277. The End of The Fellas?! Chip Buy’s a Footballers Car & Weirdest Initiation Confessions…

7:10Chip:Yeah. Yeah.

7:11Cal:Um, I think already the set just for like the shell of it is like 20, 25.

7:18Chip:The shell of it. Okay. So to put up some fucking walls. Chill out.

7:23Cal:Saved money on a sofa. save money on the sofa and that's the thing there ain't even

7:28Chip:many walls going

7:31Cal:but there are so many there are cool things if it comes together like how it looks in the render that's my then it will be one of the best sets it will be a set people will enjoy it and people will think this is another nice vibe it'll be a movie scene that's what it'll be it'll be really nice if it comes together how it's meant to look so but because it's quite difficult to make and do what we're doing it can I think it can go wrong

7:55Chip:stop saying this but that's just part and parcel of life no but it'll go wrong but you'll fix it and make it right of course we'll fix it but I'll have to spend

8:03Cal:more money the timeline that we've set it's the timeline that's making it difficult how long do you have

8:12Chip:to make it not long

8:13Cal:so it's Monday now and by next Monday all of this has to be gone everything that we're sat in everything in this room all the lighting the scaffolding has to change and then all the new set has to come in and there's so much like even the floor is a massive part of the set the floor has to be intricately done you know there are details there that have to be right you know there is something that's so big that i couldn't get it through any of the doors of the studio so i have to take it apart and rebuild it in here there are some crazy bits in it there are really cool things like okay you know we tried to keep the dynamic of how did the guests come in a set in a fun way yeah so we've done that okay um which other sets other shows have done since we did it i've noticed

8:57Chip:that yeah shout out to shout you know what shout out to everybody uh jumping on the wave somebody's

9:03Cal:gotta do it somebody's gotta pave the way okay that's uh well you've actually got me excited

9:09Chip:because i know you care a lot like this is ultimately like your crown jewel that's what this is when it comes to your work here at the fellow studios this is your crown jewel yeah i I mean, I just, I'm still ordering bits on Amazon this morning.

9:21Cal:You're already giving me stress. Like this morning I was like, oh, I need to order a blanket. And there was a blanket for 50 pounds. There was a blanket for 200 pounds.

9:31Chip:You did not spend 200 pounds on a blanket. Such a small difference between the two as well.

9:36Cal:And I went, I'll just get the 200 grand on.

9:38Chip:Why?

9:39Cal:Because it's just like, oh, you just might as well at that point. No, but it's a blanket. We're not, oh, you know what?

9:44Chip:I'm not even going to get baited into this shit.

9:46Cal:Yesterday I was buying cushion covers, right? And I was like, I love these ones and I love these ones and I love these ones. So I'll pick two out of the three because we'll probably need two out of three. In the end, I just bought all three. Just so we got options. I know you'll want your options. No, I don't give a fuck. I want, I want you. Oh, I'm sure someone will return them. Right. Anyways.

10:13Chip:We're in financial ruin. How are you guys? yeah we are in fact yeah so expect a lot more ads i know you guys love those in the comments but um

10:21Cal:oh yeah people always get on so it's like ad every two minutes we can't control that though really yeah like ads you put the ad slots in and youtube kind of just it delivers an ad or it doesn't in that spot let me introduce you to youtube premium in that sense well it kind of is but it kind of isn't yeah youtube premium is i don't want to show from but it's probably like one of the best um the best subscription that i have yeah like if you use if you're a huge we

10:44Chip:don't even give stanley up for the thing because i want him to be in the trenches yeah so just behind loaded youtube premium that's a great point that's a great point well great it is only

10:54Cal:6.99 i say only 6.99 can be a lot how much is compared to premium for us well again premium like it's covering the whole of youtube bro it's like 15 pound 99 bump that is quite expensive but if you're like if you use youtube more than like netflix and stuff yeah that's fair they should make an all-in-one kind of like subscription where's a little bit of discount where you just get everything yeah just like because a lot of people oh to be fair yeah somebody told me they could get me one of them the other day and i was like what do you make it sound like some sort of

11:29Chip:crazy underworld thing like i'm pretty sure you could just go anywhere and cop this well you can't

11:33Cal:just walk into pc world and say you've got dodgy five stick mate you i guarantee you those are selling them out the back of pc world potentially potentially uh yeah nah because my mom was saying i canceled disney plus today so i could get apple tv and i was like damn you're just trading one for

11:49Chip:the other yeah they'll trade they'll swap all the time i would say that's not a bad uh i don't know they're both it was like an easier way to do it yeah um all right let's do uh let's talk a little bit about the uh the season season four is that what we were on yeah so season four lasted two and a half years fuck me how long support actually been going now six years well it was no it was five wasn't we had we had five six years in november october sorry started in october 2020 yeah that was it fuck all right um let's rank the fellas sets then chip since we're on the topic of it all you still like you still hate neon signs if there's a neon sign i'm not even doing the pod you're but you're so much better than neon signs it's actually fucked if you've made a pod with a neon sign what was the next topic what if it's like a vintage thing that's like i'm meant to be kind of broken and shit that's fine that's fine if it's like uh apocalyptic style like it's like yeah but if it says if it says fellas podcast i'm just been in it i didn't say that don't say that but it's close um cool so let's do season uh uh sorry let's rank the the fellas podcast set now that we're here yeah let's do it number one is this so there's no point no because we've got we've got space for number one for the for the next one we can't rank the next one number one no one knows what it looks like you but you do yeah i do yeah we

13:09Cal:still hype you know yeah it is it is gonna be epic but this is the this is the crown babe this is the winner it's like then why are we leaving it because what sort of hype man are you you're dog shit because it's nice to have change right now it's like messi's was boss's best ever player but eventually they had to part ways shit don't what do you want to know why they had to do that

13:32Chip:is because barcelona were in financial ruin don't compare us to barcelona now we're more like the real madrid that new one oh stop that stop that right now stop that the listeners he's just done a weird little TikTok dance.

13:48Cal:Stop trying to make 73 a thing either. Winding me up. Sorry. Okay, fine. Number one, this one.

13:54Chip:I'll go number two, this one. I actually think the next one.

13:57Cal:I actually don't like any of the other ones that we've ever made.

14:00Chip:Like, they're honestly pretty shit.

14:02Cal:Okay. Well, let's rank them in terms of shitness. Okay, five. All of them. One, this one. Potentially zero, the next one, but I'll leave space in two.

14:11Chip:Don't be putting, just type them out. Oh, you know what?

14:14Cal:Actually for me, I'll go number two, the very first one, because it's, it was, um, we, we made that on a shoestring. Yeah. We spent 4 ,000 pounds on that one. Yeah. Or 5 ,000. And we saved like two to three grand for cameras. How much did we put in each?

14:32Chip:It was like three and a half K each. Not two and a half.

14:34Cal:Yeah. Okay.

14:35Chip:That was it. Yeah. We bought some cameras with the leftovers or whatever. Uh huh. Um, well, I think we were using a lot of our own cameras at the time as well. Just plugging in dummy batteries. Yeah, that was it.

14:45Cal:Yeah, we spent money on dummy batteries. And the cameras would have been like different to each other.

14:49Chip:I would actually say for the money that it was worth, I would agree that the very first set, but I mean, looking back at it, it's pretty bare. But honestly, the lighting in there was actually quite good. I'm going to look at some... Was it? Or like our faces would look good in clips.

15:05Cal:We look good in clips. So funny looking back at that stuff.

15:08Chip:But like the lights behind us wouldn't work. they were just like these little LED strips that you would put behind your TV they were just curled up in a ball and put in there to make it look like a light bulb because we didn't actually have any wiring for them

15:21Cal:yeah and they were like them ones that you get the cheap remote with

15:24Chip:that's what I mean yeah like the Philips things

15:27Cal:let me how do I check lifetime we know we hit like check this out right when we started that pod we gained 28k subs in a day

15:36Chip:yeah it was insane day the first day i remember when we did this podcast started off so much better than we ever

15:46Cal:imagined that's why we ended up doing all this stuff we had 100k subs in four days jesus mate i'm telling you this was because i don't we weren't like the first to do it because you obviously had happy hour and a lot of other pods running about but there wasn't many youtube pods

16:03Chip:back then was there one there wasn't many youtube pods but there was definitely none with a set yeah they were like an actual set audio really weren't it we'd come in with a theme we created like all this obviously at the time you had joe rogan but i wouldn't even call that a set at the time it was just kind of the room that he'd done in happy hour again was in um like an actual soundproofed room oh yes so all these places all these podcasts were just done in rooms yeah

16:28Cal:whereas video podcasting hadn't taken off properly yeah now it has and and clips are Well clips weren't a thing back then really No but we were doing them back then Yeah they weren't really like TikTok wasn't massive Was TikTok around then?

