284. Chip’s Wedding Podcast, AB vs Professional Footballer & GTA 6 Millionaires…

0:00How was your holiday, bro? Welcome back. Thank you, man. I wasn't a resort. Swear. Wellness resort. Are we rolling? Yeah. Yeah, we're always rolling, bro. You can't do that. Okay, welcome back to the podcast. This is another boys-only app. It's what we do, baby. That's more like it. Welcome back, Alfie Buttle. He's not been in it. How was your movie? Did you finish the movie last night? What movie? Oh, yeah. Tell the people about your movie. I don't really get spooked about horror films, right? but there's one that I remember my boys told me about and I was like nah you lot are fucked and they like watched it at sleepover and I was like nah I'm mad busy tonight I can't go so you're actually terrified of watching this it was called The Visit and it's basically these kids go to the, it's not new at all and they go to their grandparents grandparents are moving really weird and then they Skype their mum, show them show their grandparents and she's like that's not your grandparents and they've been there for like four days and the grandma is like naked at night scratching on the door and it's just like I think turns out they're both like schizophrenic dementia it's not new at all but I've basically avoided it my whole life and then last night I was like nah I'm watching it and I did and do you complete it all the way through?

1:09completed it yeah and how did you feel after? pretty spooked out I finished it I finished it I was like yeah nah I know why I was avoiding that that was fucked I'm gonna lock in and watch it M9C MLM 3.1 on Letterboxd I normally wouldn't go that low but for you I mean horror films surely are never high on that. No, sometimes. They're all pretty goofy. Yeah. I'm not going to lie though as soon as you hear the M. Night I'm not going to lie. I imagine it's got some fuck twists then. It's not really. I think the twist is the bit where the beginning. You can't know that from Debra. That's what I mean.

1:39It's just, it's fucked. I'm actually going to watch it. Also, if you are going to watch the Legends series, I keep telling you to watch it. Oh, I started that last night. It's so good. I fell asleep. It's number one on Netflix right now. Bro, that's going to win BAFTA or MOBA or something. I fell asleep. You know what? I only found out on this shoot the other day, I was doing a quiz, that MOBO was like a black award. So I thought like, oh, they're just dominating this fucking... They're dominating this shit. What does it stand for? Oh, it stands for Music of Black Origin. Ooh! Shit, so you didn't know that the MOBOs was celebrating black music culture.

2:20It's okay to be a girl. I think H1 won this. Yeah. Yeah. Did he? Yeah, I don't know. I think they chuck us an award or something. Just every now and then. It's like, all right, you've done a little small contribution. There you go. Yeah, this is for you. Have a little something. Yes. You've not seen that Spotify update? Yes. Most played shit. What have you got? All three of us, let me guess. Drake, Drake, Drake. I've definitely got some Drake in there. Central Sea is my number one. Really? Actually, that doesn't surprise me at all. See, I don't listen to much Oakley these days, but like... Oh my God.

2:55Oh my God. No, he does not know you like that. He does not know you like that little girl. No, but it was just more like back in the day there were so many like, I was there the whole time. Wild West, 23. Do you reckon Central Sea knows who you are? Nah. Deep down, do you believe that? He might. No, I do believe that. I don't think he does. He might. He might just, he probably has seen the original Your Family Talk. I don't know, but I've still been trying to figure out the whole my bitch is gay bar. What? My bitch is gay. I've still been trying to figure that out. What, how does it go again? How does it go again?

3:28I'll kind of be homophobic my bitch is gay but the thing you might not deepen because you're listening to me that's his missus but she's gay so I just don't know what he's talking about. Well, maybe she's bisexual, bro. She's bisexual, bro. She loves girls as well. Nah, Oki would have said bye if you meant bye. You're right, you know. Yeah. I think that was a lack of experience in the younger central seat or the younger Oakley as he called it. First of all, this ain't young this is his prime. This is literally. How old is he now? 27. I don't know. That was actually a guess. Being bi - is gay? No, bisexual.

