In short
Debrief of the Sidemen Charity Match at Wembley, focusing on AB and Cal’s experiences, the training day, match moments (goals, penalties, VAR), and standout celebrations.
Guests
The episode is a Sidemen-style debrief featuring AB and Cal (speakers throughout). Other referenced participants include Jack Joseph (manager role), Toby Travella, Arthur, Simon, Batch, Marlon, Will, XQC, Sketch, Lacey, Ron, Deji, Bez, Ginge, Chazza, and Mark Clattenberg (VAR).
Guest backgrounds (as described)
AB and Cal are YouTubers/streamers playing in the charity match. Jack Joseph is a “manager”/content figure helping coordinate subs. Streamer guests include XQC (streamer/goalkeeper role), Sketch (chill, “one of the boys”), and Lacey (described as poor at football but can strike).
Key claims
AB says he felt “zero nerves,” missed an open goal, then scored a screamer; VAR ruled AB’s handball as accidental; dressing room had “good vibes” (no ego). They claim the match atmosphere was better than last year and that UK participants had less “mega ego.”
Notable examples
AB’s missed open goal with instant DM blowback; AB’s goal after a long-ball switch and finesse; VAR VAR moment with Mark Clattenberg; Toby Travella free-kick ranked top; Arthur’s three assists; XQC saving a penalty; Will’s corner-flag celebration and trophy weight.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOPre-Match Nerves and Sleep Struggles
0:45 to 2:15
Discussion about pre-match nerves and attempts to sleep before the game.
“I was like, I'm just going to start counting until I fall asleep.”
The Charity Match Experience
2:15 to 4:25
Hosts share their experiences and feelings during the charity match.
“And they're just going back and forth having this thing.”
Match Day Vibes and Team Dynamics
4:25 to 7:00
Discussion about the atmosphere, team spirit, and the energy of players during the match.
“How did he manage to get out there and play?”
Training Day Reflections
7:00 to 9:30
The hosts reflect on their training day before the charity match and its impact on performance.
Celebration Plans and Match Insights
9:30 to 12:10
Discussion on potential celebrations for scoring and insights on match occurrences.
“That would have gone sort of thing and everyone was like everyone was like bro, you gotta do it.”
Managerial Challenges and Player Interactions
12:10 to 14:00
Hosts discuss the challenges faced by managers during the match and player interactions.
Marlon's Substitution Experience
14:00 to 17:10
Learn about the feeling of playing in a charity match and getting substituted.
“healthy kind of the way he did it um I I hated like trying to it feels really awkward trying to say like, can I play?”
The Missed Open Goal Moment
17:10 to 20:50
Hear about the emotional experience of missing an open goal and the reactions that followed.
“It just dropped off and hit him with that one.”
Scoring a Redemption Goal
20:50 to 24:40
Discover the journey to scoring a goal in the second half and the feelings attached to it.
“such a high run up to jack and basically was like yo you can take me off now yeah you literally did roll over about a minute later and just go, oh, my knee was giving out a bit.”
Top Goals and Match Highlights
24:40 to 28:01
Discuss the top goals of the charity match and analyze standout performances.
“People aren't actually respecting that enough.”
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Match Highlights and Player Performances
28:01 to 29:59
Discussion of standout performances and key moments from the charity match.
“There could have been a few man in the matches to be fair.”
Insight into Players' Personalities
30:00 to 31:39
Exploration of the personalities and dynamics of various players during the match.
“I think I think because it wasn't his first time and he wasn't so arsed about, what was he giving you problems when you were around?”
Most Improved Player and Embarrassing Moments
31:40 to 33:19
Recognition of players' growth and recounting of a funny mishap during the match.
“I think he's got 21 mil on Insta one of the biggest yeah on Insta yeah that is insane he's fucking fine I think because last year Mr.”
Celebrations and Standout Moments
33:20 to 35:00
Recap of memorable goal celebrations and standout moments from the charity match.
“I could tell he was feeling a bit like, yo, what am I getting on?”
Player Reactions and Match Analysis
35:01 to 36:50
Discussion on player reactions during the match and analysis of key plays.
“Yeah, he's got plenty of weight behind that leg, you know?”
Penalty Shootout Dynamics
36:51 to 38:20
Exploration of the dynamics and decisions during the penalty shootout.
“He starts on the pitch, but he goes off the pitch onto the Astro turf, and it looks like it just rips his leg.”
Penalty Shootout Insights
42:00 to 43:32
Discussion about the penalty shootout and the players' experiences.
“Which I think is a really nice thing to do.”
Celebrations and Trophy Weight
43:32 to 45:08
Talk about the celebrations after the match and the trophy's significance.
“Because I would have loved to bring it in on the party.”
Future Charity Matches
45:08 to 46:46
Speculation on the future of charity matches and potential locations.
“But I heard Spencer was pretty, pretty savage on the comms about a lot of people.”
Comparing Locations for Events
46:46 to 48:30
Comparative discussion about possible venues for future charity matches.
“Yeah, I'd be worried about selling tickets in the US.”
Cooper Flagg's Appearance
48:30 to 51:16
Discussion of Cooper Flagg's presence at the event and his impact on fans.
“Stuff like that's cool, but then you kind of just turn a bit soccer-ady.”
Post-Match Reflections
51:16 to 52:30
Reflecting on the match experience and personal moments shared.
“I thought that this was a but it's hard to say because I was watching it.”
Video Content Creation
52:30 to 56:00
Discussing the challenges and ideas for creating engaging video content.
“You just sacked off the whole thing for no reason, didn't you?”
Promoting the AB Experience
56:00 to 56:50
Learn about the behind-the-scenes content from the charity match featuring AB.
“if you do want to watch the fellas thing, is it like AB had a bit of a mic on?”
Reflections on Personal Performance
56:50 to 58:40
Hear the hosts discuss their reactions to the charity match and their personal performances.
“No, I was just wanting to promo that video.”
Surgery Talk: AB's Gyno Experience
58:40 to 1:01:20
AB shares his experience with gynecomastia surgery and the recovery process.
“That was actually really important for our whole brand.”
The Gyno Meme and Its Impact
1:01:20 to 1:05:40
The hosts discuss the cultural implications of the 'gyno goblin' meme and personal experiences related to it.
“I was like actually making noises and shit.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Chip:Oh, nah. How sick is it that we, we did that. We scored a screamer. Still in the edit, bro. Have you seen somebody has done the edit that you asked for? What? On the pod? And I go, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's it, bro. Fuck. I'm a manifest and shit. how does it feel to play in front of 90 000 people you know what's really weird i'm like i get a bit nervous for shit like you see me just even like just moving in social circles just move a bit weird but felt like nothing i don't know if it because the night before got back to my hotel room at 11 was like oh i'm knackered from training day gonna have a generational sleep just stared at the ceiling until 5 a.m literally like i was on chat dbt like how do I sleep and it was like oh it's good to not think about sleeping too much before I was thinking about it was like stop thinking about the time and I was like oh I've been doing that as well so it was like get up and read some shit I was like I don't have a book I don't look at screens I started like reading the back of the hotel wi-fi thing I was just fully like reading that whole thing and then and then it said like do some light exercise so I was literally like doing like yoga and shit I was like lifting the coffee table just like trying to tie myself out I was counting.
1:24I was like, I'm just going to start counting until I fall asleep. Got to like 350 and was like, oh.
1:28Cal:Yeah, you got to imagine the sheep jumping over the fence. I tried that. Wait, what is that? Come on, bro. You know, the sheep jumping over the fence. Yeah, yeah, that's meant to be like the OG way of falling asleep. Counting sheep. Little military number or something. Oh, okay. I did not know that. Anyway, I was fucking knackered. So I think, like, maybe that's the reason, but I felt zero nerves. I went out to the warmup, felt nothing. Went on the pitch. I was obviously gassed to be there but I just didn't feel like adrenaline or anything I just felt like like I belong there really weird first time in my life I've like not been fucking shitting it my legs have gone for something like that it's weird like the Batch and Arthur shows I was like nah I can't go oh yeah sorry in front of a car breaking it but this was just like you didn't even notice the crowd it's like a blur of people
2:13Chip:yeah I hear that I don't know what did you think from a viewer's perspective what was the charity match saying
2:19Cal:it was sick I thought it was even better than last year really yeah why i would say well i don't know actually i think just like having batch arthur ab and it was better for me than like rather like mr b speed and that yeah obviously there are other people that prefer that but i the boys are in it so for me it was sick yeah yeah i thought it was um
2:38Chip:i don't know you know what in the first five ten minutes of the charity match i was there like oh no this is way worse and i don't know why i got that feeling i don't know whether it was because like it takes a bit for like the crowd and the storylines to start developing and shit because like off the rip ron just like spears someone yeah or like deji and i was there like oh i don't know way too early to go for a clip farm like that but at the same day i suppose ron and those boys don't know how many minutes they're gonna get so they're actually just built different like the american streamer energy is just fucked bro like the bus back after the game i don't know is just screaming at Amin saying like, I literally suck your dad's dick.
3:21Like screaming. And they're just going back and forth having this thing. And I was just, I realized, oh, they're not streaming. Like there's no camera. He's just - Oh, they're just saying that.