16:41Chip:Or had it just No No it wasn't It wasn't because I remember I was still No it must have been No it was musically at the time No no no it must have been Because TikTok was 2018 And you guys didn't start in 2020 Yeah but Or like But we didn't Sorry TikTok was around But we didn't like Take it seriously Yeah it wasn't like clips of that It was just like people Taking like So where are you putting this first First I like this in number three. Mate, number one is going to be the new set. We've got five slots here. I like number two for this, bro.

17:12Cal:We can't rank a set that doesn't exist yet. Yes, we can. How? Hype, man. People know there's a reason to be hyped. It's costing a fucking fortune. Hey, money doesn't know it. Fine, all right, we'll take it out. So we're only ranking four sets. By the way, you want to know something? Even though this set and how detailed it'll be and stuff like that, it's still cheaper than some of the other podcasts that you see out there. That's crazy. Not in the studio though. Not in our studio. Because other people are getting bumped. Yeah, when we heard some of the prizes that people are paying. We were actually getting scammed out there.

17:43Chip:Someone paid six figures for their pod, didn't they? For their set. And we felt...

17:46Cal:I think a lot of them have. Like a lot of some of the big ones and they'll just get like, not crap, but they'll just get some of that's not worth six figures.

17:53Chip:Yeah, clearly. Okay, so number two, we're going to put in season one, the very first one. Yeah, I agree with you.

18:01Cal:on that i was gonna put that there yeah it just holds a lot so those little lanterns on the thing

18:07Chip:above us they didn't work did they that's why i've just been spending sorry no oh i thought you were

18:12Cal:referencing the the blue light sorry no no no i was talking because that's what i said we curled up the led strips and oh yes of course wow and do you remember like that little spotify logo that we had well that they sent us and we were like oh we'll get this spotify deal one day yeah no well

18:28Chip:I think in this one, we said, we'll get a tattoo. If we ever got Spotify deal,

18:33Cal:that was in that set. Fucking pain. And then literally, I think it was only six, no, a year afterwards. Nathan Daw on a season. Is that season two set? Season two. I don't really like this one. I think this is my least favorite one. It's too harsh on the eyes. It was too warm. Yeah. The color in the videos is really warm.

18:52Chip:But the idea of it was good. We had the interactive spinning wheel. We had the Sambuca alarm in the middle.

18:58Cal:I actually think if we had this set now with our new lighting set, it would look better. We were still a bit new to it back then. But I don't like that. There's too many bulbs in the background. A lot of red. It's too harsh on the eyes, I think. But yeah, no, some of the ideas are cool. We were pushing the boat out a bit here, weren't we?

19:15Chip:Yeah, I thought the wheel was great, but we ended up abandoning the wheel because we just kept asking people their body counts.

19:22Cal:Yeah, I also don't like how I just don't feel comfy to me to look at.

19:27Chip:like we don't look comfy yeah yeah i'm putting this in last our season two one to the people listening season two was our circus themed one we had a spinning wheel behind we had a sambuca um like tap in the middle that randomly throughout episodes a sambuca alarm would go off and we'd just do that this was during the time where every episode we were getting blackout drunk

19:48Cal:we actually were every episode we were getting drunk yeah it was that crazy that just shows like we were just in our 20s fucking around so good though good times man now we only do it like once

19:59Chip:a year yeah but it's because we keep filming at 9 and 10 a.m before we used to rock up 6 p.m just

20:06Cal:get on it and then head out i bet there'll be a lot of listeners that miss that though yeah i know

20:11Chip:but at the same time mate honestly the the podcast was unlistenable after about 45 minutes because of how drunk we get it's true it's true okay so what we put in this in last yeah yeah all right Season two circuit set going in fourth place. That leaves us with two more. We've obviously got the 165th floor where that was born. I hate this one as well. What?

20:34Cal:I like this one. You know, I haven't picked a pick. Sorry, Stanley screenshotted the sets for us to look at. And then the screenshot. Yeah.

20:43Chip:Oh, this was the L Brooke episode. Is it? You don't need to be. This is one of the only ones I've missed. This and the Katie Price one. Yeah. That you've missed.

20:51Cal:Those are the two big ones. I think I missed one other as well Shits and gigs first one

20:55Chip:Yeah that was it

20:56Cal:Good track record that though For five, six years

21:02Chip:And yeah so this I like this This is where we had our very first The way somebody would enter into the set They came up the 165th elevator

21:12Cal:Actually yeah I forgot about that

21:13Chip:We had some really good moments in this set too We had the first episode of Max Goddard in here We had Aaron Ramsdale on the pod That for us was a monster pod Big up Aaron Ramsdale for coming on He was a fan of the podcast He was, I don't know if he still is

21:29Cal:Oh, was this one? Yeah

21:30Chip:Oh man, I'd love to get him back on This is the one where he had The episode with, I think it was a Halloween And We had Guests that we'd never seen before Or heard of

21:43Cal:What was the name of the lad that drank all the beers?

21:48Chip:John May John May Yeah And then Ryan Wimbridge Was the guy Yeah Both of them I didn't Yeah I didn't really know them That was a funny thing We also had moments Where we changed The big issue with this Because there were so many screens In the background Of our 165th floor set Was that One there would always be Little things that would go wrong And two We didn't really get the chance

22:10Cal:To change it as much as we wanted Yeah it was quite expensive To do a Like Yeah Whole background Yeah I think we only had a few I can't remember what the latest, the last one ended up looking like. Yeah. Some kind of sunset thing with a cruise ship in the background. We had a Halloween one one time. We had a Halloween one. Yeah. Yeah. It was nice at least. I think this is like the third best. Yeah. I don't like how like the image I could just, you couldn't really tell on camera, but in person, I just hated how I could just tell it wasn't crystal clear. Yeah. You couldn't tell on the, on the.

22:43Chip:But that just irked me and it just made it feel like I wasn't really in the clouds. so I wasn't really immersed. Maybe it was the fact that you just walked through shortage.

22:52Cal:And again, I'm just, this is, these desks.

22:55Chip:What is this? We got rid of that, didn't we? What is this?

22:58Cal:Good morning fucking America, East London. Good morning Hackney. Exactly. Don't like that. Yeah. Out with a news presenter and then into... No, we've already, so that just leaves us with one, which is this set. Have you not got a picture of this set just so I can...

23:16Chip:Yeah, any chance.

23:17Cal:you're looking at it kind of right now just type it in i like to see the images are really well

23:21Chip:taken the images um but yeah so then we have this in number one yes which is great and this is this is that's the reason why we kept this for two and a half years it's so cozy isn't it it is but let me tell you the two chairs that were on there are horror so i can't wait to see the back of them

23:37Cal:yeah but you know what it's actually more difficult than you think to try and get chairs that like match up in height because when there's because if you want to get different materials yeah that's the thing these are the same height but because this is sunken and this is this leather

23:51Chip:you just fall into that but it helps me out it makes me don't look as small I was looking up to you on the one of the previous sets and it actually just wowed me up I said I could never as you should lol bro so yeah that leaves us that leaves us with this set man this is it's gonna be one to want to say goodbye to goodbye sweet prince

24:12Cal:Go on, drop a little kiss on the table Think about all the people

24:15Chip:Who's been the biggest guest that we've had on On this set Is it Peter Crouch? Peter Crouch was massive

24:26Cal:I wouldn't say they're necessarily the biggest But they were really good James and Joe For our audience that was probably one of the biggest Because everybody fucking loved that

24:36Chip:Can you go on to the channel And just pull up most popular vits

24:40Cal:Yeah, yeah, because I can't remember

24:42Chip:So yeah, we had that Obviously we've had JJ on the pod as well Not on this set We haven't had JJ on in two and a half years That can't be true That is true, I've never been in a recording with him before

24:56Cal:Alright, but does that mean he definitely wasn't there? He also wasn't in season three either You're lying I'm not lying

25:04Chip:Not Quinn's fucking circus

25:06Cal:He's not been on the pod in three and a half years set. That's not right. That's not right. Right now, there's no way. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. That's right. Look, he... I don't believe that. Let's go for a few here. That is right. Wow.

25:26Chip:Troy Deeney. Big one. What's that? Troy Deeney. Big one on this set. Troy Deeney. He was great as well. Troy Deeney was class on it. Do you remember?

25:34Cal:Yeah, he was good in a lot of stories.

