276. AB’s Penthouse Special! Partying in LA & Netflix InSide…

9:10Chip:I hate explaining. Bro, don't get a fucking tattoo and then go, I mean, the amount of times I've had to be like to people, have you seen Red Dead Redemption? I'd rather just, I'd rather make up some bullshit. Like, oh, dead killed my dad. No. Like, he was stealing shit when he got that rifle on his leg. I came up with some stuff. Bro, you clearly want a rifle on your leg because you're a footballer. So you're holding it in Red Dead? In Red Dead. Oh, it's...

9:34Cal:I think the story's good about this. I like this. Basically, in Red Dead Redemption, your character makes decisions throughout the game. And it's high honor or low honor. You'll go past someone, they've been bitten by a snake, like, nah, please help. You can leave them. You can gesture max on them or you can help them, whatever. And if you help them, you keep seeing like a deer just walk around and it means your character's on like the right path. It means he's got high honor. And then when you die, if you've got high honor, it's like a sunset and you see a deer. If you don't, you die like alone and it's cold and there's a wolf and then he drew that deer in his journal that's from Arthur Morgan's journal yeah

10:10Chip:okay so that's so what you're saying is you're on the right path right now it just looks cool doesn't it I don't really care so what else are you going to get you're going to get another one weren't you going to get another one when you were there maybe yeah I was considering it and I thought you know what I've thought about this one for ages let me not rush into another but in the next couple weeks I'll get it

10:28Cal:because you don't want to end up with some fucking sleeve that's just all over again yeah do a weller get like a whole fucking gallows if you watch videos of it being lasered it looks satisfying but nah does it hurt getting it taken off I think it's way worse than getting the tattoo yeah

10:42Chip:okay fair enough yeah I've heard that so kind of you guys are inked up you got the fellas tattoo oh yeah you guys have been doing that shit it's tiny though nah you got a little something else don't you what have you got a little rose what's the meaning behind that one

10:56Cal:nah it's just fucking niche bro my sister's initials

10:59Chip:on it a little emotional what's sick bro no but it's SS isn't it

11:03Cal:Yeah, which is also like Hitler's kill spot. S.S. Sniper Wolf. Kind of didn't think that one. What, Sniper Wolf merch? It kind of doesn't say that anymore because it just faded from getting in that swimming pool.

11:13Chip:Yeah, that was the biggest mistake. I went into a pool after having mine as well. Fucked it.

11:17Cal:I was pretty careful in my life. But it kind of looks cooler faded, I think.

11:22Chip:What else did you get up to while you were out there? So you started off in LA. Yeah, that was like best week of my life. Just going gym. Didn't really drink much in LA. Just like smoked, got a bit faded, walked around. little 7-Eleven trips in the evening chilling around some nitties yeah a little 7-Eleven trip at night is beautiful and then went to Ohio for the Arnold's which couldn't really be fucked but I just knew a lot of random characters would be there got John Jones on the vlog he literally he dropped the whole intro he's like got a pic with him and whatever and then he just came over to the vlog put his arm around me and was like yo can you say my intro?

11:59he's like yo family welcome back to the vlog he's like what are you guys drinking? and I was like, tequila, do you want some? He's chugging tequila, he's dancing on the vlog. Full clip farm for the vlog. Who else did I meet? I met Togi on a night out. He had 100k on Oliveira in this UFC fight. And Oliveira won. So I think he won like a quarter of a mil on that. He doesn't even flinch at it. He's just like...

12:20Chip:When you hear the money that he's throwing around, I watched a podcast actually with him and I think it's Steven something. And he does like a financial chit chat with Togi and Togi's like yeah oh people loads of money and they just trust me because he always pays back yeah he always pays it back

12:39Cal:saying like Steve will do it like let him 30k and you pay him back 100

12:42Chip:yeah so Togi if you need any cash from me bro this sounds like a free money glitch speaking of money and shit I'm kind of boys with Gary V now

12:51Cal:yeah why did he DM you did you find out you should keep up the good work Alfie but like why

12:56Chip:I got a feeling not to be a hair but I think somebody runs his probably maybe i don't well i replied last guy i expected to spawn in my dms he put haha always watching and then and then and then he went and then he went i'm hosting like a creator thing in london where i'm going around chatting to creators do you want to come to that i was like nah can't in america and then he went new york you want to come to new york i was like nah i'm not there i'll be there around world cup he was like and then he just put herd which i I thought it was cold. Yeah, maybe it is him. Maybe. He kind of sounded like him.

13:31Chip:Fuck it. VaynerMedia. Bro, he's an interesting bloke, isn't he? Have you ever met him? I'd be a good link up on the book. No, I've not met him.

13:37Cal:He looks intense.

13:38Chip:No, I've not. He looks intense. I don't really meet people. You're probably the worst networking guy. I don't like to network.

13:45Cal:I don't like fucking around with you. I like my boys. I fuck with you guys and that's about it. Honestly, very barely fucking with Stanley. Yeah, he is. no it's just I like to it can be a lot sometimes having to talk to new people at this age yeah in the level you guys are in stop saying like at this age that fucking winds me up I'm not even at the prime yet we've been in this job where you network for so long that it's like at some point why the fuck am I even doing this anymore I'm just enjoying making my own videos chilling with my boys

14:16Chip:fine I like meeting new people I like meeting creators I smoke a little J and I don't what they're just lying just LARPing

14:24Cal:straight up LARPIN

14:25Chip:what does LARPIN mean? so you said it like four times I've just like laughed along live action role play yeah it's like when dorks like meet up in a park and pretend to be Lord of Rings oh I have seen that

14:35Cal:but now it's a new term where it means like if a 4X guy is like pretending he's really rich he's LARPIN also they're not nerds or dorks that meet up in a park neat is the word you ever watch IRL Quidditch they're committed to a cause they've got special interests fucking Johnson have you seen that Hussain that Hussain guy get around the park and just start like twatting them in the middle of New York. Yeah. Yeah. He can't make contact.

15:01Chip:We need to get him back on. I feel like he's lived a whole life since the pod.

15:05Cal:He's got so many mental stories. If you follow his Instagram, he's always up to the maddest. His New York stuff's been fucking mental. He'll always do like these videos that I find like really funny where it's like proof no one gives a shit where he'll just pop his camera down, just go and sit in the middle of about a hundred people and just start like screaming and shit.

15:22Chip:No, but people do give a shit. If somebody did that with me and my mates, I'd be like...

15:26Cal:It's like proof nothing matters to someone. Oh, okay, fine. It's like right though, isn't it, really? People look at you for like five seconds and forget about you like 10 seconds later.

15:33Chip:No, they look at me and go, what? I feel like in America...