3:28Chip:They're quite young though, aren't they? Yeah, but mate, it's old for me. I don't know how they do it. The energy they got is just insane. I'm sat there. I'm like half fallen asleep with a beer in my head. I've got Bez trying to not throw up. He had food poisoning the whole day. The day before? So he reckons it was like a chicken thigh thing that he ate the day before. We all had that though, didn't we? I didn't have that. Oh, I did. Yeah, he was saying he saw a few of those. So he reckons it was that. But he got on the bus and before he got on the bus, he was great spirits. We were bantering.
3:59Chip:He was laughing at my outfit, blah, blah, blah. Gets on the bus and he suddenly goes quiet. He's like, oh, maybe he's a bit nervous, bit anxious. I don't know. Left him and he's like, I'm going to go to the toilet. Comes out, face goes completely white. He goes, I've just spewed up everywhere. That was on the bus there. That was on the bus there. I didn't even notice that. And then when he's in the changing room, we're all doing like, you know, little ticky tacky things, waiting for the, for the time to, to, to the warm up. Bez, I just see him. He's just sat there like this. I'm there like, nah.
4:27Chip:Put in a shift. The one day you don't want food.
4:29Cal:How did he manage to get out there and play?
4:30Chip:Mate, it was actually insane. Put in a proper shift. Yeah,
4:32Cal:he did. He's running about a lot.
4:34Chip:Yeah,
4:34Cal:that was it. Didn't even notice to be fair. He must trooper through it.
4:38Chip:Anyways, we're going to, we're going to chat about everything, but let's talk about the training day. so first of all we've got a sick pod coming next week for you guys god yeah we had jj xqc sketch lacy batch that was it that was five people we got a five man part rotating into the pod and let me just tell you i'm not spoiling niche the jj segment at the beginning one of the best moments and i'll just say ab was uncomfortable and we'll leave it there oh have you heard about it okay good good um yeah what you're gonna do it's such a good bit the whole that whole pod is good and you know what it made me realize well this guy's actually just chronically online you see these streamers that were coming on i kind of like i know what they do he was pulling out laura i just realized this guy's like a fan yeah i just see shit yeah take it in i absorb shit they call me a social sponge.
5:36Like what kept happening was
5:37Chip:he would ask them like a really niche question. No, because people will see it, but he'll ask a really niche question and they'll look at him and go like, how the fuck do you know that? Do you know what I mean? Do you know who Nordwar is? Yeah, bro. You were moving like Nordwar are the streamers. Because they probably don't expect the UK lot to know anything and I'm like, bro, you don't know who you're fucking chatting to, bro. Yeah. But yeah, so we had that on day one. That was good. The training day. What did you think to the training day? I thought it was really fun. That probably calmed the nerves a lot as well because I was like oh this is literally it just in front of people same shit I think I was actually impressed I think the general consensus was that your team was way better and then I just after that training day I was like alright Adapt's pretty fucking sick of funny like he's actually really got like game sense Lacey obviously fucking horrific but he can he can lowkey twat a ball a little bit when I see an American like get it off the floor I'm like oh that's but that was that was really fun I think I overdid it a bit on training day I think I was getting too hyped trying to like fucking leg out too much but no it was sick loads of people do that though because if you're there like you want to sometimes people want to impress or they want to play well and they don't realise that they don't actually do that much exercise ever yeah and then they go and do it the day before the charity match you wake up the next day your legs are cooked yeah were your legs cooked today woke up um yeah the day of the charity match a little bit well on like one hour sleep or whatever yeah that was why I was thinking like just no recovery whatsoever I got the physio in Wembley actually before bro best feeling ever this guy just put my fucking foot behind my neck and shit it was insane he was like where do you yeah literally he was like where do you feel tight and I was like oh yeah he was just bro like crazy stretches I got up fucking you man it was fuck yeah we had that bit but what made me realise I mean you mentioned it in the car on the way here mate the amount of streamers I'm not joking bro there was a sea of those backpacks the TVU backpacks generational wealth yeah honestly there was probably about half a million quid worth of back it's live streaming backpacks on the pitch it was a very overstimulating weekend it was like Sketch Live behind me Marlon Live to the left Ron to the right Jason the ween in front then Danny Aarons has got his IRL Chazza, Ginge it was literally like you could everywhere was live no room for mistakes no room for slip ups fully locked in you'd have been in big trouble actually
7:57Cal:were Ginge and Chazza using the backpacks yeah Ginge doesn't have one actually apparently does he he was just saying like I think Chazza has one yeah fair but no yeah training day was fucking it was a simulation that's probably the most like imposter syndrome I've had I reckon really I reckon on actual match day yeah and then I think when I went out to training I was like what's a bunch of YouTubers kicking ball yeah is what it is
8:22Chip:and it also helps that you're not like the worst there or like you're rubbish yeah I think knowing there's like clip farmers and shit there immediately just puts you at rest yeah that's why I did my clip farm and miss that sitter how pointless is it being a manager on that training day by the way what did you not do anything no well do you remember last year you just stand around and you kind of go like yeah
8:40Cal:nice one lads yeah i mean it's like five hours of that last year there was only one streamer as well right it was only speed streaming whereas but this like you said they got a team of people
8:49Chip:that do the yeah do the training drills it looks better though what training day this year a little
8:54Cal:better yeah they leveled it up i think the the people that were in the event this year were better really you know the common consensus is that's not the case i just survived what like worst quality of football no no no just like the people oh yeah but that's just like ipad kids being like where's speed where's mr beast like everyone gives them shut up you know yeah i'm in
9:13Chip:the same boat as you i agree with you i'm just saying like the general consensus well you've
9:17Cal:done it both times so you'll know i thought the problem the looking from the outside i was like this looks better than last for the uk like this was way better there's way more just uk youtubers Even like just like Having guys like Lacey and stuff They all just seem like A little bit of a better vibe Yeah Just all It was a really good atmosphere Like even the training day Everyone just getting on really well It was like
9:38Chip:You know what This was the first one Without sounding like a dick Hopefully This was the first time I didn't feel like There was anyone with like A mega ego
9:47Cal:Yeah
9:47Chip:That's what I look like That's what I look like In previous ones I was there like I've seen people like Not be very nice to Other smaller YouTubers or you know people that are there for a good time this was the first year that I didn't actually have that and I know a few people said that as well which is sick everyone was really happy for each other to get their moment I was celebrating just as much for like Chazza and like Danny and fucking like Batch and everyone I probably celebrated just as much of them as I did for me speaking of celebrating just wondering do you want to do you want to talk about the potential one you were going to do ever you heard about it.
10:27So what we were doing is the night before the night before the match we're like discussing celebrations at the players meal and we're like oh what could AB do and I suggested and it doesn't really have much meaning to it I was suggesting I was suggesting like running up to a camera and dropping like a little like
10:46Cal:that would have been so good. That would have gone sort of thing and everyone was like everyone was like bro, you gotta do it. Like everyone's like, do it, do it. And then when I scored that fucking worldy screamer, I was like, you know what? Let me not nibble in my finest. Let me not nibble at my best moment of my life.
11:07Chip:That would have been the most AB thing ever as I'm nibbling in the celebration. Best moment of my life. Just that nibbling. And also everyone in the crowd was fucking sick. So I was like, wow, who am I even doing this to? Yeah. No, there was no booing or anything for you there. So that's good. Yeah. That would have just been, that would have been so. Yeah. Well, Steven said actually when I scored, he was like, not the celebration that he was planning last night. Oh, really? I haven't heard it yet. Oh, that's Joe. He was waiting for it. So there you go. That was going to be the potential celebration on the, on the lineup as well.
11:36He said like, AB is pretty big on Snapchat. He's currently got the pug filter on like as the lineup coming up. I was like, bro, you said that twice now.
11:43Chip:No, they violated me. They do it every year to be fair. I get violated on that commentary. just like oh mate even so there was a moment where um what's the presenter's name uh munya yeah munya come in yeah and he just bet he said unreal joke to be fair but he just bangs like this like ronaldino teeth joke at me and he just fucking cooks me and i just had to style it out it's like in front of all the team i'm the manager i need to command respect in this moment and you've just undermined everything i've been grinding for for the last 48 hours Jack Joseph was actually great vibes in the dressing room I'm not gonna lie yeah well the dressing room's
12:20Cal:good yeah like was like last year it was like getting mad competitive and people were like fucking moaning and shit in the dressing room oh we had none of that in the dressing room it was literally just good vibes we're playing two touch I got Josh's phone putting some 6ix9ine Dead U was fucking going off turns out it's like your favourite tune ever fucking everyone just sipping prime having a good time it was class sounds so good sounds unreal
12:42Chip:well I'm trying to think of the the actual day obviously you get on the bus you go there then when we get there i'll tell you what though we got there mad early really early it was like over three hours before kickoff and so you just sort of sat around not really much going on and then man this is the one thing and you know what it's like as a manager this is the the downsides of being a manager every single person is asking one are they starting and two where am i gonna play yeah and that it's the worst feeling and i actually feel bad for jack joseph because i kind of have a bit of a dickhead persona anyway so i i'm fine but jack joseph is genuinely a lovely bloke he's trying to please everyone and on the bench and you could hear him over there like he's trying to please everybody but people are not taking the piss out of him but they're constantly going yeah yeah i don't mind telling you know jason and ron and all those boys like just fuck off yeah i don't know why you're even close to being subdom you can move over there but I could hear on the other side um Jack and it is really it's a horrible feeling because people flow over from America you got your people's people's families there you want to give everybody their time and a moment or a chance to shine but at the same time it's really difficult to do that we had to like help him as a group and like make group decisions because it was just getting too much as like everyone was kind of it was actually really healthy kind of the way he did it um I I hated like trying to it feels really awkward trying to say like, can I play?
