know, man.

15:36Cal:I like this kind of style video. Right. That's not true. That's a way of... It fucking isn't. That's such a different noise. Is it sound three? What's that? That's the one. I love AI quizzes, by the way. That's the mating call. Cal Freezy's getting erect.

15:55Chip:There we go.

15:57Cal:What the fuck? You dropping your own meme, man. Yeah, and now everyone's going to be like, you killed it. I'm going to be like, well, let me get a bit of coin off. I got no coin off that. Let me get some coin, coin, coin, coin, coin.

16:06Chip:I got a coin off that. Yeah. I actually want Jermaine Janus on the pod, to be fair. I played golf with him. Do you know that was, I didn't realize that video was like him taking the piss out of someone. I thought that was just legitimate. everyone thinks it's him doing an impression of someone else no it's not everyone thinks it's him being legitimate but it's him actually doing an impression taking the piss off someone else has he said that? no but if you watch the original video there is context to it

16:31Cal:oh why do you even say that? sorry man you don't understand that it's got a place in my heart that video right okay that's like the one thing I've said that you've listened to in the last half an hour as well. So that's fucking true. Thanks, man. Keep your mouth shut. No, what else do you want to ruin?

16:54Chip:Tell him to shut the fuck up.

16:56Cal:What else are you going to ruin today, Chris? You're on a speaking ban. Right, should we talk about something big that you probably don't even want to talk about because you're not revealed it yet? Oh, you sound like Twitter. Yeah, go on. Can I say it? Go on. Are you revealing that you're going to New Zealand? Oh, yeah, we are. Although, Arthur and Batch, Arthur and Batch, Arthur and Batch, asked if they could talk about it and i said yes so we can get this out first oh yeah hype hype hype

17:21Chip:hype hype hype hype so wait you're going to new zealand yes and australia for a little chris md

17:27Cal:goes on tour bonanza yeah yeah except we're just recording videos the entire time pretty much so it's like dogs yeah i mean they literally are yeah but we're paying for it so yeah and it's

17:38Chip:wait wait i've got a question though and uh this is really important are you putting them in business class or economy. Of course we're not putting them in business class. Can I get premium economy? Yeah. I think Harry's upgrading himself. Yeah. I would pay business to get Harry to Australia. Don't try. Harry, if I owe you, I would demand. What are you doing out there? So Reeve wanted to do the Hobbiton half marathon, which is this thing where you don't help myself, do i which is where you are going to a hobby so there's a half marathon where you can run through the shire in new zealand which is like they kept the actual set it's like a full thing that you can go and visit and they're now doing a half marathon there that's becoming a sort of yearly thing and reverend was looking at doing this for a video and he was like do you want to come along uh we're dressing up in full lord of the rings costume so obviously i'm frodo i think uh batch is Aragorn.

18:39Uh, we've got a few, it should be really, really good, but it's, it's not like a, it's a half marathon, but you stop halfway around at the green dragon, which is this pub from the movies and just have a pint. So it's like the landscape is amazing. And just doing a half marathon through there is going to be really fun. So reef was doing that. And then I was like, if we're going out there, I'd love to do a bunch of other things. So that's basically what football

19:00Chip:videos out there. Uh, we're doing a couple of football videos. We're doing an Australia pub golf hopefully uh which would be really really cool um yeah we're doing also visiting a bunch of the lord of the rings filming locations so doing like a hiking video where we like go to mount doom um go to a bunch of these other like mountains and stuff which would be really really cool i'm not gonna lie new zealand is might be top of my list it's top of my bucket list so i was kind of like if we're going i have to you know just drag all these people around these lord of the rings filming locations that probably no one wants to go so i've never heard anybody go to new Zealand and say they didn't enjoy it or they weren't.

19:37Chip:Yeah. Yeah. This is a top, top place to go. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So yeah, I think we're doing 10 days in New Zealand and then like a week in Australia. Oh shit. You're doing a full shebang. And Chip's coming for New Zealand and we're doing a -

19:49Cal:No Aussie dogs, a lot of time. Yeah. Well, New Zealand, I said bucket list thing and it's - Yeah. It's Lord of the Rings. Like if I don't go with you - You don't even like Lord of the Rings. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

19:58Chip:You've never ever mentioned Lord of the Rings. He does. Yeah. He's a Star Wars guy.

20:05Cal:That wasn't my thing, but everybody who watches movies likes Lord of the Rings. Yeah, it's a bit of a thing. It's like you don't need to really bring it up. Yeah, you don't respect anyone if they don't like Lord of the Rings, basically. You know what it is? It's like a constant. It's like gravity. It's there. It's this. You know it. Yeah, you know it.

20:19Chip:Yeah, I'm giving Lord of the Rings like a seven out of ten. No, it's just a wrong opinion. No, I think it's like good, but I'm not good at all. I'm going to give you a seven out of ten. That's way too high. I'm going to prep for our trip. Ooh, good. Yeah, I'm doing a full rewatch. Yeah, I might do a couple of rewatches actually.

20:33Cal:You know what? I'm even going to do the Hobbit one as well. I don't know. Don't do the Hobbit. The Hobbit's a shit. Don't do that. You know what? I enjoy them as like a, they're all right. Yeah. What? They're like a seven out of 10. They're not even a seven out of 10. No. It's a five or six for me.

20:47Chip:But the world is still cool. Yeah. If you were to meet one of the actors from there, who would you want to meet? Ooh, probably Ian McKellen. Yeah, that's 100%. Who? Legolas. What? Who's that? Gandalf, bro. Gandalf. and no, Noxie's gay before the comments say it. He's got a pub in London, doesn't he? Or Elijah Wood, maybe.

21:05Cal:Did you see the video? No, Noxie's got wood before the comments say it. Did you see the video of somebody getting married in the Shire and he just rocks up? Maybe Aragoon. No, not Aragoon. Fine.

21:15Chip:He was sitting on that phrase. I was really... I'd love to be sitting on that phrase. I'll let Chip just keep going. That's all right. This one's going to land. Sorry, Chip, go on.

21:23Cal:No, there was a video of a couple getting married in the Shire and Elijah Wood just rocks up really and it's like a really wholesome moment and then he and then as they just stood there like they've signed the shit he just goes and gets a pic with them and it's like oh he just invaded their wedding yeah actually mate no but I think they probably were very happy to if you get married there then and then and then they go you bow to no one and then the whole ceremony all just gets down and then the place burns and then fucking limbs

21:53Chip:fuck man I'm so I think it's right that I'm not going to New Zealand with you guys. I'm ready to do this. Yeah, I'm ready to do this by myself.

22:00Cal:We're doing the most beautiful trail in the world. Oh yeah, we are doing that actually. Milford Soundtrack. It's like a four day trail. Obviously we don't have time for that. So we're doing like a one day version of it. But yeah, it's like stunning. It's renowned as one of the most beautiful trails in the world. Bro, New Zealand just sounds so sick. It's really cool. Yeah.