15:35Cal:He's probably the most confident guy I've ever come across. I feel like in America that shit runs, but in England people are just like, bro. A bit like digital over there. Yeah. Yeah.

15:45Chip:You know how it is. So what was Ohio saying when you eventually went over there? Wait, first of all, you liked LA. Oh, this is the first time I've loved it, to be fair. I feel like I wouldn't live there but I could like that was I was just in such a good routine it was also just the weather was banging it was like 30 degrees every day when you were sending me pics of like sunrise and shit I just looked outside my wet window and I was like fucking wet shit window yeah shit wet window yeah I'm just kind of building a backup life there bro you actually are in case shit hits a fan in the UK

16:14Cal:keep planting my seed out there bro keep planting my seed though that's not how I'd word it bro but I do hear you nah keep sowing Spreading your word. Spread the gospel, bro. Because if everything goes tips up over there, you know, I could get down over there easily. I would say some fuck shit. Bro, let's just say Arnold himself knows about the fellas' pod. That's good. That's good.

16:35Chip:Does he go to that event? Because that's the one in Ohio. So you flew over to Ohio for a little, I say a little, a big event. Yeah. The police actually shut it down because it was overcrowding and people were fainting in the... When you deep it, it's a fair clothing stall. And people are fainting in the fucking queue.

16:51Cal:Is this the one where Sush was DJing and he posted a story saying they're not letting anybody in? Yeah, Sush was off his nut whole time just DJing autopilot.

16:59Chip:Wait, this is a party or like a pop-up? It's a pop-up, but there's a DJ deck. Fine. And the queue is so big that they need a bit of... It's a pop-up in a warehouse, though, isn't it? It's a meet and greets that shut it down, though. It's like the Trentwins queue is like they're meeting Drake. Is that the biggest one? That's what fucked it up. Marlon was there, actually. Yep. He did the Diamond Gym shit. bro oh yeah so you met the Diamond Gym guy yeah the night they landed there in the lobby and I was already like battered with like the young LA owner and that and then I went up to him and was like yo Unk do you want a beer and he was like get that shit on my face and I was like alright fair enough bro but the way he just walks around like you just see it doesn't matter what time it is I saw him everywhere it was like I was smoking at like 2am outside the hotel just see this like massive silhouette walk out of the shadow I was like did he seem like a nice guy I didn't really chat to him much is he like the because obviously the Diamond Gym hype right now is mental yeah is everyone there like oh does everybody know it he's feeling his aura a bit you can tell he's got his sunglasses on everyone's like

18:01Cal:oh let me touch you let me touch you I don't know they're not saying those exact words bro I've tried some words bro I was thinking Haddie the other one from Diamond Gym he's really sound yeah he seems he just seems but bro we got the connect now so if we're gonna run Diamond Gym let's do it

18:16Chip:when we're there for the World Cup bro it's New Jersey

18:19Cal:I think I'd It would be fucking funny What happens

18:24Chip:So what happens To people that just can't do it You just got a dead video You got no respect You're a fucking Do they like verbally abuse you? Probably yeah I think you should get smacked up

18:34Cal:If you Well you said you think That you can do it Marlon messaged me after And went like bro I am like Fucked Like dead Like really bad Surely they can't expect Everybody to be able to complete Or some people just I don't think everyone completes it I think did Jason the ween complete it? No way What I'm thinking is if he completed it then like there's no no disrespect to Jason but like Then it's obviously not that difficult Well it's not I didn't say that He's still getting forced to deadlift I don't know Maybe he's like a hidden crackhead

19:03Chip:I saw this that Marlon does his PB and then he just like it's quite a sensual manoeuvre Yeah like you're doing a deadlift and Unk has you in basically a headlock and he's pulling your head up that's how he spots you

19:16Cal:Is it scaled based on like your physique or your strength.

19:21Chip:If they looked at you, what you're saying is if you went, they look at you, are they doing it suited for you? Eddie Hall, the diamond gym, they're not going to make you do the same weight as Eddie Hall. No, not the same weights, but is it the same workout? Probably not.

19:35Cal:Yeah, I don't know. Let's say me and you rock up. Like I can't do half the shit you can do, but we're not massively different in physique anymore. Or build.

19:43Chip:I'm not going to lie. Back to his top off the other day. He's creeping, man. He's creeping.

19:47Cal:It's sports, bro. Yeah, maybe I'm not natural and I'm doing 500 milligrams of tests a week. 500? Bro. What am I doing? I don't know. You don't. I don't know. I will tell you the peptide epidemic over there, bro. 0.5 a day or some shit. I did it. Very low. I don't think I spoke to one person who wasn't on Retta that whole time. Everyone's just on Retta, yeah. Yeah, but it's easy to get over there, isn't it? Which is basically like a Zen pick. It makes you not hungry. By the way, just got to put something out there, bro. You ain't a fucking real one. Because it was a peptide stall. of me and bro in the group chat begging like yo just put one

20:19Chip:please grab some peps and he's making up

20:21Cal:every excuse

20:22Chip:I said one excuse

20:25Cal:I said they're meant to be cold

20:26Chip:and you know what Chip instantly went well you can actually get a travel fast alright bro get your own fucking you know what I've got a plug bro I've got a plug have you actually yeah I've never done it but I have a plug so maybe we all just hop on that

20:40Cal:well let's just do a little bit more research why don't we do

20:43Chip:a loaded series where we all try and just document the progress and see what we turn into. Yeah, I'll tell you what, on my plane, on like a small plane to Ohio, like after the connecting one, I sit down and I just look in front of me and I just like see nothing. I just see a wall. I'm like, what the fuck? And then I kind of peek around and it's Thor, you know, like Thor from Game of Thrones, the heavy haul arm. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Strongest guy in the world, like seven foot fucking. Fucking hell. He was just on the plane and I saw him stand up to get his suitcase. He was like right in front of me and he's like, his head is just like crushed between both uh it looks uncomfortable to be that big but i was just deep in it like if there's like a terrorist on this plane or if something kicked off we're just so safe literally got the strongest guy like the guy that would actually you'd actually put to fight the gorilla yeah he's actually on my plane yeah i'd be worried though if he stood up and like ran down the plane like the balance of the plane yeah yeah i feel like you might just crash the plane bro stay seated i'll take care of this i also thought like everyone on this plane just like rushed him he'd just fuck us all up he's the gorilla yeah he is yeah he's kind of fucked so was he heading to the Arnold Classic as well yeah there's all sorts of shit going like Sam Sulik competing all of that I saw Sam Sulik

21:57Cal:with a guy like that sorry you gotta put a finger in his ass that is the only way it's like a lion I genuinely think that would take him down like fine yeah you're manhandling me but one of you guys got him from the front I've got my whole fist up there in the back

22:08Chip:but I reckon he just one squeeze of the glute your shit's coming clean off

22:12Cal:That's a good point. I start shaking in there, vibrating and stuff, bro. That's just fingering, bro. That's just fingering. Yeah, but like, he ain't gonna like that. Bro, you can't finger thaw. I'm only saying this because I'm comparing him to like the situations where the dogs, and you have to put a finger in a dog's bum.