25:37Chip:He was a good talker. so good wait wait it's going a little too quick for my tiny little mouse brain

25:42Cal:I'm touching the fellas KSI are they right well I can't even find the app it's the circus one it's the right has he ever done an app

25:48Chip:yes he has yeah he's definitely done an app it's on no no he has mate he has done one because I no like more recently because I remember specifically him being on and then I had to send it through to his PR and they came back they cut off they cut down the podcast by an entire hour at the time i'm telling you he wasn't on it

26:11Cal:nah i'm getting i'm getting like mad at now i'm getting mad he was on pitch so he's been on pitch he went on the club as well no no no no no i'm telling you he wasn't this is confusing the fuck out of me this can't be right is it right yeah it's right what three and a half years i've never been on yeah something feels off about this so this feels like what's it called when you what's the effect the mandela effect nah maybe we just we do there is a lot of podcast man i'm down hold on try not to laugh with k okay oh no yeah you've just whacked him in it's because because

26:49Chip:we have him in the title of quite a few things it's actually made it quite difficult secret to ksi success yeah sorry about this jj you haven't been on but you've been in a lot of our titles

26:58Cal:you spot on parcel of the game at the end of the day all right guys well look so it turns out

27:03Chip:that we haven't had JJ on. When it gets to August, it's going to be four years since we've had him on. I'm going to do, hold on, hold on. I'm going to voice note him right now. Well, tell him. Yeah. No, because I'm going to, I'm going to voice note him right now. I'm going to say new set, bro. You have to come off. To be fair, we've got... Nah, JJ, we're just doing our final episode on this set. Obviously, we're ending the season. I've just found out you haven't been on the podcast in, it's going to be almost four years. we were just doing that oh when did we last have you on and then we looked at the set that you were on and it's almost four years bro so I'm going to be belling your line at some point to jump on the pod on the new set for the new season but yeah it's fucking crazy you've got away with murder you've got away with not being on here for four years so we're coming back bro we're coming back

27:50Cal:we're feasting we need to milk that we're going to milk you

27:53Chip:like the pig that you are

27:57Cal:so yeah alright voice note sent go on what other big guests have we had go on most popular well that'll be just clips from old stuff it's way easy to do this um yeah jamie hudson again

28:09Chip:that was great jamie hudson's is always fantastic i think we've had specs on this one yeah this one was great is always great oh joe weller coming on yeah well yes of course that was big mega syndicate was great as well i love the syndicate episode although syndicate not i've been trying to do a loaded video and get us up to um his gaff up to his gaff yeah to film like a pod on his farm but he doesn't seem too receptive to the idea yet so I'm gonna have to work on that

28:38Cal:he's probably working on some big stuff yeah absolutely AB was introduced

28:43Chip:was this AB's first and only set yeah he came on it we need to do more stuff you see when AB rocks up and we all wore vests we need to do more shit like that that's funny I'm happy to do that now alright chill out fucking hell post no problem

29:01Cal:Matt Armstrong yeah good point I've been watching Matt Armstrong's videos a lot recently I really enjoy them can we just talk about

29:08Chip:Matt Armstrong quickly because I watched it did you watch the one he uploaded yesterday

29:12Cal:no I'm not onto the Bugatti one yet so you're not a super fan like me I'm currently watching a Ferrari one okay well

29:18Chip:the Bugatti series is absolutely absurd to the people that don't know you might not even know who Matt Armstrong is might be a new viewer don't give too many

29:25Cal:spoilers out there bro oh bro we're not doing that No, we are because I'm going to watch it. This is a big one. I know about it.

29:32Chip:No, I'm skipping clips and shit about it. No, you're not. Yes, I am.

29:37Cal:So I don't get told the story so I can watch.

29:39Chip:Okay, well, then you're going to need to do that. I can't believe we're treating this like Stranger Things or something. This is insane. First of all, you don't like Stranger Things.

29:46Cal:Let's go more Lord of the Rings.

29:47Chip:Okay, fine. You're treating this like a season one prison, right? This is so specific. It's big. You know, it's big. So Matt Armstrong, if you haven't watched the episode, highly recommend it he's a fantastic fella and what he does is he goes and fixes up nowadays a lot of these supercars but he originally started like fixing up up his own own whips um and he's just embarked on fixing a bugatti per sport right chiron per sport which is like a you know i think it's like a five million quid six million quid car and it is the is my go-to youtube series right

30:26Cal:now as soon as he uploads one i'm watching how many um can you just go back quickly how many videos are on the bugatti right now um let's have a little look i'm watching not that one there not that ferrari one let's go down that one there rebuilding the cheapest ferrari 458

30:43Chip:okay yeah that's a that's a solid one um but yeah anyway so he's done this there's a whole story about him trying to buy it it looked like he wasn't gonna repair it yeah and then he's finally got it and the bugatti ceo made an entire video about him because originally he was there like i'll message bugatti for some parts ask them to like send some stuff and bugatti where they're like absolutely not you're not said the only way this car gets repaired is if you send it to us and they were they're like we're not sending it to you because one they're just gonna they were they quoted crazy money to get it done um and you know it would take absolutely ages blah blah blah They might not even want it back on the road again.

31:24Chip:Maybe they wouldn't even give it back to him. Who knows?

31:26Cal:How the fuck does it get in shock? Is it going to get in shock?

31:29Chip:Bro, it's America. They'll be away. And the Bugatti CEO makes a video about the whole thing. They're like, you cannot repair this yourself. One, the tools and expertise and level to do this. Yeah. It's just, you just, it's not possible. Like he straight up says, it's not possible for you to do this. they have to separate the car in half um in order to repair this vehicle um there's loads of safety stuff um and matt armstrong kind of just says like fuck it bro i'm uh i'm gonna give it a go you know i've so he's gone and done this and he does it with his dad which i think is just like the sickest thing ever it's him and his dad his dad is an unbelievable character in these videos yeah and um alex the um the guy that actually owns it the guy that crashed it and owns it he's like a, I think he's some sort of like Forex trader or something like that.

32:21Chip:God knows how he made his peas. Um, he's kind of asked, he asked Matt to come and fix this for him. And just watching him do this to a 5 million pound car is absurd. Uh, and the way he story tells it as well, you can see he's now understands like how to storytell. And so he leaves you hanging a little bit, but it's not like in a horrible way where you get to the end of the video and it's a cliffhanger you don't get that so you feel gassed at the end of the video um and yeah overall it's just the sickest project ever i would recommend everybody even if you're not into cars i'm not into cars like this yeah i've never repaired a car i've never picked up a fucking wrench in my life right but this to me is just the best shit ever so shout out to matt armstrong i would love

33:08Cal:to get him on post bugatti oh yeah we have to talk about it we got to well i'll get around to that watch the whole thing and then we'll get him on absolutely by the way in the time that we've just

33:18Chip:spoken about matt armstrong here we go what he's replied with four jj's replied after my voice note

33:27Cal:he said four years holy shit ha ha ha ha ha ha pick the best fucking time what he's saying like

33:34Chip:we've picked the best time to get him on now because he's in this crazy grind mode yeah and with everything going on obviously he purchased um daggerman redbridge and we haven't really

33:43Cal:spoken about that um and that's obviously been a bit crazy bit of a motive well we'll save it we'll

33:49Chip:let him we'll let him talk about yeah um do you know how many episodes that we've done in this set stan you got the stats for us what's that 120 120 episodes in in this set um we've done about half a million youtube views on this set is that right or just you half a half a billion half a billion half a billion shit half a billion views and then I think that's a cross for rhythm I like this one 20 million hours of watch time for how many do you know how much more productive the world would have been if that 20 million hours of human time

34:28Cal:we could have we could have cured cancer we could have picked society bro you know that image where it's like flying cars in a beautiful society and everything it's like a utopia that could have been life if people weren't dialing into this fucking Degenerate Podcast. Oh, it's only the 825 ,000 years. Days. Days. I asked you to do it in days and you've, years and you did it in days. That's valid. Here, just click date. Just click, if you click date, it'll pop up.

34:55Chip:There you go. Yeah. Oh.

35:00Cal:2 ,266 calendar years spent watching this pod. That's, no. Watching this set. This set. This set. 22 centuries.

35:09Chip:22 centuries.

35:10Cal:all right guys

35:11Chip:and that is only this set as well this is cooked that's so funny um yeah that's awesome though we're grateful for that thank you for listening in absolutely

35:22Cal:so let's all let's all have a drink to celebrate tonight everybody everybody

35:27Chip:when you're at the dinner table and your mum goes dinner come down and say nah this dinner

35:33Cal:this is for the fellas set this is for season four exactly and as you know times are tough you know it's expensive to go out and drink just sell some raise your fork sell your mom oh you know the

35:46Chip:gary v thing where it's like just doing a yard sale you ever heard of they'll go up to him they're like man i'm struggling shit so you can get a pint they'll go up to gary v and they'll be like um man i'm struggling like financially i'm struggling and then always his first response is

36:00Cal:have you done a yard sale i remember when i was a kid i used to put shit up on ebay but ebay was a lot different and I either I was mega stupid I didn't realize but I was listing stuff on eBay

36:10Chip:and people were just turning up at my door like I'm here for the fucking guitar hero controller

36:17Cal:and my dad would be like what the fuck are you on about and they'll be like Josh I'm like oh no

36:22Chip:this little 15 year old kid walks in the door oh no it's not for sale

36:28Cal:I remember there was a guy that kicked off at the door and then left

36:32Chip:well yeah i would fucking kick off as well fair enough you've trekked it across god knows how far to get here to get this guitar hero thing i swear there was a time as well where you could

36:42Cal:comment on ebay and i remember missing up a game game for like 80 quid which is obviously well overpriced and everyone in the comments was like you must be selling 10 of them taking a piss out of me but i don't i think i was just mucking around just testing the wall I suppose you're an entrepreneur for the day dot.