14:08But like, yeah,
14:09Chip:you have it from a player's POV. But they took Marlon off and then he was about to put him back on like a few minutes later and I was like, Jack, I've not actually played this half. I was like, I know this is going stressful, but like, I'm just going to go on. All right, go. And I was like left wing and I was like, how have I ended up here? Nice. Because at the beginning, so I was like, Harry before the game, I said, does anyone know starting 11 or what? Because I actually did not care if I started. Like I really didn't. I was just happy to be there. And he was like, well, And I was like, all right, that's fine.
14:38I don't think Arthur was as happy. And then I got whacked at right back pretty early doors, which everyone says our fullbacks are pretty easy positions to play. Like you can just in the corner, you got your back to like, you only really need to look forward. But all they were doing was just spamming long balls. It would just be like Ginge pinging it over to Simon. So I've done like, within like 20 minutes of playing, I feel like I've sprinted the whole pitch like three times, just fucking cooked, chasing down Simon. And obviously I got that chance pretty early doors.
15:10Chip:Oh, we got to speak about you seeing them. Yeah. So peak when that happened. Bro. I'm not going to lie. At that point, I thought he needs to come back home. That can't be his story. It was on brand, but what else is on brand is the redemption. When I missed it, I thought like, oh, fuck it. Fellas pod clips is what it is. That's on brand. And then I was kind of thinking about it a bit more. And I was like, hmm. That's really horrible. Really upset about that. There's a clip from the live streamer. You have time. Yeah. Just like clearly reading through the messages. What were they saying? It was all mentioned.
15:47Just like AB misses. AB has an absolute stinker. AB misses open goal. And I was like.
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15:51Cal:Mate, my Insta DMs when you missed. Yeah. It was like people had gone and found my Instagram and just messaged me like, you've seen AB's fucking hell of it. My shit was blowing up. Also, when the ball was coming over, I was like, open goal. All here. Zero nerves. Like, this is easy. Composure. I know exactly what I need to do. Oh, it's gone. It was literally like, this is mad easy. Oh, it's gone. Skill is your moment. AB misses open. It's mad that you did that. Can they stop putting an open goal? Put in such a pinger as well. It was barely even open.
16:22Chip:Mate, you know the best bit here is your instant reaction. You instantly watch head in the hands. It's such a good bit. You're there like, head in the hands instantly just knew. You have to though. Like, if you just act like that's not a stinker, like, that's weird. yeah yeah yeah obviously I'm fucking fugitive you should have gone ooh we're so close but I'm not gonna like if I did score I went in on I put on Snapchat at half time didn't want to score that goal would have been dead in TikTok edits that's not a pretty good edit goal
16:49Cal:it's not what we do it's not what we do no we don't do that thank god we pinged a little screamer yeah bro we really got it back also if I did score that I would have been like so comfortable for the rest of the game I would have got my goal you wouldn't have been too harsh I wouldn't have been pressing Jack to like let me go back on I wouldn't have like I wouldn't have cared I would have been like that's me done I got my goal I got the moment so like the fact I've just chased the next moment and got that fucking little curl
17:12Chip:yeah do you want to talk about it go on then run us through it what was going through your mind for the goal so second half also apparently I played 50 minutes 5-0 yeah pretty solid so yeah I played right back and then finally got here we go here it is fuck up look at that it's actually a really good goal isn't it yeah Oh, didn't really know what to do. I just did the fake point. It just dropped off and hit him with that one. Fuck it. So talk us through the goal then bro. For my audio boys. I finally got back on, onto the pitch in the second half. Yep. Fluked my way into left wing. I was like, oh, this is it.
17:49Chip:Like, you know, you're never going to really get a better chance than that. I don't know how much longer I'm going to be here. I got a right foot. I can cut in and fuck it. All I was thinking is like, I need to cut in. I just need a chance to cut in. Who is it that you do there? Batch. Batch, which is by the way, pretty good. Like, you know, really solid. Yeah, he's great. I'll talk about him in a minute. Yeah, Harry pings like a really good long ball, actually. Like fucking switches it from like far back. He's basically right back. Switches the ball. I chase it down. I'm like thinking, oh, Batch is a bit of a long day here.
18:18We have a bit of a tussle. The ball does bounce up and hit my hand. Accidentally. Accidentally. Which, it didn't actually change anything. Like the way gravity works, the ball's going back down anyway. I just kind of hit it into the floor quicker. So it doesn't... Nothing fucking... Nothing changed, bro. Yeah. yeah swear say swear and then I realised alright it's opened up here I've got like a little batches behind me it's sketching goal like I just need to get a bit of height on this and it should go in and it was actually really identical to the the goal I scored in the Chris Mdivid as well
18:50Chip:damn so someone say you manifested that you trained for that yeah I saw an idea of it like cutting into that it's really similar yeah but outside of the box little finesse plus fuck off finesse plus
19:00Cal:so what did it nearly get chalked off Oh boy, you nearly get chopped off.
19:05Chip:Bro nearly ruined his best moment of your life. I gotta tell you, you don't know about what actually happened. I know, yeah, I don't know. I know it hit my hand, but I'm like, they're not gonna get rid of that moment. I turn around, I see Cal chewing Mark Klatenberg's ear off. So what happens? Mark, so yeah, VAR, obviously, I've just seen a handball. That's my team standing up for my team. He comes over, but Mark Katenberg calls me over. Yeah. I'm doing it as like me like I'm memeing it thinking yeah whatever anyways he calls me over and he like wants me to come onto the pit so he's obviously trying to get like a bit I guess a moment come over and he goes um you're challenging that yeah and I'm like yeah of course I'm challenging that and he and he's he's looking at me and he's like right okay we're listening to it was it accidental and I was like nah look he's dribbling with it or whatever and um he just on his mic he it pops up on screen and we do the whole reaction.
20:00Chip:I was like, after celebrating I had to watch it on screen I was like, this is the worst feeling ever. Yeah. And then he comes over to me and then it's like, might be disallowed. I'm like, oh, he comes over to me and he goes, thought you were my mate.
20:13Cal:To be fair, you know, if it got disallowed,
20:17Chip:bro, it would have been one of the worst moments ever. I wouldn't have been on this pod today. No fucking way. I saw the pod that flashed before my eyes. I would have been like, you know you know what but then anyways uh mark clattenberg literally goes ah accidental it did just bounce up and hit my number yeah it was accidental genuinely didn't change it um but we managed to get the clip and it was um i needed that redemption as well like that was yeah it couldn't have gone better it was so good that fucking feeling was nuts because i didn't really like i said i wasn't nervous i'll have adrenaline but then i scored that and i was like oh it's on such a high run up to jack and basically was like yo you can take me off now yeah you literally did roll over about a minute later and just go, oh, my knee was giving out a bit.
20:59And then like two minutes later, Jack's like, oh, he's center back. So I just had to run back on. But I thought, yeah, I'm pretty happy with the performance. I thought you played well, mate. I thought it was good.
21:07Chip:You got your goal, but you also, you also got your not goal, which is, it's a storyline that you want to have. That was good. It was perfect. It was good. I really didn't give a fuck that we didn't win, to be honest. Yeah, well, that was it. Even last year, I was the same. Like the vibe's just, it's just a good vibe. Just looking for loads of goals. Yeah. Toby's Trevelo was fucking nuts my god what I want to do I've got on here I want us to sort of rank the top three goals but obviously we've got to talk about my goal lads
21:33Cal:yeah sick come on boys I was hyped when you stepped up
21:37Chip:you know what happened oh my god they're actually going to take one so well what happened was previously and this happened even last year we spoke about like bringing ourselves on for a bit it didn't happen Jack wasn't too keen on the idea when we actually when the time came I was like I'm completely fine I'm not bothered either anyways penalties roll around penalties penalties roll around and i see jack joseph putting on it uh jack joseph putting on his boots okay and i'm there like oh fair enough he's doing it i'm doing it as well yeah so was this his trainer job no i know i asked simon for his boots i was there like i was too risky not to do it without boots um and then lo and behold we were told we were taking the first ones so what's the plan to go down the middle there because i don't think it was was it You were going for a corner bro.
22:21I heard rumors of it was meant to go bottom left. Yeah, it was meant to go bottom left.