22:28Chip:Have you ever had to do that to your dog? No, I haven't.

22:29Cal:But I've seen a video on Twitter.

22:33Chip:What?

22:33Cal:Of a guy doing it.

22:35Chip:Nah, Pablo can handle all that. Just a pinky finger for Pablo. Nah, not even that, bro. Just blow.

22:43Cal:you kind of just derailed the whole shit can we go back to something normal what do you think about that

22:49Chip:we haven't even addressed why we're here

22:51Cal:by the way I've been here multiple times we've been kicked out the basement

22:55Chip:dark days what's the reason? it's darker for you guys because you've got more lore there but that is where it all starts my mum said that we can go back for one final lap

23:06Cal:that's nice

23:06Chip:that'll just be what that is that woman yeah she's good she's a good woman as well

23:12Cal:she is yeah

23:13Chip:don't even

23:14Cal:the rumours about her not true what rumours expired rocket yeah

23:19Chip:what does that mean what is expired then I don't know bro she's got the orange sticker on so she's sweet the orange sticker what's an orange sticker ran out of MLT you'd never buy that bro you know the ones that like near to going off well reduced yeah calling my mum reduced bro

23:34Cal:come on what there are some sleepers in the reduced dial gas up my gaff

23:38Chip:what's something cool about here bro

23:39Cal:no it's fucking nice fake bonsai tree love it little bonsai tree over there balances it out oh my ink's on show he's got like a you can't see it but there's a shelf with an IMMS got a batman grotto painting is goated the grotto painting

23:53Chip:is the best thing in the flat it is yeah I don't know if it's in shot but we'll get b-roll of a few of the items afterwards but you do have a Minecraft torch attached to your door what's up with that bitches love it bro yeah they actually probably do and then I'll be like oh you like that wait till you see my redstone set up upstairs you got redstone

24:10Cal:upstairs sure I don't know is it a redstone I never make it that far you got redstone lamp up there no but I'm gonna know yeah you should look at it it's like 15 quid on Amazon little treat yeah that was a little tiktok shop number how are you finding

24:24Chip:the gaff now now that we're in it you know I like it a lot more because no one really comes here quite lonely it's quite good to have you guys can you guys stick about for a bit after the pod you know what if you ever just taped us like yo should we we'd probably say yeah bro watch the footy you've not got a sky this is a perfect beer you just don't do anything I got beers though you never shout the boys to come and do something

24:45Cal:also I wouldn't want to come around because the fucking cable management is stressing me out this is your equipment you set up a pod in my garage nah but I know there's visible wires nah it's good nah we'll just get Conrad every time we want to notice see that lamp with the white wire you know what the boardings can't see it I'm waffling about stuff they can't see it is nice though and that TV is fucking massive yeah it's like how big is that like 500 inches or something max whatever the biggest is it's that bro yeah that is big no the cable management's cooked because that little thing there can't go behind it yeah alright you read my have you guys seen the Shia LaBeouf interview it's my favourite thing ever yeah the guy's clearly struggling but it's a great one I was gonna say

25:26Chip:it's a tough one he drops some dimes in the middle like just the way he talks he doesn't give a sad bro they were saying

25:33Cal:he was gonna come back for Transformers but I don't know if that's on the cards.

25:37Chip:You say the Mercedes is coming back for Transformers.

25:39Cal:No, Sam. Sam Witwicky. What's his character name? Oh, that's his name. Is Sam Witwicky? Something like that. Yeah. But yeah, because he's only in line number one, isn't he? Right. Or maybe the first two. First two. And everyone was excited for him to come back and now obviously he's fucking on a madness. What is it they call? What's it? Mardi Gras.

25:59Chip:Yeah, Mardi Gras. That's what he's on about the whole time. Mardi Gras. He loves it.

26:03Cal:Mardi Gras. you know we've actually kind of been upgrading like he's got the fucking transplant that's first time i've seen it by the way since you've been yeah that's good jason statham maxing over there what have you been doing bro yeah that's what i mean all right okay well you're kind of bold right now i think you'll stick with uh like a boxed off buzz cut or will you grow it out

26:25Chip:no well right now because i've said it before but it goes tits up yeah it's a couple months so then After that But the thing is This buzz cut looks a bit nice Because I've not had a trim And like actually got it sore So it's kind of just like A bit mushroomy

26:37Cal:Saw a couple of comments saying When it does start fucking up Don't wear hats

26:42Chip:Nah I will

26:43Cal:Apparently like it can make it worse And I don't think you should even Boba taking the risk You don't want to end up like this I feel like he'll know About your TikTok comments Yeah that's true They said you can wear hats After two weeks Oh so you can Yeah

26:54Chip:I just think they want to see me Go through it bro

26:56Cal:Yeah true I kind of want to see you Go through it as well I'll show you

26:59Chip:I can show you that. That's fine. But you know what? Actually, after I had it, I had loads of people messaging me like, yo, I was wondering, like people sending me pictures of their setup right now. Asking for advice and all this sort of stuff. So I might do, I don't know, I might do a thing on Loaded to be fair, just like kind of the process because I had so many people asking questions about it. Yep. And also, I don't really want to go through the, and explain everything until it's actually done, like around the six, seven, eight month mark because this is still mad early.

27:32Cal:And you'll know your experience better then.

27:33Chip:Yeah, so I can actually give people the lowdown. But a lot of people ask me, did I actually go out to Turkey now? I got it done here in the UK.

27:42Cal:Yeah, but you know, is it better to get it done? I always see people talking about if it's better to get it done in Turkey or England, but obviously in Turkey it's cheaper, but apparently also the technology is a bit different. You'll know about this. I'd just rather get it in my own country. Support British businesses Keep it in the fucking country I think the problem is There's a way higher chance of you ending up

28:05Chip:At a shit gaffe if you go to Turkey There are really good ones with Like insane doctors there But Because people go in there The real reason why people want to go to Turkey is not really because They're the best out there, it's because it's cheaper So people instantly just look for the cheapest And that's the problem, that's where people run into problems So I was there like I'm in a fortunate position where I can just pay what I want to get sorted. So that's why I did it over here. But there's also some not great places in the UK as well. So you just have to be smart about it.

28:34Cal:God bless. But I know a guy like you went Harley Street.

28:37Chip:Yeah. Fair enough. It's kind of like the main spot in London.

