275. Cal’s New Hair, Ranking YouTubers & Becky’s Brits Secrets…

5:44Chip:Wait, I even said on the podcast at the end of the month. We just wanted to reveal it in a fun way like that. That was fun. That was worth every second. Absolutely. So let me just tell you. So unfortunately, the next stages is it goes tits up for like two months. I'm back on the hats. Really? Yeah. So it goes. It's going to fall out. Oh, and then it comes back stronger than ever. That's at least the plan. Now, if it doesn't happen like that, I like hats anyway, so I'm not even honest.

6:12Cal:There's a chance it won't work, will it?

6:14Chip:Of course. I mean, we've got somebody close to us that will suffer that day.

6:19Cal:We should put your fucking, like, your photo in a frame, put some candles around it, throw a sage at it, and be like, come on. It's a bit more of a seance. Fucking happening. Come on, please. Bro. Every morning, throw a hair follicle at it. It's fucking work now.

6:32Chip:I actually would really appreciate that. Please keep my trim in your prayers. Bro, come here. let me spit on that

6:39Cal:give it a little fucking boot it's half nine in the morning there we go fucking fixer up too right there

6:48Chip:let me tell you the process is long does it is it hurting no no no to be fair I'm like what this is like day 15 or day 16 something after that okay and like the first two weeks you literally sat up straight like this I'm sleeping like this Oh, that's horrible. Oh, no. So shit. I didn't get a good night's sleep for like two weeks. But you know what I am going to do when it is actually like, because it's supposed to be, the weird thing is everyone thinks like, this is looking nice, but around month six, month seven is when it will be, oh, don't, don't, don't. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Nah, he did the six.

7:28Chip:I'm not going to say it. Oh, six, seven. Oh, he's doing six, seven.

7:31Cal:It's a new one now anyway. What's the new one? 73.

7:35Chip:You're trying to make your own video back. That's so sad. I like it. No, no. Can you do it? 73. That was tough one, bro. I like that one. Leave it alone. Go on, Beck. 73. Jesus Christ. But yeah, so it's supposed to go all 10 times. What's weird is... Tell us. There are two other YouTubers at the same time that have had the same thing done. I know one was public about it and one hasn't said anything, so I'm not going to say that person's name.

8:06Cal:it was me but yeah well yours i don't know who's your go-to for yours yeah it's crazy yeah it's one of them ca33 cole anderson yeah well yeah he's he's made like loads of videos

8:18Chip:about it yeah yeah who's the other one okay no no no i'll just i'll let you know after he's not public i don't know if the people behind the cameras are supposed to know i don't know we fought with yeah i fuck with them they've been on the pod oh do i match with them no look we're doing any more clues relax anyways um it was just weird how you'd really hear the last person i heard to to get their trim sorted was theo baker yeah and then all of a sudden all three of the gang at once and i need to reach out and just like give him a little fist emoji like let's fucking go brother chat yeah oh fuck we should theo did message me though and he's there like i might have to jump back on this because i sent him a little picture and I was there like

9:02Cal:reload it.

9:03Chip:He's reloaded. It's not going to work for him. I think

9:09Chip:it's not going to work for him. It's not going to work. He's been hating from the seat. The evil eye over there. Well, anyway. So yeah. Congrats on that bro. For now, but it's just kind of long because I'm there like, oh, I quite enjoy it like this, but now I know it's going to go tits up for like two or three months. They call it the ugly duckling phase. And I think it's going to be grim. So I'm going to be back on the house for a bit, but hopefully by the world cup, that's my goal by the world cup. Yeah.

9:35Cal:I've been looking at some trims for you. I think you should, we did this on the pod, but I figured it out. Can we, I want, I want him to have Anakin Skywalker's trim from revenge of the safe. Pull it up. Now, Oscar Piastro just got and got it and he looks fucking solid with it.

9:50Chip:Oscar Piaggio so you want me to get Oscar Piaggio's trim his new trim okay it's looking good what would you say is the most attractive hairstyle on a man I'd say mullet but then that you like a mullet sounds like I fancy everyone on YouTube then doesn't it

10:05Cal:it looks better in some of the pictures look at that you'd look gorgeous yeah that is something this is a horror trim what are you talking about no it's not would you get a lightsaber as well that'd be nice it's just in these pics because he's posing it but in the film itself it's brilliant is it more like luscious Yeah, it's very luscious. It's a it's fantastic to be honest. All right, well, why don't you get that trim? Look at that! Fuck off! If you love the trim so much, why don't you get it? I can't. I've got curly hair. It wouldn't work like that. I don't have that kind of white boy hair.

10:34Chip:White boy hair. So, you know what? I don't really fuck with you, to be honest with you, bro. Because you always seem to be able to blow the lines a bit too much. I pick, pick, pick. That's what happens, bro.

10:45Cal:You can't jump on the white boy shit and then be hated on the white boy shit as well. Like that's what happens when the sperm and the egg combined from two different sides, bro. You get best of both worlds. I'll be in barrier. Annie in the morning. You got the worst of both worlds at night. Fuck. Exactly.

11:02Chip:I'm jealous.

11:03Cal:I did probably get the worst of, whoa, see, this is what we could be rocking.

11:07Chip:Yeah. So I have these hairstyles, Becky. Anyway, show a few of these. The audio listeners were looking at the trims of cow when we did the AI thing on it. No. So that's bad. It's kind of like mine. Why is that so bad? It's AB's one. Yeah, AB trim. That'd be why. Oh, it's AB's even. That's the one. See, I'll be trying to, I'm trying to like, right there, shit right now. If I got the fade done on the side, like, yeah.

11:29Cal:I can't. I don't like that one, but I think because I'd like some hair on you. You've not had it for ages. I hear that. I hear that. I want you to, oh, that's the Cobra Kai one. Yeah. So that's what we got. I'm curious though.

11:44Chip:For a woman, what would be the equivalent of a man having a having a hair transplant what is the women version oh see because it's quite a big thing to have in it i think so yeah it's really painful no it wasn't painful was it not no you're odd um maybe like i just hadn't okay i'm sorry i'm sorry sorry just before we i do want to know the answer but how is he just clocked out in the middle of the pod What are you looking at? Dinosaurs? I'm just scrolling real.

12:17Chip:Wait, you're what? Wait for it. You're IRL doom scrolling. How does this happen? This is insane, bro. What am I watching?

12:33Cal:Oh, that is such a good reel, guys.

12:35Chip:Oh my God, that is really good.

12:38Cal:50k likes.

12:39Chip:Really good. I see what you did there.

12:42Cal:Can we just Clips 08 classic account.

12:45Chip:Can we put the doom scroll away? I can't believe you've brought like a real life doom scroll. Do you know how insane that is? Look at the feet on that. Did you just bring them with you? Yeah. Anyway, sorry. So what is the equivalent for women for men hair transplant? I'd say boob job. A boob job. The hairline is like, that's where everyone goes. Oh, hairline. Yeah. Have you seen them videos?

13:09Cal:I haven't seen them. Okay.

13:10Chip:Have you seen them videos? Wow. Mid clip, mid clip there, bro. Mid clip. Oh, is this a clip? That was definitely gonna be a big clip. Yeah.

13:18Cal:That was doing two 50 minutes. I'm referencing what she was saying though. Okay. Well, I'll let you jump in. Okay. This is a clip that I haven't seen. Where? Okay. This is all horror starts. It's allegedly like, it'll be girls with fake boobs. And I don't know who told me about this.

13:39Cal:they'll put a torch next to the boob and it'll light up apparently what if it's fake if it's fake

13:49i've never heard that in my life but now i have but it's fucking brilliant yeah so it's a boob job why is it a boob job though i reckon it's because that's what sort of like that's like a hairline equivalent maybe of what boys like on a girl maybe i don't know so wait as a girl are they're like right first things first check the trim yeah no no be fair i mean i can't be picky these days you know what i mean oh right come on sorry you got a good trim oh thanks you got a good

14:16Chip:airline you got a good airline yeah oh you got the boxed off shit bro your trim is so good it kind of

14:21Cal:looks like a wig it is oh is it actually i've lost my hair no it's uh it's actually extensions Maybe that's the equivalent Well look it still looks good Hey thanks It's kind of the point We do stuff like that all the time Maybe I should have just run the extension gimmick I'd love that Oh we get toupees and shit don't we A toupee

14:45Chip:No the toupee Hold on a second let me see how real this is It's a collective we do Wait you know a toupee is not the same As getting hair extensions No, because that's like, is that glued on your hair? Yeah, it's crazy. I've seen the videos where they fly off. Oh, then one's where they spray the hairline on with the pig. Oh, yeah. Well, Jimskin does that. No, he doesn't. Yeah, there's a clip of Jimskin where he sprays it on.

15:09Cal:Oh, I've seen that. But he rocks it.

15:10Chip:He's kind of showed everybody how it works. And I was there like, so you're telling me I went through two weeks of pig. Oh, this was bad. Oh, where the main mogger. What's his name? Chad number one, or he was number two, I think.

15:23Cal:Sufract But you know

15:26Chip:Here's an interesting fact about that So he had a hair transplant And he is in the ugly duckling phase So he unfortunately Got caught in the two months Where it's on the road Is there hair on his hat? Oh sorry yeah about that wig I don't know why he's rocking the wig

15:44Cal:Do you reckon this was all set up or is he genuinely upset? Obviously we're never going to get away We're just wearing a fake hat and hair For that long right?

15:51Chip:No, but on his TikTok, he was like So if you go on his TikTok page It showed that he had this Like, he had that wig set up

15:59Cal:But it's just because

16:01Chip:Nobody watches his TikToks So everyone just knows him as

16:06Cal:Androgenic Chad number two That's the guy I did to him Don't you think he looks like Stan? The geezer

16:12Chip:He looks like a scumbag

16:15Cal:Oh yeah, he does look like you Stan Damn, why did he do that to him though?

16:20Chip:Did him dirty. Look, the cortisol spike as well. Hate to see that coming. Damn. Yeah. So, why don't you get some fucking surgery done, bro? Join the game.

16:32Cal:I've got my gyno surgery coming up. Oh, let's go. I booked it. 7th of April, 8th of April, or something like that.

16:38Chip:I beg you, bring me the glands. I just want to see.

16:41Cal:I will bring them in for sure. In a box.

16:44Chip:Yeah. Gyno. Gyno goblins retiring on the 7th of April. but we hate to see that. That's first pod as well.