4:00Damn. So you've just dissected his bar and told him that it's fucking shit. Anyway, what U-Bot has been on? Well, my top list to do was Drake. And this is actually disgusting. 68 ,000 minutes of Drake. It's kind of valid. He's got like endless... He's made endless bangers. I only got 8 ,000 minutes. no no no wait what only 8000 minutes of who Drake and that was your top yeah you're just not really a music guy I'm just not really into it you gotta remember as well bro I was a bit like I was fucking around on Napster and shit LimeWire real OG shit LimeWire you've never even heard of this pirate yeah I don't know fucking hell but can I just say you know how those police cars going past our campsite right now actually really adds to the whole shit like I really like it I like that you added that in actually that's cool I told you it was atmosphere yo so back in the day to watch movies for me before Netflix existed and I imagine you might have done the same you would go on to Pirate Bay saw it by top see what the most recent like movies that had come out you'd have to download it with Utah and rip it and then just watch it on UPC did you do the same thing?

5:10yeah yeah yeah but there'd be loads of times where I'd download it and then I'd just like brick my computer because it was a virus and I'd say like oh I've been done again you had to go to trusted users yeah The guys that were reliable. Bad, good reviews and stuff. Good reviews, yeah. But sometimes I was so down bad for a particular thing, I would take the risk. Something new might come up, you might be like, oh, this might be just some guy who's got all of it. And then you're fucked. You probably never had to do that. No, I miss Blockbuster though. Blockbuster was a fucking motive, man. What, going to Blockbuster?

5:38It was. That was just like, I feel like films aren't appreciated anymore as much as they were just because if it's shit, you just click off and you're like, let me whack something else on. Nah, that's true. Gone out your way, you've grabbed that one DVD. You've got to watch it. you're finishing it. And you've got to bring it back. Did you ever have Love Film? No. I think my mum did. Is that the one where... Is that L-U-V? No. I don't know. It's the one where it gets delivered through the post and you get like a little fucking CD in there. I think I have it. A little paper thing. Yeah. Or like a DVD.

6:07And you would just have to ship it back. Yeah. It was rentals, but it was imagine Blockbuster had sex with Deliveroo. Yeah. That's what it was. I know what you mean, but I don't think I ever did that. I loved going to Blockbuster though. There was a real treat and it also had a specific scent, you know, and the person behind the counter, they looked like they wanted to kill themselves, but it was just a pure vibe, bro. Yeah, they were fucked. It was a pure vibe. Yeah, it was. You go up and you'd be like, I'll just take this, mate. You sure? Fucking depressed. Come on, bro. Cheer up. This place is going to go up during a year.

6:37Lock in, bro. You probably get free rentals killed to be you. It's going to be an Airbnb soon, bro. Oi, that is true. They turned the last blockbuster ever into an Airbnb, didn't they? is that actually law or I thought you were just riffing no no no oh that's pretty cool I think the last blockbuster still exists yeah no because I wanted to make a video going to it but I was like what do I do what do I watch along just watching a film just get to blockbuster and I'm like this is it guys AB you did like a little dump in our group chat what actually happened this week a little dump oh a little dump virus oh yeah antivirus fuck so what was that what was that then I missed it it's um on a cruise yeah some rats have fucking pissed or nibbled or shit somewhere and someone's gobbled it up they've somehow this rat has somehow infected some food or some drink or something that someone's digested and this hantavirus has got into humans and it has like a high mortality rate and a couple people died and people on the cruise posting videos like we are people like we don't just want to be a headline yeah actually we nuke that cruise bro but I'm wondering why are we taking any risks bro they're like oh no they're people they're families if I'm on that cruise I'm like nah someone help however I'm seeing shit like oh yeah so they've got off in like England and they've got a plane to Switzerland and it's like oh so we're just doing a whole tour of the world with Hans-Varis whoa so wait they were just allowed to jet about they were stuck on it for ages and were like what are we going to do with this and then you see like headlines oh they're coming to the UK now class they're doing like a world tour of the virus yeah but surely they just come off the cruise and like quarantine and then until the sound is that not how I don't know bro anyways look that shit went back so what is it gone now is it wrapped it's not even really a thing I think it's just some headland I feel like every year we have ever since all the COVID stuff there's always one thing every year everyone goes nah this is the new one this is the new one it's an easy nothing will be like the OG let me tell you that right now he's scared that I keep getting messages on Snapchat like what do you think about Hans virus?