28:39Cal:Do you see Mike Malak talking about his?

28:41Chip:Oh my God. I wish I got his set up. Did you hear about what he had? I remember watching when he got it, but I don't know what he did. Yeah. So he went obviously in Turkey and then his manager reached out to them and said, look for every referral that mike gets can he get um 200 euros or 200 something like that and supposedly they ended up getting over 2 000 bookings so he made 400 grand for that's still really worth it for the clinic as well oh probably i mean they'll be making a

29:10Cal:fortune off it yeah it's got to be over like how many do you reckon they can do a day well yeah

29:16Chip:that's them booked up for ages like that's the problem though i'm not too sure i would want to do that i'm not too sure i would want to do that but maybe he got a really good experience and so he's happy to recommend it like that but the big thing is what they say a big thing is called hair mills and these are people that do multiple procedures a day usually like a really big red flag yeah so you should only really be going to one surgeon that works on one a day bro it's fucking crazy i did so much research into this shit yeah no it's good that you did that because i don't want to get it um nah it didn't there were like bits and pieces that did Like, look, the little injection you get, imagine getting, like, repeatedly pinched.

29:54Bro, it's like when I got my ink, bro. You just got to ride the wave of the paint.

29:59Chip:Yeah. Yeah, man, yeah. It's like getting a tattoo. All the same shit, really, isn't it? Just customizing our characters day by day. Actually, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What are you doing next? What's your next mod? He's got a gyno mod. Gyno mod. Gyno mod. What's your next mod, actually? I feel like you've plateaued, bro.

30:17Cal:Yeah, you've been using a ghost perk, bro. You fucking left us.

30:20Chip:Network mod to be fair network mod bank account mod I've been money glitch I've been growing my trim out there yeah it looks nicer looks nicer the cap on oh is it yeah looks alright

30:34Cal:looks good I don't know what's next bro I'm kind of 22 I don't need too many mods yeah I'm just adding a couple decals right now yeah couple camos shit you've got so much life ahead of you bro that's what I've been saying speaking like that I've got so much life ahead of you no but he's got way more He's got five He's got like prime 20s When's your birthday? 22nd of August Fuck we're gonna have to Nah all the gala Gonna be searching Oh Leo's a narcissist now You can't be baiting out On the pot

30:59Chip:Oh bro Apparently I'm all Self indulging and shit Bro that's actually Nailed on

31:05Cal:I would say that God forbid it guys Like gas that he's successful Shit bro Think it's growing a tree Think that monkey Don't cost fucking money It's holding a lightbulb bro Have you ever seen anything like that ever fucking one of one bro nah it's kind of cold you named him cheers but that is the only reason I got it yeah I remember you walked in DHLs like trying to deliver like Young LA packages every day there's no concierge, there's no lift I've got like 50 packages I'm not surprised you sometimes go

31:39Chip:yeah boys I can't be honest coming out because you just know when you come back in I'll come back in then I order Deliveroo and then it's a fucking wrap

31:46Cal:yeah I love it in there bro can I ask a question have you ever vacuumed have you got vacuumed you know it's an optical illusion it's really annoying like if you go up to the bitch you think of dusty and put your finger there it's not dust it's just a fucking floor oh okay it's actually bro it's the same floor as Seho House that's what Boston told me he thought that would affect my thing I was like bro I've seen the monkey give me the gaff that's a nice little pad isn't it yeah it's alright it does a little it does a job Get by.

32:16Chip:This place is like a fucking carousel of birds as well. Fucking hot.

32:20Cal:We should have had some fucking beers.

32:23Chip:We can.

32:24Cal:We've got a loaded video after this. Nah, we can't. We're driving. We're go-karting. You can surely drive. Go-kart. What have I got tomorrow?

32:31Chip:One sec. Because I was saying, are we doing beers later today? Could be. Oh, don't drive me, bro. Let me just check my schedule first.

32:38Cal:I literally deleted like 42 days ago, bro. You don't understand. I have missed you so much. Oh, fuck. Big wedge filming. Fucking hell, God forbid, like, life ain't the same without you. No, do something. It just doesn't have to be evolved substance abuse. Why do you not? Why are we abusing substances? It's not a substance. It's an elixir. Bro, you only want it alive. It's got water in it, and you need water to exist,

33:01Chip:so technically you need bears to exist. Are we doing this whole water elixir life gimmick again?

33:05Cal:It's fucking true. It's fucking true. See Dan there, right? Let him go three days no water, see what happens to him. That's called a water fest. People do that all the time. No, he's going to die because he needs it. Okay. But you get water from food and stuff, don't you? All right. Probably just drink water, bro. You know what? This is the most uninteresting shit I've ever spoken about. Why am I even doing this? I'm actually happy to just pack my bags up and leave and see myself. If you would, bro. Nah. Think about one time you rocked up to my afters. Oh, God forbid a boy get a little toasty.

33:36Cal:He just... He bells me at like 5 a.m. Bro, we've already told this story. No, we haven't. No. I haven't. No, not your one. He bailed me at like 5am and he's like, bro, he's like, Nick, he's following me home. And I was kind of weird, though. He's like, why are you up? You didn't even believe me, though, at the house, did you? No, I kind of did. But then when you saw the guy in person. Yeah, so he's like, bro, I'm coming to yours. Oh, sick, bring this deranged lunatic to mine then. He was proper following me. Come downstairs. This guy's behind him. I go like, yo, what are you doing? He's like, oh, like London's, London's not safe.

34:11Make sure he gets home all right. And I was like, he didn't want you to he was shocked also like when Chip was on the phone I was like Chip where are you this other guy was answering he was like oh yeah we're just here and I'm like bro Chip what's going on

34:25Chip:and then Chip always finds the weirdest guys you know when we talk about networking that's why you don't network because you've never found a sound bloke I was like

34:34Cal:I keep getting worried like when I go out because like he was obviously lingering around like places we would frequent often so I'm like constantly in the back of my head like He was off his nut. Hope I don't see him. Yeah, he was just some fucked guy, weren't he?

34:46Chip:Yeah.

34:46Cal:He's off.

34:48Chip:So you've rocked up. You've crashed the afters. Crash, yeah. Yeah, which I never really have motives like that. Like, the one time you bailed me is the time I got Gyal around.

34:55Cal:Yeah, it was actually, I was like, what the fuck? Why? Hold up. It was just two gallons of sofa. And I'm like, oh, one sec, my boy's brought a nitty here. Also, bro, that function. Oh, my God. Bro.

35:07Chip:You sent me a picture of Chips in here. Do you know that meme of... The guy that's... Yeah, yeah. Like that. He's crazy. Chip, here. You got AB, these girls here. He was showing them the fellas announcement video.

