283. AB’s Secret Sidemen Charity Match, Boy’s Portugal Trip & Snapchat Beef…

11:19Cal:Nah, he's just trying to annoy me because I'm not here for the week and he's going pub. Oh, wait, you're not here for the week? Why? I'm going away. What? I'm going away. You're going away? Yeah. Another thing I haven't been invited to.

11:31Chip:What, you going with him? Nah. Oh, you didn't actually get an invite to this? I told you I'm done after Madeira. Oh, yeah.

11:36Cal:Nah, don't say stuff like that.

11:38Chip:Me and AB, we'll go away next week then. So what, you just never coming out of another motive? Nah. Why? Have you done one of those things? You actually look upset now.

11:45Cal:Yeah, because I love going over here. Nah, nah, don't make it emotional. Nah, nah, I'm actually well upset. The people are going to be upset as well in the comments. Bro, I rate the trips. We'll go on bare more.

11:57Chip:If you could go into one spot, where are you going?

12:01Cal:Ooh, I think I'm going to let you pick the next spot. I want to go to the Dolomites. Ooh, shout. The Dolomites, it was sick. Was it? Yeah, it is nice. So to go back to the thing, we're hitting pub next week then. Oh, big time. Yeah. A lot of mo now. He's away. I reckon pub's going to be a movie. We have to, we actually have to hurtful things. Say nice. What's weird though. But the other night at the pub, you're drunk. It's like, bro, you can't upload him.

12:27Chip:I don't want to watch yours. I'm not going to watch yours. Everything. I'm not watching it. Do I seen it? The whole vlog. No, don't. No, I'm serious. I felt really guilty after the pub, but I was like, bro, I'm sorry. I have to. You got a brand deal. He had a brand deal. It's been two weeks. My channel's gone. If I'm uploading it. You actually did follow that. He was like, no, I need to upload. It's going up. Nah. Well, you know what? The good thing is, at least you didn't pay for like the whole trip and like sort of everything. Cause then I would have been a bit more annoyed.

13:06Cal:I'm a chill guy like that. He bought me fucking waters and shit like that. His vid will do better because of my vlog. On my life. I'm with you, bro. What's out of 10? What's out of 10? That's not a problem. Not all of the UK YouTube's seen it. Bro, it's an eight. It's an eight. It's an eight. It actually is an eight. Swear. I swear on my life, it's an eight. All right. Well, that doesn't bode well for your video. Yeah, either way, we're fucked. But like, not. It's an eight out of 10. Oh, yeah. Why is he logged into my YouTube? Get off.

13:37Chip:Nah, bro. Eight out of 10. To be fair. checking in on my body just making sure I watched a bit of it and I just thought the chemistry was off you were missing someone nah it was just saying bro you would say immediately no to that trip yeah you would you guys gotta stop just go you know I'm a snap star I'm looking for content oh yeah that's what I do the snap star war it's not really a part of it to be honest you kind of are bro you guys kind of hopped on and like oh this is a big thing but I'm watching you guys just like I like teens there's only one snap star on this side of the room though no I know I like seeing this new like age of creative like you guys coming up in the Snapchat it's cute to see like new don't speak like that

14:13Cal:I kind of brought you in on it bro to be fair like I'll put you on to the Snap Life it's nice to see you breaking into the scene is what I'm saying let me just say you've already been there you're like one of those like NPC wise characters have been doing it for time that you meet at the end of the game let us enjoy our life you took the words out of my mouth like you're doing 50 snaps a day every other snap go slop

14:39Cal:I've got a request though. I've got a request though. Ask what guys are meant five minutes before the pod as well. I'm just throwing around fucking vocab.

14:47Chip:Yeah, I like it. I got a request though. Well, because obviously I've watched yours because I'm trying to learn, you know, I'm trying to learn how to operate. There is an art. Get rid of that Nax filter. Which one? Chad one. Bro, but if I wake up and I'm all puffy and I just look fucked, I'm going to whack the Chad filter on bro. Really? It's a lot though. You can't be hating. It's like every other one. I'm there like, there's a lot. It's just like my default. Like you look chopped. Time to retake another chat. Quick one. It is good. When you look chopped. Stop talking bro. You post four a day.

15:18Chip:You're not even really about this live. This is not even true.

15:21Cal:No, you don't do numbers. You're doing Q &As for free. For no reason. Look, today alone, I've got about 15 snaps up.

15:28Chip:That would be your biggest day in maybe. No, it's not. Since I've started following you.

15:32Cal:It's not bro. It's not. even Sabine has got the snap star bro yeah I know but you know what it just shows I'm doing it for the love of the game like I'm a happy to be here kind of guy I do I can appreciate that the money that Snapchat gives out I kind of don't need it

15:46Chip:no I hear that okay but I will be honest they'd be like just keep an eye on that crown yeah yeah because the way I'm starting to put some serious numbers up on the board I think it gets a bit weird you're doing Snapchat there no 31 though Yeah. So, yeah. I've found a new audience. Yeah. It is long. No, no, no. The 30 pluses. That's who I'm trying to get on. They're on Snapchat. Yeah.

16:11Cal:I don't know if there's many on there, bro. There is. There is. Trust me. It is good, though. It's a great time. Even if you're doing it for free.

16:18Chip:It's a good little scroll. I'm worried, though, because it's another scroll. I actually would like... Yeah, but it's following your boys. Instead of TikTok, I'll scroll someone's Snap story, and it's quite a fun scroll. yeah it's better than a tiktok squad i would agree with that but i don't have many people on there no i go on the explore page but it just ends up being like it's yeah it's just oh bro 100 times someone said i have finger fatigue just to see the bay what what oh why is it not jiggling yeah damn yeah bro come on this was on the thumbnail i saw was it mike malak was mike malak saying that david dobrik earns like a million dollars a month.

16:59Chip:I think so. Yeah. Do you actually reckon that's legit? No way. So many snaps. And then the end of every single one is like,

17:07Cal:let's stop talking about money. Yeah. We need to start talking about spiritual shit now. Okay. Sage and crystals, bro. Okay. Anything. Bring me one. We need to jump on some Joe Weller stuff. Yeah. I was going to say, is this what? Oh my God. Wait, I forgot to, yeah, that vid we did. We just recorded a sick Simon video. Insane video. Actually. Don't go. Can't really go too much into detail, but one of their best crazy production videos in a while really fun yeah that's yeah that's gonna be insane it's actually something a little bit different like 10 creators not even trying to hate but I know it's gonna stay no actually won't

17:40Chip:fuck I was bad at this

17:40Cal:thing is it's not like it's not even from the main channel no wait what more sidemen but it's still sick

17:47Chip:really so they're doing like they would have spent a lot of money making that video oh 100 % bro 100 % bro damn you got flashbacks to inside

17:55Cal:it was like really it was that level We kind of put on a good show. We did. When's it out? It's a little bit of a fellas carry. I'm not sure when. Okay. Well, I'm glad you guys put fellas on the map.