8:47What do you think about? I'm like, bro, just go live your life. I don't even think, it doesn't enter my mind at all, ever. Nah. I'm not arsed. I'm not a rodent. It's a rodent thing, bro. I'm not eating. What about if fucking Louis or whatever his name was from your gaff? Louis. Oh, Gus. Oh, Gus. I was thinking that because I was mad early the other day. I was like, I could have been patient zero. I actually did this whole zinger in my vlog, right? It was a really good clip. But like I coughed in my car and then the rest of it, I'm driving my steering wheel. you could just see like what I've coughed up on my nook.

9:17Oh my God. I was editing. I was like, oh, this is just, oh, oh, you didn't do it on purpose. What was it? Just like spit. I went like that. And then it was like driving on the steering wheel. And I was like, oh, I've just fucked up this whole clip. Got fucking Weetabix and Green Monster all over you. Yeah. In the morning. I saw one bit from your vlog actually, where somebody commented saying like, you let off like a ripping fart and you just didn't address it. Oh no, that just straight up wasn't a fart. Is that your wheel? Yeah. Like straight up just wasn't a fart. I didn't think so. You think I'd fart on a vlog and then just like pretend it didn't happen?

9:48What is this vlog? This sounds like a good vlog. Have I missed a little dime or something? I uploaded a little movie. Was it a nine or a 10 out of 10? It was a 10 out of 10, right? Horrible mood. Wake up next day at five. Oh, nothing beats that feeling, by the way. Nothing beats that feeling. Mitzi did do me dirty there. Why? It's a clip of me having nature piss and then like two minutes later eating a sausage roll and she's like, same hand. I saw that, yeah. Who should you fucking work for, bro? before you were clipping up our shit to level us up. Yeah, that was a bad one. Did they clip their numbers?

10:19I don't know. I reposted it. And plus, bro, you know what? If your meat's clean, fuck it. All you're doing is going for a bunch of one meat to another meat. I have a serious thing about this. It's the same. You know what? It's another sausage roll. God forbid you can swap one sausage for another. You know what I mean? This ain't halal, though. All right, all right. Yo, that was a hip fork, bro. Fine, I'll let my dad know that. Sweet. I'll tell him fucking. But I'm being genuinely serious. See when it comes out, if you just go for a piss, right? Everyone's gonna wash your hands, wash your hands.

10:50All I've done is touch my meat. This part of my body is not exposed to anywhere. Surely that has the least amount of bacteria on it. Yeah, it has to. So why is it that now I've got to wash my hands? Yeah, like your feet, they're getting a bit sweaty in your socks. Your hands are touching everything. Your arms are brushing against shit. You get a bit sweaty at the gym. Nothing touching, bro. Yeah. That's nothing. Nothing. No one's touching this shit, bro. But yeah, I just think we need to look into this as our culture needs to potentially shift. This is wasted time. I mean, to say that takes 30 seconds, you take 30 seconds from every day, you get a year and a half by the time you're 24.

11:33That's a year and a half of productivity that hasn't been applied to advancing the human race. It's just something to think about. That's true. But also, don't forget about the test boost you get from sniffing your balls. You talk about that a lot, and I still don't think mine have a scent. I've tried it since you've been talking about it. I don't know what he's on about. You must be doing something wrong, bro. Was your shit smell enough? He said nothing. It's unscented. That's a disadvantage in my opinion, bro, because I genuinely get such a high off mine. You need to go and do a blood test. I want to see what sort of test levels you're working on.

12:02Why do men like the smell of their own balls, Stanley? I need to know if there's like a little bit of a science behind this. I'll tell you what, I'm not enjoying showering at all at the moment. Why is that? freezing cold no hot water in the flat been a month of no hot water so why have we not fixed this i'm not a plumber can you smell no but you you just message for me and did like sociology and that would you i didn't do an apprenticeship what i meant to do you did you message the landlord and you say yo i haven't had hot water in a month any chance i've paid 60 grand up front i messaged just saying what's fucked you and i'll put you in contact with a plumber no not the answer I wanted I hear that so not only is it freezing every morning like freezing because I think when you've not got hot water it's colder than just putting the shower on cold like it's a different level of cold I don't know why that is but it's like some fucked internal pipe shit so I'm in that but it's also drizzling as well it's also really weak it's not even like I can embrace it I'm just like I start every morning just fucked and then you're fucking nobs just no wonder you're in a bad mood bro like you start your day with that shit wake me up drilling into my fucking roof Optimus Prime just stomping on my fucking ceiling.