16:51Cal:Hope you let someone keep them.

16:52Chip:Yeah, well, if you ask them to put in a drawer, there's loads of stuff. I swear... Is it bad? I don't know what that is. What guy knows?

16:58Cal:Yeah. It's like where the bad version of it is like man boobs. Oh, okay. Like I have a tiny bit, and it's just like it makes my nipples point through every top I've ever got. Yeah. Oh. Now for women, that might be like a... That's good stuff. Yeah, but for men, people just come up to you like, yo, what's going on, bro? It's hella cold. And I'm like, damn. You can't really wear a lot of t-shirts Without it looking a bit fucking Well that's why you've worn that for three days in a row Exactly I've been wearing a striker suit for three days in a row Same to be fair I've noticed that I just don't smell Well I just caught it I'm not very I don't smell No I hear that

17:33Chip:I hear that you're right You don't Thank you bro You got any surgeries coming up? No I want to get my teeth done Why do you do your teeth on? They're straight Because they're You got good teeth They're all over the shop Not really Where's the shop? nah where is the shop what is it that you would want done veneers I'll tell you what happened I smashed them out when I was like 18 like a legend and I just haven't had them finished how what were you doing

17:58Cal:when you got them smashed I was on a scooter they do look like baby teeth actually they do don't they they're all just a bit so what are they capped they're all just these are like what they call veneers composites oh yes implants all sorts going on in there you should go and just treat yourself to some porcelain veneers shall I Yeah, but just don't get them too white. Would you tell me if they were too white? Yes. Yeah, probably. I'd walk in here and you'd go... I can't fucking see! What's that? Yeah, okay. They show you like when you get it done, they give you like a shade thing with loads of different like teeth on them and you pick the shade and be like, this is what they are now.

18:35Right.

18:36Cal:And then most of them just go, oh, what are the brightest? But go on... But you should just go maybe, you're going to treat yourself, go to, there's like 30 teeth there, you just go two higher or three higher. Oh, just get what you have now I'll remember that When it happens

18:47Chip:Because the last one's called Firmino Firmino Don't worry about it It's niche, it's niche, it's niche It's niche, niche Let's skip that It's niche

18:56Cal:Don't even bother Cracking a joke ever again

18:59Chip:You know what? You know what? I'm not fucking with you at all today

19:02Cal:No, congrats on the transplant, bro

19:04Chip:What else have you been up to, Becky? Tell us about life Do you know everything? I just turn up and I go, what next? What next? I was playing darts the other day I love darts now Shit That's good fun isn't it I love the darts You do give the vibe Of like a pub land lady Yes I know I look I'm literally like I'm a 50 year old man I'm moving No way Where to Postcard Darts Dress Dress Where are you Not far Who are you moving in with Right Spitting everywhere This is fun So I've lived on my own For two years Yeah I'm now moving in With three other girls No freaking way Yeah Three others So four Four women total Three and one Three plus one Four So who's the gang?

19:45Chip:YouTube gang? Yeah. Social media. Oh, YouTube gang. Oh yeah. Oh wait, what? Go on. No, you go. Okay. Stunt peg. Yeah. Wow. Imagine her as a roommate. Oh my God. Well, I mean, you'll know everything about the football. So that's great. Exactly. So Eilish Morrison, Lord of the Rings. Yes.

20:04Cal:I'm not familiar with this person, but no, you would be from Chris MD's football video. Does she not like that? Oh no. I apologize. She has her own stuff No I've respected I met her on that First of all You won't catch me Watching ChrisMD video No no no I'm joking I'm joking Or in my grave bro

20:21Chip:Okay I'll keep that in mind Note to self Do not invite Chris To the funeral

20:25Cal:What was one of the most Recent ones Fucking outperforming XG Yeah Yeah

20:28Chip:Horror title Hope that didn't even Hit the mill

20:33Cal:So yeah So a Lord of the Rings lady Yeah and then Lizzie Who's like She works in social media Marketing So it's literally just a house of oh that's gonna be yeah I know four single girls

20:46Chip:oh shit so it's going all single for a reason

20:50Cal:welcome to the trash house the trash how's it going to reality TV show like Dordie Shore oh my god imagine oh it'd be fucking I was thinking we'd do something I'm gonna put that sound as the like the doorbell

21:05Chip:welcome to the trash house yeah that's man probably not a good idea yes that'd be fun I don't know whether it's going to be horrific or amazing It'll end poorly Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I'll be back on you like this, crying I need a place to stay I need the sofa's nice So you haven't moved in with them yet? No, we found out yesterday that we got the flat Oh, congratulations How stressful is that, by the way? What? Trying to get four girls into a flat Oh my god

21:31Cal:Yeah, but you're all, it's not like you're 21 Surely people look at their age and guys

21:36Chip:You're all mid-30s, you'll be able to figure it out Yeah, okay, fine mid-throw. How will you decide this was always a big thing? How do you decide who gets what's around? Oh, rent. Rent. Ah, yeah. Hierarchy. That is a smart way to do it. Yeah, exactly that. Have you gone for a high? Where are you in that pecking order? I'm up top, guys. Oh, yeah. Bambino. I know.

21:57Cal:Well, respect. You've brutally mugged them. You've money mugged them. Well done. I hope you're proud of yourself. Money maxing. Yeah. This capitalist fiendish world. I hate to be a part of it.

22:11Chip:why'd you get so cold yeah he's wise with it today you are wise with it today yeah yeah do

22:16Cal:you feel wise are you just spouting stuff it's a trt it's flowing through his veins it's

22:21Chip:coursing through his veins it is isn't it do you know what trt is no i don't testosterone oh i know about that yeah see you know what we're on i just realized like about a year ago we didn't do anything all of a sudden on the roids get get come on say like that but no no okay fine testosterone replacement therapy thank you it's a therapeutic dose yeah absolutely then the transmission transmission then we're getting the titties sorted out yep and then all of a sudden this is what i'm saying that we're on a bit of a roll now do you want to join us on this mission Yes, I would join you on the mission.

23:05We've clots.

23:05Cal:You only live once. No, I know what's happened to you both. Thank you, bro. Your real life starts once you realize that you only have one. Oh, no. Yeah. That's sick. Your real life. I might get that tattooed. But I've realized why you guys are acting like this. Why? It's because AB joined. AB caused a blow up for all the boys. The thing is, he came in and he was like, he's in good neck. You know, he's funny. Gorgeous body. gorgeous but he's a bit too young to be saying that that's yeah he's 26 bro he's good he does look 26 but he's come in and he's made us go wait fuck we're like what the fuck are we what's wrong we just had to lock in we've let ourselves slip so but now obviously i'm a lot bigger than him

23:48Chip:and stuff so yeah exactly that it does get like that let's talk about um the trip we went on recently oh we had fun the trip i reach for the mic yeah the trip yeah we went on the trip and you might not remember it because you had a one or two shandy shandy's is the correct time but me and becky we had a storm and me in particular i had a country a country no this was in this country and we went to the races what a day yeah brilliant day do you know it started with me in this fancy car on my own for about two and a half hours and I had the best time.

24:27Cal:Were you drinking on your own in that car? No, I wasn't. I got there and I thought these guys are merry.

24:31Chip:Yeah. What does merry mean? What does merry mean? Like, you know, starting. They've had a pint. Tipsy, tipsy maybe. Giggly, you know? Giggly. Yeah. Tickling each other, you know? Yeah, something like that. Yeah. That's how I felt all day. Yeah, I was in a good mood all day, actually. Because while I came out, Well I absolutely smashed it Personally I didn't And the moment When I realised It was going to be a good day Yeah Is when I got in the vehicle And I looked around And all the boys were Dressed nicely And I looked like a PE teacher And I was like This is actually This is the worst start To a day possible

25:05Cal:Yeah I know bro And people have been Recognising it Liv Called you out On my friend Arthur Did she No We're talking about You're trying to rage break me right now This ain't a rage break bro We have to We have to buy back

25:18Chip:No You see what This is actually the most insane. So that clip. Yeah. Obviously I woke up. Morning doom scroll. Yeah. Well, yeah. Morning doom scroll. Second clip was that one. Cortisol. You got done by Lizzie Jimeno. Hit the roof. The Sicilian goat. Put it this way. I might have got that one wrong, but still. Let me just say, I decided from that point, obviously I had sat up. Yeah. When I saw that clip, I sat up. You know the game. I sat forward. And then I locked in. and it was still, you know, it was only 7.30 in the morning. So I was... Well, what does she say in the clip for the audio listeners?

25:54Cal:You need to reference. She said in the clip that you had no fashion sense. No style. No style. She's seen what you wear on a daily basis. And do you know what? What was so crazy... And the boys didn't back you up?

26:08Chip:No, well, they were a little quiet. They were a little quiet. They'll put it this way. They didn't back her up either. You know? Oh, okay. Middle ground. So anyways, I've seen the clip. Yeah. And I told myself, because one of my big things this year is not to be mean.

26:24Cal:And I'm not off to a great start. You're actually off to a horrible start. You're probably meanest ever, bro. No, no, no. I think in your quest to be nice, you've actually become slightly meaner by accident. Nah. You're cursed. You're on the opposite.

26:45Chip:Nah, so I've watched the clip and I said to myself, I said to myself. Let it go. this is not one to buy out okay this is not what's about it because you know what i started getting like a like i built up a lot of anger in about 30 seconds right so i started scouring the internet right just just i started getting picked some livy dressed as a bum or something and then and then i was there like no i could fire back but i'm gonna i think it's just one where you have to you just have to accept like look i'm a i thought i'm growing as a person It's part and parcel of the game, bro.

27:16Cal:And to be honest, the combo right now even is good. I'm getting really,

27:21Chip:and I'm glad you brought it up. I'm glad you brought it up because I'm getting mad right now.

27:26Cal:You just come behind and stuff like this. I got this and this. Guys, for all the old listeners, he's wearing Nike socks, Adidas superstars, school pants with... School pants?

27:38Chip:What a man's fucking black trousers. God forbid. This is an all right fit.

27:44Cal:They are school trousers. They really do look like school trousers. But I think if you were wearing some long-fledged...

27:51Chip:I love your tracksuit, by the way. Where did you get that?

27:53Cal:I got a 165. Come be straight through the round. Wear it to the airport. I think if you were wearing some nice shoes right now, this would be going off. You know what's so funny? I put the shoes on.