18:06Chip:Yeah, we kind of did. That was really good. Really good. Gotta be done. Gotta be done. Obviously, I was in a side my video that just went out as well. Yeah. People are saying that was amazing too.

18:16Cal:I've not watched it, but it was really good. You were meant to be on that. To stream with my boy Marlon, who I'm friends with off cam as well. Off camera. So how come we never came on the pod? What was up with that? Oh, the thing is, bro, I think when you've got a deep connection with someone, it's like, what are you even going to talk about on cam? Because we've already spoke about everything off cam. That's fairs. Is it though, Chip?

18:38Chip:It's not fairs. I don't think that's fairs at all. I was really excited to meet Marlon. He's not really trying to meet you, bro. Why not? I don't know. I asked him. He said, you've got a weird vibe about you. He said everyone in the industry has been saying it. Off cam. Off cam, yeah. Off cam people have been saying mad shit about you. Yeah, you know what? It ain't even true.

18:59Cal:That's not true, is it? No, what they say about you ain't true. Oh, what do they say? Not even shit that I'd repeat. Yeah. Put it that way. Not on the pod. It gets pretty dark when people chat about color. Honestly, bro. That makes me fucking sick.

19:11Chip:Do you back me up, though? 100%, bro. Yeah. What do you usually say when people are saying bad stuff? I don't say anything, bro. Just know what next gets gripped.

19:19Cal:What? Next gets gripped. Fuck off now, you little bastard. Speaking of Marlon What about the Cowboys? Best new YouTube group ever It is a fucking Fucking line up his class Looks like Jake Paul's old gaff I don't know if it is the same one I think it was one from A music video that he did No but he did the music video At his gaff during COVID Oh yeah Fresh Out London Whoa

19:40Chip:See this is what I'm saying bro You need help No it's because he got It's because he got bare hate Because he basically threw a party For the music video during COVID Everyone's like Nah why is he doing that

19:48Cal:How do you remember though Are we just Like at the point where We can't remember things Because we're old No it's just No, but he knows You know the weirdest Lawrence He's still got an accent You know that Jake Paul song Was on my playlist Unironically Fresh Out of London Was a banger Fresh Out of London He's still got an accent I used to love The rice gum one With Alyssa Violet Go on, give me a bar from it I can't remember I just wrote it on my playlist Nah, nah, nah, nah Different one Every night, sis Every night, sis Yes This is ridiculous Nah, I'm not messing With him at all But nah I think the audience Will back it up so there was a couple bangers floating about I think he had that he had a ghostwriter though back in the day anyway core boys I forget he can't not bang they're already all individually huge I've got a quick question

20:34Chip:there's one guy I'm not familiar with Silky what's he do I don't know he was in the phase he was in phase okay when Banks put that whole thing together I don't I don't know so he's like the Jakey Davids

20:50Cal:Davids Davids Davids Davids It's my fault, Nigel. Please respect him. Jakey Davies understands the art of a clip form. Yeah, he's very good at it.

20:59Chip:Jakey Davies is the funniest guy involved, is what I'm saying. What I mean by that is, is he going to be the most underrated? I don't think so. Okay. I don't know what he's on. Fine. He might be jerks for a lineup, but it's a pretty solid lineup, isn't it? Very solid. They were, I was at a beta squad shoot and Lacey, they were trying to come up with names for the thing. Oh, what? Even at that point, they hadn't come up with the name? Oh, so this is actually like new, new. Yeah. But what does it stand for core again? Is it like create, run everything? What does it stand for? Oh, is that what it is?

21:33Cal:Rattle off the full thing. What is it? Oh, what is it? Create own, run everything. Yeah. Wait, why is it a dig at face? Because they didn't over some sort of contract business sort of shit. Oh, they had like no, that's how it all like tumbled down. So now they're new ones. Like create own, run everything. like it's all those wasn't it fucked how like Banks was streaming launching his new project that he gassed up made the sickest trailer for went live and then they'd dropped it during the middle of it the thing that you gotta realise though like Banks would have one pixel on the screen and the chat would be saying W Aura yeah I don't know you didn't see the clip I don't know if I've seen this the thing is what you guys don't remember is like when she was going good there'd be one pixel of me on the screen and the whole chat would be saying W Aura

22:20Chip:I love that man legendary so yeah they started Cora Boys is it closer to Bob Boys than anything else right it's like stream group yeah I guess so but they are doing a weekly YouTube vid yes that's what they want to get on Bob Boys but I feel like it's harder because they seem to maybe like mainly Marlon but like on his story he's like he's at Miami Ballers League and then had to fly back to LA to do like a two hour stream with Cora Boys then fly back to Miami it's like why It'd be quite hard to maintain because they're just all over the gaff streaming. Yeah, they're never... They're never... I thought I'd just get a train from Manchester to London.

22:58Cal:It's like, it's pretty fucked. Got loads of bread though, so they can get the team and hopefully they've got the team, right team in place already.

23:05Chip:I don't know. They were just figuring out the name the other day. What? Really? Yeah, he said that they... They didn't have a name like a week ago.

23:12Cal:Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. That's what I mean. So maybe they do, but... It was nearly called... Well, one thing I had in mind was the Forever Boys. wait because that was one of the Lacey has a massive F for face tattoos so it's like that'll work for that whatever would have been quite that would have been imagine that with the F logo as well that would have there was another one that was like was it housemates somebody tweeted that that was the other name that they were going to go with and there was like four people for that and

23:44Chip:I think Cora's the best out of those three the thing is they all sound goofy until they pop it off it's not far off friends from work as a housemate no not really how are our friends have friends from work being

23:54Cal:uploading they miss i think so i just think they always miss the upload time but they oh that's all right i think they're still uploading on the day i i love not having an upload schedule it's so sweet well you do with the fellas yeah yeah but like in your own channel it's like never any pressure it's like bro just do it when you want didn't upload this week i know i didn't say i would yeah i need to lock it no you don't i think you how often do you upload another what's meant It tends to be every other week No, every week Yeah But recently I've been It's been a lot of 10 days A lot of 12 days You're letting the people down I just keep waiting for I think I'm getting to the point Where I'm thinking too deeply Into like Some big thing going on In the vid And now I'm like Nah, I should just go back To just whacking A random day in their lives And shit That's good, bro You might die tomorrow Just This is it Just enjoy it Oh, how's the new whip?