13:14Why don't you go out on the balcony and have a little worm with them? Oh, go out. You can't because they're fucking drilling and all sorts on the balcony. You know, mirrors in my flat everywhere I look there's like a builder and I'm like I can never walk about like dude out ever anymore. You need to go out offer some tea and biscuits and say, you're alright mate, just keep it down. They're not working on my guy. They can go fuck himself. You never know. Sweeten them up a little bit. Start at half eight as well which everyone says is a reasonable time but fuck off. To be fair, that's a good wake up time for you because most people wake up from work yeah it's been quite nice not having to set an alarm like I know I'm gonna get woken up by some fuck shit yeah men often sniff their hands after touching their crotch as a subconscious primal maintenance check to assess hygiene health and pheromone levels fuck it yes oh my god self-assurance or self-referential behaviour that reinforces their own scent similar to checking oneself in a mirror often result in a weird sense of satisfaction fucking yes come on yeah she owns knew it knew it Pheromone and musk assessment.

14:11Feeling alive. Is that what you get? I get that hit and I'm like, this shit is real. There is no way, when I honestly sniff my balls, I'm like, yeah, there's no way it's a simulation because you can't simulate this shit. There's no fucking way no computer could ever go to smell a mouth.

14:34I need to get into that, bro. Bro, please. Not yours, bro. I'm going to let you test mine out and then you know what you're looking for. Because mine, I'm talking, I'm top one. What you're looking out for? I'm top one percent. Of what? Of what? Of like scent. Of pheromones. Yeah, like I'm honestly giving a bit. Like Usain Bolt would sniff mine to hit the fucking world record. I didn't even know pheromones were a real thing. You know that little shit they're selling the cans in like Thailand that keep you awake? Yeah. They're fucking bottling up my odors, bro. I believe you, bro. can you get like pheromone aftershave and shit is that a thing yes yes I just had some on my second channel I tested it out and it's like meant to make girls more attracted to you I don't know if that's a thing it does not work bro well this is like I saw a clav on about he was saying he thinks he was saying he takes out Viagra before he goes out so like he thinks when he's dropping game on a girl in a club it's like way more success rate if he's fully bricked up.

15:37Yeah, so you've got to have a boner for it to like, because supposedly it's just like an aura. Like they can sense the boner, but I was thinking they probably just see that you're fully bricked up. And also you have to be the right guy to do that. If you're the wrong guy, you're fucked up. Do not go up to birth to the boner, bro. Fully bricked, right? Can you sense this, love? I saw him talking about the birth control thing. How like it goes, like Kylie Jenner must be on birth control to be attracted to Tim Fitch. No, but that, I'm pretty sure that is, I'm pretty sure birth control does make good different yeah yeah that's fucked it could be cooked yeah I thought it was the way around there I thought no if you're on it you're attracted to more feminine men apparently it lowers their oestrogen or something is your missus on it no and I'm not exactly like the most best now you are but I'm breaking boundaries bro I'm different what do you mean yeah you're a whole she probably just took one sniff of the sack she just looked at me and go fuck it whatever it is I want it whatever the fuck that is I'm about I'm about I'll have a little bit of that.

16:37Fucking hell. Anyway, what else has happened since I was on my... A little holiday? Yeah, you went on... No, I was saying. Oh, my, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I love that. You've been on grinds. He's got the shits from a JJ Vidwick. Oh, yeah. So, me and AB. Bud puddles. No, it's like, bro, it's like a fucking volcano. Rusty water just squirting the whole fucking wall. God damn. It's like someone's just attached a hose to my asshole, bro. It's fucked. I've never had the shit perspective bro free chucky milk I haven't had it in ages because you know I eat at so many different places you don't know where it's coming from I'm so careful about what I eat because I don't want to get food poisoning and then the one time I'm on set and I get food poisoning from JJ's video to people that don't know and the reason why like well I'm 99 % sure it's there because I'm eating all sorts of weird shit and it was it was called Food Imposter yeah it's gotta be from that my nightmare it's in the name really Now you've got arsehole.