28:02Chip:Because obviously it's been on my mind from the moment I woke up. You can overthink everything. And then I thought to myself, obviously had my like thousand pound shoes sat down. They're like, nah, I'm not getting baited into this game. Let me whack on the old school boys right here. Actually, hold on. This was kind of my fit to the races. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. This was my race. You saw some great stuff.

28:28Cal:Sometimes I do the same shit. I rock up looking.

28:30Chip:Nah, but look, look, look, look. Put it this way. I want to say, imagine. Let me say thank you. Yeah.

28:39Cal:You're probably going to go home and do a lot of shopping. I'm going to fix up. Yeah. I'm going to fix up. You're right. You're right. You're right.

28:44Chip:to mock me and hurt my feelings first thing in the morning you were right to do that so what i'm going to do is i'm going to be a better person because of it yeah and i'm going to do better and just know that you've made you've made um a an improvement in this world thank you because of your words on that podcast living room living room um so what did we get up

29:06Cal:to on this trip then i'll tell them yeah we had a grand old good time that's what we're speaking of which is actually on right now. It is. And I already know. I'm not there. I'm here with you lot.

29:18Chip:Grinding. Well, we're here with Becky. Lovely day. Do you want to, let me tell you something about going to the races that I don't like. Was it me being there?

29:28Cal:No. Okay, go on. You had that sort of touch that we need to the day. Yeah, you did. The touch.

29:34Chip:Exactly. I don't like the amount of horse jokes made. Oh, yeah, you do. I do get a lot. God forbid. there's horses racing what do you want us to do no I just don't think that we need to always relate it back to me alright well go and have a word with your genetic bloodline and shit what do you want us to do now the world needs to be a kinder place oh my god you have changed I'm different now I'm different now you're so right man yeah the world needs to be a different place the world needs to be different

30:02Cal:we need a new joke we need a new joke yeah let's think about people need to stop calling you animals because it's giraffe horse fucking everything meerkat fucking I haven't heard the meerkat that's new sloth sloth

30:15Chip:not heard that one either fucking ugly duckling what that's not even an animal that the ugly bit that's got nothing to do with an animal you just call it ugly rat mutated horse

30:29Cal:mutated rat people need fucked up fucked up fucking mammal alive

30:40Chip:I've not heard that one I'm calling you these things bro You're having the worst day By the way You're style shit and you're a mutated horse What next?

30:53Cal:It's just part of the transmission The transmission

30:58Chip:It's a reset bro

31:00Cal:It's a reset I'm actually like reset now He's having a spiritual awakening Stop the DMT's flooding his brain

31:08Chip:it was so good yeah so we were out there obviously we went head-to-head on itv7 yes and uh it was actually me and becky which by the way respect respect i saw you went for the yeah i saw that too you didn't have to point it out though you had the rings on so i was a little bit worried about the spot but i went in scary and spooky but yeah so we went head-to-head on itv7 yeah and obviously well during Cheltenham week there's 250k on the line and so this week I'm on it every single day because let me tell you just a quick question if you were to stumble across 250 ,000 GBP what's the first thing you're spending it on?

31:48Cal:An island Do you know what I'm doing? The teeth The teeth The teeth The teeth I'm moving back to Wales buying a house never hearing from me again

31:57Chip:For 250 grand what are you getting?

32:04Chip:I'll take Swansea please The mayor of Swansea I'll be good I'm happy my next move So wait you've not even moved in with the girls yet So you're already there like Guys I've just won the 250 from ITV7 And now I'm gone The viewing was bad enough I was stressed What would I do with that money? Grace just bought a pink Lamborghini Have you seen that car? Have you seen that? Yeah, sorry. So would you spend 250k on that? Congrats to Grace. But I don't have a driving license. Do you not? No, I know. You're 32 years old without a driving license. I know. Where do I need to drive? That's a good point, but it's not.

32:42Cal:But with 250k, you could get the most insane car.

32:45Chip:Yeah, you could. Would you get a car? If I won the 250 ,000 pounds. Is that a smart investment? I would give it away to all the viewers because it's been just such an incredible journey. You have changed. And I'll give a bit to Livy as well for helping me on my journey.

33:04Cal:There's a lot of viewers. They're all going to get like a quid each. Not even that.

33:09Chip:Oh, so now we're being ungrateful. Sick, bro. Now, see, that's the difference. Your 2026 and my 2026 is I'm on a journey.

33:17Cal:Yeah.

33:18Chip:£1.25 minimum per person. Is that what they're going to get? No, you know what? I'll give it to everybody unloaded. Oh, they'd actually get a good£2. £2. because we had two parts, three parts. You're very switched on. That's it. What would you spend your 250k on?

33:30Cal:I don't actually know. Don't know. Well, first of all, you might not even notice

33:35Chip:that you get deposited, you know? Well, no, that's not my energy this year. That's not my energy.

33:39Cal:Second of all, yeah, you're right. Third, I'll buy an island. An island.

33:45Chip:Let's be... I don't like the idea of a famous person owning an island. What? What else would you buy?

33:52Cal:Just think about you guys. You're all judgmental. Never did you put by its cover. What? You don't know what I'm doing on the island.

34:00Chip:No, we're not talking about an island anymore, bro. Jesus. We're not talking about that. We're not talking about it. What else would you get? What else would you get? I'm setting up a sanctuary. Where?

34:12Cal:No, an animal sanctuary, an animal sanctuary. Yeah.

34:17Chip:are you getting the most fucked up mammals on the planet? Yeah. What you come on, everyone. Come on. Look at him. It's just me stepping off a boat. No, no, no. Are you talking like Noah's Ark level shit here, bro? Yeah, no, I am.

34:33Cal:No, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy a few jet skis. Nice.

34:38Chip:Okay. And a beach hut in Brighton and keep them there. In Brighton. Oh, sorry. So we're not talking about it now anymore. We're talking about you're getting a beach hut in Brighton. By the way, I'm trying to say Brighton is an expensive place. I'm pretty sure for those beach odds, it is about 250 grand for these things.

34:55Cal:You know Brighton's a really nice place. Are the people nice?

34:59Chip:Hmm.

35:00Cal:Because every time I go there, it seems to be really uni-heavy, a lot of students. I would imagine. Well, is that just because I'm going to the wrong bits? What are you saying?

35:07Chip:You don't like the uni students?

35:08Cal:Well, no, it's not that I don't like the uni students. It's just if I was to live there, I'd be like, oh, this is very... Student-heavy. No, I think it is a nice place. I think it's got... Yeah. I must just have been in the student area. Of course I was. Why are you in the student area? Look at me. You were a student when you went. So yeah. No, no, I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't. I've been in more recent times. Yeah, look at these. How much?

35:27Chip:Oh, 25k for one of them. You can get a couple. That's a tenth of the budget gone. Bungalow. I mean, this is assuming you guess all the races. Yeah, this is. Wait, it's 28 grand to buy a beach shot. Yeah.

35:39Cal:I'll take 10. I'll turn it into an house. If I've got 250, I'll chip maybe eight, but still. Imagine you living by there. Where's Chip? He's just on the seafront, mate. That feels like. Pick one of his eight. it'll be in one of them give him a knock it's just a storage unit really isn't it but I wonder if you could turn that into something else 35 yeah

35:57Chip:anyways let's not do home renovations live on the podcast that's a podcast do you I don't really mess with it

36:02Cal:anyway yeah I would love to know what the viewers would buy genuinely if they had 250k what do you think like the main thing I think people have people are just gonna go sensible house deposit

36:11Chip:well actually you know when we were there there was a winner there do you remember we spoke no sorry there were two winners there that guy

36:16Cal:oh yes a crazy amount he won a crazy amount am I right in I won half a mil Was it half a mil That you won Yeah it was half a mil Yeah so we were At Cheltenham And one of the winners Was there And he did come over And we asked We were like Oh he was like Oh I'm one of the winners Thinking oh you know He won one like A massive And he goes I won half a million Nah What did he spend it on again

36:35Chip:Oh I can't remember But I just hope Crazy by the way To it I was stupid though That should have been A networking opportunity For me I should have given him My number and say I know a guy And then obviously I'll just tell him And you'll be the guy And I'm the guy Okay Different accent I like it Yeah So that was a networking opportunity That I messed up on I passed up I messed that up So if you are watching this Reach out to me Because I do genuinely Know a guy for you Like he'll make some He'll make some You'll be alright Me? What about him? See this is it The problem with you again You're always thinking Selfishly Think about him Is he going to be okay?

37:17Chip:No because he doesn't have my number yet. Stocks and shares. Should we do a little game? Yeah, I like a game. So it's currently called yay or nay, but the problem is that's going to get clipped up of me saying nay a hundred times. So I'm going to go with yay or no. And if you guys are cool with that, I'd like to play that game. Yeah. All right. So the way this works is - Have some fun, bro.

37:42Cal:Jesus, say nay. Let loose. Oh, God forbid,

37:45Chip:This is a part of just absolutely tearing me a new one.

37:48Cal:Let loose bro. You've had a few weeks off.

37:50Chip:This is always going to happen. We'll put the reins down. Yeah. Right. So the way this game works is obviously we've got some horse names. And you got to tell me whether you think it is actually yay or no. A game. Okay, fine. We're going to start off with this one. Yeah. Okay. Name of a horse. Call me Cal. That's you. Is that a horse name or not? It is, yeah. Yay. Yay. Yeah. You think it is? Yeah. Congratulations. First one wrong.

38:26Cal:Let's go, Becky.

38:27Chip:Wrong.

38:28Cal:You're wrong. I said yay. Don't congratulate someone failing. No, you're wrong. It's not. It's not. You're wrong. But that's not very... See, you've gone back into the villain arc now. I don't like it. Yeah, here he is. He's back. Here he is. Megamind. Again.

38:41Chip:Megamind. Megamind. I was sitting there for you, wasn't it? It's literally one terabyte SSD. Oh, they do up to three now. Your shit look like you've got a fucking microSD.

38:51Cal:No, no, no.

38:52Chip:Chill out. Sorry, bro. Chill out.

38:54Cal:Yeah, that's my bad.

38:55Chip:That's my bad. That is actually my bad. You got a nice little good fucking peanut ass head. Sorry, bro. Come on. No, let's play the game. All right. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. Number two. Number two.