24:42Cal:Oh, shit, yeah Oh What the fuck? Have we not spoken about that? No Shit my brain's gone to mush no it's unreal it's fucking sick you've both been in it now yeah what car is it for the viewers it is a turbo s 990 Porsche it like as a driver 911 turbo s he's a bit of a pussy but still looks cool he's you're a good driver I think I thank you I know but obviously the speed camera I think I've already been done no yeah and what did it flash did you get flashed nah I realised I just drove over the lines and the yellow box was there and I was going over the speed limit. Bad piggy. Accidentally, by the way, I didn't realize.

25:21I think if you get in that car, that quick of a car, it's not good in London. You almost got to take into, like the tickets, you got to take that into the price, like the overall price.

25:29Cal:Yeah. It does teleport though, doesn't it? Yeah. When you put your foot down. Yeah. When are we going to do our road trip? Whenever you want, bro. Yeah, should we do some Top Gear special to the Lake District?

25:39Chip:All in our, but the thing is, you know, when I put in the chat, half joke, half serious, about us getting a car reach, I think one, it would make a sick video, but two, do you think we would be really bored if each of us were just in individual cars? No, I think we do too. Do we feel walkie-talkies in Camry? Yeah, walkie-talkies. Yeah, but then you just like, yes, boys, and then it just... No, but you pull over and you take flicks of the cars and petrol stations and shit.

26:03Cal:Let's do it. We'll get two cars and there's four of us. Who's... So like one other car, a driver, and a passenger. Who's the fourth? So us three, well, we need to choose like who's worthy, bro. Wait, no, but why have you added a fourth? Yeah. So that, Oh, I said then, so we don't have to do the thing where you're bored on your own car. Oh, so like, let's, let's say like I was in a car, you were the passenger and then you could switch it whenever. Okay. So there's always two and two. You can still walkie talkie. You say we get just buy cars or rent them for the video.

26:36Chip:Well, you could do either, either or.

26:38Cal:Just get your car now. Stop mucking about. Yeah. But this is what I'm saying. I saw your car actually just rotting away in that car park. All right, bro. Bro, by the way, your summit is wrong with that car because like the whole body work is like lower than the tires now. It's fucked. Yeah, bro. It is. But the tires aren't down. Oh, that's not great. It looks really odd. Bro, it's expired. That car's just gone off. It's gone off. Me and Sabina were just looking at it, knocking on it like, shit just sounds like it's made out of fucking egg.

27:06Chip:Really? I'm going to get someone to go and check it now. It looks rough. Why don't you go? I know you were like scared to do it, but now I've seen the car park. I understand, bro. why you're scared. Yeah. You just told me my car is just like sunken. I think you give it away. Because there's nothing I can do. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go there and I'll be like, oh, right. Still fucked. It's just, yeah, Chip was right. It was fucked. So I just need to send somebody down there, charge it up, take it to the shop, get it all sorted. What if you've left like a gross little meal deal or like a coffee in there?

27:37Yeah, probably. That'll be all right though. Will it?

27:42Cal:There's no bugs that can get in. that's a good point yeah but they grow from bacteria and shit right oh bro you're getting scientific on here either way let's get the new car soon so we can do this road trip okay okay

27:54Chip:and then where are we gonna do Dolomites oh Dolomites we could drive to the Dolomites oh my god put our motors

28:01Cal:on the little Eurostar Tunnel car train thing then just get over there could do Defender could just take the

28:07Chip:the production car no I'm just joking it'd be the best

28:10Cal:I think I'd get an M3 Touring

28:12Chip:for something like that. I was thinking more

28:15Cal:Ferrari or something. You're kind of beyond the BMW Mercedes bit, bro. Bit. It's a nice car, bro. No, of course it. I had a BMW myself. I love them, but I feel like... You can't call it a bit, though. No. You can't call an M3 a bit. Sorry. When I said bit, I didn't mean bit like meant stage of your life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You've got to go a little bit bigger now. You're never above an M3 Touring. Fair enough. you know it's not like

28:42Chip:why don't you go for fair enough actually I don't the SF90 I could do he's not gonna get in short on it I could do it and then I could just be fucked if I could have an SF90 and be fucked should I do that I'd rather have an SF90 and be fucked should I just fuck up my whole thing but get an SF90 yeah should I actually yeah imagine our jokes because I wouldn't I wouldn't even be LARPing because it actually is my whip yeah so that it's like not a rental but I'd be like no I'm I'm fucked because of this but I do own this I can't insure it but it's fucking mine

29:18Cal:I think a lot of YouTubers have done that in the past where they've gone and bought mental it's completely fucked themselves I don't know if Danny's ever said this online but Danny Aaron's he bought a Eurus and then just like couldn't insure it and was like I'll just get rid of it then

29:30Chip:yeah well yeah that's the problem how old is Danny Aaron? he's quite young year above me 23 yeah like just getting insured on things like that I love how he didn't

29:38Cal:I love how he didn't check before yeah he's a good lad though Danny good lad I'm happy with him he just gets a lot of sticks so I don't want to not add into the stick

29:53Chip:we're part of the Danny Aaron's fan club

29:55Cal:he actually put us in the goated tier on his ranking YouTuber thing he put us all in there so like let's give him some you made it in there as well yeah

30:02Chip:human category yeah who made it in the bottom one I'm not sure Thogden, Max Kadar. Thogden made it in the bottom one. I love Thogden. I've never met the guy. You would like him. You'd get along with him. Yeah, he's your type of guy. Really? Yeah. Screams of nightmare rotation to me. I think it's just his online character. I'd rather chill with Thogdad. Thogdad's a good guy as well. He's got a good vibe. He's like Thogden, but with a bit of lore. Supposedly, Thogdad's absolutely minted.

30:32Cal:Really?

30:33Chip:Yeah, I heard that he's just like... They've been doing this for a minute, though.

30:36Cal:Or do you mean... No, just like before that, I wouldn't be surprised. I look at him and I go, that's why I would like the law. He looks like a guy that's just on his own. Like what you up to today, just going to probably go fly some planes and shit. That's the kind of vibe I get off him. He's on his aviation business. It's pretty specific. That's niche that, bro. Like he's got his pilot's license.

30:53Chip:He might have a pilot's license. Yeah. That's good. It's good stuff. Thank you, mate.