17:33Anyone else asked me to do that vid to the instant no. Yeah. Fuck it. Did you do it as well? Yeah. So what did you guys have to do in the video as a main channel? Yeah. We weren't like spoiling the vid but it's basically everyone gets some food all look the same. One of them has been made to taste really weird and you've got to guess who got the weird one based off their reaction. Yeah. Okay. And you vote that person. But the person has to try and not get the reaction. Ah, that's a decent little idea though. But yeah, there's some funny moments. Yeah, it's good. the rest of the cast was pretty solid.

18:03I met Harrison Webb, a fellow food tuber. Why do I keep hearing his name? Yeah. Yeah, he makes food videos as well. Well, I've seen them, yeah. I think so. I think he used to do something before that, though. I feel like he was part of like Olly White. That could be total waffle, but I just have that in my head. Bro, Olly White was a girl. He used to run the internet. I have seen him. Yeah, I have seen this guy. Okay, valid. Did Olly White have a little theme tune? Yeah. at the beginning of his vid naming all the words and he's the king of the land or some shit wait wait wait I swear we had some goofy theme tune the fact that you kind of even you know don't pretend like oh I swear he had it you just almost went bar for bar for the no it was something like that I didn't watch much of him that was only if Thatcher Joe ain't uploaded yeah fodder I beat my Thatcher Joe went off by the way oh yeah don't yeah no I'm not yeah I'm not I'm not dissing Thatcher Joe yeah my boy so yeah anyways we had that video we had Danny Arons on there I realized that Danny Aarons has something Something going on upstairs Like he just had to keep playing With one of the like props Oh yeah And he couldn't not play with it And I was there like bro You got some shit going on He probably just always has to do something Yeah Yeah And then Chris MD was there I think Chris said probably a total of about 10 words in that vid He wasn't Short and sweet I haven't seen Chris MD in ages Which I'm very happy about That means you haven't had to go on any of his ass shoots.

19:30Yeah. Oh, he's got a good one coming up though. Someone can win a World Cup final ticket. Are you going to that? Are you on that? I'm not on it, but I just saw him post about it. I nearly said yes. I think you were in the post account. Yeah, I can't make that no more. I need to message him about that. Well, I like, even this sounds mental because everyone complains about how long his shoots are, but like, I like the ones where it's a little bit of a challenge to score a banger, but if this is just like a one penalty and you're out. Well, you've done those a few times and it's not really worked out well for you.

19:57Shall we throw it back? Bov boys, round two. Yeah. No, round two I think I bagged. Oh, round three. And then what was the other shoot? KSI. Yeah. Round one. Bro, if there's not a fucking 90 ,000 crowd, I'm not really asked about bagging. Yeah, that's true. Next week I've got bigger shit to worry about. Are you shitting yourself about that? Not at all. Yo, what date again? Not at all. AB, what date is it again? We're doing a live stream for it. Are we? Is it a weekend? it's the last day of the Premier season isn't it there you go oh nice we're going straight from it'll be 8pm for you straight from pitch high to to that yeah you're gonna see some fuck challenges from me bro I'm actually buzzing to watch you yeah I wanna see I hope that you start do you think you'll start don't know not really bothered come on bro no I'm not it's okay to be bothered no I'm not bothered no you know you wouldn't be though you probably shouldn't no because I didn't start last time I had a great time no you probably shouldn't start because I think you coming on fresh legs engine quite athletic for all of three minutes you will do damage in those three minutes first of all I didn't even get that knackered in the charity match let me just say that I played like I think I played total do you think you did a lot of running 50-60 minutes were you pressing a lot or were you like more of a fast first half I was kind of fucked it I was just legging it after people trying to be like nah I swear I'm rapping I was looking at the crowd like has anyone seen I rapping up didn't really work made me realise how quick Brent Ballers were because I thought I was doing like a mad rapid sprint and then when you watch the clip back I'm like, fuck.