39:09Chip:My mate Alfie. Alfie Daze. oh he's done that for fucking language bro please ab yeah come on then is that a horse's name or not shouting yeah um i'm gonna go with uh no i think it's gonna be two no so nay i'm gonna go okay so yeah chips one nil up that is in fact an horse's name stanley's thick by the way he'll just go one wrong one okay we're going up next the horse's name is freezy is that an horse's name i'm saying no you can't have three no's in a row

39:58Cal:nay i feel like we would know i would have been dm'd this before that he's running again isn't he He's escaped He's off again

40:07Chip:You did another horse show

40:09Cal:Right It's no It's not Well There is a horse called Freezy You're fucking looking at him

40:16Chip:No but seriously There is actually a horse called Freezy No way It's actually Yeah So No way No one no No it's still one no Genuinely Oh one no Yeah yeah You need to start betting on him There you go Yeah but If he's at Cheltenham I'll stick him on my ITV7 Alright Jeepers Nelly But I don't think he is I haven't seen him anyways I need to have a look I need to do a bit of research. Oh, look in the mirror. Here we go. Go on. Beep, beep, Becky. Beep, beep. Beep, beep, Becky. What does that mean? Oh, that's the name of the horse. I thought it was a lot of like nasty words used there. Yes. Absolutely.

40:48Chip:It sounds daft enough to be a horse. So you think there's going to be Freezy and you think there's going to be a beep, beep, Becky?

40:53Cal:Yeah, because you think about the horses there are. Horse.

40:56Chip:Okay. So, yes, you're currently losing one now.

40:59Cal:Yeah.

40:59Chip:You think there is? Okay. Two, one. You're both right. There is a horse called You need to You need to put that in your ITV7 I love that from Beep Beep Becky Okay here we go Here we go Burnt chips With an S Nay No Nay Nay Nay You don't think so You don't think there's one called burnt chips Nah You'd be spot on Because there isn't Hey I knew that see Nay Okay so it's still currently 2-1 Becky we've only got two left here You are going to have to Sort of right your own path here soon Bucking my ideas up Yeah Like a horse one Okay, what about we've had beat beat Becky, but what about Bambino fever?

41:40Yes, it is.

41:41Chip:Yes. Yes. Yes. I get. Ah, I see what you've given it away there because you would be correct. Becky, there is a little bit too excited. Did we, you got to play the game because we're coming down to the last one. You could draw it up here.

42:02You could

42:02Chip:Hello fellas.

42:07Well. This is tough. I think we should say it at the same time.

42:11Chip:Essentially, you kind of have to let Chip go and then you go with whatever is not.

42:15Cal:I'll go yes.

42:17Chip:You believe there is?

42:18Cal:No.

42:21Chip:There is in fact a horse called Hello fellas. Correct. He exists or she. The worst day of my life so far. This is the best day of my life. Chip has gone and won that. 3-1. Wow. You really did well. Wait, hold on. If you were to purchase one of those horses, which one would you buy? Call me Cal. My mate Alfie. Well, that's definitely not me, Bob. Freezy. I mean, I've got to find out more about this horse, by the way. You've got Bambino Fever, Becky, surely. No, it's Bambino Fever. Do you know why? And I'll tell you for why. So because one of the many Shoreditch bartenders put their money on that and it came in.

42:56No way. And he got me free drinks then. I was happy.

42:58Chip:That is class. Big day for the girl. I've got a tier list here. So obviously all of us are aspiring jockeys. Yes. Well, I am. That's the next step. No, you can't ride me. What? I wouldn't want to. That's crazy. Just letting you know. So what we've decided to do is...

43:16Cal:Is that set in stone forever?

43:19Chip:No. Everybody's got a price. So we're going to do a little tier list of YouTubers and how we think they'd get on as jockeys. Very female heavy, I will say.

43:30Cal:Well, I'd love to start this one off. We've got AB. Pretty crap at most things. Yeah, I feel like he's a good runner.

43:41Chip:But mate, he's way too heavy. He's too bulky to be a jockey. First of all, I think he would be the worst jockey of pretty much anybody. I think he'd get angry as well. I've been dogging on him too much lately.

43:50Cal:Oh, okay. I don't want to give too much hate towards him. So I'm just going to say he's going to be good just so it doesn't look like I hate him.

43:56Chip:All right, well, Becky, should we be legitimate about this? He's a D-tier jockey.

44:00Cal:I think his strength might help him though Maybe a C Could we advocate for a C here

44:06Chip:Look, jockeys are strong In the sense that they're resilient They have incredible endurance These are all things that don't resonate with AB It's okay to be a D-tier jockey I don't think he is Gutted that he is a D-tier jockey I think he's going to be absolutely fine

44:22Cal:If it makes him feel any better, I'd be D-tier as well And we're the same build

44:26Chip:First of all, Chip, you would not be D-tier because you're light. I just don't think I'm good at that kind of stuff, but that's fair enough. Okay, next up. Arthur TV, guys. I think he'd be good. I think he'd be good.

44:40Cal:He's nimble, isn't he? And he's just, he's become, he's become this small man. So that makes sense as to why he'd be. He'd be a small and ripped and muscular, insane body. like genuinely like amazing zero imperfections like it is crazy that's crazy okay well there

45:06Chip:is a downside though and we saw this when he went to being incredibly gorgeous what is it okay bro hop off right one second jesus god for this boy um he has a bit of a fear of speed as we found out does he oh yeah so you know as a jockey you gotta be like you're a bit of a mad

45:25Cal:man let's be honest he's a bit scared for his his body like he gets um that's why it's he means a clip of him even saying on his pod like he gets a little bit worried hypochondriac levels yeah like he'll be worried about falling off the so he probably wouldn't full send it but i think like as a jockey you need to be able to send it i've getting going i think it'd be okay yeah i think b i think b's right i think b's good for us i think b b's good forever he'll be happy with that

45:49Chip:Victor A S The submarine He'd be great So Like Small Petite Petite Just And also Doing the arms On the thing Just a sound bloke He is like He's got

46:05Cal:Good thighs Great thighs Great thighs

46:08Chip:And a swimmer as well So if he got Bucked off the horse Into A river He would be fine Oh that's a valid point Just something to think about That's why you always

46:18Cal:You always thinking about

46:19Chip:Outside the box, man. Outside the box. Outside the box, and I love it. S tier for me. Can we all agree S tier, Jocky? Yeah, yeah, back it. Cal Freezy. Okay. Harry wrote the show. He's heavy at the minute.

46:29Cal:I thought he'd enjoy a horse. He's been heavy for the last, like, million minutes, bro. I'd still give him a... Sorry. Let me check myself. Sorry. It's probably been longer. I'd put him S tier.

46:40Chip:I think he's A tier. He's too heavy.

46:43Cal:The thing is, he's so good at everything he does. Annoyingly good. It really winds me up. Can you tell me something That you shit at though

46:50Chip:Speak it to people

46:52Cal:Fine okay But even once he becomes Your friend He is actually okay To talk to He doesn't give me Horse guy energy I think he beats He's an A tier I think many people Give off horse guy energy Do I give horse girl Because that's a fear No you don't Nice

47:06Chip:You don't Not that that's a bad thing If you like horses Anyway A A I think A is about right Let's be honest He's not beating Vic I'll back it As a jockey I'll back it

47:15Cal:And is it mainly Because of his weight

47:17Chip:yeah unfortunately that's got to be brought into the equation as a jockey you have to be like they follow strict diets like it's no joke i just don't think that harry can follow a strict diet all right theo baker d no any explanation no no theo baker is a c for me no it's a d no because he's not he's not quite as bulky as a b is and he's aerodynamic he's not aerodynamic

47:42Cal:He is. No, stop even trying to give him one compliment. It's a D. He's heavy. He'll break his finger getting onto the horse.

47:51Chip:He'll get on the horse and get injured. His hip will go. So first of all, you've got to be able to get on the thing. I'm going to let you make the final decision here. Where do you think Theo belongs? It's a C. Thank you. Because once he's on the O's. That's all right, guys. That's going to get to his head.

48:05Cal:You know what you've done there.

48:07Chip:He's going to come bundling into the chat going,

48:09Cal:way! He's going to be on pitch side saying, I was a C.

48:14Chip:Oh, next up. Now you want to talk about somebody who is quite literally good at everything. We've got George.

48:20Cal:He is brilliant. I like another eight here for good looking. I'd go.

48:27Chip:Wait, why are you giggling? He's good looking. Every person he's got.

48:35Cal:First of all, and second of all, I did not say it about Theo.

48:41Chip:How dare you everyone know most of them yes I I think a is right like he I don't you know I feel like Harry is similar so like he did come second on strictly so you don't win it first loser Oh, don't say it like that. That's horrible. That's just how it is. But maybe that's a winning mentality to have. I don't know. Hey

49:02Cal:Every winner was a loser. They just tried again I'm inspired today guys Thank you

49:09Chip:Becky where would you put him? Final say A It's an A Because you know Well that's why Because you know And the same with Batch They're the same sort of Nah for me You're looking at an S tier

49:20Cal:Are you? Oh yeah Again he's good at everything I'm happy to play He's an incredible figure

49:26Chip:Not only that Great haircut Nice moustache If there's one word That comes to my mind When I think of Batch It's stallion I also think he could probably The Italian stallion

49:34Cal:Oh my God, that's a great point. He could probably also talk to the horses. Like, he could run next to them.

49:40Chip:That's what I was going to say next. You know, like in Avatar where they connect the tails? I feel like that's what he'd be able to do. Yeah, like few. So I think he's an S tier. He's not as good as Vic. No. But him and Vic would be kind of like your Ronaldo Messi. Or what going up against it?

49:57Cal:Yeah, I really like the idea of that. S. every smd do they make horses this small everybody else is on the horse he's on the donkey got him on the old mule the ones that climb everest

50:21Chip:stabilizers on his horse

50:27Cal:horrible 2026 what did we say

50:29Chip:No, this is what I'm trying to be saying He's not an A, he's not an S tier Because he also, all it would take Is he'd get one hinge notification And he'd jump off the horse So he's going to be an A tier for me I think he's good because he is a He's on the small one He might be B actually He's dense I don't think that's good Do you know how many times I see that man on hinge Really what? And we always just screenshot and send it to each other Still on here are we? Screenshot yeah nice new picture alright we can go B

51:03Cal:we can go B but B I feel like an A I feel like he was a good A

51:07Chip:he's not like a jockey nah he's not better than Arthur TV on Oris

51:12Cal:Oris actually he might be he might be an A I think Chris is a little bit more ruthless and won't be scared

51:18Chip:he's quick at go-karting as well so he likes speed I would put Chris in A yeah let's get him an A let's get him an A KSI that's a D tier jockey right there KSI is a D tier jockey 100%.