30:59Cal:Just working on my podcasting, by the way. Yeah. Have Arsenal fumbled the fucking, no, not Arsenal City. Not 100%. Because we were at the pub watching Chris and Dee when City beat Arsenal. And I've not really paid attention to the whole league, but since then I've kind of been a bit clocked in. Is it fucked? They fucked it last night. They were losing three-one in the league. But what if... So City drew? Yeah. So what if Arsenal draw? Nah. Like West Ham? Then yeah, it's still on. Stop saying that, bro. No, it is done now.

31:29Chip:Of course it's done. They're not going to lose to West Ham. They're not going to draw to West Ham. They're definitely not going to lose to Burnley.

31:35Cal:They could lose any of the last three games. It's just how it works. That's ridiculous. You know that shit could happen. West Ham in a relegation battle.

31:41Chip:Especially when it's so intense. No, bro. You lot have lost your minds. West Ham have nothing to lose. Clip this when West Ham lose 5-0. By the way, you actually fully just can't hear him.

31:52Cal:You can't hear everything you say. Karistan, it bangs, but we cannot hear you. Wait, Karistan? Yeah. Is that what they call it? That's what they call it. We've got merch coming. Karistan merch. Karistan, I like it. We also missed that fucking PSG buy-in game. Oh, yeah. When we were on holiday. Oh, what? You didn't watch it while you were on Broadway? Nah, we did go to the pub, though. Literally, like, just finished and then went on YouTube and it was like European all-time classic. Yeah, we missed the best game ever. Yeah, it was unreal. Simon, match at the PSG Stadium?

32:23Chip:Oh, yeah. Now that's been announced, you can talk about it. So can you explain exactly what it is? It is... It's not been announced that I'm playing. Yeah, it hasn't. By the time this is out, surely you have. it it's just congratulations first of all cheers mate uh yeah so it's at the psg stadium it's english creators versus french creators so it's england v france i think it's like sold out uh it's going to be live streamed i think same as the charity match um it's kind of same setup but england v but i think it's gonna be way more sweaty because like at wembley you're tackling your mate and you're like giggling while you're doing it but like we don't know these lot and And it's like England versus France as well.

33:02Chip:You actually kind of, by the way, you know, I heard that they had to get permission from the FA to like wear the kits and stuff. So you're literally representing England, bro. So like, don't, don't let the nation down. Thing is, I've got my goal clip. I've got my clip. So I'm just there to be a system player. I'm not bothered about scoring. I'm there to put in a fucking shift. You're representing this, bro.

33:26Cal:so do not go out there and put in an absolute stinker because this the next podette back will be a bloodbath bro you won't be able to speak it's actually gonna be nasty work you'll be getting a fucking hair dryer we're paying people to do edits

33:38Chip:you'll be getting a hair dryer

33:39Cal:off of me bro you're not even there nah nah don't work first of all are you missing another pod I'll be in the air with some players don't worry what's that missing another pod what do you mean

33:49Chip:are you gonna miss another rec or not you're back in action why would I miss another rec because you're going away for a week I don't think so There's no episode For the week I'm gone No okay okay Just double checking I don't miss pods bro

34:01Cal:It's just you guys Were doing no Charity match stuff Without me You actually No one invited me So obviously I wasn't in them That's how it is Nah I'm not upset Like I'll just Fucking go and stare At Grey Skies In Madeira bro I'm actually Fucking sound I'll just upload An 8 out of 10 I'm fucking good I'm sweet You said you Just uploaded an 8 out of 10 Nah I'm gonna Nah we I'm uploading an 8 out of 10 We

34:23Chip:Alright alright He done the logistics

34:25Cal:I checked our fucking stats just then Ain't looking too sweet Our rat is down I think I'm more excited for this than Wembley No you're not Don't be disrespectful No because right The nerves were like And just being a bit stressed about it Kind of like Was taking over the excitement a bit Whereas this I was like zero nerves Done it before And it's also like It just feels like cooler I would be more nervous

34:51Chip:Under the light. Champions League vibes. England kit. Sorry, Tim's up. Loud 50k stadium. Oh my God. Get out of here. Get out of here, English guys. We hate you.

35:01Cal:Are we going to watch this? Are we going to go watch this? No. I'm not.

35:05Chip:Bro, you wouldn't come to watch him at Wembley. Now you're trying to say you're going to go over to Paris to watch. I am free for that.

35:12Cal:I am free for that.

35:14Chip:No, we're busy, bro.

35:15Cal:We're busy. We're definitely busy. Do a watch along on Pitchside. I actually cleared my calendar for this game. it's the final day

35:22Chip:oh yeah we were going to do a watch along here on the fellas actually we were going to do a watch along here on the fellas but it just depended how we got on at the pitch side stream what if you get battered or not no not battered but yeah can we keep it together okay I got you damn Chip are you at risk of like doing some fucked forfeit in your FPL league

35:39Cal:yeah no I'm pretty much locked in for FPL forfeit aren't I I've got to do so I've got so the bottom three it was bottom three 5k for the other two like second and third bottom um and then 10k for me so that all goes into the holiday like prize pool thing but worst of all but then the actual forfeit so third from bottom was um tattoo tattoo of i'm scrapping for your worst okay your worst player of the season so it's gonna be so i'm getting some mad name who would it be like right now i actually don't know i'd have to i need to actually spend some time and have a look through it could be to figure out how we do it is it like a player who's flopped That's fine.

36:18Cal:I think the boys.

36:19Chip:I think that because people will know it's a tattoo. So the boys will pick just not. It's going to be, I know who it's going to be. It's going to be. I had the Burnley defender called Waro. It's just not like grub or some shit. Grub's actually a bit of an NPL legend. Yeah. Grub slop on you.

36:39Cal:Slopping on grub. Second from bottom is like loads of TikTok dances. Yeah. And then obviously that's where Randy is right now. And then obviously full, full bottom. is like a stand-up comedy show, but the boys have to write the whole script. Yeah, that is rough. That is fucking rough. I can't do shit like that, even if I wrote it. That's why I'm a little bit good. I don't normally care too much because it's a lot of fun across the season, but I'm not looking forward to that for all of a sudden.

37:05Chip:Yeah, you have a horror show, and the worst thing is, you know what JJ's going to do to that script.

37:11Cal:JJ's going to have his way with you. You all have to have input, though, so don't just let it be full 10 minutes of him.

37:16Chip:Well, we'll see who cooks up. You know, Harry's going to love being involved in that. I actually think Harry will do some stuff that lands on stage. No, but it's all to do with the delivery. Yeah. And obviously. They need to nuke it so badly that there's no way it could be delivered well. There needs to be a comma and like the shit in the worst spot. But I want it to be like anime corny voice stuff. Do you know what I mean? You'll never guess what. You know what I mean? Just shit like that.