21:24Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just good to one pitch, isn't it? Yeah, it's huge. And you're also just slower than Prem Bowlers. Yeah, well, a couple of them could get this. Like if you were, if you're a FIFA card. Murtisaka. I reckon you're slower than Conor Cody. Yeah. Fuck. I reckon you've got about 50 something pace, I reckon. Conor Cody's got like... What do you reckon? Nah, I reckon Conor Cody's quicker than you. Nah. In 100 metre sprints. Let's set it up. Conor Cody. you're watching pal let's set this up 100 meters versus AB I reckon he has you nah you're not sure about it right now you're not super confident bro how tall is he what's his sort of stride going on Connor Cody he's a mate he's going to be rapping he doesn't even play anymore does he yeah Charlton Charlton exactly don't play same height as you pretty much I don't know what meters is yeah well yeah so that's like that's like 6 foot 6 '1 I'm 1.83 so you're taller than me so there you go 6 foot same height but I'm 22 Yeah, he's done.

22:22He's dusted. You reckon he's getting fried? To be fair, it's going to be close, I think. Bro, it's not going to be close. You don't think so? He smoked him. I don't know. I can't really. Top speed. Connor and Cody, top speed. I can't believe we're actually looking this stuff up. This is outrageous. Available data. It's going off FIFA, mate. Wait, what if it's going off? Because FIFA, I know everyone memes about it, but they do genuinely use some stats to make a decision. Yeah, they are looking at something important. They're fucking pulling the numbers out of their ass. I don't know. Sometimes it feels like that.

22:55Yeah, it definitely did back in the day. Ah, fuck it. We'll find out on the track. It's typically in the 40s to low 50s. I said it for a reason. All right. We have to set this up. Connor Cody, please reach out. Can we set this up? This would be a good video. And also... I'm at the new speed. Me v. Connor Cody. Next one, Murtasacker. Now, Murtasacker is the one that I think you will actually. Oh yeah for sure But But Connor Cody I think he's got you bro We'll find out Yeah Fuck knows bro Alright Do you reckon Okay One Skill Like football Ability And one player What do you think You'd be better at Nothing Nah That is the answer really There is nothing Like football players Bro I got better Travella than some Prem balls I got a good I got mean Travella bro Nah dude Nah just don't think you do Even the worst Travella in the Prem Is better than your Travella By a hundred times bro I would have gone finishing Over Doku But now he's got End product It's a dangerous game By the way Our start in 11 AB start in England Start in 11 Nah I'm so wound up Stanley's stage goes up So bad It makes me make a good clip though If it started off with Yeah, but he's just ruined our rep.

24:22That clip does half as well, though, if it starts off with being... I disagree because I think it's funny the bit where I go... Sorry, where you go, I get all my ball knowledge from pitch side and overlap and then it cuts to the start of 11. I think that's hilarious. I think that then the comments would be like, oh, he's just basing it off pitch side. Then it's not even... He's not even looked into it that much. That wasn't just off pitch side. That was a bit of overlap as well, was it? I actually do know a bit of ball, though. You don't, bro. I do. You do a little bit. I actually do. You do a little bit.

24:50I could hang on a fucking Pitchside watch along, bro. Have you not done one? No. I did one time, like, ages ago. Like, I think I met Theo for the first time the day before. It was City, Newcastle, and I just sat there in silence, hungover the whole time. With a little JMX number. I haven't been on Pitchside in ages. I want to go on. It's the best show in the world, bro. You can do a little Tenable. I'll do a Tenable, bro. I'll tell Will. As long as they're like, don't give me two fucked up. I'm like, two new. I'm not like remembering like years of trophies and shit I'm bad with the history I need I can only do the last five years of football that's as far as my memory always goes back it's five years that's all you got might even be three yeah I'm getting old mate memory's gone now I don't nah my memory's always been a bit crap like my long long term memory mine's quite bad I'm gonna start playing that brain training game from Nintendo DS again I say this every year Nintendo DS I say this every year and I forget Well, that's your New Year's resolution.