22:17Chip:I went there as a kid and we did a road trip. I don't really remember. All I remember was stepping out of the RV and seeing an anthill. What? It's my only memory of New Zealand. Really? yeah that kind of sucks actually that does suck yeah i was gonna do an iron man in uh new zealand because they have one and it looks sick if you type in iron man new zealand um i love the fact that you just you know just rock up to all these like endurance events and don't talk about it and yeah but still complete them you know yeah it's just like a real breath of fresh air in this community yeah although what i will say was the marathon we've rinsed on the

22:49Cal:pod but anyway yeah that was mainly because i was doing it with you though yeah oh yeah and we

22:54Chip:responses oh have you done a marathon actually haven't i think you should just take one off yeah do a sub fucking yeah you'll be able to oh yeah i'll be able to do it it's just injury wise i just don't i can't be bothered yeah it is like a proper injury injury prone thing that is the one thing about it yeah um but yeah look how beautiful that whole graph is yeah fuck oh chip you do you sound very unwell i am just seek help bro you look it too i've done for some time been through the ringer last few years. On the downhill for a few years now. No, he's actually so up right now. I would recommend you jump on this shit.

23:31Test. I feel like your test must be long. I get recommended to bring my testosterone down, mate. That's what they'd say to me if I went into the doctors. They'd say, you are too jacked up right now.

23:41Cal:I actually could get behind that if I was a fucking idiot. I bet you would. What? Too much testosterone for you, my friend. You are a bottom. Powerbomb? Powerbomb. Yeah. Hey, I'll bring some of New Zealand. You can get a little hit. No, thanks.

23:58Chip:Yeah. People on the ski trip would get a bump. First of all, I don't. Well, you just sat around injecting into your belly. Well, everybody, we did like we've moved on to we've moved on to glute fat now, actually. What the hell?

24:09Cal:Yeah. So we would play Uno. And if you were doing it with his eyes closed. Anywhere on the body. Theo needs that shit bad. I reckon he's probably got. No, Theo's Theo's a fucking manly man.

24:22Chip:let's face it yeah i'm not gonna lie as well you know just want to put this out there that if your test is high you do lose your hair you know she so like as a yours is high mine is high we are up yeah yeah so just maybe i'm like that's what i'm saying like you got a nice head of hair you got a great head of hair yeah like boys i don't hit the dots yeah maybe that's it wait so what other effects does it give you in life he starts levitating yeah bro like you can hear the

24:51Cal:fucking heart of a mockingbird a hundred feet away okay um nah you genuinely like get superpowers and shit do you start having wet dreams no although i don't think that's one of the brain fog gone fatigue gone brain a lot of that stuff brain fog in everyday life i would say yeah

25:12Chip:that's so cringy what the fuck that's genuinely something that a lot of people suffer from brain fog was even mean it's God's eyes just stop spending eight hours a day on your phone you're probably right

25:25Cal:you're probably right you're right you're right nice it just you get a lot of it's very positive oh yeah it's a very positive impact on your life is it you have a lot more energy and you get home you're like ah fuck you know what I'm actually gonna do some more shit fuck yeah you got a lot yeah maybe I mean I feel like yeah I feel like that's what maybe coffee does as well, you know?

25:49Chip:Nah, because coffee got crushed. Yeah, I suppose you do. Yeah, and you have to just keep having it, don't you? Okay, terrible chum, fair enough. Yeah, although testosterone is a bit of like a long-term commitment, like once you jump on it, there's no coming off. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. You better hope you keep making money, boy. Yeah, get a little bit. It's expensive. Of course it is, right? Yeah.

26:08Cal:How much are you paying a month for your, 200? A bit rich for your blood, hey, mate? I'm not actually sure, but,

26:18Chip:I bought in a package.

26:20Cal:So I'd have to figure it out. Oh yeah. You must be doing so much shit for the world cup, bro. Sorry.

26:26Chip:This is another thing. There's another meme on the podcast as well, that anytime that we don't know what to talk about, we just bring up the world cup, but genuinely I feel like people will be pissed if we had a football YouTuber on here and we'd bring out the world cup. So this is not part of the meme. I actually don't know if I've planned that much. What the fuck? You got to lock in. This is literally a generational moment for you. Yeah, but like, I don't know, because we've been focusing on New Zealand, Australia, which is more fun. Yeah, that doesn't matter. This is a real bread chasing opportunity.

26:54Yeah, maybe you're right.

26:55Chip:This is a million pounds guaranteed if you get it right. Yeah, I suppose. Like, bro, there's about 100 videos here that you could do just all around international football. Yeah, I mean, we've got ideas. We just haven't blocked it. Yeah, yeah, we've, I mean, yeah, that's one that we were thinking of. But yeah, I don't know. There's nothing that like, I would go out at the moment to America to kind of film. Really? Yeah. Now that you got to lock in, bro, what are you talking about? Yeah. Of course there is. Yeah, there probably is, but like I say, we've just been focusing too much on New Zealand and Australia.

27:25Chip:We'll get there. Okay. Well, really start thinking ahead because it kind of, your whole setup kind of fucks me off a little bit. Okay, thanks for that. Like, how are you not thinking about something that comes around? No, no, we have, but like, yeah. You haven't? You haven't? We have. Doing like a UK versus USA football challenges would be sick as well, but it's just then you have to like just go back into people, you know, which is difficult.

27:46Cal:But you just clock out, bro. Sorry about that. No, I'm just thinking about how many employees you have. You have a lot. Yeah, we're up to 14.

27:53Chip:Oh my God. That's actually disgusting. That's a lot, man.

27:56Cal:I'd actually like hate having that many people depend on me. Really?

27:59Chip:Yeah. Do you ever think that if you just end up being a bit shit at football, you've just lost 14 people's jobs? Well, that's why we're moving into like hiking and stuff like that. And so we can actually, it's moving into hiking. Yeah, this guy knows what he's doing. Yeah, I've wanted to do them because I've probably only got another, like, what, 10 years while I can kick ball at top, top level. You got five. What do you mean?

28:21Cal:No, because of your build, you're going to deteriorate quicker, bro. You mean like a Roman god? Yeah. How old are you? I imagine I'll deteriorate. How old are you? You're almost 30, aren't you? 29. Oh my God. Nah, bro. We're the same age. What?

28:36Chip:Yeah, we are the same age, all right.

28:38Cal:What? What?

28:39Chip:What do you mean, what?

28:40Cal:He's 31. and also what i genuinely thought you were 29 yeah do you know why do you hang around with arthur and them man arthur is 29 as well is he arthur tv is also 29 okay i'm fucking with that

28:57Chip:why does he have such good abs at 29 why has he got the most gorgeous body fuck's sake man he's actually gorgeous

29:08Cal:why is his figure like that holy shit he gets it from his mum honestly like having an hour she is a wonderful woman it's fucking crazy yeah he's actually started to get a little bit of body fat lately has he? yep I am very happy about it finally really somebody constantly winning is having a small downfall moment I don't know if I'd say constantly winning

29:28Chip:he's just never lost in his life nah I think he just went just leave one anonymous comment on his YouTube channel and that's his week. Now that I know that he reads and interacts and rereads and then reread rereads every comment, I'm going to get busy in those conversations. I've got a new hobby. Let's do a social where we all get together and just start leaving hate on Arthur's channel. And then see how long it takes for him to bring it up in a group. Oh yeah, yeah, that could be fun. Why is everyone saying that I'm looking old? Yeah, yeah. Why is everyone saying my body's not perfect? Yeah, it is.

30:03Um, can't remember.

30:04Cal:New gaff. What? No, it's not. He's got a new gaff. That was ages ago. Yeah. It was like four, five months ago.