37:44Cal:The thing is, right, do you remember when I did your hamster funeral and I wrote my little script, the one that kind of went viral? I couldn't even, like, keep myself together to read that out because I found it so funny. I'm just going to be, like, kind of in tears reading it.

37:57Chip:No, you're not going to find this stuff funny, though, because at least your hamster thing was actually funny. The thing is, I think these are going to be the worst. They're not even going to be jokes. Like, they're going to just be sentences.

38:08Cal:It's not that I'm going to find funny. It's the acknowledgement of me being on stage, having to do it while saying the most fuck shit that I'm going to find. Is he allowed to see the jokes before he goes on stage? Yeah. No, no, no. He can see it before. I think I need to so that I can like try and practice because I want to do a good effort.

38:23Chip:The only downside, because it's an open mic night. So you go there. Is it like within a minute he gets booed off? Oh, that's ideal. You need to kind of tank it. Yeah. But all the boys are going to be in the crowd like laughing and cheering. So it should keep it going. Can I go to that? Yeah, yeah, mate. Well, you know what? It's going to be a fellas loaded thing. Get everybody.

38:45Cal:It's not meant to be uploaded. No, it's not. That would be fucking Pete. Yeah. Yeah. We did agree on that beforehand. I mean, it will make its way onto the internet though. Someone will film it. Yeah. But that'd be poor form from the group. No, no.

38:58Chip:It could be the crowd. It'll be the crowd. I guess there's nothing you can do.

39:01Cal:No, nothing you can do. And the thing is, everybody will know. So it's not like, oh my God, he's tried to do.

39:06Chip:Tried to be a comedian.

39:09Cal:Oh, oh, fuck. In a way, I think. Are you straight? yeah mad stress but like once i've practiced it enough yeah the way it should be sound we need to start get cracking on it actually i think it'll probably end up taking a while to for the

39:21Chip:boys yeah because it's also there's gonna be a lot of jokes because there's a world where you're

39:25Cal:on for like 15 minutes you only need to write like five each that's pretty a lot actually i was gonna say we could it would have been good to do it on the holiday but also no because it's not english

39:34Chip:people and it might and not everybody will be on the holiday so everybody has to have a fair chance are coming along.

39:40Cal:Who's missing that?

39:40Chip:Quite a few people.

39:42Cal:Someone's going to miss the comedy night. It's a guarantee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone together just never happens. Too many others.

39:46Chip:I'll be there. AB will be there.

39:49Cal:But no, I think it should be the FPL holiday because it's before we go away to the World Cup. Would you want to do it in America then? No one's going to be there though. I do want everyone to be there so we can at least fucking experience it.

40:01Chip:To be fair, when you come back that'll be alright. I think none of us should laugh. What, just like dead quiet? If it looks like he's going to go off but literally just like keep the room dead silent. There's no way that'll be possible though. It will. It will be bro. People aren't going to laugh. You just got to like shove your face in your face. Hoodie like just makes no noise. I'm pretty sure there's people who go to those nights just to laugh in case there's people who are so shit who vomit that don't get they just go there and laugh anyway. So you'll get a few people down the front who just stop laughing.

40:30Cal:Yeah it's not going to be because it's an open mind it's not going to be rammed anyway. Yeah some people go for the tough watch. That's why I'm there. and you're delivering that in a big way

40:39Chip:I want to see the rehearsal then to be fair if Randy Randy's looking like he's going to be doing the dances

40:44Cal:I'm going to record the rehearsals man I think it's better or worse if you're not already like active because he's not like posting loads on socials so it's no it's weirder no but just him

40:54Chip:and his stuff doing like twerking and stuff yeah like it's horror in an ideal world big business owner yeah twerking online and it's like the way we held Kallax to a certain standard like he's gonna have to work hard for this

41:12Cal:Kallax like was putting stuff in the chat like he'd be putting in dances like yo boss just on it and to be honest it wasn't even that bad but the standard but he wasn't like smiling while doing the WAP like you need to be smiling like we were expecting facial facial emotion everything

41:27Chip:and JJ has like a huge list of bookmarks he's been preying on Randolph's downfall for a long time now and so like this has actually come at a good time for him and stock's going to go down.

41:37Cal:By the way, it's not completely over yet for me. I still, there's 30 points. Is that it? Between you and Randy, 30? Last night's game, like, kind of brought me back a little bit. Yeah, I didn't realize you were only two weeks ago as well, and I came back, and then I got fucked again. Do you have any chips? No chips, and he has triple captain, and it's double game week for City, which he's going to use. Yeah. So, and I've got, oh, does Captain Holland anyway, because it's double game week, so, yeah, I'm probably going to lose, but you never know. you actually don't I need to kind of bring in some rogue transversal because Triple Captain is off terrible shit I need to bring in some rogue transversal last few ones like you know like you know how like Doku just popped off last night like one of them but no one's got him and it might happen I still need to have a season where I actually stay like stuck to FPL

42:20Chip:well look if anyone leaves this season I'm bringing you in because you have zero ball knowledge and we need some I'll make the fucking podcast first of all I actually don't have zero ball knowledge at all no you do I don't I don't I was watching Pitchside last night right and it was tenable right and like i'm getting i'm doing it i'm pausing it and i'm and i'm getting i'm passing tenable i made it to the final bro i have this vision of him at home bro like just looking at that nah no on tiktok this morning it was like guess the shirt from the sponsor bro like lewis and tom got fucking mugged so heavily really i was beating them by loads i was actually i want to go on pitch side and like do a combined 11 and actually just fucking mock them with my knowledge because all it all it's all from just watching their show you know so so your knowledge has come from watching pitch side yeah but i actually no i'm the overlap i'll watch i'll watch like yeah what's the one where they have a go with the fans as well yeah you want to be in the fan area with rory jennings and chump yeah get me involved you know about chump nah i think that's his name which is the city fan oh luke what you You know him by first name.

43:31Chip:I've never heard of Chomp. I swear his name's Chomp. Chungus Chomp. No, it's not Chungus Chomp. His name's Chomp. His name's Luke, but yeah, he's called Chomp. I was on about Luke, bro. Luke Stanley, is it? Yeah, that's his name. Grimace, guys. Got the video name as well. Why do you know he's full gop? I've been a football shit and just not football. You must watch loads of shit at home nonstop. Bro, I do nothing. I always need some on the TV. So I'll put, yeah. So you're just what this is insane. Hold on. So you're watching that football analysis content, but never football correct.

44:06Cal:Yeah Fair enough. Okay. Yeah Going along in agreeing with the with my like European like in mind 11 was just way more overall Put together than tears and how can you understand what to talk about if you never watch football though? Cuz it's like I never what like I'll watch highlights of any good game on YouTube. But I know like who's born. You'll match it a day, enjoy her.