22:27Chip:Bro, bro. I can't explain to you. No, I'm here. The world was on my shoulders. Yeah, and let me just tell you this. Yeah, pen is a different beast. I want to know when it happens. This is a different beast. And also you have to remember, I'm not kicked a ball. Yeah. Like this is my first touch in someone else's boots while I've got a headset on. the world's against me here do you know what I mean in some tight ass chinos by the way such a good outfit though
22:56Cal:looks like you're about to put the fries fucking loved it
22:58Chip:people kept coming up to be going big mac fries I was there like do you know what that clocked it was the NFL thing yeah head coach it does look like that meme when the NFL coach is sprinting the whole pitch as well there have been so many people doing the oh you can even see in the bottom right loads of comparison memes Jack Joseph you know what I rate that he fucking just went to twice. Mate, it was almost a fucking unreal pain. Like he really did go for it. Yeah, big respect to... By the way, I do just want to say big shout out to Jack Joseph anyways, because if it wasn't you, Chip, he's such a sound person to be doing the whole manager gimmick with.
23:37Chip:And me and him had spoken with him, like we're going to create a bit of content on the side. I genuinely had a really good time with him. And I also thought he did a really good job because he actually doesn't know much about football. Or like, mate, he was just asking, how do subs work all this and to be stuck in that position he actually did a sick job i was doing the numbers every time he'd be like him for him and the guy but what number's there blah 67 for number nine i was doing that the whole time um but it's just such a good day in it the weather was generational as well there's something weird weird about that always just a generational day they've never had rain on the day yeah which is just fucking crazy um right let's do some top some top moments i want to go top three goals chip you you you watch the game in it so you've seen the goals.
24:18Cal:I watched it at home.
24:19Chip:Let's get your, as an outsider, where are you ranking? Give me top three.
24:24Cal:Let me think now. Yours, Toby. I'm trying to think. A lot of the goals were actually... No, Batch's goal. Batch's goal. The Burkham spin he did was so good. I'll tell you what, Simon's as well. Yeah. Simon had a great... Batch's first goal was the one. Is it the one where he does the spin? Yeah. Fucking blast.
24:43Chip:People aren't actually respecting that enough.
24:45Cal:And his second one as well was actually really nice as well. Simon had one where it was just like really good technique and it just pinged it. I don't know which one it was, but do you know which one I'm talking about?
24:54Chip:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good. I think the best goal probably has to go to Toby. Travella free kick. I think it's hard to...
25:01Cal:Yeah, just like pure... I think I'd say Toby's was the best. I'd probably put yours second. Appreciate that, bro. I'd probably get the same, actually. Maybe the Batch one. I'd have to see them all. The Batch one's got to be in the top three. I think I need to see them again, to be honest. Yeah. Marlon's little finish at the beginning. Is that his goal? Yeah. it was a tidy finish Marlon's not happy with his performance at all when we got back to Piotr he was like oh fuck I thought it was pretty good I was like yeah bro he did like GA yeah he looked a lot better than everyone else in the midfield a bit like he was I tell you what it felt really safe just having him and Chris in midfield even if they're not doing anything crazy just two people who are like composed and can just like pick out a pass you're like oh bro this is so sound like the second they had the ball you just felt calm yeah and he got his goal but the thing is with him his whole thing is like Marlins aura and like all the training videos and shit like if he doesn't score a Bicey from fucking outside the state an absolute ripper yeah it was like bro mugged by Jinxie Jinxie mug yeah L print L print L print I was getting stressed out with Batch in his first 10 can I just say
26:04Chip:he actually was dog shit in the first 10 minutes I don't think he'll mind me saying that because he actually ended up being way better yeah but that first we talked about Chris and he's goal the Will and he defended that was going to be the biggest stinker of the day. I thought that was going to be nailed on willingly saves us the line. He's done it so many times. I thought that would be like and then we missed it. It wasn't really
26:24Cal:Will's fault. It is. No, no, no. I'm not saying there's no reason to make him mad with the ball. I'm just thinking that's what Will's known for. He's known for that defending. Yeah. That was a nailed on Carl Walker clear. He was glad he got his goal put it that way. Also, the ball did bounce very weirdly. Like, it went in the air and then bounced. It spun. No one was prepared to just run and be like, oh what the fuck so it went yeah it's pretty brutal
26:47Chip:it's just funny though the clip because Will does fully commit to trying to save it he's gone for like the by seat clearance and it all goes tight I could even need to do the by seat just wait for it for no reason what are the goals so we got okay we'll go with we got Toby your goals up there I actually do think the spin is what is so good about it it's just beautiful oh took him right out of it
27:10Cal:took him right out of it
27:11Chip:and then it's a solid finish
27:12Cal:as well when you gotta have a bit of a run for it as well like yeah there's just composure I will say XQC was XQC was way more solid than I thought he'd be he made some good saves he fully stopped George having a moment it was the XQC that saved Jason's pen yeah good save
27:27Chip:yeah you know our Jason on the sideline he was like he was like coach I gotta get my redemption and they're like bro you're never getting a better chance than a pen in a game that's the chance I'm sorry bro I would want no part of a pen like even if it's me one on one and I get snapped I'm like anyone else take it. I don't want that shit. I'm shit at pens as well. That's the thing. I'm all right at pens and even then I went bottom left and it just went down the middle. I'm so glad that XUC missed the ball. I think it's none of the match as well. Deserved. I thought. He's been grinding for that bro.
28:02Like flew out his fucking trainer. He's not been fucking about at all. What did he get? Two goals and maybe an assist.
28:09Cal:There could have been a few man in the matches to be fair. Yeah. Arthur TV by the way. Three assists. Three assists. Crazy. Solid performance. Could have scored, hit the post, didn't he? He got a lot of minutes, didn't he? Yeah, sorted Vic out, sorted Jinxie out, two sweat yells. What was the other assist? I think it's the one that hits the post and it counts, did it count as an assist? It hits the post and then somebody scores off that?
28:31Chip:Jinxie. Oh, okay. I didn't realize how quick he was. He's quite fast. Yeah, he's, yeah. Yeah, he did.
28:37Cal:He actually did look quick. He looked quick on the telly as well when I was watching it. I mean, obviously, Patrick. yeah I mean time the thing is it's so expected because he's like that's why you
28:47Chip:you can't really give him the man of the match because he needs more to do yeah genuinely he just doesn't try
28:53Cal:yeah it's crazy
28:54Chip:it's the same with Toby as well Toby's similar vibes like he's just kind of there to help everyone else out let me just fuck about now yeah I'll just get a little Travella free kick goal and then just fuck it off for the rest of the match yeah Nico actually had a bit of tech when I was watching the highlights Nico was pretty good he was actually just doing people
29:10Cal:I didn't really clock he had a moment Ginge in the first half was good and then he kind of dropped off a bit but Marlon should have bagged that
29:17Chip:he like done Ginge and then he was the wrong goal and I think he flopped it yeah that would have been a good goal his header was good who Ginge?
29:26Cal:yeah in the technique you're looking at you like that just it just looks professional that's probably yeah that's it that's probably one of my favourite goals from it it looked like a proper goal the way yeah the Rooney I think he kind of pushes off someone as well to create a space in the corner I'm like you know what you just sweat you little fuck about Arthur got like a 9.3 didn't he yeah 3 assists bro
29:46Chip:I got 7 let's take a look at some of the ratings that we've actually got here Arthur was the second
29:50Cal:highest player behind Simon I think AB what was yours 7 oh you take that
29:54Chip:as long as you're not is it a green it's a green yeah that's what I was going to say yeah go up go up 9.4 for Arthur so Simon 8.4 yeah 8.4 for Chris he had most successful dribbles or something yeah XQC Sketch by the way in minute one he gets a knee to the forehead off of who's the boss and I was like wow you've firmed that very well I love Sketch actually I didn't know what to expect I didn't know if he'd be like a bit like to himself he's actually just like he's one of the boys isn't he he's just so chill I think out of all the people I've not met Adapt was the goat I remember you saying this fucking hilarious like actually just so like I don't know he was just like vibing with everyone just chatting I was trying to I couldn't get much out of Jinxie Really?
30:44I didn't get much out of him I don't know if he just dialed in on the match But I've been the same Yeah, yeah I couldn't get much out of bro
30:50Chip:Nice lad Yeah It's just one of those where you're there like Alright Yeah Alright, sweet bro I'll see you around Yeah, adapt was fucking class Let's talk about my boy Cary Minati I didn't get to chat to him Really Tip Was he on bro? He was alright, you know Was he? I think I think because it wasn't his first time and he wasn't so arsed about, what was he giving you problems when you were around? No, he was, and I remember seeing it, it was a bit rude to chip, but he was actually okay. Yeah, all right. He did give me a couple of times on the bench where he's like, when am I getting on like this?
31:27Chip:And I just said, Carrie, you're not getting on again. Yeah, that's your time up. He needed your discipline, mate. Yeah, you're too nice. That's the problem. How many subs does he got? Yeah, how many subs does he got? He's massive, bro. yeah he's a big creator I think he's got 21 mil on Insta one of the biggest yeah on Insta yeah that is insane he's fucking fine
31:46Cal:I think because last year Mr. Beast and Speed were there so it was like them three were like the big guys and they just kind of didn't get the fuck about the manager they were like
31:53Chip:yeah we'll do our own thing yeah so yeah and he was actually okay I got let me just say now by the way my most improved player was actually Jason LeWayne I know that might sound pretty insane yeah he wasn't bad at all but he just compared to the first year where he genuinely couldn't kick a ball. I was actually really impressed and he did start, oh let me tell you an embarrassing, you got, neither of you know about this there was an embarrassing moment so I'm doing the lineups but obviously I've given the lineup beforehand and for whatever reason I've listed out the wrong lineup in the changing room by one person and I felt awful but it just was so sound about it.