51:30Cal:Reminds me the time he went skiing. I feel like he was just...

51:32Chip:Hold on. We have just made a massive error here. What's happened? He's not D-level. You may... There could be an argue for S here. Why? What has he done that we don't know about? What's happened in the past 30 seconds? Are you guys forgetting the iconic I'm on a horse? He was the original YouTube jockey. He loves horses. You know, pull this up. I'm on a horse.

52:00Chip:and like he does he look comfortable in there probably not really he doesn't look comfortable on the horse but um let's let's be honest as a jockey we got to be serious here maybe that

52:12Cal:maybe that was i don't think posting up on a horse is enough for me you've really got to understand how to ride it the chemistry the mechanics of the horse you know there's a lot

52:20Chip:to it i think his horse was stationary if i'm honest and that's so maybe that's a sign that

52:25Cal:If that horse took off, he's probably dead. Oh.

52:28Chip:Right. Yeah, no, that's fair. And he would just scream.

52:31Cal:But let me say something. He optionally made this, which means he clearly has a love for the horse. How many views has this got? Which means being passionate about it could drive him. I don't know if this is a D, but it could be a C.

52:43Chip:Let's put him in C because he's got experience. He's got experience. Let's put him in C. Let's put him in C. We're not a reaction channel. Come on. I was mesmerized by that.

52:53Cal:Bez. Bezinga. Look, you know he had stables, didn't he?

52:57Chip:Let's be honest He's got loads of horses He literally owns horses And his missus is a horse girl

53:05Cal:Yeah, Fave must have put him on He's probably been on a few He has been on a few

53:11Chip:I've seen pictures of him on here

53:12Cal:Fave's probably got him on there all the time Like, go on, get up

53:15Chip:I think after a ruthless cut He's an S tier

53:20Cal:Does he need a cut now?

53:23Chip:a bit you know he can do a bit he can't go doing all that again can he nah yeah he's got the potential to be STO so I think he's an STO also he's got the inside knowledge he's an inside

53:35Cal:and also there's a man that knows speed out of everyone there it's him yeah so I think STO is fair competitive yeah he is competitive as well is he I just threw words out there see him getting involved who's this at the bottom who is that is that Pye Face

53:48Chip:two people can't ride a horse It's Jimskin Jimskin I've never heard of this man What do you mean you've never heard of him? Who's Jimskin?

53:59Cal:Jimskin is Yes The most famous person in the United Kingdom right now

54:04Chip:And we've Jimskin if you'd like to come on the podcast I know AB has reached out We'd love to have you on He said he doesn't know many people

54:12Cal:Yeah it's okay

54:12Chip:Well come and get to know us This is a friendly podcast Come get to know us You know He'll be a good time What does he do? He's a Yeah Nice. Well, I know him now. And do you know what? Now that you've said his name, it's going to appear everywhere. No, you will.

54:26Cal:You will. Yeah. You will. You will hear about your head about burning the bean. That was a threat that was. Burning the bean. Burning the fucking bean. Or the aura pulse. Oh, I am an auntie, aren't I? I do feel like it's Christmas and I've come to see the kids.

54:40Chip:Anyways, I'll be honest with you. Look, big fan of Jim's skin. Do want him on the pod, but I think we have to be realistic in this tier list. I'm going to put him in C. but I feel like he gives me the vibe that he'd be good at a few things. He only takes one aura pulse to the horse

54:57Cal:and it would fly. Very good a point. Shoulder dancing. This is a B or an A for me.

55:02Chip:I think let's put him in B. He's very confident. Arthur looks lonely in B. Happy middle.

55:06Cal:Look at A. Right, what a great list. All the issue is, I say Theo too high. He's already the second one up.

55:16Chip:But other than that, I think it's a brilliant list. That's a good jocular. So just to run through for our audio listeners, from the bottom, we've got A, B, and D. We've got JJ and Theo in C. We've got Arthur TV and Jim Skin, aka Aura Pulse, aka Burnt Bean, aka Shoulders, in B. And then in A, we've got Harry Lewis, George Clark, and the little man Chris MD. But not little... I'm trying to be... He's a lovely guy. Chris MD. And in S, we've got, I think, my goat jockey. yeah vick star we've got the italian stallion batch then we've got of course married to the horse girl Ethan Bezegger. I like it guys.

56:00Chip:I think we've smashed it. If you guys disagree with us, leave a comment down below. Or if you're watching this on TikTok, let us know. But I think we've hit the nail on the head there, Tim. The nail on the horse. That's mad. I didn't mean to say that. It just came out. That's a good list, guys. Why don't I shut up? How about we do a little thing, Becky, where you give us a talking point? Okay, yeah, cool. So what about the current state of the world? that's probably not a good thing to go into that was on Stanley's document but I don't feel like talking about that right now anything else? what about where do you stand on Wales do you like that place?

56:38have you been? I went to where you're from

56:43Cal:Neith did you? why are you in Neith? just checking it out it's actually a nice place why was I in Neith? that's really strange And I was in the pub as well in Neith and they were playing darts. Sounds about right. And they all came over and challenged us.

57:00Chip:What were you doing in Wales?

57:02Cal:What was I doing in Wales?

57:04Chip:Was it with Arthur TV?

57:05Cal:It would have been, yeah, for some reason. Was it with Arthur TV? It was with Zach. Yeah, it was the brand deal, wasn't it? Oh, yeah. It was like a brand trip thing where we went kind of like on this little camping trip. It was kind of wholesome and nice. In Neith? But it was in Neith. That is hilarious.

57:19Chip:Because we were going to like waterfalls and stuff. Do they have pictures of you in the pub or not? Yeah, local celeb guys. No, I'm joking. These is, you blink, you'll miss it sort of thing. It's so small. Oh. So the fact you were there is hilarious. I know. What do you get up to in Wales? What is your closest city? Swansea. Okay. What's it like that? Wine Street. Have you ever been? No. The best place to go out in the world. Really? Well, Cardiff's better. Absolutely. It is. I've been out in Cardiff. It's brilliant. Too many places to walk between Wine Street. You're all on the same street. Happy days.

57:53It's like the Ibiza Strip.

57:55Chip:Really? Yeah. I've got a feeling it's not like the Ibiza Strip. I think we should go. And that's why there's a taxi outside. Are there any races in Swansea? Do they have any races in Swansea? There's one in Newport, is there? Okay. Because I was going to say we could always do a little races trip. We could. Sounds like you said racist then. Yeah. we should do a racist trip oh i'm in

58:24Cal:won't miss that one one dark humor guys coming right so what uh if there was one thing besides

58:30Chip:because you know i'm tired of the whole sheep narrative um if there's one thing that you that people should go to wales for what should they go for oh i was saying this the other day a wrist soul which is in a chip shop they do whistles whistles yeah i was telling people i didn't know it was a welsh thing it's like corned beef and it's got breadcrumbs around it and it's

58:50Cal:divine okay you can't you can't get them yeah i was gonna ask for a picture but i'll take you about fucking years here we go hey he's got it um yeah something that actually looks quite nice it looks like a burger nah there's more rounded that's like a pot that looks great that does look good, doesn't it?

59:11Chip:Happy day. Yeah, little Russell, Welsh cakes, Tom Jones. Oh my God, I actually was dancing with Tom Jones not that long ago. I used to, that's not true. No, it was Tom Jones.

59:22Cal:It was Tom Jones. I used to go to Wales when I was younger. I think there was a place I used to go to called Rill. That's North North. Is it? Is that correct though? I've never been. I don't know what it's like. I just remember going there when I was younger. Yeah. And there was a castle. I think it was called Abergelly Castle you know where that is? I don't know and we used to like break into it I think you've told me this story on the pod before but that wasn't where

59:48Chip:I think that's what it's called

59:49Cal:I could be wrong

59:50Chip:a picture of it

59:51Cal:up on the pod as well yeah it was really scary like they had all the satanic stuff on the walls in the basement can you speak Welsh? I can understand but I don't know I can't speak it

1:00:01Chip:say something to me let's go thank you that's mental because that means can I go to the toilet and you said let's go

1:00:10Cal:that's insane

1:00:11Chip:that's insane

1:00:12Cal:that's fucking well she's got you there buddy yeah

1:00:14Chip:trousers okay that's a cool because yeah when you go in there you obviously see it is kind of surreal to see a completely different language on the signs you know your road signs that is kind of weird when you see two things English and Welsh on the signs

1:00:27Cal:I just think oh that's just what the others are speaking the others the others oh that's that one part that's those guys they're onto that they've just jumbled up the letters again haven't they

1:00:38Chip:Are you more of a rugby person then? Yes. Because I was going to say in Wales, it's rugby, isn't it? It is rugby, but at the minute, how bad? Terrible. Is the team a bit rubbish? Terrible. I went to see them with my auntie and uncle the other day. And we just went for the pints in the end. Yeah, that's pretty valid. You can have a beer while you're watching. That's the good thing about it. Because the rugby lot are a bit more civilized than the football hooligans, you see. Hooligans.

1:01:06Cal:Oh, yeah. No, I'm just... Yeah, you lot are just getting hammered. I don't know what's going on.

1:01:11Chip:By the French as well. England was the worst because I was in an English pub. Oh, you beat Japan. Oh, yeah, England. Why are you guys so bad? I feel like Wales has always been one of those teams that like, they're actually always quite good at rugby. I don't know what's happened. Yeah, it was bad. But you went to see them in Cardiff. Yes, I went to the Wales versus France. Oh, you went to see that one. France, and they thrashed us again. Oh, that's okay. Bit of fun. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried. But they might get dropped from the Six Nations and then what happens? So you can get dropped from the Six Nations just for being just dog shit.

1:01:47Yeah, because why would you be there? Do you know what I mean? Well, I feel like once you're in your... Horse mention.

1:01:52Chip:No, I've never said that. I've never been said that. I've never said that. Little did a switch. Nah. You know what? You're right. I was going to say that. Yeah. Thank you for pointing that out. I'm a better person for it. Good on you, bro.

1:02:05Cal:Thank you. Bye. Bye. What YouTube videos you got coming? Because you texted me about them. I did. I'm planning to reply. Oh, you didn't message. That's weird. I'm scared of you, actually. Okay. Don't say it like that. Don't say it like that because then it sounds strange. I'm not free on the dates you asked me, though. That's okay. What video is it? What is it? I've got a couple. Come on. Let's spoiler alert. I can't. Yes, you can. Let's be honest, Becky. No one's stealing them.