44:27Chip:All right, here, no, no, we'll do it. This is just a quick test. All right. Who's your starting 11 for the England squad in the World Cup? Oh, here we go. Let's just see if you're actually really about this. Kane.

44:38Cal:Yeah.

44:40Chip:First of all, red flag that you started at striker. I thought you were going to say like... No, because I'm going off my pitch side thing where you're only allowed to have certain spots for certain teams. So I just want to get the number nine locked in. Fair enough. Kane. Saka. Okay. Wait, what wing is Saka on? On the right, obviously. Let's make it fucking silly. No, I'm torn on the left. Bit of a little Gibbs white action. Not Gibbs white. Morgan Rogers. Morgan Rogers on the left. Okay. I'll go Morgan Rogers over Rashford. Rashford on the left. No, no. I'll go Morgan Rogers over Rashford. Oh, okay.

45:18Okay. In the 10. Ooh, so many choices. Palmer's kind of washed now, isn't it? Yeah, he's finished.

45:28Who you got at that 10, bro? Who? Is it like a go-to 10 right now? Yes. Is it?

45:33Chip:Yeah, there's quite a big name as well. Yeah. Like a really big name. What, Bellingham? Yeah. Is he not washed now, though? We'll be playing deep for a season. Then I'm going to go, ooh, double pivot. No, we're going Rice. and then I'll go what are you saying look at mine Anderson these days nice no no no he's actually pulling him out of the bag we'll whack Anderson and fuck it back four who you got Nick O 'Reilly he's got to be in there for me Rhys James if he's fit and then we're going to go

46:04Cal:to be fair like it's come together and I think this is valid we're going to go Gahey Pickford and then one more you've got no centre back is Maguire washed now no he does a job for England He always does a job for England There is another option Concer There we go Nah Concer's fucked me up on FPL So I'm not fucking with him at the moment At all Didn't start last game That was so much fun You know what?

46:32Chip:Nah You know what? We'll pass your name on to the production team See if they can get you a little Just a little tenable You would like a little tenable, would you? Is that where you think you'd come into your own? Yeah, big time Because you've seen me with the YouTube knowledge I just hold on to shit I've got that with 40 bro I know shit

46:49Cal:Good with his music as well This morning Getting a little trim Like What were we bumping bro Something's in the Oh yeah Bumping a little bad What's his song called Something in the way Is what it's called It's getting like Mad depressing We were looking at Not my

47:05Chip:Not my girl Ella

47:06Cal:Nah

47:07Chip:It wasn't her

47:09Cal:Something's in the wind Am I tripping it It's Nirvana Yeah Something in the way Is what it's called Yeah it was getting Ultra whilst I'm getting a trim

47:17Chip:Yeah, like follow what you like getting trims together now We used to get trims together

47:22Cal:His barb is gone. You can't really get trims right now. Can you? No What do you mean? I've still got bro. We need it to grow back not take it away I'm not gonna lie if you were there we would have missed a pod as well because they're our trim So like wait it take an hour to do this these trims. Mine was 9 till 10. His was 10. You did not have a trim I did You know Nah Exhibit A He did have a trim We should have brought him Get the Barber's XP up New skill set What would be the new skills? Like working on someone Halfway through Science plant Right Fuck yo By the way Is that new cologne bro? That's just my BO You know I've been getting A lot of recently What?

48:07Throwback Cal Freezy Thirst traps In your prime Why?

48:11Cal:You know what's fucked about this? Last night I was watching Chris MD react to one going, and he was like, 2016, Kyle Frazee. 20-60, brother. 10 years ago. You know what it made me realize? Get the facial hair gone. No, I can't afford it. Look at me. You can. Now it's obviously in a bad nick right now. Clean shaven, little tan, little fade once that grows in. Welcome to the mug. Now, once he gets a little shape up, he looks really nice.

48:40Chip:Yeah, thank you. It's just that, Everything's just been under construction for the last few years. I want to see you clean shave. He's in gym now as well. No, I can't do that. Cole Palmer type of energy, bro. Yeah, it's far.

48:51Cal:Cole Palmer's modeling for Burberry, bro.

48:54Chip:I don't think I'm getting that call up anytime soon. What? The Burberry call up.

48:59Cal:Sorry, I was doing no Cole Palmer. What? Oh, what? What? What happened to Cole Palmer, man? Chippy Chip sent him down the wrong path, mate. Too many chippy chips. Nah, he'll come back. He'll come back. Don't worry about it. I don't even know if he's going to make it to the World Cup, bro. I'm worried about it. I'm worried about it. Let's give him good energy. CP20. Let's pray for my...

49:17Chip:Bellingham out of Mariner, my 11. No, you don't mean that. Shut up. I do. No, you don't. I do. If we could have one footballer on the pod, who would it be?

49:27Cal:Who'd be a fucking great vibe? Obviously not like... From the England team.

49:31Chip:Or just from... In the UK. In the UK. We're chucking around. Who's jokes? I mean, Grealish would be good. Jamie Vardy. who else we got who else we got Kyle Walker seems like a little vibe I'm picking all the freaky guys

49:50Cal:the freaky Stanley you what about you I feel like you know Harland Jamie Vardy I think would be fucking unreal Harland Harland on the pod would be good Harland would be good obviously and he's locked in a little bit to it isn't he

50:04Chip:you need somebody

50:05Cal:that knows stuff a little bit like when we had Rami D on yeah Yeah. We need to get him back on Freddie Mercury in that film when you said that. I call him Rami D. He calls me Dale. Shot for Chippin Dale. Came on the party and was like, what's up, Dale? Stop that. Stop that, Rami. Classic A-dog. Classic razzmatazz. Just chill out, bro.

50:34Cal:It's still cool as we thought that we got him to do the celebration, didn't we? Oh my God. Yeah, I forgot about that. forget we had Ramsdale do a celebration against and why did the cameraman pan to him?