30:11Chip:Yeah. But it's really though. No, it's really nice. Yeah. Me, Arthur and George, uh, we moved into a house, which is, uh, we're renting. Obviously haven't bought it together. Um, but yeah, loving it. Very, very nice. Worst roommate. No, George considerably. Is that because Arthur was just never there? Uh, no, like Arthur's just um Arthur's like kind of messy but he'll sort of like clean up after himself which is nice um I don't know George's just a bit mental he's sort of just away with the fairies for a lot of his life you know just like just things that sort of go on inside his outside of his little world and I don't think he really notices you know that's class I want to live like that yeah sounds about fun um actually maybe that's wrong George he like kind of George I don't think has used a dish in about four months um so yeah because he doesn't drink hot drinks and then he also doesn't cook anything so i actually don't think so actually george is probably the best flatmate because he just never uses stuff that needs clearing up yeah i did have to apologize to the cleaner for the smell in his room though so maybe that's what that smells like spunk or what uh i don't really know yeah just just like yeah maybe that's it maybe just like fossilized spunk fossil yeah maybe that's it yeah no it wasn't that i think he just maybe had some shoes there a bit fucking good max and freak that's it that's it but but he left it all in his room so that's nice yeah um that's good he's he's got a missus now though yeah he doesn't really fuck with you anymore i've got that energy for sure does not fuck with me anymore yeah which is a bit of a shame she's lovely though um seems very sweet sound yeah um kind of like as weird as him so i I think they work very well together and they're very sweet.

31:56Oh, nice.

31:57Chip:Epic. I thought he was kind of one of a kind. George. Clearly not. Or maybe one of a male kind and now the female kind. They're a soul bonded. Oh, it's just fucked if they break up, man. I'm sorry.

32:08Cal:I texted him the other day. What'd you say? Saying, oh, George, when's the court video? I'm super excited.

32:15Chip:And it's just never coming. There's about five.

32:17Cal:There's like five or six videos. Really? Just add me. Yeah, I get that. George is sitting on about five or six Pre-generational videos Yeah But the longer you leave them The longer jokes become Sort of like out of Yeah my six seven jokes

32:31Chip:Are not going to land the same It will Try now How many months has it been Since George I don't know Like three or four maybe Nothing about six Six seven six seven six Seven six seven six Nah look Stanley's been put on a band From that joke Really Because he's so jarred

32:48Cal:He's going to relapse anymore Yeah He's itching I was over Christmas I was dropping six or seven all the time my little cousins were loving it honestly it was just like be at the dinner table sat down for Christmas dinner I'd go oh what time are you eating six or seven limbs

33:03Chip:like plate table do you know how fucked it is in school they're like genuinely giving people detentions for it because kids have taken it too far this meme has gone absolutely global well didn't they didn't Keir Starmer get told off for saying six or seven in a school or something I think so I'm pretty sure I got told off by a teacher because it just like it's like a switch in their brain and it just sends them into a new plane of existence when someone says it that is so mental I was on holiday around the Christmas period and all these families little kids all I could ever hear was them just screaming at the top of their lungs and I was there like well how's this happened how is this literally being indoctrinated into the kids have you seen it for like football games when it hits the 67th minute and then just like it's a non-league game and you just got a crowd of kids We were on a ski lift and there was a bunch of German people next to us.

33:57We couldn't hear anything. What they were saying, um, like, you know, sort of like two minutes of inane chat or whatever. And then just speaking, you just hit them go six or seven. Wait,

34:09Chip:so they were in on it or they, or they didn't know. No, no, no. They were clearly just having a chat between themselves. It's the fact that they say six or seven in, in English. That is brilliant. Um, Yeah, I'm glad that's dying out, but I'm excited for the next one. Yeah. I don't think I've asked you enough about it. How was your skiing holiday? How did it go? Oh, yeah. Where's that? It was good. Well, for me, it was okay. Yeah, for you, it was all right. Not very good snowboarder, so I was playing catch. And Arthur and Harry go very fast as well. Okay, yeah. Thank you, because I was watching them, and they're like, you guys are actually freaks.

34:42Chip:Harry in particular. I don't know what it is. It's like a beeline down the slope. Yeah, I can't keep up with him. Yeah. But I would argue they actually don't snowboard well. they just go fast nah they bro they're harry anyways oh they're good but like technique wise

34:56Cal:like if you see a good right i wouldn't say that there are also they get to the bottom so quick as like bro you ain't even snowboarded yeah like yeah enjoy them out in a little bit they do go very fast they do that yeah harry's very good yeah and um both of them were actually hitting some of these big jumps yeah they do yeah but the worst thing is you go on a holiday and like everyone um obviously they will do jumps and then after all go oh no you've got it come on you've got to do that jump go on don't be a pussy and then like we'll force you into doing into injuring yourself you know and everyone's like oh he's so funny and cute no he's not he would be the first to not give a shit if you had a compound fracture on a skiing holiday for the record so let the you're good let the fucking record show that oh it's all of course all spiking crazy

35:41Chip:hell out Rose Corazone nice buddy honey give me that testosterone come on give me that right now but other than that yeah we had a little bit of a fucking movie time out there nice hotel let me say something about the French they have a reputation for good food I'd like to challenge that there's way too much cheese I'm a big fan of cheese but there's cheese all over the place oh you want a salad have cheese on it you know you want a linguine cheese actually there's that's Italian that's all I think but fuck it you know yeah everything has cheese on it it's a lot and a lot of time the cheese smells like feet yeah and i had so did you just fake that yeah well you know what got hit with

36:24Cal:your own medicine bro that was actually fucking crazy i thought you i was really i was like now

36:32Chip:we're riffing here no okay we were french hating and we were doing let me drop straight back in tartar flat what we doing you know like just give me a bolognese at every single restaurant fudge puddles what is also squirting oh really oh that's kind of nasty another issue about the holiday the whole but i would like to say in general the holiday was great but um another issue not only was it theo baker but it's theo baker when you go to a restaurant with him because Oh, he's so picky, isn't he? One, he's so picky, but two, no matter what it is, it's the best he's ever had of that. Right. So we went and we had this tartar flat, right?

37:12Chip:And he went, this is incredible. Do it in the voice though. Okay. In the number six, tartar flat.

37:25Chip:You know the Mikai Osaka one, yeah? You did it in the big wedge. You did it in the big wedge video. I was in tears. In a number six. Number eight, can I have it? So anyways, yeah, Theo Baker, you know, one ever trusts his recommendations for anything. He is the least cultured man. He does it with movies. It's like a human dumpling. Yeah. What? What the hell? what the hell

38:01that's an old man that was the giraffe noise I am with you though on the French their food is a bit crap

38:09Chip:and they hate us so much they hate English people and that's valid I get it English people don't really fuck with the French either I try fuck with them bro I try you try and speak French don't usually go into restaurants and stuff and they just speak to you in English. Hola. Don't try. Hola. No. Wrong guy. Those fucking English twats. Yeah. And they go, sorry, mate, the stables are out here. Let's get you a nice bunch of hay. Harsh joke. Why do you find this shit funny? I'm getting mad. What's your favorite memory from the skiing holiday? Oh, my favorite memory. And then I'll tell you from my holiday with much better people.

38:54You want to share it? You want to share it with me?

38:55Chip:My favorite, well, it was just this whole sequence of when we were coming back from Folly Deuce and AB had to get mountain rescued. What? Yeah, AB had to get mountain rescued in a snowmobile because he was so drunk. No, he didn't. Yeah.