37:00Chip:Gary V would be proud.

37:04Cal:Oh, buy low, sell high. Can't really go wrong with it, can you? The old classic. The old reliable. Yeah, exactly. Oh, we had David Dobrik on, didn't we?

37:14Chip:I was in front and centre. Any time they're behind you in Mead Ship, it usually means we've rinsed them for a title.

37:20Cal:We never get big Americans, do we? We had Basement Yard. We had other Americans. Dr.

37:24Chip:Mike. Basement Yard was brilliant. Dr. Mike was class. Here's a weird one. I actually just saw a thing of Dr. Mike going on the basement yard. And do you want to know what? They didn't see it. They all dressed up in like a doctor's outfit. I was there like, nicely done. We could have done that. Good touch. Nice touch. Well, I think in the next set, whatever it is, we just got to dress up more.

37:46Cal:Right. Okay. Is that how it works? That's how it is. Well, maybe my, all right, this, this episode, we've got porn star on. So we're all just, Speaker 3 0. We got a man. Keeney. Yeah.

37:59Chip:We haven't had a porn star on in ages. What's the fellow with the absolute massive hog on it.

38:04Cal:We had Sophie, the cut destroyer. Yeah. Rest in peace. RIP. RIP.

38:10Chip:She was lovely. Yeah. She was sound. She made, she was one of them. Maybe one of the biggest apps.

38:15Cal:Speaker 3 0. She was a crazy, like, like crazy personality as well. Like that was like came off that episode like damn like what what we just been experienced she kept asking us for a

38:25Chip:threesome it said no said no but in the episode she's like oh like if it was right now we could just go right now i probably was missing the signs bro um so yeah she was that was one of our biggest ever episodes that was the circus one that yeah no yeah it was dial in buddy no it wasn't sir I didn't need a brain transplant at this point as well no they punched too many holes in my head

38:55Cal:alright fine shit when's it gonna start falling out soon soon I'm back on the hats

39:01Chip:to be fair I've been missing the hats the hats are just sat in the corner of my flat do you know how nice this is to look at you can see your face and shit

39:08Cal:what you gotta understand the hats they create shadows and everything

39:11Chip:nah it all goes tits up I've got like two months of back on the hats people are just gonna have to throw it but when we got in a new set and we'll be wearing a hat I'll be like, ah.

39:18Cal:Surely your hat gets like, your head gets itchy and hot with a hat on.

39:22Chip:No, it's actually not bad.

39:23Cal:Once you perfect the art of the hat. Mine gets so itchy, but I got knits. Lovely.

39:32Cal:Is this the end game set Stanley's got? What, the new one? Stanley was asking, is it the end game set? Is it? I'll be honest with you.

39:38Chip:I don't see a world where this podcast ends.

39:41Cal:I was, I'm thinking about that. Like, when do we go, right? Like, we'll probably have to pack this up now.

39:48Chip:I love chatting on to the I love the day I don't get a hate comment. I'll stop it. We can just do it on zoom. Cause that means I've completed it. Zoom pod.

39:58Cal:Yeah. Are we just like, we just build our own sets in the background of the zoom. Or just buy a house for the pod and just do it there. Right. Yeah.

40:11Chip:So aren't doing it for us now. We need to acquire an entire house. We'll live in it. What go back. Oh, you see the Bob boys have got a gaff now.

40:19Cal:Oh, shit. Yeah. It's nice as well. Am I right in saying, I saw some, and you never know now these days if it's just a shit made up title. Is it Pogba's old house? Pogba slash Anthony?

40:31Chip:No, I heard it was Anthony's. Or do you reckon it was Pogba's then Anthony's?

40:34Cal:Both of them lived in it, but I don't know. It does look like it could be. It's really nice.

40:38Chip:Yeah. Nice. proper sit. Although, yeah, have you seen the, uh, Ginger's, um, well, Ginger's room is already flooded Has it? Yeah, there's like a massive leak through the ceiling from Chaz's room into Ginger's Oh, that's nice, isn't it?

40:56Cal:That's what you want, you move in and instantly there's just a mega leak I saw Ginger's got two rooms

41:00Chip:Of course he does.

41:01Cal:Got a streaming room and a bedroom but I think it's because he said he took the worst bedroom I don't think he did, mate, it looks alright to me So that he could take, I don't know, something like that I think all the rooms are nice so I don't think it's really nice. It's a nice gaffe yeah it's a lovely house

41:15Chip:this is exactly what they needed too it's the right decision to get one of these this is gonna make them mega because it's like you know with all these streams you had like the FaZe house obviously the Sidemen house in order to be a massive streaming group you need to be turn off the TV for me Stan Chip can't stop watching oh sorry you're right

41:34Cal:it's hard when you I'm chatting to you and I'm not chatting to you yeah look at me in the fucking eyes it's true turn it off you got a remote

41:42Chip:the whole thing yeah the whole thing I get distracted by visual. I'm a visual learner. I've already looked at you for too long, bro. Don't care. You're going to look at me for longer now.

41:50Cal:Oh, nah. I need stimuli. Stop that shit, bro.

41:54Chip:Stop using words that you don't really know. Nah, come on. You know me. Stimulosis. Is that what it is?

41:59Cal:But anyway, what were we talking about? Sorry. Go back to Bob Boys. Yeah, you need a streaming house. Content house. Content house. Only thing I never did, and I kind of wish I did do one of those. I've always wanted to do one.

42:09Chip:But at the same time, what, living with Theo?

42:11Cal:Was it a content house? not really was it what me and Theo Theo was dialed him doing Road to Rooney every night Road to Rooney lasted about two episodes as well no he actually did it for fucking time like let me pull up Theo sorry to go on my phone here but for all that don't remember but no one no one cares well I think this is quite interesting you don't know about Theo Baker plays

42:34Chip:yeah but this was his main channel oh it was no wait Stanley Stanley I need him just to look at me for a bit

42:40Cal:this was his main channel right and I'd have just pulled it up just to show you like Rooney's Rampage. Rooney's Rampage. That was one of them but he actually did bare episodes so just to give you some insight. Three years ago was the last upload and it was Jairzinho and he did 55 episodes. Jairzinho's journey. 55 episodes of that. And before that, he did bear with me Rooney's Rampage. 123 episodes. Sick. He actually was dialed in a little bit on that FIFA shit. Okay And he just used to Load that non-stop And he just sacked off

43:13Chip:Yeah fair No that's good Now he just goes on holidays Non-stop And to fucking Jodie's Sister's grandpa's Fucking birthday That was my head in that Let me just tell you something Anybody that is too embedded In their other half's family Red flag for me Is it Why don't you just Why don't you just show Your own fucking family For a minute You're doing too much Bro When I'm here And like Ah Can't make it out With the boys Like genuinely My missuses Cousins Fucking Auntie fuck I thought I thought that yeah

43:42Cal:you know what I'm trying to say you gotta lock in with the boys even if you're in your 30s well

43:47Chip:I just think I think if you're if you're that much entrenched in their family they probably don't even fuck with you because they're probably they're like why the fuck is Jodie brought his weird boyfriend what the fuck is he doing again at the family he always fucking invites him and the funny thing is he always wakes up the next day he's like guys I'm so hung over and we're like oh yeah what'd you do and he's like, I was out with Jodie's family. I'm like, why are you getting blackout drunk with her family? I have a bit of aura.

44:18Cal:I love this. Keep composure. By the way, I love this. Last step on the set and we had to squeeze in a little bit of Theo Baker slander. It had to be done. It would be only correct. Let's continue. Right now, where is he? On his 17th holiday of the year.

44:32Chip:He's on another holiday. Another ski trip. When was the last time you saw him on a pitch side ep? I haven't seen him in years. We need this guy to lock in. Let me FaceTime him right now.

44:41Cal:FaceTime him right now. I'm going to put him, not even FaceTime, I'm just going to call him. I need to see Theo uploading this year.

44:48Chip:Nah, he doesn't. Just bought a house. We need to get a coin up. Yeah, here we go. Theo, I don't even have his number saved. He uploads on his second channel. Oh, I actually don't have his number saved.

44:58Cal:I've got him saved as president of the world. He's been that for about four years. And I just, it's nice now. I don't want to change it. Makes me feel like there's a special bond there Even a fucking A I got called up to a Okay wait one second Stan Alright It's quite interesting

45:18Cal:Just let everyone know that he's on E.A.