50:43Chip:because he was doing weird as fuck celebration, what was the celly? it was full time, he was doing the curtains because you had curtains at the time full circle bro

50:52Cal:got him back, now we've got him back oh we need Rami D back then yeah, Rasmataz back on the pod we could actually do Rasmataz back on the pod he was such a good time, brought us drinks everything, he was a soundbler if we got offered a messy pod obviously we'd do it and it'd go viral but like you're getting nothing out of bro just like come on come on the best one of the best

51:13Chip:TikToks ever that I think has gone down in history

51:18Cal:that is horror have you guys seen the TikTok where the guy pretends to be messy in social situations no it it's when that guy's crying on the podcast the message is like what have you never seen the pod where the guy's crying the message is like oh that's why human emotion really so funny When I was at the Grand Prix,

51:40Chip:he rocked up and all the celebrities that he was their celebrity. Does that make sense? Like we were saying in the chat, this is a good talking point, actually. So I said that Messi's, Messi is your celebrity's favorite celebrity. Like there's like certain levels to this and me and AB, you were sort of just spectating the convo. Fair enough. Saw the blue ticks. Yeah, whatever. What's going on? Didn't want your input anyways. we were saying who is on Messi's level in terms of when he rocked up to the F1 paddock everybody was there like nah I need to it like just swarmed Messi so who else has that sort of poll it's like a handful see the thing is about Michael Jordan for sure I think so in the US yes yeah

52:26Cal:but I think some of them rock up so much that it's a little bit too like that's what I mean they're incredible like LeBron is huge yeah he's always there he's everywhere He's on Kyson app streams. He's doing like golf videos. So he's not like, you know, I've been right behind him. Like I've been at arm's length. Wasn't even that ass. No, you were though. No, I was hyped, but like you can get close to where it's like messy. You can't, you can't even do that. Jordan's just been like hidden away for years. He's caught like an ancient folk tale. No one knows if he even exists. Who else is in that?

52:55Chip:Ronaldo as well. Yeah. Ronaldo is in there for sure. Just washed up. But is it just athletes? Is there any musicians or actors? Kanye. Maybe.

53:05Cal:Michael Jackson would have been that guy Michael Jackson would have been Michael Jackson for sure Just watch the movie The Michael Jackson movie It's enjoyable It's decent It's decent

53:15Chip:I just The stuff I just Will never watch that I don't know

53:18Cal:I actually like I'm glad I went to see it I was like

53:21Chip:I'd be worried about going to the cinema And everyone's just cosplaying as him That's just Oh that's America though

53:26Cal:By the way it was hard to get a ticket to this Really? I had to drive all the way to Greenwich To go and watch it To Moonwalk to get a ticket No but like There were like 20 cinemas in central London and it was sold out in all of them and I was like fuck I watched it on Sunday obviously yeah fair enough weekend but I've never had that issue and I was like fine I will go to Greenwich who else I think Kanye's in it Tiger Woods not enough people care about golf yeah I feel like he's top of the game nah it doesn't don't matter he's not in that category he rocks up people like this wouldn't do it for me I think I genuinely yeah like only like I'd only get gassed.

54:05Chip:Who's like the biggest actor? There's got to be an actor out there. Leonardo DiCaprio. He's so elusive. DiCaprio's at like every... He's at the clubs all the time. Brad Pitt?

54:17Cal:A little bit. He's close. He's close. It's not Messi and Ronaldo level, I don't think. Yeah, there's not many. There's really not many. It's all just footy plays, really. I do think... Yeah. I don't think there's... I don't know if we're missing any. I think...

54:37Chip:Beyonce is not a bad shout. Is this if they're rocking up to a motive in America? I actually think you might be right. Beyonce, maybe. Like, this isn't like a... Taylor Swift, no. Yeah, I was going to say Taylor Swift. Yeah, because you're just chatting nonsense.

54:48Cal:I was asking a question. What's your question? Are we talking... Does it have to be worldwide here? Or is it just for, like, if they rock up to a motive in America?

54:54Chip:It doesn't really matter. Like, this person should be able to go to anywhere in the world. Anywhere in the world, and they're clots like that. I think Taylor Swift's a shout.

55:01Cal:No, I think she lands in the accessible bit kind of thing. She's got everything

55:06Chip:Bieber's pretty huge. I bet if you're gonna say Bieber you gotta put T-Swizz in there though. I can't even name like three Taylor Swift songs Well, it's Wismaster

55:14Cal:Blackface Paper Rings, my favorite one. Come on girl, girlies, you know I vote for her in everything You know, she's like Taylor Swift is like doesn't seem real in my mind Like I can't really picture her face right now And I don't know many songs, but she's so big but like in my mind I don't even know if she's real. What is reality?

55:37Chip:Sorry. That's really wowed me up, that ass shit. What is reality? Yeah. Really, that's just thrown me off my whole train of thought and everything, actually. Apparently, Cillian Murphy's quite... No, bro. Not even close, bro.

55:53Cal:What are you talking about?

55:55Chip:I'm just trying to find people who don't like... Do you want to just shut the door in the caravan and see if that sound proofs it for us?

56:00Cal:He's by the way, top bloke. Yeah, but I'm just looking at a list here of people who aren't in like celebrity scene who don't come out in public a lot. Apparently he's one of them. Oh, there's a few people. like the recluses, but it's still big time. I see what you were trying there, little boy.

56:15Cal:Shaking his head like, Cameron Stan, I love you. Trying to do him a fucking job.

56:19Chip:Nah, he's lost his idea. Is that, there's going to be a couple of people that we've missed and we're going to be like, yeah, there's going to be obvious. I mean, like if you go off numbers, it's like bad bunny and shit, but like, I'm not asked. Drake. The Drizzler might have something, you know. But again, he's gambling on live streams. I know, but it's still Drake. Yeah, it is. Ed Sheeran. Are you excited for the Iceman album? Yeah, I might do an album reaction on my stream. This one's sick. Are you actually going to stream? I might. Well, I said like, I'll do, on Snapchat, I said I'll do an album reaction and I imagined me actually doing it being like.

56:56Cal:But for you, I'm like, no, no, this one's profound. He actually snapped on this one, chat. Whoa, did you catch that bar? Nah, you... He said, bitches and hoes. You're hearing it, but you're not listening. You know what they say about Dave's ones. Yeah, you're listening, but you're not listening, bro. Do you understand what the fuck that is that you just said? Break it down. Realize, realize, realize. Fuck, man. Left unread on blue like Barca. You're not even a fucking man. Nah, I'm not even getting that, to be honest, bro. left unread on the blue tick

57:28Chip:I hate like Barca this is like every Kendrick album release ever bro

57:34Cal:Kendrick's dead done him up like a kipper and trout and salmon what? don't worry about it oi think about it does make you think though doesn't it? man's cray cray called me Tom Hardy oh and now what he's done there is there was two cray twins so cray cray but like Cray Cray is what also like the girly pop say. Okay. Cray Cray. By the way, let me just say the screen where we usually have like the podcast structure on it's just not been on all time. So this is why we just, this is just premium content. Zero structure just throwing shit. I've actually been throwing pure fucking shit. This is what it's all about.