32:35Chip:I'd put if you go, can you just Scroll up. Who was it that started in front of it? Oh yeah. It was Ron started ahead of squeezy. So I had squeezy starting when I was announcing it. Squeezy's like, yes, I'm fucking starting. Striker as well. Yeah. Striker. And then, and then the, the starting 11 lineup comes out on the graphics and it's run up front and I've just gone to squeezy man. I'm not, I'm so sorry, man. I'll get you on as soon as I can, but I felt so bad. That was bad. Yeah. That was, that was on me, but yeah.
33:05Cal:How would the new guys think?
33:07Chip:because it was Squeezy really sounded I really like that I mean lad I have to admit Bro he's built different and he's actually kind of laying as well yeah he's like a little Van Dyke yeah yeah he's a chill guy really nice he's funny that's why he was at the back right he's just kind of he had to hide a little bit yeah apparently that guy runs France yeah I've heard that yeah fuck knows bro yeah but well if you go on his insta his latest insta post is him and Lamin Yamal so yeah he's up there yeah celebrations top three celebrations what we what we doing here oh I really wanted Chazza to do the the Gokker did he not do it no he didn't I thought because I saw him go like that I didn't like when he was running behind him he did the Henri celebration with the with the corner flag nice still a good one I actually think Ginger's Rooney Rooney celebration didn't get nearly as much love I loved Nico's surfer
34:00Cal:one with the glasses yeah that was good he did the are you talking about the one with the shades packet for the dislodged goal are you talking about Shay's one was the first one then he scored like oh yeah okay yeah and he did the what was Simon's one he did like a Harland
34:13Chip:oh that one is because Eze so he had both he had Harland and Eze set him celebrations to do it both of them ah okay yeah so Harland posts his thing that's cold yeah the um oh by the way big up Chazza yeah I managed to get him a fair bit of minutes because I know like well you saw how excited he was to be part of it yeah it was buzzing and it was kind of bad because I didn't bring him on until maybe like the 30th minute. I could tell he was feeling a bit like, yo, what am I getting on? But then he played like, I think the whole second half. But yeah, Chaz is way better than I thought he is, by the way.
34:48Chip:I didn't realize, but I found out at the Bobboy shoot actually how good he was. People had told me like, oh, he was at Academy, but you never really know someone's level. Yeah. Rocked up to that Bobboy shoot and that video coming out will be sick as well. Like a penalty that they did. And yeah, Chaz was just fucking sick. Yeah. He can twat a ball. Yeah, he's got plenty of weight behind that leg, you know? What do you mean by that, bro? No, he's got big legs, doesn't he? Big thighs. He gets a lot of power behind that. He's a good leg. Top three celebrations right now. We've got one. Gingerooney.
35:22Chip:I think so, yeah.
35:28Cal:Number two. I'm trying to think of some more, though. I've forgotten. We just talked about Max Fosch burning the yellow. Oh, yeah. I was going to say, what was your favorite moment of the match?
35:37Chip:That's got to be that. In his preparation for it, we made a group chat on the training day. He was like, someone can practice the card thing with me. Will went to do it with him. And he basically had a bowl of liquid, which was like whatever the flammable stuff was that the magic trick works with. And he was practicing on the yellow card and he dropped the card and it went into the bowl of all of his flammable liquid and the bowl just went up in flames. So he lost all his liquid. He lost all of his shit that he needed for the match. So I don't know how he managed to do it. He also said before the match, it works 50 % of the time.
36:11He said there's a big chance he holds it and like nothing happens. So like he was doing that thinking, please go up into flames and then he just fucking did it.
36:18Chip:By the way, look, it was perfect. I don't see how it goes better for him. Oh, it's so good. Like it looks like After Effects. Yeah, that is just ridiculous. It is something out of Hogwarts. It was really good. Seeing it live, knowing it happens 50 % of the time, I was like, please. Yeah, I'm on the side. Like, please, bro. Yeah. Yeah, that was fucking sick. Yeah. Danny took his goal well. Oh, I'm so glad Danny scored. Yes, me too. Yeah, he needed that. Good goals, baby. Everyone will fuck off. Yeah, look, he's buzzing with it. And you know what? So his mum and dad are like... Knees side onto the Astro turf.
36:51Chip:Oh, those knees. Ah, he does a knee side, listeners. He starts on the pitch, but he goes off the pitch onto the Astro turf, and it looks like it just rips his leg. Brutal. It's hard to think of the celebration. I can't remember what everyone's celebrations were. Yeah, that was like the most... I think Chaz was in his side. Yeah. I think. No, Chaz did the honorary one. Oh. Yeah. Well, he kind of button matches a bit.
37:15Cal:There was another one similar to Danny's, I think. I can't remember who. What did Batch do? I think he was good. He was a fucking wolf. There was a...
37:21Chip:Oh, the wolf crawl. Would it be... Yeah, what? I think Batch was just so gassed. It's kind of like you, just like... Everyone has like a funny idea in the head. And then until you do it, and then they feel like they're in an edit, so they don't want to ruin it. Imagine I actually scored and then went... On all my shit.
37:36Cal:No, but you know how viral that's going though, bro. That's a different thing. Will kicked the corner flag and reminded me of the Vardy one.
37:42Chip:Yeah. Yeah. I was buzzing for Will to get that as well. I really wanted to twat the corner flag but I was thinking there's so many ways this could go wrong like fling up back of my fucking ood or you get caught on it or just...
37:54Cal:It's a risky one. You just lose everything at that moment. It couldn't have gone any better to be fair. Like everyone's scored. Except for poor George. Yeah, George. You have four chances. It just wasn't his day, was it? He kind of just locked in. George nearly had another moment where he scored in like the last minute. It was the winner. It was the winner. Because he got the winner like technically last time. And then I saw him run. I was like, oh my God, it's his day. George is going to bag it again. And it wasn't far, man. It was really close.
38:23Chip:Well, that's what we're when people are like, oh, match fixing, match fixing. Like, mate, if George puts that in the back of the fucking net, We win. I don't have the anxiety of a penalty.
38:33Cal:Well, at least George has scored before. So it's not like he's missed out his moment. Did he score at Wembley last year? Yeah, he did. He scored like the ninth goal for your team. Oh, sick. And then Theo went and bagged shit after. Yeah. The Theo, Chris MD shirt. Oh, yeah. Chris is selling.
38:48Chip:Oh, that's... Oh, my God. There we go. Let's get that in the top. That's number one. That's my number one for me. Yeah. Okay, fine. So we'll go Chris MD, number one. Yeah. Ging Waza. Yeah. and then three third AB finger point
39:03Cal:nah I was waiting for when you scored you know what it is funny
39:06Chip:because you do rock your head back yeah
39:08Cal:I was waiting for you to score AB and I was like nah he's going to lift his top and it was saying like justice for Chip I was like it's coming I know it then I saw you talking about then I saw that and I was like ah he's just forgotten hasn't he he forgot to put his top on ah big moment and he's forgotten I did actually give away my shirt at the end yeah I saw someone comment it A guy had a sign saying, can I have your shirt? And I was like, all right. And then someone asked for my sock. He had my both socks. Oh, fucking hell. Someone's got my sock. All right. Someone's coming in them right now.
39:39Chip:Someone's nutting in your sweaty socks, bro. Probably a fucking 40-year-old girl, bro. No, it's definitely a bloke. One of them was a good, like, I gave that to a guy and then a girl. So what, you split the socks up? No one got the pair? Yeah. That's kind of you. No, one sock each. One sock each. I was just walking around Wembley with the dogs out. I was like, this is weird. I've been fucking ransacked with everything oh my god there's this moment right I think it's 20 minutes in I'm making my first subs and I kind of half expected it right but I do feel bad for George I maybe stitched him up a little bit I've told George at the 20th minute to substitute on for JJ yeah he goes on and they're like yeah go tap JJ tell him to come off goes up this would happen I like there's an inkling but at the same time sometimes JJ is just not really that arsed.
40:27Chip:Anyways, goes on JJ, JJ, JJ looks at me, goes me and I go, yeah, yeah, you. And he goes, fuck off. I'm the captain like that. And so the door just goes, all right. But it's completely fair. I probably shouldn't have tried to take one of the cyber members off at the 20th minute. Also, I think my bad. That is my bad team as well. I forgot who it was. Someone went up to Vic and was like, I'm going on strike and now you're not. Yeah, Vic does that. Vic would not, he'd be like, no, I'm a striker. Vic was like, fuck it, I was like, all right, that's fair. And he bagged it open play as well. Well, don't, that was my lesson learned.
41:02Chip:Don't try to sub the sidemen early. It's not going to work, bro. And you know, so when he, Jack Joseph goes up to me, he's like, when can I sub the sidemen? I was like, mate, at your own risk. I'm not playing around with that. Yeah, I felt, but yeah, look, here it is, JJ just looking like, Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Did George have to run back off? Or did he go, oh, you should have been like, just go for someone else. Nah, I didn't. Mate, it's really difficult. Honestly, making early subs is really difficult. There we go. I just chose Carrie. Carrie, you come off. Yeah, there you go.