45:21Chip:You know what I'm not even joking I'm like 90 % sure he's on a flight right now To this holiday No he is yeah yeah Who's he going with? He's going with Buck No he's going with his missus And about five family members from that side You're joking I swear to God and guess what they're going skiing so we'll get a text saying mate so hungover at the chalet not arsed keep it to yourself buster anyways glad we managed to get the Theo Hayton there super important for the final ep also this is the ep where we this is the set as well where we introduced a third host

45:55Cal:third host first time ever we spoke about it for years and then we found the guy the gremlin the little gremlin it's funny

46:02Chip:kind of watching

46:03Cal:and make all the mistakes

46:04Chip:that we made

46:05Cal:Yeah. Like this morning we woke up, check the fellas podcast chat, which is the one with like Lee Stanley, Josh in it as well. It's a work chat. We get a 3am message of AB showing an AP on his wrist and he'd swapped his car here watching someone else. And he goes swaps with bro.

46:28Chip:you've just flexed a half a million pound watch in the world group chat

46:33Cal:it's not even yours bro stolen Valor stolen Valor he's so funny he obviously meant to put it in our group chat yeah he was too waved

46:43Chip:yeah so yeah we've had AB's been a great addition feel like he suits our vibe little bit of a degenerate and yeah it's a little bit worrying that he just suited us

46:56Cal:when we were that age.

46:57Chip:Yeah.

46:57Cal:But obviously like it's in better nick.

46:59Chip:And has more money. More money. We didn't have that type of money

47:02Cal:when we were that age. Yeah, we were gremlins. We still are like gremlins. Not money wise, but like just like the way we were. The way we live. Yeah.

47:11Chip:We never been on that flashy, flashy lifestyle. Can we talk? No, we got to talk about your car, bro. And what happened? Oh yeah. Let's talk about it. And hopefully by the time this ep goes out, you might have one.

47:23Cal:When is this ep going out? This goes out in two weeks and not this week, not the next week. potentially so I found the car well I didn't find the car there was a guy helping me find the car he helps you with yours I just help source it and deliver it to you just a little extra service if you're looking for something specific essentially so I was like oh okay this is easy it means I can you know just carry on with my day carry on working and this guy will help me out and he found one and I was like because I have to get a four seat I don't know how much have I said this on the podcast I don't think I have I have to get a four seater because, or five even, because Alfonso can't sit in the lap of Sabina.

48:04Cal:The dog's crippling your steez, bro. Yeah, because I was like, oh, you know what? Like I'm 31, you know. Midlife crisis. I'd like to at least have driven a sports car or a supercar for a little bit. You know, I've always wanted one. Why am I actually waiting? I keep saying every year I'm going to get a car and I seem to be waiting, but I'm going to realize there's nothing stopping me really. I've got free will. I might as well just fucking do this now and enjoy myself Because you know, tomorrow isn't promised I could die tomorrow

48:29Chip:God bless bro

48:30Cal:So I was like alright, you know what, I will do it This is after Formula E as well I was like this makes no sense, I just fucking love this shit So I'll go and do it And I was looking at, what was I looking at in the beginning? At the beginning I was looking at R8

48:42Chip:Something from most of our childhoods if you remember It's a classic for us When I was in school it was all about an R8 bro

48:48Cal:Yeah well you remember Need for Speed Carbon It was the final boss's car I can't remember his name, Darius or something but or DK it was fucking it was a brilliant motor so I was looking at that it's also like for what it is reasonably priced unreal car still a sick car reasonably priced it's an insane car and then I realised oh wait I can't put it's only a two seater so I can't put Alfonso in the back it's in the boot man no problem all the two seaters that we were looking at were out of the window so what did you find? 911 Turbo S this is one of the only this is a really nice car and honestly, like from everything I've researched, everyone loves it.

49:27Cal:It seems to be like one of the best cars they've made and it does have four seats, even though the seats in the back are barely seats.

49:34Chip:Well, it's a good thing your dog's tiny, bro.

49:36Cal:For a dog, he's in a little dog seat thing. Like he's fine. So this is perfect. I find it. It's a great spec. It's lovely. Actually, all I can say is now, I didn't realize until like a week later when I saw it in the bottom of the description, it was Mason Mount's car. mental I was like oh shit you know maybe we'll get him on the pod and I'll say I've got your motor now

49:57Chip:I've got your motor when you come on the pod bro just spunk 200 grand for noob to get him on the pod but yeah no

50:05Cal:and then I was like right let's go ahead with this one this one's all good yeah we'll do it and then he came back to me a couple days later like someone else they'd agree to sell to us but someone else had been to the punch

50:16Chip:that's disgraceful by the way if you verbally agree to sell something to somebody yeah and then they just switched to someone else

50:22Cal:Game's a game though, isn't it? Yeah, game's a game obviously wasn't meant to be that car Yeah

50:27Chip:But maybe I said this to you though but maybe it's a sign but maybe you're going to find a better spec one maybe

50:33Cal:I don't think so it was literally top spec

50:38Chip:I tried to

50:39Cal:Yeah, that's why I was I was a little bit gutted but I was like, look specifically that one was not meant to be

50:45Chip:Yeah I'm going to find one with 10 less miles on it Sweet so you're back out in the market hunting so if anybody has a 911 Turbo S yeah I don't want a convertible though

50:55Cal:a lot of them are convertibles which I don't want

50:57Chip:no I don't think they're convertible and let's be honest bro realistically in the UK you get two months

51:02Cal:I don't think yeah you don't get to use it much I'm not really I'm not really a convertible guy I think that's a bit too flashy for me I wouldn't

51:07Chip:yeah

51:07Cal:I mean it's flashy

51:08Chip:if I saw you knocking around

51:09Cal:in a convertible I would I would not really have to top down

51:13Chip:like that you know my vibe yeah is it a soft top those ones they

51:18Cal:are yes yeah they are they go down actually easily like push for a bottom type B but I just don't like them

51:24Chip:yeah

51:24Cal:and now I've been looking everywhere and I just can't find the same spec

51:27Chip:oh no well let's hope the guy manages to source it for you I'm sure

51:31Cal:one will come around one will come around somewhere but yeah that's it that's exciting

51:35Chip:though that would be sick when you have that I can't wait for it are you like me but before I'm always on auto trader anyways just all the time just looking at shit and then when I when I say like oh, I really like this car straight onto car YouTube. And I'm watching every man and their dogs YouTube video. Bro, I'm watching just clips of where it's just the audio of the exhaust.

51:59Cal:Yeah. You know what? This car actually doesn't sound amazing. No, but there's like a limber and there's like regulations, like European regulations that make it sound a little bit crap.

52:10Chip:Yeah.

52:11Cal:But you can get that like delete. It's like called OPF delete, I think. It's like a particle filter thing. you can get it taken off but then your warranty's gone

52:18Chip:yeah and it's illegal just saying fire sticks are legal bro but we all still do it what I do not have a fire stick I pay full I pay full

52:28Cal:I don't actually pay anything

52:30Chip:I don't have sky

52:31Cal:I just realized I'm some Netflix merchant

52:33Chip:you're just channel 4 I'm a chill

52:34Cal:you're just channel 4 whoa ITVX bro chill the fuck out yeah well

52:38Chip:as long as you pay your license I don't mind license for what driver's license TV license bro you've been paid Tell me you've been paying that, bro.

52:47Cal:Of course. What's wrong with you? Bro, I literally fucking, I fucking campaigned for that.

52:54Chip:I paid double to say thank you.

52:55Cal:I actually fucking, 100 % bro. Never missed a payment in my life.

53:03Chip:No. Nah, neither.

53:04Cal:I came out of the womb like, fucking saw my last TV. Any shop I go into ever, Barber's, four TVs in there. Let's see it now. I don't even go in for a trip. I'll just open up. Boy's got a TV license, yeah? Just checking in.

53:22Chip:You're voluntarily just a pagan. No. No, no, no. If you want to live in this society, you'll pay a license for that. I hear that, man.

53:30Cal:You fucking pay for everything these days, don't you?

53:32Chip:Oh, yeah. Here he is. Fucking broken Britain. Jesus Christ. Nah, you know what I saw this morning with that Air One?

53:38Cal:I saw the price of a smoothie,$22. Oh, you watched my video? No, no. I saw it on Twitter. Oh, yeah. but I know you've been there. I want them to open one up in the UK. Why? It's limited content. No, because that, oh, but the cost of it is insane.

53:52Chip:It is absurd. There's a Whole Foods, there's a boring chat, what we're doing about Whole Foods.

54:00Chip:You're so right. Yeah.

54:02Cal:I was watching Charlie Betts. Is it Charlie Betts? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Best food creator in the UK. I was watching him.