39:09Cal:It was like a really flat bit at the end of the mountain and essentially, if you hadn't built up a speed or if you were just crap, you wouldn't really do it. But he hadn't even got there, bro. Oh, I haven't actually seen this. Yeah, I think the guys preemptively said, look, it's really flat. It's coming up now and they just looked at him. He had his helmet on backwards. It was just, he's obviously not good. It's after that. What was it like with someone vlogging the trip?

39:29Chip:Nah, so, because this is, no, I don't fuck with people vlogging on holidays at all. And I did tell AB before, and just so you know, the boys won't want this to be filmed too much. I think if you took it in the right way, it's okay. But he didn't do it. It was only really, it's on the other TV way, right? He only did it very subtly. I thought, yeah. And to himself, and the only time other people were involved was actually when they put themselves in his vlog. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So it was fine. And Theo, to be fair, took it on himself to film the whole. Of course he did. So you can see this here, but yeah.

39:58I actually think, oh my God, yeah, the Snowmobile. That's crazy. Yeah, I actually, Alfie's actually quite good at sort of subtly doing a vlog.

40:05Chip:He's absolutely fucked. He is. Yeah, it was good. That's crazy. We had a 15 liter bottle of rosé. Jesus Christ. Yeah, we didn't even get halfway through it. Oh my God. Do you remember at Tomorrowland when we got a huge bottle of vodka and Theo got so drunk they started putting his willy on people and then uh what yes sorry yeah he just started putting his like getting it out and just rubbing it on members of us yeah but there was one point where yeah

40:33Cal:yeah sorry not not random people it was us yeah um and uh yeah there was there was one uh moment where we had this two or three liter bottle of tequila i think you would graciously bought yeah for about 2000 euros. Theo just like slammed it back in this ice bucket we had just totally shattered. And I went to Theo

40:54Chip:and that was the last row. I've never come so close to wanting to hit somebody. I was there like, you're going to have to leave. You kind of lost it. You're going to have to leave. Was this the recent Tomorrowland? Yeah, I think I remember. And I said, bro, I'm just going to ask you now. You're so waved. You keep rubbing your cock on me and you're just smashing. You just smashed like a two gram bottle of tequila here. I'm just going to ask you to leave. And he was there like, bro, you're just killing the vibe killing the vibe the fact that you keep rubbing your hairy cock on me yeah yeah mate you can't do that no yeah so uh what was your favorite bit of your ski trip um favorite bit of my ski trip we actually we we recently have adopted this drinking game that arthur hill uh i think showed up opened our eyes to which is where it's so shit but it's so good that you just you literally go around in a circle and you just clap and if it's a good clap then you don't have to drink and if it's a shit clap then you do have to drink um and then you can progress it to like dapping up the person next to you and that is so funny because some of the daps they're so cringe and they're so shit literally like people like grab people's wrists accidentally it's pretty fantastic we're playing a lot played that game at a pre-drinks with and arthur hill was the one that show is it and it was it sounds so crap but it's so good it's really good yeah because some people just do not have the ability to clap which is really strange I'll do an unreal one right now okay yeah go on you rate this one alright yeah okay oh I like how you've set up the that's good that's a great clap that's good you do it you do it you do it good clap I know you I know you don't have a clap in your locker that's the thing I know you don't I know No, he's got a clap.

42:42What? No, that's bad. That's getting - That was it.

42:46Chip:Give him one more go. Let me see if you can get a good one. You're getting fucked. Your technique's fucked, by the way.

42:50Cal:Yeah. Go on. That was all right.

42:53Chip:That was better. Right, now we'll do a dap. Oh no, no, no, no. Oh, that was all right. That was okay. Oh, no, no, no. We'll just for the viewers here, you and me. I'm so shit at these. Come on. Okay, yeah, nice to see you, man. How's it going? Oh. Bro, that's fucked. That's fucked. Right, YouTube boys, hit one. hit one hit one always bad yo what we say my brother oh my god he's so bad

43:22Chip:yeah that game's brilliant so we would have probably done two or three shots yeah probably would you guys watching the winter olympics yes so cool isn't it see the guy that the backflip ice skating uh yes because now it's a legal move it's previously been illegal that move was made illegal for decades. Oh, really? And then in 2024, in 2024, they finally made that and a couple of other moves legal again because I think the sport was just getting a bit like, come on, we need to lock in now. Wait, why was it illegal? Just because it was considered so dangerous.

43:53Cal:Is this the guy that did it to the June music? I don't think so. Also, who cares? I'm thinking of something else.

44:02Chip:But yeah, anyway, so he's done that. That's a sick move though. It's pretty mental isn't it? So cold. Yeah. That is actually obscene. Yeah. Pretty unbelievable. But you know what? Winter Olympics is so weird because they try to claim that this is like a mega event but I don't think as many people watch it as they say. No, I don't think that many people probably. But I do think when you start watching it you get so invested so quickly don't you? If you type in top 10 most viewed sporting events

44:30Cal:in the world this comes in at like 6. Did you see Super Bowl versus Liverpool and City?

44:35Chip:Yeah. The Super Bowl got 220 million viewers because obviously the US is American. Yeah, America will watch it. And the Liverpool City got 700 million. Fuck yeah. Just absolutely. That's brilliant. This is just a league game. Six. Oh yeah. Yes, I told you it comes in at six. Winter Games, two billion viewers. What else is what's ahead?

44:54Cal:Summer Games, Women's World Cup, Cricket World Cup. Tour de France. Oh yeah, the Cricket World Cup. But this is what I'm saying.

44:58Chip:Tour de France? What? You see the Winter Games claims two billion viewers and then the summer games claims 2 million views. There's no way that summer and winter are the same. Summer Olympics is so much bigger. This has got to be wrong. Yeah, I kind of agree.

45:14Cal:Yeah, this is... That's not right.

45:16Chip:Yeah, go on a different one. Way more people. Also, I've never heard of roadtrips.com. Roadtrips. This one maybe.

45:23Cal:What we rocking, what we rocking. So number three, Champions League final. Number two, Olympic Games summer and winter.

45:29Chip:Yeah. Super Bowl, cricket. like for example the indian IPL cricket is so much bigger than the super bowl as well so yeah but anyways talking about the winter olympics at the time i recorded this team gb still has zero medals yeah yeah why are we i put it in the chat and then everyone was like well yeah we don't get snow and i was like i mean that is kind of a fair okay ice skating curling came forth in curling Shout out to them anyways Yeah but they just go outside don't they They just like go onto the street and practice curling In Norway Yeah Now I hear that there's just so many things I'm expecting a great nation of ours To clean up some medals

46:14Cal:It's gotta be ingrained in the culture Kind of like footballers here is why our teams are all the best Yeah Now I hear that We do go on a lot of skiing holidays though But I suppose that's

46:26Chip:That's not enough Like you see these fucking Austrian kids That are literally two years old Wake up before a school hit the run Yeah Or like French kids that live near the Alps And you just go up every weekend

46:37Cal:Step out of your cabin that you live and was raised in And then go on a little fucking Go down the mountain on your snowboard To go and find some fucking wood for the fire burner That's the life they be living Yeah that's true actually Sure thing Put your crampons on Yeah Crampons That's such a crazy word Why do they go with that? I love crampons they're great aren't they? I've never used them haven't you no good stuff

46:58Chip:that's why he needs you on your hiking channel so true you're gonna teach me a couple things you're lucky you're in contention after that Snowden performance you put in a few years are you actually gonna sort yourself out because you're going hiking with him

47:09Cal:yeah that was my old build before I'd done any running any cardio that was the funniest sight just watching couldn't even get up physically push him up the mountain half of Snowden that was probably the moment when you realised I can't be a human yeah I can't yeah I should be fine with this yeah i don't deserve but we'll do a bit of cardio before you know i'm not like fucking yeah you'll be better than arthur hill was on our three peaks challenge so i'm sure you'll be

47:38Chip:fine before we move away from that topic i want to bring up one of my favorite things about the winter olympics and it's penis injections what oh my god the skiing oh we were talking that's so You're not familiar with this, you're gonna have to tell me about it. So, what's been happening is they have been pumping in hyaluronic acid, which is essentially like, you know how girls get filled? Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's a similar thing. They put it in their cock. And they'd be whacking it in their knobs. I want to make, sorry, this is for the like ski jumpers. So you know the ones that like span out, look like a penguin diving.