41:35Chip:He's giggling. It was fucking class. JJ actually played pretty well, honestly. All the sidemen boys, but Josh was really good. Wow. So solid. Yeah, I say Jason was the most improved, but Josh has got to be up there too. Yeah. he felt like hella composed it was like a yeah and Chip yeah it says here like All Stars second win in a row you know I did that shit for you bro thank you bro thank you you know what I actually did have the top on underneath and after my pen
42:02Cal:I was fucking praying that you would win to be fair because I was like oh if he loses again lies that's dark I can't lie
42:08Chip:but when it went to pens I was there like I'd like to win this but then there was a lot of people I saw asking like why are the penalty takers the penalty takers and it was because it was people that hadn't scored at Wembley yet. Yeah. Which I think is a really nice thing to do.
42:23Cal:It doesn't really matter because you're just making sure that, you know, the people got an experience. I did notice when Simon had missed two penalties, they sent Chris up. They sent Chris up, which is valid because you kind of wanted to go the distance.
42:34Chip:You got to get it a bit longer, otherwise it's going to be... I thought we were doing people that hadn't scored yet. Chris steps up. Fine. I thought off TV should have been on one. Yeah. Oh, man. That would have topped off a nice day for him. But he did get loads of minutes So swings and roundabouts I felt bad for Laserbeam as well He really did not want to take He was like I don't want to do it And they're like Nah you take him on He's like You gotta do it though Even if you miss At least you did it At least you stepped up Give it a crack I wouldn't Even if I didn't score I would don't want Really?
43:06Chip:Yeah it is grim I'm not gonna lie Like I said I actually think I'm okay at pens And my shit went nowhere near I've got no interest in pens bro Just fuck Everyone Messaged me like congrats on the pen I've just been playing it off like obviously I went down the middle at Wembley that's what I do so guys if you are watching or listening if you could just kind of keep the gimmick up for me that'd be sweet we'll just keep making our thing if that's alright just trying to keep it keep it good what else oh yeah you're saying AB yeah you wouldn't have taken a pen now nah and especially after I scored that one it's like why would I ruin this moment I've got the good ending I'm done that's been going forever we're wrapped up you'd get hit by a car today I'm fine not ours bro and then we had like the celebrations have you seen the clip where Will and he's jumping around and his medal just falls off
43:51Cal:funny though did he get a new one because he doesn't realize I don't know but look they're kind of like unhooked there and then they're off oh the trophy was oh wow by the way wasn't it mate
44:01Chip:let me tell you it weighs so much that poor carry lad he couldn't get it up really in the celebrations he just about gets it over his head where is it who gets it oh it goes to the sidemen like office or set or something I'm not gonna lie I did chance it. So where's that going? Because I would have loved to bring it in on the party.
44:20Cal:James took glasses. Oh, did he? Yeah. I was just like, I was just like, take it, bro. I would have loved to have taken that. That one is actually cold as well. I'll tell you what, Jinxie's man of the match award is fucking sick as well. The ball, bro. He's just more Champions League ball. He's walking around the lobby with that. I was like, oh, fuck this guy.
44:36Chip:Yeah, that was cold. Oh, here it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I can tell you you were struggling a little bit. By the way, check my arms.
44:42Cal:like you know I'm back in it right I can tell you back in the gym a little bit here it comes
44:46Chip:so actually could you just go to the so when JJ goes to lift up the trophy now keep in mind no one's touched or seen this trophy yet he dangles it over the edge I thought the top was gonna go off and it's like a spear look I was like mate are you sure that's connected if that falls off by the way somebody dies down there that's not even a joke yeah seriously um scared me the part
45:11Cal:like that.
45:12Chip:Yeah. But I heard Spencer was pretty, pretty savage on the comms about a lot of people. Really? So I don't know if he's going to wake up with a bit of anxiety, but I have to admit, I listened to the bits about me and it was fucking hilarious. I didn't know it was anything too, but I thought he was going to try to score when AB lives in a grotto and Christmas has come early. Oh, wait, what did he say? After I scored, Stephen went AB lives in a grotto and Christmas has definitely come early for him. Oh, good for the edits. Yeah. Brilliant Last night was the best scroll of my life Oh yeah I bet The post charity You don't even go on the FIP once It's all on mentions Oh is that what you're on?
45:50Yeah It's all on mentions
45:51Chip:Yeah all the clip farmers Were out in force bro What do you reckon? Do you reckon They do it again? What's the vibes? Well The thing is Oh I stand Supposedly you got the inside intel I saw this I think this got played on the stream This is for something else oh is it yeah it's for something else but who knows it might be cool yeah could be really cool John in the ad yeah that would be pretty sweet it could be really cool if I was allegedly playing or something what was I gonna say the thing is right if they made 4 mil last year and they made 6.2 this year it's actually just like mad mean to kids and education if they don't do more I hear that so I would actually say by them not doing it they're starving kids and stuff yeah oh so everyone hates school fucking school trips now yeah oh yeah you don't want to go go ape anymore yeah i mean you don't want to go and build a canoe yeah go down a fucking river with your classmates if that's what that's the type of guys you are then yeah then so be it i'll be honest with you do you want what i think what i think they should do switch it up a bit i think it's got to go abroad yeah and it's got to go abroad to a place with a with a with a big fan base yeah because i i i don't mind you can downsize Is it?
47:07Chip:Yeah, I'd be worried about selling tickets in the US. Yeah. I think obviously they do have a big American audience because it's so spread out, hard to get everybody in one place. But if they could do like a 30, 40K spot, where else? I think like France and stuff, they got their own YouTubers. You could do Australia. That would be fucking mega. There's a big overlapping audience in there. You could probably sell out. I think you could do the Wembley of Australia. Do you reckon? 100%. Like when we went to Australia, led the yeah they really show support that'd be fucking sick mate have the sidemen done australia yet no don't think so maybe because they've always spoken about doing an australia trip maybe they just fuck off the australia trip and they just run a run a charity match in oz how do you get all the creators out there though that's the only thing everyone's got money to buy a flight let's not fuck about it i'm trying to get my shit comped oh yeah same but if not I'll fucking pay myself if I can if I can score another worldie but yeah Melbourne oh there we go cricket ground 100k I think it would I think it would be this one the Accor Stadium in Sydney oh get me to Sydney that's my favourite spot 83k oh that's perfect that's a perfect spot any of these yeah the Accor Stadium do it there lads what do you think they should do differently in terms of how they changed the teams this year with like a few of the other boys on the YouTube team what would be the gimmick that you changed I think the whole gimmick would it just being in Australia in general I don't think they'd have to switch anything up say they did it I think it's the first time it's abroad I think that is the gimmick say they did it in the UK again what's something they could do to change it again I don't know man fuck I'd leave that to them that's why I don't do it I don't think they have to switch something up really but they do want to keep it fresh yeah how do you do that do you do that with what do you reckon Chip you're the creative one you're fucking hell you're the one with the brains
48:58Cal:no I think KB's right I don't think anything needs to change if you go to Australia but I guess for people watching it if they did it in the UK let's say it was Wembley again next year oh no that'd be shit that's what I'm saying yeah not shit it's fucking cool as fuck but three times in a row not much changing if you're doing it in the UK again I don't know there's not much you can do in the UK Old Trafford's a bit of a fucking shit it's alright you could tour it around the UK but wasn't the talks of it going up north or am I wrong I don't know if they were
49:28Chip:going to do they might have done it in like Old Trafford or something like that. Stuff like that's cool, but then you kind of just turn a bit soccer-ady. Do you know what I mean? Because that's kind of what they do. I don't know.
49:37Cal:Maybe just keep doing it, keep changing the lineup a little bit, keep the originals still. Here's a fun one.
49:43Chip:Cooper Flagg was over for it. Yeah. That's pretty sick. I got the follow. Yeah, I saw that. He's such a nice guy, man. Is he a big YouTube Sidemen fan? Yeah, he was watching the content. He DM'd me a few, like a couple of weeks before and said he was trying to get over for it, but I didn't know if it was like, yeah, I'm going to try and go. And then they just fuck it off. But yeah, he actually rocked up and he was a lovely guy. Got lots of time. Chatted to him. And it's kind of weird because I don't like in the UK, I don't think people realize like Cooper fly is sort of like your, you're a Laminio mile.