54:08Chip:I was watching. Maybe on short form. Yeah, short form, short form.

54:11Cal:Most are, most everything. Well just in short form Yeah I hear that

54:15Chip:Just across everything Nah for short form He 100 % Across every form He went to like

54:19Cal:The most expensive Grocery store in the UK

54:22Chip:You know what This is boring Yeah that's what I mean

54:25Cal:Xbox being phased out That's slightly more In tune with our audience

54:28Chip:That is definitely Something that I don't I can't be fucked Talk about Because that is The biggest load of shit Not asked

54:34Cal:They literally just Announced the next console though So I'm not sure Is that Well they announced That they're going to make A console that's like A PC type thing I don't know if they've announced that if it's definitely going to be going out I did see the rumour though about apparently like phasing it out and maybe it will be more like a AI company alright fuck me

54:54Chip:fuck that's boring

54:55Cal:it's sad though but it's part of your childhood

54:57Chip:nah I was always

54:58Cal:a Playstation guy

54:59Chip:I always had my money up

55:00Cal:went back the other day and I found a little memory card 256 megabyte you know the white one the one you had to suck your uncle off for yeah but you plug it into the middle that no that was like Playstation 1 the one that and we can't keep saying that he pulled me up on it once like what's this on a pod about I was like it's all bad in there uncle

55:19Chip:just how it is okay fine for old times sake

55:24Cal:unzip him ah fuck it

55:27Chip:you gotta do what you gotta do bro as a kid as well that four megabyte memory card was everything

55:35Cal:they used to go a long way remember play because you used to play without a memory card you just had to reset the whole game

55:41Chip:No, I never had to do that. No, well, I was poor, bro. Yeah, well, you just didn't suck your uncle's cock hard enough, bro.

55:47Cal:My parents just weren't on the grind yet. Yeah. They were trying. God bless them. God bless them. They were doing a lot.

55:54Chip:Not even religious. Why are you saying? They were putting food on the plate. There is God out there. I just don't know which one it is. Should we do that? Should we just turn this into it? Should we just become religious?

56:04Cal:Yeah, but then you'd have to pick a religion and there's like thousands. Yeah, but that's what I mean.

56:07Chip:We do an episode where we just decide.

56:09Cal:And I don't want to be wrong, so I'd have to pick the right one.

56:11Chip:Yeah, I hate being wrong.

56:12Cal:Exactly. So it's like, oh, your religion's not right. Whoa, don't say that to me.

56:16Chip:Yeah.

56:17Cal:You're just fucking up my whole shit.

56:19Chip:Actually, if you read this book because it was written many moons ago.

56:21Cal:A lot of them share the same kind of direction though, don't they?

56:24Chip:It's kind of like everybody started from the same book and then just kind of made their own chapters. Added to it a little bit.

56:30Cal:Yeah. Which I kind of fought with. Should we do the same thing?

56:32Chip:Let's just do it. I might just make my own shit. Our own religion. Should we start a cult? That would be cool. Yeah. fellas cult. I feel like we already have that. Shout out to everybody in the comment section. Part of our cult. We're going to take over the world slowly but surely. You know what we need to do to initiate our new set? A little cut of the hand handshake.

56:57Cal:Blood Brothers. I did that in school. It was brilliant. Did you actually? It's like my

57:03Chip:year 11 play. What? Year 11 play? So did you actually cut your hand? No.

57:09Cal:Yeah. Um, no, I don't think so. Well, of course I didn't cut my hand hand, but that's the scene from blood brothers where they cut their hand and shake on it. Yeah.

57:16Chip:Yeah. Oh, that was the play that you did at school. Yeah. And what character did you play? One of the brothers. So you got a main role. Yeah. Were you a bit of like a drama guy? Why do I feel like you were? Yeah. I did do drama. Yeah. Okay. If I give you a little scene, could you act out for me? No, I'm not going to do that. No, no.

57:29Cal:Just over the back.

57:30Chip:Shout to Tom Leonard. He was my other blood brother. Still remember him. Did you keep a contact

57:35Cal:me and him did a good job we got the highest grades in the class it kicked off I remember actually

57:40Chip:for some reason because other people weren't happy about the grades oh what is in they were annoyed that you lot smashed it

57:46Cal:yeah and then like some of the others were upset about it and I was like damn like were we just shit or are they just upset they didn't get the same as us

57:54Chip:yeah it was a bit but it's school in it okay I'm gonna give you a prompt you gotta act it out okay so you've just come home from school you're 16 yeah you've just found out your uncle's nicked the memory card that you sucked him off for okay so you just walked through the door you've gone straight to your playstation and you've noticed it's missing

58:27Chip:oh is this like the evil laugh when you've noticed it you're about to go and say

58:30Cal:no it's just jokes at my

58:33Chip:getting flashbacks what's going on flashbacks alright lock in bro

58:37Cal:no mum where is it I was on my knees for that fucking gargled and spat and everything fucking bastard

58:49Chip:gargled and spat now stop doing the action

58:55Cal:well I've got to give it action

58:56Chip:no no don't do no actions I mean I'm right around it why are you just describing fucking tight cunt

59:08Cal:no you won't keep his word nah you'll be alright don't worry about it we'll get you another one oh we won't when we're poor

59:15Chip:oh shit this is good bro you actually got a little would you want to ever act in a film I'd love to do that yeah that would be funny wouldn't it I think we've said on the podcast before one of my bucket list thing is to be an extra in a film like I'd like to go over to Brad Pitt and like serve him a drink as a waiter.

59:33Cal:Nah, I need to be like, I need to be. Can I get one line? I need to get like, I need to be in a physical role. Like I need to be going over to Brad Pitt smacking the fuck out of him.

59:43Chip:What? Yeah.

59:45Cal:I don't know if you're going to get that role. I don't think that's. Stay in that little small minded world of yours, bro. We create our own realities. You know what I mean?

59:56Chip:Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll just take the role where I go over and I'm like,

1:00:00Cal:Mr.

1:00:01Chip:Pitt? Yep

1:00:02Cal:he's not going to be called Mr. Pitt in the movie bro

1:00:06Chip:yeah that's a fair point a biop a biopsy

1:00:10Cal:what are they called? I have no idea

1:00:15Chip:just sounds right sounds like someone medical I'm going to give you another scene to play out nah I've done mine now this one's good alright you've just been called up as an extra to be on a movie and they've only given you like one line okay but you're with Brad Pitt and you've got to go up to Brad and you said you got to convince him that you should get just a little bit more of one line what? so you're trying to get a bigger role in the movie and you're trying to convince Brad Pitt that you deserve it shit alright I've got it

1:00:55Cal:nah Brad I've actually been through so much Showing life. Like, I appreciate the opportunity and everything, but you don't want me fucking dad left. You've got to know what it's like. Just a little boy from older. Nah, Brad. You don't get it. Please.

1:01:21Cal:Nah, I'll have two lines.

1:01:28Chip:Why do you sound like B-Love?

1:01:34Cal:That's it, you're killing me That's the only accent I can go to Please, I was poor I grew up poor I had to work for this Brad Can't just give me one line, can I? What would you do?

1:01:52Chip:It does sound like being loved now you mentioned it. That'd be good. Fucking hell. You know what, Chip? We need to get you an acting role ASAP. I'm not quite sure it'll go down too well, mate. What do you mean? Of course it would. We've got the trailer coming up, don't we? That'll be a bit of acting.

1:02:08Cal:Yeah, we've got the fellas trailer. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I'm excited for that. You're going to have to... Hopefully that goes all right. Pull up your acting socks. Yeah.

1:02:17Chip:Looking forward to that.

1:02:18Cal:You're barely in it. No, I'm saying for you... Fucking joke, man.

1:02:21Chip:got one line in the whole script that's i've just said that's all i want is a little extra i just want to be an extra me to my own movie about doing the script is so funny i've not

1:02:31Cal:even showed you it actually fucking men like you're gonna read it and be like i'm not sure i even like this but we love it okay that's fine i don't mind as long as i've trusted you with the

1:02:40Chip:set you've come back and told me the set's not as good as this sound now i'm gonna trust you with the script is it better than the last no no no it's not okay sweet bro so far we're off

1:02:51Cal:to a fucking flyer. That's how it is sometimes in life. Like you've got to realize when your peak is.

1:02:56Chip:Well, let me tell you, we certainly have not peaked. I feel like this next set is going to be our peak.

1:03:01Cal:I think we won't be able to do. I think, yeah, I think so. But I've realized bigger is not better and that's what we've gone for.