48:11Chip:Yes. And they've been injecting their cock with this hyaluronic acid. so that their aerodynamics are better. And it's something to do with... Yeah, it's here. So it's before they get measured for their suits. So there's more material in the suits that apparently gives them an advantage. Exactly. They therefore can get a bigger suit, a bigger size suit, which gives them more surface area, which I guess acts more like a wing suit. So these lot have just been jamming their cocks. Yeah. And what we all want to know is, do you have to be a ski jumper to get this injection? Well, I wanted to know where the fuck can I get myself something?

48:50And when I had one and I don't remember getting it.

48:54Chip:They're talking here about two centimeters. That's value. That's big. It's doubling in size. Literally, that's a 2X ROI. Chip, you still with us? Checking the facts and figures.

49:09Cal:Just want to see how much extra that is and if it's worth it.

49:12Chip:I would hope it really wraps around more like at the girth. Yeah. That's where I could do with some assistance. Yeah, yeah. I could do the double knot when I wrap it around my waist, so. Yeah, anyways, I think that's unreal.

49:22Cal:Put it in your own bum. Your cock is not that big. No, but like, you know, when you try to stretch. Gotta be a speaking band for that. You know, like, stretch Armstrong when you do it, you cock. All right. Fucking hell, you guys are fucking weird, eh? Please, do you guys see this? This guy, another ski jumper. Oh, yeah. He was with his girlfriend for like six months. this is fucked. And then on national telly he just announced that he cheated on her.

49:48Chip:What? Yeah, so he goes on TV to essentially announce that he's cheated on his missus and he's there like I love you. You'll crank it bro. It's all in subtitles.

50:00Cal:He actually gets mad emotional.

50:16Oh, no way she was thinking. Bro, you could have got that gold if you weren't thinking about her. Oh my God.

50:27Chip:So I had a gold medal in my life. Oh, so he did get a gold medal. No, he didn't. There are many people out there who see me in a different light, but I only have eyes for her. I'm not quite sure what to say. This is quite sweet, actually. Is it? Yeah, look at it. Sorry, massive fucking weapon. Why are you? You've just, you've just won a gold. He won bronze, but that's how much he means to him. Bro, he said six months ago. You're still in the honeymoon phase, bro. What's your opinion on cheating? Well, wait, wait, wait. I feel like we should be asking you if you're even asking that question. No, people have different stats.

51:06I'm of the opinion. It's one and gone.

51:08Cal:Oh, sorry. Once she sees that video, you think she still shouldn't, she should be like, Should she take him back after that? Yeah, what's the... What's the Chris MD diagnosis? It's down to her. I think there's for sure situations where it'd be difficult to not give someone another chance, but I don't know. I feel like it's... Once it's sort of tarnished, it's tarnished, you know? What about you guys? Sweet, bro. So the thing is, I reckon there's people out there that that's happened to and they've gone on to just live their lives out normally and happily. Oh, yeah.

51:37Chip:You reckon like she could take him back? So it's like there's...

51:39Cal:But then... That's like the final boss of asking. For him. He's won a fucking bronze medal. At the Olympics. And he's gone, I could have won gold, but I was thinking about you. You could probably pull off in that. But let me just tell you this. The problem is, I agree,

51:53Chip:I do agree with that, right? But the problem is, like, that is his legacy from now, like, to the end. And then no matter what, when you're with your missus, they're like, yeah, this fucking bellend, apologize on live TV. Like,

52:04Cal:they're going to be recognized for it now, because it's gone so viral.

52:07Chip:Especially in their hometown. So it's probably not. Yeah. I don't know if it's going to work. What if the person that he cheated with, was watching that and she's like, I've just got the ick. That's not happening again, you know?

52:16Cal:Yeah. So he's not going to crack that again. Quack that. He just needs to go. You're not quacking that. This guy needs to use the motivation for gold, man. This is what it is. Yeah. He needs to go to a dark place. Yeah, he does. In 2030.

52:31Chip:I hear that. Assuming he's coming back. Because he's not. Yeah, we are going to need a follow-up story on whether he gets back with the... Nah, I'm sure we will. Yeah. We'll get him on the pod. Oh, yeah? what's his name what's his name again I don't know they all end with like Jeffrey S.N. or Son don't they oh yeah they do Son like Sigurdsson no he's in Stroller yep just like that alright we'll remember your name bro remember the name remember the name

53:02Cal:yeah he's one of bronze medals more than what we're doing nah bro

53:05Chip:in terms of podcast we literally gave ourselves the award of the best podcast that's a gold medal we didn't come one two or three we just self glazed took the whole thing are you listening to the podcast or not really not massively I don't like him I listen to Stephen's podcast sometimes he's brilliant he is very funny yeah like we've talked about before kind of allergic to making money but yeah Stephen tries yeah I think you could offer him like 10 million pounds to do like a special ep and he just wouldn't do it please Stephen yeah just please yeah he'd come back and just make a joke about your dad or something yeah great Yeah, I think that's one thing I actually fear every year is his wrap-up of the year.

53:46Yeah, it's actually scary, isn't it?

53:48Chip:Because you just know you're catching a stray. Not you, Chip, obviously. Close, I would never catch a stray. Well, no, I just don't think he's asked about you. Yeah, I don't think he comes to the radar.

53:57Cal:If you're expecting it. What? Why have you winked at me? Yeah, also, I don't know if you're not expecting it because he's not going to give you a stray. No, I'm always prepared, so it's never a stray. You, it's a stray because you're not ready.

54:10Chip:Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, I see. I think Cal was saying you're not relevant enough. Not that you're too ready for a stray.

54:18Cal:No, he was actually not saying that. Yeah. And that's not a stray to me because I was ready for you to say that. Oh, and he was ready. Yeah, of course. He was ready for that. You were playing checkers. He was playing chess. Thank you, guys. Yeah. Toughest listener of all time.

54:35Chip:Let's talk about the world. Not even top 100.

54:37Cal:Stop the fucking world cup. The world cup. Let's do it. Oh, here we go. We've got someone to talk about. Charity match. Oh, yeah.

54:45Chip:Phone man. This sounds exciting.

54:47Cal:You got your call up.