35:20Cal:I was like, oh, look at Arnold. Right. So, you know, the kitchen afters where you're just showing like the most irrelevant shit. Theo Baker's Wembley gold. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that. Was that me that did that? Theo Baker's Wembley gold. Yeah, bro. You always do that. No, but that afters was like a nightmare start to finish. Like, they were like, oh, should we order some drinks? I was like, yeah. And what did you do? They order some drinks. They just don't come. So we're drinking AU Vodka and Prime. Got like Globerry Prime and fucking Juicy Peach custom AU Vodka. When you do them like actual custom little drinks sometimes they fucking rate.

35:56Didn't. I didn't rate them. Also, by the way, when he came up and he was like chewing everyone's ear off and shit, like half an hour later I get a bell at the door and it's that guy. He's just still waiting.

36:07Chip:The mitt bag was downstairs the whole time. So I went down.

36:09Cal:I didn't want to take him to my guy. Yeah. Yeah. Safe, bro. I went down and was just like, bro, fuck off. What you do? Cause actually I went down and he's putting his fingers through the letterbox. I went down and was like, bro, what are you doing? And he was like, I think Chip's got my card. And I was like, nah, he doesn't. He's like, how do you know? And I went, because first thing I asked him when he came was, do you have that guy's card? And he said no. And he went, all right. And then I, and then I just watched him walk off and he was like, you sure I can't come in? I was like, bro, I'm going to get mad in a second, bro.

36:39get away

36:41Cal:why are you order get out of shortage through this fucking game you better leave now bro um yeah that was sick like that that is that is we should do another one yeah I'm saying you know what I'm saying I'm saying yeah good once a night we'll go pop

36:56Chip:nah I realise I could do a small pop I'm gonna be asleep by 9pm but I'm genuinely not since half 1

37:03Cal:you've all been up to I'm already droning it let's sack it tonight has to be like an early night for me yeah it has to be We'll do it tomorrow. I'm genuinely doing the Russian sleep experiment right now. I'm going to start eating you, man. I'm going to start dripping water on you in Chinese water. Fuck, I'll bamboo up your body crease. Then I might just smack you up. It's like pure fun. Then smack myself up.

37:21Chip:We should tell people what we're up to later today.

37:23Cal:What are we up to later today?

37:24Chip:We've got the Buckmore YouTuber race-off.

37:29Cal:Yeah, about 50 people have pulled out of us.

37:31Chip:Sweet. Now, do you want to know what?

37:33Cal:Every time people do that, though, it's got a little

37:35Chip:black mark in my head. A little mental note. Yeah. That's the state of the UK game right now. Everyone's getting wifed off into these friend groups and it's like friends from work off the cards. Both boys off the cards. Fellas. Yeah, everyone's just making their own things

37:47Cal:so it's hard to like record with people. Bro, it's gang warfare now. It's on the side for anyone.

37:50Chip:It actually is. I don't come around these sides again. I dare friends from work to miss another upload. I fucking dare. I'll get on my burner, bro.

37:58Cal:To be fair, the latest video. I was on my burner. The latest video. I was sat there at 7pm like, right, I'm sure this one will come out. I didn't come out until like fucking nine. Bro, I just went on the recent comment it's like bro i'm still not forgot about last week don't think we forgot don't

38:11Chip:think we moved on from last week bro you guys need to you need to address it yeah but you need to address some people i actually saw some comments people like genuinely like you can't you can't promise to upload every week and not why are we i was like sure bro go to the show it's pretty impressive what the side men have done yeah these are we're on week two yeah they fumbled it

38:33Cal:yeah I think we'll be fine from now on though no no no they've got like 47 vids loaded I think that was the issue I think Arthur came on our pod and was like yeah we got 16 vids and then it was like no vid this week that was the issue something to do with the editing teething issues that's what that just want to get it right

38:50Chip:yeah 100 %

38:51Cal:once it's rolling they've got a good team they'll be fine and they'll be making coin

38:55Chip:yeah I really liked the first video though I thought it was fucking hilarious if you can't be asked to watch the entire thing the best bit is when they're drawing like a semi-naked lad they're like doing what's it called what is it called when somebody sits there kind of naked there's a word for it life drawing yeah that's it life drawings of them and it's fucking hilarious so those four boys they're gonna create a movie if they actually just don't fuck it up yeah they're so good together they are so I tell you what I was thinking I watched the tour of the Bov House and I was like fuck that was the first time I think I felt like a bit in a stout like old YouTube was coming back it was like watching the Sidemen move in together for the first time it was like fuck the scene needed this

39:44Cal:I like how Bov Boys is slightly lower production in a way it's just more raw it's like early YouTube it feels like a little jab in there why don't you no no not meant as a jab because I think it's better like this because they can upload consistently more often and it just feels a little bit original whereas everything now is so high production that it loses a little bit of

40:03Chip:its character in a way because coming from the guy that makes the most high production shit of

40:08Cal:all time i do but i try and balance it out a little bit i'm on i'm on the other end of the

40:11Chip:spectrum yeah stinkers well yeah well i said this i think people just assumed that i was dogging on you but i said like the way you edit shit is like dog shit you could put it through ai but that's why it's good i would never expect someone to be like yo bro the way you edited that video yeah I'd be like but it would be weird you've just seen the motives it's like clicking through a snap story almost

40:32Cal:it's better to edit your own videos sometimes because no one can truly replicate what you want yeah but at like 3am this morning I wanted to it was awful

40:40Chip:have you got an LA vlog going out or sorry America vlog going out tonight yeah okay sick people will be able to watch it

40:47Cal:shout at me I'm not giving out my main guy

40:50Chip:I got a main guy for you your name's a nano banana too bro

40:53Cal:nah I've got guys I'll send one over nah I realise we've got to start gatekeeping in our staff

40:59Chip:you get nabbed yeah I got nabbed thumbnail guy got sniped oh Arthur oh you got any thumbnail guys yeah I got this guy he can help you out once maybe oh busy I'm doing friends from work now oh really how much are they paying you double it I did that today I went bro I'll double it yeah got a nice little vlog going out tonight but yeah the Bob house looks fucking that's what I was saying the Bob house looks so good did you see the bit actually I'm conscious of what we spoke about what we spoke about previously but yeah the fact I want them to do a Big Brother thing where it's just 24 hour live stream across the whole house they'll definitely do some they'll do like the FaZe blueprint a little bit and do like the streamathons and all that shit yeah would FaZe be streaming like their kitchen and stuff like that probably you know because that would be cool they said something interesting I didn't even know it was a thing like if Ginge is streaming and he walks into Chaz's room immediately Ginge's stream can see like Chaz's camera like when they walk into each other's rooms, each of the streams switch to their desktop.

42:00Does that make sense? What? No. Okay, but that's a thing.