1:03:09Chip:All right, let's do some sports initiation confessions. Oh, this is a good one. If you guys don't know, by the way, we do confessions over on Loaded as a series. So go over there. We also have my favorite show of all time on there called who's punching oh the best it is honestly so fucking funny um you guys gotta head on over to loaded and check it out anyways let's do some sports initiation confessions here we go i'll do the first one okay yeah go for it go uh had to strip i had to strip naked on the team bus someone grabbed my nuts and weighed them by the way i'll talk about this i've done this at an after party but how can you weigh nuts because surely like everything else is getting weighed with it just wait a sec all right then had to sing a song and tell a joke naked on the spot then crawl along the top of the bus oh where the bags go oh right okay like that little shelf yeah butt ass naked forced to do all of this sober then down two bottles of wine after a whole thing took around 20 minutes um this is this is for a rugby team yeah to your question about weighing your nuts.

1:04:14Chip:I weighed my nuts on a, um, like a

1:04:17Cal:portable scale. I'd love to see your balls. Would you?

1:04:21Chip:Yeah, I mean, I'd actually

1:04:23Cal:show them to you. Are your balls the exact same size? No, I think my left one's smaller. I think my shit is so ugly. What do you mean by that? Like, what's wrong with your nuts? You just lift up when you're in the shower and just look at it and you go, nah, this is like, what is this? Some droopy little fucking sand on my body. Yeah, it's kind of weird. It's just ugly. What about the deer? They're also ugly.

1:04:48Chip:Yeah. Sorry, no, I'm not gay. Right, guys? Nah. This guy can't be gay.

1:04:53Cal:You know, he'll be like dicks.

1:04:56Chip:Sweet, bro. Is that another one of your bit? Is that another one of your little acting? This guy can't even be gay.

1:05:03Cal:Don't acknowledge the fucking bit, bro. That's my, uh, that's my pass. That's ready.

1:05:10Chip:Um, right. So we've, uh, okay. Yeah. So fair enough. I mean, that one is a bit weird. I, the, the crawling up in the, in the little bag shelf on the bus is, um, is, is weird. That that's fucking weird. Um, grabbing your nuts and weighing them. Everybody can relate to that. Everyone's done that. Um, forced to do all of this sober, then down two bottles of wine after, you know what, at least doing it afterwards means that you'd be so drunk. I was going to say that you'd forget about it, but you clearly haven't. This is obviously lived with you for a little

1:05:39Cal:while um you want to do the next one yeah sure all right my friend had to do the six half pint challenge as a rugby initiation it's rugby one being guinness one salt water a bottle of wine two ciders and the final one half pint of milk she's severely lactose intolerant she was well and truly written off wow that's a bit fucked right so but also not actually six half pint challenge oh so it's three pints so it's not even bad no but no i would say three pints of of salt water guinness um no you know i think that is pretty grim i think it's pretty grim but there's there's way worse you could be doing for initiation at least the fact that she's lactose intolerant salt water is fucking horrible though because that just gonna taste like shit yeah and if you're

1:06:29Chip:severely lactose intolerant you know she's taking away the lactose intolerant though and it's not

1:06:34Cal:too bad you are going to be absolutely battered but yeah you're also going to be having a fucking

1:06:39Chip:great time also what half pint of guinness that's that's okay um the the worst bit there is the half

1:06:48Cal:pint of milk at the end i mean that'll just curdle hot two two ciders so that's a full cider to be fair that's going to be a little bit all right the next one here i had to get my dick out and

1:06:59Chip:everybody in the room rate it one to ten on how well i'd shave my pubes yeah look what a little pube wait so oh that's okay little pube check what you don't do that with your boys you don't

1:07:09Cal:go bro let's just see the fade you got like a taper nah just let my shit grow bro a high skin fade i just got an afro yeah so you would have got a one out of ten then nah because it's like natural it's a respect thing you put curly cream in there get it looking all fucking permed up

1:07:28Chip:I need to shave my shoulders

1:07:31Cal:that's the wildest shit I was looking at them the other day and they're just

1:07:36Chip:yeah what yeah Wolverine style stuff

1:07:40Cal:I had my top off at home my sister was like fucking hell what's going on with you

1:07:44Chip:getting slagged off by your sister tough yeah I was like bloody hell alright alright then so yeah what are you gonna do are you gonna shave them why don't you just get lasered

1:07:56Cal:is that a thing can you laser me shoulders yeah it's a bit long

1:08:00Chip:but yeah definitely a bit long yeah but bro you're on this look max injury

1:08:04Cal:gyno surgery locked in what date like the 7th of April or 8th of April oh let's go bro less than a month away right I'm fucking hyped for you bro that's gonna be amazing yeah class grade one gyno gone one month one month out of gym though which is a bit sad

1:08:23Chip:yeah that'll be my chance to catch up it will I'm not gonna

1:08:26Cal:yeah you're gonna need to take tests bro you ain't catching this up with them. That's one good thing actually is the muscle. Like what would you call it? Not what's opposite of muscle gain? The muscle loss. What is not going to be as bad? Why? Cause of the TRT. Oh, at least I think so. Maybe. Yeah. It's not high dose. So maybe not. We'll find out.

1:08:47Chip:All right. We've got another, Oh, you, you go on chip. What's this?

1:08:51Cal:Not my own story, but my mate at work who plays rugby classic. One of their initiations for the team was during the bus journey on the way back from a game the guy doing the initiation had to hang horizontally from bars on either side of the bus so he was suspended in the air completely naked his teammates used his bollocks as a punching bag not sure how long this lasted but i'm just glad i don't play rugby what the fuck surely that

1:09:13Chip:just what is he doing like the mayweather thing like the speed punching that's grim that that would hurt am i boring none of this sounds fun but it also doesn't like you see these initiations yeah right it's not supposed to be fun for the person but it should be fun for everyone else i'm not sure i would have a lot of fun watching someone's nuts i'd be like oh that's horrible like who there's got to be like the the rugby captain that's just got a rock on here right like who's who's come one who's going oh we we should all do this like this is be hilarious for fucking just start jerking off that wasn't in the confession why have you brought that up

1:09:54Cal:fucking hell god forbid we do a little storytelling god forbid we weave our own fucking hooks and it's still fantasy into this yeah i mean yeah if you want them to jerk i mean

1:10:06Chip:that's just not what it said that's all fucking hell i never heard of an overarching story bro overarching you know that there's a little boy throwing it back on the story chill out there's another story going on within the story man oh shit all right story square you hit this next

1:10:21Cal:one because I didn't like that last one.

1:10:23Chip:Okay. Every time we had a new teammate join our futsal team. Fuck. Futsal. This is what Jamie does. This is the baller league fucking confession. Here we go. Every time we had a new teammate join our futsal team, we would take them to the cornhole room. Nah, this is fucked. I can tell. This room would include one cornhole board and a box full of ping pong balls with a dodgy smell to them. we would all then strip ways down and adopt our battle station this involved the legs being over your head while laying down on your back in which you would start from the newest team member to the ogs to shoot a ping pong ball into the cornhole board via your air filled feet your asshole that's just what what even is this one bro let me tell you this isn't an initiation.

1:11:19Chip:This is a bunch of wrong-ins hanging out.

1:11:22Cal:How do you force a fart to hit the ping pong into the cornhole board? No, it's not

1:11:25Chip:a fart, but you could just use your Kegel muscles to get that out, I'd imagine.

1:11:31Cal:You know what? That one's the weirdest one yet.

1:11:34Chip:I'll be honest with you. I like the idea of a five-a-side football. I'm not too sure I want to join a team now. I'm good. Them futsal teams are up.

1:11:44Cal:Should we do an initiation? We never really did AB's one properly, did we? Should we get him to make Make him do some fuck shit.

1:11:51Chip:An initiate. Yeah.

1:11:54Cal:Fucking stick this up your ass, mate.

1:11:56Chip:Yeah, microphone dangling out your hole. That's horrible. What's wrong with you? Why have I said that? All right. This was a cricket initiation. You know what? It's always the posh lads that are usually up to the crazy shit. They'll be like... They don't get enough... Get a neck off a pig's head or some shit. Yeah.

1:12:14Cal:I had toilet roll in my ass. Right. The rest of the paper rolled out on the floor. I had to drink a pint of the captain's piss while the end of the roll was lit on fire. Brackets while running. If I did it, I would make the suspension. If I didn't, my ass would be burnt. I must say I was never a fan of cricket anyways. Someone wanted to become captain and to prove to themselves they had to drink a dirty pint, beer, milk, piss, water, candy while doing the same with a shorter roll.

1:12:42Chip:That's fucking... You guys are fucked. Bro, first of all, You know how insane this is? He said he had to do this to make the subs bench. Could you imagine doing that? And then being told, mate, you're on the bench. I'd be like, you fucking what? You, you've had me doing what? I've invited my missus to this. My mom's in the stands. Yeah.

1:13:02Cal:He's in the squad. His mom's going, so proud of you. You worked so hard to get it.

1:13:06Chip:You don't fucking know how much piss I've drank, love. And then the guy, someone wanted to become captain. And so they're... Bro, this is, this is an under 12s league. Why are you doing that?