1:02:29Chip:You'll be all right.

1:02:30Cal:Yeah. Oh, drinking every day. Don't stop.

1:02:36Chip:Becky, you'll be fine.

1:02:37Cal:Go on. Can we get one leak or a small leak? What have we got coming up? We got a stag do. Ooh, that'd be good. No one's done that before. The stag do videos are always fun. The reason is because I'll never go on one. Because I'm a female. You might. So I thought I'd put my own spin on it.

1:02:54Chip:Maybe you could call it a hen do. Nah, I think, you know, pick me, pick me, stag do. Nice. Yeah. So you're doing a stag do and whose stag is it? Mine. So everyone gets to choose what I do It's basically just a humiliation ritual Actually The grind The game

1:03:12Cal:It's the game but you got close Oh is it? It's alright though You're trying to be a bloke So what else have we got? We've been to the most northern pub We've gone to the most southern one That was cold up there The northern pub, I think I've seen someone do that And it looked good, like a good video Is it like the one where you actually have to trek for fucking time to get to no it's just that's a Zach Olsopp one I swear I thought Zach had done is that not the same thing or am I thinking it's the most remote one and it's like a day's walk or something yeah who's working there that's a good point I don't know maybe the president

1:03:46Chip:lives there yeah

1:03:46Cal:but you know what like it's like we need to restock the barrels it's fucking yeah no

1:03:52Chip:if only there were boats fucking imbecile is it next to the water it's landlocked that is is it next to the water I'm joking I ain't got a clue about it he snapped now

1:04:01Cal:we've tried to come with some smart... How about they just bring it in?

1:04:04Chip:Oh, there it is. By the sea. Yeah. Oh, you're right by the river. If it is by the road, then valid. By the what? By the road. By the road. By the road. By the road. Congratulations on that. Thank you. So, what else you got? So, which one did I not get the invite for? By the way, not even bothered. I'm happy for you. I want you to make the right decision in your roster. Do you know what it is? I'm terrible at asking people to do things because I feel like I'm annoying them. No, you're not.

1:04:31Cal:You've got to do it. You got it. Do you hate asking? This guy is the king of asking. Really? You have to because otherwise you've got no video. No, exactly. Why do you think I'm not posting? But then when the time comes when they need you, just make yourself as available as possible and be like, oh, you know what? It's worth doing these videos because it always comes to mind. A favor. Yeah. Yeah, exactly there. So that's... Yeah, a lot of people owe you a favor. Yeah, you always come to videos. If I wasn't in New Zealand, I'd be coming on you, man, because I owe you. Wait, when are you going to New Zealand?

1:05:00Like 20-something.

1:05:01Cal:something around a bit far innit yeah but it's like 10 days nice yeah but I'll be on the next one alright you'll have me there I'll be on the next day I'm just gonna clip that and send it to you that's fine you can do that shall I become a menace I won't even get offended really

1:05:17Chip:why why would you be offended by that though well you know producer Molly don't you yeah she makes me text people and I'm there doing it and I'm like oh god put the phone face down and I'm like fuck I see you reply to me this morning. Oh God. Oh God. Oh the one person I actually didn't want a response from the 10 on my ass list every time.

1:05:42Cal:But sad. Cause he always says yes.

1:05:44Chip:Yeah. He's always, no, he's actually, he's the most busy, unbusy guy I've ever met. He's always, he's always up to something. Yeah. So you got a stag do video. What, uh, Any other bits? I'm going to tell you something. Go on. I'm doing like a fears video at the minute, trying to like overcome fears. I'm good. So tell me why don't you - Well, you've already started texting people, so that's one down. That was literally the first one. Yeah. Social interaction. Yeah. Secondly was like bugs, tarantula on my head, that sort of thing. I saw that. Yeah, horrific. Why did I do that? And then the worst one, and I think this is mental, an improv class.

1:06:21Chip:Ooh. Have you seen the TikToks? No. Oh my God, I'd have to step forward. The improv is brilliant The improv stuff is so funny But it's also so unfunny as well It's very difficult to be that The only person, there's a few people in this world that I think would be great at it Stephen Trias probably ranks at the top He's so good, wouldn't he? On the spot I'll be honest with you, I didn't realise I was that scared of it Because I went in and had to leave Oh you did it? Oh wait, sorry, you did this I walked into this school with Stan, the cameraman And um We had to leave why? I was like I can't do it I can't do it it was terrifying yeah so scared but you are just fucking on

1:07:00Cal:a little like it's just a little weird thing isn't it you just gotta make it up on a spot and go with it. It was just like everyone had paid to be there and it was like dead silent and I looked at the person and she went so your fear is this so she outed me and I went I can't be here now and I just left

1:07:17Chip:no way we gotta get out of here then I went to the pub and we sat there in silence like that was weird. Did they know you were filming it or we took the camera and they said you you can't film for an hour and then you can start filming and i said okay well i can't i can't do a whole hour for nothing nah you know what that is you've not got the footage we've got the video of me walking in having a panic and leaving okay i mean it's good content yeah because hey look it's this you just didn't face it well she kind of did face it but just buckled under the first bit of fear they were like everyone make a circle and i said i'm off yeah actually circles is my third beer yeah

1:07:57Cal:square i could have done you but you know i didn't know i'd be that bad

1:08:02Chip:yeah i was it was i was like i need to get out you know what i find helps when it comes to being like if i have a fear something like an improv thing yeah in my head i i essentially create like a character right that isn't actually me disassociate yeah so you kind of they're like I'm going to be this other guy. I like completely like weird person. I do this because even if it's a lot of the time, even for me, just being out in public, um, doing any sort of like public filming. I just hate, I hate public filming, right? Being out and about. So I just create this other person in my head.

1:08:37Cal:And then I'm there like,

1:08:38Chip:oh, I'm going to be embarrassed.

1:08:39Cal:Do you think you're living in some fucking movie or something, bro? Yeah. Straight up pretending to be another guy whilst you eat a burger outside on the fucking bench.

1:08:47Chip:That's not what I'm referring to though. Am I? that's Steve by the way the one that eats some burgers it's Steve

1:08:53Cal:he does do that whenever we go to like a coffee shop and they're like name you'll go Steve don't bait out my shit bro and I'll be like bro like it's just me here you don't

1:09:02Chip:you never need support on this do you want to know why everywhere I go I'm Steve when it comes to ordering stuff like Starbucks things like that is because I hated the way and it actually happened when I first went over to America and they would just mispronounce my name or they would spell it wrong and I was eventually like you lot are trying to spite my cortisol now and I'm not doing it. You can't get Steve wrong. So Steve protect yourself. Protect the peace. Yeah. Okay. I get it. I get it. But unfortunately I'm a local coffee spot. The guy obviously knows that I'm not Steve. So he's looking at me.

1:09:32Chip:And so I go Steve and he, and he gives me that. Oh yeah. Hey Steve. So now we give each other the eyes. You don't know him bro. He doesn't know you like that.

1:09:43Cal:That's our local coffee shop. Yeah. It is our local one. And he's never brought you up once. He knows me bro. That calls me that guy Oh yeah, it was that guy That guy Get a load of that guy See My coffee says TG on it The Gimp Could be true Jordy actually Yeah Nah, I miss that guy I do Wow He's looking slim He is, he's getting good dick now, isn't he? I saw that Well, I was always in good nick He was just Wham Wham

1:10:11Chip:Just like you and me, bro Went to the gym for the first time yesterday Did you? Yeah Ever Go on Send us the transmission Go on my boy Go on old boy Old boy Yeah

1:10:22Cal:Me getting off Yo I've noticed my knees start hurting On leg Hack squat machine man And I'm like damn this is it This is it I'm getting a little bit old right now It's happening

1:10:33Chip:Do you bang the gym? Are you a gymmer? Can I tell you something This is going to make you laugh actually There's a gym in the building It's another fear Yeah actually And I'm like In the gym I don't know what I'm doing and I start seeing that AB AB goes to the gym, doesn't he? That was fun if you don't know they live in the same building oh yeah, that'd be weird imagine you two oh yeah, me and Becca

1:10:57Cal:that's why she's just said that sometimes I'll come down there was one time where I borrowed some of Becky's chairs but we just didn't return for like two months Becky just didn't care and we just were like I just can't be bothered to bring them down yet and the better text they're like do you want these chairs? She's like, yeah, go on then. Go on. Because who's going to start? Yeah, just me.

1:11:19Chip:So you went down there and you saw AB. Did you say hi? No, I saw a story and I thought, if I go down there and he's there and I'm just on the treadmill, what are we talking about? You don't. See, this is what I mean. I'm scared of interactions.

1:11:32Cal:But you're so good socially though. Maybe you're better in groups. That'll be good when I move in with girls. We can travel as a pack. It's easier in a group, innit? Because when one convo's done, you can switch to the other person. Just keep switching back and forth to keep a fluid dynamic going. oh he's good like that but when it's just solo and it fizzles out a bit you're like ah like fuck but the good thing about the gym

1:11:52Chip:is you just wipe your airpods in because that's kind of and crack on yeah no I've been down there a few times it's nice it's alright that gym yeah it's good but it's you know what it is finding time

1:12:02Cal:oh there's always time Becky you're not running that gimmick around here we always have time for the things we want to do yeah this is true like the fellas podcast

1:12:09Chip:it's just not a priority of yours yeah I guess not something to think about Did you see I did the Reeve video? Which one? Ah, how did you do? I came last, bottom, bottom. But he said I did well, considering. Considering what? Considering what, Reeve? All things considered. You took half a day. You took half a day, but not bad. Well, the boys did it in 43 seconds. I can't these fitness videos they are even the beer mile do you remember that oh that was good though we don't actually speak about that oh that was good we don't promote his content on here oh him he shall not be named TB that's the name of a deadly disease which is quite fitting tuberculosis

1:13:00Cal:what how do you say it

1:13:01Chip:Jesus Christ I didn't realise I do doctor's set sorry bro we played Red Dead 2 played Red Dead 2 oh what do you get TB and Red Dead 2 it's the whole fucking spoiler

1:13:11Cal:Jesus Christ why didn't you tell everyone what's going to happen in the world. Like next

1:13:31Chip:I've been getting funnier.