54:47Chip:Whoa, no. You don't know yet. Nobody knows if they've got a call up or anything yet. Okay. Nobody knows. Nobody knows. Guess we'll wait and see who gets a call up. I guess they use not going to call up. Who? No, I'm just waiting. They told me the phone was going to ring at some point between now and the charity match. You will get the call up, bro. Well, let's hope that that happens. Just remember if you expect a stray you won't get one Okay I'm not expecting to get one Yeah And then Yo just hit my line You know what I swear sometimes the boys I'm not even fucking lying Some of them always tell me that they got my wrong number Seriously

55:28Cal:If you I'm sure they'll DM you on Twitter or something I don't even know if they're done Yeah they'll hit up your link They're 100 %

55:35Chip:They gotta hit me up just because like what I represent. Yeah, they'll come through on your Snapchat. I feel certain. Yeah.

55:42Cal:But you'll definitely be in. They're going to hit you up on the JB5 app, bro. Oh, shit. You got the JB5 app? No, what's the JB5 app? You don't have the Jude Bellingham app? No, I missed this. What do you mean you missed? Nobody's missed this, bro. That's like missing being born. Like, what the fuck? I must have missed that. Oh, I missed the Bible.

55:59Chip:Did you? You don't. So how do you keep up with what Jude Bellingham's doing then if you don't have the app? Five stars. What's up? 280 reviews. Five stars is pretty sick. This is where like, if you're ever wondering what Jubilum's up to, you get the JB5 app. What's he, what's he posting on there? Well, he's posted statements before. Has he? Yeah.

56:15Cal:Results of the games. Yeah. Pictures of himself, his brand partners, his shop. Do you know what? There's one person in YouTube who I feel like would have this, would come up with this app.

56:25Chip:Oh, wait, wait, let me just have a little think right now. Where he could, where all his, the members of his run club could come together and get updates. Who would it be?

56:39Reeve no it's Theo Baker it's Theo Baker

56:41Cal:it's the TB yeah what you want the TB5 app I want a Theo Baker app TB5 app would be sick wouldn't it and you can just see Theo Strava post yes Theo's breakfast post oh fuck what Jodie's cooked for him today you know I would love that which family event he sets off the board yeah yeah which when when Iela day is on this year you know what's so funny is when you're

57:04Chip:really see how those things I'm thinking there's something in that there is actually something in it there actually kind of is isn't there Theo there you go we've just you can go and vibe code that tonight if you want yeah I'd love to see that Theo please yeah or what about the ChrisMD app would go kind of crazy ChrisMD app just like updates on every hinge match no are you still serially dating you're not fucking born serial data no you were doing I think you told me like between four to five dates a day a week even sorry Right. Yeah. That was, I was never at that level. You were not far off enough.

57:41Chip:Yeah. It was a bit though. Wasn't I, um, no, I'm still going on dates. Yeah. Still probably at the sort of like, I don't know. What's the worst one that you've had? Um, you know, you're thinking of one right now. It's just, you think about how you can say it without bait now. Yeah. No, I don't want to say I'm sorry. Okay. But wait, wait, wait, wait. Can Can I ask you can I ask was it there like was it a her behavior thing or is it just like the thing that you did with shit? Um, no, it was a her It was just like What's your go-to then? What's like? What's that one where you're like, oh this all this is like my bank I got to winter wonderland with them or Right, well, it's not winter wonderland No, I think i'm just partial to like go for a coffee or go for drinks because I think it's just you treat it like a job interview that's why you're a single bro I don't say that I book out a workspace we get them in for a now and a half I have my production manager and my lead editor there as well just check them out

58:40Cal:do you ever go on dates where they don't know what you do or who you are in the first place not many of my fan base are women so no but you bring it up you do have a large female fan base there's a few more than there used to be I think with the addition of Italian Batch and George Clark into the videos and also maybe on TV It's kind of probably obvious from your Hinge profile or whatever app you're on. The what? No, I don't know. Because that would be, that would be. What's your go to pick on there? 100 % you're going to have professional pictures of you from like charity matches and stuff. No, I actually don't.

59:12Chip:You don't have a charity match pick? No. Or is it like a really normal profile?

59:14Cal:Yeah, I have it as a normal profile. Let me see a few pics right now. We're not going to go for the Hinge profile.

59:19Chip:I know for sure you've got pictures that are loose to like. Nah, I know your shit. I'll show you. Right, I'll show you the thing. The phone is staying in my hand. I don't know if you guys will be able to see it. I've got a privacy screen. So the probably won't be able to see it on the camera. That's right. No worries. Okay. What are your prompts? No, I'm not saying that. No, that's okay. My biggest sick is if you don't love Lord of the Rings. Yes. I actually think I've got a fairly good profile, but it's my, it's my first photo. Okay. Nice. A grounded chilling out like it um don't skip any i want to see any pics chris do not skip any pic

1:00:02Cal:oh yeah a little topless wait wait wait wait wait next one that's hiking hiking with the boys

1:00:10Chip:there we got the george clark in there we got rotor shop by the way roger's gonna ask you to take that down that is not flattering you got other db and you've actually successfully managed to hide Theo Baker in this way. The prompt there says eating out my friends. Wait, one of the prompts is I go crazy for eating out my friends and not using commas. Nah.

1:00:32Cal:I see. Nah, you are fucked. Cause you didn't put a comma between eating out of friends. What he's like, he's like, good lad. That's good.

1:00:40Chip:What he's letting them know is he's a real eater. Yeah. He's a real eater. No, I meant as in like eat out to help out as in like going to a restaurant. No, Oh, bro. We get it. I'm fucking with your profile. That's a good profile. Oh, no. This is making me think it's not a good profile. No, it is. Oh, that's good. Testosterone. I'd swipe. I'd swipe. Okay, well, thank you very much. Swipe right, swipe right, swipe right. I'd give you like a plus thing or an extra boost. Anyway, to conclude, I'm still dating and still on track to die alone. So. You're a die alone. Any further questions? You'll have to.

1:01:15Chip:Yeah, I got loads, but we don't really have this time for it.

1:01:17Cal:Chris what do you do When you get home from work Like what's like the routine for you Get home make a bit of food What's your evening like Don't make it sad like this No no I'm not actually What do you do Trying to compare it to people I'm only like do you play it What do you do You flap a fucking J What do you do Like I'm asking what your routine is At home I cook quite a lot So I probably get home Maybe cook What would you cook Give me an example Spag bowl Fajitas Salmon linguine you need to invite me around for a scrum no thanks what sorry what it's like a dog thing yeah sorry no that's okay I brought back Chris MD does all the same things that NPCs do so you know get home watch some TV have some food

1:02:10Chip:you know what's so funny is you know how out of touch this podcast is right he's gone Yeah, you know, I go home, I cook, I shit on. We go, what? What, bro's cooking? Nah, this is insane. Have you heard this? This guy's cooking. Everyone in the comments is just like, I'm so done with this.

1:02:30Cal:Cooking is quite therapeutic when it does happen. Bro, you've never cooked in your life. Shut the fuck up. Yes, I do. Every now and then I'll make a steak. You'd make a steak to be fair. Yeah, at least you got that. I'll make a mean one. I'll go, you know, go into the butchers, go in, they're like, oh, I'm going to get you today, mate. What? Fucking lot. I'll take the trolley, mate. They do not speak to you like that. Let's face it. Mate. Mate. They'll say, what do you want? You fucking little twerp. You scruff. Get out my fucking butt.

1:02:53Chip:Stop nibbling on the chicken breasts. We've got no money.

1:03:01Cal:Fuck, man.