58:12Cal:Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. AJ Fury. Can I ask you something? Yep. Been thinking, this has been on my mind so don't get weirded out. Con. like actual the food corn, right? You know, it's got calories in it. You eat loads of it. You gain weight. Okay. But how if it's coming out in your poo?

58:31Chip:Because it's only the shell.

58:35Cal:Damn. Motherfuckers, are you always being up to something? I knew you was trifling back in that little noggin of yours. You knew. This whole time you kept that to yourself. So, oh my God. So the inside of the corn fucking does a little snide one, slips out inside the intestine. See you later. Gets consumed by the body and the shell goes in the poo. Is that it? I don't know, bro,

58:55Chip:but I also don't really give a fuck.

59:00Cal:If nobody gave a fuck, the world would be fucked. You know, these issues, they'd go unseen. Somebody's got to ask. My all-time Prem 11. Oh, yeah, let's go back to the question. All right, all-time Prem 11 up front. All right. Now we've done this bit, bro. Yeah, let's not do it again. Henri. I was going to put him on the left. do you want to talk about football Bruno's about to break the record let's freaking go we're about to watch history

59:29Chip:we're about to watch Arsenal if the trophy that's enough depression for the day bro they're going to do the double as well that's what's even worse it winds me up when an assist is in Champions League they're doing Champo as well bro they'll win the Prem and they'll just go on stop saying this

59:43Cal:because I think you can manifest it I'm telling you

59:46Chip:to be fair though

59:47Cal:I think it might be the opposite you're not very lucky like that you're quite unlucky guy

59:52Chip:That's probably the worst thing you could say to somebody. You genuinely

59:57Cal:You got things don't usually go, you know what bro? Shit don't usually go your way. That's the worst thing ever. That is actually one of the worst things you could say to someone. You was telling me the today. So I was about to do something. You were like, I'm going to pray for you. I was like, don't. Oh shit. God be not.

1:00:16Chip:I was going to pray for again.

1:00:17Cal:We can't say. Oh.

1:00:19Chip:Top secret.

1:00:20Cal:Top secret. Mr. Beast vid.

1:00:22Chip:Not Mr. Beast. Have you ever been on a Mr. Beast vid? I would love to. That would be good.

1:00:26Cal:Have I been in a Mr. Beast vid? Did you do the plane one? Were you in like a last to leave a circle or something? With loads of you? In my head, I've been in a Mr. Beast vid, but I don't think I have. Really? I feel like you have.

1:00:36Chip:No, I don't think I have. I feel like you've been somewhere, bro. I can't remember if I got asked to do the plane one.

1:00:41Cal:Did you ever do one in LA? At the Faye's house? That's what I'm thinking. Or am I tweaking? am I tweaking out here there was people am I being gaslit I feel like you were in that I feel like or am I way off way off

1:00:53Chip:you boys with Jimmy or not just say nah nah I'm not boys with Jimmy like that I'm he played for my team I've been going on Zoom calls with him and Gary V talking about the future of the game yeah what's the intense scoop they just said keep vlogging bro because it's smashing it

1:01:08Cal:CryptoZoo bro lock in die or be dead team water good album name that die or be dead don't sleep on that I feel like Lil Wayne could do that one

1:01:22Chip:oh man what a little riffer pod 100 % this is good bro I'm literally just cheesing you know what now we need like a consistent streak of actually filming here yeah we've been all over the gaff now we need to get into our flow in the new Alhant's in the next pod I forgot to tell you guys I booked him in oh fair as well he messaged a couple of times and I was saying I was trying to get a date We hadn't had him on in a little while, man. You had one back in day, didn't you? Yeah, so we've timed it really well with all the inside stuff. So it should go down really well. I'm down for that.

1:01:53Cal:Then Cope, go for a little kebab after. Why do you want to go for a kebab after? Turkish, isn't he?

1:01:58Chip:He probably knows a few good spots. Yeah, he knows. They do good ones over there. What, in Turkey? Yeah, Odrum. Little holiday spot for you. I heard that's really expensive there, by the way. I don't know if that's true, though. It looks premium, though. That's where all the footballers go.

1:02:13Cal:Relative. Anyway. Ardeteran I don't think it is expensive because I went when I was a kid and I did not have to be inside that dropping names for any country channelogly all right go for this one go for this one Uzbekistan Uzbekistan go is there one

1:02:30Chip:I don't know there will be players I just don't know where's that city defender from the little one fucking hell Kusanov yeah sorry guys is he from Uzbekistan nah Kusanov he's got a crazy it's like Dagestan or something for him. Oh, my chest. No way. Where's Kusanov from? I don't think he is actually, no. Where is he then? So what's his nationality? It's a real simple search, bro. What are you saying? The scab's gone, by the way. Uzbekistan. We're just mid-pod, bro. Yeah, but it's Stan. Yeah, we'll be here for an hour. He's trying to spell his name. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. He's got it.

1:03:10He is from... Oh, read more. Oh, fucking hell. Oh, no, he is from Uzbekistan. No way. Wait, who was it that got the name? He said the name was from Uzbekistan. I went, he was the city defender, the small one. Kusanov. He is.

1:03:24Cal:He's actually done it. Yeah, it didn't come off my first. You're fucking taking the piss. You pulled that off. Fairs, bro. FIFA flag, bro. You don't even play FIFA, do you? I played it when Kusanov was in the game. I know. Damn. That was actually fucking...

1:03:37Chip:That was cold. Should we end the pod on that? Yeah. Because we're not going to get better than that, really. That was a pretty cold moment. Let us know, guys, in the comments if you actually enjoyed just the straight raw dog riff. Did you fuck with the ep with no document or structure? Yeah. We've been saying this might actually be the move. We really want to do an ep

1:03:52Cal:where we do like a couple of shots beforehand. No drinks during it, but we just like get a little bit loose at start and then just go. Just to let the folks know. Like Ships and Gigs used to do it. Just let the folks know at home what else is on the dock. Go on. Speed Stream's underwater. Yeah. Streamer gets hit by a car. Fury vs AJ. I memorize the dock. All four topics. You've got a good memory, you know I could

1:04:12Chip:alright guys we're gonna wrap it up there if you did enjoy the episode then be sure to head on over to Spotify give us a 5 star rating or if you're on YouTube then you can go ahead and hit the subscription button hell yeah we greatly appreciate it and until next time summoners we'll see you all on the rift in a bit see you in the flippers hit us up on snap oh yeah follow me on snap don't follow any of these guys

1:04:34Cal:X for rate X for looks yeah we're all going crazy on snap A bottle night 0 3 his is the burnt shape official now my first chip official it's the bird ship actually bro but but shit 4k 120 hertz right off