1:13:34Cal:Yeah. I really have dropped some dimes in the last year. You went to the Brits. You're aging like a wine, bro. just a wine not a fine wine. Bros agent like a wine. He agent like cheese, mate.

1:13:55You went to the Brits. That's the way you said that in Monster Chaos. You went to Brits anyway.

1:14:00Chip:Yeah. God, so first of all, I really don't like how the Brits, it's just become an influencer event. It has. You are an influencer, bro. I'm just trying to I'm just rage baiting bro Give me a second Also I don't think

1:14:16Cal:We count as influencers

1:14:16Chip:Because we were

1:14:18Cal:Originally YouTubers I'm a creator First of all Yeah that's fucking valid Don't call me an influencer I'm a creative Yeah I think influencers are more I see an influencer Someone who's more Instagrammy and Snapchat Kind of vibes Okay Just that kind of content I'd never say A lot of the money Is made from posting pictures And shit

1:14:34Chip:You've never had to Download Sony Vegas illegally That's what you're trying to

1:14:37Cal:They ain't on the buttons Back in the day On Fremier and all that stuff

1:14:41Chip:sunny vegas so uh how was the brits what was that like it looked cool do you know what amazing but um i didn't realize how stressful that whole you know lead up to it is another fear why what's

1:14:52Cal:what's stressful about it i think i'm scared of breathing not being no because i thought oh cool we're going to the brits nice i'll go watch the show then they said no we're doing the red carpet and i said what i said why would i do the red carpet am i nominated we're nominated for half the fun of it though like everybody gets dressed up

1:15:10Chip:they show off their fashion but most people go just straight to the seats but they're like right you lot red carpet

1:15:16Cal:is it similar to like a movie big movie premiere is it way bigger than that it's bigger yeah yeah and they're all like you know the Getty image man I see him

1:15:26Chip:you can what Gareth Getty it's on site it's on site Gareth Getty GGs um yeah so how long do you how long does it take for you to get ready for something like the Brits oh my god I feel like the girls putting so much effort and time. And then all for someone on TikTok to go, it's not bad, it's not good. And I went happy. That's fine, that's fine. I'm happy with that. Honestly, I feel like that because I've seen those videos and they're savage about the people's outfit. Yes. So I genuinely think like a not bad, it's not good is genuinely like one of the best things you can hear. I literally went, yes.

1:16:01Chip:Some of the girls and guys as well

1:16:03Cal:just get torn apart for their face. Horrific. I would not put with that. And after what Libby said, I'm not sure I'd stand a chance. Imagine her on TikTok next day.

1:16:14Chip:Calamary. Simple like. Look like shit. Again. Oh, no, this is bad. This is bad. But you posted these. Yes, but that one Getty image that I thought was okay was a stressful one. Why am I stood on a wonk? Oh, my God.

1:16:30Cal:You look so different. You know what? You're serving. Thank you. I had about four hours of makeup. Hair looks good. Pie face.

1:16:38Chip:The prayer face was there. Oh, yeah, that's sick. Disassociating. Yeah. Yeah. Look, you're having a panic attack. Yeah, a little panic. Nice. Harry Styles was there. Good fun, man. Yeah. Casey J. So, are you with... Oh, this one. No, it's fine, but you see these... The red carpet that you pull up to. Yeah. Everyone's screaming. And I'm going, wow. I've made it, man. Then I realised that they were paid to stand there and scream. Oh, my God, really? Every time the door opened they had to scream. They were Brit school students. Oh. So they make you feel like, well, I mean, I guess that's kind of cool, but oh my God, I thought they were actually fans.

1:17:19Chip:But then I always wondered, how come the fans know everyone? Everybody gets a scream. And it's screaming. Yeah, that was a lot. But then once we were in, lovely. Good times. Cool. Harry Styles. Tell you what, though, people get drunk I was going into the toilets and there was just all these you know Love Island and everyone Just hammered Hammered Oh my god and I thought I could drink Whoa Yeah I mean You can drink Becky Are you sat down on the tables or are you in a box I was in a box Okay nice Not quite GK Barry you know He was down there Oh shit Ooh What's the difference in the I think if you like nominated I think if you're doing an award nominated or you're with like some music.

1:18:07Cal:The cream of the crop. You go to the table at the bottom.

1:18:10Chip:You get like a dinner I think as well. Oh wow. So that's good. I mean, I watched, did you see a Stephen Try's video with Jack Whitehall in the lead up? So good. It is, have you seen it? No. It's unbelievable. I went out my way because again, 2026, I went out my way to just drop a message to say I found that really funny, bro. Oh, nice of you. You are being nice. I told you, My whole shit I'm on a different wave Good fucking lad It's actually bad Good lad bro Because Big Up Stephen tries out Had me Had me rolling And I would love to Eventually see him Get an opportunity like that I'm sure it'll come Yes

1:18:46Cal:He'd smash that He would It would be up to grind up

1:18:49Chip:The only thing is They would need to Just revise that script Because his stuff Is not always TV friendly No of course And that's kind of what His video would

1:18:58Cal:He's pushing about out there You know You gotta try it sometimes Sometimes it'll work

1:19:01Chip:Angry Ginger was on there and he got muted the whole thing yeah he got muted a few people got muted during it because Angry Ginge said something like London's a shithole he did say that he walked on he was like well it's on TV innit that's obviously what's that it's on TV right yeah well of course you can't say that well you can you can say like shit and stuff oh what time was it on it's a late one 9pm onwards oh okay what the shit but yeah they deemed that too offensive it's just a bit of I was glad to see to see Ginge up there. He had Littler.

1:19:38Cal:Constant wins from him at the moment. Too many, if I might say. Would you say you're waiting for the downfall? No, I'm not. He actually, he's a good lad. Yeah, he is. He's a good lad, Ginge. I like him. Oh man, look at that. He texted me recently saying congrats on the sale of the fellas. Can I have some gifted subs? And then he went, no, seriously, congrats on everything, mate. Oh, that's nice. And then three weeks later, I replied. The voice is not saying thank you. I'll pop in and give some gifted sometimes. Will you do a video with me soon?

1:20:12Chip:Hey, mate, that's great and all, but I've got to shoot next week. What day is he free? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was so funny. I just looked down and he was just on stage. I thought, bloody hell. We've come a long way, haven't we? We've come a long way. We. Yeah, I like to put myself in that bracket sometimes. Yeah. I know him. I'm an influencer when it suits, you see. Yes. So true. Absolutely. You're top tier you are, Becky. Do you know what's so funny? Every time I see you after about an hour, you'll just come up with that.

1:20:40Cal:Yeah. I like you. You're all right. You're all right. That's what you say. I've got a question. Go on.

1:20:47Chip:Why are there not more women, female YouTubers? Very good question. So women, female. Well, I want to make sure that I'm covering all my baby. Just everything. Like I said, it's 2026. valid I'm covering everything yeah you know what you're inclusive and I'll fuck with it you're doing really well today thank you you gotta let people know sometimes I'm sure the comments will back that hot take 10 minutes 10 minutes so where are they all do you know what I think it is there's not many people this side of this side of YouTube it's all like lifestyle people like that beauty we do like there's not many people like doing you know your pop crawls and ChrisMD but why are the even then even the lifestyle YouTuber stuff I'm still not I think we're just maybe not

1:21:39Cal:like maybe we're not super tapped into that name three

1:21:42Chip:name three Anastasia Kingsnord yeah yeah yeah nice new podcast brilliant new podcast I'm so happy Anastasia we've got Elz The Witch yeah yeah yeah but she's more like gaming The Witch she started gaming yeah YouTubers like actual yeah like Who's posting regular videos? Click for Taz. Do you know her? Okay, see, now this, I don't know. Click for Taz. So I would watch that. As in, what's her name? Tazman?

1:22:12Chip:Tazman or Tazman? You just heard Click for Taz. You just heard Click for Taz. That'll be Tazman. That'll be Tazman. Is that her name, Tazman? I don't know. I think it's Taz. No, I'm actually thinking of a different person anyway. Okay. Any other girls? Okay, now I'm going to be. Like, where are the big, where are the, it feels like all the big YouTubers that I see, like, where are the 500k pluses? Stunt peg. How dare I forget that? Obviously, you've got Stunt peg. She's in male fields, isn't she? That's what I'm saying. So where are the, like, almost, here's one. Where, who is the female version of AB?

1:22:50Chip:How about that?

1:22:51Cal:Yeah, who is that?

1:22:52Chip:And obviously, this is what I'm saying. I feel like in the UK, there's a real lack of that content. Now it could just be that I'm not in the circle. Yeah, you are right. And I'm sure that is part of it. But if you have them, I want to know. We need to blow them up. Yeah. Or I'd like to have more women on the podcast. At the moment, it's you or Grace. No, no one else wants to come on the pod. And trust me, I've reached out. So if you are somebody that's worth listening to and you want to come on the pod, reach out. Do you know what? I think at the minute people blowing up on TikTok and we're not really, you know, we're old school.

1:23:30Cal:It's hard to transfer from TikTok to YouTube as well because you're trying to take short form viewers and make them watch it for 20, 30 minutes can be difficult. Yeah. Can be difficult to do that. TikTok is not too bad.

1:23:41Chip:Yes, that works better. It does. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're right. I think they mainly do short form content. Like there's a massive women on short form. Massive women. Huge. Huge. Huge. Fat shaming is terrible. I'm seeing the numbers. Okay. Oh, I see what I got there. Massive women.

1:24:00Cal:No, I wasn't even thinking about anything. Massive women. Can't be in the gut with nothing going on. Were you doom scrolling with the IRL scrolling? I can't believe you wrote that. It was in my own head. Crazy I can scroll in my brain. Can you? Yeah. I do think sometimes you glaze. Yeah, no, I do. I do. I clock out if you say something. And I'm like, nah. Nah, not for me.

1:24:22Chip:To be fair, there's not been too many clocks. No. I never noticed, though, because I'm always looking at the guests. I'm engaged. You're engaged. You are. You're back and forth. You are. Yeah. You're very good at it. Catching the eyes. It works out.

1:24:31Cal:The dynamic works, you know. It works, yeah. Somebody wrote like a two, three thousand word essay in the comments of like one of our recent pods on how the dynamic is and how the pod works. Oh, but we should read that out. It's so, it's, it would take 10 minutes to read. It's very triumphal.

1:24:47Chip:I can find this.