1:03:02Chip:I swear. The pod's been, how long's the pod bro? Probably an hour bro. What? What do you want to do? We've only got, to be fair, we've got another 10 minutes. 10 minutes and I swear I'm done. Oh, I've got, I've got questions. I've got questions. Oh yeah. If you do bro, that would be great. Let me check the time. Yeah, we literally have 10 minutes until I'm wrapping this thing up. Ask me any question you want. I'll answer it. Right. Well, you've just asked me about my romance life. So how's everything going with you guys? Oh, just got a when, a when, a when you. A wedding venue. Thank you. I got my wedding venue locked.

1:03:35That's fun. Epic. Which is pretty sick. Let's go.

1:03:38Chip:So yeah, excited for that little fucking bell to happen. Yeah. 27, here we come. Oh you guys are getting married now Reeve You You Who else? That's kind of it

1:03:50Cal:Don't forget Stag dude group chat was made Oh Saw that Yeah Saw that Are you down with Nashville? Yeah Yeah of course Okay cool

1:03:58Chip:I'm down wherever I need a little help preparing it You got any cool ideas for what we could do? I'm not helping Bro I think we just go there

1:04:04Cal:We're not No

1:04:06Chip:No

1:04:06Cal:Is that not

1:04:07Chip:Nah we're gonna have to set some shit up Yeah yeah You can't just go there I mean we can bug some shit

1:04:11Cal:Also

1:04:11Chip:No don't say we You're not involved Yeah, you're not. So I don't get to be involved at all? No, no, no. What about the villa? Because I want a sick place. No, you're not getting a villa, first of all, because you've invited 18 humans.

1:04:21Cal:No, I want a 20-man villa. If you tell me, Theo, I'm going to lose my shit. We're not doing hotels, bro. No, no, no, no.

1:04:28Chip:Bro, in what world is there a 20-man villa? Fuck. Easily. It's called a hostel.

1:04:34Cal:They've only got one squad. Okay, well, let's get two villas then.

1:04:38Chip:Easy. Why would you want two people in separate locations? What are you talking about? Just put Arthur TV in with him again and it'll be all right.

1:04:44Cal:Fine, fine. Four seasons. Fine. I don't give a fuck. I just want something really nice. Like I've signed myself up to this whole marriage thing. One last ride, bro. One last ride. One last ride with the boys.

1:05:00Chip:Such a red flag that you say that.

1:05:02Cal:Yeah, that actually is kind of crazy to hear. I don't want any fun. Yeah, move on quickly. Okay, yeah. Give me the do's and don'ts. It's just the do's are like, can you set up a good trip? Yeah, that was kind of the first thing. No, but you know what? I'm going to know that one now. Okay, yeah. For me, you know, like... You're going to fucking die on this trip, mate. Sometimes there's funny shit when they're like the boarding pass is like the size of the fucking Eiffel Tower and shit like that. Okay, kind of jokes. Then you get the ones where people get kidnapped by fucking foreign police and you're just like, right, we just ruined that man's trip, giving him a heart out of that.

1:05:36Chip:I'll scratch that one.

1:05:39Cal:Let's just beat the shit out of you. Yeah. I don't mind male strippers. So I don't, I actually don't mind. I've noticed that. But it's just like, fuck. I did that for Vic.

1:05:51Chip:I got Vic a male stripper. How did I go down? Not well. Not well at all. It was a disaster. Yeah, obviously it's Vic. Yeah, but I ended up taking the dance. Cause I was, I was like, bro, you're so attractive. You're like a Greek girl. People are so ungrateful. You're so like, and Vic was like, working his way out. And then the guy was like, oh, right. Well, this is kind of awkward. I said, bro, come on.

1:06:14Cal:This now. Jump on this pillow. He's probably like, is my cot not good enough for you? Another one for you. So what are they? We got lamppost tie.

1:06:21Chip:You're cool with me? Lamppost tying you?

1:06:27Chip:Abandoned. I did not turn on. Yeah. I might give you, to be fair, I might have you make your own way there. What I must admit is

1:06:34Cal:I don't quite understand why people have. What would that be the point of that, bro? I'm not going to be making my way there in like, like in a bad way. am i we might i i don't understand why people make stag dudes just genuinely unenjoyable for the stag sometimes it's like it's got to be funny like at least partially for them being involved because you see ones where people genuinely just like ruin the life of the stag and it's like what

1:06:57Chip:are you doing that can't be funny if you like make him take a route that has like five stops that's funny yeah that's sure that's funny until the stag gets to the airport and goes oh right

1:07:08Cal:Well, I don't need to do that and just re books a flat straight to it.

1:07:12Chip:Nah, because my file will be fully booked because I got 18 boys to fill. What do you mean? And then you've got 18 friends on the trip as well. What was making a word? Oh, I see. What about, um, oh, the fake bride stitch up here. So if you like your party press pranks, like a well-worked script, no, I can't be asked. I like you. I'm not reading that paragraph. This is just oil fight night. Right now that again, the boys going, don't tell the groom where he's going. Just get him to the secret location where he'll see a wrestling ring. Not one, but two wrestlers waiting to take it. Oh, that would actually be fucking unreal.

1:07:50This one's terrible. I can't lie.

1:07:53Cal:The thing is, fuck me over and then your stat comes and I'll do the worst. Yeah, but you won't be invited to mine. So you got to be careful about who you choose to plan it. And you've picked Cal Freezy. that's kind of crazy I think it's just throw a radio bro

1:08:09Chip:nah I'm good I got some shit yeah we got some wheels in motion already don't you worry about that like you see the ones where they like get a dwarf like he's on the trip I just

1:08:19Cal:I don't mind you doing any funny shit to that as long as I can also have a good time with you and not just be like oh no deal don't like the sound of that ew

1:08:28Chip:that sounds awful that sounds shit no I'll just fucking leave you'll just leave

1:08:35Cal:and what we'll have a rager in nashville i'll throw a drop and just fucking leave

1:08:44who's like the who's the person that you're like most worried about who's going to be on your sag

1:08:48Cal:do no no really there's a lot of people in that your voice kind of broke a little bit as you no i understand i think everyone will be a good time yeah that's why they're invited nice oh that's quite sweet yeah did you see the invite list i'm not fucking with that list at all Bro it's literally All our friends Nah 18's a lot I don't know if I don't know if I've got 18 friends That's my problem

1:09:08Chip:The social battery Might go within two hours Yo what's up There's a couple There's a couple of names On that Yo what's up

1:09:16Cal:That I don't want to see 18 like obviously Like people Some people probably Just won't come It's true Everybody in the chat Said they're free Yeah No one replied About three people Put messages And I was like Oh great Stag do's gone well you'd be lucky to get eight let's face it yeah I'd be happy with eight would you yeah yeah the magic eight yeah there's not gonna be eight people could just be us three boys I'd be fucking down ooh when you say us that'd be great what's the best boys holiday you've ever been on great question oh we could just do my stag in New Zealand Chris that would be that would be sick to be fair you'd probably have a better time why don't you do a little video no thanks alright there you go what's the best boys trip

1:09:53Chip:you've ever been on best boys trip I've ever been on um

1:09:59we had quite a good one to have our in croatia a couple of summers ago i remember you which is

1:10:05Chip:me george and the two arthur's that was the cash machine what's the cash machine incident um well let me tell you um it was really good holiday if i was really nice i don't know if you've ever been there it's like uh it's really nice it's not like an ibiza and it's a nice mix of a really nice place, but it's also got bars and like decent light. Sick. So it was a really good pick by George. And there's this club that's on this island and you have to get a boat to go there. And like you literally go at about 1 a.m. and you stay there for like a couple of hours and then come back. But obviously it's like it's literally just an island.