1:13:26Chip:You've been getting funnier. Shut up.

1:13:29Cal:No, no, you have me.

1:13:32Chip:It's another one of your things. Come on. Let's get that role. Let's get that role. You don't know who's watching bro. Yeah. You know what? There is going to be somebody that's casting for something at some point. I'll do like a pets for home ad if you need. I don't give a fuck. I just need to be in something. Yeah. I want to feature. No, it's got to be a Hollywood movie. Sorry, let me take that back.

1:13:51Cal:I'll like be replacement for anyone that drops out. Tom Hardy drops out of a movie. Hello. It's me.

1:14:03Cal:That fucking voice.

1:14:05Chip:Always whispering.

1:14:06Cal:You'd be great in like a bunker war movie, bro. 100%, bro. Get me the new Beaky Blinders movie. Beaky Blinders.

1:14:16Chip:could have, could have, what was this? Uni. Could have. I'm going to see it's. Couple of mates of mine. Oh, okay. Couple of mates of mine went Reading Uni. Part of the, I've heard of Reading Uni is a fucking den. Part of their initiation was crawling through the legs of all the other players while they pissed and shit. And God knows what else on them. Then one by one, they got taken to a pitch black room where two seniors kicked the shit. Bro, I'm pretty sure that's just illegal. Speaker 3 0.

1:14:43Cal:That just sounds like crap, mate. Yeah. And I think it's waffle.

1:14:47Chip:I'm not too sure because first of all, everyone gets stage fright, right? So nah, not these guys, bro. They're fucking weird. So they're just, they're loving this. Are they? I was one. Oh, it was, you put the fortnight team, bro. Relax. I don't know what I had to do

1:15:04Cal:to get into those teams, mate.

1:15:06Chip:What's his name? Booga hooga or whatever his name is. What do you have to do to him, bro? What the hell? You and Theo Baker, the Fortnite crew.

1:15:16Cal:Jerking to snorkel-ups. She was fine as hell.

1:15:20Chip:Yeah, I think you brought her up. We've done this bit too many times. It's not a bit. Not a bit. I'm being serious. Could we get in Fortnite? Can we get characters? Or what do you have to do to get characters?

1:15:35Cal:Fortnite skin.

1:15:36Chip:You have to be up, bro. But we are up. We're the biggest pod in the UK. What else do we have to do? I don't know.

1:15:45Cal:What would our Fortnite skins be, though?

1:15:48Chip:Well, mine would be... Fuck. What would my Fortnite skin be?

1:15:55Cal:Bald beaver.

1:15:58Chip:Bored beaver. Bald beaver, bro. Bald beaver.

1:16:03Cal:What would yours be?

1:16:05Chip:Yours would be like a net bag. Yeah, yeah. Like a little knee. A little nitty. Just like running around. It would constantly be making all the noises.

1:16:13Cal:Like got gambling slips falling out my ass and also cider in one hand. Memory card in another. You're all right, mate.

1:16:22Chip:He's really trying to get this wrong. You're all right, mate. With each individual things, with each individual skin, do they also come with set voices as well? Nah, there's no voices. Oh, there's no voices.

1:16:41Cal:Oh, man, that'd have been good. What have you been? Under a rock. What? You get paid for it, though, I think. You get paid for what?

1:16:49Chip:Some good coin in your skin. Oh, right. What, for every download you get at the skin? Maybe you get a little bit of cashola. Royalties.

1:16:55Cal:The skin is bought whilst using your code, then you get some. Oh, come on. And then you get an upfront fee. Okay. I think. The business behind the skin. I just can't remember what it was. Lockham had one, doesn't he? He's got a full skin.

1:17:08Chip:I don't think he did.

1:17:08Cal:Did he not probably not enough relations to Fortnite.

1:17:11Chip:No.

1:17:12Cal:Um, although like there are a lot of skins that have no relation. I swear there's like a Beyonce skin and a Taylor Swift skin and that. Yeah. Sabrina Carpenter one.

1:17:20Chip:Sabrina Carpenter skin. Right. Um, course that knows that one. Um, guys, we're going to wrap up the episode here. Final season. How long was that? I don't know. Whoa, that flew by. So what happens when the two OGS, that doesn't feel right is that right yeah are you okay i'm losing concept of time bro you're getting a little emotional about it no not really should we turn the lights off on what's it like no yeah we will do we will do but one second before we do that let me just are you gonna chat gpt another fucking outro bro please don't do that think of the water think of the data centers hey there i need like an outro to that episode.

1:18:03Chip:Now, obviously, this is our final episode on this set before we move into season five of the fellas. Could you just give me similar sort of length of the last one, but just to sum it up and really drive home to the people, the listeners, the viewers that just cut me off.

1:18:16Cal:Yeah, that's a sign that you shouldn't be doing it, bro. Here we go. Well, it's going to be sad. Here we go. I think

1:18:25Chip:this sums it up quite nicely, though, because

1:18:27Cal:we came into this set without AI. and now we're leaving with AI. Yeah, okay.

1:18:33Chip:So I'm actually, I think...

1:18:34Cal:That just shows how much the world's changed.

1:18:36Chip:And the good news is the next season is not going to even be ours, bro. It's just going to be AI characters of us. You guys will be glad to know that.

1:18:42Cal:It'll be glad to know that we didn't make the set with AI either. Still using our creative minds. Yeah, that's why it costs so much.

1:18:48Chip:Yep. All right. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a wrap. Not just on this episode, but on this entire chapter of the fellas.

1:18:59Cal:Can't you give someone from the heart, genuinely?

1:19:00Chip:Now this is it. This is real. This is not real. You're reading it off your fucking notes. I wrote notes. This is my notes. My notes. It's a bit surreal looking at these walls for the last time. This set has been our home through the highs, the lows and genuinely unhinged tangents that probably should have been edited. You don't speak like that, bro. This is not your words. How do you think I'm doing your best man speech bro? Chill out. it's seen us grow from just guys with mics to well guys with mics and slightly better lighting rigs but look the paint is peeling the chairs are screaming for mercy sounds weird don't know why they put that in there and it's time for an upgrade yeah we're officially closing the doors on this era to bring you something massive for season five.

1:19:57Chip:I want to say a huge thank you to every single one of you who's tuned in from this spot. We'll see you very soon in the new studio for the start of the next chapter. Take care. Stay legendary. And we'll catch you in season five. We're out.

1:20:15Cal:Oh, that was amazing. All right.

1:20:18Chip:Do you want to do one?

1:20:19Cal:Thank you so much for watching. This is being a great ride Fuck Yeah we can't wait to bring you to the new set I'm actually looking at the prop of one of the new sets right now Doesn't it look sick? It does look very sick It's right there on the floor But we can't say anything Guess you're gonna just have to wait and see For the world premiere of a world's first of its kind podcast set Never seen before Never done before The best ever The best ever Besides this one Epic With a great trailer to launch it all which stars him so just so people know

1:20:53Chip:how it's gonna work obviously next week we're not gonna have an episode oh yes we are gonna have the trailer for the new season though so you're not going fellas list not next week but we are gonna have a trailer as in when this goes out when this goes out

1:21:06Cal:it will be next week uh no yeah yeah yeah it's good thing you're here sorry I was thinking about next week in real life

1:21:13Chip:that's all good so next week we have got the trailer for you hopefully you guys get really excited about it I know everybody's gonna be working really hard to get it done and then the week after that will be episode one in the brand new set so the podcast returns if all goes to plan assuming that literally doesn't go completely tits up, the first episode of the new set will be on the 7th of April

1:21:40Cal:and the 6th unloaded

1:21:43Chip:and by the way we're doing a massive behind the scenes sort of, not documentary that's a bit much but we're doing entire thing about the building of new sets. We got a lot of people curious about the process. Want more details. It's all unloaded. I know Lee's working hard. We've actually got some, some interviews about the set at some point today. So, um, yeah, very exciting guys. We genuinely, I know we don't have AB on this, but, um, I know AB, uh, I'll speak on AB's behalf as well is I want to say a massive thank you for this season. It has genuinely been a fucking movie. We've had some crazy moments, but I promise you it genuinely feels like the best is yet to come for this podcast.

1:22:24Chip:Um, we've got such an incredible year lined up, amazing podcast set coming up and we're very grateful for all of you guys tuning in every single week. We genuinely are one of the biggest podcasts. I know we say it as a joke, but we genuinely are one of the biggest podcasts in the UK and that's not possible without you guys. So, um, yeah, until season five guys. Oh, how crazy. Maybe it's time to turn the lights off one last time.

1:22:50Cal:Should we turn the lights off? Because they're never coming back on, except they will, because I'm taking some of them to save some money. From me and Chip and AB,

1:22:59Chip:we will see you all in season five of the Fellas Podcast. Fuck, that was well-draged.