1:24:49Cal:Well, whilst we're talking, we don't want to. Where was it? Where was it? Recent pod, Chris MD, just go in the comments.

1:24:54Chip:Wait, the Chris MD one or the AB one where I wasn't there.

1:24:56Cal:Pissom D.

1:24:57Chip:Okay. Where is Chris these days? Where isn't he? Yeah, he's back. He's on Hinge. He's on Raya. How is your date in life, Becky? Talk to me. Oh my God, Cal. It's actually to the point now where I've stopped. I couldn't be more single if I tried. That's bleak.

1:25:15Cal:Really? And I'm 27. That's fine. That's okay, that's fine. I think when you stop now and you just go and enjoy yourself and then it will come along. Is what they all say. That's what they've been telling me for the last seven years. That's what they've been telling me. No, I think I've started to realize, you know, what's the common denominator of everything not working? It's me. Am I the problem? Yes. I just think I'm a bit odd. True. I think I scare people a lot. But I think you are very fun. Okay. Odd but fun. You've just got to find the right match, but you're quite a rare personality, so you're going to need a rare match.

1:25:47Cal:Okay. So you're going to have to wait a little bit. You can't go for any ordinary Tom, Dick, and Harry, is it? Tom, Joe, and Harry. You named all three. That's crazy. I'm joking. No, I hear that. That's the comment. I fucking told you it was mental.

1:25:58Chip:Right. Okay.

1:26:00Cal:Like, we can't read that. Holy. Oh my God.

1:26:03Chip:I thought you were exaggerating, bro. I'm not going to lie. I thought it was going to take us like a minute to go through. Yeah, Jackson. Yeah. Shall I? Let me just read through the first bit before they start dissecting this. Can I say something as well?

1:26:12Cal:When you first see this, you think, oh, it's got to be AI. But I was reading through it and I was like, I can't tell if it was or was. It's the timestamps as well. Okay.

1:26:18Chip:So let me just read through the initial paragraph. and we'll just see where it goes because then they start timestamping things and like dissecting us. Cal and Chip have obviously developed a way of working well together and therefore are talented hosts that easily bounce off each other bounce off each other by using each other's strengths. Cal will craft the podcast into segments while setting people up for stories and jokes whilst rarely talking or taking the credit. Chip, however, will chime in every few minutes with the funniest sentences of the podcast. Thank you. Overall, they are an excellent duo.

1:26:58Chip:But. I knew it. It was going too well. I like how she's going straight in, by the way. You don't have to read after the but. No, no, no, no, no. Because it's good. But Cal. This is where we get into the good stuff. Sold us both. Here we go. But Cal especially needs to work on making his conversations raw and genuine. I did think. And you know what? This is, I feel like he's actually hitting this almost nailed on here because he goes, he seems to lack a soft side to his personality. That's what I've been working on. That's true. That's what I've been working on. Yeah. And likes to have a board up that presents himself as a strong and powerful man.

1:27:35Chip:Oh, bro. This is a therapy session. Chip. Oh, shit. Seems to have the opposite problem. Shit. Where he thinks too little of himself and doubts his own knowledge and humor. You doubt yourself. This aspect, however, adds to the podcast by making his jokes funnier. Exactly. You just don't get the bit. That's the first part. Here we go. And look at this. Being yourself is a bit. Here we go. Next bit here. So now we've gone from dissecting you and me to dissecting Stanley's job. generally i dislike the coming up intros in podcasts as i believe that it makes it seem more edited and put together okay with an audience like theirs people prefer having a less perfected episode and they would rather feel as if they can get to know them as people and listen in like you are a friend however although i am well aware that it contradicts the previous statement i found this introduction intriguing largely because of the background music what this sort of feel a little bit like ai now um it is not overpowering it's really hard to sell yeah it is a lot of spiraling errors but i'm worried if ai's got me on lock like this so yeah um it is overpowering and realistically i think that if you were to pause the video two seconds after the introduction had finished and ask any individual if they remembered if there was any music playing they would not know this is getting a bit weird this is a good sign as it means that all the music did was subconsciously make the viewer excited rather than make them bored and get ready into the actual podcast this is how I feel with most of the coming up intros to podcast by the way can I just say that usually AI

1:29:20Cal:wouldn't use brackets like that no if you actually there's a lot of stuff that makes it not can you scroll to the comments because we can't keep reading forever but let's see what the comments there's only five replies I just want to see what people said to this there's no like shizzy oh lord we got a chatterbox

1:29:34Chip:and then it said what the fuck get get outside and touch some grass um the amount of time you put into an incorrect synopsis is crazy um life question mark and then are you powered by ai oh

1:29:46Cal:you know if they did actually write that i want to commend that and that might not be interesting to the viewer but i think it's kind of for us that's interesting at least it's not a no a b no

1:29:56Chip:party comment genuine thoughts if it's real that's more emotional okay let's let's go to minute 102 here last bit that we'll read about this uh 102 this is a good example of cal crafting an entertainment segment oh yeah so like ai would have got the spelling right there wouldn't it um or sequence entertaining sequence maybe they tried to spell and conversation and chip chiming it chiming in every minute or so with a hilarious comment here we go this is it cal doesn't come off as very aggressive in this section which is obviously the facade that he likes to portray in his YouTube videos. However, I think it's important to remember, Becky's having the time of her life here.

1:30:34Chip:However, I think it's important for him to remember that for the first few minutes of the podcast he is losing a good portion of all the people and that he just needs... That he just named as not self-respecting men. What?

1:30:48Cal:I don't get that. You call people non-self-respecting men, so the viewer is saying you've just lost a bunch of people that you referred to.

1:30:57Chip:Okay, well, if people are leaving because I'm cracking a joke at them first, which I would say is never a good idea for the first minute. But we need this person to analyze every single one of our podcasts. This type of humor will be appreciated by people later in the video once they are eased in. But as a podcast host, it's important to know that not everybody who is coming to watch your video is coming for you, especially when you have a guest like Chris Embiid. I don't mind that.

1:31:22Cal:That's a good little fucking bar. Sometimes we forget about that. They're not always here for you Right now, Becky I want to apologise Fuck We all have a lot of good Becky viewers here And we need to You know what? We're not always like this We're actually No, we are This is the problem This is us We've just done it again I hope you've had a good time, Becky viewers And if you haven't

1:31:43Chip:If you've made it to here And you're a Becky viewer Could you leave a comment Just to see Has anybody actually made it here?

1:31:48Cal:And if you're not a Becky viewer Go and check it out Maybe you'll be a Becky viewer Check it out Check that thing out Go and have a look Go and have a look at her channel Maybe you'll enjoy it The way they said that your character in your videos is aggressive

1:32:01Chip:No, I think Are you reviewing the burgers? Nah, the thing is I'm not really in there I think they just mean like in the pod It's just a bantamate It's just your style, don't worry about it Nah, but they're right, bro See, I like feedback like this Because it means I can make the pod better No, that's true

1:32:15Cal:Okay, yeah Well, let me Thank you for that comment

1:32:17Chip:Let me put this in a certain way I like it when it's done like that I don't I see a lot of Tom, Dick and Harry comments They're useless to me But that person's obviously put a lot of time in

1:32:28Cal:People are just overly mean They don't really say anything Just be like He's a fucking knobhead That waste of genuine human air I've never seen that Like oh my god Wipe him off the face of this planet And don't let him go to any other planet either People say that to you? No I've not seen that I've seen it about my boy And I don't stand for it I wouldn't take that That's why I jump on my burner And go fucking yeah Joking wouldn't never do that. Should we wrap this pod up? Yeah. We should. We've had a good old time here, haven't we? And we've got more filming after. Becky, would you come back on the pod if we gave you more opportunity to speak?

1:33:04Cal:That's a good point. I hope we did. She didn't get many words. Do you know what though? I enjoyed being here. I was... It's good to just have you here. It feels like, you know, we're just cracking a vibe like we usually do. I just feel like I'm just having a nice time. Yeah, I've had a lovely time. Thanks for having me. You're alright. Always a pleasure, never a chore. Fucking hell, wow. You just dropped a little dime there But when you hold the mic out You actually do it I couldn't I didn't want to do that To the lovely fellas But then Dan Is gonna Don't show that clip To the tech guy Please

1:33:32Chip:To the tech guy

1:33:33Cal:Dan Yeah I did just call him Dan Before But people don't Like the viewers might not know Dan Clark You're doing a better job Of my job So thank you bro That's why I called him Dan And tech guy To call my bass And the viewers bass

1:33:44Chip:Let me apologise right now Nah you don't need to apologise

1:33:46Cal:Nah

1:33:46Chip:You've done nothing wrong You don't owe me I was getting timestamped And analysed I'm closed right

1:33:51Cal:oh it's a two hour pod bloody hell go on that's brilliant are you guys cool

1:33:56Chip:if we just oh wait no because it's not it's not going to be two hours we really do put out like long pods though and I'm happy about that was it the week one the whole week of podcast the world record that we're going to be attempting that would be easy you've already done two hours oh yeah that's hell yeah I'll come take over for a bit we will genuinely we do need you Yeah, you know I will. Yes. You can't be busy for a whole week. Not busy for a day. So we'll get you on the 3 a.m. shift.

1:34:25Cal:How many hours will the 7 day pod be? Close to 200. It's 1 % of the 7 day thing. It's 168, I think. Okay. So we've just done all the work at 1%. Yep. You're going to die. Sweet. Cool. Okay. Only 99 % left. That's how I envision it going. You're very much of a half glass full guy. I like that. Jesus Christ.

1:34:47Chip:Oh. Okay, guys, look, we're going to wrap up there. Becky, I want to say a big thank you for coming on. Thanks for having me. And next time, we're actually going to get you on and we're going to give you space to speak. I had a lovely time just listening and sort of chiming in. Oh, yeah, don't worry. You did of me. I did. Hilarious sentences. You smashed it. Great work, guys. Look, if you haven't already, then please subscribe. Obviously, check out Becky. I hope that one day you can bring Sia off back because who knows? Look, one day, if you can bring it back, that would be fantastic. but until then guys you can go watch the stag do video by the way can we just let you know we're also doing a stag do video so we're not actually steve so before you'd be like i went on their pod they stole it on wednesday we're filming oh it's fine then so yeah for now um so yeah guys if you haven't already make sure you subscribe uh vote the comments rate the comments rate the podcast five stars yeah yeah yeah thank you guys for watching we'll see you all in a little bit to the loop goodbye goblin