1:10:38And they've got one card machine ATM there. And George put his card in. Obviously we're all quite drunk already. And his card just gets swallowed. And obviously this is like 1 a.m. This random place in the middle of Croatia. So he was like freaking out. and me and Arthur Hill were sort of like trying to work out what he needs to cancel figuring out like what numbers he needs to phone for his internet banking and stuff like that anyway we're sort of like working this out for a couple of minutes we look up and Arthur TV's at the entrance to the club going well come on we might as well go in now mightn't we and we were like give him a minute mate he's trying to cancel his NatWest online banking so he doesn't lose 50 grand in the next 10 minutes and then I mean you you could understand Arthur being like, well, we might as well go inside and figure it out there or whatever, but he just doubled down on it.

1:11:25And he was like, well, he's not going to do anything about it now. Is he? I love that. Just escalates. Yeah. You know, you can totally see it. Um, and, um, it was probably like a sort of 20 minute period where, uh, it was, uh, tensions were high, but then, uh, Arthur and George, I think both sort of had sex. Yeah. And they've never looked back. Yeah.

1:11:47Chip:You know what? Just if we had more time, I'd love to read out some fan fiction.

1:11:52Cal:I've written one. But yeah, it was the first time I'd actually seen like an argument happen between us for the first time. And then we had a little Arthur Hill crash out in it as well, which is quite fun. Oh, shit.

1:12:03Chip:This is what I was actually going off. I love an Arthur Hill crash out. Well, it kind of needed to happen. So Arthur Hill went to Arthur TV and he was like, like, you fucking idiot. Da, da, da. That's something. It was quite fun. Okay. But it only lasted about 15 minutes. All right. We're going to blind rank these five lads holidays. Okay. Okay. Okay. Number one, we'll go with an island hopping holiday. So like maybe like a South Asia. Oh, that's got to be up there. That sounds class. South Asia, island hopping. I'm putting that in two. I'll put that four. What? Yeah, I think there's better choices personally.

1:12:37I'll put it three.

1:12:39Chip:Right. I said two. You said four. Let's go with his three. Yeah, we'll go with three. Okay, fine. All right. Next one. Gambling Vegas trip. That's a five. if that's a stinker. What? Such a stinker. Nah. How is that bad? It's good. Just gambling spit shit. All right. You know what? I do agree. I think they are overrated. But I've been on a few of them and they are class, but I definitely think there is a lot better like holidays to do. You're going to have to go with four. It can't be a four. I'm fine with four. I'm fine with four. I'm shot to your response, but I still think it's the best one.

1:13:10Cal:I don't know. I would rather do an island hopping one, put it that way. But you can't go wrong with it. I don't think like it's a good time. It's expensive. Is it? yeah yeah next one is the classic Ibiza Magga party holiday something like that

1:13:22Chip:okay not Magga but in terms of Ibiza it's fucking good it's an Ibiza I actually hate Ibiza as a place as well have you ever had a good holiday fuck me crack a smile love

1:13:34Cal:fuck me I'm actually putting that in two for me I've had unbelievable holidays I would say too I've had very good times yeah where are we saying this is Ibiza Ibiza lads nice villa yeah You know, you've got, you Party vibes. I've had a lot of memories in Ibiza. Go and have a little boat day. Oh, the boat day always. Oh, boat days are great. But I'd say that's a different holiday. I think if you're doing it. You always do it as part of the.

1:13:58Chip:Yeah. Let's make sure we're not too out of touch here. We tend to do that. I said you.

1:14:03Cal:Yeah. Yeah.

1:14:05Chip:You're right. All right. That's going in at two. I really like that. Okay, fine. Fine. I'll give you five. We've got one in five. Fuck. Next one is yacht holiday. So the boat day. Oh, right. Well, you've kind of. Boat holidays. Oh wait, but like a yacht holiday, I've never had. What holiday? I've never had a yacht holiday. Yeah, and I've never had an old trip on a boat. It's more like a boat. That's the main focus on it. We ain't got the kind to be doing a boat. You know what? I tell you what, that sounds like a cruise. I'm not fucking with a cruise at all. Yeah, I kind of know what you mean. But the boat day is always the best day out of all of those holidays.

1:14:35Chip:But a yacht, a whole yacht thing, I've never done it here. One thing I have heard about Croatia is yacht week in Croatia, I've heard is incredible. Really? So you get this yacht, loads of people get them. They're not like these mega yachts, but they're like, you know, cat marans and stuff. And you live on that and you bounce around all the islands in Croatia for a week with this massive group of boats. Supposedly it's unbelievable. Oh, that actually sounds great. I think we should put this five. Yeah, because I wouldn't go on a yacht for the whole holiday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I agree. Yeah, let's do that.

1:15:07Chip:It's got potential. The last one, number one, ski holiday. Oh, it's number one. That has to be number one for me. I know, it's not number one for me. but I don't mind it it would have been in my top three it's in the top three so yeah I don't mind that alright fine that's actually pretty good but I feel so sorry for people that have never experienced Apres it's just such a fantastic creation by the human race

1:15:30Cal:everybody's just in such a good mood yeah because no one really cares like that what they look like really and everyone's just getting because you're all just in snow you're all like that Muppets oh are these the pub bar things it's where people always like stood on tables and they're playing ABBA and you're in the sun and it's the snow around. It's so good.

1:15:47Chip:Here's like a weird thing that I always think about about Apri. I just remember thinking like alcohol combined with the crisp fresh air just fucking hate. It's great. It's brilliant. And that altitude, you're getting fucked up on like nothing. Or hot chockeys as well.

1:16:03Cal:Well, not Apri. Oh, we don't know about that. Yeah, a little hot choccy. Maybe if there's Baileys in it, yeah. Right.

1:16:08Chip:Yeah, it's got to be alcoholic, bro. No, I sort of meant.

1:16:11Cal:We're all degenerates, yeah.

1:16:12Chip:All right, look, we're wrapping this thing up. we're so done with this yeah well I'm so glad you said that yeah thank you so much I'm so done with you guys guys if you didn't know Chip has got the new 165 hoodie clobber on oh he's ironed it as well oh well we've got the zip up one that's the new one that you guys want to go and get go and check that out why what you're trying to say I don't know if that one's no this one is fresh I don't know if that one's on sale it's not this one oh it's not released yet there are new ones out right now go and check them out they're actually unreal Chris has been begging us for them we said look is any stock after you please put small boy sizes in the 165 store 2XL 2XL is too big for it's just a joke Stanley fucking hell Stanley's just cooked him first fucking hell yeah guys we're gonna wrap it up there if you wouldn't mind make sure you leave a five star review on Spotify and maybe leave a comment on Arthur TV's videos as well you know what nice one I love no actually leave a lovely one we can't believe again leave a nice one but but everybody be really nice Yeah.

1:17:14Chip:Be really nice. Wait, no way. We're not sending somebody. Hey, no, that is actually No, we actually can't. No, that's fucked. No genuinely. Everybody say the fellas said their love. Yeah The fellas send their love. Don't do that. Right guys. We'll see you all in a little bit to the loop. Matt Matt