50:18Chip:Yeah. Yeah. Of, of basketball. He's a star boy. Yeah. Um, and you said your dad was buzzing to me. That's about it. Cause he's big into basketball. He was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? When I looked him up, I was like oh Cooper what are you saying all the comments were there like what the fuck Cooper flag just spawning in on the Simon Jerry training day what the fuck none of the UK guys really clock in that that's like a mad deal yeah I only like found out who he was probably like two weeks before yeah that's it it's pretty ideal because I've been on my NBA edits recently on my Lomelo bullshit oh yeah now I'm a Cooper flag guy oh right I just came back from the card so I was trying to find a nice little Cooper flag card just to be there like yeah that would have been a cool little pretty good investment as well yeah yeah definitely a good investment um yeah that's pretty much that's the majority of it was a movie though it was a movie what was the peak concurrence of it was it like two mil
51:13Cal:something like that what was the most that they've ever had that isn't the most i saw it was at 1.8 but i imagine it probably went higher than that because but do you know what the most is ever
51:22Chip:now obviously it'll be when like speed and beast were involved yeah maybe last year's did more
51:27Cal:concurrence because of that but I still thought this was better. I thought that this was a but it's hard to say because I was watching it. Oh my god it's already on
51:35Chip:11.3 mil views are you fucking mad? That's sick. What a day? Yeah. I feel like you can tell we're pretty fucking zapped of energy as well from that day. It's nice to do a little debrief relive the moments. Yeah. That's it. That's the most like overstimulated social battery most cooked I've ever been yesterday. Yeah. The friends and family part after just like nice goal mate cheers mate it needed that after the miss and then it's just a repeat yeah 100 times yeah that friends and family bit after and it's always not jarring that's not the right word it's always just a bit like you guys have been drinking for the last three hours bizarre mix and i would love to be peppered like you but i'm just about to have my first drink yeah and I'm fucking fucked I can't feel my knee yeah um but nah met the fam yeah met the family met the brother met the parents met the boys all sound you know what it is um they're they're not what I thought they'd be like what were you expecting I don't know what I was expecting but they're like they're really sweet yeah I don't know why but they're all like sweet nah not degenerates but like like you know you're quite like a you're quite like a energetic guy yeah yeah they're not like that well your mum your mum's class yeah she's she's a lot more like that I was ripping a few jokes so that you don't mind she's also low-key probably in like parents evening mode you know what I mean like me and my teachers yeah well don't make it sound weird for me she probably felt like that yeah you know what I mean like oh oh you're his caretaker yeah yeah yeah she was met the fucking boys as well
53:16Cal:That's what I'm actually gutted about, not meeting your famine boys. Yeah. That would have been sick. Man, that was... You just sacked off the whole thing for no reason, didn't you? Yeah, I actually just watched it on the telly. You weren't meant to go away, though, weren't you? I was meant to go away, and it kind of fell through, and I was like, I can't just pop up asking for tickets now. Yeah, it's a bit beggar. Yeah. You would have just... Nah, but I'm not going to do that, am I? Plus, I actually think it would have been jarring for me. Everyone just being like, what? Oh, yeah, that is ass.
53:41Cal:Yeah. Like, oh, you've been gutted about not doing it that I was just shut up obviously fuck off yeah so it was actually kind of nice to watch your home but I was so depressed I was like fuck I'm missing out on like a life moment that's what it was like last year genuinely like the worst day ever and you two were both managers yeah I've not got enough motion yet yeah but at least you knew it was coming for you yeah I didn't know I really didn't expect to call it this year genuinely like I thought like there's a chance I got it but the way they were talking about getting like big foreign creators on I like I really just didn't expect did you when did you get asked after inside the night yeah the night before we went on the ski
54:18Chip:trip harry messaged me okay because what i was gonna say is after you filmed inside and obviously you didn't get like one of the the what was it the special temptation the temptation you did get that did you think oh it actually could be a wrap here yeah i just didn't expect it like yeah there's a small chance it happens but i'm not expecting and then time was going on and i was like i'm not the color but i just was like first i'll just watch it in person but then i was fucking high Do you know what it makes me do though When I see that sort of stuff In a weird way I was just like afterwards I think I texted you I was there like Nah it makes me actually Just want to make like Sick videos Like smash like Short form content Like I don't know It is motivating Yeah Like even after that Because even I look around And so many people Are just doing it And you as well Do you know what I noticed Especially for me To be fair I've always been shit at this But people are sick At Just like On the spot Making Like content like everybody almost I don't know if everybody pre-plans loads of like like I'm seeing AJ Shabeel post like loads of really good reels like shortly pre-planned this is what I mean and then I'll say like fuck am I needing to do a better job of being a creator I think I'm bad at that shot do you know what I mean we didn't come up on a shot for him did we so yeah even like Chaz was a person like oh here's everything I got with the Simon thing that's what I'm saying I don't even think to do shit like that I think it's because I vlogged the whole thing so I'm doing that in the vlog yeah going through all my you've got a full piece
55:39Cal:of content out of it. Oh, it's going to be a really long vlog. I think it might seem like you're not doing a lot, but remember, you did a fellas video. You've done your vlog. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like, you've done a lot. Oh, by the way,
55:48Chip:if you want to watch
55:48Cal:the fellas video. Free grid pics. Don't worry about tracking everything. Yeah, little collab on that. I posted like seven different angles of my goal.
55:57Chip:Three edits as well. Oh, by the way, just quickly, if you do want to watch the fellas thing, is it like AB had a bit of a mic on? To be fair, we tried to get you a sick mic. What happened to those mics? They broke. Just broke. Yeah, they just broke. Because I don't know where they are. But we've got me. But anyways, we had a camera full time on AB. We had a full camera on me. So you get like this sick POV of both of our days. Jack Joseph was mic'd up as well. Jack Joseph, we managed to get mic'd up. So it's actually really, really good. That's over on Loaded. Go and check that out. Full highlight.
56:28Chip:Shout out to Lee, who was up to like 2, 3 a.m. putting that together. Cooked it so nice and quick. So yeah, Loaded people. And then the YouTube will be out as well. The YouTube one will be out later, but it'll be a shorter version of it. You get the proper one over. It's out today though. Oh, it's already out. It's already, it'll be already out. Well, when the sign five, five, it's already out, but the proper one will be over unloaded. If you want to go check that. What were you saying there before I cut, cut you off? Cause I wanted to promo that. Promo that vlog. No, I was just wanting to promo that video.
56:58Chip:What was it? We were just talking about, I was talking about being a next career. Yeah. Thing is I just, I bet she's doing a fucking dance in the locker room. I'm there like, what am I doing? yeah I literally that was my exact thought when I saw that I was like I didn't think to do shit like that but at the same time like all my shit I'll just clip and whack on Instagram later anyway from the vlog I just do I'm on the clip shit yeah I've been IRL streaming all week bro I've been in my clip farm bag so I've been on FaceTime and nines and shit oh did you what was John Nellis like when at the training ground you know he had like a box of props and like did some well actually we're just the most athletic people in the fucking world oh yeah there was a ball that was at the Ronaldo header height fuck I'm sorry we both did it and no one else did it.
57:38On my first one, I actually leathered it as well, like full on.
57:41Cal:I knew, yeah, you've got some fucking freakish vertical, so I knew that you didn't have an issue with that. But then I saw you do it. Did you post that? Oh, shit. I thought they lowered it. I was like, nah. I don't think we've been posted it. Because I've been waiting to see this. Nah, not yet, I don't think. Oh, yeah, I'm six foot, by the way. When I did my gyno surgery, they had to measure me up. Let's go, bro. I thought that was common knowledge. No, I thought you were always it was over a bit of touch and go, you know, like one of those guys Yeah, I think the thing is we've been six foot is if you say it.
58:14Cal:Yeah, most people about that He's rounded rounded up. Yeah rounded up but we could get a 183 centimeters in feet type that in that is what I was
58:25Chip:183 said all this is big so me and feet. Oh My god, he squeaks it. That is mega that dot.
58:32Cal:Yeah, congrats roll When she said that I was like I wonder what that is First thing I did When I got home I was like Nah I'm finally fucking validated I thought you were six foot anyway Yeah
58:43Chip:That's the one thing People always say When they see you Like you're taller Than they thought
58:46Cal:Yeah We're the same Are you slightly taller than me We're not the same height bro You're not We're not that much different Wait are you Are you over six foot Yeah Oh okay I'm like six one Yeah yeah yeah I think we actually Quite close bro
58:59Chip:How's anyone supposed To compete with this pod This one I mean bro all six, all six for all unbelievably wealthy. Finally worth something. Just yeah, bro. Congrats. That was actually really important for our whole brand. I'm not gonna lie.
59:13Cal:All had the best day of our lives. All scored at Wembley.
59:16Chip:Oh, it was so good. Wasn't it boys? We were up. Wait, this is the first part of that. You done the guy now. You mentioned it.
59:23Cal:Oh no.
59:24Chip:Oh, they're a little.
59:25Cal:Still gotta wear that shit. It comes off on Wednesday. Took my plasters off though. My plasters are off now. What are the nipples in? They're alright, they just got stitches underneath that's all healing up, it's all a bit black and shit Actually looks pretty sick though Yeah, I thought when you sent me the picture
59:40Chip:Actually, yeah I never thought you'd actually get that done By the way, I always thought it was more of a meme Bro, I got there I didn't even really think you had like Nah, it wasn't I thought it was just like the kind of goblin meme and then you're like, I'm getting surgery, I was like, what? You bullied him into that, mate I thought this was a meme the whole time, because you didn't really have like That wasn't bad
1:00:01Cal:I'm thinking this whole time I got grade one. It wasn't too expensive. Oh, wait, don't tell me he's gone.
1:00:06Chip:What are you doing here? He's gone.
1:00:07Cal:Nah, it's actually grade two, which is a little bit worse. He grabs hold of my chest, the doctor, and he's like, all this all needs to go. And I was like, whoa, I just thought that that was kind of like part of the muscle and natural fat that's meant to be there. He's like, nah, we're getting rid of all of that. He's like, we're going to take the gland out. And then he lipoed the rest of it. Fucking hell, by the way, it was horrible. Really?