25:49That's your New Year's resolution every year is to play a DS brain training game. Yeah, but it was like class. I don't know. Were you around for the DS? Yeah. What about the Nintendogs? What? Nintendogs. Nah. Wait, question. AB, what was your first like console? Or like... If he says 360. It's like for me and you, it was Game Boy, wasn't it? Oh, that's something like that. We had like a little study. Like we had a little office in like my Halifax gaff and we had an old shit computer and I played Vice City on that a lot. GTA Vice City was the first like game I really remember playing who was that you play it your dad everyone they don't give a shit really yeah I wasn't allowed on it and then I get one of them I got one of them dodgy DS things just with their games oh R4 yes oh throwback I had GTA Chinatown Wars on that I was playing a lot of GTA I'm actually like I'm GTA day one bro I'm not a LARPA with this shit bro and then a bit of that Central Sea what else are you a day one for you lost your GTA pre-order leak this morning nah the pre-orders go live on Monday which is a take two earnings call which means the trailer must go live on Monday really well they're not just going to whack them live without no trailer right it's going to go we had a trailer though the main one we're going to see gameplay maybe so you think on Monday this will be the big trailer I think and then at the end of it it'll say pre-order now oh yeah there's not going to be um type it in and you'll have a look there won't be online for a little bit no it wasn't the last time was it it's also not available I swear it took like a year for online it's good though they should force people to play the story I agree also it won't be available on PC straight away so it won't be any RP for a bit I don't have to buy a console hate console you've got Xbox in your gaff now not like a new one old one I'd get PS5 Pro for it I'm not a Playstation guy yeah but then it's going to run the best and it's going to be a big game you don't want to you've got a pretty much you're just going to have to get the best one you know what the worst thing is for this.

27:47Obviously, we've got our golf creator golf club tournament thing that we're doing and the final is on the weekend that this gets launched. Fuck. You know, bro, you know when we were potentially doing our Oz tour and you guys were putting dates in the chat and bare November dates kept getting dropped in there and I just didn't want to say it, but I was just like, November's not a good month for me, boys. What's the date right now? November? November 19th or 16th? I think it's 16th. Okay Can you not free up Bro I'd be sacking I got tournament off Nah I know It's bad Is it Big Wedge? Yeah It's in Portugal This is your shit as well Surely Josh and everyone's Gonna be like Nah but the whole world Is already playing for it Who set this up?

28:31Yeah Because somebody's neck Needs to be on the line here I know I know I've got some mud Unless it was set up Before the release date Which it probably wasn't It wasn't bro We've known about this Is it live? It's done Is it being live streamed? What is? this tournament no I don't think so I was going to say go because nobody be fucking watching it bro yeah yeah for real no I got some mad like revolutionary shit lined up for the GTA launch yeah are you going to make a channel for it I'll just piss about it you should you really should I'm going to make videos on it you're going to make GTA vids I'm going to make a GTA channel yeah I think we all should GTA B oh I see what you've done there what he's done there is took the A from GTA, the auto bit, but it's A, B.

29:18That's good. Auto, but I'll probably just stream the whole playthrough and just get it whacked off. I see you doing about five streams before fucking it all. No, GTA is different because the issue with the streaming is there's nothing good to stream. Yeah. GTA, oh, actually. Bro, you're not streaming. I think I'd rather just play off cam. That just ruins it. You know what? That does ruin it, bro. I'm trying to enjoy one of the best story games of my life. like bro you did this wrong fucking shut up you could turn the chat off there's no point streaming then I'm going to mute my mic and just watch me play if you want what a silent stream bro I'm not why don't you put it in subscriber only mode then if you just subscribers are the worst emote only then emote only kebang they're going to put clown emojis They can only put like emotes in the chat.

30:15Nah, that would actually say. Yeah, loads of fish in like bait, rage bait shit. Fuck off. Nah. Nah, I will do it. I still got to do my Iceman reaction. Oh, I just can't fucking wait. You actually need to do a reaction. Iceman drops tomorrow. Don't do it because I think if you do it, it'll be really corny. Nah. Where you're there like. I'll be like. Nah, what are you talking about? I need to see this content. Bro. Don't talk him out of this. If you see my DMs, everyone's waiting for my Iceman drop. Are you actually doing it though? I think I'm mad busy tomorrow. Actually, I'm busy tomorrow. What have you got tomorrow, bro?