42:04Cal:Okay, cool. Sweet, man. We'll have the comments. You guys figure that one out. I'll sit on that one, actually. Let me dwell on that. Yeah, let me go away and circle back to you on that. You can do tricks on that one, bro, and figure that out. That's all good, bro. You still mucking around with Paddle? Are you done with that now? I'm about to lock in with cardio in a big way. Oh, wait, inside. Is that out yet? I'm not speaking to you about it. No It's not out It's out on the 23rd of March So I don't know when this goes out When's this out boss? So this is next week's one

42:32Chip:So it's not out yet No I don't even care You know who I bumped into though? Who? Expressions Yesterday Yeah And obviously he's on the show Yep And you know Obviously no spoilers in that But he is very excited for it to come out Yeah And he also mentioned he's slightly concerned as well Obviously no spoilers But we'll leave it there But he's very excited He's very excited. He said you two, he enjoyed your energy and said you're actually a very sound bloke. Yeah, we got him well. Or did we? Yeah. I mean, who knows? Maybe we fucking know. You'd have to watch the show. Are you excited for it to come out?

43:07Are you nervous? I'm kind of, this sounds weird, but like, it's just been so long I just kind of want it done. I also don't rate the attention. I realize. Yeah, I kind of just want it done so I can crack on with my own shit again.

43:18Cal:Yeah, that's fair enough.

43:19Chip:You don't like the attention? Nah.

43:21Cal:Well, don't go on an episode. Yeah. No, like, it was sick. I wanted to do it

43:26Chip:and when I got out of it I was like yo that was fucking sick can't wait for that to come out but now like when I was just seeing all the announcements and shit I was like oh no get it off yeah like when I watched the fucking toughest watch ever of like my interview oh yeah we gotta talk about you no it's not even a tough it's not a tough watch at all

43:43Cal:I've watched it I'll be the first to tell you bro if you're moving like a lame fucking game the reason I think it's tough watch is because I just know it's so not me I just hate the high productions so like I'd say something and be like nah you can't say that and then like they made me get out of my nice t-shirt and put on some weird gimpy top and i was like bro it's

43:58Chip:netflix yeah but you're the only color grading color grading was enough oh the color grading was fucked yeah yeah but he said that and i was like oh well now i'm mad about that

44:11i'm really hyped for the show to come out it's just like all the promo and stuff i'm kind of like that overwhelmed by it yeah i can't wait till it comes out one because i've heard all

44:19Chip:the stories from you but now i actually want to see i hope you know what not in like a mean way but it'd be fucking hilarious if they just completely switch up on you and edit you like completely differently because you hear these stories about people doing it and they must watch it with one like storyline in their mind and then they watch it and they're like that's not come across even the latest love island there's a lot of complaints about that that's why i'm gassed netflix are letting us stream it we're allowed to stream it so i'm gonna be able to like pausing bullshit hang about yeah um but yeah there is some bits in like the diary room where you're like you say stuff and you're like oh i hope they don't put this in some random context that's a big thing because they do prompt you as well to say like certain things right they'll be like oh can you say like why has he done that why has she done that so like every time i have to do that i'd make sure i look the least serious possible i'd be laughing so it never looked like i might mad at someone when i'm not right yeah you just want to be having they don't you know you don't want them to stitch you up yeah but that is going to be pretty nuts just like whipping up Netflix and I'm on the show that is fucking insane I hope you're

45:22Cal:I hope they've got you on the poster for it they've probably got Marlon and fucking India to show it oh yeah newsflash that was me in the video big deal on the UK version though I feel like you might be on there well you'll definitely be on there I think you'll be on there they AB test on Netflix anyway so they fucking do they test on AB that's for sure no because because your name

45:44Chip:we got Dan heading up the stairs to take a shit in AB's gaff.

45:48Cal:Go on, man. Fucking gaff. He's going to see that massive fellas picture in there. Staring at you while he's pissed. He's going to be like, what the hell? Yeah, yeah. You got to check it out, bro. It's a big part of the gaff.

45:58Chip:Go on, what else? No, I'm just saying about the Netflix stuff. Do you reckon you'll get... Oh, I think you might get a bunch of you fans. I think so, yeah. Have you had any since the announcement or not really yet? It's probably too early. Nah, I probably got like... I got like an extra 20k followers quite quick. oh okay shit every reel was banging and every like posted to do with it but yeah I kind of just want to get back to the vlogs and shit I wish they would they would because you kind of mentioned it there but when it comes out like you said because it's sort of I mean this was filmed like three four months ago right December yeah yeah so it's like I just wish they could turn it around maybe within like the month yeah I feel like your hype would be much higher for it too I feel like I was a bit chopped on it as well got a dead trim right before yeah I remember that a little bit okay yeah I'm feeling 100 for it it's just the thing about being on camera all the time like every time I was going to the mirror checking for bogeys because I was like bro there's a camera somewhere like I can't have a bogey yeah that's funny if you do that's a spoiler I might not have a bogey in some episode

47:01Cal:nah you've ruined it got a premiere as well soon oh when is that I can't remember

47:06Chip:you suiting up for it

47:07Cal:is it before it drops do you think I should that was thinking I don't think so

47:11Chip:no because I'm pretty sure at these type of ones they just go stylish however if me and the boys if you and all the boys agree we agree and we like go suit shopping I think it would look better if you all did that yeah but I have a feeling you'll just rock up in a young LA fit I can't wait to go oh yeah

47:28Cal:you will yeah yeah you actually got a plus two aren't you I don't think I'm here you said he's putting fellas on yes I never said that but you can come if you want

47:36Chip:nah we'll see bro what are they showing the first episode at the premiere I've got no idea probably first two or something yeah they usually do that do we know anything about how many episodes it is and stuff like that or not well it's a week long so I guess it's a week 7-8 episodes maybe I've got no clue I'm actually so excited to watch it and then when I met Expressions yesterday I think that might be the first time that I've ever met him he's obviously going through a tough time with everything going around with his personal life

48:07Cal:oh fucking hell bro I thought you were actually about to get dark for a minute

48:10Chip:I was going to hop out and be like you chow out I'm not that bothered

48:14Cal:fine just kidding I've actually never met him though so is Spurs getting relegated on the cards? yeah is that what the streets are saying?