1:00:30Chip:Okay, talk to us because you're actually Have we talked about this on the pod yet? No, we haven't. No, we have. We've not. We've hardly done pods. We've hardly been here. This might be our second pod together. Fourth recording. Yeah, but second solo. AB's third. Yeah, second solo. Oh, second solo, yeah. I thought you sat the pod off. What?
1:00:51Cal:Talk to us about the surgery. Yeah, like it actually hurt a lot. Oh shit. Yeah, like it was the bit, the needles anesthetic that hurt. He had to do loads of it. And I was like, wait, this is fucking horrible. Yeah, because it sounds like a pretty minor surgery, doesn't it? I was like, he's going to doom a couple needles with me. I'll go super numb. Which is what happens. You do go super numb and you can't feel it. It's a lot of tugging and stuff and you can smell it. Oh, because it's like skin burning, isn't it? When he's trying to make me numb was killing me. I was like, nah. I was like actually making noises and shit.
1:01:24Cal:Yeah. And he's like, I was like. You got watery eyes. Not really. What's happened to me? What? Huh? What sort of noises? fuck bro chill out he wasn't stopping though he was like don't worry i'll be done in a minute yeah five minutes later still get them tits off you know some russian lady i was holding the lady's hand like a kid are you giving birth yeah no but i know surgery so thing is i'm not really fucking with needles too much anyway so i was trying not to imagine what he was doing i was like i've got the sheet in front of me and i think i just didn't expect it to hurt that much
1:01:57Chip:so okay so once you get all fucking numb and stuff so because it's local they're putting so you can't actually see them do it can you no thank god my eyes are open i've got all the
1:02:08Cal:lights ahead of me and then like blue sheet here cut yeah break my chest and thing and i'm lying down and then you could just smell it yeah it took about the smell would have been bad it took about 15 minutes per side that's not bad so it was like cutting on the nipple taking the gland out and then I don't know how the lipo works but yeah it felt really weird and you hear it and then and then the finish and I look down and just like my chest is like fucking flat and I'm
1:02:33Chip:like whoa did you think you'd know you got fucked it what you doing I was like nah like I was so
1:02:38Cal:confused because I was like nah I honestly banged Jim and now it just looks like I don't yeah I don't have a chest but it's time to get that chest back in it's like it's really weird it's like it it was like really chiseled, but like, just feels weird. Is it tender to the touch? A little bit. Like I can't put my arms up high or anything. You can't carry anything too heavy. It's still actually a little bit.
1:02:59Chip:It will be nice though, because that's like the last, um, the last bit of like upgrade upgrades. Nah,
1:03:06Cal:there's more to come, bro. What? I don't know what's next, bro. What's fucking next? I got an overbite. I'm going to fix that. No, come on, bro. You can't stop. Nah, I think I need to get braces for my bottom teeth. You don't. They're kind of a bit fucked Yeah bro Look at my teeth I'm gonna fuck You're so cute bro Yeah cheers bro But like We can't actually just be doing Bare surgeries now Braces isn't surgery Oh I thought you were About some jaw shit Well fucking little Double jaw surgery Little clavicular Just thought in your underbite I think Jack I think it's braces That sorts your underbite I could be wrong I don't know You go off You really want them though Yeah that's true At this age
1:03:44Chip:Or you're not going to accept
1:03:45Cal:Bottom teeth you ain't going to see it
1:03:47Chip:No but it's just isn't a bit of shit for you just having them. Yeah, even at like 18 I got told I need braces and just rub it on the calendar. Nah, I had them and they just fucked it.
1:03:55Cal:Too old. I fucked it. I missed it. Nah, but they're not bad though. They go on the back of your teeth now
1:04:00Chip:so you don't see them. Yeah, I've got potent ones and that. Yeah, there you go. It's just a bit long though. Yeah, I mean, why don't you just bang Jim now? Let's see what's happening. Just bang Jim.
1:04:08Cal:Well, I'm banging. Well, I will be when I go back. You're going to get addicted to surgeries, bro. Fuck. Yeah, I swear if you keep doing this shit
1:04:13Chip:I might actually just So I might pull you to the side.
1:04:15Cal:Just fucking join me, mate. We'll get leg length and in surgery a lot. We don't need to. We're all six foot, bro.
1:04:22Chip:We just hit the six foot. We're the six foot part.
1:04:24Cal:Now I want to be six tooth. Fucking hell.
1:04:28Chip:You're going down a dark path. I'm joking. I don't think I'd ever do that. So yeah, you're happy with the surgery and that. Yeah, it's good. It's good. Yeah. I guess you'll see when it all comes off.
1:04:39Cal:Yeah, now I can wear a T-shirt as well. My nipples just poking through. people flicking them and shit. I don't think anyone did that, bro. People swear to God. It was just the gyno meme we had going on, bro. You didn't have to get sick.
1:04:51Chip:Yeah, so why don't you be careful next time you take the piss out of my boy? Bro, he made that. He'll go and have a whole surgery about it. I think I called him the gyno goblin.
1:04:58Cal:I swear you did. He made that. Nah, he made that. Nah, I was getting the surgery before the meme became a thing. In my head, I was like, I need to get this done. Yeah, that's cool. I was looking at it like years ago. Oh. I've had it since I was like 20. Yeah. I'd say like a lot of people I had as I've been getting bigger it becomes more when I was going through puberty in school it disappears for some people it just goes it's like a it's very hormonal yeah and I think when you go through puberty and you're getting bare testosterone and all you and shit you just because it's kind of a thing like yeah it hurts a bit the boys would like just punch you in the tit at school like with the butt and everyone was like ah because everyone had gyno and it better hurt everyone just had sore gyno puberty nips in school bro I did not know that was a thing bro it was like a week where like Like the boys are like, is anyone else's nips?
1:05:42Like, fuck. I was like, yeah, I'm fucked.
1:05:45Chip:Yeah, fair enough. Unreal. All right, guys. We're going to wrap this bit up. How long will we be going, Stan? One hour, 10. It'll be. Yeah, sweet. Guys, we're going to wrap it up there. We wanted to jump on quickly. I hope you appreciate it. Literally, this is the day after the charity match. A little debrief. We just wanted to get this up ASAP for you guys because I know you wanted to hear about it. So, yeah. Epic. epic wait do we want to see this thing about the guy made a shirt you want to watch it it's guy made it yeah go on let's see it it's good all right let's put this in beforehand all right let's have a look somebody's woosie somebody made us a shirt it's like a design hold on brand so he picked yeah he's picked out a brand okay adidas originals the fellas logo has three main components the old logo though yeah we need to get in the season three season five logo it was a nice I'll go let me skip ahead I don't think I've got wait give him a chance
1:06:41Cal:can you put it on three times speed oh is it a football shirt yeah so he makes a badge and then does a football shirt oh he's making the badge here
1:06:50Chip:alright oh why does it look German anyone else see it like some German it's actually looking a little bit a little bit you know
1:06:58Cal:nah it's nice weight I've seen it
1:07:00Chip:oh shit
1:07:01Cal:you should sell this because it's fucking class
1:07:02Chip:oh is it actually that good yeah
1:07:04Cal:well I just thought the colours are really sick Oh, like it's just got such a cool little look to it.
1:07:10Chip:I don't like the badge much, but the colors are really cool.
1:07:11Cal:Like I'd love, I'd love to wear this in the summer, just World Cup vibes.
1:07:15Chip:Oh, you don't, you don't think it's, it's not like a sports top, it's like a style, lifestyle thing. Oh, hold up.
1:07:20Cal:That was the only thing I didn't like because I don't think our company logo matches it. Nah, nah, we shouldn't. It might even change. So yeah, so you take that out. If they made all the colors under the fellow, I think, yeah, just burgundy color. Ooh, that'd be better. also yeah nah I just don't want the studio's logo flat out hang about didn't we ever bet that if I scored you were going to get a tattoo oh my god what was it what about if I scored what was it
1:07:44Chip:no it's if he scored yeah but what I scored as well that cancels it out that don't even count as a real goal that's a pen yeah that is a real goal like if you go on foot it counts as a goal nah well it does
1:07:54Cal:nah because it doesn't go down on your stats for the year
1:07:56Chip:yeah yes it does it literally does it will say if you go to the thing if you go to the commentary look it's a count for easy goal yeah but that's because of charity much bro it's not that's nothing to do with the bat what was the bet what was the bet it was he gets he gets to choose a tattoo alright yeah so I'll work on that tonight alright bro you actually do have to get a tat yeah I'm definitely gonna do that that'll be good alright bro I would've dyed my hair blue she guys we're gonna wrap it up there hope you appreciated the pod like I said this is the day after we wanted to get this out to you guys ASAP much love if you haven't already check out fellas loaded we got the the big vid it's all on there and congratulations again AB appreciate that for a big performance finally delivering and performing in something yeah well done I broke the script you actually did I wonder what happens now is this gonna be the start of a big run I was saying bro like I fumbled this is the time I doubt I didn't you didn't congratulations well done see you guys next time bye bye
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