30:51You got another date? No, I got a Simon shoot and then I got a function. A Sidemen shoot? Simon. Oh, what is it? Some sort of guest, I don't know. You got a date? No. Yeah, you said on your thing, you went on a date? Oh yeah, I went on a date, yeah. Did it go well? When? With who? It didn't go well? No. So you sacked it already One date and it's done Proper fuck date What? Really? Horror yeah Horror I don't want to go into it What do you mean She could be watching Oh I might be moving I might just fuck off London Yeah Which has made me sad But I understand Well I don't think it makes a difference I don't know how it would Because we never see each other No one does anything here Yeah We can pop and stuff don't we Exactly the same We go pop and stuff like No we don't No we don't Chip I'll be honest You're not really a pop guy anymore Once every three months maybe We'll go pop You're too dialed for it bro that's what I'm saying even in the summer people are like yo come pub and I'm like I'm working pal I've asked you pub a few times it just hasn't landed I'm putting coins but ask me now nah cause I can't my stomach's gonna explode think of a date and ask me alright I've thought of a date yeah go would you like to go to the pub next Tuesday no busy there's a big night out tomorrow where are you gonna move to then so I was just looking around like outskirts of London and there's still pretty nuts prices but it is bad you do get more for your money but then like window kids I was like he's always in London I'm like why don't you move to London he's like bro it's hour 20 on the train from Knott so I started looking around the Midlands and bro there's some mental gaffes that are just like garden I could have a home gym I could have everything yeah I might be the first guy to have a content house but on my ones so you've got a house first content first solo content house in the game first to do it sick in Nottingham wake up make content in my house massive house one guy one camera content I'm fucking with it I'll do a big house launch make a channel for it make a channel for what your solo call it something you got the core boys oh yeah the core boy the yeah the house boy house boy the resident something like that go check out the resident channel yeah but no I think once my Tendency's over I'll just fuck off somewhere Like an hour away Just get a yard With a garden Yeah And drive about Is Nottingham like A bit too far though Hour 20 train No it's closer than Harrogate It's hour 20 train It's like three hour train Hour 20 train to Leeds Perfect Yeah You can probably drive to Leeds It's hour 20 to Houston I imagine right Yeah I don't think I've ever gone to Houston in my life And then you gotta go from Houston to here Yeah So two hours though Probably two hours Door to door that's a bit long it's more the same though isn't he he's moving Midlands yeah he's going he's got a pod here so yeah that's a good point commute with bro yeah can you pod shoots together but you're not moving to the same area yeah he's closer I could go Northampton you know what I've never heard of anything going down to Northampton I feel like it just got overshadowed by Southampton he's the only thing oh are they close no because one's in the north and one's in the south I wonder what the connection is between those two.

34:05Yeah, I looked at a map. Speaking of Southampton. Publis and Beef. Spygate. Oh, shit. Spygate? Been cheating. What? Basically, Southampton have been caught spying on, is it Middlesbrough? Yeah. Spying on the Middlesbrough training pitch. I don't give a shit about any of it, so. Nah, but it's like this geezer just stood there with a camera just filming their training session. One of their interns. And it's like, surely you'd send somebody that doesn't work at the club. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, they've picked one of the lads that works in, like, the analysis team or whatever. there surely you'd go but you know i know this guy called dave he'll do anything for like 100 quid i'll give him 100 quid and go and do it is this illegal yeah and very sloppy job as well he's landscape with an iphone next to a tree just peeking around also i'll tell you what is peak though he's his whole name has been put online and doxxed and he's like the junior intern like they've got like the young shots him under the bus yeah they've got the young guy the thing to be like oh fucking just go there and film and now his whole shit he'll be getting bare dms be like you fucking, you fucking up Middlesbrough.

35:05He'd never come to Middlesbrough. And because Middlesbrough lost in the playoff, there he is. Look at him, just posted up. I don't know why they blurred it because he's all over. But like, it's not his, imagine you get a job at a football club and your higher ups go, oi, go down there. You're going to do it. It's either that or he was never told to go and do this and he's gone rogue. Yeah. He's gone rogue and he's like, right. Trying to get a promotion. Also, if you're going to do that, like ghillie suit or something, you know what I mean? Apparently he's done it to like a number of other clubs because the way they found him was through his credit card or bank card was tapped at like coffee shops around certain training areas.