48:22Chip:mate they just got absolutely packed in yeah Champions League last night Champions League got packed in it was like 3-0 in 15 minutes it was fucked 4-0 win 20

48:30Cal:it did finish nice what was it 5-2 5-2

48:34Chip:yeah they got a couple consolation

48:36Cal:yeah it doesn't look as bad 5-2 well they said they tied the second half

48:39Chip:I actually don't know What was the boy Archie Gray doing? Did he play well? You know what? They just stitched him up. He's been stitched up the whole time. He's not a fucking right back, is he? Yeah, but I think he's playing in the middle lately. But even then, he's entered one of the worst ever Spurs sides. Yeah. Right. And like for a young player, ideally you walk into a team that at least has some level of cohesion. Yeah. This manager's rocked up having an absolute nightmare. And people saying he could get sacked after three or four games. That's not even forest level shit. Yeah. As a young player, even if you're a baller, you can just make a move and it's like, oh, fuck.

49:15I fucked it. Yeah. You're one just bad move away.

49:17Cal:Like, yeah. Free him up. I'm going to go to his game and wear free Archie. Like, like, copy and it was Jordan again.

49:27Chip:Huh? Oh, come on, bro. 2.9. Stop padding, bro. Look at his heat map, you dickhead. Bro. Oh, yeah. But what was everybody's scores in that? It must have been a nightmare. It's such a tough watch. Oh, the keeper.

49:42Cal:You're not the keeper. Oh my God. You see that tweet I put in the chat last night? They're talking about Spurs fans talking about how, like, finally they're going to have a competent keeper at the back and the defense is going to be less shaky and stuff.

49:53Chip:Guy's done, like, a full analysis of him.

49:55Cal:And it's fucked. Keepers had three howlers, man. Walking down, he gets hooked.

50:00Chip:In 15 minutes, he got hooked.

50:02Cal:And he's walking down the tunnel crying. Yeah, did he actually get hooked? It wasn't injury.

50:06Chip:No, no, no. He gets hooked. clip and but it's even it's so brutal from the manager because the manager doesn't even go over to him to be there like mate don't worry about it like we get you've had a fucking shocker yeah if you're gonna drag him at 15 fine i also that's fucked but you should still be going over and just letting him know like don't worry mate we'll work it out they don't even do that he just gives him the cold shoulder and they're saying carious this is worse than that this is worse than that because at least there was minor concussion shouts he can come back he can come back from this but

50:35Cal:He's got a lot to fucking Remember how shit the hell was When he joined United In the beginning

50:39Chip:Yeah that was bad

50:40Cal:Wasn't quite that game But

50:43Chip:I don't think he ever had A game like that Yeah yeah Fucking brutal

50:46Cal:Well praise up for you bro Just fucking next time Well he watches the pod

50:50Chip:That key bro Does he? Yeah yeah He'll be glad we brought this up

50:53Cal:I think we've spoken positively It's five a side on tomorrow Alright No fires Yeah you need to get Your fitness up Bro I played one So nearly threw up Like real bad Fucks it bro No, anyway though Trying to get my fitness up Play a bit more ball Obviously People have seen the highlights From the Chris and David I'm fucking cracked With the right foot You You You gotta stop You're You gotta stop doing this

51:21Chip:You're poo You keep gassing Yourself off Everybody at the football Said you were nice Oh yeah

51:27Cal:That's a fitness issue And a confidence issue I was a bit nervous You keep telling me like Oh, you don't understand So he did this Chris M. D. shoot and he goes nah finally I've redeemed myself all this stuff and I'm happy for him because I'm like yeah fairs I'm actually excited to be a bit more there you needed that especially after the JJ penalty thing we did

51:44Chip:we can't speak about that I'm looking I'm looking forward to what you're going to say here because there's no way you say I didn't fucking smash it in that video because I carried it it was alright I thought you did okay

51:54Cal:yeah I thought there was some good clips but overall you remind me of myself a bit you know like when you didn't play ball as a kid so you don't really know how to kick ball I played ball as a kid but you do that There's no chance. Strictly heads and Vs. There is no chance. Yeah, okay. Fair enough. That makes sense. No, the thing is, I just want to know why, like, Chris MD, Bach, Heinz, Chazza, I don't know why none of them could do that for EK, but I could. Why could none of them? You were just the first to do it, though. Yeah, but we were there for a minute. So, like... So it took you ages to get it done.

52:24It took everyone ages. I was the first one to do it.

52:26Chip:No, we're not taking away the credit from that.

52:28Cal:I was the only one to wrap the shoot. We're just winding you up, bro. In my opinion, you're fucking class.

52:32Chip:gorgeous shot

52:33Cal:yeah gorgeous shot by gorgeous at 5Aside it is a confidence thing I was like because you've just seen everyone try some techie shit you've got a heavy touch the fellas obviously got some good people so I'm like you've got to lock in bro have you seen the state of some of the people bro Ian's like he's got a guest don't play on finance don't mess around with Ian I was in net and I was like like I'm not like again I'm not playing into the bit I was like

52:57Chip:gagging throwing up in my mouth a little bit ate some sausage rolls before that was feeling a bit like lightheaded and then Ian was like yo let's swap get out of net and I was like go away and then like he carried him coming back and I was like bro

53:09Cal:it's not bad because he had like a knee spot on he's like middle age and I'm like bro leave me in net like I wasn't giving him a breather you need me to come along you need me to come along because you'll get a confidence boost well I'm going to start running yeah you're going to start running that was what I was meant to do in LA because George and Kai who I was with like there the whole time they went for a run on the beach every day but I didn't have running shoes and I also thought like they're good I'm going to be lagging behind don't matter though like people who run a lot they'll just fucking slow down for you it's still good I didn't want to make them like that car guy runs like 100k's and shit he does like that shit

53:40Chip:well he probably enjoyed taking a little yambach under the wing yeah he can help you out so you're gonna go for a little run today yeah nah but I'm tomorrow I'm go-karting and podcasting I'm gonna

53:53Cal:put you in zone 2 or some shit the second I get back too far I might just go on my little gym app on the treadmill and say what it tells me to do for beginner shit. I would take a spare t-shirt whether you get soaked when you're done. I actually called out a fucking gym. I lost my head a little bit on my story, didn't I? Oh, Third Space. Well, I was going Third Space and they just started saying like, nah, you can't come in at this time when it was 250 quid a month. So I was trying to keep my cortisol to a low level, but I ended up saying, suck your mum, you scammers on this story. And then the official Third Space Instagram messaged me like, is there some problems with your thing?

54:25I just looked at my story above saying, suck your mum, you scammers. I was like, oh, it's mad embarrassing. because even if they sort me out now, I'm just going to have to look at them in the face after I've told them to suck them up.

54:35Cal:To be fair, it's pretty bad what they're doing.

54:38Chip:I think it's awful, man. I can't believe. So people that don't know their spaces consider one of the top two, three luxury gyms when it comes to London. And you pay like 250 quid a month for this space. And I had been a member there. I cancelled because you got way too busy. Now, I think what they've done is they've obviously must have had quite a few people cancelled because of that and so they've gone right how can we fix this now obviously if you lower the price that jacks up the amount of people that might sign up but so what they did was they started putting in time slots in which you could go to the gym at when you're paying to if i'm paying 250 fucking pounds a month which puts you in the top five percent of gyms then let me in you should be able ideally you should be able to go in at 3 a.m and train yeah i mean i i've like already poppy workout I was like oh forgot about the time slot can I go in they're like nah and then I was like alright called them up on the desk was like can I by the way what time were you trying to go in at lunchtime on a weekend it was it was 12

55:40Cal:it was 12 on a weekend and they were like you gotta come back at 3 and I was like how's it doing so they do that because they've got they let too many people sign up in the first place can't like call it down and now it's constantly rammed so they've had to

55:55Chip:give people time slots and which is they'd rather have more so why don't if the demand is that high i don't understand why don't you just keep increasing the price now it sounds insane but at least that way the members get the full benefit of the gym yeah and yeah okay you might be paying 350 quid a month or whatever they want to jack it up to but that's that's a supply demand problem putting in these time slots either that's just fucking greedy and they're just i think it's fucked and so when you said that I was there like mate just leave

56:24Cal:you're a better one which is bigger with more space and none of that bullocks on it I'll tell you what best fucking gym experience I've ever had was so the Young LA gym is open for athletes and like celebrities you need like a private gym or whatever and we went and it was like oh shit we've closed it like which they never do and we got really unlucky we were at the door and then belled up boss man and he was just like oh yeah I'll give you the combination to get in so we just walk into this massive gym basketball court everything lights her off just get to fucking flick the light on just three of us connect to the tunes it's like the best chess session ever just shooting some hoops in my labello bullshit you had a private

57:02Chip:private gym in LA I can dunk you actually can you were doing that the one I loaded on the one I loaded on Instagram kind of not great but the one I'm like an inch away from doing it it definitely counts

57:13Cal:but like it's not it wasn't a flat and I wasn't bouncing it out of it everyone's like you're travelling you're travelling I was like bro the ball was flat you got a good vertical but the one on the one in my vlog was good yeah but the one on my vlog was actually a pretty valid dunk I didn't watch I'd love to just get to that gym every morning and just shoot some hoops shoot some hoops bro forget about my problems play the rim play the rim hit the board haven't heard of it bounce some rubber so long gold life that we have

57:42Chip:got plenty of time to do that you'll be alright I'll get I'll get a little hoop I thought you were gonna say going to the gold's gym was gonna be you said that was sick but like this is the famous gold gym is it 50 quid day pass like it's just because like it's like the the mecca of bodybuilding it is a sick gym and outdoors bit sick but like is everyone like a meathead in there is it kind of like it's kind of a it's a lot of tourists but like yeah kind of like i don't know it's a bit overpriced and i fucked my arm when i was there so i barely even trained that's a good description of the place bro yeah no i'm I'm sure it's sick if you're dialed in or whatever.

58:19Cal:Is it massive inside, multiple floors? Yeah. It's a big old gaff. Arnold still bops around there, here and there. It actually must be slightly annoying for him to be prepared for him.

58:29Chip:I feel like in a gym community, is it not one of those? It's like a respect thing almost. When somebody's working out, they just say like, let him get his work out. No, there are some people

58:37Cal:that just don't fucking acknowledge him.

58:39Chip:Kneel? Yeah. You have to kneel. Okay, in front of the girl. To be fair, he was a bit of a prick to me when I met him. I didn't meet him, but I was like, oh, I can have a pic. And he was like, ugh. And walked off. And then I asked again. And he was like, oh, fine.

58:52Cal:That's the governor of California, bro. But at the same time, I'm like... He probably gets... Well, if I'm his age and people are saying, yo, fuck me, am I just like, yo, bro, I've had this for too long. Get out of my face. You know? Yeah, you're probably having a long day. Maybe you have an expired date on this whole clout shit. Speaking of clout, Faze Banks follows me now. Oh, yeah. Did you drop your message? Nah. What did he follow you for? I just started following him because I realized I didn't follow him. Oh. fair enough pretty cool I guess

59:18Chip:nah I got pissed off when because his whole meme is like this guy's like 40 40 by the way doing all this shit and yeah he's not that old

59:26Cal:he's 35 yeah 34 or whatever

59:29Chip:yeah and I was like oh I feel like I've been lied to I used to find those memes kind of funny and now I'm like no they're kind of doing them dirty

59:34Cal:yeah he's actually quite close to my age so it can't be that funny the Mike Malak ones are more accurate but he's actually how old is Mike? he's one of the most overhated dons I've always thought that you know I've watched The Night Shift since day one and I've always rated him on the pod and he always just gets memed so hard which is funny but like

59:50Chip:he's got a good story yeah he's such a calm guy bounce back and also he's just kind of living life a lot of people in his position probably not stay

59:58Cal:let him live his life he's been through some shit if he wants to fucking do all this at 40 go ahead bro because you were 14 and 20

1:00:04Chip:we need to get him on the pod because I want to ask him is this by choice or are you actually trying to settle down it's by choice from what I've seen on the night shift it's kind of like he's like bro I'm happy just doing

1:00:15Cal:this shit fucking instagram models people get so that in their own head like nah i can't believe he's doing it bro just let him fucking do you do your shit bro you're in the comments coming about another man's life you are your life it's no it's like 15 year old like we've been like bro settle down what let him live yeah let him enjoy himself you're the only two guys with burger memes as well

1:00:38Chip:yo yeah there's a burger to me he did reach out to me and he said yo um we need to go and like try a bunch of burgers what's his burger brand?

1:00:46Cal:we'll get him on top 5 10-10 10-10 burger yeah top 5

1:00:51Chip:top 5 burgers top 5 burgers ranked number 5 alright boys let's wrap this thing up anyways we gotta go do this go kind of business

1:00:58Cal:otherwise we'd carry on

1:00:59Chip:the next episode will be

1:01:02Cal:the last episode

1:01:03Chip:the last and final one of the season I hope I'm there I hope you're there as well

1:01:07Cal:if you're committed to the pod you'll be there

1:01:09Chip:if you actually rate what we're doing you'll be there I'll give all the viewers as a grand if I'm not there. All right. I like that. All right, guys. You're going to be there for the final lap. We will see you all in a bit. Thank you for joining us. AB, thank you for having us. No worries. Welcome to your time. And like I said, we've got this loaded special that's cooking right now. We've got a bunch of good content over there, so make sure you go ahead and check it out. We are also running 20 % off to celebrate our two years. So we'll leave a code. It's going to be on the screen now or in the show notes or the description of the video.

1:01:41Chip:Head on over there. use the code you get 20 % off enjoy it and uh we'll see you guys on the next step the final one of the season baby all the best bye